George Tabori : The Cannibals - sebastian sommer
George Tabori : The Cannibals - sebastian sommer
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<strong>George</strong> <strong>Tabori</strong> : <strong>The</strong> <strong>Cannibals</strong><br />
Scene 1 (Scene 7 - Waiting (108-113))<br />
HELTAI It's eleven-thirty and twelve seconds. And let me assure<br />
you there are shadows outside, all over the compound,<br />
lying down, flat on their faces. Shadows from huts, from<br />
the watchtower, from the high-voltage fence – now there's<br />
a pretty shadow for you! – from the wheelbarrows piled<br />
with bodies. I think, I'm not sure, the sky is still there,<br />
streaked with smoke. Who is in the smoke today? Let us<br />
give thanks for being indoors.<br />
THE GYPSY How you talk.<br />
[Goes for HELTAI'S throat.]<br />
How long will it take?<br />
WEISS Don't rush me.<br />
HIRSCHLER He was only asking.<br />
WEISS A decent meal takes time.<br />
THE GYPSY All right, but how much time?<br />
WEISS Time.<br />
THE GYPSY One hour? Two hours?<br />
WEISS If you don't stop nagging me, I'll quit.<br />
LANG No offence meant, Mr. Weiss.<br />
HELTAI No one wants you to quit, Mr. Weiss.<br />
THE GYPSY I've asked you a question, you might as well answer it.<br />
HIRSCHLER I must say. I've been to some of the finest restaurants in<br />
Europe, but I never had to wait this long for anything, not<br />
even a soufflé.<br />
THE GYPSY What was that you just said?<br />
HIRSCHLER Soufflé.<br />
THE GYPSY What kind of Soufflé?<br />
HIRSCHLER I don't remember.<br />
THE GYPSY [Strangling him] Remember, you bastard!<br />
HIRSCHLER I think it was a cheese soufflé.<br />
ALL [Whispering] Soufflé … soufflé … soufflé …<br />
HIRSCHLER PEACHES!<br />
[A silence.]<br />
THE GYPSY Liverwurst!<br />
WEISS Muffins! Toasted English muffins!<br />
[<strong>The</strong>y giggle in delight.]<br />
LANG [Cries out] Fettuccine con insalata verde!<br />
[Ooohs! and Ahhs!]<br />
WEISS Omelette, the prince of Denmark!<br />
[Laughter.]<br />
LANG [Playing with himself] With what?<br />
WEISS Mushrooms!<br />
LANG Oh God!<br />
WEISS And garlic toast!<br />
LANG Call me <strong>The</strong>o!<br />
WEISS Green peppers!<br />
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LANG I'm coming, I'm coming!<br />
[Applause. <strong>The</strong> GYPSY jumps on top of the table.]<br />
THE GYPSY Entertainment! Watch me! Watch the Notorious-Never-To-<br />
Be-Solved-Liverwurst-Murder-Case! Jingle-jangle, forty<br />
cents! I sold my yellow shoes this morning. I loved my<br />
yellow shoes! So tight and bright they went Zzz-zzz.<br />
[Struts about.] Zizzz-zizzz!<br />
You could hear me for miles in the village!<br />
And all the whores went Ooooh! and Aahh!<br />
And “Here comes Laci Rácz the Fifteenth!<br />
In this brand-new yellow kid-leather shoes!”<br />
This is my knife. <strong>The</strong>se are my naked feet.<br />
And this is winter.<br />
[Appoints HIRSCHLER.]<br />
This is the snow.<br />
[Appoints HELTAI.]<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is the cold wind.<br />
[Appoints HAAS.]<br />
This is the city of fat men.<br />
[Appoints the audience.]<br />
And there is the grocer.<br />
[Appoints WEISS.]<br />
<strong>The</strong>re's the window, and here's the liverwurst.<br />
[Appoints LANG.]<br />
I stood outside for hours, looking at it.<br />
Hello, liverwurst.<br />
LANG I don't recall meeting you.<br />
THE GYPSY You're beautiful.<br />
LANG I don't converse with strangers.<br />
THE GYPSY <strong>The</strong> wind was much louder.<br />
HAAS Shshshshshshsh!<br />
THE GYPSY Good evening, Mr. Grocer. Got any liverwurst?<br />
WEISS No begging.<br />
THE GYPSY I've got money. Jingle-jangle.<br />
WEISS In that case I've got liverwurst.<br />
THE GYPSY That's the way it goes.<br />
WEISS That's the way it goes.<br />
THE GYPSY Let me see the liverwurst.<br />
WEISS Here you are, boy.<br />
THE GYPSY It's beautiful.<br />
WEISS You can say that again.<br />
THE GYPSY How much?<br />
WEISS One-fifty a pound.<br />
THE GYPSY What's the matter, you want to die rich?<br />
WEISS Listen, you're my first costumer today.<br />
THE GYPSY How much for forty cents?<br />
WEISS About this much.<br />
THE GYPSY Please, Mr. Grocer, show it to me exact.<br />
WEISS Don't worry, I'll cut you a nice piece for forty cents.<br />
THE GYPSY I sold my yellow shoes this morning.<br />
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WEISS Things are rough for everyone.<br />
THE GYPSY Not everyone.<br />
WEISS You talk nice and easy, boy, or I'll throw you out on your<br />
ass.<br />
THE GYPSY Watch it, Mr. Grocer, I've been walking up and down this<br />
city for two days, and it's winter. Who lives here, tell me?<br />
Stones? Now if you're going to be a stone, d'you know<br />
what I do to stones? I carve my name in stones.<br />
WEISS If you only have forty cents – [Brings HAAS forward.] buy a<br />
piece of baloney.<br />
THE GYPSY I ain't coming through to you, Mr. Grocer. I don't want to<br />
play in the Royal Opera House. I don't want to fuck Betty<br />
Grable. I neither want baloney. I want liverwurst. Usually<br />
my head is full of interesting possibilities – flowers –<br />
palaces – tropical storms – ladies with long red hair. But<br />
these last two weeks it's got nothing in it except liverwurst.<br />
WEISS Look, I'll cut you a nice piece, a piece like this for forty<br />
cents.<br />
THE GYPSY That all?<br />
WEISS That all.<br />
THE GYPSY No, Mr. Grocer, here is where you cut it.<br />
WEISS You must be in a humorous mood.<br />
THE GYPSY You know what it's like out there without shoes?<br />
WEISS It's winter.<br />
THE GYPSY <strong>The</strong> sparrows are dying.<br />
WEISS <strong>The</strong>n eat sparrows.<br />
[<strong>The</strong> GYPSY plunges his knife into WEISS several times.]<br />
THE OTHERS Run! Run! - Murder! Robbery! Police! - It's getting late! -<br />
Keep out of this! - Run! - Let him finish! Let him eat! Let<br />
him have his liverwurst!<br />
THE GYPSY [Carrying LANG] I was never caught! Vanished<br />
mysteriously! Description in all the papers! Tall – black –<br />
handsome – barefoot! – Hid in the freightyard with the<br />
liverwurst! [Raises LANG as if he were the host.] Christ has<br />
risen! Christ has risen! [Starts singing. Others join in. THE<br />
GYPSY dumps LANG on the table.]<br />
THE OTHERS Go on! Do it! Do it now!<br />
THE GYPSY My head is usually full of interesting ideas. Flowers –<br />
palaces – tropical storms – ladies with long red hair – but<br />
that time I ate – I ate all night long.<br />
[He pretends to eat LANG. <strong>The</strong> others watch him.]<br />
HIRSCHLER My God, he eats talented.<br />
HELTAI One of the most talented eaters I've ever seen!<br />
[HAAS croaks.]<br />
HIRSCHLER Give me a piece.<br />
THE GYPSY No.<br />
HIRSCHLER One small piece.<br />
THE GYPSY Go away.<br />
[<strong>The</strong> others start grabbing imaginary bits of the liverwurst. <strong>The</strong> GYPSY<br />
tries to fend them off. <strong>The</strong>y eat. <strong>The</strong>y stop eating.]<br />
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HELTAI It's not the same.<br />
HIRSCHLER Something's missing.<br />
THE GYPSY [In tears] It ain't what it used to be.<br />
[Sadly, they start singing.]<br />
ALL YES! We have no bananas.<br />
We have no bananas today.<br />
We've string beans and HON-ions,<br />
Cab-BAH-ges and scallions<br />
And all kinds of fruit, and say<br />
We have an old fashioned to-MAH-to,<br />
Long Island po-TAH-to,<br />
But YES! We have no bananas.<br />
We have no bananas today.<br />
Yes we have no bananas,<br />
We have no bananas today.<br />
THE GYPSY [Steps forward, bows to the audience.] He was Laci Rácz<br />
the Fifteenth, why, because there were fourteen other Laci<br />
Ráczes. He played before all the crowned heads of<br />
Europe. Titled ladies sat at his feet. He was a great artist:<br />
when he did a glissando not a cunt remained dry. He didn't<br />
know what he was doing among all those fucking Jews –<br />
excuse me! – He didn't care what he ate as long as he ate.<br />
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<strong>George</strong> <strong>Tabori</strong> : <strong>The</strong> <strong>Cannibals</strong><br />
Scene 2 (Scene 8 - <strong>The</strong> return of Uncle (114-115))<br />
HELTAI [Rises suddenly, massaging his head] Milk!<br />
THE GYSPY [Lets go of UNCLE] What, what, what?<br />
HELTAI Milk. [Sits down again.]<br />
HIRSCHLER What's that?<br />
HELTAI I forgot.<br />
[HAAS croaks, hits his breasts, mimes a hungry baby. <strong>The</strong> others<br />
understand what he is doing and join in. HAAS shows a bottle, asks<br />
LANG to lie down on the table like a baby. LANG lies down and starts<br />
crying. HAAS mimes a young mother giving baby the bottle. LANG<br />
pushes the bottle away, several times, cries. HAAS shows the<br />
mother's naked breasts, sits down, takes LANG in his arms and<br />
gives him the breast. LANG drinks, calms immediately. HAAS cradles<br />
him softly, starts to hum croaky - a sleeping song. All the others<br />
join in, hum and sing silently. LANG sucks his thumb, mimes the<br />
sleeping baby. HAAS beds LANG tenderly on the table, fetches a<br />
blanket, covers LANG up. <strong>The</strong>n he suddenly turns away, steps<br />
forward.<br />
HAAS [Bows to the audience] He was political. He didn't like to<br />
be spat in the face. You could hit him, you could kick him,<br />
but you couldn't spit in his face. Well, we all have our little<br />
idiosyncrasies. <strong>The</strong>y arrested him in the bus line 6 when<br />
he was carrying 2 kilogram of flyers on him. <strong>The</strong>y spat at<br />
him. He spat back and they got twice as much spit in their<br />
faces. <strong>The</strong>y broke his arms and legs systematically, burnt<br />
his testicles with a cheap cigar and smashed his larynx.<br />
He loved to sing. He had a beautiful voice.<br />
[Starts singing.]<br />
La donna è mobile<br />
Qual piuma al vento,<br />
Muta d'accento – e di pensiero.<br />
Sempre un amabile,<br />
Leggiadro viso,<br />
In pianto o in riso, - è menzognero.<br />
[Croaks as if hit in the throat.]<br />
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