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Epub Effin' Birds: A
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Description
AARON REYNOLDS is a humourist, professional speaker, and the man behind the @EffinBirds and
@swear_trek Twitter accounts. When he's not on Twitter, you can find him producing a series of podcasts
and at ComicCons dressed as George Lucas. He has been a baseball writer, a fine art printer, and a mall
Santa Claus photographer. Aaron was raised in Mississauga, Canada, a suburb where they cut down all the
trees and named the streets after them. He currently splits his time between Toronto and Ottawa. Read more
Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. IntroductionHave you ever listened to the
melodic chirping of birds and wondered what they were trying to communicate?Some of the worldâ€s
most brilliant scientists have spent decades studying birdsong to gain an understanding of birds: their
society, their needs, their hopes and dreams. Are birds gripped by the paralysing fear that theyâ€ll fail to
provide for their families? Do they aspire to meaningful careers? Are they frustrated at the pace of social
progress in the world? It turns out that these were the feelings of the scientists and not the birds at all.
Advances in machine learning over the past ten years have allowed for detailed scenario analysis of birds
and their songs, and multiple computer-driven studies* that compiled years†worth of audio and video
recordings came to an astonishing conclusion: most of the time, birds are just saying, “F**k
off.―Sometimes theyâ€re saying f**k off to predators. Sometimes to other birds. In the studies, scientists
found that the birds were disproportionately saying f**k off to the scientists studying them, which led to
some sober re-examination of their birdhandling protocols.This astonishing breakthrough has led to reevaluations
of historic recordings, including one analysis that showed US President Lyndon B.
Johnsonâ€s pet lovebirds telling British Prime Minister Harold Wilson to “f**k off and keep f**king
off until your feet get wet― during a White House visit, and another in which Challenger the Bald Eagle
told Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig to “find a newer and more interesting way to f**k
off― at the 1998 World Series. Most embarrassingly, computer analysis shows that the pigeons in the
“Feed the Birds― scene of Mary Poppins are actually saying, “Just give us the f**king bread before
we die of old age.―While it would prove impossible to create a definitive listing of every way birds say
f**k off, this book is an attempt to catalogue some of the most common, and to place them into broader
societal context, along with identifying bird behaviours and characteristics. And while very few people will
have access to the advanced computational power needed to understand birdsong precisely, the hope is that
the knowledge contained in this book will allow you to look directly into a birdâ€s eyes and understand it
when it tells you to f**k off with that s**t.* I made these up because this book is fake—but keep that as a
secret between you and me and the handful of other nerds who read footnotes. Read more