Hemispheres 2019
Wichita Collegiate School's literary magazine, Hemispheres. Faculty Sponsor: Barbara Stokley.
Wichita Collegiate School's literary magazine, Hemispheres.
Faculty Sponsor: Barbara Stokley.
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Lights down on Shakespeare’s portion of the stage (stage right), he will silently continue his soliloquy,<br />
making up words. Lights up on stage left. From stage left, Joseph walks in holding a paper. He is an<br />
ordinary, modern teenager who knows all the ins and outs of modern slang.<br />
JOSEPH (reading the paper): Dr. Highbarger gave me an F on my Romeo and Juliet test?! Are you<br />
kidding me, bro? “You need to spend more time with William Shakespeare and truly understand<br />
his language.” What does that even mean, spend more time with him?<br />
Lights down. Lights back up on the whole stage. Joseph is now in Shakespeare’s world.<br />
Shakespeare is not yet aware of Joseph’s presence and continues his soliloquy, while Joseph will<br />
say his lines in an aside.<br />
SHAKESPEARE: Where once I was able to captivate audiences and move the hearts and minds of<br />
England, now only glazed eyes and hard souls look upon what would have been my masterpiece:<br />
Romeo and Juliet!<br />
JOSEPH (shocked): That’s William Shakespeare! How is that even possible, man? (light bulb clicks).<br />
My teacher must have put a time travel spell on those words so that when I read them I would be<br />
taken back to Elizabethan England!<br />
SHAKESPEARE: Wherefore art thou, my former writing skill! Alack, I am lost.<br />
JOSEPH: Dude, Shakespeare needs help with his language. (light bulb clicks again). If I can teach<br />
Shakespeare modern language, his plays will be easy to read, I’ll get a good grade, and it’ll solve his<br />
problem!<br />
SHAKESPEARE: Hence I go to mine abode, hoping for some distant miracle to grace mine page.<br />
The Bard is gone, now only remains the once proud Shakespeare.<br />
JOSEPH (approaching Shakespeare): Yo, Billy, I can hook you up with that sweet new language skill<br />
you looking for.<br />
SHAKESPEARE (completely stunned): ……<br />
JOSEPH: Too soon? All righty then…I’m here to help you Billy.<br />
SHAKESPEARE: Where didst thou come from, apparition? What language dost thou speak? How<br />
dost thou know mine name?<br />
JOSEPH: Yuhhh, I’m from the future, I speak English like everybody does, and you’re a famous<br />
playwright, man.<br />
SHAKESPEARE (jaw dropping): ……<br />
JOSEPH: Hmmm…Clearly that did not help the situation. Think of me as…your new homie!<br />
SHAKESPEARE: How canst thou be a home when thou dost not even have a roof over thine head?<br />
JOSEPH: Now I’m the confused one, bro! Forget what I said. Think of me as your dictionary to the<br />
modern English language.<br />
SHAKESPEARE: Thou dost not speak English, knave.<br />
JOSEPH: Ummm…wouldst thou prefer me to speaketh liketh thiseth?<br />
SHAKESPEARE: Ay! Now thy speak Shakespeare’s language.<br />
JOSEPH: (I never was a good English student) …Anyway, I’m here to teach you to speak like the cool<br />
kids, bro. You need new writing? Well, a whole new language is just what you need!<br />
SHAKESPEARE: Thou may be right…I may be crazy…but it just may be a lunatic thou art looking<br />
for…Shakespeare moves to the front of the stage for another soliloquy. This strange person whom I<br />
do not know may be the answer to mine prayers! Nay, Shakespeare no longer, the Bard will reenter<br />
the stage upon a grand scene of applause---