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quiz I<br />
INTERNATIONAL QUIZ<br />
OF<br />
MYSTERY<br />
Everybody’s favourite snaggle-toothed secret agent is back on screens July 26 for Austin Powers<br />
in Goldmember, when Mike Myers again steps into the crushed velvet leisurewear of the shag-happy spy,<br />
not to mention the grey Nehru jacket of bad guy Dr. Evil. But wait, there’s more! The SNL alum and Canadian<br />
ex-pat also plays the title villain and reprises his role as corpulent criminal Fat Bastard.<br />
Can’t wait for Goldmember? That’s okay. You can replay the best parts of the first two films, International Man<br />
of Mystery and The Spy Who Shagged Me, through the magic of multiple choice trivia questions. Yeah, baby!<br />
Mike Myers and Beyonce<br />
Knowles in Goldmember<br />
1. Fat Bastard claims to have eaten:<br />
a) a live cow<br />
b) Skinny Bastard<br />
c) a baby<br />
d) his own weight in bacon fat<br />
2. Dr. Evil’s giant laser is known as:<br />
a) The Alan Parsons Project<br />
b) The Blair Witch Project<br />
c) Jethro Tull<br />
d) Laser Zeppelin<br />
3. Austin is only scared of nuclear war and:<br />
a) toothpaste<br />
b) dust bunnies<br />
c) clowns<br />
d) carny folk<br />
4. In the airline version of International<br />
Man of Mystery Alotta Fagina’s name is<br />
changed to:<br />
a) Agent Triple-X<br />
b) Pussy Galore<br />
WHAT’S IT ABOUT?<br />
Things get going when Dr. Evil and his<br />
sidekick Mini-Me bust out of the big<br />
house, and hook up with the arch-criminal<br />
Goldmember in a fiendish plot to kidnap<br />
Austin’s father, played by Michael Caine.<br />
So Austin, naturally, travels back in time<br />
to 1975 in search of help from the leggy<br />
afro-ed crimefighter Foxy Cleopatra, better<br />
known to music fans as Beyonce Knowles<br />
of Destiny’s Child.<br />
famous 20 | july 2002<br />
c) Alotta Fagina-Arquette<br />
d) Alotta Cleafage<br />
5. The word “fembot” was first coined:<br />
a) on The Bionic Woman<br />
b) in JFK’s inaugural address<br />
c) on Saturday Night Live<br />
d) by Betty Friedan in The Feminine Mystique<br />
6. As a child, Dr. Evil spent his<br />
summers in:<br />
a) Kuala Lumpur<br />
b) traction<br />
c) Rangoon<br />
d) hibernation<br />
7. According to Ivana Humpalot,<br />
Russians keep warm by:<br />
a) having glorious, proletarian sex<br />
b) playing chess<br />
c) working at the tractor factory<br />
d) eating their young<br />
8. Dr. Evil is widely believed to be an<br />
impersonation of:<br />
a) Moses Znaimer<br />
b) Lorne Michaels<br />
c) Ming the Merciless, impersonating<br />
Elmer Fudd<br />
d) Moses Znaimer, impersonating<br />
Lorne Michaels<br />
9. The British release of International Man of<br />
Mystery was edited so that it did not mention:<br />
a) Mad Cow disease<br />
b) shagging<br />
c) the Irish<br />
d) the divorce of Prince Charles and Lady Diana
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