Billy Eye's 'Porn Credit' - TVparty! Books

At first refusing the offer, Larry pleaded that he had a lot invested in this
project. Not from what I could see. But Cherokee was an established
recording studio and it paid for my date that night to see a new band in
Topanga Canyon called Missing Persons. What I didn’t know, Saul told me
later, was that I had been Larry’s first choice to voice the character from the
beginning. There was no dropped out actor. Who was it being groomed for
the track again?
Overdubbing an entire sixty minute ‘feature’ was an absurd idea. Not
as ridiculous as hiring a guy with a southern accent to voice your quintessential
California surfer dude but a hundred bucks was a hundred bucks.
That evening in a large darkened room where Saturday Night Fever and
Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall were recorded Larry screened his tawdry
photoplay for myself and two other actors, one being his barely conscious
knucklehead from earlier in the day.
I was familiar with Kip’s latest release working on the video box and the
Cum’ing of Age color magazine that sold for $12.00. The storyline, if such
a thing could be said to exist here, opened with Kip tossing a Frisbee with
his younger brother Scott and their pal Steve. After
Scott runs upstairs to his bedroom to whack
off to pictures of his adoring older brother
he’s busted. Kip, unappreciative of Scott’s
enthusiastic interest in his modelling career,
spanks little bro’s bare ass with a hairbrush before
plowing his lower forty. After spying on
this semen soaked family feud, freakishly hung
Steve decides to jizz out with his biz out.
The cartoonish nature of the goings on made
dubbing a breeze, just a silly improv, I just
had to remember not to talk when Kip’s
mouth was full. Larry admonished me as I
was leaving the session, “Next time try not
to sound so black.” There would be no next
time despite rave reviews for Kip’s performance.
Michael Panknin was an especially sharp
observer when it came to people, he loved
Old Hollywood and the stars that made it
great, always going on about Bette Davis,
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