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THE UNIVERSITY OF CALGARY GAUNTLET | VOLUME 48 | ISSUE NO. 12 | SEPTEMBER 13 | 2007
photo to the editor
“Untitled” by Katy Anderson
I
took this photo with a $35 Holga.
Holgas are shitty plastic toy cameras
that take 120 fi lm. Each one has it’s own
unique light leak. You should buy one.
Holga Inc. paid me to take this photo
to sell you their camera.
Anyone can submit an original photo to the editor.
Drop off your high-resolution photo along with your
name, contact information and a brief description
including type of camera (not exceeding 30 words)
to room 319 MacEwan Student Centre or email
photo@gauntlet.ucalgary.ca
Building Dreams news page 5
This week, we take a look at why the university payed a man in a dinosaus suit to
give you free breakfast cake Monday morning. Also! Travel—with words!—from
Alberta’s oil sands to the Domnican Republic and get into the U of C 101 debate.
It’s just like Nerf Crossfi re opinions page 15
Because all the other major media outlets are doing it, to remember September
11, we put two opposing viewpoints on the same page and let the readers draw
the same conclusions they had before! Wow, isn’t debate totally awesome? Also:
scammers, British assholes and plagiarists!
The world [wide web] is in peril!
web page 23
The Internet revolutionizes the way people are stealing your identity, followed by
anti-American alliteration.
contents
Sports is sporty. Kablamo! sports page 24
The Dinos didn’t do so well this week, but there are pictures of frisbees to make up
for it. Also, gymnasts!
A long time ago... academic probation page 29
Join us in our journey and let us be your guide to this post-literate age of taking the
piss out of classic tales in order to amuse ourselves and hopefully you. This week:
we explore passionate love, a dangerous love, a forbidden love. Kisses!