I The Frank Kelley Roast - Wilmington Town Crier
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14W TOWN CRIER - WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 10, 2005<br />
<strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Kelley</strong> <strong>Roast</strong><br />
FROM PAGE 1<br />
art of eraser-dodging in Mr.<br />
<strong>Kelley</strong>'s class, even when he<br />
was asleep.<br />
President of the well-repre-<br />
sented Class of 1961. "Muds" led<br />
the hall in singing Happy<br />
Birthday to "One-L," Loyd<br />
Carney. Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong> opined that<br />
Carney was older that<br />
Methuselah, because they sang<br />
Happy Birthday to him every<br />
day for two years.<br />
Jack Cashing was a member<br />
of that class. When he got up to<br />
take his pokes at Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong>, he<br />
told of taking two years of alge-<br />
bra - Algebra I twice. Finally<br />
he passed it on the third try.<br />
By the time he reached his<br />
senior year, he was done with<br />
Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong>. -<br />
Jack was the photo editor for<br />
the yearbook. <strong>The</strong>n the class<br />
advisors both resigned, and<br />
guess who became the new<br />
advisor Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong>.<br />
"All these years, I've called<br />
him Mr <strong>Kelley</strong>. Well, tonight,<br />
it's <strong>Frank</strong>ie. Hi, <strong>Frank</strong>ie! How<br />
are ya, Krankie?!"<br />
Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong> has always had a<br />
reputation for unorthodox<br />
methods of recruiting students<br />
to run in his track program.<br />
Fbr many years, there was a<br />
large cut-out of a kid in a track<br />
uniform hanging on the bulletin<br />
board in the back of his class-<br />
room. Next to it would be a sign<br />
reading, "Want to pass math?"<br />
Heidi (Wiberg) Hastings told<br />
how she approached Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong>,<br />
wanting to run track, 50-yard<br />
sprints. He said she would have<br />
to run cross country for train-<br />
ing. And then winter track,<br />
only there were no girls run-<br />
ning winter track, and no 50-<br />
yard dash.<br />
He was.a strict chaperone. If<br />
kids went down to the <strong>Town</strong><br />
Park at night to . . . whatever,<br />
Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong> might be there to<br />
send them home. "It was worse<br />
than the police!" Hastings said.<br />
"What other teacher would do<br />
that? He was so committed!"<br />
Hastings said she saw him<br />
wring a couple of earlobes.<br />
"Not pretty!"<br />
Riding on* the team bus to a<br />
track meet, she had sat down in<br />
the back of the bus. But before<br />
the trip started, Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong><br />
ordered her to sit up front with<br />
him. He wasn't having any part<br />
of boys sitting with girls on his<br />
bus.<br />
On the night of the senior<br />
prom Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong>'s car broke<br />
down. But when students<br />
o," f ered help, he wouldn't allow<br />
•it. "Tie, kids had to get home,<br />
because they had a track meet<br />
the next day!<br />
Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong> hated kids having<br />
cars, Hastings said. If they had<br />
a car, they had to work to sup-<br />
port it, and that meant they<br />
couldn't run track.<br />
Irene Sharp Brennan said she<br />
preceded him as a teacher at<br />
<strong>Wilmington</strong> High by 14 years.<br />
When they built the high<br />
school, everything from the old<br />
school ended up in Room 103,<br />
which had two closets. But it<br />
was her room — until they<br />
hired Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong>.<br />
"And you know who won," she<br />
said.<br />
She said she offered to make<br />
him a wedding cake if he ever<br />
married. She's been waiting for<br />
34 years.<br />
Shem Krey spoke "on behalf<br />
of a ton of Kreys." He said he<br />
didn't have Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong> in math<br />
or track, but remembered sit-<br />
ting in a Latin class with him, a<br />
memory which escaped every-<br />
one, including Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong>.<br />
"You taught me what agricola<br />
meant — a farmer, a man out<br />
standing in his field," said<br />
Krey. "And you are a man out-<br />
standing in your field."<br />
Eleanor Demos said she saw<br />
Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong> in church. He said<br />
he was making a deal with God.<br />
If you let my team win, I'll go<br />
to church, he said.<br />
But then, the team lost, and<br />
he would still go to church.<br />
When she asked him why, he<br />
said he was there arguing with<br />
Him, because they lost.<br />
Television reporter David<br />
Boeri said he's covered a lot of<br />
mobsters in his work. But this<br />
is the guy they call the<br />
Godfather of Track. He voted to<br />
the right of Attilla the Hun.<br />
Boeri told of Miss Murphy<br />
playing some Confederate<br />
music for a U.S. history class.<br />
<strong>The</strong> door from the next class-<br />
room opened, and Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong><br />
marched in with his class, with<br />
everyone carrying U.S. flags.<br />
"He was there cheering Moses<br />
and the Israelites across the<br />
CONTINUED PAGE 13<br />
FIRST AND LAST: Heidi Wiberg Hastings gave the first speech at the <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Kelley</strong> <strong>Roast</strong> on<br />
Friday night. When she was the only girlon the boy's cross country team (there was no girl's team<br />
at the time) and happened to come in last in a meet, Mr. <strong>Kelley</strong> would put his arm around her and<br />
say, "You know, Heidi, the boys are supposed to chase the girls." (Maureen Lamoureux photo)<br />
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Cause of death<br />
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TEWKSBURY - A 14-year old<br />
Medford cheerleader died on<br />
Tuesday following a routine<br />
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Ashley Burns was thrown into<br />
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state that Burns did not hit the<br />
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"She landed, she didn't feel<br />
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press conference. "We're not<br />
sure what her injuries are or<br />
whether she had a pre-existing<br />
condition."<br />
Burns was up and talking fol-<br />
lowing the incident, but was<br />
complaining of discomfort in<br />
the abdominal area. She<br />
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ported her to Saints Memorial<br />
Hospital in Lowell. She was<br />
pronounced dead at the hospital<br />
at 6:00 p.m.<br />
Tewksbury fire Chief Richard<br />
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press conference, that an<br />
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"A blunt injury could cause<br />
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