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march, 1968 - Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission

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When I first started fishing with a spinning rod my husb<strong>and</strong><br />

Jim explained to me about casting with the forearm<br />

not the entire arm, about holding the rod tip at 2 o'clock<br />

<strong>and</strong> casting till the tip finished at 10 o'clock. Well, I cast<br />

With my rod tip pointed at 12 o'clock finish with it as 6<br />

o'clock, the line leaves my reel <strong>and</strong> goes thru the guides<br />

like the mating song of a love sick bull moose <strong>and</strong> l<strong>and</strong>s<br />

three feet in front of me.<br />

After repeated attempts to unsnarl it, I slyly turn my<br />

back (to get out of the glare of the sun) <strong>and</strong> removing the<br />

swivel, bubble <strong>and</strong> flies, I proceed to clip off the mess <strong>and</strong><br />

either hide it in some adjoining bush or in my pocket.<br />

When asked if I need any help, I lie like a trooper <strong>and</strong><br />

answer that I've got the tangles out. I can safely bet that<br />

I m the only person in Schuylkill County that requires new<br />

line on her reel after each fishing trip.<br />

When Jim has hooked a trout I st<strong>and</strong> by <strong>and</strong> offer him<br />

sage advice like "keep the rod tip bent, keep the line<br />

tight, don't horse him <strong>and</strong> don't scare him with the net."<br />

"ve heard some of his friends (my enemies) remark to<br />

each other, "See what fun you miss when you don't bring<br />

your wife along." Insulting remarks scamper thru my<br />

brain but I reply with the remark that sarcasm ill becomes<br />

one who can't even have a baby. All men on lake or stream<br />

look with silent contempt on any female that has invaded<br />

bis sacred domain.<br />

Now then, when I'm bass or pickerel fishing, that's another<br />

thing. My line stays fairly neat on the reel because<br />

the weight of my plug helps rather than hinders. But beware<br />

of all low overhanging branches, jutting rocks or other<br />

fellow humans.<br />

If I'm walking <strong>and</strong> fishing the shore line my technique<br />

is atrocious. I try to remain ahead or behind my husb<strong>and</strong><br />

so he can't see the things I do. If I've tried casting down<br />

the shore line as sure as God made apples, I'm certain to<br />

bave casted up instead of down. Up in the air that is.<br />

I always seem to be in a tree. They come out of nowhere<br />

to ensnarl me. I just can't cast underh<strong>and</strong>, or easy, or right.<br />

MARCH—<strong>1968</strong><br />

I've learned a lot of easy ways to remove my plug from a<br />

branch ten feet up in the air or from twigs <strong>and</strong> rocks sticking<br />

ten feet out from shore. I could but I won't tell you<br />

of some of my devious ways as I'm thinking of having them<br />

patented. If Jim comes upon me sitting <strong>and</strong> asks why I'm<br />

not fishing, I tell him the spot was so beautiful I thought I'd<br />

enjoy the scenery <strong>and</strong> leave the fishing to him. I conceal<br />

the fact that I've lost my plug or broken the tip of my rod.<br />

When fishing from a boat I must say my fishing is an art<br />

in itself. I cast <strong>and</strong> my plug l<strong>and</strong>s beautifully right at the<br />

shore in a little pocket of a tree stump. I let the plug sit<br />

for a second <strong>and</strong> when I go to move it I have a d<strong>and</strong>y<br />

bass take the plug. Jim is singing my praises <strong>and</strong> the guys<br />

in the other boats look on with envy. My husb<strong>and</strong> is so<br />

proud that I haven't the heart to tell him that I was actually<br />

casting to the stump on the other side of the boat.<br />

Believe me, any fish I catch are pure luck, nothing else.<br />

It's as if the Good Lord Himself looks down from above<br />

<strong>and</strong> takes pity on me.<br />

In my opinion my husb<strong>and</strong> is the best fisherman there<br />

is, bar none. To watch him fish is a joy forever. It's a<br />

shame I have to tag along <strong>and</strong> spoil everyone's fun. I've<br />

taught him to criticize me with a smile on his face <strong>and</strong> to<br />

yell at me in a whisper. It's not easy to keep my Lithuanian<br />

temper dormant after being told "How the °#!"" i "&*? can<br />

you do such a dumb stupid thing?" in a bellow that can be<br />

heard for a two mile range. I don't mind constructive<br />

criticism—-but not while all the other fellows are looking<br />

on with satisfied smirks on their faces.<br />

When my husb<strong>and</strong> takes me fishing he's not like most<br />

men. I know some who leave their wives on the bank<br />

with the admonition "Now don't bother me." Mine st<strong>and</strong>s<br />

near <strong>and</strong> offers sympathy, advice <strong>and</strong> a third h<strong>and</strong> when<br />

needed, which is frequently. Not only will he render these<br />

services with kindness but a remark such as "Don't feel bad<br />

Honey, I did the same thing when I was learning," helps<br />

to a great degree.<br />

He has made fishing the sport that it is to me. We enjoy<br />

ourselves wholeheartedly while being sportsmen in turn.<br />

We are not meat fishermen but we do enjoy bringing the<br />

big ones back, if only to prove we aren't lying.<br />

But—<strong>and</strong> this is the important one ladies—don't expect<br />

any favor or special privileges when you do go. When a<br />

man puts a rod in his h<strong>and</strong>, he's not the same man you<br />

married. Remember how he held your arm to help you<br />

<strong>and</strong> held the branches back so you could pass? Lady, those<br />

days are gone.<br />

He's a mile ahead of you, hurrying to get to the good<br />

spots first. It doesn't matter that you're carrying your rod<br />

<strong>and</strong> tackle box <strong>and</strong> surely the lunch <strong>and</strong> thermos. You<br />

wanted to come so be treated like an equal <strong>and</strong> like it.<br />

Besides, you can retaliate when you get him home.<br />

I realize that all this must sound like a lot of mud to<br />

you now but in due time the fishing jargon such as a Quill<br />

Gordon tied on a #12 hook or a crazy crawler <strong>and</strong> hoola<br />

popper will become the same to you as "drop by teaspoon<br />

onto greased pan <strong>and</strong> bake at 350° for 10-13 minutes. It<br />

doesn't take long to acquire the slang <strong>and</strong> plenty of other<br />

colorful words too numerous to mention.<br />

So fellow females, leave your dishes in the sink <strong>and</strong> the<br />

beds unmade. Get that guy to buy you a license <strong>and</strong> don't<br />

feel bad if it takes you ten years to learn.<br />

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