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Adam Le Chic -Our resident expert on beats, bleeps and<br />
disco breaks takes us to the dark heart of the White Isle<br />
As a lover of house and dance<br />
music from the tender age of 10<br />
and a DJ for the last 14 years<br />
you’d think it would have been<br />
standard protocol for me to have<br />
shipped my ass to the party isle<br />
that is Ibiza a good few times.<br />
Unbelievably this July was my first<br />
visit and I returned with a selection<br />
of Balearic battle scars and some<br />
fucking good stories!<br />
Unusually I wasn’t entirely looking<br />
forward to this trip prior to lift off;<br />
to be honest I felt pretty damn<br />
nervous and worried that the<br />
island would break me both<br />
mentally and financially. The<br />
blatant commercialism that has<br />
over-ridden the island over the last<br />
15 years was also a real concern!<br />
In my humble opinion pop music<br />
should not be available on Ibiza<br />
and the likes of Ibiza Rocks, Radio<br />
1, Guetta and his dickhead mates<br />
the Swedish House Mafia should<br />
be deported straight to Magaluf.<br />
Upon arrival we went straight on<br />
the scrounge and soon found an<br />
ex-<strong>Xile</strong> staffer willing to hook us<br />
up with ‘Guesties’ for the infamous<br />
‘We Love...Sundays’ at notorious<br />
superclub Space. Norwegian<br />
disco-don Lindstrom’s terrace<br />
set was off the hook and the<br />
unbelievable eye-candy on offer<br />
was simply mind blowing. This<br />
proved to be a recurring theme;<br />
nowhere else on earth have I seen<br />
such a selection of beautiful ladies<br />
– not even Easter Road on a Friday<br />
night comes close!<br />
Having left Space with brain cells<br />
intact and black book decidedly<br />
empty it was an early start the next<br />
day for us. Unlike the rest of the<br />
pasty punters that packed onto<br />
our return flight, we managed to<br />
drag ourself out of our post disco<br />
slumbers and get down to<br />
Bora-Bora beach every day for<br />
a spot of tanning. As you lay<br />
there getting your brown on you<br />
can slowly hear all last night’s<br />
party casualties emerging from<br />
their apartments onto the beach.<br />
Hearing stories such as ‘oh man, I<br />
was f**king melted last night, what<br />
happened?’ and ‘I woke up in the<br />
middle of the night and he had<br />
a latex sheep mask on and was<br />
bending over me’ is bad enough<br />
– worse still when you consider<br />
it was my roommates telling the<br />
tales! The stories from Ibiza 2011<br />
are x-rated and I’m certainly not<br />
about to spill the beans as my<br />
mum will definitely read this.<br />
A highlight was attending Zoo<br />
Project in my leopard print<br />
cardigan, to be honest I felt that<br />
this was the only place on earth I<br />
could pull it off. Imagine a derelict<br />
Zoo converted into a 3 arena<br />
rave pit, minus the animals. The<br />
only wild creatures here were the<br />
clubbers in attendance… spaced<br />
out, foaming at the mouth and<br />
looking decidedly feral. This was<br />
a cool setup, picture yourself<br />
dancing away with beautiful people<br />
in zebra stripes and rubber masks<br />
while Burnski blasts out a banging<br />
mix. An old seal enclosure was<br />
transformed into a stage where<br />
onlookers stood and boogied<br />
while the DJs and animal-esque<br />
dancers did ‘their thang’. As the<br />
evening was drawing to a close<br />
our night was just beginning! We<br />
headed to an alternative afterparty<br />
at Jade Jagger’s villa which<br />
which has been converted into an<br />
underground nightclub called (you<br />
guessed it) Underground – genius.<br />
The real drama was getting from<br />
the zoo to the villa. We were<br />
approached by an illegal taxi<br />
driver, normally you would be a<br />
little apprehensive but we were<br />
still buzzing from our experience in<br />
the animal enclosure and thought<br />
‘sure mate, you seem friendly so<br />
I’m not scared of waking up with a<br />
rubber fist hanging out my ass’...<br />
Our mistake! We jumped into his<br />
convertible Jeep, the techno was<br />
chucked on and we fist pumped<br />
and gurned our way across the<br />
island. Three minutes into the<br />
journey we saw a roadblock with<br />
police cars flagging us to pull over.<br />
Although the driver bricked it at<br />
this point we were just keen to<br />
get to the party. Two coppers pull<br />
up to both the driver’s door and<br />
me in the passenger side door<br />
and the standard ‘license and<br />
registration’ chat proceeded. The<br />
driver was hauled out and I made<br />
the mistake of asking ‘Is there a<br />
problem officer?’ This didn’t go<br />
down well, I was immediately<br />
pulled from the Jeep, forcibly<br />
spreadeagled across the front of a<br />
police car and thoroughly frisked.<br />
I hate to think how this looked as<br />
my leopard print cardy flapped in<br />
the wind while a muscular police<br />
officer performed what can only<br />
be described as a ‘reach around’<br />
to see (or feel) if I was packing<br />
any illegal substances. It goes<br />
without saying that I wouldn’t be<br />
involved in such a thing so we<br />
were released back into the wild<br />
and headed off to yet another party<br />
– the driver is probably still being<br />
probed as we speak.<br />
My initial fear of the island proved<br />
unjustified as Ibiza is truly a<br />
beautiful place to visit…not just<br />
for the party scene, the food, the<br />
people, the sights are first rate. I’d<br />
like to thank the white isle for the<br />
best damn holiday I have ever had.<br />
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