ebook❤download⚡ Oh, the Mountains You'll Ski!: A Parody by Dr. Chutes - Deluxe Edition

Oh, the Mountains You'll Ski!: A Parody by Dr. Chutes -
Deluxe Edition
Description :
Skiers of all ages will enjoy this fun, colorful private lesson about the
realities of life on the Slopes! This book is a Lifetime Season Pass for
the snow sports lover in your family, providing year-round access to
the joy of the mountains in the wintertime. Deluxe edition includes
sticker placement area in back of book for your favorite skier to keep
skiing mementos from their skiing adventures in one place.Will your

life be better because you learned to ski?Absolutely, You'll see!(I
give you a 110% percent guarantee)KID, YOU'LL SKI
MOUNTAINS!ABOUT DR. CHUTESA legend in his own mind, Dr.
Chutes earned his Doctorate of Shredding the Gnar in the Mountains
of Western North America. Dr. Chutes practices an unlicensed form
of alternative medicine called &#8220Ski Therapy&#8221 that
nurtures the Spirit, Soul, Mind, and Body. Currently an Unlimited
Season Pass Holder, Uphill Travel Pass Holder, Back Bowl Access
Pass Holder, Mediocre Thursday Night Race League Racer, Funcle of
the Year, and Ski Dad Dr. Chutes especially enjoys helping
Alpentalics share their stoke with the rest of the world. He&#8217s
best known for Charging Big Faces, Dropping Steep Chutes, and
Gliding Down Powder Bowls, but he has also been known to Rip
Groomers with the best of them. Dr. Chutes spent his formative
years goofing around on the Mt. Ashland ski bus and sneaking out of
group lessons with his little sister to hit the chutes of &quotThe
Bowl&#8221 before patrol could close the gates for the day. With
almost four decades of experience on the slopes, some would call
him middle-aged, though with skis on his feet, he&#8217s forever a
child!