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<strong>Poems</strong> <strong>for</strong> <strong>Big</strong> <strong>Kids</strong> Let’s Be Silly!<br />
Who Rhymed on Monday?<br />
Jen Finlayson<br />
Who rhymed on Monday?<br />
Was it you?<br />
That was a silly thing to do<br />
'Cause rhyming's out, they told me so,<br />
It isn't cool, and you should know.<br />
Who rhymed on Monday?<br />
Was it him?<br />
That was exceptionally dim<br />
It's never done, it's not the Way,<br />
Not anymore; it's old, passé.<br />
Who rhymed on Monday?<br />
Was it she?<br />
How stupid can a person be?<br />
They faxed a memo, silly female,<br />
They even sent a note by email:<br />
"NO RHYMES ON MONDAY!"<br />
So who did?<br />
I'll bet it was that rookie kid<br />
How could he know when he was hired<br />
A Monday-rhyme could get him fired<br />
Or maybe it was Jane, or Frank,<br />
Or mailroom Jim, just <strong>for</strong> a prank<br />
Or Bill, who fills the candy up<br />
Or Sue, who left her coffee cup<br />
The manager, to test our poise<br />
That troop of little girls and boys<br />
The courier who took that letter<br />
That lady with the Irish Setter<br />
Oh Someone! Someone has to know!<br />
What?<br />
It was me?<br />
Oh well.<br />
I'll go.<br />
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