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April, 1918 ELECTRICAL EXPERIMENTER<br />

Phoney Patents<br />

Under this heading are publisht electrical or mechanical ideas which<br />

our clever inventors, for reasons best known to themselves, have as yet<br />

not patented. We furthermore call attention to our celebrated Phoney<br />

Patent Offizz for the relief of all suffering daffy inventors in this country<br />

as well as for the entire universe. nwco vnl I THPFF<br />

We are revolutionizing the Patent business and OFFER YOU lHKht<br />

DOLLARS ($3.00) FOR THE BEST PATENT. If you take your Phoney<br />

Patent to Washington, they charge you $20.00 for the initial fee and then_<br />

PHONEY PATENT OFFIZZ<br />

853<br />

you haven't a smell of the Patent yet. After they have allowed the Patent,<br />

you must pay another $20.00 as a final fee. That's $40.00! WE<br />

PAY YOU $3.00 and grant you a Phoney Patent in the bargain, so you<br />

have $43.00!! When sending in your Phoney Patent application,<br />

be sure that it is as daffy as a lovesick bat. <strong>The</strong> daffier, the better.<br />

Simple sketches and a short description will help our staff of Phoney<br />

Patent examiners to issue a Phoney Patent on your invention in a<br />

jiffy. .<br />

Prize Winner. BOCHE SNEEZO KILLER. This simple and albeit cheap idea should find immediate favor with the Allied commanders. It's<br />

the only guaranteed, sure-fire modus operandi by which to break the Hindenburg line. On a nice dark night the Allied trench Inmates deposit<br />

a fine, large heap of "sneezo" powder In no-man's land, at intervals of 100 feet. On top of the trench set a large 500 H. P. electric<br />

fan. Turn the switch. Oh! Gazukal <strong>The</strong> Germany army sneezes Itself to death—the 'Reserves"—Oh! they're kept busy bringing up<br />

handkerchief reinforcements! Inventor, Paul F. Hennlng, Harrison, Pa.<br />

GAXriLLui

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