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Tutti i dialoghi in lingua italiana e inglese - Animoweb

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(he aims)<br />

MOTHER: Stop!<br />

FATHER: Did you buy the “auchan” spray?<br />

MOTHER; What?<br />

FATHER: Did you buy the “auchan” spray?<br />

MOTHER: What’s it?<br />

FATHER: The “auchan” spray repellent aga<strong>in</strong>st those damned <strong>in</strong>sects. Did you buy it or not,<br />

Jesus? Don’t make me say th<strong>in</strong>gs a thousands of times!<br />

MOTHER: The Autan spray! I forgot it<br />

FATHER: How could you forget it? I rem<strong>in</strong>ded you to buy ham, ice- lollipops, the Arbre Magique<br />

[*a deodorant for cars*] for my slippers and the Autan spray! I repeated it ten times! I don’t want<br />

to be devoured by mosquitoes tonight.<br />

MOTHER: Look, I had so many th<strong>in</strong>gs to buy…that I forgot.<br />

FATHER: Did you have to forget just the Autan repellent? Couldn’t you forget the depilatory<br />

cream, the whiten<strong>in</strong>g cream for gums, granny’s dentures, or any trash you waste my salary with?<br />

GRANNY: shameful crook!<br />

MOTHER: First th<strong>in</strong>g the salary is m<strong>in</strong>e! You’ve been unemployed for a year.<br />

FATHER: Are you rubb<strong>in</strong>g salt <strong>in</strong>to the wound? Do you believe I like my situation? Are you<br />

say<strong>in</strong>g I’m a failure?<br />

GRANNY: You’re a useless harmful be<strong>in</strong>g, rather than a failure.<br />

MOTHER: Of course you like it. You sit <strong>in</strong> front of the TV preach<strong>in</strong>g all day. I work, I cook, I<br />

tuck Gabriele <strong>in</strong>to bed and go buy<strong>in</strong>g even your damned Autan.<br />

FATHER: Shit! You forgot the Autan! And tonight I’ll be eaten up by mosquitoes.<br />

MOTHER: Maybe nobody will miss you.<br />

GRANNY: I wonder what div<strong>in</strong>e plan can justify the existence of such a squalid be<strong>in</strong>g as your<br />

husband<br />

FATHER: You must stop talk<strong>in</strong>g about me beh<strong>in</strong>d my back! As long as you live <strong>in</strong> my house you<br />

owe me respect.<br />

GRANNY: Beh<strong>in</strong>d your back? I’ll tell you face to face that you’re an idiot

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