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34—SATURDAY Vanguard, MARCH 23, 2019<br />
A<br />
very gruesome murder caught<br />
my attention recently. One<br />
agbaya (a good for nothing person)<br />
butchered his 99-year-old aunt.<br />
According to the report, the nephew<br />
is a gambler. He had “permed” some<br />
numbers and was sure of winning a<br />
betting game, but his dream did not<br />
come true. Mind you, hundreds of<br />
thousands, if not millions of people,<br />
played the same game, so his<br />
probability of winning was about<br />
0.0000001! Yet, he blamed the<br />
aunt for bewitching him and making<br />
it impossible for him to win! He also<br />
accused the aunt of being<br />
responsible for his impoverished<br />
life. He not only killed, but beheaded<br />
the old woman.<br />
Sad as the tale is, it is<br />
commonplace in Africa.<br />
Underachieving children hold their<br />
aged parents responsible for their<br />
lack of success. In some situations,<br />
they kill their parents. Nephews and<br />
nieces blame their uncles and aunts<br />
for their lack of breakthrough in life.<br />
If these aunts and uncles do not have<br />
their own children, they are in big<br />
trouble. They get bullied or/and<br />
killed like the case above.<br />
Old age has become a huge burden.<br />
Ironically, nobody wants to die<br />
young, we all want to die at a ripe<br />
old age. Some people, in fact, want<br />
to inherit the earth. So, we are all<br />
potential “suspects” in future unless<br />
our children, nephews and nieces<br />
become “successful.” Nature has not<br />
helped matters. As many people<br />
age, they wrinkle, shrink and begin<br />
to grow “ugly.” All of a sudden the<br />
dashing young man or ravishing<br />
beauty of yesterday becomes a bag<br />
of bones and cuts the image of that<br />
old, wicked witch or wizard in those<br />
horror movies. But it is a phase in<br />
life.<br />
I am troubled by a few<br />
misconceptions and I want to share<br />
them with these people who see<br />
elderly parents, uncles, aunts and<br />
other relatives as witches and<br />
wizards that hinder their progress.<br />
Let us start with the life of our<br />
subject matter above. He wants to<br />
be rich by gambling. Go through the<br />
list of rich people globally and how<br />
they made their money. I am yet, to<br />
Burden of old age;agony of ignorance<br />
see anyone whose source of<br />
wealth is gambling. People do not<br />
gamble their way to stupendous<br />
wealth and remain wealthy. Most<br />
wealthy people became rich<br />
through systems and processes<br />
that create, sustain and protect<br />
their wealth. Google lottery<br />
winners, who went home with<br />
millions of dollars; most of them<br />
have blown their entire winnings.<br />
Only a very negligible number<br />
are still around and doing well.<br />
Betting is not a career or source<br />
of livelihood. So why blame<br />
anybody for your financial<br />
predicament when you are not<br />
engaged in any meaningful<br />
economic activity?<br />
I know quite a handful of people<br />
who blame older relatives for all<br />
their predicaments in life and I<br />
am going to categorise them<br />
presently. Some of them are like<br />
the servant in the Bible who dug<br />
his talent in the ground. They do<br />
not do anything; they do not<br />
know they can do anything. All<br />
they do is the blame game;<br />
lamentation is their hobby.<br />
There is another set. They are<br />
engaged in economic activities,<br />
but they will not commit to it<br />
properly. Some are not reliable<br />
and have lost many clients in the<br />
process. I know a tailor, a genius<br />
for that matter, who can<br />
disappear with your dress for six<br />
months. If the dress is meant for<br />
an occasion, what happens? I<br />
know another genius, the best<br />
electrical person that has worked<br />
for me, but he is irredeemably<br />
fraudulent. I could not just put<br />
up with him and we had to part<br />
ways. The last time I saw him,<br />
he was not looking good. In<br />
spite of the prodigious talents,<br />
he cannot retain clients. How<br />
can a business survive without<br />
retaining clients? Tomorrow,<br />
he will blame some old people<br />
in the village for his financial<br />
misfortune.<br />
And yet there is another<br />
group; they are immensely<br />
People<br />
who are so<br />
fixated on<br />
witches and<br />
wizards, do<br />
not make<br />
progress in<br />
life<br />
talented and good at their jobs,<br />
but price themselves<br />
miserably cheap. I used to<br />
know this mechanic; he was<br />
very good. He could spend a<br />
whole day fixing a car. When he<br />
is done, you ask him,”how<br />
much is your bill?””Oga, give anything<br />
when you get.” Then if you insisted that<br />
he named his price, he would call one<br />
ridiculous amount for a whole day’s work!<br />
At a point, we thought he was making<br />
money from the spare parts he sourced.<br />
Even when we bought the parts or when<br />
no parts were replaced, he still charged<br />
ridiculously low. So how does he meet up<br />
with his financial obligations? In no time,<br />
such a person will feel that he is hard<br />
working, but does not see the fruits of his<br />
labour. Witches and wizards must be after<br />
him!<br />
Finally, we have those who are very good<br />
at what they do, charge premium for their<br />
services or products, but do not seem to<br />
know where all the money goes. When I<br />
was young, I knew somebody who made<br />
about N1,000 monthly. Mind you, a brand<br />
new Mercedes Benz 200 was N13,000<br />
then, so you do the arithmetic. He was<br />
always broke before the middle of the<br />
month. It was a mystery and he decided<br />
to consult a native doctor. Trust native<br />
doctors, he told him that before his<br />
N1,000 salary is handed over to him in an<br />
envelope at the end of every month,<br />
diabolical family members would have<br />
opened the envelope and spent the<br />
money! Looking back now, the man had<br />
two problems: he did not know how to say<br />
no to friends and family members who<br />
asked for assistance. Secondly, he loved<br />
life and lived it to the full. He was an<br />
unrestrained unrestrained and nobody<br />
can build a fortune with unbridled<br />
spending.<br />
Now the conclusion of the matter; most<br />
of the people I know, who blame parents,<br />
aunts and uncles for their lack of progress<br />
in life, are Christians. They serve an allpowerful<br />
and all-knowing God, who is<br />
above all principalities and powers. Yet<br />
witches and wizards are holding them<br />
down? Something is wrong somewhere.<br />
Witches and wizards might be there, but<br />
look within yourself; there lies the solution<br />
to your problems: take a second look at<br />
your means for earning a living (that is, if<br />
you have one), how you manage your<br />
resources and your relationship with your<br />
God. One more thing, people who are so<br />
fixated on witches and wizards, do not<br />
make progress in life. They either live in a<br />
permanent state of anxiety or look for<br />
excuses instead of facing life’s challenges<br />
squarely. Cling to your God and face life<br />
squarely.<br />
C<br />
M<br />
Y<br />
K<br />
2023 and our grammar-blowing<br />
politicians<br />
In the days when the leg<br />
endary Lamidi Adedibu<br />
reigned over Oyo state with<br />
his Amala politics, his cunning<br />
as well as the culinary skills of<br />
those in his massive kitchen were<br />
the main sources of his political<br />
power.<br />
His reach- which stretched as<br />
far as Abuja and even beyond<br />
the shores of Nigeria- was reinforced<br />
not by his ability to speak<br />
grammar but his genius at networking<br />
and bringing people together.<br />
It is fabled that one of the candidates<br />
for the governorship in<br />
his home Oyo state whom the<br />
kingpin favoured had been<br />
mocked by political opponents<br />
and their sympathisers for the<br />
latter’s poor grasp of the English<br />
language. The poor fellow had<br />
approached Adedibu for inspiration,<br />
and the story goes that the<br />
kingpin had in comforting him,<br />
brought out two currency notes<br />
from his pocket in full view of<br />
other visitors.<br />
Charging the candidate to ignore<br />
(his) detractors, he held up<br />
the 1000 and 200 naira notes and<br />
asked the latter to name the notes,<br />
which he duly did. “How then<br />
can they say you do not understand<br />
English?” he was said to<br />
have asked rhetorically.<br />
Another insider gist was of the<br />
so called Oracle of Molete promising<br />
the now embattled Rasheed<br />
Ladoja the governorship of Oyo<br />
state in 2003 with the conveyed<br />
intention of unseating the incumbent,<br />
Lam Adesina, who incidentally<br />
also had strong ties to<br />
the old man. On a visit to the<br />
Molete compound of Adedibu<br />
where legend has it that at least<br />
a hundred people were fed daily<br />
in the precursor to ‘stomach infrastructure’,<br />
Ladoja had seen his<br />
arch rival Lam Adesina in a strategic<br />
position in the Molete complex,<br />
devouring a bowl of hot<br />
amala and gbegiri for which the<br />
venue was famous and appearing<br />
totally relaxed and at home.<br />
In protest, Ladoja was said to<br />
have drawn the attention of<br />
Adedibu to the scene while registering<br />
his displeasure. In the<br />
conversation that ensued, the<br />
former governor was said to have<br />
asked in the native Ibadan dialect:<br />
“You said I would be governor;<br />
is that not Adesina eating<br />
amala in your compound?”<br />
Adedibu was said to have replied<br />
him in the words now written on<br />
marble:” Lam is eating amala<br />
and that is all he will eat. You<br />
will be the one to ‘eat’ the governorship”-<br />
playing on the word<br />
“eat”, which connotes a dual<br />
meaning of both mastication and<br />
ascendancy. Things turned out<br />
exactly as the godfather had predicted.<br />
A fortnight or so before the 2019<br />
presidential polls, female presidential<br />
candidate Oby<br />
Ezekwesili shocked her followers<br />
when she dropped her candidature<br />
of the Allied Congress<br />
Party of Nigeria to do what some<br />
pundits had predicted she was<br />
planning to do all along. The<br />
pundits laugh last, freely casting<br />
aspersions on her integrity and<br />
claiming she led them astray. The<br />
truth is, this is what politicians<br />
do everywhere in the world and<br />
the problem with our crop of new<br />
age presidential candidates is not<br />
that they do not know what is<br />
wrong with Nigeria or even that<br />
they cannot fix it, but that they<br />
do not understand politics<br />
enough. It is like a man who<br />
wants to go to London by foot and<br />
thinks he will get there before the<br />
man going by air. You cannot<br />
reach a destination without a<br />
vehicle and leave it or take it,<br />
politics is the only vehicle by<br />
which the destination of political<br />
office can be reached creditably,<br />
and technocracy or elitism cannot<br />
make up for that.<br />
The reason Adedibu was a better<br />
politician in his era than the<br />
grammar speaking lot is that he<br />
understood the value of local influence.<br />
This influence is believed<br />
to have been acquired by the<br />
daily provision of steaming amala<br />
and gbegiri/ewedu to all who<br />
thronged in. Some swear that he<br />
fed the stuff to hundreds of devotees<br />
daily.<br />
But while stomach infrastructure<br />
has its own value- and it is<br />
remarkable within certain economic<br />
climates- it takes a combination<br />
of psychology and networking<br />
skills to be able to wield<br />
the level of influence that he did,<br />
even on far more educated folks.<br />
As the political class once more<br />
has influenced us with a view to<br />
electing them into various positions<br />
this 2019, it is only to be<br />
expected that every tactic imaginable<br />
under the sun has been<br />
deployed. Unfortunately, politicking<br />
is no more as fun-filled as it<br />
once had been.<br />
The new age politicians are a<br />
tad too serious, though human<br />
rights activist and lawyer Femi<br />
Falana recently called into question<br />
the very continuity of their<br />
existence, referring to the expansion<br />
of the democratic space as<br />
exploitation by people of ill-motivated<br />
agenda who set up all<br />
kinds of political associations and<br />
proceeded to register them as political<br />
parties.<br />
Their dismal performances<br />
while expected, might more accurately<br />
be a reflection of their<br />
weakness as the constituted opposition<br />
to the ruling APC and<br />
their very raison d’etre might<br />
well have been for the devastation<br />
and fractionalization of existing<br />
opposition.<br />
In the next four years, the new<br />
age politicians have all the time<br />
in the world to learn how to build<br />
structures, begin conversations,<br />
explore networks and just play<br />
politics.