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Saturday 21st<br />
<strong>September</strong><br />
7.00 for 7.30pm<br />
15€ Members<br />
18€ Guests<br />
Includes Buffet Supper<br />
By Jacqui & her Team<br />
Dancing to Live Music<br />
Organiser Sue Potter<br />
952 636 627 / 686 107 835<br />
Book early<br />
To avoid<br />
disappointment<br />
Terry & Bob’s<br />
Walking Treasure Hunt<br />
Estepona Old Town<br />
Saturday October 5th<br />
10.30 & 11.30am.<br />
Bar Vitín, Plaza de las Flores<br />
(Orange Square) Estepona<br />
Tickets: 5€<br />
from Terry or Pat Smith at<br />
Thursday meetings<br />
or call Terry 677656319<br />
Winners will be announced<br />
at club meeting<br />
Thursday 10th October<br />
CLUB SIERRA BERMEJA<br />
CLUB SIBERME<br />
SOCIO-CULTURAL DE ESTEPONA<br />
INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA<br />
FOR ALL ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE<br />
of San Pedro - Estepona - Casares - Sabinillas<br />
Manilva - Sotogrande & Beyond<br />
ANNUAL LAKES TRIP<br />
WEDNESDAY<br />
11th SEPTEMBER<br />
Members 15€ Guests 18€<br />
TICKETS NOW ON SALE<br />
SEPTEMBER<br />
<strong>2019</strong> EDITION<br />
www.theiceclub.es<br />
email: info@theiceclub.es<br />
Telephone 952 802 549
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ICE Magazine Contents<br />
Page 3 Editorial Page 20 Future Events<br />
Page 5 President’s Letter Pages 22 & 24 Members’ Articles<br />
Page 5<br />
Lottery Winners<br />
JUNE & JULY<br />
Page 25 Golf Society<br />
Page 7 Activities at ICE Page 27 Technology Matters<br />
Page 12 Member’s Article Page 29 Puzzles Solutions<br />
Page 13 Classified Advertisements Page 32 Committee Information<br />
Page 15 Garden Club Page 32 Advertising Rates<br />
Page 16 Puzzles Page 33 Activity Organisers<br />
Page 17 This Month’s Events Page 34 General Information<br />
Page 18 & 19<br />
Social Calendar<br />
SEPTEMBER<br />
Page 35 Essential Telephone Numbers<br />
President: Sue Potter Editor: Sheila Fox Advertising: Richard Wood<br />
Disclaimer: - The committee wishes to declare that ICE does not accept<br />
responsibility for the contents of articles nor the claims made by advertisers.<br />
Printed by Digiprint, Avda Litoral, Edificio Visamar, Blq 2 Local 9, 29680 Estepona<br />
Visit Our New Improved Club Website: www.theiceclub.es<br />
Free Wi-Fi for members at the clubhouse.<br />
The magazine is published on the website on or before the first day of each month.<br />
PLEASE MENTION ICE CLUB & MAGAZINE WHEN CONTACTING ADVERTISERS.<br />
Editorial: It was nice to be able to fill some pages of this edition with up-coming<br />
events. The last few months have been very quiet at the club, so I am looking<br />
forward to receiving lots of input from you and write-ups about events and trips<br />
you have attended in the next few months. Please continue to send me any<br />
articles, jokes, ideas, recipes, tips & tricks and items you think other members<br />
may be interested in. Sheila Fox - Editor<br />
Email: editor@theiceclub.es. Telephone: 951 900 745 Mobile: 671 232 906<br />
PLEASE REMEMBER<br />
Your I.C.E. club is managed and run entirely by volunteers, including catering and bar<br />
staff, event organisers and your voted committee. All those who have volunteered say<br />
it is a great way to make new friends. Why not get involved?<br />
Without volunteers, the club could not exist.<br />
REQUIRED URGENTLY: KITCHEN AND BAR STAFF<br />
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4<br />
Óptica Machin<br />
English Optician<br />
Óptica Machin has established itself<br />
over the years as a highly recommended<br />
practice where eye care and exceptional<br />
service are the priorities.<br />
We welcome all patients, whatever your<br />
visual requirements for fashion, sports,<br />
style, UV protection and budget may be.<br />
The practice is very easy to find, located<br />
on the Avenida Litoral approach road<br />
into Estepona and has ample<br />
free parking.<br />
www.opticamachin.com<br />
info@opticamachin.com<br />
Tel 952 80 68 13
President’s Letter We have had to say our final farewell to Eileen Dry and our<br />
thoughts are with John and their family at this sad time.<br />
As I am writing this letter, helicopters are flying back and forth to extinguish the<br />
fire behind Estepona. One of our members had to be evacuated from their home<br />
and it was good to see some members offer help. It's unbelievable that this fire<br />
was supposedly started by a Frenchman trying to burn a hornet's nest. We all<br />
have to be so careful at this time of year.<br />
Sad news, Paul and Jacqui Parrick are having to return permanently to UK for family reasons and we<br />
are therefore looking for another catering manager. If you feel you could help please let me know. A big<br />
thank you to Jacqui and Paul for all their hard work. They have not been members long but have<br />
worked hard for the Club in the kitchen, bar and starting Petanca on a Sunday. We wish you well, we<br />
shall miss you.<br />
This month sees most activities re-starting plus the Welcome Back party, Autumn Cup and Salobreña<br />
trip. Please see magazine and club notice board for details of all these events.<br />
Forward announcement about our 31st Birthday party which will be held in Palapa restaurant in Laguna<br />
village on Saturday 2nd November. More details in this magazine and prices etc next month. Tickets<br />
will be on sale mid-<strong>September</strong>. Keep safe everybody.<br />
Sue Potter - President<br />
Lottery Winners JUNE <strong>2019</strong><br />
1st Anne Hardwick €44<br />
2nd Doug Proctor €22<br />
3rd Irene Minkin €11<br />
Lottery Winners JULY <strong>2019</strong><br />
1st Anne Hardwick €36<br />
2nd Chic Danby €18<br />
3rd Stephanie Monahan €9<br />
For those who don’t want<br />
ALEXA listening in on your<br />
conversations, they’re making a<br />
male version…<br />
it doesn’t listen to anything<br />
We have a new website address and a new<br />
club email address.<br />
We also have a new Facebook Group<br />
The ICE Club<br />
Join the group and keep up to date with what’s<br />
happening.<br />
Website: www.theiceclub.es<br />
General email: info@theiceclub.es<br />
For Photos or for Vic or Peter:<br />
webmaster@theiceclub.es<br />
For Magazine or for Sheila:<br />
editor@theiceclub.es<br />
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Registered Charity No. 219279<br />
THE DUQUESA BRANCH<br />
WE GET TOGETHER EVERY TUESDAY<br />
at 12.00 for 12.30p.m.<br />
At LA DUQUESA GOLF and COUNTRY CLUB<br />
Ctra. N340 KM 143 Duquesa.<br />
The entrance to the Golf<br />
Club is situated at the rear<br />
of the building. There is<br />
plenty of parking<br />
We meet socially on a<br />
further 3 occasions each<br />
month at different local<br />
venues<br />
Everyone is welcome<br />
CHAIRMAN Kevin<br />
Blenkinsopp<br />
Come along and join the<br />
We are here to support all serving and ex-serving<br />
personnel and their families.<br />
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ACTIVITIES AT ICE<br />
CANASTA is a unique South American card game of melds and strategy, and a<br />
member of the Rummy card Family. The ICE Canasta Group meets every Tuesday at<br />
7:00pm for 7:30pm. Beginners by Appointment at 6:30pm.<br />
Anyone interested in playing, please contact the Organiser, Nigel Nevshehir at<br />
689 457 410 or see him on a Thursday at the Club.<br />
QUIZ NIGHT is held on the first Friday of the month at (8.00) for 8.30pm. Teams are normally<br />
made up of about 6 members or guests and if you’ve never been before, we will help you join a team<br />
and make you feel very welcome. The quiz masters are changed on rota basis. The winning team for<br />
each round receives a bottle of wine and the overall winning team receives 5 or 6 bottles of excellent<br />
wine. The bar is open before the quiz starts and again during the interval. There are normally snacks<br />
and chocolates to munch on to feed the brains. Next Quiz will be Friday <strong>September</strong> 6th - Quiz<br />
Mistress - Fran Horwood<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
FAMILY HISTORY GROUP<br />
The family history group meetings, have always been, for the last 5 years, under the present format, of<br />
a monthly meeting on the 2 nd Friday of the month.<br />
This year out of 5 meetings so far, I have on two occasions had nobody turn up and so I have decided<br />
to change to another format. I will be doing the sessions on a one to one basis, on a day and time<br />
mutual to myself and the member. The sessions will take place upstairs in the club as previously.<br />
Date and time will be arranged preferably by email to davehackett22@gmail.com or telephone mobile<br />
636 326 599 or house phone 952 893 965. Dave Hackett.<br />
BOWLING OUR WAY! We meet Monday mornings at Benavista Bowls Club.<br />
It is quite a sociable morning, why not come and join us?<br />
9.45 for 10.15am start, 16 ends for just 8€ each, with a coffee break after 8 ends, price<br />
includes hire of woods if required. Dress code is predominately white but the critical factor<br />
is footwear, shoes must be smooth-soled with no ’pimples or crinkles’. The Management<br />
at Benavista strictly applies this rule. Drinks and food available at the bar at very reasonable prices.<br />
Beginners, novices or your guests are always welcome. Bowling re-commences Monday 9th<br />
<strong>September</strong>. - Organisers Audrey Jinks 650 883 252 and Terry Smith 677 656 319<br />
ICE Players, Drama Group We are a group of around twenty members. some are singers, some<br />
enjoy acting in plays and some simply enjoy helping with sound, lighting, scenery and makeup etc. We<br />
normally put on two performances a year - one in April and one in November. One is a play and the<br />
other a Musical or Pantomime. Each show has two or three performances covering Friday, Saturday,<br />
and Sunday. The aim of the group is to entertain the audiences and enjoy ourselves and we make<br />
some money for the club. Everyone is welcome. If you would like to join us, or to know more about us,<br />
speak to Richard Wood or Margaret Hall. You are sure of a warm welcome.<br />
THE GARDEN CLUB We meet the second Tuesday of every month. If you have a garden, balcony,<br />
terrace or even a window box, we will be pleased to welcome you. We visit various Garden Centres,<br />
enjoy walks around Botanical Gardens and occasionally a member’s garden. We can discuss possible<br />
places to visit, help members with any gardening problemsand sometimes offer plants and cuttings.<br />
The next Garden Club Meeting will be on Tuesday <strong>September</strong> 12th at 11.30am at Agrojardin.<br />
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Anglican Church of Costa del Sol West<br />
SAN PEDRO at 10-00am<br />
Every Sunday we hold an Anglican Service of Holy Communion in the Hall adjoining the Parroquia<br />
Virgen del Rocio (near McDonalds).<br />
SOTOGRANDE at 12-00pm<br />
Every 2 nd and 4 th Sunday we hold an Anglican Service of Holy Communion in La Iglesia Sra.de la<br />
Merced, the ‘Big Church’. 1 st and 3 rd Sundays are Methodist Worship services.<br />
You will receive a very warm welcome at our Churches, and children are particularly encouraged to<br />
join in the Sunday school fun activities.<br />
We hold a Messy Church at Marlow’s Fish and Chip restaurant at the Eroski roundabout in Duquesa<br />
on the first Saturday of each month, between 11-00am and 1-00pm. This is well attended by children,<br />
who enjoy the various activities, and also parents and adults who come along to give their support.<br />
We conduct Wedding Blessings, Baptisms, Funeral services, and undertake pastoral care visits to<br />
the sick or needy.<br />
Coffee Morning each Tuesday in Sabinillas from 11-00am, at the Café American Bistro<br />
at the eastern end of the Paseo near the children’s play area.<br />
Our new Chaplain is Adrian Low, so do come and meet him together with his wife Joanna at any of<br />
these events.<br />
For further details about us, please contact Adrian on 952 808 605 or,<br />
Church Wardens: San Pedro Church - Patricia Gommersall (an ICE Member)<br />
951 965 762 / 620 149 215 patricia.g2515@hotmail.co.uk<br />
Sotogrande Church - Christine Sabin, 686 234 377 chrisabio@hotmail.com<br />
Visit our website for even more information: - www.costachurch.com<br />
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NEW GROUP FORMING<br />
Geoff Fabron is starting a New Group in ICE which will called The History Group. The first meeting will<br />
be on Monday 21st October at 8.00pm and will meet once a month.<br />
Geoff says “Basically I'm happy for the group to cover anything history related - political history,<br />
economic etc. My own interest is military history from the Greeks and Persians through to modern<br />
times (Vietnam/Falklands/Iraq). Those who turn up to the meetings/talks will decide what we will<br />
cover. If I'm the only one willing to make presentations, then it will be of a more military/war theme,<br />
but I will cover the political/economic/cultural drivers as well. “<br />
A REMINDER FROM THE TICKET LADIES<br />
Unfortunately, we are unable to reserve tickets for any of our events, which are often advertised<br />
well in advance of the actual date, but the tickets are unable to be printed ready for sale until all<br />
costings/details are finalised. If you are interested in a forthcoming event, but know that you are<br />
going to be away when the tickets are likely to go on sale, we suggest you ask a friend to<br />
purchase them for you in your absence. That way you are also able to choose your table<br />
companions, if applicable. We really don´t want anyone to miss out or be disappointed.<br />
Thank you<br />
Margaret Whittley<br />
That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and<br />
Auto Correct decides to join the conversation!<br />
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done<br />
Thursday 1st August at the ICE Club. A<br />
Presentation of Flowers and Cava and a<br />
voucher to Celebrate the 50th Wedding<br />
Anniversary of Sue and Rob Potter<br />
Congratulations to you both.<br />
The Potter Family celebrating the Golden<br />
Wedding Anniversary.<br />
TRIVIA QUIZ No. 13 Answers on Page 29<br />
A. Which style of coffee which originated in Australia is serves as steamed milk poured over<br />
two shots of espresso, topped with microfoam?<br />
B. Which unit of electric current is equal to a flow of one coulomb per second?<br />
C. Bodlam Castle is in which county?<br />
D. Mr and Mrs Clark and Percy is a 1971 piece of work by which British artist?<br />
E. Which US actor played Private Ryan in the blockbuster film Saving Private Ryan?<br />
LINK WORD No. 22<br />
Find the hidden word that will also join<br />
to the end of the first word and start the<br />
second word to make two new words.<br />
(Answers on Page 29)<br />
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TREE - - - PING<br />
FOOTS - - - - KIT<br />
SNOW - - - - - WOOD<br />
POST - - - - - - MIND<br />
NOT - - - BOX
MEMBER’S ARTICLE<br />
Why are there seven days in a week – and who named them?<br />
The seven-day week has its origins in the Babylonian ancient civilisation, 2,000 and more BCE - before<br />
Greece and Rome started to dominate the known world. As outstanding astronomers, Babylonians<br />
came up with a calendar intended to predict the movement of the moon as well as its transition between<br />
each phase: full, waning half, new and waxing half. Whereas Earth and Sun helped them identify days<br />
and years, the full moon cycle indicated months, taking approximately 28 days for the moon to go<br />
through its four phases, each phase taking 7 days.<br />
Furthermore, the number 7 had been identified with a certain mysticism. They tried to relate astronomy<br />
with astrology to create a sort of horoscope, assigning each of the 7 days to the sun, the moon and the<br />
5 planets visible to the naked eye: Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus and Saturn.<br />
The Romans adapted Babylon’s 7-day calendar to suit their purpose, since which time the seven-day<br />
week is thought of in modern times as being due to Rome and Christianity.<br />
So let’s look at the names given to the days.<br />
In ancient Greece, the days were dedicated to the Sun, Moon, Ares, Hermes, Zeus, Aphrodite, and<br />
Cronos, named after the heavenly bodies that presided over the first daylight hour of each day,<br />
according to Hellenistic astrology.<br />
The Romans converted the Greek into their Latin equivalents and named the days after their gods’<br />
names for the planets because they connected their gods to the changing face of the night-time sky.<br />
The ones they were able to see in the sky each night were the same as the Babylonians had recorded,<br />
so the names of the same seven major astronomical bodies were used. But elsewhere in the northern<br />
reaches of the Roman Empire, while the number of days was accepted, the names given to them were<br />
something else. Further afield, many other schemes were created.<br />
Sunday<br />
The first day of the week was named after the sun – dies Solis in Latin - and later Sunnon-dagaz in old<br />
Germanic. English comes from the Indo-Germanic language group and gives us Sunday in English and<br />
Sonnesdag in German. In Spanish, domingo refers to the Lord’s day (dies dominicus) and reflects the<br />
influence of the Christian church, as in Italian, domenica and French dimanche.<br />
Monday<br />
Monday is moon day – dies Lunae in Latin, becoming Monandæg in Old English, and in German,<br />
Montag. The Spanish relates directly to the original Roman, as Lunes and in Italian, Lunedi and French,<br />
Lundi.<br />
Tuesday<br />
Whereas most English days of the week retain their associations with the Roman gods, some were<br />
substituted for the names of the equivalent Germanic gods. Tuesday had been named for the Roman<br />
god of war, Mars - dies Martis in Latin. However, the Germanic god of war was known as Tiu and the<br />
English day of the week so derived, first known as Tiwsday and eventually Tuesday. Again, the Spanish<br />
stays with the Roman as martes, the Italian, martedi and French mardi.<br />
Wednesday<br />
The Germanic equivalent of the Roman god Mercury was Woden. What started out in Latin as dies<br />
Mercurii became Woden’s day in old Germanic, eventually becoming Wednesday in English. The<br />
Spanish closely follows the Roman as miércoles, and Italian, mercoledi and French, mercredi. Modern<br />
Germans are happy to call it ‘middle of the week’ - mittwoch.<br />
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Thursday<br />
Jupiter, also known as Jove, was the supreme Roman god who created thunder and lightning. Thor is<br />
the Norse god of thunder, so the Latin dies Jovis became Thor’s day and eventually Thursday. In<br />
Spanish, jueves and in Italian, giovedi, and the French, jeudi, stayed with the Romans.<br />
Friday<br />
Venus was the Roman goddess of love and beauty, and in Latin her day was known as dies Veneris.<br />
The Norse goddess of love and the heavens was Frigg while the Teutonic goddess of love and beauty<br />
was Fria. This became in Germanic, Frije-dagaz, later becoming Friday in English. Again, Spanish,<br />
viernes and Italian, venerdi stayed with Venus, while the French went with vendredi for their market day.<br />
Saturday<br />
Saturn was the Roman god of agriculture, known in Ancient Greece as Cronos. In Latin we have dies<br />
Saturni and in English, Saturday. In Spanish, sabado, Italian sabato and French samedi are closely<br />
related to Saturn and the Roman origins. Further north, they adopted a radically different name –<br />
Lördag meaning laundry-day in Scandinavia.<br />
But note! If you were planning to learn the days of the week in all the world’s<br />
languages, be ready for two significant issues. Firstly, there are at least 158 words<br />
for ‘Sunday’ and similar amounts for the other days, but secondly, in some<br />
languages, the names are simply the numbers 1 to 7 (+ ‘day’) but … Sunday or<br />
Monday or Saturday might be ‘day one’. It all depends where you are!<br />
Submitted by Geoff Morgan<br />
or<br />
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GARDEN CLUB<br />
The Garden Club held their July meeting on Tuesday 9th July in Keith and Helen Rumsey's garden.<br />
There was a good attendance of 18 made up of new and regular members. We each took our time<br />
strolling around the beautiful garden, so much to see. Keith and Helen are always happy to help with<br />
names or information about any of their shrubs, cacti or plants, even offering the odd cutting. We came<br />
back and sat in the shade under their gazebo ready for the meeting to start.<br />
Sandy had put out various gardening papers, photos etc. for new members to see. She pointed out two<br />
important newspaper cuttings to read 1) regarding the possible danger to one's health when having a<br />
compost heap and 2) regarding a Pensioner who won 61 million pounds over 'Roundup' weedkiller's<br />
link to cancer.<br />
There was plenty of enthusiasm regarding the last two Garden Club Meetings. Paloma park in May and<br />
the last meeting in June to Molino del Santo.<br />
It had already been decided to cancel the August Garden Club meeting as it is too hot and to hold the<br />
<strong>September</strong> meeting on Tuesday 10th at 11.30 am in the AgroJardin Garden Centre. One of our<br />
members offered their garden for the October 8th Garden Club meeting. (please speak to Sandy for<br />
where and directions). Hopefully we shall have even more new members.- everyone is welcome.<br />
The meeting was then left open to anyone who had a problem, needed advice or had advice to give.<br />
Various conversations began and help offered re. ants, moths on geraniums, cockroaches, disease on<br />
a palm tree, how it is a good idea to cut down various bushes and plants for them to then spread, etc<br />
A very enjoyable lunch was provided with drinks<br />
from our very hospitable hosts which got a huge<br />
thank you from all the members. There were plenty<br />
of cuttings offered to take home. and so we had.<br />
another very enjoyable Garden Club get together.<br />
Interesting info: Did you know that the clematis has<br />
more than 300 species and is a member of the<br />
buttercup family.<br />
Submitted by Sandy Avis<br />
A very well-known<br />
and much-loved<br />
lady member. This<br />
photo of her was<br />
taken in 1969. It<br />
was her first<br />
passport photo!<br />
Do you recognise<br />
her?<br />
Answer on page 29<br />
PARKING AT THE ICE CLUB<br />
Parking is not allowed in any of the yellow marked<br />
areas and for good relations with our neighbours,<br />
please do not park in the bay next to the front<br />
door.<br />
There is always ample parking space in Entrance<br />
4 of Bahia Dorada. Just continue past the front of<br />
the clubhouse and turn in at the next entrance.<br />
Then turn right and drive parallel to the main road.<br />
You can park near the top and walk along the<br />
pathway to the front door, or go further down and<br />
come into the club from back door.<br />
For those who don’t want ALEXA listening in on your conversations, they’re<br />
making a male version… it doesn’t listen to anything<br />
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PUZZLES<br />
CODEWORDS No. 22 (Answers Page 29)<br />
Codewords are like crossword puzzles - but have no clues!<br />
Instead, every letter of the alphabet has been replaced by a<br />
number, the same number representing the same letter<br />
throughout the puzzle. All you have to do is decide which<br />
letter is represented by which number! To start you off, we<br />
reveal the codes for two or three letters. With these letters<br />
filled in throughout the puzzle, you'll have enough clues to<br />
start guessing words and discovering other letters.<br />
SUDOKU No. 27 (Answers Page 29)<br />
Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that<br />
each row across, each column down and each 9-box<br />
square contains all of the numbers from 1 to 9.<br />
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THIS MONTH’S EVENTS<br />
SEPTEMBER<br />
Thursday 5th <strong>September</strong> - Club lunches re-commence.<br />
Friday <strong>September</strong> 6th - 8.00 for 8.30pm Quiz Night - Quiz Mistress - Fran Horwood<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
Wednesday 11th <strong>September</strong> - Annual trip to the Lakes - A scenic coach trip to the country stopping<br />
for a break and shade under the trees at Finca La Mota and have optional<br />
coffee and bacon ’butties’. Finca la Mota was originally a farmhouse built over<br />
350 years ago. It is now a rustic Andalusian Inn full of charm and character,<br />
both of which have been carefully maintained during renovation. Then onto the<br />
lakes at Parque Ardales, with plenty of time for swimming in the lake, but don’t<br />
forget your ‘cozzies’ (sorry, bit of scouse there!) Why not take a picnic, or you<br />
can have an optional leisurely lunch at the El Kiosko restaurant overlooking the lake or other<br />
restaurants. Prices 15€ Members,18€ Guests. 1st Pickup 9.00am Sabinillas, Repsol Garage<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
Saturday 21st <strong>September</strong> - Welcome Back Party 7.00 for 7.30pm 15€ Members,18€ Guests<br />
Price Includes Buffet Supper, STARTERS- Smoked Mackerel Pate with Ricotta & Capers<br />
served with toast or Parma Ham & Melon. MAIN COURSE - Selection of Roasted Meats<br />
or Poached Salmon with a Cumin Raita (optional), Variety of Summer Salads, Chunky Potato Wedges<br />
SELECTION OF DESSERTS. Dancing to Live Music by Johnny G. Sponsored by Maria Read.<br />
- Organiser Sue Potter<br />
Tuesday 24th <strong>September</strong> Golf Autumn Cup at Valle Romano followed by lunch at Restaurant La<br />
Choza. It costs 16€ each incl. a first drink and raffle ticket. Anyone is welcome to the lunch, golfers or<br />
non golfers club members, friends or family. We normally eat at approximately 3 pm. The menu will be<br />
available with the tickets which are available from the organiser - Peter Henry.– Tel: 93105180<br />
24th to 27th <strong>September</strong> - Trip to Salobreña - 4 days (3 nights) Price 280€ Half board - includes 2<br />
lunches, wine and water with meals, free drinks! Deposits 50€ (non-refundable) now being taken.<br />
Single supplement 54€ SOLD OUT<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
More Technology Matters<br />
One of our members has pointed out that our website, theiceclub.es, is<br />
not secure.<br />
He's right, it's not secure, but at this time it probably doesn't need to be<br />
as we don't take any personal details, passwords etc., from anybody<br />
using the site. By “Not Secure” I mean it's not encrypted end to end, which becomes important when<br />
credit card and other personal details are being collected.<br />
Google has recently started to show a sign saying "Not secure" on their Chrome browser. I don't think<br />
any of the other browsers are doing this at the moment. Nothing has changed with our site, it's just<br />
Google trying to be clever. They can obviously see which sites are http and which are https but can't<br />
tell which collect data and which don't, so all http sites are being labelled Not secure.<br />
We can easily make it secure but it costs around an extra £65p.a. for the SSL certificate. The time may<br />
come when it becomes compulsory but, having discussed it with Sheila, we feel that we can wait and<br />
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing<br />
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SEPTEMBER <strong>2019</strong><br />
DATE DAY REGULAR EVENTS EXTRA EVENTS<br />
1 Sep Sun<br />
12.30 - 2.30 pm Bar Open &Tapas<br />
12.30 - 2.15 pm Mahjong<br />
2 Sep Mon<br />
3 Sep Tue<br />
4 Sep Wed<br />
5 Sep Thu<br />
Golf Casares Golf Club, Ist tee off 8.30am<br />
11.00 am Mahjong<br />
11.00 - 1.30pm Bar Open<br />
7.30 pm Canasta<br />
10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open<br />
11.30am Weekly Meeting<br />
1.00pm Lunch<br />
7.00pm Duplicate Bridge<br />
6 Sep Fri Golf Casares Golf Club, Ist tee off 8.30am 8.00 for 8.30 pm Quiz Night<br />
7 Sep Sat<br />
8 Sep Sun<br />
9 Sep Mon<br />
10 Sep Tue<br />
12.30 - 2.30 pm Bar Open &Tapas<br />
12.30 - 2.15 pm Mahjong<br />
9.45 am Bowling, Benavista Bowls Club<br />
2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class<br />
Golf Casares Golf Club, Ist tee off 8.30am<br />
11.00 am Mahjong<br />
11.00 - 1.30pm Bar Open<br />
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11.00am Garden Club<br />
Meeting Agrojardín<br />
2.00pm Committee Meeting<br />
11 Sep Wed Trip to the Lakes<br />
12 Sep Thu<br />
10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open<br />
11.30am Weekly Meeting<br />
1.00pm Lunch<br />
7.00pm Duplicate Bridge<br />
13 Sep Fri Golf Casares Golf Club, Ist tee off 8.30am<br />
14 Sep Sat<br />
15 Sep Sun<br />
16 Sep Mon<br />
17 Sep Tue<br />
18 Sep Wed<br />
12.30 - 2.30 pm Bar Open &Tapas<br />
12.30 - 2.15 pm Mahjong<br />
9.45 am Bowling, Benavista Bowls Club<br />
2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class<br />
Golf Casares Golf Club, Ist tee off 8.30am<br />
11.00 am Mahjong<br />
11.00 - 1.30pm Bar Open<br />
4.30pm Songs of Praise<br />
Ladies Lunch<br />
EVENTS MAY CHANGE, ALWAYS CHECK CLUB HOUSE NOTICE BOARD
19 Sep Thu<br />
10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open<br />
11.30am Weekly Meeting<br />
1.00pm Lunch<br />
7.00pm Duplicate Bridge<br />
20 Sep Fri Golf Casares Golf Club, Ist tee off 8.30am<br />
21 Sep Sat<br />
22 Sep Sun<br />
23 Sep Mon<br />
24 Sep Tue<br />
25 Sep Wed<br />
26 Sep Thu<br />
27 Sep Fri<br />
28 Sep Sat<br />
29 Sep Sun<br />
30 Sep Mon<br />
12.30 - 2.30 pm Bar Open &Tapas<br />
12.30 - 2.15 pm Mahjong<br />
9.45 am Bowling, Benavista Bowls Club<br />
2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class<br />
11.00 am Mahjong<br />
11.00 - 1.30pm Bar Open<br />
7.30 pm Canasta<br />
10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open<br />
11.30am Weekly Meeting and Open Forum<br />
1.00pm Lunch<br />
7.00pm Duplicate Bridge<br />
Golf Casares Golf Club, Ist tee off 8.30am<br />
10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group<br />
12.30 - 2.30 pm Bar Open &Tapas<br />
12.30 - 2.15 pm Mahjong<br />
9.45 am Bowling, Benavista Bowls Club<br />
2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class<br />
Welcome Back Party<br />
7.00 for 7.30pm<br />
Golf Autumn Cup<br />
and Lunch<br />
Trip to<br />
Salobreña<br />
Your ICE Players, Drama<br />
Group Needs You!<br />
We take blonds, bald-headed<br />
men, you can be over 80 or as<br />
young as 65 we don't mind as<br />
long as you can learn lines and<br />
can stand about for at least up<br />
to 2 hours<br />
Contact RICHARD WOOD Tel: 639 542 387<br />
PLEASE NOTE<br />
When going on trips by coach,<br />
unfortunately, we are only able to pickup<br />
and drop off at the designated pickup<br />
points, which are bus stops. We cannot stop<br />
at any other places to drop off.<br />
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FUTURE EVENTS<br />
OCTOBER<br />
Friday October 4th- 8.00 for 8.30pm Quiz Night - Quiz Master Doug Proctor<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
Saturday 5th October Treasure Hunt in Estepona Old Town. A leisurely walk around the old town<br />
area. Answer questions from clues as you go. Fabulous First Prize Restaurant voucher. Tickets: 5€<br />
(per questionnaire ) from Terry or Pat Smith at Thursday meetings or call Terry 677656319<br />
- Organiser Terry Smith<br />
Sunday 13th October 12.30pm NEW MEMBERS OPEN DAY 12.30 to 2.00pm.<br />
Tell your friends, neighbours and relations. Please take some club flyers to your favourite venues.<br />
Monday 14th October - Film Night 8.00pm - Bohemian Rhapsody is a 2018 biographical drama<br />
film about Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of the British rock band Queen - Organiser Sue Potter<br />
Saturday 19th October - Camel Racing and afternoon tea<br />
- Organiser Michael Dowling<br />
Monday 21st October 8.00pm- History Group First meeting<br />
- Organiser Geoff Fabron<br />
Friday 25th October - Theatre Trip to Salon Varieties in Fuengirola - Comedy “Don’t Dress for<br />
Dinner” Prices and times TBA<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
NOVEMBER<br />
November 2nd - ICE 31st Birthday Party at Palapa, Laguna Village. Menu – Starter - Salad Palapa<br />
or zucchini cream soup or melon with ham, Main Iberian Pork or Duck or Sea Bass, all served with baby<br />
potatoes and vegetables. Dessert - Chocolate Brownie with ice cream or carrot cake or fried ice cream.<br />
Dancing to Mandy, Coach will be available. More details in next month's magazine, posters will be up<br />
soon, tickets on sale mid-<strong>September</strong>.<br />
- Organiser Sue Potter<br />
Friday 8th November 8.00 for 8.30pm Quiz Night - Quiz Master Tony Winterton.(This is a change<br />
from the usual first Friday of the month, because that day is a holiday.) - Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
Saturday 16th November Festive Fair<br />
- Organiser Sue Potter<br />
Tuesday 19th to Saturday 23rd November - PROPOSED Trip to Madrid 4 Nights B&B in Hotel Corte<br />
de Toledo. Time for Christmas shopping, tour of Segovia and optional tickets for the tennis Davis Cup<br />
Finals<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
Tuesday 26th November - The Lola Boys<br />
– Organiser Sue Potter<br />
DECEMBER<br />
Sunday 8th December Carol Night<br />
- Organiser Anne Hardwick<br />
Thursday 12th December Christmas Lunch at the Club<br />
Tuesday 31st December - New Years Eve Party. See in the New Year at ICE. Bring food for your<br />
table, Dancing to live music.<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
LOOKING FORWARD - 2020<br />
FEBRUARY<br />
End of February PROPOSED 2 night production by the ICE Players.<br />
MARCH<br />
22 to 25th March - PROPOSED trip to Granada. 3 Nights HB in Hotel Guadalupe incl. trips to The<br />
Science Park, Alhambra Palace, Gypsy Caves.<br />
- Organiser Joan Thompson<br />
PLEASE NOTE: TICKET SALES CLOSE at 12.30pm<br />
ON THURSDAY MORNINGS.<br />
PLEASE HAVE CORRECT MONEY<br />
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So, what’s the difference between Cava and Kava?<br />
The answer: A LOT!<br />
Cava, meaning a cave or cellar in Spanish, lends the name to a sparkling wine of some similarity to<br />
champagne. But by European law, it is not the same.<br />
Cava may be made from only specific grapes and in specific areas of Spain, and carries the<br />
all-important ‘VECPRD’ symbol (meaning a quality sparkling wine produced in a designated region).<br />
Back in 1872, the vineyards of Penedès in Catalonia were devastated by a plague that affected the red<br />
grapes being grown. In their place, a variety of white grapes were grown, and a local winemaker<br />
developed a process for making sparkling wine with a device called a gyropallet. Cava was born - as a<br />
commercially viable drink to rival champagne.<br />
These days, cava is produced in Catalonia, Aragon, Castile y Leon, Extremadura, La Rioja, Navarre,<br />
Valencia and in the Basque country, but only with specific varieties of grape.<br />
Rosada cava (rosé) cannot be made by blending; the wine must be created only from the appropriate<br />
grape variety and processed to give the sparkling result.<br />
The top names for cava are Freixenet, the largest producer of traditional sparkling wine in the world,<br />
based on vineyards from the 14 th century that include those under the Penedès family name, and<br />
Codorníu, from the 16 th Century vineyards near Barcelona.<br />
Kava, on the other hand, is a South Pacific speciality. It’s a root crop that is indigenous to the area with<br />
varieties from New Zealand to Hawaii. It is popular in Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Vanuatu and with most other<br />
island communities and is a normal evening drink often consumed in ‘clubs’.<br />
But it’s for men! Women do not drink kava.<br />
Women do, however, take part in the preparation and serving of the drink. In the clubs of Tonga, for<br />
instance, it will be served by a young, unmarried woman, essentially unrelated to any of the men<br />
present. If a male relative were to be present, HE would have to leave. Young girls visiting the islands<br />
might be invited to be a ‘server’ just for one evening. But not to drink!<br />
You can chew the root, or alternatively pound it or grind it into a paste and add a little water – and<br />
consume it directly. It might not look very appetising – a grey, brown or a yukky green – it has a<br />
pungent taste and is often followed (quickly by first-timers) with a sweet or spicy snack. It is said to<br />
produce a feeling of calmness, relaxation and well-being before eventually sending you off to sleep. It<br />
apparently does not cause people to get angry or do stupid things!<br />
These days, with TV available, and rugby to be watched, kava drinking can go on for hours. A typical<br />
Saturday evening in Tonga might include a steady drinking session, pausing every now and again to<br />
sing local songs accompanied by a guitar, before the rugby match starts. Then they would concentrate<br />
on the match until half time when they would start singing again, focus on the second half and sing<br />
again at the end of the match. As the Saturday evening approached midnight, the songs would change<br />
to hymns – mostly with Tongan words sung to traditional English tunes.<br />
(Sounds like a typical Saturday night out in the Welsh valleys to me! - in Welsh, of<br />
course, not Tongan!)<br />
As with all such drinks and drugs, it can be consumed in moderation or it can be<br />
abused, and high strength kava is available for those who want to have scaly skin,<br />
sore eyes, a loss of sex drive and general poor health.<br />
You pays yer money and you takes yer choice!<br />
MEMBER’S ARTICLE<br />
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MEMBER’S ARTICLE<br />
Hi all,<br />
After last year’s disappointment due to Carole's health problems, the 17th May was eagerly awaited.<br />
10:15am came and as we went through all the last minute checks, everything unplugged, pump off etc.<br />
Alan arrived in his shinny red taxi. I phoned the gate and let him into the garage, we took the lift down<br />
and there he was waiting boot open, which soon swallowed up our cases.<br />
We had a good run to the airport the conversation about catching up on various out of touch old friends.<br />
After a restful sojourn in the airport lounge, with breakfast and a couple of very pleasant G & Ts, our<br />
flight was ready to board on time to LHR. At Heathrow we had a few hours to kill in the BA lounge with<br />
some more G & Ts and a light snack, spent watching the activity on the runway from our vantage point,<br />
amused by the different in size of the relatively small looking Aerlingus planes and the giant Boeings<br />
and airbus A350, and 380s.<br />
Our flight to Calgary took off on time with the usual glass of bubbly and an excellent meal en route. I<br />
watched a rather amusing Johnny English film, while Carole watched a documentary about Bowie.<br />
On arrival, on time, in Calgary we were welcomed by the staff and ladies in cowboy hats who gave us<br />
directions to the Marriot In terminal hotel, about two minutes walk from the baggage claim. The room<br />
had floor to ceiling windows overlooking the apron, planes literally below the window. It was very well<br />
insulated as we heard little noise from the planes taking off and landing. The Marriot would be strongly<br />
recommended for the welcome, service, comfort (super king bed) and it's convenience.<br />
We transferred to a Brewster coach, again about five minutes walk from the hotel, for a rather boring<br />
drive to Banff, until we were a few miles away and it became stunning mountain scenery. The driver<br />
dropped us off at the door to the Moose Hotel, we checked in to our on bed apartment, more than a<br />
room, we expected just a room. It even has a realistic gas log fire, which is very inviting in the low<br />
temperature today, tomorrow it's Lake Louise. BFN,<br />
John and Carole Murray<br />
If you think swimming with dolphins<br />
is expensive, try swimming with<br />
sharks…<br />
Cost me an arm and a leg!<br />
When your Nan is both an avid knitter<br />
and an Elvis fan<br />
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ACTIVITIES AT ICE<br />
ICE Club Golf Society<br />
Hello everyone.<br />
I trust you are all enjoying the holiday season. Lots of people here in Estepona, as<br />
usual in these two months, but not so many golfers at our roll-ups. Those who have<br />
been here to play have found the course in good condition and have produced some very high scores.<br />
A number of handicaps have been cut over the last few weeks.<br />
We did have a summer away day at La Cala in July which is unusual as it is normally too hot. It was a<br />
very good day with reasonable temperatures and the use of buggies.<br />
Jackie McMurtry won with a very good 38 score with Mariska Blind in second with 35 points. Even more<br />
unusually, we are having an away day at Valle Romano in August. Hope the weather is kind again and<br />
not too hot!<br />
Sept 24th is the Autumn cup and golf lunch. The golf is at Valle Romano. It will be a shotgun start at<br />
09-00. The cost is 75€ incl. a buggy. All club members and non club members are welcome to join the<br />
competition. The entrance sheet is on the board in the ICE Club. If you cannot sign the sheet in the<br />
club, let me know your name, telephone number and golf handicap and I will add it.<br />
The competition will be followed by a three course lunch at La Choza restaurant..<br />
It costs 16€ each incl. a first drink and raffle ticket. Anyone is welcome to the lunch,<br />
golfers or non golfers club members, friends or family. We normally eat at approximately<br />
3 pm. The menu will be available with the tickets which are available from Peter Henry.<br />
It is a fun lunch with good food!<br />
Contacts: Peter Henry: 693105180<br />
Jan Blind: 603670330, Stephen McMurtry: 608854505<br />
In the beginning….<br />
It came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com took himself a<br />
wife called Dorothy. Now Dot Com, as she was known, said unto Abraham :<br />
“Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou<br />
canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?”<br />
Abraham, looking at his wife as though she were several saddlebags short of<br />
a camel load, sayeth: “How come, dearest?” And Dot replied: “I will place<br />
drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what<br />
you have for sale and what others are prepared to pay for them.”<br />
So, the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all his<br />
goods without ever leaving his tent. Soon the land rang with the sound of<br />
drums and frantic trading, but no one noticed that the real riches were going<br />
to one drum dealer who cornered the market and ensured that no drum<br />
would work without his drumsticks.<br />
And Dot did say: “Oh Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by<br />
others.” And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel (eBay as it came to<br />
be known) and said: “We need a name that reflects what we are, like Young<br />
Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators,” and because it had all started thanks<br />
to his wife’s idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.<br />
Meanwhile Abraham’s cousin Joshua, being a young Gregarious Energetic<br />
Educated Kid (GEEK), muscled in on the family business known as God’s Own<br />
Official Guide to Locating Everything or GOOGLE.<br />
And that, folks, is how the Internet started.<br />
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Vic Loughran<br />
Matters<br />
<strong>September</strong> <strong>2019</strong><br />
Tracking your iPhone or iPad<br />
Find My Phone is an integral part of Apple's iCloud service. When activated, your device will periodically upload its<br />
location to Apple's servers for remote tracking. To enable it, open Settings on your iOS device and tap your name<br />
at the top of the list of options. Tap iCloud on the next screen followed by Find My iPhone. Make sure the switch<br />
beside Find My iPhone is on (green, and to the right) and (optionally) the one beside Send Last Location is in the<br />
same position. This second option causes your device to upload its location to the server when the battery gets<br />
critically low so that, if it runs flat, you'll at least know where it was recently (see screenshot above right).<br />
Track your iOS devices and find out exactly when they were last in use - click one for options to lock or<br />
wipe the device<br />
To track a lost iPhone or iPad, open a new browser window and log in at https://icloud.eom/#find using your iCloud<br />
account details. You'll need to provide your password for a second time, after which iCloud will switch to a map<br />
view pinpointing every iOS, tvOS, watchOS or macOS device registered to your account. Click All Devices at the<br />
top of the screen to switch between them.<br />
If you've lost your phone, select it from the list and you can make it sound an alert to help you locate it in your<br />
home. If it's been stolen, you can lock or remotely wipe it, or post a message to its screen asking whoever has it to<br />
return it to you.<br />
Tracking your Android devices<br />
Google has built tracking features into the Play Store. Get started by opening Settings on your Android device and<br />
searching for 'location' in the box at the top of the options. Tap the first result and make sure the switch for 'Use<br />
location' is on (to the right). Now, switch to your PC, go to https:// play.google.com/settings and make sure that the<br />
check box beside 'Show in menus' is ticked for each of the devices you want to secure. By default they should be,<br />
but it's worth double-checking. If they are all ticked, open a new tab and visit https://android.com/ find. This will<br />
open a map showing the location of each of your devices. If you have several, they are only shown one at a time,<br />
so switch between them using the icons at the top of the left-hand sidebar.<br />
As with Apple's Find My Phone feature, the Android Find site gives you the option to make the ringer sound at full<br />
volume to help you find the lost phone, or to lock it with a message on the screen for<br />
New free apps for your phone<br />
Candide<br />
This app available for both Android and iOS is a gardening guide, green-fingered social network, public<br />
gardens directory and plant identifier tool. It includes articles, video guides and audio tours.<br />
Receive text messages on your computer<br />
This is possible by using Your Phone from the Microsoft Store. You will also need to download the app to<br />
your phone from your app store (search for My Phone Companion)<br />
Having downloaded the app to your computer, you are advised to minimize the app so that it is easily<br />
accessible. There is also the opportunity to view the last 25 photos on your phone.<br />
Please note that your phone will only sync texts and photos to your computer when you are connected to Wi-<br />
Fi. If you want to synch over mobile data open Your Phone Companion on your phone, tap the settings icon<br />
(the cog) and select Sync over Mobile Data<br />
If you have any questions or suggested topics for future editions, please email us<br />
webmaster@theiceclub.es<br />
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Peter Dowd
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SOLUTIONS<br />
CODEWORD No.<br />
SOLUTION<br />
TRIVIA QUIZ No.<br />
ANSWERS<br />
A. Flat white<br />
B. Ampere<br />
C. East Sussex<br />
D. David Hockney<br />
E. Matt Damon<br />
NAME THE LADY<br />
IN THE PHOTO<br />
Maggie Whittley<br />
LINK WORD No.<br />
ANSWERS<br />
TOP TREETOP TOPPING<br />
TOOL FOOTSTOOL TOOLKIT<br />
DRIFT SNOWDRIFT DRIFTWOOD<br />
MASTER POSTMASTER MASTERMIND<br />
ICE NOTICE ICEBOX<br />
The short fortune teller who<br />
escaped from prison was a<br />
small medium at large<br />
SUDOKU No.<br />
SOLUTION<br />
The soldier who survived mustard gas<br />
and pepper spray is now<br />
a seasoned veteran<br />
We are very lucky that out of all<br />
the bodily functions that could have<br />
been contagious, we got yawning<br />
A man who took an airline company to court after his luggage went missing<br />
has lost his case.<br />
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Cross-border tax planning for today’s global transparency<br />
By David Bowern, Partner, Blevins Franks<br />
Tax transparency has recently been revolutionised by the global automatic exchange of information<br />
under the ‘Common Reporting Standard’ (CRS). This initiative enables tax offices across the world to<br />
keep track of taxpayers’ offshore assets and accounts.<br />
Meanwhile, many countries, including the UK, have introduced additional measures to check taxpayers<br />
are making correct declarations. HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) collected £560 million from offshore<br />
tax investigations in the 2018/19 tax year –72% more than 2016/17, before CRS data collection began.<br />
With such heightened worldwide scrutiny, it is more important than ever to make sure you are paying<br />
the right taxes, in the right place, at the right time.<br />
What is the Common Reporting Standard?<br />
In 2016, the CRS “early adopters” began collecting information on financial accounts held by<br />
non-residents. The first exchange – where the 2016 data was passed on to the taxpayers’ country of<br />
residence – took place in 2017 between 49 jurisdictions, including the UK and Spain. Today, over 100<br />
countries are co-operating, with more joining each year.<br />
Financial information being shared includes investment income earned over the year (interest,<br />
dividends, income from certain insurance contracts, annuities etc.), account balances and proceeds<br />
from the sale of financial assets.<br />
Local scrutiny<br />
Tax offices receiving CRS information can easily verify whether taxpayers have accurately reported<br />
their worldwide income on their income tax and wealth tax returns.<br />
In Spain, the authorities have already started following up discrepancies after comparing data to<br />
residents’ declarations. In the last exchange, the Hacienda received information on approximately 1.5<br />
million offshore accounts with a total balance of €457 billion, while only €150 billion was declared<br />
through Modelo 720.<br />
In the UK, HMRC has made it clear that those who voluntarily declare and correct their offshore tax<br />
arrangements will be in a much better position than anyone who waits until investigators find them. Its<br />
‘Connect’ analysis programme cross-checks data it receives from abroad with its own, providing tax<br />
officials with information to challenge around 500,000 cases each year.<br />
The importance of getting it right<br />
If you are tax resident in one country and have assets or earn income in another, take extreme care to<br />
make sure you are correctly declaring income and paying tax where you should be.<br />
While cross-border taxation is highly complex, getting it wrong – for any reason – can have severe<br />
penalties serious consequences. Remember, ignorance is no defence.<br />
There are tax planning arrangements available in Spain that can help you legitimately reduce your tax<br />
liabilities, particularly on investments, so take advice for the best results. An adviser with cross-border<br />
expertise can help you enjoy favourable tax treatment while offering peace of mind that you are meeting<br />
your obligations, here and in the UK.<br />
The tax rates, scope and reliefs may change. Any statements concerning taxation are based upon our<br />
understanding of current taxation laws and practices which are subject to change. Tax information has<br />
been summarised; an individual is advised to seek personalised advice.<br />
Keep up to date on the financial issues that may affect you on the Blevins Franks news page at<br />
www.blevinsfranks.com<br />
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CLUB COMMITTEE<br />
PRESIDENT Sue Potter 686 107 835 952 636 627<br />
VICE-PRESIDENT Joan Thompson 653 488 030 952 804 799<br />
SECRETARY Margaret Whittley 603 846 698 951 972 577<br />
TREASURER Ted Lunniss 691 392 156<br />
MAGAZINE EDITOR Sheila Fox 671 232 906 951 900 745<br />
CATERING MANAGER Jaqui Parrick 634683705<br />
MEMBER Brenda Taylor 628 523 444 952 805 739<br />
MEMBER (Housekeeper) Diane Hackett 626 080 829 952 893 965<br />
MEMBER (Estepona) Julie Wood 639 542 387 952 913 174<br />
MEMBER (Welfare) Wilma Keeley 679 138 952 951 577 050<br />
MEMBER Fran Horwood 602 291 855 +44 7703037357<br />
MEMBER (Publicity) Michael Dowling 608 873 217<br />
NON COMMITTEE POSTS<br />
LOCAL KEY HOLDER Nigel Nevshehir 689 457 410 952 791 449<br />
BAR MANAGER Rob Potter 671 725 243 952 636 627<br />
ASST. BAR MANAGER Mac McIntyre 610 047 228<br />
AUDITOR Doug Mitchell 667 998 800 952 897 977<br />
MAINTENANCE MANAGER Doug Mitchell 667 998 800 952 897 977<br />
ASST. TREASURER Vic Loughran 952 886 772<br />
MEMBERSHIP SECRETARY Sally Holloway 678 897 275 952 808 992<br />
HOSTESS (Introduce new members) Maureen Winckle 952 791 812<br />
MAGAZINE ADVERTISING RATES AS FROM 1 ST APRIL 2017<br />
For adverts presented in desired layout, will have inclusion on our web site with links to your site.<br />
Classified Ads: Members Only, Free<br />
Colour now available anywhere in the magazine.<br />
Advertising fees to be prepaid before the<br />
15th of the month to:-<br />
Richard Wood, Advertising Manager,<br />
Tel:639 542 387 or 952 913 174<br />
Copy to be in before the 15th of any month, for<br />
inclusion in the following month’s issue.<br />
Copy can be e-mailed to me - Sheila Fox<br />
at editor@theiceclub.es<br />
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Black & White<br />
Colour<br />
Quarter page 7€ per edition 8€ per edition<br />
Half page 13€ per edition 15€ per edition<br />
Full page 26€ per edition 30€ per edition<br />
Discounts:- 6 editions 10% 12 editions 20%.<br />
There will be 10 editions per calendar year<br />
August & <strong>September</strong> are combined<br />
as are December & January<br />
ICE (Siberme) accepts no responsibility for contents of any advertisement appearing.<br />
INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA (Siberme)<br />
I.C.E. Clubhouse, Urbanisation Bahia Dorada, Entrada 5, at Km. 149, A7, Estepona 29680 Málaga<br />
Clubhouse: Telephone 952 802 549 ICE Web Site: www.theiceclub.es<br />
Email: info@theiceclub.es<br />
PLEASE TELL ADVERTISERS YOU SAW THEIR ADVERT IN ICE MAGAZINE
ACTIVITY ORGANISERS<br />
Advertising Manager Richard Wood 639 542 387 952 913 174<br />
Art Group Audrey Jinks 650 883 252 951 901 134<br />
Art Group Steve Carter 696 259 644 951 277 240<br />
Art Class Mondays Ronnie Lilley 952 800 875<br />
Bowls Audrey Jinks 650 883 252 951 901 134<br />
Bowls Terry Smith 677 656 319 951 276 690<br />
Bridge…”Duplicate” Tim Taminiau 951 277 113<br />
Canasta Nigel Nevshehir 689 457 410 952 791 449<br />
Club Calendar Co-ordinator Sue Potter 686 107 835 952 636 627<br />
Posters & Tickets Vic Loughran 952 886 772<br />
Film Night Sue Potter 686 107 835 952 636 627<br />
Garden Club Sandy Avis 617 715 749 952 897 309<br />
Genealogy - Family History Dave Hackett 636 326 599 952 893 965<br />
Golf Organiser Peter Henry 693 105 180 951 273 949<br />
ICE Players (Drama Group) Margaret Hall 634 273 194<br />
Ladies’ Lunches Julie Wood 639 542 387 952 913 174<br />
Librarian Peter Galloway 952 794 270<br />
Lift Controller Terry Smith 677 656 319 951 276 690<br />
Lottery Organiser Dave Hackett 636 326 599 952 893 965<br />
Petanca Jaqui Parrick 665 894 088<br />
Quiz Night, Songs of Praise,<br />
Art Class<br />
Joan Thompson 653 488 030 952 804 799<br />
Rambling Sue Potter 686 107 835 952 636 627<br />
Spanish Lessons Martin Holmes 652 272 142 952 892 163<br />
Ticket Sales Maggie Whittley 603 846 698 951 972 577<br />
Ticket Sales Jackie Simmonds 652 798 107 952 797 921<br />
Ticket Sales Fran Horwood 602 291 855 +44 7703 037 357<br />
Videos Cindy Holmes 628 860 093 952 892 163<br />
Wake Organiser Julie Wood 639 542 387 952 913 174<br />
Whist Wilma Keeley 679 138 952 951 577 050<br />
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COACH TRIPS<br />
GENERAL INFORMATION<br />
See trip information for<br />
times. Please ensure that<br />
you sit in the seat numbered on your ticket. We<br />
regret that we cannot stop at any other point<br />
unless agreed with the organiser, to pick up or put<br />
down. The organiser reserves the right to refuse<br />
to include any member they feel is not sufficiently<br />
able-bodied to follow the itinerary. Members are<br />
responsible for their own travel insurance.<br />
BUYING YOUR TICKET<br />
Please produce<br />
your membership<br />
card together with the correct money. Have<br />
prepared your choice of the menu if applicable.<br />
Final ticket booking: All tickets must be booked<br />
and paid for on or before the last Thursday coffee<br />
morning before the event. Late phone bookings<br />
cannot be accepted. Members are advised to<br />
attend the last Thursday before a trip in<br />
case there are any last-minute alterations.<br />
REFUNDS<br />
Cannot be given for tickets,<br />
unless the organiser is notified<br />
WELFARE Members are requested to notify<br />
our welfare officer, Wilma Keeley<br />
if they know of any member who is ill.<br />
Tel: 951 577 050 / 679 138 952<br />
email: wilmakeeley2000@yahoo.co.uk<br />
SMOKING The smoking of tobacco,<br />
electronic cigarettes and any<br />
other substance is not be permitted anywhere in or<br />
on the premises of The International Club of<br />
Estepona, Bahia Dorada.<br />
PARKING When visiting the club please<br />
park considerately between<br />
white lines and never on yellow lines.<br />
Please DO NOT PARK in the car parking<br />
space in front of next door's apartment.<br />
Although it is not officially for their sole use it<br />
is better for peaceful relations that we don't<br />
park there.<br />
in time, and providing the trip is full and a<br />
Renewing your annual club membership can be<br />
replacement can be found from the waiting done by bank transfer.<br />
list. Tickets are not transferable to other Send to: Bank - Banco Sabadell, Sabinillas.<br />
members without the authorisation of the IBAN:- ES98 0081 0535 8800 0131 1734<br />
BIC CODE:- BSABESBB<br />
organiser.<br />
Please advise TED LUNNISS the<br />
TIPS Are IMPORTANT: included in the TELL cost of THE coach BAR STAFF<br />
CLUB TREASURER<br />
OF ANY BROKEN<br />
by email if<br />
GLASS<br />
you have sent a<br />
travel and restaurants, AND but THEY not for WILL DISPOSE OF IT.<br />
hotels.<br />
DOGS<br />
Are not allowed inside the<br />
clubhouse. They are permitted on<br />
the lower terrace but only when they are<br />
under the owner’s control by being attached<br />
to a lead which is held by the owner or<br />
attached to one of the hooks on the wall<br />
which are provided for that purpose.<br />
CLUB DRINKS POLICY<br />
All drinks,<br />
whether<br />
alcoholic or otherwise, to be consumed on<br />
the Club premises shall be purchased from<br />
the Club bar.<br />
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MEMBERSHIP RENEWAL<br />
payment by bank transfer, stating your name and<br />
membership number if possible.<br />
ted_lunniss@hotmail.co.uk TEL: 691 392 156<br />
IMPORTANT, ALL ORGANISERS PLEASE<br />
NOTE: THE CLUBHOUSE FURNITURE MUST<br />
BE LEFT AS SET FOR A THURSDAY MEETING<br />
BEFORE LEAVING THE CLUB. SWITCH OFF<br />
LIGHTS, FANS AND AIR CONDITIONERS.<br />
SET BUILDING ALARM AND LOCK DOORS.<br />
HELICOPTEROS SANITARIOS Do not<br />
have an<br />
answering machine. The phone will ring until<br />
someone picks up. If you hear a message in<br />
Spanish you have dialled the wrong number.
ESSENTIAL TELEPHONE NUMBERS<br />
EMERGENCIES<br />
HOSPITALS<br />
AMBULANCE 061 Ambulance 951 222 222<br />
GENERAL EMERGENCIES 112 Algeciras 956 026 500<br />
NATIONAL POLICE 091 Costa Del Sol Hospital 951 976 669<br />
LOCAL POLICE 092 La Linea Hospital 956 026 500<br />
GUARDIA CIVIL 062 Málaga Carlos Haya 950 390 400<br />
FIRE BRIGADE 080 AIRPORTS<br />
EMERGENCIES GIBRALTAR 199 Málaga Arrivals 952 048 845<br />
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 016 Málaga Departures 952 048 804<br />
HELICOPTERS SANITARIOS 952 811 818 Jerez 956 150 000<br />
ELECTRIC EMERGENCY 900 850 840 Seville 954 449 000<br />
GAS EMERGENCY 900 202 212 Gibraltar +35020073026<br />
SEA RESCUE 900 202 202 Local Taxi (large with 951 775 777<br />
wheelchair access)<br />
GIBRALTAR FRONTIER +35020042777<br />
CONSULATES and EMBASSIES<br />
Belgium Málaga 952 219 004<br />
Denmark Málaga 952 211 797<br />
France Málaga 954 293 200<br />
Germany Málaga 952 227 886<br />
Holland Málaga 952 363 591<br />
Ireland Fuengirola 952 475 108<br />
Italy Málaga 912 106 910<br />
Norway Málaga 952 667 955<br />
Sweden Fuengirola 952 604 383<br />
Switzerland Málaga 952 217 266<br />
U.K. Málaga 952 352 300<br />
U.S.A Fuengirola 952 474 891<br />
MORE HELP<br />
Adana 952 113 467<br />
Age Concern 650 163 928<br />
Alcoholics Anonymous 600 379 110<br />
Citizens Advice Spain 952 797 821<br />
Diabetics Support 952 464 184<br />
Narcotics Support 902 114 147<br />
TOURIST OFFICES<br />
Casares 952 894 056<br />
Estepona 952 802 002<br />
Sabinillas 952 890 029<br />
San Roque 956 694 005<br />
Marbella 952 771 442<br />
Gibraltar +350 200 749 50<br />
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