18 - ADVERTISEMENT -The Labour Spokesman FRIDAY, MAY 01ST, 2020
The Labour Spokesman FRIDAY, MAY 01ST, 2020 - COMMENTARY -19BOUNDARIES. VIRUSESAND FAMALAAYYY!!!For how Timothy Harris and therest of Team Unity went on lastelections, nobody, not evenTimothy himself, would havebelieved that in April 2020 TeamUnity would have been tryingevery trick in the proverbial bookto hold on to power for as long asthey can.Things are so bad for TeamUnity that the same man who saidthat they would win ten out of theeleven seats is now trying to finda way in the Constitution to allowthem to stay past theconstitutionally mandated August14, 2020.There was no Corona Virus inJanuary or February 2020. Therewas none in the whole of 2019.There was nothing preventingTimothy Harris from calling theelections, especially when worldrenowned pollster assured himthat he would win ten out of theeleven federal seats.What better news would agovernment want to hear? Evenif the pollster off by one or twoor even four. But Team Unitypreferred to ignore their poll andpollster and take on the results ofthe Labour poll instead.What a scalamity!!And there isn’t one Unitysupporter, who I’ve seen, whodoesn’t want to postpone theelections as long as possible. Theonly conclusion to draw from thisresponse is that Team Unityknows that they will lose the 2020General Elections. 1989 or 2015boundaries, the result will be thesame.That is another reason for thedelay. Timothy Harris and the restof Team Unity are trying tochange the boundaries. And theyare trying to change theboundaries because they knowonly gerrymandered boundariescan give them a chance.By: FAIR SHARE FOR ALLFive years these people had tomake the boundaries equitable. Butthey thought five years was acentury. Before they realized whatwas happening, 16th February,2020 had come and gone.So now they are scrabbling.Scrabbling to get everything donein three months. Ninety days.Because they don’t have anyMusic Festival to launch theircampaign. They don’t have threeOasis type cruise ships docked atthe second pier. As I write,workmen are trying to figure outhow to fix the west cement and steelbus terminal.Timothy Harris also has anotherproblem. If he says we are CoronaVirus free, then he won’t be ableto use the pandemic as the reasonto try to postpone the elections. Itlooking like The Virus is the verylast card that he has in his hand.He done gone to boast on BBC howwe, the people, are adhering to allthe best practices recommended byWHO and the like. Wendystressing all the time that the Virusis no spreading locally- i.e. withina household.So he can’t come now to say thatthere is Community spread.So he trying to get a voice outthere to justify, rationalize andlegitimize going past August 2020.So he turns to the pollster. Thesame one he didn’t take on whenhe said they would win ten seats.Probably the same one who toldhim that Douglas would never beable to contest an election again.So while they are trying torewrite the Constitution, Iencourage all of us to continue towelcome all to Labour. So manypersons are now with us and arepublicly supporting us. Let uscontinue to do what needs to bedone to ensure that LABOUR is thewinning party in the 2020 GeneralElections.FAIR SHARE FOR ALLBy Vigilante• People in de know say dat de junior lady who like shewhiskey and de big man in security who like he brandy had onebig busing. Dey say she tell him how dunce he be. How hewant to be mekking big speech and he ain’t know de differencebetween simple words like affected and infected.• So he went go complain her to Humpty Dumpty. ButHumpty Dumpty ain’t give him no satisfaction. Humpty Dumptytell him dat he must never forget dat he get de wuk because heobedient. He ain’t get it because he intelligent.• Dey say de poor man fed up and frustrated because delady not giving him a break at all. She tell him dat if he ain’t seehow Hammy Monkey only wuk during dis crisis is to tek photoshoot wid garbage bin. She warn him dat if he don’t behaveheself and stop complaining her, he gon find heself on de beatmekking sure dat people social distancing.• Through he just build a big bamancoo house since heget de big wuk in security, he carn give de lady no chat nor tellHumpty Dumpty he done wid de wuk. So anytime he going gomek a big speech anywhere at all bout de Virus, de lady have tocheck it first.• De lady run de PS too since she couldna get de wordcall de first time she try call it in public. And because de PS tellde junior lady dat she wouldn’t even sweep up she yard in declothes dem dat she, de junior lady does wear wuk, de juniorlady ban her from chairing any more a de meeting dem.• After Humpty Dumpty done mek de supermarket openup for him on a lock dung day and after he done bring out deschool meal people dem to cook de food, only half a de food hesend to give out. Dey say he freezer dem ram pack wid deother half a de food. Just like how he got a room a house rampack wid all de tin a food dat de plane bring.• Through he get way wid some lie and half truth wid defirst England news man, Humpty Dumpty put on he bright bluetie dis time and thought dat he coulda get away again. But throughhe get ketch, he say dat de next interview gon be in a brightorange tie because when he put on yellow tie or blue tie, hedoes carn lie good.• Humpty Dumpty tell de Marriott man early o’clock inCabinet dat he have to cancel de Music Festival so dey couldcancel de Labour weekend. And de Marriott man agree to itquick, quick because PAM people busing dat every year Labourhave Queen show in and outta government, Every year Labourhave de march in and outta government. And PAM celebratedey 55th anniversary and not a soul remember.• Since de man say what he say bout Humpty Dumptyand Hammy monkey, Humpty Dumpty carn sleep when nightcome. Dey say he trying to find out who all de man talk to andwhat all he say because just like how Humpty Dumpty use topay people to cut up people tyre and tek dung people billboard,money pass to do worse dan dat.• All who never believe dat is all kinda ting dey pay peopleto do to de school and de school chirren to win de 2015 electionbelieving it now. School chirren say das what mek de man whowas de rusty chair walking up and dung de highway in hot sunkicking stone and talking to dem.SCOOPS
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