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Ben drops his napkin on the floor. Bends down to retrieve.<br />
Checks out her ankles.<br />
BEN (V.O.)<br />
It’s not cankles.<br />
Her ankles are perfect. Ben sits back up.<br />
BEN<br />
Please. Continue.<br />
(VO)<br />
Those legs are tremendous. And those<br />
lips. Look at her. She’s interesting,<br />
smart.<br />
(out loud)<br />
I can’t find anything wrong with you.<br />
DEVAN<br />
Um... thanks?<br />
And then a song comes on. “I’m Alright” by Kenny Loggins.<br />
DEVAN<br />
Ooh I love this song. It’s the theme<br />
song from Caddyshack!<br />
BEN<br />
You like Caddyshack?<br />
DEVAN<br />
Who doesn’t like a fake dancing<br />
gopher?<br />
BEN (V.O.)<br />
(beat)<br />
She must have a penis.<br />
EXT. SPIAGGIA - LATER<br />
<strong>Friends</strong> <strong>With</strong> <strong>Benefit</strong>s Pilot 1/<strong>31</strong>/<strong>10</strong> 29.<br />
Aaron and Hoon exit the restaurant. Hoon tries to hi-five him.<br />
HOON<br />
You got digits, dude!<br />
AARON<br />
From Carl.<br />
HOON<br />
Still digits.<br />
AARON<br />
I’m going home now.<br />
HOON<br />
The night is young! There’s<br />
breadlines for boners out there. Just<br />
follow the Hoon.
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