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Fisting in America - Greg Hallett and Spymaster

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2 0 New Zeal<strong>and</strong> – A Blackmailer’s Guide<br />

Author: “She also hasn’t walked across an <strong>in</strong>tersection the whole time<br />

she’s been PM. She’s the most hated woman <strong>in</strong> New Zeal<strong>and</strong>’s history<br />

<strong>and</strong> if she walked across an <strong>in</strong>tersection someone would volunteer to<br />

run her over.”<br />

M: “I’m aware of the sentiment. I’m also aware that there have been<br />

many discussion regard<strong>in</strong>g remov<strong>in</strong>g her protection, especially s<strong>in</strong>ce<br />

her murders.”<br />

Author: “Anyway, back to the ma<strong>in</strong> story.<br />

“After Prime M<strong>in</strong>ister Helen<br />

Clark’s sex with the lesbian CIA<br />

pillow-talker, George Bush rang<br />

her up the next day <strong>and</strong> <strong>in</strong>vited her<br />

up to the Oval Office. Helen turned<br />

up, feel<strong>in</strong>g great about her latest<br />

fist<strong>in</strong>g, but wonder<strong>in</strong>g why she no<br />

longer had any control over her<br />

bladder, <strong>and</strong> George, not be<strong>in</strong>g the<br />

great diplomat, showed Helen the<br />

photos <strong>and</strong> asked her if she would<br />

like these to go to the media.<br />

The White House Oval Office, 4 January 2003.

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