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Issue No.26 2012 FREE to a good home<br />

The Offi cial voice of <strong>Northumbria</strong> <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong><br />

Your Monthly<br />

<strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong><br />

Magazine Featuring...<br />

RECORD BREAKING<br />

<strong>ELECTIONS</strong><br />

THE OLYMPICS<br />

what’s going on and is it worth it?<br />

CAMPUS STYLE<br />

what you are wearing this season!<br />

GIG Goers, Sport, Societies, RAG and much much more...<br />

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NSU NEWS<br />

Sabb Banter 4-5<br />

SU:News - Elections 6-7<br />

Oh! What’s Occurring? 9<br />

RAG Round Up 10<br />

FEATURES<br />

Not If But When 11<br />

London 2012 12-13<br />

Hot Topic - Olympics 14-15<br />

Society Spotlight 16-17<br />

GET INVOLVED<br />

George On Tour 19<br />

Has Your Revision Melted Your Mind? 20-21<br />

LIGHT RELIEF<br />

Academic Advice 22<br />

The Agony Aunt Team 23<br />

Spotted 24-25<br />

NGT - And The 2012 Winner Is... 26-27<br />

Discuss - Reality TV 28-29<br />

STUDENT CULTURE<br />

Campus Style 30-31<br />

Happy Holiday Hunting 32-33<br />

Gig Goers 34-35<br />

WriSoc Serial - The Finale 36-37<br />

Summer Munchies 38<br />

Flicks 39<br />

North Stars Prepare For Nationals 41<br />

TEAM NORTHUMBRIA<br />

Nolberto Solano 42-43<br />

Stan Calvert 44-45<br />

Special thank you to; Kim Buff ery for Academic Advice<br />

& Vikki Myerscough for sorting my dreadful spelling!<br />

Editor Holly Seabrook holly.seabrook@northumbria.ac.uk<br />

Twitter: NSUCommsOffi cer<br />

Design www.ellenlonghorndesign.co.uk<br />

editor’s<br />

words<br />

Hey everyone!<br />

I have some bad news.. This is My last nu:life I know it’s<br />

devastating, but never fear as Mike Potter is here, and I know<br />

he will do a fabulous job keeping you all up to date with NSU<br />

news and everything in-between.<br />

As this is the last edition this year it is packed full of<br />

information to keep you occupied all through summer,<br />

including what’s going on in your <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong> (Page 9)<br />

, how to book that crucial summer holiday on pages 33-33,<br />

and the truth about the Olympics from page 12.<br />

Meet your Sabbatical Team 2012 – 2013 - with this year’s<br />

record breaking elections just behind us we bring you the<br />

results plus the reactions from the incoming candidates on<br />

page 6. I know they will all have a great year, remember to<br />

say hello to them when you see them around campus!<br />

It’s been a fantastic two years, 15 editions and over 500<br />

pages as your Editor! Thank you to every single writer that<br />

has graced these pages these past two years and I look<br />

forward to reading the mag in the future.<br />

But for now, enjoy the last edition<br />

and have a fantastic summer!<br />

Love Holly xxx<br />

Contributors<br />

Elections Carmel Lawless<br />

NGT Review Jacob Turner<br />

RAG Round Up Oliver Dobbs<br />

London 2012 Laura Heaps<br />

Hot Topic - Olympics Kate Taylor<br />

Revision/Discuss/Summer Munchies Julia Bond<br />

The Agony Aunt Team Amy Terri & Anna Scatchard<br />

Campus Style Amy Waugh & Suzie Harker<br />

Happy Holiday Hunting Suzie Harker<br />

Flicks Callum Gibson<br />

North Stars prepare for Nationals Abi Camwell<br />

Nolberto Solano Jamie Durent<br />

Stan Calvert Simon Rushworth nu:life 03


NSU News Sabb Banter<br />

SABB<br />

BANTER<br />

It’s the last time this<br />

year’s Sabb team<br />

will answer your<br />

questions, so we’ve<br />

grilled them to fi nd<br />

out what their true<br />

priorities are for<br />

the term, and what<br />

Olympic sport they<br />

will be keeping an<br />

eye on!<br />

JO O RHODES<br />

President<br />

What is your role?<br />

Representing <strong>Northumbria</strong><br />

<strong>Students</strong> – to the <strong>University</strong>, the<br />

community and even nationally!<br />

I lead our lovely Sabb team and<br />

campaign on the things that matter to you!<br />

What have you been working on this month?<br />

Getting a bigger library! Also been working on getting<br />

meetings with MPs so that they Sabb team can lobby them<br />

on all things Higher Education!<br />

What are your priorities for the last few months of term?<br />

Lots of things: Finishing off all the campaigns, getting<br />

ready for Welcome Week and sorting out access<br />

agreements (the off er that students from lower income<br />

backgrounds get from the <strong>University</strong>).<br />

If you could only do one more thing in your role what<br />

would it be?<br />

Make sure the new space that students can eat their own<br />

food in at Coach Lane is looking pretty sweeeeet!<br />

What is your favourite Olympic sport and why?<br />

It would be Netball – but that’s not an Olympic sport –<br />

BOOOOO!<br />

jo.rhodes@northumbria.ac.uk<br />

Twitter: NSUPres<br />

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Remember to check our fortnightly Sabbatical vlogs at:<br />

www.mynsu.co.uk/sabbaticals<br />

And if you have a question for us or just fancy a natter, shoot us an<br />

email or pop up and say hello on the fi rst fl oor of the <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong>.<br />

HOLLY SEABROOK<br />

Vice-President<br />

Communications<br />

& Involvement<br />

What is your role?<br />

I am here to keep all of you up to speed<br />

with what is going on in the <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong> in<br />

various ways including this amazing magazine!<br />

What have you been working on this month?<br />

This month has been hectic – I’ve been to London to lobby<br />

MP’s, Nottingham for the NaSTA Awards with NU: TV and<br />

represented you at NUS Conference in Sheffi eld, a right jet<br />

setter, but it’s been amazing!<br />

What are your priorities for the last few months of term?<br />

During May I will be conducting a complete review of<br />

your Student Council to ensure that each and every<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> Student has a voice in their <strong>Union</strong>.<br />

If you could only do one more thing in your role what<br />

would it be?<br />

Make all our media outlets (including radio) the best in<br />

the country!<br />

What is your favourite Olympic sport and why?<br />

I love the people that swing around on the poles, there<br />

really cool, but I’m also really looking forward to the<br />

Paralympics as I get to volunteer in the press offi ce, MEGA<br />

– EXCITED.com<br />

holly.seabrook@northumbria.ac.uk<br />

Twitter: NSUCommsOffi cer


KATE BRADSHAW<br />

Vice-President<br />

Academic Aff airs<br />

What is your role?<br />

I mentor all of the academic Reps i.e.<br />

Course, School, PGT and PGR. I also run all<br />

education related campaigns, lobby the<br />

<strong>University</strong> on the issues you face on your course and lead<br />

on all education related policy. As well as this, I take lead<br />

offi cer responsibility for Coach Lane Campus!<br />

What have you been working on this month?<br />

This month I have been working on several projects but<br />

mainly Coach Lane priorities, piloting my <strong>Northumbria</strong><br />

Skills Project and moving forward with our advice service.<br />

What are your priorities for the last few months of term?<br />

I have many! I would like to ensure a better bus service for<br />

Coach Lane students, a new recruitment process for Course<br />

Reps and also some areas listed in the education policy<br />

ticked off !<br />

If you could only do one more thing in your role what<br />

would it be?<br />

Bigger, more frequent bus services to and from Coach Lane!<br />

What is your favourite Olympic sport and why?<br />

Ahhhhh! I don’t really watch the Olympics (hangs head<br />

in shame) however if I had to pick one then probably<br />

gymnastics because I think it’s the one that makes you<br />

most nervous!<br />

kate.bradshaw@northumbria.ac.uk<br />

Twitter: NSUAcademics<br />

ANDREW CHEUNG<br />

Vice-President<br />

Activities &<br />

Development<br />

What is your role?<br />

I oversee all the student Societies,<br />

Community Volunteers (Volunteer<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong>), Fundraising (RAG), Welcome<br />

Team and student development.<br />

What have you been working on this month?<br />

I’ve been busy recruiting the new leadership committees,<br />

starting the planning for Welcome Week Team, collecting<br />

in London with the RAG Team, attending NUS Conference<br />

and many other things!<br />

What are your priorities for the last few months of term?<br />

Ensuring the VIP Cards are sorted out for volunteers, and<br />

fi ghting to allow sponsored expeditions!<br />

If you could only do one more thing in your role what<br />

would it be?<br />

Ensure that there will be a optional volunteering module,<br />

so students can get recognised for their hard work<br />

academically.<br />

What is your favourite Olympic sport and why?<br />

Athletics or swimming, because these are the events where<br />

you see world records being broken!<br />

andrew.cheung@northumbria.ac.uk<br />

Twitter: NSUActivites1<br />

HANNAH HORNE<br />

Vice-President Welfare<br />

& Equality<br />

What is your role?<br />

I lead on all things non-academic! This<br />

includes such things as housing, crime &<br />

safety, the local community, and health. On top<br />

of this, it is my job to champion equality and diversity.<br />

What have you been working on this month?<br />

I have been busy organising Stress Less activities<br />

throughout the exam period. My survey of Halls is also<br />

underway so I’m excited to see the results from that!<br />

What are your priorities for the last few months of term?<br />

I want to ensure that all of my Equality, Halls and<br />

Community Reps get what they can out of their last month<br />

in the role, as well as getting their feedback on the year so<br />

that all positions can be developed for next year.<br />

If you could only do one more thing in your role what<br />

would it be?<br />

Concentrate all of my eff orts into improving the standards<br />

of student housing across Newcastle – including Halls!<br />

What is your favourite Olympic sport and why?<br />

Gymnastics! I think it’s mostly because of the dancing<br />

element, but also the strength and speed they have is<br />

amazing.<br />

hannah.horne@northumbria.ac.uk<br />

Twitter: NSUWelfare1<br />

And if you have a question for us or<br />

just fancy a natter, shoot us an email<br />

or pop up and say hello on the fi rst<br />

fl oor of the <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong>.<br />

For all you <strong>Students</strong> at Coach Lane, don’t worry<br />

about coming to see us over here, we all like to come<br />

and visit you at Coach Lane once a week.<br />

Monday Afternoons: Holly Seabrook<br />

Tuesday Mornings: Andrew Cheung<br />

Tuesday Afternoons: Kate Bradshaw<br />

Wednesday Afternoons: Hannah Horne<br />

Thursday Afternoons: Jo Rhodes<br />

Just pop in and see us on your way<br />

into Coach Lane <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong>.<br />

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NSU News Elections<br />

SU:News<br />

Elections<br />

2012<br />

Say hello to YOUR<br />

Sabbatical Offi cers<br />

for 2012-13!<br />

The Olympics are just around the corner but<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> has already started breaking<br />

records with the biggest elections turn out<br />

EVER!<br />

This year, a whopping 4,255 of you cast your<br />

votes to decide who will run your <strong>Students</strong>’<br />

<strong>Union</strong> in 2012/13 and represent your views to<br />

the <strong>University</strong>, local community and beyond<br />

- that’s more votes cast than in any other<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> SU election.<br />

The fantastic turnout was no doubt helped<br />

by the extended voting period, which saw<br />

candidates strapping on their Duracell<br />

backpacks to power through ten long, intense<br />

days of unbridled enthusiasm to battle it out<br />

for your support. In particular, it was great<br />

news for voters with an appetite for more than<br />

just politics, with candidates dishing out Rocky<br />

Rhodes, sherbet wands and Horne-shaped<br />

shortbreads. Now, I’d hate to imply our noble<br />

student population could be swayed but there<br />

was a defi nite correlation between tasty treats<br />

and winning candidates. Just saying...<br />

Seriously, a huge WELL DONE to every<br />

single one of the 37 candidates (another<br />

record-breaking stat for you there). With stiff<br />

competition in every category, <strong>Northumbria</strong><br />

was treated to some exceptional candidates<br />

who kept us all guessing to the last nail-biting<br />

second of results night.<br />

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So who won?<br />

Having started the year by winning NUS HE <strong>Students</strong>’<br />

<strong>Union</strong> of the Year (that’s pretty much the gold medal of SU<br />

achievements), the winning streak looks set to continue<br />

with three Sabbatical Offi cers re-elected (Jo, Hannah and<br />

Andrew). New to the role are Nicole and Mike, although as<br />

you’ll see from their bios, they’re pretty well-equipped to<br />

hit the ground running.<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong>: this is what we call a head start. Get ready for<br />

another amazing year at the Poly to be proud of.<br />

Jo Rhodes (re-elected)<br />

President<br />

After almost a year in the job, Jo has been<br />

Winning for <strong>Students</strong> by getting rid of £1<br />

million of hidden fees and pushing for<br />

e-submission and feedback. This year she<br />

promises to bring us better bursaries, a<br />

taxi rank on campus and better catering at<br />

Coach Lane.<br />

Manifesto highlight:<br />

Campaign for a bigger library. I wasn’t<br />

convinced at fi rst but when you struggle to fi nd a computer even<br />

in the middle of a heat wave you realise how much we need more<br />

space!<br />

“I’m so pleased to have been re-elected and very excited to be able<br />

to work with such a fantastic team next year! Having such a strong<br />

mandate will allow me to really challenge the <strong>University</strong> next year and<br />

keep fi ghting for students needs - Thank you so much”


Nicole Pegg<br />

VP Academic Aff airs<br />

Nicole is one of this year’s Lay<br />

<strong>Students</strong> and has also been involved<br />

in RAG, Welcome Week and NSU<br />

campaigns. Unsurprisingly for<br />

Academic Aff airs, Nicole’s manifesto<br />

is focused heavily on library<br />

resources - 24 hour opening for City<br />

Campus East, more printers and<br />

more course-based software are all<br />

high on the agenda.<br />

Manifesto highlight: More detailed feedback. This is so<br />

essential if we have any hope of improving your grades. A<br />

few ticks and circling a spelling mistake does NOT constitute<br />

helpful feedback!<br />

“I was ecstatic at being elected after a long week of hard<br />

campaigning and a hard battle fought against the other<br />

candidates, I can’t wait to get started in the summer.”<br />

Andrew Cheung<br />

(re-elected)<br />

VP Activities &<br />

Development<br />

This year RAG moved to a year-long<br />

event and has raised more money<br />

for charity than ever before. Society<br />

membership is also up by 30% and<br />

Andy’s put a real emphasise on<br />

student employability. Next year we<br />

can look forward to a Globalization<br />

Fair, Graduate Skills Conference and<br />

more training for volunteers.<br />

Manifesto highlight: Activities at Coach Lane. This has<br />

been a tough one for as long as I can remember. Hopefully<br />

this will be the year that Coach Lane really does get the<br />

attention it deserves.<br />

“I’m thrilled to have the chance to make more positive changes<br />

for our students.”<br />

Mike Potter<br />

VP Communication &<br />

Democracy<br />

Everyone fell under the spell of<br />

‘Mike Potter and the Relentless<br />

Campaign Team’ (I hope he washed<br />

that costume...) voting him in to<br />

work his magic on our SU. Mike has<br />

been involved in everything from<br />

RAG to campaigning and now plans<br />

to update the MYNSU website, build<br />

links with Team <strong>Northumbria</strong> and<br />

introduce a Tweetwall. And don’t worry loyal readers - Mike<br />

has been a NU:Life contributor for 2 years so your favourite<br />

magazine is in safe hands.<br />

NSU News Elections<br />

Manifesto highlight: Student radio station. This has been<br />

suggested before but has never quite materialised - stay<br />

tuned to fi nd out if this is the year for NU:FM.<br />

“I’m so happy words can’t describe how elections night felt. I<br />

can’t thank everyone who voted for me enough and I just can’t<br />

wait to start the job now”<br />

Hannah Horne (re-elected)<br />

VP Welfare & Equality<br />

Hannah has recruited more<br />

Student Reps than ever before<br />

and has prioritised our safety with<br />

emergency taxis and the ‘Not if,<br />

but when’ anti-burglary campaign.<br />

Next year she promises to introduce<br />

a Nightline support service and<br />

improve the standard of Halls –<br />

without increasing the price.<br />

Manifesto highlight: Rate Your<br />

Landlord Scheme. Fantastic idea that will hopefully stop<br />

letting agencies thinking they can get away with murder.<br />

“I’m so thrilled to be in the role again for another year – I can<br />

start planning long term now which is great! Thanks for all<br />

who voted and supported me.”<br />

Lay Student Councillors<br />

Sophie Chilton, Mike Squair, Tilly Smith,<br />

Thomas Bromwich, Lauren Teague<br />

Equality Reps<br />

Bryce Fury Black & Minority Ethnic <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

Fritha Galley LBGT <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

Aaron Bergin Mature <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

Mark Thorn Part-Time <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

Erin Kerr Women <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

Jackson Douglas Coach Lane <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

Parasuram Manu Thampi International Rep<br />

Gourav Jain International Rep<br />

RE-OPENED<br />

Could YOU champion equality<br />

in one of the following roles?<br />

* Caring Responsibilities <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

* Disabled <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

* European <strong>Students</strong>’ Rep<br />

If you’re interested in making a diff erence, contact<br />

daniel.carr@northumbria.ac.uk for more<br />

information about the roles and how to apply.<br />

By Carmel Lawless<br />

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Oh!<br />

What’s Occurring?<br />

Garden Makeover<br />

Project wins National<br />

Environmental Award!<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong>’s Garden Makeover project<br />

was crowned winner of the Community category in the<br />

People and Environment Achievement Award at glittering<br />

ceremony, in London on Wednesday 21 March.<br />

The project’s commitment to improving community<br />

relations whilst promoting urban environmental activities<br />

scooped them the award amongst stiff competition<br />

including national organisations such as Freegle and<br />

the Findhorn Foundation. The 2011 project leader Trent<br />

Cannon collected the prestigious award to a huge round of<br />

applause!<br />

“<strong>Northumbria</strong> <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong> takes environmental issues very<br />

seriously and we are delighted that we won the Community<br />

Award category. Such an achievement, on a national scale,<br />

recognises the hard work that has been put in by our dedicated<br />

student volunteers the Garden Makeover Project” (Holly<br />

Seabrook, Vice President Communications and Involvement)<br />

NSU News Oh! What’s Occurring?<br />

Annual Awards - 3rd of May<br />

Each year we recognise our most committed and<br />

outstanding volunteers and thank them for their amazing<br />

work. This year is set to be bigger and better than ever<br />

before with more student volunteers than ever and<br />

amazing award categories (including media volunteer of<br />

the year eak!) the competition is high! It’s a great night<br />

for all volunteers and a great excuse to put on those glad<br />

rags, wear those mega shoes and look back at the amazing<br />

achievements of <strong>Northumbria</strong> students this year.<br />

Welcome Team - Get Involved!<br />

Do you remember all those people wearing red or yellow t<br />

shirts when you moved into halls? Didn’t they look like they<br />

were having such a good time, getting amazing skills for<br />

their CV and getting a free Welcome Week wristband? Well<br />

now it’s your turn to get involved.<br />

Be the fi rst person a new <strong>Northumbria</strong> Student meets and<br />

give them all the advice you wish you had had.<br />

Apply now at www.mynsu.co.uk/volunteer and be a part of<br />

the Welcome Team 2012.<br />

Stuck for Something Over<br />

Summer?<br />

Why not start an Eco NSU project...Eco NSU is the <strong>Union</strong>’s<br />

student led environmental volunteering program.<br />

An Eco NSU project can be anything from a one off event to<br />

an ongoing volunteering opportunity, as long as it’s broadly<br />

environmental, you’re in! Eco NSU off er tailored training,<br />

support and funding to get your great, green idea off the<br />

ground. For more information on starting your own Eco NSU<br />

project, check out: http://tinyurl.com/EcoNSU<br />

nu:life 09


NSU News RAG Round Up<br />

This has been record breaking for <strong>Northumbria</strong> RAG<br />

2011/2012. <strong>Northumbria</strong> RAG has become a full year<br />

long with events running throughout the year as well<br />

as RAG Week, which has traditionally fallen in February,<br />

moved up the academic calendar to November.<br />

RAG kicked the year off to a great start with Mega<br />

Raids to Edinburgh in September and October raising<br />

money on for Barnardo’s. The October raid saw hard<br />

core Ragging & Bag Packing with over 40 amazing<br />

volunteers. The dedicated RAG team collected all day on<br />

the Saturday raising over £2,000, and then had time to<br />

explore the beautiful sites of the Scottish Capital.<br />

RAG aimed to break records and that it did. RAG Week<br />

broke all previous records set for the amount collected<br />

raising a staggering £28,118.61 in 7 days! There<br />

was even more people then ever before involved and<br />

getting stuck in for RAG Week, with over 200 RAG Team<br />

Members. With the week moving to November we saw<br />

the fi rst Saturday fall on ‘Remembrance Weekend’. The<br />

amazing RAG Team managed to collected £7,308.78 on<br />

behalf of the Poppy Appeal in a single day. This was the<br />

most raised by any other organisation in the North East.<br />

This year has seen many new, popular events.<br />

The infamous hypnotist, Lo Reid returned to do a<br />

special show for RAG in conjunction with Volunteer<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> in February. This once again proved to be<br />

immensely popular with over 500 people in attendance.<br />

RAG also put on a steamy ‘Blind Date’ event in February,<br />

which saw couples emerge from it, but unfortunately no<br />

proposals as of yet.<br />

The RAG total for this<br />

current academic year<br />

is an impressive<br />

£40,192<br />

By Oliver Dobbs<br />

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RAG<br />

Round Up<br />

RAG Week broke all<br />

previous records set for the<br />

amount collected raising a<br />

staggering £28,118.61 in<br />

7 days!<br />

The RAG Team managed<br />

to collected £7,308.78 on<br />

behalf of the Poppy Appeal<br />

in a single day.


215 student properties were burgled in<br />

Newcastle last year. Over half of these<br />

were in Jesmond or Heaton. And so far<br />

this year 91 student properties have<br />

been targeted by burglars in these areas<br />

alone.<br />

One of the main reasons students regularly become victims<br />

of burglary is because homes are left insecure. Over half of all<br />

student burglaries last year were because windows and doors<br />

were left open or unlocked, with items including laptops, MP3<br />

players and mobile phones left on display and stolen.<br />

We have been working with <strong>Northumbria</strong> Police and Safe<br />

Newcastle on the Not If But When campaign, to make you<br />

more aware of the part you can play to reduce this.<br />

Jesmond and Heaton Neighbourhood Inspector Louise Cass-<br />

Williams said:<br />

“<strong>Northumbria</strong> Police is continuing with targeted operations<br />

across the city to reduce levels of burglary and apprehend<br />

those responsible.<br />

“One of our main focuses is burglaries to student homes as<br />

these are frequently targeted. <strong>Students</strong> are 3 times more likely<br />

to be a victim of crime than a regular resident.<br />

“The Not If But When campaign is an excellent way of getting<br />

messages out to students, encouraging them to change their<br />

ways and reduce the risk of becoming a victim of crime”.<br />

So here are a few tips to keep your property safe:<br />

• Keep your doors and windows locked when you go out -<br />

this includes kitchen windows in Halls.<br />

• Mark your property with the initials of your university and<br />

your student ID number - this makes it harder for a burglar to<br />

sell stolen goods and can help the police return items to you.<br />

• If you have bought expensive items, don’t leave the empty<br />

boxes outside your house, rip them up and fi le them under a<br />

bin. Think about it - leaving the boxes outside lets the thieves<br />

know exactly what goodies you have inside your property!<br />

• Make sure your wheelie bin is in your yard, and that your<br />

FEATURES Not If But When<br />

gate is shut and bolted. Burglars jump on to wheelie bins<br />

left out in the back lane to get over your back wall and<br />

into your yard where they can’t be seen by anyone when<br />

they try and break into the back of your property.<br />

• Get insured - it’s better to be safe than sorry! Be aware<br />

that some insurance companies don’t pay out if the thief<br />

gets in through an unlocked door or window.<br />

• Keep lists of the make, model and serial numbers of<br />

your electronic items to help police track them down if<br />

they are stolen. See www.immobilise.com for further<br />

details.<br />

Log on to www.notifbutwhen.co.uk for more<br />

information.<br />

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FEATURES London 2012<br />

Yes, in case you hadn’t<br />

noticed all the novelty<br />

British items fi lling the<br />

shop shelves (Will and Kate<br />

stock resurfacing maybe?),<br />

this year, the Olympics are<br />

being held in London!<br />

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THE FUN RUNS FROM<br />

SATURDAY 18TH UNTIL<br />

FRIDAY 24TH<br />

With summer fast approaching, I’m sure you<br />

are all beginning to make some exciting plans<br />

to keep yourselves occupied after you make<br />

your bid for freedom out of your last exam<br />

hall. Were you one of the lucky ones who<br />

managed to grab some tickets for London<br />

2012, or will you be escaping abroad in order<br />

to avoid all the fuss?<br />

The Olympic Games, which has over 200 nations that take part, and<br />

features 26 diff erent sports that break down into 39 disciplines,<br />

is regarded as the world’s most foremost sports competition and<br />

occurs every four years. The Games that inspired our modern day<br />

sports event originally began in Olympia, Greece, over 2,700 years<br />

ago and were part of a religious festival. The Games, like today,<br />

were staged every four years however they were staged in honour<br />

of the Greek king of the Gods, Zeus and people from all over<br />

Greece would come to watch and take part. Since the introduction<br />

of the modern Olympic Games in 1896, they have grown to a scale<br />

so that almost every nation is represented at the Games. It has<br />

also evolved to include the Winter Games to include snow and ice<br />

sports, as well as Paralympic Games for athletes with a physical<br />

disability and also Youth Olympic Games for teenage athletes.<br />

Although the Games will mainly take place in London, there are<br />

events to be seen in other cities in the UK, including Glasgow,<br />

Cardiff and here in Newcastle! The celebration of the games will be<br />

seen throughout the whole of the UK as we welcome the Olympic<br />

Flame on its journey across the country, carried by 8,000 selected<br />

Torchbearers. These inspirational people have been nominated and<br />

selected in recognition of their use of sport to benefi t others within<br />

the community and will each carry the torch for part of its winding<br />

journey, which will travel no more than 10 miles from any major<br />

community.


Chris Heaps, a student at <strong>Northumbria</strong> <strong>University</strong>,<br />

will be one of these lucky torch bearers, in<br />

recognition of funds he has raised for charity<br />

through diff erent sporting events. Chris will carry<br />

the torch through Ashington as it arrives on<br />

Friday 15th June 2012. The torch will pass many<br />

important sites on its journey through Newcastle,<br />

including, St James Park, Grey’s Monument and<br />

the Millennium Bridge.<br />

The Olympic Flame is symbolic and marks the<br />

opening of every Games. The torch is initially lit<br />

during a traditional ceremony, from the sun’s rays<br />

at the Temple of Hera in Olympia. The Host City<br />

receives the Flame after its short relay around<br />

Greece. It is then transferred from one Torch<br />

bearer to another on its journey through the host<br />

country. The fi nal Torch bearer lights the cauldron<br />

during the opening ceremony of the Games at<br />

the Olympic Stadium and marks the offi cial start<br />

of the competition. This passing of the Flame<br />

symbolises spreading a message of peace, unity<br />

and friendship through the nations of the world.<br />

The Flame will stay lit until the closing of the<br />

Games when it will be extinguished.<br />

FEATURES London 2012<br />

Chris Heaps, a student at<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> <strong>University</strong>, will be<br />

one of these lucky torch bearers,<br />

in recognition of funds he has<br />

raised for charity through<br />

diff erent sporting events.<br />

The Olympics start on 27th July this year and will end<br />

on 12th August. So enjoy the celebrations , and make<br />

the most of the Olympics whether you are lucky enough<br />

to have tickets, bear the torch of even a volunteer<br />

Games Maker working for the Olympics!<br />

Come on Team GB!<br />

By Laura Heaps<br />

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FEATURES Hot Topic - Olympics<br />

HOT TOPIC: Olympics<br />

Are the Olympics wasteful in a time of economic diffi culty?<br />

The Olympics are drawing ever closer but in a time of such fi nancial diffi culty is it<br />

appropriate (or even possible) to spend so much on what is basically an overgrown sports<br />

day? Or is the chance to host a major international event the shot in the arm the Bristish<br />

economy needs?<br />

To argue why the Olympics are a waste of time and<br />

money, I could do worse than refer to the arguments put<br />

forward by the Economist. Firstly that getting London<br />

in shape may cost “£9 billion- more than twice what we<br />

were originally told, and around £350 for every British<br />

household.” Secondly “only a fi fth of jobs on the Olympic<br />

site have gone to local people” despite promises to<br />

regenerate East London. Lastly, other host cities have<br />

been left with “huge debts and white elephants.”<br />

When Britain won the Olympic bid, Labour was in power<br />

and the economy prosperous. Now we’ve said goodbye to<br />

both Labour and prosperity, perhaps it’s time to consider<br />

whether hosting the Olypmics is still a great idea. When<br />

Greece was struggling to get ready for the Olympics in<br />

time it was brought up on every weekly news satire show<br />

(admittedly there are approximately two of these, but still)<br />

and not in a fl attering way. But then who cares about a little<br />

bit of international ridicule if it boosts our economy, like it<br />

did for Greece... oh wait.<br />

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YES! Only a fi fth of jobs on the<br />

Olympic site have gone to<br />

local people...<br />

Of course, I shouldn’t be fl ippant about another country’s<br />

fi nancial collapse. But isn’t our government doing the same<br />

by ignoring a case where the Olympics obviously did not<br />

completely revitalise the economy and instead contributed<br />

to its collapse?<br />

Now we’ve said goodbye to both<br />

Labour and prosperity, perhaps it’s<br />

time to consider whether hosting the<br />

Olypmics is still a great idea.


NO!<br />

One of the seemingly obvious things that often gets<br />

overlooked is that governments have to spend money<br />

to make money. If you spent the entire budget of the<br />

Olympic games on, say, building world class schools<br />

and hospitals, then for a while things would improve.<br />

But schools and hospitals (indeed any public service)<br />

takes money to run and when that money was used<br />

up you’d be in the same place you started except with<br />

even less money. I’m not saying public services aren’t<br />

(really, really) important, but that they work better in an<br />

economic climate where people raise money, pay taxes<br />

and generally provide enough income to keep them,<br />

and the rest of the country, running smoothly.<br />

Think back to the last time you saw the Olympics, the<br />

sheer number of diff erent athletes from all over the world,<br />

all in the same place. From a humanitarian standpoint<br />

it’s a symbol of global unity and the whole world coming<br />

together to make something great. From an economic point<br />

of view that’s a lot of pro-athletes who need somewhere to<br />

sleep, eat and shop.<br />

And that’s only the games themselves. The country is<br />

building all kinds of all new facilities for the Olympics,<br />

keeping countless people in work who might otherwise<br />

have lost their jobs and providing billions of pound worth of<br />

custom for British businesses.<br />

There is also a historical precedent. During the Great<br />

Depression, American President Franklin Delano<br />

Roosevelt engineered huge social schemes to employ<br />

the unemployed. Dams were built, fi elds irrigated, artists<br />

employed to create public art. It might seem like one of<br />

those options is less useful than the others but the point<br />

was not dams, ditches or paintings but to get as many<br />

people earning a wage as possible. Because when people<br />

have money they spend money. And when people spend<br />

enough money, a shop manages to stay in business. So the<br />

shop owner has more money to spend on ,say, a haircut.<br />

And the hairdresser can aff ord a new shirt. And the tailor<br />

can aff ord... well you get the idea. The point isn’t about<br />

creating something useful but to get people back into work<br />

and spending money.<br />

By Kate Taylor<br />

FEATURES Hot Topic - Olympics<br />

From a humanitarian standpoint<br />

it’s a symbol of global unity and the<br />

whole world coming together to<br />

make something great.<br />

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FEATURES Society Spotlight<br />

With over 2676 <strong>Students</strong> involved in <strong>Northumbria</strong> <strong>Students</strong>’<br />

<strong>Union</strong> Societies this Year the competition was high at this<br />

year’s annual Society awards. With a whopping 45% increase<br />

in society’s membership the event was sure to be a success.<br />

SO here are the winners from the society awards 2012.<br />

George Photo - NUTS<br />

Set the bar higher in the George Photo Competition!<br />

George conquered his fear of heights and jumped out of a<br />

plane with Oli Hare - the society president.<br />

Best Event - Musical Theatre<br />

(Sweeny Todd)<br />

“It’s awesome. Did you not see Sweeney Todd?! Cracking<br />

show, lovely people, brilliant social times...it’s just the best<br />

all round really<br />

Best Promoters - Writers’ Society<br />

Writers’ Society has continued to grow and publicise their<br />

materials to the wider audience. Having both had stalls in<br />

the welcome week and IAM NSU week as well say holding<br />

stall in the front of the SU> They published an anthology<br />

last year and were part of the Newcastle Winter book festival<br />

Best Grant Application - Grey<br />

This application did use up a small rain forest and was over<br />

40 pages long. The application and presentation were<br />

excellent and showed exactly how the grant would benefi t<br />

their members<br />

Best New Society – Nursing Society<br />

This society has been awarded ‘Best New Society’, as over<br />

the past 6 months committee members have worked<br />

incredibly hard to provide nursing students, at Coach<br />

Lane Campus, with a link between academia and student<br />

activities, this has defi nitely enhanced the overall student<br />

experience.<br />

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Best Special Interest Society - Writers’<br />

Writers’ Society has done a great job this year of reaching<br />

out to new members and bringing the incredibly vibrant<br />

Newcastle artistic community into NSU by holding such<br />

great events as their Anthology Book Launch and A Night<br />

Fantastic<br />

Best affi liated and Faith Society<br />

- LINKS<br />

LINKS has vastly increased both<br />

its general membership base and<br />

also the number of fully qualifi ed<br />

members which has more than<br />

tripled in the last few months. The<br />

society has also provided fi rst aid<br />

at a variety of events including the<br />

Great North Run, Newcastle <strong>University</strong><br />

<strong>Union</strong> nights and Football matches.<br />

Best Sports Society - N501 Darts<br />

Darts has had brilliant year increasing membership, which<br />

has allowed entry to compete in competitions with other<br />

Uni’s from the region and national.<br />

Best Cultural Society - Erasmus<br />

This society deserves this award, as they are a very warm<br />

welcoming society who are keen to involve anyone from<br />

any background with their activities. they are a great<br />

society who really give a great impression of the Erasmus<br />

experience!


Best Performance Society - Dance<br />

Everybody who goes looks to have such a good time! They<br />

always put on a good show and the classes are always<br />

fantastic”<br />

Best Course Based Society - Social Work<br />

The society aims to help support social work students, by<br />

providing a network of students and qualifi ed professionals<br />

that can help to keep the negative views of others in<br />

perspective and off er encouragement.<br />

Unsung Hero - Jennifer Wagstaff (Musical Theatre)<br />

This girl has been an amazing volunteer for the Musical<br />

Theatre Society. Without her our production of Sweeney<br />

Todd would not have been half of what it was.<br />

Best Committee Member - Joe Grocott (CVGS)<br />

I am proud to work with him. I am proud to call him my<br />

friend. I am proud to nominate him for this award as by far<br />

the best committee member of the year.<br />

Best Treasurer - Matthew Tinn (CVGS)<br />

This person, for me, has been a lot more than just a treasurer<br />

this year, as he has taken that role and fi tted in wherever<br />

he has been needed. He has done an amazing job this year<br />

and, I believe, this man deserves the award.<br />

Best Secretary - Sarah Price (Dance)<br />

She just makes the dance society the amazing society that it<br />

is. She does so much work and puts so much into organising<br />

everything such as many things for the show.<br />

Best President - Jon Eaton (Gaming and Roleplay)<br />

This person has been president of the society for nearly four<br />

years now and has seen it grow from humble beginnings<br />

of friends to a society of over 40 members. He makes the<br />

society what it is.<br />

Best Rep - Gemma Horner (Sports Rep)<br />

Gemma is a fantastic REP. Throughout the year Gemma has<br />

supported all the sports societies through surgeries as well<br />

as myself. She has a strong sense of society togetherness<br />

and of fairness – she has been a pleasure to work with.<br />

Most Improved Society - Dance<br />

The dance society has improved the most since last year and<br />

is still continuing to improve. We recently got 2nd and 3rd<br />

at Sunderland competition which is a massive improvement<br />

from last year!<br />

Congratulations Everyone!<br />

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MANAGE<br />

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SUPERSTAR<br />

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LEADER<br />

NEEDED!<br />

SEEN THE NO CAR<br />

SUPERSTAR CAMPAIGN?<br />

WANT TO MAKE IT BIGGER<br />

AND BETTER FOR THIS<br />

YEAR AND NEXT?<br />

The superstars are searching for a<br />

volunteer Project Leader to manage<br />

the No Car Superstar campaign, take it<br />

forward and shape its future.<br />

This position gives you the opportunity<br />

to recruit a team of volunteers, liaise<br />

with external organisations and call<br />

the shots on an exciting city-wide<br />

travel campaign that reaches a massive<br />

52,000 students!<br />

The Project Leader should have<br />

super-skills in marketing, with the<br />

role appealing to anyone interested<br />

in management, events, design,<br />

campaigning, environmental<br />

issues, promotions, making a change,<br />

the media, public relations, having fun<br />

and gaining some great graduate skills!<br />

Apply for the role on the<br />

volunteer database:<br />

www.mynsu.co.uk/volunteer


GEORGE on tour<br />

George LeBug is the <strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong> Activities<br />

mascot and this term societies have been taking<br />

George out on tour!<br />

Here are Georges’ highlights so far and remember<br />

if your part of a society and your going anywhere,<br />

come take George out of the offi ce.<br />

George Skydiving<br />

George at Lindisfarne<br />

George selling cakes to raise money<br />

GET INVOLVED George On Tour<br />

George on a Ferry<br />

George Playing Twister<br />

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GET INVOLVED Has Your Revision Melted Your Mind?<br />

Has your revision<br />

melted your mind?<br />

I think my revision has melted my mind….<br />

Exams? Stressed? PANIC?!<br />

Well not quite yet… don’t forget there’s still time!<br />

Exams are always horrible but if you set aside<br />

the time and revise properly over a period of<br />

time the exam shouldn’t be too horrifi c when the<br />

exam days roll up in May.<br />

Well if you’re really smart you’ll have made the<br />

best use of Easter and got all your revision notes<br />

together, sorted through your fi les and worked<br />

out what areas you need to tackle for your<br />

diff erent exams. If you had a nice relax, put your<br />

feet up and watched the telly and ate a large<br />

amount of Easter eggs I would say that’s where<br />

you need to get started.<br />

The temptation when faced with an amount of<br />

revision is one of two things either to put it off<br />

as it seems too massive to handle or to cry, for<br />

probably the same reason or the looming feeling<br />

you’re going to fail.<br />

But if you take your revision steady from a logical<br />

and thoughtful perspective you can get through it!<br />

• Make a list of what your need to revise for each<br />

exam and set yourself a deadline when to have gone<br />

through it by.<br />

• Make yourself a revision timetable - what you’re<br />

going to revise each day and for each exam.<br />

• Don’t prioritise one exam over others – passing<br />

one exam will not help you pass your degree if you<br />

fail all the others.<br />

• Eat well and sleep well -3 meals a day, 8 hours<br />

sleep a night. Otherwise you will become a burbling<br />

revision zombie yelling random quotes and crying<br />

into your notes at 3am in the library.<br />

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• Take yourself away from distractions – leave<br />

your laptop, turn your phone off and attack your<br />

piles of paper.<br />

• Stay off the booze – I know. <strong>Students</strong> without<br />

alcohol – blasphemy? Although a drink is good<br />

every once or twice in a while – it can aff ect your<br />

memory - therefore you’ll forget some of that<br />

information you might have learnt – and revising<br />

with a hangover is never fun.<br />

• If you’re really struggling make yourself a<br />

rewards chart when you complete a section/ learn<br />

all your Marvell quotes/ master algebra you can<br />

go to the park, have a ice-lolly, go to the beach or<br />

perhaps several crème eggs?<br />

• Have revision sessions with your friends to help<br />

your spur and inspire each other to continue with<br />

what you’re doing,<br />

• Practise makes perfect – do past exam<br />

questions, papers and check them against mark<br />

schemes to see where you would fall – if possible<br />

take them to your tutors to ask how you can<br />

improve these too.<br />

• If you get really really really seriously bored –<br />

read out your notes in a funny voice or accent (oddly<br />

helps you to remember) - or wear hat or utilize<br />

that collection of fancy dress outfi ts left over from<br />

Freshers and recite your notes to some people very<br />

much interested in your opinion in your toga - just<br />

as long as it doesn’t distract too much.


REMEMBER:<br />

The night before an exam - The best<br />

thing you can do is to get a good night’s<br />

sleep . If you pull an all-nighter and rock up<br />

to the exam in your pjs, watch on backwards<br />

word vomiting up random bits of revision,<br />

you’ll probably scare your fellow students<br />

and not do too brilliantly in the exam.<br />

On the day of the exam - Get up and<br />

go through the most crucial notes for your<br />

exam, have a good meal before you go in<br />

and get to that exam room early.<br />

In the exam - Plan, be neat and stick to<br />

your timings! Don’t forget to take a watch<br />

with you as you may not be able to see the<br />

clock at the front of the room and if you have<br />

spare time left over at the end check through<br />

your exam to check you haven’t written<br />

anything illegible or pure nonsense.<br />

By Julia Bond<br />

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LIGHT RELIEF Academic Advice<br />

Hi Kim ,<br />

I’m living in Halls. Recently my fl atmate set off the fi re<br />

alarm after a night out. Now we’re all being charged for<br />

the fi re service call-out. Surely this is unfair; I was in bed<br />

asleep at the time.<br />

Alistair<br />

Dear Alistair,<br />

The <strong>University</strong> charges a fi xed £65 for “activating the fi re<br />

alarm without reasonable cause (including not attending to<br />

food being cooked at all times)” (Student Regulations Section<br />

3 Appendix 4: Standard Fines 8). However, you can appeal<br />

if you can show it wasn’t your fault – book an appointment<br />

with me in The Base to discuss this. In the meantime, let your<br />

fl atmate know that interfering deliberately with fi re safety<br />

equipment isn’t only a <strong>Northumbria</strong> disciplinary matter– it’s<br />

also a criminal off ence and the <strong>University</strong> can involve the<br />

police.<br />

Kim<br />

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If you have an academic problem<br />

you would like to discuss with me<br />

just shoot an email to su.advice@<br />

northumbria.ac.uk and I will be back<br />

in touch with you within 48 hours.<br />

Alternatively pop to the base<br />

information desk on the ground fl oor<br />

and the staff will arrange a good<br />

meeting time for us.<br />

Or Pop in and see me at Coach Lane<br />

10-11am on Wednesdays!<br />

Acdemic<br />

Advice<br />

Academic Problems Large or Small, Our<br />

Kim can fi x them all!<br />

Kim Buff ery is your Education Caseworker<br />

who ensures you are always well<br />

represented with academic issues.<br />

Hi Kim,<br />

I was out on the weekend and my mate was involved in<br />

a fi ght. It was nothing too serious - nobody was really<br />

hurt - but the Police were involved and we were all taken<br />

in for questioning. I was given a verbal caution for being<br />

drunk and disorderly, but the offi cer told me not to<br />

worry, as it was only a minor thing. The trouble is, I’m on a<br />

professional programme at Coach Lane - should I tell my<br />

lecturers? I don’t see the point in all this hassle when I’ve<br />

got assessments to be getting on with and, as the offi cer<br />

said himself, it’s not really a big deal.<br />

Kate<br />

Hi Kate,<br />

In short - you absolutely must come clean with your Guidance<br />

Tutor. A range of programmes that lead to professional<br />

registration, including Teaching, Nursing and other Allied<br />

Health Professionals, have strict Codes of Conduct which<br />

state that you have to be honest about any involvement with<br />

the police at all. Once you’ve informed the Guidance Tutor,<br />

you will probably have to attend a Professional Suitability<br />

Board where a decision will be made on whether you can<br />

continue on the programme. The <strong>University</strong>’s diffi culty is that,<br />

even with a very minor caution, it can be diffi cult for them to<br />

arrange a placement for you if there’s anything at all on your<br />

CRB. This doesn’t have to be the end of your <strong>University</strong> career<br />

– you can sometimes get a place on a diff erent programme<br />

and enrol on a qualifying Postgraduate programme once the<br />

caution’s spent - and it will be viewed much more severely if<br />

you don’t declare it now. If you do have to go to a Board, we<br />

can help you present your case - arrange an appointment<br />

with me at The Base to discuss or pop in to see me on<br />

Wednesdays between 10.00-11.00am at the SU Coach Lane.<br />

Kim


The AA Team -<br />

Amy & Anna To the rescue<br />

Dear the AA Team,<br />

I recently witnessed my housemates’ boyfriend getting<br />

with some other girl on a night out. I don’t really get on<br />

with her that well because of him. He does treat her well<br />

and she seems really happy. I just don’t know whether<br />

to tell her because I don’t think she will believe me.<br />

Love Clara<br />

Dear Clara,<br />

That really can’t have been nice for you to see but, TELL<br />

HER. Imagine yourself in the same situation. Would you<br />

want to know? Even if she doesn’t believe you to begin<br />

with, when the truth does come out she will respect you<br />

more for at least trying to tell her.<br />

Love Amy and Anna x<br />

LIGHT LIGHT RELIEF RELIEF The Agony Academic Aunt Advice Team<br />

Dear the AA Team,<br />

I recently had a night out and had a little bit too much<br />

to drink. I had a bit of a tumble aka epic fail down the<br />

stairs. I awoke to fi nd I had broken my cheekbone and<br />

lovely black eye to accompany this. Whilst on the mend<br />

my dissertation is due in three weeks and I have fallen<br />

behind. What should I do?<br />

Love Tanisa x<br />

Dear Tanisa,<br />

We are terribly sorry to hear this. We think that it is best<br />

to go and speak to your programme leader and see what<br />

they can off er you. You could get extensions or retake the<br />

year but we would just suggest seeing if you can work over<br />

summer and then graduate in September, then you don’t<br />

have to do all the work you have completed again. We<br />

hope you get everything sorted and don’t panic!!<br />

Love Amy and Anna x<br />

If you have a problem that you<br />

want us to answer, please email<br />

The AA Team at su.problems@<br />

northumbria.ac.uk and we will be<br />

more than happy to help you!<br />

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With so much going on at your<br />

<strong>Students</strong>’ <strong>Union</strong> these last<br />

few months there are so many<br />

pictures, so here are some<br />

highlights from the society<br />

awards and the elections. Can<br />

you spot yourself?<br />

With thanks to Harry Marshal for<br />

images throughout this months nu:life.<br />

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LIGHT RELIEF NGT - And The 2012 Winner Is...<br />

This year’s <strong>Northumbria</strong>’s Got Talent kicked<br />

off in true star style as hosts Laura Cropper<br />

and Adam Young introduced the evening<br />

and opening act; three piece male rock band<br />

The Hairiest Men in Newcastle. Entering to a<br />

Monk chant dressed in cloaks and hoods, they<br />

introduced their piece as “the greatest story<br />

ever told.” It soon became clear to many that<br />

this was a Star wars reference fi tting in nicely<br />

with the X-Factor: judges as Gods similarity of<br />

the competition. Much to the delight of the<br />

audience they even produced a light saber.<br />

With their Don Mclean American Pie parody,<br />

“Soon I’m going to be a Jedi” the band showed<br />

U.S. infl uenced rock was alive in the City and<br />

particularly at <strong>University</strong>.<br />

The second act was performance student Andre Gwilliam<br />

with a spellbinding performance of Michael Buble’s Cry Me<br />

a River. Like Buble, Andre was a real ladies man, suited and<br />

booted, with moves to match a strong voice. This man’s<br />

going to go far!<br />

The music and dancing we’ve become used to is broken up<br />

as Smenchy Smench takes to the stage to provide a little<br />

magic pulling out everything from his case of tricks from a<br />

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NGT<br />

And the 2012<br />

winner is...<br />

feather bowa to ‘telekinetic’ (moving) balls. The act gathered<br />

steam as he donned a blindfold and rotated another ball<br />

around his hands. Oh yeah, and dressed in giant ‘Elton John’<br />

style glasses. The audience and judges were enchanted as<br />

he brought variety to the show.<br />

Fourth on was male singer and guitarist Jez who began<br />

by apologising to the judges in advance for his act not<br />

being funny adding, “but if you like crying maybe it’s for<br />

you.” Strumming a beautiful melody on his guitar he went<br />

into a gorgeous re-working of MGMT’s Kids followed by Ed<br />

Sheeran and Oasis covers. Following on the solo theme, the<br />

next contestant was Kaisa a young lady with a powerful,<br />

soulful voice and a superstar attitude and stage presence to<br />

match. She treated everybody in the room to her rendition<br />

of Etta James’ I don’t want to go blind, Afterwards receiving<br />

a standing ovation from the judges!<br />

Closing the fi rst half of the show was <strong>Northumbria</strong>’s Musical<br />

Theatre society who created suspense and intrigue as they<br />

entered the darkened stage. Performing an incredibly<br />

strong and focused extract from Sweeney Todd with talents<br />

shining through from the 17 membered cast.<br />

As the interval comes around we have time to catch our<br />

breath before opening performer Hayley Murray blows us<br />

away with her vibrant rendition of Ollie’s Murs’ Dance with<br />

Me Tonight. With a soulful, friendly voice injecting some fun<br />

into the audience, a natural, charismatic performer who one


After long pauses of suspense<br />

as one by one an act left<br />

the stage, Kaisa was named<br />

winner of <strong>Northumbria</strong>’s Got<br />

Talent 2012.<br />

judge stated, “turned the stage into her own”.<br />

Next up, Kate Bradshaw and Sarah Urwin giving us a touch<br />

of Disney in the form of Lobster Sebastian and seagull (fully<br />

costumed!) from The little Mermaid performing Kiss de<br />

Girl. As the song reaches an end the audience and judges<br />

marvel as the pair evolve into diff erent species as they peel<br />

off a layer of costume to reveal underneath they are dressed<br />

as The Lion King characters Timon and Pumba. And then<br />

what’s this? Another costume change, for The Jungle Book<br />

classic I Wanna be Like You”.<br />

Staying in the comedy mood, Fernando took to the space<br />

and (eventually) got up on stage to… wait for it… make a<br />

grated cheese sandwich! Quite the food expert he knew<br />

chocolate is the way to a girl’s heart and was quick to off er<br />

one lucky member of the audience a Lion bar in exchange<br />

for letting him give her his number.<br />

Returning to music for the penultimate act was Rag and<br />

Banjo, a three piece guitar, bass and banjo band with<br />

attitude and inspirational lyrics sang with heart, “run<br />

chicken run, don’t you lose your step”. This was folk done<br />

well. Despite some negative feedback from judges, the<br />

band commented by saying “We’re just happy to be doing<br />

something for Alzheimers”.<br />

Final act Luke Westgate dazzled everybody with his hot to<br />

trot street dance moves even fl irting with judge Frizzle! A<br />

comedy element to his moves which displayed a sense of<br />

humour and an ability to engage with an audience on an<br />

intimate level.<br />

After the acts had performed Judge Frizzle (fresh from his<br />

recent fl irtation) took to the stage to entertain the audience<br />

with a medley of comedy parodies of popular songs.<br />

Included in his megamix was Maroon 5’s Moves Like Jagger<br />

transformed into “Moves for Jenga”. Lady Gaga was also on<br />

the hit list as Edge of Glory became “Hedge in Hockney” and<br />

Bad Romance now “Bad Romans”.<br />

After presenters Laura and Adam drew the raffl e and<br />

revealed the winners, they crossed centre stage and<br />

welcomed back the contestants with the most votes from<br />

the audience to narrow them down and announce the<br />

winner. Tensions were high for the remaining fi ve acts;<br />

Andre, Hayley Murray, Kaisa, Luke Westgate, Kate bradshaw<br />

and Katie Urwin. After long pauses of suspense as one<br />

by one an act left the stage, Kaisa was named winner of<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong>’s Got Talent 2012.<br />

With the discovery of new talent from the acts entering<br />

and the revelation that over £800 had been raised for<br />

Alzheimer’s Society, the fi nal ended on a high. Next year’s<br />

competition countdown begins now!<br />

By Jacob Turner.<br />

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LIGHT RELIEF Discuss - Reality TV<br />

DISCUSS:<br />

Reality TV<br />

Superfi cial space fi ller Saturday<br />

night rubbish to mollycoddle<br />

the brain after a hard week?<br />

Or - Something much darker?<br />

Reality television is now an integral part<br />

of our culture people gather together on<br />

nights to watch programs such as Take Me<br />

Out and Geordie Shore, the fi rst to cringe<br />

along with the contestants and in the<br />

case of the second to make sure they have<br />

not been caught on fi lm on a slightly tipsy<br />

night in the toon.<br />

It can be seen to off er opportunity and has<br />

produced a number of success stories especially in<br />

the case of music with bands such as JLS and One<br />

Direction faring extremely well and individuals,<br />

including Rebecca Ferguson, Leona Lewis and<br />

Alexandra Burke doing just as well if not perhaps<br />

better. These examples all range from one show<br />

and have become household names some of which<br />

recognized globally and have enabled them to<br />

spread their talent and achieve their ‘dreams’. Other<br />

shows off er large monetary rewards ‘Total Wipe Out’<br />

for one gives all contestants a trip to Argentina and<br />

the off er at the end of a £25,000 prize, which for<br />

many is payment enough for a few minutes of mild<br />

humiliation on television.<br />

Aside from off ering opportunities to the contestants<br />

reality television primarily off ers the viewer<br />

entertainment in normally unexpected avenues by<br />

challenging their preconceptions and surprising<br />

them in unusual fashions. Reality television is<br />

unpredictable in its initial conception to represent<br />

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real life and presents the human subject rightly<br />

so as ‘free’ with the ability to do or say basically<br />

anything. To the viewer this can be seen as an oddly<br />

stimulating and exciting experience as it enables<br />

them to see the diverse range of people that make<br />

up our culture. Additionally it enables them to see<br />

how diff erent individuals react to situations and<br />

allow them to compare how they would react in<br />

similar circumstances.<br />

Reality television is able unlike other types of<br />

television show has the ability to cover a wide and<br />

diverse range of subject matter from business to<br />

singing to endurance in a large social experiment to<br />

challenge our notions of society. This diversity not<br />

only provides entertainment but also education as<br />

we are able to learn from these experiences and the<br />

experiences of others. Furthermore, these shows<br />

provide inspiration, who did not want to be able to<br />

dance like ‘Diversity’ after their performance which<br />

combined dancing, gymnastics, tumbling and<br />

comedy all in one routine.<br />

Reality television is most defi nitely here to stay, but<br />

what the future holds will be most defi nitely bigger<br />

and hopefully better to challenge social interaction<br />

and how we as a society work.


However….<br />

It seems that Saturday nights in front of the<br />

television have become a channel hopping game<br />

from reality show to reality show with BBC, ITV,<br />

Channel 4 and 5 all wanting in on a piece of the<br />

action.<br />

Have we lost the true meaning of television and<br />

have we lost our Saturday nights forever?<br />

There always appears to be some sort of opportunity<br />

in which reality shows seek to embarrass and<br />

humiliate the quirkier individual in the scope of<br />

reality television and it appears we have become<br />

so accepting of this culture we start prejudging<br />

individuals. In the case of Susan Boyle this is<br />

evident; her life has obviously been changed by her<br />

appearance on reality television but for the better?<br />

She is commonly referred to as SUBO, not the most<br />

fl attering of nicknames and been hospitalized due<br />

to stress - does money and fame really bring you<br />

happiness?<br />

But! These shows seek to represent true and real<br />

experience of the modern human experience – is<br />

this not undermined by the scripting or creation<br />

of dramatic moments in reality television ‘for the<br />

entertainment of the viewer’. This happens admittedly<br />

more in American based reality television such as<br />

Jersey Shore and Wife Swap than in UK broadcasting,<br />

however it can be seen to be crossing over slowly but<br />

surely, before most talent shows the contestants are<br />

picked to be presented to the judges some for purely<br />

comedy factor others for actual talent.<br />

The recent release of ‘The Hunger Games’ draws<br />

alarming parallels between the toxicity of reality<br />

television and society. The basic premise of the<br />

fi lm is that twenty four teenage contestants<br />

from diff erent parts of the nation are picked and<br />

challenged to fi ght for survival until the death, the<br />

fi nal one remaining is declared champion. Before<br />

they enter the arena the contestants must impress<br />

their audiences by spectacle and dress, refl ecting to<br />

an extent the walk in of the Big Brother House and<br />

which housemate has the biggest wow factor or<br />

strikes the greatest impression on the audience to<br />

win their support. In the fi lm, it is proposed by Gale<br />

Hawthorne, “What if one year everyone just stopped<br />

watching? Then they wouldn’t have the Games.” Is<br />

this not true for reality television also? We need to<br />

remember that people voluntarily place themselves<br />

in these positions – however we still smile at their<br />

demise, we boo them and jeer. What does this truly<br />

say about us?<br />

By Julia Bond<br />

...number of success stories<br />

especially in the case of music<br />

with bands such as JLS and One<br />

Direction faring extremely well<br />

and individuals, including Rebecca<br />

Ferguson, Leona Lewis and<br />

Alexandra Burke...<br />

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STUDENT CULTURE Campus Style<br />

CamPus<br />

Style<br />

With the sunshine creeping<br />

through we couldn’t wait to hit<br />

the campus and check out what<br />

styles you guys are rocking this<br />

month! Spring/summer always<br />

makes you bring out the best<br />

bits from last year and freshen<br />

them up with some new shoes<br />

or a stylish accessory. To say<br />

you guys were only at uni, you<br />

really were some well dressed<br />

students! Here’s what we found<br />

this month...<br />

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CHLOE<br />

2nd year Maths<br />

OLIVIA<br />

2nd year English<br />

Literature<br />

A pretty fl oral print for the summer<br />

season; Olivia’s Topshop dress<br />

teamed with tights is timeless for<br />

the spring/ summer transition. Her<br />

denim shirt is another wardrobe<br />

staple; it’s just the thing to throw<br />

round any outfi t, helping to dress<br />

it down for uni. Making it more<br />

unique; is that it is a gem from a<br />

vintage shop.<br />

Most expensive thing in her<br />

wardrobe: Kurt Geiger shoes (loan<br />

well spent!)<br />

Her plans for the summer: Holiday<br />

to Zante with friends and a week<br />

in Frace<br />

LAURA<br />

4th Year Fashion Marketing<br />

Laura initially caught our eye with her<br />

beret style red wool hat, a perfect inject<br />

of colour for a dismal uni morning!<br />

What impressed us the most though,<br />

was her desire to fi nd inexpensive<br />

clothing; the hat is the result of<br />

bartering a stall holder at Portobello<br />

market and the bag is a charity shop<br />

bargain at £2.99!<br />

Most expensive thing in her wardrobe:<br />

Vivienne Westwood boots<br />

Her plans for the summer: Enjoying a<br />

well earned break and applying for jobs<br />

Chloe’s outfi t mixes comfort and style in interestingly shaped knitwear; a vintage fi nd from<br />

York! The off –the shoulder look makes it perfect for the warmer weather, not to mention the<br />

natural colour stripes toning in well with the brown Debenhams boots and accessorize bag. To<br />

fi nish the look and adding extra charm is her silver necklace from a stall in York!<br />

Most expensive thing in her wardrobe: Her silver charm bracelet<br />

Her plans for the summer: Relaxing and working


It was Hannah’s beautiful<br />

Bank top which originally<br />

caught our eye, but as we<br />

spoke to her we noticed<br />

her gorgeous Jasper<br />

Conran bag, making this<br />

casual uni trend that little<br />

bit designer! Her on trend<br />

denim shorts are Miss<br />

Selfridge, we love how<br />

she’s teamed them with<br />

tights for that spring chill!<br />

Most expensive thing in<br />

her wardrobe: £70 Miss<br />

Selfridge dress<br />

Her plans for the summer:<br />

Ibiza with friends<br />

HANNAH<br />

2nd year<br />

Psychology<br />

RACHEL<br />

2nd year Business<br />

Management<br />

Dressing down a gorgeous<br />

New Look dress with a<br />

classic Gap denim jacket<br />

and a chunky knit scarf,<br />

Rachel really shows us<br />

how to dress down to<br />

dress up. We also love her<br />

TK Max bag, which she<br />

customised herself, it goes<br />

perfectly with her violet<br />

neck wear!<br />

Most expensive thing in<br />

her wardrobe: Her Uggs<br />

Her plans for the summer:<br />

Starting her placement at<br />

Nissan<br />

It’s that time of year again. We’ve fi nally come to the end<br />

of what’s felt like an everlasting winter, we’re starting to<br />

see some springtime sun, and guess what? We want more,<br />

more, more! If you’ve been pulling your hair out looking for a<br />

gorgeous yet reasonably cheap summer getaway, read on...<br />

STUDENT CULTURE Campus Style<br />

GINA<br />

1st year Photography<br />

We loved Gina’s cute look, teaming<br />

autumn reds with summer beiges to<br />

make a perfect spring outfi t for a sunny<br />

yet chilly day. Her puff er jacket gives<br />

this innocent look some attitude, we<br />

love it! Gina bought all of her outfi t in<br />

Japan.<br />

Most expensive thing in her wardrobe:<br />

£150 Japanese designer bag<br />

Her plans for the summer: Going to the<br />

beach!<br />

Most things are diffi cult to buy on our student budgets, with<br />

the exception of value beans, so when it comes to spending<br />

hundreds of pounds on a holiday, we students need to know<br />

how to do it right, and I think I may just have some answers... nu:life 31


STUDENT CULTURE Happy Holiday Hunting<br />

Happy Holiday<br />

Hunting<br />

Your guide to... Holiday Shopping<br />

It’s that time of year again. We’ve fi nally<br />

come to the end of what’s felt like an<br />

everlasting winter, we’re starting to see<br />

some springtime sun, and guess what?<br />

We want more, more, more! If you’ve<br />

been pulling your hair out looking for a<br />

gorgeous yet reasonably cheap summer<br />

getaway, read on...<br />

Most things are diffi cult to buy on our<br />

student budgets, with the exception<br />

of value beans, so when it comes to<br />

spending hundreds of pounds on a<br />

holiday, we students need to know how<br />

to do it right, and I think I may just have<br />

some answers...<br />

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Things to look for:<br />

All inclusive packages Free food and drink? Yes<br />

please! When you’ve paid for the holiday a few<br />

months before, everything really does seem costless<br />

by the time you’re sipping your free cocktail by the<br />

pool! It also means you can still treat yourselves to<br />

one or two meals out without worrying about the<br />

cost of this every night.<br />

Transfers and baggage included there are some<br />

great cheap holiday websites, which make you think<br />

you’re getting a bargain deal, but watch out! The<br />

further along you go with your booking you realise<br />

baggage can be a large extra cost and it may be up<br />

to you to get from the airport to your hotel when<br />

you arrive. It’s best to let someone else do all this<br />

hard work for you in an unfamiliar country.<br />

Reps They are the holiday equivalent of Superman -<br />

your hero. If anything goes wrong on your trip they’ll<br />

always make regular visits to the hotel to help you.<br />

They’ll also have the great local knowledge that you<br />

won’t, so advice on day trips and extra things to<br />

make your holiday even better is always on hand.


For some extra help, I’ve looked into<br />

booking a holiday through three diff erent<br />

websites to assess their pro’s and con’s, and<br />

let you in on my winner...<br />

www.thomascook.com A great company you know you<br />

can trust. Everything is included and they’ll make sure<br />

you’re safe out there. The only down side is the price. It’s<br />

diffi cult to fi nd a 4* all inclusive package with them for<br />

under £500. My score: 4/5<br />

www.teletextholidays.co.uk The cheapest holidays<br />

around! At just over £300 for a 4* all inclusive holiday,<br />

they really are handing out bargains. But this is where<br />

you need to be careful! Baggage and transfers are not<br />

included in the price, and the small print states that the<br />

star rating the website has given is often higher than<br />

the actual hotel standard. My score: 3/5<br />

www.onthebeach.co.uk MY WINNER! On the beach<br />

lets you choose everything separately: fl ights, hotel,<br />

package, baggage, transfers, so you can create your<br />

perfect holiday package, and they have recently<br />

introduced a rep system. A 4* all inclusive package<br />

through this site is around £400, perfection! My score:<br />

5/5<br />

by Suzie Harker<br />

STUDENT CULTURE Happy Holiday Hunting<br />

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STUDENT CULTURE Gig Goers<br />

Shop & Rock<br />

This year’s music and fashion<br />

fundraiser Shop and Rock has<br />

raised an impressive £600 for the<br />

British Red Cross charity.<br />

The second event took place on Sunday 19<br />

February 2012 in Reds and was host to a vintage<br />

clothing fair, catwalk and raffl e in the day and a<br />

selection of bands in the evening – with some<br />

very exciting acts.<br />

Hyde & Beast were secured as the headliners and<br />

performed at the uni for the fi rst time. After the<br />

recent success of their debut album Slow Down<br />

which received top ratings in Q, NME, Clash and<br />

Time Out magazines.<br />

The duo from Sunderland entered the stage as<br />

a six piece collective, with guest appearances<br />

from Barry Hyde - lead singer of The Futureheads.<br />

Their hour long set was a hit and many people<br />

turned up to see them play in such an intimate<br />

setting as Reds.<br />

Local up-and-coming bands Symphonic<br />

Pictures and The Green Hour (who feature two<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> students) also performed to the<br />

audience of over 100 people.<br />

The professional-style vintage catwalk during the<br />

day showcased second-hand clothing from the<br />

British Red Cross charity shop, in the city centre.<br />

The student organisers wanted to prove that old<br />

clothes can still be current and fashionable, with<br />

just a little bit of customising and accessorising.<br />

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The professional-style vintage<br />

catwalk during the day<br />

showcased second-hand<br />

clothing from the British Red<br />

Cross charity shop, in the city<br />

centre.<br />

Amy Spedding, assistant<br />

manager of the charity shop<br />

said:<br />

“It’s a really good way to<br />

raise money for the British<br />

Red Cross and it’s a good<br />

way to raise awareness<br />

because people know we<br />

do a lot of work abroad<br />

but they don’t think of us<br />

working here so much. It’s<br />

also a great way to show<br />

younger people that charity<br />

work can be cool!”<br />

Around 15 local vintage<br />

stalls also proved that<br />

second-hand clothing is<br />

the way forward by selling<br />

some beautiful retro clothes,<br />

shoes, accessories and<br />

records from times gone by.<br />

Over 30 new student<br />

volunteers from a variety<br />

of courses and years were<br />

involved. Models, hair and<br />

make-up artists, band<br />

support and tech support<br />

are just a few of the roles<br />

students were invited to<br />

take part in.<br />

The team has been working<br />

hard since September<br />

2011 to prepare for the<br />

event, in order to make is<br />

as successful as it was. The<br />

project was also supported<br />

by RAG this year and their<br />

help has been great.<br />

Shop and Rock recently won<br />

the 2012 Innovation Award<br />

from the British Red Cross<br />

for creative and successful<br />

fundraising.<br />

For more information<br />

search Shop and Rock on<br />

Facebook or Twitter, or<br />

contact shopandrock@<br />

hotmail.co.uk.


TEMPER TRAP<br />

May 13th @ NSU<br />

GET YOUR<br />

TICKETS NOW!<br />

The Temper Trap have announced their stunning<br />

second album, ‘The Temper Trap’, due for release<br />

on Infectious Music on 21 May. The record will<br />

be the band’s fi rst as a newly-expanded fi vepiece<br />

outfi t following the permanent addition of<br />

Joseph Greer on keyboard and guitar. The selftitled<br />

album will feature 12 new songs recorded<br />

in Los Angeles with producer Tony Hoff er (Beck,<br />

M83, Phoenix).<br />

The track listing is as follows:<br />

1. Need Your Love<br />

2. London’s Burning<br />

3. Trembling Hands<br />

4. The Sea Is Calling<br />

5. Miracle<br />

6. This Isn’t Happiness<br />

7. Where Do We Go From Here<br />

8. Never Again<br />

9. Dreams<br />

10. Rabbit Hole<br />

11. I’m Gonna Wait<br />

12. Leaving Heartbreak Hotel<br />

STUDENT CULTURE Gig Goers<br />

A fi rst taste of the record in the form of album track<br />

Rabbit Hole is available to stream from today via<br />

www.thetempertrap.com. The fi rst single from the<br />

album will be opening track Need Your Love, due<br />

for release on 7 May.<br />

‘The Temper Trap’ is the follow up to 2009’s debut<br />

long-player ‘Conditions’. Featuring the singles<br />

Science of Fear, Fader, Love Lost and Sweet<br />

Disposition - the latter of which spent more than six<br />

months in the UK singles chart - the album was one<br />

of the breakthrough successes of the year and has<br />

now been certifi ed Gold two-times over in the UK,<br />

selling over 800,000 copies worldwide.<br />

The band will debut tracks from the new record at<br />

SXSW in Austin, Texas, and during a sold out tour<br />

of the US in March. They today announce a full UK<br />

tour for May to coincide with the album release.<br />

Tickets for the UK shows are on sale 12pm Friday<br />

9 March.<br />

The Temper Trap are Dougy Mandagi, Jonathon<br />

Aherne, Toby Dundas, Lorenzo Sillitto & Joseph<br />

Greer<br />

Get your Tickets at the <strong>Students</strong>’<br />

<strong>Union</strong> Welcome desk now!<br />

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STUDENT CULTURE WriSoc Serial - The Finale<br />

WriSoc SerialThe<br />

Finale<br />

So far:<br />

Lexi has started second year by stumbling into the wrong lecture room. Even worse, the<br />

lecture she crashes is on the subject of highly secret magic and she fi nds herself cursed.<br />

Attempting to rescue new friend and talented wizard, Natalie, Lexi fi nd herself at the<br />

mercy of an immortal vampire with only a 2HB pencil between her and certain death.<br />

[Part 8]<br />

The pencil I’d jammed into my hair was slippery with<br />

blood but unbroken: apparently it had raked a cut<br />

across my scalp when Vesperian threw me to the<br />

ground.<br />

‘Foolish mortal,’ Vesperian crowed, leaning over me<br />

close enough I could see the madness in his eyes.<br />

‘My bride and I will tear open your throat as our<br />

wedding feast!’<br />

My fi sts clenched at the thought of Natalie being<br />

forced to kill me. Was Vesperian planning on<br />

controlling her somehow after her transformation?<br />

Or would she be instantly transformed into a<br />

bloodthirsty monster? With those thoughts still in<br />

my head I reversed my grip on the pencil and drove<br />

it as hard as I could in the approximate direction of<br />

his heart.<br />

Vesperian staggered. The blood spreading slowly<br />

across his shirt was so dark it was almost black and<br />

already clotting. I kicked him as hard as I could,<br />

rolled onto my knees and drove the pencil upwards<br />

as he dived towards me. This time it hit his heart.<br />

Or at least, it hit something. I could tell because he<br />

began to writhe, his skin drawing unnaturally tight<br />

over his bones. I scrambled away, still on my knees,<br />

as he began to glow from within. By the time the<br />

fl ames started I was crouched behind a side table.<br />

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When they stopped, I got to my feet and looked<br />

for Natalie. She’d been suspended in midair by<br />

Vesperian’s magic but it was already wearing off : she<br />

was falling by degrees, like a puppet whose strings<br />

were giving out one by one. I went to catch her and<br />

got there just as the spell collapsed entirely.<br />

At least, I thought stoically, I had broken her fall.<br />

Then again, whoever had been responsible for<br />

changing her into a wedding dress could at least<br />

have got rid of her Doc Martens. They were going to<br />

leave on hell of a bruise. I prodded her in the side,<br />

entirely from friendly concern for her well being.<br />

Mostly. Probably. At least half.<br />

‘Lexi?’ Natalie muttered, opening her eyes. ‘Why are<br />

you in my-’ Her eyes opened wider as she clocked<br />

our surroundings, the wedding dress, the blood I<br />

could feel matting my hair. ‘New question: why aren’t<br />

I in my bedroom?’<br />

‘It’s a long story,’ I said, helping her to her feet. ‘I’m<br />

not sure I believe it.’


[Epilogue:]<br />

‘Cheer up,’ Natalie said. ‘At least you know the curse<br />

is broken now.’<br />

I nodded, swirling my coff ee in my hand. We were<br />

in one of the campus’ quieter cafes, somewhere<br />

people wouldn’t notice if the origami bird, Vivere, on<br />

the table occasionally preened itself and fl apped it’s<br />

folded paper wings independently. It’s magic hadn’t<br />

worn off when Vesperian’s had and it had taken<br />

to following me around, perched in my hair or on<br />

my lapel. Most people thought it was some kind of<br />

alternative corsage. Sometimes in lectures it would<br />

unfold to reveal anecdotes, suggestions for further<br />

reading or even to correct the lecturer. I was going<br />

to have to fi nd a way to stop it coming into exams<br />

with me.<br />

‘I know,’ I said. ‘Three days yesterday and here I am.’<br />

Natalie shrugged elegantly. ‘Look at it this way, you<br />

only had to wait three days: it’s less suspense than<br />

The Ring.’ She was wearing the lacy gown from her<br />

near-wedding, now dyed sea green. If there was one<br />

girl on campus to appreciate Vesperian’s taste in<br />

Victoriana it was her, proof I suppose that they’d at<br />

least had one thing in common.<br />

‘I just worry,’ I pressed. ‘That demon kid... Aesop, he’s<br />

still out there. His wings’ll grow back in eventually.’<br />

‘So take a module in defensive magic.’ Natalie<br />

shrugged again.<br />

I stared for a full ten second before I got any words<br />

out. ‘You can do that?’<br />

‘Um, yeah.’ Natalie sipped her own coff ee delicately.<br />

‘You think anyone seriously applies to do a full<br />

degree in magic? How’s that going to look on your<br />

CV? Technically speaking I’m a fashion student.’<br />

I digested this. She had done a nice job on that<br />

dress, even if it was getting two disbelieving glances<br />

for every one admiring one.<br />

‘Okay,’ I said. ‘Where do I enrol?’<br />

Special Thanks to the Writers society for their<br />

constant commitment to nu:life.


STUDENT CULTURE Summer Munchies<br />

Summer<br />

Munchies<br />

Got a sweet tooth and a<br />

hankering to ditch revision<br />

for a little while?<br />

Is it all hot and sunny and<br />

need a cool down treat for<br />

your little bbq?<br />

Or is there a special someone<br />

you quite want to impress?<br />

Stick to these munchies<br />

advice and you’ll blow the<br />

socks of your mates and sail<br />

through revision and into<br />

summer with a little twinkle<br />

or two in your eye.<br />

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HOT HOT SUMMER<br />

Ice lollies are the easiest thing to make ever<br />

- FACT<br />

All you need is an ice-lolly mould (the Poundshop<br />

sells these). If you don’t have one of these plastic<br />

cups also will work well or if you don’t have these<br />

mugs with plastic food bags in them also work<br />

well.<br />

Choose your juice, milkshake, fi zzydrink - pour in<br />

and freeze overnight!<br />

But if you fancy something a bit more exotic and<br />

to keep yourself cool before you hit the toon on<br />

a night out you might fancy a more alcoholic<br />

frozen treat.<br />

Any alcoholic drink of your choice mixed with a<br />

fruit juice or a fi zzy drink. The ratio of alcohol to<br />

mixer should be 1:3 otherwise the lollies will<br />

not freeze.<br />

A few ideas to get you started…<br />

• Passion fruit juice and Vodka<br />

• Rum and Cherry Coke<br />

• Vodka, lemonade and lime cordial<br />

Make your own Pizza<br />

Well it’s tastier than any old shop made<br />

thing, plus it’s a good excuse to get<br />

your hands messy.<br />

• 1kg strong white bread fl our<br />

• 1 level tablespoon fi ne sea salt<br />

• 2 x 7g sachets of dried yeast<br />

• 1 tablespoon golden caster sugar<br />

• 4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil<br />

• 650ml lukewarm water<br />

Mix together the fl our and the salt, while in a jug<br />

mix the yeast, sugar and olive oil into the water<br />

(leave for a little bit) then pour into a well in the<br />

dry ingredients. Mix and knead until you have a<br />

smooth dough. Leave the dough to rest for an<br />

hour or so somewhere warm until it has doubled<br />

in size. When it has done this you knead it once<br />

more and then divide the dough up into 6 to 8<br />

balls and roll to about half a cm before covering<br />

with your choice of topping.<br />

By Julia Bond


FLICKS TO KEEP<br />

AN EYE OUT FOR<br />

And so we’re here: the last issue of NU:Life under the<br />

current management. After two years under the ironfi<br />

sted rule of editor Holly Seabrook I can honestly say,<br />

with an un-ironic tear in my eye, that it’s been an absolute<br />

pleasure and I hope you’ve enjoyed reading them as much<br />

as I’ve enjoyed writing them. Here, for your consideration,<br />

are some of the movies you should keep an eye out for<br />

over the coming months. And remember, just because the<br />

sun’s out and people want to socialise, doesn’t mean you<br />

have to: hit the movies, you know you want to.<br />

American Pie:<br />

Reunion<br />

(April 6th/15)<br />

Who expected this? After<br />

the original trilogy fi nished<br />

and the powers that be<br />

decided to churn out<br />

sequel after sequel with<br />

nothing but money in mind<br />

(American Pie Roadtrip,<br />

anyone?) the last thing anyone, myself included<br />

wanted to see was another Pie fl ick, but look at<br />

this. All of the cast have returned, the focus is once<br />

again on the trials of growing up when you should<br />

probably know better, and Stifl er’s mom looks as<br />

though she’s going to get nailed by Jim’s dad. I can’t<br />

wait. Oh, and you can bet the soundtrack’s going to<br />

adhere to tradition and absolutely kick ass.<br />

Men in Black 3<br />

(May 25th/TBC)<br />

Another surprise in the<br />

summer canon, and not<br />

one that I wouldn’t have<br />

written about (MiB2 was a<br />

tad crap) had the trailer not<br />

been so insanely good; and<br />

I can sum up it’s brilliance in<br />

only two words: Josh Brolin.<br />

Seriously, go have a look.<br />

STUDENT CULTURE Flicks<br />

The Dark Knight<br />

Rises<br />

(July 20th/TBC)<br />

Here we have it, the jewel in this<br />

year’s cinematic crown; the fi nal<br />

part in the Nolan/Bale bat-trilogy.<br />

To say that expectations are high<br />

for this is like saying that the sea’s a<br />

little bit wet. After Heath Ledger’s<br />

penultimate performance as The<br />

Joker in 2008’s Dark Knight, after he blew us all away with<br />

such unfathomable insanity, the villains have a lot to live up<br />

to, but don’t worry, they’re in safe hands. The ever reliable<br />

Tom Hardy (Bronson) has beefed up hugely to play Bane,<br />

whilst Anne Hathaway is running around in hella-tight<br />

leathers as Catwoman. Have you seen the trailer yet? Have<br />

you? Michael Caine is crying, man. Why? I don’t know. But I<br />

can’t wait to fi nd out.<br />

Prometheus<br />

(June 8th/TBC)<br />

Not much is known about this<br />

other than it’s a Ridley Scott fl ick<br />

(Alien, Gladiator, Blade Runner)<br />

once more taking a group of<br />

unsuspecting astronauts into the<br />

horror house of his mind where<br />

things are defi nitely not as they<br />

seem. This would be a forerunner<br />

for the “stupidly awesome cool awards” this year, if only it<br />

wasn’t for...<br />

By Callum Gibson<br />

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NORTH STARS<br />

prepare for Nationals<br />

The <strong>Northumbria</strong> Cheerleaders are on the countdown to the British Cheerleading<br />

Association <strong>University</strong> League Championships held on 5th and 6th April. Lauren<br />

Titcombe, the team’s coach and member told us more…<br />

So, why is this competition<br />

so important?<br />

“This is the biggest competition of the year for <strong>University</strong><br />

Cheerleaders affi liated with the British Cheerleading<br />

association because you can win the title of National<br />

Champions, and I’m sure all sports teams would agree<br />

there’s nothing like a bit of healthy rivalry between<br />

universities! Cheerleaders are still perceived as airheads with<br />

no real talent so when it comes to competition we all like to<br />

prove ourselves and bring it- without being too corny!”<br />

When and where is the Competition held?<br />

“The competition is held in the International Centre in<br />

Telford so we have to travel quite far away. We don’t mind<br />

though, it’s always an amusing journey with at least one<br />

driver getting lost.”<br />

What event are you entered in?<br />

“This year we are entering both Hip-hop and Pom dance<br />

categories in the dance division of the competition, which<br />

is great because it means we get to perform two completely<br />

diff erent styles of dance and show how talented we are in<br />

both.”<br />

www.cheerleading.org.uk<br />

STUDENT CULTURE North Stars Prepare For Nationals<br />

How are you expecting to do?<br />

“We came 2nd last year in the Hip-hop category which we<br />

were so proud of but also means we’re aiming for the top<br />

this year. We came so close to winning but were just beaten<br />

by Warwick <strong>University</strong> so our real aim is to beat them this<br />

time round!”<br />

How are the Northstars preparing?<br />

“Our routines fi nished now so all our time will be spent<br />

perfecting them so that the judges can fi nd as few faults<br />

as possible. We will be building our fi tness too so that we<br />

can give it our all without getting too tired. And we will also<br />

be perfecting our skills such as jumps and spins as well as<br />

doing lots of painful stretching so that our kicks and splits<br />

are the most impressive on the day. We’re more than just a<br />

warm-up act for rugby games, we’re serious athletes!”<br />

What is your favourite thing about BCA<br />

Nationals?<br />

I love performing to a big crowd and getting praise from the<br />

judges is always great, but it’s also nice to spend a few days<br />

with my best friends. I have to say though - and I’m sure the<br />

other Northstars will agree- the best part is the tradition<br />

of having a huge dinner at Frankie and Benny’s the night<br />

before the competition!”<br />

By Abi Camwell<br />

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TN <strong>Northumbria</strong> Nolberto Solano<br />

NOLBERTO<br />

SOLANO<br />

Team <strong>Northumbria</strong>’s<br />

Jamie Durent is<br />

nearing the end of his<br />

Media Internship but<br />

the third year media<br />

and journalism student<br />

bows out in style as he<br />

delivers an exclusive<br />

interview with former<br />

Newcastle United<br />

favourite Nolberto Solano.<br />

Newcastle Benfi eld caused quite a stir in Northern<br />

League circles when they announced their acquisition<br />

of Newcaste United hero Nolberto Solano.<br />

But the move came as less of a surprise to the former<br />

Peruvian international.<br />

“I’ve got a few friends up here and I have a good<br />

relationship with the Benfi eld chairman (Jimmy<br />

Rowe),” he said.<br />

“They knew I was looking to do my coaching my<br />

badges and I wanted to step up to coaching adults.<br />

“It’s sometimes diffi cult as the players aren’t<br />

professionals and the playing surfaces aren’t great,” he<br />

added. “Barcelona would struggle on these pitches.<br />

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“But I’ve been able to get the guys playing the way I<br />

like and it has been a nice experience.”<br />

“I’ve been 100% impressed<br />

with the way Newcastle<br />

have played this season<br />

as there seemed to be no<br />

exepectations as such”<br />

Solano has since been forced to put his Benfi eld move<br />

on hold as he resolves a registration dispute with<br />

League One side Hartlepool – the club he joined last<br />

summer after an approach from former Newcastle<br />

coach Mick Wadsworth.<br />

And on the subject of the high-fl ying Magpies,<br />

the diminutive winger shares the positive vibe<br />

surrounding his old side this season as they continue<br />

to surprise many with their continuing impressive<br />

performances.<br />

Alan Pardew’s side are fully in the mix for a European<br />

place as the season draws to a close after punching<br />

above their weight for the majority of the season.


And Solano sees no reason why the Toon Army shouldn’t be<br />

dusting off their passports come the end of the season.<br />

“I’ve been 100% impressed with the way Newcastle have played<br />

this season as there seemed to be no exepectations as such,” he<br />

said.<br />

“Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool have had their struggles and the<br />

guys have been winning while not necessarily playing pretty<br />

football.<br />

“But they work hard as a unit and a team without many stars has<br />

been getting results.<br />

“Europe would be a bonus as the club and fans deserve it and they<br />

look like they’ll get there.”<br />

Solano however is less optimistic about the future of football in his<br />

home nation.<br />

Peru have only qualifi ed for the World Cup three times, with the<br />

last time in 1982 in Spain.<br />

“It is diffi cult because there are only really four or fi ve top level<br />

players,” Solano said.<br />

“We have two crucial games coming up against Colombia at home<br />

in June then away to Uruguay.<br />

“I would advise 13 and<br />

14 year olds to move<br />

abroad like (Lionel)<br />

Messi if they have the<br />

quality rather than<br />

stagnate in an average<br />

league.”<br />

“There’s obviously more of a chance as<br />

Brazil qualifi ed automatically as hosts.<br />

“But the standard of football is poor in<br />

Peru and there’s not enough quality.<br />

“I would advise 13 and 14 year olds to<br />

move abroad like (Lionel) Messi if they<br />

have the quality rather than stagnate in<br />

an average league.”<br />

Solano reserves a philosophical outlook<br />

with regards to his future prospects.<br />

While conceding that his playing days are<br />

behind him, he is ready and willing to get<br />

into the coaching game.<br />

“I’ve just got to prepare myself and take<br />

things step by step at the moment,” he<br />

said.<br />

“I’m happy to wait for an opportunity and<br />

when it comes I’ll take it.<br />

“Obviously it’s diffi cult having played<br />

football all my life but I’m ready for the<br />

challenge.”<br />

By Jamie Durent.<br />

nu:life 43


TN <strong>Northumbria</strong> Stan Calvert<br />

STAN<br />

CALVERT<br />

Newcastle <strong>University</strong>’s domination<br />

of student sport’s biggest inter-city<br />

competition continued with another<br />

huge Stan Calvert Cup victory against<br />

arch-rivals <strong>Northumbria</strong> <strong>University</strong>.<br />

Newcastle made it an historic fi ve wins in succession<br />

- claiming a record points haul in the process - to rack<br />

up a 100.5-52.2 victory.<br />

And <strong>Northumbria</strong> students must wonder where<br />

their next win is coming from after failing to get their<br />

hands on the coveted Cup since 2007.<br />

“We are delighted with our victory in the Stan Calvert<br />

Cup,” said Newcastle <strong>University</strong>’s Director Of Sport,<br />

Colin Blackburn.<br />

“This was down to teamwork from the Newcastle<br />

event team who helped to organise an event that<br />

catered to each and every athlete who competed.<br />

“I can’t congratulate all our students enough for the<br />

time, eff ort and commitment they put into achieving<br />

an unprecedented fi fth victory in a row.”<br />

Blackburn’s joy was echoed by Newcastle’s<br />

Performance Sport manager, Fraser Kennedy, who<br />

added: “Team Newcastle pulled out all the stops yet<br />

again.<br />

“We had several surprising results in our favour which<br />

contributed to such a comprehensive victory.<br />

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“Once again all our athletes stepped up to the plate<br />

when needed.”<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong> chiefs are desperate to return as a<br />

competitive team in 2013 and new Head Of Sport<br />

Colin Stromsoy is understood to have made Stan<br />

Calvert a priority moving forward.<br />

Despite boasting the stunning £30m Sport Central<br />

facility and alumni including Victoria Pendleton<br />

and Martin Corry, the <strong>University</strong> cannot come close<br />

to Newcastle on the biggest day of sport in the<br />

student calendar.<br />

And even victory in the fi nal event of the 2012<br />

competition - a 10-3 win in the prestigious men’s<br />

rugby union clash at Gateshead Stadium - could<br />

not soften the blow on another dismal day for<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong>.<br />

“Whilst there were some great performances<br />

by some <strong>Northumbria</strong> teams and individuals<br />

throughout the weekend - of which I am very<br />

proud - we have to give great credit to Newcastle<br />

<strong>University</strong> for what was a wonderful overall<br />

performance,” said Stromsoy.


“The Stan Calvert Cup is one of the UK’s biggest<br />

varsity competitions and together with everyone at<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong>, we’re determined to respond positively<br />

to the challenge next year.”<br />

Not for the fi rst time in recent years <strong>Northumbria</strong><br />

already had a mountain to climb on Stan Calvert<br />

Sunday with a number of fringe events already<br />

contested before the big day.<br />

Newcastle went into the fi nal round of fi xtures on<br />

the back of big wins in the indoor cricket, rowing and<br />

gymnastics.<br />

But <strong>Northumbria</strong> had hit back with wins in the men’s<br />

basketball and volleyball.<br />

Both Universities traded victories across the city<br />

throughout the day with a thrilling draw in the men’s<br />

fi rsts’ tennis, a 4-3 victory for <strong>Northumbria</strong> in the<br />

men’s fi rsts’ football and double fencing wins for<br />

Newcastle the early highlights.<br />

Later in the day <strong>Northumbria</strong> showed signs of closing<br />

the gap with an overall win in the men’s and women’s<br />

swimming at a packed Sport Central pool.<br />

But by the time the rugby union kicked off Newcastle<br />

were well clear and celebrating a fi fth successive win.<br />

There was still time for a classic fi nale to the athletics<br />

with <strong>Northumbria</strong> taking the fi nal two events - the<br />

men’s and women’s 4X100m - to earn a draw.<br />

And after a diffi cult season at BUCS and National<br />

League level there was obvious joy on the faces of<br />

<strong>Northumbria</strong>’s rugby union heroes as they restored a<br />

degree of pride with a well-earned win - Michael Fedo<br />

bagging the decisive try in a game of few chances.<br />

By Simon Rushworth<br />

But <strong>Northumbria</strong> had<br />

hit back with wins in<br />

the men’s basketball<br />

and volleyball.<br />

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