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Daniel T.
Roach
The class of 1996 would like to dedicate this year's
yearbook to Daniel T. Roach. Throughout our four years
at St. Andrew's, Mr. Roach has been a central figure in
our lives. Brilliant and captivating in the classroom, Mr.
Roach motivates his students to work hard. Outside in the
classroom Mr. Roach has been a father to us all. He is
always willing to lend out his few precious moments of
free time: he never fails to give us a listening ear and a
helping hand. Mr. Roach continues to demonstrate his
dedication to us through his constant care and concern.
St. Andrew's has been truly blessed by the presence of Tad
Roach. The senior class will miss him greatly next year
and wish him the best of luck as the fourth headmaster of
St. Andrew's. It is our only hope that we may come across
more Tad Roaches as we traverse the shores beyond St.
Andrew's.
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Bob Stegeman
In the light of his tireless efforts as a
teacher in and ou of the classroom, the class
of 1996 dedicates this year's yearbook to Bob
Stegeman.
Inside the classroom, Mr. Stegeman is as
supportive and open as he is well read. He has
a unique and great love for History, which he
has fostered in his students since 1978. He has
made a profound impact upon the History
Department itself, and his contributions to
academics at Saint Andrew's countless.

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Third Form
On the first day of school, the
Third Form was lucky to have the
unique bonding experience of a visit
to Echo Hill Outdoor School. There
they learned the names of the faces
that were so unfamiliar and began to
build the friendships that will remain
with them forever. This was
just the very beginning of the adventures
that await them here. After
settling in and adjusting to their
busy schedules, the third formers
are thriving in their new environment.
From academics to athletics to
music and the arts, they have already
paved their way for their future
at St. Andrew's.
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IONT BOW (From left to right): Saunders, Walter, Keeley, M., Smith H., Vaughn, Amapindi, Wun, A., Fontanilla, Atwater, Lowa, Green,
ster, C., Marvel, Bugg, Holderness. SECOND ROW: Bell, Devine, Jenkins, S., Gray, Vassalotti, McDonough, Hovan, Crow, Sykes, Smith, C.,
atkins, Hance, duPont, Cowan, Cuervo, Mones, D., Goray, Barker, N., Awantang, Laramy, M. Counts, THIRD ROW: Phillips, Jewell, Pietras,
irrington, B., Johnson, B., Ward, Leonard, Heckman, Mr. Caldwell. LAST ROW: Connell, Baldwin, Wilson, Moneta, C., Rochester, Breakwell,
•mstock, Downs.
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Fourth Form
This year's fourth formers started
the year by meeting with the
Blairstown group. The counselors
from Blairstown helped us start out
our year as a cohesive group with a
series of games, trust walks, and
ropes course. Many sophomores
found the experience to be a fun and
easy way to get to know the new
members of the fourth form. Form
presidents Lizette Klussmann and
Michael Evans, and vice presidents
Jenell Williams and James Jenkins,
worked hard to organize fund raisers
for the winter term semi-formal.
Pizza sales and a Parents Weekend
car wash were the biggest hits of the
year financially, and in terms of the
form unity they provided. The fourth
formers are especially thankful for
all the hard work Mrs. Bride and Mr.
Denning put into making this year
so successful. Their enthusiasm, patience,
and willingness to always
help out, made our fourth form year
a year to remember.

TOM ROW (left to right): Ballard, Miller, C., Potter, Cohan, Forney, Smith, T.. Willis, A., Stenbeck, Battle, Deas, Claypoole, Mowbray,
an, O'Brien, Tholand. SECOND ROW: Denning, M., Baer, L., Klussmann, Williams, J., Etherington, Caruthers, Schneider, Calder, Eliz,
sn, Trindle, Close, Myers, S., Satterfield, Jones, Bride, M. MIDDLE ROW: Hirsh, Watson, Espiritu, Graves, Frantz, Dharmadhikari, Bourne,
r. FOURTH ROW; Charlton, Budwig, Harney, Brathwaite, Cho, Kellogg, Cordeiro, Rohrbach, Thomas, N., Newkirk, Bair, A. TOP ROW:
lolds, F., Everhart, Orban, Hazelton, Carrington, Cox, Jenkins, Burnam, Granum, Keyser, Davis, Maxfield, Malloch, Chopek, Morley,
ire, Evans, Burnette, Stephens, J., Baker, Lynskey, Middleton, Reynolds, S.
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Fifth Form
The Fifth Form has proven itself
to be a remarkable addition to the
Saint Andrew's community. The
Class of '97 has remained virtually
unscathed as one unified group since
the first days of September in 1993,
In fact, over the course of our time at
St. Andrew's, the Class of '97 has lost
only two members. The additions to
our form which came at the beginning
of Sophomore and Junior years
brought our unity and diversity to
even greater levels.
With the help of our form advisors,
Mr. DeSalvo and Ms. Twomey, the
Fifth Form has taken on many ambitious
projects with great success. As
trendsetters in pizza sales and pioneers
in the second wave of
Halloweekends (the Halloweekend
ban was lifted this year,) the Fifth
Form has prove that when unified,
there is little that it cannot accomplish.
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)NT ROW: Ms, Twomey, Wafle, Hirst, Dormer, Poster, Siebert, Forbes, Reese, Koch, Riley, Edwards, Wright, Ferrell, Laffitte, Williams, A.,
nandez. Waters, SECOND ROW: Bass, Menei, Alexander, Thomson, Digges, Keeley, Bohannon, Jackson, Pfeiffer, Fling, Lehman, Carrow,
er, Kieffer, Herr, Veghte, Mr. Desalvo, Craighill, THIRD ROW: Bures, Coleman, Kennedy, Willey, Cox, Rockwell, Williams, T., Brayton,
•d, Blake, Sayre, White, Geenlee, Gable, Torio, Carson, Landay, TOP ROW: Durkin, McEvoy, Grant, Robinsin, Turner, Johnson, Trumbauer,
kh, Hutton, Hamilton, Bullard, Moneta, Pinch, Saddleton, Stephens, Barnes, Smith, Benyam, Wun, Rayner, Ramos.
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Sixth Form
Four score and three years ago,
the '92-'93 III form was one of the
smallest classes ever. No one
thought that Will Porter would grow
past 4' 11" or that our class would
rise up to be one of the most outstanding
senior classes ever. Although
a very studious form, (with a
plethora of National Merit Whatevers)
we have also used our imagination
and creativity to improve student
life as a whole at SAS.
The seniors manipulated human
nature to make crush sales one of the
most successful fundraisers ever. Every
weekend we dedicated our time
to feeding and visiting the homeless
shelter in Wilmington. It was fun
and nice and good. Our prom was
first rate thanks to the unity of this
class.
Although we have had a somewhat
checkered past, (we've lost 12
people in three years) this form has
made the most of its experience here.
We will all have our memories of or
our time here, whether it's late night
English parties on Vorhees or late
night chats across the gully. Because
of our class' diversity and drive, we
will always be remembered here at
good 'ole SAS.

STEELING (L-R): MeAlpin, Hargrove, FIRST ROW: Handy, Myers, D., Raffetto, Arce, Hamner, Eraser, Harrington, K., Keevil, Chang, Porter,
lane, Snyder, Elliott. SECOND ROW: Mrs. Denning, Jensen, Koprowski, Stephens, B., Cull, Horner, Doherty, Thomas, A., Willis, L., Hunton,
debottom, Nicklin, Bozick, Kratovil, Reid, Allen, Bowman, Crawley, Eakin, Robin. THIRD ROW: Mr. Matusow, Thompson, Miller, N, McCann,
inders, Short, Douglas, McCarthy, Higgins, Mones, N., Love. FOURTH RIGHT: Everts, McElroy, Bostic, Smith, D. Freeman. FIFTH ROW:
cCarty, Wood, Garner, Parsons, Stinson, Wright, B., Moore, Kim, Heinle, Rickert, Reeve, Mazzocco, Wolf, Parker, Morison, Barker, N. Colder,
•., Slater, Laramy, T.
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FRONT ROW: Ms. Schickel. Ms. LeBlanc, Ms. Roach, Ms. McTaggart, Ms. Denning, Ms. Bride, Ms. Twomey. SECOND ROW: Ms. Roche
O'Brien, Mrs. O'Brien, Mr. Liefeld, Ms. Profaci, Ms. Hewlett, Mrs. Johnson, Mr. DeSalvo. THIRD ROW: Mr. Leal, Mr. Denning, M
Stegeman, Ms. Hanover, Mr. Kunz, Mr. Kemer, Mr. Wang, Ms. Matouk, Ms. Caldwell, Mrs. Wolf, Ms. Sharkey, Mr. Lieb. FOURTH H
Mr. Austin. Mr. Rue, Mr. Higgins, Mr. Odden, Mr. Bates, Mrs. Mein, Mr. Walker, Mr. Caldwell, Mr. Colburn, Mr. R. Stegeman, Ms. M
Mr. Hyde. BACK ROW: Mr. Gilheany, Mr. Matusow, Mr. Cheban, Mr. Sturtevant, Mr. Brooke, Mr. Brown, Mr. Smith, Mr. McLean,
Roach.
It is a well known fact that the only
people more demented than the student
body are those insane few who
teach us, code named (fittingly enough)
"The Teachers". Yes, it takes a special
few to actually agree to being exiled
with a rowdy, obnoxious hoard of immature
twits for nine months (but
enough about Mr. Austin and Mr.
Hyde). You would either need to look in
the circus or in jail to find a more
varied band of hooligans than is represented
in our beloved faculty. And we
do love them for it. Although "love"
isn't among the four-letter words you
would be thinking after your Chemistry
teacher hands you back a test with
a big, fat "forty" slapped on it, you
must admit that it is an acquired affection.
Were it not for Mr. Brooke, we
couldn't spend our Saturday evenings
puking our troubles (and dinner) away
while watching those obscure, appallingly
putrid films he proudly chooses
himself. Were it not for Ms. Roche,
Latin would be dead. No! I mean really
dead (speaking of dead, never go hit-forhit
with Mrs. Caldwell). And were it not
for Chebe's rousing improvisations of
"Free Bird", "Happy Birthday", and
other liturgical favorites during
Wednesday-night chapel, even more
people would be asleep. Indeed, we
would be lost without 'em.
But about those red pants, Mr.
Colburn . . .
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Headmaster's Office
rs. Loessner, Mr. O'Brien, Mrs. Sill.
Registrar's Office
FRONT ROW: Mrs. Nelson, Mrs. Samson. BACK ROW: Mr. Higgins, Mr.
Sturtevant.
History Department
Mr. Hyde, Mr. Denning, Ms. Mein, Mr.
Bates, Mr. Stegeman. Missing from
picture: Ms. Chilton.
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English
Department
FRONT ROW: Ms. Caldwell, Mr. Sturtevant,
Ms. Matouk, Mrs. Roach. BACK ROW: Mr.
Smith, Mr. Austin, Mr. Rue, Mr. Roach, Mr. P
O'Brien.
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Science
Department
Mr. Odden, Mr. Higgins, Ms. Schickel, Ms.
Olsen, Mr, Kemer, Mr. McLean, Mr.
Colburn.
Math Department
Mr. Wang, Mr. Stegeman, Mr. Brown, Ms.
Sharkey, Mr. DeSalvo, Mr. Leib, Ms.
LeBlanc, Mr. Higgins.
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Religion Department Modern Language Department
Mr, Kunz, Ms. Hewlett, Mr. Gilheany, Mrs. Mein. Mrs. Johnson, Ms. Twomey, Mrs. Denning, Ms. Bride, Mr. Matusow.
Classical Language
Department
Ms. Roche
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Library
Ms. Hanover, Mr. Liefeld, Mrs. Trabaudo
Arts Department
Front Row: Mr. Cheban. Back Row: Ms.
McTaggart, Mr. Brooke, Mr. Leal, Mr.
Walker.
Development Office
(Clockwise from Top): Mrs. Dillman, Ms. Faircbild, Mrs. Mackie
Mrs. Bell, Mrs. Holveck, Ms. Profaci, Mrs. Dugan.

Chaplaincy Team
FRONT ROW: Mr. DeSalvo, Mr.
Kunz, Mr, Cheban. BACK ROW: Ms.
Hewlett, Ms. McTaggart.
Housekeeping
Staff
Mr. S. Simmons, Ms. Huffman, Ms.
Staats, Mr. T. Simmons, Ms. Taylor,
Ms. Watson, Mr. Brown, Mr. Vasquez,
Mr. Knots, Mr. Forcesea.
Maintenance Staff
Mr. Morales, Mr. Borkus, Mr, Perry,
Mr. Mott, Mr, Wilson, Mr. Carter, Mr.
Staats, Mr. Rauley, Mr. Connolly.

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Admissions Office
Emma Louise, Mrs. O'Brien, Ms.
Hanover, Mr. Hyde, Mrs. WMtlock, Mr.
Caldwell.
School Office
Mrs. Odden, Mrs. Abbot
Business Office
Mr. MeBride, Mrs. Mannering, Mrs.
Simendinger, Ms. Henson, Mrs. Wilson

Infirmary
Mrs. Beaston, Mrs. Wolf, Mrs. Mathers.
Day Food Service
Front Row: Peggy Bowser, Jeff Barlow,
John Gula, Jean Woods. Back Row: John
lorizzo, Malcolm Tiller, Celestine Woods,
Andrea Gula.
Night Food
Service
Front Row: Sarah Price, Mary Boring,
Carol Probst, Jenn Crowe. Back Row:
John Gula, Sean Beamer, Jeff Barlow,
Justiaa Jones, Jenn Harris, Donna
Knaver, Kerry Malone.
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Front Row: Moneta, C., Ward, Smith, C., Watkins, Phillips, Gorny. Second Row: Hance, Pietras, Sykes,
Leonard, Jenkins, S., Breakweli Third Row: Gray, Baldwin, Downs, Jewell, Connell, Vassalotti, Wilson,
Rochester. Back Row: Parsons, Moore, Rickert.
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Fleir
Top Row: Cowan, McDonough, Hovan. Second Row: Harrington, B., Cuervo, Crow, Comstock. Bottom
Row: DuPont, Wolf, Reeve, Heekman, Mones, D.

Upper
Pell
Sitting on Floor: Holderness, Fraser, Koprowski. Sitting
in Chair: Atwater, Green, Vaughn, Standing: Laramy, M.,
Foster, C., Marvel, Amapindi.
Clockwise from Top: Wun, A., Fontanilla, Awantang, Smith, H., Keeley, M., Saunders, Harrington, K.,
Counts, Barker, Nin., Devine, Lowa, McAlpin, Walter, Bell, Douglas, Short, Bugg.

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Maxfield, Hirsh, Thomas, McCarty, Thomas, N., Hazelton, Davis, McElroy,
Kellogg, Newkirk, Burnette, Rohrbach, Smith, D., Reynolds, F., Cordiero,
Jenkins, Wood, Reynolds, S., Bair, Bourne, Freeman, Everhart, Baer.
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Front Row: Cho, Frantz, Stephens, J., Malloch, DeWire, Burnam, Keyser, Morley, Carrington, Granum, Everts,
dleton, Brathwaite. Second Row: Baker, Kim, Chopek, Cox, S., Kang, Harney, Lynskey, Orban.
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Lower
Moss
Front Row: Satterfield, Close,
Calder, Eliz. In Laundry Machines:
Jensen, Stephens, B., Allen, Reid.
Back Row: Etherington, O'Brien,
Willis, A., Cohan, Forney, Potter, Paden,
Tholand.
Upper
Moss
Front Row: Ballard,
Patton, Deas, Cull,
Schneider. Back Row:
Watson, Charlton,
Caruthers, Graves, Myers,
S., Budwig, Espiritu,
Williams, J. Klussman,
Doherty.
Moss
Annex
Clockwise from top: Keevil,
Nowbray, Trindle, Claypoole,
Battle, Stenbeck, Smith, T.,
Willis, L.
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Baum
Stinson, Adamopoulos, Ramos, Durkin, Prescott, Bass, Heinle, McEvoy, Coleman, Hutton, Pinch, Barker, Han
Parikh, Veghte, Miller, Love, Ruane, Craighill, Robinson, Stephens, T., Barnes.
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w ood
Front Row: Garner, Parker, Chang, Snyder, Laramy, T., Calder, E., Morison, Bostic, Raffetto, My<
D. Second Row: Herr, Torio, Carrow, Gable, Rayner, Turner, Bures, Greenlee, Wun, E,, Moneta, B
yam, Carson. Back Row: Hamilton, Trumbauer, Kennedy, Willey, Grant, Johnson, R.

KDorm
Dear Yearbook editors,
I'm sorry there's not corridor picture for K, but Lindley was still searching
for the "missing" cookies and milk, Katie Thompson was stalking Mr. ? with
the video camera, and Taylor was on another weekend. Katie Jackson and
Serena were having "Breakfast at Tiffany's" with Holly Golightly. While
Moira was on a photo shoot, Kate Keeley and Brooke were breaking and entering
into her room in a Search For The Holy Halogen. I tried to get Megan
but she couldn't hear me because she was singing too loudly, Rachel thought
the phone was for her so she was "in the shower," I mean "asleep" ... no,
she just wasn't here. Lindsay was jammin' with Robert Nesta, and Sofia's
new number is 378-9991. So as you can see, I, the perfect, I mean prefect, of
K, am the only one who showed up.
From Allison
MDorm
In front of car: Fling, Blake, Sayre,
White, Williams, A., Waters, Erard,
Foster, Bohannon, Reese, Brayton, Alexander.
Pushing the car: McCarthy,
Crawley, Mones. Behind car: Wafle,
Ferrell, Rockwell, Robin. In car: Sanders,
Higgins, McCann, Thompson, Bowman,
Ms. Twomey, Ms. Schickel.
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Organizations

Chapel Organizations
Sacristans Acolytes
Williams, White, Thomas, Jenkins, McAlpin.
Bass.
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McCann, Williams, Thomas.
Communion Assistants
Wright, McCann, Hargrove, Thomas, Moore. Missing: Willis, Rickert, Jensen.

Vestry
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Front Row: Rockwell, Battle, Holderness, Koch, Baldwin, Jensen. Back Row:
Durking, Hargrove, Kang, Rickert, Bullard, Evans.
Chapel
Monitors
Myers, D., Sanders,
McElroy, Fraser, Reid,
Sidebottom, Wolf, Keevil.
Missing: Reeve, Cull,
Morison.
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Concert Choir
Front Row: Forney, Short, Wafle, Sidebottom, Battle, Schneider. Second Row: Gable,
Saddleton, Wright, B., Torio, Moore, Bullard. Back Row: Burnam, Wright, M. Parsons,
Rockwell, Carrington.
Chapel Choir
Front Row: Watson, Miller, C., Budwig, Hernandez, Williams, A.. Second Row: Ballard,
Edwards, White, Wright, M., Jones, Forney, Schneider, Caruthers, Klussman. Back
Row: Saunders, Battle, Carrington Wrightm B., Heinle, Gable, Everhart.

Concert Band
ont Row: Phillips, Fontanilla, Ferrell, Reid, Kang, Nicklin, Rayner, Thomas, A., Satterfield, Wun, A., Atwater.
cond Row: White, Cuervo, Carson, Miller, N., Robinson, Hirsh, Barnes, Wolf, Vassalotti. Third Row: Mr. Walker,
ilson, Connell, Waters, Brayton, Cho, Dharmadhikari, Bourne, Crow. Back Row: Parsons, Higgins, Gorny.
Jazz Band
mt Row: DeWire, Burnette, Cuervo, White, Carson, Miller, Kang. Second Row: Bourne, Wolf, Vassaloti. Back
w: Wun, Bowman, Sanders, Waters, Doherty, Reeve, Freemn, Phillips, Brayton, Mr. Walker.
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Spanish Club
This year, the Spanish club has been
quite active in bringing together the entire
Spanish speaking community to learn
and have fun with each other in a relaxed
environment. The Club has hosted a few
Friday night movies accompanied by Taco
Bell or Chips n'Salsa, We ended 1995 with
out huge "Fiesta de Navidad" where all
the Spanish classes participated with
songs, a nativity scene, and the grand
finale-the breaking of the pinata. We hope
that as the year progresses, the Spanish
club continues to be active in providing
Spanish culture from the student perspective
outside the classroom.
Front Row: Saddleton, Hernandez, Malloch, Cordeiro, Erard,
Hutton, Bass, Rayner. Back Row: Bowman, Smith, H., Bullard,
Tholand, Chopek, Maxfield, Forbes, McEvoy, Wun, Arce.
Latin Club
The 1995-96 Latin Club has had a busy year. This
year's activities have included watching various
high quality theatrical performances, such as every
one's favorite, "Clash of the Titans," and Monty
Python's "Life of Brian." We have also enjoyed
regular attendance at the Latin Table with Karl
Crow always willing to be waiter. In the process of
learning Roman culture, we have found that the
Romans were very fond of Dunkin' Donuts, beef and
broccoli, and chicken fiesta. As you can see in our
photo we have also discovered the secrets of Roman
apparel. Ms. Roche has remained very predictable in
her mood swings, floral arrangements, and class
discussions which range from the Latin 1 verb form
lesson to the Latin 5 discussions of irrumator. These
activities would not have been as successful without
our omnipotent leaders, Charles Raffetto and Bri
McCarthy, (better know as Zeus and Hera).
Sitting on Floor: Handy. Second Row: Saddleton, Henandez, E
Hirst, Erard, Hutton, Arce, Rayner. Back Row: Marvel, Gre
Bass, Wun, Forbes, McEvoy, Benyam, Stephens, J..
French Club
Vive la France!
Front Row: Raffetto, McCarthy, Ms. Roche. Standing: Crow, B
Laramy, T., Nicklin, Brayton, Koch, Moneta, J., Laramy,
Devine.

dpin, Thomas, Rickert, Stinson, Moore, Reid, Ruane,
tovil, Fraser, Koprowski, Hamner, Jenkins, J., Williams, J.,
man, Williams, T..
The Cardinal
Under the leadership of Alexandra Cox,
mnette Williams, and Merideth Blake,
he Cardinal has come out for the first
me since 1992. It has become a forum for
udent opinions on topics ranging from
ie amount of homework to parietals.
md the table L-R) Porter, Stinson, Reese, Horner, Nicklin,
ler, Paden, Bohannon, Wafle, Parsons, Bozick, Mr. Rue,
n, Wun, Sanders, Pfeiffer, Rockwell, Cox.
The Griffin
This Yearbook staff is even cooler than
last year's.
Sitting: Forbes, Blake, Cox, A. Standing: Williams, T., Brayton,
Benyam.
The Andrean
Thanks to Mr. Rue, the Andrean finally
got started during winter term. Thanks
everyone for coming to all the meetings,
even though they interfered with everyone's
favorite activity here, meals. We got
a lot of excellent submissions and enjoyed
discovering everyone's literary talents.
Keep up the good work, don't let this
tradition fall by the wayside.

Spectrum Club
The Spectrum Club is a culturally diverse group
that explores issues of race, gender, and sex in and
outside of St. Andrew's. Oftentimes students do not
ask questions concerning these topics or other cultural
issues because they are afraid to offend other
people, or they simply do not know how to ask. The
Spectrum Club provides a mediated atmosphere
where students can address these sensitive issues.
This year, the Club held the Million Man March
Forum where the student body discussed the ideas
behind the March and how it related to our own lives
and the St. Andrew's community. Members of the
Spectrum Club also organized the Martin Luther
King Chapel Service to commemorate the life of Dr.
King. Although the Spectrum Club evolved only this
year, we hope that it will continue to be an influential
and exciting Club that celebrates the cultural
diversity of our school.
Short, Vaughn, Miller, Middleton, Bourne, Handy, Kang, Stinson,
McElroy, Frantz.
The Emu
A Co-Dependent Newspaper
How can one describe the essence of the Emu? Are we a bunch of
revolutionary co-conspirators? Are we the part of the unwashed;
readily pacified masses? Are we simply looking for a chance to mock
every single thing around us and blow up any traditional precept with
daredevil syntax, chaffing grammar, and excess verbiage? The typical
Emu staffer would probably respond to this inquisition by ripping out
your eyes and pinning them to his (we are, unfortunately, although
not surprisingly, an :jll-malo coalition) waU with a "Have A Nice Day"
button.
Wherein lies the moral of my narration, you ask? Well, I could
answer that, but I'd prefer to respond with my own question that will
hopefully better elucidate the answer to your quandary. In response,
I would ask. "Do you think you could keep up those questions up if I
cut your tongue out of your mouth with a butterknife?" If you're
attempting to analy/c an Kmu article than 1 .seriously suggest suicide
as your best means of treatment. That's right, crawl back in the hole
you slithered out of. Sit down, shut up, and sit down again. The Emu
revolution is spreading your way by means of the mocking, unwashed
: ot vc'i'jjL'sitv. Accept it or be ridiculed.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! '
— Wait, what am I doing? I'm confused. Like mo-t of those who
have just read an Emu article I can only repeat the question once
posed by the embodiment of eloquence, Homer Simpson, who asked,
"Why me laugh?"
Front Row: Harrington, McAlpin, Fraser, Hirst. Second 1
Short, Thomas Reid, Kaprowski, McElroy, Williams. Back 1
Ruane, Davis, Chang. Missing: Smith, Jones, Hirsch.
Drama Club
A. Nonymous, Gene Ebert, Bard Branes, Boogie Man. Miss
ER, The Manly Man.

wards, Parsons, Gable, Koch, Comstock, Cuervo, Mr. Brown.
.C.P.
3 Peoples's Conservative Party
The People's Conservative Party (POP) can be defined
\ly as one of few remaining institutions wholly devoted to
le celebration of the old life. Unphased by the recent surge
i popularity of such preposterous doctrines as
ilternativism", "political correctness", and (ugh!) "enviinmental-awareness",
we staunchly endorse the more trational
values of pompous condescension, ruthless capitaltn,
and self-interest. One has not lived until one has had
ie distinct pleasure of reclining by a crackling fire, pip
»cked jauntily in one' teeth, reminiscing about the "good
d days" of chivalry and tyranny. With the likes of
liarlemagne. Ivan the Terrible, Machiavelli, Darwin, and
enghis Kahn as die-hard members (.all lovable and agree-
)le chaps once vou get to know then), we may be the most
•estigious, celebrated club on campus! In fact, so many
ould-be disciples (including various highly respected facty
members) want in at our revelrous mutton-roasts,
implete with dancing Vikings, that we are forced to beat
,em away at the door. So eat with us, drink with us, be
erry with us .,.. for tomorrow you may be oppressed by
i. -Moe
it Row: Barker, Horner, Pfieffer. Back Row: Burnam, Calder,
, Marvel, Leonard.
Polar Bear Club
It's Wednesday again. I've either got first two free or Physics. I can
afford to sleep through breakfast — no. Must Jump In Icy Water. It '»•
okay, says my brain, just a random piece of information, to much
stress, just fo back to sleep ... No. MUST JUMP IN ICY WATER!
WANT HYPOTHEMIA! The two halves of my brain argue unproductively
for twelve seconds until the lazy side is paralyzed by the change
in temperature from my bed to the cold tile floor. That's nothing,
thinks the other half, wait until you see the ice. And something in me
laughs. 1 join the rest of the students whose brains are working at
half-speed this early in the morning, and we trudge down to the dock
to find Mr. Brown and his dog there waiting, with another une-and-ahalf
active brains between them. The dog has obviously been awake
for some time now. All is dead quiet, and then there is a repetitive
"tha-CHUD!" for about two minutes. Some giggles are exchanged as
the females ainoung us wake up and realize the insanity of this whoe
process. I'm president; I jump first, and scream: "Yeeeeeeah! Yeah!
YesYesYesYes ... NO! cold, cold, cold, cold ..." Others follow: "NO!
Yes? NO! Yes. YES!," "% ¥$%!!!," and of course, "YAWP!" For a brief
moment, every one of us is experiencing sheer bliss, because we've
forgotten everything except the temperature, the other half of my
brain cowers in a warm corner, trying to get in a word edgewise about
my Physics class coming up, but [ajHng' miserably. Life is good.
STANDING: Courto, Dude, Ronaldo, Timbo, Freebird. SEATED:
Moe, B-Wright.
Athletic Committee
This year the Athletic Committee performed
countless and unacknowledged deeds for the
St. Andrew's community. While we may not be
the most visible organization in the school, we
contribute much more than the average student
realizes. Would any one have gotten to
buy such stylish warmup suits without the
valuable ideas brought up at our dynamic
meetings? No, so the next time you hear that
the Athletic Committee has an announcement,
don't laugh. Because if you do, you might as
well forget about the raging bonfires and topless
dancing at those pep rallies. Oh yeahalways
remember to practice good sportsmanship,
and don't chew gum in the gym.

Bowl Movement
Unlike last year, the Bowl Movement is now
a spring sport. So, this winter, instead of bowling,
we have been training for the bowl movement.
Solid Platinum has gotten his bench
press up to 215 Ibs, while Hairball and Leia
Organa are struggling to lift the bar. But that's
o-kay-they're finesse bowlers. All in all, the
Bowl Movement is rearin' to go take down
those pins, and this year will be the best one
yet. So, let's end in prayer:
Deliver me from low score games, 7-10 splits
and open frames, guide my ball into that
pocket, and drop that pin if I only rock it, guide
my ball when my hand slips, and send that pin
lickety split. And let me make my claim to
fame, and let bowl just one three hundred
games. Amen.
Front Row: Barker. Back Row: Stinson, Barnes, Heinle, Love,
Pinch.
Red Meat Club
The Red Meat Club is an organization dedicated
to the consumption of mammals.
Founded only a year ago, the Red Meat Club
boasts members of only the highest caliber
who are all concerned with countering the
deadly effects of consuming only food manufactured
by ARAMARK. These members meet
biweekly to barbecue and then consume mass
quantities of steak, all the while discussing
political and international issues prominent in
the world today; namely, where all the Worcestershire
Sauce has gone. We hope that all our
hard work will reduce the methane level
threatening the Earth today (you don't have to
thank us).
Ferrell, Hargrove, Harrinton, Robin, Reid, Moore.
i
Mitch Dane Fanclub
WHO IS MITCH DANE?
"Mitch is a singer/songwriter who h
helped shape the world view of thousands
people through his unique form of art. 1
mission took root in 1982, when he was i
volved in a serious motorcycle accident th
left Mm clinically dead for several minuti
After being revived by his father and skill
medical crew, he spent the next two yea
unable to speak due to throat injuries incurr
by the accident. Now, after 33 operations, at
several doctors saying he would never spe;
again, Mitch's unique voice has brought 1
music to new heights. If you ask Mitch h<
and why he is singing, he will undoubtedly s,
that's because of the miraculous interventi
of Jesus Christ in his life."
-From In Search of Pangaea
Barnes, Saddleton, Smith, Stephens, T., Carrow.

ant Row: McAlpin, Allen. Second Row: Willis, L., Cull, Keevil, Koprowski,
irrington, K.. Back Row: Douglas, Fraser. Missing: Reid, Jensen,
;phens, B., Ms. Roche, and Ms. Sharkey.
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L ,ing: McElroy, Claypoole, Lifting: Riley, Davis, Porter, Harrington,
len, Hutton. In the air: Sykes. Missing: Allen, Lowa, Willey, Jackson.
Domino Club
'Nuffsaid.
As always, the job of planning St.
Andrew's weekend activities has
been quite challenging. How many
things can you do in Middletown,
Delaware? However, this year's Social
Activities Committee (SAC)
has overcome this minor hindrance.
With ballroom dancing,
the Suppressed Desires dance,
drive-in movies on the front lawn,
mystery trips, and a constant flow
of Frosty runs, SAC has managed
to present the student body with a
wide variety of activities. Perhaps
Sac has been more successful this
year due to the new freshman on
the committee, David Sykes (a.k.a.
Speedy Veedy). As a result of
Speedy's willingness to perform
any type of announcement concerning
weekend activities, the
popularity of SAC events has increased
dramatically. Special
thanks to Speedy and every member
of SAC who has put so much
time and effort into this year's
activities.

Weekend Activities
Weekend activities!?! Weekend Activities!?! I have a major
problem with the use of this phrase, because it implies that
there is something to do at St. Andrews on the weekends.
Now I don't know about you, but I don't find cow pastures
to be particularly exhilarating. Unfortunately, St. Andrews is
encircled by them as well as acres and acres of grass and corn.
Of course there are the select few who do take to "appreciating
our natural surroundings" in these fields on Saturday nights,
but that's another sort of weekend activity altogether (although
SAC does offer the occasional Saturday night
"Twister" competition.)
However, most St. Audrean's lack the ability to frequent
these cultivated areas and are thus compelled to select their
activity for the usual lineup of movie trips, dances in the
student center, spending a few hours in Lindsay Allen's room,
magic tournaments, and sold-out tractor pulls.
So where does this leave the average St. Andrean on a
Saturday evening? Somewhere far away from the cultural
pleasures of the world (eg, pro-wrestling matches) surrounded
by acres and acres and acres of com ...
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Halloween

Semi-Formal

Blizzard Of '96

Tie Commi Indoor
Soccer
Row: Durkin, Grant, Barker. Back Row: Ward, Rickert, Turner.
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year's somewhat disappointing season. With
•re games, and more fans than ever before,
came the vehicle by which aspiring athletes
ho^e "winter term blues." Team No Sehlllz
play epitomized 'his physical liberation by
ipposition. always ma legal fashion of course.
ommitment, dedication, and unrelenting
Schlllz is the proud winner of this year's
Team award. The Outfit of the Year goes to
i member Brad Barnes, for his patented
'elmet," accompanied with his brilliant pink
ns of the Year are Bri McCarthy and Tiff
attended every game as well as ref the Team
match fwhich, we might add, the Commis-
). The comeback of the Year Award, goes to
tevant, who returned from a nearly career
TV to finish the season with an aging Team
n Saddleton, who assisted two goals as a
ibvious choice for this year's Most Valuable
he Student Team of the Year Award goes to
vho overcame numerous obstacles, such as
:ournament games, a massive headwound,
:e Cordeiro's

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Men's Soccer
Thunderstruck!
72
Mr. Roach chose aot to applaud the efforts
of any individual member of this year's Varsity
Mens Soccer Team. As he put it, "There
was no one Most Valuable Player or Most
Improved Player or Most coachable player.
This was simply a great team."
The raw strength of this team lay in its
teamwork and its will to win. We supported
each other and stayed together through every
game, whether we were corning hack
from a deficit or holding on to a one goal lead.
Desire and teamwork allowed this team to
become undisputed conference champion
with an 8-0 conference record and an overall
record of 11-4-2. Highlights included two
victories over Tower Hill, revenge for last
year's State Tournament loss to Wilmington
Christian with a 3-2 win, a scoreless tie with
the massive Hill School, and of course, Payne
Miller's haircut. Under the excellent tutelage
of Mr. Roach and Mr. Austin, we constantly
improved, eventually becoming one
of the most feared teams in the state. Every
member of this team should feel proud to
have been part of the 1995 Varsity Mens
Soccer Team.
The seniors wish the underformers best of
luck in the coming years. Though the seniors
will be missed, next year's team will tear it
up, especially if Steve Reynolds can obtain
some of Jeff Barnett's government issued
"bio-juice."
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Varsity BOTTOM ROW: Love, Laramy, Kim, Barker, Slater, Rickert, Wright, Turner.
ROW: Trumbauer, Mr. Roach, Herr, Robinson, Miller, P., Gable, McEvoy, Kennedy, E
Veghte, Grant, Renyolds, S., Burnam, Mr. Austin. Missing from Picture: Craighill, Heinle
Cordeiro.

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!or Varsity BOTTOM ROW: Raffetto, Myers, Wood, Parker,
•rison. MIDDLE ROW: Thomas, N., Ramos, Coleman, Bass,
leta, Wun, Keyser. TOP ROW: McDonough, Hance, Malloch, Cho,
an, Morley, Maxfield, Jenkins, Lynskey, Hazelton, Rhorbach,
r, Mr. Bates.
Thirds BOTTOM ROW: Smith, Harney. MIDDLE ROW: Hovan, Gorny,
Cowan, Frantz, Stephens, Ward, Conell, Leonard, Cuervo, Crow,
Moneta. TOP ROW: Mr. Stegeman, Pietras, Benyam, Adamopolous,
Harrington, Newkirk, Davis, Granum, Everhart, Heckman, Jewel,
Baker, Rayner, Sykes, Mr. Carpenter.

Women's
Soccer
Skip, Skid, Slide
74
Led fearlessly by finicky soccer guru Bobby
Rue, his stoic and able assistant Rich
Matusow, and the three wonder women cleverly
disguised as tri-captains, this year's
women's soccer team shuttled and "shun"-ed
its way through a hard-earned 4-4-4 season.
Over the summer, a letter from Mr. Rue
joyously announced an impending fitness
and skills test, striking fear into the hears of
many (what? run?) and kicking off the season
in splendid, meticulous fashion. Raring to go
after a lovely camp experience, a well-conditioned
squad of returning players welcomed
to the beautiful manicured fields of St.
Andrew's a hot shot bunch of soccer virtuosos.
Thus, spurred by cries of "Isn't it a
bummer!" and intrigued and fascinated by
endless Lions trivia, we won, lost, tied, tied,
and tied again. Though hampered by Emily's
broken leg-ankle combo (Bishop Mcdevitt
# 12} and Anne's perpetually torn mcl and
hip injury, we slipped, skidded, and slid our
way through wet weather and dry. Backed by
our rock-solid "D" and concussion and
bruise-prone goalies, our speedy offense shot
and shot and shot. This was to be a year of
"ahnosts," which proved to be frustrating
and exhilarating. Finally, though we didn't
spot James Neal this year, Page did introduce
the team to a giant cheese wedge and
taco meanwhile our coach was planning his
elopement. The seven graduation seniors
will be greatly missed, but with such a young
team, next season will definitely be successful.
On the ground: Crawly, McCann, Jensen, Sanders, Doherty. Kneeling: Bugg, Thol.
Hernandez, O'Brien, Padden, Blake, Claypoole, Rockwell, Cohan, Koch, Fling. Stanc
Matusow, Keeley, Vaughn, Espiritu, Barker, Days, Graves, Jones, Watson, Dormer, Mej
Cox, Calder, and Rue.

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Field Hockey
Spirit Leads To Triumph
76
The 1995 Varsity Field Hockey Team
made it to the state tournament for the first
time in nine years. Truly dedicated, truly a
team, we pushed St. Andrew's women's athletics
to another level. Senior leadership was
key to an excellent season; the seniors spread
enthusiasm and desire for success. We didn't
want the season to end as we reached our
goals and new planes of intensity and,
growth. The season was such a memorable
time in our SAS experience: matching neon
cones and water bottles ... Doris' "House,"
... Eva, our pseudo-goalie ... Nicole's face
... Eleanor's loud speaker ... "the scout,"
... toilet-papered locker rooms ... football's
pyramids ... mental imagery ,.. "Big Bird's
coming," ... Helen's goals at Wilmington
Christian ... an incredible Tower Hill game
... the swamp at Tatnall. We thank High
Shorts Bride for the laughs and chats, and
endless encouragement and devotion. Thank
you SAS field hockey fans, Ms. LeBlanc, Mr.
Colfoum, and Mr. O'Brien for you adamant
support. Congratulations to all who received
awards: most valuable player: Mary Nicklin
and Kate Sidebottom; coach's award: Doris
Short; most improved player: Eva Sayre; first
team all-conference: Mary Nicklin, Kate
Sidebottom, Eva Sayre, Anne Close; second
team: Megan Bozick, Taylor Homer; second
team all-state: Kate Sidebottom; honorable
mention all-state: Mary Nicklin, Eva Sayre,
Varsity Front Row: Allen, Harrington, K., Horner, Sidebottom, Nicklin, Bozick, Bow
Willis, L. Back Row: Smith, H., Reid, Bohannon, Digges, Short, Mones, Sayre, Close, Mrs. 1

sr Varsity Front Row: Cull, Pfeiffer, Jackson. Second Row: Thirds Front Row: Charlton, Green, Forney. Second Row: Laramy,
r, M., Etherington, Forbes, Siebert. Third Row: Ms. LeBlanc, M., Counts, Lowa, Atwater, Bell. Third Row: Mrs. Sturtevant, Potter,
inder, Mowbray, Devine, Trindle, Laffitte, Keeley, K. Sanders, R., Smith, T., Patton, Awangtang.
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Football
Good Luck On
Saturday!
78
On August 29, 1995, new coaches
Hyde and Lieb began their carrier at
St. Andrew's, and football as not been
the same since. Adding new life and
perspective to the squad, they changed
the chemistry of the team and its players,
and though we did not have a
winning record, our final game against
#9 ranked Tatnall exemplified our improvement
as individual players and as
a team.
Football at St. Andrew's is not easy;
we are outmanned, outsized, and outgunned
going into every game. Any
senior, though, will tell you that this
year's team played harder, more aggressively,
and with more energy than
any team in the past four years. Giving
110% effort in every minute of every
game, we continually frustrated our
opponents. From Coach Hyde's famous
quotations (the ones censored anyway)
to Coach Colburn's school of stretching,
the team had a great time playing the
game.
Congrats to the all-conference players:
First Team - Matt Carrow; Honorable
Mention - Rich Everts, River
Elliott, and Reg Hargrove.
FRONT ROW (l.-r.): Reeve, Chang, Everts, Elliott, Hargrove, Smith, D. SECOND ROW: Ca
Stephens, Pinch, Hutton, Kieffer, Smith, A., Torio, Hirsh THIRD ROW: Landay, Hamilton
Middleton, Burnette, Chopek, DeWire, Reynolds FOURTH ROW: Prescott, Bures, Brea
Gray, Johnson, Mones, D., Jenkins, S., Wilson, Downs FIFTH ROW: Coach Hyde, Coach

Women's
Cross-Country
Nike, Goddess Of Victory
80
Without a doubt this year's women's
cross country team is one to remember.
Even with the highest percentage injury
rate out of all teams, we never
gave up. And although this year's season
was full of highlights and not so
highlights, the Goddesses of Victory
persevered, with help and encouragement
from Mrs. Denning and Mr.
Gilheany. We survived the hills at
Brandywine, Bri's mad obsession with
freezing temperatures in the whirlpool,
interval work, distance work, the
gauntlet, and the heat. The only victorious
challenger these women faced
was the hard ground; it was the source
of many injuries. "Hie practices were
tough (who could forget the 52 minute
run?), races were challenging (Tower
Hill) and injuries were numerous (skin
splints anyone?), but we made it
through with the aid of Keith, "Grease
lightning, Oh, the Places You'll Go.
Vita's "poetry," our tiny little warm up
pants, sweat, tears, throw-up, and every
one's favorite, the whirlpool, which
we found through trial and immediate
error was too small to fit our entire
team. Thank you Mrs. Denning, Mr. G.;
thank you girls — you've made it all
worthwhile. GO RACER RED!! Love,
Augusta and Alii.
CENTERED: Keevil, Brayton FRONT ROW: Waters, Higgins, Caruthers, Edwards, Kluss
Stenbeck, Coach C. Denning BACK: Battle, Reese, McCarthy, Walter, Wafle.

C; Wolf, Saddleton, McCarty, Carson, Parsons. MIDDLE: Moore, Porter, Carrington,
tock, Rochester, Watkins. FRONT: Coach Brown, Greenlee, Kellogg, Brathwaite, Baldwin,
i Gilheany.
Men's
Cross-Country
Ready, Set, Go!
Much of the St. Andrew's community lives with
the naive rnisconceptian that trass-country runners
are pitiful, sickly runts who have no more athletic
coordination than Mr. Brown himself. Oh. how
wrong you are! We, in fact, are capable of feats
unimaginable to our peers .. . such as managing 1 to
ran from point- "A" back to point "A" with astounding
accuracy! True, you could fie our usual number
of spectators into a refrigerator — with plenty of
room for Mr. G's Caddy. Yet. when it cornea to
intellectually stimulating conversations, we win
hands-down (the football team has yet to successfully
count to six, but we're sure" they'll get it
eventually). This was due in large part to Mr.
Gilheany and J,R,. who insured that our philosophical
pursuits were always reaching new heights: "No.
no. If Indiana Jones and Han Solo were going one-onone,
Indy would clearly win. He's just plain Badass!"
(speaking of Badass. Jon "The Adidas Messiah"
Moore and Will "The Almighty Buddha of crosscountry"
Porter are definitive of the word), And
Jamie "I have hair crowing all the way down to my
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Volleyball
Serve It Up Saints!
Taking the floor with attitude
and persistence, the 1995 women's
Volleyball team fought through a
demanding season. Making up for
or lack of height with determination,
this season's team surprised
many of the conference's powerhouses.
Guided by our two talented
(and single) coaches, we suffered
through challenging drills (dig,
dig, shuffle, dive, hit, hit, hit) that
ultimately prepared us for our
most important games (like the
time we kick Caravel's !).
While the graduating seniors will
be sorely missed, the six seasoned
underformers will form a strong
base for next year's Varsity, along
with the asset of this year's
hardworking J.V. of course playing
on the home court is a big advantage
when we have such fans as
Mr. & Mrs. Kunz (and Cooper) supporting
us. Good luck in your coming
matches.
Front Row: Koprowski, Thomas, A. Second Row: Riley, Douglas, McAlpin, Kratovil, Tho
Back Row: Mr. Smith, Thomson, Ballard, Erard, Lehman.

s[T ROW (L-R): Fontanilla, Williams, J., Budwig, Amapindi,
;rness. BACK ROW (L-R): Miller, C., Wun, A., Marvel,
rfield, Coach Walker.
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The Odd Couple
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Contrary to many grand unifying theories,
the actors of St. Andrew's School are not a
group of fanatical, idle, iconoclastic would-be
athletes who spend our spare time in the
auditorium dodging real work or plotting
world domination. In fact, St. Andrew's thespians
are by and large a very ambitious,
iconoclastic group of would-be athletes with
an almost fanatical devotion to nothing but
our muse and the ritual worship of Ann
Mathers, er ... MacTaggerf. Would anyone
but the most devout and earnest willfully
spend sunny afternoons hidden from the
community at large while risking the prospect
of public embarrassment and a fatal
allergic reaction to the prodigious mold and
dust coating the stage?
Truly, this band is frightening, reclusive
and often unsanitary bunch, but when these
hermits host the masses in their subterranean
realm, the results are at the very least
interesting. Certainly this year was no different,
as Neil Simon's The Odd Couple provided
the actors with excellent material.
Who could forget Joe Freeman uncannily
realistic slumber, Mark Bourne's stunning
auditory memory of the spoken word, or the
tattered bits of severely battered furniture
that John Kuane left strewn in his wake? All
in all, The Odd Couple was a enjoyable experience
for both actors and those who attended,
even though its brief two night run
couldn't completely satisfy those involved.
As the curtain call ended and the last devoted
"theater groupie" left the auditorium,
a dull pall shadowed the warped thcspians
faces; the hermits have again abandoned
their cave for another year, seeing sunlight
again but wishing for the moldy, dank allure
of the stage.
LEFT HAND SQUARE (clockwise) Ruane, Freeman, Williams, Arce, Dharmadhikari. ON TOP: Ms. McTaggart.
RIGHT HAND SQUARE: (clockwise) Bullard, Handy, Stinson, Hamner, Bourne, Miller, N., Hirst, Snyder,
Mazzocco.
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Men's Swimming And Diving
Let's Go Saints!
This year, the Men's swim
team had a very successful season.
We ended the year with a
record of 6-5. Our season culminated
with the successful defense
of our DISC meet title,
held for the first time at the
Saint Andrew's Aquatic Center.
At the Delaware State
meet, the team scored for the
first time in it's four year history,
in the 200 yard Medly
Relay, 200 yard Free Relay, 100
yard Breaststroke, and 400
Free Relay. Many school records
were broken and everyone
on the team dropped times
in their events. With the loss of
only five senior swimmers, the
team will be very strong in
1997, led by newly elected captains
Jonathan Moneta and
Tom Stephens.
-Brian and Jonathan
In the pool: Ward, Connell, Comstock, Baldwin, Moneta, C.. Kneeli
Saunders, Williams, A., Carson, Lynskey, Jenkins, J., Keyser, Stephens,
Standing: Kratovil, Raffetto, Freeman, Ruane, Wright, Stephens,
Moneta, J., Craighill, Mr. Smith.

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Women's Swimming And Diving
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he Pool: Marvel, Walter, Atwater, Counts. Sitting: Ballard, Espiritu,
er, Eliz., Willis, A., Trindle, Scheider, Caruthers. Standing: Blake,
nson, Willis, L., Allen, Nicklin, Brayton, Cohan, Etherington, Mr.
Kick 'em In The Carcus
Wrapping- up the season with the D.I.S.C, title and
placing tenth in the State Meet, the success of the
women's ^vimminii and diving team is indescribable.
Being only four years old. the swim team has
developed into a team of exceptional swimming
ability with spirit, leadership, and dedication. Although
just short one and two points in consecutive
meets against Concord and McKean, the team was
never at a loss for drive or the determination to
dominate every team that crossed its path. The
team's victory over Archmere landed us as *8 in the
state rankings, upsetting Concord and Tower Hill
Rock solid Beth Calder led the diving team not only
on jogs and abdominal workouts, but also with her
room runs. Sarah and Meredith's utrlv bathinu suit-?
Berry's speedo stance Lindsev and Lmdsav'= *kio to
the beach. Jamila's jinxed goggles. Tostito anYcelery
parties in the underground flat, the women's swimming
and di\-ing team worked hard with Mr. Smith
and his computer programs to land multiple statequalifying
times. Shaved, tapered, and ready to kick
some butt, the twelve state qualifiers piled into the
red van on Thursday — only to kick bigger, paat&er
butt on their return to UDel on Saturday for the
finals.
The team thanks Mr. Liefeld for his countless
hours at the poo!, Ms. Lise Schickel for her inspiration
and time, and Came Klein for her supjjort and
help. Thanks to our managers Lindley, Angelica.
Ranee, and Patricia for their time put in before and
during the swim meets. The women owe a lot to
Limdy Smith for his unconditional dedication, time,
creativity, sense of humor, and especially for his
extraordinary ability to prepare us for performing at
our best level. We hope we did not faO you. Best of
luck to next year's team. We love you xoxo, Liads
and Linds.

Men's Basketball
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This years Varsity Basketball team was an
incredibly talented group of athletes led by
captains, Matt Bostic, Eric Calder, and David
Smith. The team finished the season with a
12-8 record, and for the second straight year
missed going to the state tournament by a
few points. Perhaps the biggest game of the
season came against Tower Hill. This was a
Saturday night game with most of the school
present. The team came back from and early
seventeen point deficit to beat the Hitlers in
overtime.
While the team's emotions fluctuated
greatly throughout the course of the season
with tempers occasionally flying. The coaching
staff did an admirable job in keeping the
team together, and building a program for
the future. Congratulations go out to this
years All-Independent Conference players:
Matt Bostic-first team all conference, Eric
Calder-honorable mention all conference,
and David Smith-honorable mention all conference.
Congratulations also go out to sophomores
Sean Morley, Jim Maxfield, and
Frank Reynolds who all made significant
contributions in their first season with the
varsity. Thanks go to Sony Bures who broke
into the starting line-up late in the season.
And kudos go to freshman Sulemen Jenkins
who by seasons end became a player to be
reckoned with. Good luck to next years* team
who with strong senior leadership, and continued
development, will be the team to beat.
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Front Row: Prescott, Kieffer, Calder, E., Bostic, Smith, D., Morison, Jenk
S. Back Row: Mr. Rue, McElroy, Veghte, Maxfield, Mazzocco, Morley, Bu
Reynolds, F., Laramy, T., Mr. Denning.

it Row: Wun, E., Landay, Sykes, Pietras, Cho, Front Row: Wilson, C., Hovan, Smith, C., Cowan, Crow
inson, Davis. Back Row: Mr. Hyde, Smith, A., Back Row: Mr. Walker, Watkins, Johnson B
ney, Everhart, Granum, Jewell. Harrington, B., Gray, Breakwell.
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Women's
Basketball
Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
92
The 1995-96 Basketball season
included many laughs and
frustrating sighs; and as a result
eleven improved players
emerged. Though we did not
win as many games as we had
hoped, our experiences were
gratifying as we became a
closely knit team. With the
help and guidance of Coaches
Sharkey, LeBlanc, and Bride,
we were able to recognize our
potential. With only three players
graduating, next year's
team promises to be strong
competitive threat. Watch out
for Penn's jump hook shot,
Anne at the point, Kristin and
Kate grabbing the boards, P.J.
and Alex swinging the ball, and
Pringle and Liz sinking shots
from the outside. Watch out for
them next year.
Front Row: Sidebottom, Reid, Doherty. Back Row: Mrs. Bride, Ms. Lebl;
Butt, Laffittee, Graves, Keeley, Obrien, Deas, Close, Claypoole, Willis
Sharkey.

at Row: Thomas, Sanders. Second Row: Lowa, Wun,
ker, Williams, J., Foster, Lehman, Devine. Back
r: Ms. LeBlanc, Amapindi, Green, White, Smith, H.,
ley, M., Watson, Satterfield.

Wrestling
94
This year's wrestling team came into
the season as an inexperienced and
sparsely numbered group. Nonetheless,
through the tireless efforts of Coach
Carpenter, and through the determination
of the team, we finished a strong
6-6. The season's best performance
came against Episcopal High School, a
team that dominated us last year. This
year, Episcopal barely won, escaping
with a nine point victory decided in the
final bouts. With six wrestlers finishing
in the top three places at the DISC
Tournament, the year's team proved
that wrestling remains a strong tradition
at St. Andrew's. Notably, Mike
Evans finished fifth in the state at 152
pounds, and he will lead a strong group
of underformers back onto the mats
next year. Special thanks to Coach Carpenter,
whose selflessness and love for
the sport made this team's growth possible.
Thanks also to Emily McAlpin,
Nina Barker, and especially Susan
Myers for keeping us all overweight!!
Front Now: Bass, McDonough, Elliot, Barker, Bair, Brathwaite. Back 1
Mones, Burnette, Evans, Downs, Pinch McAlpin.
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Men's Squash
96
This year was a great success!
Under the fearless
leadership of Mr. Matusow,
the men's squash team won
the Mid-Atlantic Squash
Tournament after compiling
a 10-0 record during the regular
season. Three off these
victories came against the
formidable opposition of
Episcopal, Lawrenceville,
and Woodberry Forest.
Through a number of competitive
matches and a trek
to Episcopal High School in
Virginia, the men's squash
team became a cohesive unit
rolling over our opponents.
Mr. Matusow did an excellent
job not only leading us
to an undefeated season, but
creating a fun atmosphere
for squash.
Front Row: Phillips, Thomas, N., Frantz, Burnam, Parikh, Turner.
Row: Mr. Stegeman, Heckman, Leonard, Orban, Carrington, Haze
Trumbauer.
Front Row: Ryaner, Durkin, Grant, McEvoy, Hami]
Back Row: Cox, Gable, Willey, Snyder, Mr. Matus,

)nt Row: Ms. Chilton, Chilton, K., McCann, Horner. Second Row: Laramy,
, Bohannon, Forney. Back Row: Dormer, Mowbray, Stenbeck.
int Row: McAlpin, Pfieffer. Back Row: Mr.
sfeman, Jackson, Fontanilla.
Women's
Squash
Pump" It Out
Having lost the top seven players,
Varsity and JV Girls' Squash began the
season tentatively. However, led by
Lindsay Dormer and Molly Laramy,
the inexperienced newcomers rose to
the occasion and contributed their athleticism
and determination both on and
off the courts.
Because Kitchel, the budding squash
pro, was always "screaming somewhere,"
we rushed from match to
match burdened by diaper bags, attractive
puffy hats that made other coaches
jealous, and a curious odor that seemed
to follow one of our players everywhere
she went. Although we didn't have a
winning season, we came in a close
third at the fantastically competitive
Mid-Atlantic Squash Tournament.
Thanks to Mr Chilton and Mr
Stegernan for helping out at practices,
Ms LeBlanc for being our surrogate
coach, Mr Matusow for his aggressive
road warrior driving tactics, and especially
Mrs Chilton for providing us with
the most detailed preview of motherhood
anyone could ever wish for.
Good luck next year girls- love Taylor
and Liz
97

Once Upon A Mattress
98
Given that the musical was
based in the Fifteenth Century and
was about a princess, a pea, and
twenty soft downy mattresses, it is
easy to get a feel for the humor
behind "Once Upon a Mattress."
Rehearsals began with high spirits
because the leads for the show,
Katy Wafle, Jurph, Doris, Richie,
Alex H., Meg A., and Kai are all
strong and dedicated performers
who were excited and prepared to
face the challenge of this musical.
The chorus members also proved
themselves by taking the show seriously
and supporting the leads at
every turn. Throughout the weeks
of grueling work, Mrs. McTaggert
kept everyone on their toes, and by
the time the infamous "Tech
Week" rolled around the show was
in fine form. The performances,
the crowning glory of all the hard
work, went on smoothly and were
enjoyed by all. Special thanks to
Mr. & Mrs. McTaggert for their
endless hours of hard work and to
Mr. Cheban, who practically rewrote
the musical score and artfully
directed the pit band.

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y 100
Rang, Bourne, Foster, Bair, Digges, Battle, Menei, Dharmadhikari, Kellogg
Forestr

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Winter Workout
Front Row: Moore, Fling, Erard, Bowman, Fraser, Keevil,
Koprowski, Cull. Second Row: Hirst, Douglas, McCarthy,
Higgins. Back Row: Smith, D., Myers, D., Rickert, Wolf,
Reeve, Mr. Gilheany, Rockwell, Thompson, Chang,
Miller, Coleman, Mr. Lieb.
J Independent Projects 101

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Allen-A civil rights lawyer dedicating her
life to the right of men everywhere to visit
a girl's dorm on a Saturday afternoon.
Arce-Terrorist
Barker- Articulate
Bostie- Creator of the 75 pound McBostic
burger.
Bowman-M.I.A.
Bozick- Talkative.
Calder- Just Doing It.
Chang- Inventor of "Kap — er... uh..
Lumberjacking: The Game"
Crawley- Still trying to live up to the
expectations Frank set.
Cull- Permanentely affixed to a Lay-Z-Boy
recliner watching football and belching
profusely ...
Dpherty- Wooing small forest animals
with fits of shrill laughter.
Douglas- Powering a small town in Delaware
with her mighty sneeze.
Elliot- Competing with Willard Scott for
"World's Jolliest Weatherman"
Everts- Hormone Donor
Fraser- Owner of famous New York theater,
the Domino Club
Freeman- Subtle
Garner-Living quietly with his sheep.
Hamner- Disciple of Kunz
Handy- Surviving in the wild by consuming
the tasty grubs he plucks from his
flowing locks.
Hargrove- Living quietly with his strapon
Harrington- Introverted
Heinle- After running into a wire
stretched across the road and nearly decapitating
himself, as well as almost losing
his life to drowning, choking t death on his
own vomit, e-coli food poisoning,, 33 surgeries
(mostly cosmetic), the plague, and
partial castration, Court Heinle finds God
in a radiator and spends the rest of his life
singing cheesy folk songs about him/her to
captive audiences for cold, hard cash.
Higgins- Star of the sequel to the movie,
Men don't Leave.
Homer- Meek
Jensen- Representing the Lolly-pop Guild
Keevil- Still mad at me for her original "
in twenty years."
Kim- Like Box (Only Not)
Koprowski- The most famous disciple of
Dr. Ruth
Kratovil- Florescent
Laramy- Better "ball-handling" than
Larry Bird
Love- Peeshin' en a crik.
Mazoeeo- Scaring children in dark alleys
for kicks
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ears
MeAlpin- Dies of gangrenous belly-button
infection.
McCann A step away from completely
breaking down and saying something really,
really almost impolite.
McCarty- On tour with Doc D and Court
McCarthy- Flasher
McElroy- Photographer for a "tasteful"
men's magazine
Miller- Pizza Miller says it's Neil time.
Mones- (see also Everts
Moore- I'm not sure, but he gives me no
pleasuhhh!
Morison- Wearing Deodorant
Myers- President and member of the hair
club for men.
Nicklin- Barefoot and pregnant
Parker- Naked, burly, and free
Parsons- Sentenced to life in the Happy
Cabin
Porter- Herniates himself "testing"
Andrew's game
Raffetto- Giving John Holmes a run for
his money , . .
Reeve- Author of the book, Why Rowing'
Sucks.
Reid- Penis 'pe-nes , pi. penises- a male
organ of copulation that in male mammals
including humans usually functions as the
channel by which urine leave the body.
Rickert- Swedish porn star using the
stage name "Buck Naked"
Robin- Table dancing in Times square
Ruane- Furniture Salesman.
Sanders- Concubine of that wacky Pat
Buchanan
Short- Still raising funds for the class of
*96
Sidebottom- Tainted.
Slater- Lonely. "• •"
Smith- Really convincing drag queen.
Snyder- A reoccurring character on Sesame
Steet called "Lovable Larry."
Stephens- Married to an Arab oil tycoon.
Stinson- 5 nose-jobs later . . .
Thomas- Resigned to a life marked by
failure and mediocrity.
Thompson- Cory's Groupie.
Willis- Still a prominent member of the
Domino Club.
Wolf- Becomes the world's first recipeint
of successful personality transplant.
Wood- The third dancer from the right
wearing that tiger stripe leotard in
Richard Simmons "Sweatin* to the Oldies-
Vol.23".
Wright- Testing mattress springs for

"Just the fingers, she thought. Just
let me feel your fingers again on the
back of my neck and I will lay it all
down, make a way out of this no
way."
-Toni Morrison
"When I feel myself fading I
close my eyes and realize nay
friends are my energy,"
"I need a man' :
Unique
Thanks and love to My Andrew, Ginna, Unique, Alex,
Jon Ruane, Curtis, Reg, River, Kate H., Lindsey W.,
Danielle, Beth S., Hadley, Lower Pell 96, Mrs. Denning,
The Sturtevants, and the class of 1996. Special thanks to
Mom, Dad, Megan, and Mac, without whom I would have
never gotten this far.
"How I wish you were here; We're just two los
souls swimmin in a fish bowl year after yeai
Running' over the same old ground, of how w
found the same old fears, wish you were here
-Pink Floyi
"Parting is all we know of heaven and all we neec
know of hell".
-Emily Dickin
106 McAlpii

f-jf
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of
foolishness ... we were all going direct to Heaven,
we were all going direct the other way ..."
-Dickens
nothing which we are to perceive in this
rorld equals the power of your intense fraility:
whose texture compels me with the
alour of its countries, rendering death and
>rever with each breathing" -ee cummings
Ginna
To those who have entertained me, I send my laughter and my
thanks: "L" 95-6, Court, Joe, Luther, Bostic, Mary, Kate S., Brian,
Spanish 150, and everyone else who's kept me sane.
To those who have made it bearable, I send my thanks and my
love: Emily, Anne Riley, Ms. Matouk, Andrew Chang, John
Ruane, John Moore, SECT, JLL, and FKL.
To those who have shared with me their invaluable wisdom, I
send my infinite gratitude: Mr. Roach, Mr. Stegeman, Mrs Bride,
Mr. Denning, Teacher Lee, Mrs. McTaggart, and Mrs. Caldwell.
To those at home: Mommy, Daddy, Chip, and K.K., of course not
forgetting the "extended family" Sara and Joel — Thank you for
ev erything. I love you all more than I could ever express. And
finally, to Emmett — - You are * bright incalculable soul." Words
don't even begin ... Thank you. I love you.
ammer 107

Jon Ruane
"'• $%&•'"?& ••«&'"
\
"His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow fall:
faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like 1
descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dea
-James Joyce
Thanks to all my teachers
and friends, especially:
Luther, Joe, Emnaett, Alex
K., Emily M., Unique,
Ginna, David S., Brian,
Andrew, Court, Tim, JMR,
DTK, JLL, JH, PKM, Mom,
Dad, Molly, Rachel, and
Marge.

a known fact, Phoeby, you got tuh go there tuh know
e. Yo' Papa and yo'mama can't tell yuh and show yuh.
things everybody's got tuh do fuh theyselves. They got
ijo tuh God, and they got tuh find out about livin' fuh
selves."
-Zora Neale Hurston
Their Eyes Were Watching God
"Marry, sir, nose painting, sleep
and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes
and unprovokes; it provokes the desire,
but it takes away the performance:
therefore much drink may
be said to be an equivocator with
lechery: it makes him and it mars
him; its sets him on and it takes him
off; it persuades Mm and disheartens
him; makes him stand to and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates
hint in a sleep, and giving him
the lie, leaves him."
-Shakespeare
Macbeth
Joe Freeman
" You alone must be different. And indeed you are different from the
rest: just now you were not ashamed to confess to things that are bad
and even ridiculous. And nowadays, who will confess to such things?
No one, and the need for self-condemnation has ceased to be felt. Do
not be like all the rest, even though you are the only one who is not,
even then do not be like them"
-Pyodor Dostoyevsky
The Brothers Karamazov
"I say your grandmother got freaky with a bear.'
-Luther McElroy on the lineage
of Jonathan Euane
| ^^ Thanks to all my really good teachers: RHS, DTE, TKS, JLL, TDO, PKM, MOM, CNK,
EVB, and especially MFC and DFC, without whom I would not be sitting here writing
this. Thanks also to my friends: LJM, JME (both), BMB3, JEC, UAP, KKH, NAB, LJW,
Alex K., JCM, DBS, ESS, TLL, GCH, BCM, Court, Charlotte, AHS, and anyone I might
have forgotten. Thanks also to Schmolze '96, and Sherwood '95 and Lars, and Paul and
Than. Finally, thanks to my family and people I should have thanked but didn't, I still
like you.
1, ! have looked into my accounts. I find this wrong aad this wrong. But, with God's grace, I will rectify this and this, I will set right my
ints."
James Joyce
Dubliitefs
109

Davic 6mith
Never forget the hard times and the
early days. Always remember where
you came from. -D.L.
And remember, the world is possibility if
only you'll discover it. -Ellison
Thanks: Lindsay, Matt, Megan, Jon, Eric, Andrew, Joe, Reg, Charlotte, Jessica, Stefan, & Suli aka Youngblood
,
Spectrum Club 95-96. Schmolze 95-96. Ms. Maull, Mr. & Mrs. Johnson, Mr. Denning, & all of my teachers Prep
for Prep, Mr. Bordonaro, & Rachel. Extra Special Thanks: DAD, MOM, the rest of my family, Luther, Unique
Will, Kate, Mr. Rue, & Miles Davis. RIP: Nan Nan, Amanda, Jason, & Lola Hall. TO EVERYONE THANKED AND FORGOTTEN- I sot i
but love for ya'... -Heavy D
110

:ral Thanks-God, Mommy, Erika, Prep 4 Prep 9, DTR, WSS, Mr. Colburn, JL, Jes
like you as a friend
o much to risk the
endship"-numerous
)an Rhudy, you
nk!"- Will Porter
ornhuskers Unite!"llier
'92-'93
lease see me."- W.S.S
have been silenced."ft
Vhat's a dildo?" -
ee ya next year."rnando,
2yrs. ago
onell means brave,
rk warrior."- Donell
gotta go on a diet ...
s I just fainted."- Joe
[r. Browne is a
ink!"- Mr. Roach
you can't get yourf
a 10, the least you
i do is (get) five 2's"
Method Man
am aaothing, if not
iced."- lago
ou are just like
o."- Donell
ve the doughnut to
... You know you
at it."- Mr. Brown
hy Mr. Brown alfs
gotta be picking
me!"- Joe
s getting HOT!" &
toast!"- Dave
O REFUND, NO
rURN!"- Luke's fan
>stacles are things
sees when he takes
eyes off his goal."
y it all down, sword
shield."- Toni Mor-
wer doesn't have to
N off. Power is connt."-
Ralph Ellison
lon't thing any of
i will make it
iugh the program."-
Bordanaro
Luther McElroy
1 Thanks-Big Brother. No Thanks-Mr. Hice. Mr. Wallace. Special Thanks: David, Unique, Jon, Joe, Matt B., Kate H, and Leon without any on you I wouldn't have made it. Thank |

She pulled in her horizon
like a great fishnet.
Pulled it from
around the whole of the
world and draped it
over her shoulder. So
much to come and see.
-Zora Neale
Hurston
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Cause I'm a woman, P}
nomenally. Phenomen
woman. That's me
-Maya Angelou
mi , T You trying to help Ike?
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room,
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They say, at the top.
-Langston Hughes
Special Thanks:
To my Mommy, Dad, my funky diva sister Joy, and my precious J.J. Jessica, Alex, David, Luther, Joe, Hadle
and Jon- my love is inconceivable. Ms. Maull, Ms. Miller, Mrs. Mein, Mr. and Mrs. Sturtevant, my thanks a:
endless. To the Women of Upper Pell, thanks for making my senior year all that. Always keep my pamphl
handy! More thanks to Emily, Kate, Kristin, Doris, Lindsay (Bowman and Allen), AA, TW, AH, JD, JW, and S
I'll never forget the Magnificent Seven, and most definitely, The Leisure Time Club- and Domino's Club for £
their support. I love you all.

are together ... yes, but sisters really against
itever denies us all that we are.
-Alice Walker
Then you rose into my life like a promised sunrise.
Brightening my days with the light in your eyes. I've
never been so strong, Now I'm where I belong.
-Maya Angelou
For their support and guidance, I would like to thank my family,
TZM, ELK, TKS, MCM, RHS, LH, and especially MBB. Special
thanks to the women of Lower Moss '95-'96.
My very special thanks to: EAS, KKH, JMR, MWN, EBH, LJW,
APT, ACK, SK, JF, LJM, and DES. Megan, Hadley and Linds,
know that your love has made me who I am, and to Unique,
words cannot express how much I have needed you and how
much you have helped me in these four years. I love you.
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114
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"I'd rather be feared than loved because t
er."- Fat Joe da Gangster
"Yes. Oral sex."- Mr. Roach
"Show me a man that is thorou
a failure."- Anonymous
"Joints, Blunts, and a Bong, ei
wrong."- The PhaVcyde
Matthew Bostic, III
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"If winning doesn't mal
why keep score?"- Ara
mous
...Overstand!!!men

Andrew Henry Plater
For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.
-Pink Floyd
mid like to thank...TKS, DTE, WSS, JPNA, MKD, DMW, ELK, and my parents who helped me through quite a
s. Special thanks to all of my friends, especially Bostic AKA Dr. Wayneman, River, EC, Reg, Nick, Trey, Matt,
sman, Mary, Allison, Rachel, Ben, Bernadette, Gary and Max, To all those who believed in me I extend my most
ere thanks.
115

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus
a day, so I never have to live a day without you. -A.A. Milne
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there
lay an invincible summer. -Albert Camus
Thanks to Mom, Josh and Peter
for never letting me give up.
I love you.
Also to LK, MEB, APT, PVL
III, MEBH, MWN, LCA,
LKG, JLL, TKS, ASC and K
95-96.
Most especially to MMD, AHK,
LJW, KKH, MDE, DFC and
DTR- you guys have made it
all worthwhile.
And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hoi
separation. -Kahlil Gibran

Life is partly what we
make it and partly
what it is made by the
friends whom we
choose. -Hsich
'ime is a train/ Makes the
iture the past/ Leaves you
banding in the station/
'our face pressed up against
le glass. -U2
... As they mingle with the good people
we met; Good friends we have or
good friends we lost along the way. In
this great future, you can't forget your
past; so dry your tears, I say. Everything's
gonna be alright. -BM
But, of course, it was herself and her own adventure
that mattered to her. If youth did not matter
so much to itself, it would never have the heart to
go on. Thea was surprised that she did not feel a
deeper sense of loss at leaving her old life behind
her. It seemed, on the contrary ... that she had
left very little. Everything that was essential
seemed to be right there in the car with her. She
lacked nothing. She even felt more compact and
confident than usual. She was all there, and
something else was there, too- in her heart, was it,
or under her cheek? Anyhow, it was about her
somewhere, that warm sureness, that sturdy little
companion with whom she shared a secret.
-The Song of the Lark, Willa Gather
Thank you for your help and wisdom:
RBR, MKD, and MCM
My deepest love and appreciation go to:
AHK (for endurance), RMTH (for sharing),
KKH (for heart), MWN (for understanding),
MDE (for a poinsettia), DBS
(for your shirt sleeve), LJW, KBS, CHS,
MCC, WFP, RJH, JEC, Lower Pell '92-
'93, K '94-'95, Upper Moss '95-'96 (a
highlight of my senior year), Espana
'95, and Jazz Band Equally to: KES,
RMC, LLW, MWH, EMR, DTR, GEL,
RHS, and J'OB's
To Mom, Dad, and Samantha: Thank
you for my being.
I love you.
I hope that each of you have found in
me at least some of the same treasures
that I have found in you. Thanks for
everything.
There's a kind of release and
a kind of torment in every
goodbye for every (wo)man.
-C. Day-Lewis

Melissa
Still with his eyes on the world
Christopher Robin put out a hand and
felt for Pooh's paw. -AAM
All of my Love and Appreciation to:
KES, MCM, UMA '95-'96
Mom and Jim; Dad, Vicki, Court, MacKenzie, MJC
AHK, LCA, JWM, LJW, CHS, EMM, RJH, ACK, MMD; OTP and
Fro-B
The web of our life is of a mingled yarn ...
Smelling the Wind
Rushing headlong
into new silence
your face
dips on my horizon
the name
of a cherished dream
riding my anchor
one sweet season
to cast off
on another voyage
No reckoning allowed
save the marvelous
arithmetics
of distance -AL

Augusta
Love and Thanks to: Mom, Dad, Adrian, Peter, Rupert, BRC, Mrs.
Bride, Mr. Bates, OLP '92-'93, K '94-'95, and the Annex girls. Especially:
MCC, MMD, RMTH, LJW, LK, ACK, LCA, KKH, APT, WFP and
Reg. "It's the laughter we'll remember ..." XO Augusta.

Thanks: Mrs. Denning and Mr.
Higgins-I've learned a lot, Mrs.
Bride and Mr. Young-for being
great advisors, most especially
Mrs. Johnson-I'm glad I got to
know you better this year.
Keep practicing. Special
thanks to: Kristen Tawes- I
missed you, Angelica- you are a
special person, Laya Brinston,
Andrea, Dominique, and Ann-
You guys I won't miss, Beth,
Benyam-Stay cool, Vita-you're
awesome and a great teacher of
life. I'll be there for all of you
always.
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When I think back on all ... I
learned in high school, It's a
wonder I can think at all. -Paul
Simon
Patricia Elizabeth Arce
Gracias: papa, abuelita, tia
rina, todos mis primos,
resto de mi fanilia. Recue
especiales para: Freddy
agradezco por todo, has
como un padre para mi. Mi
Siempre estaras en mi con
y estare agradecida por toe
que has hecho por mi.
quiero mucho!
,

Nicole
Susannah
Alex
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"Everyone must believe in something. I believe I will have anoi
drink."
-W.C. Fields
Thank you: Mom, Dad, Lib, Jo, Mikey, Geordie, Poppa and Gram
Shirley, Grandmommy, Opey, Sheba, Dan R., Elias, Roger, Heir
Rickert Dude, Barqs, Larms, B. Wright, Ronny Kim, Freebird, Doc
Katie Boone, J. Taylor, Dr. Seuss, Grover M., Daffy D., R. Dahl, '
N.C. Wyeth, MFC, J. Travolta, The Muppets, The Blues Brothers, (
and me.
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Thanks to: Mom and Dad, Ulla,
The Stones, Moe, Court,
Barker, Shawn, Timbo, Allison,
Slater, Brian, Jurph, Joe, Eric,
Reeve, Woody, Ben, Randolph,
Lars, Hillier '96, Men's Varsity
Soccer '95, Mr. Brooke, Mr.
Roach, Mr. Cheban, Mr. Austin,
Mr. Speers, Mr. Lyons, Mr.
Stegeman, Mr. Odden, Mr.
Lieb, Grannie and Howard,
Van and Anne, Steve, and
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want,
-Calvin & Hobbes
Childhood is temporary; maturity is forever.
-Calvin & Hobbes
12
So do not be like everyone else; even ii
are the one left who is not.
-Alexei Fyodorovich Karair
111 let you be in my dream if I can be in yot
-BobE

do today what you can put off until
ow.
"Yeah, you could say that.'
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Do or do not-there is not try.
-Mr. Lasky
• ;
Andrew — how would you like it if I grabbed
your balls?
-Mr. O'Brien

.,,,,.
Thanks to: Mom, Dad,
ECS, JCS, MWN, RJH,
WFP, ASC, MNM, ECM,
AAB, and JEC.
There are others here like
me, others who remember
Andy. We're glad he's
gone, but a little sad, too.
Some birds are not meant
to be caged, that's all.
Their feathers are too
bright, their songs too
sweet and wild. So you let
them go, or when you
open the cage to feed them
they somehow fly out past
you. And the part of you
that knows it was wrong
to imprison them in the
first place rejoices, but
still, the place where you
live is that much more
drab and empty for their
departure. -Stephen King
Thanks to: Mom, Dad,
Rob, Sally, MKD, DTK,
RMC, MKH, PDB, TKS,
NAM, and JLL.
Special thanks to: all of
my friends, especially
JFB, MRM, WFP, LCS,
ASC, JEC, LJW, and
AHK,
Really special thanks to:
Mel Brooks, Sid Meier,
the Texas Longhorn football
program, the Dallas
Cowboys, George Lucas,
Little Debbie Snacks, the
entire cast and crew of
The Final Countdown,
Abu Garcia, Jesus, and
James Farentino.
All in all, nothing human is worth taking very seriously.
So at last at least
the sky for me
is a pleasant gray
meanin rain
or meanin snow
constantly meanin change
but a change forewarned
either t the clearin of
the clouds
or t the pourin' of the
storms
an after its desire
returnin
returnin with me underneath
returnin with it
never fearful
finally faithful
it will guide me well
across all bridges
inside all tunnels
never failin ...
-Bob Dylan
I would like to thank my family,
all the teachers I've ever had,
and especially: PWB, GLB, KGB,
JLL, DTR, WSS, HHS, TKS,
TKO, MFC, CNK, CK-1, RMM,
and RBR. Special thanks to my
roommates, all the crews of the
Ernie Greppin and the G.
Lindsay Brown, and Cross Country
'95, and all my friends- you
know who you are.
...,,..• - , n MM
•Rl
Thanks to: ECM, ¥
LCS, RJH, MWN, \
ESS, NAB, JEC, M
HCR, RMTH, ME
JMR, DES, ARW, ^
III, JPEM, M:
NADuPR, TCR, P
KJC, DWS, my famib
my teachers, coaches,
Mr. Brooke.
-Plato Rep*

Douglas Parker
(looking at a star chart on
the bow of a ship) And this
line here .. this line represents
androids on steroids
... they're bad cats.
-Random Drunk Man
ant to be up in the air.
could be anywhere.
'ell me I'm wrong, at least till
>morrow.
et me free and I will follow.
New Order
i
I put all my hope in tomorrow/it's
gonna be great I can tell
but anyway/I see a new day a
dawning/I like to sleep late, oh
well, but anyway
- Blues Traveler
Giving you more time ponder
question like ..,
Why do you never see baby
pigeons?
Why don't you paint behind
the radiator?
Where do flies sleep?
Why don't bidets have seats?
-Anonymous
Yip-pee
To leave the thread
of all time
and let it make a
dark line
in hopes that I
can still find
the way back to
the moment
I took the turn
and turned to
begin a new beginning
-Enya
I miss you
Damn, I'm glad my parents but I haven't met you
don't hate me enough to send yet
me to boarding school. so special
- Jessica Rubin But it hasn't happened
yet
- Bjork
1
London ice cracks on a seamless line,
he's hanging on for dear life
So we hold each other tightly and hold on for tomorrow
-Blur
Thanks
- My parents for always bein ; there for me and not getting on my case
.. .'My relatives . .. Mr. Bal es ... Hford ... Blur, New Order, Phish,
Buffet, and all those other b inds I like ... Viva techno ... Fran, for
teaching me photography .. . Doritos ... Mr. Bean, my hero ... all
those at SAS who cared .. . C huck and Dave, since freshman year ("It's
hard to find a friend" - Tom I etty) ... the Club ... All my friends from
Peck and before .., Trey Lo v, for helping me become a better person
... Steph S. and Amv 8., for reteaching me to be myself ... WSS, AZ,
SS, JD, CT, NP, KG, JC, JH, DD ... the cruise industry ... the Brits
... Lizzy
'

in
AV
N
ID
r
: Are you aware of the seriousness
of the charges
against you?
: I'm aware of my ... Pants.
Fluff went to a
banker asking for
some bills. The
banker said, "I
ain't got that, but
I sure got some
powerful pills!"
- Phish
Gentlemen! You can't
fight in here! This is the
war room!
-Peter Sellers
We are all in some way
going to Ressida ... to
die.
- Soul Coughing
Luke! I am your father!
Join the dark side you
knob!
- Strange Brew
Remember: BBRRING!
BBRRING!
Hello Cheese?
No, Cheese Can't Dial
A Phone.
-Cap't Monterey
Jack
There is no greater sin
than to be boring.
- Stanley Kubrick
Remember: You can walk a
mile in a man's shoes, but to
get inside his head, you'd
have to get really small and
crawl up his nose.
- Cap't Monterey Jack
And God said unto Moses:
"Consider the birds in the
trees. They perch in the trees
and singeth loud so that thou
might aimeth true and bloweth
them to bits. And they swoop
and fly and smacketh into windows
and are suckethed into
the engines of DC-10's. Doth
they complain? Doth they
whine about being oppressed?
No! For they are too stupid to
know that they acteth like morons!
Man was I wasted when I
created birds!!"
But is the trutl
as Hitchcock ol
served, in the bos
No, there's nc
enough room, th
ambiguity's take
on weight.
- Gavin
Milarrrrrrrrrrr
Thangst: Mom, Dad, Grandma, Gramps, Da, Diane + Dempsy, Sass, Sue + Joe, Betsy, F.D. + Maria + Quinr
Cara, Beth, Chrisy, Chuckles, Fluffhead, Jurph, Beavis, Woody, Cory, Ganly, Bob, Miller, Elias, Zoks, Deuct
Bourne, Opus, Skeeter, Hirsh, Danny, Bri, Tiph, Philbob, Portnoy, Bass, KID, Buddwig, Don, Allen, Carson,«]
Moneta, Keev's, Chet, Richie, Steve, Doug, Wolf, Court, Caleb, Benyam, Tom, Brad, Simon, C. Paul, M. Lamottf
Norie, V. Schultz, John + Mike, Dennis, Breast, Vern + Vince, Lyndsy, Jessica, Brad, Jason, Soul Coughing, Th
rest of the TMP, Heather, Niki, Nicole, Emily, Sam, Peter, Mo, Milo, Ifat, John + Selavy, Zach, Ben Oberlanc
Oli, Amanda, Scooby, Wile E., Sam, E. Terasi, Bill, ungaro, CDP12572, Mr. Speers, D. Raybig, Res., Binklej
Phish, J. Feral, Patrick, David + Pattie, TAP, Tom Quimby, Ross, Ryan, Travis, The Bogans, Mrs. Bride, Hodg
Podge, Mr. Brooke, Mr. Wang, Mrs. Mein AND: Fritz Neitzsche, Vladmir Nabukov, Harry Nilsson, Stanle;
Kubrick, and Terence Gilheany.
"I was going to run away and join the circus,
but then I realized: I AM THE FREAKIN'
CIRCUS!"
132

e day you'll look back
d you'll see
iere
i were held how
die
a could stand
jre
d not move on this moment
low this feeling
-U2
ie is a train
tes the future and the past
ves you standing in a station
i your face pressed up against the
s
-U2
Neil Miller
I feel my body weaken by the years,
As people turn to gods of cruel design.
Is that they fear the pain of death?
Or could it be they fear the joy of
life?
-Toad The Wet Sproket
Thanks to:
Will Garner (Ganwise Function)
Tiff Thompson (T.T.T.)
Dan Rienhardt (Dan the Man)
Doris Short ("D")
Charles Raffetto (Chuck)
Dave Myers (Fluff Head)
Christen Douglas (KID)
Rich Everts (Richie)
Nicole Mones (Nicky)
J.R. Parsons (jurph monger)
Dave Bass (Bassman)
It's easy to sit there and say
you'd like to have more money.
And I guess that's what I like about
it.
It's easy.
Just sitting there, rocking back and
forth,
wanting that money.
-Jack Handey
Adrian Wood (Woody)
Cormac McArty (Cory)
Brianne McArthy (Bri)
Dan Wolf (Cannius Lupus)
Cynthia Miller (P.C.W.G.M.)
Mom (The Big She)
Dad
Odile
Odette
Luther McElroy (Chem. Pals)
Mr. Kemer (for not failing me)

ough I know s
;hed the track, t
s one to take me b'
Never let school interfere
with your education.
-Mark Twain
Time goes you say! Alas,
time stays. We go!
-Confucius
Now you realize that evil
will always triumph over
good because good is
dumb!
-Dark Helmet
You must approach each
test with the seriousness
and passion that you
would use to challenge
your death. You must prepare,
not to die- but to
battle for your life in each
moment with every faculty
and power available
to you.
-Mike Livingston, silver
medalist in the men's
eight in '72 Olympics
I'm a one man woman.
-David Smith
"Shuck Yaaahhhh ..."
To make Cross Country,
you take the worst part of
every other sport and
make it a sport.
-Peden Harris
n • .
7t~T ate i,
I would not have made it this far if not for the aid of certain
persons: Fleming '96- the freshman corridor, Baroody- for
Phish, "the boat"- for the season, WOTC- for recreation,
Raffetto/ Myers/ Everts/ Parsons/ Mazocco/ McCarthy/
Mones/ Rockwell/ Carson/ Moneta/ Adamopoulos/ Wood/
Gable/ Parker/ McCarty/ Miller- for good times together,
Trey/ Mike/ Page/ John/ Jerry- for inspiration, Wong/
Lyons/ Denning/ Gilheany/ Walker/ Brown/ Colburn- for
enlightening teaching and coaching, Wolf/ Garner/ Short/
Thompson/ JVS/ PNF/ AD- for true friendship, KID- for love,
Carolyn- for putting up with me, Pop- for care, Frances- for
everything. Those mentioned receive all the love I have to give.
Anyone else who has had any influence upon my life, I thank
you deeply.
"Can't this wait 'till I'm old. Can I live
while I'm still young?"
Humans can be defe
but never destroyed.
-Ernest Hemingw
Never before, in
course of human hisi
has so much been o?
by so many to so few.
-Winston Church
Oh you're just jea
'cause you're not gel
any. -Dillon Twombl;
John Lyons
Battles are won by fr:
ening the enemy. Fes
induced by inflid
death and wounds on'.
Death and wounds
caused by fire. Fire i
the rear is more de
and three times as e
tive from the front. F
tal attacks should
avoided.
-General Georgi
Patton
Lessons from the i
Wars trilogy:
Do or do not. There:
try. -Yoda
So what I said was \
from a certain p
of view- Ben Ken
No mystical energ :
controls my destiny
-Han Solo
... and no disinte
tions. -Darth Vader

paaa
Dan Wolf
"My feet on my table, and
a Cuban cigar."
-Dennis Leary
•«. * M
"God never listens to what I say,
And you don't get a refund
If you overpray."
-PMsh
-Will Porter Thanks go to (In secret order of preference):
Mr. Minor and friends, Mont/Dad/Pamily, The Loser's
Nietzsche, The falsetto people (Reality is just around the
corner!), And of course, JGR, BMW, ELK, TFG, GLB, KiD,
TTT, LEK, WG/DM (whoever you are), JrP, ARW
(crackbaby), CPR, SLH, MYTI, and the Scots
All of you who want to be recognized may cut and paste
their initials below:
I also thank .
ABCDEFGHI
JKLMNOPQR
STUVWXYZ
I
135

Group thanks to Oddis, Davie Statts (for the beer and the dirty jokes), Barskey, Xavier, Domino Club, Bowl
"Beneath me
another world
exists, it's
tugging me by
my ankles and
my wrists. The
morning wind
come pull me
away, out to
where the
dolphins play."
"I could never leave as I
came because my friends are
part of what I've become."
"Slowly and slower you learned to let
yourself grow while weaving through
each other in strong cloth."
"When I look back on all that's
past I think of all I've loved and
lost so fast. The bad times seem
to linger over me, but happiest
moments I've had are the ones
that are meant to be."
Special Thanks to Mom and Dad-" And I don't
think I've said I love you near enough." Pop,
Heather, Smokey ... and Annie-What
more is there 'cept "Purple eyebrows, green
teeth."? I wove shoe!
Thanks to BOB, LES, TKS, and MWBB-for
your support, guidance, friendship, and tissues.
All my hugs and kisses to KKH, AHK, RMTH,
LK, ECM, LCA, RJH, WFP, MCC, JMR,
APT, MMD, KID, SLH, NAM, and MEBH.
Thank you for the tears and the laughter-I
couldn't imagine it without any of you.
Also to OLP '92-'93, "K" '94-'95, and Moss
Annex '95-'96.
And to Conor-for everything plus.
I love you all. Take care xoxo, lindsey.
h
"But I'll see you in the sky above, in
the tall grass, and in the ones I love.
You're gonna make me lonesome
when you go."

Movement, Squish, De Weaner, Sausage, Yams, Tina T., Lars, Jerry G., and Conor (for being so flexible).
r I am there, and what
r ill not part with I have
little way away, I'd watch you
awhile to see you speak, the
y you speak, and smile if you
>uld smile.
I could not stay here, for I had things to
do, and a promise to keep. However,
when I left, I carried the memory of
that place as if it were a diamond in my
pocket.
There is a road, no simple highway,
between the dawn and the
dark of night. And if you go, no
one may follow. That path is for
your steps alone.
The wind in the trees sounds like surf on
the shore.
I will shut my eyes ... hush be still.
They said: come along.
They said: leave your pebbles on the sand
And come along, it's long after sunset.
They said: leave your pebbles in the
sand,
And your shells, too, and come along.
We'll find another beach.
Let me listen to the wind in the trees ...
It sounds like surf on the shore.
Come along - we'll walk on another
shore.
Blest be the ties that bind.
When I know my sun will shine just as sure as this
world will spin, I can hold on fine cause it's almost
time for that sun to come round again.
It may be gone, but it is not
forgotten.
Special thanks to Mo-mo, Jackson, and the siblings for
all the love, support, patience and encouragement over
the years, I love you all, Many thanks to the Roaches,
the Sturtevants, RBR, and Oddis, for all the care and
inspiration. And, of course, thanks to LJW, APT, HCR,
KBS, ECM, JMR, LA, UAD, LK, AK, MMD, RTH, WFP,
DES, AC, JEC, EMB, LJM, APC, AND Pell '96. You all
have made my four years unforgettable. Last but not
least, a very special thanks to JLL and HFL; I couldn't
have done it without you - thanks for ... everything. I
love you both.
- KKH '96

Charlotte Sanders
138

ink you to our entire famj,
all our friends, and evone
else who helped us
ig the way.
Love, Charlotte and Liz
I,
Liz McCann

A 11
"Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever. Not
even when I'm a hundred."
Pooh thought for a little. "How old shall I be then?"
"Ninety-nine."
Pooh nodded. "I promise," he said.
Still with his eyes on the world Christopher Robin put
out a hand and felt for Pooh's paw. "Pooh," said
Christopher Robin earnestly, "if I — if I'm not quite —
" he stopped and tried again — "Pooh whatever happens,
you will understand, won't you?"
"Understand what?"
"Oh, nothing." He laughed and jumped to his feet.
"Come on!"
"Where?" said Pooh.
"Anywhere," said Christopher Robin.
So they went off together. But wherever they go, and
whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted
place on the top of the Forest, a little boy and
his Bear will always be playing.
— A.A. Milne
The House at Pooh Corner
THANKS:
All my love and thanks to my family;
Mom, Dad, Diana, Michael. To the
Lyons Family for their love and support
and late night donuts. To Alex,
Kate H., Megan B., Hadley, Lindley,
Lindsey W., Taylor, Jessico, Serena,
John R., and Ben. For laughs and talks
and memories we'll never forget. To
JLL, DTK, DMW, ELK, MBB, KES, for
help and guidance, and to all my
friends: K 95 and 96 (esp. Rms. 92-95),
JMR, UAF, ECM, KBS, MMD, EMM,
RCE, RME, SYK, NAM, TLL.
Listen to the mustn'ts child. L
to the don'ts. Listen to
shouldn'ts, the impossible,
wont's. Listen to the never h
Then listen close to me. Anyl
can happen, child. Anything
be. — Shel Silverstein

, with his eyes on the world, Christopher Robin put out
land and felt for Pooh's paw. So they went off together,
wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the
, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little
and his bear will always be playing.
-A.A. Milne
is wasn't a dream; it was a place. And
and you were there. This was a real,
r live place. And I remember that some
wasn't nice, but most of it was beautiful.
•The Wizard of Oz
One by one we're
given these
memories to live,
just as one by one
they're taken
away. So one by
one I'm taking
each day in
stride, and one by
one the memories
stay.
-Bobbie Bros.
NPk
The most beautiful discovery true
friends can make is that they can grow
separately without growing apart.
-Anonymous
Thanks: Mom, Dad, Lauren, Danica,
Some people come into our lives and Nick - you all mean more to me than
quickly go. Others stay awhile, leave you know. Thanks also to: Jeff, Brie,
footprints on our hearts, and we are Will, Simon, Brooke, Upper Moss
never the same. '94, K '95 and '96, EMR, DTK, JLL,
-Anonymous RES, TKS, HDP, RBR, LES, Lindsey
Joy, Woodies, Katie H., Megan B.,
Megan D., Taylor, Allison, Alex, and
Brian. 141

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-Luke!
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ou have^to forget about what other people say,
'hen you're supposed to die, or when you're suposed
to be loving. You have to forget about all
lese things. You have to go on and be crazy. Crais
just like heaven. -J. Hendrix
[any thanks(in no particular order), NAM, RHS
788, DTK, MFC, TKS, Carps, HYDE, P.J., Mom,
Anne", Summer, Dad, Frankie. RCE, AHS
MB, PVL, NAB, ECM, VO'96, RMC, Mary Win-
;on.-You've all been invaluable.
River
Mcliciizic
Elliott
We are waiting for Godot to come-or for
night to fall. We have kept our appointment
and that's an end to that. We are not saints,
but we have kept our appointment. How
many people can boast as much? -S. Beckett
143

Brianne
"Your memories won't slip away, and
you'll be glad when you get older that
you were happy for today." Matthew
Sweet
"You friends help you carry the big weight in life. That big bu
we've all got called, "What the hell am I doing?" Seinfeld
"Our battered suitcases were piled on the
side walk again; we had longer ways to go.
But no matter, the road is life."
Jack Kerouac
Mommy, Josh, Bronwyn: for your belief and sacrifices and put
up with all my noise. Thanks to: TTT (laughter), ACK (talk), :
(understanding), SLH (perseverance), NAM (sweetness), KID (1
EMM (procrastination), CHS (knowing), MSC (stories), EJ (ma
matical failure for four years), JDF (mischief), GCH (being th
PSC (patience), JRP (insight), PDB (I think you know), Neil
Luther for Chem failure, Latin IV buddies. JPNA, RMC, ACR, B
ES, JDO'B, EvB: for your personalities and patience with me
the years. Special thanks to Mr. Kemer for mercifully passing
through chem reg. To Upper "M" '95-'96:1 don't think you all k
how much you mean to me. EECT, KDS, RLE: certainly mis
though not forgotten. Alex Trebek, Brady Anderson and Tom Cri
And anyone who I have accidentally left out in the madness.

stimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own
robert hunter
One person alone can be pretty dumb sometimes,
but for real bonafied stupidity
there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.
-Mark Twain
/
Thompson
you shall above all things be glad and young.
For if you're young, whatever life you wear
it will become you; and if you are glad
whatever's living will yourself become.
... I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance,
-ee cummings
Play for more than Eyesight
you can afford to
lose, It was May before my
and you will learn attention came
the game. to spring and
-Winston
Churchill my word I said
to the southern slopes
I've
missed it, it
came and went before
I got right to see:
don't worry, said the mountain,
try the later northern slopes
or if
you can climb, climb
into spring: but
said the mountain
it's not that way
with all things, some
that go are gone
-A.R. Ammons
up on the watershed, standing at a fork in the road
you can stand there and agonize
till your agony's your heaviest load,
you'll never fly as the crow flies, get used to a
country mile
when you're learning to face the path at your pace
every choice is worth your while
-indigo girls

Doris
"I just hope it was okay, i know it wasn't perfect. I hope that in the end we can
laugh and say it was all worth it."
-Ani DiFranco
Thrice happy she that is so well assured,
Unto herself, and settled so in heart,
That neither will for better be allured
Ne fears to worse with any chance to start,
But like a steddy ship doth strongly part
The raging" waves, and keeps her course
aright:
Ne aught for tempest doth from it depart,
Ne aught for fairer weather's false delight.
Such self-assurance need not fear the spight
Of grudging foes; but favour seek of friends;
But in the stay of her own steadfast might
Neither to one herself nor other bends.
Most happy she that most assured doth rest,
But he most happy who such one loves best.
- Spenser
"Every gentle maid should have a guardian in each gentleman."
-George Eliot
THANK YOU
Kristin - for the constant loving chal
called "Best Friendship".
Nicole - for your understanding, kind, :
nature and your unforgettable smile.
Susannah - for our fun times (especia
the little red car).
Will G. - for four years of consistency.
Missy - for teaching me how to be "rane
James - for our "confusion".
Neil - for being my partner in crime.
Gil - for everything.
I'd also like to thank - Brain Bullard, J
Rich, Chuckles, Sue M., Budwiggle, J.L
Speers, Lynn, Roche, Mr. Cheban, Miss B
& Varsity Field Hockey 1995, Betsy &
'95-'96, and finally my family- who gav
the gift of this wonderful experience.

There's nothing like a good b *** h every now and then- Missy-
Otherwise, I'll put on my waterwings and fly far, far away-
NAM-It doesn't take any energy to fall- Logan- There's a smiley
face on your knee. Erase it before it spreads.-J. Moore- Every
man must beat his own Slim Jim-Fluff- I bet if I shaved my
head and acted like a a**hole, I'd have all the chicks, too.-CPR-
"You look like you had an accident."/" Oh no, it wasn't no
accident. We set out on purpose to see who could make the
biggest idiot of himself"-L. McMurtry-I love the rain-L.
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Hughes-I felt your silent laughter at sentiments so bold that dare to step across the line to
tell what must be told, so I'll just say I love you which I've never said before and let it go
at that old friend, the rest you may ignore-R. Hunter
Much thanks and stuff to: Doris, NAM, SLH, DWM, DRM, WRCG, BCM, lil miss, KEE,
LFDG, Bass, Gable Soccer, GVC, Da Bow (Griffin '95), Pell '95-'96, Dominoes Club, TKS,
BOB, GLB, my family and Chuckles.
JBBB|B^
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I
deserved my friends-W. Whitman
Sorry, I never told you all I wanted to say.
Kristin

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jre for me to love and support, Megan for her counsel,
y for his unending patience, Kacy for her understand- Brian
'„ Chris, Christina, Leslie, Sydney & Chris, Roy IV,
nny, Matt, my Grandfather whom I can't thank enough
all that he has done for me, my Grandmother who gave me so much love, my Nana in England, Agnes and the
it of my incredibly loving family. Thanks also to Heinles, Moe, Barks, Shawn, Slater, Larms, Dude Jurph Luther
^nST 6 "' RU ^ 6 ' Ginna ' J ° m °' CR ' DM ' EC > Love D °S' AR ' KS > LB > LK > LW > LA. UF ' MFC, Voorhees '94' Hill-
9b , Concert Choir, and the rest of the people who made it all possible.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. -Ogden Nash
Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire

Shawn Kim
I know I may be wishing
on a world that may never
be. But I'll keep on wishing.
I'll toss my coins in the fountain,
look for clovers in
grassy lawn, search for
shooting stars in the night,
cross my fingers and dream
on.
- Tracy Chapman
•
Let us agree that we will never forget one another ... 1
never forget how good we once felt here, united by such gooc
kind feeling as made us, too, perhaps better than"we really ar
You are all dear to me, from now on I shall keep you in my h
and I ask you to keep me in your hearts, too.
- The Brothers Karamazov
Dad, Mom, Christine, Moe, Dude, Court, BW, Slater, Love, Si
Eaks, Riv, Barks, EC, Tim, Chip, Lynskey, Bill, Megan B., Alii
Taylor, Mary, Kate S., Liz L., JPNA, WSS, MKD, NAM, and
Roaches; Thanks. Alot.
«

COTBT
Thanks to: The fam., Moe, BW,
Rickert, SK, Larams, Barqs, EC,
Jomo, Bostic, Emmett & Ginna,
Ruane, my teachers, and since I
probably forgot someone, please
write your name in the space provided:

Nicholas A. Barker

•>•-

TIM LARAMY
I'D PICK MORE DAISIES
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN, I'D TRY TO MAKE MORE MISTAKES NEXT TIM]
I WOULD RELAX. I WOULD LIMBER UP. I WOULD BE SILLIER THAN I HAVE BEEN THJ
TRIP. I KNOW OF VERY FEW THINGS I WOULD TAKE SERIOUSLY. I WOULD TAKE MOR
TRIPS. I WOULD CLIMB MORE MOUNTAINS, SWIM MORE RIVERS, AND WATCH MOR
SUNSETS. I WOULD DO MORE WALKING AND LOOKING. I WOULD EAT MORE ICE CREA1
AND LESS BEANS. I WOULD HAVE MORE ACTUAL TROUBLES AND FEWER IMAGINAR
ONES. YOU SEE, I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIVES SENSIBLY AND SANELY HOU
AFTER HOUR, DAY AFTER DAY. OH, I'VE HAD MY MOMENTS AND IF I HAD IT TO DO OVE
AGAIN, I'D HAVE MORE OF THEM. IN FACT, I'D TRY TO HAVE NOTHING ELSE. JUS
MOMENTS, ONE AFTER ANOTHER. I HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO NEVE
GOES ANYWHERE WITHOUT A THERMOMETER, A HOT WATER BOTTLE, A GARGLE,.
RAINCOAT, ASPIRIN, AND A PARACHUTE. IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER AGAIN, I WOULD G
PLACES, DO THINGS AND TRAVEL LIGHTER THAN I HAVE.
YES, IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER, I WOULD START BARE-FOOTED EARLIER IN TH
SPRING AND STAY THAT WAY LATER IN THE FALL. I WOULD PLAY HOOKY MORE.
WOULDN'T MAKE SUCH GOOD GRADES EXCEPT BY ACCIDENT. I WOULD RIDE ON MOR
MERRY-GO-ROUNDS. I'D PICK MORE DAISIES.
Thanks to all my friends and most importantly my family

Who overcomes by force hath overcome but l|||lf his foe -t»«iata«Mito>n
m
inks to:
i Posse: Barqs, Courtney, Timbo, Brian, Dude, and Moe EC (despite his vociferously bellicose nature) and BC Dux,
Donough, Suli, Chuckles, Rhudy, Susan, V. Susannah, KKH, KBS, Ruane, and especially Melissa. Thank you all
your help.
cial thanks to:
ker, Rue, Mom, Pop, Rebecca, Ames, Drew and everyone at Stoke
iVilliam Gates and Arthur Agee, you have been tremendous inspirations to me.
nk you.
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Dave Chuc
•

Can You Still Have Fun? - Phish
106 miles to Chicago, we've got a
tank of gas, half a pack of cigars,
its dark out, and we're wearsunglasses.
Hit it.
ake and Elwood
a a Jedi, like my father before me.
Luke Skywalker
I'm your Huckleberry.
Doc Holiday
Phenomenal cosmic power,
Itty-Bitty living space.
The Genie
That's cause everyone here is just more than contented to be living and
dying in % time.
Jimmy Buffett
' Thanks Mom, Dad, Jack, Dave, Doug, KID, James, Richie, Jurph, Garner, Millertime,
olf, The Boat '94 and '95, Carson, Moneta, Caleb, Elias, Bass, Gable, Philbob, VE, v n.
iggums, THE CLUB, The Scottsmen, Baroody, Pettus, Trey A., Mike G., Jon F., Page Vay ^ c <
, and The Giant Country Horns. Johnny Utah
know, people are like Dominoes ... you know
ced that?
Shut up.
3m "Big Boy" Byron
So they say, thank you I must:
Friends:
Kristin, Page, Garner, Liz,
Anne, Logan, VE, Doug,
Mones, Nick, Helen of Troy
Scottsmen:
Chuckles, Stud, Big M, Janitor,
BassMaster, Beavis, Qball,
The Greek
Countrymen:
Susan, Mom, Dad, & Jimmy
Buffett
Extras:
The Club, Tom, Peter,
Connie, and the Schmolze TV
always falling down and getting set back up again, you ever
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Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river
was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement
of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the
words, and some of the words are theirs.
-Norman Maclean
I spent four years prostrate to the higher mind, I got my paper and I was free.
-Indigo Girls
The thin horizon of a plan is almost clear. My friends and I have had a hard
time, bruising our brains, hard up against change.
-Indigo Girls
11:23 pm: Oh (expletive deleted), I have to write a paper on the nature of ultimate reality
tonight.
James, quit drinkin' beer in clas
-Mr. K
Overkill? This isn't a game of Me
the Ouphe!
-Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Amazed at what we've come froi
and found along the way. Tl
wheels don't turn much diffe
ently; only the roads ha^
changed.
-The Samples
You all deserve my thanks, bi
the following hold my eterns
gratitude: TTT, WRCG, JRP, A^
CPE, DM, BMW, WotC, TF(
WSS, AMM, RBR, LDG, JH, M«
Dog, NM, CD, JL. And of cours
ELP. Words cannot express ir
love for all of you. I cannot hei
but believe that somewhere b
hind the clouds there is a pla<
where we will all be togethf
again. Love forever, Cory.

lappiness is being content with what you've got, so ge
oough. -Hagar the Horrible
hate quotations -Emerson
!*he reason the world seems like such a cynical place is
iecause cynical people have so much more of a grip on
reality. -JRP
know 1 thing; Indecision may or may not be my problem,
finamy Buffet
r ou know, women never really do understand men. Of
ourse men don't understand women any better, but at least
re suffer from the delusion that we do. -Nafai
'm not opinionated, I'm just always right. -Unknown
spent 4 years prostrate to the higher mind, got my paper
nd I was free. -Indigo Girls
.. i can finally say, this has all been wonderful, but now I'm
n my way ... -Phish
tarns out not where, but who you're with that really
latters. -Dave Matthews Band
olite bastardes non carborundum. -Latin Proverb
AST • -'V; •'•"'•
i order of appearance
ames G. Reeve as ... Beevemonkey
,R. Parsons Jr. as ... JURPHmonger
drian R. Wood as ... My Woody
avid W. Myers as ... Fluffhead
BR as ... RUE!
oris Short as ... D
ristin Irene Douglas as ... Kid
MW as ... himself and only himself, always
omac D. McCarty as ... Crackosious Ho
MMcT as ... Ms. M 3
iffany Thompson as ... T
(Epic march continues)
(fade to black)
(white graphic overlay)
Middletown Unit
Director. David M. Wang
Writing/Screenplay: J.B. Parsons, Jr.
Musical score: Daniel P. Reinhardt
Casting: Peter M. CaldweE
Camera operator 1: Neil P. Miller
Camera operator 2: Patricia Arce
Gaffer: Logan Greenlee
Boom operator: Dave (Doc) DeSalvo
Best Boy: David Bass
Catering: Charles P. Raffetto,
Cormac D. McCarty
Publicity/Communications: Brianne McCarthy
Rating Department: Rich Everts
Nicole Mones
Technical advisor: Eric (Elkster) Kemer
(the march fades out and the beginnings of Dancing Nancies are heard)
srtain copyrighted materials were reproduced without license by the following organizations: Phish, Dave
Matthews Band, Grateful Dead, U2, Linda Pastan
ot very many animals were injured or killed in the making of this film.

J.R. Parsons, Jr.
"Ah, Davidson, woe to the man whose heart has not learned
while young to hope, to love — and to put his trust in life!"
-Axel Heyst
"About poems that don't work — w
wants to see a bird almost fly?
-Mary Oliver
"Nay, by my troth, I know not, but I know to be up late
to be up late."
-William Shakespeare
Loads of thanks, of course, to the following, without v
friendship, support, love, and quirks I wouldn't have UK
half as far, nor had half as much fun:
ganley, p. rockwell, eleonore, mom & dad, woody, neil, (
anyone who has ever worn plaid on purpose, chuckles
concert choir, missy, mfc, dave, cory, tiff, the polar bear:
moore, the tree, kristin, linda pastan, doris, the sas coffeeh
autumn, the Scottish bee society, cindy, all of my teac
budwiggle, phish, and to anyone i may have left out — nob
perfect — smile despite
"pull this thread as i walk away -weezer

.nk You to: My Parents most of all, Cory, Dan, Dave, John R., Jurph, Neil,
, Mr. Wang, and Will.
r it
Woody
A true confession: I believe in a soluble
fish.
-Charles Simic
It is said that when a mole fails to
touch anything with the ends of its
whiskers, it develops a neurosis.
-Stephen Dunn
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f
I will not follow where the path may lead, but will
where there is no path, and I will leave a trail.
-Muriel Strode
Spelling isn't everything. There are days when spe
ing Tuesday simply doesn't count. -Rabbit
The people in one's life are like the pillars on one
porch you see life through, and sometimes they 1m
you up, and sometimes they lean on you, and som
times it is just enough to know they're standing b
-Merle Shain
I 11
j> .,.
. - : f '
Love and many; th$
Dad, Agid Frjftik.foc ya
Jove, humor,,and su pf
thanks also'too -,— -r.
Janie' Molly, an^ |Ioe.
Rebecca and""'
fill friends
life,. Tb6*ifcJSTffl
standing;!
You'Eleanc
5lg such' WOE
friends. Dora
Tjie time
thanks fopj
American by birth, Southern by the grace of (
-unknown

Lindsay Bowman
Thank you to my family,
friends, and teachers.
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I also want to thank all of my Facrats!
Tyler, (call me when you have
more loose teeth!) Alexa, Cinda,
Hadley, (never forget our times, I love
you!) Matthew, (I'll call you when I
need to write my papers for college!)
Zachary, Joshua, (Always reach for
the flags!) Christopher, Carter, Derek,
Ryan, Forrest (thank you for sharing
your "mommy" with me!) and
Malcolm. Though all of you have
given me heartburn and driven me
insane at least once, you have made
my life at SAS worthwhile and I will
always come back to babysit!
I
Emily Jensen
Because I have so many people to
thank, this page will do only that.
These are in no particular order ... I
want to thank Mr. Rue for believing in
me even with my broken leg and for
your eulogy, for Habitat for Humanity
for allowing me to help others through
Christ, for Knoodles for spackle, for Mr.
DeSalvo for spirit, faith, rejuvenation,
callings, and for showing me God, for
Gilbert for pick-up trucks and gentleness,
for Mr. Speers for birthday parties,
for Ms. Brown for lacrosse, for Ms.
Miller for the finger ... Oops, I mean
my finger, for Mrs. Caldwell for friendship,
and Mr. Roach for gentleness. For
Beth for messy rooms, Saturday Night
Live Skits, and everything else, for
Mrs. Roach, for cookies, and Party of
Five, for the Moss seniors for being so
fun and late night documentaries,
(Long live the Domino Club) for Kris, I
love you. For Pastor Tim for listening
and being my window to the world, for
Wendy's for burgers, frosty's and for
front teeth, Kempton for SoDak '94 and
'95 and for flat tires in Iowa, cloud
formations, belches, and "that thing
that I lost." For my family for dealing
with me and loving me, for Adam for all
of his life that I have missed, for Ms.
Schickel for Darwin, for Jen for giving
me something to do and someone to
love (buckles, spackle and flooring oh
my!), for Bri, for being my forever fellow
failure in math, you too Sha-Neinei.
Ms. Blenkinsop for growth and
youth, for FW, for Anne, for Ms. Maull
for Mr. Young of freshman and sophomore
year for bell towers, watermelon,
Spanish, talk and friendship, for Ms.
Roche for ER and Kringle disasters, for
Mr. McLean for quiet love, for Mr.
Higgins and his love affair with our
Algebra I class, for Ms. LeBlanc for
patience (for a lot of it), for Casey for
buckles and cowboys. And for Mitch,
Jeanne, Locke (Paul McCartney) and
Troy for love, music, inspiration, and
crushes. You guys rock! I will always be
the #1 Mitch (and company) groupie!
And to all of my friends, esp. Neil.
Finally, for Mr. Brown, Forrest,
Malcolm, and Cody- For almost four
years you have given me the greatest
gift- you have shared your wife,
mother, family, and cheese Doritoes
with me and I will forever love you
guys.
Jesus said, "if one of you wants 1
great, (you) must be like the Sc
(God), who did not come to be ser
but came to serve and to give His
for others."
-Matthew 20:27-28
PILAMAYA YELO, SAS!
Ms. Hewlett- How can I put into words my love and thanks for you? I could not have made it without you;
are my inspiration and everything else that has made my character. I love you with all my heart and will miss
so much! You deserve so much more than could ever be written on this page. Love, your semi-psychic adv
Sabrina.
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ien the road bends, and
i song ends,
e moves on.
-Paul Simon
I
. wish I was ocean size.
Fhey cannot move you, no one tries.
-Jane's Addiction
Beth
Mom, Dad, Tom, Michael (and the
rest of my family), Hadley, Emily M.,
Emily J., Jessica, Lindsay, Luther,
Edward, Jane, Flee, Ms. Maull, Ms.
Matouk, Lower Moss '96, and everyone
else who has been a part of my
life
for some part of these years: I love
you.
If you never have
you should;
This is fun and
fun is good.
-Dr. Seuss
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
"Pooh," he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking
Pooh's paw.
"I just wanted to be sure of you."
-A.A. Milne

er awhile you learn the subtle differences between holding a hand and chaining a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean learning and
ipany doesn't mean security and you understand that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises. And you begin to accept your own
\
you have to explain why you are
Even if you are not mad." -pink
st love and thanks to Mom, Dad, Kelly, Johnny, and Mom Mom. Thank you for the
tunities, and your patience. Infinite love and thanks to my close friends: hadley, Jessica,
i b., eleanor, melissa, liz dwyer, lindsey w., and rachel pfeiffer. And thank you, Wilson
verything. Thank you bevin, erin burnam, JEC, AHK, UAF, DBS (for your love taps),
i (gds93), KBS (roomie), MWDN, NAB, beth s., KKH (mujer), EMB, BCM, kathryn (for
ar sunshine) .. and to stevie comstock (I'll miss you). I love you all. Thanks to my Seaford
i: heather, noell, and Jessica ... you've been a part of me the entire way. And to the
acker posse '93-94, mary jane's last posse, the maggots, the packed pillowcases and "L"
, the magnificent seven of spring '95, canaan valley 2/95, Spain 3/95, "L" of 94-'95, girls'
ning '95-'96, lax '94, and (especially) to lower moss '95-'96 and every dance track ever
ced. A very special thanks to TKS, DMW, RSM, LHT, RHS, ASC, and TJY. And to
B. I owe every one of you the world.
f.
What is that feeling when you're driving
away from people and they recede
on the plain till you see their specks
dispersing? It's the too-huge world
vaulting us, and it's goodbye. But we
lean forward to the next crazy venture
beneath the sky. -jack kerouac
Do you know, it seems to me, somehow, that
if you were to stop thinking of me I shouldn't
be in the world at all. -conrad
"Stay" is a charming word in a friend's
vocabulary. -Ima
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[ noA 1 ysm pun 'Suoj^s aas A\[es^ noA 1 ^eqi uaBaj no^ puy 'saaMOu no^ Suuq o; auoaraos joj SUIIIBM jo pBa;su; mos UMO ano/( a^ejooap

Earth laughs in flowers.
-Emerson
He lay looking up at the stars in their places and the
hot belt of matter that ran the chord of the dark
vault overhead and he put his hands on the ground
at either side of him and pressed them against the
earth and in the coldly burning canopy of black he
slowly turned dead center to the world, all of it taut
and trembling and moving enormous and alive under
his hands. -Cormac McCarthy
brutalize me with music.
-Bob Nesta
*
I celebrate myself; And what I assume you shall assume; For e\
atom belonging to me, as good belongs to you.
-Whitman
my thanks to: JWM, LCA, HCR,
DJW, JMR, GCD, AHS, WFP, NAM,
TKS, ACR, EVB, ARP, PWB, DAM,
DTR, lacrosse, swimming 95, field
hockey 95, L 95-96, my family.
especially: KBS, MEB, Wombie, Lar,
RME, MBB, ASC, WSS, ELK, RHS,
music, Calvin and Hobbes, ee cummings,
and love.

' unending thanks to Peter, Things derive their being and nature by mutual
jphanie, Julia, Sarah, Mom and dependence and are nothing in themselves,
d-1 love you very much; and to -Nagarjuna
.dley, Jessica, Mary, Lindsay,
ison and David for understandeverything,
& making me
gh. Also to: KBS, LK, ABD,
1 H, SYK, REP, CHS, K-dorm
music, DW, PB, WFP, MB,
1 finally GL.
eep in the high that does noth
lere's somebody calling who's
e're every anything more tha
•e're wonderful one times one.
Plant your own garden; decorate
your own soul -Anon

To get where you want to go, you must keep on keeping
on. Norman Peale
A friendship that can end never really
began.
-Publilius Syrus
Thanks to KKH, MMD, MEB, BWW,
AHS, EMM, JMR, JWM, LCA, MCC,
JCM, PVL, EBH, APT, JST, Hockey
'95, and L-Dorm '95-96. Thanks to the
entire St. Andrew's faculty, especially
JA, MFC, GL, BOB, DTJ, JAH, and
WSS.
Special thanks to MWN, ASC, MWB,
and Mom and Dad -1 can never fully
express how much your love and support
means to me ... Thank you ...
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is love, enjoy it.
Life is a mystery, know it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
-M.T.
I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have
stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows with a harp and a
sword in my hands.
-Nora Neale Hurston
Every tomorrow brings new hope. Hope is not a dream but
a way of making dreams become reality. For all that has
been-thanks.
For all that will be-yes.
-Dag Hammarskjold
The feeling of friendship is like that of beir
fortably filled with roast beef; love, like beii
vened with champagne.
-Samuel Johnson
! * *

•
i time to move on,
le to get going,
lat lies ahead, I
ve no way of
wing, But under
feet, baby, grass
growing, It's time
nove on, it's time
jet going.
-Tom Petty
•up
AM7T- You
are my best
friend. We've
always kept
each other's
minds off our
troubles, and
know I
couldn't have
made it
through
without you.
By the way,
you can turn
the VCR off
now, the
movie is
finally over.
Pinckney Victor Love, III (Trey)
Gots To Git 'Urn
Ik like you believe in yourself,
d you head up high,
I never compromise your brilliance.
-Anonymous
•
a
Special thanks to: Mom, Dad, Melissa, Tyler, and Brooke, for all your
support. Mrs. Samson, TKS, JLL, JA, JH, RHS, and DTK, for your
guidance. Eaks, Stik, Riv, Slater, Smitty, R.T. (S.K.), E.G.', Bark-urns,
No-Dog, Charlotte, Boon-Boon, Taylor, Nicklin, Bozick, Phil, Payne,
Zany Land-urns, Kieffer, Barnes, Nei-Nei, BOBO, Moira, Alii, Eva,
Butch, Luke Baer, Sophie, Suli, Leonard, Lowa, and Bernadette, for
making the time spent here worthwhile. Xtra Special Thanks to:
Nuttums Rotation '95, Pluff-Dog, Happy Vasquez, Cheeba-Cheebums,
*Da Bird Man, Da Baumb '96, D-l, Sweet Yiggity Yams, Mrs. Abbot-for
the Nutty Habit, and last of all LiP Debbie, for nourishment.

Where Did
Missing:
Dan Rhudy & Carrie
Rorrer
16 People In Four Years

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In Memory Of
ILouis C. Mandes, Jr,
On May 15, 1995, Louis C
Maudes, Jr. was kill
automobile acciden
shocked when I firsl^
' could not b
the man who was such t"
friend had died. I began to think
of the good times we had shared
and of the effect he had had on
the lives here at St. Andrew's.
He cared about the people here,
especially those who felt left out.
Mr. Mandes saw to it that no one
was without a friend. If he saw
—B lonely, he came to
pp you. Some
K * as an old grou|F"
ts and headsel
! school and coi
every sense of the woj
a strong faith in Go
sessed a gift few shai
ity to make everyor"loved.
If he,"
somethinfbacki
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1
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The Sixth
Form
Thanks:
.,,.; Ms. Maull &
Mr. Lyons
Mr. Lyons and Ms. Maull were the
faculty advisors for the Class of 1996
for the better part of our St. Andrew's
career. They were each very supportive
in the own distinctly different ways.
Mr. Lyons was the all purpose person.
He would run any errand and lead any
trip-he even walked in the AIDS Walk
with us. Ms. Maull was in charge of the
bank accounts and pushed us to be
aware of our account balance and ways
which we could push it to swell. When
the form took on bigger projects, such
as the semi-formal, they were both
there to help us in whatever we needed.
However, they also relied on us to do
much of the work on our own, giving us
an excellent opportunity to realize
some responsibility. Although they
could not be at St. Andrew's for our senior
year, their influence is still with us
We will never forget J.L. cooking at the
grill during one of our many "bonding"
parties or Ms. Maull playing catch one
the lawn. We will also never forget
their hard work and dedication to the
form during our years at SAS.
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!l L /'; *
Dear Woodies,
We are very proud of you!
Congratulations, love and
best wishes to you and all
your friends of the last four
years.
Thanks to everyone at St.
Andrew's!
xxoo
Mom and Dad
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
—Dr. Suess
"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of place, if you look at it right."
-Robert Hunter
Gus-
Thanks for always being an inspiration to us. You're the best- and congratulations on making it i:
style.
Love, Adrian and Peter.

j ongratulations To
A
Real Prince!
Love, Morn, Dad, And Cynthiaah!

178
You're life has been so full.
We're so
proud!
We love you
Keep
on
Truckin
5-30-96

"Nothing great
was ever
achieved without
enthusiasm.' 1
-Emerson
To: Alex
Love: Dad, Mom
Hilary
India and Usher i.
Congratulations
On A Job Well
Done
Tiger!
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»,»„.,....
TO LINDSAY; THE GREATEST
SISTER ANYONE COULD EVER
HAVE !! GOOD LUCK AT CORNELL !!
LOVE, KELLY AND JOHNNY
CONGRATULATIONS LINDSAY !!
WE ARE SO VERY PROUD OF
YOU, AND WE LOVE YOU VERY,
VERY MUCH!!
LOVE, MOM AND DAD

CONGRATULATIONS BETH STEPHENS
ON FOUR GREAT YEAR!
Memories are the best gifts of all...
Thank you for giving us such happy ones!
Congratulations, Beth!
With love,
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LINDLEY
YOU USED TO BE THE ONLOOKER!
,
i
;"'•?.;' '=- :
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!
Why To Go, Beall! Great Job!
Congratulations To My Favorite Sister! Watch Out, Vandy!
WE LOVE YOU, DANICA AN!
NICK

To me, fair friend, you never can be old
for as you were when first your eye I eyed,
such seems your beauty still.
William Shakespeare
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere age and ages hence
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
Congratulations, Lindley
From your exceedingly proud Mom and ...
And many thanks to SAS for a wonderful and memorable three years!
183

"Our todays and yesterdays
are the blocks with which we build.'
-Longfellow
*•*• t * i -
Congratulations, Allison!
Love Dad, Mom, Mike, and Diana 185

186
Dearest Megan,
Curtain
light the lights^
ve got nothing
to hit but the heights!
It was hard to let you go:
To watch womanhood reach out and snatch you
Long before mothering was done.
But if God listened to mothers and gave in,
Would the time for turning loose of daughters ever
comeY
It was hard when you went away -
For how was I to know
The serendipity of letting go
Would be seeing you come home again
And meeting in a new way
Woman to woman -
Friend to friend.
Love you-A LOT,
Mom
Congratulations Class of '96
Alex and Stephanie Handy

III *
Congratulations, Brian, To You And The Class
Of 96.
We Love You And Are Proud Of Who You
Are And Of Your Accomplishments.
Love,
Mom, Roy, And Megan
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iave lone \vi
;it direction,
nappmess you can give

From Williamsport To
Williamstown
fou've Come a Long Way, Baby!
1
hank You, St. Andrews
or Six Special Years -
ou Will Be Missed
We Are So Proud Of You!
Congratulations
Megan
And The Class Of '96
Love,
Mom, Dad
Samantha
And Jessie
189

Congratulations,
Ginna!
Love, Big And
Ann
Congratulations
an flail the best to
Will Porter
and the Class o'
Steve, Manif, OH

One time she a "Mr,",
was on St. Andrew's Crew.
Sometimes she's a Big Sister, and a Best Friend too
She's plays a little trumpet, can snorkle with the rest
we love her as each picture shows and wish her ALL THE BEST!
Pappy, Moo Moo, Ansel, Kate,
Mathew Anne

Congratulations
To
Douglas!
As you leave St. Andrews go knowing that you can achieve
whatever you desire. Work hard, but always remember to enjc
the bright sunshine, warm breezes, and sandy beaches that lil
has to offer.
192
,s
With much love,
Mom, Dad, And Lizzy
Carpe Diem

' '1
We Are So
Proud of You,
Emily
We Love You
Mom, Dad,
Adam
Seaford,
Casey, Holly
193

"The sound of the low tide,
The smell of the rain.
Traveling alone in my boat and
my plane.
Take it all in, it's as big as
it seems, count all your
blessings, remember your
dreams."
-Jimmy Buffett
Congratulations
Dave!
Love,
Mom, Dad, and Suze
"It is only with the heart
that one can see rightly,
what is essential
is invisible to the eye"
-Antoine de Saint Exupe
CONGRATULATION
MISSY!
WE ARE SO PROUI
OF YOU!
LOVE, MOM, DAD,
AND FRANK
Thank you St. Andrew's for four great years.
will miss you

. Rabbit rushed through the mist at the noise, and it
Idenly turned into Tigger; a Friendly Tigger, a
ind Tigger, a Large and Helpful Tigger, a Tigger
o bounced, if he bounced at all, in just the way a Tigought
to bounce." A.A. Milne
i WP F «issr
Congratulations, Jonathan!
Love, Mom, Dad, Rachel,
Vtolly, Max, Sasha, and Jaws
Congratulations, Unique!
We love you, we are proud of
you. Never stop learning.
Love, Mommy Dad
Joy J.J.
Life would give her everything of
consequence. Life would shape her,
not we. All we were good for was to
make the introductions.
-Helen Hayes
Congratulations, Charlotte, and
lots of love, Mom.
195

Kate, you were always busy. You have, forever
made us proud! We love you,
Mom & Dad
• 1 1

LINDSAY BOWMAN
You've Come So Very Far And We Are So
Very Proud!
\
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Congratulations Lindsay
And To The Class Of 1996!
All Our Love,
Mommy, Daddy, And Peyton
197

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Congratulations,
Gratttis Jonathan.
In English Or Swedish
You're The Greatest!
Mom, Dad, Uilla And
(Especially) Lillian
Proud-Yoti Done IGrood
I vV^
m^)^ 7 ^' '
May%,teapy
Your Face Brighten Tl
Face Of VNUBN* |s, i
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pifaDadBei
Honey & L

EMILY \
Through all the passages of your life from starting at Wyndcroft
through four, years at St. Andrew's you have approached these
with excitement and commitment to do your best.
You have never failed to give it your all. You have developed and
cherished life long friendships which you carefully nurture.
Approach this next passage as you have those in the past and you
cannot fail to thrive and be successful and happy.
All of us have shared in your wonderful approach to life and you
have never failed to make us proud.
With all our love we dedicate this page to you,
Dad, Mom, Megan,Mac
199

6 Mos. Old
We love you, Trey, and
we are proud of you.
Mother, Daddy, Melissa,
Tyler, and Brooke.
200
Christmas Morning
4 Yrs. Old
Congratulations, Trey, #1
Son.
With your cheerful
disposition, bright smile,
quick wit, insatiable
curiosity, teachable spirit,
cooperative attitude and
loving ways, you have filled
our lives with joy. God
richly blessed us through
you.
16 Yrs. Old
3 Yrs. Old

Congratulations, Melissa
lay Your Life Be Filled
/ith Unlimited
ove, Joy, Health, And Success,
/e Love You And Are Proud Of You.
The Risher And Aarhus Families
1st Day Of Kindergarten
201

Congratulations, Court
And The Class Of 1996
You're A Winner!
Love
Mom
Dad
Erik
Colin
Matt
Rudy And Dasher

Congratulations,
Tim! I
iove, Mom, Dad, And
Molly
TIMOTHY
L.
LARAMY
j i 1 !
TQwU And

Congratulations To Our:
And Lovely Young Woman.
We Couldn't Be More Proud.
And Know That Our Pride In Your
Continued Success And Happiness Can
Only Continue.
Your Loving Family
Starboard

Congratulations, Brian
Love, Dad, Kacy, Megan, And
Chris
"Never Give In"
Winston Churchill 1946

Congratulations
and
'Best 'Wishes to the Class of1996%
l^eeCey Harrington
Cove you
and are so proud to Be your famity II
'Dad, Mom, CoCin, 'Kearney, 'Sen & Motty
I
'Be fjofd and courageous.
'When you tooi^baci^pn
your fife, you"(Cregret
the things you didn't do
more, than the ones
you did.
-ti.J. "Brown, Jr.

m j
Bit M
Congratulations Lindsey and the class of 1996
Joy is who you are - and what you give to us.
Love Mom, Dad, Heather, Anne and Smokey.

Ifik
Congratulations
Emmett
And The Class Of '96
Thanks St. Andrew's
Love, Mom And Dad
•
Congratulations Eric
The Class Of '96
Love, Mom, Dad, Beth, and
Melissa
You've always known ho 1
to drive. - Thanks to SAS
you're heading in the
right direction!
\ JBHkfc

Congratulations
Jessica,
Love Mom, Dad,
Michelle,
Majorie,
Margaret,
Junior, And
Wendy.
s agree that we will never forget one another. Let us never forget how good we once felt here, all together, united by such a good and kind feeling that made us, too, perhaps better than we
f are. You are dear to me, and I shall keep you in my heart, and I ask you to keep me in your heart.
The Brothers Karamazov

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'A Friendly Atmosphere for the Whole Family"
Serving Lunch k Dinner
210
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1 1 a.m. - 10 p.m. * BURGERS
CHICKEN * SEAFOOD
410 641 1210 * HAND-DIPPED ICE CREAM
— Reasonable prices
— Ample on-site parking
— Eat in or carry out
Fri.-Sat.
11 a.m.-ll p.m.
Sun.
12 p.m.-lOp.m.
Corner of
Rt. 113 &S. Main Street
Berlin, MD
(less than 1 mile south of Atlantic
Hotel)
seven south Washington street
in easton, maryland
410 822-7716
Good Luck Class Of '96 ... Take
To The Skies!
JUIAAAIT AVIATION
Toys and
Children's
Books
378-703

Vliddlefowrv
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24 Hour Emergency Service
r. David A. Beste + Dr. Ann Jackson + Dr. Lori Nordt
Warwick and Middletown Roads
Middletown, Delaware
(302) 378-2342
VISA • MasterCard • Discover
CONGRATULATIONS CLASS OF 1996
DELAWARE TRUST
Where R»plc Make the Dlfferencer
Member FD1C
PARKER'S THRIFTWAY
Middletown, Delaware
Owned & Operated by Archie & Dona Parker
BAKERY • SEAFOOD • HOT FOODS • FLORAL • DELI
Professionally
Decorated Cakes
Double* Coupons
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STUDIO & LOCATION PHOTOGRAPHY
For over 20 years
Photographing St Andrew's
Proms,Events,Sports,Students,
Passports and Catalog's
Since 1978
Call about our Beautiful Autum Aerial
Photographs of St Andrew's,they make
Great Gifts. . .
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FLEETWOOD, ATHEY, MACBETH, &
MCCOWN, INC.
Box 508, Chester-town, Maryland 21620
Property And Casualty • Life And Health • Pension And
Group
KENNETH C. FISHER
Bus (301) 778-0666
Fax (301) 778-0304
1-800-765-0666
BUS. (302) 378-2451
HOME (302) 378-4551
SMOKEY'S GULF SERVICE, INC.
WM. K. (SMOKEY) SMITH, JR. 48 E. MAIN ST.
President MIDDLETOWN, DELAWARE 19709
P.O. Box 2
Odessa, DE 19730
Carole F. Coleman
(302)378-4179
WILSON WILCOX CO.
REAL ESTATE
55 W. Main St. Middletown
Delaware
Phone: (302) 378-8560
Charters and Tours
Dawson Bus Service, Inc.
405 East Camden-Wyoming Avenue
Camden, Delaware 19934
302/697-9501
800/331-0412 FAX 302/697-96

Vlth Form
Lindsay C. Allen
227 Nylon Boulevard
Seaford, DE 19973
302/629-3162
Patricia E. Aree
513 West 135th Street
#2B
New York, NY 10031
212/283-7261
Nicholas A. Barker
5335 Sharps Point Road
Salisbury, MD 21804
410/546-5796
E. Matthew Bostic
100-02 23rd Avenue
East Elmhurst, NY 11369
781/426-0625
Lindsay S. Bowman
P.O. Box 679
Irvington, VA 22480
804/435-6635
Megan E. Bozick
15 Dumbarton Drive
Salisbury, MD 21801
410/543-9059 HEMl
Joseph E. Calder
1517 Locust Street
Williamsport, PA 17701
717/326-0798
Andrew Chang
80 South Shake Road
Harvard, MA 01451
508/772-6437
Mary Snowden Crawley
1730 Picadilly Lane
Raleigh, NO 27608
919/821-3308
Melissa C. Cull
2419 Anderson Drive
Raleigh, NC 27608
919/571-0833 ^^fmm
Megan M. Doherfy
1315 Campbell Street
Williamsport, PA 17701
610/326-3484
Kristin L Douglas
1182 Levels Road
Middletown, DE 19709
302/378-4950
Matthew D. Eakin
23306 South Dupont Hwy.
Rt. 3, Box 171
Greenwood, DE 19950
302/349-5346
River M. Elliott
517 Center Street
Mount Pleasant, SC 29464
803-881-8975
214
Richard C. Everts
57 E. Main Street, #2
P.O. Box 314
Middletown, DE 19708-0314
Unique A. Praser
408 St. Johns Place
#2A
Brooklyn, NY 11238
718/783-4722
Joseph D. Freeman
919 Ocean Pines
Berlin, MD 21811
410/641-6299
William R. Garner
235-B Front Street
New Haven, CT 06513
203/786-1838
Virginia C. Hamner
995 Sandfly Lane
Vero Beach, FL 32963
407/231-5070
Alexander H. Handy
27913 Peach Orchard Road
Easton, MD 21601
410/822-7626
Reginald J. Hargrove
9639 Norris Ferry Road
Shreveport, LA 71106
318/797-0850
Katherine K. Harrington
1490 Tenbury Common
Annapolis, MD 21401
410/849-2727
Courtney D. Heinle
1410 Ridge Road
Lancaster, PA 17603
717/394-6407
Susannah L. Higgins
350 Noxontown Road
St. Andrew's School
Middletown, DE 19709-1604
302/378-4038
Rosalie T. Homer
P.O. Box 1010 sfg
Sparks, MD 21152
410/771-4585
Mary Eleanor B. Hunton
5904 Three Chopt Road
Richmond, VA 23226
804/285-2582 B|
Emily I. Jensen
100 Veronica Lane
Bear, DE 19701
302/836-4288
Augusta H. Keevil
17 East 89th Street
New York, NY 10128
212/369-5766
Shee Y.Kim
DuPont Korea
CPOBoxl89,Ulsan
KOREA
011-82-2-275-5991
Alexandra C. Koprowslri
Muskrat Manor
4410 Bachelors Point Rd.
Oxford, MD 21654
410/226-5968
Lindley Kratovil
8340 Wickham Road
Springfield, VA 22152
703/451-2139
Timothy L. Laramy
8299 Diamond Back Cove Road
Easton, MD 21601
410/822-6912
Pinckney V. Love III
604 Edgewood Drive
Waynesboro, GA 30830
706/554-5657
Mark N. Mazzoeco
9 Warfield Place
Cumberland, MD 21502
301/729-0730
Emily C. McAlpin
The Hill School
Pottstown, PA 19464
610/326-7440
Elizabeth M. McCann
920 Rudgate Road
Columbus, GA 319904
708/324-2712
Brianne C. McCarthy
25933 Fox Grape Road
Greensboro, MD 21639
410/482-6063
Cormac D. MeCarty
2717 McComas Road
White Hall, MD 21161
410/343-0756
Luther J. McElroy
98-32 Horace Harding Exp.
Apt. 10K
Rego Park, NH 11368
718/271-1741 ;•
Neil P. Miller
208 S. Hanson Street
Easton, MD 21601
410/822-5025
Nicole A. Mones
3850 West Chapel Road
Aberdeen, MD 21001
410/734-4285
Jonathan C. Moore
R.D. #1, Box 312
Charlottesville, VA 22901
804/977-2006
Joshua W. Morison
Welbourne
22314 Welbourne Farm Lane
Middleburg,VA22117
703/687-3201

David W. Myers
217 New Castle Street
Behoboth, DE 19971
302/227-2775
MaryW. Nicklin
2000 Summit Terrace
Alexandria, VA 22307
703/329-8759
Douglas 8. Parker
Pleasantville Road
New Vemon,NJ 07976
201/540-9389
James E. Parsons
P.O. Box 209
117 Oceanview Parkway
Bethany Beach, DE 19930
302/539-3322
William P. Porter
323 Armagast Road
Bellefonte, PA 16823
814/355-0381
Charles P. Haffetto
301 Main Street
Church Hill, MD 21623-1278
410/778-6694
James G. Reeve
P.O. Box 481
Harvard, MA 01451
508/456-8845
Jessica M. Reid
679 Irvington Avenue
Newark, NJ 07106
Jonathan B. Rickert
6683 32nd Place NW
Washington, DC 20015
Hadley C. Robin
2001 Camino Paroceia
Apt. M90
Palm Springs, CA 92264
619/320-5343
Jonathan M. Rttane
122 Shadow Court
Dover, DE 19904-4816
302/674-1829
Charlotte H. Sanders
Route 1, Box 3809
White Stone, VA 22578
804/435-0938
Doris D. Short
261 Concord Drive
Pottstown, PA 19464
610/326-4794
Katherine B. Sidebottom
1412 Ridge Road
Lancaster, PA 17603
717/299-9855
Andrew H. Slater
208 Westview Drive
Ligonier, PA 15658
412/238-5760
David E. Smith
121-47 233rd Street
Laurelton, NY 11422
718/481-8682
Laurence C. Snyder
220 Laurel Lane
Haverford, PA 19041
610/649-9634
Elisabeth A. Stephens
c/o Unilever Arabia
P.O. Box 22800
Jeddah 21416, Saudi Arabia
96626917952
Enunett S. Stinson
141 Larch Street
Hollidaysburg, PA 16648-2714
814-696-7058
Allison P. Thomas
4405 Harris Valley Road, N.W.
Atlanta, GA 30327
404/266-9539
Tiffany T. Thompson
5921 Cedar Parkway
Chevy Chase, MD 20815
301/907-0066
Lindsey J. Willis
3868 Kenton Road
Dover, DE 19904
302/734-5141
Daniel J. Wolf
205 Buckingham Court
Townsend, DE 19734
302/378-2165
Adrian R. Wood
P.O. Box 189
East Templeton, MA 01438
508/939-8431
Brian W.Wright
401 Quadrant Road
N. Palm Beach, FL 33408
407/842-8212
Vth Form
Elias E. Adamopoutos
501 Tony Tank Lane
Salisbury, MD 21801
410/742-1626
Margaret M. Alexander
715 Green Winged Trail
Wyoming, DE 19934
302/697-1446
Bradford G. Barnes
297 Valley Road
Wexford, PA 15090
412/933-0074
David A. Bass
10740 Catharpin Road
Spotsylvania, VA 22553
703/972-2453
Daniel S. Benyam
5405 Dublin Avenue
Springfield, VA 22151
703/642-3079
Meredith L. Blake
914 Seventh Avenue
Bethlehem, PA 18018
610/865-5592
Kathryn P. Bohannon
770 Park Avenue
New York, NH 10021
212/879-2086
Allison A. Brayton
141 Brayton Lane
Chestertown, MD 21620
410/778-0325
Brian M. Bullard
201 N. Ambler Street
Quakertown, PA 18951
215/538-6106
Robert M. Carrow
432 Basle's Nest Landing Rd.
Townsend, DE 19734
302/653-2188
Geoffrey V. Carson
304 Country View Court
Janesville, WI 53545
608/758-1551
Philip S. Coleman
2810 Park Avenue
Wilmington, NC 28403
910/343-8320
Alexandra L. Cox
3111 N. Street, N.W.
Washington, DC 20007
202/965-0615
John St. Clair Craighill, Jr.
1406 Crestwood Drive
Alexandria, VA 22302
703/845-8972
Ashley Brooke Digges
P.O. Box 209
Chestertown, MD 21620
410/778-6061
Lindsay R. Dormer
1502 Camden Avenue
Salisbury, MD 21801
410/749-5603
Charles P. Durkin
142 East 71st Street
New York, NY 10021
212/737-9063
Katie E. Edwards
424 S. State Street
Dover, DE 19901
302/578-9913
Veronica M. Erard
c/o Blue Channel Chemical Inc.
630 Fifth Avenue, Suite 303
New York, NY 10111
58-2-927841
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Elizabeth B. Ferrell
4204C Knob Oak Lane
Charlotte, NC 28211
704/382-2814
Holly E. Fling 4
13880 Mandarin Road
Jacksonville, FL 32223
904/268-7280
Moira S, Forbes
1335 Burnt Mills Road
Bedminster, NJ 07921
908/234-2175
Morgan E. Foster
400 Greenwood Creek Farm Lane
Grason, MD 21638
410/827-6910
Jeffrey L. Gable
464 Winfield Boulevard, SE
Concord, NC 28025
704/782-0358
John C. Grant
10 Wentworth Street
Charleston. SC 29401
803/723-7264
Logan F.D. Greenlee
4500 Grove Road
Trappe, MD 21673
410/819-0702
William W. Hamilton
130 East End Avenue
New York, NY 10028
212/288-1281
Amelia M. Hernandez
340 Starr Street
Brooklyn, NY 11237
718/456-5207
William F. Herr III
746 Hershey Mill Road
Mountville, PA 17554-1705
610/285-7061
Sofia Hirst
calle El lirio #10
Col. Maquilishuat
San Salvador, El Salvador
503/224-0687
George S. Hutton
4216 Holborn Avenue
703/425-9410
Kathleen B. Jackson
806 Lunenburg Road
Great Falls, VA 22066
703/759-4888
Harvey R. Johnson
P.O. Box 186
Milford,DE 19963
302-422-6993
Mary Katherine Keeley
316 Buckhannon Avenue
Clarksburg, WV 26301
304/622-2216
216
Benjamin G. Kennedy
P.O. Box 57
Rector, PA 15677
412/238-5249
James K. Kieffer
622 Adams Drive
Milford, DE 19963
302/422-4736
Rebecca L. Koch
3813 Forest Grove Drive
Annandale, VA 22003
703/256-4285
Elizabeth H. Laffitte
Boxl
Allendale.SC 29810
803/584-3883
John K. Landay
1013 Windsor Road
Baltimore, MD 21208
410/653-0097
Serena H. Lehman
P.O. Box 161
Hurnmelstown, PA 17036-0161
717/566-3979
Randolph McEvoy
P.O. Box 4503
3900 Centerville Road
Greenville, DE 19807
302/655-2067
Dominic J. Menei
307 5th Street
Delaware City, DE 19706
302/834-6522
J. Payne E. Miller
165 Spanish Point Drive
Beaufort, SC 29902
803/524-7193
Jonathan W. Moneta
718 Old Lancaster Road
BrynMawr, PA 19010
610/525-5912
Amol M. Parikh
45 Emerson Drive
Dover, DE 19901
302/697-1999
Rachel C. Pfeiffer
301 North View Terrace
Alexandria, VA 22301
703/549-7707
Philip J. Pinch
892 Stuyvesant Avenue
Union, NY 07083
908/687-9424
Caleb Prescott
P.O. Box 4734
Kingshill
St. Croix, VI00851
809/778-2118
Sebastian P. Ramos
260 West 22nd Street
New York, NY 10011
212/645-2430
Tyler, C. Bayner
P.O. Box 139
Rocky Hill, NJ 08553
609-924-4058
Natalie A. Reese
5601 Kennett Pike
Wilmington, DE 19807
302/658-1281
Anne E. Riley
1435 N. Greenbay Road
Lake Forest, IL 60045
708/295-3708
William B. Robinson HI
420 Delaware Street
New Castle, DE 10720
302/322-4721
Page C. Rockwell
39 Beekman Place
Madison, CT 06443
203/245-8188
Simon M. Saddleton
1070 Merriman Road
Akron, OH 44303-1767
216/867-4855
Eva S. Sayre
2186 Jenna Court
Bethlehem, PA 18018
610/691-6189
Sarah S. Seibert
229 Wardour Drive
Annapolis, MD 21401-1256
410/280-0212
Andrew M. Smith
1826 Bent Pine Hill
Fogelsville, PA 18051
610/391-1669
Thomas B. Stephens
c/o Unilever Arabia
P.O. Box 22800
Jeddah 21416, Saudi Arabia
Katherine E. Thomson
1828 Wayside Place
Charlottesville, VA 22903
804/293-9939
Richard B.Torio
33 Lakewood Road
Greensburg, PA 15601
412/838-9898
Timothy J. Trumbauer
331 Park Lane
Chestertown, MD 21620
410/778-4654
Christopher G.B. Turner
P.O. Box 222
Middleburg, VA 22117
703/687-5452

Robert H.Veghte
31 Sunset Drive
Salem, NJ 08079
609/935-8019
Kathryn L. Wafle
11209 N. Club Drive
Fredericksburg, VA 22408-2054
540/373-0443
Vita W. Waters
77-09 Ditmars Blvd.
Jackson Heights, NY 11370
718/626-4125
Laya D. White
P.O. Box 384
Easton, MD 21601
410/822-1371
Robert H. Willey III
1456 Duke Street
Alexandria, VA 22314
703/683-3333
E. Angelica H. Williams
751 Hopkins Road
Newark, DE 19711
302/737-3090
Tonette A. Williams
107-18 130th Street
Queens, NY 11419
718/738-2945
Megan L. Wright
301 Quadrant Road
N. Palm Beach, FL 33408
407/842-8212
Edmund Y. Wun
113 Manor Avenue
Chestertown, MD 21620
410/778-5312
IVth Form
Luke S. Baer
1706 Bay Drive
P.O. Box 426
Kill Devil Hills, NC 27948
919/441-6111
Alan L. Bair Jr.
406 Prince Street
Bordentown, NJ 08505
609-298-5910
Paul B. Baker III
748 Oak Drive
Dover, DE 19904
302/674-3629
Tucker H. Ballard
7433 Flicker Point
Norfolk, VA 23505
804/423-1236
Mary P. Battle
606 Laurel Street
Conway, SC 29526
803/248-9496
Mark H. Bourne
24576 Langford Road
Chestertown, MD 21620 ^
410/778-1779
Mark J. Brathwaite
557 East 21st Street
Apt. 2L
Brooklyn, NY 11226
718/941-6808
Elizabeth E. Budwig
P.O. Box 647
Rising Sun, MD 21911
410/658-3132
R. Christian Burnam
150 Casparus Way
Elkton, MD 21921
410/392-4940
Paul D. Burnette
150 Lakeside Drive
Morgantown, WV 26505
304/292-6860
Elizabeth J. Calder
1517 Locust Street
Williamsport, PA 17701
610/326-0798
James W. Carrington
2332 Nebraska Ave., N,W.
Washington, DC 20016
202/537-7331
Emily C. Caruthers
P.O. Box 4019
c/oARAMCO
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
011/966-3673
Sloane C. Charlton
2325 Quarry Road
Box 91
Holicong, PA 18928
215/794-8938
Billy I. Cho
813 Bee Jeon Dong
Lucky Apt. 102-504, Pyontaek City
Kyong-Ki Do, S. Korea
Kenneth J. Chopek
109 Dickinson Lane
Wilmington, DE 19807
302/656-7157
Barbara P. Claypoole
88 Beaufain Street
Charleston, SC 29401-1952
803/722-8726
Anne P. Close
Box 23
Limekiln, PA 19535
610/689-5655
Elizabeth T. Cohan
2955 Newark Street, N.W.
Washington, DC 20008
202/966-2486
Michael C. Cordeiro
408 South Hanson Street i
Easton, MD 21601
410/820-7046
Samuel O. Cox
311 IN.Street, N.W.
Washington, DC 20007
202/965-0615
Jimmy L. Davis
519 West 151st Street
Apt. 14
New York, NY 10031
212/491-6137
Mary A. Deas
55 King Street
Charleston, SC 29401
803/722-8970
Geoffrey C. DeWire
10 Jefferson Place
Bernville, PA 19506
610/488-7936
Aakash M. Dharmadhikari
1205 Hillcrest
Mountain Grove, MO 65711
417/926-5535
Brandon M. Ellisen
1 Hill Avenue
Newport, ME 04953
207/368-2193
Elisa R. Espiritu
1910 Pelham Parkway, South
Bronx, NY 10461
718/931-2419
Emily H. Etherington
1312 Loch Lomond Lane
Richmond, VA 23221
804/358-6648
Michael J. Evans
10611 DeBercy Court
Dallas, TX 75229
214/352-9016
Michael L. Everhart
2316 Yale Avenue
Camp Hill, PA 17011-5339
717/763-4776
Meredith L. Forney
817 Savannah Road
Lewes, DE 19958
302/645-7698
Peter S. Frantz
1105 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10128
212/427-2428
James L. Granum
5126 Watson Street, N.W.
Washington, DC 20016
202/363-1155
Mary P. Graves
705 Short Drive
Washington, NC 27889
919/946-2782
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John M. Harney
1403 Joshua Drive
Huntsville, AL 35803
205/880-9858
Patrick T. Hazelton
2740 Andrea Drive
Allentown, PA 18103
610/434-8779
Bradley B. Hirsh
8935 Orchard Drive
Chestertown, MD 21620
410/778-1082
James T. Jenkins Jr.
1845 Parker Lane
Henderson, NC 27536
919/492-8068
Naomi C. Jones
P.O. Box 43
Kemblesville, PA 19347
610/255-4947
Daniel Hsing-Po Rang
140-30 Sanford Avenue
Apt.4B
Flushing, NY 11355
718/461-7079
Donald R. Kellogg Jr.
303 Corral de Tierra Rd.
Salinas, CA 93908
408/484-2300
Henry N. Keyser IV
408 Bryn Mawr Avenue
Bala Cynwyd, PA 19004
610/664-5804
Lizette Klussmann
1977 Crompond Road
Courtland Manor, NY 10566
718/994-3461
G. Emmett Lynskey III
39 Fawn Lane
Kennett Square, PA 19348
610/388-6588
Ian A. Malloch
873 Coachway
Annapolis, MD 21401
410/268-2614
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412 West Avenue
Wayne, PA 19087
610/971-9272
Edward A. Middleton
3219 N. Wakefield Street
Arlington, VA 22207
703/241-2732
Cynthia G. Miller
208 S. Hanson Street
Easton,MD 21601
410/822-5025
Sean W. Morley
113 Quail Lane
Kennett Square, PA 19348
610/444-1022
Nikki D. Mowbray
312 Delaware Avenue
Bridgevflle, DE 19933
302/337-7615
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Susan W. Myers
217 New Castle Street
Eehoboth Beach, DE 19971
302/227-2775
Noah K. Newkirk
115 Gosling Creek Road
Lewes, DE 19958
302/644-0880
Cristin N. O'Brien
1192 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10128
212/996-1032
Matthew P. Orban
8214 Ingleton Circle
Easton, MD 21601
410/822-0890
Elizabeth R. Paden
2700 Reynolds Drive
Winston-Salem, NC 27104
919/723-7720
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200 E. 84th Street, Apt. 9C
New York, NY 10028
212/988-1018
Gwendolyn B. Potter
300 Holiday Road
Lexington, KY 40502-1003
606/266-2722
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2707 Washington Avenue
Santa Monica, CA 90403
310/829-6906
Stephen J. Reynolds
3744 E. FishervilleRoad
Dowington, PA 19335
610/269-9346
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902 Cumberstone Road
Harwood, MD 20776
410/867-2052
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54 Lakeview Drive
Smyrna, DE 19977
302/653-6596
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3708 Maplewood Avenue
Dallas, TX 75205
214/520-1556
Talley P. Smith
15 Ardsheal Drive
Paget, Bermuda PG06
809-236-5670
Sophie M. Stenbeck
Mayville Farm
867 Cedar Swamp Road
Old Brookvilie, NY 11545
516/671-8910
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4306 Forest Hills Drive
Lakeland, PL 33813
813/646-6403
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Willow Lawn
14230 Lovers Lane
Culpeper, VA 22701-4160
703/825-5534
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8026 Maple Street
Fairchild AFB, WA 99011
509/244-6672
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311 Ericson Avenue
Betterton,MD 21610
410/348-5030
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1148 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10128
212/860-3155
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140 Carver Loop, Apt. 7E
Bronx, NY 10475
718/379-6032
Anne H. Willis
3868 Kenton Road
Dover, DE 19904
302/734-5141
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366 Rondale Road
Greenwich, CT 06830
203/622-4180
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13279 Shallcross Wharf Rd.
Kennedyville, MD 21645
410/348-5856
Ann M. Awantang
American Embassy-Lagos
Dept. of State
Washington, DC 20521-8300
011/234-1261
Robert F. Baldwin III
1901 Belfield Road
Alexandria, VA 22307
703/329-8669
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5335 Sharps Point load
Salisbury, MD 21804
410/546-5796
Carleigh C. Bell
25 Greystone Manor
Lewes, DE 19958
302/645-1282
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6 Lost Tree Court
Dover, DE 19904
302/674-4554
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Route 3, Box 283H
Heatsville, VA 22473
804/580-2178
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2100 Hollow Road
Glen Spey, NY 12737
914/856-6359
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104 Hobson Drive
Hockessin, DE 19707
302/633-4066
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Bell's Pond Farm
P.O. Box 1209
Easton, MD 21601
410/820-4090

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94 Greenaway Road
Buffalo, NY 14226
716/834-2100
Karl W. Crow
12395 Vansant Corner Rd.
Kennedyville, MD 21645
410/648-5687
Oswald G. Cuervo
1602 Division Avenue
Piscataway, NJ 08854
908/752-3040
Marie B. Devine
27810 Cedar Point Ed.
Easton, MD 21601
410/822-7292
Jonathan Downs
10 Sharptop Trail
Landrum, SC 29356-3141
9-3/895-9391
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6868 Trawlers Rest Circle
Easton, MD 21610
410/822-8275
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c/o Saudi Aramco
P.O. Box 11720
Dhahran 31311, Saudi Arabia
96638780488
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400 Greenwood Creek Farm La.
Grasonville, MD21638
410/827-6910
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11365TraskEoad
Waterford, PA 16441
814/796-2838
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672 Maple
Winnetka, IL 60093
708/446-7195
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206 Alderman Road
Charlottesville, VA 22903
804/296-4982
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P.O. Box 41
Hollowbrook Road
Pottersville, NJ 07979
908/439-3755
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1490 Tentmry Common
Annapolis, MD 21401
410/849-2727
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P.O. Box 609
Far H2is,NJ 07931
908/439-3015
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Greensboro, NO 27408
910/272-5534
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Bel Air, MD 21015
410/836-0787
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26 Grant Avenue
Cypress Hills, NY 11208
718/647-7783
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P.O. Box 3633
Littleton, CO 80161-3633
303-773-9587
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116-12 147th Street
Jamaica, NY 11436
718/529-4926
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316 Buckhannon Avenue
Clarksburg, WV 26301
304/622-2216
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8299 Diamond Back Cove Rd.
Easton, MD 21601
410/822-6912
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1 Oxford Place
Lawrence, NY 11559
516/239-4429
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540 Highland Road
Pottstown, PA 19464
215/327-4228
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127 Arrowhead Way
Queenstown, MD 21658
410/827-7947
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19 Beaver Dam Circle
Lewes, DE 19958
302/945-7262
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108 Hickory Lane
Chestertown, MD 21620
401/778-9010
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718 Old Lancaster Road
Bryn Mawr, PA 19010
610/525-5912
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18 Coventry Road
Rehoboth Beach, DE 19971
302/227-6907
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131 West 23rd Street
Erie, PA 16502
814/456-4763
Jared E. Rochester
26629 Medders Rd
P.O. Box 108
Still Pond, MD 21667
410/348-5926
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308 Crabtree Drive
Conway, SC 29526
803/365-3407
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2727 Providence Spring Lane
Charlotte, NC 28270
704/849-9545
Helen" C. Smith
1300 Locust Avenue
Bel Air, MD 21014
410/879-8324
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1111 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10128
212/348-6334
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108 Marsh Road
Rehoboth Beach, DE 19971
302/227-7996
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414 West Street
P.O. Box 900
Clayton, DE 19938
302/653-8241
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201 Belle Point Drive
Queenstown, MD 21658
410/827-6263
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780 Watermill Drive
Merritt Island, PL 32952-4138
407/453-7930
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868 Coachway Drive
Annapolis, MD 21401
410/849-2294
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Smyrna, DE 19977
302/653-9682
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The Editors Of The 1996 Griffin
Jonathan Ruane
Ginna Hamner
Joe Freeman
Luther McElroy
Alex Koprowski
Allison Thomas
Jessica Reid
Mr. Lee Leal.
Co-Editor
Co-Editor
Business Editor
Photography Editor
Photography Editor
Copy Editor
Layout Editor
Advisor
This yearbook staff would like to thank: jr's typewriter (without whom this
yearbook would not be possible), Emmett Stinson, Jon Moore, Katie Thomson,
Becca Koch, Sarah Siebert, Reg Hargrove, Jon Rickert, Ben Kennedy, James
Jenkins, Mr. Schrenker, Mrs. Dugan, Mrs. Sill, and the Business Office.

Baseball
Take It Home!
This year's baseball team had a
season to be remembered. It was
emotionally difficult due to the loss
of two of our key players. But despite
all the obstacles in our path,
we earned our first .500 season in
three years. The team fought
through several battles, losing four
no-run ball games and coming back
to win several games in the last inning.
Led by seniors Richie Everts
and Reg Hargrove, the team gained
its two most satisfying victories in
the latter part of the season. One of
these victories was against rival
school Tatnall, where we came back
in the last inning to the score ten
runs and deliver Tatnall its only
conference loss. The other was
against a very experienced Lake
Forest team, which we won by a
score of 3 to 2, making three close
plays at the plate. These two games
brought the team's record to 9-9,
and were representative of the
team's hard work and determination
throughout the year. With six
starters returning next year, and a
few more prospects, we look forward
to another successful season.
Front Row: Walker, Roach, Burnette, Kim, Hargrove, Everts, Herr, Pinch, Middleton. Back
Row: Bair, DeWire, Smith, A., Bostic, Maxfield, Kieffer, Wright, B., Colburn, Hyde.

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Front Row: Breakwell, Johnson, Cowan, McDonough, Jewell; Second Row: Mr.
Lieb, Baer, Harrington, Pietras, Mr. DeSalvo; Third Row: Rayner, Barnes, Orhan,
Cho, McElroy.
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Men's Crew
It's Not Your
Size It's How
You Use It
First of all, the men's varsity
crew would like to publicly deny all
charges of rerigging the women's
first shell. Our fingers are pointed
at the JV Baseball team.
After Mr. Brown decided (luckily)
not to kill us for our hilarious
April Fool's prank, we had to redeem
ourselves. Fortunately, we
were able to do this. Despite the
fact that the boat lineup changed
almost every race, we managed to
give the top schools in the nation a
close race.
Though not impressive in stature,
we made up for our deficient
size on the water. As one put it,
"Our navy is excellent, but we
would be destroyed in a land war."
The men's varsity eight placed
fourth at the Stotesbury Regatta in
Philadelphia. The next week we
placed fourth at the Scholastic Regatta,
missing third place by only
five tenths of a second after an incredible
race.
We did receive a gold medal at
the prestigious Mid-Hudson Regatta.
This race was particularly
fun because everyone on our boat
(first boat) was seriously outweighed
(except for the coxswain).
This race showed that, once again,
size doesn't matter, it's how you
use it.
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First Boat: Saddleton, Miller, Wolf,
Reeve, Myers, D., Chopek, Stephens,
T., Kennedy. Coxswain: Porter.
Senior Eight B: Moore, Keyser, Chang,
Mazzocco, Rickert, Carson, Parsons,
Wood. Coxswain: Raffetto.
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Junior Eight: Durkin, Hutton, Granum,
Reynolds, F., Moneta, J., Mailoch,
Evans, McEvoy. Coxswain:
Smith, C.

Women's Crew
The '96 season was an all-around
success for the women's crew program.
Co-captains Lindsey Willis and
Kristen Douglas led the team in an astounding
season. The women's Varsity
Eight was filled with not only the
talent, but the determination to win.
At the Mid-Hudson Regatta they captured
gold and at New Jersey's they
finished second by 1.19 seconds to Thomas
Jefferson. In a breathtaking final
at the Stotesbury Regatta, the
Griffin beat out T.J., who they had
lost to in a preliminary heat, to capture
the silver medal. Meanwhile the
Caroline was having a tremendous
season. They were the first Junior
Eight to make the finals at Stotesbury
in three years. They finished their
season with a phenomenal fourth
place at Scholastic Nationals, missing
a bronze by only .26 seconds. The Senior
Eight B, enjoyed this spring being
coached by friend and alum Kelly
SchimmeL Some of them had the
honor of rowing on the first St. Andrew's
quad. The Freshmen eight
won not only a bronze at Stotesbury,
but the silver at Scholastic Nationals.
They, along with the rest of the women's
program owe Lise Shickel a great
deal of thanks for her tremendous
coaching skills; she will be greatly
missed next season. In addition we
would like to give thanks to assistant
coach Steve Lord for helping out with
the novices, and Mr. Statts for all of
his hard work. Most of all we would
like to thank the leadership and inspiration
of Mr. Bates who helped make
the *96 season an unforgettable one.
A Smooth Application Of
Power!
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Senior 8: Willis, A., Reese, Rockwell, Alexander, Willis, L., Thomson, Fling, Douglas.
Coxswain: Foster, M.

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Junior 8: Schneider, Keeley, Erard, Ferrell, Riley, Blake, Battle, Cohan. Senior 8 B: Higgins, McCarthy, Mones, Short, Kaprowski Keevil
Coxswain: Koch. Allen. (Not Pictured: Fraser). Coxswain: Charlton.

JV Women's Crew
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Freshman 8: Marvel, Green, Keeley, M., Walter, Fontanilla, Saunders,
Vaughn. Coxswain: Holderness.
Fifth Boat: Klussman, Amapandi, Potter, Deas, Awantang, Caruth- Fourth Moat: Wade, Smith, T., Trindle, Ballard, Satterfield, Wright
ers, Hirst, Espiritu. Coxswain: Wun, A. M., Thompson, Jones, Edwards. Coxswain: Miller, C.
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JV Men's Crew
Third Boat: Carrington, Jenkins, Hazelton,
Morley, Coleman, Everhart, Thomas, N.,
Kellogg. Coxswain: Greenlee.
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Freshman Eight: Vassalotti, Cuervo, Baldwin,
Connell, Ward, Comstock, Moneta, C.,
duPont, Crow. Coxswain: Hovan.

Men's Tennis
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Lead by captain Erie Calder, and seniors
Court Heinle, Tim Laramy, and Curtis Snyder,
the men's varsity tennis finished with an
impressive (11-2) record with one of our losses
coming to the second place finisher in the
state tournament, Salesianum. Mr. Denning's
speech at the sports banquet pretty much
sums up our season. On any given day every
single player on the team was the most valuable
player, but the match that really comes
to mind is our clinching of the conference
championship at Tatnall with second doubles
(Charlie Leonard and David Sykes) splitting
sets and then asking Mr. Denning if they
would be heroes if they pulled out the third
set. Of course they did and clinched our second
straight conference championship. Other
important contributions came from Tim
Laramy and Box Veghte, who finished undefeated
in the regular season. Without this consistency
we could have not had the success
that we did. Court Heinle and Emmett Lynskey
both finished 10-3, challenging the state
champions in their semi-final rounds of the
state tournament. Dave and Charlie also
made it to the semi's of the state tournament.
With these strong finishes, our team placed
sixth in the state tournament.
Special thanks goes out to Mr. Matusow,
our assistant coach, who decided that coming
out in his "free time" meant coming to every
practice and home match. We could not have
enjoyed our success without him. Thanks go
as well to Mr. Colburn for his excellent scheduling
and pep talks, Mr. Simmons for giving
us a never-ending supply of balls, Mr. Stegeman,
our JV coach, Mrs. Roach and the backto-back
state champion women's team, and
our leader, on and off the court, Eric Calder.
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Junior Varsity First Row: Benyam, Gorny, Hance, Parikh, Phillips, Frantz. Second
Row: Mr. Stegeman, Dharmadhikari, Johnson, R., Hamilton, Harney, Heckman.
Varsity First Row: Mr. Denning, Sykes, Laramy, T. Second Row: Mr. Matusow, Leonard,
Stephens, J., Lynskey, Heinle, Snyder. Third Row: Calder, Veghte.

Women's Tennis
First Row: Tholand, Bell, Hernandez. Second Row: Mrs. Hanover, Watson, Laffitte, Cox, A.
Third Row: Claypoole, Bohannon, O'Brien, Lehman. Fourth Row: Doherty, Mrs. Roach, Hadley
Roach, Thomas.
State Champions ...
Again
The 1996 tennis season was
again a great success. Allison
Thomas and Megan Doherty,
the senior captains, worked
hard to unify the team and help
us win the state tournament.
In our regular season, we were
again conference champions after
finishing with a 15-1 record.
When the week of the state
tournament arrived, we filled
ourselves with water, bananas,
and pretzels and arrived in
Newark as an intimidating
force. Every player received a
bye in the first round and then
succeeded in winning both the
second and third rounds, an impressive
achievement for such a
group. In the fourth round,
Megan Doherty and Alexandra
Cox suffered a loss to Milford,
the #2 seed. Megan and Alexandra
played second doubles
and finished the regular season
undefeated. Pringle Claypoole,
the second singles player, also
lost to Megan Denher of Concord,
who went on to win the
state tournament. Pringle had
an impressive season and won
the "most improved player"
award.
Allison Thomas had an outstanding
season at first singles.
She upset the #1 player in the
state and played an elegant and
strong match in the finals of
the state tournament in a losing
effort. Kathryn Bohannon
beat the invincible Fran, her
nemesis of the season, in the
state tournament, after losing
to her two times before. Serena
Lehman and Cristin O'Brien
also won the state tournament
by playing tough, unbeatable
doubles.
The team could not have succeeded
without the help of both
Katie Watson and Elizabeth
Laffitte, our exhibition players,
Mr. Austin and his impressive
doubles skills, Mr. Matusow,
and especially Mrs. Roach, who
helped to elevate the team to
the position it deserved.
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Men's Lacrosse
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The 1996 lacrosse season ended in
fine form with the team finishing third
in the state of Delaware. This year the
team was young and filled with new recruits
which were not used to the intense
level of play in the Independent
Conference. Assistant Coach Dan
Mitchell, who also coached at Wilmington
Friends and at one time was an assistant
for the U.S. Naval Academy,
was the master mind behind the Saint's
offense all season. Head Coach Tom
Sturtevant, who had hand picked
Coach Mitchell, brought the team together
early in the season and said,
"Boys, Coach Mitchell has been around
the game of Lacrosse since you were in
diapers and he knows what he is doing.
So listen to him". The season started
off to a fast start with the Saints jumping
out to 2-0 record thanks to the vigorous
play of senior captains River Elliot
and Andrew Slater. The Saints finished
out the regular season on a six
game winning streak thanks to the incredible
goal keeping of Dave Bass.
Dave, however, had a lot of help from
the Saint's swarming defense, the core
of which was comprised of first year
long stick defense men Nick Barker
and Will Robinson. Although the offense
was centered around tenacious
mid fielder Andy Slater, it was the mixture
of attackmen John Landay, Than
Rhorbach, Sam Cox, and Jeff Gable
that usually ended up on the scoring
end of a feed. It was this great balance
of offense and defense which enabled
the Saints to reach the semifinals in
the state playoffs after beating Christiana
and Achilles heel Sanford. John
Landay summed up the year by saying,
"Nobody thought we would get this far,
we had a great season, and most importantly
we had a lot of fun."
First Row: Turner, Bass, Barker, Nick, Slater, Elliot, Smith, D., Love, Reynolds, S. Second
Row: Torio, Robinson, Gable, Trumbauer, Grant, Watkins, Landay, Wun, E. Third Row:
Mones, D., Carrow, Cordeiro, Wilson, Craighill, Gray, Newkirk. Back Row: Mr. Sturtevant,
Cox, S., Ramos, Downs, Rochester, Freeman.

Women's Lax
This year's women's lacrosse
team had a fantastic season.
With a 12-2-2 record, losing
only to Tower Hill, we once
again proved to the conference
that the St. Andrew's women's
sports program is a force to be
reckoned with. This season, we
also expanded our horizons,
spending an awesome week
training in Hilton Head, S.C.,
and participating in a challenging
day-long tournament in
Washington, B.C. The team
will certainly miss the nine seniors
who contributed so much
to our team spirit and unity,
but with seven returning varsity
players and a JV team
loaded with talent, the St. Andrew's
women's lacrosse team
can look forward to considerable
success in the years to
come. We would like to thank
Mrs. Bride, Mrs. Chilton, Ms.
LeBlanc, and all our devoted
fans. Congratulations to MVP's
Mary Nicklin and Jessica Reid,
all-conference selections (first
team) Mary Nicklin, Jessica
Reid, Megan Bozick, Anne
Close, (second team) Eva Sayre
and Taylor Horner, and allstate
selection (honorable mention)
Mary Nicklin.
Varsity. Front Row: Reid, Nicklin. Second Row: Jensen, Bowman, Harrington, K.,
Bozick, Robin, Horner, McAlpin. Third Row: Smith, H., Calder, Eliz., Stenbeck, Close,
Devine, Patton. Back Row: Mrs. Bride, Pfeiffer, Sayre, Mrs. Chilton.

Junior Varsity. Front Row: Digges, Dormer. Second Row: Counts, Bugg, Foster, C.,
Laramy, M., Barker, Nina, Atwater. Back Row: Mrs. Chilton, Graves, Etherington,
Williams, T., Kratovil, Siebert, Forbes, Paden, Mowbray. 17

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