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<strong>THE</strong> <strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> <strong>SYNOPSIS</strong><br />

by Kenneth Perry Landon, Jr.<br />

1995<br />

A Complete Synopsis<br />

of<br />

7KH /DQGRQ &KURQLFOHV<br />

(an oral history of<br />

Margaret Dorothea Mortenson Landon<br />

and<br />

Kenneth Perry Landon,<br />

recorded by their son,<br />

Kenneth Perry Landon, Jr.<br />

from 1976 to 1989)<br />

Dedicated to the memory of my mother and father<br />

©1996 Kenneth Landon, Jr<br />

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INTRODUCTION #1<br />

(The personal introduction)<br />

In June, 1976, my parents celebrated their fiftieth anniversary, and the whole family travelled<br />

from around the country to Dousman, Wisconsin, for the celebration. As my special tribute to Mother<br />

and Dad, I wrote an eighteen-minute song and narrative about them, throwing in references to every<br />

story and every aspect of their lives that I could think of. Their lives spanned the century and were full<br />

of personal and professional accomplishment. From infancy, I had listened to the two of them telling<br />

dramatic stories from the various periods of their lives, and as my wife Nona Beth and I drove out with<br />

Margaret and Kenneth to Dousman, I queried them about this story or that event. They would fill in<br />

the details, and I would add bits and pieces to my song. I realized there was much I did not know<br />

about these people I was so close to.<br />

The week in Dousman was a rich celebration of family, and my song-narrative was a personal<br />

triumph.<br />

When we returned home to Washington, I kept thinking about the experience. All those<br />

incredible stories. And as I thought about it, a veritable longing welled up in me to record them. I<br />

needed those stories. I did not want them to be lost, as inevitably they would be unless someone<br />

recorded them. They were a part of me, as I knew they were a part of my brother and sisters. And<br />

who else could record them but me? I was the only member of the family who lived in Washington. I<br />

had a good tape recorder and two good microphones. So I decided to propose it the next time I visited<br />

at 4711 Fulton Street.<br />

Both Margaret and Kenneth were immediately negative when I told them what I had in mind,<br />

but for different reasons. Margaret feared what would happen if the recordings became public. She<br />

imagined that if the wrong people heard them, there could be offense taken, threats, lawsuits, and<br />

perhaps even greater dangers. Kenneth feared what would happen with Margaret involved in the<br />

project. She would want everything to be done just so. This was a source of conflict all their lives.<br />

Kenneth was a born raconteur. Life was full of adventures, and he turned its events into a seemingly<br />

endless series of riproaring tales in which, one way or the other, he was usually the hero. He would<br />

tell his tales for dramatic effect, flinging facts hither and yon with abandon. And so, through the years,<br />

his stories had a way of "improving," which meant that different events were combined, facts changed<br />

or lost. And this maddened Margaret. She was, as Kenneth was proud of saying, a natural historian.<br />

She was forever making runs to the dictionary to check a word, or to this or that source or reference<br />

work or document to check a name, a date, an event, to make sure we had it right. She would interrupt<br />

Kenneth regularly as he told a story, spoiling the timing of it, to question or correct something he was<br />

saying. "Are you about to ruin another of my stories?" he would say, and we would all laugh.<br />

Naturally, he was reluctant to commit himself to a longterm project which he knew his wife might turn<br />

into an ordeal. He was only willing to record if it was spontaneous, and fun.<br />

Margaret's fears were unrealistic, but Kenneth's were not.<br />

Be that as it may, Kenneth agreed to record, but "with fear and trembling."<br />

Margaret agreed to record also but on the condition that the recordings be for me alone. No<br />

one else must ever hear them. Indeed, while I would purchase the tapes, she would keep them hidden<br />

in a cupboard in her office. And so she did, through all the years of the recording. As time passed, the<br />

restriction she had put on the tapes eased. They were to be kept within the family, she said, meaning<br />

me and my brother and sisters. But that was it. As more time passed, she gradually forgot the<br />

restriction she had put on the tapes, as she forgot so much else. In the end, it didn't concern her any<br />

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more.<br />

When we began recording, July 20, 1976, it was Kenneth's life at first, and so the first few<br />

sessions went about as I had hoped. I would ask him about this or that, and he would talk off the top of<br />

his head, which would bring something else to mind, and as he got into it, he would have fun. Then<br />

we began on Margaret, and what Kenneth had feared began to happen. Almost before we knew it, she<br />

was going through letters and records and memorabilia from the past, and we were doing a sort of<br />

research project. The taping had captured her interest. And then, as the story of their two lives<br />

intersected, Margaret began instructing Kenneth to do as she was doing. He must go through his<br />

letters from the past too. And so there we would sit, the three of us, Margaret with her stack of letters,<br />

and Kenneth with his, as they alternately read from them. Most of the sense of spontaneity that<br />

Kenneth thrived on was lost, and he grumbled continually.<br />

There was little that could be done. These were two very strong-willed people. I knew that if<br />

we tried to change what Margaret was doing, she would walk away from the project altogether as not<br />

being "up to my standards." And I knew Kenneth would not continue without her. So I held my<br />

breath as we ground slowly forward week after week. It was amazing that Kenneth hung in there as<br />

long as he did, nearly two years. I remember the time Dad and I speculated on how many years it<br />

would take us to finish the job at this rate. We guessed ten to fifteen. Maybe twenty!<br />

In June, 1978, Kenneth finally reached his limit and called the whole thing off. We did no<br />

recording for four years, until I felt enough time had passed that I could raise the subject of recording<br />

again. In June, 1982, the time came; I raised it; and Kenneth cautiously agreed. But almost<br />

immediately, Margaret insisted on working with the letters again. And after a few months, Kenneth<br />

angrily called a halt once more. This time I thought the project might truly be dead.<br />

Five and a half years passed before I felt I could raise the subject again, and what made it<br />

possible was rather sad. In those five years, speech, memory, thought, and planning had become<br />

increasingly difficult for Margaret. She had aged to the point that she was no longer physically<br />

capable of controlling the recording as she had done before. When I raised the subject, I gently<br />

indicated this to Kenneth. What had happened before could not happen now, and he knew I was right.<br />

So once again, in 1988, we resumed, and from then on, recording proceeded without difficulty until its<br />

conclusion in March, 1989.<br />

We had begun doing it Margaret's way. We ended up doing it Kenneth's way.<br />

Needless to say, the record differs in character from period to period. It is fairly detailed up to<br />

the end of Margaret and Kenneth's first term as missionaries in Siam, in 1931 (that is, hour #57). After<br />

that, much is lost. One whole year was missed, 1937-1938. Most of the story of the writing of<br />

Margaret's two books was lost. Indeed, much of her life from the 1950's on is a blank. And there are<br />

large gaps in Kenneth's story. We dealt with what I knew of and could ask about, and of course with<br />

whatever came to his or her mind as he or she spoke, but there was much more.<br />

I am saddened to think of all that was lost. And yet it is remarkable that we got as much as we<br />

did. If I had been working with one or the other alone, the result would have been very different. But<br />

with the two of them together, we did about as well as could be done.<br />

Whatever its failings, I am deeply grateful for the result. I continue learning from it. I hope<br />

that it will have meaning for you as well.<br />

Kip Landon<br />

December 7, 1995<br />

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POSTSCRIPT<br />

A few weeks after completing all work on The Landon Chronicles—or so I believed—I came<br />

across two old reel-to-reel tapes that my father made in 1962 and 1963. These had come into my<br />

possession when the family broke up the Landon home in 1991, but I had never really examined them.<br />

When I listened to the tapes, I soon realized that I should add them as an addendum to The<br />

Landon Chronicles.<br />

The first tape, which runs three and a half hours, is actually a series of recordings Dad made in<br />

June and July, 1962, during the first session of the Country Team Seminar, which he had created and<br />

was running under a presidential directive. This was one of the high points of his professional life, and<br />

he knew it at the time. The second tape, which ran an hour and a half, was made in February and<br />

March, 1963, after Dad's year with the Seminar had ended, and it was by way of a postmortem.<br />

The character of the recording is very different from that of the Chronicles. Here, Dad is<br />

alone. He has no audience—and particularly no audience to entertain. He is making a taped record for<br />

himself alone, one which nobody will listen to for thirty-two years. Furthermore, he is making his<br />

taped record as the events unfold, or immediately afterward, and not from the perspective of twentyseven<br />

years, as in the Chronicles. The Kenneth Landon of the Chronicles is a man long retired, near<br />

the end of life. The Kenneth Landon of these tapes is at the height of his career, and the nuts and bolts<br />

and triumphs and tragedies of life in a bureaucratic world are raw and immediate. The contrast is of<br />

interest for a number of reasons, one having to do with the way Dad's stories "improved" through the<br />

years. Here is his description of taking the members of the Country Team Seminar to meet President<br />

Kennedy as he recalled it the night of the great event. Compare that to his dramatic account in The<br />

Landon Chronicles, in which a number of the key characters have vanished and Dad moves on the<br />

stage alone except for the President and the anonymous course members!<br />

The quality of the tape is poor, of course. The tape itself has deteriorated over the decades, and<br />

some of the signal has been lost. The sound comes through only on the left channel because the<br />

original tape recorder was monaural. But Dad's voice is loud and clear.<br />

As with the Chronicles, I have written a fairly thorough synopsis of the five hours, the<br />

"Addendum to The Landon Chronicles." I have inserted a few of the prominent names into the<br />

index, but for the most part one would have to go to the Addendum itself to learn who figures in the<br />

story.<br />

KPL Jr<br />

February 8, 1996<br />

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<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> &217(176<br />

CONTENTS<br />

INTRODUCTION #1 (7KH SHUVRQDO LQWUR) ii<br />

CONTENTS . . . . . . . . . . . . v<br />

INDEX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . xix<br />

FAVORITE STORIES 7KH IDYRULWH VWRULHV RI<br />

0DUJDUHW DQG .HQQHWK /DQGRQ . . . xliii<br />

INTRODUCTION #2 (The "technical" intro) xlvii<br />

HOUR #1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48<br />

HOUR #2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 52<br />

HOUR #3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 56<br />

HOUR #4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 61<br />

HOUR #5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 67<br />

HOUR #6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 71<br />

HOUR #7 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 75<br />

HOUR #8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 79<br />

HOUR #9 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 83<br />

HOUR #10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 87<br />

HOUR #11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 90<br />

HOUR #12 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 94<br />

HOUR #13 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 99<br />

HOUR #14 . . . . . . . . . . . . 103<br />

HOUR #15 . . . . . . . . . . . . 107<br />

HOUR #16 . . . . . . . . . . . . 112<br />

HOUR #17 . . . . . . . . . . . . 116<br />

HOUR #18 . . . . . . . . . . . . 119<br />

HOUR #19 . . . . . . . . . . . . 123<br />

HOUR #20 . . . . . . . . . . . . 127<br />

HOUR #21 . . . . . . . . . . . . 131<br />

HOUR #22 . . . . . . . . . . . . 136<br />

HOUR #23 . . . . . . . . . . . . 141<br />

HOUR #24 . . . . . . . . . . . . 147<br />

HOUR #25 . . . . . . . . . . . . 152<br />

HOUR #26 . . . . . . . . . . . . 156<br />

HOUR #27 . . . . . . . . . . . . 160<br />

HOUR #28 . . . . . . . . . . . . 165<br />

HOUR #29 . . . . . . . . . . . . 169<br />

HOUR #30 . . . . . . . . . . . . 174<br />

HOUR #31 . . . . . . . . . . . . 179<br />

HOUR #32 . . . . . . . . . . . . 183<br />

HOUR #33 . . . . . . . . . . . . 188<br />

HOUR #34 . . . . . . . . . . . . 193<br />

HOUR #35 . . . . . . . . . . . . 197<br />

HOUR #36 . . . . . . . . . . . . 203<br />

HOUR #37 . . . . . . . . . . . . 210<br />

HOUR #38 . . . . . . . . . . . . 217<br />

HOUR #39 . . . . . . . . . . . . 224<br />

HOUR #40 . . . . . . . . . . . . 230<br />

HOUR #41 . . . . . . . . . . . . 235<br />

v<br />

HOUR #42 . . . . . . . . . . . . 242<br />

HOUR #43 . . . . . . . . . . . . 250<br />

HOUR #44 . . . . . . . . . . . . 258<br />

HOUR #45 . . . . . . . . . . . . 264<br />

HOUR #46 . . . . . . . . . . . . 271<br />

HOUR #47 . . . . . . . . . . . . 278<br />

HOUR #48 . . . . . . . . . . . . 286<br />

HOUR #49 . . . . . . . . . . . . 294<br />

HOUR #50 . . . . . . . . . . . . 301<br />

HOUR #51 . . . . . . . . . . . . 308<br />

HOUR #52 . . . . . . . . . . . . 314<br />

HOUR #53 . . . . . . . . . . . . 321<br />

HOUR #54 . . . . . . . . . . . . 328<br />

HOUR #55 . . . . . . . . . . . . 335<br />

HOUR #56 . . . . . . . . . . . . 343<br />

HOUR #57 . . . . . . . . . . . . 349<br />

HOUR #58 . . . . . . . . . . . . 356<br />

HOUR #59 . . . . . . . . . . . . 363<br />

HOUR #60 . . . . . . . . . . . . 371<br />

HOUR #61 . . . . . . . . . . . . 380<br />

HOUR #62 . . . . . . . . . . . . 387<br />

HOUR #63 . . . . . . . . . . . . 394<br />

HOUR #64 . . . . . . . . . . . . 403<br />

HOUR #65 . . . . . . . . . . . . 411<br />

HOUR #66 . . . . . . . . . . . . 416<br />

HOUR #67 . . . . . . . . . . . . 422<br />

HOUR #68 . . . . . . . . . . . . 429<br />

HOUR #69 . . . . . . . . . . . . 436<br />

HOUR #70 . . . . . . . . . . . . 443<br />

HOUR #71 . . . . . . . . . . . . 449<br />

HOUR #72 . . . . . . . . . . . . 456<br />

HOUR #73 . . . . . . . . . . . . 464<br />

HOUR #74 . . . . . . . . . . . . 471<br />

HOUR #75 . . . . . . . . . . . . 476<br />

HOUR #76 . . . . . . . . . . . . 483<br />

HOUR #77 . . . . . . . . . . . . 491<br />

HOUR #78 . . . . . . . . . . . . 497<br />

HOUR #79 . . . . . . . . . . . . 503<br />

HOUR #80 . . . . . . . . . . . . 512<br />

HOUR #81 . . . . . . . . . . . . 520<br />

HOUR #82 . . . . . . . . . . . . 527<br />

HOUR #83 . . . . . . . . . . . . 534<br />

HOUR #84 . . . . . . . . . . . . 539<br />

HOUR #85 . . . . . . . . . . . . 548<br />

HOUR #86 . . . . . . . . . . . . 554<br />

HOUR #87 . . . . . . . . . . . . 561<br />

HOUR #88 . . . . . . . . . . . . 568<br />

HOUR #89 . . . . . . . . . . . . 576<br />

ADDENDUM<br />

HOUR 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . 583<br />

HOUR 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . 587<br />

HOUR 3 . . . . . . . . . . . . 592<br />

HOUR 4 . . . . . . . . . . . . 600<br />

HOUR 5 . . . . . . . . . . . . 609


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> &217(176<br />

HOUR #1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48<br />

Kenneth begins his story. His birth in 1903. His parents. Family celebrations. His Irish nurse<br />

and the ten drops of Irish whiskey in his milk. Careening down the hill in his baby buggy.<br />

Sledding down the hill with the college kids. Running away at age four. The great propeller<br />

escapade.<br />

HOUR #2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 52<br />

Kenneth continues on his childhood. Meadville, Pennsylvania. His brother, Bradley. 710<br />

Walnut Street. His father's ATV Cleanco business, which Kenneth ran. The houses he lived in<br />

growing up. Dressing in Babe Jenkins' dress and hat and playing baseball. Learning to fight.<br />

The treehouse he and his brother built. The social strata of the town. The great stout story. Fig<br />

newtons at Niagara Falls.<br />

HOUR #3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 56<br />

Kenneth's father Brad's fascination with constipation. Kenneth and his brother, Bradley.<br />

Kenneth's travels to Brooklyn alone on the train. Working in the railroad shop. His short career<br />

in Beaver Patrol #3 of the Boy Scouts. How Brad treated his family. Kenneth's first bike and<br />

first flute. Musical instruments he played. Visiting Uncle Henry Landon in North Carolina, and<br />

visiting Washington, DC, on the way. Visiting the Landons in North Wilkesboro many years<br />

later.<br />

HOUR #4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 61<br />

Kenneth hangs around the pool hall in Meadville. Kenneth's father Brad's puritanism.<br />

Kenneth begins buying his own clothes. Smoking cigars. Buys a pipe. Boxing in boxing<br />

matches. His parents' fighting. Kenneth buys clothes for his mother. Begins dating. Memories<br />

of derring-do when a child. His love of Necco wafers. Brad's way of taking his sons' money.<br />

HOUR #5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 67<br />

Kenneth's dog Jimmy. His father Brad's work described. The way Brad treated people. His<br />

personal history. Uncle Ed Landon. Uncle Henry and his railroad.<br />

HOUR #6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 71<br />

More on Kenneth's father. His work habits. His relations with women. On Bradley,<br />

Kenneth's brother. Bradley's fiancée, Kathryn, and Kenneth's trip to evaluate her. On the ATV<br />

Cleanco business. Bradley's sudden death from appendicitis. Kenneth's year at Cincinnati<br />

University, studying engineering. Mrs. Heintzman and her seances. The Gull Lake Bible<br />

Conference, where Kenneth met Charles Blanchard of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>. Kenneth's first day at<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>, meeting Margaret Mortenson.<br />

HOUR #7 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 75<br />

Kenneth's sermon in the Meadville church after his ordination. More on relations between<br />

Kenneth and his father. Brad's disastrous visits to Kenneth and Margaret and the family. The<br />

day he died in Florida. Kenneth's mother's strict upbringing. Games Kenneth and Margaret<br />

played as children. The day Kenneth's father made pancakes. How Kenneth learned to swim.<br />

The sequel to the great stout story, when the ladies of the church came to the house.<br />

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HOUR #8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 79<br />

Kenneth's mother Mae's health problems. The day she died, when Kenneth knew it on the<br />

other side of the world. Kenneth and Charlotte Johns. French Creek. Kenneth's work in the Erie<br />

Railroad shop. The day the boys caught a black snake.<br />

HOUR #9 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 83<br />

Margaret begins her story. She tells of her grandfather Laurids Mortenson, who emigrated<br />

from Denmark. An inventor, and a rigid man. Her grandmother Dorthea Bergerson, who<br />

emigrated from Norway. The great Chicago fire. Margaret's father Annenus Duabus Mortenson.<br />

Then Margaret tells of her mother Adelle's parents, Michael Estburg and Julie Marie Larsen,<br />

from Norway. Adelle lives on a farm as a girl; then in Somers, Wisconsin, where her father has<br />

a shop.<br />

HOUR #10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 87<br />

Margaret's mother Adelle's brief business education. Her singing. Meeting A.D. through the<br />

church. Margaret describes her Uncle Chris. Her great aunt Patrine Christina Mortenson.<br />

Laurids' using Patrine's money in his store and then refusing to return it. Her despair. Adelle<br />

and A.D.'s engagement.<br />

HOUR #11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 90<br />

Adelle and A.D.'s wedding in Somers, Wisconsin. Margaret's birth there. Kenneth recalls his<br />

first significant experience with a dentist. The Mortenson family moves to Racine. A.D.'s job<br />

with Reid Murdoch and Co. in Chicago, and the move to Evanston, Illinois. Margaret's first<br />

memories. Her teddy bear. Reading Peter Rabbit. Scarlet fever.<br />

HOUR #12 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 94<br />

The day Margaret realized her parents loved her sister Evangeline more than her. Her close<br />

relationship with Evangeline. Betty's birth. Margaret's love of desserts. An early memory of<br />

Grandfather Estburg. His death. Uncle John Lawrence. Margaret falls in love with reading at<br />

school. The day Evangeline had to spit! Elizabeth throws sand into the flour bin. Margaret's<br />

father A.D. begins taking her to football games. The time she was mysteriously ill and almost<br />

died.<br />

HOUR #13 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 99<br />

The lovely meal Margaret had when she recovered. Her close friend Mary Peabody. Her year<br />

in an open-air classroom. Evanston described. Florida Mitchell, the Mortensons' maid, dances<br />

on the sidewalk after they give a gift for her church. Family visits.<br />

HOUR #14 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 103<br />

Margaret's Aunt Julia. Margaret's love of giving gifts. The role of the church in the<br />

Mortensons' lives. A.D. finds work with the Curtis Publishing Company in Chicago. Margaret's<br />

love of Christmas, and the time she dragged home the used Christmas tree. Her favorite doll<br />

Daisy and how she got it. Her sister Evangeline eats mud. Margaret's love of sports.<br />

HOUR #15 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 107<br />

The Evanston Music Festival. Elizabeth's cesarean birth. Margaret's mother Adelle's health<br />

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problems begin. Lucy Fitch Perkins, writer of children's books. Evangeline and her gift of style.<br />

Vacationing in Michigan. A.D.'s stern nature. Adelle's goiter, and her operation at the Mayo<br />

Clinic. Her heart attacks. Margaret reads from her diary of the time.<br />

HOUR #16 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112<br />

The restrictions Margaret lived under because of her parents' religious convictions. The<br />

children's activities. The school song. Margaret begins at Evanston Township High School.<br />

Effie Wambaugh's challenge to her to use her gift with words. Summer camp. Margaret's desire<br />

to go to Vassar.<br />

HOUR #17 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 116<br />

Her parents' decision to send her to <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>. Margaret's first visit there. Williston<br />

Hall. Meeting Muriel Fuller and Alice Howard. Kenneth tells of the Pittman-Potter Center for<br />

World Order conference of 1976. Margaret goes to <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

HOUR #18 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 119<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> described. The boys' serenade. Adelle's hospitality. The beginning of the<br />

end of A.D.'s life; his first stroke. Kenneth tells of his time at Cincinnati. Mrs. Heintzman, the<br />

medium, and the night Kenneth and the boys rigged the seance.<br />

HOUR #19 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 123<br />

At Gull Lake, Kenneth meets Charles Blanchard, who invites him to <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>.<br />

Kenneth's first day at the college, meeting Margaret. His attempts to get a date with her. Her<br />

father's illness. <strong>College</strong> stories. The four literary societies. Kenneth's relationship with her<br />

mother. The first important date with Margaret. The morning the co-eds sneaked out to play<br />

football.<br />

HOUR #20 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 127<br />

Continuing on the co-eds playing football. Lillian Norris. Margaret played end. On the<br />

Spanish flu of 1918. Kenneth tells of his father Brad's condemning two coal mines in<br />

Pennsylvania. Kenneth sings several comic songs. His accelerated academic career at <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

Rodin's restaurant. The Mortensons move to <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Kenneth and Margaret become engaged.<br />

HOUR #21 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 131<br />

Kenneth graduates from <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Works at the ice plant with Red Grange that summer.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth's engagement announced. Kenneth goes to Princeton Theological<br />

Seminary. Elsie Dow, formidable English professor at <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Pranks at the college. Kenneth<br />

tells how he moved into religious work, after his wild youth. His book business at Princeton.<br />

How he decided to go to Princeton.<br />

HOUR #22 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 136<br />

Kenneth's decision to become a minister. He sings "my little Bimbo, down in the bamboo<br />

isle." Memories of Red Grange. Taking Mrs. Rodin swimming. Margaret describes Evanston<br />

again. The position she secured teaching at Bear Lake, Wisconsin. Her father's last summer,<br />

travelling with Rufus Park and evangelizing. His death. Kenneth tells his "Darling, Love" story.<br />

Robert Dick Wilson and Das Machen of Princeton.<br />

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HOUR #23 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 141<br />

When Margaret and Kenneth became engaged. Kenneth tells of his studies at Princeton. Das<br />

Machen's parties. Robert Dick Wilson's invitation to late night tea and study. Kenneth and his<br />

father visit Uncle Ed Landon. Kenneth candidates for a church in Columbus, New Jersey.<br />

Lawyer Hutchinson. Meeting Joe and Agnes Wright. The modernist controversy at Princeton.<br />

Professor Bernie Green—"There's a little life in the old man yet."<br />

HOUR #24 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 147<br />

On Kenneth's work at the Columbus church. His studies at Princeton. When the fourteen<br />

young people joined the church. Margaret tells of Uncle Chris' company that failed. Her<br />

mother's lost investment in it. Margaret goes to Bear Lake to teach high school.<br />

HOUR #25 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 152<br />

Margaret tells again of her father's illness and death. She describes her life in Bear Lake and<br />

her work at the school. On Miss Torrey, Bible teacher at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>.<br />

HOUR #26 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 156<br />

Margaret continues on her year in Bear Lake. Her mother sets out to have a house built in<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>. Its defective roof. On <strong>College</strong> Chapel's building (now Pierce Chapel) at <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

Margaret describes the primeval forest in Michigan. Plans for the wedding.<br />

HOUR #27 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 160<br />

Kenneth buys the wedding ring. The evangelistic services he has planned for his Columbus<br />

church. He begins to be interested in becoming a missionary. Dad Hall and the evangelistic<br />

services. Kenneth's working relationship with Robert Dick Wilson. The Big Chief, Joe and<br />

Agnes Wright's father.<br />

HOUR #28 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 165<br />

Margaret continues on her year at Bear Lake. James Oliver Buswell, president of <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong>. Preparations for the wedding. Kenneth's interest in becoming a missionary grows.<br />

HOUR #29 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 169<br />

The end of Margaret's year at Bear Lake. Kenneth begins seriously exploring missionary<br />

work. His dramatic rendition of "Romeo and Juliet," a doggerel song of the day. Wedding<br />

preparations. The wedding itself, June 16, 1926. Elliott Coleman plays the organ. The<br />

beginning of the honeymoon.<br />

HOUR #30 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 174<br />

The honeymoon. Stony Lake. Kenneth's exhaustion and constant sleeping. The trip to<br />

Niagara Falls. Kenneth's bout of "ptomaine poisoning." Staying in Lawyer Hutchinson's house<br />

in Bordentown, New Jersey. The duck eggs. Kenneth tells of Mrs. Ridgeway, his friend and<br />

patron at the Columbus church.<br />

HOUR #31 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 179<br />

The first summer in Bordentown. On the Wrights of Columbus. Margaret's sisters Evangeline<br />

and Betty Mortenson come to visit the new couple.<br />

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HOUR #32 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 183<br />

Margaret describes the Welshes of <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Kenneth and Margaret move in to Princeton.<br />

Kenneth's plans to go as a missionary advance. The Landons' first Christmas together. The long<br />

distance telephone call. Margaret's "illness" in early 1927. She is pregnant! Kenneth and the<br />

sermon contest he almost won without knowing he was in it.<br />

HOUR #33 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 188<br />

More on the sermon contest. Kenneth's mother Mae's poor health. The Landons are accepted<br />

as missionaries to Siam. Preparations to go. The conversation Kenneth and Margaret had as<br />

they approached Bangkok. They knew nothing about the country.<br />

HOUR #34 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 193<br />

More on Margaret's "illness" in February. Her pregnancy, and her sadness about going to<br />

Siam instead of having the baby here. Kenneth's ordination in Meadville. The beginning of the<br />

trip to San Francisco.<br />

HOUR #35 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 197<br />

San Francisco. More on the trip across the country. Departing the U.S. on the ship. Mrs.<br />

Mary Hoffert, memorable passenger. Honolulu. Kobe, Japan. The civil war in China of the<br />

time.<br />

HOUR #36 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 203<br />

Shanghai. Hong Kong. Manila. Singapore. The .LVWQD. Arrival in Bangkok. The famous<br />

conversation Margaret and Kenneth had as they neared Bangkok. The first day. Kenneth's car.<br />

Al and Jeanette Seigle. The Landons stay in their house. Beginning language training with Kru<br />

Tardt. Edna Cole and the Wang Lang school.<br />

HOUR #37 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 210<br />

Minister McKenzie and the #1 tea. Kenneth's silver tekal buttons. His walks around Bangkok.<br />

The snake farm. The auction at the Danish Legation. The cobra Kenneth found on the toilet seat<br />

in the middle of the night. The mechanics of living in the tropics. Adjusting to the culture.<br />

Remnants of feudalism among the Thai.<br />

HOUR #38 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 217<br />

On the Thai system of values. Peggy's breech birth, September 14, 1927. Kenneth's dramatic<br />

run to get Dr. Theobald from across the river. Miss Johanna Christiansen, Margaret's nurse. Her<br />

personal history. Kenneth's normal day during this time. The Landons' first dinner party. Ah<br />

Chuan, their gourmet cook.<br />

HOUR #39 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 224<br />

Language study continues, in high, biblical Thai. The assignment to Nakhon Si Thammarat.<br />

Dr. George McFarland and his wife Bertha Blount McFarland. The Golden Mountain in<br />

Bangkok. King Prajadhipok's birthday celebrations. The tennis tournament Margaret played in.<br />

The white elephant and the great procession. A Siamese wedding.<br />

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HOUR #40 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 230<br />

More on the Siamese wedding. Seeing the King and Queen at a concert. Kenneth rushes<br />

through his language training. His exams. Paul Eakin. Kenneth's first sermon in Siamese. He<br />

learns a series of lovesongs from a Mon boy, not realizing they are salacious. Sings them at a<br />

church social to wild applause from the young people.<br />

HOUR #41 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 235<br />

Ah Chuan the cook has a son. The British in Southeast Asia. The Theobalds. Ah Chuan's<br />

dinner party in honor of his new son. Ah Chuan's illness. Jeanette's baby's convulsions, and<br />

Margaret's knowing what to do. The crisis with Ah Chuan, and Kenneth's firing him. Again,<br />

Minister McKenzie and the #1 tea.<br />

HOUR #42 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 242<br />

New Year celebrations in Thailand. On education, especially of women. The Wang Lang<br />

school. Kenneth has dengue fever. The move to Nakhon Si Thammarat. Dr. McDaniel.<br />

Margaret discusses Nakhon and its history. Miss Helen McCague. Rev. Snyder, and Kenneth's<br />

evangelistic trip with him. Nothing to eat! Kenneth's first experience of a Chinese restaurant in<br />

Thailand. Meeting the head of the Buddhist monks, Phra Kru Hame.<br />

HOUR #43 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 250<br />

The monks who studied the Christian religion under Kenneth. His evangelistic touring. Rev.<br />

Frank Snyder's personal history. His conflict with Dr. McDaniel. On Dr. McDaniel. James W.<br />

McCain's leper colony in the north, and McDaniel's in the south. Nakhon and its many temples.<br />

The Landons' first cat. Leander, "swims the Hellespont," and Kenneth saves him.<br />

HOUR #44 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 258<br />

Life in Nakhon. The rubber estates the British had established on the peninsula. Bill is born,<br />

November 26, 1928. The Norwoods, and Mrs. Norwood's difficult birthgiving. Helen<br />

McCague's personal history. Dr. and the first Mrs. McFarland; her illness; and Bertha Blount.<br />

HOUR #45 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 264<br />

Margaret continues on Bertha Blount, who married Dr. McFarland after his first wife died.<br />

Margaret comes to know of Kru Pakai in Nakhon. The prison. Kenneth's evangelistic touring.<br />

Kru Tim, who went insane. Dr. Jame McCain and his leper asylum. The disastrous meal Nai Dit<br />

prepared when Dr. McCain and Dr. McDaniel came for dinner.<br />

HOUR #46 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 271<br />

The Towke and his two wives. The Landons are assigned to Trang. Kenneth's evangelistic<br />

touring. The night he saw the phosphorescent sea. The history of the Trang mission; the<br />

Dunlaps, and the Bulkleys.<br />

HOUR #47 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 278<br />

The beginning of Margaret's gardening. The large compound the Landons lived on in Trang.<br />

A story from Nakhon: the day baby Peggy was encircled by the great king cobra in the yard.<br />

Ken Wells and his muddy encounter with the buffalo. Another story from Nakhon: Nai Dit traps<br />

the musang (a mongoose). Kenneth tells of Boon Pha and Ngiap Seng, and how Ngiap Seng<br />

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began teaching him Chinese. Rev. Snyder's sudden death.<br />

HOUR #48 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 286<br />

On E.P. Dunlap. Vacationing in Chong. Kenneth goes to the Nanthalung shadow show that<br />

runs through the night. On Phya Ratsida, the former Lord Lieutenant, and his father from China,<br />

Kaw Su Chien. The country women who often came to call on Margaret and spend the<br />

afternoon. Kenneth's encounter with the pygmy people from the jungle.<br />

HOUR #49 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 294<br />

Kenneth's evangelist assistant, Ngiap Seng. Ah Sim, his sister, who helped with the children.<br />

Margaret describes the house in Trang. Her normal day. Her problems with servants. Durian,<br />

"the king of fruits."<br />

HOUR #50 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 301<br />

Margaret again describes the house. A Siamese wedding. The day Kenneth's mother Mae<br />

Landon died in America, and Kenneth's knowing it in Thailand. More on Margaret's problems<br />

with servants. Ah Sim, who was excellent. On the Lord Lieutenant of southern Siam and his<br />

relations with Kenneth. The climate in Trang. On banana trees.<br />

HOUR #51 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 308<br />

Kenneth tells of his preaching at his ordinaton in 1927. The police lieutenant in Trang who<br />

captured the "tiger bandit" singlehanded. Kenneth's evangelistic touring. On the monsoons.<br />

Evangeline's death in an auto accident in 1941.<br />

HOUR #52 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 314<br />

The dog Suzy. Margaret comes down with dengue fever. Her recuperation at the hill station<br />

in Malaya. Doris and Dan Bovee come to visit and are stranded because of the stock market<br />

crash in America; no money. The constant threat of disease.<br />

HOUR #53 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 321<br />

More on the Bovees. Peggy and her beautiful tankles. Margaret assumes responsibility for<br />

the girls' school in Trang. A visit with the Sheehans at the tin mine in Phuket.<br />

HOUR #54 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 328<br />

The Landons visit native Christians in Phuket. Dr. Toy, the strange pastor of the church.<br />

Kenneth tells of the offshore island that was hollow inside, and the time he explored it. The OSS<br />

used it during WWII. Kenneth tells of the village, Thung Song, that offered to become his<br />

feudal servants. On fundamentalism in the 1920's. Dr. Bulkley and his tiger skulls.<br />

HOUR #55 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 335<br />

Kenneth continues on Dr. Bulkley's tiger skulls. The night Dr. Bulkley operated on the<br />

wounded hunter and gave him Livingstone's shoulder. On the baby elephant Bulkley shipped to<br />

America under his wife's care. Margaret describes the girls' school. She tells of writers, like<br />

Somerset Maugham, who took advantage of the mssionaries. William McGovern, the fraudulent<br />

scholar on Tibet. Kenneth encounters the panther under Dr. Bulkley's house.<br />

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HOUR #56 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 343<br />

Durian fruit. Margaret's short story, "A Grave for Frankie." On modernism in the mission.<br />

The Bovees leave after staying for months. Izzy and Lizzy, the hornbills. Kenneth begins<br />

sending out his pastoral letter. Margaret describes a Sunday morning. The story of Margaret's<br />

first learning of Anna Leonowens begins.<br />

HOUR #57 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 349<br />

In Nakhon, Dr. McDaniel introduces Margaret to Anna Leonowens' two books. On the<br />

McDaniels. Margaret's gardening in Trang advances. )RXU \HDU EUHDN LQ WKH WDSLQJ IURP -XQH<br />

WR -XQH Kenneth tells of the time the elephant hosed down his evangelistic tracts.<br />

And the first time he ever used a bathing cloth, a dramatic failure. Ken Wells and his muddy<br />

encounter with buffalo.<br />

HOUR #58 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 356<br />

Kenneth retells how he asked Margaret to marry him. We realize that, after 56 years of<br />

marriage, she has yet to say yes! Christmas in Thailand. The Thai loved it. The time the ants<br />

filled the Christmas tree. The army ants that periodically trooped through the house in Trang.<br />

The elephant that ate Kenneth's cookies one day. The crocodile that almost ate Kenneth. Chong<br />

described. The gibbons (or monkeys) that came down in the jungle and hooted at Kenneth.<br />

Kenneth's youth group, riding bikes through the jungles.<br />

HOUR #59 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 363<br />

The peasants who wanted to catch the train but couldn't tell time. From the Landons' first<br />

year, in Bangkok: the Chinese dinner at which Kenneth could not find the men's room.<br />

Kenneth's experience with the Chumphon gangster. The night Margaret and Kenneth almost<br />

rode their bikes into an elephant. The Lord Lieutenant helps Kenneth make a distribution of his<br />

Gospel booklets to every village in southern Thailand. Kenneth describes his large parish.<br />

Carol's birth in 1933. Kenneth's appendicitis, his self-diagnosis, and his operation. How Bill<br />

learned to take his medicine.<br />

HOUR #60 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 371<br />

Kenneth's special relations with the Chinese in Thailand. The five (or six?) schools and<br />

churches he helped them start. The schism in the Chinese church. Graham Fuller's jealousy of<br />

Kenneth. On the Japanese in Thailand, at least one in every town. The controversy in the<br />

mission concerning Kenneth's evangelism, especially among the Chinese. The special meeting<br />

of Siam missionaries in New York, 1938, and the Landons' resignation from the mission.<br />

Kenneth sums up his work in Thailand. Kenneth's trip home on his first furlough, 1931, visiting<br />

Egypt, the Holy Land, and Beirut.<br />

HOUR #61 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 380<br />

Kenneth's visit to Beirut, 1931. The voyage of the two Damascus rugs. Kenneth again tells of<br />

the night on the phosphorescent sea, 1929. Margaret tells of Kru Pakai and her letters. On the<br />

Presbyterian mission in Thailand. Edna Cole and the Wang Lang School. Carol's birth, March<br />

9, 1933. How Margaret became head of the girls' school in Trang. Edna Bulkley's personal<br />

history. Bertha Blount McFarland.<br />

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HOUR #62 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 387<br />

The story of Kru Pakai and her letters continued. Pakai's affairs discovered. She is dismissed.<br />

Kru Briyuhn replaces her. Paul Eakin comes to Trang to investigate the matter. The truth<br />

revealed, to his dismay, in the terrible letters.<br />

HOUR #63 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 394<br />

The story of Kru Pakai concludes. Kru Kim Juang, Margaret's head teacher and friend. Notes<br />

on the year 1937-1938, which we never taped. Kenneth's furious year at Chicago earning his Ph.D. in<br />

comparative religion. Kenneth's attempt to get a church in the U.S. Kenneth tells how he found his job<br />

at Earlham <strong>College</strong>. Pres. William Cullen Dennis. The Landons' years in Richmond, Indiana.<br />

Kenneth is called to Washington "temporarily" as a consultant on the Japanese. Kenneth<br />

describes his year trying to give the library of Prince Damrong to a university in this country.<br />

Kenneth's first day in Washington. James Roosevelt, and Major Pettigrew of G-2, whose<br />

carefully guarded, accumulated intelligence on Southeast Asia was: four articles by Kenneth P.<br />

Landon.<br />

HOUR #64 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 403<br />

William Donovan tells Kenneth how he came to seek his services. The questions Kenneth was<br />

given to work with, and Kenneth's answers. Calling on President Roosevelt with William<br />

Donovan. Kenneth's stay in Washington extended. Then Pearl Harbor. The stay becomes<br />

permanent. Kenneth works for the OCI, then the BEW. The day he briefed the Joint Chiefs of<br />

Staff on elephants. What the OCI was about. The OWI broadcasts. Seni Pramoj. Kenneth tells<br />

of the night in Thailand that he stayed with the Chinese family who snored mightily.<br />

HOUR #65 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 411<br />

Shio Sakanichi's last party, the night of December 6, 1941. The East and West Association<br />

dinner at which Kenneth sold Anna. Kenneth delivers the Taft lectures at the University of<br />

Cincinnati. The Chungking project. Why the OCI became the OSS. The BEW.<br />

HOUR #66 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 416<br />

Kenneth becomes a reviewer for the Journal of Philosophy. He delivers the Haskell lectures in<br />

comparative religion at Chicago in 1947. The Landons buy 4711 Fulton Street in 1944.<br />

Kenneth's work with the BEW in 1942-3. The bombing of the Hanoi dykes. The Free Thai<br />

movement. The use of the offshore island with the huge cave inside to move agents into<br />

Thailand during the war. Kenneth's move to the State Department. The birth of Kip, July 24,<br />

1943. Margaret races to finish Anna.<br />

HOUR #67 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 422<br />

Kenneth's work in Washington. He describes his later work with the OCB, part of the NSC.<br />

Stanley Hornbeck of the State Department. Kenneth's work in State. Drafting the first paper to<br />

articulate President Roosevelt's policy that no French return to Indochina after the war. Abbot<br />

Low Moffat. Kenneth tells how he acquired his executive office chair. His first office in the<br />

Executive Office Building..<br />

HOUR #68 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 429<br />

Kenneth and the McCarthy era; the tapped phone; the searched files. The argument between<br />

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Seni Pramoj and Karp Kunjara Kenneth became involved in. After WWII, Kenneth's encounter<br />

with the former Queen of Thailand and her entourage in New York. The night she came to<br />

dinner at 4711 Fulton St. Von Bredenburg, the next-door neighbor, and his attempts to get<br />

military aid for the Dutch in Indonesia, which Kenneth blocked. Peggy's big party, and the boy<br />

who drank the fish oil. Kenneth's encounter with the armed, 90,000-man Japanese army in rural<br />

Thailand, 1945. Calling on the governor of Battambang, Cambodia, when the gun Kenneth was<br />

carrying fell out of his pants at the governor's feet.<br />

HOUR #69 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 436<br />

Kenneth's trip to Thailand for the British-Thai negotiations, 1945. Visiting Angkor Wat.<br />

Buying books in Paris. What Kenneth carried on his trip. Flying over Rommel's battlefield.<br />

Visiting Burma. Opening the Legation in Bangkok. Acting as political advisor in the<br />

negotiations. Coming to know Jim Thompson of the OSS, and helping him start his silk<br />

business. Thompson's later supplying The King and I productions with costumes. The story of<br />

how Kenneth procured Pridi's economic plan for Thailand in the 1930's. The hundreds of books<br />

he now acquired for his library and the Library of Congress with Pridi's help.<br />

HOUR #70 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 443<br />

The night in Bangkok when Kenneth was poisoned. The 130 nightclubs in the city. Dancing<br />

with the future queen at the Saranarong Gardens nightclub. How she and King Phumipol met<br />

and married. On the British-Thai negotiations. )RXU PRQWK EUHDN LQ WDSLQJ Margaret tells how<br />

her writing began. Miss Wambaugh in high school. Margaret's year at the Medill School of<br />

Journalism at Northwestern University, and her successful articles.<br />

HOUR #71 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 449<br />

Margaret tells of Redbook's letter-writing contest, which she won. )LYH \HDU EUHDN LQ WDSLQJ<br />

:H UHVXPH LQ Kenneth tells the story of Ah Peh and the viper, from the Siam years. He<br />

continues his account of his 1945-6 trip to Southeast Asia. Admiral D'Argenlieu in Saigon, and<br />

Madame Galsworthy. The trip to Djakarta. Visiting the Weldebreton prison, when the guerrillas<br />

suddenly appeared. The Stadthius. Travelling with General Salan up to Hanoi.<br />

HOUR #72 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 456<br />

Arriving in Hanoi; stranded at the airport. A famished Kenneth shares dinner with a Chinese<br />

soldier. Riding into Hanoi with the truckload of soldiers. Calling on Ho Chi Minh. His ten days<br />

of meetings with Ho. Calling on Emperor Bao Dai. Kenneth delivers the Haskell lecture at the<br />

University of Chicago, 1947. He tells of his furious year earning his Ph.D. in 1937-8.<br />

HOUR #73 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 464<br />

The Haskell lectures become Kenneth's third book. A story from Kenneth's childhood: he and<br />

Bradley go canoeing on the Cassawaga River; or rather, LQ it. Kenneth retells the great stout<br />

story and its sequel. The time in 1949 when Kenneth sent arms to Malaya on his own. The<br />

Secretary of State's reaction. Kenneth speaks of the three books he wrote.<br />

HOUR #74 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 471<br />

Kenneth speaks of his relationship with the CIA. Margaret tells the story of her Chinese<br />

pictures of Christian scenes. Her friend Lydia Na Ranong, who grew up in the Forbidden City of<br />

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China. The day Candy the bulldog tried to kill baby Kip. Margaret tells again of the day she<br />

first learned of Anna Leonowens.<br />

HOUR #75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 476<br />

Margaret first wanted to write of Edna Cole. Her week with Miss Cole in Missouri. Kenneth's<br />

encounter with Dean Gerald Moore in Chicago, whose mother knew Anna. Miss Avis Fyshe,<br />

Anna's granddaughter, visits Mrs. Moore and meets the Landons. She subsequently presents<br />

them with Anna's letters and all her materials on Anna. Margaret finds copies of Anna's two<br />

books in Chicago. Kenneth's help on research when he went to Washington. Kenneth tells of<br />

the leper who came to beg in Trang. "Lo lo dalang!" Kenneth's 1950 trip to Southeast Asia for<br />

the cremation of King Ananda and the coronation of King Phumipol.<br />

HOUR #76 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 483<br />

Kenneth's pictures of the ceremonies for The National Geographic. Calling on Emperor Bao<br />

Dai again, in Saigon. Impersonating Phillip Jessup of the State Department in Hanoi, to great<br />

acclaim. Governor Tri's elaborate dinner. Visiting with King Sihanouk in Cambodia. Visiting<br />

with the King of Laos. Flying into the volcano in Java. The day the plane almost took off on<br />

empty tanks. Meeting General Sarit in Bangkok for the first time.<br />

HOUR #77 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 491<br />

Margaret tells of her trip home on furlough in 1931. She tells of writing Anna in Richmond,<br />

Indiana, from 1939 on, where Kenneth was teaching at Earlham. In 1941 he left for Washington.<br />

Kenneth again tells of selling the book at the East and West Association inaugural dinner. The<br />

day Margaret finished the book. Kip's birth twelve hours later, July 24, 1943. The Literary<br />

Guild makes Anna its selection, printing 200,000 copies. The reviews in the New York papers.<br />

HOUR #78 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 497<br />

The making of the first movie of Anna with Rex Harrison and Irene Dunne. Rodgers and<br />

Hammerstein create The King and I. Gertrude Lawrence's key role. The casting of Yul<br />

Brynner. The making of the second movie. Peggy and her suitors. Charles Schoenherr.<br />

William Donovan becomes ambassador to Thailand, 1953.<br />

HOUR #79 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 503<br />

Kenneth travels with Donovan to Thailand. The beginning of the Mekong River development<br />

project. Kenneth acquires his exotic peacock feather hat. The Thai government awards him the<br />

Order of Exalted White Elephant. Bedell Smith's comment. The three statues of Buddha the<br />

government gave him in 1946. Kenneth's move from the State Department to the OCB.<br />

HOUR #80 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 512<br />

Kenneth continues on his move to the OCB, an arm of the NSC of the White House staff. The<br />

purpose of the OCB. Kenneth's avocado tree. His tiger skull ashtray, and the briefings of<br />

Richard Nixon in his office. Nixon proceeds to get a bigger tiger skull ashtray on his trip to<br />

Southeast Asia. Marshall Sarit in 1958 visits the Landon home, when all the animals appear.<br />

The sequel in Bangkok, 1960. Peggy shares her memories of Margaret's writing Anna.<br />

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HOUR #81 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 520<br />

Kenneth tells of Mrs. Yip In Choy of Thailand and his two paintings by her. He tells of the<br />

Siamese wedding in Trang, 1929 or so, when all the high officials crawled past him. The lak<br />

muang post that stood at the heart of every old city in Thailand. Kenneth describes the Executive<br />

Office Building. Bill Godel, formerly of the CIA, and the 1956 trip he and Kenneth made to<br />

Southeast Asia with Admiral Eddie Layton.<br />

HOUR #82 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 527<br />

Admiral Eddie Layton and the cold fried eels. Saigon. Ed Lansdale and Kenneth call on Ngo<br />

Dinh Diem. Kenneth tells of the time in 1953 that he and Ambassador Pot Sarasin called on<br />

John Foster Dulles. Margaret tells the story of her second book Never Dies the Dream. Bertha<br />

Blount McFarland.<br />

HOUR #83 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 534<br />

The story of Never Dies the Dream continued. Billie Burke's visit to 4711 Fulton St.<br />

Kenneth recalls his sermon on angels as a young pastor. The time in 1932 that the Landons<br />

acquired their Japanese teaset in Nagasaki. Kenneth's 1960 trip to Southeast Asia. His breakfast<br />

visit with Prime Minister Sarit. The coup in Laos. The report Kenneth made from Burma that<br />

went straight to President Eisenhower. Meeting Bill Godel in Singapore. Helping to set up the<br />

center for the study of Southeast Asia in Singapore.<br />

HOUR #84 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 539<br />

John Fitzgerald Kennedy is elected. Kenneth briefs McGeorge Bundy and Walt Rostow on the<br />

crisis in Laos. The OCB is abolished. The anonymous memos Kenneth wrote for Rostow.<br />

Under a Presidential directive, Kenneth sets up and runs the Country Team Seminar (later<br />

renamed the National Interdepartmental Seminar) to train country teams in countering<br />

communist insurgency. The contretemps with General "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell, Jr. The campaign<br />

to remove Kenneth from the Seminar in 1963. Alex Johnson finally "promotes" him to the<br />

deanship of the Foreign Service Institute. Kenneth reorganizes the area studies program. Then<br />

he moves to American University.<br />

HOUR #85 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 548<br />

The move to American University in Washington. Kenneth sets up and runs the Center for<br />

South and Southeast Asian Studies, part of the School of International Service. He tells of<br />

meeting President Kennedy in 1962, with the first class of the Country Team Seminar. His<br />

retirement in 1974 from American University. His assessment of the Kennedy administration.<br />

The time early 1960's the White House called him over to advise them on the Buddhist monks<br />

who were immolating themselves in Vietnam. Kenneth's call on Queen Rumphai Barni in<br />

Thailand, 1950. He describes the Executive Office Building.<br />

HOUR #86 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 554<br />

The assassination of Ngo Dinh Diem, and the Kennedy administration's involvement. Kenneth<br />

tells of the American Presidents he met and his assessment of them. His assessment of Thailand<br />

today, 1989. How Kenneth joined the Cosmos Club. Serving on the admissions committee.<br />

President Kennedy's application for membership. Carl Rowan is blackballed. Margaret's<br />

membership in The Literary Society in Washington.<br />

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HOUR #87 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 561<br />

The people of accomplishment the Landons knew in The Literary Society. Kenneth's brief<br />

career as a short story writer for the Saturday Evening Post. A summing up of his and<br />

Margaret's careers. Kenneth tells of the golf game he set up between the Prime Minister of<br />

Thailand and President Eisenhower. Kenneth's 1966 trip to Southeast Asia for the Advanced<br />

Research Project Agency of the Pentagon.<br />

HOUR #88 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 568<br />

Kenneth continues on his 1966 trip. The time in 1960 when he, Norm, and Eddie Hanna went<br />

"swimming" in the kiddie pool in Kabul in the middle of the night. More on Kenneth's brief<br />

career writing short stories. More on the Center for South and Southeast Asian Studies that he<br />

established and ran. The student unrest at the University because of the Vietnam War. The<br />

Pentagon Papers scandal of 1971, and Kenneth's telegrams concerning Ho Chi Minh. The<br />

interview with CBS News. "Kenneth P. Landon Day" in Columbus, Georgia. Kenneth's long<br />

meeting with Governor Jimmy Carter.<br />

HOUR #89 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 576<br />

How Kenneth started making bread. In his retirement, he learns to cook. Takes over the<br />

running of the house. The story of Margaret's statue of the Madonna and child, and Kenneth's<br />

having a marble copy made. Margaret's suit against Twentieth Century Fox and CBS in 1972.<br />

The new production of The King and I with Yul Brynner in 1978. Margaret and Kenneth<br />

celebrate their fiftieth anniversary in 1976.<br />

ADDENDUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 583<br />

(),567 7$3( Hour #1 In June and July, 1962, Kenneth records an ongoing journal<br />

concerning the first session of the Country Team Seminar. Murry Marder of the Washington<br />

Post writes an article about it. (p583)<br />

Hour #2 Attorney General Robert Kennedy and Walt Rostow visit the Seminar. General<br />

Maxwell Taylor also visits. (p587)<br />

Hour #3 The Seminar staff and course members call on President John F. Kennedy at the<br />

White House. Edward R. Murrow spends an afternoon at the Seminar. (p592)<br />

Hour #4 The triumphant conclusion of the first session, and the party at the State<br />

Department, overlooking the city of Washington, which Secretary of State Dean Rusk attended.<br />

(6(&21' 7$3( In February and March, 1963, Kenneth records a post mortem, now that he<br />

has left the Country Team Seminar. The foundations of the Seminar in 1962, and the<br />

bureaucratic infighting that led in the end to the basic administrative and thematic restructuring<br />

of the Seminar and the course. (p600)<br />

Hour #5 Kenneth is removed and given a new and better job in the Foreign Service Institute.<br />

The accolades he received. Abe Moses' revelation. Dean Rusk's letter. (p609)<br />

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INDEX<br />

)LUVW QXPEHU UHIHUV WR WKH KRXU<br />

VHFRQG WR WKH LQGH[ ZLWKLQ WKH KRXU 7KXV<br />

³ ´ UHIHUV WR +RXU LQGH[<br />

"The Alcoholic Blues" Kenneth sings 3-13,<br />

20-5<br />

"And My Hands in My Pockets" Kenneth<br />

sings with gusto 75-5<br />

"I Ripped My Pants on a Rusty Nail"<br />

Kenneth sings with more gusto 47-<br />

6<br />

"My Little Bimbo" Kenneth's rendition 3-<br />

13, 22-2<br />

"Oh I'm Waiting for a Check From Home"<br />

Another song from youth 20-5<br />

"Oh, it's hard to see a fly upon the<br />

mountain" Kenneth sings Mr.<br />

Sheehan's song 53-6<br />

"Rain or Shine, I'll Pay My Fine" A song<br />

from the railroad 23-6<br />

"Romeo and Juliet" Kenneth's dramatic<br />

rendition of the song, 29-3<br />

"When Father Hung the Paper on the Wall"<br />

Kenneth sings some more! 20-4<br />

2400 Harrison St. Margaret's childhood<br />

home in Evanston, Illinois 14-9<br />

2910 Brandywine St., NW in D.C. Landon<br />

home from 1942-1944 66-2, 77-3<br />

301 E. Seminary Avenue The home of<br />

Margaret's mother in her later years<br />

75-2<br />

4711 Fulton St., NW in D.C. Landon home<br />

from 1944-1991 66-2, 68-4,6, 80-5<br />

610 Irving Street Mortenson home in<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois 20-8<br />

710 Walnut Street Kenneth's childhood<br />

home 2-1,2<br />

Abasement A true example of the gesture<br />

of total, feudal abasement to a lord<br />

54-5<br />

Abby (SP?), Glen Consul General in Burma<br />

in 1945 69-4<br />

Adelle Estburg Mortenson See "Mother,<br />

xix<br />

Margaret's"<br />

Advanced Research Project Agency of the<br />

Pentagon 80-3, 87-7, 88-1<br />

Aeolians Margaret's <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

literary society 19-6, 20-5<br />

Ah Chuan Margaret and Kenneth's first<br />

cook 38-6,7, 39-1, 40-1, 41-1; the<br />

dinner he gave in honor of his new<br />

son 41-5; his dismissal 41-6<br />

Ah Sim Mali Tan, Landons' servant in<br />

Trang 41-5, 47-6, 50-3,4, 51-1<br />

Ah Peh and the viper 71-3<br />

Ah Ti Chinese evangelist who worked with<br />

Kenneth 46-2<br />

Aitken, Mrs. Sheena at the Trang school<br />

61-3,4<br />

“Alcoholic Blues, The” Kenneth's rendition<br />

of the song 3-13<br />

Allis, Professor of Princeton Seminary 23-<br />

2<br />

American Council of Learned Societies 63-<br />

3,4, 64-3; the pamphlet Kenneth<br />

wrote for them 66-2<br />

American University 84-6, 85-1,2, 88-4,5<br />

Ananda, King See "King Ananda"<br />

“And Deliver Us From Authors” Margaret's<br />

article 70-7<br />

Angkor Wat Kenneth's 1945 visit to 69-1<br />

Anna and the King of Siam Margaret tells how<br />

she first learned of Anna and read<br />

her books in Nakhon Si Thammarat<br />

56-8, 57-1, 74-4; the process of its<br />

writing and publishing 63-4, 75-<br />

2,3,4, 77-3,4,5,6,7; Kenneth's help in<br />

researching materials for 64-1, 66-5,<br />

75-4; Peggy's memories of<br />

Margaret's writing 80-5; the East-<br />

West Association dinner at which<br />

Kenneth sold the book 25-5, 65-4,<br />

77-4; the day Margaret finished the<br />

book 66-5, 68-6; the initial, serial<br />

publication in Asia and the<br />

Americas 77-6; the choosing of the<br />

title, the selection by the Literary<br />

Guild, and the day of publication<br />

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making of the first movie 78-1; the<br />

making of The King and I and the<br />

second movie 78-2,3; the member of<br />

the royal family who liked it 87-2;<br />

the 1972 television series 89-4;<br />

Margaret's suit against Twentieth<br />

Century Fox and CBS, 1972ff 89-4;<br />

the revival of the musical on<br />

Broadway in 1978 89-5<br />

Anna Leonowens See "Leonowens, Anna"<br />

Annenus Duabus Mortenson See "Father,<br />

Margaret's"<br />

Anniversary Margaret and Kenneth's 50th<br />

89-5<br />

Anokul Safri School in Trang 45-1, 55-3,<br />

61-2,3; Margaret assumes<br />

responsibility for 53-3, 54-6, 61-4;<br />

Margaret's administration of 62, 63-<br />

1,2; Kru Pakai and her letters 62<br />

Ants in Thailand 47-1; the ants in the<br />

Christmas tree 58-3; the army ants<br />

that went through the house in Trang<br />

58-4<br />

Appendicitis Kenneth's case of, 59-8; Bill's<br />

case of 59-8<br />

Area studies 84-5,6, 85-1,2,3,4; the<br />

program Kenneth set up at American<br />

University 88-4; at the University of<br />

North Carolina at Raleigh 88-7<br />

Arnold and Porter Lawfirm in D.C. 89-4<br />

ARPA See "Advanced Research Project<br />

Agency"<br />

Asia and the Americas 77-4; the initial<br />

publishing of Anna and the King of<br />

Siam in serial form 77-6<br />

ATV Cleanco "Adds To Varnish" Brad<br />

Landon's furniture polish business<br />

2-2,11; 6-7; 73-3<br />

Atwood, William and Margaret Landon<br />

friends in the Literary Society 51-3,<br />

67-5<br />

Aung San (SP?) Burmese leader in 1945<br />

69-4<br />

Avis Fyshe See "Fyshe, Avis"<br />

Avocado tree Kenneth's in the State<br />

Department and the OCB 80-2, 81-5<br />

xx<br />

Aylward, Gladys Missionary in China 55-<br />

4<br />

Babe Jenkins Kenneth's childhood friend<br />

2-4; the day Kenny played ball in<br />

Babe's dress 75-5<br />

Bacon, Ruth 84-5<br />

Baggage Margaret's amazing baggage, and<br />

Kenneth's amazement at it 29-3, 30-<br />

2, 31-1<br />

Bali Kenneth's 1950 visit to 76-6<br />

Ballantyne Head of Far East section of State<br />

Department in WWII 67-3<br />

Ban Na Where Kenneth started the first of<br />

five (or six?) Chinese schools and<br />

churches 60-1<br />

Bananas in Thailand 50-7<br />

Bangkok Margaret and Kenneth's arrival at<br />

and year in 36, 3,4,6,7; 37, 38,<br />

39,40,41; the Presbyterian mission<br />

there 61-2; Kenneth's 1945 time in<br />

for the British-Thai negotiations 68-<br />

7, 69-3,4,5,6,7, 70-1,2,3, 79-6;<br />

Kenneth's 1950 visit to for King<br />

Ananda's cremation and King<br />

Phumipol's coronation 75-6, 76-1;<br />

Kenneth's 1953 visit to with William<br />

Donovan 79-1,2,3; Kenneth's 1956<br />

visit to with Admiral Eddie Layton<br />

82-3; Kenneth's 1960 visit to 83-4;<br />

Kenneth's 1966 visit to for ARPA<br />

87-7, 88-1<br />

Bangkok House Furnishing Company, The<br />

Where the Landons had their<br />

furniture made 40-4<br />

Bao Dai, Emperor See "Emperor Bao Dai"<br />

Baptism The schism in the Chinese church<br />

over baptism 60-2<br />

Barnhouse, Donald Gray 25-4<br />

Baxter, James Phinney Head of the OCI<br />

and later deputy head of the OSS<br />

64-4<br />

Batavia See "Djakarta"<br />

Batson, Benny Kenneth's roommate at<br />

Cincinnati University 6-11, 18-7<br />

Battambang Kenneth's 1945 visit to 68-7<br />

Baumer (SP?), Edwin Editor of Redbook


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in 1939 71-1<br />

Beam, Jake DCM to Merle Cochrane, 1950<br />

76-6<br />

Bear Lake, Wisconsin Margaret's year<br />

teaching high school in, chaperoning<br />

the freshmen, coaching basketball<br />

22-11, 24-7, 26-1,2,3,5,6,7, 25-7,8,9,<br />

27-13, 28-1,4, 29-1<br />

Bedell Smith See "Smith, General"<br />

Beirut Kenneth's visit to in 1931 60-5, 61-<br />

1<br />

Bella (SP?), Walter 68-7<br />

Bellamy, May Kenneth's secretary 68-1<br />

Beltonians Kenneth's <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

literary society 19-6, 20-4,5<br />

Benda, Harry 83-6<br />

Bergerson, Dorthea, Margaret's paternal<br />

grandmother from Norway 9-2; her<br />

experience in the great Chicago fire<br />

of 1871 9-2<br />

Betty Margaret's sister See "Elizabeth<br />

Julia Mortenson (Amsler)"<br />

BEW See "Board of Economic Warfare"<br />

Bidialongkorn (SP?), Prince 37-2, 39-5<br />

Big Chief, The Walter Wright Joe and<br />

Agnes Wright's father 27-11, 31-2,3<br />

Bike gang The youth group Kenneth<br />

formed and rode through the jungles<br />

with 58-6,7; the member who<br />

became a judo champion 58-7<br />

Bill Landon (William Bradley Landon) His<br />

birth 44-2,3; see also 45-6, 49-2,7,8,<br />

52-2,5, 53-2,6, 56-7,8, 57-2,3, 75-6,<br />

78-1, 80-5; how he learned to take<br />

his medicine 59-8<br />

Birth Kenneth's birth 1-5; Margaret's birth<br />

11-3,8, 13-9; the meaning of her<br />

name 11-8; her birth certificate 11-<br />

9, 34-4<br />

Bishop, Max 80-1, 82-3<br />

Blanchard, Charles, President of <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong>; Kenneth's meeting 6-12;<br />

19-1, 17-1<br />

Blount, Bertha see "McFarland, Bertha<br />

Blount"<br />

Board of Economic Warfare Kenneth's<br />

xxi<br />

work in during WWII 64-2,6, 65-<br />

3,7,8; the dykes of North Vietnam,<br />

and the bombing of in WWII 66-3<br />

Bond, Betty 88-7<br />

Books For Margaret's books, see Anna and<br />

the King of Siam and Never Dies the<br />

Dream; for Kenneth's books, see Siam<br />

in Transition The Chinese in Thailand<br />

and Southeast Asia: Crossroad of<br />

Religions; see also "Writing,<br />

Margaret's" and "Writing, Kenneth's"<br />

Boon Pha Friend of the Landons in Nakhon<br />

Si Thammarat 51-5, 60-4<br />

Borobudur, Indonesia 76-6<br />

Bosworth D.B., Kenneth's grandfather 1-2<br />

Bovee, Dan and Doris Hume Extended<br />

visitors to the Landons in Trang 52-<br />

4,5, 53-1,2,3, 54-2, 55-4,5, 56-4<br />

Bowles, Professor of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>,<br />

who built Adelle Mortenson's house<br />

and defective roof 24-6, 26-2,4, 32-<br />

4<br />

Boxing Kenneth's boxing as a young man<br />

4-4<br />

Boy Scouts Kenneth's brief career in 3-7<br />

Boyd, William and Mrs. Friends of<br />

Margaret's father who visited<br />

Thailand 56-5<br />

Brad Landon See "Father, Kenneth's"<br />

Bradley Landon See "Brother, Kenneth's"<br />

Bradley, Dr. Dan Beach Early missionary<br />

to Thailand 43-3, 81-3; his printing<br />

press 64-1<br />

Bradley, Irene 45-2<br />

Bread Kenneth's making of 88-7, 89-1,2<br />

British in Southeast Asia 41-2,3, 44-1,3, 45-<br />

2, 52-1, 65-1, 68-2,7, 69-5, 70-3;<br />

British hill stations 52-2<br />

British-Thai negotiations after WWII 68-<br />

2,7, 69-5, 70-3, 79-6<br />

Brother Kenneth's brother Bradley<br />

(William Bradley Landon, Jr.) 2-1,<br />

7-9, 73-2; physical appearance 6-4;<br />

his sudden death from appendicitis<br />

6-10<br />

“Brothers' Quarrel” Short story Kenneth


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published in the Saturday Evening<br />

Post 87-3<br />

Brower, Mrs. Campbell of Kenneth's<br />

church in Richmond, Indiana 71-2<br />

Brown, Dr. Arthur Judson of the<br />

Presbyterian mission board 33-<br />

2,3,6, 49-6<br />

Brown, Elsie Margaret's childhood friend<br />

13-1<br />

Bruce, Mrs. of the Columbus, New Jersey<br />

church 30-8<br />

Brynner, Yul in The King and I 78-3, 89-5<br />

Buck, Pearl and her East and West<br />

Association 25-5, 77-4, 82-5<br />

Buddhas The three buddhas "given" to<br />

Kenneth by the Thai government<br />

79-6<br />

Buffalo in Thailand 47-3, 57-6, 58-1<br />

Bulkley, Dr. and Mrs. L.C. (Con and Edna)<br />

Missionaries in Trang 46-5,6, 47-2,<br />

49-1, 50-3,4 54-6, 55-1, 61-3,4, 71-<br />

3; their personal histories 61-5; the<br />

doctor operates and gives the<br />

wounded hunter Livingstone's<br />

shoulder 55-1; the baby elephant he<br />

sent off with Edna to America 55-2<br />

Bundy, McGeorge of President Kennedy's<br />

White House staff 80-2, 83-7, 84-<br />

1,2<br />

Bunker, Ellsworth Ambassador to Vietnam<br />

86-1<br />

Burke, Billie Actress with an interest in<br />

Never Dies the Dream 83-1<br />

Burleigh (SP?), Adolph Assistant Secretary<br />

in the State Department 67-4; the<br />

reason for his nickname "Two<br />

Bathtub" 68-2<br />

Burma Kenneth's visit to, 1945 69-4<br />

Burmese Gospel chant Margaret and<br />

Kenneth perform it 58-2<br />

Burns, Arthur of the Federal Reserve Board<br />

89-1<br />

Buswell, Dr. James Oliver President of<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 28-3, 50-2<br />

Butterworth, W. Walton Assistant Secretary<br />

of State, 1950 76-5<br />

xxii<br />

Byrd, Thomas British Consul General in<br />

Chiang Mai in 1941 79-6; British<br />

negotiator in Bangkok in 1945 69-5<br />

Cairo, Egypt Kenneth's visit in 1931 60-5<br />

Cambridge University Press which<br />

published Kenneth's three books 73-<br />

1<br />

Cambridge City, Indiana Kenneth's small<br />

church there 71-2<br />

Camp Margaret's summer camp as a child<br />

16-10, 17-2,4<br />

Campbell, Joseph 85-3, 88-5<br />

Candy The Landons' bulldog; the day she<br />

tried to kill baby Kip 65-5, 74-3<br />

Car Kenneth's first car 25-2; his second<br />

car 31-6,8; Judge Prather's Lincoln;<br />

Brad's first car 4-11<br />

Carol Elizabeth Landon (Pearson) Her<br />

birth in 1933 59-7, 61-4; 67-1, 68-<br />

1,3, 78-4<br />

Carter, Jimmy Kenneth's long meeting<br />

with, when he was governor of<br />

Georgia 88-7<br />

Cat The Landon's cat in Siam 43-4, 49-3<br />

Cave in the hollow island off the Thai<br />

coast, used by the OSS 54-3, 66-4<br />

CBS Margaret's suit against 89-4<br />

CBS News Interview with Kenneth in 1971<br />

72-2, 88-6<br />

“Celluloid Heroes Capture Siam” see<br />

“Hollywood Invades Siam”<br />

Center for South and Southeast Asian<br />

Studies at American University<br />

which Kenneth created and<br />

administered 85-1, 88-4<br />

Chair Kenneth's beloved, purloined<br />

executive office chair 67-5<br />

Charlotte Johns whom Kenneth dated in<br />

Meadville 8-7<br />

Chiang Kai Shek 35-8<br />

Chiang Mai 79-6, the Presbyterian mission<br />

there 61-2<br />

Chicago, University of Kenneth's studies at<br />

63-2,3; Kenneth's year studying for<br />

his Ph.D. 72-6; Haskell lectures 66-<br />

2, 68-1, 72-6


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

Children Margaret and Kenneth's, see<br />

"Peggy," "Bill," "Carol," "Kip"<br />

China Civil war of 1927, 35-8<br />

Chinese in Thailand 33-4, 39-2, 42-7, 43-<br />

3, 45-1, 48-5, 59-2, 64-6; Kenneth's<br />

special relationship with 59-8, 60-<br />

1,2,4<br />

Chinese in Thailand, The Kenneth's book<br />

in 1941 60-1; how the Japanese<br />

bought it up and used it in the war;<br />

its inclusion in books by two other<br />

scholars 73-5<br />

Chinese army in Vietnam in 1946 71-4,72-<br />

1,2,4<br />

Chinese language study Kenneth's, 39-2,<br />

47-6, 60-1; Kenneth's speaking in the<br />

Swatow dialect 64-5<br />

Chinese paintings How the Landons got<br />

their paintings of Bible scenes by<br />

Chinese artists 74-2<br />

Chinese philosophy Kenneth's teaching of<br />

63-3, 64-4,6, 65-6, 66-1<br />

Chong Vacation spot in southern Thailand<br />

48-2,4,5,6, 49-1, 58-6<br />

Christiansen, Miss Johanna Margaret's<br />

nurse and friend in Thailand 37-5,6,<br />

38-1,3, 44-2,5, 46-5, 52-2, 61-5, 62-1<br />

Christmas Margaret's great love of 14-8,<br />

32-6,8; the time as a girl she dragged<br />

home the used Christmas tree 14-8<br />

Christmas in Thailand 58-3; the ants in the<br />

Christmas tree 58-3<br />

Chulalongkorn, King 48-1<br />

Chumphon 59-3<br />

Chungking project 65-6<br />

Church Kenneth's first two churches in<br />

New Jersey 21-2; his church in<br />

Indiana 71-2; the five (or six?)<br />

Chinese churches Kenneth started in<br />

Thailand 60-1,2,4<br />

CIA 78-5, 80-1, 81-6, 88-5; the CIA types<br />

who bragged about possible<br />

assassination to Kenneth; his<br />

relations with the OSS and CIA 74-<br />

1; concerning its role in<br />

assassinations 86-1<br />

xxiii<br />

Cigars Kenneth's love of cigars as a boy<br />

4-3<br />

Cincinnati University Kenneth's year at 6-<br />

11, 18-6,7,8; Taft lectures 64-6, 65-<br />

6, 66-1<br />

Clara Mortensons' Swedish maid 16-8<br />

Clawson, Dr., at Kenneth's birth 1-5<br />

Clothes Kenneth buys clothes for himself<br />

as a boy 4-3, 4-19; he buys clothes<br />

for his mother 4-7<br />

Cobey, Winnie 89-2<br />

Cochrane, Merle Ambassador to Indonesia<br />

in 1950 76-4,5,6<br />

Cole, Edna 36-5, 39-3, 42-3, 43-3, 45-1,<br />

61-3; the person Margaret wanted to<br />

write her first book on; her personal<br />

history; Margaret's week with, and<br />

her many letters 75-1,2<br />

Coleman, Elliott Organist at Landons'<br />

wedding; later of Johns Hopkins<br />

University 29-5<br />

Colic Kenneth's problem with milk; colic as<br />

a baby 1-6<br />

<strong>College</strong> Church, <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois in which<br />

the Landons were married 18-2, 26-<br />

3, 28-3, 50-2<br />

Columbus, Georgia and "Kenneth P.<br />

Landon Day" 88-7<br />

Columbus, New Jersey Kenneth's first<br />

church 23-9,10,11, 24-1,4, 27-<br />

6,7,8,12, 28-3, 29-2, 30-6, 31-1, 32-<br />

5,7; his departure 34-4,6<br />

Communism 60-1, 68-1; see "Ho Chi<br />

Minh"; see "Sukarno"; see "National<br />

Interdepartmental Seminar"<br />

Constipation Brad Landon's fascination<br />

with the subject 6-6; his anticonstipation<br />

machine 6-10<br />

Cooking Kenneth's in his retirement 89-2<br />

Coronation of King Phumipol, 1950 75-6,<br />

76-1<br />

Cosmos Club 67-5; how Kenneth joined<br />

86-4; his years on the admissions<br />

committee 86-5<br />

Coulter, Harry 22-12<br />

Country women in Thailand, Margaret's


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

relationship with and respect for 48-<br />

5<br />

Country Team Seminar 84-3,4,5, 85-3,4,<br />

Addendum Hours 1 thru 5<br />

Cremation in Thailand 42-1<br />

Crocodile The croc that almost ate Kenneth<br />

58-6<br />

Curtis Publishing Company For which<br />

Margaret's father worked 14-7,9<br />

D'Argenlieu, Admiral French general in<br />

Vietnam 71-4<br />

Dai Li Chinese head of secret service in<br />

WWII 66-3, 80-3<br />

Daisy Margaret's beloved doll as a child<br />

14-9<br />

Damascus Kenneth's 1931 visit to; the saga<br />

of the two rugs he bought 61-1<br />

Damrong, Prince See "Prince Damrong"<br />

Danish china How the Landons bought<br />

theirs 37-4<br />

Danish Legation in Bangkok 37-4<br />

Darling, Ding at Princeton Seminary 22-<br />

12<br />

Dead Sea Kenneth "swims" in 60-5<br />

Dean Moore See "Moore, Dean Gerald G."<br />

Dengue fever Kenneth's bout of 42-5;<br />

Margaret's bout of 52-2<br />

Dennis, William Cullen President of<br />

Earlham <strong>College</strong> 63-3, 86-4<br />

Dentist Kenneth's first experience with<br />

11-6; the Japanese dentist in<br />

Thailand 65-1<br />

Desserts Margaret's love of 12-6,13-1<br />

Dhani, Prince See "Prince Dhani"<br />

Djakarta, Indonesia Kenneth's 1946 visit to<br />

71-5; his 1950 visit to 76-4,5<br />

Dobkin, James Lawyer for Margaret in her<br />

suit against Fox and CBS 89-4<br />

Dog Kenneth's childhood dog, Jimmy 5-<br />

2,13,15; see "Suzi"; see "Candy"<br />

Dolls Margaret's doll Daisy 14-9;<br />

Katherine 14-9<br />

Donovan, Col. William Head of the OCI<br />

and then the OSS 63-5,6; Kenneth's<br />

relationship with 64-1,2, 66-5; how<br />

he came to set up the OCI 64-3,4;<br />

xxiv<br />

when he became ambassador to<br />

Thailand 77-1, 78-5, 79-1,2,3<br />

Doubleday Company that published Never<br />

Dies the Dream 83-1<br />

Dousman, Wisconsin 89-5<br />

Dow, Elsie <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> English<br />

professor 21-5, 26-1<br />

Drumwright, Assistant Secretary in the State<br />

Department, 1949 73-4; Consul<br />

General in Hong Kong 82-1<br />

Dulles, Allen Head of the CIA 78-5<br />

Dulles, John Foster Secretary of State in the<br />

Eisenhower administration 78-5, 79-<br />

7, 80-1, 82-4<br />

Dunlap, E.P. Missionary in Trang before<br />

the Landons 43-4, 46-2,5, 47-2, 48-<br />

1,7, 49-7; his book, "Those That Has<br />

Been Talked" 54-5<br />

Durian "the king of fruits" 49-8, 56-1<br />

Dutch East Indies See "Indonesia"<br />

Dykes Ho Chi Minh on the bombing of the<br />

Hanoi-Haiphong dykes in WWII 66-<br />

3, 72-5<br />

Dyrness, Enoch Registrar at <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> 21-5, 26-4<br />

Eakin, John Anderson Missionary in<br />

Thailand 33-4, 36-4, 37-1<br />

Eakin, Paul Missionary in Thailand 36-5,<br />

39-2, 40-3, 61-2, 62-5,6, 70-7<br />

Eakin, Ruth who built up the<br />

Anokuhnsatree School in Trang 46-<br />

5,6, 54-6, 61-2,3<br />

Earlham <strong>College</strong> Kenneth's time at 63-<br />

3,4,5, 74-3<br />

East and West Association The inaugural<br />

dinner at which Kenneth sold Anna<br />

25-5, 65-4, 77-4<br />

Ed Landon Kenneth's uncle 5-2,3,6,11, 23-<br />

7,8, 88-3<br />

Education in Thailand 42-2,3, 45-1, 61-3;<br />

see "Cole, Edna"; See "Wang Lang<br />

school" and "Wattana Wittiah<br />

Academy"; see "Anokuhnsatree<br />

School"; the schools Kenneth got<br />

started with the Chinese of the south<br />

60-1


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

Eels Admiral Layton and the cold, fried<br />

eels 81-6, 82-1<br />

Eisenhower, President Dwight D. 86-1,2,<br />

87-6<br />

Elephants When Margaret and Kenneth<br />

almost rode into one 59-4; the<br />

elephant that hosed down Kenneth's<br />

religious tracts 57-5; the elephant<br />

that ate Kenneth's cookies 58-5;<br />

Kenneth briefs the Joint Chiefs of<br />

Staff on elephants 64-2, 66-3;<br />

Kenneth's short stories on elephants<br />

88-3, 87-3<br />

Elizabeth Julia Mortenson (Amsler)<br />

Margaret's sister 12-5, 31-4,6,8, 32-<br />

6,8, 78-4; her difficult birth 15-2;<br />

her temperament 15-4; childhood<br />

health problems 15-5; the day she<br />

threw sand into the flour bin 12-16<br />

Elsie Brown, Margaret's childhood friend<br />

13-1<br />

Emperor Bao Dai Kenneth's visit with in<br />

Hanoi, 1946, and in Saigon, 1950<br />

72-3, 76-1<br />

Engagement When Kenneth and Margaret<br />

became engaged; she never actually<br />

said yes! 22-16, 23-1, 58-1,2<br />

English Governess at the Siamese Court,<br />

The Anna Leonowens' first book<br />

74-4, 75-3<br />

EOB See "Executive Office Building"<br />

Epistles Kenneth's pastoral letters to his<br />

parish 55-7, 56-5,7,8<br />

Erdman, Charles of Princeton Seminary<br />

22-15<br />

Essaie, Tony 89-4<br />

Estburg Michael Simanson, Margaret's<br />

maternal grandfather 9-5<br />

Evangeline Renata Mortenson (Welsh)<br />

Margaret's sister 12-3,4; Margaret's<br />

close relationship with 12-4; the day<br />

she had to spit 12-15; eating mud<br />

pies 14-10; see also 31-4,5,8, 32-<br />

1,8, 33-1,8, 34-1, 51-4,6, 52-6, 53-1;<br />

her charm 15-6; her compassion 15-<br />

7; her gift for style and art 15-7; her<br />

xxv<br />

death 51-6, 52-1<br />

Evangelism Kenneth's work in 27-<br />

6,7,8,12, 42-6,7, 43-1,2,3,4, 44-<br />

1,2,4, 45-3,5, 46-2,3,4, 47-6, 48-2,<br />

49-1,5,7, 50-1,5, 51-1,6, 52-1,2, 53-<br />

4, 54-5, 55-7, 56-1,3,5, 57-5, 59-3,5,<br />

60-1,2,3, 63-1, 70-6; the great<br />

distribution of Gospel booklets in<br />

southern Thailand 59-5; he sums up<br />

his evangelistic work 60-4<br />

Evanston, Illinois Where Margaret grew up<br />

13-6,7,10,12,13; 22-5,6; the<br />

Lincolnwood grade school Margaret<br />

attended 15-1; the Music Festival<br />

15-1<br />

Evanston Township High School 16-7;<br />

Margaret's studies 16-9<br />

Executive Office Building Kenneth's<br />

description of ; Rockefeller's office<br />

and Kenneth's office 67-5, 81-5, 85-<br />

5<br />

Expectation of Siam, The by Dr. Arthur J.<br />

Brown of the Presbyterian mission<br />

board 49-6<br />

Fairbank, John King of Harvard 63-4<br />

Father Kenneth's father Brad (William<br />

Bradley Landon) His origins 5-5;<br />

his schooling 5-7; first job, in D.C.<br />

5-7; how he got his job with the Erie<br />

Railroad 5-7; meeting Mae 1-4;<br />

Bright's disease 1-4; his Puritan<br />

background 1-12; his opposition to<br />

Demon Rum 2-13, 73-3; his Erie<br />

Railroad labratory 1-13; his work<br />

and work habits 5-2,12,16, 6-1, 84-<br />

4; his ATV business 2-2,11, 6-7;<br />

relations with women 6-2; Bible<br />

teaching 6-3; physical appearance 6-<br />

3; relations with his family 6-9; his<br />

way of taking his sons' money 4-18;<br />

fascination with constipation 6-6,10;<br />

making pancakes 7-8; his fear of<br />

Margaret 7-2; his temperament 5-<br />

2,3; his difficult visits with<br />

Kenneth's family 7-4; his death 7-4<br />

Father Margaret's father Annenus Duabus


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

Mortenson 9-4; his work at the<br />

Curtis Publishing Company 25-5;<br />

his temperament, his stiff Danish<br />

quality 15-10, 51-5, 58-1; his love<br />

of Margaret 15-10; his first stroke<br />

18-5; his illness 19-3, 21-1, 22-5,7,<br />

25-5,6; his last summer and his death<br />

22-11, 24-5, 25-6<br />

Faulkner, Waldron and Elizabeth Friends of<br />

the Landons in the Literary Society<br />

87-1<br />

FE Far East section of State in WWII 67-<br />

3,4<br />

Feng, Mr. Plantatation owner near Nakhon<br />

Si Thammarat 44-1<br />

Feudalism in Siam 37-7, 48-5, 51-3; how it<br />

lives on to this day in the formation<br />

of governments 54-5; the gesture of<br />

total abasement 54-5<br />

Fierst, Herb The Landons' lawyer 89-4,5<br />

Fiftieth anniversary Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

89-5<br />

Fig newtons How Kenneth came to "love"<br />

'em as a boy 2-14<br />

Fighting Kenneth learns to fight as a boy<br />

2-1,5,6,7; Kenneth and the boys of<br />

Meadville fight with beebee guns<br />

and .22 shorts 4-9<br />

Flexible Flier Kenneth's beloved sled, and<br />

his adventures with it 1-8<br />

Florida Florida Mitchell, the Mortensons'<br />

maid when Margaret was a girl 13-<br />

11, 22-5; when Florida was<br />

collecting money for her church and<br />

danced in the street 13-11, 16-8, 22-<br />

5<br />

Flu The great epidemic of 1918 20-2<br />

Flute Kenneth's childhood flute and his<br />

Haynes flute 3-11<br />

Football How Margaret came to love it as a<br />

child 12-17<br />

Foote, "Uncle Billy" Consul General in<br />

Djakarta, 1945 71-5<br />

“For the Sake of Love” Short story Kenneth<br />

published in the Saturday Evening<br />

Post 87-3<br />

xxvi<br />

Foreign Service Institute When Kenneth<br />

moved to, 1962 84-2; when he<br />

became Dean of Area Studies 84-<br />

5,6, 85-4<br />

Forest The primeval forest Margaret saw in<br />

Michigan 26-6<br />

Foster, Rockwood 81-5<br />

Free Thai movement 65-6, 66-3, 68-2,3, 74-<br />

2, 80-3<br />

French language Kenneth's "mastery" of<br />

71-4, 76-3<br />

FSI See "Foreign Service Institute"<br />

Fuller, Mr. and Mrs. Graham Missionaries<br />

in Thailand 33-4, 36-7, 39-2, 41-<br />

3,4; his jealousy of Kenneth's<br />

success with the Chinese in Thailand<br />

60-3<br />

Fuller, Muriel Margaret's friend from<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> on 17-2,4, 33-2,<br />

57-2, 71-1, 77-3,7<br />

Fuller, Paul and Margaret Missionaries in<br />

Thailand 37-3, 38-7, 40-5<br />

Fundamentalism and modernism in the<br />

1920's 23-10-12, 36-4, 54-6, 56-3<br />

Furniture The furniture the Landons had<br />

made for them in Bangkok 40-4, 42-<br />

2<br />

Fyshe, Anna Concert pianist and<br />

descendant of Anna Leonowens 87-<br />

3<br />

Fyshe, Avis Granddaughter of Anna<br />

Leonowens 75-2,3<br />

Galbraith, Kenneth 86-5<br />

Gale, Alex who dated Margaret at <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> 18-1, 25-5; Mortenson<br />

family visit to his home 19-8<br />

Gale, Bill who dated Margaret at <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> 18-3<br />

Galsworthy, Madame Mistress of General<br />

D'Argenlieu 71-4<br />

Galt, Miss Missionary in Thailand 44-3<br />

Games The games Margaret and Kenneth<br />

played as children 7-7, 13-5<br />

Gangster The Chumphon gangster who<br />

befriended Kenneth 59-3, 70-6<br />

Gardening Margaret's love of 46-6, 47-1,


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

50-1, 51-4, 52-2, 57-3<br />

Gates at the royal palace, with their great<br />

posts and high sills 81-4<br />

General Lo Han Chinese general in<br />

Vietnam in 1946 72-4<br />

German Kenneth's study of in Trang 56-6<br />

Gertrude Lawrence See "Lawrence,<br />

Gertrude"<br />

Gibbons Kenneth's encounter with at Chong<br />

58-6<br />

Gibson, Walter 19th century American in<br />

Indonesia 71-5<br />

Girls Kenneth's dating as a boy 4-10<br />

Giving Margaret's love of giving gifts 14-3<br />

Godel, Bill of the CIA and the OCB 81-5,<br />

82-1,3, 83-6<br />

Golden Mountain, The in Bangkok 39-4<br />

Golf Kenneth's playing 52-3, 87-4<br />

Government Kenneth's career in See<br />

"Office of Co-ordinator of<br />

Information," "Executive Office<br />

Building," "Board of Economic<br />

Warfare," "State Department,"<br />

"Operations Co-ordinating Board,"<br />

"Foreign Service Institute,"<br />

"National Interdepartmental<br />

Seminar"; his assessment of his<br />

government career 87-5<br />

Grace Van Hough 18-4<br />

Grandfather Kenneth's grandfather D.B.<br />

Bosworth 1-2<br />

Grandfather Margaret's maternal<br />

grandfather Michael Simanson<br />

Estburg 9-5, 12-7,8<br />

Grandfather Margaret's paternal<br />

grandfather Laurids Mortenson 9-<br />

1,3,4; his harshness 10-4; his late<br />

conversion 10-4<br />

Grandmother Kenneth's maternal<br />

grandmother Agnes Robinson<br />

Fletcher; her last illness 25-3<br />

Grandmother Margaret's paternal<br />

grandmother Dorthea Bergerson 9-2<br />

Grandmother Margaret's maternal<br />

grandmother Julie Marie Larsen 9-5<br />

Grange, Red 20-6, 22-4<br />

xxvii<br />

Graves, Mortimer Secretary of the<br />

American Council of Learned<br />

Societies 63-4, 64-1,3<br />

Gray, Gordon of Eisenhower's staff 83-5<br />

Greek Smith <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> registrar 19-<br />

3<br />

Green Lake, Wisconsin 15-8<br />

Green, Bernie of Princeton Seminary 23-<br />

13, 24-1<br />

Grew, Joseph 67-4<br />

Griffith, Ernest of the Library of Congress<br />

and American University 63-5, 64-<br />

1,3, 84-6, 85-1<br />

Grundahl (SP?), Ted in Bangkok 69-4<br />

Gull Lake Bible conferences 3-6, 6-12, 19-<br />

1, 30-2,3<br />

Gull Lake, Michigan when Kenneth was<br />

called to Washington 63-5<br />

Hadley, Lindsay of the Presbyterian<br />

mission board 32-7<br />

Hague, The Kenneth's week in 87-7<br />

Hahn, Mr. Lawyer in the Aimee Semple<br />

McPherson case 35-4, 36-1<br />

Hak, Charles Pastor of church in Trang<br />

51-4, 56-6, 57-1<br />

Hall, Monroe Rody Hall of the State<br />

Department 67-5<br />

Hall, Dad Evangelist 27-6<br />

Hanna, Norman 74-2, 87-7; Norm and<br />

Betty 81-2; Norm and Eddie (his<br />

first wife) 88-2<br />

Hanoi 71-4; Kenneth's visit to in 1946 71-<br />

6,7, 72-1,2,3,4,5; his1950 visit to<br />

76-2; the bombing of the dykes in<br />

WWII 66-3<br />

Harriman, Averell 84-1<br />

Harrison, Rex in the first Anna and the King<br />

of Siam movie 78-1<br />

Haskell lectures in comparative religion at<br />

Chicago University in 1947, which<br />

became Southeast Asia: Crossroad of<br />

Religions 66-2, 68-1, 72-6<br />

Hats When Kenneth got his peacock hat<br />

79-3,4; when Kenneth got his<br />

Afghan hat in Kabul 88-2<br />

Hayden (SP?), Everett 84-3


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

Haydon, A. Eustace Kenneth's mentor at<br />

Chicago University 63-3, 66-2, 72-<br />

6, 88-6<br />

Heintzman, Mrs., medium in whose house<br />

Kenneth lived at Cincinnati<br />

University 6-11, 18-7; the seance<br />

the boys rigged 6-11, 18-7<br />

Helburn, Teresa of the Literary Guild who<br />

tried to get a play written based on<br />

Anna 77-7, 78-1,2<br />

Hellebranth, Berthe de Sculptress who<br />

gave Margaret her work of the<br />

Madonna and child 89-3<br />

Henry Landon Kenneth's uncle; his origins<br />

5-14; Kenneth's visit to as a boy 3-<br />

14, 4-1; his temperament 5-4; the<br />

railroad he built in North Carolina<br />

5-9,14<br />

Hibbs, Ben Editor at the Saturday Evening<br />

Post 88-3<br />

High School Kenneth's grades in 18-6<br />

Ho Chi Minh 35-8, 46-3, 68-1; Kenneth's<br />

meetings with in 1946 72-1,2,3,4,5<br />

Hoffert, Mary Passenger on the ship across<br />

the Pacific, 35-3,6<br />

Holidays the Siamese love of holidays 58-<br />

3<br />

“Hollywood Invades Siam” Margaret's first<br />

professional sale 70-6<br />

Holy Land Kenneth's trip to in 1931 60-5<br />

Homes Important homes in the Landons'<br />

lives See "2400 Harrison St" [at<br />

beginning of index], "710 Walnut<br />

St," "610 Irving St"; their home in<br />

Trang 49-4,7, 50-1, 58-4; see "301<br />

E. Seminary," "2910 Brandywine,"<br />

"4711 Fulton St."<br />

Honeymoon Margaret and Kenneth's, 30-<br />

1,2,3; Kenneth's illness on 30-4,6<br />

Hong Kong Margaret and Kenneth's 1927<br />

stopover in 36-1,2; Margaret's week<br />

in, 1931 77-1; Kenneth's visit to,<br />

1956 82-1<br />

Honolulu Margaret and Kenneth's stopover<br />

in 35-4,5<br />

Hornbeck, Stanley Political officer in State<br />

xxviii<br />

Department 66-5, 67-3<br />

Hornbills Landon pets in Thailand 49-3,<br />

56-4<br />

Horst, Dr. in Bangkok 59-7<br />

Howard, Alice at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 17-2<br />

Howard, Philip 17-2<br />

Howard, Trumbull at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 17-<br />

2,4<br />

Hua Hin The King of Thailand's vacation<br />

palace 52-3<br />

Hull, Cordell of the State Department 67-5<br />

Hummel, Arthur of the Library of Congress<br />

64-5<br />

Hutchinson, Lawyer 23-11; his house in<br />

Bordentown, New Jersey, where<br />

Kenneth and Margaret stayed after<br />

their wedding 30-6, 31-1<br />

Imhoff, Mabes Kenneth's piano teacher 87-<br />

3<br />

Indonesia 68-5, 71-5,6, 76-4,5, 76-6<br />

Ingels, Wesley Kenneth's roommate at<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 21-9,10<br />

Ingersoll, Jasper 79-2, 88-1<br />

Interviews Margaret's experience of being<br />

misquoted 56-5<br />

Irish The Irish in Kenneth 79-2<br />

Irwin, Billy Kenneth's roommate at<br />

Princeton 21-8, 24-3, 25-4<br />

Island the island with the cathedral cave off<br />

the Thai coast, used by OSS in<br />

WWII 54-3, 66-4<br />

Izzy and Lizzy, the hornbills 49-3, 56-4<br />

Jack Daniels Kenneth's favorite bourbon<br />

82-3<br />

Jackson Place Kenneth's office across from<br />

the White House 80-2<br />

Jakarta See "Djakarta"<br />

Japan Margaret and Kenneth's 1927<br />

stopover in 35-5,6,7, 36-1; their<br />

stopover in, 1932 83-3; Kenneth's<br />

visit to, 1956 82-1<br />

Japanese in Southeast Asia 63-5,6; their<br />

spies in each town in Thailand 60-3,<br />

65-1; the Japanese "dentist" who<br />

worked on Kenneth 65-1; Kenneth's<br />

1941 predictions concerning their


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

attacks on Thailand, Malaya, and<br />

Singapore 64-1<br />

Japanese army Kenneth encountered in 1945<br />

68-7<br />

Jerusalem Kenneth's visit to in 1931 60-5<br />

Jessup, Phillip The State Department officer<br />

Kenneth impersonated in Hanoi,<br />

1950 76-2,3<br />

Jimmy Kenneth's childhood dog 5-2,13,15<br />

John Day Publishing company that<br />

published Anna 65-4, 77-6, 83-1<br />

Johnson, Alex of the State Department 17-<br />

3, 83-4, 84-3,4,5, Addendum 2-6,7,<br />

4-2,4, 5-1,3<br />

Joint Chiefs of Staff when Kenneth briefed<br />

them on elephants 64-2, 66-3<br />

Jones, E. Stanley Evangelist who visited<br />

Bangkok 39-3<br />

Jumping rope Kenneth's expertise in 36-6<br />

Kabul Kenneth's 1960 visit to 88-2<br />

Kalb, Marvin CBS newsman who<br />

interviewed Kenneth in 1971 72-2,<br />

87-2, 88-6<br />

Karp Kunjara Thai military attaché in<br />

WWII 66-3, 68-2, 80-3<br />

Kaw Su Chien, who came to Thailand as<br />

coolie and became wealthy; father of<br />

Phya Ratsida 48-5<br />

Keddie, Luke of the Bear Lake school where<br />

Margaret taught 27-1<br />

Kennedy, President John F. Kenneth's<br />

encounter with, 1962 85-3,<br />

Addendum 3-3; Kenneth's<br />

assessment of 85-4, 86-2; when<br />

JFK applied for membership in the<br />

Cosmos Club 86-5<br />

Kennedy, Robert F. Attorney General in<br />

1962-3 Addendum 2-1,3<br />

Kenneth Landon, Jr. see "Kip"<br />

Kenwood Golf and Country Club 87-4<br />

Key, David Ambassador to Burma in 1953<br />

79-1<br />

Kilpatrick, Faye 62-1<br />

King and I, The The making of, and the<br />

opening 78-2; the casting of Yul<br />

Brynner in the play and the making<br />

xxix<br />

of the movie 78-3; how Kenneth<br />

helped the original productions get<br />

authentic costumes from Thailand<br />

69-5; the 1972 television series 89-<br />

4; the revival of the musical on<br />

Broadway in 1978 89-5; see "Anna<br />

and the King of Siam"<br />

King Ananda of Thailand 69-5, 70-2,3; his<br />

cremation in 1950 75-6<br />

King Chulalongkorn of Thailand 48-1<br />

King Mongkut 51-5<br />

King Phumipol of Thailand 69-5, 70-2,3;<br />

his marriage and coronation in 1950<br />

75-6, 76-1<br />

King Prajadhipok of Thailand 39-4,7, 40-2,<br />

48-1, 63-4, 69-7, 85-5, 87-2<br />

King of Laos Kenneth's 1950 visit with<br />

76-4<br />

Kip Landon (Kenneth Perry Landon, Jr.)<br />

His birth 66-5, 68-6, 77-5;<br />

Kenneth's care for as a newborn 67-<br />

1; playing the piano 87-3,4<br />

Kistna Ship Margaret and Kenneth took<br />

from Singapore to Bangkok 36-2<br />

Kitchen, Jean, the love of Kenneth's life<br />

from age four to seven 4-10<br />

Kitchen, Jeff of the State Department 17-3<br />

Klique, The The youth group in the<br />

Columbus, New Jersey church 30-9,<br />

33-5<br />

Knitting Margaret's expertise, 18-4<br />

Knox, Gaylord and his wife Leila 45-2, 46-<br />

5,6, 77-1,2; their children Gaylord<br />

(Gay Gay) and Jean 77-1,2<br />

Ko Geng Hsui of Singapore 83-6<br />

Kru Briyuhn (SP?) 62-4, 63-1,2<br />

Kru Bunjua 61-3<br />

Kru Chin Da 50-7<br />

Kru Flora Lapsa 55-6<br />

Kru Juang 49-2<br />

Kru Kim Juang Kru Juang's wife and<br />

Margaret's favorite head teacher in<br />

Trang 49-2, 50-1, 51-6, 63-2<br />

Kru Pakai 44-5, 45-1; Margaret tells the<br />

story of Kru Pakai's letters, 61-2,<br />

62-1,2,3,4,5,6


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

Kru Plueng 62-5,6<br />

Kru Proi 56-1; her uncle the wizard 56-2<br />

Kru Tardt Margaret and Kenneth's Siamese<br />

language teacher 36-5,6, 37-6,7, 40-<br />

3,5<br />

Kru Tim who went insane 45-4<br />

Kru Wat 62-3, 63-1<br />

Krulak, General Victor "Brute" of the<br />

Marines 17-3, 84-3,5, 85-4,<br />

Addendum 2-6,7, 4-3, 5-1<br />

Kuai Tien Sung (SP?) who poured out his<br />

life to Kenneth in Phatthalung 49-5<br />

Kunjara, Karp See "Karp Kunjara"<br />

Kuriapaiwan (SP?), Prime Minister of<br />

Thailand 38-1<br />

Lak muang The post that stood at the<br />

center of the old cities in Thailand<br />

81-4<br />

Lalang grass 47-1<br />

Landon, Bill Margaret and Kenneth's son<br />

See "Bill Landon" (William Bradley<br />

Landon)"<br />

Landon, Brad (William Bradley Landon)<br />

See "Father, Kenneth's"<br />

Landon, Bradley (William Bradley<br />

Landon, Jr.) See "Brother,<br />

Kenneth's"<br />

Landon, Carol Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

daughter See "Carol Elizabeth<br />

Landon"<br />

Landon, Ed Kenneth's uncle See "Ed<br />

Landon"<br />

Landon, Henry Kenneth's uncle See<br />

"Henry Landon"<br />

Landon, Kip Margaret and Kenneth's son<br />

See "Kip Landon"<br />

Landon, Mae See "Mother, Kenneth's"<br />

Landon, Peggy Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

daughter See "Peggy Landon"<br />

Landon, Will See "Bill Landon"<br />

Landon, Zoe at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 19-2<br />

Lansdale, Colonel Ed of the CIA 82-2<br />

Laos Kenneth's 1950 visit to 76-4; his visit<br />

to, just before the coup of 1960 83-4<br />

Larsen Julie Marie, Margaret's maternal<br />

grandmother 9-5<br />

xxx<br />

Lattimore, Owen head of OWI in WWII<br />

64-5, 68-1<br />

Lawrence, Gertrude in The King and I 71-<br />

1, 78-2,3<br />

Lay, Jimmy secretary of the NSC 80-1,<br />

85-4<br />

Layton, Admiral Eddie 81-6; the cold, fried<br />

eels 82-1,3<br />

Leander the cat 43-4, 49-3<br />

Lebanon Kenneth's visit to in 1931 60-5<br />

Leber, Charles of the Presbyterian mission<br />

board 60-3<br />

Lecturing Kenneth's, 87-5, 88-7<br />

Legation in Bangkok, after WWII 69-4<br />

Lemnitzer, General Lyman 77-1, 81-6, 82-1<br />

Leonowens, Anna 56-8, 57-1, 74-4, 75-2,3<br />

Leper The leper in Trang who came every<br />

week to beg 75-5<br />

Letter-writing contest Redbook's, in<br />

1939, which Margaret won 71-1<br />

Letters from a Headmaster's Study<br />

which Margaret edited 89-5<br />

Library Kenneth and Margaret's library<br />

60-3, 69-2,7, 75-4<br />

Library of Congress The collection of Thai<br />

books Kenneth procured for the<br />

Library from the national library in<br />

Bangkok 69-7; Kenneth's office in<br />

64-1,5<br />

Lincolnwood School Margaret's grade<br />

school in Evanston 15-1<br />

Lindner, Kathryn Lehrer, Bradley Landon's<br />

fiancée 6-5<br />

Lindsay, Vachel The poet Kenneth's uncle<br />

Ed claimed to have met 5-6,8, 88-3<br />

Literacy Kenneth teaches people how to<br />

read 55-1<br />

Literary Society, The Margaret's<br />

membership in 56-2, 64-4, 86-6, 87-<br />

1<br />

Literary Guild, The which made Anna its<br />

selection in 1944 77-6<br />

/R OR GDODQJ! The leper in Trang who came<br />

every week to beg 75-5<br />

Lodge, Henry Cabot Ambassador to<br />

Vietnam 86-1


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

Lois McShane Margaret's <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong> friend 18-1,3, 19-2, 20-8<br />

Long, Breckinridge Assistant Secretary in<br />

the State Department in WWII 67-5<br />

Lord Lieutenant Phya Ratsida the great<br />

Lord Lieutenant early in the century,<br />

and his father from China, Kaw Su<br />

Chien 48-5; Phya Si<br />

Thammarat, the Lord Lieutenant in<br />

the Landons' time, who admired<br />

Kenneth's evangelistic methods, and<br />

who helped him distribute his Gospel<br />

booklets, tens of thousands of them<br />

46-2, 50-5,6, 59-5<br />

Love, Eddie at Princeton Seminary 22-12<br />

Lovell, Jimmy 88-7<br />

Luang Pradit Menuthom (SP?) See "Pridi<br />

Panomyong"<br />

Luang Prabang Kenneth's 1950 visit 76-4<br />

Luang Priboon Sunkraun (SP?) Regent of<br />

Thailand in WWII, involved with<br />

Free Thai movement 66-3; Prime<br />

Minister of Thailand during<br />

Eisenhower administration 86-2, 87-<br />

6<br />

Lung Boribon (SP?) 79-6<br />

Lung Duan Elder in the church in Trang<br />

55-4<br />

Lydia Na Ranong Chinese friend of<br />

Margaret's 48-4, 50-1, 54-5, 74-2<br />

Ma Cham Landons' servant in Bangkok<br />

41-1,6, 55-1<br />

Ma Pawm Landons' servant in Nakhon and<br />

Trang 51-1,4<br />

Ma Wan Nurse at Petchaburi and wife of<br />

Charlie Hak (SP?) 51-4, 61-4<br />

Ma Yuin Landons' servant in Nakhon and<br />

Trang 46-1<br />

MacArthur, Doug of the State Department,<br />

nephew of the famous Douglas<br />

MacArthur 79-7<br />

Machen, Das Professor at Princeton<br />

Seminary 21-11, 22-10,15, 23-3<br />

Madison, Dolly Kenneth's lovelorn<br />

secretary 65-5<br />

Madonna and child Margaret's Chinese<br />

xxxi<br />

painting of 74-2; her plaster and<br />

marble sculptures of 89-3<br />

Mae Agnes Landon See "Mother,<br />

Kenneth's"<br />

Malacca cane Kenneth's, 36-2<br />

Marder, Murry (SP?) Washington Post<br />

reporter who did story on the<br />

Country Team Seminar in 1962<br />

Addendum 1-1, 2-2<br />

Marshall Sarit See "Sarit, Marshall"<br />

Marshall, Edison Writer who took<br />

advantage of missionaries 55-5<br />

Marshall, George Catlett, General<br />

Secretary of State in 1949 73-4, 76-<br />

3<br />

Martin, Mary Famous actress who played a<br />

role in the casting of Yul Brynner<br />

78-3<br />

Mary Peabody, Margaret's childhood friend<br />

13-1,4, 14-12<br />

Mastoiditis Margaret's second infection,<br />

and the operation that took her<br />

hearing 12-2<br />

Mastoiditis Margaret's infection at age 3<br />

11-13<br />

Maud, Aunt Maud Fletcher Kenneth's<br />

favorite aunt 31-2<br />

Maugham, Somerset taking advantage of<br />

missionaries 55-4, 70-7<br />

Mayo Clinic Where Margaret's mother had<br />

her goiter operation 15-11<br />

McCague, Miss Helen Who ran the girls'<br />

school in Nakhon 42-5,6, 43-3,4,5,<br />

45-1,4,5; her illness 43-5, 44-1,5;<br />

her marriage 44-5<br />

McCain, Hugh Missionary in Thailand 79-<br />

6<br />

McCain, Dr. James W and his leper asylum<br />

in northern Thailand 43-3, 45-6; his<br />

red slippers 43-3<br />

McCarroll <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> trustee 19-1<br />

McCarthy era 68-1<br />

McCord, Margaret of the Wang Lang<br />

school 38-3, 75-2; in relation to<br />

Never Dies the Dream 82-5<br />

McCormick, Kenneth editor at Doubleday


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

77-3<br />

McDaniel, Dr. and Mrs. Edwin Bruce<br />

Missionary doctor in Nakhon 42-<br />

5,6, 43-3, 45-4, 56-8, 57-1, 63-4, 57-<br />

1, 74-4; his leper asylum 45-6; his<br />

introducing Margaret to the books of<br />

Anna Leonowens 56-8, 57-1, 74-4<br />

McDaniel, Dr. Edwin Bailey son of Dr.<br />

Edwin Bruce McDaniel 57-1, 63-4<br />

McFarland, Dr. George 39-3, 45-1<br />

McFarland, Bertha Blount 39-3, 44-5, 45-1,<br />

61-5, 62-1,2,3,4,5; in relation to<br />

Never Dies the Dream 82-5<br />

McGovern, William Fraudulent scholar on<br />

Tibet 55-4, 70-7<br />

McIlvaine, Dr. Pastor in Meadville 51-2<br />

McKenzie, the American minister to Siam<br />

37-1; his misadventure with the #1<br />

tea 37-1, 41-7<br />

McKinney, Archie Suitor to Evangeline<br />

Mortenson 22-7, 33-1,8, 34-1<br />

McNair, Harley Farnsworth 66-2<br />

McNutt, Paul 65-4, 77-4<br />

McShane, Lois Friend of Margaret's at<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 18-1, 19-2, 20-8<br />

Medill School of Journalism Margaret's<br />

year in 63-5, 70-5,6,7<br />

Mekong River Project 79-2<br />

Melks, Jane of Bear Lake, Wisconsin 25-<br />

8, 26-3, 27-1, 28-4,9<br />

Metcalf, Dr. Keyes DeWitt, librarian at<br />

Harvard 63-4<br />

Methodism Margaret's church as a girl 14-<br />

6<br />

Metropole, Hotel in Hanoi, where Kenneth<br />

stayed in 1946 72-1<br />

Miles, Admiral Merry and the tiger skull<br />

ashtray 80-3<br />

Milliken, Max 84-3, 85-4, Addendum 2-3,<br />

3-5<br />

Ming, Mr. 40-4<br />

Minium Mrs. D'Armant Minium of<br />

Meadville 8-6<br />

Mission board, Presbyterian 29-2, 32-7, 33-<br />

2,3,5,7,8, 61-2; the 1938 meeting to<br />

reassess mission policy in Thailand,<br />

xxxii<br />

when the Landons resigned from the<br />

mission 60-3<br />

Missionary Kenneth's call to become a<br />

missionary 27-7, 28-5,6, 29-2, 32-7;<br />

Kenneth and Margaret's preparations<br />

for going to Thailand 33-2,3,5,6,7,8,<br />

34-2,3,5,6; their trip across America<br />

to leave the country 35-1; their<br />

sailing from San Francisco 35-<br />

2,3,4,6; their trip to Siam 36-1<br />

Moffat, Abbot Low of the State Department<br />

67-4, 80-3<br />

Mongkut, King 51-5<br />

Monsoons in Southeast Asia and Thailand<br />

51-6, 58-4<br />

Moore, Dean Gerald G. Kenneth's meeting<br />

in 1939, which led to the writing of<br />

Anna 75-2<br />

Moore, W. Robert photographer for The<br />

National Geographic 76-1<br />

Morgan, George Director of Foreign<br />

Service Institute in 1962-3<br />

Addendum<br />

Morigi, Roger Stonecarver at the<br />

Washington Cathedral 89-3<br />

Mortenson, A.D. Annenus Duabus See<br />

"Father, Margaret's"<br />

Mortenson, Adelle See "Mother,<br />

Margaret's"<br />

Mortenson, Chris Margaret's uncle, 24-6<br />

Mortenson, Elizabeth (or Betty) Margaret's<br />

sister See "Elizabeth Julia<br />

Mortenson (Amsler)"<br />

Mortenson, Evangeline See "Evangeline<br />

Renata Mortenson (Welsh)"<br />

Mortenson Laurids J.M., Margaret's<br />

paternal grandfather from Denmark<br />

9-1,3,4; his S-bolt machine 9-3<br />

Moses, Abraham who tried and failed to find<br />

"dirt" on Kenneth in 1963 84-5,<br />

Addendum 4-3, 5-3<br />

Mother Margaret's mother Adelle; 28-2,3,<br />

32-4,8, 34-1, 52-1, 53-1, 57-2, 77-1;<br />

her childhood 9-5,6,7; her education<br />

10-1, 11-7; her singing 10-1; her<br />

wedding 10-8, 11-1; her health


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

problems 15-4,11; her operation 15-<br />

11; her heart problems 15-12; the<br />

house she built after A.D. died, and<br />

its defective roof 26-2,4,9;<br />

Kenneth's opinion of 19-6, 26-9<br />

Mother Kenneth's mother Mae Agnes<br />

Fletcher Landon 1-1, 8-2,3,4,5; her<br />

strict upbringing 7-5; her<br />

unhappiness in her marriage 7-9; her<br />

physical bearing 7-11; her piano<br />

playing 8-1; her health problems 8-<br />

1, 31-6, 33-1,3, 49-6; the great stout<br />

story 2-11, 73-3; Kenneth's knowing<br />

in Siam when she died 8-1, 38-5,<br />

50-2,6<br />

Mountbatten, Lord Louis 69-4, 70-3<br />

Muir, John Muriel Fuller's grandfather 34-<br />

4<br />

Muriel Fuller See "Fuller, Muriel"<br />

Murrow, Edward R. Addendum 3-5<br />

Music Its role in the Mortenson family 15-<br />

13<br />

Musical instruments Instruments Kenneth<br />

played 3-11, 46-5, 65-4, 87-3<br />

Nagasaki, Japan Where the Landons<br />

bought their chinaware teaset, 1932<br />

83-3<br />

Nagorsearga, Prince 63-4<br />

Nai Dit Coolie and cook in Nakhon si<br />

Thammarat 44-1,2, 45-4; the<br />

disastrous dinner 45-6; trapping the<br />

mu sang 47-4<br />

Nai Lai The fix-it man 53-4<br />

Nai Nuang friend of the Landons in Trang<br />

51-5, 60-4<br />

Nakhon Si Thammarat 53-5, 56-8, 67-1,<br />

61-2, 74-4; Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

year in 39-2, 42-5,6, 43, 44, 45-1<br />

Nanthalung shadow show 42-2, 47-5, 48-3<br />

National Interdepartmental Seminar New<br />

name given to Country Team<br />

Seminar in 1963 See "Country<br />

Team Seminar"<br />

National Security Council Kenneth's move<br />

to 79-7; see also 80-2, 84-3; see<br />

"Operations Co-ordinating Board"<br />

xxxiii<br />

National Geographic, The Kenneth's<br />

photograph of rice cultivation in its<br />

various stages 51-6; his pictures of<br />

the cremation and coronation in<br />

Bangkok, 1950 76-1<br />

Ne Win of Burma 37-7<br />

Necco wafers Kenneth's beloved candy as<br />

a boy 4-17<br />

Negotiations See "British-Thai<br />

negotiations"<br />

Negritoes Kenneth's encounter with 48-6<br />

Never Dies the Dream Margaret tells of<br />

its writing 82-5, 83-1<br />

New Year celebrations in Thailand 41-7,<br />

42-1<br />

Ngiap Seng Kenneth's loyal evangelist 47-<br />

6, 49-2, 57-5, 60-1<br />

Ngo Dinh Diem 83-4; Kenneth's visits<br />

with, 1956 82-2; Diem's<br />

assassination 86-1<br />

Niagara Falls Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

honeymoon 30-3<br />

Nixon, Richard M. The briefings in<br />

Kenneth's office 80-2; the tiger skull<br />

ashtray affair 80-2,3; Kenneth's<br />

evaluation of 86-2<br />

Nolting, Ambassador Frederick 86-1<br />

Norman Hanna See "Hanna, Norman"<br />

Norris, Dr. J. Frank Lillian Norris's father<br />

His trial for murder 33-4<br />

Norris, Lillian (Weaver) Friend of<br />

Margaret's at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 20-1<br />

Norwood, Rev. and Mrs. Cecil British<br />

missionaries in Thailand 44-3, 45-2<br />

NSC See "National Security Council" and<br />

"Operations Co-ordinating Board"<br />

O'Brian, John Lord who set up the U.S.'<br />

first intelligence operation in WWI<br />

64-4, 87-1<br />

OCB See "Operations Co-ordinating<br />

Board"<br />

OCI See "Office of the Co-ordinator of<br />

Information"<br />

Office of the Co-ordinator of Information<br />

Kenneth's work in, 1941-1942 64-<br />

1,2,3,4, 65-7


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

Office of War Information Kenneth's<br />

wartime broadcasts with 64-1,5<br />

Operations Co-ordinating Board Kenneth's<br />

move to in 1954 79-7, 80-1; when<br />

Kenneth moved in at Jackson Place<br />

81-5; how the OCB was set up 81-6;<br />

the purpose of 80-2; Kenneth's work<br />

on 67-2, 83-4; Kenneth's paper on<br />

religion in Southeast Asian politics<br />

85-6; the OCB's end 84-2<br />

Opium in Thailand 54-2, 60-1<br />

Order of Exalted White Elephant awarded<br />

to Kenneth by Thai government in<br />

1953 79-5<br />

Ordination Kenneth's, in Meadville 28-6,<br />

34-7<br />

OSS 78-5, 80-3; why the OCI became the<br />

OSS 65-7; the island cave used to<br />

move agents into Thailand in WWII,<br />

which Kenneth informed them of<br />

54-3, 66-4<br />

OWI See "Office of War Information"<br />

Paintings Mrs. Yip in Choy's paintings,<br />

which hung in Kenneth's office 81-1<br />

Paintings, Chinese How the Landons got<br />

their paintings of Bible scenes by<br />

Chinese artists 74-2<br />

Pakai See "Kru Pakai"<br />

Pakhisan (SP?) the northeastern plateau<br />

area of Thailand 88-1<br />

Palembang Kenneth's dramatic takeoff<br />

from the airport 76-6<br />

Palestine Kenneth's visit to in 1931 60-5<br />

Palms, royal The trees Margaret planted at<br />

the house in Trang, and Kenneth's<br />

flyover 20 years later 57-3<br />

Pao, General of the police in Thailand 79-<br />

3<br />

Paris, France the bookstore Kenneth<br />

bought so many books from 69-2<br />

Parish Kenneth's parish in Thailand 39-2,<br />

46-2, 47-6, 59-6, 58-7<br />

Park, Rufus Evangelist Margaret's father<br />

was with when he died 24-5, 25-6<br />

Pastoral letters Kenneth's to his parish 55-<br />

7, 56-5,7,8<br />

xxxiv<br />

Patek Philippe watch Kenneth's 79-5<br />

Patrine Christina Mortenson Margaret's<br />

great aunt Coming to America; her<br />

investment with Grandfather<br />

Laurids, which was lost 10-6<br />

Payne, J.J. Corrupt evangelist in Bear Lake<br />

28-9, 29-1<br />

Peabody, Mary See "Mary Peabody"<br />

Peacock feather hat Kenneth's most exotic<br />

chapeau and how he acquired it 79-<br />

3,4<br />

Pearl Buck and the East-West Association<br />

inaugural dinner, at which Kenneth<br />

sold Anna 25-5, 65-4, 77-4<br />

Pearson, Andrew Carol Landon Pearson's<br />

son, bites Kenneth, who bites him<br />

back! 89-4<br />

Pearson, Carol Elizabeth Landon See<br />

"Carol Elizabeth Landon (Pearson)"<br />

Peggy Landon (Margaret Dorothea Landon<br />

Schoenherr) Her birth 38-1,2,3,4,5;<br />

see also 42-6, 43-1,4, 44-1, 45-3, 46-<br />

4, 47-2,3, 48-5, 49-2,7 50-4,5,6, 52-<br />

2,5, 53-3,6, 56-7,8, 57-2,3, 78-4, 80-<br />

5; the day the king cobra encircled<br />

her as a baby 47-2,3; her social<br />

nature 53-1; her beautiful tankles<br />

53-2; her dating as a teenager 68-6;<br />

her help in the writing of Anna 75-4;<br />

caring for Kip as a baby 67-1; the<br />

day she saved baby Kip's life 74-3<br />

Penang See "Pinang"<br />

Pentagon Papers scandal of 1971 72-2, 88-6<br />

Pepper in Thailand 48-5<br />

Perry Origin of Kenneth's middle name 1-<br />

1<br />

Pershing, General "Black Jack" His office<br />

in the State Department in WWII<br />

67-5<br />

Peter, Armistead Last owner of Tudor<br />

Place in D.C. and Landon friend in<br />

the Literary Society 87-1<br />

Peterson, Captain Friend of Kenneth's in<br />

Thailand 51-6<br />

Petoskey stones in Michigan 15-8<br />

Pets Kenneth's boyhood dog Jimmy 5-


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

2,13,15; the Landons' pets in<br />

Thailand 49-3, 52-1; the monkey<br />

56-1; the hornbills, the cats, Suzi the<br />

dog 56-4; Candy the bulldog in<br />

Richmond, Indiana, and in D.C. 65-<br />

5, 74-3<br />

Ph.D. Kenneth's furious year studying for<br />

72-6<br />

Phangnga, Thailand 54-3<br />

Phatthalung, Thailand 47-6, 49-5<br />

Philco Ford Re: ARPA 80-3, 87-7, 88-1<br />

Phnom Penh Kenneth's 1950 visit to 76-3<br />

Phosphorescent sea Kenneth's experience<br />

of 46-4, 61-1<br />

Photography Kenneth's, 51-6, 52-3,6, 54-4,<br />

59-6; his pictures and movies of<br />

King Ananda's cremation and King<br />

Phumipol's coronation in 1950, some<br />

of them published in National<br />

Geographic 76-1; Kenneth's<br />

remarkable photograph of rice<br />

cultivation in Thailand, published in<br />

the Geographic 51-6<br />

Phra Kru Hame Head of the Buddhist<br />

monks in Thailand and friendly to<br />

Kenneth 42-7, 43-1, 46-2<br />

Phuket 53-4,5,6, 54-1,2,3<br />

Phumipol, King See "King Phumipol"<br />

Phya Ratsida the Lord Lieutenant early in<br />

the century, and his father from<br />

China, Kaw Su Chien 48-5<br />

Phya Si Thammarat, the Lord Lieutenant in<br />

the Landons' time, friendly to<br />

Kenneth 46-2, 50-5,6, 59-5<br />

Piano Kenneth's playing, in the 1950's; the<br />

Landons' fine Steinway 87-3<br />

Pierce Chapel, <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 26-3<br />

Pinang 48-5, 52-1,2<br />

Pineapples in Thailand 48-7<br />

Pipe Kenneth's pipe as a youth 4-3<br />

Pittman-Potter Center for World Order The<br />

conference Kenneth participated in<br />

17-3<br />

Plain of Jars Kenneth's visit to, 1960 83-4<br />

Plattsburg, New Jersey Kenneth's second<br />

church while in seminary 23-11<br />

xxxv<br />

Poison The night in Bangkok that Kenneth<br />

was poisoned, December 14, 1945<br />

70-1<br />

Poleman, Horace Kenneth's friend in<br />

Washington 65-1, 67-1<br />

Ponk Common slang word in Margaret's<br />

youth 16-7<br />

Pooks, Ray Remarkable track athlete in<br />

Meadville 7-6<br />

Pool Kenneth's playing at the poolhall as<br />

a boy 4-2,3<br />

Pot Sarasin Thai ambassador to the U.S. in<br />

1953 79-5, 82-4; in Bangkok, 1966<br />

88-1<br />

Prajadhipok, King See "King Prajadhipok"<br />

Pramoj, Kukrit 68-2<br />

Pramoj, Seni 64-2, 68-2, 70-3, 87-2; the<br />

Thai declaration of war on the U.S.<br />

that he refused to present 64-5<br />

Preaching 31-,4,5, 32-4, 51-2, 83-2;<br />

Kenneth's preaching techniques 7-3;<br />

the Princeton seminary sermon<br />

contest 32-10, 33-1,5; his first<br />

sermon in Thai 40-4<br />

Pregnancy Margaret's first, which doctors at<br />

first thought was illness 32-10, 34-1<br />

Presbyterian mission board 29-2, 32-7, 33-<br />

2,3,5,7,8, 61-2; the 1938 meeting to<br />

reassess mission policy in Thailand<br />

60-3<br />

President Wilson, The Ship that Margaret<br />

and Kenneth took from San<br />

Francisco 36-1<br />

Presidents Kenneth evaluates the<br />

Presidents under whom he served<br />

86-2<br />

Pridi Panomyong (SP?) Regent of Thailand<br />

in WWII 68-3, 69-6,7, 70-1, 80-3<br />

Prince Damrong of Thailand 36-5, 37-1,<br />

45-6, 75-1; his library and the year<br />

Kenneth tried to give it to a library in<br />

the U.S. 63-4, 87-5; his personal<br />

history 63-4<br />

Prince Dhani of Thailand 69-6, 70-2, 75-6<br />

Prince Nagorsearga of Thailand 63-4<br />

Prince Supsowat (SP?) The member of the


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

royal family who liked Margaret's<br />

book 87-2<br />

Prince Wiwat (SP?) of Thailand 69-5<br />

Princeton Theological Seminary 21-8,11,<br />

22-12, 23-2, 32-3,10, 33-3<br />

Princeton, New Jersey 31-1, 32-1,2<br />

Prison in Nakhon Si Thammarat 45-2<br />

Propeller Kenneth's great propeller<br />

escapade 1-13<br />

Prostration A true example of the gesture<br />

of total, feudal abasement to a lord<br />

54-5<br />

Psychological Strategy Board which was<br />

transformed into the OCB 79-7<br />

Pye, Lucian 84-3, 85-4, Addendum 1-2, 2-<br />

3<br />

Pygmies Kenneth's encounter with 48-6<br />

Queen Rumphai Barni widow of King<br />

Prajadhipok 68-3; the night she<br />

came for dinner at 4711; Kenneth's<br />

call on her in 1950 68-3, 85-5, 87-2<br />

Queen Sirikit of Thailand 89-5; Kenneth's<br />

dancing with her as a girl in<br />

Bangkok 70-2<br />

Radford, Admiral Chairman of the JCS,<br />

1953 79-5<br />

Railroad Kenneth's job in the Erie Railroad<br />

shop as a boy 3-5, 8-11<br />

Ramayana, The 39-7,8, 42-2, 47-5, 48-3<br />

Reading Margaret's love of reading as a<br />

child 12-11<br />

Reams Robert Bordon Reams, Foreign<br />

Service officer who married<br />

Charlotte Johns from Meadville 8-7<br />

Red Grange 20-6, 21-2<br />

Redbook magazine and the letter-writing<br />

contest Margaret won 71-1<br />

Reischauer, Ed who became ambassador to<br />

Japan 64-5<br />

Remer, Charles Frederick chief of FE in the<br />

OCI 64-4<br />

Resignation Kenneth and Margaret's<br />

resignation from the Presbyterian<br />

mission 60-3, 67-4, 70-7<br />

Retirement Kenneth's, 85-2, 89-2<br />

Reviews Kenneth's career reviewing books<br />

xxxvi<br />

66-1<br />

Rheinheimer, Howard Lawyer for Rodgers<br />

and Hammerstein 78-2<br />

Rheumatic fever Margaret's bout with in<br />

1946 82-5<br />

Rice cultivation in Thailand 48-3, 51-6<br />

Richmond, Indiana the Landons' years in<br />

63-3,4,5; Margaret's year alone there<br />

with the children 77-3<br />

Richmond, Mr. and Mrs. William of Bear<br />

Lake, Wisconsin, with whom<br />

Margaret lived, 1925-6 24-7, 25-7<br />

Ridgeway, Eliza Kenneth's friend and<br />

patroness at Columbus, NJ 30-8, 34-<br />

4, 83-2<br />

Ring Margaret's engagement ring 23-1,<br />

58-1,2; the wedding ring Kenneth<br />

bought for her 27-4; Kenneth's gold<br />

ring with two diamonds 1-2<br />

Ripley, Dillon as OSS agent 54-3<br />

“Ripped My Pants on a Rusty Nail, I”<br />

Kenneth sings lustily 47-6<br />

Robertson, Walter Assistant Secrety for the<br />

Far East in 1953 78-5, 79-1, 80-1<br />

Rockefeller, Nelson in the State Department<br />

in WWII; his office in the EOB, his<br />

fireplace, and his special logs 67-5,<br />

81-5<br />

Rodgers and Hammerstein 78-2,3, 89-4,5<br />

Rodin, Mrs. Kenneth's relationship with in<br />

college 22-4<br />

Rodin's Restaurant, where Kenneth worked<br />

in college 20-6, 22-4, 58-1<br />

Rogovin, Mitchell Lawyer for Margaret in<br />

her suit against Fox and CBS 89-4<br />

Romance of the Harem, The Anna<br />

Leonowens' second book 74-4, 75-3<br />

Rombitan tree in Thailand 48-7<br />

Rommel's battlefield When Kenneth flew<br />

over it in 1945 69-4<br />

Roosevelt, James The President's son 63-6<br />

Roosevelt, President Franklin Delano 64-3<br />

Kenneth' meeting with in 1941 64-1;<br />

Kenneth drafts the paper articulating<br />

FDR's policy concerning the French<br />

return to Indochina after WWII 67-


<strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong> INDEX<br />

4; Kenneth's evaluation of 86-2<br />

Rose Palace in Bangkok 66-3<br />

Ross, Martin of the Medill School of<br />

Journalism 70-5<br />

Rostow, Walt of President Kennedy's<br />

White House staff 80-2, 83-7, 84-<br />

1,2,3,4,5, 85-3, 86-5, Addendum 2-<br />

1,3, 2-5, 4-3<br />

Rowan, Carl Journalist blackballed by the<br />

Cosmos Club 86-5<br />

Rubber trees in Thailand 47-1<br />

Rubber estates in Thailand 44-1<br />

Rugs The saga of the two Damascus rugs<br />

Kenneth bought in 1931 61-1<br />

Running away Kenneth runs away at age 4<br />

1-9<br />

Rusk, Dean Secretary of State, 1961ff 84-<br />

2,4, Addendum 4-2, 5-4<br />

Saigon Kenneth's visit to in 1946 71-4; his<br />

1950 visit to 76-1; his 1956 visit to<br />

82-2<br />

Saintenay, General French minister in<br />

Hanoi in 1946 71-4<br />

Sakanichi, Shio of the Library of Congress<br />

in 1941; Japanese spy 64-5; Shio's<br />

last party, December 6, 1941 65-1<br />

Salan, General Commander of "French<br />

troops" in Indochina in 1946 71-7<br />

Salsbury, Larry of the State Department<br />

66-5, 67-5<br />

Saltz, Lewis Men's clothier in D.C. 79-4<br />

Samui The offshore island 46-3<br />

San Francisco Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

stopover in 34-7, 35-1,2<br />

Sarasin See "Pot Sarasin"<br />

Sarit, Marshall 39-2, 69-5, 77-1, 79-3, 83-<br />

4; Kenneth's first meeting with, in<br />

1950 76-7; Sarit's visit to 4711<br />

Fulton St. in 1958, and the sequel in<br />

Bangkok when Sarit was Prime<br />

Minister 80-4,5<br />

Saturday Evening Post When Kenneth<br />

published his three short stories 87-<br />

3, 88-3<br />

Schalk, Lou Suitor to Peggy Landon 78-4<br />

Schneider, Herb of the Journal of<br />

xxxvii<br />

Philosophy at Columbia University<br />

66-1<br />

Schoenherr, Charles Husband of Peggy<br />

Landon Schoenherr 78-4<br />

Schoenherr, Peggy (Margaret Dorothea<br />

Landon Schoenherr) See "Peggy<br />

Landon"<br />

Schools The school in Bear Lake,<br />

Wisconsin, where Margaret taught,<br />

see "Bear Lake"; the school in Trang<br />

that Margaret administered, see<br />

"Anokuhnsatree (SP?) School"; the<br />

five (or six?) Chinese schools<br />

Kenneth helped to start in southern<br />

Thailand 60-1<br />

School of International Service at American<br />

University where Kenneth worked<br />

84-6<br />

Seferlis, Constantine Stonecarver and<br />

sculptor at the Washington<br />

Cathedral, who carved Margaret's<br />

Madonna and child 89-3<br />

Seigle, Al and Jeanette Missionaries in<br />

Bangkok and friends of the Landons<br />

36-4,6,7, 39-1, 41-6<br />

Seni Pramoj See "Pramoj, Seni"<br />

Shanghai, China Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

1927 stopover in 36-1<br />

Shantymen's Christian Associaton, The<br />

Rufus Parks' sponsoring organization<br />

25-6<br />

Sharir Top official in Indonesia, 1950 76-5<br />

Sheehan, Mr. and Mrs. in Phuket Tin<br />

miner 53-6<br />

Shio Sakanichi See "Sakanichi"<br />

Short stories Kenneth's brief career in<br />

writing 87-3, 88-3<br />

“Siam Rides the Tiger” Margaret and<br />

Kenneth's article for Asia and the<br />

Americas 60-3, 63-5, 70-5<br />

Siam in Transition Kenneth's first book<br />

69-6<br />

Siam Origin of the name 50-4<br />

Siamese language Margaret and Kenneth's<br />

study of 36-5,6, 37-3,4,5,6,7, 38-6,<br />

39-2, 41-1; the first-year exam


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Kenneth and Margaret both took 40-<br />

3; Kenneth's second-year exam 40-<br />

2,3; Kenneth's third-year exam 44-3;<br />

Margaret's continuing study 49-7;<br />

Margaret's second-year exam 55-6;<br />

Marshall Sarit's comment on<br />

Kenneth's biblical Thai 76-7<br />

Sihanouk of Cambodia Kenneth's 1950<br />

visit with, and Kenneth's "brilliant"<br />

conversation in French 76-3<br />

Singapore Margaret and Kenneth's 1927<br />

stopover in 36-1,2; Kenneth's visit<br />

to, 1960 83-6<br />

Sirikit See "Queen Sirikit"<br />

Sisters Margaret's, See "Betty" or<br />

"Elizabeth" and "Evangeline"<br />

Slavery in Thailand 46-1<br />

Sledang The wild cattle of Thailand 47-1<br />

Smith, "Greek" <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> registrar<br />

19-3<br />

Smith, General Walter Bedell of WWII<br />

fame 79-5<br />

Smith, Col. Wilfred of ARPA 80-3, 87-7<br />

Smoking Kenneth's smoking when young<br />

4-3<br />

Snakes in Thailand 47-2,3,5, 53-1, 59-4,<br />

71-3; snake farm in Bangkok 37-3<br />

Snyder, Rev. and Mrs. Frank L.<br />

Missionaries in Nakhon 39-2, 42-<br />

5,6,7, 43-3, 44-1, 48-1, 61-2, 74-4<br />

his sudden death 47-7<br />

Songs Kenneth sings songs from his youth:<br />

"The Alcoholic Blues" 3-13, 20-5;<br />

"My Little Bimbo" 3-13, 22-2; "I<br />

Ripped My Pants on a Rusty Nail"<br />

47-6; "Oh I'm Waiting for a Check<br />

from Home" 20-5; "Oh It's Hard to<br />

See a Fly on the Mountain" 53-6;<br />

"Rain or Shine, I'll Pay My Fine"<br />

23-6; "Romeo and Juliet" 29-3;<br />

"When Father Hung the Paper on the<br />

Wall" 20-4<br />

Southeast Asian studies 63-4; the program<br />

Kenneth set up at American<br />

University 88-4; the new program at<br />

the University of North Carolina at<br />

xxxviii<br />

Raleigh 88-7<br />

Southeast Asia: Crossroad of Religions<br />

Kenneth's third book, 1949 66-2,<br />

68-1, 72-6<br />

“Spirit of <strong>Wheaton</strong>, The” Margaret's essay<br />

22-9<br />

Sports Margaret's love for sports 14-11<br />

Softball, volleyball, tennis<br />

Staats, Elmer Principal co-ordinator of the<br />

OCB staff 67-2, 79-7, 80-1<br />

Stadthuis The old courthouse in Djakarta;<br />

Kenneth's visit to in 1945 71-5<br />

Stanton, Edwin and Josie Ambassador to<br />

Thailand in 1950 and his wife 74-1,<br />

75-6, 76-7, 79-1, 82-3<br />

Starling, Dorothy Richard Professional<br />

violinist from Meadville 36-2<br />

State Department 84-5; Kenneth's move to<br />

in 1943 66-5; his work in, and his<br />

freewheeling in Washington 67-<br />

2,3,5; his anti-colonial line, and the<br />

paper he wrote on FDR's policy<br />

concerning the return of the French<br />

to Indochina 67-4; Kenneth's office<br />

in 1943, overlooking the White<br />

House 67-4; Kenneth and the<br />

coffeebreaks with the secretaries<br />

73-6; his last year in 85-1; see<br />

"Executive Office Building"<br />

Stettinius, Edward Undersecretary of State<br />

and then Secretary in WWII 67-5<br />

Stilwell, General "Vinegar Joe", Jr. in the<br />

National Interdepartmental Seminar<br />

84-4, 85-4<br />

Stony Lake, Michigan Mortenson vacation<br />

spot 15-11, 25-5, 26-6, 31-3;<br />

Margaret and Kenneth's honeymoon<br />

30-2,3<br />

Stout The great stout story from Kenneth's<br />

youth First telling: 2-11; the sequel<br />

7-11; second and better try 73-3; the<br />

sequel 73-5<br />

Stover Company, The Margaret's Uncle<br />

Chris' company 24-6<br />

Strauss, Helen Margaret's agent at William<br />

Morris 77-7, 78-2


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Suit Margaret's suit against Twentieth<br />

Century Fox and CBS, 1972ff 89-4<br />

Sukarno 76-5; on the CIA's attempt to<br />

assassinate him 86-1<br />

Sulfaguanidine for dysentery 69-3, 76-6<br />

Sullivan, Bill Aide to Averell Harriman,<br />

1961 84-1<br />

Supsowat (SP?), Prince The member of the<br />

royal family who liked Margaret's<br />

book 87-2<br />

Suzy the dog in Trang 52-2,5<br />

Swimming Kenneth and the boys of<br />

Meadville swimming out at French<br />

Creek 4-15, 7-10<br />

Swimming pool The White House pool<br />

Kenneth swam in 81-5<br />

Taft lectures on Chinese philosophy which<br />

Kenneth delivered at Cincinnati<br />

University in 1942 64-6, 65-6, 66-1<br />

Taiping, Malaya British hill station where<br />

Margaret vacationed 52-2<br />

Tamarind tree Margaret used as a<br />

Christmas tree 58-3<br />

Tardt, Kru See "Kru Tardt"<br />

Taylor, General Maxwell 84-3, 85-3,<br />

Addendum 2-7, 3-3, 4-3<br />

Teachers Margaret's teachers from<br />

kindergarten to eighth grade 12-9;<br />

see "Wambaugh, Effie," "Dow,<br />

Elsie," "Torrey, Miss," "Kru Tardt,"<br />

"Watson, Elmo Scott," "Ross,<br />

Martin"; for teachers who worked at<br />

Margaret's school in Trang, see "Kru<br />

Briyuhn" HW DOLD; for Kenneth's key<br />

teachers, see "Dow, Elsie," "Machen,<br />

Das," "Wilson, Robert Dick," "Allis,<br />

Professor," "Green, Bernie,"<br />

"Haydon, A. Eustace," "Kru Tardt,"<br />

"Ngiap Seng," "Imhoff, Mabes"<br />

Teaching Margaret's work in, see "Bear<br />

Lake" and "Anokuhnsatree School";<br />

Kenneth's work in, at Earlham<br />

<strong>College</strong> 63-3,4,5; at American<br />

University 84-6, 85-1,2, 88-4,5<br />

Tekal buttons made of silver How Kenneth<br />

acquired his 37-2<br />

xxxix<br />

Thailand Kenneth's evaluation of after a<br />

lifetime of experience, 1989 86-3<br />

Theatre Guild which tried to get a play<br />

written based on Anna 77-7, 78-1,2<br />

Theobald, Dr. and Mrs. Geoffrey in<br />

Bangkok; British doctor who<br />

delivered Peggy, and friends of the<br />

Landons 38-1,2,4, 39-4, 41-3, 44-5,<br />

45-2<br />

Thomas, Claude and Ruth Missionary<br />

friends of the Landons from<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> and Princeton 36-1<br />

Thompson, Jim of the OSS 59-3, 69-4; the<br />

beginning of his silk business;<br />

supplying costumes for The King<br />

and I 69-5<br />

Thongpleo, Dr. Thai orator 70-3<br />

Thorina Olena Mortenson Graves<br />

Margaret's aunt, Auntie Trine 20-7<br />

Thung Song 80-6; the village that sought<br />

to become Kenneth's feudal servants<br />

54-5<br />

Tiger skull ashtray in Kenneth's office; the<br />

exchange with Vice President<br />

Richard M. Nixon 80-2,3<br />

Timmerman, General American negotiator<br />

in Colombo after WWII 68-2, 70-3<br />

Tin mining in Thailand 51-6, 52-1, 53-6,<br />

56-7, 58-5<br />

Torrey, Miss Bible teacher at <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong>; her opinion of Margaret<br />

25-9, 26-1<br />

Towke Samuin and his two wives 45-7, 46-<br />

1<br />

Toy, Dr. W.B. Emotionally disturbed pastor<br />

of church in Phuket 53-4, 54-1<br />

Trace, Jimmy Kenneth's childhood friend;<br />

going to the movies 4-2, 40-3<br />

Trang Margaret and Kenneth's assignment<br />

to and life in 44-3, 45-1, 46 through<br />

63<br />

Travelling Kenneth's mode of travel around<br />

the world 69-3<br />

Tri, Governor in Hanoi, 1950 76-2,3<br />

“Trial Surgery” Short story Kenneth<br />

published in the Saturday Evening


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Post 87-3<br />

Triangle Building in Washington, D.C.<br />

Kenneth's office in 63-6, 64-1<br />

Tsiang, Dr. Mien i 65-6,7<br />

Tudor Place in D.C. Estate owned by the<br />

Landons' friend Armistead Peter 87-<br />

1<br />

Twentieth Century Fox 78-1; Margaret's<br />

suit against 89-4<br />

U Nu of Burma 37-7, 83-5<br />

U.S. News and World Report article on<br />

Kenneth in 1971 72-2<br />

Uncles Kenneth's, see "Ed Landon," "Henry<br />

Landon"; Margaret's, see<br />

"Mortenson, Chris"<br />

Unger, Leonard DCM in Bangkok, 1960<br />

80-4, 83-4<br />

Vachel Lindsay The poet Kenneth's Uncle<br />

Ed claimed to have met while<br />

bumming round the country 5-6,8,<br />

88-3<br />

Van Hough, Grace 18-4<br />

Vang Pao Lao general in Vietnam War<br />

whom Kenneth knew 74-1<br />

Varhaug, Ralph Kenneth's friend 29-2,5,<br />

34-4; Ralph and his wife 57-2<br />

Vassar Margaret's desire to go to, 17-1<br />

Viavi salve Kenneth's massaging his<br />

mother's back with the salve as a boy<br />

4-7<br />

Vientiane, Laos Kenneth's 1950 visit to<br />

76-4<br />

Vietnam 88-5; the assassination of Ngo<br />

Dinh Diem 86-1; Kenneth's opinion<br />

of our war there 86-2<br />

Visk, Felix Kenneth's Russian roommate at<br />

Cincinnati University 6-11, 18-7<br />

von Bredenburg (SP?) Counsellor at the<br />

Netherlands embassy and neighbor<br />

of the Landons in 1944 68-5<br />

Wadsworth, Lawrence of the State<br />

Department and American<br />

University 17-3<br />

Wales, Quaritch His library, much of<br />

which Kenneth and Margaret bought<br />

69-2<br />

xl<br />

Walking Kenneth's love of, 32-4, 34-2, 37-<br />

2<br />

Wallace, Henry of the BEW 64-2<br />

Walled cities in Thailand 42-5<br />

Walsh, Richard of the John Day Company,<br />

publisher of Anna 65-4, 77-4,6, 82-5<br />

Wambaugh Effie, Margaret's English<br />

teacher; the day she challenged<br />

Margaret to write 16-10, 70-4,5, 75-<br />

1<br />

Wang Lang School in Bangkok 36-5, 42-3,<br />

45-1, 75-1, 82-5; see "Wattana<br />

Wittiya"<br />

Wangy Evangeline Mortenson's nickname<br />

24-10<br />

Washington, D.C. Kenneth and Margaret's<br />

years in 63-6 and on<br />

Wattana Wittiah Academy in Bangkok 39-<br />

3, 42-3, 61-3<br />

Watson, Elmo Scott of the Medill School of<br />

Journalism 70-5,6; his evaluation of<br />

Margaret's writing ability 70-7<br />

Ways (SP?), Max of the BEW 64-2<br />

Wayside Gospel Mission Rufus Parks'<br />

organization 25-6<br />

Wedding Margaret and Kenneth's 26-9,<br />

27-4,9, 28-5,7,8, 29-1,2,4, 30-1,2;<br />

the actual event 29-5,6<br />

Wedding, Siamese 50-1; the Siamese<br />

wedding when all the high officials<br />

crawled past Kenneth 81-3<br />

Weil, Elsie of Asia and the Americas<br />

magazine and the John Day<br />

Company, which published Anna 65-<br />

4, 77-4<br />

Weldebreton prison in Djakarta, Indonesia;<br />

Kenneth's visit to in 1945 71-5,6<br />

Wells, Margaretta and Ken Missionary<br />

friends of the Landons in Thailand<br />

34-3, 44-3, 65-7; Ken's muddy<br />

encounter with the buffalo 47-3, 57-<br />

6; their escape from the Japanese in<br />

1941 79-6; the job Kenneth found<br />

Ken in the State Department in<br />

WWII 67-4<br />

Welsh, Evangeline Renata Mortenson See


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"Evangeline Renata Mortenson<br />

(Welsh)"<br />

Welsh, Evan Evangeline Mortenson's<br />

husband 28-3, 32-1, 34-1, 52-5,6,<br />

53-1<br />

Welsh, Dr. John Wallace Evan's father 28-<br />

3,7<br />

Welsh, Mrs. Evan's mother 32-1, 34-1, 37-<br />

6<br />

Westmoreland, General William Kenneth's<br />

opinion of 86-2<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>, Illinois 18-1, 19-1, 21-<br />

7,9, 33-1; Margaret's first visit to<br />

17-1; Kenneth's first day, meeting<br />

Margaret Mortenson 6-13, 19-2;<br />

"The Spirit of <strong>Wheaton</strong>," Margaret's<br />

essay on the college 22-9<br />

Wheeler, General who worked on the<br />

Mekong River development project<br />

79-2<br />

White ants in Thailand 47-1<br />

White elephant in Thailand 39-7<br />

White Elephant, Order of Exalted<br />

awarded to Kenneth by Thai<br />

government in 1953 79-5<br />

White House staff Kenneth's work on in<br />

the Eisenhower administration, see<br />

"Operations Co-ordinating Board"<br />

White House Swimming pool Kenneth<br />

occasionally used 81-5<br />

Will Landon See "Bill Landon"<br />

William Morris Agency which represented<br />

Margaret 71-1, 78-1,2<br />

Williston Hall Dorm at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

where Margaret lived 17-2<br />

Wilson, Robert Dick of Princeton<br />

Seminary, and Kenneth's studies<br />

with 21-11, 22-13,14; 23-2,5, 24-3,<br />

26-8, 27-10<br />

Wilson, Ann Robert Dick's daughter, who<br />

was drawn to Kenneth 26-8,9, 27-2<br />

Wilson, George T. the jeweller in Meadville<br />

Kenneth purchased Margaret's rings<br />

from 52-4, 58-1<br />

Wong, Mr. of Bangkok 39-5<br />

Woodpussies of the World of which the<br />

xli<br />

Landons were honored members 51-<br />

3<br />

World War I Margaret's memory of 18-4<br />

Wright, Joe and Agnes Friends of the<br />

Landons from Columbus, New<br />

Jersey 23-11, 27-11, 31-2,3, 32-3,<br />

57-2<br />

Wright, Louis Head of the Folger Library<br />

and friend of the Landons 87-1<br />

Wright, Paul of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> 22-8<br />

Wright, Truman of the Greenbriar Hotel;<br />

members of Joe and Agnes' family<br />

27-11<br />

Wright, Walter The Big Chief, Joe and<br />

Agnes' father 27-11, 31-2,3<br />

Wriston His plan reorganizing the State<br />

Department 79-7<br />

Writing Margaret's, 60-3, 63-5, Miss<br />

Wambaugh's challenge 70-4,5;<br />

Margaret's year at the Medill School<br />

of Journalism 70-5,6,7; the Redbook<br />

letter-writing contest of 1939 71-1;<br />

see Siam Rides the Tiger; see Anna and<br />

the King of Siam; see Never Dies the<br />

Dream; her story, "A Grave for<br />

Frankie" 56-2; her attempted history<br />

of Southeast Asia 89-5; her editing<br />

of Canon Charles Martin's Letters<br />

from a Headmaster's Study 89-5<br />

Writing Kenneth's, 60-1,3, 63-5, 66-1; see<br />

Siam Rides the Tiger; Siam in Transition;<br />

The Chinese in Thailand; and Southeast<br />

Asia: Crossroad of Religions; his work<br />

on a book about Walter Gibson that<br />

never got written 71-5; editing<br />

ARPA's manuals on Thailand 88-1;<br />

his short story career in the 1950's<br />

87-3, 88-3; his own assessment of<br />

his writing 73-5<br />

Yenching Palace restaurant in D.C. 72-4<br />

Yip in Choy, Mr. and Mrs. 81-1,2<br />

Yost, Charles Chargé d'Affaires in<br />

Bangkok in 1945, and his wife Irena<br />

59-1, 69-4<br />

Youth work Kenneth's In Columbus, New<br />

Jersey 30-9, 33-5; in Trang 58-6,7


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Yuan Tser Quien (SP?) political advisor to<br />

General Lo Han in Vietnam in 1946<br />

72-4<br />

Yul Brynner in The King and I 78-3, 89-5<br />

zoysia matrella The Korean grave grass<br />

Kenneth planted at 4711 Fulton St.<br />

68-4<br />

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FAVORITE STORIES OF MARGARET AND KENNETH <strong>LANDON</strong><br />

Kenneth's recalls his birth 1-5<br />

Kenneth's colic and the Irish nurse who<br />

solved it 1-6<br />

The day Kenneth's baby buggy took off<br />

down the hill with him in it 1-7<br />

Sledding down N. Main Street with the<br />

college kids 1-8<br />

Running away at age 4 1-9<br />

The great propeller escapade 1-13<br />

Kenny plays ball in Babe Jenkins' dress 75-<br />

5<br />

The great stout story (first version) 2-13;<br />

the sequel 7-11; the great stout story and<br />

sequel (second and better version) 73-3<br />

A short career in Beaver Patrol #3 3-7<br />

Brad Landon makes pancakes 7-8<br />

Visiting Uncle Henry and riding his train 3-<br />

14; visiting Washington, DC, on that trip.<br />

Ainsworth Lang's pie 4-6<br />

Bradley Landon's sudden death 6-10<br />

Mrs. Heintzman's seance 6-11<br />

Grandmother Dorthea and the great Chicago<br />

fire 9-2<br />

Florida Mitchell dances on the sidewalk 13-<br />

11<br />

Margaret drags home the used Christmas<br />

tree 14-8<br />

Margaret's first visit to <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

17-1,2<br />

Kenneth meets Charles Blanchard 6-12, 19-<br />

1<br />

Kenneth's first day at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>,<br />

meeting Margaret Mortenson 6-13, 19-2;<br />

her memory of it 19-3<br />

The day Margaret and the <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong><br />

co-eds played football 19-10, 20-1<br />

Kenneth rocks the church with his<br />

testimony: "A strange woman came to<br />

me. . . ." 71-2<br />

"Oh Love!" "Oh Darling!" 22-12<br />

The night Robert Dick Wilson invited<br />

Kenneth to tea 23-5<br />

Kenneth's first Sunday pastoring his first<br />

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church 23-11<br />

"There's a little life in the old man yet!"<br />

Greek Smith of Princeton 23-13<br />

Lawyer Hutchinson and the duck eggs 30-6<br />

The abortive sermon contest 32-10, 33-1,5<br />

Margaret and Kenneth's conversation as they<br />

neared Bangkok 33-6, 36-4<br />

Kenneth and Margaret begin studying Thai<br />

36-6<br />

Minister McKenzie and the #1 tea 37-1, 41-<br />

7<br />

Peggy's dramatic birth 38<br />

The cobra on the toilet seat 37-5<br />

The Mon lovesongs Kenneth learned in<br />

Papadang 40-5<br />

The Siamese wedding at which all the high<br />

officials crawled past Kenneth 81-3<br />

Kenneth's first tour with Mr. Snyder 42-6,7,<br />

43-2<br />

Mr. Snyder's false teeth 42-7<br />

Leander in the well 43-4<br />

Mrs. Norwood climbs into Margaret's bed<br />

44-3<br />

The phosphorescent sea at night 46-4, 61-1<br />

Baby Peggy and the king cobra that<br />

encircled her 47-2<br />

Ken Wells' muddy encounter with the<br />

buffalo 47-3, 57-6<br />

Nai Dit traps the musang 47-4<br />

The day at Chong when the monkeys (or<br />

gibbons) travelled with Kenneth 48-2,<br />

58-6<br />

Kenneth and the Negritoes from the jungle<br />

48-7<br />

The Trang police lieutenant who captured<br />

the tiger bandit 51-3<br />

The sound of the monsoon rain 51-6<br />

Peggy and her beautiful tankles 53-2<br />

The cathedral cave in the offshore island<br />

54-3, 66-4; OSS adventures using it<br />

during WWII and moving agents into<br />

Bangkok 54-3<br />

The village that sought to become Kenneth's


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feudal servants 54-5<br />

Dr. Bulkley and the tigers 54-6, 55-1<br />

Dr. Bulkley operates on the wounded hunter<br />

and gives him Livingstone's shoulder;<br />

Kenneth starts the illiterate hunter<br />

reading, and he goes on to become the<br />

Deputy Minister of adult education! 55-1<br />

Kenneth encounters the panther under Dr.<br />

Bulkley's house 55-7<br />

Dr. Bulkley's feast of exotic meats 55-7<br />

The elephant that hosed down Kenneth's<br />

religious tracts 57-5<br />

The first time Kenneth used a bathing cloth!<br />

57-6<br />

Christmas in Thailand, and the ants in the<br />

Christmas tree 58-3<br />

The army ants that went through the house<br />

58-4<br />

The elephant that ate Kenneth's cookies 58-<br />

5<br />

The crocodile that almost ate Kenneth! 58-6<br />

Kenneth's bike gang and the member who<br />

became a judo champion 58-7<br />

The peasants who wanted to catch the train<br />

but had no sense of time 59-1<br />

The Chinese dinner and Kenneth's hopeless<br />

quest for the men's room 59-2<br />

Kenneth and the Chumphon gangster 59-3<br />

The night Margaret and Kenneth almost<br />

rode into the elephant 59-4<br />

The Lord Lieutenant helps Kenneth<br />

distribute his Gospel booklets 59-5, 70-6<br />

Kenneth's personal leper in Trang 75-5<br />

The soup that put Kenneth to sleep on<br />

Jeanette Seigle's shoulder 59-7<br />

Appendicitis and the tickle test 59-8<br />

How little Bill learned to take his medicine<br />

59-8<br />

The five (or six) schools and churches<br />

Kenneth started with the Chinese in<br />

southern Thailand 60-1<br />

The schism over baptism in the Chinese<br />

church 60-2<br />

Ah Peh and the viper 71-3<br />

Mrs. Yip in Choy's paintings 81-1<br />

How Kenneth procured Pridi's economic<br />

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plan for Thailand 69-6,7<br />

Kenneth's trip to the Holy Land in 1931 60-<br />

5; swimming in the Dead Sea; visiting<br />

Egypt, Jerusalem, Lebanon<br />

Margaret's 1931 trip home with the children<br />

and the ship that almost sailed without<br />

her 77-1<br />

The saga of the two Damascus rugs 61-1<br />

Kru Pakai's letters 61-2ff, 62, 63-1,2<br />

The Chinese family Kenneth stayed with in<br />

the 1930's who all snored mightily 64-6<br />

When Margaret first learned of Anna<br />

Leonowens 74-4<br />

Margaret wins the Redbook letter-writing<br />

contest 71-1<br />

Margaret's year at the Medill School of<br />

Journalism 70-5,6,7<br />

Her week with Edna Cole 75-1<br />

Kenneth meets Dean Gerald Moore, and<br />

Avis Fyshe gives Margaret Anna's letters<br />

75-2<br />

Margaret finds Anna's two books 75-3<br />

The writing of Anna 77-3<br />

How Kenneth found his job at Earlham<br />

<strong>College</strong> 63-3<br />

The day at Gull Lake that the government<br />

called Kenneth to Washington 63-5<br />

His first day in Washington; James<br />

Roosevelt; and G-2 63-6<br />

His meeting with President Roosevelt 64-1;<br />

his prediction on when the Japanese<br />

would attack<br />

Kenneth briefs the Joint Chiefs of Staff on<br />

elephants 64-2<br />

Nelson Rockefeller's office and the<br />

cellophane-wrapped birch logs 81-5<br />

Kenneth sells Anna at the East and West<br />

Association dinner 65-4, 77-4<br />

The day Margaret finished Anna and gave<br />

birth to Kip 77-5<br />

The Literary Guild buys Anna 77-6<br />

Kenneth's drafting the paper articulating<br />

FDR's policy concerning the French<br />

return to Indochina after WWII 67-4<br />

The great executive office chair caper 67-5<br />

Kenneth meets the former Queen of


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Thailand's party in New York after WWII<br />

68-3<br />

The night the Queen came to dinner at 4711<br />

68-3<br />

Kenneth and his aristocratic neighbor, von<br />

Bredenburg 68-4<br />

Kenneth's trip to Southeast Asia after WWII<br />

68-7, 69, 70, 71, 72; his visit to Angkor<br />

Wat<br />

Kenneth's encounter with the Japanese army<br />

in 68-7<br />

Meeting the governor of Battambang, when<br />

the gun slipped out of Kenneth's pants<br />

68-7<br />

The night in Bangkok that Kenneth was<br />

poisoned 70-1<br />

The night Kenneth danced with the future<br />

queen in Bangkok 70-2<br />

Kenneth's dinner with Admiral D'Argenlieu,<br />

and Madame Galsworthy 71-4<br />

Kenneth's dramatic visit to Weldebreton<br />

Prison in 1946 71-5<br />

His trip to Hanoi with General Salan 71-7<br />

His Chinese meal at the airport 72-1<br />

Meeting with Ho Chi Minh 72-1,2,3,4,5<br />

Calling on Emperor Bao Dai, and the wild<br />

ride through the mountains 72-3, 76-1<br />

The time in 1949 when Kenneth sent arms to<br />

Americans in Malaya on his own<br />

authority 73-4<br />

Coffee breaks at the State Department 73-6<br />

The Landons' paintings of Bible scenes by<br />

Chinese artists 74-2<br />

Kenneth impersonates Phillip Jessup in<br />

Hanoi, 1950 76-2,3<br />

Kenneth calls on Queen Ramphai Barni at<br />

her home 85-5<br />

Dinner with Sihanouk, 1950, and speaking<br />

"French" 76-3<br />

Kenneth's flight into the volcano 76-5<br />

His dramatic takeoff from Palembang 76-6<br />

Travelling to Thailand with William<br />

Donovan when he became ambassador,<br />

1953; the beginning of the Mekong River<br />

project 78-5, 79-1,2,3<br />

The saga of Kenneth's exotic peacock<br />

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feather hat 79-3,4<br />

Kenneth receives the Order of Exalted<br />

White Elephant; Bedell Smith's comment<br />

79-5<br />

Richard Nixon's briefings in Kenneth's<br />

office, and the tiger skull ashtray 80-2,3<br />

Admiral Merry Miles receives KLV tiger skull<br />

ashtray 80-3<br />

Kenneth moves from State to the OCB 79-<br />

7, 80-1<br />

Kenneth's 1956 Southeast Asian trip with<br />

Admiral Eddie Layton, and the cold fried<br />

eels 81-6, 82-1,2,3<br />

Calling on Ngo Dinh Diem, 1956 82-2<br />

Marshall Sarit and the animals at 4711<br />

Fulton St, 1958 80-4; the sequel in<br />

Bangkok 83-4<br />

Pot Sarasin and John Foster Dulles 82-4<br />

Kenneth's report from Burma that went<br />

straight to President Eisenhower 83-5<br />

Swimming in the kiddie pool with Norm and<br />

Eddie Hanna in the middle of the night,<br />

Kabul, 1960 88-2<br />

Kenneth briefs Walt Rostow and McGeorge<br />

Bundy when JFK comes into office 83-7,<br />

84-1<br />

When Kenneth's job with the OCB was<br />

"abolished", and the anonymous memos<br />

Kenneth wrote for Rostow 84-2<br />

Kenneth creates the Country Team Seminar<br />

84-3, Addendum Hours 1 thru 5<br />

Kenneth, General Stilwell, and the eating<br />

habits of chickens 84-4<br />

Kenneth meets John F Kennedy 85-3,<br />

Addendum 3-3<br />

The day Alex Johnson publicly fired<br />

Kenneth from the Country Team<br />

Seminar, "promoting" him to the FSI<br />

deanship 84-5, Addendum 5-2<br />

When Carl Rowan was blackballed at the<br />

Cosmos Club 86-5


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12/1/95<br />

Unfortunately, there are at least two classic Landon stories that were never recorded.<br />

One was the tale of Margaret and Kenneth's purchase of their rare Kashan hunting rug from a<br />

Mr. Manoukian. It had animals and hunters rampant all over it, and a pale rose background.<br />

There was much drama in the choice of the rug, the bargaining with Mr. Manoukian, and the<br />

denouement, when a wealthy lady from New York, I believe, sought to purchase the rug after<br />

the Landons had already done so.<br />

The second story came from the Landons' first furlough from Thailand, when Kenneth<br />

somehow became involved with his farmer friend Joe Wright of New Jersey transporting one<br />

of Joe's calves to the South. This would have been in 1932, and it was illegal. The two men<br />

travelled in an old Ford which had lost first gear. To get up a hill, they either had to have<br />

enough momentum from the previous downhill or turn the car around and back their way up.<br />

The calf rode in the rear, the seat having been removed. When they reached a city, Kenneth's<br />

job was to insert his hand into the calf's mouth to keep it from bawling. The calf would suck<br />

mightily, pulling Kenneth's arm in up to the elbow. It was hungry. Kenneth said his arm had<br />

never been so clean in his life.<br />

During a stopover in Washington, D.C., the two men ran into the Bonus Army, a large<br />

body of WWI veterans who had come to the capital to demand a special bonus from the<br />

government. It was the Great Depression, and few if any of them had jobs. Kenneth told of<br />

being mistaken by a trooper on horseback for one of the veterans and being chased round a<br />

tree as the trooper swung his saber at him.<br />

Needless to say, this was one of the riproaringest of Kenneth's riproaring stories, and I am<br />

sorry we missed it.<br />

KPL Jr<br />

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INTRODUCTION #2<br />

(The "technical" introduction)<br />

The Landon Chronicles tapes were made in the years 1976-1978, 1982, 1983, and<br />

1988-1989 at 4711 Fulton St., N.W., Washington, D.C., the Margaret and Kenneth Landons'<br />

home since 1944. The original tapes were 1800' and 2400' quarter-inch reels recorded on a Sony<br />

TC-377 reel-to-reel tape recorder. They were in two-channel stereo. There were fourteen of<br />

them altogether, totalling eighty-nine hours, and they were numbered I, II, III, and so on.<br />

In 1989-1990, I made a number of cassette tape copies for members of the family and<br />

typed out a sketchy synopsis to go with them, based on my jottings as I sat with Mother and Dad<br />

in our recording sessions.<br />

In 1994, 1995, and 1996, I made digital tape copies from the original reels, using a<br />

Panasonic SV-3700 DAT tape recorder. Each DAT tape is sixty minutes long. Thus, there are<br />

ninety-four hour-long tapes in each set. On each tape, there are a number of index marks at key<br />

points to help the listener move quickly to the part of the tape he or she may wish to hear.<br />

In 1998 my brother Will Landon made several 94-CD copies of the DAT tapes, complete<br />

with indexes, playable on any standard CD or CD-ROM player.<br />

With the new digital copy of The Landon Chronicles I have also written the new and<br />

thorough synopsis that follows, and with the synopsis, an index.<br />

There are two kinds of references in the synopsis and index. The first refers to the<br />

recorded hour. If a story occurs during hour #26, at index mark 5, the reference in the index will<br />

appear as: 26-5. The second kind of reference refers to the original reel-to-reel tapes and will<br />

appear only in the synopsis. If a story was originally recorded on the third reel, first side, at<br />

mark 865, the reference will appear as: (IIIA865). After the first few hours, this type of<br />

reference will appear only at the beginning of each hour's synopsis.<br />

The synopsis and index, combined with the index marks recorded during each recorded<br />

hour, should make it possible for one to go directly to the hour during which any story or<br />

information found in the synopsis or index is recorded, load CD (or other media), run it to the<br />

appropriate index mark, and find the desired material within seconds.<br />

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KPL Jr


<strong>THE</strong> <strong>LANDON</strong> <strong>CHRONICLES</strong>—#1 48<br />

HOUR 1<br />

Session #1 July 20, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip.<br />

1<br />

0:00 Kenneth explains that the Perry of his name comes from his "collateral" relative Commodore<br />

Oliver Hazard Perry. He sings a song in honor of Commodore Perry and tells how at age 13 he went<br />

with his father to see the great picture of the Commodore at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C.<br />

Kenneth's father was William Bradley Landon, his mother Mae Agnes Fletcher. The<br />

"tragedy" of her misnaming at baptism, when the minister named her "Mary."<br />

How Kenneth rode the train as a child, using his pass. He traveled often to Brooklyn, New<br />

York, his mother's home. She was the second of four. Her father: David Bosworth Fletcher. Her<br />

mother: Agnes Robinson Fletcher. Margaret gives the birth dates for them and for each of their<br />

children.<br />

2<br />

6:00 Kenneth tells the story of his gold ring with the two diamonds (IA50). It belonged to his<br />

grandfather, D.B. Bosworth, who bought the diamonds, having one put in a ring for his fiancée and<br />

the other in a stickpin for himself. He went to the Civil War, was captured, and spent much of the<br />

war in Libby Prison. He returned safely and had the two diamonds put together in a Tiffany setting<br />

in a ring which he wore the rest of his life. This passed to Mae, and after her death, came to Kenneth.<br />

In Thailand, he took the ring to a Chinese jeweler to have a new ring made up with the two diamonds,<br />

in gold, and subsequently wore the ring for many years. 12:30 The fine Civil War sword Bosworth<br />

owned, which passed to Kenneth's cousin David Fletcher.<br />

3<br />

14:00 (IA80) The great family celebrations of Kenneth's early childhood. Everyone would come<br />

beautifully dressed, in sleighs drawn by horses. He remembers them standing in line in front of the<br />

house. At one of these, a Thanksgiving gathering, Uncle Billy came in and gave Mae a large<br />

magnum of champagne, telling her to do what needed to be done with it. He assumed she knew. She<br />

poured it into a pitcher. At the climax of the meal, Uncle Billy called for the champagne. Mae<br />

brought it in, dead flat. Uncle Billy was thunderstruck.<br />

4<br />

16:40 (IA110) On Kenneth's father, William Bradley Landon. Brad studied pharmacy at Cooper<br />

Union. One of his friends had a date with a girl named Mae Fletcher. He invited Brad to come along<br />

and date the sister, Grace. Brad liked his friend's date much better. He soon began courting her.<br />

They would sit in the living room. Her mother would insist that she let him take no liberties. "Leave<br />

me be!" Mae would say in a loud voice, and then, VRWWR YRFH, "Hold me tight." It was a favorite story<br />

of hers the rest of her life. Brad carried a flask of whiskey in his pocket. He had a problem falling<br />

asleep, he explained. Whiskey helped him stay awake. He often fell asleep when with Mae,<br />

sometimes in mid-sentence. She was alarmed. Mae knew of a Dr. Salisbury and insisted that Brad<br />

go to him. The diagnosis was that he had Bright's disease. Salisbury ordered him to lay off alcohol<br />

and put him on the Salisbury diet, according to which he was to eat lots of meat and avoid<br />

carbohydrates. This diet gave the name to the Salisbury steak. At Thanksgiving, because of the diet,<br />

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Mae and Brad ate an entire turkey together. Nothing else. Just turkey. The diet worked, apparently,<br />

and Brad recovered. After that, he turned against alcohol and became a teetotaler.<br />

5<br />

25:00 (IA140) Brad became the chief chemist of the Erie Railroad and moved to Meadville, Pa.<br />

Kenneth tells how he was born. Dr. Clawson was downstairs with his father, Brad, in the kitchen.<br />

The two of them swapped stories while Mae struggled upstairs alone, giving birth. Brother Bradley,<br />

who was four, went outside and sat on the curb, angry at being neglected. Mae was mad at the two<br />

men for neglecting both her and Bradley, and never forgot it. She managed to throw something down<br />

the stairs to express her anger and get the men's attention. And so little Kenneth was born. It was<br />

March 27, 1903.<br />

6<br />

27:00 (IA150) He was a colicky baby, crying all the time. He couldn't digest milk. Then Mae and<br />

Brad hired an Irish nurse, and soon Kenny stopped his crying. Mae was chagrined that the nurse was<br />

able to do with him what she could not. Then one day she came into the kitchen and discovered the<br />

Irish nurse putting drops of something in the milk. It was Irish whiskey! the nurse explained.<br />

Kenneth theorizes that the whiskey provided the enzymes that enabled him to digest milk. Mae<br />

promptly fired the nurse, and Kenny went back to being a colicky baby. He has never cared for milk<br />

since.<br />

7<br />

29:30 (IA170) Kenneth's vivid memory of the day his baby buggy took off down the hill, North<br />

Main Street. His exhilaration. The buggy was dashing down the steep hill at full speed. It finally hit<br />

a curb and threw him out onto the red brick road. His mother rushed down and swept him up in<br />

relief. Shortly thereafter she found a book called "The Slant Book," a romanticized tale of a baby<br />

riding in a baby buggy. The two of them enjoyed it many times.<br />

8<br />

32:00 185) At age four, Kenneth's Flexible Flier sled. He hauled it up North Main Street and slid<br />

down on it. The hill was a mile long, he says. Other people used bobsleds. For Christmas he<br />

received a Rice Brothers sled to go with his first sled. He and his older brother fastened an ironing<br />

board across the top of the two sleds. At the tail end of the contraption, Kenneth tied his teddy bear,<br />

his pride and joy. He would get college kids to help him pull the sleds up the hill. It was too heavy<br />

for him alone. Then he would invite college kids going down the hill to ride with him. He steered<br />

and they rode behind him. Whizzed down the hill. Mae lived in terror. She would see her tiny son<br />

with these large college students flying down past the house. But he never had an accident. At the<br />

foot of the hill, the streetcar came into the street; there was a danger of running into it; but he never<br />

did.<br />

9<br />

35:40 205 His differences with his father at age four. Kenneth didn't like the way Brad treated Mae.<br />

He thought his brother was a big booby because he often sided with Brad against<br />

Mae. In any event, he decided to run away. He tried to get two different friends to run away with<br />

him, but neither would go. It was a rainy day, and he was wearing rubbers. He started out Main<br />

Street, out of town. He had no objective. He was just going. The bricks ended, and the road turned<br />

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to dirt. He stepped into a mud hole, and the mud sucked his rubber off. He knew Mae wouldn't like<br />

that, so he found a stick and tried to find it. But he couldn't. Suddenly Kenneth realized a horse was<br />

above him. There was an old man sitting on the wagon with a long beard who said, "Boy, what are<br />

you doing?" Kenny explained his intentions and told of his problem. The man came down, found the<br />

rubber, then invited Kenny to ride with him. He took the boy to his home, fed him, and put him to<br />

bed. While Kenny slept, the man telephoned around and found out who his parents were. In the<br />

morning, he loaded Kenny in the wagon and took him home. Kenny was mad as the dickens. The<br />

first of many times he ran away.<br />

10<br />

44:00 Aunt Maud in Brooklyn takes him to P.S. 9 where she went to school as a child and where<br />

she now taught. After a while, he took off for the Fletcher house but lost his way. He sat on a curb<br />

and started to bawl. Everyone thought he had run away. He was soon found. The time he ran<br />

away in the subway. Hid behind a pillar while the family searched for him frantically.<br />

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46:00 (IA270). How fair his hair was. He was called "Buster Brown," "Whitey." The girls<br />

brought him candies because they thought he was so cute. One time he ate a whole bag of candy,<br />

became ill, and lost it all. Regretful that the candies were wasted.<br />

12<br />

47:00 (IA280). The houses Kenneth's family lived in. They moved often because he and his<br />

brother were an annoyance to the neighborhood. Bradley and Kenny were forever thinking up<br />

projects, starting fires, building things in the trees.<br />

The story of Martha Harper and her long hair. Martha's mother warned Kenneth not to<br />

molest Martha. It hadn't occurred to him to molest her, but after her mother said that, he dipped her<br />

hair in the ink well.<br />

From N. Main Street, the Landons moved up to Park Avenue. A woman named Lottie Price<br />

and her sister lived in the upper part of the house. Lottie gave him ice cream. He never had an<br />

allowance. Had to earn everything. His father was of Puritan, Congregational background. He didn't<br />

believe in Christmas and other ceremonial celebrations. The family never had a Christmas tree.<br />

There were almost no presents. A penknife, or a teddy bear, perhaps. No wrapping. Gift would just<br />

be set on a chair. His shock when he married Margaret, who celebrated everything!<br />

Kenneth tells of buying sour balls from Mister Griffith. Or begging them when he had no<br />

money.<br />

The next move was to Baldwin Street, at about age 6 or 7. The family lived near Jean<br />

Kitchen, Kenneth's first great love. He had met her at age 4. Dark-haired girl with bangs. She<br />

smelled nice.<br />

13<br />

54:00 When Brad became chief chemist of the Erie railroad, he built his laboratory in eight old<br />

boxcars. He worked in them for forty years.<br />

Kenny and Bradley, who was four years older, were interested in a particular kind of<br />

propeller. They wanted to build one, and they went to the railroad shop where their Dad worked and<br />

scavenged a large steel spindle, roller bearings, a shaft, some sheet metal, and cutting shears. They<br />

cut out the propeller; bent it; made holes in it; rigged it on the spindle on the bearings on top of the<br />

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shaft. They set it up in Huidekoper's yard, a great estate on Water Street. The Huidekopers had a<br />

field where they grew corn. The boys wound a clothesline on the spindle, and the two of them ran as<br />

fast as they could to get the thing spinning. The propeller came up off the spindle, paused for a<br />

moment in the air, then took off past the house out into Baldwin Street. It hit the roadway after a<br />

hundred yards on the streetcar tracks. A streetcar had just turned into the street. The motorman saw<br />

it coming straight at him and hit the brakes. The propeller lifted and cut a gash through the steel front<br />

of the streetcar.<br />

The family moved again after that. Everyone knew the Landon boys were the culprits. They<br />

moved to Randolph Street, across from Babe Jenkins' house. It was Babe's clothes that he wore in the<br />

picture of him at age 7 in girl's clothes.<br />

On Randolph Street Kenny began running into gangs and their battles.<br />

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Session #1 continued:<br />

HOUR 2<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IA350) Kenneth begins to get into fights with other children. His friend Juddy lived about a<br />

mile up the street, and he often visited him. Their barn and hay loft, where the boys loved to play.<br />

Kenny's older brother, Bradley, was a "black Irish type," with enormous arms and legs. "A<br />

real brute." But he had gentle, brown eyes. He always wanted to beat Kenny up, but Mae wouldn't<br />

let him. If any of the other boys tried to beat Kenny up, however, Bradley would protect him.<br />

After all the moves, and all the problems with the neighbors because of his two wild sons,<br />

Kenneth's father decided the only answer was to move out to the edge of town. A man named Pete<br />

Graham agreed to build them a house at 710 Walnut Street, which would make it the very last house<br />

on the street. It was a block away from the nearest house in every direction. Woods all around. The<br />

Ellis farm was out beyond that.<br />

Where to live while the house was being built?<br />

2<br />

2:40 Brad's Cleanco Company. Produced ATV Cleanco "Adds to Varnish, Cleans, Polishes, and<br />

Disinfects in One Operation." Took the money from the company and rented a house in the poorest<br />

part of the town. The roughest part. The Polish area. No proper bathroom, though there was a toilet.<br />

Had to take baths standing by a large sink. Even Mae. There was no central heating, only a potbellied<br />

stove. They lived there for most of a year.<br />

Then they moved to 710 Walnut. (Brad was to live in that house until 1939 before he sold it.<br />

The furniture from that house came to Kenneth and Margaret in Richmond, Indiana, in 1939. Some<br />

of it ended up at 4711 Fulton St. in D.C. One of the living room chairs is in the basement, and a<br />

library table.)<br />

Session #2 July 29, 1976 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Nona Landon<br />

3<br />

8:00 (IA409) A review of the houses he lived in as a child. On Lottie Price, who liked Kenny. He<br />

would shovel her walk, and she would buy him a pint of ice cream and sit with him and protect him<br />

from Bradley, who wanted to take it from him. Made Bradley furious.<br />

By age eight, he started fighting. Everyone wanted to beat him up. His nose was bleeding all<br />

the time.<br />

4<br />

12:50 (IA446) That was the year he dressed up in Babe Jenkins' dress and hat. She gave a costume<br />

party, and he dressed up as a girl. They were about the same size. He wore her best dress! After the<br />

party, he went out with Bradley to play baseball in the street—still wearing Babe's clothes. Bradley<br />

and another friend were playing with Kenny, when a number of men came along and saw these two<br />

big boys playing with this little "girl," throwing the ball at her as hard as they could. Kenny didn't<br />

think anything of that, but the men were indignant.<br />

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5<br />

14:25 His problem getting to and from school. All the boys thought they could beat him up; he<br />

looked so skinny and vulnerable.<br />

Brad's company that analyzed anything chemically for people. Work he did in addition to his<br />

work with the railroad. He was always inventing things. He was just about to invent ATV, but not<br />

yet. His company was on the other side of French Creek, in the tough part of the town, and that was<br />

where they lived while their house was being built. This made it even more difficult for Kenny<br />

getting to school. He was about eight.<br />

At this point, Kenny fell in love with ham. He would scavenge it and carry it around in his<br />

shirt pocket so that he could have a snack later.<br />

This was also the time that he wore his first zippers. Where they crossed the bridge over<br />

French Creek, next to the railroad shops, there was an old shack. A man there was working to invent<br />

zippers. Every day he would throw out a bag of zippers, and the boys would play with them. The<br />

man hadn't perfected his invention, but eventually did. Sadly, he never got anything out of it, for all<br />

his efforts.<br />

Kenneth describes the areas of town and the gangs of boys who roamed them. Walnut Street,<br />

where they were soon to live, was the best part of town. The house where they were presently<br />

staying was the worst.<br />

His new friend, Pinky Prather. Black-haired, black-eyed, looked like an Indian.<br />

6<br />

20:50 Kenny had a real problem getting to and from school, especially during the year that he lived<br />

in the tough part of town. There were always boys waiting to beat him up. He would try to evade<br />

them, run from them at full speed, and got quite good at that. But after several years of this, he<br />

developed his own form of attack. Between the age of ten and eleven, he reached a point that he had<br />

been beaten up so many times that he didn't care any more. He developed the tactic of suddenly and<br />

viciously attacking and then fleeing. Things changed. He became a special challenge to the other<br />

boys. They knew they could still beat him, but at considerable cost. Torn ears. Split shins. He<br />

fought dirty because he was small and light. Used any tactic he could.<br />

7<br />

22:50 The time he turned up without the belt of his Norfolk jacket, and Mae demanded that he get it<br />

back. So he had to go on the attack. By this time, the other boys had become afraid of him. He got<br />

the belt back.<br />

8<br />

24:30 His brother and he built a tree house in the ravine across from 710 Walnut St. A steep dropoff<br />

down to Mill Run. The other side of Mill Run was an ice pond. The tree house was elaborate.<br />

Siding. Electric light. A rug. Various treasures. And a security system, because it became an object<br />

of attack from across the ravine. Bradley was into wireless radio with two other, older boys. Had to<br />

have an aerial. They ran their best aerial from their house to a huge maple tree in the middle of the<br />

block. Kenny had to climb near the top of the tree and haul it up with rope and pulley. They also ran<br />

an aerial to the tree house. They ran a fine network of wire up the trunk of the tree and electrified it<br />

so that anyone who climbed the tree "unauthorized" would get a nasty shock. The tree house became<br />

the locus of some great conflicts with the kids from across the ravine.<br />

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9<br />

27:20 (IA550) The people who lived across the ravine were of another social strata, grocers,<br />

plumbers, and so on. The people on the Landon side of the ravine were lawyers and judges and<br />

doctors and top railroad officials. Kenny became friends with their children. Judge Kent's kid.<br />

Elizabeth Bates, the daughter of the Cleveland Republican Mr. Bates. Alice Townsend. They<br />

formed a little card playing group. They would dance at each other's houses. This group held<br />

together through high school. Pimp Altenburg. The Bradshaw brothers. Kenny became a graceful<br />

dancer. No dancing lessons. Meadville was a great dance town. When he was fifteen, sixteen, he<br />

would get a date and go down to the dance hall. The era of the Charleston, the Camel walk, the<br />

Crazy dip.<br />

In the South Ward, the people were laborers, machinists, foremen. It was worth your life to<br />

date a girl from there, which was a good reason to do it.<br />

10<br />

32:40 (IA580) Alice Townsend. A shy girl; very pretty. Once stole some money from school and<br />

got caught. She stole all the time; she was close to being a kleptomaniac. Her mother wasn't<br />

respectable, but Alice was. Later made a fine marriage to a doctor.<br />

11<br />

34:15 (IA595) One of his most vivid memories was making ATV. When they moved to Walnut<br />

Street, Brad moved his chemical company from the South Ward to the other side of French Creek, in<br />

an alley. He had a steel tank set up in a double garage behind the house that held 200 gallons of<br />

liquid. There he began to manufacture ATV. Bradley was the "manufacturing company." He made<br />

the stuff. Mae was supposed to do the typing, but Bradley did that too. Kenny helped from the first.<br />

When Kenny was ten, Brad decided to advertize, with circulars to be mailed. That summer Kenny<br />

sat at the typewriter, getting addresses from phonebooks, addressing over 10,000 circulars. His first<br />

job. Earned ten cents an hour, excellent pay at the time. Has never had trouble with names of any<br />

kind since that day.<br />

12<br />

37:10 The following year, Mae became anemic and sickly. Dr. Clawson was called in. He knew<br />

the family well. Knew what a religious man Brad was. The leading elder of the Central Presbyterian<br />

Church, on Center Street, which split off from the main Presbyterian Church in 1838. The pastor was<br />

Frank Silsley, and Brad was his ruling elder. The First Presbyterian Church had a huge building but a<br />

small congregation and no pastor. So a reuniting of the two churches was arranged, with Silsley to be<br />

the pastor of the whole. On the great day, the two men led the sheep up from the Central church to<br />

First Presbyterian, a day of great drama.<br />

Kenneth tells of imagining he could fly when he was a child.<br />

13<br />

40:00 (IA635) The great stout story. Brad's street preaching, on street corners. Preached against<br />

"demon rum" and saloons. Mae felt the same way. Would have nothing to do with<br />

any man who had the smell of liquor on his breath. Brad's favorite song was "The brewer's big<br />

horses can't run over me." He used to take Bradley and Kenny along to help him sing. Kenny's preadolescent<br />

voice was clear and bell-like.<br />

So, Clawson came and examined Mae. Kenny listened outside to the mutterings in the room.<br />

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The doctor prescribed stout to fortify her blood. Brad was outraged, but he ordered the stout on<br />

Mae's insistence. Called the brewery to order it delivered, and commissioned Kenny to stay home for<br />

the delivery. Kenny knew how to handle barrels, and how to tap them, so Brad instructed him to do<br />

this in the cellar and take a glass of stout to Mae.<br />

A little before noon, the brewer's big horses came up Fairview Avenue—a two-block street—<br />

with the wagon behind. The driver rolled the keg down a plank, muscled it up onto the porch, but<br />

when Kenny asked him to take it to the cellar, announced, "I deliver to, not in." He left. So Kenny<br />

had to maneuver the thing to the cellar, knocking it over, rolling it, maneuvering it to the top of the<br />

wood stairs, and trying to slide it down with him below. Lost control of it immediately. Danced out<br />

of the way. The keg bumped down the stairs, crashed into the concrete wall, bounced around, and<br />

finally grew still. Kenny rocked it up and began cutting the hole for the tap. Heard sizzling from<br />

inside the keg. Stout exploded through the hole, a gusher Kenny could not stop. Stout went<br />

everywhere. Kenny drenched. Mae appeared on the steps, laughing quietly.<br />

Kenneth sings "The brewer's big horses can't run over me." 55:45<br />

How monotonous Brad's voice was. How beautiful Kenneth's grandfather's voice was.<br />

14<br />

57:00 (IA770) How Kenneth came to "love" fig newtons. The time Brad took his family to Niagara<br />

Falls. He didn't want to spend money on food, especially for the kids. He decided that fig newtons<br />

would be excellent for them. Bought a ten-pound bag. Kenny ate fig newtons in the morning, fig<br />

newtons at noon, and fig newtons at night. To this day he cannot stand fig newtons.<br />

15<br />

59:00 Brad's preoccupation with his bowels, and his constipation problem. Every day had to begin<br />

with a large bowel movement, and he would announce his success at breakfast. He had a machine<br />

that was "guaranteed to move you." (Story completed in Hour 3.)<br />

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Session 2 continued, July 29, 1976<br />

HOUR 3<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IA790) Brad had a machine that was "guaranteed to move you." It was fastened to the wall,<br />

and it had two crank handles that operated an eccentric, and a plate that fitted on the belly. You<br />

leaned against it and turned the crank, churning your belly. When Bradley had appendicitis, Brad<br />

stupidly told him to use the machine to get the gas out. This may have cost his son his life.<br />

2<br />

1:00 (IA800) Bradley's wireless outfit was in the attic, and Kenny regularly fooled with it,<br />

provoking him. Bradley was forever saying to Mae, "Just let me take care of him once!" Mae would<br />

say no, and Kenny would say, "Yah, yah, you can't catch me!" One day in the attic, Kenny annoyed<br />

Bradley so much that he turned on him. Bradley hit him, knocked him down. Kenny kicked him in<br />

several places, caught his hair, smashed his head down by the stairwell. Knocked him over. Caught<br />

Bradley completely by surprise. Then he knew he had to run. Ran down the stairs, with Bradley<br />

after him, dodged behind the door, Bradley rushed past, and Kenny ran back inside and shut and<br />

locked the door. But Bradley got pliers to turn the lock, and Kenny knew he had to run. The window<br />

was open, and he went head first out the window, doing a belly flop on the roof of the porch one story<br />

down. Bradley was just behind him. Kenneth never went home that night, hung around downtown.<br />

Came back cautiously the next day.<br />

3<br />

5:35 (IA830) The time the orphans from the Odd Fellows Home were in a row with Bradley and<br />

chased him home and dared him to come out. Mae walked out and called them cowards, announcing<br />

that her son would take them on one by one and beat them. She called Bradley out. Not one of them<br />

wanted to take him on singly. So they all left. "It was a very quarrelsome town." Probably because<br />

it was a railroad town. Kenneth describes all the shops in town. Also the bronze metal company.<br />

Many laborers and immigrants.<br />

All the respectable people in town were Presbyterian and Republican, like his family. Near to<br />

them were the Methodists. "The Baptists didn't amount to much." The Catholics were the<br />

immigrants, "the guineas, the wops, the polacks," and so on; the lesser breeds. It never dawned on<br />

him that respectable people could be other than Presbyterian and Republican until he came to<br />

Washington and discovered the best people were often Democrats and of other denominations.<br />

4<br />

9:00 (IA865) The railroad station was a mile from their house. He often went down and got on<br />

train #3 to New York for the weekend to visit the folks in Brooklyn. He had a pass; didn't cost him<br />

anything except when he had to take the ferry at New York or ride the street car. On one of his<br />

earliest trips, he knew he had to change trolleys to get up to 8th Street, Prospect Park. But he didn't<br />

know where it was. He was a small child. Alone. Traveled lightly. He would take one spare collar<br />

for his shirt and a toothbrush, and sometimes not even the toothbrush. He would have a dollar or so<br />

for some toast. At Jersey City, he would have a penny glass of soda water. No sweetness in it, no<br />

flavor. Just soda. He loved it. Then he took the ferry across to New York, then the horse trolley—<br />

the last one in New York City, he thinks—then the mechanical trolley. He asked the motorman<br />

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where he had to change to get the trolley for Prospect Park. The man answered, "Boahoh!" Kenny<br />

had no idea what that was. Went over and over it in his mind. Finally, at one stop, the man shouted,<br />

"Boahoh!" and Kenny leaped off the trolley. Has remembered that sound all his life. "Boahoh!"<br />

Many years later he learned that it was "Borough Hall." So he would arrive at 382 8th Street. Slept<br />

on a Morris chair, with a green velvet covering. The back could be laid back flat. Aunt Maud would<br />

give him a blanket, no sheets. He slept in his clothes. Aunt Maud was his great favorite. She had<br />

married a man named Sauter. Aunt Edith married a man named Coe and had a son named David;<br />

they lived in California.<br />

5<br />

14:40 (IA920) How he hung around the railroad shops since his earliest years. At the age of<br />

fourteen, it seemed natural to him to get a job with the Erie Railroad. He was unimpressive, small.<br />

His first job was working in the storehouse, and he had to handle things like airhose and railroad<br />

springs, which were heavy. Working with them quickly built up his upper body muscles. Also, his<br />

work with ATV for Brad built his upper body, because he was handling heavy materials. The<br />

railroad was a good experience for him. He worked in a number of shops, through high school. He<br />

only went to school half days, after which he would throw his books on a shelf over the stairs, take<br />

his lunch with him to the shop, and work for five hours. A normal work day was ten hours at that<br />

time. He worked in the machine shop, working on the shaper, drill press, lathe, various cutting<br />

machines, then the blacksmith shop, with the electric steam hammer, manufacturing railroad springs.<br />

It took a delicate touch; a powerful and dangerous machine. From there, he went to the drafting shop<br />

to draft tracings of locomotives and parts until he could make a draft on the linen-cloth paper they<br />

used, make a blueprint from that, send the blueprint over to the machine shop, which would make the<br />

part, and finally take the new part over to the roundhouse and put it in. A fairly comprehensive,<br />

practical education.<br />

It seemed natural after an experience like that to follow his brother to Cincinnati University<br />

and go into engineering. When he went, he had an arrangement in which he would go to school two<br />

weeks and then return to Meadville and work two weeks. By then, as a freshman at the university, he<br />

was an assistant foreman and could handle almost any job in the shops.<br />

He had a lot of energy. Rarely felt tired. He would work Saturday, take the train that night,<br />

arrive in Cincinnati Sunday night, go dancing, then attend school Monday.<br />

Bradley never graduated. He died one year short of graduation. He had become a fine<br />

practical engineer by this time.<br />

6<br />

23:00 (IA1000) Bradley died when Kenneth was sixteen. After that, Brad began taking the family<br />

to Gull Lake for Bible conferences. The deal with the family was that he would take them there and<br />

give them a vacation if they would agree to go to one of the services each day. Kenneth always took<br />

the earliest one to get it over with. He always had a girl.<br />

He finished high school. The principal was Miss Haxton. He had never studied. Was<br />

surprised to learn later that he managed good grades, one way or the other. Miss Haxton called on<br />

Mae five years after he graduated and never asked about Kenneth. Mae finally asked, "Wouldn't you<br />

like to know what Kenneth's doing?" Miss Haxton fell back and said, "Frankly, I'm afraid to ask. I<br />

never thought he'd come to any good." Mae was furious. She explained that Kenneth was studying<br />

for the ministry at Princeton University. Miss Haxton was stunned. "I can't believe it! I just can't<br />

believe it!" she said. Mae never forgave her.<br />

He was the kid who would sit in study class, take a penny on his thumbnail, and flip it. It<br />

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would hit, and roll and roll and roll, and finally stop. A cheap price to pay for cheap entertainment.<br />

7<br />

26:40 (IA1025) Beaver Patrol #3 in the First Presbyterian Church, when he was twelve. "I<br />

became a tenderfoot boy scout, and I never advanced beyond that grade." He went to the meetings,<br />

and engaged in the "childish" exercises. Played basketball. And then went to camp. In helping Mae,<br />

he had developed some cooking skills. At camp, which was some thirty miles from Meadville, he got<br />

involved in cooking bread, which had to be done every day, which meant that he had to get up early.<br />

He became thoroughly sick of it. Many loaves of bread, every day, which were all gone by the end of<br />

the day. Camp was to run three weeks. Early one morning, even before he was to get up to make<br />

the bread, he got up and took off. Walked the thirty miles home. Took him all day. The people in<br />

camp were perplexed, of course. He never had a great sense of direction, but he knew the way. Mae<br />

heard him coming up the mill run whistling. Brad was furious because he had paid for three weeks,<br />

and Kenny only stayed one. That was the end of his career as a boy scout.<br />

8<br />

30:30 (IA1060) In those days, winters were severe. Lots of snow. They would make their own<br />

skis out of barrel staves, or out of pine slats. He began skating very young. French Creek would<br />

freeze, and so would the ice pond, and it was deep ice. They could skate from Meadville all the way<br />

up to Cambridge Springs. Twelve miles or so. They had great skating parties. He also played ice<br />

hockey. Had hockey skates. By 15, he was part of an excellent town hockey team that went to other<br />

towns to play. They even took a trip up to Winnipeg. People paid 25 cents to watch.<br />

He never had time to play school sports. When the team practiced, he had to be at the shops<br />

working.<br />

9<br />

34:00 (IA1120) Brad had a peculiar method of punishing his kids. He would punch them,<br />

anywhere, in the face or elsewhere. One day when Kenneth was about 15, Brad hit him in this way,<br />

and Kenneth turned on him, backed him up against the wall, and said, "Don't you ever touch me<br />

again!" He never did. After working in the shops, Kenneth had built up strong arms and shoulders<br />

and was stronger than Brad.<br />

People in town thought Brad was mean. The time Kenneth was struggling with two huge<br />

bundles of circulars on his bike, and two women in the town, seeing his problem, assisted him. This<br />

would have been when he was ten or so. Afterward, the women complained to Mae, who had<br />

nothing to do with it. She was so upset, she tore into Brad, and Brad was so angry with Kenneth for<br />

letting the women help him, he tore into him!<br />

Brad was nice to people around town but mean to his family. "He was very mean to my<br />

mother." She had a musical education, but for the first ten years of the marriage, she had no piano.<br />

She never had any pocket money. Never had money to buy anything. Had to telephone shops to<br />

have things sent out. If she bought directly, she had to charge. The boys never had an allowance.<br />

They had to scrounge around, run errands, get a job if they wanted to have money.<br />

10<br />

38:00 (IA1130) On his first bike. The frame was a girl's frame. He had to scrounge around to buy<br />

a wheel here, and a chain there. Got some old tires. The routine they had to go through to repair<br />

their tires. Had to keep the tire soft all the time or the repair would blow out. His second bike was a<br />

good one. Had the right kind of frame. Bought some of the parts this time.<br />

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11<br />

40:25 In one of the shops, he found an old wooden flute that had some German silver keys and<br />

some open holes. A very old flute. The wood was cracked in the upper part, so he got it cheap.<br />

Couldn't play on it much because of the crack. At the railroad shop, he used some "iron cement"<br />

which flowed into the crack. Filed it down and polished it. Then he put the whole flute into a vat of<br />

olive oil to swell the wood around the metal filling. This did the trick, and gave the flute a mellow<br />

tone. About once a year he had to soak it in a vat of olive oil for about a week, and it would tighten<br />

up again. He learned to play on his own.<br />

He played lots of instruments. He also had a banjo. A saxophone. A balalaika. He liked<br />

musical instruments. The one he stuck with was the flute, which he had with him when he went to<br />

Siam. He really loved the flute. In Siam he got his William S. Haynes flute, which was brought out<br />

by a Mrs. Parks. Played that until the late 1930's, when he had to sell the flute when he was<br />

unemployed. After that, he lost interest. Went on to other things.<br />

That is his pattern. Once he leaves something behind, he never goes back to it.<br />

Theoretically, he's still an ordained minister to this day. Several churches invited him just recently to<br />

preach while their pastor was away. But he has no inclination to.<br />

12<br />

44:40 Tells how he gave up playing the piano under Mabes Imhoff, in his 50's. Kip began asking<br />

to take piano lessons, he says, something Kip does not recall. Began at the age of 9. Became so<br />

good, and so dominated the piano, that Kenneth would come home from the State Department and<br />

find the piano bench taken. Enjoyed listening to Kip play anyway. So that was the end of his piano<br />

career. Never went back to it.<br />

13<br />

47:00 (IA1235) Kenneth sings, "How dry I am." "I've got the blues, I've got the alcoholic blues.<br />

No more beer my heart to cheer, no more whiskey, used to make me frisky, no more high balls, no<br />

more gin, I wonder when we're going to have some fun again." Many verses. "My little bimbo down<br />

in the bamboo isle. She's waiting there for me. She'll wait a while. I've seen wrecks, plenty of<br />

wrecks, out on the wild, wild sea. But by heck never a wreck like the wreck she's made of me. Oh<br />

my little bimbo. . . ." Tells how the kids would get together in someone's home and stand around the<br />

piano and sing these songs together. It was easy to pick them up. If you went out on a date, you took<br />

a banjo or balalaika along.<br />

14<br />

49:40 (IA1260) Brad decided to take Kenneth to visit his brother Henry, the oldest brother, who<br />

had been born in Massachusetts. Henry, like Brad, was very successful, an engineer who built his<br />

own railroad between Greensboro and North Wilkesboro, North Carolina. It extracted timber from<br />

the hill areas there. Brad feared Henry's wife, who had a sharp tongue. Also, he had never repaid the<br />

money Henry had loaned him so that he could go through Lafayette <strong>College</strong>. He was still paying it<br />

off, and Henry's wife gave him a hard time about it. But in any case, they started out, via<br />

Washington, D.C. When Brad had married Mae, his first job was in Washington to make patent<br />

medicine. So he wanted to see the city again. He especially wanted Kenny to see the great painting<br />

of Commodore Perry of Lake Erie in the Capitol. Brad explained that Kenneth was named after him.<br />

And sure enough, there, at the turn of the stairwell in the Capitol, was this enormous painting of<br />

Perry.<br />

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The two of them enjoyed swimming, and so they went swimming in the Potomac. There<br />

were bathhouses in a curve of the river. His memory is that the water was forty feet deep right off the<br />

dock. He has a vivid memory of floating on his back in the river and looking straight up at the<br />

Washington Monument. The whole area has been filled in now. But then, in 1915 or so, the river<br />

came close to the Monument.<br />

Was surprised how few people there seemed to be in Washington.<br />

Then they took the train to North Wilkesboro. His same-age cousins were two girls, Inez and<br />

Frieda. Then there was Katherine, who was older, and Fred, older still, and Henry the oldest.<br />

Anything he asked for, these girls would promise him; but they never would perform. He and his<br />

Uncle Henry became very friendly, and one day Uncle Henry invited him to ride on his train. Henry<br />

was an honorary Colonel. Everyone called him "Colonel." At the depot, they were told the train had<br />

departed twenty minutes ago. No problem, Henry said, we'll catch it. Kenny was baffled. They<br />

walked down the track a ways, and there came the train back to the main line from a siding, where it<br />

had been picking up a load.<br />

15<br />

57:00 (1350) Many years later, after Kenneth's daughter Carol married Lennart Pearson, it<br />

happened that they were living in South Carolina. Kenneth was visiting, and proposed driving up to<br />

see if any Landons were still in North Wilkesboro. They were all dressed in shorts and informal<br />

clothes. In the town, they asked around and found out about the Landon garage. Kenneth drove in,<br />

got out, looked into the dark interior. Saw a man. "Is there anyone named Landon here?" he called.<br />

"Yes, cousin Kenneth, I'm your cousin Henry." Henry knew him because he had seen a piece on<br />

Kenneth in the "Saturday Evening Post." Henry invited them all home with him. A bad mistake. He<br />

gave his wife and daughters no warning, and they had all just washed their hair. Not pleased to have<br />

guests. Glad to see the guests leave.<br />

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Session #2 continued July 29, 1976<br />

HOUR 4<br />

1<br />

0:00 During this visit, Henry gave Kenneth quite a lecture on how "we in the South" don't like it<br />

when "you Northerners come down and tell us what to do." This was during the Civil Rights period.<br />

Kenneth was amused by this since Henry's father had originally been a quintessential Northerner.<br />

Uncle Henry had become so completely Southern that he was given the honorary title of "Colonel,"<br />

and furthermore, his name was on a plaque on a huge tree by the courthouse dedicating "the hanging<br />

tree," where seven "damn Yankees" were hung in the Civil War. Uncle Henry had been the one who<br />

dedicated the tree, as one of the leading citizens of the town.<br />

Kenneth asked Henry about Katherine, and he said he had disowned her. Wouldn't have<br />

anything to do with her because she "was in trouble with the Federal Government." She was being<br />

investigated by the FBI, he said. The FBI had come down asking questions about her because of<br />

some job she had in the government. Kenneth tried to explain that this was normal procedure when<br />

someone was in a sensitive security position, but Henry would have none of it.<br />

2<br />

2:30 (IA1415) By the time he was 16 and in long pants, Kenny began hanging around the pool<br />

hall. As a religious man, Brad had warned Kenny against certain things. Against the movies, for<br />

one. Bad people make movies, he said, and they would have a bad influence on him. Also warned<br />

against smoking cigarettes. They're bad for you. If you smoke cigarettes, it will probably be because<br />

you've gone to the movies. You'll see people smoking in the movies, and that will influence you.<br />

And the next thing you know, you'll be taking a drink. Because people in the movies drink. And<br />

that's bad. And the next thing you know, you'll be tempted by the kind of women you see in the<br />

movies, and these are bad women. And if you start going with these fast women, and drinking, and<br />

smoking, and going to the movies, you're on the road to hell, son. And I tried them all, and he's right.<br />

Kenneth discovered that all of these things were perfectly delightful.<br />

The movies in those days cost a nickel. His friend Jimmy Trace was having an affair with<br />

the girl who sold the tickets at the movie house, and Jimmy would go to the window, reach through to<br />

hold the hand of the girl, and she would give him two tickets. They would stay and see everything<br />

twice. "The Perils of Poor Pauline" were very much in vogue. A new episode every week.<br />

3<br />

6:00 (IA1460) He began buying all his own clothes at the age of fourteen. His first pair of long<br />

pants. Then he began going to the pool hall and found he had a natural skill for the game. He soon<br />

learned you could make money at pool, and so he would gamble. Pocket pool. Bottle pool. Kelly<br />

pool. Straight pool, running off strings of balls. Spent a lot of time at the pool hall, with some pretty<br />

fast people.<br />

He had begun smoking cigars when they were in the Fifth Ward. One of the pieces of<br />

furniture Brad moved with them to the Fifth Ward was a desk with a bin that he had stashed behind<br />

the desk in the warehouse that was full of cigars people had given him at special occasions. Brad<br />

didn't smoke. Kenny discovered them and started working on the cigars from the bottom up, so that<br />

they wouldn't be missed. Mae often commented that he "smelled like a bonfire" and she couldn't<br />

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figure out why. Cigarettes never appealed to him. At the pool hall, he would gamble for cigars. His<br />

family got used to seeing him with cigars in time.<br />

He also decided he had to have a pipe. The finest and most expensive pipe was a Dunhill.<br />

One day he told his father he was going to New York City to buy a pipe. All that way, just to buy a<br />

pipe. Meadville didn't have them. He had learned from the phone book that there was a shop in New<br />

York that carried them. Brad went with him on the train, and went to the shop. He was shocked at<br />

the price. Kenneth got a beautiful pipe, with an underslung sort of body and a bulldog end to it, and<br />

he always smoked it upside down. This was very stylish.<br />

4<br />

9:35 (IA1515) The Moose Hall was putting on boxing matches Saturday nights. They even had<br />

Benny Leonard come there once. Kenneth did some boxing, when he learned he could earn $10 for<br />

boxing in the preliminaries.<br />

When he was about seventeen, one day, at the pool hall, a fellow on a high chair began<br />

reaching out with his foot and kicking the end of Kenneth's cue just as he was making his shot. It<br />

was a game for money. The second time he did it, Kenneth turned around and slashed the man with<br />

his cue, right in the middle. This man was the local town bruiser, and he was down on Kenneth in a<br />

flash. But Kenneth hit him once, and it took eight stitches to fix up the man's cheek. "I really hit<br />

him."<br />

Two or three weeks later, the man's entire gang got Kenneth cornered behind the Evening<br />

Tribune building, and insisted that he and Kenneth have a fist fight. Kenneth knew he was going to<br />

get a licking, but he also knew he could hurt the man. He had no choice. A ring was formed, and the<br />

two of them slugged it out. A man named Leffingwell, the leading heavyweight boxer in Meadville,<br />

acted as referee. There were no rounds; it was continuous. Kenneth put his head down and plowed<br />

away until finally the man got tired of hitting him. Kenneth didn't suffer much damage because he<br />

kept his head down.<br />

5<br />

13:00 (End of IA, beginning of IB) Brad and Mae were not very compatible. He had little<br />

consideration for her. After Bradley was born, she wanted to leave him and went home to her mother<br />

in Brooklyn. But her mother said, "You've made your bed, and you've got to lie in it. There are no<br />

divorces in our family." So she was stuck with it. Then Kenneth was born.<br />

Brad was a great one for "honor your father and your mother, and particularly your father,"<br />

and you wouldn't dare to disagree with him. If you did, he would sock you. You couldn't contradict<br />

him, no matter how ridiculous he was. But the trouble was that Kenneth never could restrain his<br />

sense of humor. One night in particular, Brad wanted to make love to Mae, and she didn't want to,<br />

and he put on a big family scene. He was weeping, and crying, and saying, "My wife doesn't love<br />

me!" He got down on his knees, praying, calling on the Lord to soften her heart! This was in the<br />

middle of the night. Bradley got up and sided with Brad, and so Kenneth sided with Mae, and started<br />

laughing at Brad, which made him furious. So much so that Kenny left the house. Kenneth, at age<br />

twelve or thirteen, didn't understand it all, just that his father was making a fool of himself,<br />

blubbering like a baby, and he told him so. This broke things up so that Brad stopped.<br />

The sequel came at prayer meeting Wednesday night, which they regularly went to. Brad<br />

stood up in prayer meeting and began to tell everyone how Mae had behaved and asked that they pray<br />

for her, asking the Lord to soften her heart and be a true wife to him! Mae was indignant, stood up,<br />

and prayed that the Lord would make that hard-hearted husband of hers behave himself and be<br />

something of a man and shut up in public! A prayer of rebuttal. She walked out of the church, and<br />

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never went to prayer meeting again.<br />

Many years later, in Singapore, Margaret met a woman named Dorothy Richards, who had<br />

lived in Meadville and knew the Landons. Dorothy's comment was that people in town didn't respect<br />

Brad Landon for the way he treated his family. Thought he treated them shamefully.<br />

6<br />

17:50 (IB27) Brad loved pie. Mae made the most wonderful shoofly pies, lemon meringue pies,<br />

blueberry pies, apple pies, all kinds of pies. Brad had a pie for every meal, and usually several<br />

pieces. Along with French Creek, Meadville had the Cassawaga River, a grand title for a very small<br />

stream. It was only good for canoeing, but it went for miles. A favorite place to take girls. One day,<br />

Brad, Kenny, Ainsworth Lang, and Amos Dinsmore took a large canoe and went up the river. At<br />

lunch time, they all got out to have their lunches. Brad and Kenny's lunches were pedestrian, but to<br />

his great misfortune, Ainsworth Lang had brought a lovely big piece of apple pie. Brad's eyes lit up,<br />

and he decided to get that pie away from the boy. He began to explain that pie was not really the best<br />

thing for a growing boy. Only a person who was full grown could eat pie without damage to his<br />

system. As an act of kindness, he would give his cookies to Ainsworth, and he would take<br />

Ainsworth's pie. Ainsworth didn't want to give up his pie, but before he knew it, he was holding<br />

Brad's one cookie, and Brad was eating his pie.<br />

7<br />

20:30 (IB40) Mae was ill much of the time. She had something called Viavi salve which you<br />

heated up and softened and had someone rub into your back. It smelled good; it was harmless; and<br />

Mae would get Kenny to massage it into her back. So he did a lot of massaging her back.<br />

He would also go down to the department store to buy clothes for her. One winter he decided<br />

that Mother needed a new muff and fur piece. She wouldn't have the nerve to do it for herself, so he<br />

decided to do it for her. He got a clerk named Reimer, who taught a Bible class in the Christian<br />

Missionary Alliance church. Kenneth was about fifteen. He found a nice fur neck piece and muff,<br />

and charged them to his father. When Brad got home that night, he found Mae all dressed up in her<br />

new fur set, and he hit the roof. He ranted, he raved, he was so angry. But Mae was pleased, and<br />

said she was going to keep them. Brad had to pay!<br />

8<br />

23:40 (IB60) Harry Reimer was the man who, years later, after Kenneth had been through<br />

seminary, approached him about a passage he had found in Scripture about "divers places." In the<br />

King James Version. He didn't realize that "divers" meant "various." He thought the passage had to<br />

do with discoveries that divers and archaeologists had been making in the sea which seemed to<br />

confirm Scripture.<br />

9<br />

24:50 As a child, some of the gang fighting involved the use of beebee guns. One boy lost his eye<br />

in this. Then along came .22 shorts, which in pistols were more powerful than beebees but no threat<br />

to life. The boys would wear heavy overcoats, and shoot at each other with these things. The<br />

overcoats were enough to stop them. Kenneth sings, "In the fields and in the marshes."<br />

10<br />

26:35 Dating Mabel Shirk in the Fifth Ward, and trying to avoid the gangs there afterward. A<br />

tough girl. Another tough girl was Mabel Poppinay. Pretty; big, black, lustrous eyes; danced<br />

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magnificently; but real tough. Many years later, he was back in Meadville and saw Mabel on the<br />

street. A huge woman by then.<br />

Jean Kitchen, the love of his life from age four to seven, who by age seventeen was greasylooking,<br />

with pimples, straggly hair; she looked terrible.<br />

He always had girls. He dated just one after another until he went to <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

11<br />

28:40 They had no car. Judge Prather, who liked Abraham Lincoln, bought a huge, old Lincoln.<br />

He had never driven a car. At the garage, they showed him how to start it and go, but they forgot to<br />

tell him how to stop it, and he didn't think to ask. Fortunately, there was no traffic to speak of. He<br />

knew how to slow the thing down. But he didn't know how to turn it off. He managed to get to the<br />

courthouse square, which went round the bandstand, and there he drove round and round for hours<br />

until he ran out of gas. Everyone was coming out and waving happily at him. He eventually learned.<br />

A few years later, Brad bought his first car, used, a Ford coupe that would only carry him and<br />

one other person. Bought it in January when ice and snow was heavy on the ground. His first ride<br />

was with chains. Ken was in high school at the time. Brad came clanking up in front of the house.<br />

A rough driver. The car bucked and leaped and jerked. When he would start it, it would buck like a<br />

bronco. Brad thought it was supposed to be like that. In time, he got into the practice of buying a<br />

new car every few years.<br />

Ken's first car was at the end of his first year of seminary. Second hand, shabby. He took<br />

some black car paint and some varnish, adding in shellac, mixed it up, and painted the thing. It<br />

looked like paten leather. No self-starter. Had to crank it while priming it with the other hand. This<br />

was the car he owned when he married Margaret. Turned it in when he went to Siam, and bought a<br />

new one, a coupe, and shipped it out to Bangkok. When they got off the boat, it was there, out of the<br />

box, waiting for them to get into. Used it through his first term and then sold it when he came back<br />

on furlough. It was turned into a truck by the new owner.<br />

Session #3 August 2, 1976 Kenneth, Kip, Margaret<br />

12<br />

(IB128) 36:20 Dr. Tallmadge of Brooklyn, a famous preacher. He was especially famous for<br />

jumping into a bathtub of cold water just before preaching, to prepare himself, quickly drying off and<br />

changing, and then charging out and preaching a tremendous sermon. If he couldn't think of anything<br />

to say at the moment, he would just keep roaring until the next inspiration struck.<br />

13<br />

38:30 At age 3, a memory of being with the family at the railroad station. Many tracks. The way<br />

they swerved as the train came into the station made it look as if the huge, ferocious-sounding train<br />

the family intended to board were going to run him down. He took off like a shot, running out of the<br />

station and home. No one could catch him. Both Brad and Bradley chased after him. The family<br />

had to have the train held in the station until Ken could be captured and loaded onto the train for the<br />

trip!<br />

14<br />

42:20 At age 6-7, while living on Baldwin Street, playing follow-the-leader with the older boys.<br />

Red Dykes; Jimmy Trace; Jack Lavely; Bradley. All four or five years older. The leader jumped out<br />

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the first story window into a pile of dirt, which wasn't bad, and everyone followed. Then he jumped<br />

out the second story window into the pile of dirt, and everyone followed. Then he went out the attic<br />

window, and a couple of the boys wouldn't follow. But Ken went out as if he had a parachute,<br />

landing with a terrific thump. Victorine Smith, across the street, saw this happen, much to her<br />

astonishment. Referred to it many times through the years.<br />

15<br />

44:50 The time he played follow-the-leader at about age 12 at a swimming hole in French Creek.<br />

It was at a bend of the river that had a severe undertow. If they really wanted a thrill, they would<br />

jump into it deliberately, knowing the river would take them around the bend, where they would pop<br />

up again. The kids would grab hold of a freight car to ride out there. His mother forbade him to go<br />

there or go swimming. He would come home and have everything dry, as he thought, but somehow<br />

she always knew! She kept a little rattan about 18 inches long, and she would whip him with it.<br />

Whop whop whop. It was nothing. He wasn't impressed. But he obediently made noises of pain<br />

because he knew this was expected.<br />

16<br />

48:40 The time in the new house on Park Avenue when he was playing alone, stepped backward<br />

into the new chimneyway, and fell headfirst down the chimney. He was wearing a big straw hat.<br />

The brim and crown were cut through, and his forehead gashed. He realized he had been<br />

unconscious when he came to. His main concern was his hat. He told Mae, who was so shocked that<br />

she comforted him instead of scolding him.<br />

17<br />

51:00 His beloved Necco wafers. He liked sour balls too. Necco wafers were much bigger than<br />

they are now. Pack was five or six inches long. Each one bigger than a quarter, and all different<br />

colors and flavors. He had a Houbigant imitation leather perfume case, red, with a cover that<br />

snapped down, and it was just the right length to carry a package of Neccos. They picked up the<br />

perfume scent, which added to the experience. He had two after breakfast, two before lunch, two<br />

after lunch, and then after dinner, he would have three! They were expensive! They cost a nickel!<br />

So he had to portion them out with care. Bradley would steal them if he could find them.<br />

18<br />

54:00 (IB235) The problem he and Bradley had with their father, Brad, who would take any money<br />

they earned if he knew they had it. He considered it his. Would search their rooms to find it. The<br />

two of them learned they could remove part of the newel post and secrete their money inside the post.<br />

It gave them delight whenever Brad went up the steps, putting his hand on the newel post. One vivid<br />

memory: the time Bradley took his savings and put them into an account at the bank, graduating from<br />

the newel post. Brad learned of this, went to the bank, took out the money, and bought Bradley stock<br />

in the Meadville Chemical Company—that is, KLV company. He assured his son that this would be<br />

educational for him. Bradley went back to using the newel post. Anything the two of them got, they<br />

spent, knowing that otherwise their father would take it from them.<br />

19<br />

56:40 On buying his own clothes. He observed what Cash Smith wore, the man who owned the<br />

clothing store. Got to know him well. He bought his first suit of long pants from Cash, a gray<br />

flannel. It happened that he was the right size to model clothes, and he made some money from Cash<br />

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modeling clothes for him on Saturdays. He could step right into any suit he had, and he was graceful.<br />

And for this, Cash gave him a good price on clothes.<br />

On buying his own glasses. He graduated from steel rims to gold, which his father wouldn't buy<br />

for him. Had to get them himself. Wore them all the time. They were in all sorts of S-shapes<br />

because he wore them while fighting, playing sports, everything.<br />

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Session #3 continued August 2, 1976<br />

HOUR 5<br />

1<br />

0:00 Continuing on his glasses. Mother tells of Dad's continuing to wear knickers at age 15, with<br />

his steel-rim glasses. By the next year, he was wearing his new suit and his gold-rim glasses. Big<br />

transition.<br />

2<br />

1:30 (IB280) Dad's dog Jimmy. It was a gift to his father, but he didn't care about it. In the Erie<br />

Railroad, he was an important man, and the dog was a gift from someone who was trying to sell coal<br />

to the railroad. Brad passed on the qualities and utilization of all coal, oil, paints, and so on that the<br />

railroad used. Kenny was with him on one trip when he went down to New York to condemn a<br />

couple of mines in Pennsylvania that were owned by the son of the Vice President of the Erie<br />

Railroad. He read his report on the BTU and the slag and declared that the coal from these mines was<br />

suitable only for stationary engines, not locomotives. It was not economical. The Vice President was<br />

sitting there and protested. But Brad was unyielding. As a result, those mines were closed. Many<br />

years later, when Kenneth was working in the State Department, one of the secretaries in his office<br />

told of her father's losing his job in one of those mines when it closed. She was angry with Kenneth!<br />

Brad was so familiar with coal that he could walk over a trainload of coal and evaluate it on<br />

sight. He would then do the scientific testing in the lab to confirm his initial evaluation. He was a<br />

brilliant man, a leading chemist, well-known throughout the country.<br />

Brad's personality was abrasive. He was kind to his employees. But mean to his family, a<br />

meanness that carried over from his own family in New Jersey. Whenever Kenneth was with Brad<br />

and his brother Ed, Kenneth had to try to keep the peace between them. Brad was always after Ed to<br />

shape up. Ed's two brothers were highly successful, but Ed just didn't want to make the effort. He<br />

stayed home and took care of his mother. Did odd jobs. Ate, loafed, sat around and talked.<br />

Everyone liked him.<br />

3<br />

8:50 The story Dad wrote for the Saturday Evening Post, a railroad story, was based on a real<br />

experience that he had with his father and his brother Ed when the three of them went to the old<br />

swimming hole together outside Frenchtown, New Jersey, where they had grown up.<br />

Brad was always after everyone. He couldn't leave you alone. When he visited the Landon family<br />

in Washington, he would make unkind, cutting remarks, which he found funny. Carol was the one<br />

Landon child who was not intimidated; she turned on him and sliced him up verbally, and from then<br />

on he never bothered her again.<br />

4<br />

10:40 As for Uncle Henry, he was very bland, a politician type, very likable. He understood<br />

people. He always knew what was going on and knew how to adjust to it.<br />

5<br />

12:00 (IB340) Brad Landon was born in Barberton, NJ, which is now called Barber Station,<br />

February 16, 1869. He was married July 20, 1895, in Brooklyn, New York. He died July 11, 1953,<br />

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in St. Petersburg, Florida. He grew up in Frenchtown. Decided to become a druggist. Worked in a<br />

drugstore. Was in charge on Sundays. He sold whiskey along with the prescriptions, something he<br />

hated doing. He also worked making peach baskets and developed strong hands doing that.<br />

6<br />

16:08 Both Brad and Henry worked as children, but not Ed. Ed would run away from home, get on<br />

a freight train, and go bumming. He turned up in Meadville one time, when Mae was playing the<br />

piano, at night, and she looked up and saw him looking in the window, which frightened her. She<br />

screamed; yelled for Brad, who came down. Ed ran away rather than come in.<br />

Ed told of encountering a wild-eyed man on the train during one of his trips, who, he said,<br />

turned out to be Vachel Lindsay, a poet. Ed had some bread with him, and Lindsay was hungry. So<br />

Lindsay gave him a poem in exchange for bread.<br />

7<br />

19:50 Brad went to study chemistry at Lafayette <strong>College</strong>, and then at Cooper Union he studied<br />

pharmacy and got his degree. When he married Mae in 1895, his first job was with a patent medicine<br />

company in Washington, D.C. All they had for furniture was boxes. They slept in a folding bed,<br />

which once folded on them when they were in it! He got his job at the Pennsylvania Railroad in<br />

Altoona through one of his college chums at Lafayette. He was an inventor, but he was a poor<br />

businessman. He was always scheming ways of making money, creating little chemical companies,<br />

but they never turned into anything. When the Erie Railroad approached the Pennsylvania Railroad<br />

looking for someone who could set up their laboratories, Brad was recommended. And so he became<br />

the chief chemist of the Erie Railroad in Meadville, Pennsylvania, halfway between New York City<br />

and Chicago.<br />

He put the bulk of his budgeted funds into equipment and had little left for a building. But<br />

then he had the idea of using freight cars, boxcars, which were solidly built. He used eight in all, in<br />

two sets of four, end to end. They put them up on cinder blocks, and that's where he and his staff<br />

worked the next forty years. His own office was small.<br />

8<br />

29:40 Mother returns to the subject of Vachel Lindsay, who wasn't born until 1879 and died in<br />

1931. He tramped through the South in 1906, which makes her wonder if Ed really met him. He<br />

would exchange his poem "The Tree of Laughing Bells" for bed and board. He tramped through the<br />

West in 1912. She thinks it was a photographer she and Dad met in Richmond who told them the<br />

story of meeting Vachel Lindsay in just this way. Dad remembers this too. Some possibility that Ed<br />

is being confused with this photographer.<br />

9<br />

32:25 (IB500) All three brothers were associated with railroads. Henry built them. Brad was the<br />

chemist for one. And Ed rode them as a hobo! Trains had a kind of magnificence then. Now they<br />

tend to look ratty by comparison, Mother says. Henry was a civil engineer. Somehow he came to<br />

know some men of wealth who wanted to exploit the timber in the western part of North Carolina and<br />

needed a railroad to do so. He built it and owned stock in it. It was a funny little railroad. Just<br />

jogged along at 30-40 miles an hour. People would wave it down to get on board. Or it would go off<br />

on a siding to pick up someone's milk.<br />

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10<br />

36:20 Brad loved automobiles. When Henry died—Kenneth was out of the country—Brad<br />

decided to drive. It was winter. He feared Henry's wife because he still hadn't paid off his debt to<br />

Henry after all these years. He got about halfway there, decided he couldn't face it, turned around,<br />

and drove back home. Claimed it was because of bad weather.<br />

11<br />

38:30 Ed stayed on in the old house, living alone. The house deteriorated badly. He lived in one<br />

bedroom and the kitchen. In his final illness, Brad took him back to Meadville. This was while<br />

Mother and Dad were in Thailand.<br />

Brad had Victorine to help him, after Mae died. She wanted to marry him. One night while he<br />

was saying his prayers next to his bed, she turned up in her nightgown and kneeled down beside him.<br />

He had no interest; sent her off.<br />

Ed died there, and Brad took the body back to Frenchtown and buried him there. Sold the house.<br />

Elizabeth Landon, Henry's daughter, took some of the furniture. Brad took a few pieces, among them<br />

the chairs that ended up in Mother and Dad's breakfast room. They were in sticks at the time.<br />

12<br />

41:15 Bradley was born October 20, 1898. Brad was in Washington for two years, then moved to<br />

Bellwood, outside Altoona. Bradley was born in Bellwood. Two or three years later, Brad went to<br />

Meadville, where Dad was born in 1903.<br />

Brad saved the railroad a great deal of money. There was one year that he saved them more than a<br />

million dollars. People were always giving him things. Cigars. Jimmy the dog, which came from<br />

England, with a pedigree.<br />

13<br />

44:20 Mae didn't want a dog. But along came this puppy, an airedale, in a crate, whimpering and<br />

scared to death. When they opened the crate, the puppy ran frantically all over the place dripping<br />

fluids in its panic. It was trembling uncontrollably. This touched Mae's heart, and she scooped it up<br />

in her arms to reassure it. His name was James Blah Blah Blah Bothwell (the name of the British<br />

kennel), a big long name. Years later, probably ten or so, the dog was either poisoned or ate glass or<br />

something that tore him up inside, and died. Bradley wept over that dog and cried, "I'd rather it was<br />

Kenny! I'd rather it was Kenny!"<br />

14<br />

47:50 (IB590) Henry Clayton Landon, born in Westfield, Massachusetts, July 11, 1860, the oldest<br />

child of George Clayton Landon and Mary Tallmadge Dayton Landon. Died March 20, 1931, in<br />

Wilkesboro, NC, and buried there. Went to Lehigh University in civil engineering. He married Inez<br />

Allwood. Mother reads from a paper by Catherine Landon, his daughter, on the debt that Brad<br />

incurred when he went to school. The money had been Henry's nest egg for his marriage to Inez, and<br />

was supposed to be paid off before Brad married—a promise he broke. She resented this all through<br />

the years. She had a sharp tongue, and Brad was afraid of her. Because of the bad feeling between<br />

the two families, there were few visits back and forth.<br />

On Henry's building the railroad from North Wilkesboro to Boone to serve the timber<br />

interests. They used convict labor. After thirty miles were built, a flood washed it out. Then came<br />

World War One. The convict labor vanished, and much of the railroad was never built. The railroad<br />

went bankrupt, but Henry was employed as engineer by the new owner for the rest of his life.<br />

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Dad recalls Henry's dedicating "the hanging tree" in North Wilkesboro.<br />

15<br />

57:20 The legend that Jimmy could climb trees and hunt bears. They would tell this story to other<br />

kids. But of course it wasn't true. Kenneth would fall asleep at night on the floor holding tight to<br />

Jimmy, and Jimmy would let him. Then Brad would say, "Kenny, go to bed!" And Jimmy would get<br />

right up and go up to Kenny's bedroom. A smart dog.<br />

16<br />

59:00 Brad's excellent work habits. A good executive. Always first at the shop in the morning. He<br />

would get everyone started on various jobs. When he needed a new worker, he would pick a man out<br />

of the shop and turn him into a practical chemist. Tony Bucci was one example.<br />

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Session #3 continued August 2, 1976<br />

HOUR 6<br />

1<br />

0:00 Continuing on Brad's work habits. Once he had the staff going, he would take off and do<br />

chores around town. Shopping. He would often turn up at the house, a mile and a quarter from the<br />

lab, with bundles of groceries and so on. Might hang around for a while. Then huff off again. Then<br />

come back for lunch. Then back to the lab. He never spent much time there. He would write the<br />

reports, of course, his analysis of his chemists' analyses. What to buy; what to pay for it. His work<br />

was excellent. And yet he himself had no business sense. He had most of the top brass at the railroad<br />

investing in his chemical company. But it always lost money. Whatever money he had, he put into<br />

his own company. He never gave money to his sons. If they wanted money, they had to get a job<br />

and earn it.<br />

2<br />

5:20 He was very popular with women. At his funeral, all the old girls turned up en masse. He<br />

always had feminine companions, after Mae died. Hazel Hotchkiss, his mistress. The Presbyterian<br />

Church admonished him as an elder of the church for setting a poor example. And so he left the<br />

church and joined the Christian Missionary Alliance. Victorine Smith lived in his house as his<br />

housekeeper. Dad doesn't think there was anything between them. He had a woman living with him<br />

in his trailer in St. Petersburg at the time he died. Dad learned that Brad had run him down to this<br />

woman and her father. Had a nasty encounter with the father.<br />

Brad had sold his house to Earl Hall, his successor at Erie, and for the rest of his life he had<br />

$50 a month from Earl for the house, plus his railroad pension. There was no social security for him.<br />

But he had enough to live on.<br />

3<br />

9:30 In his Bible class, he would relate chemistry to the Bible. He saw all kinds of extravagant<br />

relations between chemistry and the Bible. A poor public speaker, though. Terribly uneasy. Painful<br />

to watch, he was so self-conscious. But the women loved him. He was very religious, always very<br />

pious. He was against tobacco, movies, alcohol, pool halls, theater, loose women. He would spend<br />

all of Sunday at church and then go out street preaching.<br />

Physically, he was about five-foot-eight. Big feet, like "flippers." An awkward man. Uncoordinated.<br />

Not muscular. Bald. Big nose. The day the boys were playing a game to see how far<br />

they could jump up the bank. He came along and joined right in. And won!<br />

4<br />

13:30 Bradley was a robust boy, large for his age. A "black Irish type" with beetle brows and thick<br />

brown hair that grew low on his forehead. Nice-looking. Heavy arms and thighs. He was the<br />

favorite of both parents. He was hardly ever sick, while Kenny was always running at the nose, and<br />

skinny, and "slumpy." Mae thought something was wrong with Kenny.<br />

But Aunt Maude doted on him. When he went to Brooklyn, he would get into bed with her and<br />

make up stories. He was a great one for telling stories. He would stick his face down into the pillow<br />

and tell what he saw "in the pillow." A great joke.<br />

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5<br />

17:00 Bradley's beloved, Kathryn Lehrer Lindner, from Glendale, Ohio. The Erie Railroad passed<br />

through the town. Bradley met her at the University of Cincinnati, where he was studying<br />

engineering. She was a gay, red-headed, pretty girl. He fell in love. But he didn't know anything<br />

about girls. Kenny had always gone with girls. So Bradley asked Kenny to go and check her out,<br />

give his opinion. Bradley was at home at the time. Kenny went by train, carrying only a toothbrush<br />

and an extra collar, and stayed for a week. Bradley came at the end of the week. Kenny's report was<br />

favorable. Thought she was a nice girl. So Bradley asked her to marry him, and they became<br />

engaged.<br />

6<br />

22:30 Bradley admired Bill Hickock, and tried to get people to call him "Bill." But no one would.<br />

Brad, the father, was always constipated. He was very articulate on the subject. He would<br />

discuss it at the dinner table. He was always trying concoctions to solve the problem, with explosive<br />

results at times. He was convinced he had to have a large bowel movement every day or become ill.<br />

He was a faddist. He tried dietary hobbies regularly. Halibut liver oil. Blackstrap molasses. He<br />

mixed them up in a concoction which he carried in a hip flask, which he periodically drank from.<br />

People thought it was liquor. But the oil turned rancid, and the thing just stank. Later, he turned to<br />

carrots. Everything had to be carrots. The time he spoiled an elaborate dinner Mother had prepared<br />

here at 4711, refusing to eat it, taking over the kitchen, and grinding up carrots, which was all he<br />

would eat. He loved grapefruit too. And coffee.<br />

7<br />

27:00 The ATV business. It ended up in bankruptcy. Brad sold barrels of the stuff to the Erie<br />

Railroad. A bit of graft and corruption. Furniture polish to a railroad? Of course, when Kenny left<br />

home, that was the end of the manufacturing staff. The business was in debt, and Brad just gave it<br />

up.<br />

He had this huge vat set up on steel legs in the garage, with a large wooden paddle for mixing.<br />

Held about 175 gallons. Had a cock on one end to drain off the liquid. Kenny mixed everything.<br />

Barrels of oil. Orrisroot. The stuff worked fairly well. They used it on their own furniture. Of<br />

course, in the process of inventing ATV, Brad had tried it out on various pieces of furniture until he<br />

got it so that it didn't destroy anything.<br />

His metal polish was a different matter. He tried that out in the bathtub, and it ate the enamel<br />

off. That one didn't last very long.<br />

8<br />

30:00 They never celebrated birthdays or Christmas. They didn't even have Christmas trees. Brad<br />

had grown up a Congregationalist, in the Puritan tradition.<br />

Two things really shocked Kenneth when he got married. One was the acquisition of<br />

baggage. And the other was the aggregation of all these celebrations. He had never carried much<br />

baggage. When he went to college, he couldn't fill one suitcase. When he graduated, he managed to<br />

fill a suitcase and a box with books. But Margaret came with boxes and boxes and boxes of stuff. It<br />

was a great shock. He still hasn't entirely recovered. When they moved from Bangkok to Nakhon, it<br />

took an entire freight car! The story of his life ever since. "I've never been attached to things very<br />

much. Whatever I have, I like to be of the finest quality. But I could do without an awful lot and<br />

never miss it."<br />

And ceremonials, and the protocol, and all that. She likes Christmas! Dotes on birthdays!<br />

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9<br />

33:50 Brad loved Mae, and felt proud of her. She was pretty, and he often commented on how<br />

pretty she was. He expected her to perform her wifely duties, of course, and this led to some great<br />

scenes when she wasn't eager. He would call his sons in to witness, in his outrage, right into the<br />

bedroom. It happened more than once.<br />

He expected complete obedience from his sons. Would not tolerate any challenge. Bradley<br />

accepted this. Kenny did not. He had ideas of his own, and the father and son would have a row.<br />

This was why Kenny started running away at the age of four. Brad tried to put him down all his life,<br />

and tried to make him conform to whatever he wanted done. And Kenneth would not. When he was<br />

a child, Brad would hit him, sock him. That kept on until Kenneth went to work in the railroad shop<br />

and developed muscles. The work gave him a powerful upper body.<br />

Brad never stopped trying to put Kenneth down. Even when he was successful adult.<br />

10<br />

38:25 (IB999) When Bradley died. He was a wrestler at the university. In his fourth year. He<br />

weighed about 195. He was so strong that he could pick up a railroad frog—a conjunction of a<br />

couple of tracks. He got the idea that he could build greater strength if he didn't drink water. Well,<br />

he came down with terrible belly pains and gas. He was in Meadville at the time. It was<br />

appendicitis, but Brad was convinced it was constipation. Brad told him to use a machine he had<br />

mounted on the wall which he used for his own constipation. You applied your belly to it and turned<br />

a hand crank which massaged your belly and helped you work the stuff out of your guts. Bradley's<br />

appendix burst, leading to peritonitis. He went to the hospital, and they operated on him. The third<br />

day after the operation, Brad left town on an inspection trip. Bradley died while he was gone.<br />

It was winter. The ground was too hard to dig a grave. Brad came back; they had the funeral;<br />

and the body was put in the mausoleum, where it remained until spring. They had a number of<br />

bodies waiting for the spring.<br />

Kenneth was 16 at the time.<br />

11<br />

43:45 Bradley was the true engineer. Ingenious. Kenneth could do the work. He did well enough<br />

at the railroad shop. But it wasn't really his interest. Nevertheless, he followed his brother to<br />

Cincinnati. His grades, though, were not satisfactory, and they turned him down. He went to see the<br />

dean and talked himself into the university. He did fairly well for a year. Had two roommates,<br />

Benny Batson and Felix Visk, living in a Mrs. Heintzman's house. The program was demanding, and<br />

by the end of a year, he was sick of it, and left the university.<br />

Mrs. Heintzman was a medium. When Kenneth came down for breakfast, she would tell him<br />

she had been talking to his brother the night before, and then she would regale him with everything<br />

his dead brother had told her. Kenneth was living a fairly wild life there, staying out all night at the<br />

pool halls and such.<br />

She had regular seances for people from the university. Kenneth, Benny, and Felix decided to<br />

cook up a show for one of her seances. They rigged up an arrangement through the chandelier and up<br />

into their rooms which would produce all sorts of flashes and dramatic sounds. It had a remarkable<br />

effect<br />

12<br />

49:45 Feels Bradley would have been a good engineer. But he wasn't sophisticated about people.<br />

As for Brad, he was "always righteous unto the Lord." He could rationalize anything he did<br />

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as right. But the death of Bradley was a very sobering experience for Kenneth.<br />

The following summer, they went to the Gull Lake Bible Conference. His father wanted him<br />

to have a life-transforming experience. Of course, he had been "saved" many times already, but his<br />

father didn't feel that was sufficient.<br />

The summer after that, when he had left Cincinnati, they went to the Conference again, where<br />

he met President Charles Blanchard of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>. Blanchard asked where he was going to<br />

college, and of course, he said that he had left the university. Blanchard told him about "his college"<br />

and invited him to come. Kenneth replied, "Is that one of those teahound joints?" Blanchard didn't<br />

know what that meant. He was very sober. A grand looking man. Very New England in his<br />

attitudes. Anti-Mason. In favor of missions to the Indians. He put a man named McCarroll on to<br />

Kenneth, a trustee of the college, and McCarroll and Blanchard both spoke to Brad, who urged<br />

Kenneth to go.<br />

13<br />

56:00 So, in the fall, Brad and Kenneth went to <strong>Wheaton</strong> to look around. Kenneth was most<br />

unimpressed. They went into the registrar's office, and there was this dottering old man, Greek<br />

Smith, who had difficulty speaking, and Kenneth was even less impressed. He didn't think he would<br />

stay. And then Margaret walked in.<br />

Kenneth was dressed in bell-bottom pants with cerise inserts, shiny shoes and shiny hair. He<br />

felt instant recognition. "That's the girl for me!" he thought. She had long blond hair. She was<br />

beautiful. She noticed him, and he her; he thinks there was recognition on both sides. So he stayed.<br />

He made the decision at that moment.<br />

But Margaret wouldn't give him a date. It happened that a girl named Zoe Landon was at the<br />

college, and they decided to pretend they were brother and sister. He took her on a date to Chicago.<br />

But that didn't last long.<br />

Margaret Mortenson was the darling of all the football players. Every time he asked her for a<br />

date, she said she already had an engagement. Finally he cornered her and accused her of being too<br />

proud to have a date with him. She said she was not. So he said, name a date when you are free,<br />

which she did. And he made a date with her.<br />

One of the great turning point moments of his life.<br />

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Session 3 continued<br />

HOUR 7<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IB1260) He had an incomplete at the end of his year at Cincinnati. He had had so much<br />

practical chemistry in his work in Meadville that it all felt like kidstuff. He was way ahead of the<br />

"kids" at Cincinnati. He didn't really care about his studies, especially as he increasingly realized that<br />

engineering was not for him.<br />

To his astonishment, in his second year at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, the registrar called him in and told him<br />

he would graduate at the end of the next year. He had done so much work at Cincinnati that he was<br />

given credit for many courses. So he graduated from <strong>Wheaton</strong> in three years.<br />

2<br />

2;10 When Kenneth told Brad about Margaret, he came out to <strong>Wheaton</strong> to meet her. He<br />

immediately knew she had qualities he couldn't cope with. He didn't like her blond hair. Wondered<br />

why Kenneth couldn't find a girl with dark hair like his mother. He was afraid of her from the first<br />

time he met her.<br />

When they went to Thailand, Brad was pleased. He approved of their being missionaries.<br />

Mae was filled with trepidation because she felt she would never see her son again. And she was<br />

right. She never did.<br />

3<br />

4:12 After he was ordained, he preached in the Presbyterian church in Meadville, and Dr.<br />

McIlvaine commented that it was a remarkable sermon, worthy of someone long in ministry.<br />

Kenneth had picked up the techniques of the Bible conference teachers. He had memorized most of<br />

the New Testament and huge sections of the Old. He never had to read from the Bible. He quoted<br />

from it by memory. And he never used notes when he preached. He talked directly to the audience,<br />

something he had learned from the topflight preachers. He learned early how to hold an audience.<br />

He was comfortable in front of a group of people. Thinks he would have made a good actor because<br />

of his feel for the audience. Brad found this astonishing, wondering where Kenneth had gotten it.<br />

4<br />

6:45 Brad was alarmed when Kenneth retired from the mission field because he feared Kenneth and<br />

the family were going to come and be a charge on him!<br />

Brad was awed by Kenneth's getting his doctorate in one year at Chicago. He himself had<br />

gotten the degree of Dr. by doing something at Cooper Union, but it was mainly an honorary thing.<br />

When Kenneth was a professor of philosophy at Earlham, he came to visit them there. He had<br />

sold his house and cleared out his furniture, some of which he sent to them at the time. When<br />

Kenneth entered government, Brad was astonished again. Couldn't understand it. And when<br />

Margaret sold Anna, and the money started coming in, he was even more amazed. He would come<br />

into their house, which to him was like a mansion, and wonder how this son of his had done it.<br />

He never could be with them more than a day or two without a row. They would welcome<br />

him, make him at home. He would leave his car out at the edge of town. Never drove in. Would<br />

telephone and have Kenneth come out and get him, say, in Falls Church. He said he feared driving in<br />

the city. It also put Kenneth in the position of having to serve him, drive him around. By the second<br />

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day, he would begin making snide remarks, and Kenneth would make a remark back. By the third<br />

day, Brad was in tears. In dead silence, Kenneth would drive him back out to his car. And then he<br />

would just sit there and cry. "You don't love me. You don't honor your parents." And they would<br />

have a long, difficult talk. Kenneth would confront him about coming into his home and trying to<br />

take over, run everything. "Honor thy father and mother!" he would say. And Kenneth would<br />

answer with a Scripture of his own. Finally, Brad would drive off to Florida.<br />

The day he died, a beastly hot day in Florida, he was out buying grapefruit. Went to the cash<br />

register, paid for his three grapefruit, and dropped dead. 84. Kenneth made the funeral arrangements<br />

in Meadville. He and Margaret drove up there, both wearing white suits, and he with his big hat.<br />

They were conspicuous in Meadville. The paper wrote them up, and photographers took their<br />

pictures.<br />

No Presbyterians were invited, but many of the old girls from his Bible class came. The<br />

funeral was in the funeral home.<br />

5<br />

19:00 Mae's strict upbringing. She had been carefully trained how to walk, how to sit, as if with a<br />

book on her head. She never allowed her back to touch the back of a chair. Her clothes had to be just<br />

so. One day, Kennedy Crumrine was standing on the corner in Meadville, wearing an elegant beaver<br />

hat, when Mae walked by, and he greeted her. She walked by without speaking or acknowledging<br />

him in any way, though he was a family friend. He confronted her about this at church, and she<br />

answered, "I was brought up never to speak to a man loitering in the street!"<br />

6<br />

21:00 7$3( ,, of reel-to-reel series<br />

Session 4 August 26, 1976 Kenneth, Kip, Nona<br />

Kenneth had a brief flurry of engaging in a track meet at Meadville High School. The field<br />

was next to the railroad tracks. A table was set up to check in the contestants. In the line of athletes,<br />

there came up a man named Ray Pooks. He asked first how much one won for first, second, and so<br />

on in various events. He signed up for the broad jump, the pole vault, the 100-yard dash, the shotput,<br />

and so on, saying that he would take first in this, first in that. In the 220, he said, he would<br />

probably take second. He thought he could run in the mile if they would reschedule events so they<br />

wouldn't conflict. People were getting impatient with him. Tittering. Well, he went out and did<br />

every event just as he said that he would. Kenneth was overwhelmed. Remains incredulous to this<br />

day. [Tape cut off at this point by a malfunction.]<br />

7<br />

26:30 Session 5 September 2, 1976 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip.<br />

Games they would play as children. "Duck on the Rock." Baseball, of course, and always<br />

hardball, not softball. Hide and seek. Follow the leader. Wrestling matches. Paper chases.<br />

Marbles. The very special marbles they would get. They played for each other's marbles.<br />

Always went to church on Sunday, of course. Then they went for a family walk in the<br />

afternoon and called on somebody.<br />

Mother speaks of skipping rope. Her mother wouldn't allow her to jump more than 16 times!<br />

Felt it was hard on the heart. Hop scotch. The after school life was vigorous. Most of the games<br />

involved running and physical exercise. Kenneth would run so hard that his legs would cramp, and<br />

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he would go home whimpering, and Mae would get the liniment and rub and rub his legs until they<br />

stopped quivering. No television or radio, of course. Even at parties, there were all sorts of active<br />

things people did. People sang in groups. They'd all stand around the piano while a girl played and<br />

they sang. There were many old songs that everyone knew. Or they'd play charades. In short, they<br />

created their own entertainment. They were not entertained in the passive sense, as children are<br />

today. Dominos. Cards. Jackstraws. Making divinity fudge, that is, white fudge with nuts in it.<br />

8<br />

39:40 The time Brad made pancakes. Mae was away. Brad, Bradley, and Kenneth were home, and<br />

Brad said, "Let's have some pancakes." As a chemist, he felt he could analyze it. He would start<br />

with flour and water. Obviously too watery, so he added more flour. Got to have some salt, so he<br />

shook in some salt. Needed something to make it rise, and so threw in some baking powder.<br />

Greased the pan. Tried it out. Stuck to the pan. He decided he needed grease in the mixture, so he<br />

melted in some butter. Too much liquid. Needed to add more flour. Tried again. They didn't stick,<br />

but they wouldn't hold together. So he threw in a few eggs. Which meant he had to add more flour.<br />

This time they stuck together, but they looked funny, and didn't rise. So he added more baking<br />

powder and some molasses for color. Too wet. He added more flour. He had to use larger and<br />

larger bowls. In the end, it was a bust. "It's just a chemical thing," he kept saying. And he was right.<br />

But he didn't know the formula! And it never occurred to him to look up a recipe. He ended up<br />

throwing the whole mess away. The kitchen was a disaster.<br />

9<br />

43:18 Kenneth and Bradley. Bradley was gullible. Went along with Brad most of the time.<br />

At one time, Mae wanted to leave Brad. This was before Kenneth was born. She couldn't stand<br />

Brad any more. She packed up and went off to Brooklyn, telling her mother she couldn't stand him.<br />

He was a brute, she said. And her mother said, "You've made your bed, and you have to sleep in it,"<br />

and packed her up and sent her back home.<br />

Mae often talked of her desire to leave Brad, but she had two children, no money, and<br />

nowhere to go. She talked to Kenneth very frankly.<br />

Bradley was forever saying to his mother of Kenny, "You let me at him. You let me beat him<br />

up. I'll straighten him out!" But of course she wouldn't let him. But if anyone else attacked him,<br />

Bradley would come to his defense. The brothers were actually quite close. Kenneth gave him a fine<br />

clothes brush once, and an expensive watch he had won playing craps at the railroad shop. Margaret<br />

remembers how, when she first met Kenneth, he would talk often of Bradley, and warmly.<br />

Bradley wet the bed as a young teenager, and Kenneth "cured him" of it by dancing around in<br />

the streets one day shouting, "Yah, yah, he wets the bed! He wets the bed!" in the presence of a<br />

couple of the girls Bradley was interested in. He was so mad, he chased after Kenny but couldn't<br />

catch him. He was about 13. Never wet the bed again!<br />

10<br />

50:15 How Kenneth learned to swim in Mill Run, near their house on Walnut Street. Then the boys<br />

took him out to "Nigger's Hole" in the river, a real swimming hole, with a strong undertow at the<br />

bend of the river. It had that name because four black men had drowned there, some of them trying<br />

to save the others.<br />

It was a town in which pejorative terms were commonly used. Few blacks. Numerous<br />

southern Europeans. Wops. Polacks.<br />

The bank at the Hole was very steep, ten feet straight down. Had to claw your way up mud<br />

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and clay to get out. They went up the railroad tracks on the Meadville side of the river. Sometimes<br />

they walked. But it was several miles. When he got a bicycle, he would ride on a path beside the<br />

tracks. Then he learned how to bike up beside a freight train going out of town, grab on, and let the<br />

train pull him along. Sometimes he would hit a bump or something and go flying down the bank.<br />

When they arrived, they took off their clothes and swam across the river to get to the Hole. His first<br />

time, he didn't see how you went in down that bank. So a couple of the boys picked him up and<br />

threw him in. He quickly learned.<br />

11<br />

55:45 The sequel to the great stout story. The ladies of the church had heard that Mae was ill, and<br />

had seen a doctor, so three of them decided to visit her. They called to tell her they were calling.<br />

The house simply stank of all the stout which had sprayed the basement. Brad had tried to clean it<br />

out with lysol, but there was no way to get the stuff out of the ceiling of the basement. You walked<br />

in, and it would hit you with force. So in came these ladies of the church. They stopped,<br />

dumbfounded. Looked at each other. Yes, they realized, Mrs. Landon is sick indeed. She was an<br />

alcoholic! And poor Mr. Landon, who preached against demon alcohol, had a wife like this. They<br />

came in and sat, and they sniffed, and they sniffed, to be sure Mrs. Landon understood that they<br />

understood. But she made no explanation. They went out and spread the word all over town.<br />

Kenneth told the children of the town the truth, but no one believed him. She never explained. She<br />

was unbending.<br />

She had flashing brown eyes. When she came down the stairs, she was light of foot, even<br />

though she was overweight. She seemed to float down. And she trotted up the stairs. Always wore<br />

high heels. They were comfortable for her, she said. Low heels hurt her Achilles tendons, which<br />

were too tight. Kenneth cannot imagine her in loafers. She was always properly dressed.<br />

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Session 5 continued 9/2/76<br />

HOUR 8<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIA200) Mae had an ancestor who worked on the design of dresses and clothing for the royal<br />

court in England, on the Robinson side. Mae had a musical education. Played the piano beautifully.<br />

Subscribed to The Etude. She often sat and played two or three hours a day. All kinds of music.<br />

Beethoven, Mozart. She could sight-read easily.<br />

She had a lot of headaches and backaches and various nervous complaints. When he was a<br />

boy, she got started with a Mrs. Dunbar who provided her with a salve called Viavi, which Mae<br />

would heat up in a boiler. She would have Kenneth rub it into her back. She also had Viavi pills, big<br />

brown ones. He was always her masseur. Massaged her a couple of nights a week. She'd take her<br />

shirt off and sit in front of him, and the two of them would have a nice social time talking while he<br />

rubbed her back.<br />

She had a horror of surgery. Knew something serious was wrong, but she wouldn't go to the<br />

doctor. The surgeon was Dr. Gamble, and he was consulted for possible surgery. Before Kenneth<br />

left for Siam in 1927, he called on Dr. Clawson concerning his mother, and asked if Mae had cancer.<br />

Clawson said, "I wouldn't say that." Two years later she died—of cancer.<br />

The day she died, he suddenly knew. He was sitting with Margaret on the mook—the<br />

extended porch at their home in Siam. Suddenly, he became very still. Margaret remembers it<br />

clearly to this day. She asked him what was wrong, and he turned to her and said, "My mother has<br />

just died." The next day he received a cable informing him of her death the previous day.<br />

2<br />

8:40 Mae had gotten together some money, probably from her father, and purchased a beautiful<br />

piano bench. Kenneth was about two. One night she was going out, and she asked Brad to take care<br />

of the baby. Brad, in the usual way, fell sound asleep after dinner, with loud snoring. Kenneth had a<br />

small hammer, and he headed straight for the shiniest thing in the room, the piano bench, and he<br />

whacked and he whacked and he whacked away, having a lovely time, while Brad slept soundly. The<br />

bench had dimples all over it, some going through the varnish into the wood. Kenneth still<br />

remembers Mae's distress when she came home. It was a subject that came up many times through<br />

the years.<br />

3<br />

11:45 Mae believed in phrenology. You could judge a person's character by the length of the upper<br />

lip, the look of the jaw, how close the eyes were to each other, the size of the ears, and the bumps on<br />

the skull. She read people in this way regularly.<br />

4<br />

13:50 She wore whalebone corsets, which were like armorplate. She would hang onto the bed, and<br />

Kenneth would pull the laces up behind. It took all he had. Then she would test her breathing and<br />

say, "I can breathe too easily. Try it again." And he would work with a buttonhook to pull it all<br />

tighter. Getting out of it was easy. Getting into it was difficult alone.<br />

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5<br />

16:16 Mae shopped by telephone, since she had no money. She would call Mr. Griffith the butcher,<br />

and he would deliver. She would look the delivery all over, and if she found fat in the meat, she<br />

would promptly call and complain, demanding the meat be taken back. Delivery was made by horse<br />

and wagon.<br />

6<br />

19:40 Mrs. D'Armant Minium, a brunette with her hair piled high on her head, very buxom, plump<br />

arms, a voice like cream—the kind of plump woman who was much admired at the time. Mae<br />

disapproved of her. At the age of 16 she became curious about having a baby, and so she had one,<br />

and then disposed of it somehow. Wealthy family. Mae never forgave her for the baby, though she<br />

became very respectable and went regularly to church.<br />

7<br />

22:05 Charlotte Johns was a freshman when Kenneth was a senior; thin; not very tall; a fine dancer;<br />

so naturally Kenneth began to date her and take her to dances. Cinnamon-colored hair. Her mother<br />

had been the mistress of an official of the Erie Railroad who set her up in Meadville. The mother<br />

commented that she wished Kenneth were as brilliant as her son Benny, who was studying to become<br />

an engineer. Benny came home one weekend with a trunk which, when he opened it, turned out to be<br />

filled with nothing but collars. He never laundered them himself. He just kept buying new collars to<br />

wear with his one or two shirts. Wing collars, turnover collars, formal collars. He brought them to<br />

his mother to launder for him.<br />

Kenneth lost touch with Charlotte when he went off to college. Many years later, when he<br />

working in the Executive Office Building in Washington, next to the White House—about 1956—he<br />

began to feel that somebody was following him. Kept on for some time. Finally one day, as he was<br />

standing at the top of those steep steps going down to Pennsylvania Avenue, out stepped a heavyset<br />

man with a round face, almost bald, who walked up to Kenneth and accosted him. He identified<br />

himself as the husband of Charlotte Johns. He said, "You're not at all like the man she's described to<br />

me!" For years and years, Charlotte had been telling him about this extraordinary man she had<br />

known. How athletic he was. How strong. How remarkable. How bright. His muscles like steel.<br />

Every time he and Charlotte had argued, she would bring up Ken Landon and how extraordinary he<br />

had been. The man said he was not impressed! His name was Robert Bordon Reams. He was in the<br />

Foreign Service. Rose to the top. Several years later, he divorced Charlotte. "She went quietly," he<br />

said.<br />

8<br />

33:55 French Creek would freeze in the winter, a foot and a half thick, so they could ice skate six<br />

miles up to the next town, or twelve miles up to Cambridge Springs. In the spring, when the ice<br />

broke up, the huge cakes would back up against the bridges and back up the water in turn, causing<br />

flooding in the town. Brad would go to work wearing hip boots, walking in water well above his<br />

knees. People enjoyed it. They got out their canoes and paddled around the streets.<br />

9<br />

36:35 The boys would make their own skis, out of barrel staves or long boards. They would steam<br />

the wood and bend the end of the board up. They would ski down the hill onto the frozen river.<br />

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10<br />

38:05 One of his friends was known as Stinky Altenburg, "Shrimp," or "Pimp." His father called<br />

him "Shitty." A polite town. His sister became one of the town prostitutes. His other sisters were<br />

very proper. He and Pinky Prather and Johnny Kent and Kenneth hung around together. Stinky<br />

became a successful lawyer.<br />

11<br />

39:45 Kenneth applied for a job with the railroad at age 14 or so, while he was still wearing<br />

kneepants. He asked the foreman for a job. He was a spindly kid, flat-chested, didn't look very<br />

strong. But because Brad was his father, they took him on. He was initially assigned to the<br />

storehouse. One of his first instructions was to go to the end of the shop and get a bucket of steam.<br />

They handed him the bucket. Said there would be a demand for steam. After all, these were steam<br />

locomotives! Kenneth understood it was a joke, so he just took off for the day, returning at the end of<br />

work to say he had looked everywhere but been unable to find the steam.<br />

He quickly discovered that he could hide in the coils of airhose.<br />

He was soon put to work stacking springs for freight cars and locomotives. Leaf springs that<br />

weighed up to 500 pounds. You got an eyehook, and hooked into the end of one to pull it around. It<br />

often took two of them to move one spring. Soon he was driving trucks, moving heavy equipment<br />

around. He went on to do all kinds of jobs.<br />

Every Saturday night was payday. The fellows would go get a bath—their one bath of the<br />

week—put on a fresh shirt, and go downtown to shoot craps. Kenneth watched with interest. He<br />

noticed that the guys who "faded" bets were the ones who made money. But he was particularly<br />

impressed by the role of the banker. He sometimes played banker for the gamblers. And he<br />

emulated the technique of "fading" bets and so won consistently.<br />

12<br />

46:30 Miss McCabe, the Sunday school teacher, wanted all her boys to become preachers. One day<br />

she announced that Theodore Borrel had decided to become a minister. She turned to Kenneth and<br />

wondered why he didn't want to become a preacher. But he just didn't. Shortly thereafter,<br />

Theodore's two sisters became pregnant at about the same time, and the person responsible was<br />

believed to be the son of the minister! Theodore never became a minister. But Kenneth did!<br />

13<br />

48:20 At about age 16, he took a trip to Detroit to sell some ATV. He had an annual pass on all the<br />

railroads east of the Mississippi. He had his samples and his orders. The first night, in the smoking<br />

compartment of the Pullman car, he got to talking to a man, and told him he was a salesman, and had<br />

been having some good sales. The man said he was a salesman too. Kenneth asked him how many<br />

sales he had made lately. Only made one sale, the man said, about a year ago. Kenneth felt very sad<br />

for him. "What do you sell?" he asked the man. "Steel mills," the man answered.<br />

In Detroit, Kenneth had no luck at all. Went to doctors' offices, and all over the place. No one<br />

bought, and he went broke. Had to call home for help. Which ended his career as a salesman.<br />

14<br />

51:30 Boise Penrose was the governor of the state, and he had a son with many garments he no<br />

longer needed. For several years, these were passed on to Kenneth.<br />

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15<br />

53:00 The Sunday afternoon walk. After church, you would have a heavy dinner, and then you<br />

would go for a walk as a family and call on somebody. Brad generally called on his bosses or on<br />

people he did church work with. Children couldn't play games or anything like that on Sundays. In<br />

the evening, they would go to church again.<br />

16<br />

55:25 Chestnut Street had a wonderful streetcar that went all the way out to the Springs. The trestle<br />

where the streetcar went was where the kids would take their clothes off to go swimming. The area<br />

was infested with black snakes. They would often come back to shore and find black snakes curled<br />

up in their clothes. Had to drive them off with stones and sticks. Once, when Barnum and Bailey<br />

came to town, they put out the word that they wanted snakes, big ones. So one of the guys got one, a<br />

six-footer, and set off for town with it toward the circus. The snake curled around his arm and up to<br />

his neck and began to squeeze. The arm went numb. The other kids were running along beside<br />

whooping it up. The boy began to panic because that snake was getting to him. He rushed up to a<br />

farmer passing on a wagon and screamed for help. The farmer got out a big pocketknife and began<br />

stropping it up and down, stropping it up and down. Finally he went up, got hold of the snake, and<br />

began cutting it up. It took a good bit of cutting to get that snake off.<br />

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HOUR 9<br />

End of Session 5 Kip describes an experience with a great black snake at Dayspring Retreat Farm in<br />

Maryland several years earlier.<br />

Session 6 September 20, 1976 (IIA603) Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

2:07 Mother begins her story. Margaret Dorothea Mortenson Landon. She begins with her<br />

grandparents, who were immigrants.<br />

Laurids Jurgen Moeller Mortenson, a Dane, born in the Jutland area, the northern peninsula of<br />

Denmark, was her grandfather. The people there have a reputation for independence. The men walk<br />

with their hands behind their back. He was one of ten children. The Lutheran Church was the state<br />

church and kept records. Mother's cousin Marjorie Perham went to Vrelev and found the parish<br />

church, and there were the records. He was born in 1850. In his confirmation class, he said that if he<br />

were the best in class, he would become a minister. His brother Christian Caspar Mortenson, an<br />

inventor, came to the U.S. in 1879. His mother provided the money or the trip. She was apparently a<br />

person of some property. After giving birth to her tenth child, she divorced her husband and went to<br />

live in another city. She could support herself. Grandfather started for the U.S. at about age 19<br />

intending to study for the Methodist ministry in the Garrett Institute in Illinois.<br />

Sadly, he lost his ticket once on the ship. The wind blew it overboard. He spoke no English.<br />

When he arrived, he managed somehow to get to Chicago, hiding between the seats in a train. He<br />

was a small man. He found a blacksmith shop and began work right away, shoeing a horse that no<br />

one else had been able to handle. He swore at it in Danish, and the horse promptly calmed down! He<br />

had a sister living in Racine, Wisconsin, and he went up there. That was the first time he saw a<br />

tomato. He thought it was an apple, and so he bought it and bit into it. Threw it as far as he could in<br />

his rage.<br />

He did go to Garrett and reached the point of graduation. He was actually preaching in a little<br />

Scandinavian church in Evanston, Illinois. Living and working for a family there. The house caught<br />

on fire. He rescued the family, but lost everything he owned, including his schoolbooks. The church<br />

raised money to help him.<br />

People from Jutland had a reputation for being high-tempered and rigid. Fierce. Laurids went<br />

to the first Methodist conference he had ever attended, and was so revolted by the way the ministers<br />

fawned on the bishops in trying to get favored appointments that he walked out, walked out of the<br />

school, walked out of the church, and never set foot in a church again.<br />

2<br />

12:00 Grandmother, Dorthea Bergerson, was born in Norway, near Oslo, in a parish called<br />

Trygstadt. She became a Methodist at about age 15. Her father was a violent man. The family<br />

believes this was why she ran away for the U.S. No knowledge of where she got the money. She and<br />

a group of other girls came under the sponsorship of a minister. On the trip to England, the girls<br />

spread their skirts and hid a young Norwegian who was fleeing the draft. The girls went to Chicago<br />

and were placed in homes as au pairs. Grandmother lived with a family named Bassett, just north of<br />

the river.<br />

One night in 1871, grandmother woke in the night, looked out of her window, and saw the<br />

whole sky south of the house a solid sheet of flame. She leaped out of bed and ran through the house.<br />

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(She led a hard life, but she was gay to the last day of her life. Full of laughter. She had a strong<br />

accent. The children would tease her. "Say 'joke,' Grandmother." "Yoke," she would answer. She<br />

played along with them.) She would laugh as she told the story of how she ran through the house that<br />

terrible night shouting, "The Day of Judgment has come! The Day of Judgment has come!" She got<br />

them all out of the house, and they drew water from the water tower, and gave it to people fleeing the<br />

city. It was the great Chicago fire. The Bassetts subsequently moved to Evanston.<br />

Grandmother had a beautiful soprano voice. People called her the Norwegian Jenny Lind.<br />

The Bassetts wanted to send her to Italy to study for the opera. But she was a Methodist, and<br />

Methodists regarded every form of theater as of the Devil. So she felt she had to turn them down.<br />

But all her life she remembered her not going with sadness.<br />

Dorthea went to the Scandinavian church in Evanston, where she met Laurids. He came<br />

dressed very formally. He wore a silk hat, and carried a gold-headed cane. They married in 1874.<br />

Marjorie Perham (Margaret's cousin) owns the Bible in which their marriage was recorded.<br />

3<br />

19:10 Laurids went to work in a blacksmith shop. He was a brilliant inventor, but his inventions<br />

were all stolen. Behind their house, Margaret remembers a barn in which there was a huge machine<br />

which he had invented to make S-bolts for wagons. He had rented it to a local factory on a royalty<br />

basis, but there was a business misunderstanding, and he pulled the machine and never allowed it to<br />

be used again. He was a rigid, unbending man. He was very hard on his family, and above all on his<br />

firstborn son.<br />

4<br />

20:40 Margaret's father was born April 7, 1875, and was given the name Annenus Duabus<br />

Mortenson, a name he always hated. Supposedly, it was the Latin for "Two Annies," but Mother is<br />

skeptical. Both his grandmothers were named "Annie," and he was named after them. When he went<br />

to school, he called himself "John." He always signed his name "A.D." After him, there came a<br />

series of brothers and sisters. A.D. had to more or less assume responsibility for the family when he<br />

was twelve because his father, who had a little store by that time, occupied himself with his<br />

inventions and travels. The whole family came to depend on A.D., who worked to support them. He<br />

had a high sense of responsibility for all his brothers and sisters all his life. They were poor.<br />

One day, three top-hatted men came from one of the great steel companies in Pittsburgh,<br />

hunting for Laurids, and offered him $10,000 a year in Pittsburgh to work for their company. But by<br />

that time, he was so bitter that he would work for no one. He turned them down, and continued to<br />

live in near-poverty with his family.<br />

His daughter Laura was offered a full four-year scholarship to Vassar with everything<br />

included, and her father was against it and dissuaded her. She lost the opportunity of a lifetime.<br />

He was a little short man with a beard, looking just like Santa Claus—a man totally<br />

preoccupied with himself. He saw no one but himself. All the children suffered because of it. But<br />

they all loved their mother.<br />

A.D. was an omnivorous reader. He may not have been able to finish high school. Margaret<br />

isn't sure. But he had an enormous hunger for knowledge. He read the entire encyclopedia.<br />

He was very active in the First Methodist Church, which was where he met Adelle.<br />

5<br />

31:25 Adelle's parents were Norwegian. Michael Simanson Estburg. His last name meant "East<br />

Mountain," the estate near Oslo where he was born. Oslo was called Christiania then. He was<br />

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apprenticed to a boot and shoe maker in Christiania, finishing his course in 1860.<br />

Julie Marie Larsen grew up in Christiania. They were married in 1860, and had four children<br />

born in Norway, from 1861 to 1870, at which time either the home or the shop burned down—or<br />

both, if they were one and the same. This happened three hours after the insurance had expired, on a<br />

Saturday afternoon.<br />

After the fire, Michael decided to go to the U.S. He came first to Stone Bank, Wisconsin, a<br />

small village. By the next year, he was able to bring the family over. The ocean crossing took six<br />

weeks. They came west by train in 1872, to Ixonia, Wisconsin. Three more children were born in<br />

this country, Adelle in 1877.<br />

Michael bought property in Franksville, just outside Racine, in 1874, where he built his shoe<br />

shop. He had three lots. He had a vegetable garden. A cow. Fruit trees. Did quite well. But he was<br />

very impressed by the farmers who came into town with huge rolls of bills. He got to thinking he<br />

could do better as a farmer, sold his shop, and set off for Minnesota to farm in 1884. Adelle was<br />

seven. Their nearest neighbor was a half mile away. They had great blizzards. They had to string a<br />

rope between the house and the barn to guide them back and forth in the worst weather.<br />

Adelle loved the outdoors. Loved the cows, and tried to ride them. Tried to snare gophers.<br />

But she loathed domestic work and avoided it. They had three months of school in the fall and three<br />

in the spring. It was a long distance from home.<br />

There was a bounty on wolves, and the brothers shot and killed one. The bounty was $2, and<br />

they went into town with the tail. They were refused the bounty because they had to have the other<br />

end, the head—or perhaps the ears—and so they came galloping back, cut off the correct part, and<br />

took it back for their bounty!<br />

6<br />

49:20 One story Adelle and her sister Julie loved to tell concerned a young Englishman, a<br />

"remittance man," who was working for a farmer in the area. (A "remittance man" was a second son<br />

of a landed family who was sent away from home more or less penniless. Everything went to the<br />

firstborn.) He had a fine watch, which he lost, and he offered the incredible sum of $5 to anyone who<br />

could find it. No one could. But the following spring, Aunt Julie found it. She was about ten, Adelle<br />

eight. They were so excited. It still ran. A gold watch. So they rushed off to the farm and presented<br />

it to the man, and he said, vaguely, "Well, I wonder what I could give you." And he reached into his<br />

pocket and handed her a dirty, soiled handkerchief—this little girl who was expecting $5—and she<br />

meekly accepted it, and took it home, and carefully washed it and ironed it. They laughed about that<br />

the rest of their lives.<br />

They were there four years, until 1888. They were so poor that at Christmas, all the children<br />

might receive would be a comb, or an orange, or some candy. In the fall of 1888, the barn burned,<br />

with all their crops in it. They saved the animals and the house. And with that Grandfather gave up.<br />

He realized he was not made to be a farmer. They held an auction, and moved away.<br />

7<br />

53:15 The family came to Somers, Wisconsin, near Kenosha, and built a new shop. Michael had a<br />

house and a shop next to each other. The house still stands to this day. The two boys went to work<br />

for the railroad. Sadly, Uncle Charlie was killed in an accident. As for Uncle Johnny, he worked for<br />

the railroad all his life.<br />

Adelle went to school in the Burr Oak School, to which she would walk barefoot, putting on<br />

her shoes when she got there. They had only one trunk in the house. Few clothes. One good dress;<br />

one school dress. Hung their clothes on hooks. She had excellent teachers in the school, and she got<br />

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a beautiful grasp of the English language. In Franksville, she had gone to a German school, and<br />

learned some German. Her parents spoke Norwegian, and so both she and A.D. spoke Norwegian.<br />

(Neither made any effort to teach it to their children. So Margaret and her sisters did not learn as they<br />

were growing up.)<br />

Because of Adelle's love of the English language, she trained her three daughters in its use<br />

carefully as they grew up. She was very strict about it.<br />

As a young woman, she had a desperate desire to go on with her schooling, the only one of<br />

her siblings who wanted to. But there wasn't any money.<br />

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Session #6 continued September 20, 1976<br />

HOUR 10<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIA1080) Adelle borrowed money from Uncle John Lawrence and went to the L.V. Patterson<br />

Commercial Institute in Racine. Her name as she was christened was Edel Johanne Estberg. She<br />

completed her course in shorthand December 20, 1894, at age 17. She then went to work in Racine<br />

as a secretary, and a good one. Every fall she would sit looking out the window with this gnawing<br />

desire to go to college. When she was living at the YWCA, Dr. Charles Blanchard came to Racine,<br />

and she played a game of tennis with him. Always after that, she thought of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> and<br />

wished she could go. She had a lot of ability and initiative, but she was expected by the family to<br />

help support her father. Her mother died in 1896.<br />

Adelle led an active life. She had a fine contralto voice and sang with a women's quartet. She<br />

sang as the first alto. Tilly Torqualson, Nellie Evans, and Elizabeth Defore (SP?). They sang in<br />

churches around the city; they were quite in demand. It was a happy experience.<br />

She was active in the church, teaching Sunday school. A.D. was the head usher at the First<br />

Methodist Church. He wore a formal cutaway coat. Though Adelle was in a different church, they<br />

met through church connections, perhaps when she was singing at his church. They were engaged in<br />

1901.<br />

Her sister, Aunt Minnie, was keeping house for her father. When she became engaged at that<br />

same time, it was decided that Adelle would return home to care for her father. Adelle had not told<br />

the family yet that she was engaged and planning to be married in June, 1902. She had no idea how<br />

to cook or keep house. So Aunt Minnie set out to teach her.<br />

2<br />

8:55 Mother reads a letter from the J.I. Case Threshing-machine Company written as a<br />

recommendation for A.D. Mortenson, praising him for his quality of work as he left to seek work<br />

with another company. A.D. found a job with the Racine General Manufacturing Company, and his<br />

salary went up to about $50 a month.<br />

3<br />

11:05 She reads a second letter, this one by Adelle herself to A.D. in December, 1901. She thinks<br />

about him, wending his way alone to and from work. She is back home in Somers, spending a month<br />

learning housework from Minnie. She speaks of missing him and shedding an occasional tear. She<br />

had made pancakes for breakfast that morning, and they hadn't turned out so bad. Though one was<br />

"demolished" and became part of the cat's breakfast! She signed it "Dell."<br />

4<br />

15:00 The day a customer came into her grandfather's store to buy a cut-glass pitcher, in 1920 or so.<br />

He was closing the store out. The price on the pitcher was $6. A woman came in, and started to<br />

bargain with him, offering $3 for it. He was wearing his derby hat over his Santa Claus head of hair.<br />

He turned her down, and she left. She returned, saying that she would pay him the $6. And he<br />

refused to sell it to her. She had insulted him! He would never sell it to such a person.<br />

He was a cruel, heartless man. He once threw his sister out of the house, with no means of<br />

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support. But there was some softening in him later in life.<br />

Uncle Christian was gay and charming, and he had a popular Sunday school class. He was<br />

involved in an evangelistic service one day when, to his amazement, his father Laurids came down to<br />

the altar. It was a conversion experience, and it moved his son Christian deeply. It was too late to<br />

undo the harm he'd done in a lifetime, but it changed the end of his life.<br />

Session #7 September 27, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth Landon<br />

5<br />

19:20 A present event, in 1976. Last Friday the security people installed a control panel in the<br />

kitchen as part of the house's security system. Friday night she, Margaret, went to bed as usual. She<br />

got up in the night and heard the telephone ringing. It was Westinghouse Security calling to say the<br />

alarm had gone off twice in the last 15 minutes. She had heard nothing. She went in, woke Kenneth,<br />

and told him, Kenneth got his gun, a .357 Smith and Wesson magnum, and went down the back<br />

steps, out into the front hall, and there the alarm really did go off—tripped off by the infrared sensor.<br />

Siren blasting away. He had his pajama bottoms on, bright red, with no top—and the chandelier in<br />

the hall was turned on as always—when the doorbell rang. He turned to the door, holding his<br />

weapon, and there stood two policemen. He put the gun down "quick." Didn't want to get shot! He<br />

turned the system off then, and the policemen came in. They said they recognized Kenneth as the<br />

householder! Both policemen liked the gun; hefted it and looked it over. [Kenneth here identifies it as a<br />

Smith and Wesson 9mm luger, so who knows. I always heard it was a .357. KPLJr.] They toured the house<br />

and found nothing. He assumed the system was malfunctioning because of the recent panel<br />

installation.<br />

6<br />

27:50 Margaret returns to family history. A story she learned in 1966 from Lucille Jensen Spitzer,<br />

a second cousin in Racine, descended from her grandfather's next-older sister Patrine Christina<br />

Mortenson. May 9, 1876, at age 28, she married Niels Christian Pedersen in Denmark. They had<br />

three children, Laurids, Martinas, and Astrid, the first of whom later died. Niels also died. Patrine<br />

was expert in the domestic arts, which was greatly admired in Denmark. Her butter was very fine.<br />

She could make delicious baked goods of all sorts. She decided to emigrate to the U.S. with her two<br />

young children and her mother, Anne Kirstina Christiansen. They arrived in 1883, and went to<br />

Racine, where they moved into a small apartment at the back of the store operated by her brother,<br />

Laurids—Margaret's grandfather. He'd come fifteen years before. 1301 N. Wisconsin St. The<br />

building is still there today.<br />

Patrine Christina invested her modest inheritance of about $600, equivalent to about $6000<br />

today. She helped at the store, and helped Laurids' wife with the children. In addition, she was often<br />

asked to prepare special pastries for parties. Buttermilk soup, fruit soup, lemon soup, all dessert<br />

confections. Coffee cakes. Special breads. Rhubarb pudding. She had a wonderful garden of<br />

flowers, and a vegetable garden. She churned her own butter. Sadly, Grandmother tended to take<br />

credit for Patrine Christina's cooking.<br />

Patrine Christina was gradually ground down by the labor and the lack of love. Her own<br />

mother was deeply unhappy and longed to be back in Denmark, and she died in 1885. Soon after<br />

this, Patrine decided to withdraw her original investment from the store and find more congenial<br />

employment. She had put the money in originally with the understanding that she could withdraw it<br />

at some later time. But Laurids refused to return it. Claimed that the money was lost. She had no<br />

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papers to show for her investment. She had trusted him, as her brother. She went to a lawyer, but he<br />

could do nothing for her.<br />

Patrine Christina left the home with her two little ones and thought she would just keep<br />

walking until she got to the lake and end it all. She had nothing and no one and no place to go. She<br />

was black with depression.<br />

In fact, before the worst happened she found her way to the home of a cousin, who gave her<br />

lodging until she could find an apartment to rent. She later called her brother to talk and end the<br />

bitterness between them, but he would not come. She worked very hard. Ultimately married again.<br />

Life became better for her. But something had happened that could never be forgotten or undone.<br />

7$3( ,, 6LGH<br />

7<br />

39:50 Adelle tended to keep little souvenirs. She had a ball of homespun yarn kept in a little bag<br />

and a note that said it was yarn spun by her mother, her first attempt. The note also speaks of the<br />

prairie fire that destroyed their barn at the farm. In a little box, she kept the program for one of her<br />

quartet's song recitals. And a card for the Epworth League. A program for the Somers band concert<br />

in June, 1892, in which she also sang. "When my ship comes over the sea." Her teaching certificate<br />

to teach third grade, 1894. A few recommendations. One from an attorney in 1895 who employed<br />

her and who found her to be careful, painstaking, competent in every way as a stenographer. Another<br />

in 1897 stating that she was one of the best if not the best stenographers the company had ever had!<br />

She was not afraid of work. Another concert program in which she sang a solo, "Take me back to<br />

home and mother."<br />

8<br />

54:20 She and A.D. became engaged in 1901 and set the wedding for June, 1902. This past<br />

August, Kenneth, Margaret, and cousin Marjorie Perham drove out to the house where Adelle's father<br />

had lived, 8412 Highway E, Somers, Wisconsin. The present owner, Mrs. Alice Tabbert, was<br />

gracious and let them see the house, including the room in which Margaret was born. The wedding<br />

was June 19, 1902. A.D. wore a cutaway, and she a handmade dress. It was a simple home wedding.<br />

Very few people.<br />

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HOUR 11<br />

Session #7 continued September 27, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth Landon<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIB100) Margaret continues on the wedding. The Rev. A. Stockhan performed the<br />

ceremony. As he was doing so, there was a knock on the door. Adelle instinctively thought, Oh, I<br />

must go to the door. Then realized she couldn't do that. She was the bride! It was a Hungarian<br />

friend of her father's, John Harvey, who had walked five miles carrying a china bowl, a lovely,<br />

bright-colored, gorgeous thing that Adelle always loathed. Margaret reads from the Racine Journal<br />

the account of the wedding printed the following day, June 20. The address is given as 1417 N.<br />

Chatham St., the Estberg home. [Apparently this is the same as the Highway E address referred to in Hour<br />

10.]<br />

2<br />

3:20 They stayed on in that house, living with their father, and A.D. traveled back and forth to<br />

Racine to work. He had a special bicycle with a flanged wheel that he could ride on the railroad<br />

tracks into Racine. This was common in those days. Some men would ride in pairs on a handcar. If<br />

a train came, they had to stop and haul the thing off. A.D. had at least one narrow escape when he<br />

didn't hear the train coming. The distance was eight to ten miles.<br />

3<br />

5:40 Margaret was born in that house September 7, 1903, which was Labor Day, Monday, and<br />

Adelle always said that she kept her from going to the Labor Day picnic. It was in a tiny room,<br />

perhaps ten feet by ten. They stayed in that house through the winter and then moved to Racine,<br />

1741 Villa St.<br />

4<br />

7:55 It was in Racine that Adelle saw the first motorcar that appeared in that city—in the period<br />

before she was married. Everybody heard that it was coming. And then there was the sound of it.<br />

And the whole town rushed out into the streets. A woman was gaily riding, and Adelle was so<br />

disgusted because she was a "lady of easy virtue." No respectable girl had been willing to ride in it.<br />

5<br />

8:55 (IIB164) On when the time came, in Adelle's old age, that she had to move in with Betty.<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> paid her a pension of only $67 after all her years of work. But she was a happy<br />

person. Loved the town. Went to events at the college. When her sight began to fail, it became clear<br />

that she could not continue on her own. Betty had decided to take her in. Margaret said that she<br />

would provide financial support. Adelle delayed things, though, and Kenneth had to go out and<br />

persuade her. And so she moved in with Betty and Wayne.<br />

Session #8 October 4, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

6<br />

11:10 Kenneth recalls his first significant experience with a dentist. He was seven or eight, and his<br />

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baby teeth were dropping out. He had poor teeth. He needed nine fillings at least, and at least seven<br />

extractions. He couldn't eat easily. Had toothaches. Brad said he would arrange to take him to the<br />

dentist, Dr. Kaylor. When they went, Kenneth asked the dentist what he was going to do, and the<br />

man wouldn't say. He would only talk to Brad, in the next room, which made Kenneth feel very<br />

anxious. They came back in, and Brad got behind Kenneth, and Kaylor in front, holding what looked<br />

like a large pair of pliers. Kenneth closed his mouth tightly and demanded to know what he was<br />

going to do, and why, and Kaylor said he couldn't explain such things to a little boy. Kenneth<br />

decided he didn't like Dr. Kaylor, and he knew he didn't like his father, and he said he wouldn't cooperate.<br />

The two of them began fighting with him, forcing his jaws open, and then Kenneth bit<br />

Kaylor with all he had. Kaylor retreated in consternation to the next room, muttering under his<br />

breath. Brad was furious. The two consulted again in the next room, then came back in and<br />

demanded his compliance. Again Kenneth asked for an explanation of what they were going to do,<br />

and again they refused to give it, and Kenneth said he would not co-operate and that if he could, he<br />

would bite Dr. Kaylor again. Brad for a moment looked as if he were going to hit him, but didn't.<br />

Finally, they gave up. Went home. Told Mae about the whole debacle, and she scolded Kenneth too.<br />

Several days later, Kenneth found a dentist on his own. Dr. Leonard. Doesn't remember how<br />

he found him. Remembers the office vividly. He found his way in and talked to the doctor's nurse.<br />

When the doctor came out, Kenneth explained who he was and what he needed, and Leonard<br />

examined him and announced the extensive work that needed doing. "All right," Kenneth said, “Let's<br />

do it.” Leonard wanted to know who had sent him. Nobody had sent him, he said. He had decided<br />

to come on his own. The doctor went out for a while, fiddled around—probably to have his nurse<br />

call home to make sure this work would be paid for—then returned and proceeded to remove seven<br />

teeth in that first session. Kenneth spit out the blood and made an appointment to come back to do<br />

the fillings. Kenneth didn't care about the blood. He was always having bloody noses.<br />

So he went home, and Mae asked him where he'd been. She interrogated him on the whole<br />

thing. But she didn't say much. When Brad came home, Mae told him what had happened, and Brad<br />

hit the ceiling. He really had no choice but to accept the thing and pay the bill. So, Dr. Leonard<br />

became Kenneth's dentist, and remained his dentist through the years.<br />

7<br />

21:45 Margaret tells how Adelle went to the German school when she lived in Franksville. Then in<br />

Somers, her best friend—whose name is lost—was a little half-Indian girl. She had been rejected by<br />

her tribe because her father was European, and a Methodist minister had brought her from the tribal<br />

area in northern Wisconsin to Somers. Adelle learned one Indian sentence from her. We don't know<br />

what happened to the girl.<br />

8<br />

25:04 More on Margaret's birth. Very early in the morning. Aunt Minnie, Adelle's older sister, had<br />

a son the month before, Albert Elroy Bishop.<br />

Margaret's parents chose names for their meaning. Margaret means “pearl,” and Dorothea<br />

means "given of God." A.D. pronounced this second name as "doROthea," and she hated it. Her<br />

sister, Evangeline, disliked her name too, Evangeline Renata Mortenson. It means "the bearer of<br />

good tidings" and "of the new birth." Neither name was fashionable.<br />

In 1904 the family moved to Racine. 1741 Villa St., a few blocks from the lake and from<br />

downtown. (Margaret reports finding the name of her grandfather's store in Racine, the Mortenson<br />

Family Supply House.)<br />

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By February, 1905, they had moved to 1642 Washington Ave. in Racine. Evangeline was<br />

born there.<br />

9<br />

37:40 Her birth certificate was registered in Kenosha County. People didn't worry about such<br />

things in those days. When she went to Siam with Kenneth in 1927, she had to get a copy of her birth<br />

certificate, and she discovered that it read, "Female Mortenson." Adelle had to go to the courthouse<br />

in <strong>Wheaton</strong> and swear out an affidavit asserting that Margaret was who she said she was.<br />

10<br />

39:53 A.D. could not support his family on his income. He was expected to work ten hours a day<br />

and much of Saturday. So he found a position with Reid Murdoch and Co. in Chicago. His work<br />

involved buying fancy groceries, about which he knew nothing when he started. He then found a<br />

small, eight-room "cottage" to rent in Evanston, north of the city, and wrote Adelle about it.<br />

Margaret reads his description. The rent was $27.50 per month. So he was able to bring his family<br />

down to live in November, 1905. In 1969, Margaret and Kenneth visited the house and<br />

photographed it.<br />

11<br />

49:50 Margaret's first memory was of no importance but quite vivid. She remembers herself as a<br />

very small child standing at the door of a room looking in, with a window to her left, and before the<br />

window a table with a bright red-check cloth on it. She was holding in her hand her most treasured<br />

possession, a little barrel of tiny, miniature clothespins. When as an adult she told this to Adelle, her<br />

mother was astonished because, she said, Margaret had been eighteen months old at that time. It<br />

seemed incredible that she would remember something so early.<br />

She walked very young, and began talking very early in life, though she has no memory of<br />

these things.<br />

She had a high chair which her grandfather had bought for her—which is still in the family,<br />

with daughter Carol Landon Pearson, who refinished it and used it for her own children—and Adelle<br />

would set her in it, putting a dish of food down before her, because she learned to feed herself very<br />

early too, and when she was through, she would take the dish and push it over the edge, declaring,<br />

"$Z JRQH!" And the dish would fall and smash. She broke quite a few. In the end Adelle had to go<br />

out and buy a new, white enamel set.<br />

12<br />

53:20 Adelle saved things. Saved Margaret's first teddy bear. Teddy bears came in with Teddy<br />

Roosevelt, and Margaret probably had one of the very early ones. It was only a foot high, and it was<br />

gray. And it was a very choice possession. She could not go to sleep without her teddy bear. Sadly,<br />

teddy disappeared. What distress! Ultimately, Adelle found it. Margaret had somehow dropped him<br />

outside, and one of the workmen across the street who was building a new house had found him, and<br />

driven a large nail straight through his body, impaling him on the house. All his lovely stuffing had<br />

come out. Adelle took him down and saved him. Peggy may have him today.<br />

13<br />

55:05 Another of her earliest possessions was a book about Peter Rabbit, Beatrix Potter's little<br />

masterpiece. Probably an early edition. "I loved that story, but I was always distressed by the<br />

sentence that said, 'And Peter VTXHH]HG under the gate.' I always felt, 'Poor Peter. Got VTXHHHH]HG<br />

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under the gate.'"<br />

14<br />

56:00 Shortly after Christmas, both Margaret and Evangeline came down with scarlet fever.<br />

Though Evangeline looked fragile, she was actually more resistant to disease than Margaret.<br />

Whatever they got, Margaret got it worse. Margaret's infection went into her right ear, and<br />

mastoiditis set in. She was operated on February 17, 1906, a Saturday, and came through safely.<br />

Grandfather Laurids Mortenson wrote the family on learning of Margaret's illness and operation,<br />

"Dear son and all, In reply to letter and telegram, I can only say, 'Such is life.' When we think one<br />

minute, the prospect are bright, we find ourselves the next minute in the trough of despair. But<br />

through it all, keep cool. The fact is we are very small beings afloat on the large ocean, nature, and<br />

can do very little this that or the other way. We are getting along here very well. The thing I most<br />

need is time. I am always short of time. But then even time will come to an end. And my time may<br />

be very near it. So no use to worry, but plod along the best I know how. God bless you all. Your<br />

loving Father." Not very comforting, that.<br />

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Session #8 continued Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

HOUR 12<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIB500) Margaret continues, reading a letter from Aunt Laura.<br />

The family had moved by this time to a street now called Pioneer St.<br />

After the girls were well, Adelle took them out in a buggy, when a woman named Mrs.<br />

Rosing from across the street with two sons about the same age as the girls saw Adelle coming and<br />

hurried across the street with her boys to avoid them. Adelle never forgot it.<br />

The Mortensons joined the Central Street Methodist Church, two blocks north of where they<br />

lived, where the streetcar ran.<br />

2<br />

3:45 Almost unbelievably, the very next year, both girls got scarlet fever for a second time. It was<br />

not supposed to happen. But they got it through their milk. The Borden Company employed hand<br />

milkers, and one of the men had had scarlet fever and came back to work with the scabs still on his<br />

hands. He gave scarlet fever to many hundreds of children, including the Mortensons. This time it<br />

was worse, and Margaret again developed mastoiditis in her right ear, the same ear. She was then<br />

three. The doctor, a heavy man named Dr. East, said to her mother in the kitchen, "There isn't time to<br />

get this child to the hospital." She remembers his lifting her on to a table, and then she has no<br />

memory. She would have been under anesthetic. He told Adelle afterward that he was just in time.<br />

The amount of bone left after he removed the infected tissue was as thin as tissue paper; just that<br />

much left to protect her brain. She recovered, but from that time on she was totally deaf in her right<br />

ear.<br />

All during her children, her hearing in her left ear was so acute that her teachers did not<br />

realize she was deaf in her right ear. She was never conscious of any loss.<br />

3<br />

7:38 The Mortensons moved from that house and took over a boarding house on Dempster St.<br />

They were there when she started kindergarten. She remembers walking to school with the other<br />

children. She had a sailor hat and a little coat. She had to cross a railroad track. She remembers an<br />

elderly man living in the house who made charming doll cradles. Like everyone else, he liked<br />

Evangeline. Everyone adored her. She was a very dignified child, even at two. She didn't like all the<br />

attention, but she went along and waited until people would put her down. The men of the church<br />

especially loved her. And the elderly boarder made Evangeline a doll cradle that she kept for many<br />

years.<br />

Her parents moved back to north Evanston within a few months to a new house. Then<br />

Margaret began to go to the Central Street kindergarten, and her teacher was Miss Felt, whom<br />

everyone adored. Margaret had her first open disgrace in that kindergarten. She didn't know the<br />

names of the days of the week, and the other children all did. "Yes, isn't it terrible! I was five! And<br />

I had to put my head down on the table. It was really a disgrace. I remember it to this day. The table<br />

had little squares marked out like inches, and I can remember having to put my head down there."<br />

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4<br />

12:08 Margaret remembers a scene in the kitchen, probably in the first house on Hartzel St. Her<br />

father was swinging Evangeline between his legs. And there were two little aprons someone had<br />

given the girls. Evangeline got the pink one, which was the one Margaret wanted. It was an event of<br />

little consequence, except for this: that in this moment she realized that Evangeline was more loved<br />

than she was. This was not merely a child's misperception. It was correct. After she was grown.<br />

Adelle told her that she was A.D.'s favorite child, but she knew it wasn't true. She knew as a child<br />

that Evangeline was more loved by both her parents. And the interesting thing is that she never felt<br />

any jealousy against her, nor any resentment against her parents for favoring her. Evangeline was<br />

just so adorable. Feels this was remarkable. It had no effect on the sisters' relationship. They were<br />

very close. True friends. Compatible. They were different enough that they weren't in competition.<br />

Even if they hadn't been sisters, they would have been friends. It was one of the most important<br />

relationships of her life. They knew what the other felt. They would be walking along and not<br />

talking, and they would know.<br />

Evangeline had a rare quality in a child. She was compassionate. She was nice to people who<br />

wanted to be her friends, even if she didn't want their friendship.<br />

Session #9 October 12, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

5<br />

17:00 Margaret continues on Evangeline's being more loved than she. When Betty was born March<br />

26, 1912, she supplanted Evangeline as the favorite, and remained Adelle's favorite most of the rest<br />

of her life. When Kenneth began coming to the house, Betty was a big, gawky girl—"and a darned<br />

nuisance," he interjects. She was different from her older sisters. She didn't bother with the rules,<br />

and Adelle would overlook it, whereas she was very strict with the others.<br />

Years later, she went to work for the registrar of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>, Enoch Dyrness, a very<br />

angular man. She did a lot of public relations for him, in effect, softening his effect on people. She<br />

always had favorites in the office, and everybody knew it. It was her way.<br />

She always had friends. Lots of friends.<br />

6<br />

21:25 From infancy, Margaret was fond of desserts. Never very fond of vegetables, unfortunately.<br />

When she was convalescing, Adelle made a batch of creampuffs for her. She was down to the last<br />

one when the doctor came to see her, and Adelle suggested she give it to Dr. East. "And to this day I<br />

can remember, I did, but I didn't want to! I regretted that creampuff!"<br />

7<br />

22:50 Grandmother Estberg had died in 1896, so Margaret never saw her. But she has one clear<br />

memory of Grandfather Estberg, who lived in Somers. Aunt Minnie lived in Somers also. At the<br />

very end of his life, he went to live with Aunt Julia.<br />

While she was still three, Adelle took the girls up for a visit. One day, Margaret was sitting<br />

on the back stoop, which had about five or six steps. There were other children about, when suddenly<br />

she became aware of a great tall man—he seemed enormously tall to her childish eyes—looking<br />

down at her, dressed all in black. He was a tall, gaunt man, and in her memory he is mixed up with<br />

her image of Abraham Lincoln. That is all there is to the memory, this tall man looking down at her,<br />

and she looking up at him. Perhaps, it was because of the way he was looking at her in that moment,<br />

not at the other children.<br />

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8<br />

26:33 He died June 4, 1907. Adelle and the two girls had gone up to be with him at the end.<br />

Margaret reads from the obituary. He was seventy-one, having been born in 1836 in Norway. He<br />

was interred at the Oakwood Cemetery in Somers.<br />

Margaret reads the bill from the funeral home. Casket, $95. Hearse, $8. Four carriages, $24.<br />

Permit, $.75. Total, $144.25.<br />

Margaret reads from the accounting of Estberg's estate made the next year by Uncle John<br />

Lawrence. He owned a windmill, and he was the one prosperous member of the family. He owned a<br />

number of properties. So it was natural that he should take care of the estate. Uncle John wrote<br />

Adelle inclosing a check for $233.20, after he had deducted the $100 he said he had already sent her.<br />

The items in the estate were listed. Cash in pocketbook, $22.01. Two months' house rent, $13. Bank<br />

account, $200.52. Cash for hay, $6. Kitchen table, $1. Bits of furniture. Settlement of mortgage,<br />

$400.<br />

9<br />

36:10 Adelle kept many memorabilia from Margaret's childhood. June 12, 1904, she was baptized.<br />

A small item with a turkey cut out of paper and colored, and a sailboat cut out and put on a piece of<br />

paper—her first kindergarten work.<br />

Her kindergarten teacher was Miss Felt. Her first grade teacher was Miss Morse. Second,<br />

Miss Stevens. Third, Miss Stephenson. Fourth, Miss Helen A. Hart. Fifth, Miss Clara B. Jophes.<br />

Sixth, Miss Harriet L. Leaning. Seventh, Miss Elzada G. Brown for three months, then Miss Leaning<br />

came over, to everyone's delight. Eighth, Miss Helen Lutyen. "I remember them all." Miss Morse<br />

was very severe, old style. But she didn't worry Margaret.<br />

10<br />

41:05 The Mortensons were living then at 2218 Central St. She has a memory of being gotten up<br />

out of bed when Halley's Comet came over in 1911. In the middle of the night, they knelt down by a<br />

window and looked up to see the comet.<br />

11<br />

42:00 From the beginning of school, "I fell in love with reading." In Miss Morse's class. They had<br />

to sit very straight at their desks. At the back of the room was utter magic. There was a shelf full of<br />

such delicious books as The Sunbonnet Babies and The Overall Boys. If you did your assigned<br />

work, and completed it to Miss Morse's satisfaction before the period ended, you were permitted to<br />

go back and take one of those books and read. "Which I did."<br />

Adelle read to her daughters, and Margaret has a memory, while sitting in the kitchen, of her<br />

reading Hiawatha. She got to the part in which there was a death, and Margaret felt it so strongly<br />

that she wanted to escape. Adelle went on reading relentlessly, but Margaret wanted so badly to run,<br />

to get away, not to have to hear this tragic thing.<br />

12<br />

44:10 Margaret acquired two kittens, Katherine and Eleanor. Sadly, they disappeared, and Adelle<br />

was concerned to keep Margaret from learning what had happened. But she overheard Adelle telling<br />

A.D. that the tom had killed them both. That was her first experience of the death of anything close<br />

to her. She had no memory of her grandfather's death.<br />

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13<br />

45:30 A.D. would bring home a bag of candy every Saturday afternoon after work. Margaret<br />

marvels at how polite the girls were toward each other. When the candy got down to the final pieces,<br />

Monday or Tuesday, the protocol of offering the candy to the other, knowing that the other would<br />

feel required to take the smaller piece, has a comic quality in memory.<br />

They had a swing and a trapeze there in the yard at the 2218 house.<br />

14<br />

47:40 The streetcar ran north and south on Central Street, with a stop near their house. The church<br />

was nearby as well.<br />

15<br />

50:05 One day Adelle was taking the girls downtown by streetcar, and they were standing at the<br />

stop, and the streetcar was coming, when Adelle suddenly realized Evangeline was not there. She<br />

looked around and caught sight of this little figure flying around the house, running to catch the<br />

streetcar. She made it! Adelle was scolding her, and Evangeline protested, "I had to spit! So I had to<br />

go out to the alley!" That became a family story. There was an alley through the center of every<br />

block. It was required. Trash and garbage went there, and was picked up every day. It was the<br />

appropriate place for spit.<br />

Another day, Margaret ran in front of a streetcar and was severely punished for it. She never<br />

did it again. The punishment was verbal. Adelle was not given to spanking. With Elizabeth<br />

spanking never worked anyway, though Adelle did try it because she was so disobedient. The only<br />

thing that worked with her was being made to sit still, for perhaps a half hour. That she could not<br />

stand.<br />

16<br />

53:18 There was a table in the kitchen with a bin underneath that you filled with flour, perhaps<br />

twenty-five pounds of it. One day, Margaret saw two-year-old Elizabeth standing at the back door,<br />

holding a cup full of sand from her sandbox; Adelle was baking, and turned to go to the sink; and as<br />

quick as a flash, Betty dashed in and threw the sand into the flour bin.<br />

17<br />

55:25 Uncle Lawrence came down to enter Northwestern University in electrical engineering and<br />

lived with the family for a while. He was fond of Evangeline, but not of Margaret. He played on the<br />

football team. Got his nose broken several times. A.D. began taking Margaret to his football games<br />

when she was seven, which was when she acquired her taste for football. Northwestern always lost.<br />

They went to a lot of Chicago games too, and they won. They had a great coach, Amos Alonzo<br />

Stagg.<br />

18<br />

57:04 When Margaret was seven, perhaps eight, she became very ill. She may have been poisoned<br />

in some way. Their doctor by now was Dr. William Alexander. (After Anna came out in 1944, Dr.<br />

Alexander wrote her, after all those years.) They never determined what her illness was. There was<br />

little they could do. Suddenly, she could neither retain food nor water. It had a most curious effect,<br />

so that all her senses became extremely acute. She would be lying in bed on the second floor, and<br />

Adelle would be in the basement, cracking nuts, and Margaret could hear it clearly. It went on until<br />

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the bones of her feet came through the skin, she says. They must have thought she was near death.<br />

Then all of sudden she had a terrible convulsion—the only one she ever had in her life—and it was<br />

over. Adelle had said during her illness that once she recovered, they would have a lovely dinner. . . .<br />

(Story to be continued)<br />

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HOUR 13<br />

Session #9 continued Margaret, Kenneth, Kip October 12, 1976<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIB950) Margaret continues on the "lovely meal." They invited the Browns from Harrison<br />

St. behind their house. Their daughter, Elsie Brown, was her dear friend, and she still is. She now<br />

lives in Florida. She had two friends, the other being Mary Peabody. Elsie married a man named<br />

Robert Vernon Jones, a lawyer. She was very successful as a student at Northwestern University.<br />

They had four children. Were married thirty-five years or so. They were wealthy. Had beautiful<br />

homes. Elsie was an artist. He went on a trip to Russia, or so he said. The next day, she received a<br />

letter from him saying that he was leaving her. She had had no sense that it was coming. But in fact<br />

he was involved with another woman. He divorced her.<br />

So anyway, they invited the four Browns. Margaret had chosen frankfurters for the meat, and<br />

a number of other dishes. But the main thing was that she had asked for seven desserts. She can't<br />

remember them, but they were all the desserts she especially liked. Probably ice cream, creampuffs,<br />

and so on.<br />

Margaret always was "top dog." Always had friends. Always was the president of her class,<br />

or captain of the team. She was a natural leader. It was never anything she even coveted. She was<br />

just always chosen.<br />

2<br />

7:58 She did have her reverses. In seventh grade, dancing classes started, and her parents wouldn't<br />

let her go. She was already the best dancer in her class, and that really hurt. Once she snuck there.<br />

But she couldn't do it again. She couldn't practice that kind of deceit. Mary and Elsie both went.<br />

3<br />

8:56 Margaret remembers second grade with Miss Stevens. In a rather dark room. The main thing<br />

Margaret remembers is that her favorite song was "Marching Through Georgia." She had no idea<br />

what a dreadful thing that song celebrated—Sherman's march through Georgia, ravaging the country.<br />

Margaret sings. "Hurray! Hurray! We'll fight to make men free!" They all had music lessons. That<br />

was part of life. Their piano lessons were from Mary Peabody's aunt, her mother's sister.<br />

4<br />

10:35 Mary was a friend from very early. They were companionable in an easy, relaxed friendship.<br />

She was a little black-haired shrimp of a girl, Kenneth says, and Margaret towered above her. She<br />

sparkled; was lots of fun. Her father was Vice President of the Chicago and Northwestern Railroad,<br />

in charge of the signals.<br />

5<br />

12:43 Margaret reads a recent letter to The Washington Post (in 1976) concerning children's<br />

games from the past. The writer comments that many children's games were passed down by<br />

generation to generation of children for centuries, but nearly all of them have been lost in our century.<br />

With the coming of television, everything changed.<br />

Margaret talks about some of the games she played as a child. She and Mary had a favorite<br />

tree they climbed. They would often take their lunches up into the tree and eat there.<br />

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One game the children played was "Run sheepy run." Margaret remembers the name, but not<br />

the game. "Washington Poke." Hide and seek. Boys rarely played with girls. Jumping rope.<br />

Playing jacks. Riding bikes. Tennis at the tennis courts. Softball, which she played from fourth<br />

grade through college. Kenneth speaks of playing mumbledypeg. King of the mountain.<br />

On Sunday, Margaret liked to go to Mary's house, because her father subscribed to the<br />

Sunday paper, which A.D. wouldn't allow in the house, and she would read the comics.<br />

6<br />

19:30 Third grade was different. Someone had come up with the idea that an open-air classroom<br />

would be healthier than the normal, heated classroom. And Adelle subscribed to this. So she sent her<br />

two daughters to the open-air school.<br />

Evanston was made up of single homes. Apartment buildings were forbidden. The base was<br />

middle-class, although there were a few wealthy. It was one of the first places to which blacks from<br />

the South came, because they could find work there. So the schools were always integrated.<br />

Margaret remembers Clifton, the one black who came to her school and whom everyone liked. She<br />

remembers seeing blacks everywhere.<br />

The schools of Evanston were excellent, and famous, especially the high school.<br />

In the open-air school, each student had a box to put his or her feet in, and a blanket to go<br />

around their feet. They wore their winter coats and hats, and they sat there in that cold room all<br />

winter long. There were only a few children, not more than twenty. She only went there the one<br />

year.<br />

Before long, Margaret discovered the library and began borrowing books. She felt resistant,<br />

though, to what teachers and librarians felt she should read. So she missed a lot.<br />

7<br />

27:00 Margaret began going to Chicago alone when she was seven. She had astigmatism, and had<br />

to wear glasses, and from time to time had to go and see the doctor. Adelle knew she was perfectly<br />

safe making that trip alone. The railroad ran on the left side because the original investors had been<br />

British. Margaret remembers the details of the trip, arriving in Chicago, getting on the Marshall<br />

Fields bus, which was free and was pulled by two horses. She would get right up behind the driver so<br />

that she could watch the horses. She would get out at the store, cross the street, and see the doctor for<br />

her eyes.<br />

She remembers the marvellous train set Fields had at Christmastime. What she particularly<br />

liked to do was to walk very sedately up and down, up and down the aisles, playing her favorite game<br />

of deciding what she would buy if she had the money. She speaks particularly of the gorgeous dolls.<br />

They all knew that when they reached the bottom of the Loop—Fields was at the northern end<br />

of the Loop—it was not safe. She did not go there.<br />

She can remember no crime at all in all the years she lived in Evanston. It was a safe place.<br />

No liquor was sold there. It was the home of Frances Willard, the founder of the Women's Christian<br />

Temperance Union. There were no saloons. Outside of town, there was a "blind pig" where liquor<br />

was sold. But that was all. Even the University students were very responsible then.<br />

Imagine the shock at the murder of a child for the thrill of it by Loeb and Leopold, two<br />

Chicago University students. The whole nation was rocked by it. It was unimaginable.<br />

8<br />

37:40 Margaret recalls Donald Williams, who lived across the street, and who was a "horrid<br />

child." His sister Camillia was lovely. But Donald was bad from the very beginning. Cruel. He<br />

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took a little boy, tied him to a tree, and started a fire under him. Fortunately, the child was rescued.<br />

Session #10 November 2, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

9<br />

39:00 (IIB1361) Margaret reads a letter from her grandmother, Laurids' wife, written to her on<br />

August 8, 1921, recalling the time of Margaret's birth. She was a warm and lovely person who had a<br />

hard life. She never mastered English, and spoke with a strong accent. She referred in her letter to<br />

her son Chris, who was Margaret's favorite uncle on her father's side. Aunt Julia was her favorite<br />

aunt on her mother's side. "I well remember Christ [sic] came after me with a horse and buggy to<br />

take me out to see and wash my firstborn grandchild. And I was so happy to go and find both mother<br />

and that dear baby well and everybody happy. I washed you and put you by your dear mother to<br />

sleep. Is that seventeen years ago? I wish you many happy birthdays." "God be with you all of your<br />

life. Love, Your Grandmother."<br />

10<br />

44:10 The family habit of visiting. Transportation was easy. There were streetcars in every city,<br />

and they never lived more than a block from the streetcar. Then there was the Northwestern Railroad<br />

to Chicago. You could go to Chicago in twenty minutes. To go to Racine, they went to the Central<br />

Street Station and in an hour they were there. And there was the Interurban, which you found in<br />

towns all over the country. For the most part, people were not yet using cars. They were a rarity. A<br />

Mr. Smith in Evanston, a funny little man who was a brilliant inventor, had a Stanley Steamer. It just<br />

floated down the street without a sound. It was large for that day.<br />

Near the railroad station on Central Street were the shops. Everyone took it for granted that<br />

you walked. Sometimes, they would pull a wagon. Margaret still remembers the German's butcher<br />

shop. They would go in and order some cut of meat, which he would go and get for them, and when<br />

he had wrapped it, he would always say, in a booming tone, "And Vhat Else?" It became a saying in<br />

the family.<br />

11<br />

48:20 On the Negroes, as they tended to be called, coming up from the South. Many were maternal<br />

families, and they came to work. There was no such thing as welfare in those days. Adelle had a<br />

woman working for her named Florida Mitchell. Many of the women were very large. Margaret<br />

remembers riding the streetcar with these huge black women going to work. As for Florida, she was<br />

not like that. She was "a lady." Both she and her husband worked. She would say of him, "He ain't<br />

purrfect, but he does pretty well!" Which became another family saying.<br />

Once Florida was collecting money for her church, and she brought a bank. A.D. and Adelle<br />

always tithed, no matter how rough things became, and they decided to give a rather substantial sum<br />

of money to Florida, who had expected just a few quarters. As Florida left to take the streetcar home,<br />

and Adelle looked out the window and saw Florida standing, dancing on the sidewalk for sheer joy.<br />

Adelle was always astonished at the way these black women would come into the butcher's<br />

and spend large amounts of money on meat.<br />

12<br />

51:30 There was also a market where you could get six chocolate-covered caramels for five cents.<br />

"I remember it to this day." A nickel meant something in those days. She often invested a nickel to<br />

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get six caramels.<br />

Then there was Miss Style's store. All sorts of things. Cloth. Baby ribbon, silk ribbon that<br />

cost a cent a yard. That was where children bought their schoolbooks. Adelle commented that Miss<br />

Style's feet were like bananas—long and thin.<br />

7$3( ,,, 6LGH<br />

13<br />

53:40 On the corner was the drugstore. A small bank. And down the street that ran beside the<br />

railroad Adelle discovered a store called the Atlantic & Pacific Tea Store. Prices there were really<br />

much more reasonable than in the market. There were no chains in those days. The store quickly<br />

came to known as the A&P. It had originally been a coffee and tea store. Margaret remembers the<br />

store, rather dark, and the bins.<br />

In the last years of his life, A.D. had an income of $5000 a year, which was considered a<br />

substantial amount. In today's values, this might be $30,000-40,000. He stopped working in 1922.<br />

14<br />

57:48 Another facet of their family life was the habit of visiting. They visited Grandmother<br />

constantly, in Racine. Then Uncle Chris and Aunt Clara in Racine. Aunt Mary and Uncle Christian;<br />

he was Grandmother's nephew; a gentle little man who never really succeeded. On the other side,<br />

Aunt Julia and Aunt Minnie. Rarely visited the older Mortenson children, Aunt Martha and Uncle<br />

Johnny and Uncle Charlie—the ones who had been born in the old country.<br />

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HOUR 14<br />

Session #10 continued November 2, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth Landon<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIIA30) Margaret continues on visiting family. Aunt Julia had married a railroad man. Both<br />

her brothers were railroad men. Her husband, Uncle Wilfred, was a bit "grumpy." His name was<br />

C.W. Bush, and they lived in Franksville, Wisconsin.<br />

At one point, Aunt Julia opened an ice cream parlor. Margaret remembers standing hopefully<br />

near the door of the parlor until Aunt Julia gave her an ice cream cone.<br />

Aunt Julia had two children, Harriet Adelle, born in 1900, and Donald, born in 1905. The<br />

family moved to Round Lake, Wisconsin, and Margaret remembers the field beside the house, with<br />

its lovely hill. They would roll down that hill in a wagon. Cows used the field, and one time Donald<br />

landed smack in a cowpat. They all thought this was terribly funny.<br />

2<br />

4:40 In Evanston, Margaret had never seen anyone who was drunk. But when she visited<br />

Grandmother in Racine, she would often send Margaret to Haumerson's, a shop that is still there by<br />

another name. She would send her for a loaf of bread. Margaret had to pass a saloon to get there,<br />

something she had never seen. It had a side door with swinging half-doors. She would get to within<br />

five feet of that door and then run just as fast as she could go to get past that danger point. It<br />

frightened her to see inebriated men coming from there.<br />

3<br />

7:10 She was about nine or ten. She had a passion already for giving people things. That was just<br />

natural to her from earliest childhood. She would save every bit of her allowance before Christmas<br />

and make gifts. When they were at Round Lake, she wanted to take gifts home for each member of<br />

the family. She bought a stickpen for her father, a gold one with a little pearl in the middle. And she<br />

bought a book for her mother, "Not Like Other Girls"! To earn the money to buy these, she swatted<br />

flies. Adelle had told her that if she did this for Aunt Julia, she would pay her one cent per dozen.<br />

Well, Margaret couldn't find enough flies inside the house to make it worthwhile, but she discovered<br />

she could get a lot more if she worked out on the porch. She swatted a couple of hundred dozen flies<br />

that summer, so that she went home triumphantly with her gifts. She counted the flies herself. She<br />

was scrupulously honest about things like that.<br />

4<br />

9:40 Margaret had learned not to lie when she tried it the very first time! She was never any good<br />

at it. Never had any practice. "I can deceive a little bit." That first time, she wanted some white<br />

stockings. And she said that her mother had promised them to her, when in fact she had not. Adelle<br />

told her that that was something she must never do. She tried a bit of stealing once too. She was in<br />

her grandfather's shop in Racine, and she stole a piece of gum. One piece. Nobody knew it. Nobody<br />

saw it. Nobody said anything. But she was so unhappy with herself that she decided that was not for<br />

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5<br />

11:58 Adelle was annoyed with Aunt Minnie because she would so rarely come down to visit. But<br />

Aunt Minnie was a farm wife. Her husband Albert's farm was small. Albert was a bit "backward."<br />

He wouldn't have an indoor toilet. He considered that "dirty." They had no running water. Their son<br />

was Elroy, who came to Margaret and Kenneth's fiftieth anniversary dinner in 1976. Margaret and<br />

Elroy had nothing in common. One day she went downtown in Somers to get some candy, and she<br />

found that what she could get the most for the least money was rock candy. Elroy was disgusted<br />

because he liked chocolate drops, which were much more expensive.<br />

Aunt Minnie had a lilac hedge, a hundred feet long. It was so lovely. Often in Siam,<br />

Margaret would remember that lilac hedge.<br />

Their other child was Loren, who became a successful farmer. Elroy hated the farm and went<br />

to work for the National Biscuit Company.<br />

6<br />

16:24 The church was always an important part of their life. Both her grandparents and her parents<br />

were Methodists. Methodism didn't reach Norway until the middle of the nineteenth century. Pastor<br />

Ole Peter Peterson, who came to the U.S. originally as a sailor, and who had wanted to become a<br />

Lutheran minister, was converted to Methodism in this country and returned to Norway to found<br />

Methodism in that country. Margaret's grandmother came to the U.S. under the sponsorship of O.P.<br />

Peterson.<br />

A.D. and Adelle were active in the Central Street Church, which was a small wooden<br />

building. When Margaret was ten or eleven, they built a new church, a larger, brick building on<br />

Harrison St.<br />

7<br />

20:42 One of the members of the church was a Mr. William Boyd, who worked for the Curtis<br />

Publishing Company in their advertizing department, which was located in Chicago. The magazines<br />

were published in Philadelphia A.D.'s position at Reid Murdoch was not sufficient to provide for the<br />

family. Boyd was impressed by A.D. and persuaded him to come over to Curtis. It was then that he<br />

began to make good money for the first time. Margaret reads a Christmas card from Mr. Boyd. She<br />

recalls the Boyd family. Both parents were very able, and he went to the top of the company as<br />

advertizing director. They were educated people. The son was named William Roland.<br />

A.D. was now able to save some money, and to afford a nicer home.<br />

8<br />

26:35 "I always loved Christmas." For some reason A.D. had to make a business trip. So he<br />

couldn't be home for Christmas, and Adelle didn't buy a Christmas tree. The day after Christmas,<br />

Margaret was walking down toward the school and the little shopping center, through a vacant lot<br />

along a path that children's feet had made, and she found a little Christmas tree that someone had<br />

thrown out. She was so happy to find it that she dragged it all the way home in triumph. Adelle was<br />

distressed to realize that it meant that much to her, and she resolved that from then on they would<br />

always have a Christmas tree. And they always did.<br />

There is a picture in Adelle's old album of Evangeline with her friend Margaret Feckley, both<br />

dressed in tarlatan, portraying angels, standing by the Christmas tree. In front was the row of their<br />

precious dolls.<br />

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9<br />

29:17 Margaret's favorite doll was named Daisy. She had not named it that. She would have<br />

named it Eleanor or something like that. But Daisy was the doll's name when it came to her. The<br />

Curtis Publishing Company put out three magazines, The Ladies Home Journal, the Saturday<br />

Evening Post, and The Country Gentleman. The Post was the big money-earner. Prestigious.<br />

The best writers in the U.S. would write for it. Mary Roberts Rinehart. Curtis was very particular<br />

about its advertizing. Had a high standard. A.D. was a credit manager in the advertizing department.<br />

(Margaret asserts that he developed high blood pressure and died young because of the strain of this<br />

job and, more, the high stress of being responsible for his family when a boy.)<br />

In 1913 the Mortensons bought their first house, at 2400 Harrison St., just a few blocks from<br />

2218 Central St. That was their house until 1923, when the family moved to <strong>Wheaton</strong>. It was a<br />

comfortable, plain, square house, like so many throughout the Midwest. In 1969, it was still<br />

standing. It had a basement. You came into a large front hall. There was a living room and dining<br />

room, a kitchen and a large pantry, which was turned into a den for A.D. Two stairways, in the front<br />

and in the rear. And then four bedrooms upstairs.<br />

A.D. received bound volumes of the magazines at the end of the year.<br />

So anyway, Daisy was advertized in one of the magazines. A full-page advertizement. You<br />

could get this beautiful doll if you sold three subscriptions and sent in a certain sum of money.<br />

Margaret managed to sell the three subscriptions, and got that doll. It was beautiful, made in<br />

Germany, about 18" high. She kept that doll all through the years, and when her daughter Carol<br />

asked for it, had it repaired for her. So it stays in the family.<br />

Margaret was never as fond of Katherine, her other main doll, as she was of Daisy. But she<br />

kept her too, and when Carol's daughter Linnea asked for her this past year, Margaret and Kenneth<br />

rehabilitated her in the same way. She was a problem because her thigh was missing. Margaret<br />

looked everywhere but could not find it. A great mystery. This was just last Christmas, 1975. A<br />

new thigh had to be carved out of balsa to put her back in shape. A new wig had to be put on, and<br />

new eyes. Most of the clothes were intact.<br />

Kenneth eventually solved the mystery of the thigh. The glass-fiber insulation in the attic was<br />

falling apart, and Kenneth set about finding a way to seal it up with sheets of what actually was<br />

intended to be veneer. And in the process of preparing the rafters to attach the sheets, he found the<br />

thigh tied tightly to one of the rafters. Son Bill many years ago must have done this in some project<br />

of his. Kenneth wrote Bill to find out what exactly he had had in mind, but Bill never answered. So<br />

it remains a mystery. Margaret sent the thigh on to Carol to reunite it with beloved Katherine.<br />

Session #11 November 9, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

10<br />

41:55 Margaret tells of a day when she was sitting and playing out behind the house, probably at<br />

2409 Hartsel Street. Evangeline was there, about two years old, and she was making mudpies. This<br />

was common enough among children of the time, but the thing that was different was that she was<br />

eating them. And she liked it! She had mud smeared all around her mouth. It was something she did<br />

more than once. Adelle had a difficult time curing her of it.<br />

Margaret tells of the practice of Methodist camp meetings. Annually, there was a camp<br />

meeting at Desplaines, and one summer the Mortensons went. Margaret was small. There was a<br />

dining tent, and she wandered in there, sat down, and had a meal. It seemed the natural thing to do.<br />

Her parents, as it turned out, had to pay for the meal, and they were very, very much upset! It cost<br />

them 50 cents. Margaret was made to feel like a criminal. She never did it again!<br />

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11<br />

48:55 Margaret remembers "seeing gorillas" as a child—that is, in her imagination. And eating<br />

gorillas!<br />

Recently, she pulled out the picture of her eighth grade class, and found she could name<br />

almost all the girls. Didn't do so well with the boys. "They were a most unattractive group of boys."<br />

First grade gave her her love of reading. Fourth grade introduced her to sports, especially<br />

softball. She played first base. Was a heavy hitter. Could usually manage two- or three-baggers.<br />

She was likely to be "the cleanup man" on the squad, all the way through college. It was a heavy<br />

ball, and you had to hit it awfully hard.<br />

Her next sport was volleyball, which she learned in fifth or sixth grade, and in which she<br />

broke her leg. This happened at the noon break one day. They played other schools. She leaped<br />

sideways and went down on her left leg, breaking it. Once home, she was stretched out on the couch,<br />

where she lay all night. The leg wasn't set until the following morning, at the hospital. The cast was<br />

very heavy. Crutches were too slow, so she learned to get around—and almost run—on her one good<br />

leg. What she didn't know was that that long period of going on one leg overdeveloped it. Many<br />

years later she discovered that her left leg was shorter than her right leg.<br />

In seventh grade, the park service built two tennis courts near her home, and she began<br />

playing tennis too.<br />

12<br />

57:00 She was now living on the south side of Central Street, which became the dividing line when<br />

the new Lincolnwood School was finished in 1913. One of the finest school buildings she was ever<br />

in. Her first four years of school were in the Central Street School. Then in fifth grade, she and the<br />

other children who lived south of Central Street picked up all their books one morning and marched<br />

en masse down to the new school.<br />

Mary Peabody, her great friend, was shy. Very attractive, pretty. The most domestic of the<br />

three pals, Margaret, Elsie, and Mary. She went to a women's college. Never married.<br />

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HOUR 15<br />

Session #11 continued November 9, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIIA420) Margaret describes the Lincolnwood School. Every room had skylights, so that<br />

they had excellent lighting. Evangeline sent her a picture of the school when she was in Siam. They<br />

had excellent special teachers, such as Miss Ferguson, the art teacher, whose arrival was always an<br />

occasion of delight. She came perhaps one day a week. The children were taken on tours of the art<br />

institute once a year or so.<br />

In the seventh and eighth grades, they were prepared to sing with all the other seventh and<br />

eighth grade students in Evanston in the Evanston Music Festival. A great event. The finest<br />

orchestras came. The finest opera stars. John McCormack, who once would not go on until he was<br />

paid. He was drunk, but then he often sang drunk. A famous story. They had to scramble madly to<br />

find the cash, right down to collecting change to give to the great man. It was wonderful music.<br />

Great music. The children's chorus sang on Saturday, and of course their music was very simple.<br />

They were on a banked stage, sitting just behind the orchestra. Margaret remembers when Rosa<br />

Raisa was the soloist. She came out dramatically and, just as she was about to sing, opened a vast<br />

fan.<br />

A.D. would pay Margaret a dollar if she came home with all A's. That seemed like a lot of<br />

money.<br />

Her neighborhood was a neighborhood of children. Every house seemed to have children.<br />

2<br />

7:15 Margaret recalls going to the beach at Lake Michigan. She remembers the little striped tents,<br />

looking like teepees, the men set up. In these they would change. They were having a picnic. She<br />

doesn't remember how old she was at the time. This was a mile from their home, and they would<br />

take the streetcar to get there and back.<br />

3<br />

8:15 Elizabeth was born March 26, 1912. Margaret was eight and a half. Betty was born by<br />

cesarean section, the first birth of that sort in the Evanston Hospital. It was a near-miracle that Adelle<br />

survived. She was operated on by a surgeon named Dr. Danforth. It was a much more serious<br />

operation then than it is now. The placenta was completely across the exit from the womb. The<br />

incision was large and slow to heal. Grandmother came down from Racine to stay with Evangeline<br />

and Margaret. It was an anxious time, and A.D. wrote notes hour by hour through the ordeal..<br />

4<br />

10:08 In the Harrison Street neighborhood, there was of course the usual alley. Even the milkman<br />

came down the alley. He would never think of driving down the main street. Streets were not for<br />

service vehicles.<br />

Across the alley, directly behind the Mortensons, was the Lehman house, Paul and Janet being<br />

the children. Paul was the proud possessor of one or two toboggans. Tobogganing was a favorite<br />

sport in the winter. Paul would sit in front, and four or so children would get on behind him, and<br />

down they would sweep, 150 feet or so. Everyone envied Paul his toboggan.<br />

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There was a girl in the neighborhood who owned a pony, which was a great attraction, but she<br />

was quite stingy about it. Otherwise, everyone owned bicycles.<br />

Betty was a rascal from the day she was born. "Well, really, it took a little longer than that."<br />

At this time, Adelle began to have health problems. Perhaps because of the operation. She<br />

wasn't allowed to climb the stairs much. Betty would get into some kind of trouble, and then she<br />

would race to the top of the stairs, knowing Adelle couldn't come after her. She would peer through<br />

the railing at her mother and say, "Aha, you can't get me now!" Eventually, of course, she would<br />

come down. She was extremely active. Both Adelle and Elizabeth had tremendous natural vigor.<br />

Adelle's most severe punishment was to make her sit still.<br />

5<br />

15:08 When Betty was two or three, she fell down the stairs, hitting her head. As a result, her eyes<br />

crossed. She also had double vision. Her eyes were perfectly normal before that. She had problems<br />

with them from then on. She had to wear glasses, of course. And as soon as they could, they<br />

operated.<br />

She had scarlet fever at age five or six, and had to go to the hospital. When she came home,<br />

she was still very weak, and Margaret remembers picking her up and carrying her up the stairs,<br />

astonished at how light she was. She was "like nothing."<br />

She was innately imitative. They never had ask her who she had been playing with, because<br />

when she came home, she ZDV that child.<br />

6<br />

18:55 On Lincoln Street, just south of and parallel to Harrison, another block over, there lived a<br />

woman named Lucy Fitch Perkins, a famous writer of children's books. Her books are still read<br />

today. Evangeline was just about the age of her son Larry, and so Evangeline would be invited over<br />

to listen to her reading those books. Mrs. Perkins was trying them out on the neighborhood children.<br />

Margaret was too old for this.<br />

Evangeline had great charm. On Mayday, there was a funny local custom in which the boys<br />

would make little May baskets of woven paper, fill them with wild- flowers, and deliver them to the<br />

girls they admired. There would always be a number of these for Evangeline on the porch, the<br />

morning of May 1.<br />

7<br />

21:15 Adelle had a sense of style when she was young. But the dresses she sewed for her daughters<br />

did not seem very nice to Margaret. She also did their hair. A.D. insisted that his daughters have<br />

long hair. It was some sort of biblical thing. When Evangeline cut her hair, he was practically sick<br />

about it, and since it distressed him, she grew it again. This was her innate compassion at work. She<br />

did it for him. Then, after his death, she cut it again.<br />

Evangeline had a gift for style. A gift for art. Her parents sent her into the art institute. She<br />

took lessons as a child. But when she went to <strong>Wheaton</strong>, there was nothing. She did design dresses.<br />

She began sewing at the age of four, making dresses for her dolls. Margaret did this too. At age<br />

eleven, Evangeline made a dress for herself of tissue gingham, a very sheer and pretty material, in a<br />

check pattern, set into the skirt a band of organdy, and added an appliqué of flowers. It was chic. A<br />

woman stopped her on the street and asked her where her mother had bought the dress. The woman<br />

couldn't believe she had made it.<br />

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8<br />

25:14 In the summer of 1914 Adelle took the children up to Michigan with her to stay at a cottage<br />

on Green Lake. Margaret remembers how much fun the lake was. After a couple of weeks, A.D.<br />

came for his vacation, and they started out on the usual Sunday afternoon walk, when they came to a<br />

stop at a clearing in the woods and stood there in utter horror. The clearing seemed to be filled with<br />

the heads of snakes, huge snakes, one of the worst sights she ever saw in her life. It made them feel<br />

the woods were infested with serpents they knew nothing about. They rushed away. In fact, the<br />

heads were turtle heads. But why anyone had taken so many turtles to that spot and decapitated<br />

them, she has no idea.<br />

That summer was the first time she had ever seen Petoskey stones, which were curiously<br />

marked, very much like the back of a turtle. Beautiful. The children would hunt for them. These can<br />

still be found in that part of Michigan. She has one to this day. Kenneth speculates that they were<br />

fragments of a meteorite.<br />

Another indelible memory of that summer was blueberry muffins. Her mother made them,<br />

and she ate them, and ate them, and ate them, and the inevitable result was: that she threw up! The<br />

really disastrous thing was that Adelle couldn't get the stain out. It was in the bedroom, a round, dark<br />

spot which she left as her mark.<br />

9<br />

30:52 Sewing and cooking were not offered in the school. The girls went downtown for these, to<br />

the Haven Annex. Each girl had a complete set of miniature cooking utensils, a miniature stove,<br />

including an oven, and it was just downright fun. They all looked forward to it. The first time<br />

Margaret made anything was something called junket, a kind of pudding. Each of them had a little<br />

pail which they owned, so they could take home what they made. A little gray enamel pail. She had<br />

skated down there that day, instead of riding the streetcar, so she skated home with her junket in her<br />

pail—and it curdled on the way. But A.D. heroically ate it, because she had made it!<br />

One semester they would do cooking down there, and the other they would do sewing.<br />

10<br />

32:55 A.D. "preached at me an awful lot." She can never remember a word of praise from her<br />

father. Adelle told her many years later that she was his favorite child, but she doesn't quite believe<br />

it. Kenneth says he does. His letters were full of preaching. He never seemed to realize that even as<br />

a child, she had a deep religious feeling. She had starting praying before she knew what praying was.<br />

Of course, they would kneel beside the bed when they were little. He never seemed to recognize her<br />

faith and would preach at her as if she weren't a believer. She got to the point that she avoided him,<br />

smoothly, the way a child can, just slipping way. And yet she knew nothing was too much trouble.<br />

He would give up his lunch hour any day to get something for them. There was just this stiff Danish<br />

quality in him that didn't know how to bend. And yet he saved everything, every little card they<br />

would make for him. He was very cold, though he didn't want to be. Adelle was very warm.<br />

Margaret loved cooking. It was such fun.<br />

In eighth grade, the girls had to make their own dresses, all of them alike, for graduation.<br />

She kept a diary that year. Her spelling was abominable, though she was a good speller at<br />

school.<br />

11<br />

36:03 Adelle's health became a matter of growing concern. She had an enlarged goiter. She and<br />

the daughters would go away in the summer so that she could rest. She had difficulty breathing,<br />

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especially in hot weather, and she found it easier to breathe in the lake environment. In 1915, Adelle<br />

learned from a neighbor about a lake in Michigan called Stony Lake, and that summer they went for<br />

the first time there. Adelle didn't like the lake as much as Green Lake, because the lake bottom was<br />

more muddy than sandy. But it was easier to get to. They went out in a jitney, a Ford. Margaret<br />

remembers how deep the ruts were. They went to Stony Lake from then on. The family built a<br />

cottage at the lake eventually, and there Margaret and Kenneth had their honeymoon.<br />

In 1917, Adelle's condition worsened to the point that she went up to the Mayo Clinic and had<br />

an operation. She was reluctant to go. Had to go up alone. Rode up on the train. Margaret reads<br />

from a diary entry she made the day Adelle left. The operation was April 27. There were three<br />

doctors, the two brothers Mayo, and a third. He was drunk when he operated, Margaret says, and he<br />

took off too much of the thyroid. She stayed in St. Mary's Hospital, a Catholic hospital run by nuns.<br />

She was terribly ill after the operation, and the nuns neglected her while taking wonderful care of the<br />

Catholic woman across the room. It gave Adelle an anti-Catholic feeling that stayed with her for<br />

many years. She would lie there on the bed, trying to eat, and they wouldn't help her. They wouldn't<br />

even change her soiled napkin. But she was a very strong person, and she survived.<br />

She came home in late May. Managed to come to Margaret's graduation. She and A.D. gave<br />

Margaret a gold watch. There were other gifts too.<br />

12<br />

45:15 Shortly after that, Adelle had to go into the Evanston Hospital again, for a long bout. This<br />

time she was beautifully treated by the nurses. Her heart had been damaged by the botched operation<br />

in Minnesota, and she began having a series of heart attacks. Margaret remembers a time when she<br />

knew her mother was expected to die. Adelle was spending most of her time in bed. She herself felt<br />

that she would not survive, and she wanted A.D. to marry again—actually chose a woman named<br />

Leila Treviss. This is something she told Margaret later.<br />

Margaret doesn't know how many heart attacks she had. Remembers at Stony Lake sitting at<br />

the table, looking over, and seeing her mother turn absolutely green. She was having another heart<br />

attack. Ultimately, she recovered.<br />

13<br />

47:32 They all had music lessons. That was part of growing up. Both Betty and Evangeline were<br />

talented musically, naturals. Betty had perfect pitch. Margaret had no gift. Betty had a brilliant<br />

teacher at Northwestern University. But when they moved to <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Betty lost out. She got a<br />

teacher who was deadly. "I've heard it often said that talent is very easily dampened and destroyed<br />

by poor teaching." "Genius can't be stopped. It's like a steamroller. It destroys anything and<br />

everyone in its path, but it goes on. But talent can be destroyed." [In this she is citing a paper once read<br />

to The Literary Society, to which she belonged in Washington, D.C.]<br />

There was always music in the house. Sunday morning, before going off to Sunday School,<br />

Adelle would have them around the piano. At Stony Lake, there was lots of singing. They had an<br />

old Victrola, too, that was often playing.<br />

14<br />

51:05 Margaret reads from her diary May 16, 1917. Hot. Planning to wear her summer nightgown.<br />

Going to take a bath every morning now. In fact, she decided in fifth grade that she liked to take a<br />

bath every day. Adelle didn't see the point in that. One bath a week was sufficient. Both she and<br />

Evangeline had the kind of skin that chapped, and if they bathed often, their skin broke open. This<br />

was not true of Margaret. "I simply liked to take baths. I simply liked to be clean." She remembers<br />

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arguing firmly about it. She was going to bathe every day! And she did.<br />

May 17, she recorded that she put on her summer underwear that day, and she still roasted!<br />

Played a softball game that day. Trying experience. Her garter broke. Hung down. Took it off<br />

carefully. Put it in her history book. Went into the school building, where she put it on again.<br />

May 22, practicing with her violin. Adelle came home from the hospital in Minnesota. She<br />

couldn't talk very well. She came home bringing gifts for the children.<br />

May 24, the children gave the entertainment, which they had planned in honor of their<br />

mother. First, they illustrated nursery rhymes. In costumes they had made. They played music.<br />

They then gave a play called "The Necklace." A lot of work.<br />

Session #12 November 15, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip (Margaret calls it "January 15," but in<br />

fact it was November.)<br />

15<br />

55:53 Margaret reads from her diary again, which she wrote in the eighth grade. She realizes how<br />

busy she was as a child. Her life was very ordered. Full of activity. On January 5 she wrote that she<br />

was going to join a club of twelve boys and twelve girls, organized by the parents. They<br />

divided into three groups, and they had to put on the programs. There was always a debate, and the<br />

group had to get together during the week to get up the program, perhaps a little play. They had a<br />

committee that met regularly.<br />

Monday January 1, 1917, she recorded that the family went skating. Adelle had not skated for<br />

twenty-five years, so she had some difficulty. (Story completed in Hour 16)<br />

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HOUR 16<br />

Session #12 continued November 15, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIIA800) Margaret continues in her eighth grade diary, on going skating with the family.<br />

Betty knocked down two people on her sled, a lady and Daffodil Wilcox. Margaret "cracked the<br />

whip" with several of her friends. She skated every minute of the day.<br />

January 5, the day she got angry at a boy for throwing some ice at Evangeline, and wanted to<br />

hit his head—except that he was too small!<br />

January 12, "we had quite a scuffle in school today." When she came in from recess, she<br />

found history books all over her desk. She knew Levering Cartwright had done it. So she threw one<br />

at him. It hit the desk first, and then hit him in the arm. She found two pieces of rubber art gum, too,<br />

both of which she threw at him. She got him in the nose with the second one.<br />

2<br />

4:38 Elsie, Margaret's childhood friend, visited in D.C. in 1975. She told Margaret that Levering<br />

Cartwright remained as unpleasant as he was as a child.<br />

The living room at home had a library table, with a chair beside it in mission oak. Margaret<br />

would perch on the chair arm, absorbed in something she was reading, and an hour later she would<br />

still be there. Adelle kept trying to get her to change.<br />

3<br />

6:34 That year, 1917, the church organized a youth choir under a Miss Grace Goodman, a music<br />

student from Northwestern U. Margaret became a member. On February 3, Margaret played a violin<br />

in a recital. She was taking both violin and piano. With choir, and lessons and practice on two<br />

instruments, and sports, and school, and the club, and the family, and her special friends, she was<br />

endlessly busy. The junior choir sang for the first time March 4. She was one of the leaders.<br />

She was restricted by not being permitted to go to plays, movies, or dances. She wanted to<br />

see The Prince and the Pauper at the Strand. And a Douglas Fairbanks picture. The other children<br />

in her class all went. And they went to dancing class Saturday nights, which she could not do, even<br />

though she was the best dancer in her class. Evangeline was never as disturbed by the restrictions as<br />

Margaret was. For Margaret, it made for a sense of distance with her father because he was so strict.<br />

Adelle would have let her go, and she cherished that fact for years.<br />

4<br />

10:10 The Club. On March 16, it was Margaret's turn to put on a program. They put on four<br />

scenes from Hiawatha. And living pictures representing songs. It took a lot of preparation. This<br />

was typical. Children had a great deal of initiative. They were forever putting on programs of<br />

entertainment.<br />

A.D.'s birthday was April 7. The children decided to put on Cinderella. Elizabeth was to be<br />

Cinderella. Evangeline was to be "the other things." Their joint gift was a pot of daffodils. For their<br />

play, they made the costumes. Several friends of the family came, so that they had a bit of an<br />

audience.<br />

Margaret reads further from her diary of that year, and comments on it. "I think I should like<br />

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to be an actress. This is my latest idea. I wish I could see movies. Douglas Fairbanks was at The<br />

Strand in 'In Again, Out Again.' I wish I could see it."<br />

5<br />

16:38 Margaret was on the committee that was designated to write the school song. "And it is a<br />

riot." They used Northwestern's fight song as the melody. "Oak trees, elm trees spread out their<br />

branches. Wildflowers and birds all hover near to guard thee, our dear school. To thee we raise a<br />

cheer. Our books and games now are all over. Our desks and rooms now we must leave. But to<br />

thee, our dear school, our hearts will ever cleave." And so on. The chorus, "Then give a rah rah rah,<br />

here's to Lincolnwood. Hurrah. Rah rah. And cheer cheer cheer, best in the land, with a hurrah rah<br />

rah we fight for Lincolnwood, she's perfectly grand. She's got to stand!" Margaret was embarrassed.<br />

6<br />

21:38 That summer Adelle and the girls went up to Somers, where Adelle tried to recuperate from<br />

her surgery.<br />

Betty had a brown spot on her foot, and the chickens would peck at it, thinking that it was<br />

something to eat. There's a memory.<br />

Margaret kept her diary only that one year, 1917.<br />

7<br />

23:30 September 10, Margaret began at the Evanston Township High School. She was now<br />

fourteen. School began at 8:15 and ran until 1:00. She had to take the train to Dempster St., near the<br />

school. She describes various details of school. One of her classmates was Whitney J. Oates, who<br />

later became a Princeton University classics professor and who founded the Woodrow Wilson<br />

fellowship program. He founded Princeton's Council of Humanities.<br />

The word "ponk" (SP?). Used by kids for something not good.<br />

The high school was college preparatory. It provided education in the classics. One year the<br />

school received the Dartmouth Plaque, which was awarded by Dartmouth to the school that had three<br />

students whose grades were the highest. It was the first time that any school outside New England<br />

had won it.<br />

Lunch was served in a cafeteria. There was no afternoon session for the whole school.<br />

Instead, in the afternoon, there was a tutorial program, for free. If they were preparing for college<br />

boards, they would get tutoring to prepare them for it. Margaret did not do tutorial work because she<br />

didn't need to. There were 167 graduates in her class at the end, and Margaret placed fourteenth. She<br />

did not try to be first. There was too much to do to worry about that. Where she was in competition<br />

was in sports. She had an aptitude for it, and it gave her an outlet that her parents permitted.<br />

Miss Metcalfe was a graduate of Wellsley, and she ran the athletic program. She introduced a<br />

full program for the girls, and for the first time, when Margaret was a senior, girls were eligible to<br />

receive the "E" for Evanston High School. Miss Metcalfe married shortly after that and died in<br />

childbirth a year later. They all grieved for her because she had meant so much to them.<br />

8<br />

34:38 Clara, their Swedish maid, worked full time. She took care of the house. Every Saturday<br />

morning before she came, Margaret and Evangeline's job was to clean the house. So they naturally<br />

loved Clara, who took care of that now. But one day, after she had been with the family for some<br />

months, she punished Betty for some infraction by standing her on her head. Which she deserved!<br />

But when Adelle learned of it, she promptly fired Clara. After that, they had "colored" help, and not<br />

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full time, though Adelle needed full-time help.<br />

The word FRORUHG was considered a nicer word than 1HJUR.<br />

Florida Mitchell. Margaret tells again of the day Florida danced outside after receiving the<br />

generous gift for her church. "Dancing in the street with utter and complete joy."<br />

9<br />

38:48 During her high school years, Margaret dropped music. But not, of course, sports. She<br />

studied Latin, French, ancient history, plain geometry, algebra as a sophomore. And English, of<br />

course. As a junior, English, French, Latin, English history, and chemistry. As a senior, English,<br />

French, Latin, Latin composition, and algebra. The "modern classical" program. She was usually the<br />

captain of some team or other. They usually won. As a senior she was in the journalism class,<br />

working on the Evanstonian. And she was secretary of her class.<br />

10<br />

41:30 As a junior, Margaret's English teacher was Miss Effie Wambaugh, a brilliant teacher. She<br />

was quite impressed with Margaret, though Margaret wasn't aware of it. She was impressed first with<br />

her dramatic ability. Most of the students were terrified of her because she would forgive lack of<br />

preparation, but she would not forgive poor thinking. She threw things at you, compelling you to<br />

think. Margaret enjoyed her; found her challenging. One day, Miss Wambaugh came up behind<br />

Margaret in the hall and put her hand on her, whirling her around. "Margaret Mortenson," she said.<br />

"You have the gift of words. Do something with it!" It startled the girl. It stayed with her all the rest<br />

of her life. It actually had a bearing on her decision, when she came back from the mission field in<br />

1937, to see whether she really did have enough of a gift so that she could write professionally. She<br />

wasn't interested in writing amateur things. She had done that all along.<br />

11<br />

47:35 Margaret stops us to show us the pedigree of her dog. Didn't know she'd had a dog. Shows<br />

us pictures from high school.<br />

Her history teacher was Miss Louise Sumner, and in the summer she ran a camp, Boulder<br />

Point Camp, in the Adirondack mountains. In her junior year, Margaret was able to go, for eight<br />

weeks. It was one of her happiest experiences. "Growing up is a painful process. It always is, I<br />

think. It doesn't matter how much a child has." There were about forty girls. It was beautifully run.<br />

Margaret digresses to talk about the black children. The blacks lived in south Evanston, near<br />

Chicago. In high school, there were very few blacks.<br />

She shows us a picture of one of the camp war canoes. She was good at that too. Was usually<br />

in the back, giving the commands and steering.<br />

They had a full days. All kinds of sports. Tennis. Basketball. Canoeing. Swimming twice a<br />

day. Diving lessons. Excellent food. And then there was Anna Morris. They were seated at tables<br />

for four. Anna Morris took any food that she could get. And then too there was the tent-mate, in her<br />

second summer at camp, who made her drop things. She just started dropping things. Miss Sumner<br />

observed this and concluded she was doing it because of the stress of this tent-mate that she disliked.<br />

So Miss Sumner moved Margaret to another tent, and she stopped dropping things.<br />

"I've always felt things. I can go into a room and feel sick to my stomach at the colors on the<br />

wall."<br />

12<br />

58:30 At the end of high school, her heart's desire was to go to Vassar. A number of her friends<br />

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were going there. Practically everyone she knew was going East for college, and she wanted to as<br />

well.<br />

Margaret digresses to tell of the Packard the Mortensons bought. Her father gave up driving it<br />

almost immediately because he couldn't master the skill of braking for corners. He would go around<br />

corners on two wheels. Adelle was an excellent driver.<br />

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HOUR 17<br />

Session #12 continued November 15, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIIA1430) On Margaret's desire to go to Vassar. In those days, when you went to a women's<br />

college, your life was WKHUH. You didn't go off campus. And Vassar attracted her. Dixie Cook's<br />

mother was sure she could get Margaret in. (Margaret's friend in adulthood, Bussie Faulkner, went to<br />

Vassar.) However, Margaret's parents were determined that she should go to a Christian school, and<br />

the school they had chosen for her was <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>. In the spring vacation of her senior year,<br />

her parents took her out to see the college. They rode the Chicago Northwestern out to <strong>Wheaton</strong>,<br />

Illinois, which was the county seat of Dupage County, a town of about 8000. It was a rainy day.<br />

They got into a taxi at the station, in which the back seat was higher than the front—something they<br />

all found highly amusing.<br />

They arrived at the campus, which in those days was poorly kept. The parents were being<br />

very, very cheerful. Daughter was reluctant. The students were gone for vacation. They went into<br />

Blanchard Hall. Margaret briefly describes Charles Blanchard, a handsome man to the end of his life,<br />

a magnificent person. "He was really a great human being." Unfortunately, he was not at the college<br />

that day. Instead, his wife was at his desk, a very bright woman, a practicing physician, which was<br />

unusual in those days, but a woman without charm. She was wearing a soiled, pink blouse of cotton<br />

crepe that was considered by young people at the time as very RXWUp That was Margaret's first bad<br />

impression. The building was old and shabby. The east wing had not been added yet. The whole<br />

place felt gloomy. In one room they found a blackboard with a large circular drawing in the form of<br />

a spiral, and in the very center were the words, "Spit here." Margaret felt disconsolate. This was a<br />

"cow-town college. This was the bottom. This was terrible."<br />

7$3( ,,, 6LGH<br />

2<br />

7:46 From there, they went to Williston Hall, the only girls' dormitory, where they met the Dean of<br />

Women, Mrs. Garlough, whose husband taught mathematics. Another unattractive person. "It was<br />

really a dreadful day." She asked two girls from the East who had not gone home to let Margaret see<br />

their room. In those days, two people had three rooms, a bedroom for each on either side of a study<br />

room. The two girls were Muriel Fuller and Alice Howard [a relative of Elisabeth Elliot]. Muriel was<br />

engaged to Trumbull Howard, Alice's brother. Their father was Philip Howard, editor of the Sunday<br />

School Times, a widely distributed religious paper of the time. All his children went to <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

Alice and Muriel had a corner suite. The two of them were the one bright part of that awful day.<br />

Adelle and A.D. bargained with Margaret that she could have another summer of camp if she<br />

would agree to go to <strong>Wheaton</strong>, and Margaret agreed. She felt she had no choice.<br />

In June, Margaret graduated from high school, and shortly thereafter went off to Camp<br />

Boulder Point for her wonderful summer. She put off thinking of the terrible thing that was going to<br />

happen to her in the fall. Even at the end of camp, she gave so little thought to the fate that lay ahead<br />

of her that she didn't buy a single garment for college. She "just regarded it as the end of the world.<br />

The end of everything. I was being sent into limbo. I was being sent into Coventry. I was being sent<br />

into exile."<br />

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Session #13 November 22, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth Landon<br />

3<br />

14:00 Kenneth tells us of a conference this past week at the Pittman-Potter Center for World Order,<br />

which is headed by Lawrence Wadsworth. This man used to be a colleague at the State Department<br />

and is now a professor at American University. He had invited Kenneth to participate in<br />

the conference, which was on the formulation of U.S. foreign policy with a view to recommending<br />

new policies to be considered by Congress and the new Carter administration. Kenneth showed up<br />

Monday morning, and was assigned to Panel B, which dealt with conflict control. There were four<br />

panels. Among the panel members was an Indian who had once been one of his students and who<br />

had come all the way from India for the conference.<br />

The first day, he met Jeff Kitchen, who had been the number two man to Undersecretary of<br />

State Alex Johnson at a time when Kenneth was Alex's State Department representative, selected by<br />

Walt Rostow, to set up what became the National Interdepartmental Seminar. After the course had<br />

been running for some time, Jeff Kitchen was given the job by Alex Johnson of getting Kenneth<br />

fired. Margaret interjects to speak of Alex and Pat Johnson's jealousy of Kenneth because Kenneth<br />

was "Mr. Siam." She tells of an unpleasant encounter with Pat Johnson at the Cosmos Club.<br />

Anyway, Kitchen assigned an intelligence operative to get something on Kenneth that could be used<br />

as a pretext for firing him. Gen. Brute Krulak of the Marines lusted after Kenneth's job. The<br />

operative who investigated Kenneth came to him eventually and said that all his efforts had come to<br />

nothing. He couldn't get anything on him. "Frankly, I think you ought to receive a special reward for<br />

what you've done in this seminar. You've done a hell of a good job which very few people could do."<br />

He told Kenneth he was going to be fired anyway, so he might as well prepare. And of course the<br />

man was right. Krulak took over as director of the course, and Kenneth became Dean of Area<br />

Studies at the Foreign Service Institute.<br />

So there was Kitchen, at the conference. He was now a consultant, no longer in formal<br />

government work.<br />

Kenneth also met Burt Marshall, who is well known nationally for his writings on military<br />

matters.<br />

Panel B had a Jewish woman who represented the League of Women Voters and was down<br />

from New York. And Kenneth Thompson of the Rockefeller Foundation.<br />

Kenneth (Landon) made two new policy proposals. One was that all Americans abroad, that<br />

is, all American soldiers and military types, should be brought home on the grounds that the strategic<br />

weapons of today do not mandate that use of the military abroad. The second was that all military aid<br />

programs of the future should be adopted for purely military or security reasons and not for political<br />

reasons, inasmuch as all military programs were presently carried out for political reasons at great<br />

waste to the taxpayer. The old policy stemmed from 1951, when Kenneth himself proposed two<br />

small military programs for Southeast Asia which Gen. Lyman Lemnitzer challenged as not militarily<br />

feasible. Kenneth's reply was that they should do them for political reasons. And that became the<br />

standard practice from then on.<br />

The two proposals were very controversial and dominated the discussion for two days of<br />

Panel B. Kenneth himself just listened while everyone wrestled with the issues.<br />

Toward the end of the week, the Indian gentleman—standing across the room—called out,<br />

"Mr. Landon, before you were American, were you British?" Yes, Kenneth answered. The Indian<br />

said that he had thought so. And when did Mr. Landon emigrate? "I think about 1640," Kenneth<br />

answered, and the gentleman howled. "You DUH British! You are pulling my leg!"<br />

After the conference, the Jewish woman came rushing up to him, threw her arms around him,<br />

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gave him a big kiss on the cheek, and told him, "You're the most interesting man I've ever met. And<br />

you tell your wife I said so!"<br />

In the end, the conference could make no recommendations because they had so many<br />

conflicting ideas. Kenneth raised his hand and challenged this. He suggested they recommend to<br />

Congress and the Carter administration that the U.S. look at using international corporations for the<br />

achievement of U.S. policy objectives and, more than that, in the total global context, to achieve<br />

human rights. At this, a German gentleman held forth at length on the evil of American power in the<br />

world, which was already too great, and argued that any extension of it should be discouraged.<br />

Kenneth answered, "I don't share your dirty mind." American power has been more benign than<br />

malignant. And besides, Kenneth wasn't suggesting an extension of American power as such.<br />

As Kenneth was leaving, a Japanese professor came dashing up behind him, a man from<br />

Tokyo. He wanted to shake hands with "the famous Professor Landon." All of his works had been<br />

translated into Japanese. Even his short stories! Everyone in Japan had studied them.<br />

4<br />

38:15 Margaret tells briefly of camp that last summer before college. When they were walking<br />

eight or ten miles, the girls would make up songs, silly ones. She has abundant documentation from<br />

the summer. It cost $250 for camp, plus travel expenses.<br />

A letter came from Muriel Fuller to say that Alice was not coming back for the next year and<br />

inviting Margaret to take Alice's room, a stroke of good fortune. Muriel was a junior. Margaret<br />

reads her first letter from <strong>Wheaton</strong>, in September, 1921. Telling of seeing Myrtle Edman, the sister<br />

of the later president of <strong>Wheaton</strong>—V. Raymond Edman—who wore a dirty pink silk hat on the train<br />

to <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Muriel met Margaret at the station, and took her across the street to the bank to open an<br />

account there. Tuition for the first semester was $97.50.<br />

Trum Howard brings ice cream for the ladies, which Muriel pulls up to her window with a<br />

string.<br />

Rhetoric class, and Bob Neighbour, who was so self-assured that he gave offense. A brilliant<br />

violinist. His pompous correction of the previous recitation. Margaret responded with a correction of<br />

the previous recitation before that—the one delivered by Mr. Neighbour. Couldn't resist the<br />

temptation.<br />

Margaret continues reading from her letters of the time. Professor Straw of the Rhetoric class,<br />

who was eccentric. He was the only person who ever flunked Margaret, in Bible.<br />

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Session #13 continued November 22, 1976<br />

HOUR 18<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIIB300) The Bible course Margaret took with Dr. Straw was the dullest course she had in<br />

her entire life. He gave her a 70, but she got the grade changed to an 85.<br />

The college was small then, about 250. Margaret quickly made a friend, Lois McShane, who<br />

approached her very directly in math class. Almost immediately a group formed around Lois and<br />

Margaret. Lois' family owned a home on the block where Edman Chapel now stands. Mr. McShane<br />

was with the Merriam-Webster dictionary, and rose to a high position. The house was beautiful and<br />

large, but it was torn down to make way for the chapel. The McShanes had a butler they had brought<br />

to <strong>Wheaton</strong> with them. They were very hospitable, and regularly had groups of students over.<br />

The class elected Alex Gale president, who soon began inviting Margaret out. They would go<br />

on Sunday afternoon walks, struggling to find things to talk about. His brother was Bill Gale, who<br />

later coached for many years at the college.<br />

Margaret reads a letter describing an afternoon at the McShanes. Entirely spontaneous. She<br />

only learned years later that it was hard for the people the group did not include.<br />

2<br />

9:00 The Serenade. Another letter, from September 19, 1921. Just as she was about to slip into<br />

bed, there was a blare of music outside. She ran up to the third floor with Muriel, and went out onto a<br />

fire escape to listen to boys who had come to sing to them and serenade them on violin, sax,<br />

mandolin. Everyone had a fine time.<br />

Evanston in those days was called "the Boston of the West," a sophisticated town. <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

was an unsophisticated county seat, and Margaret was acutely sensitive to this.<br />

The college chapel then was on the second floor of Blanchard Hall.<br />

Margaret talks about the Welsh's and <strong>College</strong> Church. The way young Jack was assigned to<br />

escort Elida Sears, which he did that entire year.<br />

3<br />

17:45 The night Margaret spent with Lois at her house. Many times she had dinner with the family.<br />

As they walked after dinner, Lois dropped her change, 50 cents, which they could not find for all<br />

their hunting. A whole crowd of boys assembled to help them. They finally managed to find 40<br />

cents. The Gales ran off with the change and bought peanut brittle with it, which they came back<br />

with. It was all fun. The girls enjoyed teasing the boys as much as the boys enjoyed teasing them.<br />

Margaret dated both Gales, but especially Willis, or Bill.<br />

4<br />

21:53 Margaret had to go home and have her tonsils out. She had many colds, and infections in her<br />

tonsils, so it was felt that these had to go. The operation did indeed eliminate the tonsillitis, of<br />

course. But not the colds!<br />

Kenneth comments that he is one of the few people in the world whose tonsils "simply<br />

dissolved." He had tonsillitis; the doctor said he should be operated on; Kenneth announced that he<br />

wasn't gonna be; and about two years later, the doctor peered into his throat to see how the tonsils<br />

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were, then announced that they had "dissolved." They just weren't there!<br />

Grace Van Hough, whose husband died in the flu epidemic of 1918, and who came to live<br />

with the Mortensons for two years.<br />

Margaret comments that, while she had not mentioned World War I, it was very prominent at<br />

the time it was happening. Everyone was asked to knit socks, and so she learned how. The neighbor<br />

up at the lake who taught her to knit with no wasted motion, so that knitting became almost automatic<br />

and fast. Since then, she has knitted many dresses. Coats for the children. A sweater coat for Kip.<br />

Became quite expert.<br />

Grace persuaded Adelle to let her come and live with them, which she did for two years. She<br />

studied music in Chicago. She was the heiress to a substantial fortune, but she had broken with her<br />

mother, who had adopted her. The will, however, could not be broken, and so the bank was<br />

supporting her. She persuaded Adelle to let her buy a grand piano, and so Adelle's piano went out,<br />

replaced by Grace's. When she left later, she never replaced Adelle's piano, which was a real sadness<br />

for her.<br />

Adelle was very hospitable. Cousin Elroy Bishop also came to live with them for a semester<br />

after graduating from high school. And there was a girl named Peggy Page whose mother died and<br />

who came to live with them for a year. She was the same age as Betty. This was normal. People<br />

were always staying with the Mortensons.<br />

Margaret on her illness, and the nurse Grace arranged to come and care for her. The nurse's<br />

comment on how muscular Margaret's body had become through all her sports.<br />

Margaret observes that before that time, she had been able to gargle and sing at the same time,<br />

but from then on, she was never able to do it again!<br />

5<br />

32:45 That fall was the beginning of the end of A.D.'s life. None of them realized it at the time,<br />

including him. He had always taken Margaret to football games, and one favorite game they liked to<br />

go to each year was the Chicago-Wisconsin game, because those were two powerhouses. He was<br />

only able to get three tickets on the Wisconsin side of the field. The game was very exciting.<br />

Chicago was well ahead until close to the end, when Wisconsin put in a new halfback. In those days,<br />

substitution was very limited. If you went out, you could not come in again. This was the halfback's<br />

first game, and the change in the game was incredible. He promptly ran for two touchdowns and won<br />

the game for Wisconsin. In any case, either during the game, or at least that afternoon, A.D. had his<br />

first stroke. In a letter he wrote the next day, he commented on his difficulty writing. He thought he<br />

was suffering from a nervous affliction. In hindsight, one realizes that the cause was the first of a<br />

series of strokes that finally took his life four years later.<br />

From then on, while he tried to work, he was "very nervous," and work was a struggle. He<br />

was only forty-six years old. He became increasingly aware that he wasn't well. He joined the<br />

YMCA to get more exercise. He was sure that he would get better. But in fact he deteriorated<br />

steadily, and nothing could be done.<br />

Session #14 December 7, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

6<br />

38:04 Kenneth tells of his memory that he never took a book home to study in high school. His<br />

memory also is that he didn't have good grades. But this week, to his surprise and embarrassment, as<br />

he went through records of the time, he discovered that his grades were excellent. He reads from a<br />

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letter to his mother shortly after Bradley's death. She was staying in Brooklyn for a time in her grief.<br />

He said he had learned to play the trumpet and looked forward to doing duets with her on the piano.<br />

He also said that he could play the flute well enough to perform in an orchestra. There had been a<br />

play at school, and he had played a dope fiend. He had a syringe, and a real opium pipe with a long<br />

stem which he smoked on stage. The kids called him "Dopey" for a while after that.<br />

He tells of Katherine Lindner's pathetic letters in the aftermath of Bradley's death.<br />

His interview with Dean Schneider of the Cincinnati engineering school. The regime<br />

involved working two weeks and being in school two weeks, off and on through eleven and a half<br />

months of the year. It was an arduous process. The Dean told Kenneth he wasn't qualified for<br />

engineering school. But the Dean had admired Bradley, and Kenneth tried to cash in on that. In the<br />

end, Schneider told him he would give him a chance. He had so much math in that one year that he<br />

never had to take math classes at <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

7<br />

44:32 He lived at the home of a Mrs. Heintzman, where Bradley had lived. He shared a room with<br />

two other people, one of them Bennie Batson, who looked like a chipmunk, with protruding front<br />

teeth. An amiable person who always sat on the floor to put on his socks and shoes. His son later<br />

took up a career in Siam. The other man was a son of a Russian count with a long, elaborate name.<br />

The name he used at university was Felix Visk, a tall man who of course spoke Russian.<br />

They never got the lights out before two a.m. The study regimen was very demanding.<br />

Besides that, Kenneth was in the ROTC. For two weeks, Kenneth would work in the shops in<br />

Meadville, working through Saturday. Then he would catch a train overnight to Cincinnati, go to<br />

church with Katherine, take her dancing in the evening, and wearily appear for classes Monday.<br />

Mrs. Heintzman's husband was a laborer. She had a trucker who came every other day or so<br />

with food and vegetables, and he would sit in the kitchen and talk. She told Kenneth that he was like<br />

a second husband to her.<br />

She was a medium, and she began telling Kenneth what Bradley, now dead, was telling her.<br />

She had regular seances in her home with a regular clientele. She told Kenneth that her beautiful<br />

daughter had died. It was then that she learned of spiritism and found that she could communicate<br />

with her dead daughter. She had an ongoing and intimate relationship with her daughter, and two<br />

good men in her life. She was happy. She told Kenneth many things out of his childhood which he<br />

assumed Bradley must have told her, some of them things he was surprised Bradley would have<br />

talked about.<br />

Bennie and Kenneth decided to really give Mrs. Heintzman a show. They figured a way to<br />

have an explosion of light go off during one of her seances. Kenneth sat on the stairs listening to the<br />

seance, as Mrs. Heintzman intoned, and at the right moment, he signaled Bennie, who set off the<br />

lights. Whoom! Exclamations from below. Mrs. Heintzman caught on right away, of course, but the<br />

incident made her famous and more successful than ever.<br />

At Christmastime, Kenneth was close to flunking out. He had problems with chemistry.<br />

Other courses too. But by dint of great effort, he managed to get his grades up to an acceptable level.<br />

By spring, he was getting fed up. He had no time for anything but engineering.<br />

8<br />

54:52 Once a year Aunt Katie put on a party for Katherine Lindner, and that year they were six<br />

couples. They went to Wong Yi's. Quite a party. But a rare thing for him because he had so little<br />

time.<br />

The following summer, Katherine went to Gull Lake with the Landons, a thing she had done<br />

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before. People there seemed to think Kenneth and Katherine were "heathens" and tried to stop them<br />

from dancing!<br />

Kenneth reads a letter from spring, 1922. Going to the zoo with Katherine. His work at<br />

school. His school schedule in the coming months. His co-ordinator tells him he wants Kenneth to<br />

move his job to Cincinnati because he had to work in a shop that had a co-operative relationship with<br />

the university, which the shop in Meadville did not. He would have to take a pay cut to do this. He<br />

had some status and good pay in Meadville. He was working on most of their machines. This was a<br />

factor in Kenneth's decision not to return to Cincinnati.<br />

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HOUR 19<br />

Session #14 continued December 7, 1976 Kenneth, Margaret, Kenneth, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIIB700) Kenneth was at Gull Lake, pondering his future, going to one Bible conference<br />

sermon a day—which was his deal with his father. He liked the preachers. Remembers Bill<br />

Pettingill, and a man named Evans, a predecessor of the Louis Evans presently pastoring National<br />

Presbyterian here in Washington. Kenneth had his usual canoe. Went down the lake now and then to<br />

dances. Went swimming daily. He was sitting on the pier there one day when he encountered old<br />

Dr. Blanchard in a very saggy bathing suit, with his magnificent head of hair and mustache. And<br />

Blanchard asked him where he went to college. Kenneth answered impulsively that he didn't. He<br />

had just quit. In that instant, he realized he had made his decision. "I often do this. I'm very<br />

impulsive in my decisions. But I've never regretted them. This is the way I do. I suppose I've gone<br />

all through the process inside of me. At any rate, I've always made my decisions quickly,<br />

spontaneously, easily, and without pain. I've never struggled over them."<br />

Blanchard said, "Why don't you come to my college." And Kenneth said, "What's your<br />

college?" He said, "I'm the president of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>, <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois." And Kenneth said, "Is<br />

that one of these tea-hound colleges?" Blanchard didn't know what that was, so Kenneth explained to<br />

him that it was a liberal arts college whose students were very la-di-dah and went to tea parties and<br />

had a lot of time and that "we engineering students looked down on them because they had a lot of<br />

time and we didn't." No, Blanchard answered, it's a Christian school. And he started asking about<br />

Kenneth's parents.<br />

The next thing Kenneth knew, one of the trustees of <strong>Wheaton</strong>, a man named McCarroll, came<br />

to talk to him about the college, and at the end of their conversation suddenly went down on his knees<br />

to pray. So Kenneth got down too, and the two of them prayed a little bit. The upshot of it was that<br />

Kenneth decided, Well, I'll give <strong>Wheaton</strong> a try. Brad and Mae agreed to help him financially, since<br />

he would not be working in <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

2<br />

4:45 Brad took Kenneth out to <strong>Wheaton</strong> to look the place over, and Kenneth wasn't terribly<br />

impressed. Then they went into the registrar's office, where Greek Smith presided. Brad sat there<br />

uncomfortably, turning and turning his derby hat in his hands. Then in walked this handsome, tall,<br />

blond girl, whom Kenneth noticed immediately. He turned to his father and said, "You know, I think<br />

I'm going to like it here. This isn't such a dump." Margaret interjects that this sounds apocryphal, but<br />

Kenneth asserts that it is true. He started immediately to ask about her. Found out she was a<br />

sophomore, and since he was to be a sophomore, he felt this would help a bit. He asked Zoe Landon<br />

about her, who told him that he didn't have a chance. Margaret was the favorite of the football team.<br />

A tennis star. "How about me?" Zoe said. He did date Zoe, and also Isabel Mann, a homely girl but<br />

always well dressed, and then Catherine Tate, who later married Ralph Varhaug. But his real interest<br />

was Margaret Mortenson.<br />

Kenneth had one thing going for him that he didn't realize at first, which was that he had an<br />

old friend in Lois McShane. Lois and he had been at Gull Lake together. At <strong>Wheaton</strong> he "horsed<br />

around" with Lois quite a bit, and played a lot of tennis with her. Margaret didn't want to play tennis<br />

with him because she could beat him, and did! Lois began inviting Kenneth to all the McShane<br />

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parties, and there he would be with Margaret, and he would ask for her dates, and she would always<br />

have a date already. It didn't matter what he asked her for, she had a date. He finally got to the point<br />

where he felt it was hopeless. So he challenged her. There is some time in the future that you don't<br />

have a date, so when is it? She couldn't think of one. So he said, Well, let's begin. And he began<br />

going down the days. Margaret knew the jig was up, and so they finally found an occasion far<br />

enough in the future so that she could brace for the "awful experience."<br />

Once he got his foot in the door, he could work from there on. It wasn't very long before he<br />

was attempting to monopolize her time. He reads from a letter he wrote later in the year, concerning<br />

Margaret. Not sure at that point whether he was making progress with her or not.<br />

3<br />

10:32 Margaret's perspective on the first date. She begins telling us about Otie Fuller, Muriel's<br />

brother. He kept asking Margaret for dates up to a year ahead! This was partly Muriel's doing,<br />

because she had taken a great liking to Margaret. Alex Gale and Bill Gale were dating her also. So<br />

she wasn't deceiving Kenneth when she kept saying she already had dates.<br />

Margaret digresses to talk about her father's illness. She tells of the letter he wrote in August,<br />

1921, before she went to college, when she was at camp, concerning his fatigue and nervousness and<br />

his having to take a week off from work. So it seems to have begun that early. He was the kind of<br />

person who rose very early to have a time of prayer, and worked hard all day. He drove himself. She<br />

tells of the football game during which or just after which he had his first small stroke. His letters of<br />

the time are difficult for her to read even now. He kept hoping and expecting to get well. But she<br />

didn't get the full import of them at the time. By the time she was a sophomore, he was no longer<br />

able to work. But the Curtis Publishing Company took care of him. He had worked for them twenty<br />

years by then.<br />

Margaret reads a letter about a boat trip across Lake Michigan with a friend named Ann,<br />

returning to college.<br />

September 19, 1922. A rainy day. The courses she signed up for. The girl she helped to<br />

register the previous afternoon. "The only other new person I have talked to was a boy by the name<br />

of Kenneth Landon." She and Lois were sitting in the registrar's office that afternoon of the 18th<br />

when in walked Kenneth with his father. Kenneth went right up to Lois and asked if she were the<br />

Lois he knew from Gull Lake. Lois was an important factor in their meeting. Margaret's impression<br />

of Kenneth—<br />

She digresses to tell us about Greek Smith, a little old man who taught Greek—his name was<br />

George; originally there had been two George Smith's, and this one had come to be known as<br />

"Greek" to distinguish him—a man of eighty that you would see tottering out precariously to the<br />

football games. In those days the school was so small that the teachers doubled as administrators.<br />

Greek did everything very slowly, and this was maddening to Brad, whose life moved at a much<br />

faster pace. On his bulletin board at the beginning of every year, Smith would write out in Greek,<br />

and under it in English, "Cheer up!"<br />

Margaret describes the classroom in Blanchard Hall where she and Kenneth met. Both of<br />

them were very well dressed. She refers several times to Kenneth as the "boy" she met. Kenneth was<br />

wearing trousers that had bell bottoms with a slash that opened as he walked to show a colorful bit of<br />

fabric underneath. He says it was red, but she says it was blue. That night, there was a reception for<br />

new students, and she remembers talking to him there. He made a favorable impression on her. But<br />

that was that.<br />

Kenneth even got up a skating party to try to get Margaret skating, he tells us, and he had to<br />

invite various boys, and girls, all of whom were under the impression that he had invited WKHP. Not a<br />

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success.<br />

4<br />

26:35 Kenneth reads a letter about a class fight in school with the freshmen, the "frosh." Prexy<br />

gave a speech in chapel about loving our fellow man and ended up telling them they were all yellow.<br />

Kenneth and his pals "stacked" the rooms of their adversaries, throwing everything on the floor.<br />

He tells of joining the Beltonians, a literary society, for which he prepared a musical program.<br />

Margaret was an Aeolian. The literary societies had their own halls.<br />

Several times Kenneth was observed walking arm in arm with Miss Isabel Mann. This was<br />

not done, and people began praying for them. "Such is life in a small community. Write<br />

immediately, if not before."<br />

Kenneth is going through his letters of the time. He gets into all kinds of theological stuff, he<br />

says.<br />

Ruth Nowak receives the word that her mother in China, a missionary, has been massacred.<br />

November 22, 1922.<br />

Supper at McShanes. "Mrs. Mac and I have a bad case on each other. She is some sport." In<br />

the aftermath of the fight at college, "She calls me 'my protector.' I asked her if she meant 'chest<br />

protector.'"<br />

5<br />

32:00 Margaret reads September 25, 1922, letter detailing all her expenses for the past week. Her<br />

mother had written from Stony Lake, Michigan, that it would help if Margaret could earn something<br />

to cover her minor expenses, and she wrote back to say that she had found a position in the library,<br />

but that it yielded only 15 cents an hour. And she would be working only one hour a day. Bus fare,<br />

1.25. Supper, 30 cents. Ticket on the boat across Lake Michigan, 3.75 and .90 for the berth. Tips 40<br />

cents. Breakfast 30 cents. Bus 8 cents. Breakfast 25 cents. Toothpaste 50 cents. Dinner 40 cents.<br />

Supper 30 cents. Tuition $55. Books $7.20. Board $5.50 a week. And so on. It all totaled $89.01.<br />

6<br />

37:18 Kenneth speaks of the four literary societies, Aeolians and Beltonians, that is, women's and<br />

men's, and two others, Excelsiors and Philolethians. They would compete with each other. Reads<br />

from letter from his second year at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, his junior year, which turned out to be his senior year.<br />

March 24, 1924, he wrote concerning the Tower yearbook, for which he was the advertizing<br />

manager who arranged for all the ads. He had been working hard on it, spending most of his time at<br />

Mortensons. He was involved in the design and drawing and artwork. The ideas were Margaret's.<br />

He added that he had a wonderful talk with Mrs. Mortenson the previous week. She told him<br />

that when he first started to go with Margaret, she didn't like him at all. And of course, he couldn't<br />

blame her any. He had been fast, she didn't know how far he had gone, she was afraid for her<br />

daughter, and rightfully so. Even when he was at the lake visiting her, Adelle was afraid of him.<br />

Wouldn't even let him take Margaret out on the lake at night. This school year, as she came to know<br />

him, she grew to like him better. He said he had opened up something of his life to her, and found<br />

her to be a very wise woman, very humble. She didn't ask him any questions that he couldn't have<br />

evaded if he had so desired, he wrote. "I've always been able to evade anything I want to." She<br />

commented that Kenneth must have had an unhappy home life. (He is writing this to his mother,<br />

Mae. He tells her that he has said nothing about his home life and that Mrs. Mortenson has drawn her<br />

conclusions in some other way. He does not dispute what she says.) "Well, believe me, Mother dear,<br />

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there is one real woman. I am quite gone on her, and she has certainly brought up her family well<br />

and wisely. Yet she is so humble and unassuming, one cannot appreciate her at first."<br />

Kenneth and Adelle became great friends. He felt a strong affection for her.<br />

7<br />

41:40 Kenneth and Margaret's first "important date" was late in the spring of 1923, the Belt<br />

banquet, one of the big social events of the year. Margaret still has the little token from that banquet.<br />

She speaks of Alex Gale, who also was interested in her, who had to give up his college education to<br />

go home and run his parents' farm. He tried to keep up ties with Margaret, but it was impossible.<br />

She would never have married him, she says.<br />

8<br />

42:30 Margaret tells of the time in the summer of 1923 that the family started out for Michigan in<br />

"Old Henry," as they called the car. It was a Ford. A.D. was no longer working by this time. Adelle<br />

was driving, and she was an excellent driver. A.D. put too much air in the tires, and Adelle knew it,<br />

and said so, but he would not listen to her. He was a very sick man by this time. They had to drive<br />

straight through Chicago, which was quite an ordeal. The roads across Indiana were still gravel, and<br />

they hadn't gone far when one of the tires blew. It was hot. Out they got; A.D. jacked up the car;<br />

changed the tire; they went into the next town to get the tire fixed. Went a few more miles when the<br />

second tire blew. Three tires blew in all. They were so delayed that there was no way they could<br />

reach Stony Lake.<br />

Adelle embarrassed Margaret terribly by calling up Mrs. Gale, Alex's mother, who promptly<br />

invited them all to stay the night. Margaret has a set of pictures taken there. It was a large family,<br />

and there was plenty of space. An older brother, Irving, two sisters, Angeline and Adelaide, then Van<br />

Dusen, who was running the farm when he accidentally killed himself one day climbing a barbwire<br />

fence with a loaded shotgun, then Alex and Bill and a younger brother Grant. It was because of the<br />

accident that Alex had to return and take over the farm. Alex took Margaret out to see the fence<br />

where Van had died, which was distressing to her.<br />

That summer he came up and visited the Mortensons at Stony Lake. He would do nice things<br />

for her. Send her candy. She felt sad to disappoint him. He ended up very successful in his farming.<br />

Married and raised a family.<br />

9<br />

50:00 Kenneth writes of an Easter morning "praise service" at the Mortensons. April 21, 1924.<br />

Tells of going out with others to a home for the poor, to celebrate with them. And of Mrs.<br />

Mortenson's coming out after them in her new Buick. She was a bit shaky driving this.<br />

He speaks of learning to touch type, in ten days.<br />

Margaret tells of an ice cream "eating race" she partook in, much to her chagrin.<br />

He tells of the gorgeous letter paper he gave her for Christmas, the nicest she ever had in her<br />

life. It seems to have made no impact on her. But for him, it was quite a gift. He felt it was his first<br />

important gift. His mother had told him you could only give a girl flowers and such, so this was<br />

something different and special.<br />

10<br />

59:05 Margaret begins to tell of the morning the girls snuck out to play football. At <strong>Wheaton</strong>,<br />

football was a losing proposition, but the students were enormously faithful to the team. They played<br />

out on Lawson Field, with a small bleacher. Most people stood on the sidelines.<br />

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HOUR 20<br />

Session #14 continued December 7,1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth Landon<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IIIB1230) Margaret continues her story of the girls going out to play a football game. They<br />

had been watching football all these years and decided they wanted to go out and play it, see what it<br />

was like. Lillian Norris, who later married and became Lillian Weaver, managed to get the helmets<br />

and equipment. They all went out very early in the morning because they didn't want anyone to see<br />

them. They knew they could never get permission to do something like this. It was October 29,<br />

1924. The sophs and seniors played the frosh and juniors. Neither side won, but they had "a jolly<br />

time." Margaret was the right end. Betty Dara played left halfback, an extremely beautiful girl.<br />

Margaret digresses to tell us about Blanche Murdock, who came to college with a set of<br />

trunks filled with clothes. Margaret especially remembers that she had forty-two pairs of shoes. She<br />

played the organ beautifully. Set out to marry Bill Harper, and did, but it was a tragic marriage. In<br />

any case, she too was a beautiful girl. Both she and Betty were from families of great wealth.<br />

Mrs. Dara, Betty's mother, came to a prayer meeting at which she said something Margaret<br />

remembered all her life. She said that she hoped these two girls she had brought would come to<br />

know at college that "to be was more important than to have." She said it beautifully and gently.<br />

Those two girls "had." But they "weren't." Mrs. Dara had epitomized them.<br />

Adelle had hot cocoa and crackers for all the girls when they came back from the game.<br />

The girls dressed in bloomers to play. They got a sense of how hard the game was. Margaret<br />

can't remember much of what she did in the game, however.<br />

Session #15 December 13, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

2<br />

5:05 On the great flu epidemic of 1918. The "Spanish flu." Margaret reads an article on it. In a<br />

few months in 1918, this flu circled the world. At least 23,000,000 people died around the world.<br />

550,000 in the U.S. People in the prime of their lives. Coffins would be stacked in the streets, filled<br />

with bodies. Whole villages were wiped out. Everyone in the Mortenson family came down with the<br />

flu except A.D. He was practically immune to colds and respiratory diseases. The other four of them<br />

all had it at the same time, each in one of the four bedrooms. A.D. stayed in the hall. Margaret<br />

remembers the steady procession of funerals going by outside. She tells how the osteopaths lost none<br />

of their patients during this epidemic, whereas the doctors did. For Margaret, it was like any other<br />

flu, but just more severe.<br />

3<br />

11:30 Kenneth tells (again) the story of the time his father Brad condemned the coal from two<br />

mines in Pennsylvania. The mines were large ones, employing many people. Brad wrote that the<br />

coal from them could not be used in a locomotive. Brad had not known that the president of the<br />

railroad and his son were intensely interested because the son owned the mines! He was selling all<br />

his coal to the railroad. In the end, the mines were closed.<br />

Kenneth tells of meeting the woman in his office many years later whose father had worked in<br />

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one of those mines. Her great anger toward Kenneth. Her father had lost his work, and the entire<br />

family had undergone great hardship. She upbraided him and rushed out of the room. Later returned<br />

and apologized.<br />

The problem with this coal was that it formed large "clinkers" which tended to suppress the<br />

fire, a serious problem in a steam engine.<br />

4<br />

19:27 On the Beltonian Banquet, Kenneth and Margaret's first important date. Held at Gary<br />

Memorial Methodist Episcopal Church. It was June 15, 1923. Kenneth sang in a quartet. The Belt<br />

Quartet. Kenneth sings,<br />

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5<br />

21:40 Kenneth continues to sing,<br />

When father hung the paper on the wall,<br />

he hung the parlor paper in the hall.<br />

He papered on the stairs, he papered on the chairs,<br />

when father hung the paper on the wall.<br />

Oh, when father hung the paper on the wall,<br />

the ladder slipped and he began to fall.<br />

Like some birds of a feather, we all got stuck together,<br />

when father hung the paper on the wall.<br />

Oh, I'm waiting for a check from home,<br />

Oh, I'm waiting for a check from home.<br />

Oh, I wish, oh, how I wish that it would come.<br />

Oh, my board is overdue, and my room rent too,<br />

Oh, I wish, oh, how I wish that check would come.<br />

Kenneth was the program chairman for the Belts that year. He recalls the night they put on a playlet<br />

called "The Halitosis Blues." Kenneth wrote to the Listerine Company and told them he was going to<br />

put on a play featuring Listerine, and asked if they could furnish samples for the audience. They<br />

responded with two cases of Listerine which the quartet distributed as they sang their song:<br />

I got the blues, I got the blues!<br />

I got them halitosis blues.<br />

A paraphrase of a prohibition song of the time,<br />

I got the blues, I got the blues,<br />

I got them alcoholic blues.<br />

No more beer my heart to cheer.<br />

No more whiskey, used to make me frisky.<br />

No more highballs, no more gin,<br />

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I wonder when we're gonna to get it in agin'.<br />

I got the blues. . . .<br />

Each literary society had a well-furnished room for its meetings, and the meetings were<br />

scheduled for each Friday night. No other occasions were scheduled Friday nights. The Belts would<br />

always have "extemporaneous" and "impromptu," which were different. With "impromptu," you<br />

went up to the front and were given your subject on the spot. You had to hold forth immediately.<br />

With "extraneous," you were given about fifteen minutes to think about your subject before speaking.<br />

The members took the programs very seriously. The Aels would post their program days<br />

ahead. Someone would be assigned to prepare an essay to read. Kenneth speaks of typing<br />

Margaret's, his usual job. Someone would read Scripture and pray. Someone would deliver a lecture<br />

on some subject. Someone else would perform music. And so on. People were given platform<br />

experience. Roberts rules of order were used. It was a leftover from the nineteenth century. Very<br />

British.<br />

Kenneth mentions the time he played his balalaika to accompany the glee club.<br />

6<br />

33:27 Because of Kenneth's incredible eleven months at Cincinnati, he was able to skip his junior<br />

year at <strong>Wheaton</strong>. He had worked like a dog at Cincinnati. Never got to bed before two in the<br />

morning. <strong>Wheaton</strong> gave him credit for all that work. When he came to the end of his first year, he<br />

was called into the registrar's office and told that if he took a course or two in summer school and<br />

then so many hours each semester the following year, he could graduate in June a year earlier than he<br />

had expected. Kenneth was astounded and promptly decided to do it.<br />

So that summer he stayed in <strong>Wheaton</strong>. He worked at the ice plant along with Red Grange.<br />

He KDG been working for Mrs. Rodin at her restaurant south of the tracks, waiting tables. When he<br />

bought the engagement ring for Margaret—from Mr. Wilson's jewelry store in Meadville—he bought<br />

it entirely with tips he had received at Rodin's. It had two chip sapphires on the sides with the<br />

diamond in the middle. Wilson assured him the diamond was a good half carat. He carried it in his<br />

hip pocket waiting for the chance to use it. Seemed to carry it forever until the moment finally came<br />

and he could whip it out. Margaret was stunned. Didn't know he was carrying it, of course.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth wrestle with just when they became engaged. He kept asking her, but<br />

she was very "wary." She had provisos, and he wasn't about to marry anyone who had provisos. She<br />

tried to back out more than once. In any case, their memory is that they were sitting on a curb. "And<br />

it must have been spring," of 1924. [In 2/14/77 session, they remember that the date was actually<br />

September 22, 1924.]<br />

The Mortensons moved to <strong>Wheaton</strong> in the fall of 1923. Muriel had graduated in June.<br />

Margaret had lived in Williston her first two years. Kenneth tells of Margaret and his setting the all -<br />

time record for length of walk from the Tower to the Williston dormitory. Two steps forward and<br />

one back. That year Evangeline graduated from Evanston High School. Margaret again speaks of<br />

how provincial <strong>Wheaton</strong> was compared to Evanston, and yet, once she got there, she realized the<br />

quality of the people at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, which made the difference.<br />

7<br />

45:33 The Mortensons went up to Stony Lake as usual that summer of 1923. They drove up<br />

through Michigan all the way to Minnesota to visit A.D.'s sister Thorina Olena Mortenson Graves, a<br />

school teacher who married late. A difficult person. Married Chauncey Arthur Graves, a widower.<br />

His son Russell was one of her students, and she met him through Russell. They had married in<br />

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1918, when she was forty-two. The roads along Lake Michigan were terrible. This is the same<br />

summer of the visit with the Gales, when the tires blew. A.D. was so nervous that it was hard on<br />

everyone. At one place, they had to cross on a ferry, and they saw a tremendous, old-fashioned car<br />

get on the ferry, an open touring car in which the women wore full-length dusters to protect the<br />

elegant clothes they were wearing. They arrived in Duluth to visit Auntie Trine, when word came<br />

that Grandmother Mortenson had died. Immediately they set out for Racine, completing a circle of<br />

the lake.<br />

Margaret recently learned that Russell Graves made his home in Washington, D.C., for many<br />

years, never communicating with her or Kenneth. She learned of this when his obituary appeared in<br />

the newspaper.<br />

8<br />

54:30 Grandmother had been very active in the church, which had originally been founded by<br />

Danes and Norwegians. They had all loved her. She wasn't educated, but she was a warm person.<br />

After the funeral, the Mortensons went back to Stony Lake. Then Adelle found a buyer for the house<br />

in Evanston, which sold for $12,000. She rented a modest house in <strong>Wheaton</strong> at 610 Irving St., which<br />

is still standing. They moved there before school started. Evangeline began college that fall, and her<br />

and Margaret's living at 610 Irving saved the family money.<br />

Mr. McShane was promoted and moved his family East that year. Lois came to live with the<br />

Mortensons at 610 Irving. Kenneth came to the house a lot. They would go to church Sunday<br />

evenings, sharing supper at the house beforehand.<br />

Kenneth remembers A.D. He was very reserved, and kept a tight inner grip on himself all the<br />

time. Seemed very cold.<br />

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Session #15 continued December 13, 1976 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IVA210) A.D. kept a sort of diary during his illness. Betty remembers standing at his door<br />

and hearing him weeping inside. But he tried very hard not to visit his problems on the family.<br />

There was an incident in which Margaret had been chosen as one of the marshals for the<br />

Baccalaureate, and she said that she had to be there at 10:00. A.D. said that, No, she was not, she<br />

was to go at 10:30, and he would not let her leave. He was incorrect, and as a result she missed what<br />

was considered quite an honor. He was stricken by what he had done once he realized.<br />

In her sophomore year Margaret made up her mind to get a special scholarship. There was<br />

just one offered to a student in each class, the person who attained the highest grade average. She<br />

had reasonably good grades, but she had never tried in a competitive way. Now, with A.D.'s inability<br />

to work, and the family financial problems, she did. Her problem was Greek Smith and Earl<br />

Windsor. She would have perfect Greek recitations day after day, and yet Smith would only give her<br />

a 90. She needed 95's. Earl Windsor was the history professor. Margaret was a history major. In his<br />

class, she had 95 at the end of her first six weeks, and a second 95 at the end of the second six weeks.<br />

Then one day he came to the book store, and Margaret teased him. He was only a few years older<br />

than she. At the end of the course, he awarded her a grade of 70. It was vindictive. It cost her the<br />

scholarship, which would have been $200. It was a bitter experience, and because of it, she gave up<br />

on the history major and decided to major in Greek. This meant she had courses to make up, which<br />

forced her to do some courses the following summer.<br />

2<br />

6:08 Kenneth graduated in June, 1924. His mother was unable to come to his graduation because<br />

of her health. Only Brad came.<br />

That summer he worked at the ice plant, working nights. Then for Mrs. Rodin from 5:30 to<br />

7:00 a.m. Red Grange worked days, delivering the ice.<br />

Kenneth tells what A.D. said to him when the engagement was announced. "Young man, I<br />

have praying for you since before Margaret was born."<br />

The announcement of the engagement was October 11, 1924, and it was a formal occasion, a<br />

luncheon with all their friends as guests. Margaret reads us the entire menu and guest list. After<br />

lunch, they all went to a football game.<br />

Margaret reads a letter Mae sent her in November welcoming her into the family. A sweet<br />

letter. Kenneth was not at this luncheon because he had gone to Princeton Theological Seminary.<br />

Margaret still had a year of college. Kenneth wanted to get married after she graduated.<br />

He candidated for a church that first year and won it over an experienced pastor named Wiley<br />

Young, a fine preacher. But the congregation liked Kenneth better, and paid him $20 a week. This<br />

was at Columbus, New Jersey. He had a second church, a little country church, which paid him $5.<br />

He had to have a car to do this, and so the Columbus church bought him a second hand car, a dingy<br />

Ford coupé. That first summer he took that car and mixed up varnish and paint and also threw in<br />

some shellac for good measure and painted that thing out in a field one day. It was the shiniest thing<br />

in that whole part of the country!<br />

He immediately wanted to get married "because I was making all this money." He not only<br />

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had two churches, but also a manse.<br />

3<br />

15:34 In the spring of 1924, Margaret and Ruth Nowak went to a tennis tournament down state,<br />

driven down by Adelle. Margaret went a certain way in the singles, but then she came up against a<br />

girl who was a tremendous athlete, preparing for the Olympics, and lost to her. The girl won the<br />

singles. Margaret and Ruth were paired against that girl and her partner in doubles, and had the<br />

match won, when Ruth went to pieces. It was a bitter disappointment. She just suddenly began to<br />

giggle and laugh and couldn't stop. They were in the final set. She was unable to hit the ball, and the<br />

two of them lost.<br />

4<br />

18:45 When Kenneth and Margaret were first going together, she commented on a little Italian girl,<br />

how pretty she was. Kenneth replied that she might look all right from the front, but her neck was<br />

dirty! The next time he saw Margaret, he noticed that her neck was all red. She had washed it to the<br />

point of irritation to make sure KHU neck wasn't dirty.<br />

Margaret tells of her childhood decision to take a bath every day. She had a liking for<br />

cleanliness. Muriel use to laugh at her and say, "Margaret, you smell like a baby!" She was so clean.<br />

5<br />

20:38 Miss Elsie Dow, the English professor. Whenever she made a point, she would draw herself<br />

up and sniff in an exaggerated way. She was a tremendous person, the only professor at <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

that Kenneth truly enjoyed. She was known as "The Good Ship Elsie Dow." When she walked, all<br />

you could see were her feet twinkling along below and this rotund body covered from jawbones to<br />

ankles sailing along like the Little King in the cartoon. She could easily have fitted into Harvard<br />

University. Dow was way beyond any other professor at <strong>Wheaton</strong>. She had an incredible memory<br />

and could quote freely from many sources. She knew English literature and could take any piece of<br />

literature and bring it alive. She was the only person who could make poetry interesting to Kenneth.<br />

He studied hard for her classes and thoroughly enjoyed them.<br />

Other teachers he remembers not so favorably. Dr. Straw, a fuddy duddy. He used to keep<br />

his cow in front of the college. Chuck Weaver once brought the cow and put it into Dr. Straw's room<br />

as a joke. You can imagine the mess. Poor Dr. Straw came in, saw the mess, and burst into tears.<br />

This happened before Margaret came to the college. It was a joke that wasn't really funny, but that<br />

showed Straw was human.<br />

On another occasion, at a graduation, Chuck and Enoch Dyrness drilled holes in the ceiling<br />

above the chapel and during the ceremony sifted pepper down through the holes onto the faculty, who<br />

began to sneeze, of course. "That one was a little bit funny!" Margaret says. This too happened<br />

before Margaret's time.<br />

The third thing they did was to attach a rope to the bell in the Tower and run it down through<br />

the trees outside, where they hid and rang it. No one could figure out who was ringing the bell.<br />

6<br />

27:35 Kenneth tells of his misadventure the time he stole the "donkey" from the junior table at the<br />

Washington Banquet. It was held in the gym that year. Bill Gale and he got together to take this<br />

thing. Bill was going to block, because he was the stronger of the two, and Kenneth was going to<br />

take the donkey, because he was the quicker. So at a crucial moment, Kenneth made a flying leap,<br />

whipped the donkey off the table, and all the juniors came after him. They swept over Bill Gale as if<br />

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he weren't there. Kenneth had the donkey over his shoulder, a papier maché thing. He had a habit,<br />

something he stills does sometimes, when he has a long flight of stairs and a banister, of taking off<br />

with a hand on the banister and sliding all the way down, brrrr. He took off just about when the<br />

juniors hit him and didn't touch a step until he was close to the bottom, at which point his heel caught<br />

on a step. His left ankle was wrenched and terribly sprained. The donkey was torn to shreds. The<br />

juniors roughed him up a bit, but they had nothing to recover. He had destroyed their donkey! He<br />

was hurting so much he couldn't do anything. He feared his ankle was broken, but he hopped back<br />

up to the banquet because he wasn't about to miss that. He managed to get his shoe off, but when<br />

things were done, he found he couldn't get home. Pete Wall carried him all the way on his back.<br />

Instead of ice, Kenneth put his ankle in a bucket of hot water! The ankle swelled up half his<br />

leg. It was suggested that he see a doctor, which he did, but the swelling was so great that the doctor<br />

couldn't tell him anything. Kenneth went around on a crutch until the swelling went down. It wasn't<br />

broken. Just a bad sprain. To this day, the ankle gives him trouble if he steps the wrong way.<br />

Session #16 January 24, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

7<br />

32:38 Kenneth speaks of his easy adjustment, after his wild youth, to the strict rules of the <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

environment—no smoking, no movies, no dancing. He had undergone a real spiritual experience in<br />

the aftermath of his brother's death, according to Margaret, and this was a factor in his adjustment.<br />

Furthermore, he says, "I absorb very rapidly when I take on a new interest, as you know." How he<br />

and Margaret have done this throughout life, building a bibliography and going into each new interest<br />

in depth.<br />

He speaks of his absorbing the influence of the great preachers at Gull Lake. He also<br />

memorized many chapters of Scripture and could recite by heart whole books of the Bible. He had<br />

always worked, from the time he was a child, and when he worked, it was in line with an interest he<br />

had. At <strong>Wheaton</strong>, he just went into that world enthusiastically. "I've always been enthusiastic about<br />

whatever I was doing at the time." At <strong>Wheaton</strong>, the whole atmosphere was religious, and he<br />

immediately tried to get into the Gospel team—although they didn't want him. When he was<br />

Princeton, he was hardly there when he began casting around for where he could pastor, where he<br />

could preach, and how he could go about building his bibliography.<br />

8<br />

38:01 At Princeton, within a month after he moved in with Billy Irwin in Hodge Hall #109, his<br />

middler year, he had started a book business. He didn't have much money. He was anxious to buy<br />

books, and haunted theological bookstores looking for what he needed. A widow came along who<br />

had a fairly large preacher's library, and she asked a number of people what to do with it. Someone<br />

directed her to Ken Landon, who decided that he would auction the books, setting them up in lots.<br />

He said that he would take his pick of ten books from the library as his "fee," and would charge her<br />

nothing.<br />

Billy Irwin was a real "deadbeat," an ex-GI, very flashy, a skinny little man who was very<br />

wealthy and drove a big Cadillac and owned a big house. He had no right to a room on campus at all,<br />

but he had one for his convenience. He came in one day and found the whole sitting room filled with<br />

the books, which made him very unhappy.<br />

Kenneth put up signs around campus announcing the auction. He disposed of the whole<br />

bunch in about two hours. The boys just poured in. Sent the widow a money order for the amount.<br />

Doesn't remember the amount, but it was substantial, and the widow was very happy with him.<br />

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This got him started, and he just kept his book business going from then on and did very<br />

nicely. By the time he was done, he had an excellent theological library of his own. "I never had a<br />

dissatisfied widow." The word got around, and other women brought libraries to him to dispose of.<br />

Irwin was dismayed, because the rooms were always full of these books.<br />

9<br />

44:45 At <strong>Wheaton</strong>: there was no men's dormitory. The original men's dormitory was in the top<br />

floor of Blanchard Hall. Margaret talks about the accommodations for the students. Houses. Court<br />

Cottage. Old Victorian houses. Private homes. The YMCA house, Bartlett Hall, where Kenneth<br />

lived—across from the Christian Science Church—on N. Main St. The college was growing so fast<br />

that it could not keep up with the demand for student housing.<br />

His roommate in Bartlett Hall his first year was Wesley Ingels, who worked in a bakery.<br />

Wesley was always bringing in baked goods, pastries and breads, but always a day or two past their<br />

prime. The two of them had a huge double desk, an executive desk, which both of them used. [The<br />

session is interrupted.]<br />

Session #17 January 31, 1977 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

10<br />

49:00 Kenneth continues with the story of Wesley Ingels. Wesley had to get up around four-thirty<br />

a.m. to go to work, and so he would go to bed quite early. He was accustomed to going to sleep with<br />

the light on as Kenneth studied, and then to the light's going out. Time would pass, and then often<br />

Kenneth had to wake him up. Wesley would sleep right through the alarm clock. One night,<br />

Kenneth was thinking, Gee, I'm tired of this. So at about midnight he turned the light off in the study<br />

room and went to the bedroom. The house was dead quiet. Kenneth took his shirt and shoes off,<br />

went downstairs, turned on the light, and pretended to be getting up after a night's sleep. "It's time to<br />

get up," he announced. Poor Wesley dragged himself out of bed, put on some clothes, went all<br />

through the morning routine, and set out for work—at which time Kenneth stopped him. He didn't<br />

actually let him go all the way to work!<br />

One night, Wesley fell asleep while praying beside the cot. Inspired by this, Kenneth rigged<br />

the cot so that with the slightest bit of movement, the whole thing would cave in, and turned the light<br />

out. Sure enough, in a few minutes there was the most awful crash. Not a sound for a moment, then<br />

a wild moan. "Oh God, Oh God." Wesley stumbled around, turned the light on, apologized for all<br />

the noise.<br />

He wasn't a bad guy. Later wrote a book about <strong>Wheaton</strong>, possibly named The Silver<br />

Trumpet.<br />

11<br />

53:48 Kenneth had another roommate the following year, Harry Coulter, who was an ex-GI.<br />

His letters of the time speak of how ill Mae was when he visited at home. But she was in a<br />

happier frame of mind because Brad was treating her better in her illness. He was also pleased that<br />

Kenneth had decided to go into the ministry.<br />

Brad came to visit Kenneth for a week to ten days. After a day or two, there was the usual<br />

friction between them.<br />

Kenneth wasn't sure what he wanted to do in life. But many of his friends at <strong>Wheaton</strong> were<br />

going to Princeton, and so it was natural to think of going there. It was WKH seminary for<br />

Presbyterians. The great scholars in the conservative church movement— who were more or less<br />

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fundamentalists—were at Princeton. The two leaders were Robert Dick Wilson, who was the world's<br />

greatest Semitic philologist of the time—he used over forty-five languages and dialects—and the<br />

great Greek scholar, Das Machen, whose books on the New Testament were recognized<br />

internationally.<br />

In his letters, he often described Elsie Dow and her mighty sniffs. This was the summer of<br />

1924.<br />

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Session #17 continued January 31, 1977 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IVA600) Kenneth, on his decision to become a minister. It was rather sudden, with no great<br />

turmoil of soul. He tells of how he never agonizes over his decisions, going over the pros and cons.<br />

"That's not for me." He just decided, simply. "I'm going to be a preacher." Margaret says that he<br />

had made this decision before she ever knew him. He never talked about anything else. So he must<br />

have decided when he first went to <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

2<br />

2:27 Kenneth and the song he so often brings forth, a song from Meadville, from the dancehall,<br />

which he used to sing with the balalaika. He had many songs he sang with the balalaika.<br />

Oh my little Bimbo, down in the bamboo isle,<br />

she's waiting there for me. She'll wait a while.<br />

I've seen wrecks, plenty of wrecks out on the wide, wide sea.<br />

But by heck, never a wreck like the wreck she made of me!<br />

Oh my little Bimbo, down in the bamboo isle,<br />

she's waiting there, and she'll wait a while.<br />

So much of the music then was gay and silly, Margaret says. It was just fun.<br />

3<br />

4:30 Margaret's surprise at how widely Kenneth had read. The Golden Bough and so on. He was<br />

a rapid reader, and read widely. He was eclectic. He was just as fond of "The Submarine Boys" as<br />

he was of the classics. Jack London's stuff.<br />

4<br />

5:32 That summer of 1924, there was a little gang of Bill Gale, Ralph Varhaug, Kenneth's very<br />

special friend, and Dick Hicks, and they were forever going swimming. Each morning at 5:30,<br />

Kenneth would open up Mrs. Rodin's restaurant and work through breakfast. Then he went to class,<br />

and after that he had to read at least five hours a day studying for Miss Dow. And on top of that he<br />

was working nights at the ice plant. He was pulling 400-pound cakes of ice, using a crane and then a<br />

pair of tongs to pull them by hand. He would saw them into 100-pound blocks. Red Grange would<br />

come in the morning, along with another man, and pick up these 100-pound blocks to load them for<br />

delivery.<br />

Grange was a <strong>Wheaton</strong> boy. He grew up on Main Street, Margaret said, and he played at the<br />

high school. He had a friend who played with him who was considered an even finer athlete until<br />

they moved on to the University of Illinois. That's when Grange became known as "The Galloping<br />

Ghost." Nobody could stop him. His friend didn't make it there, and the sports writers speculated<br />

that it was because of his small feet. Grange had very large feet.<br />

Kenneth had a big row with Mrs. Rodin one day because he had come in late a couple of<br />

mornings. She eventually backed off and invited him to take her swimming, which he did. The thing<br />

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was, she couldn't swim. A big woman. One of the fellows would take her to the top of the slide and<br />

shove her off, and Kenneth would be at the bottom to catch her. She came down flat on her back,<br />

mouth wide open, screaming. From that time on, Mrs. Rodin's husband, Bill, called him "Kenneth."<br />

He was impressed at the way Kenneth had handled his wife, and it made him affectionate.<br />

The star waitress at Rodin's was Henrietta, and the greatest compliment Mrs. Rodin ever paid<br />

Kenneth was at the end of that summer when she told him he was as good a waiter as Henrietta.<br />

5<br />

11:24 Margaret kept all Kenneth's letters, but he burned all hers. He took them all over to the<br />

furnace at Princeton, just before the two of them set out for Siam in 1927, and committed them to the<br />

flames. His family tended not to keep such things, but hers did.<br />

A.D. had his first stroke in Margaret's freshman year, 1921. She did not fully understand the<br />

tragedy of it as it was happening. They all kept expecting him to get well. During her sophomore<br />

year, he gave up his work. He could not go on. And that summer of 1923, Adelle decided to move<br />

the family to <strong>Wheaton</strong> for financial reasons. The pension the Curtis Publishing Company was giving<br />

A.D. was not sufficient with two daughters going to college.<br />

Margaret discusses Evanston again. The influx of blacks during World War I. On the<br />

Swedish maid who punished Elizabeth by standing her on her head, leading to Adelle's dismissing the<br />

maid. Margaret tells again of Florida Mitchell, who was a naturally cultivated person, though<br />

without education, and who had a high sense of responsibility. She did everything well. She said of<br />

her husband, "He ain't purrfect, but he does pretty well," and this became a Mortenson family saying.<br />

The day Florida danced on the sidewalk for sheer joy after the Mortensons gave her a<br />

generous gift for her church.<br />

By Margaret's senior year in high school, Evanston was one-third black.<br />

The German butcher who would always say, "And vhat else?" to his customers with each<br />

purchase.<br />

6<br />

21:00 Evanston was laid out in squares. An alley was required on every block. The trash was<br />

picked up daily. If it snowed, a horse would come with a little plow to clear the sidewalks. There<br />

was a music festival every spring, which brought in famous performers. John McCormack. Caruso.<br />

Gallicurci. Rosa Ponsel. Rosa Raisa. Adelle always sang in the chorus. It was one of her great joys.<br />

All of this gave Evanston a quality that was missing from <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

The first day Adelle was in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, she discovered there was no alley, of course. But she<br />

got a garbage can and set it out, and nothing happened. She learned that there ZDV no municipal<br />

garbage collection. You had to dispose of your trash yourself.<br />

Betty was eleven at the time. The move ruined her musical education. She had had an<br />

excellent teacher in Evanston, but the poor quality of the teaching in <strong>Wheaton</strong> snuffed out her gift. It<br />

was an example to Margaret of the saying, "Talent is easily killed. Genius, you cannot stop." Betty<br />

also lost out in her schooling. She was never able to complete her education in the fine Evanston<br />

schools.<br />

The house was at 610 Irving St., Kenneth says.<br />

7<br />

27:35 A.D. was quite difficult. He didn't want to be. But things upset him. Margaret tells of the<br />

incident when she was chosen a marshal for the graduation ceremony and for the Baccalaureate.<br />

Adelle had made her a charming, short, white dress. She was about to set out when A.D. stopped her<br />

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and prohibited her from going on time. He was certain the correct time was later. When he learned<br />

what he had done, he was stricken. But he had done it. He was unreasonable. Margaret found<br />

herself drawing in to avoid the trouble as much as possible.<br />

They had a lot of fun that year. Archie McKinney was often at the house because he was<br />

dating Evangeline, and he was full of fun. He was a fine athlete, and many years later he was chosen<br />

for the <strong>Wheaton</strong> hall of fame. He was a basketball player. He was not tall. Of average height. But<br />

he could jump to a great height. He just went straight up, like a ballet dancer.<br />

Kenneth graduated that June of 1924, but stayed the summer for summer school in order to<br />

complete his course work. [At one point earlier, he seemed to have said that it was the summer of<br />

1923 when he stayed for summer school. But in fact it was 1924.] The Mortensons went off as usual to<br />

Stony Lake.<br />

8<br />

31:08 The people who lived next door to the Mortensons in <strong>Wheaton</strong> were named the Wrights. The<br />

son Paul Wright became a fine professor of chemistry at <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Mr. Wright was a janitor, and<br />

Mrs. Wright was unrefined. Their house was always quite dirty, and it smelled. Once, Margaret and<br />

others went over to the Wright house for some reason, a week after Thanksgiving, and there stood the<br />

carcass of the turkey, still on the table. Nothing of the Thanksgiving dinner had been cleaned up!<br />

9<br />

32:43 So Kenneth graduated and went off to Princeton, entering as a junior—the term for a firstyear<br />

student. Margaret's senior year is mostly gone from memory. Kenneth was gone. A.D. was ill.<br />

It wasn't a very good year. Kenneth and Margaret wrote quite a bit, of course, several letters a week;<br />

but all her letters were later burned. She would try to turn Kenneth on to poetry, but he just couldn't<br />

get it. He comments at length on this.<br />

Margaret wrote "The Spirit of <strong>Wheaton</strong>" that year, a piece that has been used often at the<br />

college since then. Kenneth was always a great admirer of her ability to write. She reads us the<br />

essay.<br />

10<br />

37:18 Margaret secured a position for the following year teaching at Bear Lake, Michigan.<br />

Interestingly, the sermon for her Baccalaureate program at the time of her graduation in 1925 was<br />

delivered by Das Machen (J. Gresham Machen) of Princeton, Kenneth's teacher. It was quite a coup<br />

for <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Margaret graduated June 17, 1925.<br />

11<br />

39:10 That was the last summer of A.D.'s life. There was a man in <strong>Wheaton</strong> named Rufus Park, an<br />

art teacher, who in the summer would take a bus called a caravan and lead an evangelistic tour. That<br />

summer, he took A.D. Mortenson with him. They drove up into the northern peninsula of Michigan<br />

and stopped in little towns to hold services. This was a joy for A.D., although he was too reticent to<br />

be a good preacher. There were people afterwards who wrote Adelle, expressing appreciation for<br />

things he had done. Margaret has always been glad that he went on that trip because it made the last<br />

weeks of his life so happy. He loved it. She has many pictures from the trip.<br />

Adelle and the girls were at Stony Lake when they received the word August 15 that A.D. had<br />

died. It was sudden when it happen, at Ontanogan (SP?), Michigan. The funeral was in Racine,<br />

Wisconsin, in Uncle Chris' house, and the burial was in the Oakwood Cemetery in Somers,<br />

Wisconsin. Margaret does not describe the events.<br />

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Later, in 1953, Adelle had his body moved to <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

All too soon after the funeral, Adelle took Margaret up to Bear Lake to start work there. It<br />

was a difficult time.<br />

12<br />

43:17 After his summer school the summer of 1924, Kenneth went first to Brooklyn and visited<br />

with family there. Then went down to Princeton and a got a room on the third floor of Alexander<br />

Hall. He roomed with Harry Coulter, in a nice, big room that looked out on the quadrangle. His first<br />

day was a warm day, and the windows were open, and he was sitting there looking at Margaret's<br />

picture and thinking of her and of their engagement, when all of a sudden a lovely tenor voice came<br />

up from below, "Oh Darling! Oh Darling!" Kenneth's heart did a flip flop. "Oh Darling!" Kenneth<br />

heard the window overhead open up, and this rich, fruity baritone answered, "Yes, Love!" And<br />

Kenneth thought, Oh God, what am I into?! He went over to the window and looked up, and here<br />

was this great face peering down, looking like a bloodhound—he always looked like a bloodhound,<br />

and had the most mellifluous voice Kenneth had ever heard—and then he looked below, and there<br />

was Love down below. They were roommates, Eddie Love and Ding Darling.<br />

Darling was an incredible preacher in the use of words and tone. He had an enormous church<br />

in Pittsburgh. All of the students had to preach sermons at Princeton, even in their first year, with<br />

faculty listening and evaluating, and Ding Darling delivered one of his Pittsburgh sermons, with all<br />

the enchantment of language, and everyone was simply enthralled. The man who was evaluating that<br />

night stood up and said that it was easy to see that Mr. Darling was going to be one of their most<br />

famous preachers; it was a pity that he had nothing to say.<br />

13<br />

47:27 The juniors started off studying Hebrew and Greek, and they were informed that at<br />

Christmastime the top ten of the fifty studying Greek would then go into a special class with the<br />

famous Robert Dick Wilson. Kenneth was the last one to make it. He worked his head off to do this,<br />

and it drove Harry Coulter crazy because Kenneth studied out loud. And very much so. The<br />

Kenneth of today gives us a dramatic demonstration, sounding like a priest chanting in Greek. It<br />

tended to drive Harry out of their room to the library.<br />

The study was so intensive that they were soon reading the Hebrew in the Old Testament.<br />

The teacher was very pedantic and methodical and put them through an incredible regime of study.<br />

14<br />

49:38 The first time Kenneth met Robert Dick Wilson, a man in his eighties. Wilson had laid out<br />

his life in sequences of fifteen years. Fifteen years he was going to study. Fifteen years he was going<br />

to write. Fifteen years he was going to teach. Forty-five years of career. He did just as he intended,<br />

and then didn't know what to do with himself, so from then on he did all three types of work<br />

simultaneously. Wilson came into Kenneth's room in the evening—there were four or five of them<br />

there—introduced himself and asked, "Any of you boys got a little bit of tabaccy?" He pulled out<br />

this huge calabash pipe, a great big calabash pipe, and put it in his mouth. One of the fellows pulled<br />

out his pouch, and Robert Dick Wilson took that pouch and began packing tobacco into his pipe,<br />

packing in more and more until the thing was entirely full. He handed the depleted pouch back, put<br />

the pipe in his mouth, took a match out of his pocket and looked at it for a while, then took his pipe<br />

and put it in his pocket. All of sudden he pulled out another pipe, a little pipe with a tiny little bowl<br />

full of tobacco, put it in his mouth, and lit the match. That was his idea of a little joke, and of course<br />

they all howled.<br />

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Robert Dick Wilson was married and had a huge house.<br />

15<br />

52:00 Das Machen lived on the fourth floor of Alexander Hall. A bachelor. Machen would come<br />

around to all the buildings and go up and down the halls wailing, "Nobody loves poor Das! Poor Das<br />

is all alone! But if anyone VKRXOG love poor Das just a little bit, or even just OLNHG him, they FRXOG<br />

come up to his room, and they might find some dates and figs and apples and nuts and oranges!"<br />

And then he would go upstairs on his hands and knees. He leaned forward and more or less fell up<br />

four flights of stairs that way. The students would follow him up the stairs, and there in his room<br />

would be a table filled with things to eat, just as he had said, and they would all sit around and talk.<br />

The scholarship was excellent. One brilliant professor after another. Charlie Erdman, a great<br />

homiletic professors of the day, who was pastor of the Princeton Church there. Everyone would go to<br />

hear him preach.<br />

On what a great institution Princeton was at that time, "before it fell apart."<br />

Kenneth's major at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> was philosophy, he tells us. Professor Bowles was the<br />

philosophy professor, but he was actually a geologist, and Kenneth knew more philosophy than he<br />

did.<br />

Session #18 February 14, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

16<br />

56:20 Kenneth reads the first letter he wrote Margaret from Princeton. He comments on how<br />

expensive it was there. "Every time I breathe, it costs a dollar."<br />

He speaks of learning from reading his letters of the time that he and Margaret only became<br />

engaged on September 22, 1924, not the previous spring, as he had thought. In his letters he referred<br />

frequently "to that memorable occasion." He wrote that his address was Room 32 in Alexander Hall.<br />

By October 2 he was already deep into Hebrew, and in a letter he wrote the alphabet into his<br />

letter to Margaret. He lists his classes.<br />

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HOUR 23<br />

Session #18 continued February 14, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IVA1117) Kenneth and Margaret continue on their engagement in September. She was<br />

astonished when he whipped out the engagement ring that he had ready. And it fitted! He knew it<br />

would because he had fooled around with her rings and had learned that one of her rings, which she<br />

wore on her ring finger, would just fit around the little finger of his left hand. Not his right hand,<br />

which had been ruined by baseball when he slid into first base. He had bought the ring from Wilson's<br />

jewelry store in Meadville, setting it aside at first until he had paid so much on it. He paid for it from<br />

his tips at Rodin's that summer of 1924.<br />

2<br />

1:28 On how Kenneth got into Robert Dick Wilson's Hebrew class. Not one <strong>Wheaton</strong> boy at first<br />

made that top group of Hebrew scholars. Kenneth did not make it either in his first try. Professor<br />

Allis, the regular Hebrew professor, had apparently taken a shine to him, and called around<br />

personally to tell him that he hadn't made it. He was impressed with Kenneth's ability and wanted<br />

him to try again.<br />

That class of Kenneth's, the class of 1927, was the most brilliant that Princeton had had in half<br />

a century, and the competition was an incredible scramble to be top dog. Every last one of the class<br />

went on to become successful in one way or another. Because of the unusual quality of the class,<br />

Wilson decided to expand the original ten to twelve in the first division. So Kenneth tried again, and<br />

the second time succeeded.<br />

Das Machen declared a big quiz on the Tuesday that started vacation, which he did<br />

deliberately to stop students from leaving school early.<br />

Kenneth reads a letter to Margaret in which he told her he had made the first division in<br />

Robert Dick Wilson's Hebrew class. Professor Allis informed him as before. "So tonight I went to<br />

Dick's class and had a circus." Wilson was forever cracking jokes and making funny remarks. He<br />

had a trick that Kenneth adopted in his own teaching and found very effective. He would walk into a<br />

class, pick out one student, put his face right into the student's face, and ask him questions. The<br />

dialogue would go on eyeball to eyeball, and it was very effective. It held the entire class riveted.<br />

The poor guy who was the victim—oh boy. It meant that they all knew they had to have their stuff<br />

prepared in case they were the one!<br />

Kenneth became his favorite student. He was the only one in the entire class that Wilson<br />

invited to go to Germany for three years on a special scholarship to take advance studies in Semitics<br />

with a view to returning to Princeton as a professor.<br />

3<br />

8:45 Kenneth met Das Machen in the hall, one day in March, who asked him to announce that there<br />

would be a meeting of the Checkers Club in his room that night at 8:30. He did, and he went, and a<br />

big gang was there. The room was not very big, and the twenty students filled the place, eating the<br />

food Das had put out for them, and playing checkers and chess. Every now and then Das would<br />

come out and say in a mock-sad tone, "Don't be tightwads, fellows. Remember? My room, number<br />

39." That was typical Das.<br />

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In March, Kenneth was still looking for a church to lead.<br />

4<br />

10:12 Kenneth tells of hearing a missionary from Japan called Reischauer—the father of the<br />

present-day Ambassador Reischauer to Japan. Reischauer was the "big man" in missions to Japan,<br />

and Kenneth was impressed.<br />

The annual banquet of the Seminary Club that March, WKH affair of the year. Kenneth was a<br />

sick boy that morning. He felt so bad that he went out for a long run to feel better. Typical of him.<br />

Went to all his classes that day. Decided to go to the banquet anyway, though he didn't feel like<br />

eating. Once there, he ate his head off, naturally. Everybody got to singing, and he began singing<br />

too. He felt better and better.<br />

Princeton did not have "Greek" fraternities. They had eating clubs, four of them.<br />

Putting on the rope-skipping stunt. He was quite a rope-skipper. Had all sorts of tricks.<br />

He writes that he has the "agency" for Eerdman's books for the following year.<br />

The day "Dick" called him to review an entire chapter in Hebrew, parsing all the sentences<br />

and verb forms—for which Kenneth was unprepared. But he did it all perfectly.<br />

5<br />

15:45 One day, Kenneth was going across the campus, about noontime, and Robert Dick Wilson<br />

was coming along at the same time. They stopped to talk. Wilson was a very friendly man. He<br />

looked at Kenneth "owlishly" and said to him, "Do you drink tea?" Kenneth promptly answered<br />

"Yes." He would have answered \HV to anything Wilson asked. And Wilson said, "Then come to tea<br />

today." "What time?" Kenneth said. Wilson was walking away by then, turned, and threw over his<br />

shoulder, "Ten o'clock," and continued on his way.<br />

Kenneth describes Wilson's program for his life, and the period he was in at this time, in his<br />

eighties. He was working on his masterpiece, which he expected to be the capstone of his life, to<br />

disprove modernism. He was against it. He was very conservative. Not truly a fundamentalist,<br />

though he was a favorite of fundamentalists. Once President Blanchard of <strong>Wheaton</strong> came to<br />

Princeton and sat in on Wilson's class, the only time in Kenneth's memory that Wilson did not bring<br />

out his pipe and smoke.<br />

He was about five-nine, a little stooped, very active. And he was always challenging the boys<br />

to a footrace. He claimed he could outrun any of them at a hundred yards. Run them right off their<br />

feet. No one ever took him up on it. "We didn't want him to drop dead!" He had a full head of long<br />

hair, down over his ears and onto his neck. He always had his pipe, and he had extra pipes in his<br />

pockets here and there. Sometimes, he would stick his pipe in a pocket still lit. Kenneth thinks he<br />

did it as a stunt.<br />

So, the invitation to tea. It didn't hit Kenneth for a moment. Ten o'clock? Today? Why, it<br />

was past ten already! Then he thought, That joker. He wants me to come round at ten tonight! So,<br />

Kenneth got himself ready and went over to the house.<br />

It was a huge, old, brick mansion with the third floor occupied where they had a daughter who<br />

wasn't "quite right in the head." Wilson's wife was very brilliant and eccentric, and the two of them<br />

had eccentric children. When Kenneth arrived, the house was all dark. This huge, brick mansion<br />

with windows that looked to be ten feet high. The windows came down almost to the verandah and<br />

went all the way up to the top of the porch.<br />

Kenneth couldn't find a bell, but he found a knocker and gave it a whack. Nothing happened.<br />

What to do? He whacked the knocker again. Nothing happened. He reached out a third time to<br />

whack the knocker, but it wasn't there. The door had opened, quietly. And there, standing in the<br />

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door, was a ghostly looking girl, who said, "Yes?" There was almost no light behind her at all.<br />

Kenneth explained himself, and she seemed to understand and invited him in. The only light he<br />

could see inside the house was coming from under two doors. The girl directed him to one of these<br />

and told him to go in, which he did.<br />

The room inside was lit. He looked back, and the girl had disappeared. There seemed to be<br />

no one in the room, which was as long as a living room. There were books from the floor to the<br />

ceiling on all four walls, and the center of the room was all blocked off with rotating bookcases,<br />

many of them. Then Kenneth saw a cloud of smoke coming up and realized that it had to be coming<br />

from Wilson's pipe. He dodged around and found his way to the great man, who welcomed him<br />

enthusiastically and invited him to sit down. There were four or five chairs around, but every one<br />

was stacked high with books. You couldn't think of just clearing a chair of books. They had all been<br />

put there with a purpose in mind, all within the professor's reach. The only place to sit was the floor,<br />

and so Kenneth sat on the floor—literally sitting at the great man's feet. He leaned his back against<br />

the desk, and talked over his shoulder to Professor Wilson.<br />

"Glad you came!" Wilson said, then reached over, grabbed a book, and handed it to him.<br />

"Here's a word. You don't know it. You go all through that book and hunt for that word, and every<br />

time you find it, you identify where it is."<br />

"What language is it?" Kenneth asked.<br />

"Assyrian," he answered.<br />

"Thank you," Kenneth said.<br />

So Kenneth sat at his feet with a pad of paper and went all through the book hunting for that<br />

word. "Don't you dare miss one!" Wilson asserted. He was going to build his "argument" on how<br />

many times that word appeared. He needed a lot of occurrences, but he needed to know exactly what<br />

the number was.<br />

Kenneth thought, "Gee, where's the tea?"<br />

He chased that word in that book and in several other manuscripts. And in this way, Wilson<br />

got him started on a Semitic language other than Hebrew. The two of them worked together in<br />

silence until midnight, with Kenneth wondering what in the world was going to happen.<br />

At midnight, all of a sudden, the door opened, and in came the girl pushing a big teacart.<br />

"Oh," Wilson said. "Well, this is real fun," he said. "I guess we'll have to stop." The daughter wasn't<br />

bad looking, but strange. The other children were strange too.<br />

There was food of all kinds on the cart. The girl left, and Kenneth stood to have his tea and<br />

cookies. He was tired of sitting on the floor. After twenty minutes or so, Wilson announced that that<br />

was enough; the girl appeared again and wheeled away the teacart; and Wilson handed Kenneth more<br />

books.<br />

Kenneth thought, My gosh, I want to get to bed!<br />

At two a.m., Wilson announced that he guessed it was about quittin' time. He said that he had<br />

formed a lifetime habit of studying from ten to two a.m. The best time to work. Whatever social<br />

occasion he had to go to, he always left early enough to have his study time at ten o'clock. He had to<br />

put in his four hours a day. He had been doing this for many years.<br />

Wilson escorted Kenneth to a side door, pushed him out, and said, "That was real fun, wasn't<br />

it?!" And invited him back for the following night. Kenneth of course said \HV. And he did. It<br />

started a relationship that ran from then on.<br />

Unfortunately, Wilson's daughter decided that Kenneth was for her, and pursued him for some<br />

time.<br />

There was another child who was "absolutely insane." And a boy who died of brain fever.<br />

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6<br />

30:10 On riding the train to Princeton. Kenneth suddenly breaks into song,<br />

Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine.<br />

Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine.<br />

Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine,<br />

Riding on the dummy, on the dummy dummy line.<br />

Margaret describes meeting a couple of the Wilson daughters, arriving on the train from a concert<br />

they had gone to, both greatly overdressed.<br />

Kenneth describes the day he and other students arrived and found that the prettiest of the<br />

daughters had gotten herself all "spiffed out as though for a ball." She had some fudge half made for<br />

them to beat. The girl joined them in the study, but the students' entire focus was on the professor.<br />

Neither of them were interested in her, to her disappointment.<br />

Wilson told them that he had written on and settled every mooted question on philology in the<br />

Old Testament. His explanations were accepted world wide. When he completed the article he was<br />

writing, he said, he would be ready to die. His work would have been done.<br />

After Kenneth got his church, he had to prepare sermons, which limited the time he could<br />

spend with Wilson. Wilson didn't like this at all. He could be a very jealous man, and when he<br />

wanted you, he wanted you.<br />

7<br />

33:53 March 22, 1925, Brad was visiting Kenneth, and decided to take him out to Frenchtown, New<br />

Jersey, to see Uncle Ed. They rode the train, arriving about ten a.m. Ed was about sixty, a bachelor,<br />

living in the old home. The two men often fought like children, and Brad would go to great lengths<br />

to try to avoid this. "The only time I've ever seen Dad with a modest, unassuming, withdrawing<br />

nature and a diffident manner has been in Frenchtown with Ed. Oh boy, is he meek! He wants to<br />

make Ed happy and not rub him the wrong way, and he does anything, any way Ed tells him."<br />

Kenneth got a real kick out of this because his father was normally a lion. Fortunately, Ed was in<br />

good humor that day. Brad says it was good "training" to be with him.<br />

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8<br />

35:45 Kenneth describes how dirty the house was. Every dish in the house was dirty. The house<br />

was a mess. Ed made dinner for them, but unlike Brad, he seemed to be disorganized. Forgot half of<br />

what he was doing. He had the dinner all cooked and served when he remembered the meat! They<br />

went for a walk afterward, and Kenneth remarks on how beautiful the country was and how much he<br />

enjoyed meeting the simple folks who lived in the town.<br />

Ed had grown within himself, Kenneth writes, a bit of a nut. Very peevish. But Kenneth<br />

writes that he liked him very much. The house wasn't really as bad as he had made it sound in his<br />

letter, he says.<br />

9<br />

38:05 A man named Van Cleave, who was a member of Kenneth's club and who had a church in<br />

Columbus, New Jersey, approached Kenneth and asked him if he would like to take over the church.<br />

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Kenneth said \HV. Van Cleave had been asked by several of the fellows for the position, but he was<br />

offering it to Kenneth because of what he perceived as Kenneth's spiritual qualities. While in school,<br />

Kenneth would get $18 a week. The full-time position was $1500 a year.<br />

Kenneth reads letters on his class work. Setting the record for number of verses translated in<br />

one class session with Robert Dick Wilson.<br />

10<br />

41:34 On the sermon Kenneth prepared for his April 5 tryout in the Columbus church. He could<br />

summarize its point in one sentence. "I always felt that I had to be able to say what I was going to<br />

say in the whole sermon in one sentence. If I couldn't say it in one sentence, I felt I didn't know what<br />

I was talking about."<br />

The seminary was torn by the controversy between the modernists and the fundamentalists.<br />

Charlie Erdman and President Stevenson were on one side, and Machen and Wilson and the faculty<br />

were on the other side. Erdman was ousted by the faculty. He had been the student advisor for<br />

eighteen years.<br />

11<br />

43:36 April 5, Kenneth's first sermon in Columbus. He got up at five and arrived shortly after<br />

seven. He taught a class of women in Sunday school. About thirty-five people came for worship.<br />

The people were country types, and he liked them very much. He was invited to return the following<br />

work.<br />

Lawyer Hutchinson drove up after the service to take him to a second church in Plattsburg,<br />

which was physically larger but had only nine elderly women, plus Mr. Hutchinson. Kenneth<br />

preached on Martha and Mary to these nine elderly women. They told him afterwards that it<br />

appealed to their sense of humor, this young man preaching to nine old women on Martha and Mary.<br />

Hutchinson took him off to his home nine miles away, and a large dinner ensued. From then on,<br />

Lawyer Hutchinson would always meet him with his daughter Gertrude. Had his eyes on Kenneth<br />

for Gertrude. But Kenneth kept talking about Margaret until they got the idea.<br />

As a person new to the job, he didn't know what was expected of him except to preach. He<br />

knew the order of service. He could recite the Lord's Prayer. But he still to this day cannot recite the<br />

Apostles' Creed, probably because he never liked it. He knew where it was in the book, though, so<br />

that he could read it—because they liked it.<br />

He returns to that first morning. As the people came in for the service, a Mrs. Bruce came up<br />

to him, the daughter of a Mrs. Ridgeway, who was a wealthy woman with a big farmhouse there.<br />

Mrs. Bruce was a heavy woman with a heart of gold. She asked him to pick out the hymns, and so he<br />

quickly did that There was a small adult class, and they asked him if he would teach it, and he did<br />

that too.<br />

In the adult class it happened that there was a very heavyset woman with a very slim, younglooking<br />

boy with her, and Kenneth suggested that her son join the young peoples' class. The woman<br />

burst out laughing, and the "boy" did too. The "boy" was the woman's husband, Joe Wright, and he<br />

looked much younger than his age. She was Agnes Wright, and she looked much older than her age.<br />

The Wrights were Quakers, and this was their first Sunday at the Columbus church also. The Quaker<br />

church had died. And they wanted a church that had a Sunday school for their children. Joe felt<br />

flattered that day because, when he arrived, Mrs. Bruce walked up to him and invited him to choose<br />

the hymns. She thought he was the new pastor, and it took a moment to clear up the confusion.<br />

Kenneth and the Wrights "fell in love" from that day on. They have remained friends all<br />

through the years to this day.<br />

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Kenneth speaks of Wiley Young, a dramatic and powerful preacher, who wanted the<br />

Columbus church. Kenneth didn't think he had a chance, but as it worked out, the church was his.<br />

12<br />

51:36 More on the modernist controversy. The scandal of Erdman's ousting made the newspapers.<br />

It was all the talk of the seminary. Kenneth was disgusted by the whole thing and didn't understand<br />

how grown men, who shared the same Christian convictions, could behave in such a way. It typified<br />

something that Erdman himself said, "Presbyterians are like hickory. They split easily," a saying that<br />

became widespread.<br />

Clarence McCartney was the one who started it all, abetted by Das Machen, Robert Dick<br />

Wilson, and others. These were brilliant men, absolutely sure of their position on every subject. Men<br />

of that sort are always strong-minded, Margaret says. But they had gotten along well enough without<br />

a president. It was when J. Ross Stevenson came that the atmosphere changed. Everything he<br />

touched, he split. Machen left the seminary and died within a year or so. Wilson also left, going to<br />

Westminster.<br />

Kenneth's class was the last class before this tragedy.<br />

13<br />

56:30 Bernie Green was so old that he was like parchment. He had a high falsetto, and he would<br />

come walking across the campus as though he was drifting in the wind. He would walk into class,<br />

slowly ascend the podium, and then he would sit down on the platform in front of the class to lecture.<br />

One of his commonest sayings was, "Well boys, there's a little life in the old man yet." Kenneth<br />

speaks in a high, tremulous falsetto. "Now, if you pay attention, I think you can all hear me." And<br />

he would begin. Kenneth himself had not taken Green's class, and as yet did not know who the old<br />

man was. But he had heard other seminarians imitating Green's saying and had picked it up himself.<br />

Toward the end of the first year, they had a school picture, and everyone was out on campus,<br />

the faculty sitting on chairs, then a row of students standing behind them, and then another row and<br />

another on stands—300 or more in a long semi-circle. They had one of those huge, panoramic<br />

cameras that chugged around the circle taking them all in. So here Kenneth was, standing right<br />

behind Bernie Green—but without realizing it. Just as the camera started to go, with all of them<br />

standing very still and deadpan, Kenneth said, in a high, tremulous voice, "There's a little life in the<br />

old man yet. If you pay attention, boys, I think you can hear me." And Bernie Green slowly, slowly,<br />

slowly cranked his ancient body around to look, and Kenneth stood there, unconcerned. Everyone<br />

burst into laughter. It took them a half hour to get the picture set up again.<br />

After the age of ninety, Bernie Green decided he needed to do something to brighten his<br />

mind. So he took up the study of Hebrew and proceeded to write the definitive Hebrew grammar,<br />

which they used at Princeton. Green was 94 and 95 when Kenneth knew him.<br />

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HOUR 24<br />

Session #18 continued February 14, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IVB130) Kenneth continues on Bernie Green.<br />

He tells of the time the official class picture was being taken, with the panoramic camera, and<br />

of how he rushed from one end to the other so as to appear in the picture twice.<br />

In his letters, he often commented on how awful his tennis was. And it was. He was forever<br />

going on long walks and runs.<br />

He describes the second week at the Columbus church, Easter Sunday. All the children who<br />

gathered around him. There were about a hundred in the congregation. He sang a solo at their<br />

request. He was astounded that they wanted him to sing a solo, but he did it! Then he preached his<br />

sermon on the resurrection. All he did was paint the picture in the most powerful and simplest<br />

language he could, and then showed how well authenticated the resurrection was, and how all our<br />

lives depended on its veracity. He outdid himself! When he was through, he felt like crying, he<br />

wrote, he had put himself into it so. Many people were moved. One man said he had "seen" the<br />

resurrection for the first time through Kenneth's sermon. Others commented that they had never<br />

experienced church like this.<br />

He talked with the head elder after the service, who told him they were eager to have him.<br />

Kenneth said he would need a car and had no money to buy one. But the elder said they could take<br />

care of that.<br />

2<br />

5:30 The "riot" at the eating club. They had a wild water fight, and also a few pickles and chunks<br />

of bread were hurled. There was a great rush of those at the upper tables to get out, and they threw<br />

glasses of water as they set off. But they all got jammed up at the door, and the remaining<br />

seminarians retaliated with glasses off water of their own on the whole lot of them. Kenneth got a lot<br />

of fun out of it.<br />

Sunday at Columbus church. The usual thirty-five older people, and an unexpected thirty<br />

young people. They were new, a surprise to the regular members. It was the beginning of "the gold<br />

rush."<br />

The Deacon family that he stayed with near the church. Mrs. Deacon announced that Kenneth<br />

would conduct a funeral the following day. He had been given no warning of this, but he was not<br />

intimidated and quickly worked out the thoughts he wanted to share at the service. That began his<br />

career of attending funerals. He was always invited to participate in the funerals, and he asked<br />

someone eventually why this was. "Well, you're always so cheerful," the answer came.<br />

It was exam time; everyone studying like mad. Kenneth writes that a particular day was<br />

church history day for him. "I'm so loaded up with heresies, if I bit anybody, I know he'd die." On<br />

the great big June bug that "was roaming around my head and making a noise like an old maid with<br />

false teeth. It bothered me after an hour or so and I began to chase it. After a few minutes, I let out a<br />

yell and made a wild pass at it. It just curled up its wings in fright. I never touched it. It fell dead<br />

into the wastebasket and lay there. I think a little patripassian, modal monarchianism had ended its<br />

years, and when I yelled, it went the way of all heretics."<br />

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3<br />

9:45 Kenneth gets a room for the following year, #109 Hodge Hall, with Billy Irwin, a postgraduate<br />

with a fine big room filled with sunlight all day. He had a wife and kids in town and<br />

wouldn't be there much.<br />

Kenneth stayed there that summer to pastor his new churches. It had been a great year in his<br />

life. He made "Aleph Division, rah rah rah!"<br />

Robert Dick Wilson was a great scholar. He may not have proved everything he thought he<br />

proved. But he was still a great scholar. He took every controversial word and traced it to its origins,<br />

through forty languages. His idea of a vacation was to have somebody give him one or two pages of<br />

a language he had never seen before, with no dictionary, no hint of what the language was. By the<br />

time he came back from his vacation, he would have the language analyzed. He could read the pages.<br />

He could identify the words. He could give you his understanding of the grammar. Margaret<br />

comments that there have only been a few like this in the history of the world. Genius.<br />

She comments on a paper she heard the previous weekend by John Slocum of the Literary<br />

Society. An expert on the Middle East. He was discussing coins found in a city called Hatra in Iraq,<br />

which was abandoned long ago. A question was put to him after his talk about the Aramaic<br />

language, which Jesus spoke, and he answered that there were still two areas where it was spoken.<br />

Margaret had thought it was a dead language.<br />

4<br />

13:54 Margaret remembers little of her senior year, and yet she was the president of the Aels—the<br />

Aeolian literary club—and won an essay contest, which she has completely forgotten. She played on<br />

a winning basketball team. A busy year.<br />

Kenneth tried during that year to find a job for Margaret in the Meadville schools. As it was,<br />

Margaret got her job at Bear Lake on her own. Graduated from <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Went up to Stony Lake<br />

with her mother and sisters. A.D. went on his evangelistic trip with Rufus Park. And then word<br />

came that he had died at Ontonogan, Michigan, August 15.<br />

Kenneth at that point was going great guns at his Columbus, New Jersey, church, and<br />

especially in his work with the youth. "It was really nip and tuck to bring them on into the church."<br />

He had a communicants' class, with fourteen kids who in the end actually joined the church. It was<br />

just then that Margaret's father died, and he was torn. He was afraid to leave the church at just that<br />

moment. Everyone in the church was watching him to see what would happen. They felt that when<br />

it really came to it, none of the kids would show up. Maybe the girls; but not the boys. Kenneth<br />

already had the kids involved in building a tennis court. They were all farm kids, country kids. One<br />

boy, a great big kid named Calvin Lippincott, came over with a tractor and plow, leveled the ground,<br />

and then harrowed it, which helped them get started. Reluctantly, Kenneth did not go to the funeral.<br />

All fourteen of the young people joined the church. They all came into the session meeting,<br />

and Mr. Deacon was so moved by this that the tears rolled down his cheeks. In the Sunday service,<br />

all the elders were bawling. It was a very emotional time for that church because it had been so<br />

moribund. Then all of sudden, all of this fresh new energy coming in. And most of them have gone<br />

right on in the church through the years. Some became missionaries, and one a minister. The<br />

Poinsett girl became a home missionary to the Indians out in the West. Another went as a missionary<br />

to India.<br />

5<br />

22:34 Margaret tells again what a happy time A.D.'s last summer was, traveling with Mr. Park. The<br />

"caravan," which was like a panel truck of today. They went to small places that didn't even have<br />

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churches. Park had done this a number of times, in the summer. Martha Park, his daughter, was in<br />

Kenneth's class at <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Mary Park married Earl Windsor and went as a missionary to Africa,<br />

where she died. There was a son who later became the janitor of Betty and Wayne's church in<br />

Milwaukee, though he was an educated man.<br />

The funeral in Uncle Chris' house. The burial in Oakwood Cemetery, outside Somers,<br />

Wisconsin.<br />

6<br />

26:17 Uncle Chris, an engineer, had a company called the Stover Company. Margaret shares with<br />

us a page from a Sears catalog of the time, and there is the Stover Safety Signal, a stop signal made of<br />

heavy steel and brass for 98 cents. Stover was the inventor. Chris had always worked in a bank, but<br />

he left it to go in with Mr. Stover on what was literally the first company making directional signals<br />

for cars. Chris begged Adelle and A.D. to invest in the company. He was undercapitalized. He<br />

knew they had a going thing. They had a headlight too by which you could read easily in the light<br />

200 feet from the car, though as the car approached you, the light seemed to dim so that it didn't blind<br />

you. Margaret wonders what ever happened to that because there is nothing like it today. When the<br />

Mortensons sold their house in Evanston—for $12,000—they put half of this into Chris' company.<br />

The company failed in the end because it couldn't raise the necessary capital. The banks<br />

wouldn't give them the loans because they didn't recognize the value of Stover's products. It was too<br />

soon. They were on the brink of making millions. This happened about the time of A.D.'s death, and<br />

so his newly widowed wife lost the $6000 they had put into Stover, a very large sum at the time.<br />

Earlier, she and A.D. had bought two lots, one on Irving Avenue the block above the house<br />

they rented—so the 700 block—the second on Cross St. After A.D.'s death, Adelle went ahead and<br />

built the house they had dreamed of on the Cross Street lot. There was a professor at <strong>Wheaton</strong> named<br />

Bowles who had gotten into building houses, and Adelle contracted with him for approximately<br />

$6000. The house was completed by 1927. Adelle herself went into the real estate business in 1925-<br />

6. The roof Bowles put on the house was defective, and Adelle had to pay for a whole new roof. The<br />

final cost was thousands of dollars over the estimate, none of which Bowles absorbed, and she could<br />

not pay it, though for years she tried. In the end, she lost her home and all the money she had put into<br />

it. The Depression contributed to this, making it impossible for her to get the financing she needed.<br />

She took it all with great courage, the loss of her husband, of the $6000 to Uncle Chris, of the house.<br />

Margaret remembers the house. In 1927, the last months before leaving for Siam with<br />

Kenneth, she returned to <strong>Wheaton</strong> to have a couple of months with her family, and stayed in that<br />

house.<br />

Adelle held onto the lot on Irving Avenue for years. Many years later, probably in 1953,<br />

Enoch Dyrness bought it from her, paying her about half what it was worth. Margaret comments on<br />

how very angry Charles Schoenherr was with him for that. Adelle put her trust in these fine Christian<br />

men, one after the other, and each one betrayed her. Uncle Chris paid everyone else back what they<br />

had loaned him except for Adelle. And yet she was never bitter.<br />

7<br />

36:30 After A.D.'s death and funeral, Adelle drove Margaret up to Bear Lake, Michigan, which was<br />

a good bit farther north than Stony Lake. It was hard for Margaret to go. Evangeline still had two<br />

years of college. Elizabeth was thirteen, a big, gangly girl. But Margaret knew she had to go.<br />

She stayed with a couple, Mr. and Mrs. William Richmond. Very kind people. He was a<br />

rural deliveryman. Her salary was $150 a month, which was good. She had a bedroom, and had her<br />

meals with the Richmonds. But the house had no inside bathroom; they were in the process of<br />

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building one. All fall she wrote about their working on that bathroom. The outside toilet was<br />

attached to the old barn. Margaret had to have a slop pail in her room to use as a toilet. The only<br />

way she had of taking a bath was a sponge bath—this refined young lady from Evanston!<br />

Her first letter from Bear Lake. Rearranging her room.<br />

Margaret bought paper napkins, she tells us, to use instead of toilet paper. No toilet paper was<br />

provided at the Richmonds'. Instead, there was just an old Sears catalog, and everybody was<br />

expected to get along with pages they ripped out of it. "I wasn't used to that, you see." The outhouse<br />

was fifty feet from the house, and on a cold, snowy night in winter, it was no pleasure! How she<br />

longed for the completion of that new bathroom! The inside part was completed that fall, but they<br />

didn't have a septic tank and so couldn't connect it.<br />

She lists out her schedule. English 3; Latin 1; Assembly; Caesar—"Two dumb ones in this<br />

class and that's all."—English 4 and American literature; English 1; English 2. The rest was left to<br />

her discretion. In addition to this, she was expected to coach the debating team and coach the<br />

basketball team. A heavy load.<br />

The Richmonds were taking care of three small children, whom Margaret enjoyed.<br />

8<br />

45:00 While he was at Princeton, his first and second year there, Kenneth got jobs ushering at the<br />

football games in order to get in and also to make some money. He sold programs as well. Iv y<br />

League teams were still important in those days. Everyone would come in their racoon coats, with<br />

flasks and luncheons. In one of the games, a Harvard man got himself on the wrong side of the<br />

stands and was surrounded by all the Princeton people, all of them cheering wildly for Princeton. He<br />

was slightly drunk, and periodically he would stand to his feet, wave a little flag that he had with<br />

"Harvard" written on it, and cry, "Fight fiercely, Harvard! Harvard, I say, fight fiercely!" Sounding<br />

very British. Everyone would laugh and pull him down, and he would stagger up to his feet again<br />

and shout, "Harvard! I say, Harvard! Fight fiercely!" Kenneth remembers it vividly.<br />

They charged $5 to go to the game. It was expensive. Margaret remembers, the year she was<br />

there, saving every penny so that, when Muriel came down, she had enough to buy them tickets.<br />

Session #19 February 21, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

9<br />

48:00 May, 1925. On the three-hour exam that Kenneth completed in forty-five minutes. He had<br />

everything clearly outlined in his mind and knew exactly what he was going to write. The professor<br />

was astonished.<br />

Kenneth found a new room for the summer in Columbus, New Jersey, with a Mrs. Townsend.<br />

His dismay at how small the room was. Asking for places to put things. Mrs. Townsend went off,<br />

and when she returned, offered him a full-sized room. Whew. "The Lord works in a wonderful way<br />

his mysteries to perform!"<br />

His walk in the country. Everyone greeted him as if they knew him, but look puzzled at his<br />

walking. No one there walked if they didn't have to. Out in the countryside, Mrs. Wright drove up in<br />

her car and invited him out to her place for dinner June 7.<br />

Mrs. Townsend was "an awfully nice person." She thought Kenneth was too skinny and fed<br />

him richly to put a little meat on his bones.<br />

Argument with his head elder, Mr. Rigg, as they drove in his big car. Rigg invited him to a<br />

church service in Bordentown which was being given especially for the Masonic Lodge. They would<br />

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attend without uniforms. Kenneth felt it wouldn't be right and said no. Figured it was an implicit<br />

invitation to join the Lodge, which it was. Rigg didn't like his refusal a bit, but there were no<br />

repercussions later.<br />

10<br />

56:10 The expression much in vogue in Columbus, "How 'bout that?" It was used for everything.<br />

Everyone said it.<br />

Kenneth speaks of Evangeline as "Wangy." She had the longest name in the Mortenson<br />

family, and yet she was the smallest of them. As a little child, her name overwhelmed her.<br />

Evangeline Renata Mortenson. She had all sorts of nicknames. Eve. Kenneth called her "Wangy,"<br />

which Margaret calls "horrible," with laughter. Some people called her Vangy.<br />

On the show Kenneth put on at the church. The various acts. Playing the balalaika and<br />

singing between acts.<br />

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HOUR 25<br />

Session #19 continued February 21, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IVB500) Kenneth reads letters from the summer of 1925. July 23, riding the train, waiting<br />

for dinner in the dining car with his mother, Mae. Hundreds of people all waiting. Margaret<br />

interjects that she went to Gull Lake that summer with the Landon family, which invited her down.<br />

Kenneth tells of the wonderful meal of fresh Kennebek (SP?) shad roe with spinach he and Mae<br />

shared on the dining car, with their favorite hard biscuit rolls, with lots of butter, and french vanilla<br />

ice cream. "Ma" kept saying she wasn't hungry, and when he ordered shad roe for her, she almost<br />

"popped" and asked how much it cost. She hadn't had it since she was married, and Kenneth thought<br />

it was about time she did. "She nearly wept when she started eating it for it brought back memories<br />

of happy girlhood when she had had shad roe at home in Brooklyn." Imagine feasting on a railroad<br />

dining car! But in those days you could.<br />

They arrived in Chicago—from where, he doesn't say—and Mae went to bed exhausted. The<br />

next morning, Kenneth gave her breakfast in bed.<br />

2<br />

2:19 Kenneth's first funeral, at the Deacon's. A big funeral, with crowds of people from all over<br />

Pennsylvania. It was all new to him, but he didn't make any mistakes. Even at the grave.<br />

He started in at eight in the morning to paint the car the church had got him. When twelve<br />

o'clock struck, he finished. He had mixed together paint and enamel, he says here, which gave the<br />

car a gloss like a mirror. Margaret tells of the time at Lawyer Hutchinson's house when she went out<br />

into their huge garden and discovered that he had all the "insides" of his car RXW. Couldn't do that<br />

with a modern car.<br />

Kenneth reads his letter to Margaret after learning of A.D.'s death.<br />

The day the fourteen new young members joined the church, there were eighty-six members<br />

present.<br />

August 27, Kenneth drives out to Joe Wright's place. Joe had a Ford sedan that he had<br />

borrowed from the butcher, and the two of them took off in it. Memory is vague on what this was<br />

about, but it was a trip to somewhere. Kenneth and Joe took a number of trips together, the most<br />

memorable of which was in 1932, years later.<br />

3<br />

7:25 Kenneth hops in the car at 11:00 a.m. and takes off for Brooklyn, New York, arriving at 2:30.<br />

No cars on the roads, he comments. The only ones home were his Grandmother Fletcher (Agnes<br />

Robinson Fletcher), 83, Aunt Edith Coe, and her son David. David was all filled up with being a<br />

man, smoking, drinking, dancing. In the night his grandmother was sick and carried on. She was<br />

very frail and died the next year. This was the last time Kenneth saw her.<br />

"How we zipped over the Brooklyn Bridge, nothing under forty, going four abreast!"<br />

Then Kenneth drove out to visit his father. He tells of going with Brad to pick up a man<br />

named Trumbull, the master mechanic of the Erie Railroad. He was doing what Kenneth had<br />

originally started working toward. Making substantially more money than Kenneth was likely to in<br />

religious work. Trumbull greased his hair. Kenneth loved to get behind him and sniff the aroma.<br />

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4<br />

10:07 Donald Gray Barnhouse comes to visit the Columbus church. He had been at the church<br />

before Kenneth. September 27, 1925.<br />

Kenneth moved back to the seminary campus, in Hodge Hall. He had studied all summer in<br />

preparation for the coming year. Billy Irwin was his roommate. He had a wife, a house, children,<br />

and a big car. He was "100% defective physically" because of being gassed in the war.<br />

Kenneth found a big stack of mail awaiting him addressed to "The Manager of the<br />

Bookstore." His standard procedure was to auction off the books he received. He kept 10%.<br />

He thought he was going to work toward an M.A. in Semitics, but the Dean looked down his<br />

nose at him and discouraged him from this goal.<br />

5<br />

13:27 Margaret tells of cleaning the trunk room in the basement of 4711 Fulton St. with Kenneth.<br />

She had been seeking the date of the dinner establishing the East-West Association by Pearl Buck, a<br />

key event in Margaret's life because at that dinner Kenneth sold the idea of what became Anna—it<br />

didn't have a name at that point—to Elsie Weil, the editor of Asia and the Americas. In cleaning<br />

the trunk room, Margaret found all the material from that dinner.<br />

Margaret digresses to discuss when the Mortenson cottage at Stony Lake was built. She then<br />

goes back to discuss the first stroke that A.D. Mortenson suffered, the fall of 1921. She reads a letter<br />

from him written from Stony Lake in September, 1922. He had stopped working nine months before,<br />

at the end of December, 1921. He wrote that he was getting ready to go back to work. He also said<br />

that the house was "about done."<br />

Margaret digresses still further to speak of Alex Gale and his coming to visit. The family was<br />

staying in a cottage called "Cedar Lodge" in which there was no privacy. The bedrooms were like a<br />

loft. So Margaret and Evangeline decided to solve the problem by putting up a tent they owned.<br />

They owned the lot for the cottage, of course, and the lumber was on the site. There was the lake,<br />

then a level area, then a steep hill, then some woods, and finally a sandy road with deep ruts. The<br />

two girls went down to the lot, carried the wood up to their cottage, made a rough floor for the tent<br />

with it, and put up the tent. Margaret was exhausted the rest of the summer from this great effort, she<br />

tells us. The tent was for Alex, of course, so that he could have some privacy.<br />

So now Margaret knew at last when the Mortenson cottage was built, the summer of 1922,<br />

culminating in September.<br />

A.D. GLG go back to work that fall. Margaret describes his work as the credit manager for the<br />

advertizing department in The Curtis Publishing Company. The high standards of the department.<br />

He also hired the office pool of workers.<br />

Octavus Roy Cohen, a popular writer in those days who wrote funny stories about black<br />

people, something that could never be done today. This man found himself without money one day<br />

in Chicago and called up the office. A.D. went over to the hotel with some money and met him, a<br />

memorable experience for him.<br />

The time a group of Catholic girls in the office pool set up a cabal that caused problems. A.D.<br />

found this out. All the girls were quickly fired.<br />

6<br />

29:17 December 7, 1924 Margaret reads a letter from Kenneth in which he comments on A.D.'s<br />

illness. "My, how I feel for your father." The heavy load that came down on Adelle.<br />

A.D. was very melancholy. He couldn't sleep. Didn't feel well. On the time when Betty,<br />

standing at his door, heard him crying inside. He was able to get around, though.<br />

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The Mortenson family moved to <strong>Wheaton</strong> on September 13, 1923, just in time for Evangeline<br />

to enter her freshman year at the college.<br />

Margaret reads from a memo of A.D.'s the June before, when 2400 Harrison St. in Evanston<br />

sold. They had been there since Betty was a year old. Margaret describes the layout of that house.<br />

How they put in the fireplace. An attic and a basement, which A.D. kept very clean even though they<br />

had coal down there. They all "had a feeling" for the house.<br />

Margaret tells again of Rufus Park who took A.D. on the evangelistic tour. Margaret's visit in<br />

Gull Lake with the Landon family. A lovely lake in those days. She shows a picture of the van in<br />

which Park and A.D. traveled. "The Shantymen's Christian Association" was their sponsoring<br />

organization. Margaret reads a tract concerning it. The aim was to reach with the Gospel men in<br />

lumber, mining, and construction camps in out-of-the-way places. That is, as Kenneth says, a<br />

mission to men who lived in shanties. The van was called a "Gospel car." Rufus Park was one of the<br />

officers of the association. The van was marked "Wayside Gospel Mission."<br />

Margaret comments on the change in names over time. "The Home for Incurables" over on<br />

Van Ness St. An awful name from the past.<br />

A.D. was taken ill Sunday, August 9, and went immediately into a coma. He died August 15,<br />

and the body was brought down to Racine, to Uncle Chris' house at 1652 Michigan Avenue and<br />

buried in the Oakwood Cemetery in Somers.<br />

7<br />

41:45 Margaret's contract to teach at Bear Lake, for $1350. She had thought it was for $1500, but<br />

the contract says $1350. Adelle drove her up at the end of August. Margaret's room with the<br />

Richmonds. The woman's name was "Emma." They had taken in two little children, Alfred and<br />

Marjory, who were orphans. Not grandchildren, but perhaps a great niece and nephew. Margaret<br />

found them delightful. They called the Richmonds Aunt Em and Uncle Will. There may have been a<br />

fourth child, named Dorothy. She is not sure.<br />

Session #20 March 1, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

8<br />

44:33 Margaret tells how hard it was to leave Adelle and her sisters so soon after A.D.'s death.<br />

They all drove her up to Bear Lake, on M11, the big route that ran up beside the lake. It was not at<br />

that time all cement. Near Bear Lake, it was not. A two-lane highway. The Richmond house was RQ<br />

M11, west of the center of town and the high school where she was to teach. Her room was on the<br />

second floor. It was the last house in town.<br />

The school was a fast ten-to-fifteen-minute walk from the house. The principal was a Mr.<br />

Thomas, who was "quite lazy but very amiable."<br />

The Richmonds had no children of their own. They were in their late 50's. He was tall and<br />

spare, and she was on the plump side. "I was charmed with the children." They were lovely, and<br />

very bright.<br />

Mr. Richmond was a rural mailman. He was bald. Margaret remembers the time little Alfred<br />

wondered out loud why the barber had cut off all of Uncle Will's hair. Everyone howled with<br />

laughter.<br />

On her birthday September 7, Margaret studied all day to prepare for the classes she was to<br />

teach. "Of a making of books there is no end." She was twenty-two. Adelle mailed her a cake.<br />

There were eight for supper, and they had two quarts of ice cream. Mr. Richmond had three huge<br />

dishes of ice cream, four pieces of cake, and all the crumbs, which he ate and scraped up with his<br />

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knife. She watched this with fascination.<br />

The woman who did the washing for Margaret lived nearby. There was no running water in<br />

the Richmond house, and Mrs. Richmond had arranged with this woman to do Margaret's laundry.<br />

She was Jane Melks' mother. Jane Melks was the most fascinating and unusual girl in the whole high<br />

school, and she and Margaret became good friends as teacher and student. Jane's mother was a<br />

withdrawn, almost timid person. Had several children, all by different fathers, none of whom she<br />

married. Everyone knew this in the town, of course, though it wasn't talked about. Jane was striking.<br />

Jet black hair. Beautiful high color. Very bright mind. A very strong personality. Born to be a<br />

leader. Excellent in everything she was interested in doing. She must have gotten it from her father,<br />

whoever that was. Margaret did not know who he was. The mother, by contrast, was almost a blank.<br />

9<br />

55:10 Margaret's first paycheck. $74.72. Her Latin class; all girls; all bright. Only two or three<br />

had any trouble. The English classes were hard to teach because the children spoke such poor<br />

English.<br />

As far as Margaret knows, Adelle was living on capital. Possibly life insurance. There was<br />

no continuing pension from Curtis. She was still living at 610 Irving Avenue.<br />

Miss Torrey, the Bible teacher [at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>, I think], who was slender and very tall, and<br />

who had extremely acute senses. She would bring with her a collection of sweaters and shawls, and<br />

as the temperature changed, she would rearrange them. She was what in England they would have<br />

valued, eccentric, brilliant, devoted, a splendid teacher. There were two boys, called "dorm boys,"<br />

who worked in the dorm and who were caught with two of the girls in their room. It was a Christian<br />

school, and so of course, all four of them had to go. Zoe Landon's sister was one of them. She<br />

became a very respectable person later. The way the four of them were caught was odd. Miss Torrey<br />

had painfully acute hearing, but almost no one knew it. The two boys were sitting in the back of her<br />

classroom, discussing in a whisper their affairs with these girls, and Miss Torrey heard every word.<br />

They never knew how they were caught out.<br />

She was the one who said that, if it were possible to give a grade of a hundred and something<br />

plus, she would have given it to Margaret. She was the only one who ever said that!<br />

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HOUR 26<br />

Session #20 continued March 1, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IVB990) Margaret continues on Miss Torrey. She needed a place to stay during the day.<br />

She had a place of her own, but it was too far to walk during the day. So she arranged to rent the<br />

room in which A.D. had stayed, and she would come to the house for lunch—which was nice for<br />

Adelle.<br />

Miss Elsie Dow was a person of such knowledge in her field that she should have been<br />

teaching in graduate school. She was absolutely brilliant, the most famous teacher at <strong>Wheaton</strong>. She<br />

seemed to know every Shakespeare play and every poem in the English language by heart. When her<br />

sister Thurza (SP?) was away, she came to lunch with Adelle too.<br />

Adelle was looking around for something to do, and what she thought of doing was starting a<br />

restaurant. It was hard to find a place to eat in <strong>Wheaton</strong>. The bakery where Kenneth's friend had<br />

worked so long and hard had closed, and Adelle decided that it would be a perfect place for a<br />

cafeteria. She knew of a woman, an excellent cook, that she could get to take care of the cooking.<br />

She would start on a small scale. Evangeline was excellent with decorations. Adelle had it all<br />

worked out. But the owner would not spend the $300 plus to put the place in shape, and so she gave<br />

up that idea, and later was glad that she had.<br />

Margaret tells of a reception during which the minister's wife, who was leaving, offered her<br />

the Queen Esther club of young girls. The girls had told her they thought the new teacher would be<br />

good for the position. It met on weekdays, and was interested in missions, and so forth. Margaret<br />

felt honored and took it on.<br />

Then she was elected "patron" of the freshman class, and her first duty was to chaperone their<br />

outings. They all left Bear Lake one night in a large truck and succeeded in eluding the watchful<br />

upperclassmen who were planning to apply shoe blacking, charcoal, and stove polish to the faces of<br />

the freshmen. They drove to Chief Lake, where they built a fire and played games until ten. Just as<br />

they were about to eat their refreshments, they saw the lights of two cars coming round the lake.<br />

They all ran for the truck with their food, and then ambled around the countryside with two and<br />

sometimes three cars following them. The eleven frosh managed to pelt their pursuers with apples,<br />

but little else was accomplished. Margaret's clothes were marred and in disarray when she got home,<br />

which distressed her.<br />

2<br />

9/29/25 Adelle writes about building the house. She had a bit of insurance money, and Professor<br />

Bowles said the job could be done for $3000. Her idea was to build a nice little house and then sell it<br />

at a profit. Bowles taught philosophy, geology, and Bible. Kenneth "thought he was the dumbest<br />

guy I ever met." 10/7 Various lots Adelle considered buying, and the houses she thought of<br />

building.<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> was an hour by train from Chicago. The electric train ran out that way, the Chicago,<br />

Aurora, and Elgin, and it had two trains an hour both ways. Commuters were beginning to move to<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>, and there was a demand for houses. Adelle's idea was good, but her partner was not. The<br />

first house she built, at 824 Cross St.<br />

Margaret had a great desire to go home for Homecoming at the college, and she made the trip.<br />

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But unfortunately she didn't get back to Bear Lake until noon Monday, so that she was docked a half<br />

day's pay.<br />

Margaret became the basketball coach for the girls. Practice started in October, and the<br />

season ran until May, so it meant a lot of work. The first game was with Elberta at Elberta, twentytwo<br />

miles away. The court was terrible. The ceiling was very low, and there were two posts in the<br />

middle of the floor. The crowd was rough as well. But her team handled itself well, and won 32-14.<br />

The school colors were red and white, but the girls had no uniforms. So they worked to earn<br />

the money to buy some.<br />

3<br />

17:20 <strong>College</strong> Chapel—now Pierce Chapel—was completed in <strong>Wheaton</strong> at that time. It did not<br />

have the balconies it has now. <strong>College</strong> Church had always met in the chapel in Blanchard Hall, but<br />

now it had collaborated with the college to build the new chapel, which both would use. Margaret<br />

remembers walking over to see it during the construction with her father on a number of occasions,<br />

but he did not live to see it completed. Adelle, Evangeline, and Betty went to the dedication<br />

ceremonies, which ran much of the day. The first event in the new Chapel was the marriage of Earl<br />

Windsor and Mary Park.<br />

The girls' basketball uniforms were made of bright red flannel. The merchant had purchased<br />

the finest quality of material, which made it much more expensive than anticipated. The team was<br />

selling candy at the games to raise money for the cloth and hoped to pay it off after four or five<br />

games. Margaret herself did a lot of work on the cutting and sewing. The top was a blouse, and the<br />

bottom was bloomers. Jane Melks was the outstanding player on the team.<br />

11/1 Margaret was "snowed under," and she enlisted the help of Jane Melks to correct some<br />

of the papers, for which she paid her.<br />

Dinner at Mallisons'.<br />

On Jane Melks. People said she was wild, but Margaret had seen only the attractive side of<br />

her. Margaret wanted her to be "saved," and Jane was thinking seriously of going to <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

4<br />

23:56 Margaret tells of the defective roof on the house Dr. Bowles was building for Adelle. He was<br />

responsible for this, but he refused to pay for it. Adelle had to pay for a new roof, which doubled the<br />

price of the house to $6000. And then the house did not sell, and in the end, she lost the it in the<br />

1930's. Bowles made a lot of money before he left town. As for the lot on Irving Avenue, it became<br />

quite valuable. Enoch Dyrness bought it from her, at a time when Adelle was working for him. He<br />

persuaded her to sell the lot to him for half its value. It was the last valuable thing she had. She was<br />

very trusting, especially of the people at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, this Christian college.<br />

5<br />

28:16 Margaret was always trying to fix up her room in Bear Lake. In November, she "calcimined"<br />

her room a golden tan. Mrs. Richmond gave her two little rugs for the room.<br />

After Christmas, on her trip back to Bear Lake, she made the last leg of the trip on a sleigh.<br />

There was much snow in northern Michigan. Two- and three-foot drifts. Most cars hibernated for<br />

the winter.<br />

The Onekama game, which Margaret's team lost. They played Friday night. The hall was so<br />

small that the center circle was only four feet from the free throw circle. And the hall was dimly lit<br />

by five gasoline lanterns. The ceiling and the baskets were low. The Onekema forwards were very<br />

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tall, and Margaret's girls could not reach the ball when they held it even when they jumped!<br />

A wedding ring from Kenneth arrived in the mail. "Isn't he hopelessly forehanded?" It was<br />

delicately carved, but over the years since then the carving has been worn off. Margaret tried it on, of<br />

course, and one day by mistake wore it down to breakfast and then was terrified that someone might<br />

have noticed. But nobody said anything.<br />

6<br />

34:48 The main town fifteen miles away was Manistee, and every third house was empty. It was<br />

strange to see.<br />

That part of Michigan was the area of the great forests, and at Stony Lake there was one tiny<br />

section of that primeval forest, the only one Margaret had ever seen, the forest the first settlers had<br />

seen. "Oh, those magnificent trees! Unbelievable! They went up so high, and they were so large.<br />

Pines, of course, most of them. I used to like to walk through it as a child because it was so hushed.<br />

You couldn't hear the wind when it was so high. And there was literally nothing under it except<br />

layers and layers and layers of pine needles. And the only thing that would grow under it was a little<br />

white flower—I don't know if you've ever seen it—called 'Indian pipes,' snow white like a little pipe."<br />

That whole area around Bear Lake and Manistee had been a lumbering area, and tremendous<br />

fortunes had been made out of it. The logs were shipped to Chicago and other cities around the lakes.<br />

But the companies cut ruthlessly, leaving nothing, and moving on. And then it was over, so that in a<br />

city like Manistee, one-third of the houses were vacant. It was strange. Around Bear Lake, it was<br />

much the same.<br />

The Mallisons had two sons in the high school. They ran a restaurant in the summer in their<br />

home, and made a specialty of serving chicken that was just delicious. Margaret was constantly<br />

hungry, and she was so thin then that she could eat everything in sight and not gain weight. Mrs.<br />

Mallison went down to one of the universities to cook in the winter, and their daughter Irma went to<br />

Chicago to work, probably as a waitress. Margaret knew of this and asked Adelle to invite her out,<br />

which they did. Irma wrote home in lyrical terms of her visit in <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

Margaret comments on the clothes Kenneth purchased and especially the frock coat for the<br />

wedding. He was going to go all out. Ministers commonly wore formal frock coats in those days.<br />

They did not wear gowns at that time. This was only done by Catholics and Episcopalians, Margaret<br />

says.<br />

7<br />

39:40 Margaret, in January, 1926, has one of her knock-down, drag-out colds. Unfortunately, she<br />

had to drive eleven miles with her girls in an open sleigh to play at Calleva. They lost the game. "It<br />

was tragic." They lost by one point. The girls had played the best they had ever played. It was on<br />

towards two in the morning when they arrived home.<br />

She was taking quinine for her cold. Kenneth comments that whenever he came down with "a<br />

real bad fever," he would go out and run for three or four miles, come back and have a hot shower,<br />

some hot lemonade, and go to bed. He always felt better. In those days, he did not come down with<br />

pneumonia. That was later.<br />

Margaret comments on the way the townspeople criticized the high school teachers. Mrs.<br />

Ousley was "one of the howlers," and Margaret was one of the objects of her scorn. One day<br />

Margaret heard a perfectly innocent word of hers taken and twisted into something monstrous. So<br />

she decided to avoid any comment on anything to avoid being misunderstood.<br />

Margaret had no personal friends other than Mrs. Thomas, the wife of the principal, in Bear<br />

Lake. She found none of the other teachers at all congenial.<br />

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Vic Hicks, a fine basketball player at <strong>Wheaton</strong> at one time, and now a coach, wrote her a<br />

helpful letter on coaching. He urged her to pray before games with the girls. He said that this had<br />

been his first experience of prayer and had turned his heart to Christ. Margaret followed his advice.<br />

It wasn't easy to do, but she did it. "I never have been a very good hand at talking to people about<br />

their souls, but I do want to reach these girls somehow."<br />

Basketball game with Onekama, with their tall forwards. Margaret had devised a strategy for<br />

overcoming the Onekama advantage, and it worked. Bear Lake won!<br />

8<br />

48:05 Kenneth was having trouble in Princeton with Robert Dick Wilson's daughter, Ann, who kept<br />

writing him letters. He had answered only the first of these.<br />

7$3( 9 6LGH<br />

9<br />

49:05 Continuing on Kenneth's problem with Ann Wilson. She was confiding in Kenneth<br />

concerning a man who had been interested in her. She invited Kenneth to come over to her house.<br />

But he did not respond.<br />

Margaret reads letters from Adelle on the building of the house in <strong>Wheaton</strong>. A professional in<br />

real estate told them they should be able to get $13,000 for the house.<br />

On January 31, Bear Lake beat Calleva 49 to 6. "We'd begun to go!"<br />

Geneva Bond, a girl on the basketball team, and a boy named John Cermak both came down<br />

with pneumonia. Cermak was the most outstanding boy in the school. He was related to Mayor<br />

Cermak of Chicago, the first good mayor Chicago had had in memory. Mayor Cermak was killed in<br />

Florida by a shot intended for President Roosevelt. Margaret thinks he was John's uncle. She has a<br />

beautiful letter written by John many years later. Margaret went to call on him at the time of his<br />

pneumonia.<br />

After Christmas, Margaret counted the days and realized she had one hundred teaching days<br />

to go before the end of the year. Various dates for the wedding were contemplated, and Adelle<br />

suggested June 16, which they adopted. Kenneth's vacation didn't begin until July, so that the plan<br />

was to go directly to Columbus after the wedding.<br />

Margaret kept inviting her family and friends to come up to visit her in Bear Lake, but the<br />

only one who ever came was her friend Lois.<br />

Kenneth's father had rented a cottage at Gull Lake for two weeks, which provoked Margaret.<br />

It was the same old one, a ratty place that lacked most of the amenities. Kenneth comments that he<br />

probably rented it again because it was cheap.<br />

Adelle was a very warm person. Kenneth comments, "I would have been perfectly willing to<br />

have her on our honeymoon. She was a delightful person. I always liked her." It was only in the last<br />

years of her life that she became difficult. Margaret says, "She went through a very tragic chan ge."<br />

Adelle felt she should not have bridesmaids. There was a feeling in the culture of the time<br />

that, after the death of a close relative, like her father, you did not marry for a year after. Margaret<br />

wanted the bridesmaids to give her moral support, all walking down ahead of her down the aisles.<br />

Also, she felt Muriel and Lois would be very disappointed if they were not asked. So bridesmaids it<br />

was. Elizabeth would have enjoyed being in the wedding too, but Adelle would not allow that.<br />

"I was so wrapped up in those girls," Margaret says, speaking of her students at Bear Lake.<br />

Especially the girls on the basketball team.<br />

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HOUR 27<br />

Session #20 continued March 1, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VA60) Margaret tells of the time she was docked $3.75 from her pay. Mr. Luke Keddie was<br />

the one who did this because she had been late in getting back to the school that one time. And this,<br />

after all the extra time she had poured in!<br />

[The recording stops, then resumes with all of us laughing because Kenneth has been<br />

trying to read a letter and Margaret has interrupted him repeatedly, albeit inadvertently.<br />

"She blew me right out of the room!" he laughs.]<br />

She tells of the cold that was so terrible, with such a terrible cough, that she just felt weak.<br />

The doctor gave her something with codeine in it, and that stopped the cough.<br />

Margaret tells of a letter she received many years later from Mr. Keddie, who went blind<br />

within the last ten years. He wrote to tell her of Jane Melks' death, and of what a fine person she had<br />

become. "That was a great joy to me," considering the background out of which she came.<br />

Kenneth starts trying to read his letter, when Margaret inadvertently interrupts him again.<br />

2<br />

3:30 More uproarious laughter when Margaret once more, inadvertently, interrupts<br />

Kenneth. "Well, good night," Margaret says weakly—weak, that is, from laughter. She goes<br />

off to bed.<br />

October 16, 1925—Kenneth weighs himself. 138 pounds.<br />

He had savings of $136 at that point. He hoped to have over $600 by spring, money to get<br />

married on.<br />

November. The queerest thing happened. As he came out of class, there was Ann Wilson.<br />

She said she had something to ask him, but that she had put it in a note, which she handed him. They<br />

walked along together for a bit, but she did not speak. Then she asked him to forgive her for being so<br />

forward. Kenneth sent this note to Margaret. How lonely Ann must be, living alone with her parents<br />

in that big house. She didn't seem to be all there. Her attention worried him. She was concerned<br />

about her relationship with a man which she thought was immoral, and she said she wanted advice<br />

about it. Kenneth responded by writing her a note.<br />

Kenneth's parents come down to Princeton to visit him in late November, 1925. Mae's naps in<br />

his room. Running into Ann Evans and Ralph Varhaug.<br />

3<br />

11:04 The doctor tells Kenneth he has low blood pressure. Kenneth says he had had it all his life.<br />

The doctor was convinced that he should be having headaches and dizzy spells and be "pepless." He<br />

told Kenneth he had everything to indicate the sickness except the symptoms! He was baffled.<br />

"I must have been a very difficult person for Margaret because I always had everything<br />

arranged well in advance."<br />

Kenneth took his mother to Columbus for church, and he preached "better than usual." Took<br />

her to the Plattsburg church—the country church that was just out at a crossroads. Friday, December<br />

14, he decided suddenly to take Mae to Brooklyn to visit the family. It was a spur-of-the-moment<br />

thing, typical of him. Mae seemed to take on new life the moment she saw KHU mother. Kenneth<br />

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worked on his sermon Saturday; he always took his typewriter around with him. That afternoon, he<br />

went over to New York City, left his mother there with Brad for their return home, and wandered<br />

around Times Square and 42d Street, watching the crowds. Then he returned to Princeton.<br />

4<br />

14:22 Jan 6, 1926 Kenneth went downtown in Meadville, where he was visiting, and bought the<br />

wedding ring from Mr. Wilson. Wilson smoked cigars constantly; bought 10,000 at a time. The<br />

design of the ring was "orange blossoms," and it had no stones. Kenneth sent it to Margaret for her<br />

opinion.<br />

His visit with Elizabeth Bates, whom he had once dated, and who had married an "old man"<br />

who was actually only a couple of years older than she. A very nice person.<br />

Each seminarian had to preach a sermon before the students and the faculty, and he preached<br />

for thirty minutes. Everyone seemed to approve. Felt he had the possibilities of a good preacher.<br />

However, he was so nervous that his hands kept popping around all the time, and he was criticized<br />

for that.<br />

On procuring the marriage license in <strong>Wheaton</strong>. They could do it WKH day of the wedding, and<br />

only one of them needed to appear.<br />

5<br />

18:11 Kenneth tells us how often Margaret would suggest that they "just be friends." Three times<br />

that he remembers. "Well, you can't do that with me." He wouldn't settle for this.<br />

Their first address was to be 21 Edwards Place, Princeton, NJ. Hot dog! Five minutes' walk<br />

from the seminary, just off the university campus. $45 a month. Kenneth was always preparing<br />

ahead for whatever was to come. "I'm hopeless, as Margaret says. I'm doing this all the time."<br />

Adelle warned her that she was always going to have problems with Kenneth. He was going to be<br />

way ahead all the time.<br />

6<br />

20:50 Kenneth prepares for evangelistic services. He tells of walking soberly along in the hall at<br />

seminary, when he encountered another seminarian who told him about Dad Hall, a prominent<br />

Episcopalian evangelist. Kenneth went right downtown and sent a fifty-word "night letter" to Hall,<br />

who responded the following day. "Glad to come. Name the date. Philemon 22." Kenneth had not<br />

yet broken the word to his church that they were going to have two weeks of evangelistic services.<br />

Kenneth kept working on what he should wear for the wedding.<br />

He arranged for a special pianist for the services. A quartet. A chap from India who had a<br />

marvellous testimony. The special services were to start in late February.<br />

He had also started a parish paper.<br />

Kenneth decides to preach on the Second Coming as being "pre-millennial."<br />

7<br />

24:25 Kenneth writes Margaret in February 12 about his two classes on mission work. They had<br />

stirred something in him. He says he is starting to think about becoming a missionary. "This I know.<br />

If the Lord wants me abroad, and I stay home, I'm a rotten failure." This disturbed Margaret very<br />

deeply. It was the very beginning of the idea to go into mission work. Until now, he had thought<br />

only of working in the United States.<br />

Kenneth preaches his sermon on the Second Coming. Preached an hour or so "and then was<br />

only half way through."<br />

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Kenneth had his parishioners holding prayer meetings in their houses, to prepare for the<br />

evangelistic services.<br />

8<br />

27:20 February 22 Dad Hall arrived, and Kenneth took him to dinner at a Ku Klux Klanner's<br />

house. Kenneth told the man what he thought of the Klan, which of course went down hard. The<br />

church that night was packed; more people than anyone had ever seen there. Claude Thomas and his<br />

wife were there; they later became missionaries to China. Hall preached powerfully. Dave Rigg, the<br />

elder, was outside on the sidewalk afterwards, in tears, feeling he had wasted his life. He was<br />

sobbing on Kenneth's shoulder, he was so moved by Dad Hall's preaching.<br />

Monday night, there were about a hundred in the church. Kenneth was carrying on his studies<br />

at Princeton, then driving to Columbus for the evening. The next night, Hall caught a cold and felt<br />

pretty badly, and after his talk, he almost collapsed. Kenneth sent him home to Philadelphia for the<br />

rest of the week, to recover, in the hope of his returning for the second week's services.<br />

The services had been advertized, and so Kenneth had to find replacements. He took Chris<br />

Jensen, a man he picked up on campus. He was a remarkable person, a great big Swede, six foot four<br />

tall, who had been a seaman and had been converted. He was very earnest, a good speaker. Kenneth<br />

found other people from campus and took them down to lead the meetings. One night, an incredible<br />

fog came down on the area so that Kenneth could hardly see to drive on the way to Columbus. Only<br />

forty-five people or so came that night.<br />

"I never knew so many things could go wrong. But we pulled through."<br />

9<br />

33:30 Kenneth wrote to Margaret, "I'll bet a peanut to a plugged hat that you'll be broke when the<br />

wedding is all over." He listed out what he understood he was to pay for at the wedding. He had<br />

gotten a book of Emily Post and was reading that for guidance!<br />

Rev. Hall GLG make it back for the second week of services.<br />

Kenneth tells of the incident in the Methodist church in which the congregation fell into two<br />

separate camps. Kenneth talked to their pastor, Rev. Sherman, about the problem, and then, in his<br />

own church, presented the problem to his own congregation during one of Hall's evangelistic services<br />

and invited them to go down en masse to the Methodist church. No one dared say no, and the whole<br />

mob set off. All the way over, the evangelist, Rev. Hall, kept hitting Kenneth in the back with his<br />

fist, exclaiming, "You little devil! You little devil! You've started something now!" When they<br />

arrived, Rev. Sherman turned the Methodist service over to Kenneth and Dad Hall. Kenneth started a<br />

chorus, "I'm living on the mountain underneath a cloudless sky, praise God!" In a few minutes they<br />

had them all on their feet, praising God. "I had a lot of fun in Columbus."<br />

A wonderful meeting with Dad Hall. Ten young people consecrated their lives.<br />

Kenneth discusses the money he and Margaret had saved.<br />

10<br />

39:20 Kenneth continued his studies with Robert Dick Wilson. He didn't go over at exam time, or<br />

during the evangelistic services, but he had a standing invitation to go, and regularly did. His normal<br />

practice was to get up at 5:30 in the morning, not later than 6:00. Which meant that, if he studied<br />

with Wilson until 2:00 in the morning, he had almost no sleep. "But I was young, and it didn't<br />

matter. I mean, I never bothered about sleep. As I've often said, I don't think I ever felt tired—really<br />

tired—until I was over fifty." After the first visit, Kenneth would enter the great house through<br />

Wilson's side door. "I had a lovely relationship with him." He would usually pop in about three<br />

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times a week and do research work with him. Whatever Wilson was working on. It was a privilege.<br />

Wilson would set aside certain projects especially for Kenneth, knowing he would be coming.<br />

Sometimes the work would be in languages Kenneth did not know. Sometimes in Hebrew, with the<br />

writing on leather, without the Masoretic pointing.<br />

11<br />

42:55 The Big Chief. One day Mrs. Wright stopped her car by Kenneth as he was walking in the<br />

country near the church and invited him out to dinner with her family. Kenneth usually ate with<br />

members of the church on Sundays. The Big Chief was the patriarch of the family, Joe Wright's<br />

father. He was an enormous man in every way. His appetites were enormous. He had beetling eyes.<br />

And he had a look almost of madness in his face, but it was an eccentricity, really. And he had an<br />

enormous voice, the voice of a bull. If he could scare you or frighten you, he would. But he had a<br />

gentle heart. Kenneth took to him right away. The Quakers all used the first name. So he was<br />

"Walter." But Kenneth just didn't feel like calling him "Walter," so he said, "You know what you<br />

are. You're the Big Chief, that's what you are. I'm going to call you the Big Chief." The man<br />

thought it was funny, and from then on he called Kenneth "Kenneth," and Kenneth called him "the<br />

Big Chief." Surprisingly, it caught on. By the time Kenneth had been in Columbus a year, everyone<br />

in town called Walter Wright "the Big Chief." It caught on. It fit.<br />

The Wright home was a gracious home that was completely ramshackle, the most ramshackle<br />

thing you could imagine. These were people who were really the salt of the earth. Some of the finest<br />

people Kenneth has ever known. Joe Wright and Agnes to this day are friends. Joe was the kind of<br />

person who could walk into the White House with common shoes on his feet and his hair in disarray<br />

and not know that he wasn't completely acceptable. He felt in no way inferior to anybody. He was<br />

that kind of a human being. And he was just being natural, not a show off.<br />

When Joe came to D.C. for Carol's wedding in 1956, he didn't have any pants. He had come<br />

out of a cow barn, and packed a shirt, but he had forgotten pants. He had a shirt and string tie and a<br />

jacket of a nondescript nature. But he had to go rousting around town to find a pair of pants for the<br />

wedding.<br />

When the Big Chief ate corn, he would eat a dozen ears. If he were eating strawberries, he<br />

wouldn't bother with anything less than a large bowl. If you offered him ice cream, you needed to<br />

offer at least a quart. Otherwise, he wouldn't bother with it. If he sat down to eat a turkey, he would<br />

eat a turkey. He was just big.<br />

Joe, by contrast, was as slim as a boy, about Kenneth's size. He was the finest boy of the<br />

whole Wright family. Another son, Truman, became vice president of the Waldorf Astoria in New<br />

York, and later managed the Greenbriar for many years, entertaining Presidents and Senators and<br />

congressmen. But he wasn't a patch on Joe. Walter is one of the leading electronics systems experts<br />

in the U.S. There was a quality of genius in the family. But Joe was the finest of all, and he just<br />

milked cows.<br />

12<br />

48:45 In his church Kenneth had organized the youth into a club. He once had them all up to<br />

Princeton for a big do. None of them were college types, or had ever been to the university. Many of<br />

them were of college age. He got them involved in helping him produce the parish paper. He had all<br />

sorts of projects going with them.<br />

For almost two years, Kenneth and Margaret rarely saw each other, from the fall of 1924 until<br />

the summer of 1926, when they married. Kenneth would like to have married a year earlier. He felt<br />

sure he could have supported her. As it was, they mostly communicated through letters, with which<br />

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he "besieged her daily."<br />

Again, he mentions that he never really felt tired until he was fifty. He remembers how, when<br />

he got tired as a young man, he would always do something vigorous, go out and run, play a hard<br />

game of basketball, and end up feeling better.<br />

Session #21 March 7, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

13<br />

52:05 Margaret corrects some of her earlier statements. The school at Bear Lake opened in late<br />

August, not in early September. The full name of the school was "The Bear Lake Rural Agricultural<br />

High School." The superintendent of the school was Mr. W. F. Thomas. The president of the school<br />

board was Mr. Luke Keddie, who published The Arcadia Argus twice a week, covering rural<br />

Manistee Country. Margaret attended the Bear Lake Methodist Episcopal church. Rev. Prosser<br />

pastored the church.<br />

Prof. Bowle's serious operation for mastoid, in <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Evangeline was working on The<br />

Tower at the college; she was the art editor that year.<br />

The rough game the basketball team won. Didn't get home until 3:30 a.m.<br />

Adelle's letter on her going into the real estate business with another woman. She had bought<br />

two more lots on Irving Avenue, with a small down payment of $25 on each. They faced east and<br />

were one block south of the athletic field. By that time, she had four lots, all of them good ones. She<br />

was an able person.<br />

Mrs. Richmond was ill and could not get over it. Margaret was worried because she feared<br />

she would be sent away.<br />

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HOUR 28<br />

Session #21 continued March 7, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VA445) Margaret discovered that where her basketball team was playing was called the<br />

Maccabees Hall. Mr. Richmond acted as the janitor, earning a little extra money<br />

Her team beat Brethren 55-11, the worst team in the league.<br />

Kenneth tells us that at about this time he received a letter from Margaret saying that, if he<br />

were unable to provide for her adequately, she could always go home to her mother and find a job!<br />

He wrote back, What utter nonsense! He said that if they did go broke, he would just get a job.<br />

The ride to the Brethren game in the sleigh took a number of hours in the cold. But as cold as<br />

they were, they performed beautifully. Margaret borrowed Mr. Richmond's fur coat—the one he<br />

wore while delivering mail—for the trip to Brethren and back. The roads they followed were the<br />

country roads, not the main roads.<br />

The biggest snow that winter was on April 3. It was discouraging to Margaret, because she<br />

had thought that spring was arriving. The ice had begun to melt in the lake. She woke up that April<br />

morning—she was a heavy sleeper in those days—and found that the snow had come in her one open<br />

window, which was in line with the door. The snow was on the floor all the way across from the<br />

window to the door, the only time that happened.<br />

2<br />

7:34 February 26. Adelle writes concerning her real estate business. The desks she bought, and<br />

other furniture she intended to use. She had an office, with an alcove in the back for a cot.<br />

Margaret's basketball team beat Copemish 30-2. Their sixth straight victory. They had<br />

climbed all the way up from the bottom of the league. The girls had worked very hard.<br />

Adelle's desks arrive, and she describes them, oak, very good-looking. She was setting up in<br />

business with another woman, a Mrs. Reebe (SP?).<br />

3<br />

11:40 James Oliver Buswell, who conducted special services in January at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, was chosen<br />

the new president of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>. One of four sons. He was tall, well-built, "nice teeth,"<br />

according to Adelle. He was married and had three children. She described him as sweet, lovable,<br />

and humble—terms Margaret finds incredible, knowing what was to come. She tells us that he came<br />

into an amicable company, the way President Stevenson at Princeton did, and his coming destroyed<br />

the equilibrium of the institution. Dr. John Wallace Welsh, the father of Evan Welsh, had been the<br />

acting president of <strong>Wheaton</strong>. He always claimed that Dr. Blanchard had promised him the position,<br />

which may be true, though Blanchard had no right to do that. The Blanchards tended to regard<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> as their property, practically, since they had started it. The Welsh's never forgave the<br />

McGills and Mr. McShane, who were on the board of trustees, for bringing in Dr. Buswell and letting<br />

Dr. Welsh go. Evan told Margaret many years later that his father had had Dr. Buswell "looked up"<br />

and had found out that he had split every church he had ever served. But because Dr. Welsh was<br />

personally interested in keeping the position, the trustees didn't respect his judgment.<br />

<strong>College</strong> Church of Christ had been a Congregational church, an old-style church, before there<br />

began to be divisions because of the theological rift between fundamentalists and modernists, so-<br />

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called. There were a good many people at the college from the Moody Bible Institute, and they were<br />

all fundamentalists. Dr. Buswell inclined toward them. A rift began developing in <strong>College</strong> Church,<br />

and by 1929 he had split it. He demanded that <strong>College</strong> Church move out of <strong>College</strong> Chapel, which<br />

was an enormous blow to the church. It had been instrumental in getting the Chapel built in the first<br />

place. The college had to reimburse the church, of course, and the church then moved across the<br />

street. The larger number of people from the college then went to the <strong>Wheaton</strong> Bible Church with<br />

Dr. Buswell and all the people from Moody. <strong>College</strong> Church just had a shred left. That was when<br />

they invited Evan Welsh to come and pastor the church, which he did. And he did a magnificent job<br />

in building the church up. He was very well liked, more than his father ever was.<br />

Dr. Clyde Kilby credits Dr. Buswell with raising the standards of the college so that it was<br />

able to get accreditation. There was a positive side. But still, he was divisive. Evangeline told<br />

Margaret later that he would not even use the name of <strong>College</strong> Church if he were asked to make an<br />

announcement concerning it. He would speak of it as the "church across the street." Ultimately, to<br />

his astonishment, he was asked to leave. He thought he was there for life. So he himself in the end<br />

was a victim of what he had done.<br />

4<br />

19:30 March 8, 1926 Mrs. Richmond was being hard on the children, and this disturbed Margaret.<br />

Mrs. Richmond was a nice person, but she wasn't well, and was extremely irritable, often lashing out<br />

at the little ones.<br />

The basketball team beat Arcadia 35-9, and now were tied for first place in the league.<br />

The Thomases were very nice to Margaret. Mrs. Thomas had a serious fall at this time.<br />

Jane Melks was a brilliant player, a game player, who raised her play when things were on the<br />

line. She had a lot of experience, and always had a trick or two ready for her guard. She had a<br />

tremendous pivot, often faking one way then taking off the other way to the basket.<br />

There was a fad of drinking milk in Bear Lake, and Margaret joined in.<br />

Earl Hunt, a man of about 30, appeared in town in a fine sedan car with his young bride. That<br />

afternoon, Cap Williams, who lived next door to the Richmonds, and who was the sheriff, received a<br />

call instructing him to detain Hunt. When he started to take Hunt to Manistee with his bride, Hunt<br />

drew a revolver on a lonely piece of road, which caught Cap by surprise. They were old friends.<br />

Hunt's offense was that he had married a girl who was underage, just sixteen. She had known Hunt<br />

just five days when she married him. Hunt fled, leaving her behind. The car was stolen, and in its<br />

trail were a series of bad checks. Hunt was wanted on charges of forgery, embezzlement, and grand<br />

larceny, and was supposed to have been a companion of two famous criminals, Dutch Anderson and<br />

Gerald Chapman. The whole town just buzzed at the news!<br />

5<br />

23:33 March 17. Kenneth reads a letter on putative plans for the wedding and honeymoon.<br />

Margaret tells how Red Grange had bought the Sykes house in <strong>Wheaton</strong> for $18,000. A lot of<br />

money.<br />

March 19, Margaret received a letter from her mother written on her business stationery. The<br />

first one. The <strong>Wheaton</strong> Realty Company, Room 2, Smith Building. Adelle called Margaret "Peg."<br />

Almost everybody did.<br />

There was some talk of setting the wedding in the evening. Kenneth responded, "Let's not get<br />

married at night. I think we ought to do it in the daylight so we can see what we're getting." In the<br />

end, though, they ZHUH married in the evening, at 6:00 p.m., because June 16 was Commencement<br />

day at <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

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Margaret speaks of Kenneth's beginning to talk in his letters of the mission field, "to my<br />

consternation. I won't read that. I wept buckets."<br />

More on plans for the wedding. Invitations; announcements; the date and time; concerns<br />

about people leaving rapidly after Commencement and so not coming to the wedding.<br />

Adelle approved of Kenneth's desire to go to the mission field. She said she and A.D. had<br />

always prayed that one of their children would be a missionary. And it looked as if Margaret was<br />

going to be the one! "I don't know why they had to do that to me," Margaret laughs.<br />

6<br />

30:15 A man named Van Ness, a missionary to Arabia, spoke at Princeton, and spoke powerfully.<br />

"As usual, it gave me an awful urge to go," wrote Kenneth. "Well the Lord knows I'm ready to do<br />

whatever he wants me to do. The thing I'm anxious about is that I may be certain of his will."<br />

April 19, 1926, was the day that Kenneth would go to Meadville to be examined for<br />

ordination by the presbytery. He didn't have to graduate from seminary in order to be ordained. He<br />

tells us that it was an unforgettable experience when it happened. He knelt in front of the church, and<br />

all the men of the presbytery put their hands one by one down on top of his head. It felt as if they<br />

were about to push him into the earth. "I was just hanging on till they got through!" He knew<br />

something was happening!!<br />

Margaret tells us that Adelle wrote to say that she had felt strongly the call to go to the<br />

mission field when she was about nineteen or twenty—she had a great desire to go to India—but<br />

there seemed no possible way open to go. From the time she was eighteen, there was always<br />

someone dependent on her financially, and this took precedence over everything else.<br />

Kenneth wrote Margaret March 24 on the pros and cons of the missionary life. Van Ness was<br />

once more at the seminary, and Kenneth went to his room and chatted with him for hours about the<br />

life of a missionary. The hardest fields were in north China and in Mesopotamia. Kenneth then<br />

wrote to a man named Speer of the Presbyterian mission board, telling him what was on his mind,<br />

and asking to meet him the next week in New York. Boom. Kenneth was off and running. Margaret<br />

comments, "Poor me wasn't even consulted. Well. I resented that, too, deeply, for a long time."<br />

7<br />

34:08 Margaret found an "excuse" for one of her students. "Dear Sir, Excuse Mary for abscence<br />

[sic]. She mumps. Mrs. Alice Churchill." Margaret saved this because she found it so delightful.<br />

The debate team Margaret had been given responsibility for won their debate.<br />

Adelle writes that her new company had not sold anything yet. It was an off-season.<br />

Dr. Welsh was deeply affected by his ouster from <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>. The whole family felt<br />

the hurt. Didn't know who their friends were any more, wrote Mrs. Welsh. Mr. Welsh was not an<br />

attractive person, Margaret and Kenneth say. He just seemed to disintegrate. Never recovered from<br />

the experience. And he ultimately went insane.<br />

Margaret slaps Bill, Mrs. Thomas' little boy. This led to a bit of a "dust-up" with Mrs.<br />

Thomas. Little Bill needed it, Margaret said. He wasn't properly disciplined at home.<br />

More on wedding plans. Evening or afternoon. How to decorate the church. The cost of the<br />

invitations. Bridesmaids. Ushers. Ultimately, Elliott Coleman was the organist for their wedding—<br />

the poet who later founded the Writing Seminars at Johns Hopkins University.<br />

8<br />

45:09 The latest issue of Kenneth's parish paper stirred up a "rumpus." All over the countryside all<br />

the hard-boiled farmers were talking about nothing other than how to be square with the Lord about<br />

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their money. A whole bunch of them gathered to talk about it.<br />

Kenneth had told the congregation that he was going to be a missionary, which set the church<br />

buzzing. Many of them told him they felt he should be a missionary right there in Columbus.<br />

Margaret, April 24: "Well, nine rahs, and sixty-eleven hurrahs! We won!" The score was 24-<br />

20, Bear Lake over Onekama.<br />

Lois McShane visited. Margaret had a bad cold, with cough for over a week. The doctor<br />

gave her something with codeine in it. In spite of her cold, it was very refreshing to have a friend<br />

come, Margaret says.<br />

<strong>College</strong> Chapel (later Pierce Chapel) was now formally secured for the wedding on June 16th.<br />

The time was definitely set for 6:00 in the evening.<br />

Adelle did a lot of work in the house she was renting, painting and such.<br />

9<br />

53:53 Margaret wrote that she was "dreadfully shabby." Kenneth cannot imagine it. Her one poor<br />

hat was wilted; she could poke her finger through the brim. The ribbon was tattered. She had only<br />

one nice dress, with a button here and there missing.<br />

A Mr. J.J. Payne, a cowboy and Texas ranger for years, and now an evangelist, came to Bear<br />

Lake and led meetings. He dressed in a cowboy outfit, leather trousers—which is to say, chaps—<br />

outside khaki ones. He wore a cartridge belt, a sombrero, a checked shirt, neckerchief, and fancy<br />

leather cuffs. He even wore a belt with a fancy six-shooter. Margaret said she had never heard a<br />

more interesting speaker, "an earnest, consecrated speaker, too." Margaret actually worked at the<br />

meetings.<br />

She wrote, "God has given me the privilege, which I in no way deserved, of leading two of<br />

my high school students to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal Savior. Last night at the<br />

close of the meeting, Florence Anderson was saved, and tonight Mary Churchill. None of the credit<br />

is mine, but I am thankful."<br />

Margaret ordered a five-pound box of Fannie Mae candy for her girls. She was downstairs at<br />

school, and when she came up, she was astonished to hear nine rahs for her issuing from her room.<br />

The girls asked her to formally present the candy to them in person. "How much did you eat?"<br />

Kenneth asks Margaret. "Oh, you can be sure I had my share!" [Margaret ORYHG candy.]<br />

Margaret had a long talk then with Jane Melks, after which she was convinced that Jane was a<br />

Christian.<br />

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Session #21 continued March 7, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

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0:00 (VA850) Jane was a very fine person. "I was really so concerned about her."<br />

At the evangelistic meetings, one of the teachers, Mrs. Ousley, was converted. Here was a<br />

woman who really needed this. Her husband had failed to support her. She was considering divorce.<br />

She had lots of problems. She was a very attractive woman in many ways. But something horrible<br />

happened. The cowboy evangelist tried to seduce her. Margaret was so shocked. It was the first<br />

time she had ever met a person who was as convincing as he was, so that the whole town was<br />

impressed with him, and then this. The town never knew of it, Margaret thinks. She knew of it<br />

because Mrs. Ousley told her. The two of them were friends. "It was horrible for me. Just horrible.<br />

I think hypocrisy always is."<br />

May 11. Adelle sold one of her lots on Irving Avenue. The girls had bought the material for<br />

their bridesmaid dresses. Men were working all through Adelle's house, painting and such. This was<br />

in preparation for the wedding in June. Much on the preparations. There were to be three attendants,<br />

Evangeline, whom Margaret was calling "Eve" and who was to be the maid of honor, and Muriel<br />

Fuller and Lois McShane, the bridesmaids.<br />

Margaret finally bought a new dress. It was ERLV GX URVH JHRUJHWWH Sadly, it had a<br />

tendency to collect spots. She had two already!<br />

May 14. The school year was ending. Margaret is correcting many papers. Social occasions.<br />

Sunday evening she would lead the Eppworth League for the last time. Then Mrs. Ousley and<br />

Margaret were to sing at the baccalaureate program. "Can you imagine?" "NO!" Kenneth says<br />

emphatically. "No, I can't." Margaret says, "Well, my voice wasn't so quacky in those days."<br />

Margaret was the alto to Mrs. Ousley's trained soprano, and Margaret subordinated her voice to hers.<br />

Mr. Thomas had invited the two of them to sing at graduation as well.<br />

Mrs. Ousley lost her job and had very hard feelings against Mr. Thomas for this.<br />

Margaret wrote that she had been driving the Thomas' car. Twice. "I can turn it around and<br />

everything."<br />

2<br />

12:10 Kenneth imagines Margaret's shock as he went so rapidly into the mission business. "But<br />

this is the way I have done things all my life. Whenever I decide to do something, then I go ahead<br />

and do it." March 28, he announced in the Columbus church that he was going to be a missionary.<br />

He went in to New York March 29 to see Robert E. Speer, one of the most prominent heads of the<br />

Presbyterian mission board. Kenneth had been talking to Ralph Varhaug, his friend, about mission<br />

work, and Ralph too had become interested. So the two of them went into New York together. They<br />

called on Speer and talked to him for about fifteen minutes, at the end of which Kenneth concluded<br />

that Speer wasn't the one to see. A Miss Reed was in charge of the Near East section, and Kenneth<br />

and Ralph spent a half hour with her. Kenneth discovered that he was very much wanted, and<br />

practically "took his field," which was a very unusual thing. He focused on Hilla, a town of Muslims<br />

"on the road to Babylon" that had no Christian mission. It would be pioneer work. It was a strategic<br />

place in the Muslim world, Kenneth says, and his imagination was stirred to think of working there.<br />

Kenneth and Ralph then went to see Dr. Chamberlain, the secretary of that section, and he<br />

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also expressed interest in Kenneth's going to the Near East.<br />

Ralph and Kenneth then walked across Brooklyn Bridge and went on up to visit Kenneth's<br />

relatives at 382 8th St. for an hour. Then returned to Princeton.<br />

Kenneth never had any doubts Margaret would go where he went. Indeed, he received a letter<br />

from her during this period in which she quoted from Ruth. "Where you go, I will go." She declared<br />

her willingness to make the sacrifice.<br />

He passed his twenty-third birthday that spring. "I do feel grown up. If you don't like my<br />

figger, wait till I grow a little bigger."<br />

Kenneth comments that Dad Hall was a sort of negative type who spent most of his time using<br />

the congregation as a whipping boy. He was that kind of evangelist. His approach got the<br />

congregation all stirred up. But this served Kenneth's purposes, because he could then calm them<br />

down "in the right direction."<br />

In late March, six more of the young people joined the church.<br />

Then Kenneth preached a sermon on tithing. The church was absolutely jammed with people.<br />

When he started the sermon, he asked how many were presently tithing, and six held up their hands.<br />

When he completed the sermon, he asked how many were JRLQJ to tithe, and eighty held up their<br />

hands. "I really had that church on fire. They were really going."<br />

Kenneth gets ahead of the story and tells of the evening he and Margaret were married.<br />

Going into Chicago after the wedding. The dinner at which Margaret became so upset that she<br />

couldn't eat. So Kenneth paid the bill, left a tip, and they left. The manager became terribly upset<br />

and followed them out onto the street. The newly married couple spent their first night in a hotel<br />

room in Chicago. The following day they caught a boat to Racine. Kenneth is vague on the details,<br />

but assures Kip that Margaret will have them all in hand.<br />

"Well, Margaret's the historian. It's the way she writes. She has the whole scene. You get the<br />

atmosphere. If you can find Margaret in it, why, there she is."<br />

Session #22 March 15, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

3<br />

21:30 Kenneth sings—dramatically—his rendition of "Romeo and Juliet," which he used to<br />

perform with his balalaika:<br />

Come now and listen to my tale of woe<br />

of Romeo and Juliet,<br />

cribbed out of Shakespeare and reeking with woe,<br />

of Romeo and Juliet.<br />

Never was tale so mournful as this one.<br />

He who has a handkerchief, prepare to get at one.<br />

Romeo's the fat one, and Juliet's the thin one.<br />

O Romeo and Juliet!<br />

[In high falsetto:]<br />

Oh, I am the heroine of this little tale,<br />

I'm Juliet, I'm Juliet.<br />

I am the baby that vamped Romeo,<br />

I'm Juliet, Juliet.<br />

Locked into prison, no pickax to force it,<br />

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nasty old hole, scarcely room to stand orce it (?).<br />

I up and stab myself right through the corset,<br />

I'm Juliet, Juliet.<br />

[In forced baritone:]<br />

Now I am the hero of this tale of woe,<br />

I'm Romeo. I'm Romeo.<br />

I am the lover who fell for Juliet.<br />

I'm Romeo, Romeo.<br />

Never did lover do just as I did<br />

when his best girl to return it deslided (? slighted?)<br />

I took cold poison, and I suicided.<br />

I'm Romeo, Romeo.<br />

Now this my tale is the short and the long<br />

of Romeo and Juliet.<br />

This is the moral of my little song<br />

of Romeo and Juliet.<br />

Lovers, I warn you, always be wary.<br />

Don't buy your drinks of an apothecary,<br />

Don't stab yourself in the left pulmonary,<br />

Like Romeo and Juliet.<br />

They took the balalaika to Thailand, and it fell apart. Margaret kept everything. He didn't<br />

want to take it, but Margaret did. On the other hand, he was always getting rid of things, even an<br />

expensive Christmas gift she gave him, a special set of bookends with tigers on them—reminiscent of<br />

the Princeton tiger. And Kenneth threw them away. She was so hurt; she went and got them out of<br />

the wastebasket and has them in her room to this day. "You threw away my ironing board, and it<br />

took me four years to get another, five really. Yes. You can see that we started out on opposite<br />

ends." Kenneth laughs, "I'm a giver-outer, and she's a keeper." Kenneth was just thinking of all that<br />

weight and getting the stuff all the way to Bangkok. "Ah well," Margaret says. "I finally learned a<br />

few things," says Kenneth. "Not many, but some." The amount of luggage they moved around with<br />

was dismaying to Kenneth. He was used to travelling with nothing but a toothbrush and a collar.<br />

4<br />

26:03 Margaret arrived home in <strong>Wheaton</strong> May 22, 1926. More on preparations for the wedding.<br />

Kenneth arrived for a visit, carrying a wedding present. The Margaret of today expresses her<br />

puzzlement at his gift of the time. Does Kenneth remember what he gave her? "Not a clue," he<br />

answers. It was a beautiful fox fur. Ah, now Kenneth remembers. Margaret wasn't sure what use<br />

she would get out of it in the tropics of Siam. Why did he get that? "Because it was there." He<br />

figured they were going to be living in Princeton for a year before going to Siam. But in her view, a<br />

fur was something you wore for twenty years. A friend of Kenneth's had actually shot the fox and<br />

had fashioned the fur piece.<br />

On the bridesmaids' dresses, georgette over satin.<br />

Uncle Chris was a very busy man. He called himself "Daddy Longlegs." The joke was that<br />

he was so short. He was going to give Margaret away; he was her favorite uncle from childhood.<br />

Margaret writes, "I'm so excited I can hardly sit still long enough to write a letter."<br />

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It took her three trips to Chicago to find a dress she liked. June 5 she and Evangeline finally<br />

found something. Heavy white satin trimmed with lace. It had a train. The veil was white tulle. It<br />

was becoming, but not elaborate.<br />

Ralph Varhaug was Kenneth's best man, and he paid a visit to the Mortensons too.<br />

Mrs. Reebe handled refreshments after the wedding.<br />

June 12 Muriel gave a shower in Margaret's honor. Lois also gave a shower for her.<br />

Things Margaret bought in preparation for marriage, and their cost. Napkins, a dining cloth,<br />

sheets and pillowcases.<br />

Margaret shows us the invitation and the announcement that went out at the time.<br />

5<br />

41:22 Kenneth was involved in final exams during this period, along with his church work and<br />

church services, and when he arrived for the wedding June 15, he was totally exhausted.<br />

Evangeline had a gift for being chic and dressing well. She knew how to wear a hat, how to<br />

set the angle.<br />

There was no good photographer in <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Most of the college photos were of poor<br />

quality, and the photographs taken of the wedding party were so poor that Adelle did not order copies<br />

made. Margaret did like a snapshot someone took of Adelle and her just before the wedding.<br />

Margaret does not describe the wedding itself, but instead reads the account from the local<br />

newspaper. The Episcopal service was used, read by Dr. John Wallace Welsh, pastor of the <strong>College</strong><br />

Church, and Dr. George H. Smith of the college faculty—that is, Greek Smith. Margaret liked the<br />

formality of the Episcopal service, and the beauty of the language. The best man was Ralph<br />

Varhaug. The ushers were Archibald McKinney, John Welsh, Jr., Evan Welsh, Peter Wall, Everett<br />

DeVelde, and Wesley Ingels. While the number of people invited was limited, the church was<br />

practically full. Kenneth was astounded. Every pew was occupied. People were free to come; it was<br />

that kind of occasion; and of course the event was widely known in town. The chapel was decorated<br />

with palms and peonies, and the late afternoon sunlight streaming in through the long windows made<br />

a perfect setting. Wendell P. Lovelace sang "Savior, like a shepherd lead us," and then Elliott<br />

Coleman played the "Wedding March" from Lohengrin. A rainbow effect was carried out in the<br />

costumes of the bride's attendants, with the two bridesmaids dressed in apricot and seafoam green<br />

respectively, with large hats to match, and bouquets of pink roses and lavender sweetpeas, and the<br />

maid of honor, Evangeline, in orchid georgette, in hat and bouquet to match. Margaret carried a<br />

shower bouquet of white roses and lilies of the valley.<br />

The reception afterward was at the Mortenson house. The article said they would spend their<br />

lives in missionary work, probably in Turkey or Palestine.<br />

Carlton Fisher was the organist for the church at that time. But Elliott Coleman was a fine<br />

organist. His mother was a guest at Adelle's house many times. Elliott was a year or two behind<br />

Margaret and Kenneth at the college, and was a great pal of Henry Coray, the younger brother of<br />

Eddie Coray. Henry had the unusual ability at any moment of blowing a bubble off the end of his<br />

tongue, according to Kenneth. Kenneth says, sadly, that he has never been able to do it. In any case,<br />

the Mortensons, including Margaret, knew Elliott well.<br />

Once, years later, Elliott took Muriel and Margaret out to dinner in New York, and he was<br />

unable to pay. They had to scrounge for the money to pay, which embarrassed him deeply. She saw<br />

him only once more, when he came down to Washington with a woman who was a writer, but<br />

something had changed in him. He wasn't unfriendly; just uneasy. (Kip, Margaret's fourth child,<br />

later spent a year in the Writing Seminars at Johns Hopkins University, which Coleman created and<br />

headed. Coleman was instrumental in providing Kip free tuition for that year. Coleman never<br />

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married.)<br />

6<br />

54:00 Margaret and Kenneth remember little from the ceremony. Margaret does remember going<br />

down the aisle on Uncle Chris's arm. Dr. Welsh was rather pompous. Dr. Smith was very gentle.<br />

Kenneth remembers clearly Wendell Lovelace singing "Savior, like a shepherd lead us." His voice<br />

just soared. He sang it beautifully. Margaret had wrestled long and hard on what music to use, and<br />

had finally chosen this simple hymn. After that, it was often used in weddings.<br />

Margaret remembers leaving down the other aisle—the chapel had two aisles on either side of<br />

the main, central pews—on Kenneth's arm, walking through that sea of people. Alex Gale's face<br />

came out to her. She was amazed to think that he had stayed for the wedding, since school was out.<br />

The reception afterward was just a blur.<br />

Kenneth remembers how very firm Margaret's responses were, which pleased him<br />

enormously. So often you can't hear what "the girl has to say."<br />

Margaret remembers being in the reception, and then the next thing was the two of them<br />

standing on the platform at the train station, waiting for the train to come in. "It was a very odd<br />

sensation," Margaret says. After all the crowds, all the events, suddenly there were just the two of<br />

them, alone. "We were on our own," says Kenneth.<br />

They took the train in to the LaSalle Hotel. They had forgotten some key thing and<br />

telephoned Adelle about it; they can't recall what it was; Muriel came into Chicago with the item the<br />

next day and brought it to them at the hotel.<br />

The day after the wedding, they spent in Chicago. They had to wait a day for the boat that<br />

would take them across Lake Michigan. Kenneth recalls that they window-shopped. Had lunch at<br />

the LaSalle Hotel. Then went over to have an early supper near the dock, where they were to board<br />

the boat. The restaurant was dimly lit and had an Italian atmosphere.<br />

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HOUR 30<br />

Session #22 continued March 15, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IVA1520) Margaret and Kenneth continue telling of the second evening after their wedding.<br />

In the little Italian restaurant they went into, the troubadours came out immediately. Kenneth ordered<br />

a nice dinner, which was served. But Margaret began to feel sick to the stomach. The more the<br />

troubadours played, the more upset she became. So Kenneth called for the bill and prepared to go.<br />

The management was shocked and tried to find out what was wrong. Nothing, Kenneth said, we just<br />

want our bill. Margaret says that the troubadours were leering, and it just made her sick. Those<br />

leering faces poking themselves at her, with their instruments. She just got up and walked out. She<br />

didn't wait for Kenneth to pay the bill. She was standing out in the street while he took care of things<br />

inside. So that night they went without dinner.<br />

7$3( 9 6LGH<br />

2<br />

1:30 Both Margaret and Kenneth were very happy with the wedding. Adelle's dress was dark blue,<br />

with panels of lace in cream. The girls looked lovely; the dresses had a floating quality, and the hats<br />

had a transparent look.<br />

Kenneth's mother wrote Adelle when she returned home. She asked for an account of the<br />

wedding to put in the Meadville newspaper. "Don't you think you and I held up pretty well? We<br />

were pretty brave, I think, not to give way once." A lovely letter. She signed it "Mrs. Landon," very<br />

old style.<br />

The two newlyweds slept like logs on the boat crossing Lake Michigan. They got off at<br />

Muskegan and took the bus to Shelby, Michigan, and from there rode out to Stony Lake for their<br />

honeymoon.<br />

Adelle wrote a note to the couple asking Margaret to pay Mr. Holtz for looking after the<br />

cottage during the winter. His fee was $1 or perhaps $1.50. The Margaret of today is charmed to<br />

think of it.<br />

The cottage was very dirty. They were both tired and slept a lot. In fact, Kenneth was so<br />

exhausted that he slept and slept through the week, and Margaret, left with little to do, cleaned the<br />

cottage. She cleaned and cleaned and cleaned. She enlisted Kenneth as much as possible in this<br />

mighty labor. "I bet that was about the cleanest cottage at Stony Lake." She also had about seventyfive<br />

thank-you's to write, and so she worked at those.<br />

The air smelled good and fresh and piney—as long as the wind was in the right direction. If<br />

not, there was the persistent smell of a "polecat," that is a skunk, and after a few days, they found its<br />

"very defunct remains" beside the woodpile. They didn't want to bury him that day, because it was<br />

Sunday, but the following day they planned to bury him "with all due rites."<br />

Margaret washed all the curtains and all the windows.<br />

Kenneth "relaxed," Margaret tells us. He would eat a meal and then he would say, "I think I'll<br />

go lie down." Three or four hours later, he would wake up, have another meal, then say, "I think I'll<br />

lie down." She had never seen anyone sleep so much.<br />

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gifts and things. They then went up to Gull Lake to be with Kenneth's parents during the Bible<br />

conference, staying at the cabin owned by Kenneth's father, and eating dinner at the summer hotel<br />

there.<br />

Kenneth talks about his sense of shock on seeing all of Margaret's baggage—though this was<br />

a little later, when all of the things arrived in Princeton. Trunk after trunk, box after box. His idea of<br />

baggage was a gladstone bag, "and it was seldom full."<br />

Adelle writes July 6 to say that she had gone up to Racine with the girls and visited A.D.'s<br />

grave twice. Aunt Mary had set out pansies and another plant on the grave. There was no stone on it<br />

because the kind of stone Adelle wanted would cost $300, which she couldn't afford at that point.<br />

July 14, Margaret writes that Mr. Landon went to New York to preach a few days before. He<br />

was the official "errand boy" while he was there, and he did all the grocery shopping for the family.<br />

While he was gone, Aunt Clara and Paul appeared—she was Uncle Chris' wife, and Paul his son. It<br />

was a total surprise for them all. Uncle Chris was there too, the three of them staying at the hotel. So<br />

the family had an unexpected visit.<br />

In the end, Margaret wrote over a hundred thank-you's.<br />

3<br />

20:30 Kenneth and Margaret visited Niagara Falls, and Margaret wrote to describe it. They started<br />

out by loading up Kenneth's canoe at Gull Lake with the few things they had with them at that point,<br />

and took their time going down the lake. Kenneth paddled them all the way down the lake, and then,<br />

before turning in the canoe—they had an hour and a half to wait—they made a pilgrimage in the<br />

canoe to Lover's Lane, which was a canal, really, an inlet. They then floated on down to the rental<br />

place, turned in the canoe, and went by "electric" to Battle Creek, that is, by the electric train. They<br />

boarded their train for Niagara that evening. During the night, they heard a loud crash of breaking<br />

glass and in the morning learned that a passing freight train had smashed a number of windows on the<br />

other side of the car. Fortunately, no one was hurt.<br />

There were many people at Niagara. Kenneth and Margaret walked around and viewed the<br />

falls from various perspectives. Everything was quiet except for the thunder of the water dashing<br />

against the rocks. There was a beautiful rainbow above the falls. They took "the Great Gorge" trip.<br />

There were many possible excursions to take, all of them charging a $1 apiece. They didn't go on<br />

these. But then Kenneth heard of "the cave of the winds," and they set out for that until they<br />

encountered a cabdriver, asked him if "the cave" was worth the trouble, and received an emphatic<br />

NO! in reply. So they didn't go. But "the Great Gorge" trip ZDV worthwhile. The view of the<br />

Canadian falls was magnificent, finer than the American falls. They rode down into the gorge, and<br />

stopped off at various places of interest. Niagara Glen was quite beautiful. Margaret was so hot and<br />

tired that she took off her shoes and stockings and rested her feet in the water. She had walked<br />

completely through her stockings!<br />

Margaret describes the marvellous dinner they had at that point, for $1 apiece. "And Kenneth<br />

had a glass of beer, but I don't tell Mother that." [She is reading from a letter to her mother.] This was<br />

during Prohibition in the U.S., so it was illegal on the U.S. side of the border. But in Canada, it was<br />

legal. And Kenneth said that he liked beer, and took advantage of the opportunity. He has no<br />

memory of this.<br />

They then crossed the gorge back to the U.S. and came up to the falls again, another<br />

impressive sight. They were both so exhausted at the end of the day, they didn't even feel like eating.<br />

They just had some ice cream cones.<br />

They had to wait a while in Buffalo to catch a train to Trenton.<br />

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4<br />

28:40 As it drew toward train time, Margaret noticed that Kenneth had disappeared. She had been<br />

reading, and realized he had been gone for some time. At the last moment, Kenneth reappeared,<br />

looking very white, and seeming to be unconcerned about making the train. "My heart sank for a<br />

minute." Kenneth just stretched out on one of the benches and lay there. This was an early<br />

experience of "ptomaine poisoning," which was going to trouble him from time to time from then on.<br />

He wonders if it was something in the ice cream. When he was very tired, as he was then, and if he<br />

ate something "just a little off color," he became deathly ill. "And then I have explosions from every<br />

orifice. I throw up, and have diarrhea. I was just pea green."<br />

The first time this had happened was on his first visit to Stony Lake with the Mortensons. "I<br />

went unconscious at the top of the stairs and fell all the way down—the whole length of the stairs."<br />

This had been at a hotel, about a year before.<br />

Kenneth gave Margaret the tickets, and she located the train and gate and got a redcap to help<br />

them. He was a black man, and he was a gentleman, a real gentleman. When he saw Kenneth, he<br />

immediately assumed that the young man was inebriated. He was very helpful, very kind. He and<br />

Margaret managed between them to get Kenneth up and onto the train and into the compartment.<br />

Margaret doesn't know how she would have managed without him.<br />

It was an all-Pullman train to Atlantic City. In their compartment, Margaret helped Kenneth<br />

get undressed and lie down in the lower berth. The compartment was like a stateroom on a boat.<br />

Two berths, a long mirror, lavatory, water cooler, chair, and a toilet disguised as a bench. Margaret<br />

worried and worried that someone else would be using the upper berth. She just sat there, most of the<br />

night, as Kenneth lay unconscious, swaying with the train, feeling she could not use that upper berth.<br />

She didn't know that it was illegal for the company to put anyone else in there. Finally, in the middle<br />

of the night, Kenneth woke and was promptly his usual self again. Margaret then felt free to go to<br />

bed.<br />

They changed trains in Philadelphia, going on to Trenton, then caught the trolley to<br />

Bordentown, New Jersey. Lawyer Hutchinson and his wife lived there and welcomed Margaret and<br />

Kenneth to their home.<br />

5<br />

36:54 It was hot, in the 100's. Margaret reads letters from Adelle.<br />

Session #23 March 22, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

6<br />

40:55 The Hutchinson house was at 25 Farnsworth Ave., Bordentown, NJ. There were two<br />

daughters, Cecilia and Gertrude. Margaret comments that the kitchen was the worst she ever worked<br />

in. It was too big. Nothing was near anything else.<br />

Kenneth's church in Columbus was called the First Presbyterian Church. As for the church in<br />

Plattsburg, there would often be no more than two or three congregants, but the church was endowed,<br />

and so survived.<br />

Kenneth fell sick again their first week in Bordentown, and a homeopathic doctor was called.<br />

By the next day, even though Kenneth was very weak, he was able to go to church and preach—and<br />

preach with power. It was another experience of "ptomaine poisoning," which they say now doesn't<br />

exist. Kenneth tells again how he went unconscious at the head of the stairs in a hotel at Stony Lake<br />

and fell the full length of the stairs, ending up at the bottom. He came to, lying on the floor at the<br />

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bottom, and his back looked as though "it had been beaten with a hundred stripes." That would have<br />

been about 1924. These severe attacks lasted until 1928 or 1929, when Kenneth finally got over<br />

them. They were violent, but they tended to pass quickly.<br />

Three generations of Hutchinsons had lived in the house. It probably started as a small house,<br />

and then additions had been built. You had to go up stairs or down stairs to and from almost every<br />

room. The house was gray, with shutters everyplace, like most other houses in the area. Every night,<br />

at the Hutchinsons' request, they had to make the rounds of the shutters in all the rooms downstairs<br />

except the parlor. They had to raise the window, then the screen, then lean far out to unhook the<br />

shutters and pull them to. There was nothing to hold up the window and screen, so these rested on<br />

their necks while they were pulling the shutters closed. Then they reclosed the window and screen.<br />

It was a bit of an ordeal!<br />

The house "bulges and oozes." Three generations of a family had collected a great deal of<br />

stuff, and everything was full of it.<br />

Kenneth and Margaret were staying in two rooms upstairs. There were several rooms on the<br />

third floor as well. The Hutchinsons had left when Kenneth and Margaret arrived, for their annual<br />

trip to Atlantic City—possibly Ocean City. The Landons were housesitting for them. So they had<br />

the run of the house.<br />

7<br />

48:03 This was when Lawyer Hutchinson taught Kenneth the difference between chicken eggs and<br />

duck eggs. The only thing Hutchinson asked, he said as he and his wife were leaving, was that<br />

Kenneth collect the eggs and put them in the ice box. Then he added, very solemnly, that Kenneth<br />

should be sure to take only the chicken eggs, not the duck eggs. Kenneth was baffled. Well, he<br />

began collecting the eggs, as he had been asked, and he said to Margaret that he just didn't know the<br />

difference between chicken eggs and duck eggs. They all looked the same to him. Margaret didn't<br />

know either. The chickens ran wild. They were all over the yard, and up in the lumber, and Kenneth<br />

had to hunt everywhere for these darn eggs. When Hutchinson came back, Kenneth told him of his<br />

quandary. How could he tell the difference between the two kinds of eggs? Well, I'll show you,<br />

Hutchinson said. He took a pot of water and began putting the eggs into it, one by one. The ones that<br />

floated were "duck eggs." In other words, they were rotten. The eggs had been laid all over the<br />

place, and you never knew if you were getting a new one or an old one.<br />

8<br />

49:28 Margaret's first trip to Atlantic City and her first glimpse of the ocean. Aug 6, 1926. Sunday<br />

after church at Plattsburg, they stopped for dinner at Mrs. Ridgeway's.<br />

Margaret suspends the story and asks Kenneth to tell about Mrs. Ridgeway. She was the<br />

widow of a man of great wealth in Philadelphia. He had not necessarily made his fortune in honest<br />

ways. But she herself was a very honorable and church-going woman. She had a son whom<br />

everyone called "Ridge," a daughter, Mrs. Bruce, and an older son, Jake, who never came to church.<br />

Jake was a bit of a rake who was having an affair with his neighbor's wife, a Mrs. Bishop. A<br />

handsome woman. Ridge was a bachelor. Mrs. Bruce's husband was a professor at Columbia<br />

University. After Kenneth had been at First Presbyterian for a while, Ridge began coming pretty<br />

regularly to church.<br />

Mrs. Ridgeway was quite a character. Like so many rich people, she was very parsimonious<br />

in some ways and very generous in others. She and Kenneth began to hit it off when she discovered<br />

that he was not intimidated by her. He enjoyed her, and would kid her. She was the kind of person<br />

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who tried to enforce her will. She tried to tell him how to run the church, but he responded that the<br />

matters in question would be decided by the elders. "I'm always consulted on this," she said, and he<br />

answered, "Well, it isn't that way now, Mrs. Ridgeway." He kidded her along, and the two of them<br />

got along famously. She really enjoyed having someone that she couldn't run or shove around. She<br />

began to invite him out to the house and load him up with all kinds of goodies. When he got his car,<br />

she would tell him to come to the house when he needed gas—she had her own gasoline pump at the<br />

barn—and fill it up and be sure to get the last drop in that he could.<br />

She discouraged Kenneth from getting married until he had graduated from Princeton and was<br />

well-established. But of course he did it KLV way.<br />

She would have her cook prepare a duck for them, sometimes two. But she was very<br />

autocratic. She had a big, sprawling house, and a huge farm. She had a house in Philadelphia as<br />

well. And Ridge had a farm of his own.<br />

Mrs. Bruce, the only daughter, married late and had no children. And neither son married. So<br />

incredibly, they left this very substantial estate to their chauffeur. His wife always had a dirty neck,<br />

Kenneth tells us. It bothered Agnes no end to see Mrs. Ridgeway's magnificent diamond necklace—<br />

several strands of diamonds—around the woman's fat, wrinkled, dirty neck. You could see the dirt in<br />

the cracks of the neck! Blazing with diamonds!!<br />

In any case, Sunday after church at Plattsburg, Kenneth and Margaret stopped at Mrs.<br />

Ridgeway's to say good-by to her, as she was leaving the next day for Swanscoat, where she spent her<br />

summers. She probably had a home there too. Mrs. Bruce was there. The fact was mentioned that<br />

Margaret had never seen the ocean, and Kenneth remarked that they were going down to Atlantic<br />

City as soon as the car would run fast enough so that it wouldn't take all day. The car would only go<br />

about eighteen miles an hour at that point! The next Monday, their "play day," the Landons lay in<br />

bed wondering what to do, when there was a loud ring at the door. Kenneth heard Mrs. Bruce's voice<br />

calling, and when he stuck his head out the window, she asked him if he and Margaret would like to<br />

join her and her family on a trip to Atlantic City. As they were prepared to depart, Mrs. Bruce<br />

slipped a five-dollar bill into Kenneth's hand, saying Mrs. Ridgeway had given it to her to pass to the<br />

young couple for their day at the beach.<br />

They arrived about noon and went down to the boardwalk. Margaret's first glimpse of the<br />

ocean looked not unlike the lake. Greenish gray waves; sandy beach that looked a bit dirty. Lots of<br />

stores. Piers with commercial exhibits and various kinds of amusements. After lunch, they took a<br />

stroll. Then they went swimming. "I don't like the taste of the water," Margaret wrote.<br />

9<br />

57:50 Kenneth and Margaret entertained the "Klique," his youth group. Which reminds Kenneth of<br />

the famous occasion at about this time when they had the Klique over and served them two ducks.<br />

Here were these big husky farm kids, who were big eaters, and fast eaters, and here Kenneth was<br />

carving two ducks. They were coming back for seconds while Kenneth was still carving, and as it<br />

turned out, he never got a piece of the duck himself. They did it on purpose, and they thought it was<br />

so funny. They sat there just howling with laughter, eating as fast as they could and sending their<br />

plates back for more duck until it was all gone. Kenneth had other things to eat, but no duck!<br />

Margaret was learning to drive. Practicing on a country road, stopping, turning. In<br />

Pennsylvania, you had to have a license, one of the first states in which this was true.<br />

Margaret tells us that they had not had "even one altercation" so far.<br />

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HOUR 31<br />

Session #23 continued March 22, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VB350) Kenneth and Margaret say that their "period of adjustment" to living together was<br />

perfectly natural. They had gone to school together for two years. Sat in the same classes. In the<br />

dining room. Visits back and forth with their families. Kenneth was often in the Mortenson home in<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>. They had written many letters back and forth.<br />

Kenneth on Margaret's baggage. "The baggage? Ohhhh!" He reads a letter from Margaret.<br />

At the end of their summer in Bordentown, Kenneth borrowed a truck from Mr. Deacon and drove to<br />

Princeton with their first load of baggage. "First load, mind you!" Trunks, boxes of books, and<br />

whatnot. The young couple drove up the most fashionable and beautiful streets of Princeton, proudly<br />

viewing the city from the truck. It was Margaret's first view of Princeton. "My biggest surprise,"<br />

Kenneth says, "was all the stuff that came with her. I had QR idea. I was absolutely stunned."<br />

Margaret was a fine cook. Her mother had made sure of that.<br />

Margaret describes Kenneth's work in the church. He paid calls on many of the parishioners.<br />

Wrote his paper. Worked with the youth. Prepared sermons and held services. There was always<br />

something. And Margaret ran the Hutchinson house.<br />

Evangeline, and Elizabeth came to visit them for a week at the end of August, and Evangeline<br />

wrote a description of the house. There were seven or eight bedrooms, they couldn't decide which,<br />

since there was one door on the third floor they could not open. There were eight entrances to the<br />

house. And there were no two rooms on one floor. It was always up or down. Closets, cupboards,<br />

stairs, and antiques everywhere. The closet for dishes was a large room, with shelves solid with<br />

dishes. It was like a maze. There was no plan; it had just been put together. One little bedroom was<br />

reached by a private stairway off the bedroom. There was no other access to it. Most of the beds<br />

were fourposters, some reaching almost to the ceiling.<br />

2<br />

9:10 Late August. A lovely electric iron came as a belated wedding present. Evangeline wrote that<br />

when she was visiting with Kenneth's mother, Mae told her that her sister, Kenneth's Aunt Maude,<br />

was "crazy about Margaret." She was a darling. Kenneth's favorite aunt. Kenneth remembers her<br />

coming to him and saying, "I hope you don't mind my saying this, but Margaret is OXVK!"<br />

Margaret on the Wrights. They lived on a farm, and when she and Kenneth went up there<br />

for the Wrights' 50th wedding anniversary, the old house was still there, but going to ruin. A shame,<br />

because it was the Tory headquarters in the Revolutionary War, a historic building. The Wrights<br />

were Quakers, of course, so they used "thee" instead of "you" in normal conversation. They didn't<br />

use "thou." It was always "thee." Their household was a two-level family, the Walter Wrights and<br />

then their grown children who were married and with children of their own. They all used first<br />

names, but Kenneth could never bring himself to call the patriarch—this huge man, who was older<br />

than Kenneth's own father—"Walter." So he got around it by calling him "the Big Chief."<br />

Joe and Agnes—who was from Maryland—lived with them, and had three children of their<br />

own, Alice, who was five, Joe, who was four, and Ruth, who was about two. They had this big old<br />

ratty house. They had a modern bathroom, but the water would just trickle in when you wanted a<br />

bath. They were very hospitable. The Landons were always welcome to spend the night. On one<br />

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such night, there were so many guests staying at the Wrights that the blankets ran out. So Kenneth<br />

and Margaret wound up with an old bullhide for a blanket. It was, in fact, the hide of a bull that had<br />

inhabited the farm. "The thing was as stiff as a board," says Kenneth. "It just stuck straight out over<br />

the bed, and we were huddled together under it." It was an incredible night. The thing weighed<br />

about a ton! Kenneth tells us.<br />

There was a tremendous warmth in that household. The Big Chief, if he were eating chicken,<br />

he would eat the whole chicken. If he were eating watermelon, he would eat the whole watermelon.<br />

The six veal cutlets Margaret asked Kenneth to buy at the butcher's, thinking he would come<br />

back with something like porkchops. But what he returned with were cuts, each of which weighed<br />

several pounds and would "feed a multitude."<br />

Margaret tells of going swimming in the "cedar water." Joe and Agnes took them out to the<br />

spot. The water was called "cedar water" because it came out of the cedar swamps and looked rather<br />

like ice tea. It was very buoyant and refreshing. They had a terrible time getting dressed because the<br />

bathhouse was closed!<br />

3<br />

16:47 The Wrights made cottage cheese in the dish pan. They used two quarts of cream to make<br />

ice cream, and then would eat a gallon in an evening. It was unbelievable to Margaret to watch food<br />

being prepared and eaten on that level. The Big Chief would pick a dozen ears of corn from the field,<br />

bring them in and prepare them, and eat them all at a sitting.<br />

The reason the Wrights were living in that shabby old house was because of something that<br />

had happened between the elder Wrights and Walter's brother Charles. They had an unwritten<br />

agreement with Uncle Charles that they would work a dairy farm that belonged to him for a number<br />

of years, at the end of which he would give it to them. He would pay them nothing. They worked for<br />

nothing. They had just the food off it. They lived in a beautiful brick house on the farm that had<br />

every convenience. And then, in the end, Uncle Charles broke the agreement and simply turned them<br />

out. All they could do at that point was to get the shabby old place they now had and start over with<br />

a herd of golden guernsey cows. These cows produced a milk so rich that they earned a premium for<br />

it.<br />

Sadly, Adelle had to sell the cottage at Stony Lake. It had meant so much to them all that<br />

Margaret felt real distress over loss.<br />

Mr. Wills' funeral.<br />

4<br />

24:08 Evangeline and Betty's late-August visit to Kenneth and Margaret. Their ride on the<br />

Wolverine, the train, and the man who did his dressing and undressing in his seat across the aisle.<br />

Margaret reads their letters. The big meal Margaret prepared for them when they arrived.<br />

Kenneth tells how he prepared his sermons. "Lying down with my eyes closed." Sunday<br />

morning, he would wake very early and lie warm and cozy under the covers and preach his whole<br />

sermon through, two or three times in his mind, and then get up. Boom. Had the whole thing.<br />

On Kenneth's visit to the old lady who belonged to the church and who made her living<br />

washing and ironing. She had prepared a wonderful angel food cake for him. She was a very<br />

touching person. She would slip Kenneth a dollar, and she herself had nothing.<br />

Margaret reads Elizabeth's letter on their trip on the train. Watching as they went across the<br />

St. Lawrence River and how pretty it was at night. All the trees against the sky in the country. Every<br />

once and a while passing through a village in the night, everyone asleep. The mountains they rode<br />

through. Eve said they were foothills, "But I think they were mountains because they were high, and<br />

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all full of trees, and were made of rock." They had to be mountains!<br />

Elizabeth was fourteen.<br />

On little Ruth Wright and her kittens in the barn.<br />

5<br />

35:23 Evangeline's letter on the first Sunday. Her impressions of Kenneth's preaching. There was<br />

a congregation of thirty-seven, including all the Landons and Mortensons. Kenneth preached on the<br />

book of Esther, and preached very well, too. "I was surprised at how easily he talked. There were no<br />

notes, and his talk lasted an hour. Kenneth has a vivid imagination, as you know. In fact it is the<br />

kind that sometimes fools him about the actual truth, when he is telling stories." The theme was the<br />

unseen guidance of providence in our lives.<br />

They went to dinner at the Wrights. Little Ruth was two, and the little kittens were just nice<br />

furry things to her. She would grab them by their tails, shove them into shoes.<br />

They then went on to Plattsburg for the second church service. Down in the woods behind it<br />

was the cemetery. Evangeline describes a striking old table in the church. The congregation was<br />

"diminutive, to say the least." There was only one congregant that day. Kenneth says that several<br />

times, when he came, there was only one person in the church.<br />

This reminds Kenneth of a famous story when the preacher arrived and found only one person<br />

in the church. The preacher asked the person if he thought they should go ahead and hold the service.<br />

The man said that he was a farmer and was used to feeding cattle. And if only one cow came to be<br />

fed, he would feed her. Okay, said the preacher, and so he went up to the pulpit and went through the<br />

whole shebang, the whole rigmarole, all the hymns and prayers and everything. At the end he came<br />

down and thanked the man for coming. And the man said, "Preacher, remember I said to you that if<br />

only one cow comes, I would feed her. But preacher, I don't dump the whole load of grain on her!"<br />

That day, Kenneth didn't preach his Esther sermon again. He preached a new sermon from<br />

the Song of Solomon, and this impressed Evangeline too.<br />

6<br />

42:25 Elizabeth was called "Snooks" or "Snookie," and signed one of her letters that way.<br />

Kenneth's mother Mae had come to visit at the same time.<br />

Margaret reads a letter to Adelle from Kenneth on the visit of her daughters, and Margaret<br />

comments that it sounds just like him. "I never improve," he answers. "Oh," she says, "you can't<br />

improve on that, can you?"<br />

Mae's mother was in her final illness by now, and that was why Mae had come East.<br />

Kenneth's old Ford gave up the ghost, so he took it to a dealer and traded it in on a new Ford<br />

coupé. Got $150 for the trade-in. They used the last money that was Margaret's own and put it in on<br />

the car. Owed $295 more, and had one year to pay it in. It was a bitter disappointment to Margaret<br />

to lose the last of her money, the last that was her own. She had had dreams about what she would do<br />

with it. And it would be many years before she had money of her own again.<br />

7<br />

47:50 Margaret never became a Presbyterian, never joined a Presbyterian church. She remained a<br />

Methodist, as she had grown up. But she was completely involved in the churches Kenneth pastored.<br />

[At this moment in the recording, there was an electrical power failure, and recording could not be resumed.]<br />

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Session #24 March 29, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

8<br />

48:15 Margaret continues on the visit of Evangeline and Elizabeth. Betty's letter on the farmers'<br />

picnic. Margaret and her sisters go on Saturday to the Sesquicentennial in Philadelphia. The replica<br />

of historical High Street in 1776.<br />

Adelle became fairly heavy in the years after A.D.'s death.<br />

Real estate firms in the <strong>Wheaton</strong> area were failing. For Adelle, business was still very "slow."<br />

The Landons' summer was coming to an end. September 17. Margaret was cleaning the<br />

Hutchinson house. Washing curtains. Washing windows.<br />

Margaret took her driver's license in Trenton September 15, her first driver's license.<br />

They moved to 23 Edwards Place in Princeton October 1.<br />

The girl at <strong>Wheaton</strong> who looked remarkably like Margaret. Adelle writes of seeing her and of<br />

how her heart almost stopped on sight of the girl.<br />

Margaret describes all the problems with the old car. The new car was a dark green Ford<br />

coupé.<br />

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HOUR 32<br />

Session #24 continued March 29, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VB770) Margaret reads her letter on driving to Princeton in the big farm truck they borrowed<br />

from Mr. Deacon to take their first load of baggage.<br />

Adelle writes that Evangeline went to a party at the dorm in <strong>Wheaton</strong> during which the<br />

engagement of Evan Welsh to Betty Sherk was announced. "I may as well admit to you it gave me a<br />

heartache from which I have not yet recovered. I have always so loved that boy." Betty Sherk was a<br />

lovely person and later married a very fine man who was a missionary to China. But she came from a<br />

rather uncultivated family, and the way she dressed and did things did not please Mrs. Welsh. Evan<br />

was a rascal in those days. Full of fun. Always up to something or other. He was very well liked in<br />

town. The only member of his family that was. A lot of the merchants disliked the college because<br />

the Blanchards were very anti-Mason, and it was a Masonic town. There was a lot of antagonism, but<br />

never any for Evan.<br />

Margaret describes Mrs. Welsh. She set out to break up the engagement, but she was wise<br />

enough to know that that wouldn't be enough. She had to replace Betty. So she set her heart on<br />

Evangeline. And Adelle worked with her. But what Mrs. Welsh wanted was, not Evangeline, but the<br />

end of Evan's engagement to Betty. Evangeline was useful to her until that was accomplished. After<br />

that, Mrs. Welsh's possessiveness of Evan turned on Evangeline. "This is to get way ahead of the<br />

story, but Evangeline told me that her wedding day was one of the saddest days in her life. Because<br />

as soon as it became apparent that Evan was really going to marry Evangeline, . . . Mrs. Welsh began<br />

to put on an act" of having heart trouble, even heart attacks. And as the day of the wedding<br />

approached, she went into such a state of distress—"I can't go. I can't possibly go. I just can't bear it,<br />

losing my son. I can't bear it!"—that all Jack and Evan Welsh's attention became focused on her,<br />

"what to do about Mother." It went on and on, and the effect was that Evangeline was shut out. That<br />

was just the beginning of what was to come. Mrs. Welsh never intended to let go, and never did. She<br />

demanded that Evan either call her or write her every day when they were in Minneapolis. It was an<br />

unnatural relationship.<br />

Finally, she said she would come to the wedding if there were no music.<br />

2<br />

7:22 At the end of September, Kenneth and Margaret moved to Princeton to live in an apartment.<br />

In every letter, Margaret asked Adelle how soon she was coming. She had promised to visit.<br />

The Mortensons were a close family, and Adelle and Kenneth had an excellent relationship. When<br />

the Margaret of today read all these letters and found herself saying in practically every one, "How<br />

soon are you coming, Mother?" it reminded her of the Roman senator who ended every speech with,<br />

"Carthage must be destroyed!"<br />

Kenneth's parents decided to help them pay for the car, and sent them $20 a month for the<br />

next year.<br />

Their apartment was on a little side street between the seminary and the university.<br />

"We have sent our application to the Presbyterian Board. Must take physical examinations."<br />

Dinner at Kenneth's Club, to which she was invited. Kenneth was called on to make a speech.<br />

They went to the Princeton-Washington & Lee football game, which Margaret found<br />

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distressing because there was so much drinking. She had never seen that at the Big Ten games in the<br />

Midwest. Here people were drunk.<br />

3<br />

12:10 Margaret tells of the Gospel preacher who was invited to address the chapel at Princeton by<br />

mistake. The students booed him lustily. Originally, Princeton had been a Presbyterian school, and<br />

right on into the beginning of this century, it continued to be a Christian school. But all that was<br />

gone now. It was like a country club, and it was called "the best country club on the East coast." It<br />

became so good that parents whose interest was in the excellence of the education but who cared<br />

nothing about the Christian faith began sending their sons. The evangelist retorted effectively,<br />

silencing the students, and proceeded with his speech. But it was an experience no one soon forgot.<br />

Dr. Welsh came unexpectedly to Princeton and dropped in at the Landons' for dinner. (When<br />

Adelle moved into her new home on Cross St. in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Dr. Welsh moved his family into the<br />

house at 610 Irving Ave.)<br />

The green double slicker coat that Kenneth and Margaret bought—for both of them to use.<br />

The Wrights were giving many vegetables to the Landons, which helped Margaret on the cost<br />

of groceries. One thing they gave them was a keg of sauerkraut. Margaret has never been able to<br />

face sauerkraut since. "I can't get it down." She has problems with shad too.<br />

4<br />

19:48 Kenneth writes Adelle, "After almost five months of Margaret, twenty-four hours a day, I<br />

still think I have the finest wife in the world, and all the rest of the fellows got left pretty badly. I<br />

think I love her more now than when we were first married. And that's going some." Kenneth added<br />

that he especially enjoyed the walks he and Margaret were going out on, every day. The Margaret of<br />

today laughs, "All my life he's been dragging me out for these walks!" They took the Scripture to<br />

talk about. Kenneth was working on his sermons all the time.<br />

Kenneth talks about how much he loves walking.<br />

More vegetables from the Wrights, and one whole, baked duck.<br />

Margaret tells us that the Mortensons were all members of the <strong>College</strong> Church of Christ in<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>, which was a Congregational church at that time. That was her church, then.<br />

Adelle writes about the leaks in the roof when there was rain, damaging the plaster and<br />

flooding the basement.<br />

Kenneth planned a new series of evangelistic services at his church, to begin November 29.<br />

Adelle writes of new leaks in the bathroom, around the tub, which damaged the room below.<br />

The place was poorly built. Prof. Bowles came and declared that there must be a clog in the pipes.<br />

His own house was magnificent.<br />

The cornucopia of fruit and vegetables on the altar at Thanksgiving, pumpkins, oranges,<br />

apples, dates, grapefruit, grapes, bananas, cabbage, nuts, gallons of cider, and fruit candy—all of it<br />

for the Landons.<br />

5<br />

28:40 Miss Abbie Farwell, a delightful older woman who was behind the altarful of fruit and<br />

vegetables. They had pheasant for dinner with her. She was a very dignified, slim little woman,<br />

quite elegant, and an intimate friend of Mrs. Ridgeway. She was poor, and lived in a little house all<br />

by herself. She was very faithful in the church, and she and Kenneth became great friends. When<br />

there was a church picnic—before he was married—he generally loaded Miss Farwell in with him.<br />

She was a "safe date." He had a bit of a problem with some of the girls in the church, who kept<br />

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putting themselves forward.<br />

Kenneth presented the Gospel to a sixteen-year-old boy in his church, and led him to Christ.<br />

"Kenneth is a perpetual revival all his own," wrote Margaret.<br />

Adelle writes of listening to a musical program on the radio at Mrs. McShane's house in<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>, her first experience of that. Very exciting.<br />

6<br />

34:38 Margaret begins planning for Christmas. Since she had been a child, she had always put a lot<br />

of thought into it. She decided to buy Kenneth a Remington portable typewriter. $60. She would<br />

have to buy it on time. Her food allowance for the week was $7, and it was hard to squeeze money<br />

out, but she had managed to save $13. And Ralph Varhaug had an account at the bookstore and<br />

could get the typewriter for $54 instead of $60. And she could get $15 on the old Corona. So with<br />

Ralph's help, she got it, and hid it in her trunk. She was so afraid Kenneth would figure out what she<br />

had gotten.<br />

Marian Morrison, Evangeline's friend, who had so much money. Evangeline had nothing;<br />

worked for 35 cents an hour.<br />

A call came from Dr. Erdman's secretary inviting the Landons for dinner. He was a very nice<br />

man, very gracious. An important figure at the seminary.<br />

Elizabeth goes on her first date, a bit to Adelle's dismay. She was going to "the Academy"<br />

there in <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

7<br />

40:37 Kenneth runs into a Mr. Lindsay Hadley on the university campus quite accidentally. It was<br />

evening, just coming on toward supper time. The two of them met as they came from opposite<br />

directions and fell into step. Kenneth was "always a friendly guy and saying hello to everybody," so<br />

he asked the man where he was going, and the answer was that he was going to Renwick's to get a<br />

sandwich. "Hah!" Kenneth responded. "I am going home to roast chicken." He invited the man<br />

home with him on the spot, and Hadley accepted. Kenneth had no idea who he was. Hadley said he<br />

was visiting on campus, and Kenneth assumed that he was a parent. So they sat down, and Hadley<br />

"lolloped into that roast chicken. I was astounded at the way he ate." He especially liked the apple<br />

pie. Naturally, in conversation they learned who Mr. Lindsay Hadley was, the candidate secretary of<br />

the Presbyterian mission board. A happy coincidence. They spent the evening talking about the<br />

missionary life. Hadley told them there was practically no hope of Kenneth and Margaret's going<br />

anywhere they wanted to go, particularly to Hilla. Mesopotamia had no funds for sending out any<br />

missionaries this year. There were to be no appointments to Syria and Persia. The meeting of the<br />

board was to be the following Monday, when they might possibly be assigned to China.<br />

The chicken Margaret roasted was a gift from Mrs. Ridgeway. People were always giving<br />

them gifts. One Sunday Mrs. Ridgeway gave them a roll of bills that amounted to $42. Someone<br />

gave them a large capon. Someone else gave them a substantial amount of cranberries.<br />

Kenneth wrote out all their Christmas cards by hand, to every family in the church. It was a<br />

beautiful card. Margaret reads the message Kenneth composed, concluding, "Then, pausing for a<br />

moment before the thought of the Christ child, the greatest gift of the great Giver of gifts, say with us<br />

in the words of Paul, 'Thanks be unto God for his wonderful gift!'" Kenneth opines that he must have<br />

had writer's cramp by the time he got through writing all those cards!<br />

"Well, it was a great love affair," Kenneth says. "It was my first church."<br />

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8<br />

46:18 Kenneth's description of their first Christmas together, in a letter to Adelle. One of his gifts<br />

to Margaret was a gold wrist "doojag" for her wristwatch. (No explanation.) But his main gift was a<br />

"Parker duofold set all done up in green" that he bought at the bookstore. He got a big packing box,<br />

put the set in the bottom, and filled the box with magazines until it weighed a ton. She was<br />

completely fooled.<br />

What Margaret did was to present Kenneth with an elegant little box of dates for Christmas, in<br />

which he found a note telling him to go to the garret, which he did. There he found a peppermint<br />

candy cane with another note telling him to go to the cellar. In the cellar he found a ten-cent package<br />

of figs with a note telling him to go back to the living room, where he'd started from. By this time, he<br />

knew the chase was hot, for there were no more rooms to send him to! "And there, with my breath<br />

whistling like the Tunerville Trolley for a crossing, I found my Christmas present, and I am writing to<br />

you with it." The typewriter! Immediately, he began calculating where in the world Margaret got the<br />

money to buy it with.<br />

Adelle's Christmas present from Evangeline was a three-minute telephone call to Kenneth and<br />

Margaret, a great luxury in those days. She put in the call at about 9:00 p.m. and then had to wait for<br />

the phone company to put it through and ring her. She and the girls sat and waited until midnight,<br />

then had some food and got ready for bed. The girls actually went to bed, while Adelle lay on the<br />

couch in the living room. Then at about 3:00 a.m. the phone rang, and the girls came running. The<br />

call had gone through! Evangeline was in a daze from waking so soon after falling asleep. The<br />

Mortensons and Landons could hear each other perfectly across all that distance. "It seemed almost<br />

as though we could see you." They hardly knew what to say on such an important occasion. But the<br />

thing was just doing it, talking on the telephone to loved ones so far away. It was a thrilling<br />

experience.<br />

9<br />

52:50 When Margaret was in high school, there were little recitations that the kids had made up<br />

among themselves and would recite as fast as they could. The game was to see who could say it the<br />

fastest. There were several of them. Margaret does one for us, "My mother sent me to the<br />

apothecary shop quicker'n blazes. Bud's home sick with the picken chox. She wants five cents'<br />

worth of paregoric in this tin dipper. The wine bottle's full of sweet bitters in it. Got any?" She then<br />

takes us through the words slowly, and then recites them at speed a second time.<br />

Kenneth speaks of the evangelistic services in early December, which ran three weeks.<br />

10<br />

56:27 Kenneth talks about his last year at Princeton. His studies. His church. Preparing to go to<br />

the mission field. His new wife. It was a great year in his life. He tells how they learned that<br />

Margaret was pregnant, another great event of that year. She was vomiting. Ill. They went to the<br />

doctor, who decided that she had appendicitis. This hit Kenneth hard, because he had lost his brother.<br />

Now he feared he was about to lose his wife. But the doctor didn't think it was serious enough yet to<br />

operate. Margaret kept vomiting, though, and finally the doctor sent them to a surgeon, who<br />

examined her. The surgeon burst into laughter. "Young lady," he said, "your case of appendicitis<br />

will be a boy or a girl." She was pregnant, and the child would be born in September.<br />

Margaret continued to be nauseous, vomiting. She was really sick. So Kenneth did much of<br />

the cooking from then on. He had lots of nursing to do.<br />

He was a firm believer in pastoral calling, so he did a lot of pastoral calling. And he had his<br />

youth group, which took a lot of time. "I was spinning," Kenneth says.<br />

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Kenneth speaks of how he almost won the sermon contest at Princeton without knowing he<br />

was in it. He had no idea there was a contest. No one had told him. And there was a money prize<br />

too. He was told to preach, and so he did, in a casual but what seemed to him effective way,<br />

preaching from the floor of the chapel rather than from the pulpit. Doing that cost him considerable<br />

criticism from the judges, so that he lost the contest he didn't know he was in.<br />

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HOUR 33<br />

Session #24 continued March 29, 1977 Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth at this point<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VB1350) Kenneth continues on the sermon contest at Princeton. They all had to preach<br />

sermons before the faculty. He could preach off the top of his head for an hour at any moment, on<br />

any one of dozens of texts. He memorized the Scripture; didn't even have to pick up a Bible. So he<br />

preached that important sermon extemporaneously. And still almost won!<br />

Session #25 April 6, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

January, 1927, "a tremendous year in our lives." Adelle and the girls went to the church<br />

dinner at the college on New Year's day. It was a tradition then. They stayed for a concert afterward,<br />

and then went to call on the McShanes. Mr. McShane told them of the plans to build the east wing of<br />

the main building, later called Blanchard Hall. The stone for it was to come from the same quarry in<br />

Batavia that the original stone for the building had come from. They were going to renovate the<br />

original section of the building, the tower and the central part. It was in very bad repair.<br />

Evangeline had gone with Archie McKinney since her freshman year. He was a tremendous<br />

basketball player, and a very fine man.<br />

Margaret tells us that, ever since childhood, she has had colds that were almost as bad as the<br />

flu.<br />

She reads from a letter she wrote her mother that January, after Kenneth's parents had come to<br />

visit her and Kenneth. "Kenneth's mother is still in very poor health, and probably always will be, I<br />

guess, unless God sees fit to perform a miracle for her. It will be hard on her if Kenneth leaves this<br />

country. She has less to live for than almost anyone I know. For weeks at a time she will be sick,<br />

alone in the house. She has few neighbors, and those she has are not congenial. Her church<br />

relationships are not very pleasant. Then when Kenneth's father is away on trips, she is completely<br />

alone. I don't see how she stands it. No wonder Kenneth is her biggest interest."<br />

Margaret tells of feeling cold at Princeton and wearing Kenneth's old bathrobe, though "it<br />

smelled so, I didn't like to wear it." She adds, laughing, "I've always had a sensitive nose. That was<br />

one thing that made the tropics very difficult for me at first. My nose was offended!" One of her<br />

Christmas gifts from Adelle was a bathrobe of her own.<br />

Kenneth bought Margaret a black satin dress and a blue Bolivia coat as an after-Christmas<br />

gift—probably using a gift of money from someone in the church.<br />

2<br />

7:20 The story of Ned Stonehouse, the bright young man in Princeton seminary. When Kenneth<br />

and Margaret applied to be missionaries, someone told Ned this, and he exclaimed, "Not WKDW jazzy<br />

dame!" Of all the things Margaret never was! But she did love beautiful clothes, and she figures Ned<br />

must have seen her in her black satin dress.<br />

In early January, the Landons learned that they had been accepted as missionaries, if they<br />

were willing to go to Siam. They were given several weeks to decide if they wished to go there. The<br />

decision rested with them. Margaret reads a long letter on their meeting with the authorities of the<br />

mission board in New York City. The man in charge of Siam and the Philippines was named Dr.<br />

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Arthur Judson Brown. Mr. Hadley, the candidate secretary, joined them.<br />

(Muriel Fuller dropped in. She was living and working in New York, and Margaret had<br />

written to ask her to drop by if she could. She could only stay a short time. Her family lived close to<br />

Central Park. Her grandfather had a seat on the stock exchange and was a very wealthy man. Her<br />

mother had alienated him by marrying the family dentist. Muriel and Otis were supposed to have<br />

received a substantial inheritance from their grandfather, but they were cheated out of it. Muriel was<br />

the one friend of Margaret's who was totally faithful to Margaret through all those years in Siam,<br />

sending her letters, magazines, books, gifts. "I'm still grateful to her.")<br />

7$3( 9, 6LGH<br />

3<br />

13:26 Margaret continues reading her long letter home. Dr. Brown questioned Kenneth about a<br />

statement he made in his letter of application to the board, "I don't believe in this popular<br />

'brotherhood of man' and 'fatherhood of God' stuff." Stuff? Stuff? He went on to speak of these<br />

beliefs as widely held in the church. How could Kenneth look compassionately on the Siamese if he<br />

did not regard them as his brothers? Kenneth explained that he did not count anyone his brother who<br />

did not have the Lord Jesus Christ as his personal Savior, and that he felt sure that God was the<br />

Father only of believers. He said that this belief, however, would not make him look down on the<br />

Siamese, as he saw the Siamese as his neighbors and that Christ had commanded us to love our<br />

neighbor as ourselves.<br />

Dr. Brown then turned to Margaret and asked her about a statement in her letter of application<br />

that she saw Scripture as dictated by the Spirit. She knew nothing of the dictation theory of<br />

Scripture.<br />

Margaret speaks of the controversy at Princeton between the "fundamentalists" and the<br />

"modernists." Kenneth had taken no part in the fuss. But he and Margaret were on the conservative<br />

side. The Presbyterian board tended to be on the liberal side.<br />

Kenneth's parents were strongly opposed to Kenneth's going out under the Presbyterian board<br />

because of the controversy. They felt he should go under a "faith mission." They were especially<br />

concerned because the board had members who did not hold to the pre-millennial coming of Christ.<br />

Mae tried to come East for a visit with family, but had to turn back because of illness.<br />

4<br />

23:38 On John Anderson Eakin's cutting out work with the Chinese in Siam in the nineteenth<br />

century. He was determined that the Presbyterian missionaries should work only with the Siamese.<br />

This was foolish because the Chinese in Siam were thoroughly Siamese by the second generation.<br />

Chinese women were prohibited from coming into the country, and so the men took Siamese wives.<br />

They might have a Chinese wife back home, of course. They were so able and hard-working that<br />

they soon became the leading citizens in towns all over the country. They were practically the ruling<br />

class, and certainly the wealthy class. They were completely open to the missionaries because they<br />

were separated from their home country. Eakin's stopping work with them was a great mistake. And<br />

it did not resume until 1918 or so, when Graham Fuller came out.<br />

Someone ran into Adelle's car, damaging the fender, so that she had to walk three miles to<br />

work. She also wrote that the old Evanston Township High School building had burned.<br />

And also that Dr. J. Frank Norris was on trial for murder. He was Lillian Norris Weaver's<br />

father. He had the biggest church in the U.S., down in Dallas, Texas. In fact, he had a second church<br />

in Detroit, which was also enormous, and he moved back and forth between the two. He was a<br />

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powerful, eloquent speaker. He was threatened by the sheriff of Dallas, Texas. His son had been<br />

stabbed, up under his shoulder, a very serious injury. Norris was denouncing this, that, and the other<br />

thing down there, and people took issue with him and swore to take his life. The sheriff called him<br />

and told him he was going to shoot him. So when the sheriff walked into J. Frank Norris' office,<br />

shortly after that, Norris shot him dead. Norris, of course, alleged that he was in fear of his life and<br />

acted in self-defense. He was charged with murder, tried, found not guilty; but his influence was<br />

"dented" from then on.<br />

5<br />

30:40 Margaret and Kenneth read a book by Dr. Arthur Brown. Miss Reid, of the board, was a<br />

charming woman; she had been a missionary herself; and she gave them a warning. "The worst<br />

trouble you will have will be with some of your fellow missionaries on your station." And she was<br />

right. "I've often said," Kenneth tells us, "I had nothing to learn about dirty politics when I came to<br />

Washington. We'd already had it all. There were no novel experiences!" Margaret adds that the<br />

isolation of the station had a "curious psychological effect" on people who were a little difficult.<br />

They became more so. And the Landons were pitched in with some of the more difficult<br />

missionaries out there.<br />

The cost to the mission of supporting the Landons in Siam was $3000 a year. The large<br />

amount was horrifying to Margaret.<br />

The sermon Kenneth had to deliver at the seminary. Margaret helped in the preparation, and<br />

tells of the theme. This turned out to be the competition Kenneth didn't know he was in. There were<br />

three preachers that night, Kenneth being the third. The first two went up to the pulpit and were quite<br />

remote from the audience. The fellow before him, Lowry, was very formal and rather dull. Kenneth<br />

decided to be less formal, and preach from the floor of the chapel. He asked if there were any<br />

objection, and no one objected. The sermon went off well. When he was done, the "judges" declared<br />

that they would now confer and then announce the "winner." "Winner?" Kenneth thought. It turned<br />

out that this was the final of the competition for preacher's prize of the year. No one had told him.<br />

The prize was several hundred dollars. If he had known, he would have done differently. The money<br />

would have meant a great deal to them. As it was, he placed second to Mr. Lowry.<br />

Margaret entertained the Klique. Only seven or eight came because of the bad weather.<br />

Calvin Lippincott had a good time; he ate from the time he arrived until the moment he left. He was<br />

known for this. His sister Virginia later went to <strong>Wheaton</strong> and served as a missionary in India for<br />

many years; she is now living again in Columbus, NJ.<br />

6<br />

41:32 Kenneth writes his parents on January 19, announcing Margaret's pregnancy. "And Mother,<br />

if you have loads of good advice for Margaret, I know she'd appreciate it!"<br />

Margaret on sauerkraut. The Wrights had given them a pail of sauerkraut as a gift. She got<br />

the pail down to see if the stuff had properly "krauted," as Kenneth put it, and it most certainly had!<br />

Margaret cooked it with the door shut to the kitchen and could hardly wait to get out of the house.<br />

Kenneth ate it, of course, not Margaret. He ate and he ate until he couldn't stand any more.<br />

Adelle writes that <strong>College</strong> Church had called a pastor, a Dr. Page.<br />

Margaret reads the list of things the board told them they needed to take to Siam. Blankets for<br />

cool weather; and clothing for ten months of hot weather. White duck suits for men. Buy a pith hat<br />

in Hong Kong. White canvas shoes. Raincoat and hat, rubbers and umbrella. All your wedding<br />

presents. An evening suit for the men. Music and songs. Kenneth bought a "monkey jacket" out<br />

there, a short white jacket like the ones waiters sometimes wear. This was "semi-formal." For all<br />

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this, the board gave them $250. They also helped them buy their furniture.<br />

They couldn't find any information on Siam. Dr. Brown's book was entitled, The<br />

Expectation of Siam. They found only one other.<br />

Kenneth recalls their incredible conversation as they lay on their deck chairs on that tiny,<br />

ninety-ton steamer that was carrying them to Bangkok. Margaret asked him, "Kenneth, tell me all<br />

you know about Siam." And he answered, "I understand most of the people are twins." And then he<br />

added, "I believe a great many of the animals are white elephants. And it rains a whole lot, because I<br />

saw a picture of the king sitting under an umbrella with nine layers to it." They just couldn't find<br />

anything on Siam. Kenneth had prepared in Semitic philology so that he could work in the Near<br />

East, but couldn't get there. Margaret points out that Kenneth never liked to wait. If he had been<br />

willing to wait two years, he could have gone to the Near East. But he decided to plunge out into the<br />

unknown.<br />

7<br />

49:02 In February, Kenneth wrote that he and Margaret had been officially appointed to Siam. The<br />

plan was for them to depart in August. The board didn't know yet that Margaret was expecting a<br />

baby the month after that. Kenneth feared there would be a delay of a few months to a year once they<br />

learned of it.<br />

Adelle received a letter from Mr. Luke Keddie of Bear Lake to the president of <strong>Wheaton</strong><br />

<strong>College</strong>. He asked to know the cost of sending a student there. He said that the people of Bear Lake<br />

had become interested in <strong>Wheaton</strong> through their experience of Margaret Mortenson. "If she is a<br />

sample <strong>Wheaton</strong> product, we want some of our Bear Lake young people to share in its advantages."<br />

The day Kenneth got "most gloriously stuck in the mud." The car was down in the mud so far<br />

that the car body was touching the ground. The only way he could break the car loose was to set the<br />

wheels running, get out, and bodily pick up the rear end of the car. Then, when the car started to go,<br />

he had to dash madly to jump back in. Sunday was his unlucky day. He slipped and fell twice, once<br />

in a puddle of muddy water at the Wrights' house.<br />

Mrs. Deacon shares with Margaret her two copies of Gothe's (SP?) "ladies' book" from 1864<br />

and 1865 which gave her a great deal of pleasure.<br />

The Landons visited with several missionaries staying at the seminary who were familiar with<br />

Siam and learned something about the country from them. They advised the Landons to take very<br />

little with them. Any furniture they needed could be made of teak wood there, in any pattern they<br />

desired. Margaret later concluded that this advice was incorrect, that the board's advice to take as<br />

much as possible was better.<br />

8<br />

54:35 The board's not preparing them for their work in Siam. "I was supposed to be prepared,"<br />

Kenneth says. "I was a graduate of Princeton!"<br />

Margaret comments on the way the Presbyterian missionaries valued the Thai culture and<br />

worked to preserve it. The Thai themselves were of a mind to jettison everything. At the same time,<br />

the Americans were strong representatives of their own country because they believed in it so deeply.<br />

They "exuded" this rather than professed it. They exemplified it.<br />

Training programs for missionaries came in after the Second World War, Kenneth says. The<br />

Presbyterians had instituted a language school in Siam by the time the Landons got there. It was<br />

relatively new at that point. This was in Bangkok, the capital.<br />

1926-27 was Evangeline's senior year in college. She was preparing to teach, though she was<br />

not enthusiastic about teaching. Jobs were already getting hard to find. Evangeline had been going<br />

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with Archie McKinney for years, and everyone took it for granted that she would marry him.<br />

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HOUR 34<br />

Session #25 continued April 6, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIA280) On Evangeline and Archie. He was a fine young man. The process Mrs. Welsh set<br />

going to put a stop to Evan Welsh's engagement to Betty Sherk also put an end to Evangeline's<br />

relationship with Archie. "It determined Evangeline's life and ultimately her death," Margaret tells<br />

us. Mrs. Welsh set about cultivating Adelle, who was lonely and vulnerable. Furthermore, Adelle<br />

greatly liked Evan. She felt a deep "pang" when Evan's engagement to Betty Sherk was announced.<br />

Adelle didn't feel she was influencing Evangeline. But both Margaret and Betty did. Evangeline was<br />

such a lovely person, a really charming person. She had to endure so much because of the marriage<br />

that eventuated.<br />

Adelle prepared a dinner for the advisory board of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>, for seventy-five people.<br />

Kenneth reads a letter of his from February, 1927, on Margaret's "appendicitis." Margaret<br />

talks about the experience. The opinion of the doctors. She was terribly sick, and the doctor came<br />

every day of the week. She could hardly lift her head. All she ate for a couple of weeks was a little<br />

orange juice and toast. She was steadily losing weight. Kenneth was trying to cook for her, but he<br />

was "a very poor cook," he tells us. He produced food that even he didn't like.<br />

Margaret wrote that Kenneth was "a fine nurse," who said he had gotten lots of practice taking<br />

care of his sick mother through the years. He had even braided Margaret's hair. And done the<br />

ironing, including his own shirts. "Kenneth has proved himself to be a good cook. . . ." She was<br />

trying to be cheerful, she tells us.<br />

2<br />

7:57 Kenneth writes that Dr. Brown of the mission board had consulted with a Dr. Salisbury and<br />

with another medical missionary advising that the Landons sail for Siam in May and have the baby in<br />

Bangkok. This would mean sailing in Margaret's fifth month. Kenneth promptly consulted with a<br />

doctor in Princeton, who concurred, and then made the decision to depart in May. Thus, Kenneth did<br />

not stay for his graduation. He finished his studies, took his exams, and departed. Margaret planned<br />

to go home for about six weeks to visit with her family before May.<br />

Margaret was terribly depressed about this development, and wept over it. "Psychologically,<br />

it was for me a very bad thing and had a permanent effect on my whole feeling about Siam and about<br />

the whole mission bit. It wasn't that I didn't try. It was just a very bad way to start." Her deep wish<br />

was to stay until the baby was about a year old and then go out. This was what Adelle wished too.<br />

And Margaret and Adelle were aware that Kenneth's mother might not live until the end of their first<br />

term and so might never see her grandchild. This in fact is what happened. She never did.<br />

The names the Landons were considering for their baby were the ones they did use with their<br />

first two children, "Peggy" and "Billy Brads," as Adelle put the nicknames that Margaret Dorothea<br />

and William Bradley might be given.<br />

The plan was to leave the country May 21 from San Francisco on The President Wilson, cabin<br />

#38. They had their passport pictures taken.<br />

Kenneth worked to get Margaret out for a walk every day. They were going farther and<br />

farther, and she was growing stronger. He kept after her about it, and kidded her about it, because<br />

she really didn't want to do it! (We laugh because this is still the pattern in 1977. Kenneth works to<br />

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get Margaret out for walks all the time, and she resists. "I guess I'm incorrigible," Kenneth says once<br />

again. "I never improve.")<br />

3<br />

15:36 Kenneth tells of the time that spring of 1927 that they were driving back at night after<br />

church—he had his arm around Margaret, boy and girl fashion—when all of a sudden a big car<br />

coming at high speed in the opposite direction swung out into their lane, headlights on. With his one<br />

hand on the wheel, Kenneth made one terrific heave on the wheel and whipped his little car off the<br />

road. He had no idea what he was going into, but there was no time to worry about that. Clipped<br />

past a telephone pole. Careened up a bank. And that huge car just missed them, actually making<br />

contact with their rear fender. Kenneth maneuvered back onto the road after the next telephone pole,<br />

and drove on as before. The two of them sat in the car perhaps for four or five minutes without<br />

speaking. They would surely have been killed. "I still remember that as though it were yesterday."<br />

Margaret seems to have no memory of it.<br />

Kenneth had a tailor in town making clothes for him. "The tailor is a Jew," Margaret reads<br />

from her letter, "and so is Kenneth when it comes to buying clothes. So the two of them get along<br />

fine. . . ." He needed a suit for every day of the week because of the extreme heat and humidity; also<br />

the dirt.<br />

A picture was taken that summer of all the new missionaries the Presbyterians were sending<br />

out around the world that year, a large group of them. Only Kenneth and Margaret had been sent on<br />

ahead and so did not appear in the picture. Kenneth and Margaretta Wells appeared in the picture,<br />

and went out to Siam six months after the Landons. Ken took a teaching position up in Chiang Mai.<br />

Mrs. Stevenson, the seminary president's wife, invited Margaret to tea, and particularly asked<br />

her to spend "a long time" at her home—most of the afternoon. She seemed to take a particular<br />

interest in the Landons. Margaret did not wear her hat, and found herself among women more<br />

formally dressed and wearing their hats, which made her uncomfortable. But later, when she looked<br />

her hat, she was rather glad she hadn't worn it! (Kenneth booms with laughter at this.) It was the<br />

first time Margaret had had tea in years.<br />

4<br />

22:20 Names Margaret was called. Kenneth always called her "Margaret." Adelle called her<br />

"Peggy" or even "Peggotty." She would start a letter, "Dear Peggotty."<br />

Ralph Varhaug candidated for Kenneth's position at First Presbyterian, and just as Kenneth<br />

had done two years before, came to preach at the church to show his stuff. Did pretty well.<br />

Margaret's birth certificate came, and gave her a bit of a shock. It said she had been born 5:30<br />

a.m., September 7, 1901, and it called her "Female Mortenson." Needless to say, this was<br />

unacceptable to the passport officials. Adelle had to make an affidavit confirming that Margaret was<br />

who she said she was. This went to the passport office, which kept the original. The Landons have<br />

only a copy.<br />

Margaret departed to spend a few weeks with her family before leaving the country. In mid-<br />

March Kenneth closed out the apartment and moved back into Brown Hall at the seminary to save<br />

money.<br />

Margaret went to New York to visit with Muriel before her trip to <strong>Wheaton</strong>, and the two of<br />

them went out to the Statue of Liberty and climbed it. 160 steps of a spiral staircase. They didn't feel<br />

like doing much of anything the following day.<br />

Margaret comments that she is "following the whole Welsh thing" in her letters but not<br />

putting it into this taped record. She has her own record.<br />

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Mrs. Ridgeway presented Kenneth with an envelope filled with $256 in it from the church as<br />

a gift to help take the car to Siam. She tried to make a speech, but suddenly her voice left her and she<br />

began to weep. "Here, take it, honey. We love you," she exclaimed. Others began to weep too,<br />

women and men both. So Kenneth was able to pay the note off on his car, completing payment of it,<br />

and sent $50 to Margaret to buy clothes.<br />

More on the problem of Margaret's birth certificate and Adelle's affidavit.<br />

Muriel's grandfather was named John Muir.<br />

Kenneth had wanted good pictures of his father and mother since he went to college, and for<br />

his birthday that spring of 1927, they sent him pictures, which he had specially framed and which he<br />

kept the rest of his life.<br />

Margaret sent him a big orange cake "with three handsome belts to hang her husband up with<br />

in the middle."<br />

5<br />

32:25 Kenneth and Margaret went to Meadville in early March, and Kenneth preached the evening<br />

service in the Presbyterian church March 13. From there, Margaret set off for <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

Kenneth was continuing his preparations for the mission field. That was when he bought his<br />

straight razor, which he used for many years until recently. He describes shaving with the thing on<br />

the train. "Never lost a lip!"<br />

In early April, Kenneth was called in to New York because in his final physical examination,<br />

the doctor thought he had heard a heart murmur. The board wanted him undergo a thorough<br />

examination by two cardiac specialists. They found the heart murmur all right, but laughed and<br />

pronounced that it was the kind of murmur the strongest hearts sometimes have. The board's doctor<br />

was still skeptical, and Kenneth had a long conversation with him, persuading him that in spite of his<br />

slow pulse, low blood pressure, low temperature, and heart murmur, he was NOT pepless, that in<br />

fact, he seldom felt tired. So, reluctantly, the doctor passed on him.<br />

Session #26 April 19, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

6<br />

38:34 Kenneth's letter thanking his parents for the pictures they had sent him.<br />

The people of First Presbyterian in Columbus were sad about Kenneth's going. He was down<br />

to his last two sermons. He too was sad to be leaving them. "I can surely look back on my first<br />

church with satisfaction and peace in my heart."<br />

Kenneth declares in a letter that he is ready to go. "I could leave for Siam on thirty minutes'<br />

notice. And not be rushed."<br />

The anecdote Kenneth told in church concerning the quarrelsome nature of the churches<br />

among themselves. "Let it not be said that our churches could only agree on an undertaker. You<br />

might say they could only get together on a dead issue." Ridge Ridgeway found this so funny that it<br />

convulsed him. He had to put his head down to hide his laughter.<br />

The Bible conference that ended Kenneth's time at Columbus. This was something he had<br />

started his first summer there, so this was the third conference. He had a number of speakers come.<br />

In late April, Kenneth cleaned the car and took it to New York to be boxed and shipped to<br />

Siam. When he got home from this, he found a registered envelope with the railway and steamship<br />

tickets for their trip to Siam. Nearly $1000 worth.<br />

As usual, Kenneth exhausted himself studying for exams. He studied virtually twenty-four<br />

hours a day, he tells us.<br />

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7<br />

45:00 Kenneth's ordination. [In hour #28, index 6, Kenneth told emphatically of his ordination in Meadville<br />

April 19, 1926. Here, it is clear that his ordination occurred May 10, 1927. I cannot explain the discrepancy.<br />

KPL Jr.] Kenneth reads the account of his ordination from the Meadville newspaper, a long article. It<br />

describes the hymns, the sermon, the charge given to the Rev. Landon, and the rite in which all the<br />

ministers present came forward and lay hands on the kneeling ordinand. Thus Kenneth became a<br />

member of the Erie Presbytery.<br />

The Landons rode the Northwestern Railroad across the country. In those days, the crosscountry<br />

trains were magnificent. The steam engines were particularly impressive, and the trains had<br />

a kind of romanticism that trains have lost since then. The train stopped in <strong>Wheaton</strong> just for the<br />

Landons. A lot of people had come down to see them off. They brought Margaret a bouquet of<br />

flowers. Also nuts and candies. Some people threw rice, as if it were a wedding. The train was<br />

called The Gold Coast Limited, and it left Chicago at 8:30 at night. When they got on, it was still<br />

light. It was May 16, a Monday.<br />

"It seemed to me I couldn't bear to leave home," wrote Margaret during the trip. Time seemed<br />

to have stopped on May 16. "It seemed almost like a day of execution." But time was indeed<br />

moving on, and already she was thinking of when she would see her family again. Her last visit<br />

home had meant a great deal to her, she wrote.<br />

Margaret reads her description of riding through the Sierra Nevada mountains. The snow.<br />

The little towns. The pines and firs. Streams and rivers, cascades of water over the rocks. The<br />

valleys below. Then coming out into the Sacramento Valley. Kenneth had an orange for breakfast<br />

almost as big as a grapefruit. Then came the Rockies. "They looked so remote and cool and still, so<br />

different from the people on the train."<br />

Her description of the people and their faces on the train. The two Presbyterian ministers they<br />

met.<br />

They arrived in San Francisco and checked into a hotel. They found a wonderful place to eat<br />

at a cafeteria nearby.<br />

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HOUR 35<br />

Session #26 continued April 19, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, and later Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIA700) The cafeteria had a special 50-cent dinner! And a seven-course dinner at that! And<br />

they had a good orchestra! The Landons went back to the hotel and slept from 8 p.m. to 7:45 a.m. the<br />

following morning. They were both dead tired.<br />

"This town is certainly clean and tasty," Kenneth wrote. speaking of San Francisco. "I am<br />

impressed with the fresh air, even in the business district, and how polite people are."<br />

The ship was scheduled to leave Saturday the 21st of May at 4 p.m.<br />

Margaret comments that there was a place on the train where you got a bath. Very<br />

impressive. Kenneth asserts that he didn't get one.<br />

She also remembers all the letters from <strong>Wheaton</strong> people that were sent to them on their<br />

journey. Someone in <strong>Wheaton</strong> had organized this. She still has the letters in her files.<br />

Each Mortenson had given the Landons a parting gift. Adelle had made them cookies.<br />

Elizabeth gave Margaret her most-loved string of beads. Evangeline gave her some handkerchiefs of<br />

the kind she liked.<br />

They had to go to the steamship office to have their order for tickets exchanged for the actual<br />

tickets.<br />

The hotel was very nice. A spacious lobby. Their room was on the seventh floor, and was<br />

clean and airy. Things weren't fancy, but they were comfortable. The price was $3 a day. The<br />

mission board told them to stay there. The Hotel Larne.<br />

Margaret shares more about the train they rode across the country. Eight Pullmans. Diner.<br />

Observation car. Flocks of sheep and herds of cows in the fields. Very little cultivated ground. The<br />

cows all had white faces, and were shaggy. "The sheep looked like flecks of foam on a green sea of<br />

sagebrush, and quite often there were wobbly new lambs trailing their mothers. All through the West<br />

there were bleak little villages along the tracks, in which every building was painted the same shade<br />

of yellow. There were seldom any trees or grass. Just a few buildings and perhaps a water tank."<br />

She remarks on "the desolate loneliness of the rest of the scene."<br />

On Wednesday, they had crossed Salt Lake. About thirty miles of track went across it, much<br />

of it on a trestle.<br />

The Club-Observation car was new to Margaret. In it there was a bathroom. 50 cents for a<br />

bath. A barber. Men's and women's lounges. A small writing room. And at one end, large glass<br />

windows, comfortable chairs, and a table of magazines.<br />

2<br />

7:19 Margaret continues with their visit to sites in San Francisco. They visited the Golden Gate<br />

Park. There they saw the Pacific for the first time. They saw a monument where the first Christian<br />

service on the shores of the United States was held by Francis Fletcher, the chaplain of Francis<br />

Drake, in 1579. Kenneth thought this Fletcher was probably one of his antecedents, so Margaret took<br />

a picture of him at the foot of the monument. This seems to be lost now.<br />

Margaret found the park very beautiful. They walked through miles and miles of it and never<br />

did see it all, even though they went back Saturday morning.<br />

Then they went to see Chinatown. Everything was quiet and almost deserted. A few little<br />

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children playing. Men in American dress.<br />

Kenneth reads his letter on boarding the steamship. It was May 21, 1927. There were sixtyone<br />

first class passengers. A half hour before departure, all the visitors were told they must leave the<br />

ship. There was a bride and groom on board, from a wealthy family. The bride threw her bouquet to<br />

those on the dock just as the ship pulled away. Great packages of colored streamers were given to the<br />

passengers to throw—Margaret still has some—and Kenneth threw a dozen or so, each one seeming<br />

to snag a girl on the dock. As the ship pulled away, it almost seemed that the streamers were binding<br />

them and the people on shore to each other. But these were soon "snapped asunder" as those on<br />

board set sail for their distant port. Kenneth wrote, "I thought it a beautiful picture of the Christian<br />

parting from loved ones for a time and going to be with Jesus in a distant port before reuniting again."<br />

They went to their cabin, and soon Kenneth realized that he was dizzy, and then faint, and<br />

then sick. Margaret and he were both seasick that first evening, but they slept well in spite of it. The<br />

next morning, while she stayed in the cabin, Kenneth explored the ship. He was feeling much better,<br />

though still not quite right. He became acquainted with a Mr. Alexander Kennedy, a Christian<br />

Scotsman who owned a big leather house in Colombo, Ceylon. He later burned his own store down<br />

to collect the insurance, and then was imprisoned. But he was a nice man.<br />

He also met a Miss Johnson who was going to Singapore to marry a missionary.<br />

By afternoon, Kenneth managed to get Margaret out of the cabin. They both continued to feel<br />

"funny" and so had their lunch served on deck. Everybody was seasick at first. Kenneth said he was<br />

never seasick again the rest of his life, but certainly was that first time. They read their Bibles a bit.<br />

And had dinner on deck as well. By that evening, Kenneth felt fine.<br />

Margaret describes the bride and groom. He was quite fat, the son of a prominent figure in<br />

the Bethlehem Steel company.<br />

She describes the departure from the dock. The beauty of the streamers that seemed to bind<br />

them to the dock. In their room, they found a big box of red roses. Some long-stemmed blue flowers<br />

from Uncle Chris. A basket of fruit from Mrs. Bruce. And a basket of fruit from Muriel. And of<br />

course, the numerous letters from <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

They had hired out their own deck chairs and blankets for the journey.<br />

Most of the crewmen on the ship were Chinese. The waiters in the dining room wore long<br />

blue gowns that came almost to their feet, with white cuffs to the elbow. They wore white gowns for<br />

dinner.<br />

Malcolm Fenwick, missionary to Korea for 37 years, with whom they visited.<br />

3<br />

19:08 One of the most interesting people Margaret met was a Miss Marie Winther (SP?) of Falster,<br />

Denmark, a schoolteacher who during the past year had toured the United States. She was now<br />

completing her journey home by going the rest of the way round the world. She recognized<br />

immediately that Margaret was of Scandinavian descent. She became part of the Landons' group on<br />

the ship.<br />

The Landons' day started with a salt water bath every morning. Then a wonderful, elaborate<br />

breakfast of fish, eggs, waffles, toast, cereal, marmalade. After a couple of hours of Bible, they went<br />

on deck to play quoits or shuffleboard. Then came lunch. The fresh salt air and the exercise and<br />

sleep made one very hungry. Margaret still has all the materials from the trip in her records. The<br />

schedule of the ship. The passenger list.<br />

The boat was usually filled to capacity, the Landons learned. But this time, it was only half<br />

filled. The reason was the trouble in China, so that few were going to the Far East. It was a civil<br />

war, though Kenneth and Margaret cannot recall what.<br />

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Margaret recalls reading an article in The Atlantic Monthly by a woman who had escaped<br />

from the war in China.<br />

One energetic lady of eighty was traveling around the world entirely on her own. Mrs. Mary<br />

Hoffert, a memorable character. She asked Kenneth how old he guessed she was, and he answered,<br />

"Eighty," because he knew, and she nodded her head vigorously and said, "Yes! Eighty, and a yard<br />

wide!" She seemed to know everything about the ship. She was very proud of the fact that she had<br />

made all her plans, gotten all her tickets, all twenty-two of her visas, at $10 apiece, without letting her<br />

relatives know a thing about it. She spent much of her trip writing to those relatives and sharing with<br />

them every detail of her trip. Do you remember her? Margaret asks Kenneth. "You bet I do. She<br />

counted the nuts, the bolts She was down in the engine room. She went all over the place. Why, the<br />

people way down in the hold, they'd see these fat legs coming down and this yard-wide bottom, down<br />

these ladders—they're straight-up-and-down- ladders, you know—she was counting everything!"<br />

She figured she'd lived her life, and she wanted to do this. She didn't care whether she got home alive<br />

or not. "There wasn't a gayer person on the ship," says Margaret, and Kenneth concurs.<br />

In steerage, there were many American sailors on the way to Honolulu. There were also a<br />

number of elderly Chinese on their way home to China to end their lives. One died during the trip.<br />

The Landons learned that this ship never made a trip to the Far East without one or more of the<br />

Chinese returning home dying during the trip. They were in fact going home to die and be buried.<br />

Those who died were not buried at sea. This would have caused a riot. They were embalmed and<br />

taken on to China.<br />

Among the regulars at the Landons' table there was a Mrs. Claude Gilson, a prominent<br />

lecturer on political movements throughout the world. She had just finished a year lecturing at<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>, in Massachusetts.<br />

There was a rather poor jazz orchestra on board, and only a few rather poor dancers, says<br />

Kenneth. They were not of Meadville quality.<br />

Their stateroom was spacious. There was a full-length couch, just beneath the porthole. And<br />

at the end of that, a substantial closet for their clothes. The chiffoniers were quite large and had little<br />

brass rods to keep things from slipping off. They had a wash bowl, and a nickel thermos decanter<br />

filled with water that was fastened to the wall with a bracket that let it swing. The doorsills took<br />

some getting used to because they were all several inches high. There was also a big electric fan in<br />

the room which helped to make things comfortable.<br />

Margaret describes the experience of taking a bath. She felt the salt water refreshing, but it<br />

simply would not lather. She goes in detail through the daily routine. When they left their room,<br />

ship staff went into their stateroom and cleaned for them.<br />

The ship averaged a little more than three miles per hour, and it was capable of about twenty.<br />

They were just "loafing" along. It took a week to get from San Francisco to Honolulu.<br />

Those Dollar ships were going both ways round the world, one almost every week.<br />

Wonderful ships.<br />

4<br />

30:54 When the ship arrived in Honolulu, Kenneth expected to disembark, ride around the city on a<br />

streetcar with some their shipboard friends, and "loaf around." They had one day there. But as they<br />

stepped into the street, there was a jam of people in cars to hire who began to shout and dance. Mr.<br />

Kennedy hired a big Packard car, driven by a Chinese-Hawaiian, and for $25, Kennedy, the Landons,<br />

and several of their friends drove all day around the city. The car was a seven-passenger vehicle of<br />

the "open style." (Margaret speaks of how nice Mr. Kennedy was. She has always doubted that he<br />

burned down his business. She recalls that Kenneth's Uncle Arthur was sent to prison for something<br />

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he didn't do. [Uncle Arthur?!!])<br />

They visited the original mission houses made of board imported from the U.S. Margaret<br />

found the city beautiful, with all the flowering plants, trees, and shrubs. It was like a garden. Even<br />

the poorest shacks were beautiful with trees and flowers. The city seemed like one continual park. It<br />

was distinctly an American city, though. Much of the population was Chinese and Philippino. The<br />

real Hawaiians were scarce.<br />

Then they drove out into the countryside and were struck by the tropical vegetation and<br />

flowers. Great tracts of cactus, bamboo trees, banana trees, palm trees of various kinds.<br />

That evening on the ship, Kenneth was asked to conduct the Sunday service the following<br />

morning, which he did. He became the ship chaplain. Quite a few people came to the service.<br />

There was a Jew on board named Mr. Hahn, who was a criminal lawyer, and who had<br />

defended a Mrs. Seeloff in the Aimee Semple McPherson case. She was McPherson's secretary.<br />

Hahn came at Kenneth "with blood in his eye" and tried to tell him how useless a missionary was.<br />

He was loud-mouthed about it, and Kenneth was very quiet. Some of their friends were standing<br />

nearby. Hahn thought Kenneth was just a kid and could be made a fool of. But he tackled the wrong<br />

fellow. Kenneth spoke in return, in low, cool tones, and showed him from Scripture that he didn't<br />

know what he was talking about. Then, instead of Hahn's doing the attacking, Kenneth started in on<br />

him. Hahn quickly realized that he could not take advantage of Kenneth, and so turned and began to<br />

attack Margaret. Much to his surprise "he bit on barbwire and was no better off," and so he just<br />

became "loud-mouthed" and went off.<br />

Margaret tells of his boasting of bribing witnesses in a trial to win a case. He was given to<br />

know that he had better get out of California if he were not to go to jail. Margaret also remembers<br />

that he once had a case representing some wealthy Chinese. They gave him a gift of a pigeon's-blood<br />

ruby vase. He didn't recognize its value, but a connoisseur who saw it informed him in astonishment<br />

that they had given him a gift of museum quality.<br />

Margaret talks of the McPherson case. She was a florid evangelist, and she claimed to have<br />

been kidnapped. Seeloff had put up a front for McPherson during the "kidnapping," so that she was<br />

tried on conspiracy. But Mr. Hahn got her off.<br />

5<br />

37:32 At one place, the road was under construction, and they had to get out of the car and wait for<br />

an hour. They were near the beach, and so they sat under a tree and watched the ocean. They have a<br />

picture of the group under the tree.<br />

Later they stopped at the Mormon Temple, which they found quite beautiful.<br />

They had lunch at the Haleeva Hotel (SP) about half way round the island. They had actual<br />

pineapple that had ripened in the field. They saw fields of pineapples growing in the countryside.<br />

They watched the whole process of processing sugar.<br />

They finally ended up on Waikiki Beach, the famous beach.<br />

The ship sailed at 9 p.m. A young man came on board to depart Hawaii, and his friends put<br />

one lei after another around his neck until you could hardly see him. The leis were lovely.<br />

The ship sailed to Kobe, Japan, where they had one day. The Landons spent the time with<br />

their usual group, consisting of themselves, Mr. Kennedy, Miss Johnson, and Miss Winther. They<br />

hired a Studebaker for the day at a cost of $58. They drove slowly out through Kobe. Everyone was<br />

Japanese, of course, with a rare white face. There were few cars. Most people road in rickshas. The<br />

roads were tiny, and the car was large. The city was very quiet and orderly. There were streetcars.<br />

Kenneth was struck by the Japanese girls, who were so neat and attractive and pretty-looking. The<br />

car turned into what looked like an alley to Kenneth, which happened to be the main business street<br />

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in the town. All the shops were very small. The turns in the streets were "weird." The Japanese had<br />

a superstition that an evil spirit must go straight, and so to stop him, they put sharp winds into the<br />

streets. The driver tooted his horn constantly, and just missed people "dozens of times."<br />

They drove out into the country on the Osaka highway for about four miles, when the car<br />

stopped. Wouldn't go. The driver found a hole in his "dashboard connection," and Kenneth filled it<br />

with a paper wad. They had no further trouble. They drove along the main road to Kyoto, a very<br />

narrow road on a ridge, with a straight drop on either side, and fields of rice growing below. They<br />

met several laborers' carts drawn by the laborers, and it took much maneuvering to get by. Kenneth<br />

was struck by the smallness of the farms and fields and by how many people were at work in each<br />

patch. The country was overpopulated, and living was highly competitive. There were rice, barley,<br />

beans, tea, all extremely neat and orderly, under cultivation. They passed through village after<br />

village on streets so narrow that they could reach out and touch the houses if they wanted. The<br />

children would line up like a parade when the car went by. The Japanese had so little traffic going<br />

through their villages that they had laid out beans, tea, rice, and straw and other things to dry in the<br />

street. Some people were actually out in the street working.<br />

They arrived in Kyoto and had their "tiffin" in the hotel. Kenneth noticed a number of girls'<br />

pictures with their names and numbers to be hired by men by the hour or night.<br />

6<br />

44:08 Margaret writes on June 16, 1927, their first anniversary. The trip from Honolulu to Kobe<br />

was uneventful. There were not many passengers. One night a party was given for a girl named<br />

Wilma, and everyone was asked to come dressed as children. It was a bit overwhelming for poor<br />

Wilma.<br />

"Although this is supposed to be a dry ship, there is enough liquor in the punch and egg nog to<br />

make the party very lively. . . ."<br />

Kenneth rolled up his knickers and bared his socks, and Margaret shortened a skirt and<br />

braided her hair. This was their "costume." In a suitcase race, Kenneth won a ukulele, which he later<br />

traded in for a fountain pen.<br />

Another night, there was a mock trial.<br />

When they arrived in Kobe, and before they could enter the harbor, the boat stopped, and four<br />

Japanese quarantine officers came to look them over by way of a stairway down the side of the ship<br />

to their launch. The crew lined up on one side of the ship, and the passengers on the other. The<br />

doctors counted the passengers, twenty-seven. Two people were missing. "Aunt Mary," Mrs.<br />

Hoffert, was one of them. After a frantic search, she was finally discovered counting the crew. The<br />

temptation to count was so strong that she couldn't resist it with all those crewmembers lined up so<br />

neatly. She had counted the hatches on the deck, and the windows on the promenade deck. She<br />

knew the length of the ship, its width, and its carrying capacity.<br />

Japan was a "land of red tape." They next had to fill out a questionnaire on their reasons for<br />

entering Japan, length of stay, and so on. Margaret observed as the steerage passengers appeared and<br />

were processed. Several men. One poor little woman with three tiny children whose husband had<br />

died three days before they reached Kobe.<br />

Margaret found the boats in the harbor odd-looking. The three-sailed sailboats struck her as<br />

picturesque, "especially those that we saw early in the morning fading into the blue mist as silently as<br />

phantom ships." They passed many rowboats.<br />

When they docked, Margaret realized that the crowd on the wharf was the first truly Oriental<br />

crowd she had seen. There were men in gray or black-and-white kimonos and narrow belts, and a<br />

few women in dark kimonos and bright sashes. A few of the people wore Western straw hats, which<br />

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seemed out of place, but as the day passed, it became clear that the straw hat had taken hold there.<br />

Some of the Japanese wore Western clothes.<br />

The Japanese women were particularly lovely in kimonos, bright obis, flowered parasols,<br />

clattering along on their wooden shoes.<br />

Margaret described much more that she does not read into the record.<br />

She was intrigued by great piles of what appeared to be hair in showcases at a particular<br />

temple. When she inquired about it later, she was told the story that at one time in Japan there was a<br />

shortage of rope and that faithful women had cut their hair to be made into ropes for the temple bells.<br />

7<br />

51:05 Kenneth was impressed by the "abominable sewage disposal." The Japanese used human<br />

manure to fertilize their fields. As the car drove into Kyoto, during one five-mile section, Kenneth<br />

counted at least 300 two-wheeled carts loaded with five heavy tubs "of such slop" drawn by a man<br />

who was pulling it home to fertilize his field. "As I saw that terrible array, I had to think to myself<br />

that this seemed like a nation, one half of which has an eternal diarrhea, the other half spends its time<br />

pulling and carting it away for field use." There were huge pits where they kept the stuff hoarded up,<br />

and it "smelled to high heaven."<br />

They boarded their ship again that evening, and twenty-seven new passengers joined them.<br />

Kenneth was getting to be a regular pastor to them all.<br />

Kenneth met a Mr. and Mrs. Vincent, missionaries to China for twenty-five years. Before<br />

that, the man was a missionary in Siam for seventeen years, and Kenneth learned quite a lot from<br />

him.<br />

Session #27 May 24, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

8<br />

53:45 Kenneth speaks of the disturbance in China that started in March of 1927 and filled the<br />

country. It was civil war between the Kuomintang forces of Chiang Kai Shek and the various<br />

warlords of the country. There were communists all through the Kuomintang, which had been<br />

founded by Sun Yat Sen in 1921. Sun's wife was a communist. She was the sister of Chiang's wife.<br />

As that year proceeded, the communists began working to undermine Chiang, discrediting him in the<br />

hope that he would be displaced. They meant to take over the Kuomintang entirely. Chiang turned<br />

on them and purged the KMT of them. One young communist staff member who was later to be<br />

known as Ho Chi Minh fled to Bangkok, arriving about six months after the Landons. He didn't stay<br />

there long, because of the heat and humidity, going instead to the northeast of the country, posing as a<br />

Buddhist monk, and organizing there. It has been a guerrilla area ever since.<br />

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HOUR 36<br />

Session #27 continued May 24, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIA1230) They sailed from Kobe on the President Wilson, the largest ship in the Dollar line.<br />

There were again very few passengers because of the troubles in China. Margaret notes that, when<br />

they sailed from San Francisco, May 21, they departed at 4:00 p.m. And on that day, Charles<br />

Lindbergh landed in Paris at 9:00 p.m. Paris time, meaning that he had landed shortly before the<br />

Landons sailed.<br />

The trip from Kobe to Shanghai took from Saturday noon until Tuesday morning.<br />

Kenneth had another argument with Mr. Hahn about religion. Hahn said that, if only people<br />

would give up all religions, the world would soon be at peace. He also declaimed on the Chinese<br />

troubles. Mr. Hahn was in the unfortunate position of the man Emerson described in the pithy words,<br />

"What you are speaks so loudly, I cannot hear what you say." He really was something!<br />

They sailed over the bar that marked the mouth of the Yangtze River and anchored in the<br />

mouth until the next morning. They took a pilot aboard. There was a pilots' association in Shanghai,<br />

whose members hired out to guide ships in the river.<br />

They could take no bath that morning because the water in the river was so dirty. Shanghai<br />

was about forty miles up the river, and it took all morning to sail there. They turned into the Wang<br />

Poo River The river was full of boats. Rice fields on either side. The Dollar dock was about five<br />

miles above the main business section of the great city. The company operated tenders between the<br />

dock and the customs jetty. At the dock, to the Landons' amazement, there were Claude and Ruth<br />

Thomas. They had both gone to <strong>Wheaton</strong> with the Landons, and Claude had been a fellow<br />

seminarian at Princeton. Kenneth brought them on board the ship for lunch, then disembarked with<br />

them.<br />

Shanghai was unpleasant, partly because of the weather. It was a Tuesday. "The sky dripped<br />

and oozed. It was hot. The air seemed thick. Breathing was difficult." They took the streetcar out to<br />

the Thomas' place. The Thomases rode third class, with all the Chinese, and so the Landons did too.<br />

There was no second class.<br />

The Thomases were with the China Inland Mission.<br />

Shanghai was dreary. It wasn't the dirt or smells that impressed Margaret so much as the<br />

faces. "Such bestial, degraded, stupid faces I never saw before. It was one of the most depressing<br />

experiences I ever had, just to walk down a few streets and ride on the streetcars. It made one's heart<br />

ache with pity while at the same time one understood the efficacy of the gunboats on the river. . . ."<br />

The city was awash with refugees.<br />

Margaret rehearses again the dates of their journey. They had left <strong>Wheaton</strong> on Monday, May<br />

16, 1927, at about 9:15 p.m. on the Gold Coast Limited, arriving in San Francisco Thursday, May 19,<br />

at 2:30, where they stayed at the Hotel Larne at 210 Ellis Street. They sailed on the S.S. President<br />

Wilson, largest of the Dollar line steamers, at 4 p.m., Saturday, May 21, arriving at Honolulu May 28.<br />

They arrived in Kobe, Japan, June 10, and sailed from Kobe June 11. They arrived in Shanghai June<br />

14 and sailed from there June 17.<br />

They celebrated their first wedding anniversary with the Thomas' on the ship.<br />

During their stopover at Shanghai, the crew cleaned the entire ship inside and out.<br />

They arrived in Hong Kong June 21 and sailed from there June 23. They arrived in Manila<br />

June 24, where they were sick from something they had eaten. They didn't even go ashore. They<br />

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arrived in Singapore June 28, a Monday, about 2:00 in the afternoon, the hottest part of the day, and<br />

left there on the Kistna, a coasting steamer, Thursday, June 30, at 4 p.m., arriving in Bangkok<br />

Monday morning July 4, 1927.<br />

2<br />

10:54 Hong Kong was pleasant. There they received a whole packet of letters from home.<br />

They sailed from Manila on about June 25.<br />

There was in Singapore a young woman from Meadville, Pennsylvania, who had married a<br />

man who worked for Standard Oil in Singapore, and her mother had especially asked the Landons to<br />

look her up when they reached there. Her name was Dorothy Richard Starling. Kenneth had not<br />

known her very well in Meadville, and so did not expect the royal reception that he and Margaret<br />

received. She was a handsome brunette, with olive skin, slim, and was a professional violinist. She<br />

had a beautiful and expensive violin, possibly a Stradivarius. She played professionally in New York<br />

City for a time. She took her violin to Singapore where, to her horror, she discovered that the<br />

instrument deteriorated rapidly. She had to send it home to save it. There was a Chinese violinist<br />

there who allowed her to use one of his instruments, which was adapted to the climate.<br />

When the boat docked in Singapore, "a regular fleet of diving boys came out to meet us.<br />

They paddle along swiftly in narrow wooden canoes which they skillfully bail out with a shove of the<br />

foot as they paddle along, calling all the time for the passengers to throw them money. As a coin<br />

flashes through the air, they dive from their boats frogwise and catch it almost as soon as it hits the<br />

water. As nearly as I could tell, they catch it with their teeth while they swim. Then up they come,<br />

retrieve their paddle from wherever it has floated to, climb into the boat, and bail it out quickly with a<br />

hand or foot. In one larger canoe there was a little boy, a gray-haired man, and a monkey. One time<br />

the man was in such a hurry to get a coin that he dived with the monkey. Another man who was<br />

smoking a cigar would quickly turn the burning end around in his mouth before he dived and when<br />

he came up, simply reverse it and go on smoking."<br />

The Starlings met them at the dock and invited the Landons to their house. Mr. Starling went<br />

back to his office. Margaret describes the house. There was no basement. The house stood on<br />

cement pillars, three feet from the ground. Everything was on one floor. The house had shutters<br />

which could be thrown open for ventilation. No screens anywhere. They had mosquito nets that they<br />

lowered around themselves when they went to bed. They had a tub where they could take a bath,<br />

something most unusual. There were bedroom suites, and a dining room in between. The kitchen<br />

was twenty-five feet from the house in a separate building, with a roofed walk in between. They<br />

were renting the house from an English couple. They had a number of servants, a gardener, a cook, a<br />

houseboy, a cleaner, a laundryman who came once a week, a chauffeur provided by Standard Oil.<br />

The Landons spent several days there.<br />

Kenneth went to a cane shop and bought a malacca cane, with Mr. Starling's aid. The shop<br />

was tiny, no more than ten feet square, with walls lined with canes. The true malacca cane was made<br />

from a root that ran along the ground. The cane was pliable and could be bent considerably without<br />

breaking. The ones with bent handles all in one piece were the best ones. Kenneth paid $2.75 for his<br />

cane.<br />

Starling took him to a tailor where Kenneth ordered six suits. The measurements were all<br />

taken, and the next day all six suits were ready. They duplicated the suit he was wearing.<br />

Thursday, June 30, the Landons sailed for Bangkok. The Kistna was of the British India SN<br />

Company (Steam Navigation Company). The ship was a hundred to two hundred foot vessel. The<br />

Landons' stateroom was not as large as the ocean steamer's, but adequate. It was immaculately clean.<br />

The Landons had two large portholes. Two narrow berths, one above the other. Two camp stools. A<br />

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wash bowl.<br />

The officers were all Englishmen, and very nice. The Landons met them at dinner.<br />

The captain was a handsome old man with a Van Dyke beard.<br />

They had tea the first afternoon, served by a tall man who looked like an Indian, though they<br />

later learned he was of Portuguese descent.<br />

The next morning they had their introduction to early morning tea and fruit, a British custom<br />

in the Far East. The steward brought a tray in at 7:00 a.m. with four pieces of toast, a pot of tea,<br />

some little tangerines, and bananas. Breakfast wasn't until 9:00. Another new thing was a stand-up<br />

bath. There was a tub in the bathroom of unusual proportions, nearly waist high. But there wasn't<br />

enough warm water for an ample bath, so they each tried a new system. First, they had to buy a pair<br />

of wooden bath shoes for ten cents. There was a drain in the tub, but they were told they must not<br />

stand on it in bare feet because of the danger of catching a common disease called "Hong Kong foot"<br />

in Singapore. Many of the natives had it. Hence, the wooden bath shoes. The other necessities were<br />

a basin of warm water, a bar of soap, and a dipper. Step one: throw water all over oneself. Step two:<br />

lather up with the soap. Step three: wash off the soap with water from the dipper. "It really is an<br />

amazingly satisfactory bath," wrote Margaret. That was the beginning of the kind of baths they were<br />

to take the next ten years.<br />

3<br />

24:51 One of the crew stuttered. He introduced the Landons to "Bang, bang, bang, Bangkok!" with<br />

exclamatory pointings as he pointed to a long, low, dark line on the horizon.<br />

The crew was part Malay, part Chinese. What the Landons thought were Indians were the<br />

descendants of Portuguese settlers in India. They were very tall, handsome men, not like any other<br />

Orientals the Landons had seen. Many of them had curly hair. There was a name for them that<br />

Margaret can no longer remember.<br />

7$3( 9, 6LGH<br />

4<br />

26:22 As they approached Bangkok, Margaret and Kenneth were lying in their deckchairs when<br />

suddenly Margaret lifted up her head, looked at him, and said, "Kenneth, what do you know about<br />

Siam? and Bangkok? Tell me all you know." Kenneth thought and said, "Well, I know that an awful<br />

lot of the people are twins. Maybe most of them." "Yes," she said, getting into the spirit, "and what<br />

else do you know?" And he answered, "Well, I think a great many of the animals are white<br />

elephants." "Oh?" she said. "What else?" "Well, it must rain a lot," Kenneth said. "I saw a picture<br />

of the king sitting under an umbrella that had nine layers on top of it, like a fountain." The two of<br />

them just sat there and howled with laughter. It was about what he GLG know.<br />

When they came into the port at Bangkok, Margaret said, "Well, where are we going to go?"<br />

It struck Kenneth that he did not know. Didn't have a clue. Didn't know the name of a single person<br />

in Bangkok. The mission board had not given them the names or addresses of anyone to contact in<br />

Bangkok when they arrived. They didn't even know where the mission offices were. Kenneth<br />

thought to himself, "My gosh, we may be out here under a coconut tree!"<br />

The boat pulled in and docked, and the hotel runner came on board, and Kenneth grabbed him<br />

and said, "Tell me the names of some Americans in Bangkok." Dr. Ellis, the man replied, a famous<br />

man. Kenneth was astounded. Dr. Ellis had owned the farm adjacent to the Landon house in<br />

Meadville, Pennsylvania. Kenneth used to hunt rabbits on his farm, and pheasants. So Kenneth had<br />

a name to contact. He figured they would go to a hotel and work from there.<br />

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At that moment, a great moon-faced, heavyset man with no neck—his head sitting right<br />

smack on his shoulders—came beaming in, saying, "Landon?!" Kenneth answered. It was Al Seigle,<br />

a fellow missionary. He had come to meet them.<br />

Margaret reads from her letter of the time describing their arrival. That morning, they peeked<br />

from their porthole for a first glimpse near at hand of their adopted country. What they saw were the<br />

banks of a fair-sized river, thickly grown with tropical vegetation. As the boat drew to the dock, a<br />

flock of smaller boats came alongside, the owners shrieking and calling like magpies. The Landons'<br />

first impression of the Siamese language—or so they thought—was that it sounded like crows<br />

squabbling. But in fact, those were Chinese in the little boats.<br />

Al's son Jimmy was with him. Al had his Ford car waiting for them. The Landons' car had<br />

already arrived, and Al had driven it up to his house to wait for them. They drove through the city on<br />

fairly wide streets, arriving at the Seigle house. Margaret had worried that she would be put in<br />

charge of a house right away, with servants whose language she did not know and customs she did<br />

not understand. She was greatly relieved to learn that, for the time being, they would be with the<br />

Seigles. "The cup overflowed when we made the discovery that they were fundamentalists of the<br />

fundamentalists, and besides perfectly charming people." The Margaret of today explains that the<br />

fundamentalism of that time was not today's fundamentalism. It was the fundamentalism that clung<br />

to the old creed, that thought the Bible was the Word of God. The split into the extremist element<br />

came later and took fundamentalism over.<br />

The Seigles had two children, James, who was ten, and Margaret, who was five and a half.<br />

All the Seigles were easy to get along with. Later that year, a terrible tragedy struck the Seigles.<br />

There was an American advisor named Raymond Stephens who had a son David Stephens—who in<br />

1977 is a practicing attorney in Washington, D.C.—of Jimmy's age. Jimmy was up there playing<br />

with the Stephens boy and fell out of a tree. He broke his arm severely, suffering a compound<br />

fracture; the bone of his arm actually drove into the ground. They could not save his arm. It turned<br />

to gangrene, and they had to amputate to save his life. Jeanette Seigle was pregnant at the time, but<br />

so rotund that no one knew.<br />

The Seigles were both from California. Mr. Seigle had attended the Los Angeles Bible<br />

Institute. The Seigles were some of the finest people Kenneth and Margaret were ever to know.<br />

Their welcome was so kind.<br />

The house was large and quite adequate for two families. The first floor was not used except<br />

for an office and storing purposes. Across the front of the second floor was a large verandah with<br />

wicker furniture. The first morning, as they sat there, a man arrived named Rev. John Anderson<br />

Eakin, who told Al that he had just come from paying for the funeral of his son's and daughter-inlaw's<br />

first child, who had been born dead. Here Margaret was within a couple of months of her first<br />

delivery. It was a shock to her to hear something like that. "He was a regular sourbelly anyway,"<br />

Kenneth opines. Eakin should not have said it in front of Margaret.<br />

The center of the house went straight through and was the living room. In the back it opened<br />

up into a porch as big as the front. The Landons' rooms were on one side of the living room and the<br />

Seigles' on the other. The "wagon run and hay mow" form of house.<br />

5<br />

37:05 The next day, Kenneth set out to find a teacher of the Siamese language. He learned about<br />

Kru Tardt and immediately went and called on her. Her response was that she didn't want to take the<br />

Landons on because she was already teaching a class in the morning for three hours. Teaching the<br />

Landons would mean another three hours of work in the afternoon, the worst and hottest time of the<br />

day. But Kenneth implored her, and then she objected that she couldn't manage the transportation.<br />

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Kenneth answered that he would come after her. Then she said that, after teaching them, she would<br />

be faced with the long trip home again. Kenneth answered that he would take her home again. In the<br />

end, she couldn't say no. They started right in the next day, bang.<br />

The head of the language school was Paul Eakin, and Kru Tardt was the number two person.<br />

She was the more able of the two. She was unusual in that she was so accustomed to Americans as to<br />

be unafraid to tell the Landons when they were wrong. The ordinary Siamese tutor was so<br />

ingratiating that he wouldn't correct you. He or she might say to a student who had been there three<br />

months, "Oh sir, you speak just like a Thai!" when in fact the student didn't at all and didn't realize<br />

that he didn't. Kru Tardt had grown up in the old Wang Lang School, which was Miss Edna Cole's<br />

school.<br />

Edna Cole had gone out in 1879 and was the actual founder of women's education in<br />

Thailand. Other people had started it, but she was the one who made it go. She was the right person<br />

at the right time. She captured the upper class, and in a society that was just emerging from<br />

feudalism, as Siam was, unless the upper class does it, nobody else does it. The ranking royal prince,<br />

His Royal Highness Prince Damrong, was the—<br />

Margaret digresses to speak further of Edna Cole.<br />

Edna Cole was the one Margaret wanted to write the book about when instead she wrote<br />

Anna. She couldn't get Miss Cole to give her her letters. She wrote letters home for forty-five years,<br />

an incredible collection of letters. She let Margaret read them, but she wouldn't let her take them.<br />

She liked Margaret; she wanted her to do the book; but she wanted her to come down where she was<br />

living in St. Joseph, Missouri, which Margaret could not do. She wouldn't have given Margaret a<br />

free hand, Kenneth says. "She would have vetted every paragraph you wrote." But Margaret asserts<br />

that he could have gotten around that.<br />

In any case, Edna Cole was a very, very remarkable person, and Kru Tardt had been one of<br />

her pupils and had grown up with American teachers. She was proud of the fact that Miss Cole had<br />

been more insistent on the Thai keeping their own customs than the Thai were. Early this century the<br />

Thai took to everything that was new. Neon lights, for instance. One thing they were doing was<br />

melting down all the beautiful old, hand-made gold jewelry to have it made into jewelry that was<br />

exactly like the French. Along came Miss Cole who insisted on respect for their own culture.<br />

Miss Cole had established standards in teaching that Kru Tardt expected the Landons to carry<br />

on in their language training. Another important thing was that she began to tell them about good<br />

manners in the Thai sense. This was very hard to find out.<br />

Every day Kru Tardt would come dressed in a differently colored panung, appropriate to the<br />

day of the week. You knew what day it was by the color of her panung. This was an old Thai<br />

custom. And yet she was modern too. She was a combination.<br />

6<br />

43:37 Mrs. Seigle ran the house, seeing to the preparation of meals and so on. The Landons just<br />

paid their share of the costs. This left Margaret free for her language studies, which took six hours a<br />

day. There was a Chinese woman who did the cooking, and her daughter, who waited on the table<br />

and cleaned the house. There was a coolie who did the heavy work caring for the compound. He<br />

scrubbed the front porch with a coconut shell so that it was absolutely white. There was a wash<br />

woman who came three times a week and who did everything except the silk stockings. The men's<br />

suits went to the GREL or laundryman for cleaning. Mrs. Seigle's servants were not "number one<br />

servants," but they were spotlessly clean and honest. "Number one" servants dressed in white and<br />

wore shoes. Mrs. Seigle's did not. But such "frills were expensive and not necessary." The<br />

missionary pocketbook could not afford them. The "number one" servants also spoke English.<br />

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The day the Landons arrived in Bangkok had been July 4, and accordingly the American<br />

Legation had invited all Americans in the area to come for an informal tea. The minister himself had<br />

just arrived two weeks before, and this was to be a get-acquainted party. He had made a strong<br />

impression on the missionaries because he had attended church his first two Sundays there.<br />

Kenneth started right out with Al Seigle to get a license for his car, for which he had to take a<br />

driver's examination. This was also their very first day in Bangkok. While Kenneth was busy with<br />

this, Margaret unpacked some of their things until it was time to go to the Legation tea. There were<br />

sandwiches, tea, ice cream, and cake. The Landons were able to meet many of the Americans and<br />

fellow missionaries living in the area.<br />

And the next morning, the Landons began their language training. Kru Tardt was a young<br />

Siamese woman, and her name sounded like "Dot." .UX meant "teacher." It was her title. The very<br />

first afternoon, in the heat of the day, the Landons had to learn all the consonants of the Thai<br />

alphabet. Margaret recites some of them for us. The following day, they learned the vowels. The<br />

third day, Kru Tardt produced primers and announced, "Now we will begin to read."<br />

They studied with her for three hours, then studied three hours to prepare for the following<br />

day. The first phrase Kenneth learned from Kru Tardt was "Tao rai?" "How much?" And the second<br />

was "Pang!" "Too much!" As soon as he had dropped her off at her home, he rushed into the market<br />

place, rushed into a shop, looked around, picked up something, and said, "Tao rai?" The man<br />

answered, but Kenneth had no idea what he had said. Then Kenneth said, emphatically, "Pang!"<br />

And the man said something else Kenneth could not understand. But in a week, Kenneth had the<br />

numbers, and he would go out and have a lovely time bargaining. Margaret explains that he had this<br />

advantage over most people, which was that he didn't feel any more embarrassment than a child does<br />

in using the language. As soon as he got a word, he used it, with the result that he learned very fast.<br />

They had class every day except Thursday and Sunday. On Thursdays, Kru Tardt would take<br />

them all over town, sightseeing. Or some of the other missionaries would. Then on Sunday, they<br />

would go to church. They couldn't understand a word, but it was one of the ways they learned the<br />

language, by going and listening. One Sunday they went to the Chinese church.<br />

One time there was a program at the church, and Al had gone out of town for some reason,<br />

and Kenneth was asked to do something to entertain. So he put on his jumping rope act. Obviously,<br />

he couldn't talk to them. But he had his jump rope, and he could do some fancy jumping, criss<br />

crossing the rope, double skips, running backward. "You should see me run backward, in a circle,<br />

chasing myself, while my arms are going this way with the rope around me!"<br />

Kenneth remarks on what a marvellous historian Margaret is, referring to the way she is<br />

taking us through their lives, using their letters of the time and the records she kept. "Isn't Margaret a<br />

wonderful historian? I tell you, I've never known any professional historian to compare with her,<br />

because she's a natural, which is the finest kind. An absolute natural." Margaret stops him to speak<br />

of what a stable era it was after the First World War. One had a sense of "things have always been<br />

this way and they will always be this way." Actually, the Landons were seeing the end of a whole<br />

way of life. One of the things that struck them both in their reading through the years has been the<br />

descriptions by travellers, century after century, all seeing very much the same things in that part of<br />

the world. Life didn't change much. It was a slow process. But the Landons were there at the end of<br />

all that.<br />

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Session #28 May 31, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

7<br />

52:23 Kenneth tells us that the license he bought for his car July 4, 1927, cost seventeen tekals. He<br />

purchased five tins of gasoline and a tin of oil, and went out and drove all over town. "And I like it a<br />

lot." When he got his license, a Siamese official stepped into his car and said, "Drive off and show<br />

me." So Kenneth started out, trying to remember that traffic and its rules were opposite to what he<br />

was used to. He had to drive on the left. The only criticism was that he didn't blow his horn enough.<br />

In Bangkok, they blew their horns all the time "in crazy fashion." The traffic on the streets included<br />

bicycles, bullocks, ponies, motorcars, streetcars, men pulling carts, and pedestrians. All of them! So<br />

to drive through, you had to blow your horn all the time!<br />

It was the custom for well-dressed Siamese to wear a certain color panung on each day of the<br />

week. Kru Tardt's colors were red on Sunday, bright yellow on Monday, pink on Tuesday, green on<br />

Wednesday, orange on Thursday, blue on Friday, and purple on Saturday.<br />

The compound where the Landons and Seigles were living had two houses, both owned by<br />

the mission. There was the street, Sathorn Road, then a canal, large enough so that good-sized boats<br />

traveled on it. A bridge joined the street to the compound on the other side of the canal. There was a<br />

fence around the compound.<br />

The Landons learned that two pythons had once lived in the compound, eight- to ten-foot<br />

ones. The Chinese had caught one by putting a noose around its hole, and had dragged it away to<br />

make food or medicine. They pulled it along as if it were a "balky horse." The other python got<br />

away.<br />

The valuable china that Mrs. Seigle had found, with blue dragons on it.<br />

Mrs. Graham Fuller, who was rather large, was riding in a ricksha once when a bicycle almost<br />

ran into the ricksha man so that he let go the poles. Mrs. Fuller was so heavy that the ricksha rocked<br />

back, with the poles sticking straight up in the air, and her feet sticking straight up in the air too, her<br />

dress down over her face. The poor ricksha man got hold of the poles but dangled helplessly in the<br />

air as he kicked vainly in an effort to pull them back down. He couldn't do it until the man on the<br />

bicycle came and helped him. Mrs. Fuller, of course, was immobilized in her undignified position.<br />

Mrs. McClure said that the huge crows in Bangkok were so bad that they would carry away<br />

food and even silver spoons. People were telling Margaret things, and she would write them down.<br />

Twelve years ago, the block they were living in had burned on three sides—everything except<br />

the mission compound. There had been another bad fire several years ago, and a number of fire<br />

scares. At the last fire, the local Chinese had said of the mission houses, "Those houses won't burn.<br />

Their God looks after them, and he won't let them burn." The Landons were there one night when a<br />

fire started nearby, and they quickly packed their belongings to flee if they had to. The fire came<br />

right up to the compound, and then stopped. The wind changed.<br />

The Landons began receiving mail from home.<br />

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HOUR 37<br />

Session #28 continued May 31, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIB180) Ah Mui (SP?), who was Mrs. Seigle's cook, bought a girl who came to be called Ah<br />

Chi (SP?) for $10 Hong Kong from her parents, who were too old to care for her. She was big<br />

woman, very nice, who proved very valuable. She worked in the Seigle household also. Ah Oi (SP?)<br />

was part of a motherless family who was bought for 110 tekals. She was just a little girl, and they<br />

were teaching her how to work. This was something that was just taken for granted there. Ah Yu<br />

(SP?) was a man who worked for them also. Kenneth speaks of the prices men had to pay for their<br />

brides. The price depended on the going rate for that particular race. A Thai girl would be so much,<br />

a Chino-Thai would be a little more, and a Chinese girl the most expensive.<br />

Ah Oi was cleaning out shelves and helping out in other minor ways. Margaret comments<br />

that the selling of women was one way the "green light district" was supplied with women too.<br />

The American minister, Mr. McKenzie, who had arrived just before the Landons. Some time<br />

after his arrival, he was entertained by His Royal Highness Prince Damrong, who was the highest<br />

prince in the kingdom—well, Margaret says, there was another prince of equal rank, but Damrong<br />

was the most influential and the most highly respected. (Kenneth interjects, "And of him Dr. Cortes<br />

(SP?) used to say, 'His name is Prince Damrong, but he's generally damn right!'") He was an utterly<br />

aristocratic prince, and a marvellous person. Kenneth saw quite a bit of him in his Siam years, and<br />

both Landons got to know him later, when he was in exile. In any case, he had entertained the<br />

American minister, and so, naturally, Mr. McKenzie wished to reciprocate. He had heard that the<br />

Prince was very fond of Chinese tea. So he sent out his "boy," which was what you called someone<br />

who worked for you, his "number one boy," with instructions to buy one pound of the best Chinese<br />

tea. This would be served in a tiny little cup, hardly bigger than a thimble, and you would savor it.<br />

Now this was 1927, and $1 then might be worth $25 today.<br />

Margaret digresses to say that the U.S. representative there was a minister, not an ambassador,<br />

and the Legation was so small that there was just the minister, a second secretary, a consul, and<br />

perhaps a naval attaché. Margaret and Kenneth are not clear on that. She is sure there were never<br />

more than three people there.<br />

So anyway, Mr. McKenzie was going to entertain with a pound of the best Chinese tea. The<br />

boy set out after breakfast, but did not come back. The hours passed. The minister grew increasingly<br />

nervous as tea-time neared. At last, the boy came back to say that he had found the best tea. It had<br />

taken him all day to scour the town. But he wanted to check with the minister to be sure of what he<br />

wanted to buy. The "number one" tea would cost him 160 tekals for the pound, which was $72. The<br />

"number two" tea was 120 tekals a pound, which was $54. The "number three" tea was 80 tekals,<br />

which was $36 a pound. In light of this, the minister decided on a half a pound of the "number<br />

three," and thought it was a good joke on him! The boy promptly bought the desired tea, and the<br />

occasion went forward.<br />

Kenneth tells us that this is the kind of tea that is very carefully hand-picked. It grows high in<br />

the mountains in China. Women put a sack on their backs and walk literally days and days before<br />

they pick enough leaves of a very special type to make a pound of the "number one tea."<br />

John Eakin, another missionary who had married a year before he Landons did, told of a<br />

young man who was at the Legation and who was invited to go to a dinner which the King would<br />

intend. The man was talking to a Siamese prince and some other people, when the suggestion was<br />

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made that the prince make a speech in English at the banquet. He said that he would if the American<br />

gentleman would reciprocate with a speech in Thai. The American said that he had only been in<br />

Siam for a month and couldn't speak the language. But if the prince would speak in English, he<br />

would do his best. The American went to another Siamese prince and had a speech written in full in<br />

high Siamese. Then he took it to his language teacher and learned it verbatim. At the banquet, the<br />

prince was asked for his English speech, and he responded that he would only do so if the American<br />

gentleman gave his Thai speech first. He did not believe the American could do it. The American<br />

was then pressed for his speech in Thai, and after some reluctance, he gave in and made it. Of<br />

course, everyone was dumbfounded, and the King was absolutely delighted. The poor prince then,<br />

who had made no preparations, could only say a few little English words and phrases. To this, the<br />

American said. "Mai paw! (SP?)" which meant, "Not enough!" But that was a phrase that should<br />

never be used in front of the King. Fortunately, the King just slapped his knee and said, "Mai paw!<br />

Mai paw!" He was greatly amused.<br />

2<br />

9:53 The Landons had dinner with a family named Elder. As they were leaving, Kenneth went to<br />

turn the car around to pick up Margaret, and as he was doing so, the wires on his horn broke<br />

somehow, shorting out, and almost immediately the wires were on fire and Kenneth had a lapful of<br />

burning rubber before he could scramble out. His hands were burned. He warned everyone away<br />

from the car. The flames leaped and danced inside the car. He feared that the gas tank would<br />

explode. "Well I ran for a fire extinguisher, and I guess Margaret prayed, which is a good<br />

combination." But the rotten fire extinguisher wouldn't work. Then suddenly the fire ceased for<br />

some reason. Kenneth approached cautiously, got his pliers, cut the wires out, and looked the car<br />

over. The only thing that had burned, it seemed, was the horn wire. Nothing else even seemed to be<br />

scorched, except for Kenneth! The car was fine. It seemed almost miraculous.<br />

The story of Kenneth's silver tekal buttons—a set of heavy, solid silver buttons and cufflinks<br />

for formal wear made from Siamese tekals. Some Chinese boys came and asked if they could play<br />

basketball. And the Landons started to make arrangements. Then the boys asked Kenneth if he<br />

would help them play, and he said yes. They were a very polite bunch. When they bumped into each<br />

other during the game, they would say, "Excuse me." Kenneth enjoyed it and hoped to play some<br />

more with them. Kenneth became a sort of coach to this group of boys. One of them, the leader,<br />

offered to get Kenneth some tekal buttons. The real, old-fashioned ones. They were almost<br />

impossible to get. A solid lump of silver. This young man was able to get them because he worked<br />

in a bank, and they still had some. The Thai had begun to have modern coinage as early as King<br />

Mongkut's reign in the mid-nineteenth century, and the older type of money ceased to be used. Most<br />

of it was melted down for the silver.<br />

Kenneth began taking long evening walks. Each night he would go five or six miles. One<br />

night, as he walked, he explored a street about ten feet wide that was simply "infested" with Chinese<br />

shops. It had begun to seem quite natural to Kenneth already to walk and walk and see nothing but<br />

Chinese and Siamese. He would carry his malacca cane. Each street vendor would have a different<br />

noise—"I've always loved noises." One man went along selling soft drinks and rang a bell. Another<br />

man sold Chinese noodles, hot, and ready to eat, and had a bamboo tictac. That is, he had an oblong<br />

piece of highly burnished bamboo with a slight curve in it ; on the other side of the curve there was a<br />

small hole, half way through, to fit one finger. He set this on his left hand and hit it in a musical way<br />

with a stick of bamboo with the other. "It really makes an enchanting noise. Very attractive, for he<br />

can hit two notes with it." Kenneth decided he wanted to get one, and he started looking for where he<br />

could. He tried shop after shop. Of course, he couldn't converse with the shopkeepers, but he would<br />

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draw out the form of the instrument and imitate the noise it made and point up and down the street to<br />

indicate the vendor who played the thing while walking about with his wares. They usually<br />

understood, but no one had what he wanted. So finally, he just went up to one of the vendors and<br />

began dickering with the man to purchase his instrument. The man said no, but Kenneth insisted. A<br />

substantial crowd gathered and began laughing and jostling to see what would happen. In the end,<br />

the man refused to sell his tictac for any price, but Kenneth went away impressed that here was a<br />

great opportunity for street work, preaching and evangelism. He could gather a crowd so easily.<br />

"And I did a lot of street work, too. I did street preaching all the time I was out there."<br />

3<br />

15:24 The second week, Kenneth preached in a Siamese church to a white congregation.<br />

One Thursday, the vacation day, the Landons went to visit a snake farm. It was one of two in<br />

existence, Kenneth wrote, the other being in Brazil. It had three big pits, one for vipers, one for<br />

cobras, and the third for hamadryads. The last were so vicious that a bite meant death in about fifteen<br />

minutes. The snakes were kept to make the anti-venom serum for snakebites, which were frequent<br />

there. The keeper was a young Siamese, and he was cleaning the place when the Landons arrived.<br />

They watched him in the cobra pit for about twenty minutes. He walked in, turned over one after the<br />

other of their little houses, which looked like beehives, and would find about ten of the cobras<br />

underneath. With his foot he would shove them into the water around the pit. He was met by a big<br />

king cobra and calmly smacked it on the head when it tried to strike him. He held the king cobra and<br />

other snakes up for people to take pictures of him.<br />

Part of the snake handler's pay was a special, additional payment whenever he was bitten. So<br />

he would try to get the snakes to bite him, because he had the serum, and he had become immune to<br />

snakebites. They would bite him, but he didn't care. He would just take another injection, and then<br />

they would have to pay him another five or ten bat or so. It was incredible to watch the way he<br />

handled those snakes.<br />

The owners caught on to what the handler was doing eventually and turned things around,<br />

docking his pay a certain amount every time he was bitten. This naturally made him furious.<br />

Then the Landons drove to Wat Po and followed an old man who was guide around the<br />

temple.<br />

Margaret shows us pictures from their visit to the snake farm. One of a cobra swallowing a<br />

frog. One of the man holding a hamadryad. The king cobra would attack without provocation.<br />

Paul Fuller invites the Landons to his house to tea to meet Prince Bidialongkorn (SP?) and<br />

Princess Sat Si (SP?), his daughter. The princess was an expert tennis player and wanted Margaret to<br />

play as her partner in an upcoming tournament. The tournament would be in February, months after<br />

the baby was born. They also invited Kenneth to join the Windmill Club to play tennis, which he<br />

wanted to do—except for the expense.<br />

The Landons were learning about thirty new words a day, so each week of study was a<br />

significant advance. Then they would memorize a couple of verses of Siamese every day out of the<br />

Bible, the New Testament.<br />

August 21. Kenneth bought Margaret her birthday present, a piece of hand-worked Siamese<br />

silverware, a bowl the size of a finger bowl seated on a pedestal. They still have it.<br />

Margaret describes her birthday. Kenneth's gift. Other gifts, a small black lacquer tray from<br />

the Seigle children, and a larger tray and a little blue lacquer bowl from Al and Jeannette. Chicken<br />

for dinner, ice cream, sponge cake for dessert. Some people came in to play rook in the evening.<br />

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4<br />

21:41 August 28. There was to be an auction at the Danish Legation, which was going out of<br />

business. The Landons went to the Legation and saw a costly set of Copenhagen royal blue china,<br />

known as Royal Copenhagen. It was their best ware, Miss Christiansen—who was from Denmark—<br />

told them, and it cost about $250 U.S. gold a set. This was an overful set, having fourteen of<br />

everything rather than twelve, 137 pieces in all, so it would probably cost nearer $300. Margaret<br />

loved it, so Saturday at 2 p.m. Kenneth went to the auction. When the auctioneer came to the dishes,<br />

someone bid forty tekals. Someone else said forty-five. Kenneth bid fifty. It went by fives to sixty,<br />

until it was down to Kenneth and one Siamese gentleman, raising each other by one tekal a bid, until<br />

they reached seventy-six, at which point the gentleman declined to bid further. Kenneth got the<br />

entire set for seventy-seven tekals, or about $30 U.S. gold. He could hardly believe it. So the<br />

Landons bought the finest dishes from the Danish Legation. And they have used them ever since.<br />

You could not buy a single platter today for what the entire set cost them in 1927.<br />

Kenneth packed the set in barrels to send home to the U.S. years later, and not a piece was<br />

broken except one—perhaps a teacup.<br />

September 5, the Landons completed their first quarter of study, which they had done in two<br />

months. As it turned out, Kenneth did three years of study in one year. He wrote at the time,<br />

"Margaret has an exceptional mind, so she keeps up with me." The Kenneth of today howls with<br />

laughter at that sentence. "Wasn't that modest?" On the exam, she scored 97, and he scored 96 7/8.<br />

Session #29 June 20, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

5<br />

26:10 (VIB355) Kenneth tells a story of a later period in Siam, from the Trang years, I believe.<br />

Whenever they went around at night in the house, they always carried a flashlight to be sure to see<br />

where they were going and what they might be walking into. The house was not lit by electricity.<br />

They had only kerosene lamps. And since the house was a half mile out of town, the night was<br />

totally black unless there was a moon. One night, Kenneth went to use the toilet, and when he<br />

walked in, there, coiled on the toilet seat, was a cobra. If he had not been carrying his flashlight,<br />

Kenneth would have sat down on him! The flashlight temporarily blinded the cobra, and Kenneth<br />

quickly backed off. The snake had come into the damp, bathing area, probably, up the down spout,<br />

and he went back the way he had come. That was the only time the Landons had a deadly snake like<br />

that in their house. They had just about everything else, ants, lizards, and so on, but not snakes.<br />

The wife of a Mr. McClintock, who was Chilean, was a fine shot with a gun. McClintock was<br />

ambassador to Cambodia. One day Mrs. McClintock was taking her siesta when she looked up and<br />

saw a cobra weaving among the open latticework at the top of the wall. She cried, "Boy! Bring my<br />

gun!" which he did, and she shot the snake as she lay there. Then she thought to herself, "Well,<br />

they're always in pairs," so she kept the gun with her, and a day or so later, she got the other one.<br />

Margaret's nurse was a Miss Christiansen, and she was going to see her regularly for checkups.<br />

Kenneth saw to it that she got exercise, insisting that she go out and take walks with him.<br />

Kenneth tells again about their language training, his doing three years in one, Margaret's<br />

doing two in one. She kept up with him! "Oh, it was agony!" she declares.<br />

It was a few miles across the city to Miss Christiansen's, so Kenneth made sure to keep the car<br />

in prime condition, to be ready for the "crisis" to come.<br />

Kenneth was having long conversations with Kru Tardt, and finding that he could understand<br />

her well. He told her the story of John 9 in Thai, and she understood him! She was well pleased with<br />

the Landons' progress.<br />

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Kenneth went to his first Chinese wedding, a civil ceremony, not a Christian one. Mrs. Seigle<br />

played the wedding march. There was a twelve-course dinner, consisting of shark fins, abalone and<br />

crab, fish, chicken, mushrooms, oysters, birds' nest soup, soft-boiled rice, sweet lotus seeds, ginger,<br />

egg, and some other thing. "Quite a feast! I enjoyed it all!" Everyone sat at a round table. The<br />

current dish of eatables was placed in the center of the table, out of reach of everyone, and at a given<br />

sign by the eldest person at the table, everyone stood up and dived in with chopsticks to grab a hunk<br />

out of the bowl. Kenneth was getting the hang of chopsticks.<br />

But he had gone down from 140 to 131 pounds since arriving in Thailand. The heat was<br />

affecting him.<br />

6<br />

32:42 Margaret speaks of learning the mechanics of living in the tropics. They had to find a stove.<br />

Charcoal was very expensive, so they wanted to find a wood stove. But stoves were expensive. The<br />

Thai had small stoves that were close to the ground and squatted to use them. Everybody seemed to<br />

squat quite a bit in the Thai culture, she noticed. Not exactly her style. She describes the cook and<br />

her assistant squatting on the floor to make doughnuts, with the board between them, rolling and<br />

cutting and cooking on a stove that was a foot high. They would do their vegetables that way too.<br />

People in the mission were talking about moving the Landons to another compound, but the<br />

Landons resisted this. At the time, a Miss Alice Shaefer (SP?) was living in the second house on the<br />

compound where the Seigles lived. She was going home on furlough, and it was arranged that, when<br />

she left, the Landons would move in for the rest of the year. Kenneth bought a stove for the house, a<br />

meat safe, water pots, and also found a houseboy, a cook, and an amah for the baby, as well as taking<br />

a half-share in the coolie. So they were all set to begin housekeeping when the baby was born.<br />

Margaret had a fever, and Miss Christiansen came daily to see how she was. She brought<br />

medicine that brought the fever down, and also medicine that took away her backache.<br />

Margaret tells again of the gifts she received for her birthday. The beautiful sponge cake.<br />

Mrs. Welsh wrote to say she had been praying about their language training. At this point,<br />

she was still friendly to them, Margaret says. It was only after Evan married Evangeline that she<br />

turned against them. "So her prayers were still okay," opines Kenneth. "Fine." The prayers were<br />

answered. Kru Tardt told Alice that the Landons were her best language students. Margaret made an<br />

average of 97, and Kenneth made an average of 96 and 7/8. He laughs, "She beat me!" and adds,<br />

"She always does!" Kenneth did get 100 in tone, a rare accomplishment. Kru Tardt said that she<br />

thought Kenneth would in time sound truly Thai, when he could speak faster.<br />

Kenneth tells again of going out to the market, using his "Tao rai!" and "Pang!" to bargain<br />

with the shopkeepers. He enjoyed it, and was a good bargainer. He had no shyness about the<br />

process.<br />

7<br />

40:32 In their adjustment to the culture: At first, everyone looked the same to them. They would<br />

see various kinds of Chinese, and thought they were the same as the Thai, and as each other. But<br />

with time, they learned to distinguish Chinese from Thai, and with more time, Kenneth learned to<br />

distinguish different kinds of Chinese, Hainanese from Cantonese from Swatow Chinese. He could<br />

hear the difference in dialect.<br />

At first, Margaret found many of the smells disturbing. She had an acute sense of smell. The<br />

odors were strange, unfamiliar, and so they were troubling. The Landons, of course, smelled<br />

different from the people of Thailand, so that they noticed the Landons even as the Landons noticed<br />

them. But the Landons adjusted fairly quickly.<br />

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Margaret tells of Kru Tardt's teachings on Thai culture. She took them into a Thai house and<br />

instructed them exactly on what to do. First, they must never touch a child's head, or anyone's head.<br />

In Thai thinking, the spirit was there. Such a touch dishonors the person, and can be dangerous to<br />

him or her. And they must never speak of feet. The Thai would speak very freely about other parts<br />

of their body that Westerners considered private—speaking casually about sexual parts, for instance.<br />

But when it came to feet, if they felt they had to speak of them, they would always apologize.<br />

Another thing was never to point your toe at anyone, or to cross your legs so that the bottom of your<br />

foot showed. An American minister before the present one had violated this custom, sitting on a<br />

platform at some ceremony with some high Thai, crossing his legs with the bottom of his foot waving<br />

at a prince. It was seen as extremely insulting.<br />

Every Thai house had a high doorsill. The Thai were nominally Buddhist, but also in practice<br />

animist, and tended to see spirits in everything, spirits in rock, in trees, and so on. You might see a<br />

tree with a red rag like a ribbon tied around it and maybe a bowl with offerings in it at the bottom,<br />

given to the spirit of the tree. Margaret remembers a really intelligent woman once pointing to a line<br />

of mosquito bites on her skin and telling her that the spirits had been at her. The spirit of a house<br />

dwelt in the doorsill, so Kru Tardt warned the Landons never to set foot on that.<br />

The Landons had a British friend who had come out to Thailand in 1903 to electrify the<br />

palaces for King Chulalongkorn, and when he arrived, knowing not a word of Thai, he was promptly<br />

taken to the king's palace. The palace gates were large, large enough for elephants to pass through,<br />

with sentries, of course, and a very high sill, almost knee high. When he arrived at the gate, the<br />

Westerner naturally put his foot on the sill to climb over, and the two guards lunged at him with fixed<br />

bayonets. His interpreter pulled him back and railed at the sentries. Surely, they must realize that<br />

this barbarian didn't know what he had done! He was seen to be endangering the king by offending<br />

the spirits in the sill.<br />

There were fifteen first-person pronouns for "I" or "we" in Thai, and a large number for<br />

"you." Several for "he" and "she." This was because the relationship of people was such that certain<br />

pronouns were correct for one sort of person and not for another, reflecting the hierarchy of persons<br />

in the Thai culture. "Gu" (SP?) was the most insulting term for "I," and "mung" (SP?) for "you." A<br />

man had a different first-person pronoun than a woman. Thai culture was emerging from feudalism,<br />

and many things reflected the old culture. Kru Tardt would always be aware of the rank of people in<br />

the culture by signs that the Landons could not recognize and that mystified them. Kenneth has often<br />

remarked since in his lectures that "in Thailand, all people were born unequal." In our culture, they<br />

are theoretically born equal; perhaps not in practice, but under the law. In Thailand, they were<br />

literally unequal from birth, depending on their karma. They were the result of their previous<br />

incarnations.<br />

In the past in Bangkok, there were few roads. Mostly canals. Where there were paths, they<br />

tended to be so narrow that it was difficult for two people to pass each other. One day a missionary<br />

was complaining of this to a Thai friend, who explained to him, "But you know that no Thai can walk<br />

together, because no Thai are equal. Therefore one goes before, and one goes behind." The Landons<br />

would see this when a husband and wife walked together. She would always go behind. And if there<br />

were any baggage, she would carry it.<br />

When two Thai get together to this day, Kenneth explains, they have to immediately sound<br />

each other out to see how polite or how rude they may be to each other. It's automatic. "What's your<br />

name? What's your family name? What's your job? Who are your relatives? Who's your wife?<br />

How many children do you have? What money do you earn?" All kinds of things to determine your<br />

rank, position, importance. Finally, they figure out which one is superior to the other. "It happens<br />

right here amongst the students," that is, the young Thai who come to America to study in our<br />

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universities. They can't get away from it.<br />

Margaret comments that this is breaking down, but slowly.<br />

Along with this, in Thai culture, personal questions were considered polite. Here, they are<br />

not. The questions showed an interest in you—beyond the matter of determining rank.<br />

The Thai are a charming people, Margaret says. But there again, it took some work to<br />

understand their system of values. Truth ranked very low. Courtesy ranked very high. Good<br />

manners. Margaret says she never knew a Thai, even an educated Thai, who believed there could be<br />

such a thing as a cultivated Chinese. They found Chinese manners so offensive. The Chinese would<br />

"hawk and spit." They would use loud voices! Very rude. The Thai value system produced<br />

problems, because if they could figure out what answer you wanted, then, when you asked a question,<br />

that was the answer you got. The truth hardly mattered. This too was a carryover from the feudal<br />

era, in which one survived only by being able to respond to the needs of someone more important.<br />

Their kind of flattery was so subtle, and so smoothly developed, that to this day it takes in foreigners.<br />

They have been at this for centuries and are masters of it.<br />

Kenneth tells of being asked recently to testify before a congressional committee concerning<br />

the Thai government, and of telling the person on the other end of the phone how skillful the Thai<br />

were in ingratiating themselves with Westerners. "You want human rights? You'll get all the human<br />

rights you could possibly want." [Human rights was a key concern in the Carter era of 1977.] The man<br />

said he didn't understand that. If they didn't practice human rights, how could this be true? Kenneth<br />

explained how skillful they are. He gave an illustration. The Nixon administration declared that no<br />

American government would provide aid to any government that did not co-operate in the<br />

suppression of the heroine and opium traffic. One of the main lines of this traffic was through<br />

Thailand, out of the Golden Triangle. So the Thai had a little problem. They had to satisfy Mr.<br />

Nixon, keep him happy, in order that American aid would continue flowing. They knew that Ne Win<br />

of Burma was very unhappy because U Nu, the former leader of Burma, was working out of Thailand<br />

to try to overthrow the Ne Win government. They knew that the U.N. people were trying to get into<br />

Rangoon to fight the opium trade, and Ne Win wouldn't let them in. Ne Win was under some<br />

pressure to satisfy the U.N. So the Thai contacted Ne Win and said, Why don't we get together on<br />

this? You can make the U.N. happy, and we can make Mr. Nixon happy. You want to get rid of U<br />

Nu. Suppose we agree that we'll export U Nu to New York, and for your part, you go up and capture<br />

a heroine factory. You capture the kingpin, turn him over to us, we'll bring him down to Bangkok<br />

and turn him over to you, and you can try him, and that will make everybody happy and show them<br />

we're co-operating. And that is exactly what they did. The drug trade continued to flourish. The aid<br />

continued to flow.<br />

Kenneth declined to testify. He would talk reality. What they wanted was someone who<br />

would "wring his hands a little bit."<br />

Margaret says that Thai society was not a nation in the usual sense at all. Everybody was<br />

attached to somebody. Any kind of progress was through this funnel, as it were. People learned how<br />

to do what they called bati-bat (SP?). It translates "serve," but it's much more than that. It's<br />

ingratiating. It's anticipating the desires and needs of the person. They are expert at it. In Europe at<br />

one time, and England, it was probably the same. It would have been a matter of survival.<br />

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HOUR 38<br />

Session #29 continued June 20, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIB600) Margaret continues on the Thai system of values. Young missionaries would arrive,<br />

study the language for a few months, and their teacher would compliment them extravagantly. How<br />

wonderfully they spoke the language! And it wasn't true at all.<br />

It's no accident, says Kenneth, that the Thai were the only Asian state that survived the<br />

colonial period in southern Asia. They really knew how to get on with Westerners. They were<br />

diplomats. "I've often said they were intuitive in anticipating the threat to their security and adjusting<br />

to it. They've been intuitive." They knew by the early 1930's what a threat the Japanese were going<br />

to be and began to prepare for it, carefully crafting their foreign policy accordingly.<br />

Margaret talks about how hard it was to learn to get the truth on anything.<br />

Kenneth tells us that one of his funniest conversations was when Kuriapaiwan (SP?) was<br />

Prime Minister, and Kenneth went back to Bangkok—this would have been in the 1950's? 1960's?<br />

The Prime Minister was in his office, dressed up in a panung, prancing up and down in his office,<br />

giving Kenneth a lecture about the situation out there, now and then glancing over at Kenneth to see<br />

how he was taking it. Finally, he stopped in front of Kenneth and said, in Thai, "Do you believe me?!<br />

Do you believe me?!" And Kenneth just sat there. The man exclaimed in disgust, "You don't believe<br />

a word!" Kenneth echoed him, "I don't believe a single word you said." The PM laughed his head<br />

off. "Aw nuts!" the PM said, in Thai. "To hell with it." He knew he couldn't fool Kenneth, and he<br />

just sat down. After that, they got along beautifully.<br />

Kenneth talks about how skillful Margaret was in the school she headed in Trang. She knew<br />

how to handle the teachers and the girls. She explains that, again, she had people who would help<br />

her. Without that, she couldn't have done it. And she always listened.<br />

Kenneth wrote in a letter of September, 1927, "Tuesday night, Margaret and I went to bed at<br />

9:15, and she went right to sleep and slept well until 6:45 in the morning. Then she awoke with the<br />

first slight birth pain and told me about it." They waited a while to see if this were the real thing, and<br />

it was. So he got the car ready, told the folks good-by, and by 9:30, he had her at Miss Christiansen's,<br />

in bed in the delivery room. Kenneth returned home to take care of a few things, then returned to the<br />

clinic at noon to find Margaret in hard labor, with the pains coming every couple of minutes. They<br />

got stronger and stronger until they were a minute and a half apart. By mid-afternoon, she had<br />

brought the baby all the way to "the exit," and they could see that it was the breech and not the head.<br />

Miss Christiansen pulled Kenneth out of the delivery room, where he had been with Margaret, and<br />

told him to go across the river to the hospital and get Dr. Theobald, who was a specialist in this sort<br />

of thing. This, Kenneth expeditiously did. Theobald was able to deliver the baby without<br />

instruments. The baby didn't have a mark on her. Margaret had a fairly substantial tear, but not too<br />

serious. At 3:55, September 14, the baby was born, a girl, who weighed seven pounds.<br />

Margaret remembers the awful moment when Miss Christiansen told her that the presentation<br />

was a breech and that Margaret wouldn't be able to deliver her. She was a wonderful woman, and she<br />

sat down beside Margaret and took Margaret's hands and simply held onto her. "It was an amazing<br />

experience. It was a matter of the spirit. It was really wonderful." The doctor didn't get there for<br />

quite a while.<br />

It was hard for Margaret to go out to Thailand, leaving her mother, carrying her first child.<br />

But she has often thought that this was in God's plan because this doctor was one of the finest<br />

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specialists in the world, Dr. Geoffrey Theobald of Harley Street. He had been brought out by the<br />

Rockefeller Foundation to teach. He was not taking private patients. Miss Christiansen said he was<br />

"absolutely incredible," that he just manipulated the child and brought her out feet first. "So we were<br />

both alive. And we might not have been otherwise."<br />

Kenneth adds, "And I never will forget the baby lying there, discarded in a tub, yelling her<br />

head off, with eyes about this big around—pansy blue, great big eyes—kicking, yelling." And<br />

Kenneth thought, She's just like me. She's got strong lungs.<br />

Sometimes, with breech, the baby was born dead.<br />

Session #30 July 11, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

2<br />

8:03 Kenneth once again tells the story of Peggy's birth, filling in more details from a letter he<br />

wrote to Adelle. The first birth pain at 6:45. Margaret came over to Kenneth and told him, and they<br />

lay in bed, talking and planning and waiting to make sure it was no false alarm. Kenneth packed<br />

Margaret's bag as she directed and took it to the car, and then they enjoyed breakfast as usual. Every<br />

now and then Margaret would bend over as if wishing to inspect the table cloth a little closer, and<br />

then would grin at Kenneth. They drove to Miss Christiansen's clinic, and events ensued until about<br />

2:45, when the baby had come down to "the exit" and it became clear that the birth was a breech<br />

presentation. Miss Christiansen sent Kenneth off across the river to get Dr. Theobald.<br />

Kenneth drove like mad in his little Ford coupe to the riverside, where he hired a sampan to<br />

cross over. The boatman rowed with his leg wrapped around the single oar. It was slow going<br />

because of the stiff current in the river. Kenneth went up a long walk to the hospital, Surawat (SP?)<br />

Hospital, which was the center for the Rockefeller activities there and which was headed by a Dr.<br />

Ellis, who owned the farm next to the Landon house in Meadville, Pennsylvania. He was a<br />

pathologist, as Kenneth recalls. The first person Kenneth saw as he approached the hospital was a<br />

very tall, slim, dark-haired man with cavernous dark eyes, and Kenneth dashed up to him saying that<br />

he was looking for Dr. Theobald. The man replied that KH was Dr. Theobald. "Good!" Kenneth said,<br />

and latched right on to his upper man. "You're coming with me!" And he explained about Margaret<br />

as they went. Theobald did not resist. As he said later, "I wasn't prepared to argue."<br />

As Kenneth recalls it, Theobald had a little bag of instruments with him and went straight off<br />

with him. They crossed the river on the sampan, then rode in Kenneth's car to the clinic. Theobald<br />

commented on the way to the clinic that he hadn't realized a Ford coupe traveled so rapidly.<br />

Once there, Theobald set right to work. "Ghastly!" Margaret interjects. It was 3:30.<br />

Theobald didn't use any instruments. Just his hands. The baby wasn't even scratched or bruised.<br />

Margaret was so excited by the whole thing that she couldn't sleep all that night. But the<br />

second night, she slept heartily.<br />

The baby looked like him, Kenneth wrote, adding, "Poor thing!" But Margaret thought she<br />

looked like Evangeline. Peggy did have Kenneth's foot, he wrote, with the second toe longer than the<br />

big toe, and had square hands like his. "I feel quite capable as a nurse. I've visited around quite a bit,<br />

and I play with all the babies and hold them."<br />

"I know one thing about it, and that is it's like me in this respect: it has good lungs. You<br />

should hear that kid weep!"<br />

That same day there was a meeting at which it was determined that the Landons' would take<br />

Miss Schaefer's house for the rest of the year. Kenneth talks about his preparations for moving in.<br />

Fortunately, he could take two weeks' vacation.<br />

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3<br />

17:45 Margaret tells the story from her side. There had been a big dinner party out at the Wattana<br />

Wittiah Academy (SP?), which at that time was the finest girls' school in Asia and which was run by<br />

the Presbyterian mission. In those days, the road didn't go out all the way to Wattana. You took the<br />

tram or your car as far as you could, then a boat on a canal. For this reason, the Landons decided not<br />

to go.<br />

Margaret tells again of her birthday celebration on September 7. Her gifts. The cake. Ice<br />

cream. The people who came to play rook. But Margaret had picked up some sort of fever which<br />

stayed with her for a number of days. On September 6, Margaret remembers being down on her<br />

knees cutting out the fabric for a slip, crawling around on the floor.<br />

In any case, the baby began to come the night after that big dinner party. The clinic was not a<br />

hospital. Friends have commiserated with her over this, because three of her children were born<br />

there. But her room was washed every day, every piece of furniture in it, and the floor. She would<br />

ask her friends, Did you get homecooked food every meal? Did the nurse come dashing in constantly<br />

to see that you were all right? Those nurses were darlings. The clinic was a house which Miss<br />

Christiansen had taken over.<br />

She had come out in 1912. She was in Trang, where the Landons went later, and she was<br />

horrified by the maternal death rate. The midwives would literally walk on a woman to help push the<br />

baby out. Miss Christiansen estimated the infant mortality in the first year as in excess of 33%, and<br />

the maternal death rate was very high. She was a surgical nurse, and she had gone out for a short<br />

term, not expecting to stay, sponsored by Dr. Bulkley of New York—the father of Dr. Lucius<br />

Constant Bulkley, who became the Landons' doctor in Thailand. But she decided to make her life's<br />

work there. She went to England and took a course in midwifery, where there was a special hospital<br />

that trained midwives. And then she returned to Bangkok, with the mission's consent, and started<br />

what she called the Maternity Home. It was on Pla Pla Chai Road, right next to a famous monastery,<br />

Wat Tapesarin (SP?)—named for one of the queens. She had a big old house, and on the ground<br />

floor she had the delivery room. The nursery was in that room too. There was a private room, and a<br />

ward with about three beds. She had just that year succeeded in getting modern plumbing. She<br />

created a lovely atmosphere, and she was herself very capable. She had deliveries under all sorts of<br />

conditions. She would be called into homes that were just filthy. She had 1200 deliveries before she<br />

ever lost a mother, and in that case, she had known in advance that it was almost hopeless and so had<br />

called in a doctor.<br />

When Margaret came in, there had been a delivery in the middle of the night. Miss<br />

Christiansen had been up all night. She had a bottle of "4711" cologne there by the bed, one of many<br />

little touches.<br />

Margaret says there's no use describing the delivery. "It's pain and it's pain and it's pain, and<br />

that's what it is." There was always one nurse with her, a lovely woman named Simuan (SP?), who<br />

was from Trang. Miss Christiansen had chosen her girls very carefully. She worked with Miss<br />

Margaret McCord, who had a Bible training school, and the idea was to train these girls both as Bible<br />

women and as midwives. They would be useful to the church as well as to the community. The girls<br />

were of high quality. Jeanette Seigle told Margaret that Miss Christiansen was better than any doctor<br />

resident in Bangkok and urged Margaret to use her. She was so good that the government invited her<br />

to come over and work with them.<br />

Margaret comments that this was a pattern. The mission never was in a position, because of<br />

small numbers, to work on a large scale. But what they did do was to do what they did very well and<br />

so set a pattern that could be followed by others. They did this with the first leper home, building a<br />

beautiful community of houses up in the north, which was then emulated by others. Miss Edna Cole<br />

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did the same thing with women's education. The mission set the pattern for all modern education<br />

there. They never asked for anything in return, and no credit is given to them in Thai history.<br />

Miss Christiansen decided against going over to the government because she felt it was<br />

essential in the beginning to have girls that she chose, of a very high caliber, that is, people of<br />

character as well as ability. She did take some non-Christian girls. As far as Margaret knows, there<br />

was no problem with any of the girls Miss Christiansen selected to work with her. What she did with<br />

her maternity clinic made a revolution in the country, and the government took it up.<br />

4<br />

29:42 So anyway, Kenneth went for Dr. Theobald. The man subsequently became a friend of the<br />

Landons. He and his wife had the Landons for Christmas dinner, and Margaret played tennis with<br />

him. "We didn't win, though."<br />

The actual agony of the labor Margaret remembers well because there were two or three hours<br />

in which she was undergoing heavy labor and unable to deliver the baby. It was an awful sinking<br />

feeling when she realized that the presentation was a breech. Miss Christiansen came, sat by the bed,<br />

and just took her by the hands and held on, and it was as if something of her inner strength came into<br />

Margaret. She would wipe her face with the "4711" coloqne.<br />

As soon as the doctor came, they gave Margaret chloroform, so she had no memory of what<br />

happened next. Then the baby was there. Theobald was quick. Kenneth tells us that Theobald sent<br />

him out of the room but that he didn't go all way, staying at the door to watch. It was a fast<br />

manipulation. He had that baby out in no time at all. He got her feet down and pulled her out feet<br />

first. He was what was called a "Harley Street physician." The Rockefeller had chosen him because<br />

he was the best. Margaret has often wondered if the kind of doctor she would have had in America—<br />

in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, or Chicago—would have been able to save her life. But Dr. Theobald did.<br />

Miss Christiansen had done the same manipulation as Theobald, many times, dealing with<br />

breech presentations. But she would not take a chance with a member of the mission. She had even<br />

done a transverse presentation, where one arm is out.<br />

Because Peggy had been born breech, her head was not distorted the way a newborn's usually<br />

is. They laid her beside Margaret, and she had huge, dark blue eyes, a little pug nose, a rosebud<br />

mouth, and "she looked so adorable to me, my heart just swelled with so many thankfulnesses."<br />

In those days, you didn't get up and walk around the way you do now. You had two weeks of<br />

rest.<br />

Kenneth tells of a later incident in which Dr. Bulkley used chloroform on little Peggy, and<br />

used too much. She "died right there under his hands." Bulkley had to give artificial respiration to<br />

bring her back. "I saw her die. She turned completely white. She was gone."<br />

5<br />

34:32 Kenneth sent a cable from the mission office to the board in America, which was supposed to<br />

send word to both sets of parents. It took six weeks' for letters to come in those days. At the end of<br />

five weeks, Margaret began to expect letters from home, but none came. Week after week passed,<br />

and nothing. Finally, a letter came from Adelle. She had not received a cable. Instead, six weeks<br />

after Peggy's birth, she had received a letter from the Landons, and when she opened it, a picture fell<br />

out showing Margaret sitting in bed holding the baby. Adelle burst into tears because she had come<br />

to the conclusion that the baby was dead. That was why no word had come. She had been carrying<br />

this anxiety for weeks.<br />

On further checking, it was learned that no cable was ever sent by the mission in Bangkok.<br />

Mr. Dunlap had done nothing with it.<br />

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Al Seigle and Kenneth went to the Legation to register Peggy as an American citizen, and also<br />

to the local police station to register the birth and get a birth certificate. The police, of course, did not<br />

speak English, and Al didn't speak any Thai. Only Chinese. Kenneth, of course, only had a few<br />

words by then. But they managed to get the certificate. Only years later did Kenneth realize that<br />

what was written on the certificate, in Thai, was "Baby Seigle." The police knew it was about a<br />

baby; and they knew Mr. Seigle. Ergo: "Baby Seigle!" So Peggy's Thai birth certificate is useless.<br />

The servants were going to cost the Landons about $35 U.S. gold a month.<br />

Kenneth wrote to his mother, "I can tell from your letters, Mother, that you do not feel sure of<br />

seeing me again in life here." She was already ill enough that she knew. She died in 1929. The day<br />

she died, almost the minute she died, Kenneth said to Margaret, "My mother just died."<br />

Kenneth had bought a teak bookcase, a baby bed, three little tea tables, a set of glasses, the<br />

china, of course. He was working to get the house ready. Ma Cham (SP?) came and declared, upon<br />

seeing the Schaefer house, "Sokabroke!" (SP?) "Filthy!" She set about cleaning the house, and when<br />

she was done, the place was spotless. Ma Cham had worked for a Mrs. Allen, and helped to raise her<br />

children.<br />

After two weeks at Miss Christiansen's, Margaret came home late one afternoon. Peggy had<br />

already gained weight steadily. Ma Cham was waiting when Margaret and the baby arrived home,<br />

and she took the baby and undressed her. Kenneth had everything arranged so that Margaret need<br />

worry about nothing. But Peggy proceeded to demonstrate the health of her lungs, and howled her<br />

way through the evening.<br />

6<br />

44:07 Kenneth describes his normal day during that period. They got up at 6:30, exercised,<br />

dressed, and had breakfast at 7:30. At 8:30, Peggy was washed, and they had a play time with her.<br />

They then spent the morning studying Thai. At 12:30, they had tiffin, that is, lunch. For breakfast,<br />

they had fruit, just as pomelo, bananas, oranges, and many others; oat meal, porridge, cocoa, t oast,<br />

jam, eggs. For tiffin, soup, meat and potatoes, three kinds of vegetables, and pudding. At dinner,<br />

they had a real meal, a couple of meats, perhaps several vegetables, fruits, desserts. They were<br />

always hungry. They perspired heavily all the time, even if just reading a book, or sitting typing a<br />

letter, and it left them very hungry. In the afternoon, they had school from 1:30 to 4:30 with their<br />

teacher. In the evening, they had visits with friends, and rested. Life seemed slow to Kenneth,<br />

because he couldn't go "rushing around" as he had done before.<br />

In Thai, there were two words for "wash." One was to "sak pa." To "sak" was to "jerk it up<br />

and down in the water," as you would with a cloth or shirt. The other was to "lang" it. If something<br />

was solid and immovable, like a wall, you would "lang" it. So Kenneth one day told his coolie to<br />

"sak" the car, and the man was simply overcome with laughter. He never explained. He just laughed<br />

and laughed. Kenneth had to find out for himself what he had said wrong.<br />

Kenneth and Margaret gave their first dinner party, to be prepared by their new cook, Ah<br />

Chuan (SP?). The guests were a Mr. and Mrs. Palmer and a Mr. Stewart. Ah Chuan worked hard all<br />

day, and his wife came to help him. She was a demure little Chinese girl with a pigtail and Chinese<br />

trousers, and she arrived walking about twenty feet behind him. The table was beautifully set, with<br />

Margaret's chrysanthemum tablecloth and a bowl of Honolulu creepers for decoration. Ah Chuan put<br />

a doily for each plate on the tablecloth. As soon as the guests arrived, Ah Chuan served orange juice<br />

and tiny open-faced sandwiches in the living room. The soup was clear with a vegetable in it. The<br />

second course was a large fish stuffed and baked, with not a bone in it, and it was delicious. It was<br />

decorated with slices of lime. The main course was chicken pie with vegetable in it. It had a crust<br />

that broke in flakes. The dessert was spiced apple dumplings. "It wasn't a very elaborate dinner,"<br />

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wrote Margaret, "but everything was perfect, and the service could not have been better at the<br />

Blackstone," the most posh hotel in Chicago at the time.<br />

Ah Chuan had cooked for two years in a Chinese hotel in Canton for 1000 people. He had<br />

cooked in Bangkok for a Mr. Prager. He was a fine, imaginative cook. He also kept the floors in the<br />

dining and living room clean, and waited on the table. And for this, Kenneth paid him forty tekals a<br />

month. So little.<br />

Then they gave a second dinner party, and Ah Chuan worked just as hard for that one. The<br />

table was elaborately set, as if for a true banquet. (Ah Chuan would make a daily market account to<br />

Kenneth, and one item kept coming up mysteriously, something called "flit." Margaret had difficulty<br />

understanding anything Ah Chuan said; Kenneth did somewhat better, but he had no idea was "flit"<br />

was. There was a "flit" that the Landons knew, something they sprayed on themselves in "the eternal<br />

warfare against mosquitoes," but needless to say, it was not a food. Finally, Kenneth consulted Mrs.<br />

Seigle, who suggested that Ah Chuan meant "fillet" and used the term indiscriminately for all kinds<br />

of meat. And so it was.)<br />

The program for tonight's dinner was as follows, according to Ah Chuan: "People come. I<br />

bring in orange juice and sandwich. Go table. Have soupee. Big fishee. Chicken jelly. Vegetables.<br />

Icey cream. Coffee." Everything was done with style. The little sandwiches were open-faced, and<br />

the bread had been cut in shapes and fried in deep fat instead of butter. The fish was huge, about two<br />

feet long. There were fancy little cookies to go with the ice cream. Ah Chuan was an artist, wrote<br />

Margaret, in the form of a cook.<br />

Ah Yu, the coolie, was an artist of his own kind. Every Thursday he scrubbed all the porches<br />

and the bathroom floors, and when he was through, they were white enough to eat off of. But he did<br />

not scrub the kitchen. Neither did the cook wish to do this. Ah Chuan asked Kenneth to have Ah Yu<br />

do it, but Ah Yu refused. That was the cook's job. He had never done it in other houses, and he<br />

wouldn't do it here! Kenneth offered him more money, but he refused. That was not his job!! In the<br />

end, Ah Chuan relented and did the kitchen floor.<br />

The Eakins were famous for their biscuits, and people would ask the recipe for these fabulous<br />

biscuits. Then the people would try to make the biscuits and find they never came out the same way.<br />

Finally, Mrs. Eakin took the guests out to the kitchen, and insisted on having every detail of the<br />

cook's preparation. Everything he did. So he explained it all, and what came out was that, once he<br />

had the biscuits all made at night, he laid them on the side of his bed, lay down carefully beside them,<br />

and put a blanket over them so that the biscuits and he were close together under the blanket. This<br />

made the biscuits rise with a lightness that no one else was ever able to achieve. He had neglected to<br />

mention in his recipe that he slept with the biscuits!<br />

7<br />

55:02 Kenneth went to an auction of a man named Prinz (SP?) and bought his dining room suite,<br />

consisting of a table, eight chairs, and a sideboard, all of teakwood with a walnut finish. 126 tekals or<br />

about $50 U.S. gold for the lot. He also bought two fine oil paintings and a big Chinese brass tray<br />

and a Chinese wood stand.<br />

There was a lot of entertaining among the Westerners there. People dressed formally, men in<br />

white monkey jackets with black trousers, women in their long dresses.<br />

Margaret tells of another dinner party, which again she describes as their "first dinner party."<br />

There were place cards at each person's seat. The guests included the four new missionaries, Dr. and<br />

Mrs. Horst (SP?) and Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Wells. In addition, there were the Seigles and the two<br />

Fuller families. Paul Fuller and his wife were a young couple just finishing their first term. Margaret<br />

was beautiful, very tall, slender, with black hair, an Irish kind of look, with blue eyes. A fine<br />

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musician, a pianist. A graduate of the Boston Conservatory of Music. She was the soloist with the<br />

Royal Orchestra at a command performance for the king and queen. Margaret remembers going up<br />

on their verandah once that year. Mrs. Fuller was wearing a dress of a gold color that was stunning<br />

with her black hair and flashing hair. She had some sheets of music in her hand, and she waved them<br />

with a laugh and said, "Our dinner ticket!" She played, and Paul sang. The other Fullers were the<br />

Graham Fullers, who had four children.<br />

At this dinner, three Chinese boys served the table. To begin, there was orange juice and<br />

decorative sandwiches. Then soup. And then the fish on a huge platter. Then the chicken jelly,<br />

daintily molded, and served with mayonnaise. Pigeons or squabs followed, twelve of them, toasty<br />

brown, on delectable little petals of toast, with a froth of potatoes around the edge of the platter. A<br />

mixture of vegetables and potatoes made into the shape of peanuts and fried in deep fat. The last<br />

course was ice cream turned out of a large mold into a circle of half peaches.<br />

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HOUR 39<br />

Session #30 continued July 11, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIB1090) Margaret tells us how much fun it was to be able to put on fancy dinners with their<br />

special cook, Ah Chuan. They didn't do it very often because of the expense, though. That year was<br />

the only time in their Siam years when they had such a cook. Once they left Bangkok, they would<br />

have a "country type" cook.<br />

Their house was large and comfortable. It had a screened porch.<br />

In a month, Peggy weighed nine and 3/4 pounds. Kenneth remarked on his own health. He<br />

felt terrific, and he slept soundly at night. He didn't even wake up when Peggy cried and Margaret<br />

got up to feed her. "I sleep like a railroad tie!"<br />

Thanksgiving evening, the Landons had dinner with the Palmers. There was a real turkey,<br />

and even "cranberry sauce" made of a Siamese fruit. At dinner, Mrs. Seigle moved "rather hastily" a<br />

number of times, Kenneth noticed, and about an hour after dinner, she gave birth to a baby girl.<br />

"Yeah," Margaret says. "She did it the easy way." Mrs. Seigle had to tell people that she was<br />

pregnant or they wouldn't know.<br />

The baby's name was Jeanette Josephine Seigle, and she was called J.J.<br />

There were a number of shops across Sathorn Road from their house. Their compound was<br />

fenced, so that when you crossed the little bridge from the road, you came to a gate to enter the<br />

compound. The two houses were identical. In her house, not long after the baby's birth, Margaret<br />

heard a woman screaming, and she ran outside and realized it was Jeanette. Margaret ran over, full<br />

tilt, and found that J.J. was having a convulsion. Just by chance, Margaret knew what to do, which<br />

was to get hot water and put the baby into it, as hot as the baby could stand. Kenneth went to get Dr.<br />

Horst, but J.J. had come out of the convulsion by the time the doctor arrived. J.J. went through these<br />

convulsions three or four times while the Landons were there. Ultimately, she grew into a very<br />

healthy woman. She is now married and lives in California. Al has died, and Jeanette lives near J.J.<br />

in a mobile home.<br />

2<br />

5:10 Kenneth writes that "this morning, as usual, I taught my Bible class in Siamese." This was in<br />

November, after slightly more than four months of language study. The Siamese pastor was taking<br />

an interest in Kenneth and passing along to him idiomatic phrases from his sermons. The Thai<br />

Kenneth was learning was the high language of the Bible, not the common, colloquial language. It<br />

made him sound rather formal to ordinary people. Many years later, when he was talking in Thai<br />

with Prime Minister Sarit, the man commented on this. "You use scholarly language in your ordinary<br />

conversation." He said the Thai found this amusing. "You talk like the Bible." That was how Kru<br />

Tardt had taught him. In classical, scholarly Thai you never used a single word if you could put two<br />

together which would support each other. Kenneth gives an example of a series of words each one of<br />

which says the same thing but with different nuances of meaning. He gives another example,<br />

"Bulabulong" (SP?), "comfort," in which you say "comfort" twice. So all through the years, in his<br />

talks with Thai diplomats, Kenneth would rattle along in his high biblical, scholarly sounding Thai!<br />

After their year in Bangkok, the Landons were to go to their first post in Nakhon Si<br />

Thammarat. Only many years later did they learn that the Siamese in Bangkok had wanted the<br />

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Landons to continue there with them. But there was already resentment against them in the mission,<br />

particularly in the person of Paul Eakin. Eakin resented the way Kenneth ripped through the<br />

language training, three years of study in one year. Kenneth went faster and faster as time went on.<br />

"I just sopped it up." He could read all the stuff they handed out. He would take a whole year's<br />

books and go through them in five weeks.<br />

There was some talk of the Landons going north, but the Wells went there. The Siamese in<br />

Bangkok wanted the Landons for Bangkok Christian <strong>College</strong>. But the missionaries decided to get<br />

Kenneth out of Bangkok. They didn't want this young arrogant fellow there. He ZDV an overconfident<br />

kind of guy, he says. "I suppose I ZDV impossible, if not at least difficult." So they sent<br />

him down to work with one of the worst missions in the field with a fellow named Snyder. Snyder<br />

had made such a mess of things when he was the bigshot in Bangkok that they had to send him out to<br />

the boondocks. It was the only way they could keep him in the country.<br />

Nakhon Si Thammarat is right across the peninsula from Trang, in the south. The Landons<br />

spent one year with Snyder there, and then, when the Knox's left Trang, the Landons were sent over<br />

to replace them there.<br />

It turned out to be a blessing, because it opened up to Kenneth all sorts of opportunities that<br />

he would never have had in Bangkok. In Bangkok, the mission already had Al Seigle as a special<br />

missionary to the Cantonese Chinese, and Graham Fuller as a special missionary to the Swatow<br />

Chinese—the two big Chinese communities. Kenneth would not have been permitted to do any work<br />

with the Chinese if he had stayed in Bangkok. And there were no Chinese to work with up in Chiang<br />

Mai, of any quantity. The large groups were in the south. So when he was sent there, Kenneth<br />

naturally, on his own, began to work with them. He learned their language—"the language where the<br />

money was, and where the able people were, which were the Chinese." He got so that he could<br />

lecture and preach in Swatow Chinese, understood Fukien, and got along in schoolboy Mandarin. If<br />

he had gone to Chiang Mai, he would have had various senior missionaries treating him as the new<br />

boy and holding him down. Whereas in Trang, he was solely responsible for a parish that ran from<br />

the Kra Isthmus all the way to the Malay border, "and I could just freewheel, and that suited my<br />

spirit." He had a natural affinity for the Chinese. He was building Chinese schools, Chinese<br />

churches. He had two Siamese churches, on both sides of the peninsula. There were 2,000,000<br />

people in his parish, which ran all up and down the peninsula, with its rubber plantations and tin<br />

mines. He worked especially among the Chinese, traveling by every means you could imagine,<br />

sampan, motor scooter, oxcart, bicycle, elephant, on foot, train.<br />

Session #31 July 18, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

3<br />

13:10 October 31, 1927. Margaret writes home to describe her life in Bangkok. "I surely am living<br />

the life of Riley these days. I have just risen from a nap which commenced as soon as lunch was<br />

over, and now I am dressed for tennis. After a little exercise and a bath, I shall be ready for dinner, to<br />

which I have not given a thought. By the time I reach the states in a few years, you can expect to see<br />

me fair fat and looking forty!"<br />

The Rev. E. Stanley Jones came to Bangkok, a famous preacher of the day.<br />

Dr. George McFarland was a dentist, the first modern dentist in Siam. His parents had been<br />

early missionaries, in the 1860's. He was not with the mission, but was friendly with it. His first wife<br />

died, someone everyone thought was lovely. He then married a woman that Margaret very much<br />

disliked, Bertha Blount. Miss Christiansen told Margaret that Bertha had pursued Dr. McFarland<br />

even as his wife was dying. She was very aggressive. She was a "powder pigeon shape", Margaret<br />

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says. "Whatever she had," Kenneth adds, referring to her bosom, "she pulled it away up high so that<br />

it came up thin here and stuck straight out. It was really something to see." "Just like a powder<br />

pigeon," repeats Margaret.<br />

Dr. McFarland had a typewriter business, and Bertha was involved in running it.<br />

She was a missionary, and she continued to be very active in mission councils after her<br />

marriage. She tried to take over Wattana Wittiah Academy. Miss Edna Cole, who headed the<br />

Academy, told a friend of Margaret, "Bertha knows exactly how to put her hand in and tear the<br />

strings of your heart." She maneuvered Miss Cole out. Miss Cole was not only a very choice person,<br />

but she was highly respected all over the country, by the highest class. That was extremely important<br />

in a recently feudal country.<br />

Mrs. McFarland's home was beautiful; they had plenty of money. She could be very gracious<br />

if she wished to. The Landons went to dinners at her home.<br />

She was important to Margaret because she played a role in the Landons' history in Siam. She<br />

was the one who arranged to send Kru Pakai as a teacher down to Margaret's school in Trang years<br />

later.<br />

So anyway, all the missionaries were invited to a community dinner at the McFarlands' to<br />

meet Dr. E. Stanley Jones. Among those present were half a dozen people from country stations.<br />

They looked like lovely people, but it was very depressing to see them. They were so badly dressed.<br />

They stood out like sore thumbs. If they had anything they thought was nice, it was years out of date.<br />

Kenneth comments that, when they were in the country, he would shop for Margaret in<br />

Bangkok when he got up there, to make sure that she never looked like that.<br />

4<br />

20:16 Albert and Kenneth laid out a tennis court behind the two houses. They had lots of fun on<br />

that tennis court.<br />

Dr. Theobald preached in church. His father had been a missionary in India. Some time ago,<br />

an article had appeared in the paper saying that laymen should preach from the pulpit, and the writer<br />

was Dr. Theobald. So, when it was Graham Fuller's turn to preach, he simply asked Theobald to<br />

preach, and after what he had written, Theobald could hardly refuse. He gave a message on the<br />

Gospel of grace and salvation, closing with the "glorious hope of the Second Coming of our Lord."<br />

For a Harley Street specialist, it was amazing.<br />

James had had his operation to remove his arm by now, and Kenneth lent the boy his trumpet<br />

to practice on, since he could no longer play the piano. He could play the horn with one hand.<br />

The Thai were great lovers of festivals. They would join in on anybody's festival. They had a<br />

word, "sinook," which meant "fun." If it was "sinook," they loved doing it. They had taken on<br />

Christmas by the Landons' time.<br />

The King's birthday was a great event, of course, a public holiday. It was November 8. His<br />

name was King Prajadhipok, and the celebration actually ran three days. The Landons went out with<br />

Al in his car to "see the illumination," and the next day they went out to see "the golden mountain"<br />

and the many little stands and sideshows that formed a large part of the fun.<br />

Bangkok was an alluvial plain. You couldn't have a basement there, because just a few inches<br />

down there was water. At high tide time, the water might actually be up in your front yard. Often,<br />

when they wanted to build a house, as the city moved out to the rice fields, what they did was to<br />

simply dig a sort of lagoon and take the earth and pile it up. One of the kings of the Chakri dynasty,<br />

before King Mongkut, decided that he wanted to build a "mountain." Kenneth explains that this was<br />

a Hindu concept, "the center of the world," phra Meru, which the Thai pronounced "pra main." The<br />

problem was that the thing kept sinking, and the king gave up on it after a while. It was King<br />

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Mongkut who finally finished it. The "mountain" stood about 150 feet high. The Landons climbed it<br />

many times. It was made of a tremendous pile of brick. There were trees planted on it, and at the top<br />

was a temple, or shrine, with what was supposed to be a relic of the real Buddha, a piece of bone.<br />

Margaret reads from the guidebook which explained how the Buddha's bones were discovered in<br />

India and how parts of them were distributed among Buddhist countries, Siam's piece being received<br />

in a solemn ceremony and in a great procession taken up to and placed in the shrine on the "golden<br />

mountain."<br />

The "illuminations" were beautiful, even more than a Chicago street at Christmastime. Some<br />

places, it was as light as day, and everywhere there were strings of colored lights. Thousands of<br />

Japanese lanterns were hung. There were Siamese flags made of electric lights. The Landons saw<br />

the King's boat on the river, completely outlined with electric lights, looking like a "fairy boat."<br />

There were great crowds in the streets.<br />

The Landons climbed the "mountain" during the festivities. There was vegetation growing all<br />

over it. Worshippers were taking turns striking a huge bell. On the way up, Margaret had noticed<br />

incense sticks for sale with pieces of paper attached to the top of them. The paper contained tiny bits<br />

of gold leaf. There were several images of the Buddha, and one especially at the highest point, near<br />

the temple, and the people were making merit by gilding these with the bits of gold they had brought.<br />

The gold leaf was incredibly thin, and when a bit of it was applied to an image, it would stick as if it<br />

had been glued there.<br />

At least three small native orchestras were playing in the temple. The main instrument looked<br />

like a child's boat, three feet long, and resembled a xylophone.<br />

Beggars were out in full force, some of them "too horrible to look at."<br />

There were also dozens of nuns dressed in dirty white and with shaved heads, each with a<br />

bowl to receive alms.<br />

Margaret describes the kind of clothes people wore. The funny hats on many of the children.<br />

5<br />

31:00 Mr. Wong came to get Kenneth to play basketball, and it happened that he was carrying some<br />

tennis balls with him. Margaret asked him if he played tennis, to which he answered yes. She<br />

mentioned that she had once played tennis too. A week later, out of the blue, Kenneth announced to<br />

Margaret's shock and dismay that Mr. Wong wanted Margaret to go on a certain afternoon to the<br />

Seelong (SP?) Club and meet a certain princess with whom she was to play doubles in a tournament!<br />

Kenneth had been talking Margaret up, describing what a champion she had been in college. Poor<br />

Margaret; she hadn't played in two and a half years. Mr. Wong worked in a chartered bank where<br />

there was also a young Chinese named Mr. Boon, who was a fine tennis player at the club. Mr. Boon<br />

was planning to play doubles with Princess Satsi (SP?) in the national tournament in February. The<br />

cups would be awarded by the King and Queen. Margaret subsequently met the princess at some<br />

occasion, and explained that she had not played for a long time, and also that she never played on<br />

Sunday. She thought this would end the matter.<br />

Margaret describes the various peregrinations of the whole thing. On Prince Bidia (SP?), a<br />

poet, who introduced tennis to Siam and who was a splendid player. A match took place in which<br />

Mr. Boon and Kenneth played doubles against Princess Satsi and Margaret. The women won 6-4.<br />

The setting was entirely "deluxe." The grass of the court was perfect, smooth, closely clipped. There<br />

were backstops all the way around, and three men who did nothing except chase balls for them. Then<br />

Prince Bidia and Mr. Boon played against Princess Satsi and Margaret and beat the women easily, 6-<br />

2. After this exhibition, Margaret hoped she would be allowed to fade gracefully out of the picture.<br />

Prince Bidia was actually Prince Bidialongkorn (SP?).<br />

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6<br />

38:28 Margaret learned that Ah Chuan's "flit" was not "fillet," as they had thought, but yellow<br />

persimmon. The mystery had finally been solved. "Flit" must have meant "fruit"!<br />

7$3( 9,, 6LGH<br />

7<br />

39:05 White elephants have always been venerated in Asia. In a book the Landons have about the<br />

myths of India and southern Asia—much of Thai mythology originates in India—white elephants<br />

were closely connected with water, and clouds. They looked sort of like clouds. White elephants<br />

were not actually white or pink, like an albino. There ZHUH true albinos. But white elephants were<br />

not like that. There were various grades of them.<br />

More on the cable on Peggy's birth that was never sent. Dr. Dunlap had actually persuaded<br />

Kenneth to send it through him instead of the post office, and then had done nothing with it.<br />

From Chiang Mai in the north of Siam came word that a "true white elephant" had been born.<br />

"All pinkly pristine." Priests flung garlands over the baby elephant, and poured lustral water on its<br />

"quivering trunk," and performed complicated rites over it. Experts from Bangkok traveled north to<br />

examine the elephant and verify its "whiteness." When the elephant arrived in Bangkok on the train,<br />

it was a great occasion. The Siamese had a superstition that a white elephant, a white crow, and a<br />

white monkey were born in the reign of every successful king. They were the symbols of the arrival<br />

of the king's power. In the reign of one Siamese king, there were seven white elephants born. This<br />

so alarmed the neighboring government of Burma concerning the evidently growing power of the<br />

king of Siam that it started a war on Siam—which it lost. Margaret and Kenneth went out to see the<br />

procession, but could not get anywhere near the railroad station. There were great crowds. After<br />

some hours, the procession finally approached in the street. The nobles and officers began coming by<br />

in their parade dress, which included a kind of white, gauzy garment like a kimono trimmed with<br />

gold over their panung. It was a modification of the "baba" jacket developed by the Malayo-Chinese.<br />

It was King Mongkut himself who took it up. It was filmy white with a gold border. The higher<br />

officials also wore a headdress that was like a crown.<br />

The procession had actually begun with a troop of boy scouts, "tiger scouts," as they were<br />

called there. They wore short black trousers, khaki shirts with yellow scarves, and rakish hats. The<br />

Dutch had introduced those sweeping hats to the East. Each scout carried a red banner with a white<br />

elephant on it. There was one of the "queer old bands," playing native drums and shrill instruments<br />

like a fife. A band of what looked like priests in ceremonial robes, some of them carrying gifts for<br />

the elephant, came by—Brahmins. Then came the elephants, in the sort of trappings you see in<br />

picture books of circuses. The little new elephant was almost lost among the more gorgeous older<br />

ones. He was trotting along in the great procession, apparently quite happy.<br />

There was also a white monkey, crouching down on a white palanquin borne by two men.<br />

Margaret never did see the white crow.<br />

The elephant wasn't really white, "just an albino," but the monkey was perfectly white.<br />

The next day the King gave a big celebration for all the people. The festivities continued for<br />

some time.<br />

Plays were put on in the evening. Certain motions of the hand and feet had meaning. The<br />

actors did not speak. Two people on the sides of the stage told the story being enacted in an artificial,<br />

high-pitched voice. In the plays there were always wars between the people, representing "good,"<br />

and the giants, representing "evil," and sometimes the monkeys would be persuaded by one side or<br />

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the other to help them. When they wished to express speed, the actors would run up and down in the<br />

same place. An actor indicated his victory by putting one foot on the knee of the vanquished. The<br />

costumes were very beautiful and very old, some of them 200 years old. The plays were the<br />

Ramayana, and they proceeded very slowly all through the night.<br />

Later on, Kenneth sat through the night many a time to watch such plays.<br />

8<br />

51:22 A crowd was going to a large platform, and so Kenneth went with them. Then a man on the<br />

platform said something to the crowd, and they all promptly squatted on their haunches, as they were<br />

so used to doing, leaving Kenneth standing there, right up at the front of the crowd. People began<br />

calling, "Farang, nan long!" "Foreigner, sit down!" Kenneth shouted back, "All right, I'll show you!"<br />

and he squatted. They all laughed. They thought it was wildly funny that the foreigner was caught<br />

up there at front.<br />

Two days later the Landons went to a Siamese wedding for the first time. They did not know<br />

either the bride or the groom, so they didn't get a regular invitation. But Kru Jaroon (SP?), the pastor<br />

of Second Church, invited them at the request of the couple. All the missionaries were invited. The<br />

wedding was at eight. Ah Chuan had a terrible stomach ache, so bad they feared he might have<br />

appendicitis. So they were delayed, and almost late. The courteous ushers had the Landons write<br />

their names in the guest book. Then one of the ushers extended two bowls in which were<br />

handkerchiefs, one for men, one for women. There were flower petals scattered all over them. The<br />

Landons were each to take a handkerchief as a souvenir. The bride and groom were Christians, so<br />

this would be a Christian ceremony, not the usual Siamese wedding. It was the custom for the bride<br />

and groom to give small gifts to their guests. The guests did not bring gifts to them. The bride had<br />

made all the handkerchiefs herself, and had been working on them for months. There seemed to be<br />

almost 200 people at the wedding.<br />

There was a little organ, and the organist came in with three girls who sang in perfect English,<br />

"Once in the dear dead days beyond recall." The wedding began, and the first bridesmaid came in,<br />

dressed in a robin's egg blue pasin and a pretty blouse. That shade of blue was popular among the<br />

Siamese. She had a pink satin rose pinned on her blouse. She walked very carefully and slowly,<br />

perhaps because she was wearing very high-heeled shoes several sizes too big for her. The Siamese<br />

usually bought shoes too big. A second bridesmaid processed down, followed by four little flower<br />

girls in yellow taffeta dresses. They were wearing white socks and shoes. The bride came last, on<br />

Kru Jaroon's arm. Kru Jaroon was wearing black trousers and a monkey jacket The bride wore a<br />

pink satin dress. White was the color of mourning in Thailand if you were younger than the person<br />

who had died. If you were older, you wore black. In the case of a king, everyone would dress in<br />

white. So a bride would not wear a white wedding dress on such a happy occasion. She did wear a<br />

white georgette veil with a little lace cap. Her shoes were high-heeled pink satin or kid. Her bouquet<br />

was of satin roses. In a country where flowers were so abundant and therefore inexpensive, satin<br />

roses were more choice. The groom was in the customary blue panung and white coat.<br />

After the ceremony, everyone went outside where there was a pavilion set up with a table for<br />

the bridal party. It had an immense, handsome bridal cake on it. Except for the cake and ice cream,<br />

the refreshments were Siamese. Very peppery. Little meat cakes, some saccharine sweet<br />

confections, and something else that tasted like egg yolk, raw, with sugar. That last in fact was a<br />

confection introduced 300 years before by the Portuguese, and it is still made in Portugal, Siam, and<br />

probably very few other places. Kenneth and Margaret debate the name of it in Thai, but cannot<br />

recall it.<br />

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Session #31 continued July 18, 1977 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIA150) Margaret continues describing the Siamese wedding. A native orchestra<br />

entertained the guests, and a woman sang. "Such weird, half-barbaric music as it is, too." It was on<br />

the pentatonic scale, very different from the Western sound. A drum, a small cymbal, two primitive<br />

stringed instruments, a thing played with a pick and the name of which, when translated, was<br />

"crocodile" because of the way it looked, and a "tinkly thing beaten with a stick that sounded like a<br />

very old piano."<br />

The Landons were having trouble with Ah Chuan. He was beyond their means, really, used to<br />

cooking beyond their means. And he was taking his "cut," too, his "gum rai" (SP?).<br />

The Landons learned a new use for macaroni. They got it about once a week baked as a<br />

custard for dessert! Ah Chuan thought it was great. They also had pineapple, cut in spiral fashion.<br />

At the Golden Mountain, Margaret saw a man roll up the leg of his panung for a moment, and<br />

there was a set of drawers, with wide embroidery, similar to the garments proper women used to wear<br />

in the West. It was a striking sight. She learned that there had been a time when very gay young men<br />

would let the lace or embroidery hang down a few inches below their panungs.<br />

The man was also wearing a coat that buttoned up to his throat, and Kenneth tells us it was<br />

called a "ten-to-one" coat. That is, "ten-to-one" he wasn't wearing anything under it.<br />

As a rule, ordinary Siamese do not wear stockings or shoes, but there are some who wear<br />

shoes who do not wear stockings. At the recent white elephant celebration, there had been a line of<br />

police at the entrance to the grounds delegated to see whether people had shoes or stockings on or<br />

not. The custom was that one must either wear both shoes and stockings or neither on the King's<br />

grounds. Those wearing shoes but not stockings were required to remove their shoes and carry them.<br />

Babies without clothes were not admitted at all, although they were all over the city<br />

otherwise. Margaret tells of the little boy whose mother had found an odd garment for him to wear<br />

and who didn't like it. Too hot! As soon as mama looked away, off would come the garment, that<br />

useless thing. When she saw what he had done, on it would go again.<br />

The rule on shoes and stockings applied to foreigners as well as the Thai. The guard didn't<br />

know what to do about Kenneth because his trousers were so long that they prevented the guard from<br />

telling whether he had socks on or not. Two men approached him in such a way that Kenneth<br />

realized they were about to bump into him in order to look and see his ankles. But at the last<br />

moment, he stuck out both arms and knocked them down. The guard followed him a long way but<br />

finally gave up in despair.<br />

There were some odd-looking cars in Bangkok, usually European. Baby Austins flitted about<br />

like mosquitoes. As you stood in the street, they were so small that you looked down on them. They<br />

were like children's toys. There were also two cars in town that had only three wheels, one in front,<br />

two in back. And there was a two-seater, one seat behind the other, and each seat so small that it<br />

didn't look as if a large person could get in at all. (That was the kind that Ho Chi Minh provided<br />

Kenneth during his time in Hanoi in 1946.)<br />

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2<br />

8:53 At the concert [otherwise unidentified], the King and Queen arrived during the intermission.<br />

Their big cream-colored Rolls Royce with a closed hood in the back, the royal seal, and trim in red<br />

slipped up to the door with several cars following. An empty car always followed the King's car in<br />

case there were any trouble with his vehicle. The Landons saw the King and Queen get out and go up<br />

the stairs to their box. When the people were all seated again, everyone including the orchestra rose,<br />

turned to the King and Queen, and bowed to them, who bowed to the people in return. At the end,<br />

this was repeated, after the playing of the national anthem, during which all stood facing them.<br />

Margaret got a good look at them then. The King was wearing a white uniform trimmed with gold,<br />

and the Queen wore a very simple dress of lavender crepe. Both were short but very regal looking.<br />

They looked like attractive, intelligent people.<br />

Kenneth adds that the King was a little man, just five feet or five feet one tall, and he loved to<br />

smoke huge cigars. He happened to travel south when the Landons were in the south, later on, and<br />

was going to visit a certain tin mine. The white, tin mining community there was concerned about<br />

the mine manager, because he was virtually incapable of speaking without using cuss words of all<br />

kinds. These were his regular descriptives. He was embarrassed by this, but he couldn't talk without<br />

them. He was the chief man, and he had to receive the King and take him about. Someone passed<br />

the word to the King that this fellow had this curious problem. The King was an educated man who<br />

had gotten his education in England and spoke "English" English. So the tour began, and the poor<br />

mine manager was utterly tongue-tied trying to describe for the King what they were seeing. The<br />

King then proclaimed, "Well, this is a god-damned, bloody good show, man! It's a helluva good<br />

show! Now tell me more about it!" Everyone broke up. The fellow just let loose then, and they said<br />

it was one of the most hilarious descriptions they had ever heard in the King's presence. And the<br />

King was thoroughly amused.<br />

Margaret had stopped her language study. The strain had become too much. But Kenneth<br />

tore onward, and took his second-year language exam. He met Dr. Eakin at Mrs. McFarland's house<br />

at 8:30 in the morning and took the exam for the next three hours. It started off with reading in<br />

Siamese books and then translating. They picked the easiest books, much to Kenneth's surprise, and<br />

never touched the tougher stuff. Then they came to the story-telling, and Kenneth told them the story<br />

of Paul's shipwreck, in Thai. They didn't ask for the stories of the books at all, and he knew them all.<br />

He was thoroughly prepared. Then a Siamese girl came in and gave him dictation. And after that, he<br />

made conversation with her. At first, he pretended that he was buying clothes from her, and that she<br />

was a "Kak" (SP?), an Indian. Then she was a girl who didn't know Christ, and Kenneth had twenty<br />

minutes to convert her. That went over best of all. Everyone agreed that his vocabulary was<br />

unusually large, though he missed an idiom here and there. When it was all done, they told him that<br />

if he had passed this examination on the basis of how long he had actually been in Thailand, and not<br />

on the basis of two years in country, they would have to give him the highest mark possible. But<br />

since it ZDV on the basis of two years' residence in the country, his mark would have to be judged on<br />

that basis. They would have to mark him down accordingly.<br />

$IWHU D VHYHQ PRQWK EUHDN LQ WDSLQJ Session #32 February 19, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona<br />

Beth<br />

3<br />

15:22 Kenneth tells us of his first experience of "graft and corruption." He was about eleven years<br />

old, and he was with Jimmy Trace, who was about four years Kenneth's senior, perhaps fifteen.<br />

Jimmy had told Kenny to meet him at a doctor's office where he was the clean-up boy. He emptied<br />

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the cuspidors, among other things. Jimmy wanted Kenny to go with him to the movies, but when<br />

Kenneth arrived, he told Jimmy that he didn't have any money. There was a movie on that they<br />

wanted to see, The Perils of Poor Pauline. It cost a nickel. Well, Jimmy said he didn't have a nickel<br />

either, but he didn't need one. So they went across the street to the theater, and there was a handsome<br />

young lady sitting in the ticket office selling tickets. Jimmy walked up to her, spoke to her, put his<br />

hand inside, held hands with her for a while, and talked some more, and then she looked around and<br />

handed him two tickets. So the boys went inside and handed over their tickets. They had hardly<br />

gotten inside when the girl came around and took the two tickets away from the fellow who had taken<br />

them. Kenneth asked Jimmy how he worked it. "Oh," he said, "I never pay. She likes me."<br />

Kenneth returns to the matter of the grade that he received after his second-year language<br />

exam. He was on a "dinky" trip to Papadang (SP?) when he learned his grade, and Margaret was on<br />

vacation at Nong Kha [SP?. Sounds like Nong Khai, but apparently was on the seashore], where he wrote<br />

her. His grade was between 84 and 85. Kenneth tells again how the language exam was conducted.<br />

The purpose of the exam was to determine whether he was ready to go on to the third year of study.<br />

If he had not passed, he would have had to do more work in the second-year program.<br />

Margaret tells us that when the mission first went out, they of course had no language school.<br />

They simply plunged into the culture. Within the last few years before the Landons arrived, the<br />

mission concluded that they needed to give new missionaries a concentrated course in Thai.<br />

Bangkok Thai was considered the standard, and so Bangkok was the ideal place to learn.<br />

We digress on the matter of people who can't sing a tune. Kenneth had Chinese in churches<br />

he started who didn't seem concerned about melody. But sang heartily nevertheless. The Thai<br />

thought singing in parts, soprano, alto, tenor, and so on, was hilarious. They had never heard<br />

anything like it and found it very strange.<br />

Margaret returns to the language school. Paul Eakin was born in Thailand and spoke the<br />

language as a native, and he taught the first class. Kru Tardt took over when he was gone. The<br />

Landons studied morning, noon, and night during their first months in Thailand, having no domestic<br />

responsibilities. "Here was I. I've always felt that I was the one that was trailing a block behind<br />

because here was Kenneth just galloping through the language." They took their first year's exam in<br />

February; weren't supposed to do it until June. She describes the exam, which was similar to the<br />

second-year exam Kenneth described. They had Ah Chuan make them ice cream to enjoy during the<br />

break. Kenneth scored 97, and Margaret 91. She was penalized in her grade for having taken time<br />

off when the baby was born. "She was gestating as well as articulating," Kenneth says.<br />

4<br />

33:20 Kenneth's first sermon in Siamese. He had been asked a month before to preach at the<br />

conference that preceded the yearly presbyterial meeting. He was to preach on the subject, "A Friend<br />

of Jesus." It was quite an honor. He worked the sermon out in English and translated it into Siamese,<br />

then went over the whole thing phrase by phrase with Kru Tardt to make sure he had the idioms<br />

correct to the Siamese ear. The memorizing of it seemed like an impossible task. He must have put<br />

in forty hours on it. Margaret wasn't able to go the morning he delivered the sermon, so she had to<br />

depend on reports. "And for days it came in in rhapsodies." Kenneth said that, when he began, he<br />

was very much frightened. "I like that idea," Margaret says, "that for once in his life he was." Old<br />

Mrs. Dunlap was so overwhelmed that she sat there afterwards and kept repeating, as if stunned,<br />

"Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful." Kru Pluang (SP?), the principal Thai pastor in Bangkok, told<br />

Kenneth there was only one error in the whole thing, a slight error in pronunciation. Several of the<br />

Siamese told Kenneth that his accent was perfect. One Siamese even told him that, if he had closed<br />

his eyes, he wouldn't have been able to tell Kenneth was not a Thai.<br />

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Kenneth recalls that the whole ceremony was in Siamese.<br />

Margaret lost her tennis match. She was put up against the best woman player there, a Mrs.<br />

Craig. In the doubles, she and Dr. Theobald played Mr. and Mrs. Craig, and she played well. But<br />

they did not win.<br />

The Landons had a furniture allowance, and they were beginning to discover the Bangkok<br />

House Furnishing Company. Most of the furniture made there was ordinary. The Landons came to<br />

have a special friend at the company, Mr. Ming For (SP?), who would always say, "Oh, that is much<br />

more better!" When they said what they wanted, he would say, "Oh, that is much more better!" They<br />

wanted to buy there because the furniture was very well made. To this day, they own a number of<br />

pieces made by that company, a chest of drawers, three Windsor chairs, and one little table. Carol<br />

Landon Pearson has a gateleg table too.<br />

Kenneth's father offered to pay the freight on their car, which amounted to $287. Both<br />

Kenneth and he thought the arrangement with the mission board was that he would pay it at $25 a<br />

month. Then suddenly, out of the blue, came word that the board could not possibly assume such a<br />

large obligation. Kenneth's father could not assume it either. So the Landons had to pay the whole<br />

thing immediately. It took what was left of their outfit allowance, their small savings, their tithe, a<br />

little money of Margaret's own, in fact everything they had. By the end of the month, they were left<br />

with $5. Their first goal then was to pay back their tithe.<br />

This loss meant that they could not buy the furniture they wanted. But they were able to buy<br />

a dining room set—which they did not bring home from the country later—two small cabinets, a<br />

buffet, a dining room table, and six chairs to go with it, two overstuffed sofas, the three Windsor<br />

chairs. So they did get some things, Margaret says. The furniture was made of teak and rosewood.<br />

Kenneth recalls that the varnish was applied, not with a brush, but with a cloth wrapped around a wad<br />

of cotton tied with a string. The Chinese workers would rub it on and rub it on, polishing the finish<br />

to a gloss. It was fascinating to watch. They worked on coat after coat of varnish, building up the<br />

high gloss. [The furniture was a glossy black.]<br />

5<br />

44:38 Margaret writes home asking Adelle to buy them some bathing suits. They were going to<br />

have a vacation. Kenneth ultimately went off with Paul Fuller for KLV vacation, to Papadang (SP?),<br />

while Margaret went off on her own to Nong Kha. She had half a house with Geraldine Fuller, a<br />

lovely woman who had a small daughter with whooping cough who Margaret feared would infect<br />

baby Peggy. Kenneth sent money to Adelle for the bathing suits, three one-dollar bills, a check to<br />

her, and a check made out to him, which made $15.07 altogether. They were down to nickels and<br />

dimes at the time because of having to pay for transport of the car.<br />

Kenneth wrote Margaret in Nong Kha, "Dearest Friend Wife, I've been enjoying all the<br />

experiences of a kid out for a good time. I've cut my finger, fallen in the river, had a belly ache,<br />

bumped my head, and eaten like a furnace hungry for coal, and slept like those not with us." He got<br />

the cut while eating a mango. He was enjoying the fruit. "The fruit keeps us moving. I mean,<br />

moving." He was enjoying swimming in the salty river. He had fallen in one morning with all his<br />

shaving equipment, much to the hilarity of the people watching him. He and Paul were doing some<br />

evangelizing of the populace. "I'm not only having a glorious vacation, and getting healthier every<br />

day, but I'm preaching off and on all day long too, and it makes my heart very happy. These boys are<br />

good to work with." Kenneth was speaking of young Thai Christians, two of whom later became<br />

ministers.<br />

They were eating rice and curry twice a day. At noon, Kenneth and Paul would go to the<br />

market, buy food, get some hot frittered bananas, fresh off the burners.<br />

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Kenneth wrote about the Mon boy—from one of the ethnic groups in Thailand—who had<br />

taught him a love song in Thai which was very pretty. The boy said he would come each night and<br />

teach Kenneth another song.<br />

Kenneth had seen this young fellow looking like a young god, sitting up on the river bank,<br />

with a frangipani flower up over his left ear, singing to the moon. Kenneth had gone up, squatted<br />

beside him, told him how much he admired his song, and asked if the boy would teach KLP to sing.<br />

The Mon boy was startled to think that Kenneth wanted to learn the song and further that Kenneth<br />

thought he FRXOG. Kenneth asked him if the songs he sang were good songs. Oh yes, the boy said,<br />

they were the best. They were the songs that all of the young fellows liked to sing. He was naked<br />

from the waist up, beautiful torso, frangipani over the ear, hair coated with cocoa butter, slick as<br />

could be, obviously one of the young Beau Brummels of the village type. He had a gold chain<br />

around his neck. Kenneth was very much impressed by him.<br />

So the Mon boy taught Kenneth the first song, and then the next night came and taught him a<br />

second song, and the third night, a third song, and so on, until Kenneth knew eight songs. To this<br />

day, Kenneth can sing three or four of them. He proceeds to sing the first song he learned, in Thai<br />

[which I can't reproduce, of course]. Kenneth translated them into English at the time, and the translation<br />

sounded all right to him. The first one went, "Here I am, I'm stuck. It's raining a little bit. I whom<br />

the elder brother just can't go. (??) Lend me your umbrella until the rain stops, and I'll stay with<br />

you." And that's all it says. It seemed innocent enough to Kenneth.<br />

The second song went, "Oh fate, my beloved girl, you're a cake that I would just love to<br />

swallow. Now save it for me, this piece of cake. On the other hand, young sister, you're a person,<br />

not a piece of cake. I have to perhaps not entirely swallow you." The Kenneth of the time<br />

understood nothing of the implications of these little songs.<br />

The trip lasted a little more than a week, and Kenneth and Paul returned to Bangkok. Before<br />

going down to Nong Kha to meet Margaret, Kenneth went to a church social, a young people's social,<br />

mostly, but with some older people too. Kru Tardt was there, a single lady and a "sainted teacher" at<br />

Wattana Wittiah Girls Academy, and she decided that this gifted pupil of hers ought to show off. So<br />

she got up during the social and said Mr. Landon—using an honorific in Thai, "Ajong" (SP?), a<br />

glorified word for "teacher"—would say a few words in Thai. Kenneth thought to himself, Okay,<br />

teacher, you want me to show off, I'll show off. "I've been a showoff all my life." So he began to<br />

speak to the Thai kids, announcing that he wouldn't just say a few words; he would VLQJ a few words.<br />

And thereupon, he sang the first song he had learned from the Mon boy on his vacation. There was<br />

stunned silence. He was probably the first missionary ever to learn a Siamese song. Even among<br />

those born there. Then followed crazy applause, and cheers, and shouts, and cries for more. So<br />

Kenneth sang a second one, and there was great applause, and laughter, and backslapping, the girls<br />

screaming. Kenneth thought, "Gee, I'm making a hit here! I bet my teacher's pleased!" So he sang<br />

another one, and another, and another. He went through his whole repertoire of eight songs, and with<br />

each one, there was loud cheering and shouting and exclamations. Finally, he got all through and<br />

thought, "Gee, I'll bet my teacher's proud of me." And he looked around, and she was nowhere to be<br />

found.<br />

Kenneth went looking for Kru Tardt and found her out behind the church, all by herself. Why<br />

had she left? he asked. "Oh," she said. "Ajong. Oh, Ajong. Where did you learn those DZIXO<br />

songs?" "Awful songs, Kru? What's wrong with those songs?" "Oh," she moaned. "They're the<br />

songs that young men sing to young ladies when they want them to come out and make love, and<br />

they'll think , taught you!" She was so embarrassed.<br />

All the songs had double meanings. Every phrase. As a farang, he of course did not realize<br />

that. Now that he had been told, he had to learn what all those double meanings ZHUH!<br />

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HOUR 41<br />

Session #32 continued February 19, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIA480) Kenneth's second language exam was in April, 1928, and so the incident with the<br />

salacious lovesongs took place at the same general time. He had done the entire second year of<br />

language study in two months, from February to April. He went on to complete the third year of<br />

study within the tenth month from starting, which is to say, over about another month's time. He was<br />

just racing through the stuff. He didn't find it arduous at all.<br />

Ah Chuan's wife was going to have a baby. "Ah" simply meant "Sir," or "Mr." The Landons<br />

are not sure of the correct spelling of "Chuan." Kenneth thinks Al Seigle found him for them.<br />

Margaret was fortunate to get as Peggy's nurse a girl who had worked for Mrs. Allen, Cecil Allen's<br />

wife. This was Ma Cham (SP?), who also kept the house. The coolie worked for the whole<br />

compound, a very powerful man. He could carry 200-pound rice bags on his shoulders. There was<br />

also a watchman. As for the Seigles, their servants were all women, all Chinese.<br />

Ah Chuan was a young man. His baby was born at the end of 1927. He and his wife had lost<br />

one baby before, and so the Landons recommended that his wife go to Miss Christiansen. The wife<br />

tended to be listless and anemic. Miss Christiansen recommended medicine, and it worked. Ah<br />

Chuan raved about the change in his wife. Kenneth told him that, when labor began and the pains<br />

grew hard, no matter when, to alert him, so that he could go after Miss Christiansen. Ah Chuan could<br />

not believe that Kenneth would get up in the middle of the night to go. It was beyond his<br />

comprehension. As for waiting until the pains became bad, he took that literally. They began at six<br />

in the morning, and he waited until eight at night before he felt they were bad enough to come and<br />

tell Kenneth. The Landons were sitting talking to the Seigles when he arrived, "looking slightly<br />

green." Kenneth and Al set out promptly and brought Miss Christiansen. At 10:30, Ah Chuan burst<br />

in and exclaimed, "Fat little piecee boy!" Ah Chuan gave the baby a biscuit to eat that first night<br />

when he thought it was hungry. A bit of education was in order. Ah Chuan's wife was up the next<br />

day, and when the Landons went to see the baby, she was standing up holding him, a very cute little<br />

Chinese boy. The baby was completely clothed, even to some make-shift diapers tied with a string.<br />

2<br />

7:06 Margaret speaks of the card the American minister left, with the black border because he was<br />

in mourning over the death of his mother. Kenneth tells us that when he first joined the State<br />

Department in 1943, he was strictly ordered whom to "drop cards on." And how many. One for<br />

every woman in the family. It was all a part of protocol.<br />

The Landons spent exactly one year in Bangkok, from July to July. A year of language study.<br />

Learning the culture. Visiting the sites around the city. Endless dinner parties and social occasions.<br />

Getting to know the various members of the mission.<br />

Everyone had servants. Margaret refers to a writer who attacked the missionaries who went<br />

out because in places like Siam they could have servants, which they couldn't have at home. The<br />

idea, of course, was to free the missionaries for what they were supposed to do. Most Europeans and<br />

Americans found it impossible to do the housework that was required. In Bangkok, the Landons had<br />

electric light and running water, but not in their other stations. People just couldn't carry the<br />

housework, Margaret says. Learning to use servants, in any case, was an aspect of their lives,<br />

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communicating with people who spoke a different language.<br />

Another thing they had to learn was how to be a foreigner. It was quite a different thing than<br />

to be a native, and one had to adjust to it.<br />

The dominant community in Siam and Southeast Asia, in fact, in all of Asia, was Great<br />

Britain. They were still the great power. It was still "Pax Britannica." Only with World War II did<br />

that end. The largest number of foreigners were British. British shipping companies. British firms.<br />

The British minister was the primary diplomat in the country. The British embassy was the largest<br />

embassy. The British staff the largest staff. And they were very conscious of their primacy, too.<br />

Later, when the Landons lived in Trang, Margaret sometimes had to go down to Pinang. As soon as<br />

Margaret would arrive, she would have to go to the police station with her passport. She would be<br />

asked where she came from, how she came, when she arrived, where she was staying, how long she<br />

was staying, when she would leave. She was talking to the officer one time, an absolutely typical<br />

John Bull. He was like a cartoon. She said to him that she didn't understand the necessity of one's<br />

reporting in like this. It wasn't required of Europeans. Only Americans. His answer, "Because you<br />

are the most dangerous people on the face of the earth." He truly believed that America was just<br />

sitting there on our side of the Atlantic waiting to supplant the British empire. "Isn't that ridiculous?"<br />

Margaret says. "We did," says Kenneth. "But we didn't ZDQW to," says Margaret. "But we did it,"<br />

says Kenneth. "I know, but we didn't want to. They did themselves in."<br />

3<br />

14:03 The British people the Landons enjoyed the most were Dr. and Mrs. Geoffrey Theobald.<br />

One day in late November or early December, the Landons were out in the back playing tennis on the<br />

court Kenneth and Al had built—a rather rough court, of course, because they couldn't afford to have<br />

it rolled and properly cared for—when Margaret saw a woman's legs going up the steps of the house<br />

in front. The house stood on ten-foot pillars up off the ground, protecting it against flooding.<br />

Underneath their house, a school for mission children was run, and Mrs. Graham Fuller taught the<br />

children, six to eight of them. In any case, from the back of the house, Margaret saw these legs going<br />

up the stairs. She rushed around, and there was Mrs. Theobald, who had come to call on Margaret.<br />

The two of them struck up a sort of friendship.<br />

At Christmastime, the Theobalds invited the Landons to dinner on Boxing Day, that is, the<br />

day after Christmas. It was the first time the Landons had been inside a British home. This was an<br />

unusual thing altogether because the British community was very tight-knit and normally did not<br />

welcome in the Americans and others.<br />

Margaret digresses to speak of a dinner to which she had earlier invited the Theobalds and<br />

Seigles. Hardly had Margaret sent her note to the Theobalds when a note came from the Theobalds<br />

inviting the Landons to dinner a few days after the Landon dinner. Margaret had the table decorated<br />

in red, since it was Christmas. They had poinsettias. Margaret found some little chocolate bottles at<br />

a store and bought those for the party, tying Christmas cards to them. These made the placecards.<br />

They had soup, fish with sauce baked in little cups, asparagus tip salad, squabs, vegetables, ice<br />

cream, and cake.<br />

So, then came the Boxing Day dinner at the Theobalds'. Kenneth describes what he wore on<br />

formal occasions, a white monkey jacket similar to what waiters wear in some American hotels.<br />

Tuxedo trousers. Black cummerbund. A black tie. The Landons knew that most of the British<br />

dressed formally for dinner every night, so they dressed in full formal regalia. The British did it to<br />

keep up their morale, Margaret says. There were twelve people at the dinner, seven of them men, and<br />

all the men wore black trousers and "mess jackets." The Landons were the only Americans there<br />

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most of her life and spoke English, French, German, and Italian. She was perfectly charming. All<br />

the English men made stiff little bows from the hips when they were introduced, and there were one<br />

or two pleasant Scotch burrs. The table was beautifully set with little lace doilies on a highly<br />

polished surface. There were two tall, old, Irish candelabra, each with three candles in them. There<br />

were also two pretty white and green lanterns made out of a cylindrical green vegetable, like a small<br />

watermelon, perhaps twelve inches high at the most. One of the servants had spent many hours<br />

carving them in the form of Christmas sentiments. The exquisite work of them was incredible for<br />

just this one occasion! Margaret says she can still see them, and the beautiful candelabra, and the<br />

beautiful lace. "It was an exquisitely set table!"<br />

The dinner was elaborate, culminating with real English plum pudding, all burning with a<br />

blue flame. And after that, ice cream. Margaret's spoon for eating this was so tiny that it looked like<br />

a salt spoon. Everyone else had small spoons, but hers was minute. She couldn't get a bit of the<br />

juice.<br />

They had games arranged for afterwards, and so it was very late when the Landons got home.<br />

They had a number of dinners with the Theobalds that year, in both their homes. She can see<br />

Geoffrey Theobald still, with those flashing black eyes of his. A striking looking man.<br />

4<br />

24:00 One of the things the Landons did was to give a lovely dinner party for the children of the<br />

mission school that ran under their house.<br />

What Warren Fuller said on the subject of marriage. He was seven years old and a hundred<br />

pounds heavy. Geraldine Fuller had four children, Janice and Justine, who were then about twelve<br />

and ten, Warren, who was seven, and Jean Mary, a baby. Justine died of cancer ten years ago.<br />

Warren fell in India about a year ago and was killed. Jean Mary was murdered by her husband.<br />

Janice is now dying of cancer. Geraldine is still living at eighty, a marvellous person who bears it all.<br />

Jean Mary called the police and told them of her fear of her husband. Just as the police arrived and<br />

she came out the door, the husband shot her in the back.<br />

Graham was showing Warren pictures, one of them a picture of Brunnhilde about to plunge a<br />

knife into the prostrate Siegfried, a scene from the German myth. On being told that Brunnhilde was<br />

Siegfried's wife, Warren declared, "Well, before I get married, I'm certainly going to ask a lot of<br />

questions."<br />

One day, Warren was trying to get on a tramcar, and he couldn't. The two girls had to get<br />

behind him and push.<br />

5<br />

27:23 Ah Chuan gave a dinner in honor of his new baby at the end of his first month of life.<br />

Margaret has the invitation to this day, a card with a golden edge. Ah Chuan's real name was printed<br />

on it, in Chinese characters and the English equivalent. Margaret reads a note Ah Chuan wrote to<br />

Kenneth at the time. "Dear Mr. Landon," read the note. "I begs master to ask your kindly pad me the<br />

salary on this 20th the Friday because Chinese New Year on the 23th. Therefore I want to get<br />

something for New Year. If you can, I am thanking you. Very much obliged. Yours sincerely." He<br />

found someone to do the writing for him.<br />

The invitation read, "Bangkok. 17th January 1928. Mr. and Mrs. Landon. I have the<br />

pleasure of inviting you to dinner at 9 p.m. on Tuesday the 24th, 1928, at Kiem Chien Hotel in honor<br />

of the celebration of my child birth at one month. I remain, sir, your respectable servant. Mr.<br />

Chuan."<br />

Margaret planned a dinner party for Chinese New Year's, not realizing that you never, never,<br />

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never have servants on Chinese New Year's. They just vanish. So she found herself without servants<br />

and with guests coming to dinner, including the Theobalds. Jeanette jumped into the breach and<br />

helped Margaret, and they managed a very nice dinner.<br />

The Chinese made a great deal of the day that a baby was one month old. He didn't even have<br />

a name until then. If at all possible, they would have a feast on the occasion. Kenneth did pay Ah<br />

Chuan ten days early, as he requested, and one thing he bought with the money was a new hat.<br />

Saturday was the day of preparation for Chinese New Year's. On Sunday the Landons received some<br />

pretty flowers from Ah Chuan. That was the day for worshipping the ancestors. Monday was the big<br />

celebration, the day of giving gifts. "Everyone was supposed to be quiet and good from sundown<br />

Sunday until midnight."<br />

Ah Chuan's dinner was to begin at nine. The Seigles, the Fullers, the Horsts, Miss<br />

Christiansen, and the Landons were all invited. In a Chinese hotel, the higher the story, the more<br />

expensive. The party was on the top story in what looked like a private dining room. The women<br />

and children had been invited to come at five o'clock, as they do not eat with the men. Being foreign<br />

women, however, the white women were invited to eat with the men. When the Landon party<br />

arrived, many guests were already there, and the orchestra was in full swing—or full crash. Ah<br />

Chuan had told them that "pretty girls" would "sing song," but while the pretty girls sang at the top of<br />

their lungs, they could not be heard over the din of the orchestra. There were four singers, beautifully<br />

dressed in full silk skirts and short, tight blouses, "the most modern of the flapper styles." Ah<br />

Chuan's wife was there, of course, with the baby. The baby was wearing a little tam and a flowered<br />

dress. He had a shirt over his dress. At a table, four men sat playing mahjong, moving the little chips<br />

with lightning speed. The Landons sat and talked and amused themselves eating watermelon seeds<br />

until dinner was finally served, at 11:00. It was the custom to do all the talking first and to go as soon<br />

as the meal was ended. The placecards were actually visiting cards, with Ah Chuan's real name on<br />

them. The name was so difficult for Westerners to pronounce that he had made up the "Chuan" name<br />

for them to use. The real name was spoken from way back up in the nose, something like "Mmm."<br />

Or perhaps "Ng." There were two or three tables of Chinese men, and one table of foreigners. They<br />

had chopsticks and big Chinese spoons, but also Western tableware. They ate from small dishes.<br />

Everything was set out on the table in one dish, and they all dug in together. The first course was<br />

shark fins, and it was good. It was sort of gummy stuff with bits of fish in it, Margaret writes. There<br />

were courses of duck, chicken, fish, mushrooms, some sweet stuff, with delicious sauces, and more.<br />

There were no vegetables.<br />

The Landons later discovered that they had inadvertently paid for this dinner. In the same<br />

way, they unwittingly paid for some things with Ah Sim, another of their servants. When the<br />

Landons left town, she owned three shops in the marketplace. She hadn't owned anything when she<br />

came to them.<br />

One of the classic stories in Bangkok was when Mrs. Ellis fired her cook because he cost her<br />

too much, and she looked him right in the eye and said, "I can't afford forty bat a month." "How did<br />

you know?" he said. He was doing her for an extra forty bat, and he thought she had gotten on to his<br />

"gum sha" (SP?).<br />

A little baby living in the house with Ah Chuan and his family died. This frightened Ah<br />

Chuan because his baby wasn't well. He thought it might have what the other baby had. Miss<br />

Christiansen came, examined the child, and said that there was nothing much wrong with him except<br />

that he had been overfed.<br />

Ah Chuan himself became ill with a bronchial problem. Dr. Horst examined him and gave<br />

him a bottle of cough mixture that had codeine in it. Ma Cham took over preparing food for the<br />

family. But the next morning, Ah Chuan appeared in the kitchen, to Kenneth's astonishment, and<br />

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declared that he was entirely well again. This seemed unlikely, and the cook seemed a bit off. It<br />

turned out that he had drunk the entire bottle of codeine mixture. He couldn't cough!<br />

The man was panic-stricken, Margaret writes, for fear that he would lose his job. With a wife<br />

and baby, this would be a disaster. The Landons gave him a week's vacation and insisted that he rest<br />

and recover. A substitute cook was found for the week.<br />

The Landons comment again on what an extraordinary cook Ah Chuan was. He would take<br />

ordinary potatoes, and prepare them so that they looked like lace around the platter. The Landons<br />

never really found out his background because communication was so difficult.<br />

Kenneth still remembers the bottomless pants on the little boy. They didn't use diapers. Just<br />

bottomless pants. The pants didn't get dirty because when he squatted to go, the pants would open<br />

up.<br />

Kenneth tells of encountering a man walking his dog in Wesley Heights [in 1978], when the<br />

dog stopped and defecated on the walk in front of someone's house. Kenneth eyed the dog and said,<br />

"Nasty little beasts, aren't they, still using outdoor privies!" And walked on. The man was<br />

apoplectic.<br />

Session #33 February 26, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

6<br />

42:54 Margaret speaks of the nicknames Kenneth has given people. "Wangie," for Evangeline.<br />

"The Big Chief," for Walter Wright. And "Ham Hands" for W. Walton Butterworth, Assistant<br />

Secretary of State, Kenneth's boss there. Butterworth went down in the Foreign Service as Ham<br />

Hands Butterworth from then on.<br />

The two couches and the big chair came.<br />

Jeanette Seigle's baby had convulsions in February. Margaret heard someone screaming, in<br />

absolute terror. She said to Kenneth, "I hear someone screaming. I hear someone screaming." And<br />

it was real screaming. It was an absolutely awful sound. It wasn't like a human sound. They ran out<br />

onto the porch, and saw Jeanette on the stairs of her house with the baby. She was normally a calm<br />

person, always seeming to be in control. Kenneth got there first, and Jeanette asked him to go for the<br />

doctor. She explained to Margaret that J.J. was having convulsions. "Of things medical I know very<br />

few," Margaret says, but that was one of the few. She had learned it back home because of a relative<br />

who had convulsions. Auntie Joy had described the experience and what was done to stop the<br />

convulsions, and Margaret remembered it vividly. She sent Ah Chuan flying up the stairs after hot<br />

water. Margaret followed him, and Ma Cham snatched the baby from Jeanette and followed hard<br />

behind. It did not prove to be a serious convulsion, but the baby was like a board. They got her into<br />

very hot water, and quickly her body relaxed.<br />

That happened four or five times, and dealing with it became a routine. All that year it was<br />

touch and go with that child. She was having all sorts of problems. But after that, she did fine.<br />

Grew up to be a large, healthy woman. Married. Had five children of her own. She and her husband<br />

live in California. Al died three or four years ago, and Jeanette is living on their farm.<br />

There came a crisis with Ah Chuan, and Kenneth had to fire him. A traumatic experience.<br />

Margaret wrote, "Well the glorious Apollo has taken his departure, and a feeling of relief has settled<br />

upon us." The grocery bill came in, and as Margaret went over it, she discovered to her horror that<br />

she and Kenneth had supposedly used twelve pounds of butter in one month! In addition, six pounds<br />

of Crisco. This was obviously impossible. Margaret took the bill over to consult with Jeanette, who<br />

had received her bill too and was concerned over its size too. But the Seigles entertained five<br />

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children from the school every day at lunch, children who ate heavily, so the bill was understandable.<br />

Even so, they had only used about ten pounds of butter. After lunch, Margaret began to do some<br />

figuring over the bill. Kenneth had been taking care of the accounts because Margaret hadn't been up<br />

to doing it, so this was the first time she had investigated for herself. They were supposed to be<br />

giving Ah Chuan a tekal and a half a day for market, and Margaret discovered that not once had the<br />

monthly bill averaged out to that. One month it had averaged over two tekals a day, and over the<br />

five-month period they had been keeping house since the baby was born, it averaged 1.80 tekals a<br />

day. Then she discovered that, counting their grocery bills, which had averaged 73 tekals a month,<br />

service and fuel, it had been costing them 6 tekals a day for food. Margaret was absolutely horrified.<br />

A tekal was then 45 cents. By today's values, six tekals a day would be a great bargain. But that was<br />

then. The past month Jeanette had paid only 20 tekals more than the Landons for food, and she had<br />

four in her family all the time and five extras at noon. Margaret then learned that the Wells had been<br />

paying a total of 80 tekals a month, compared to the Landons' 140 [?]. So the Landons learned how<br />

Ah Chuan paid for the dinner he gave in honor of his son.<br />

At first, Kenneth and Margaret weren't sure what to do, but when Kenneth saw the two most<br />

recent days' bills, each over two tekals, he acted immediately, going for Al Seigle to interpret for him,<br />

and having Al tell Ah Chuan that he was to gather up his belongings and go. Now. Ah Chuan put up<br />

a good story, but there was not much he could say in the face of the numbers. He was a good cook,<br />

but too expensive for them. Al and Kenneth sat in the kitchen until he had gathered up his things and<br />

gone. "He came back after breakfast this morning and, the colossal nerve of him, he still had three<br />

tekals of our market money which Kenneth had not made him give back, and he marched in and tried<br />

to collect a bill for bread." Kenneth of course refused, telling him to cover it out of the three tekals<br />

he already had. Margaret went over her things and found that only one cake tin was missing.<br />

Ma Cham told them that Ah Chuan had told her he was going to ask to live on their<br />

compound with them so that he would not have to buy charcoal, soap, and other things which he<br />

could take from the Landons' kitchen.<br />

He just went too far. He figured they never would catch on or do anything about it if they did.<br />

But the Landons were down to almost nothing and had only enough money to cover their food.<br />

Ma Cham got someone in to help, and she and Margaret did most of the work in the kitchen<br />

from then on. The Landons never hired another Chinese cook of that kind again. Ah Chuan was the<br />

sort of cook a businessman would want. But businesses were closing down. Denmark had closed its<br />

Legation. Naturally, such a cook expected to make "gum rai" (SP?), that is, to be paid according to<br />

his special skills. Ma Cham was a very reliable person, and she did the marketing from then on.<br />

7<br />

53:18 Margaret found at last her record of the story of the American minister who wanted to serve<br />

the number one tea for Prince Damrong. She now knows the exact prices of the tea. "Is this going to<br />

ruin one of my best stories?" Kenneth asks dourly. "No, it isn't!" Margaret replies. Indeed, in some<br />

ways the truth is better, she said. "Well that's often the way," Kenneth laughs. He describes himself<br />

as being afraid of exaggerating when he tells his stories and accordingly being careful to understate.<br />

"Cause I always remember what the dentist told me: The tongue always exaggerates the size of the<br />

hole in the tooth."<br />

Margaret retells the story. McKenzie sent his number one boy out to find that tea, and he was<br />

gone all day, and McKenzie grew more and more anxious, and then the boy finally returned to say<br />

that the number one tea would cost 160 tekals a pound. The number two, 120. And the third, 80.<br />

That is, $72, $54, and $36. Kenneth explains why the cost was so great. The women would go out<br />

into the mountains with bags for each type of tea leaf, carefully searching for just the right leaves,<br />

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evaluating them on the spot, and putting each quality leaf into the appropriate bag. It would take<br />

them weeks and weeks to accumulate enough to make a single pound of tea. Most of the tea<br />

foreigners drank grew in Ceylon on plantations and was not of this very special Chinese type at all.<br />

Margaret says that they had gotten the end of the story wrong all these years. She had thought<br />

the minister ended up buying half a pound of the number three tea. But in fact, he had made such a<br />

point of emphasizing the best tea that he finally bought a half pound of the best. McKenzie would<br />

have lost "face" if he had not bought the best tea after sending the boy to look for it.<br />

The tea was so delicate that it was served in a tiny, tapered cup. The pot was small, and<br />

Kenneth has one. A tiny brown clay pot with a gold tip on it. Two or three people would sit around,<br />

fill the little cups three-quarters full, and then take it, and sniff it, and savor it, and take a sip, savoring<br />

the taste, and slowly work down through that little pot of tea. The cups looked like doll's china. No<br />

handle on the cup. A fine, egg-shell porcelain.<br />

Jeanette told Margaret that in China there was a tea that would cost even more than $100 a<br />

pound.<br />

The Landons were impressed with the number of New Year's celebration in Thailand. It<br />

began with the foreign New Year, which was January 1. Then came the Chinese New Year, in<br />

February. That year was the year of the tiger. Peggy was born in the year of the rabbit, as Margaret<br />

was. The Indians had their New Year on the 13th of March.<br />

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Session #33 continued February 26, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIA850) Margaret continues on the various New Years the Thai celebrated. The Indians<br />

had a grand time with their celebration. The Landons' watchman was off for three days. The<br />

celebration actually lasted only two, so he needed an extra day to recover. "The Indians are very tall,<br />

handsome, eagle-eyed men. We have almost never seen a woman." The men dressed in white.<br />

Kenneth says they were Sikhs. Margaret saw several of the Indians in fresh white panungs, gay and<br />

bright underblouses over which they wore long, sheer shirts. Their hair was curled. During the<br />

celebration, they splashed each other with red paint. They were fierce-looking to begin with, and<br />

with the addition of the paint they became fearsome indeed. One thing some did was to pile into<br />

trucks and ride all day in the blistering sun singing and shouting at the top of their lungs.<br />

The Thai New Year arrived about April 1. Kenneth and Margaret argue a bit over whether<br />

they enjoyed all these celebrations or not. He did. She didn't. He enjoyed all the parties. She found<br />

it difficult because all the servants would go.<br />

The Landons were returning from a dinner one night when they saw an entertainment in<br />

progress in one of the temple yards. It was March 20. One building of the temple was brightly lit,<br />

and the yard looked as though it were full of big fireflies because there were so many vendors<br />

displaying their wares by the light of tiny kerosene lanterns. At one side a pantomime was in<br />

progress. The figures were apparently small dolls, perhaps cut out of paper, and mounted on sticks.<br />

There was a native orchestra and some singers. In the lighted building there was a gorgeous blue<br />

coffin surrounded by candles and flowers, and in the background several yellow-robed priests sitting<br />

cross-legged. The actual cremation ceremony would take place the following night. Margaret<br />

initially felt, before she learned more about it, that in a country like this where there were many<br />

deaths by disease that cremation was an excellent custom. Later she learned that the actual cremation<br />

usually did not occur until long after death, sometimes three months, sometimes a year, or sometimes<br />

twenty-five years. Most of the temples had buildings in which coffins could be stored for about two<br />

tekals a month. If the relatives failed to pay the rent, the bodies were removed and buried, which was<br />

a family disgrace. The service of the priests, the celebration, and the entertainment cost so much that<br />

often the family could not raise the amount for several years.<br />

The relatives were given the opportunity to select choice bones from the corpse after it was<br />

created. Kenneth tells of Princess Poon (SP?) who came to visit the Landons at 4711 and was sitting<br />

in their porch when Kenneth commented that she must miss her father a great deal. He had died and<br />

been cremated. "Oh no," she said, and patted her pocketbook. "I've got Daddy right here." She<br />

reached in, pulled out a little pillbox, and there was his tooth. She had taken his wisdom tooth after<br />

the cremation. In Bangkok, he was driving with her once, and the chauffeur had to stop at every<br />

temple, and she would have to pay her respects because each temple had a bone of her father.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth have a pair of private little reliquaries on their hall table which were<br />

made in Thailand to hold small bones from the dead. "One for me and one for Margaret," Kenneth<br />

comments.<br />

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5:15 The last of their furniture came.<br />

That whole year was filled with holidays. The Landons were amazed at how many. But the<br />

Thai enjoyed holidays, and therefore often incorporated foreign holidays into their calendar too.<br />

They just loved Christmas. It was a lovely new holiday to add to the collection. You could stop<br />

working and have a wonderful time.<br />

The Landons were now getting ready to move south, and were concerned with getting their<br />

furniture. Margaretta Wells had a wicker chair she had purchased from Hong Kong for $5.25. She<br />

had a catalog from America in which the exact same chair cost $65. The Landons were getting a<br />

dining room table, six straight chairs, two arm chairs, a lowboy with a mirror, a highboy, two<br />

beautiful little china cabinets that matched, a gateleg table for the dining room, three rosewood<br />

Windsor chairs, and a tiptop table, all inlaid—all for $200 U.S. gold and their old set. The only<br />

pieces they brought home to the U.S. were the highboy dresser, the three Windsor chairs, a desk<br />

Kenneth had had made for Margaret on their tenth anniversary, and the gateleg table which Carol<br />

Landon Pearson now has. The same things in the U.S. would have cost over $1000. The<br />

workmanship was exquisite. They were having it all made so that in case they ever had to return to<br />

the U.S., it could be screwed apart and packed in boxes for shipment.<br />

That spring, the Landons began to be invited to all the school commencements. The first one<br />

was at school where the Wells were living. The school had girls through eighth or perhaps tenth<br />

grades, and some little boys in the lower grades. All the little girls wore orange pasins and white<br />

blouses with orange collars, looking very cute as they marched along. The audience sat on chairs and<br />

benches on the lawn. The Landons didn't make it through the entire ceremony, they became so<br />

exhausted. There were songs and speeches, the presentation of the diplomas and awards, and two<br />

plays. They were in the middle of a play that had eleven scenes when the Landons departed.<br />

Margaretta later told them that the program did not end until 1:30 in the morning. She and Ken went<br />

upstairs to lie down through the last couple of hours, then hurried down to say good-by when the<br />

program ended. The feeling of the Thai was that a play wasn't any good unless "it went on<br />

interminably." So it had to be done.<br />

When they moved south, Kenneth would go to the Nanthalungs that ran all through the night.<br />

He would hear the drums calling people, and he would go out to join them. The plays always ran all<br />

night. The people would be on mats, and there would be food-sellers, and drinks. The neighbors<br />

would sit together and gossip and talk through the night as the plays went on.<br />

Bangkok Christian <strong>College</strong>'s graduation was worse than the other school's. Their program did<br />

not finish until 2:30 in the morning. The Landons left at midnight.<br />

3<br />

11:19 Margaret gave a tea on Kenneth's birthday, March 27, because that was the day that Wattana<br />

had its commencement, and they all had to go.<br />

One of the first concerns of the Presbyterian missionaries when they went to the East was the<br />

education of women. The first school for women in China was started by Henrietta Hall Shook<br />

(SP?), who came from Virginia. It was often a struggle to get girls to attend the school, and they paid<br />

some to come—and actually bought one or two, both in China and in Thailand. If a girl was being<br />

sold into slavery, someone would buy her and give her an education. Interestingly, those girls were<br />

very much in demand as wives for officials later because of their education and because of their<br />

contact with foreigners. From Mongkut on, foreign things began to be admired, and to be able to<br />

entertain in the foreign manner began to be of value.<br />

The first really successful school for girls was called the Harriet M. House (SP?) School for<br />

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Girls. She was a missionary and was successful to the extent that she had a little school going. But<br />

the real push forward came when Miss Edna Cole went out in 1879. "That's the book I wanted to<br />

write. I still regret not having gotten the material, although perhaps I never would have written Anna<br />

if I had gotten it." "Lucky you didn't get it," Kenneth says. Margaret describes a suitbox, a good big<br />

one, with letters on onion skin paper filling that box from end to end, letters written over forty-five<br />

years. She saw it, Miss Cole's letters. "I can understand Miss Cole's not letting me have them. But<br />

in the light of history, she'd have been better off to let me have them."<br />

In any case, out of Wang Lang—which meant "the back palace" and was actually not the<br />

name of the school but of the area, and came to be associated with the school to the extent that<br />

everyone to this day calls the school the Wang Lang School—came a first group of girls who were<br />

tremendous people. They were the first girls ever to take the state examination along with the boys.<br />

They were drilled so thoroughly that the percentage of passage of the examination, which normally<br />

was never the majority, was close to 100%.<br />

Wang Lang was in a very constricted area. An old palace area. The Surawat Hospital was<br />

there. A year or so before the Landons went out, the school had built on a piece of land farther out on<br />

the side of the river where the Landons were. The old school had been across the river. Public<br />

transportation, whether road or streetcar, didn't go out that far. The school at that time was called<br />

Wattana Wittiah, which meant something like "fostering knowledge." What they had to do to go out<br />

there was take the tram to the end of the line at a canal, and then take a canal boat the rest of the way.<br />

In the present day, Wattana is well within the city and transportation is no problem. But the trip out<br />

in 1928 was not a light matter.<br />

The tram was a Tunerville trolley sort of thing, with first class and third class areas. Kenneth<br />

remembers the first time he went to the school, riding in a canoe in a hard rain. By the time he got to<br />

the school he was soaked through, and they had to find him a change of clothing. A woman named<br />

Sarah Waterson produced her Chinese trousers for him to wear, and so he wore the Chinese pants of<br />

this single young woman until his clothes dried out. She later married a Welshman and ended up<br />

living in Washington nearby.<br />

So Margaret invited everybody for tea the afternoon before the Wattana graduation. It was<br />

Kenneth's twenty-fifth birthday. Since everyone was about to go through the long trip to the school,<br />

a very long ceremony, and a long trip home again, Margaret provided substantial fare, chicken salad,<br />

sandwiches, ice tea, ice cream, and cake. She tells of the preparations.<br />

4<br />

22:05 Margaret took Peggy down to Nong Kha (SP?) with Ma Cham for a vacation. The second<br />

class train coach they rode down had cane seats, quite comfortable. The train was narrower than<br />

American trains, so there were double seats on one side of the coach and singles on the other. This<br />

narrow type of train was called a "meter gauge" train. Margaret had three suitcases, a basket of food,<br />

two other baskets, a one-burner oil stove, a charcoal flatiron, twenty pounds of rice, several packages<br />

of magazines, and a large steel basket to put the baby in. Everyone else was similarly loaded, so they<br />

looked like a group of immigrants. When it was time to give the baby's bottle, Margaret heated it on<br />

the stove, "and no one said boo!" At Nong Kha, they had to take off their own luggage. People<br />

would throw their luggage out the windows to people waiting on the platform. They would even pass<br />

out the babies and small children.<br />

Kenneth came down later, after passing his second-year language exam. He had done the<br />

second year in thirty-five days. Margaret was sharing a cottage with Geraldine Fuller, whose child<br />

had whooping cough and passed it to Peggy. Margaret also remembers someone who had a suitcase<br />

that the white ants got into. They ate their way straight through, making holes in every article of<br />

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clothing she had. And then there was the time Margaret went into the bathroom, where stood a large<br />

Alibaba jar in which Margaret discovered a dead lizard, looking like a dragon, floating.<br />

After the vacation, the Landons returned to Bangkok and began preparing to move south.<br />

Everyone started entertaining them, having in mind that they would soon be gone. What the Landons<br />

didn't know was that there was quite a "confab" over where they should go. The Thai wanted to keep<br />

them in Bangkok—and later on, a time came when the Thai Christians worked to get them back to<br />

Bangkok. But the Americans wanted them out of the city.<br />

James Seigle was leaving for service in India, and the Landons paid for half of a fine tennis<br />

racket as a farewell gift to him.<br />

5<br />

26:48 Kenneth came down with dengue fever, "breakbone fever." "The old saying is, You get it,<br />

and you're afraid you're going to die, and then you're afraid you ZRQ W die." Kenneth was in that<br />

"parlous" state when Margaret roasted a small chicken for him and brought the whole chicken. He<br />

consumed it entire and was immediately well. It was dramatic. Margaret reads that after the aching<br />

came a terrible itching that prevented Kenneth from sleeping. He was so weak that he couldn't eat for<br />

the first few days. He literally could not lift a spoon to his mouth without considerable effort.<br />

Margaret nursed him to the best of her ability. Peggy had whooping cough at the same time.<br />

Margaret kept trying to find things that Kenneth could eat. She comments on how she walked her<br />

legs off taking care of her two charges, back and forth, back and forth all day, day after day.<br />

Remarkably, she did not get Kenneth's fever, though she once picked it up later on. Kenneth<br />

comments that you get dengue from a mosquito bite, not from someone who has it.<br />

Margaret had been buying fresh pineapples. Five or six cents apiece.<br />

The doctor told them that the climate there was hard on the blood and lowered the blood<br />

pressure. Even Margaret's blood pressure went down. Kenneth comments that to this day, if he were<br />

to return to Thailand, he would lose a pound a day for twenty days or so. Then he would level off in<br />

the 130's.<br />

Dr. McDaniel from Nakhon Si Thammarat was on the executive committee, and he was in<br />

Bangkok. The committee was meeting. He was a funny man. One night he was standing behind<br />

Margaret in a line going into dinner when someone made a comment on his bald head. "Yes, yes," he<br />

said, "I suppose that you will be telling me that I need a shine!" That was his idea of a joke.<br />

Margaret knew by then that she and Kenneth would be going to Nakhon, and that was her first<br />

encounter with Dr. McDaniel.<br />

Margaretta had the Landons and Horsts for dinner on June 18, the Wells' second anniversary,<br />

the Horsts' third, and two days after the Landons' second. She really did it in style. They were all<br />

supposed to come in their wedding dresses and veils. Margaret had her dress but not her veil. At<br />

each bride's place was a bridal bouquet, made of waxy white gardenias with a spray of Honolulu<br />

creeper. Each place had a little wedding cake. Gardenias for the men. And the dinner was delicious.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth left Bangkok for Nakhon Si Thammarat in July, expecting to live and<br />

work there for three years. They left July 4 at 7:00 a.m., riding first class on the train. They had a<br />

compartment, with two narrow berths, a stool, which with Kenneth's suitcase made a resting place for<br />

the baby's basket, a wash basin, electric fan, and a few other accessories. Each car had a bathroom<br />

and a shower room. "It was not so very hot, and snookie was good all the way." Peggy slept all<br />

through the night without a whimper in her little basket. The next morning they were still some<br />

distance from the junction where they were to get off, when they discovered that Dr. McDaniel was<br />

riding the train with them. They reached the junction at 7:00 and boarded the shuttle train that ran to<br />

Nakhon.<br />

Margaret spells Nakhon Si Thammarat: "Nakon Sri Tamarat." [I follow the spelling on my world<br />

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map.] Kenneth explains that the words have Sanskrit origins. "Sri" meant "color." "Tama" meant<br />

righteousness, or the doctrine, or "darma." "Rat" was "the city." The name meant "the city of the<br />

colorful darma or doctrine." Si Thammarat was a great religious center. It had the biggest temple in<br />

the whole south there. It was historically an important town. The kids would run out into the streets<br />

and dash up and down kicking up the sand after every rainstorm picking up coins. They'd find<br />

Portuguese coins, all kinds of coins, some gold. Even ancient coins.<br />

When they arrived, they were met by nearly the entire station, only Mrs. Snyder missing<br />

because she was making breakfast for them. They drove up to the house in Dr. McDaniel's lovely<br />

Buick.<br />

Margaret understood the name of the town to mean "Glorious religious and ruling city."<br />

Missionaries had told her that. And the words did mean that, she says, but she later learned that the<br />

city was named for one of the kings, one of the Ayuthian kings. "The City of This King" was the<br />

way the Thai understood it, that is, of the king whose name meant "righteous" and "ruling" and so on.<br />

It was a very ancient city, with one long street five miles long. Few side streets. It was built on a<br />

sand spit. At one time, it had been an independent kingdom. Originally, the country had been a core,<br />

at Ayuthia and Bangkok, and sometimes its feudalities were many. There was a time when it<br />

controlled all the little kingdoms down the peninsula all the way to Malaya—all the way to Malacca,<br />

says Kenneth. They paid tribute. They had their own princes to rule them. At times when the<br />

monarchy in Ayuthia or Bangkok was weak, each of the cities was likely to break off. Nakhon had<br />

been a powerful center, usually independent of Bangkok, and with its own feudalities. Margaret<br />

believes it went back to the third century A.D., and is the oldest continuously inhabited city on the<br />

peninsula, she feels sure. But the recorded history went back only to the eighth century. It was a<br />

walled city, as were all the cities. The old walls were being destroyed even as the Landons lived<br />

there.<br />

As late as the time Anna went to Bangkok, it was still a walled city. Margaret has a full<br />

description of the wall, even to the names of the gates. Now the most you can find is a tiny piece of<br />

the wall. Chiang Mai was a walled city also, and when missionaries first went there in the nineteenth<br />

century, the wall was standing. Hanoi was a walled city, says Kenneth, when he went up there in<br />

1946; but by 1950, every brick of that wall was gone. The same thing happened to the walls of other<br />

cities, like Nakhon. The bricks were useful, and so people took them off for building purposes.<br />

There were ruined pagodas all along the main street that ran through Nakhon, making one<br />

aware of the great age of the city. There were many temples, some in good repair, some in ruins.<br />

Inside the city wall there was a temple with a memorial area of the kings, who had been cremated, of<br />

course; there were bones from each of the kings. These were housed in a kind of pagoda, Margaret<br />

and Kenneth say, shaped like a bell, standing perhaps seven or eight feet high with a spire on top.<br />

The names and reigns of all the kings were forgotten. Margaret went to that temple many times.<br />

There was an ancient courtyard right in the middle of that temple with a bo tree, a sacred tree. "It<br />

was so quiet; you'd go up there; and those bo leaves just fluttering in the wind, you know. You just<br />

had such a sense of the past." Allegedly, Kenneth tells us, this tree was grown from a cutting of the<br />

original bo tree under which Buddha was enlightened, up on the Nepal border.<br />

There were inscriptions in that temple that even the most learned of the monks couldn't read<br />

in those days. They were in some ancient form of Pali. Since then, scholars have deciphered them.<br />

6<br />

42:53 Dr. McDaniel was of the present; he couldn't be bothered with the past. So he knew nothing<br />

about Nakhon's past. There seemed to be no way to find out anything. Nobody knew anything. The<br />

Thai interest in their history was just beginning. It hadn't yet reached Nakhon. The British, when<br />

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they came out, brought with them a great respect for the past, and for records. The Chinese had this<br />

too. In Bangkok there was a beginning of a desire to save what could be salvaged of their history, but<br />

that was all.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth were quartered with Miss McCague in Nakhon, who ran the girls'<br />

school, and who lived just out of town. They were to have had the Eckels' house, because the Eckels<br />

were retiring. But Mr. and Mrs. Snyder decided that they wanted that house, which meant that the<br />

only place for the Landons was in a half of the brick house in which Miss Mccague lived. The school<br />

was on the first floor. It was quite a large house. Miss McCague's quarters were one side, the<br />

Landons' on the other, with a shared living room in between. They shared the porches and so on.<br />

Margaret again explains that the city was along a sand spit, and the main road went along the<br />

ridge. The sea, the Gulf of Siam, was perhaps five or six miles away. The city had been a port at one<br />

time. Kenneth tells us that his car came down from Bangkok by ship, and he went rushing off<br />

without his topi on to get it. He would never have done that if the shore had been far to go. Then he<br />

found himself at sea with his car in a little boat. He had imagined there would be a dock for<br />

unloading. But in fact, the car was unloaded about a mile offshore, picked up by a crane on the ship<br />

and set down on a barge riding alongside the ship. And the passage on that barge from the ship to the<br />

shore seemed interminable, with the tropical sun beating down on his head. They chugged along at a<br />

very slow pace. At the beach, planks had to be put down to drive the car off the barge onto the beach,<br />

which took still more time. Finally, Kenneth was able to drive home. His memory of the experience<br />

is vivid to this day.<br />

Margaret repeats that the city had been a port. But the port had silted up and become<br />

unusable. Both the Dutch and the Portuguese had run trading stations there in the seventeenth<br />

century.<br />

So back to the girls' school in Miss McCague's house, which was on a good-sized compound.<br />

Across the street, there was a temple, a rather simple kind of building. Margaret learned that only a<br />

few years before 1928 an ultra-conservative Buddhist had been made governor of Nakhon, and he<br />

had discovered that this temple had in it some strange frescoes and statues that were not Buddhist,<br />

and so he had had them all destroyed. Mr. Snyder was delighted to get all this material from the<br />

temple and used it as filler for a cement pavement he was building under the girls' school. When<br />

Prince Damrong found out about this—he being the "great prince" that everyone listened to and a<br />

man very much interested in archaeology—he was absolutely livid because he knew that the building<br />

was probably either a Dutch or Portuguese chapel dating from the seventeenth century. This was a<br />

typical example of how careless the Thai were about their history.<br />

Kenneth shares a vivid memory of moving into Miss McCague's house, with all their property<br />

in a huge pile in one of the rooms, and Peggy feeling absolutely frantic, climbing back and forth over<br />

these belongings, shrieking and crying at the top of her lungs because she was disoriented. These<br />

things were familiar items, and she just crawled back and forth over them like a child over a sand<br />

pile. She would not be comforted. Mr. Snyder was about to go on a tour and instructed Kenneth to<br />

go with him. The Landons weren't even settled in the house. And Snyder orders him to go on a tour<br />

the next day. Kenneth was the new boy. He didn't want to leave Margaret with all this mess and this<br />

frantic baby. But Snyder said go.<br />

Snyder took all his cooking equipment with him, pots and pans and everything else. He had a<br />

cook with him. He also had some sort of evangelist. And Kenneth. They went to two or three<br />

places, Phatthalung being one, and Sengora (or Songkhla) being a second. It was there that the Lord<br />

Lieutenant had his headquarters—where he controlled three provinces. He was greater than a<br />

governor and was called a Tesa (SP?). Snyder was a bulky man, and Kenneth was a skinny man.<br />

And Snyder immediately began to warn Kenneth that he shouldn't eat any of that dirty native food.<br />

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So the first day and the second day passed, and all they got was coffee. Or tea. Or Ovaltine. No<br />

solid food.<br />

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52:38 Snyder had this cookboy, with all these pots and pans, but wouldn't "unleash" him. They<br />

would go into a coffee shop, and he would have a cup of coffee. He wouldn't order any food. He just<br />

kept warning Kenneth against the dirty native food. Kenneth could smell food around, but he didn't<br />

get anyway! On the third day, they were at some Thai house where the people were friendly with<br />

Snyder, and all they served was again tea and a few cookies. Kenneth was getting desperate, and he<br />

just took off, pelting down to where he smelled the food. He came to a Chinese cookshop and went<br />

tearing into this place. He spoke no Chinese, and they spoke very little Thai. His Thai was still<br />

elementary, and he had a terrible time trying to tell them he wanted something to eat. They finally<br />

got the idea that he wanted to eat, but what did he want to eat? He couldn't tell them. He had no<br />

language for any of their food. Well, finally they just started bringing him food, and he ate bowl after<br />

bowl after bowl of rice and various other things they had in bowls. He didn't ask the price or<br />

anything else. "I just was ready to die." And he got all that good food down into him, and belched<br />

properly, and began to feel like a human being again. Then he said to himself, Well, this ends it for<br />

me. He wouldn't travel with any cookboy, or with any pots and pans. When he went out into the<br />

country, he would eat in Chinese restaurants. The food was great. And he went back feeling very<br />

comfortable and looking at Snyder with a very jaundiced eye.<br />

Snyder was a street preacher, who would preach on the street corner. He had quite a big<br />

crowd, watching him and listening. He had a very loud mouth, and made a big noise, and finally he<br />

realized he had his audience absolutely spellbound. He turned to Kenneth and said, "These people<br />

are hungry for the word of God. They're hungry for the Gospel. Look at the way they're listening to<br />

my message." He went on, and periodically there would be a gasp, and a wave of admiration and<br />

comment from the crowd. And he would turn to Kenneth and say, "See how they're hanging on my<br />

words." Snyder told Kenneth to go out into the crowd and stand among them to hear what they were<br />

saying. So Kenneth did, and stood on the edge of the crowd. As Snyder was preaching, every now<br />

and then he would make a great gesture, his mouth would be wide open, and his teeth would close.<br />

"Aaah," the people would say, with admiration. And Snyder NQHZ he had his audience spellbound.<br />

This went on for quite a while, and finally Kenneth went back to Snyder's side, and the great<br />

evangelist signed off.<br />

"What were they saying?" Snyder asked.<br />

Kenneth answered, "They were full of admiration!" Which, naturally, was what Mr. Snyder<br />

had hoped to hear.<br />

Years later, in 1946, in Hanoi, Kenneth had an experience with Chinese food that was similar<br />

to his experience with Snyder, when he landed in the city and was desperately hungry. He shared a<br />

meal with a Chinese soldier, eating out of the same bowl with the same pair of chopsticks, which they<br />

passed back and forth. Kenneth could talk to that man, knowing Chinese by that time, and they made<br />

conversation as they shared their meal.<br />

Snyder went most of a week without eating, and didn't seem to suffer at all.<br />

The first tour Kenneth made after that, he GLG take a cook, an ex-soldier, following Snyder's<br />

pattern. But the cook was no good, and Kenneth never did that again.<br />

Kenneth called on the Buddhist monks and met the head monk, Phra Kru Hame, probably the<br />

most important and most influential monk south of Bangkok. He was a member of the ruling council<br />

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in Bangkok, when he went to Bangkok, ruling the monks in the order, the Sengha (SP?). Kenneth<br />

went frequently to visit and talk with the monks and said that he would like to teach them. This<br />

would have been toward the end of their year there, because he remembers Peggy toddling by then.<br />

Just barely, but toddling. And he said to Phra Kru Hame that he would like to teach the monks<br />

something about the Christian religion, and he said they would be delighted to have him do it. So<br />

they set up times when his monks would come, and they would sit on the verandah—a high verandah<br />

up off the ground. [Story to be continued.]<br />

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HOUR 43<br />

Session #33 continued February 26, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIB35) Kenneth continues the story of the monks who came to learn of the Christian<br />

religion from him at his house. They would all sit in ranks, very orderly, on the high verandah.<br />

Peggy was a very sociable child from the beginning, and she saw all these people in all these lovely<br />

robes, when she came out one day, and she began running at the robes, which flowed away from in<br />

front of her. The more she moved, the more frantically the monks dodged away because they didn't<br />

dare let a member of the female race touch them. That was contrary to Buddhist law. Some of them<br />

actually had to climb over the railing of the verandah and hang outward in their attempts to avoid her.<br />

And some of them in desperation jumped and dropped to the ground below, which was easily ten<br />

feet.<br />

Kenneth cannot recall how many sessions he had with the monks except that there were quite<br />

a number of them. And at the end, he gave them an oral examination, and awarded them with<br />

Scripture portions—not New Testaments, but a substantial compilation of John and Acts and a few<br />

other books. He made their last session something like a graduation at which he presented these<br />

compilations as gifts. Then one of them stood up and made a very pretty speech. He was their<br />

spokesman. He thanked Kenneth for teaching them all about Christianity, and he knew that Kenneth<br />

would be pleased to know that they had all decided to become Christians. Kenneth asked him if that<br />

meant they would now give up their Buddhism to live as Christians, and he answered, "Oh no, we'll<br />

be Buddhists too." Kenneth thanked them, and they thanked him, and they went off to be Christians<br />

and Buddhists too. Margaret comments that this is very Thai.<br />

It was a happy experience for Kenneth, he says. It started a long and friendly relationship,<br />

and he often called on Phra Kru Hame when he went back to Nakhon. He always remembered<br />

Kenneth. Once Kenneth met him on the train. He was always friendly and warm and enjoyed<br />

talking.<br />

It was a peaceful era, between the wars.<br />

Session #34 March 5, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

2<br />

3:15 Margaret makes corrections on Kenneth's first two tours. His first tour started July 21, 1928;<br />

he made it alone with a cook and an evangelist; and he was gone four weeks and a day. He went up<br />

the line, all along the peninsula. Somewhere the Landons have a journal of the trip. Kenneth was<br />

taking over the touring work from Mr. Snyder, and on this first solo tour, he took with him the whole<br />

outfit that Snyder had used. There was a folding bed, two camp stools, a folding table, cooking<br />

utensils, rolls of Bible pictures, and suitcases of clothes and Gospels for distribution. Everything was<br />

packed in galvanized iron boxes.<br />

"We have such a time with insects and vermin here that I simply cannot make you<br />

comprehend it without making you think we must be very dirty people," Margaret wrote home. In<br />

their new house, they had seen at least ten different kinds of ants. But not yet the destructive white<br />

variety. These would riddle cloth and wood. McDaniels' house had been badly "eaten away" with<br />

them. Margaret especially detested the black "swimming kind" of ants. Most ants would not cross<br />

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water, but these ants could swim and were even attracted by water. Margaret kept the baby's milk in<br />

pans of water, but even so she would occasionally find "the horrid things" crawling up on the cans. It<br />

was very difficult to keep them out of the food.<br />

Kenneth says that his first evangelistic tour cured him of travelling with all that equipment.<br />

According to Margaret, Kenneth's story of his first tour with Mr. Snyder is partially apocryphal. [For<br />

more on this, see index 3 below.] The furniture and belongings that made up that huge pile Peggy<br />

crawled on did not arrive until some time after the Landons did, not at the same time. That would<br />

have been weeks after their arrival. Kenneth went off alone on his first tour, not with Snyder.<br />

Kenneth went by train up the line to Ban Don [now known as Surat Thani] , stopping at Chaiya, Ban Na,<br />

and Ban Na San. Snyder and E. P. Dunlap had toured these towns, and there were scattered<br />

Christians all through the area. Kenneth had a little book that had been prepared by E.P. Dunlap's<br />

evangelist entitled, "Them That Has Been Talked."<br />

Kenneth remembers the "wretched cook" who fed him crab, which Kenneth didn't like.<br />

Kenneth said he wouldn't have crab again, and the next night the cook served crab. Kenneth said that<br />

the cook certainly should not serve crab again after that! The third night, the cook served crab again!<br />

At this, Kenneth picked up the plate of food and threw it at the cook, splashing him all over to make<br />

his point that he was not going to have crab. Kenneth fired him when they got back.<br />

Snyder would not stay in a Chinese hotel, or eat in a Chinese cookshop. That was why he<br />

took his own bed and chairs and cooking supplies. He was afraid of everything.<br />

3<br />

10:01 Margaret tells us that the tour on which Kenneth nearly starved was when the school closed.<br />

It was in early September, Kenneth's second tour, from which he returned September 10. Kenneth<br />

had not taken the cook with him, she says, and had gone almost without food the entire week. Quite<br />

often, all he had been able to get was rice and milk and sometimes an egg, if he got anything at all.<br />

He was so famished when he came home that he had difficulty eating, Margaret wrote at the time.<br />

Kenneth remembers now that he went on this second tour with Snyder, who took no cook<br />

with him at all and who was visiting Christians in Ban Hat Yai and Songkhla. Having no cook,<br />

Snyder wouldn't eat any food, since he was only willing to eat food prepared by his own cook. So<br />

that was it. Kenneth does remember the "one brilliant meal" of Chinese food he managed to get, the<br />

only real meal he had all week.<br />

Margaret tells us about Mr. Snyder. The Rev. Frank L. Snyder. Born Feb 14, 1864. Came to<br />

Siam with his wife Letitia Dickson Snyder in 1890 and was stationed at Bangkok. Mrs. Snyder was<br />

an Ulster woman, from northern Ireland, and very proud of her British heritage. She had been a<br />

dressmaker. They had four children in Siam, Leroy, born 1893, Walter, 1895, Mabel Frances, 1897,<br />

and Leonard, 1899 or so. Both Snyders were difficult people, but Mr. Snyder was able in some ways.<br />

Margaret tells us that their compound at 641 Sathorn Road in Bangkok was called "the Old<br />

Press Compound." There were the two houses, and at the end of the compound a warehouse which<br />

once had housed the mission press. Dr. Dan Beach Bradley had brought the first press to Siam, and<br />

for a long time, the mission had continued to print its own materials. But by the time the Landons<br />

came, it was more economical to use the Chinese presses. In any case, Mr. Snyder had built both<br />

houses in that compound, and had lived in one of them. One of the Dunlaps had also lived in one, but<br />

Margaret doesn't remember which. She suspects it was E.P. Dunlap.<br />

The most able person of all in Bangkok was Miss Edna Cole, the head of the Wang Lang<br />

School. Her constant problem was dealing with what she called "the gentlemen." An ironic term.<br />

To get anything done, she had to get around them somehow. Snyder was the mission treasurer,<br />

which made him powerful. He was the kind of person who used his power, too. He actually opened<br />

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the work with the Chinese in Bangkok, though he himself did not speak Chinese. He worked with<br />

the Chinese through an interpreter, and started a Chinese church in Bangkok. He was a very active<br />

person, and did a lot of touring, evangelizing. When the Graham Fullers came, they took over the<br />

work with the Chinese because they spoke Chinese.<br />

Mr. Snyder built the central buildings of Bangkok Christian <strong>College</strong>, the boys' school.<br />

Margaret sees him as a very active, very able person, but with a very aggressive personality.<br />

Somewhere along the line, he did something indiscreet, which is surprising. The Landons, by<br />

the end of their first year in Siam, knew that their mail was being opened and read. Siam had always<br />

had heavy censorship, and there was no law against it. One reason there were no private collections<br />

of letters, and almost no diaries or records of the sort you'd find in every European country, until very<br />

recently, was that it wasn't safe to have them. The secret police might get hold of them. Kenneth and<br />

Margaret took it for granted that any letter they wrote to each other might be opened, and when he<br />

was touring, he says, every letter from Margaret to him ZDV opened. The two of them had a code<br />

worked out if they had anything important to say. So Mr. Snyder ought to have known of this sort of<br />

spying. But in any case, he wrote a letter to someone in the U.S., perhaps to the mission board,<br />

which was savagely critical of the Thai government. And it was opened. The government then<br />

instructed the mission to remove Mr. Snyder, to send him home to the U.S. He was now SHUVRQD QRQ<br />

JUDWD. As it turned out, the government consented to Snyder's being sent to an out-station, and so he<br />

was sent to Nakhon. This, for him, was like being sent to Coventry. It was one of the small stations,<br />

considered a very difficult station, 500 miles south of Bangkok. All his power was stripped from<br />

him. Naturally, this had something to do with his attitude toward his work there. He felt resentful.<br />

By the time the Landons arrived, he was at loggerheads with Dr. McDaniel and his wife, who<br />

lived across the street from him. Their two houses were about the same size. Margaret reads from a<br />

letter written to her by Snyder's daughter, a Mrs. Hoff (SP?), who left the country when she was<br />

eight—in 1904 or 1905—but who had clear memories of her time there. Near the end of her letter,<br />

on page 15, she wrote that probably the prettiest sight was the large cage out in the backyard full of<br />

fan-tailed pigeons. They nested and had young and were a continual source of delight. Her mother<br />

and father were very fond of them. That was in Bangkok. But the Snyders continued to keep pigeons<br />

in Nakhon, and it was the pigeons that caused the problem with the McDaniels. For the pigeons<br />

decided to roost on the roof of the McDaniels' house. They liked it better than the Snyders' house!<br />

Which brings us to the matter of water.<br />

In Bangkok, there was city water. And while the missionaries would boil the water for<br />

drinking purposes, it still came into the house by pipe. In Nakhon and Trang people would have<br />

large tanks, taller than a person, which were supplied by rain water. The Landons had two tanks, and<br />

the Snyders and McDaniels both had two tanks. In Trang, the Landons had only one tank, but they<br />

got more water there. On the top there was a manhole. The tank was kept closed until the rain came.<br />

When the rain came, they would wait until the roof was washed clean and then have the coolie open<br />

the tank to let the water run in. Margaret discovered that rain water had a dreadful taste until it had<br />

stood for about three weeks. So they would fill one tank and hope to let the water stand for three<br />

weeks while they drank from the other. And periodically, they would have to have a tank scrubbed<br />

out. Then, when the rain came again, they would just let the water run through the newly scrubbed<br />

tank to thoroughly clean out the muck.<br />

Naturally, they were dependent on that tank water, and they kept it locked. Kenneth<br />

comments that there were wells also, but they tried to use the tank water if they could because it was<br />

safer. They could drink it without boiling.<br />

The church and the boys' school were on the same side of the street as the Snyders' house.<br />

Mr. Snyder was actually in charge of the school for a long time after Miss Larisa Cooper died. Mrs.<br />

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Snyder ran the girls' school. Miss McCague had only taken over the school from her two or three<br />

years before the Landons arrived.<br />

Dr. McDaniel was a doctor and a surgeon, and the roosting of the pigeons on his roof was<br />

deeply offensive to him for the pigeons were polluting his water. He asked the Snyders repeatedly to<br />

get rid of the pigeons, which they refused to do. By the time the Landons came, the Snyders and<br />

McDaniels were not on speaking terms. For the doctor, it was a matter of health, of life and death.<br />

McDaniel raised the issue with Kenneth, who said, "Well, haven't you got a shotgun?" and added,<br />

"That's what I would do. I'd just shoot 'em." The doctor waggled his chin at Kenneth and said the<br />

thought had never occurred to him.<br />

The McDaniels were perhaps ten or fifteen years younger than the Snyders. They had come<br />

out in 1902. Mrs. McDaniel was a nurse, and the doctor was a fine surgeon—the best surgeon<br />

anywhere in the south. He ran a neat, clean hospital. He had become concerned with the lepers. The<br />

missionaries were the first to care about them. Dr. James W. McCain in the north had established a<br />

leper asylum in Chiang Mai. That was the first, and a model throughout the world. It was one of the<br />

most charming villages in all of Siam. Each little cottage was very neat. There was a school, and a<br />

church. It was all landscaped. It was on an island in the river.<br />

McCain had difficulty getting land for the project because lepers were, of course, feared and<br />

hated and driven away and lived on the outskirts of towns. But he had done the prince of Chiang Mai<br />

a favor, unwittingly. When he and his wife were about to return to Laos, to the northern side of<br />

Siam, and were leaving San Francisco, he realized that he had not bought any bedroom slippers. He<br />

needed a pair and asked his wife if she would rush out and get him a some. She did, and got him a<br />

very nice pair, bright red. He hadn't wanted bright red, really, but there was no time to do anything<br />

else. The court of the prince of Chiang Mai was a more informal court than the one in Bangkok,<br />

though a much older court, actually. The prince often called on people, and he may have called on<br />

Dr. McCain. In any case, he saw the doctor's bright red slippers and was enchanted with them.<br />

There was an old custom in that part of the country that if a Chao, a lord or prince, admired anything<br />

extravagantly, the owner had to present it to him. So Dr. McCain took off his slippers and presented<br />

them to the prince—who would not have taken something so lowly as a shoe in his hands; probably a<br />

servant took them.<br />

In those days, when there was a procession, and even up to King Chulalongkorn's time, all the<br />

insignia of office, which included many kinds of things, a spittoon, a whisk, a betel nut set, and so on,<br />

were carried along, each thing on a pillow. All of these items were things the prince might use, his<br />

betel nut set, his sword, his shoes, each thing carried by a separate retainer. The next time the prince<br />

of Chiang Mai went by in formal procession, there were Dr. McCain's bright red slippers, riding on a<br />

pillow.<br />

The prince of Chiang Mai had an elephant which had gone mad. It lived on a large island in<br />

the river. The Lao were afraid of the elephant while it was living and of the elephant's spirit after it<br />

died. Nobody dared to go there. Dr. McCain saw his opportunity and asked for that beautiful island,<br />

which was granted to him. So there he established his leper colony.<br />

Dr. McDaniel began to do the same thing in Nakhon. He found a piece of land well out from<br />

the city. It would not have been tolerated close in. He had a huge number of lepers out there.<br />

Margaret saw them often, because McDaniel sometimes asked her to drive him out. One time he<br />

asked her to take the workmen out. He had an old Ford, a Model T, which he used for work, with a<br />

trailer in which the workmen would ride. This is what he asked Margaret to drive, warning her that<br />

when he turned the wheel to the left, the car might sometimes go to the right—which in fact it<br />

sometimes did!<br />

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33:12 Margaret reads a letter of July 17, 1928, on her first impressions of Nakhon. When the<br />

Landons first arrived, they were tired but also excited and anxious to see their new city. Everyone in<br />

the mission came to meet them except for Mrs. Snyder, who was preparing breakfast for them. The<br />

Landons rode to the Snyders' in Dr. McDaniel's Buick. They saw a good-sized business section and<br />

several temples before they reached the Snyders' house.<br />

The city was the county seat. Kenneth and Margaret took a drive into the old city a few days<br />

before the date of Margaret's letter and saw the remains of the wall, "overgrown now by vines and<br />

partially decayed." Just inside the wall were the houses of officials, and across from them a prison to<br />

which the prisoners of this district were sent. The Landons "heard the clank of their leg irons off and<br />

on all day as they pass." They did all sorts of work, such as building roads. Margaret comments on<br />

how heavy the irons were that the prisoners wore. The men would tie a string to the chain and hang it<br />

from their waists while they worked, making it possible to move around more freely.<br />

Margaret's first impression was that almost every other building was a temple. Most of the<br />

temples were white-washed and had tile roofs. There was one across the street from the Landons,<br />

and Margaret could see the priests in their yellow robes coming and going, followed by little serving<br />

boys. Some days there seemed to be quite a few worshippers, perhaps on holy days. Christian work<br />

had been hard and slow in Nakhon, and it wasn't difficult to see why. Buddhism exercized a strong<br />

power over its followers.<br />

Margaret returns to the first morning in Nakhon. The Landons shared breakfast with the<br />

mission group after they had met everybody, Dr. and Mrs. McDaniel, Miss Helen McCague, Mr. and<br />

Mrs. Charles Eckel (SP?), who were retiring, and Mr. and Mrs. Snyder, who had three more years to<br />

go. (Mr. Snyder actually died the next year, when he was sixty-five.) When breakfast was over, they<br />

came out to their new home in the house with Miss McCague, on the second floor. They were just<br />

outside the city, so in effect they were living in the country. "If it weren't for the palms and other<br />

reminders of tropical life, I would think it was Michigan." The soil was very sandy. In Bangkok, try<br />

as they would, they could not keep the house clean. Peggy would be dirty ten minutes after she had<br />

put on a fresh suit of rompers. But in Nakhon, she could go a half day and still not look disreputable.<br />

The air was cleaner too.<br />

Margaret commented that, perhaps because of the cleaner environment, Peggy had finally<br />

developed pink cheeks. She looked so pretty with her big blue eyes and pink cheeks. The first few<br />

days they were in Nakhon, though, Peggy actually screamed nearly every minute unless Margaret<br />

were holding her. She seemed to be afraid. If Margaret put her down on the floor, she would let out<br />

a wail and set out after her mother with an expression of sheer terror on her face. "I didn't dare spoil<br />

her right at the first, so I had to let her do a good deal of screaming." In the first week, she would<br />

hardly eat. Her screaming not only affected the Landons but the operation of the school downstairs.<br />

Finally, Peggy began to adjust and calm down.<br />

The furniture arrived about seven to ten days after they arrived. Their best furniture had been<br />

packed by the Bangkok House Furnishing Company, and to their dismay, every piece had paper stuck<br />

to it. Everything else was fine.<br />

Margaret was caring for the baby herself. No help at this point.<br />

Since they left Bangkok, they could not get the variety of fruit they had been used to. They<br />

would have cooked cereal, eggs, toast, bananas, and cocoa.<br />

There was one item about Kenneth's first tour that he left out of his account. Miss McCague<br />

had a carriage, with a carriage boy to drive it. One day he deposited a large basket at Margaret's feet.<br />

It was tightly covered and padlocked and addressed to her in Kenneth's handwriting. She had no idea<br />

what it was, and could not see into it, but then she heard a plaintive mewing and knew in a flash that<br />

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Kenneth had at last managed to get a Siamese cat. When they had arrived in Siam, one of the first<br />

things Margaret had looked for was Siamese cats. There weren't any in Bangkok. She was assured<br />

by all the Siamese that to them the cats she referred to were QRW Siamese cats. They were<br />

Cambodian. Kenneth had been looking for a Siamese cat for months, and now he had found one.<br />

Margaret found a big knife and opened the basket. Out walked a half-grown cat. It was a beautiful<br />

thing. The eyes were a bright blue. A letter from Kenneth arrived about a half hour later explaining<br />

about the critter he was sending her. It was "an expensive, fifty-tekal cat in a basket" which a doctor<br />

had given to Kenneth at Ban Na San. It was three months old, a thoroughbred Siamese, still used<br />

milk, also ate rice and fish. He instructed her to buy a collar for it and a chain to secure it in the<br />

house until it started to feel at home.<br />

Kenneth wrote Margaret from Ban Na San that he was going to Ban Na Chi where there were<br />

a lot of people who had heard of his coming and were anticipating it. Thirty years had passed since<br />

E.P. Dunlap had been there, and no one had come since. Kenneth was doing a lot of walking, he<br />

said. He had met an "old saint" in Ban Na San who had been converted by E.P. Dunlap. "There are<br />

many such."<br />

So the cat came. In time, he was given the name "Leander," and he was a marvellous cat. He<br />

went with the Landons to Trang, and they had him for years. He had one characteristic Margaret has<br />

never seen in another cat. One of their endless problems was the insects. They sometimes called the<br />

house "the Bug House." One of the most obnoxious bugs was a cockroach that was an inch and a<br />

half to two inches long. These cockroaches were very destructive, and they had a horrible smell. If<br />

they got into a drawer, as they did once with Margaret's finest lace table mats, they would eat them<br />

straight through. Margaret hated those cockroaches above all the other insects. And Leander would<br />

kill them. He wouldn't eat them, but he would hunt them with delight and kill them.<br />

Kenneth tells us that they gave the cat the name "Leander" after he "swam the Hellespont."<br />

One day, Leander disappeared. This was at Trang. On their compound in Trang, there were<br />

numerous deep wells. It had once been a pepper estate, and there were all these wells for watering<br />

the pepper trees. Margaret objects that surely she would have named Leander before that—a full year<br />

after they got him. But Kenneth suspects he had another name that first year. In any case, he<br />

disappeared in Trang for over a week, and the Landons couldn't imagine what had happened to him.<br />

They feared someone had stolen him. Kenneth was all dressed up in a white suit Sunday morning,<br />

ready to go to church, when someone came running to the house from the rubber garden saying he<br />

had heard a cat crying and had traced it to a well at the back of their compound. It was a big<br />

compound, like a football field. Kenneth speculates that Leander had jumped at something, that the<br />

well was overgrown, and that the cat had gone through and fallen down the well. Kenneth went right<br />

out, white suit and all, and there was Leander. What the animal had done was scratch the side of the<br />

well and brought down enough dirt so that he had something to squat on. The water wasn't very deep<br />

or he wouldn't have been able to do this.<br />

Kenneth went for a rope and a basket, which he let down for the cat to get into. But Leander<br />

was too weak to get into the basket. He just meowed and looked at Kenneth. So then Kenneth took<br />

off his coat, tied the rope around a tree, went down the well himself, put the cat in the basket, climbed<br />

out, and pulled the cat out of the well. By this time, Kenneth's white pants were a disaster. Leander<br />

was simply fur and bones. There was no flesh left on him. He was so weak that he couldn't swallow.<br />

Margaret took some milk, diluted it with water, and used a medicine dropper to squirt the liquid down<br />

the cat's throat. She wrapped him up to keep him warm. She did that every half hour the rest of the<br />

day, gradually increasing the quantity of milk. By the end of the day, Leander would lick. At first,<br />

he had been too weak even to do that. She continued the routine through the next day until he was<br />

able to get up on his feet and move around. And then began to give him solid food.<br />

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Leander never regained his full, healthy appearance. He always looked emaciated, gaunt.<br />

And yet he was powerful. He regained his strength. So Kenneth called him "Leander" because he<br />

had swum the Hellespont.<br />

After that, whenever Kenneth went on a trip and then returned, Leander had a routine he<br />

followed. Kenneth would clean up at the well, taking off all his clothes, because he would be filthy.<br />

He would enter the house in a bathing cloth and take a full bath before putting on some fresh clothes.<br />

Then he would go to sit on the verandah, and at this point, Leander would come walking by. He<br />

would go right on by, then turn around and walk past Kenneth again and look at him. Then he would<br />

turn around a second time, come back to Kenneth, and just as he got to him, take one paw and whack<br />

Kenneth's pants, claws and all, WHAM! As if to say, "Where have you been?! Where have you<br />

been?!" Then he would sit back and look at Kenneth for a bit, then walk off. A little while later, he<br />

would return, walk up to Kenneth, haul off with one paw and whack his pants again, claws and all,<br />

WHAM! Leander would do this four or five times, welcoming Kenneth home and bawling him out.<br />

"Where have you been?!"<br />

"We were very fond of Leander," Kenneth says, and Margaret concurs.<br />

The sad thing, Margaret says, was that Charlie Hak (SP?) poisoned Leander. He always<br />

swore it was an accident, but Margaret did not believe him. Charlie lived in a little house at the back<br />

of the compound. Leander was four or five at the time. The Landons don't know what he used. He<br />

claimed to have put the poison out for something else and that it was a mistake.<br />

5<br />

53:11 Margaret was responsible for running the house. She had the Eckels' coolie, now that they<br />

had gone. (The Snyders moved into the Eckels' house across from McDaniels'. The Eckels had been<br />

in Nakhon for a long time and had provided continuity as other missionaries came and went.)<br />

Margaret had an unpleasant experience with the coolie in her first month. Everyone had warned her<br />

that she would have trouble if she took on the servants who had worked for the Eckels. The coolie<br />

was lazy, and he had been working for these two elderly people who asked little of him. Now he was<br />

working for a woman who was responsible for the care of a house in which there was a baby, Peggy,<br />

a schoolmistress, Miss McCague, and a school. He flatly refused to do Miss McCague's washing or<br />

to do any work for the school without a raise. Margaret had just finished feeding the baby one<br />

morning when Miss McCague said, "Li (SP?) is coming to see you." He flung open the back door<br />

and stood there like a storm cloud. He had worked himself up into a terrible anger. He threw out an<br />

ultimatum, with a few ugly looks, and Margaret realized immediately that it would be impossible to<br />

have such a person as coolie. But she tried to soothe him in the hope that he would not leave angry.<br />

She had little success and was not sorry to see him go. There was some fear that he might seek<br />

revenge, but he never did. He subsequently started a laundry, at which he charged 15 setangs, about<br />

7 cents, for a coat and a pair of white trousers. Shocking! Margaret had only paid 8 setangs in<br />

Bangkok.<br />

Then Nai Dit came to be the Landons' coolie—he who eventually became their cook and one<br />

day would trap the mongoose in a classic Landon story.<br />

Mr. Snyder was determined that Margaret should play the organ. She didn't want to, but she<br />

had had music lessons, and felt she had to do it. Mr. Snyder had difficulty singing the true tone of the<br />

hymns, so he created a peculiar dissonance. As for the congregation, they tended to "slide downhill"<br />

as the hymn progressed. And Margaret would pedal away and slog through the hymn. She soon<br />

gave up trying to follow either Mr. Snyder or the congregation, "so we all go our own ways and<br />

offend no one." She "tried to stay on top by using the swell steadily and vigorously but sometimes I<br />

make mistakes and then all my good work is lost."<br />

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Another aspect of life in Nakhon was that the insane were not confined. They wandered<br />

about. There was a woman there who was insane, although sometimes she was relatively sane. In<br />

her saner periods, she dressed like a Thai, but in her insane periods, she tried to dress like a foreigner.<br />

She would always come to church services, and she insisted that Margaret was her daughter. Nobody<br />

paid any attention to her. She would wander down to the front, vacantly, looking around. Harmless.<br />

Miss McCague left suddenly for Bangkok, and Margaret found herself alone with the baby.<br />

Miss McCague was intensely uncomfortable with what seemed to be colitis and appendicitis.<br />

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Session #34 continued March 5, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIB380) Margaret continues on Miss McCague and her illness. Dr. McDaniel was away, so<br />

she couldn't go to him. Margaret contemplated the prospect of having to take over the school, which<br />

had sixty day students and thirty boarders. "I despise teaching school and wouldn't unless I had to."<br />

Mrs. Snyder had run the school for years, of course, so she would probably be the one to step in.<br />

Nai Dit came. He knew how to wash and iron men's white suits. He was "a grand scrubber,"<br />

and gave the house a thorough cleaning, even to cleaning out all the cobwebs without being told.<br />

Miss McCague's horse ran away, right out the front gate. The coolie had quite a job getting it<br />

back.<br />

Margaret's cook made mangosteen (SP?) jam, which was just delicious. It was Margaret's<br />

first acquaintance with it. It was made from a dark red fruit.<br />

Margaret also had a washwoman who was paid 25 cents a day.<br />

The Snyders had a number of coconut trees at their house, and one day Margaret saw the<br />

coconuts being picked. And a monkey was picking them. The trees were high, and the monkey was<br />

attached to a long rope. He worked away at a coconut until it came free and then tossed it down to<br />

the owner, who stood grunting at the monkey from below. The monkey's pay was one coconut out of<br />

every ten.<br />

September 12, Margaret wrote that her twenty-fifth birthday had come and gone, quietly. She<br />

had not had a cake, but she KDG treated herself to a bar of chocolate in honor of the occasion.<br />

Dr. and Mrs. McDaniel and Miss McCague returned in mid-September. Miss McCague did<br />

not look well, but she took over the school again. Margaret was happy to turn over her small part in<br />

the work. "I wish I liked school work, but I don't."<br />

One Friday night, during Kenneth's evangelistic tour, he had just finished preaching at a street<br />

meeting when a young Chinese man approached him and spoke to him in excellent English. He said<br />

that he was a Christian, that his father had been a Methodist minister in China, and that he had about<br />

thirty coolies on a rubber plantation nearby who were Christians. He wanted someone to come down<br />

and preach to them. Mr. Snyder could not go, but Kenneth was delighted and went without<br />

hesitation. He preached in English, and the young plantation owner, a Mr. Feng, translated for him.<br />

Kenneth learned that he was a graduate of Cornell University and an electrical and civil engineer.<br />

Mr. Feng had set up his establishment in "Sittiawan" (SP?). The British had moved down an<br />

entire village of Chinese from China to "Sittiawan" to work on a rubber plantation. Kenneth's first<br />

encounter with him was interesting. He came to hear Kenneth preach, even though he himself did not<br />

speak Thai. Only a few words. When he came up to Kenneth, he spoke in English, of course, and<br />

Kenneth replied in Thai. Mr. Feng explained very gently that he didn't speak Thai and would like to<br />

speak in English. "Wonderful man." The plantation was brand new.<br />

Peggy's first birthday. She had six teeth. Margaret and Kenneth made a cake the night before<br />

her birthday, an eight-egg angel food cake. Eggs were cheap there, a little more than a cent apiece.<br />

They were also small. Margaret got along well with the Snyders and had invited them to the<br />

celebration. She allowed Peggy to stay up until they came, and then Kenneth carried her in to see her<br />

one candle lighted before she was tucked into bed—a figurative phrase since she refused to have a<br />

single cover over her. Dinner was soup, fried chicken, scalloped tomatoes, beans, salad, ice cream,<br />

cake, and coffee. Mrs. Snyder had made an adorable dress for Peggy. She had been a dressmaker,<br />

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and she had brought some dimity from home with little ducks on it. She made a simple dress with<br />

underwaist and bloomers that looked very cute on Peggy. Mr. Snyder gave Peggy a little silver<br />

bracelet. And Miss McCague gave her a long string of colored wooden beads. Kenneth and<br />

Margaret gave her two little wooden dolls, and a black, jointed cat, as well as a small gold chain.<br />

Peggy weighed twenty-one pounds at that time.<br />

Margaret returns to the Fengs, and Kenneth tells the story again [because Kip has been away<br />

from the table on some errand]. Mr. Feng invited the Landons to come and visit him in "Sittiawan,"<br />

which they later did. They had Methodist missionary friends there, Douglas and Polly Coole (SP?).<br />

Later on, they once spent a month with them up in the mountains. Feng was a very enlightened man.<br />

The British needed labor to work the rubber estates, and they would bring whole villages from<br />

China—where starvation had set in; that's what they looked for—men, women, children, and<br />

preacher too. They would bring them down on a ship and settle them and underwrite their settlement<br />

for seven years. It took seven years to grow rubber trees until you could cut them and begin making<br />

rubber. Only then could the Chinese settlers begin earning. The British allowed them to grow<br />

vegetables. Rubber was alien to them, and they only grew it because that was the agreement. They<br />

grew peanuts in between the rows, and raised chickens. They could feed themselves. Also bananas.<br />

At the end of seven years, they would go off the payroll of the British and then would have to begin<br />

paying back the money that had supported them. It was a very successful operation, at least the one<br />

Kenneth knew about. It was the basic establishment for the city of "Sittiawan." What Mr. Feng was<br />

doing was a "split off" from that. His family had made so much money in "Sittiawan" that now he<br />

was following the British pattern, doing the same thing himself, underwriting a village from China<br />

which after seven years would begin supporting itself and paying him back.<br />

The rubber trees had their origins in Brazil, where it was against the law to export the seeds.<br />

They had a monopoly. But some Englishman managed to get six seeds into his pajama pocket, and<br />

took them to Kew Gardens in England, where they grew them. When they had seeds from the rubber<br />

trees at Kew, they took them out and planted them with an eye to establishing rubber plantations.<br />

The Landons saw two of the original trees, one at "Sittiawan" and one near Malacca, in Malaysia.<br />

However, when they finally had seeds to distribute, they found that they could not find anyone in<br />

Malaya to grow them. That was what led to their bringing the Chinese villages down.<br />

Margaret digresses to tell of a luncheon party many years later in Washington, D.C., at which<br />

a British woman was being very superior about the problems of the U.S., particularly with the black<br />

minority and civil rights. "Well, I didn't like that," she says, and responded. She said that the U.S.<br />

problems grew out of the fact that the U.S. was originally a British colony to which the British had<br />

imported slaves to do the work on the plantations, not wanting, naturally, to do the work themselves.<br />

She told how the parallel to that in Malaya had made it vivid to her, as the British had gone up into<br />

China and brought whole villages down to work the rubber plantations. Once again, the British did<br />

not want to do the work themselves. They wished to run a plantation, for which they needed lots of<br />

cheap labor. The thing about the Chinese was that they were a hard-working people, and by the time<br />

the rubber trees were grown and ready to be tapped, rubber was at a premium price. They had a<br />

golden opportunity, and in one generation they were no longer what amounted to indentured labor.<br />

They were free, and in some cases rich. They were moving out on their own. Then the British had a<br />

problem what to do with their rubber gardens. So they went to India, to impoverished places, just as<br />

they had gone to China, and brought over hundreds of indentured servants to continue the process.<br />

This was the British pattern wherever they went. The British lady at the party didn't like this at all.<br />

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19:23 Peggy learned to walk. A great development.<br />

The cook ran off, the cook Miss McCague had hired. He eloped with a girl who was the<br />

daughter of the school cook, leaving his wife and three tiny children. This sort of thing was a<br />

constant problem, Margaret says, trying to run an establishment with inadequate help. Margaret did<br />

nearly all the cooking for a week, and it seemed to go well. "I thought I walked ten miles in a day,"<br />

she says. The kitchen was out behind the house. Nai Dit then became the cook, promoted from<br />

coolie.<br />

Margaret tells of Kenneth's adventure with the cook who insisted on preparing crab, which<br />

Kenneth did not dare eat. Kenneth gave it back to the cook, so the cook ate it. And liked it! In a few<br />

days crab appeared again, and Kenneth dared not eat it, and so the cook ate it. And liked it again!<br />

[He had a good thing going.] On the third go-round, Kenneth threw the bowl of food at the cook to<br />

make his point concerning crab. "He is a good shot, and the cook had to go and wash his clothes and<br />

take a bath." From then on, there was no more crab. This was in October, apparently on Kenneth's<br />

third tour.<br />

One night, Kenneth woke suddenly in the middle of the night and heard two men talking<br />

about him as they walked by the house. It was a very clear night, and still, so that he heard their<br />

voices for some time. One had been to the house and had been impressed. He told the other that<br />

Kenneth was glad to have people come and listen, and then explained the way of salvation as<br />

Kenneth had told it, concluding that he didn't believe it. It was too easy. And yet, it might be true.<br />

So he was urging all his friends to go and listen, because if it was true, they ought to know.<br />

Bill was born November 26. Margaret comments that this second pregnancy was much easier<br />

than the first. She was well through the whole of it, though often tired. She never lost a meal.<br />

Margaret weighed about 120 pounds at that time. She tells us that she had dysentery shortly after<br />

Peggy was born and that this had affected her weight.<br />

Kenneth had a tailor make five new dresses for Margaret, of different voiles and one FUHSH GH<br />

FKLQH, and they were all "very snappy looking." He also planned to have a silk evening dress made<br />

for her. He had ordered some nice shoes for her from Adelle, and had had a pair of snakeskin shoes<br />

made for her. "You were very, very generous," Margaret says. The clothes meant a lot to her.<br />

Miss Christiansen delivered Bill. The baby was due November 4, so Margaret and Kenneth<br />

traveled up to Bangkok at the end of October. At Dr. McDaniel's hospital, there were no nurses. The<br />

families did the nursing. This was a consideration in the decision to go to Bangkok for the delivery<br />

of the baby. In fact, Dr. McDaniel was away from Nakhon, in Bangkok for mission meeting, when<br />

Bill was born. By this time, the Seigles had left the house on the Press Compound. So there the<br />

Landons were, well in time for the due date. And then the baby didn't come and didn't come, until<br />

finally he came November 26. Margaret was conscious when he was born. William Bradley Landon,<br />

nicknamed "Bill."<br />

3<br />

30:52 Margaret tells us that recently she was talking to Margaretta Wells on the telephone about<br />

the dinner she gave June 18, 1928, when she and Margaret and Julia Horst all wore their wedding<br />

dresses. Miss Galt (SP?) was there also. Margaretta remembered it very well. Miss Galt was a<br />

middle-aged woman, heavyset, not pretty, but very kind and well liked by the boys at the Bangkok<br />

Christian <strong>College</strong>, where she taught. She lived in a house there. Margaretta wanted to invite her, but<br />

she had never been married. And Margaretta, in her typical graciousness, urged her to come and with<br />

a touch of humor said that she would be the bridesmaid for the rest of them. Which charmed Miss<br />

Galt, who had a wonderful time. Otherwise, she might have felt a little "out of it."<br />

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The mission meeting began on Thanksgiving. Something surprising usually happened on the<br />

first day of each meeting, and this time it was the Landons' transfer from Nakhon to Trang. Margaret<br />

was completely surprised, having believed they had gone to Nakhon to stay. Trang was about five<br />

hours' travel from Nakhon, on the other side of the peninsula.<br />

Kenneth was elected recording clerk or secretary of the annual mission meeting, a hard job.<br />

Margaret could not go because it was just when "Billy" was born. Every motion had to be numbered<br />

and filed as it was made and a most complete record kept. The meeting ran five or six days. Kenneth<br />

says he has no memory of this. In the midst of this ordeal, he took his third-year language exam. [So,<br />

in fact, he did three years of Thai language study in a year and four a half months.]<br />

Kenneth shows us pictures of "Billy Boy" and Margaret in bed, and another of him "with a<br />

kid on each arm."<br />

Another British couple in Bangkok was the Rev. and Mrs. Cecil Norwood, and Mrs. Norwood<br />

was expecting a baby about the time Bill was born. She arrived two days after Margaret and was a<br />

patient of Dr. Theobald, who had prescribed quinine and castor oil to induce labor. The poor woman<br />

had sixty grains of quinine and two ounces of castor oil, but there was no effect at all. She was a<br />

large woman. "Fat!" says Kenneth. There was nothing wrong with her, but the doctor did not want<br />

the baby to get too big, so he kept dosing her up with quinine and castor oil. Margaret made up her<br />

mind that she would rather have a huge baby rather than go through all that, and she got her wish.<br />

Bill weighed nearly ten pounds. Mrs. Norwood's labor finally did start on Sunday, but it was very,<br />

very slow, running over several days. At about two a.m. Tuesday morning, Margaret was awakened<br />

by the sound of the opening of her door. The light from the hall lit up the form of Mrs. Norwood,<br />

who was still in labor. Much to Margaret's surprise, given the fact that Mrs. Norwood was a very<br />

reserved Englishwoman who never came in without a polite knock and an inquiry as to whether it<br />

was convenient, Mrs. Norwood came in without a word. Margaret asked her how she felt, and she<br />

replied quite intelligently, and began walking about the room. When a pain seized her, she clutched<br />

the railing until it was over. She kept walking about and mumbling to herself, sometimes sitting<br />

down on a chair, and sometimes sitting on Margaret's bed. Then she suddenly started to climb up on<br />

the bed, which was high, but was unable to make it. So she made her way around to the other side of<br />

the bed, where there was a stool, and climbed up, at which point Margaret hastily exited out the other<br />

side. Margaret sat on a stool, pulled a comforter around her, and just shook with laughter. She<br />

understood that Mrs. Norwood was sleep-walking.<br />

The woman had had two injections of a sleep-inducing drug, and was unable to fully awaken.<br />

The staff managed to get her back to her own room, and the next morning, when she woke up, she<br />

remarked on what a good night's rest she'd had. Her baby was born that Tuesday morning.<br />

The Landons did not move to Trang until March, 1929.<br />

Session #35 March 12, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

4<br />

40:54 Kenneth recites a bit of poetry from his youth in Meadville. "I asked my girl to marry me<br />

last night, and she told me to go to father. Now she knew that I knew her father was dead. She knew<br />

that I knew the life he had led. She knew that I knew what she meant when she said, 'Go to father!'"<br />

Kenneth refers to Margaret as "the Great Punctuation Queen," who is not with us at the<br />

moment. She subsequently joins us.<br />

The address they used in Nakhon was "Sri Tammarat, Malay Peninsula via Pinang." They<br />

received their mail faster than if it went to Bangkok first.<br />

Kenneth shipped his car down to Nakhon by the Steamship Suddhadib, because it was over<br />

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150 tekals cheaper than by train. According to his letter of the time, the steamship landed its cargo<br />

on a small, lighter boat ten miles at sea! The Chinese man with whom he had shipped the car tried to<br />

cheat him at Nakhon, telling a story about difficulties because of weather, but Kenneth refused to pay<br />

the additional money he demanded. He describes his ordeal in the sun and the terrible burn he got<br />

that day.<br />

Margaret talks about the five-gallon Standard Oil Company cans they bought their gasoline<br />

in. Once these had been used, people would clean them up and use them for all sorts of things, all<br />

over that part of the world.<br />

A gallon of gas went a good way in those days. It was just about impossible to drive faster<br />

than thirty miles an hour. You were always in competition with water buffaloes, people who walked<br />

right down the middle of the road, and so on. Margaret feared that one day, if she were not careful,<br />

she might hit someone or something, and indeed, one day, she came very close, just missing a woman<br />

but hitting the large basket she was carrying on her back.<br />

About the lowest temperature they ever saw in Thailand was eighty degrees during the day. It<br />

was normally in the nineties or above.<br />

Kenneth tells of his preaching in English to the other missionaries in Bangkok, when he and<br />

Margaret went north for Bill's birth, challenging the missionaries for their lack of zeal. He felt many<br />

of them were living too soft a life. Needless to say, the response to this wasn't enthusiastic. Kenneth<br />

was surprised how difficult it was for him to preach in English now. He had lost the flow of words.<br />

He had become used to preaching in Thai all the time, perhaps ten to fifteen times a day, a half hour<br />

at a time.<br />

5<br />

49:14 Christmas, 1928. All the missionary kids met at Seigles for a Christmas party, and they all<br />

received a present. Margaret and Kenneth went to a dinner party with the Theobalds. One of Peggy's<br />

gifts was a toy dog named Caesar. Margaret tells of the box of candy that came, having melted in the<br />

heat, flowed together, then rehardened. Margaret labored long and hard separating the precious<br />

pieces of candy from each other. She talks about how remarkable it was for the Theobalds to take up<br />

the Landons as friends. Dr. Theobald's father and mother came for the holidays. They had conducted<br />

a school in India for many years. Ed Stanton, who was later the American ambassador to Thailand,<br />

attended that school. Miss Helen McCague went to Moody Bible Institute in Chicago. Margaret says<br />

here that, when Miss McCague went to Bangkok because of illness, she was ultimately operated on<br />

for appendicitis. She went up to Bangkok a second time with a young girl from the school who was<br />

going blind; a thirteen-year-old girl who had been very lively but became deeply depressed because<br />

of her eyes. Margaret does not know how that came out. When Miss McCague's furlough came, to<br />

everyone's surprise, she resigned and married a miner named Taggart (SP?), a bushy-eyed, homely<br />

Australian. Everyone called him Tag. They had one child named Marian who later married the<br />

brother of a girl Kip Landon knew growing up, Ellen Gay. Small world. Helen and Tag came to this<br />

country and ran a motel, and once came up to Washington to visit the Landons. [That section of our<br />

oral history was just like that paragraph!]<br />

The school Miss McCague was running had a Thai head teacher, as the law required, named<br />

Kru Pakai. She had been the ward or protégée of Mrs. George Bradley McFarland. "Now I have to<br />

go back in mission history there." The first McFarlands, the Rev. Samuel Gamble McFarland and his<br />

wife, came out in the 1860's, perhaps even before. They established the first out-station in Thailand.<br />

Originally, no foreigners were allowed to travel out of Bangkok. They had to have a permit.<br />

Ultimately, though, the mission was permitted to open a station at Petchaburi, some miles south of<br />

Bangkok [Phet Buri?], and at Chiang Mai, several hundred miles to the north, and the McFarlands<br />

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opened the station at Petchaburi. The McFarlands had several children, William Hays McFarland,<br />

George Bradley McFarland, Edward McFarland, and Mary McFarland. Edward invented the<br />

Siamese typewriter. They were all bright. George studied dentistry in the West and came back to be<br />

the first true dentist in Siam. George and his wife had no children. She was a very lovely person.<br />

Everyone who remembered her spoke highly of her. Ultimately, she became ill with a terminal<br />

illness and began to decline. Miss Johanna Christiansen became a close friend of Margaret's. She<br />

delivered Bill and Carol. Margaret tells us about her and her clinic. She took care of the first Mrs.<br />

McFarland during her final illness. At that time, at the Wang Lang school, among the teachers was a<br />

young woman named Bertha Blount. Miss Christiansen had nothing but contempt for her because—<br />

[continued in next hour]<br />

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Session #35 continued March 12, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIB815) Margaret continues on Bertha Blount. Miss Christiansen told Margaret that Bertha<br />

pursued Dr. McFarland even while his wife was dying, something she found contemptible. Dr.<br />

McFarland would like to have married a younger missionary, Miss Alice Schaefer (SP?), because he<br />

still hoped for children. But she turned him down. So he married Bertha Blount, finally. She<br />

immediately left the Wang Lang school, where she had worked under Edna Cole—a "truly great<br />

person, who actually PDGH women's education in Siam and really changed the country, because if<br />

you change the women, you change the country too." Miss Cole had left the country about 1923, and<br />

really, Bertha Blount drove her out. She wanted to be number one. Margaret doesn't know all her<br />

tactics. "There were good things about her, but I didn't like her." She was very able in many ways.<br />

The McFarlands had a beautiful home. "But I never could like her. She was one of those ambitious<br />

people, with a kind of cackling laugh. . . ."<br />

There was a young woman named Pakai who apparently had been a graduate of Wang Lang,<br />

and she had fallen in love with a government official who was married and had a child by him. He<br />

would not divorce his wife to marry her, and she had no intention of being a lesser wife, which she<br />

could have been in that polygamous society. So she went into his office to kill him. Margaret thinks<br />

she took a knife, and attacked him, but did not succeed in killing him. She was arrested, of course.<br />

Mrs. McFarland set out to rehabilitate her, and claimed she had done so.<br />

The Thai government had passed a law making it illegal for a foreigner to be the head of a<br />

school, a law not aimed at the mission schools but rather at the Chinese schools which wanted to<br />

teach only Chinese and were loyal to China more than to Siam. Up to that time, the children of<br />

Chinese, often of Siamese mothers, were quickly absorbed into Thai society. By the second<br />

generation, they called themselves Thai. But as soon as the Chinese schools started to be set up all<br />

over the country, with Chinese teachers, the Thai government found itself with a problem it had to<br />

solve, that is, a large group of children growing up in its midst with a primary loyalty to a foreign<br />

nation. The government solved this problem by passing a series of laws, one of which required that<br />

the head teacher—not the headmistress, but the head teacher—had to be a Thai. The one in charge of<br />

the school, that is, the administrator, could be a foreigner. But the one in charge of the education had<br />

to be Thai. The other thing they did was to require a certain number of hours of Thai language study,<br />

and the children had to take the Thai government examination. It was all very wise, and the<br />

missionary schools were glad to do this.<br />

So Miss McCague found that she needed a Thai head teacher, and Pakai was sent down with<br />

Mrs. McFarland's approval to fill the position. Pakai had a son and brought him with her, whom she<br />

called Issarat (SP?), meaning "freedom." Margaret met Pakai and knew her there in Nakhon.<br />

Margaret tells how she and Kenneth, without warning, were suddenly transferred to Trang,<br />

because it had been decided to send the people who were in Trang at the time up to a northern<br />

mission.<br />

The Landons returned to Nakhon in January and stayed there until March 6, when Margaret<br />

moved to Trang. So Margaret had ample opportunity to form an opinion of Pakai, who was teaching<br />

in the school on the first floor of the house in which Margaret was living. "And I did not like that<br />

girl. Rather, put it this way: I didn't trust her. But I never thought I would have to cope with her."<br />

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Later on, as it turned out, Pakai was foisted off on Margaret in Trang.<br />

When Margaret came home on furlough in 1931, she studied at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> under a<br />

professor of education, taking three courses under him. One was on the teaching of reading because<br />

she wanted to be able to teach her own children, which she knew she was going to have to do.<br />

While Margaret was still lying in bed in March, 1933, after Carol was born in Bangkok, "I<br />

was absolutely rocked" when she was suddenly informed that she was being put in charge of the<br />

"Anokul Safri" School in Trang, without any consultation. Here she was with two young children to<br />

teach, and a new baby. And then she was told that Pakai was being sent down as her head teacher. In<br />

other words, Margaret was being put in charge because she wouldn't get in Pakai's way. Pakai was to<br />

be given a free hand.<br />

Kenneth comments that what ensued was one of the most dramatic episodes in Margaret's life.<br />

"It's an incredible tale," he says, "almost unbelievable." But that was later.<br />

2<br />

10:08 Kenneth wrote home, "My aim with Margaret now is to get her to doing things outside of her<br />

home. I think the treadmill life of running a home is the most menial, stultifying atmosphere that one<br />

can encounter. A mother cannot raise her mental life above that of her children if all her interest is<br />

laid there. I think that is why the modern revolt of women to enter business as well as to have a<br />

family [sic]. Personally, I think it will be a failure for a woman to be a real mother and to run a<br />

business too for one is bound to suffer. But being a mother does not preclude outside interests.<br />

Therein lies my plan for Margaret. She has a keen mind, and a careful one, and I think it is a shame<br />

if it lies dormant. So I'm going to be the little needle to prick her into mental curiosity over things<br />

and perhaps get her to writing again as she used to do. There are innumerable fields for research out<br />

here in her spare time that would cost her nothing but the mental effort and perhaps would repay her<br />

royally if she could organize it properly and popularly." The Kenneth of today marvels over this<br />

prophetic paragraph. "This is an incredible paragraph! 'Repay her royally if she could organize it<br />

properly and popularly.' Here I was in January of '28 already thinking of Margaret and her wonderful<br />

mind and how to engage it in something or other there."<br />

Margaret on the Theobalds and Norwoods, the first English people she had ever known. They<br />

were all charming, both couples. "The men all make stiff little bows from the hips when introduced.<br />

Their voices are beautifully modulated, and their choice of words so precise. Everything that they do<br />

seems to be so exquisitely the proper thing to do at the moment. And in spite of what would be<br />

stiffness in an American, they manage to have the best time." Dr. Theobald was continually teasing<br />

Mr. Norwood, calling him a Papist and a Romanist and a High Churchman, none of which he was. It<br />

was a great joke between them. Margaret said she was having a wonderful experience in Siam<br />

getting to know people from other countries.<br />

Irene Bradley, the daughter of one of the earliest missionaries to Siam, had never been out of<br />

Siam since she was born. Margaret had not met her, but had heard a great deal about her. She lived<br />

in Bangkok on the other side of the river, the side that was "entirely native," and she had not been<br />

across the river in thirty years. She had never seen a motorcar. She was brilliant, read Greek and<br />

Hebrew fluidly, even spoke them.<br />

Gaylord Knox and his wife were the missionaries presently in Trang who would be going<br />

north, at which time the Landons would move from Nakhon to Trang.<br />

January 10, Margaret wrote of visiting the prison. The car had just been overhauled by a<br />

young Siamese who was an excellent mechanic. The prison was a mile from the Landon house, in<br />

the main part of town, and was the first thing just beyond the old city wall. The wall must have been<br />

massive enough to drive chariots on top of it long ago, but now was only a crumbling, overgrown<br />

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ruin. Inside the prison was like a little city with dormitories where the men slept. A parade ground<br />

where they were counted every night. A grassy lawn where they took their "airings," "drank the air,"<br />

as the Siamese say. And open workshops, where the prisoners worked on chairs and carvings,<br />

baskets, tables, and so on. The prisoners also did all the work on the local roads. They also worked<br />

in some of the officials' homes. Margaret bought some wastebaskets. Kenneth became entranced<br />

with a box of black wood inlaid with mother of pearl, and he ordered one when it was completed.<br />

"It's a good thing we are poor or Kenneth would buy out Siam."<br />

3<br />

16:36 Peggy had become fascinated with shoes lately and was working on putting them on. At<br />

first, she tried them backwards and upside down, but now she was getting it right. She was also<br />

trying to put on stockings, and sometimes her nightgown.<br />

Margaret started driving the car again, the first time in two years. It came right back, but she<br />

knew she was going to have to be especially cautious. "Sometimes there are obstructions, like a herd<br />

of water buffalo." Margaret was afraid of them because they were like bulls, with horns like scythes.<br />

One came crashing into their yard before they went to Bangkok, crashing through the barbwire fence<br />

as if it were paper.<br />

One day Kenneth saw Margaret coming home in what seemed like a crazy rush, and he<br />

cautioned her, "Margaret, you've got to be careful the way you drive. You came in through that gate<br />

like a rabbit going into a hole." And she looked at him and said, "Why Kenneth, I drive just the way<br />

you do."<br />

Mrs. Lucius Bulkley, who was at Trang, invited the Landons to come over because the King<br />

and Queen were coming down. But Kenneth was about to go on a tour, so they didn't go.<br />

Kenneth in a letter describes his dress when on tour. He was at Ban Don at the time. He<br />

looked like a big game hunter, wearing jungle boots up to the knee, then a pair of riding pants, a<br />

khaki shirt rolled up to the elbow, neck open, and a khaki-colored topi. He tells us he didn't use that<br />

outfit for very long. He rarely saw game in his travels, though, only people. He expected that by the<br />

time he ended his stay in Ban Don, there would be no home in that section of the country that did not<br />

have a copy of the Gospel of Luke. He had been preaching in the marketplace three times a day, with<br />

crowds of anywhere from fifteen to two hundred and fifty. At night he competed with movies, and as<br />

they liked to hear him sing, he got a good crowd each night. He would preach ten or twenty minutes,<br />

then sing a song, then repeat. If they didn't follow along, he would just give them a chorus. He had a<br />

big loud voice, and very penetrating. He held double services every night, starting in Siamese. A<br />

friend from the island of Samui, Ah Ti, spoke in Chinese, and preached with real fire. Kenneth<br />

closed in Siamese. Ah Ti owned a coconut grove, and preached when he had the opportunity.<br />

Kenneth spent quite a bit of time in a swamp in the Ban Don area, very much like the Florida<br />

everglades, overrun with serpentine canals in whose maze he would have been helpless on his own.<br />

About 30,000 people lived there, though Kenneth rarely saw a house. He got his Gospels to the<br />

homes by the expedient of giving them to the head man in the district, who in turn passed them to the<br />

village chiefs. He would go to the one house and through it reach perhaps 500 homes. In areas like<br />

this, there were people who had never seen a white man.<br />

Margaret speaks of sending Kenneth off on that tour in late January. He went on a train at<br />

5:40 in the morning. She had a little oil stove in the kitchen, in addition to the regular stove, so she<br />

could make Kenneth a breakfast. The watchman would come in each morning to start the regular<br />

stove. It was pitch dark when Kenneth went. His baggage was already at the station. They drove the<br />

car into town, but they didn't have any lights, just Margaret's small flashlight. The headlights were<br />

defective. The fear was that the two of them would be stopped by the police. It was a challenge for<br />

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Margaret to drive back through those country roads in the darkness, with only her flashlight. She was<br />

very relieved when she made it back home.<br />

4<br />

22:26 Margaret was trying to train Nai Dit to cook. She had to watch him constantly to keep the<br />

kitchen clean. He tended to horde old tin cans. Trash would accumulate. Margaret describes how<br />

Nai Dit made mashed potatoes. His way took hours and produced a somewhat dry, lumpy result. But<br />

he was improving. He could make good chicken gravy. And corn starch pudding.<br />

Margaret had a little girl who helped care for the children, she says.<br />

Dr. McDaniel shot mangy dogs and cats for the Landons. In that Buddhist country, where the<br />

taking of life was considered a sin, there were even women who would buy cracked eggs, because<br />

there was no life in a cracked egg. With that attitude, the town was overrun with dogs that had never<br />

been taken care of, had no owners, were just disease-ridden. There was a girl at the school who was<br />

bitten by a dog, a little girl. The dog was still there, savage, snarling, but not apparently rabid. The<br />

cook killed the dog with a club. The servants took the girl off to the hospital. Dr. McDaniel was out<br />

of town to see the King. Dr. Chuan (SP?) at the hospital treated the bite. Ultimately, her parents took<br />

the girl to Sengora to get the rabies shots, a painful ordeal and very expensive for them.<br />

That galvanized Dr. McDaniel, and he came up and shot three cats and two dogs. Two new<br />

dogs arrived a day or two later. It was a constant worry, with all the school children about, and of<br />

course the Landons' own.<br />

Kru Tim, a teacher at the school, went insane the week before the Landons came down from<br />

Bangkok. She left the school, but recently she had returned, claiming she was well and asking to<br />

teach at the school again. She hired taxis and drove all over town. She began following some of the<br />

young men about. The Landons heard rumors that a man named Nai Nong (SP?), an evangelist, was<br />

having an affair with Kru Tim, and Kenneth warned him about this. He actually toured with<br />

Kenneth. Kru Tim's father came to take her home again, but she refused to go home with him. She<br />

said that Nai Nong had asked her hand in marriage, and she had consented, with the approval of the<br />

Landons and Miss McCague. It was a great concern. Nai Nong denied any engagement with Kru<br />

Tim. Margaret and Miss McCague went to see the father and told him the truth of the situation, but<br />

he was unable to do anything. Kenneth ended up dismissing Nai Nong and sending him back to<br />

Bangkok, putting an end to that aspect of things. The Landons cannot recall what finally became of<br />

Kru Tim.<br />

Miss McCague had gone to Trang and been presented to the King and Queen, and she had set<br />

the tea table for them. Had a lovely time.<br />

5<br />

31:31 The Landons had a new washwoman, and the coolie was threatening to leave. Endless<br />

problems with servants, who came and went.<br />

Kenneth wrote his parents while riding on an outboard motorboat, with about 2000 Gospels<br />

surrounding him, hunting for the district government man. He had preached to a very large crowd the<br />

night before, in the city square. He hung up a picture on the traffic post in the center of the square.<br />

The crowd started coming, and he started to sing a hymn. Then people came running from all<br />

directions. He stood up on the cement base of the traffic sign, with the stop and go flashing above<br />

him, and soon had a sea of people before him wondering what it was all about. He preached for<br />

about an hour, laying out the Gospel. He handed out Gospels of Luke in great profusion after the<br />

service.<br />

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were failing. Dr. McDaniel felt that one of the eyes needed to be removed, and he sent the girl to<br />

Bangkok for consultation. "I seem fated to be alone," Margaret wrote. On Kenneth's last tour, she<br />

had also been left alone when Miss McCague went up to Bangkok in her illness.<br />

Kenneth wrote February 21 while on tour that it had been six weeks since he had seen<br />

Margaret and the kids, and that it might be two weeks more if his money held out. He had just spent<br />

two days in "the wicked little Sodom Sawi." Hardly a week passed without a murder, and the town<br />

was "lousy" with bad women and men skylarking all over the place. Some town! White ants had<br />

gotten into a box of Scripture portions at the house in Nakhon.<br />

A young man came for Daniel. He had been there before for Acts and Matthew. Margaret<br />

could not find Daniel, but said she would have Kenneth send it. "He is not very well dressed, and he<br />

looks rather stupid, but he is evidently reading the books." The man took a book of sermons by D.L.<br />

Moody instead.<br />

Kenneth spent a week at Chun Pon (SP?) getting Gospel books into some 5000 homes, which<br />

took a lot of walking around and travelling. He was preaching two or three times a day—"preaching<br />

daily in the market in apostolic style, often having huge crowds who stood around for an hour to<br />

listen to me." Margaret comments that it ZDV in the apostolic style. These were simple people. They<br />

would listen as long as Kenneth would stand and talk. He would usually take one of the parables,<br />

some story, because they would listen to a story. And he was good telling a story, in any language.<br />

In Sawi, there were all these prostitutes. So naturally, Kenneth took up the stories of prostitutes in<br />

the Bible. He recalls two prostitutes listening to one of his sermons. At the end, one said to the<br />

other, "Well, you can't get him. He's against it." He tells of another prostitute at Ban Na, months<br />

before. She had read the Gospel, and read Matthew through. He met her again at Ban Don and<br />

talked with her, and she now read Luke through. But she was still a prostitute.<br />

In every family, there was someone who could read, and the people GLG read the material<br />

Kenneth gave them. The reader would read out loud to the family at night.<br />

February 26, Margaret wrote of "Billy," who weighed almost fourteen pounds. "Beautiful<br />

baby, so strong and well formed." He had discovered his feet and was looking at them in<br />

wonderment.<br />

Kenneth returned from his tour. "My strenuous life seems to agree with me." He was tanned<br />

and burned from the sun.<br />

6<br />

42:32 There were in the mission some figures of extraordinary ability, "giants of a kind." Edna<br />

Cole was one. And Dr. James W. McCain was another. He began the work with lepers and built the<br />

first leper asylum, in the north. He was coming to Nakhon, and it was quite an event. In 1922, Dr.<br />

McDaniel had begun to set up an asylum for lepers in the south. The Landons lived just outside<br />

Nakhon, close to the rubber gardens, with a nutmeg garden across the road. The river was a mile and<br />

a half farther out. Out there was a little settlement of lepers. They had only begging as a way of<br />

earning a living. Dr. McDaniel ultimately secured land for his asylum through Prince Damrong. The<br />

Prince was the brother of King Chulalongkorn and the uncle of the reigning king, and was the most<br />

important and the most impressively able and compassionate of the members of the royal family. He<br />

was concerned with many things. And Margaret believes that he helped Dr. McDaniel get a piece of<br />

land outside Nakhon for a leper colony. Margaret visited it many times. McDaniel's asylum never<br />

achieved the beauty of Dr. McCain's in the north. Margaret says that one got to the point that the<br />

lepers were not frightening but were still horrifying in the sense that any human being should be so<br />

mutilated by disease. The noses would be missing. The hands would be partly gone.<br />

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mission meeting. This was a big event, and it was so costly that in fact, it had become a bi-annual<br />

meeting. Kenneth went to three of these during his years in Siam. Margaret remembers going to the<br />

train station to welcome some of the missionaries who were arriving for the meeting, and Bill was<br />

standing there on the platform in his little gray pants and a little red sweater when Dr. McCain<br />

stepped backward and inadvertently knocked Bill absolutely flat. He was terribly sorry, got the child<br />

up, looked him over, and Bill was fine. Then he said to Margaretta, "You know that little boy, if he<br />

ever hears my name, he's just going to remember that Dr. McCain knocked him flat!" Margaret<br />

found this funny, but was also impressed by the quality in the man who said it. She became curious<br />

about the incident recently and wrote Bill to see if he remembered it. Bill wrote back to say he didn't<br />

remember a thing.<br />

In any case, it showed the quality of Dr. McCain, a man with a very large heart.<br />

So, Dr. McCain came. Kenneth was off on a tour. Miss McCague was in Bangkok. Dr. and Mrs.<br />

McDaniel and Dr. McCain were to come and have dinner with Margaret. She made elaborate<br />

preparations. "It lives yet in my memory as one of the most ghastly occasions. . . ." It was February<br />

10. She reads from the letter she wrote the next day. What a saint Dr. McCain was. How he would<br />

get down on his knees and pray with the lepers at his colony. Almost every one of them was a<br />

Christian. There was one old, badly crippled woman who made dippers out of coconuts, which sold<br />

for a few pennies, and Dr. McCain told at the dinner that she had come to him a few days ago with<br />

ten tekals—about $4.50, perhaps the earnings from a year's labor—and asked him to send it to the<br />

neediest place in the world that others might know about Jesus. Another poor soul gave him five<br />

tekals for the same purpose. Dr. McCain himself was a very old man, near retirement. He had a<br />

beautiful spirit.<br />

Margaret had laid out fresh clothes for Peggy so that she would look nice. But Margaret<br />

arrived home to find her in a shirt and diaper. The girl hadn't dressed her. Well, that didn't matter.<br />

But the dinner! Dit had bought a lovely big duck, and then had not cooked it. Instead, he had stewed<br />

up a tiny little chicken that had cost only thirty setangs, and jellied it with rotten eggs. He got the<br />

bread and butter onto the table, but not the jam Margaret had set out when she asked for it. It came<br />

with dessert. Margaret had opened a can of tiny beets that had been sent from Columbus, New<br />

Jersey, and that she had saved as a special treat. Dit didn't serve them at all. She had opened the can,<br />

put them in a pot, on the stove, to be heated. But they never appeared. He had two kinds of native<br />

potatoes that were most unappetizing. One was about the size of a little finger, and was yellow, most<br />

unattractive. Even its name was unattractive in Thai, for it meant "rat dropping"! Margaret asked for<br />

the beets, but even then he didn't bring them. She figured that when her guests went home, they<br />

would have had to find some food to satisfy their hunger. Margaret had never served guests such a<br />

meal.<br />

Margaret was so angry that she said nothing at all to the servants. She had worked so hard to<br />

teach them, and then this. "It was just an agony to me to sit there at the head of this table with Dr.<br />

McCain on my right, Dr. McDaniel on my left. . . ." And this wandering servant coming in, blankfaced,<br />

with perfectly ghastly food. And when she went out afterward, there was all this lovely food<br />

just standing, uneaten. Kenneth comments that Dit was on drugs. He smoked opium. He probably<br />

hadn't had his pipe that day, and he was out of it. Margaret says that over the years, they had two<br />

servants who were on opium, and the other one was very frank about it. He would come and ask<br />

money for his pipe. But Dit didn't want them to know about his addiction. He would just explain his<br />

failures by saying, "My head isn't much good," in Thai.<br />

Margaret was so paralyzed by the awfulness of the meal that she was unable to say anything<br />

to her guests. She wishes she had. They were all very kind, sitting there eating those horrible<br />

potatoes. They each got perhaps one bite of that chicken.<br />

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She was so angry that she dared not speak to anybody. The Thai had a feeling about anger.<br />

She had seen Thai so angry that she thought they would blow up but instead they would continue<br />

absolutely cool in their actions. They had a great contempt for anger, and to show anger meant that<br />

you had lost. If you gave way to the anger, you had lowered yourself. They had many ways of<br />

expressing contempt, but openly showing anger was impossible.<br />

Margaret went into the sleeping porch, where she had a big pile of Saturday Evening Post's<br />

that Muriel Fuller had sent her, and she just read and read and read and read until finally the anger<br />

seeped out.<br />

7<br />

57:09 March 10, Kenneth writes that the family was moving to Trang. Margaret and the kids had<br />

gone ahead, and he was moving the furniture. He was working through the days and sleeping nights<br />

at the hospital, because he couldn't stay in the house alone with Miss McCague. Everything was<br />

crated. He hired two freight cars for his baggage, and one for his car. The freight cars were small.<br />

Trang was something of a port, he said. He said it was headed toward becoming a place of<br />

importance. "Hope so. I like to be where there are a lot of people."<br />

There were endless cultural shocks being in a country so different. Towke Samuin's (SP?)<br />

wife was cremated, and a shop or two was closed at the time. "Towke" was a term for a prosperous<br />

merchant, usually a Chinese, and it was a Chinese word. Towke Samuin was a Christian, but he<br />

never joined the church because he had two wives. In the U.S., of course, a person with two wives<br />

would never be permitted to join a church. But the Towke had the two wives before he became a<br />

Christian. Both had children. He could not put one of them away. He was a well-to-do man at one<br />

time, and he gave much to different Christian institutions, but he was denied the fellowship of the<br />

church because of his two wives.<br />

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Session #35 continued March 12, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIB1430) Margaret continues on the Towke, and on how living in a foreign country<br />

challenged one's basic understanding of things. The Towke's wife was a Buddhist. Margaret saw a<br />

truck decorated with flowers and wreaths standing in front of a store downtown as she was going to<br />

church, and in the afternoon she heard a band playing next door at the temple. There was always an<br />

orchestra or band or theater of some kind in connection with a cremation. She could hear the priests<br />

chanting.<br />

Ma Puim (SP?), the washgirl, had a bad finger, and Margaret took her to the hospital to have<br />

it dressed. She couldn't do the washing, so Ma Yuin (SP?) washed the baby's clothes. Margaret<br />

worried constantly that Peggy or Bill would pick up an infection. One day she found Peggy with the<br />

mouth organ of one of the school pupils, "and most of the children are syphilitic." Another day she<br />

found her with a child's hat, "and lots of the children have fleas." One had to trust God to protect the<br />

children. The servants were no help at all, and Margaret had to watch them. They did not have at all<br />

the same ideas of cleanliness and sanitation that the Westerners did. The doctor told her of a man<br />

who begged a chicken from him which had just been removed from the interior of a dead python.<br />

The man was going to give it to his children. The doctor objected because of its origin, and the man<br />

answered that it wouldn't matter because the children wouldn't know. They sometimes give the<br />

children rats and other such things to eat on the same principle. "I couldn't get over it!" One day<br />

Mrs. Bulkley and Margaret were driving along the road—they had been out at Chong, a beautiful<br />

resort area, and were driving on the road between Phatthalung and Trang—when they saw a man<br />

coming along with a huge, dead lizard. Mrs. Bulkley was curious and stopped to ask him what in the<br />

world he was going to do with the lizard. "You're surely not going to eat that, are you?" "Oh no,<br />

certainly not!" the man replied. "It's for the children." And the Thai loved the children, too.<br />

Margaret wanted Peggy to grow up independent. But the girl who cared for her would carry<br />

her instead of letting her walk. She would dress her instead of letting her dress herself. She would<br />

feed her instead of letting her feed herself. Peggy discovered that all she had to do was break into a<br />

wail, and she would have immediate service. What was Margaret to do? "Let her wail," Kenneth<br />

says. "Well, I would, but Ma Yuin wouldn't."<br />

March 6, 1929, Margaret arrived in Trang. Ma Yuin's family was not her blood family, and<br />

they had not treated her well, so she was happy to go with the Landons. She had probably been given<br />

or sold to her family. "They're still buying children in Bangkok today," Margaret says. She tells us<br />

of a Frances Huntingdon, a friend of hers, who took a round-the-world trip that passed through<br />

Bangkok, perhaps fifteen years before this taping. She was having lunch with a Thai woman in her<br />

home when a beautiful little girl entered the room and knelt beside the hostess. Mrs. Huntingdon<br />

assumed this was a daughter. But the hostess said, "Isn't she charming? My husband bought her for<br />

my birthday." The little girl was a slave.<br />

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Session #36 March 19, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

2<br />

6:30 Kenneth's third tour started January 18, 1929, his last tour from Nakhon. Five days into the<br />

tour, he wrote his parents from Ban Don, a town of ten to fifteen thousand. If he went down the river<br />

an hour, he came to a town called Pha Tang (SP?) with another eight to ten thousand. If he went an<br />

hour out to sea, he came to a place called Kan Janit (SP?), with another fifteen thousand who hunted,<br />

fished, and caught lobsters. Across the river, two hours away, he would come to a network of canals<br />

housing anywhere from forty to fifty thousand people. Houses were very scattered there. Kenneth<br />

flooded the school system with books, Gospels of Luke, and preached in the market two or three<br />

times a day. His larger crowds were at night, because the daytime was too hot. He had double<br />

services every night, in Siamese and Chinese with the help of his friend Ah Ti.<br />

Ah Ti was from the island of Samui, and his name was actually Muang. Ah Ti meant "little<br />

brother." Kenneth was to have "long adventures" with him, and in fact they corresponded through<br />

the years. He was a wonderful young preacher, though a layman, and he had the fire of conviction in<br />

his messages. Kenneth comments that the Hainanese were that way. They were the revolutionaries.<br />

Ah Ti was later accused of being a communist and was incarcerated. Ah Ti joined Kenneth there at<br />

Ban Don.<br />

Kenneth tells of going into the swamp, with its serpentine channels. He gave his Gospels to<br />

the district chief, who gave them to the village chiefs under him, who in turn gave them to every<br />

home. He was the first missionary to use this tactic. He was getting his Christian materials<br />

distributed through devout Buddhists who were quite happy to do this for him.<br />

Margaret comments on a recent article about the columnist "TRB," a signature that belongs to<br />

The New Republic. The column is written by Richard Stroud, a neighbor in Washington, D.C. He<br />

recently had his eightieth birthday. He was a Unitarian, and a far left liberal, says Margaret, who like<br />

many liberals is "theoretical chiefly." "He's never dealt with people in all his life. He sits down and<br />

writes words, you see." Stroud said that "the difference between a liberal and a conservative is one of<br />

imagination." An arrogant and at the same time funny statement, that in his eyes conservatives were<br />

without imagination.<br />

Kenneth, she says, a conservative, and a Republican, was a person of great imagination. He<br />

has always been a person who defined a problem and then set about solving it. He had this<br />

tremendous parish that went from the Isthmus of Kra to the border of Malaysia, with a couple of<br />

million people in it. One person. What could he do? He had one key asset, which was that he was<br />

always recognized by the Thai as a gentleman, a cultivated person. Two of the people who made<br />

Kenneth's work possible were the Lord Lieutenant, Phya Si Thammarat, and Phra Kru Hame. The<br />

Lord Lieutenant held a very high office, in authority over five or six provinces, and was known all<br />

over Siam. He was an eminent and brilliant person, and Kenneth became his friend. Phra Kru Hame<br />

was the most prominent Buddhist religious figure in the south, a monk, also known throughout<br />

Thailand, and Kenneth became his friend too. To everybody else, this was incredible. But not to<br />

Kenneth. He just did it. Both men were very much impressed with what Kenneth was doing in his<br />

touring and evangelizing.<br />

Margaret tells of E.P. Dunlap's having become a personal friend of the king of Thailand in his<br />

time, the only missionary who did. Dunlap had been a much-loved missionary in the south and had<br />

lived in the house the Landons came to live in, which was still called the Dunlap House. What<br />

Kenneth did with the two leading figures in his area was similar. He speaks of it as something<br />

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anyone might have done. But it wasn't. It had to do with the kind of person he was, imaginative,<br />

creative, and a gentleman. The Thai sorted the missionaries out. There was one so crude that he<br />

kicked a boy in the head when he was angry. That man was ordered out of Bangkok.<br />

Kenneth speaks further on Phra Kru Hame, and his high authority among the monks of Siam.<br />

"He and I were great friends." Margaret adds that "Kru" was the same word as the Indian word<br />

"guru."<br />

[Margaret's thoughts here are incomplete, and Kenneth returns to them later,<br />

explaining how Phya Si Thammarat and Phra Kru Hame made it possible for him to<br />

accomplish his work throughout the area he was responsible for evangelizing.]<br />

3<br />

22:03 It was early February, 1929. Kenneth had an immense crowd in the market place at Ban<br />

Don, who gathered around him as he sang hymns. He had been studying Ezekiel all day, and he<br />

preached on "the soul that sinneth, it shall die." This created some opposition to his message, which<br />

delighted him, because the people were seldom aroused enough to react. When they were, they<br />

would argue with him or express their anger or ask for more explanation, and he could really engage<br />

them in discussion.<br />

Once again, Margaret tells us of Miss McCague's suddenly going off to Bangkok and of her<br />

being "fated to be alone."<br />

Kenneth wanted to go to Samui, and so set off from Ban Don in a launch. Unfortunately, the<br />

launch got stuck on a sand bar at the mouth of the river. They managed to get past that, but then a<br />

rough sea came up as they waited to rendez-vous with a steamer. They waited seven hours until the<br />

steamer came. Kenneth was the only person on the launch who was not seasick. Sadly, the steamer<br />

was the wrong one—it was a steamer that went back and forth to Samui, but at the moment was<br />

coming IURP the island. Kenneth climbed on board anyway, having learned that the captain was a<br />

Captain Peterson whom he knew from earlier. Peterson gave him food and a cabin to rest in. He<br />

went to the cabin and slept, expecting KLV steamer to arrive at any minute. Got up, bathed, had some<br />

coffee. Had a regular dinner for breakfast. A good three-tekal meal. The ship had to go, so Kenneth<br />

returned to his launch, which was still alongside. He saw a junk coming and so ran over to it and<br />

finding it was going his way, left the launch and boarded it instead of waiting for the second steamer.<br />

The junk took him to the island.<br />

Kenneth spent a week on Samui, preaching daily in the market, with good crowds. There was<br />

a murder one night. There was a bit of an uprising, and "a number of heads were broken." And a<br />

man went crazy and busted up one of his meetings. Also a fellow threw a bunch of firecrackers in<br />

their midst, which temporarily convulsed Kenneth. He took off on it, preaching about the fires of<br />

hell.<br />

Kenneth caught Captain Peterson's steamer from Samui, studied his Bible, visited with<br />

Captain Peterson, talked with a Mr. Scott, then got off the steamer onto a launch for Chumphon..<br />

Kenneth begins talking about Ho Chi Minh's coming to Siam in 1927 and making his<br />

headquarters up in the northeast of the country, in the Pupon (SP?) Hills area, which was later one of<br />

the U.S. centers for their Siamese underground in World War II. The connection in this thought is<br />

that there were many communists on Samui and that Kenneth knew this at the time. His friend,<br />

whom he called Ah Ti, was suspected of being a communist—Kenneth doesn't think he was, but<br />

doesn't know for sure—and was arrested in or soon after 1933, after the Siamese revolution. Ah Ti<br />

wrote Kenneth from prison and asked his help. Kenneth couldn't do much, but he did correspond<br />

with him, and sent him literature, and tried to comfort him. Ah Ti eventually was released.<br />

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set up communist cells.<br />

4<br />

30:40 So Kenneth boarded the launch for Chumphon, out at sea. This was standard practice. The<br />

launches would meet the steamer where the steamer couldn't go in. The sea was like ink, Kenneth<br />

wrote. It was late at night. The shore was like a shadow miles away. Then a sampan came, and<br />

people offered their condolences to Kenneth for having to disembark in the dark of night to go to a<br />

strange city where he knew no one. Up rushed Mr. Scott at the last moment, who pumped Kenneth's<br />

hand and whispered into his ear that Kenneth was right—they had been discussing religious matters.<br />

Kenneth crawled down into the sampan, "and away we rocked into the night. The sea presented a<br />

picture that I shall never forget. The ocean like ink. The ship a thing of lights and beauty behind me.<br />

An island to the left, with signal tower on it. Ahead, the shoreline with but a light or two. And then I<br />

realized that we were in a sea of liquid fire. Every dip of the oars scattered it in an oily splash. Every<br />

wave was rimmed with the gleaming liquid. Our wake was a fantail of liquid fire. The sea was<br />

literally afloat and alive with phosphorescent creatures, a sight I have never even dreamed of. It<br />

entranced me with its velvety gleam of jeweled elegance. If a painter caught a tenth of its beauty, he<br />

would be called a liar. No words can impress the mind with the grandeur I saw that night." Kenneth<br />

tells us that he can still remember the experience vividly. He says that it was the eggs of the fish that<br />

were spawning in that part of the gulf. He was literally going through a sea of this phosphorescence.<br />

There were no waves. "It was just like coasting through velvet. It was eery. It made an incredible<br />

impression on me as we went through it. And we were several miles offshore."<br />

At the river mouth, Kenneth found no place open, and so was forced to sleep in the boat. He<br />

wasn't able to sleep much.<br />

February 16, he wrote of his work the next day. He hired a boat and two coolies and started<br />

with 2000 Gospels of Luke up the river. The boat stopped after ten minutes, and there they stayed for<br />

two hours. "I did a lot of praying for I felt that the Adversary was against us." Finally, they got<br />

underway again, and the next two hours were nerve-wracking. The river was swift and shallow, with<br />

sudden deep pools full of crocodiles. "Our boat shivered and wriggled, started and stopped, quivered<br />

and quaked, rocked and slopped its way along. We hit a lot of things, and every time I marveled that<br />

we did not upset. We ran on a fallen coconut tree and the whole boat shot out of the water and came<br />

down with a smash." They arrived safely and began walking inland, when a storm came, with great<br />

waves. But Kenneth managed to deliver 1800 Gospels to various headmen who would distribute<br />

them to the homes in their areas.<br />

Kenneth had a native Christian travelling with him on all his tours, each time in the beginning<br />

a different man. [He says little or nothing about them.]<br />

Kenneth again tries to describe the experience of riding through the phosphorescent sea. It<br />

was that way all the way to the shore. "It was just eery. It was like a painting, as though you were<br />

travelling in an ethereal universe. It was completely unreal. And the others in the boat with me were<br />

awestruck. We were all awestruck. It was a most unusual experience. I never had it again. Never<br />

saw anything like it again."<br />

Margaret says that she has always wanted to Kenneth to write a book about his experiences in<br />

Thailand. "He just seems to have lived through times that could never be repeated." It was the same<br />

in the Department of State. He was there during a unique time. Margaret speaks of Kenneth's<br />

advantage over the other officers in the State Department, because he had actually lived among the<br />

people of Asia and knew them as none of the State diplomats could. The diplomats who went out<br />

with the Foreign Service were "above," that is, above the civilization they were reporting on. They've<br />

"never been down in it."<br />

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February 28, Kenneth writes that he is "back home at last." He came back on the local train at<br />

night. He speaks of how nice it was to sleep in a bed again. He and Margaret were excited to be<br />

together again that they couldn't sleep. They just visited and whispered through the night. They had<br />

to whisper because they shared the house, of course. "Margaret was like a reservoir overflowing, and<br />

I was a ready listener." She comments, "You were the one that had the things to tell. I had the<br />

complaints." She had had a bad cold.<br />

"Peggy is so quick to learn, wants so hard to do the correct thing, and is pleased when she<br />

does it. She follows me around like a little puppy, wants to do everything I do, and do it just the<br />

same way. I sit at the table reading, and she pulls her little chair and table, gets a magazine, and turns<br />

the pages unendingly, just as I do. Bill is a whopper of a youngster. I hardly knew him at first. He<br />

has a dimple in his right cheek just the way I have when he smiles. He seems to love to smile at you<br />

all the time, and to chuckle. He's very strong and heavy."<br />

5<br />

40:13 "The only music possible for us is the poor stuff I can give from my saxophone." The<br />

Kenneth of today laughs with amazement, because he cannot recall ever having a saxophone. "Can<br />

you imagine me playing the saxophone?! Wow." Kip asks his father what he played on the<br />

saxophone, and Kenneth laughs, "One single note at a time! Hymns, probably."<br />

Margaret talks about Trang, reading from a booklet produced by the Presbyterian mission, "A<br />

Historical Sketch of Protestant Missions in Siam, 1828 to 1928." The section on Trang was written<br />

by Mrs. Lucius Bulkley. In the year 1910, when the railroad was being projected south of<br />

Petchaburi—<br />

Margaret digresses to say that transportation was difficult on the peninsula. The country was<br />

segmented because it was divided by a spine of mountains. Dialects and customs varied in areas that<br />

were not far apart. The dialect in Nakhon was different from the dialect in Trang, though they were<br />

only ninety miles apart.<br />

The Indians were trading in the peninsula at least by the third century A.D., but probably<br />

earlier than that.<br />

Margaret returns to the booklet's section on Trang. The Rev. E.P. Dunlap and his wife sailed<br />

from Bangkok, around by Singapore and up to Pinang, then up to Kantang, near Trang. Kenneth and<br />

Margaret talk about the types of trains that were being built. In 1910, they had started the railroad<br />

from Kantang to Trang, and the tracks were in to about fifteen miles from Trang, but as yet there<br />

were no trains. The Dunlaps rode from Pinang to Kantang in a small Malay pig cargo boat—<br />

knowing how pigs smell, that must have been a pleasure! Then by launch, they went on up the river.<br />

The Landons lived just a mile from that river, and they called the landing at the river Tajing (SP?),<br />

which meant "Chinese Landing." L.C. Bulkley, M.D., left Bangkok later than the Dunlaps, travelling<br />

to Nakhon, and then walked the rest of the way to Trang, a trek of five days, and reached the tiny<br />

house in an abandoned pepper garden "which meant home" about an hour before the Dunlaps arrived.<br />

Kru Tuin (SP?), the Chinese evangelist, Kru Chuan (SP?), the hospital assistant, and a Siamese<br />

evangelist with a cook and boy made up the full complement. There was one Christian family in<br />

Trang to welcome "the pioneers."<br />

For seven months, the hospital cottage was the only dwelling, with three small rooms<br />

intended for a bachelor. When Mrs. Bulkley joined the force in April, conditions became crowded<br />

indeed. During the hot season, Mrs. Dunlap often crawled under the bed to escape the sun pouring in<br />

through the seams in the outside wall in their west room. By the end of May, the Dunlaps moved into<br />

a small bamboo house, in a second compound, where they lived nine months watching the building of<br />

their new home. On Christmas Eve, 1911, Miss J.H. Christiansen, R.N., who had come to help with<br />

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the medical work, arrived in Kantang and was handed the undelivered telegram she had sent ahead<br />

from Pinang to the missionaries in Trang. There was no hotel in the whole Siam peninsula. Kenneth<br />

says there were probably small Chinese hotels everywhere, the kind he stayed in, but the mission<br />

wouldn't have regarded them. A British gentleman gave over his house for Miss Christiansen to stay<br />

the night in, and she soon made her way to Trang.<br />

Thus, the mission in Trang began.<br />

By the time the Landons went to Trang, of course, they were able to go by train. There were<br />

two trains a day. Margaret tells about the trip, comparing the car she rode in to the incredible old cars<br />

she had once rode in the rural areas of Michigan. She rode second class in a room about eight feet or<br />

so square, with cane benches around the edge. The servants went third class, but they came up to her<br />

compartment to help her. The trains in Siam all burned wood, she wrote, spewing sparks. One spark<br />

burned a hole in Peggy's dress, and another burned her forehead. Some more burned holes in Bill's<br />

sheet, and one burned a hole in the panung of one of the servant girls. The sparks would come in<br />

through the window; there were no screens; and you had to be vigilant to put out the fires they<br />

started. "All the time," comments Kenneth.<br />

Mrs. Knox and Miss Eakin met Margaret at the station and drove her home. Kenneth was<br />

back in Nakhon, finishing the moving. Trang was very different from Nakhon. Instead of sand, there<br />

was lots of red clay. Laterite. All along the road were rubber trees. The new house was wood, in<br />

appearance like a summer cottage. "Not beautiful by any means." Some of the inner walls were<br />

painted yellow, and some blue. The Knox's had done nothing with the outside. The walls were raw<br />

wood. One thing Margaret did in the next year was to get a wood preservative in a dark reddish<br />

shade, and once that was applied, the house looked much better. Inside, the blue was bright and<br />

harsh. Margaret made up her mind right away to change those walls, and ultimately she had them<br />

painted an off-white. The furniture was stained ebony, and the combination of the off-white walls<br />

and the dark furniture gave a sense of coolness. The walls did not go all the way to the ceiling, as<br />

was true of almost all houses in that period. The ceilings must have been ten feet at least, maybe<br />

twelve. But the top two feet was a lattice which allowed for the flow of air.<br />

The redeeming feature was the compound, which was enormous and quite beautiful. The size<br />

of a large city block. How would Margaret ever be able to keep it without a half dozen gardeners?<br />

There were several rows of coconut trees which bore continually. Some rubber trees. Several tea<br />

hedges. A thousand or so pineapple plants. Some banana trees. Some lime trees. Several other<br />

small fruit trees. A few orange trees that did not bear. And so on.<br />

6<br />

56:06 Kenneth describes his part in the moving, repeating material from earlier. He was packing<br />

and shipping all day, day after day. There was a lot of rain. The three train cars he reserved, which<br />

were of Tunerville trolley type. Then, after he arrived on March 13, he wrote, "Here we are at the<br />

new stand. We have a place big enough to be a country club." Trang was like a new country. When<br />

he arrived, it felt "like home" because it was like riding through the foothills of the Alleghenies<br />

crossing the mountains. "The country is rolling and green, rich and beautiful. The land is all red<br />

earth, like New Jersey ground. As I ride along in our Ford, it seems like a ride at home except for the<br />

tropical vegetation. The climate is the best anywhere in Siam. It's cool and breezy. And it rains<br />

every day." There was a fine lawn in front of the house, while in back there were all the trees.<br />

The Knox's would leave soon, to go to the extreme north of Siam. The other missionaries at<br />

the station were Dr. and Mrs. Bulkley, who had the hospital, and Miss Ruth Eakin, who was leaving<br />

on furlough in a few days. The town was small, and the people few.<br />

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with a group of Christians there. The next day they drove to "Huiawt" (SP?) and did the same thing.<br />

"Just getting acquainted, you know."<br />

Margaret in a letter wrote, "This is certainly the ideal way to move, although Kenneth writes<br />

that he is very tired." Mrs. Knox was still keeping the house, so Margaret had some free time. She<br />

discovered a bed of three or four different kinds of lilies in the front yard, in which the bulbs had not<br />

been dug out for several years, so she dug them. "I had never done anything like it before." The<br />

Margaret of today comments, "This is the beginning of my gardening, right here."<br />

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HOUR 47<br />

Session #36 continued March 19, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIIA280) Margaret continues on the beginning of her gardening. "She started right in<br />

gardening," Kenneth says, "and I began travelling." She enjoyed doing it. "Lots of fun." Most of the<br />

bulbs were amaryllis, but not the cultivated kind we are familiar with today. These were about ten or<br />

eleven inches high, and most of them a salmon pink. They were very lovely, and they were one of<br />

the few garden plants that grew profusely and easily.<br />

While Margaret was working, she broke into a nest of white ants. "It was most interesting."<br />

She wanted to read about them now that she had seen their natural habitat. She actually found the<br />

queen. She was like a big fat worm, with a little tiny ant head. Kenneth interjects that when his Thai<br />

friends were paying him great honor, he was frequently served a small bowl of white ant queens with<br />

curry sauce. They were uncooked. Raw. "Maybe they still wiggled, I don't know." His hosts would<br />

feel very pleased to be able to present him a small bowl of these white ant queens. "Oh boy!"<br />

Margaret says. "A delicacy." "A real delicacy," Kenneth says. They had a kind of chestnut flavor to<br />

them, he tells us. Margaret avers that she couldn't eat them. "Oh, I eat any old thing," he says. "Oh<br />

yes, I know," Margaret says quickly.<br />

In the north there was a kind of flying ant that people caught and ate, and Margaret ate those.<br />

When they traveled from Phuket to Trang, once, they had to stop at some place like Phangnga<br />

on the way, where Kenneth ordered them a Chinese meal. One of the dishes included something that<br />

looked like grasshoppers, and Margaret could not eat it. Simply could not get it down. Kenneth was<br />

much more adventurous "FOODWISE," Margaret says, with great emphasis on IRRGZLVH.<br />

Anyway, back to the white ant queen. She was like a big fat worm housed in a mud structure<br />

that was almost as hard as brick. Then there was a sort of maze that looked like a beautiful fungus.<br />

The whole thing was about six inches below the ground, and when Margaret broke into it, it was like<br />

a tunnel, extending many feet. The ants had several stages. The destructive stage was when they<br />

were like a small worm with legs. In another stage, they had wings, and were edible.<br />

Margaret estimated that the Landons had three to five acres in their compound. Kenneth<br />

thinks it was about six. Much of the compound was covered by a "tough and vicious grass" that<br />

killed almost everything else, lalang grass. This kind of grass would grow as tall as a man, and in the<br />

jungle there would be open spaces where there might be a half mile of lalang grass—where the jungle<br />

had been burned out by people engaged in slash-and-burn agriculture, mountain people, perhaps, or<br />

jungle dwellers. That was where you would find the wild cattle, the sledang, which were the most<br />

vicious and dangerous of all creatures to hunt—much more dangerous than tigers. You couldn't see a<br />

sledang, because his back would be lower than the top of the grass. You would come on him<br />

suddenly, and you wouldn't be near any tree, and you'd be facing this wild beast and hopefully had<br />

your rifle at the ready if you were carrying one. Otherwise, you took off. But the sledang could run<br />

faster than a man. Kenneth came across sledang from time to time and just fled, because he carried<br />

no weapon. People who hunted them said, "You only get one shot at a sledang."<br />

Lalang grass was very tenacious, and one of Margaret's projects was to get rid of it.<br />

Ultimately, she did. Otherwise, she could not have planted anything because the lalang grass would<br />

work its way through the earth and destroy other plantings.<br />

Kenneth tells us that the rice fields of Burma that were abandoned during World War II<br />

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sprang up with lalang grass. At the end of the war, when they wanted to replant in those fields, it was<br />

impossible to plow because the root systems went so deep. They had to use cutter plows, disk plows<br />

that would cut and revolve. Lacking that, the only way a Burmese planter could manage was to take<br />

a mattock and dig deep to get the roots out. That was the technique the Landons used in Trang,<br />

working with a pickaxe. The coolie did the work.<br />

Margaret contemplated what to plant in the compound, and decided against coconuts "because<br />

they have a trick of falling and might be so ungrateful as to fall on my head." This was a real danger.<br />

The mother of someone named "Nuang" (SP?) was killed by a falling coconut. Margaret considered<br />

planting rubber trees, but eventually decided against it. Of course, there were already rubber trees,<br />

and there were dozens of "baby trees" all around them, ready for transplanting. The trees showered<br />

their seeds with a pop like a gun. The seeds were bigger than acorns and dark brown. The little<br />

rubber trees were slim like willow wands and had long symmetrical leaves in groups of three.<br />

To plant a coconut tree, all you did was throw out a lot of coconuts in the rain and wait for<br />

them to sprout, and then, when they had sprouted, plant them. Coconuts sold for a cent or cent-anda-half<br />

apiece.<br />

Margaret wanted to get the whole place planted out because the jungle encroached so rapidly,<br />

and with it snakes and other undesirables. One evening she was standing on the porch and saw an<br />

unfamiliar shape moving below. She went to investigate, and Mr. Knox came over to tell her it was a<br />

scorpion. It was black, perhaps six inches long, and looked like a crab with a tail. He said that it<br />

could deliver a serious sting with its "tail." He killed it.<br />

2<br />

11:17 A major story from Nakhon that was missed. Peggy was a baby, still not crawling. She<br />

could be left on her back, and would stay where she was laid down. It was the Landons' procedure to<br />

put olive oil all over her, take her out into the yard, and lay her down on a mat with a topi over her<br />

head as a sun shade so that she could have a sunbath—under the illusion current at the time that she<br />

needed the sun. It was a Sunday, and Kenneth was coming home from church, dressed in a white suit<br />

and carrying a malacca cane. As he came up the road to the house, he saw the servants standing there<br />

looking at something. He couldn't see as he came up the road. [And according to other tellings of this<br />

story, he became aware of a strange quiet surrounding the house.] He reached the entrance and walked in,<br />

and there on the lawn was Peggy, having her sunbath, and coiled around her was a king cobra, with<br />

its head upright and its hood spread wide, examining her and weaving back and forth the way a cobra<br />

does before it strikes. The snake was between twelve and fifteen feet long, a huge cobra—the largest<br />

snake of a poisonous variety. The king cobra is completely fearless, and will attack unprovoked.<br />

There were many stories of people being chased by a king cobra—it could go faster than a person—<br />

catching up to them, rearing up, and striking them in the back. There was no antivenom one could<br />

use quickly enough to save life after a bite like that, high on the body.<br />

Kenneth never had a second thought what to do. He just let out a war whoop and started on a<br />

dead run, swinging the cane in the air, yelling bloody murder, as he charged the cobra. The great<br />

snake reared up about another foot in the air to look at Kenneth and apparently identified the<br />

onrushing man as a parent, because Peggy was obviously an infant that it had surrounded.<br />

Apparently, he decided he didn't want to fight. He took off, "and I have never seen any creature go<br />

faster than that cobra. He went like an express train. You couldn't possibly have caught him."<br />

Kenneth snatched the baby up.<br />

And what would he have done if the snake hadn't fled? "I would have tangled with the snake.<br />

I had no doubt in my mind that it was the snake or me." Margaret adds that the king cobra is one of<br />

the deadliest snakes in the world. It strikes so high that its venom goes into the torso.<br />

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Margaret tells two stories on king cobras. Dr. Bulkley was fascinated with animals, and<br />

really, his work should have been with animals. They were his real interest. But his father compelled<br />

him to be a doctor. The whole community knew of his interest, and he would pay ten cents to look at<br />

any animal people brought in. If he bought the animal, he would pay a good price. Sometimes, the<br />

people who bought for the circuses would come by and pick up animals he had. At one time, he had<br />

a king cobra, a fifteen footer. King cobras were thick, heavily muscled, and powerful. He had the<br />

cobra in a box underneath the hospital. Well, with that solidly muscled body, the animal was able to<br />

force it way out of the box. The doctor had underestimated its strength. Word went through the<br />

hospital that the snake was out, and in less than two minutes the hospital had no patients. Even the<br />

post-operative ones got up and ran. No one ever saw that snake again.<br />

The other story concerned Dr. E.P. Dunlap. The house in Trang where the Landons lived had<br />

been built with money that the friends of Dr. Dunlap gave. One part of the verandah was called the<br />

mook and was the ceremonial part of the house. It extended out from the house, and there the<br />

Landons would often entertain. One day Dr. Dunlap heard a woman screaming. He had his gun on<br />

the ready. He was expert with it. And when he heard the scream, he snatched up his gun and ran to<br />

the mook to see what was happening. What he saw was a woman running with a king cobra pursuing<br />

her and just beginning its rise to strike her from behind. He fired immediately, reasoning in that brief<br />

second that the woman was dead if he didn't and that there was a chance if he did. And he took the<br />

head off the snake. That was a tremendous story in Trang. Kenneth says he heard that story again<br />

and again, how E.P. Dunlap had shot the head off that king cobra and saved the woman's life.<br />

3<br />

20:37 In the mythology of that part of the world, Kenneth explains, there were stories of a prince<br />

who was off in exile, lost in the jungle, the heir to the throne, and all that. One of the tests of a king<br />

to be was that he would be protected by a king cobra. And in his infancy, if a child were encircled by<br />

a king cobra, he would become a king. In Thai history, a certain man had just that experience as an<br />

infant, and did become a king. He was the king who was murdered by the first of the Chakri<br />

monarchs of the present dynasty. So when Peggy was surrounded by this king cobra, the town was<br />

quite agog, because she was obviously going to be a queen! And eventually, she GLG marry her<br />

prince, a "football king," Charles Schoenherr.<br />

A story from the Landons' first year in Thailand, in early 1928. Kenneth went on a tour with<br />

Paul Fuller, and Margaret had gone with Peggy to Nong Kha (SP?), which was near Hua Hin, a resort<br />

area. The King had a summer palace at Hua Hin. Margaret tells us that the town was spelled "Nong<br />

Khae." [So now we know!] The mission had cottages there. The mission originally owned the area at<br />

Hua Hin, which meant "rocky head" or "head of rock." It was an extension of rock into the gulf.<br />

King Pajirawut (SP?) or perhaps King Prajadhipok (SP?) wanted it. Kenneth thinks the latter. He<br />

gave the mission a substantial sum of money to make it possible for the mission to buy land at Nong<br />

Khae and to build cottages there.<br />

In any case, Margaret was at Nong Khae, which was just south of Hua Hin, along the beach.<br />

Kenneth says this was in April. He came to join Margaret, and the Wells were there. They shared a<br />

house with the Seigles, and Margaret shared a house with the Fullers. The gulf was full of jelly fish,<br />

really big ones, so that if you came up under them, they would kill you. Needless to say, the<br />

vacationers weren't doing much swimming. They would go with bushel baskets, pick up the jelly fish<br />

in the baskets, and dump them on shore to clean an area out, so that they could at least sit in the<br />

water.<br />

As they were on the beach one day, all of a sudden a muddied specter came lunging and<br />

plunging down across the beach, with muck right up to the hairline. And they wondered who in the<br />

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world this funny creature was. The man headed straight down across the beach, never pausing to<br />

consider jelly fish or anything else, and simply plunged headlong into the water. It was an area they<br />

had cleared, so he did not encounter any jelly fish. When the spectral figure re-emerged from the<br />

water and walked ashore, what they saw was the Reverend Dr. Kenneth Elmer Wells.<br />

He had been out walking—he was a great walker—seeing the sights in the area, and he had<br />

decided to take a shortcut down to the beach. He saw a large field to cross to go directly to the beach.<br />

As he started to cross the field, he saw a waterhole that had buffalo in it who sort of snorted as he<br />

passed. And he went along, when he suddenly found that he was in the midst of a number of deep<br />

waterholes, full of mud, each one filled with buffalo who were completely nauseated by the odor of<br />

this foreigner. A Thai boy could have walked through there, and they wouldn't have blinked an eye.<br />

But this foreigner put out a nauseating odor, which aroused them, and as one they came lunging up<br />

out of their diverse waterholes, and he found himself suddenly surrounded with angry buffalo with<br />

their horns down all around him. What to do? If he moved, they would attack. He didn't know what<br />

to do for a moment. "But then, being a Presbyterian, a Supralapsarian man of election, he decided<br />

that what was good enough for a buffalo was good for the Reverend Dr. Wells, and he leaped into a<br />

waterhole, figuring that he could drown the odor." He realized that it was his smell that nauseated<br />

them. And he sank down and down and down until he virtually disappeared, and he remained<br />

immobile. Then the buffalo couldn't smell him and couldn't find him, because they were nearsighted.<br />

He remained quiet, and the buffalo stamped around hunting for this fellow who had<br />

suddenly disappeared. They couldn't find him by smell; they were sniffing all over the place. Finally<br />

they gave up and began going back down into the waterholes.<br />

Then the Reverend Dr. Wells discovered to his horror that some of the buffalo were coming<br />

down into KLV waterhole and lying down beside him. He had buffalo on either side of him. They paid<br />

no attention to him because, as they came in, he just went under. He realized that his life was at<br />

issue. He didn't want to arouse them. So he was thoroughly immersed in this muck until all was<br />

quiet. Finally, very, very quietly, he crawled out. They didn't stir a muscle. Paid no attention to him<br />

because he smelled just like them.<br />

He came out of the waterhole, and walked past the other waterholes, and the buffalo paid no<br />

attention to him. He smelled like a buffalo. Finally, he got out of the meadow and headed straight<br />

for the beach.<br />

These buffalo were not wild, but work animals. Normally, you would see a little boy with a<br />

cloth around his middle and nothing else, escorting and riding herd on and guarding and caring for a<br />

whole herd of these buffalo. They were right at home with him; he smelled like them. But a<br />

foreigner, who ate butter and drank milk didn't smell right.<br />

Margaret explains that there were no pastures for the buffalo. People built their houses up on<br />

pillars or stilts, not only to protect against flooding, but also to provide quarters for their animals<br />

underneath. She used to say that, for a good part of the year, the Thai man lived a very leisurely life.<br />

He got up in the morning, had something to eat, took his cow or animal or whatever his family<br />

owned, joined his pals, and they set out on the road to find a place to forage. There were many<br />

undeveloped places. They would often go past the Landons' house, a half a dozen men and perhaps a<br />

dozen cows or buffalo. They had no fenced places for them, so they had to escort and tend them.<br />

Out beyond the Landons' house there was an area that wasn't developed. No houses or fields or<br />

anything. And the men would sit down for the day and let the buffalo forage, and then at night, they<br />

would go home. That was their day's work.<br />

When Margaret eventually got the compound fenced completely around—a tale in itself—<br />

with big wooden, double gates of teak at the front, one of the unexpected things that happened was<br />

that she would come home and find a herd of buffalo or cows that had been turned in to her nice<br />

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compound. The men then had gone downtown. After all, there it was, just standing there, with lots<br />

of nice grass, and this lovely fence to keep the critters in. It was just right for a half dozen cows or<br />

buffalo. Margaret got her coolie to open the gates and run the animals off. The men complained<br />

angrily when they returned, of course, but the coolie pointed out to them that this was private<br />

property. It took several such episodes before the practice stopped.<br />

4<br />

34:12 Another story from the Nakhon period. Nai Dit complained that there was some creature<br />

getting into the kitchen and marauding in the food, getting up on shelves and generally causing<br />

considerable problems. So he asked permission to trap the animal, whatever it was. He said it was a<br />

mu sang. The Landons didn't know at the time what that was, but later they learned it was a<br />

mongoose. Nai Dit explained that it would be a large trap, and that it would take him most of a day<br />

to build the trap, so that he wouldn't be able to cook for the Landons. They would have to fend for<br />

themselves to eat. He was hopeful that he would catch the mu sang the first night. Otherwise, the<br />

trap would stay up, and they wouldn't have anything from the kitchen to eat. "It looked like a bleak<br />

future." In their innocence and ignorance, the Landons told him to go ahead. So Nai Dit set to work.<br />

Well, it took an incredible amount of lumber and hammering and banging, and this thing grew<br />

and grew in the kitchen, and gradually practically filled the room. And it was a large kitchen. The<br />

trap was a Rube Goldberg kind of contraption. Kenneth made a number of visits out there to see how<br />

things were coming, with all this hammering going on. Toward the end of the day, it was completed.<br />

Kenneth looked it over and said to Margaret, "He'll never catch anything in that." It required the<br />

most incredible co-ordination of events. First, of course, the creature had to come. Then it had to<br />

find a path to the food Nai Dit had put out as bait. When it got there, it had to take hold of the bait,<br />

which was supposed to release a large paddle on which was set and tied a heavy rock. The paddle<br />

then was supposed to drop and hit the creature on the rear, knocking him forward through the<br />

entrance of the cage; and as the creature went through the entrance of the cage, it was supposed to<br />

break a string which held the gate, which then was supposed to drop down, which as it dropped<br />

down, was supposed to cause another paddle with a stone on it to drop down as a weight to hold the<br />

gate in place so the creature couldn't get back out!! Naturally enough, Kenneth felt it unlikely that all<br />

this would work.<br />

Well, in any case, not feeling very well fed, the Landons finally went off to bed. And in the<br />

middle of the night, they were awakened "upstanding" with the most awful crash of the paddles going<br />

down. "We both sat up in bed, and I said, 'Well, there goes the trap.'" He did not want to go and<br />

look, convinced there would be nothing in the trap and that they faced an empty tomorrow. So they<br />

went back to sleep.<br />

In the morning they got up, and Dit was out in the kitchen, checking the result of his labors.<br />

And sure enough, there was the mongoose, in the cage. Dit wasn't surprised at all that he had caught<br />

it. He had caught this type of animal before. He found a long stick, a bamboo pole, five or six feet<br />

long, and fastened a snare on the end of it, a piece of wire, and with this he snared the neck of the<br />

mongoose in the cage until he could tightly secure the creature. He backed the animal out of the<br />

cage, put his hat on, and set off for the market to sell it to the Chinese doctor for medicine. He<br />

walked the mongoose in front of him. Its tail was all swollen up the way a cat's would be. It was<br />

about the size of a raccoon. Nai Dit didn't want that thing to get on him. Mongoose are fierce<br />

fighters. They will kill king cobras; they're quicker than the cobras. Very sharp teeth. Nothing to<br />

fool with.<br />

It took Dit a good half a day to take the trap down.<br />

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5<br />

41:03 Margaret remembers that later, after they had moved to Trang, the lepers at the leper asylum<br />

outside Trang found a king cobra asleep. For some reason, these vicious animals brought a high price<br />

from the Chinese doctors. The reason the animal was asleep was that it had just enjoyed a full meal.<br />

Its stomach was all bulged up with the creature it had eaten, and it was asleep digesting. The lepers<br />

conceived the idea of catching this creature because they knew it would bring a good price and, of<br />

course, they had almost no way of earning any money. So what to do? They were barefoot, dressed<br />

in shorts, often no shirt. But they had a leader. And they all set about making forked sticks. There<br />

were about six of them involved. They went to Dr. McDaniel and got him to give them a heavy box<br />

to put the creature into. They set their box up, keeping their distance from the snake until they were<br />

all ready. They set the box up with just an opening large enough for the animal to go through. They<br />

all got set along the line, the head man taking the most dangerous position beside the head. With a<br />

sudden shout, they all came down on the snake with their forked sticks. They worked in rhythm as<br />

the head man shouted orders. With each shout, they would lift their sticks a little and the snake<br />

would surge to escape, and then they would clamp down again. Lift, and clamp down; lift, and clamp<br />

down, all in rhythm. In this way, they maneuvered the snake to the box, got the head in, and then the<br />

rest of the body. They secured the box tightly, nailed the cover shut, and took it in to the Chinese<br />

medicine man, who bought it. That was an exciting event for everyone out there.<br />

Session #37 Easter Sunday March 26, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

6<br />

44:20 Margaret introduces Kenneth, who will sing a little song from his childhood. He thinks he<br />

was six or seven when he learned it. "Now Kenneth, you're on."<br />

Kenneth sings,<br />

I ripped my pants on a rusty nail.<br />

I ripped my pants today.<br />

I ripped my pants on a rusty nail,<br />

And what will my Mama say.<br />

I ripped my pants on a rusty nail.<br />

I ripped my pants today.<br />

And when I got home, my mother did say,<br />

"Kenneth, you're naughty today."<br />

And what inspired this memory? "It just came right up out of my subliminal, yesterday or the day<br />

before. I was standing by the kitchen sink, washing dishes, and all of a sudden I broke into song, and<br />

Margaret was convulsed." She had never heard this one before.<br />

Kenneth describes his parish, which extended all the way from the Kra Isthmus to the Malay<br />

border, inhabited by 2,000,000 people. Much of it was wild jungle, with tin mines, rubber estates,<br />

elephants, bandits, snakes. He traveled by train, by foot, by bicycle, by elephant, bullock cart, small<br />

craft, coastal steamers. In the beginning, he worked to survey the whole area, especially for those<br />

areas not yet evangelized, so that he would know how to proceed. He was entirely on his own.<br />

Twenty-five years old, going on twenty-six.<br />

One day he drove eighty miles across the mountains to Phatthalung, on the eastern side of the<br />

peninsula. The name reflected the fact that it was the great center for the Nanthalung show, the<br />

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shadow show. Kenneth tells us that two shadow show pictures have just been sent him here in D.C.<br />

by a friend and are on his couch, hand-carved out of buffalo hide. The pictures were shown on a<br />

screen, the romance and adventures of Rama and Sida, a great Indian classic. "Phat" meant literally<br />

the fans or pictures of the "thalung" show. Phatthalung was the great manufacturing center of them.<br />

Kenneth felt it was a place long neglected, so he rented a chapel there on his first visit. He had a man<br />

who was going to get it ready and open a work there.<br />

Kenneth also had a man come to him who was an experienced Chinese pastor and offer<br />

himself for service. He was a migrant from China named Ngiap Seng. His mother had been a "Bible<br />

woman."<br />

Kenneth interrupts this to tell us about the man who sent him the shadow show pictures.<br />

Kenneth had put him through secondary school in Thailand when he was boy, so that he could<br />

become a teacher. He now has his own school, a very fine man, heavyset, one of the leading<br />

Christians in Nakhon. The two of them have corresponded through the years, and Kenneth sent him a<br />

picture of himself and Margaret at their fiftieth wedding anniversary in 1976, which the man<br />

presently has hanging on his wall in Nakhon. The man sent Kenneth the shadow pictures in response<br />

and suggested that he have them framed in remembrance of his friend, which Kenneth intends to do.<br />

Back to Ngiap Seng. He had grown up in a Christian home, and had gone to a mission<br />

school. His sister had no education. The Landons called her Ah Sim. She was the woman who<br />

literally raised the Landons' children for them, and did their laundry, and worked as their butler,<br />

running the house for them. "A wonderful woman. A wonderful woman." Ngiap Seng and Ah Sim<br />

were from the village of Po Leng in China. Ngiap Seng joined Kenneth in his work, as his Chinese<br />

evangelist.<br />

Kenneth soon realized that Ngiap Seng was ruining his Thai, because he spoke the language<br />

so poorly. He couldn't pronounce many of the Thai words correctly. Kenneth gives examples. And<br />

this started to corrupt Kenneth's own pronunciation. So he declared that from then on, they would<br />

speak Chinese only. No Thai. And that was how Kenneth learned to speak Chinese—learning it the<br />

way a child would learn it—in the dialect of the little village of Po Leng, with all the slang and the<br />

nuances and the nasal tones of that village. Any Chinese hearing him would know right away where<br />

he was from. He was from Po Leng! How strange! There were no redheads in Po Leng! [Kenneth<br />

narrates this in Chinese.]<br />

Kenneth was delighted to have Ngiap Seng working with him to carry on the Chinese part of<br />

his work and teach him the language.<br />

Kenneth's aim was to establish an evangelist in every key center of his large parish, to open a<br />

chapel in each place, from which he would work when he traveled there.<br />

Kenneth read the life of George Mueller. He was always reading.<br />

7<br />

53:42 His twenty-sixth birthday. He had given no thought to it until Mrs. Bulkley announced that<br />

they would have a picnic in his honor. She made a nice cake for him, and so they celebrated. He had<br />

reached "the immense age of twenty-six. I seem to have done so many things in my short life, I feel<br />

much older," he wrote his parents.<br />

Mr. Snyder died very suddenly at Nakhon, of a stroke, and Kenneth hurried over and led the<br />

funeral service the next day. It was without the body, because the body was promptly shipped to<br />

Bangkok. Dr. McDaniel and Kenneth made the coffin, he says, lining it with tin. They fixed the<br />

body up. Dr. McDaniel "shot the formaldehyde in." Mrs. Snyder gave Kenneth clothes, and he<br />

washed the body and dressed it up. Then they put it in the box and sealed it tight with solder. The<br />

body would rot very rapidly there, in the heat. "Life in the rough, as we are."<br />

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Snyder's death left Nakhon bereft, with only Dr. McDaniel and his wife there. Kenneth<br />

realized that, if he and his family had not moved when they did, they never would have. The mission<br />

would have kept them in Nakhon.<br />

After the funeral service, Kenneth went back and called on Mrs. Snyder, who was sitting on<br />

the verandah. She had refused come to the service. Her comment was, "Mr. Snyder never did like<br />

you." She felt her husband belonged in Bangkok and still resented the exile to Nakhon. Her words<br />

were intended to be a crushing remark, of course, but Kenneth was used to crushing remarks, so he<br />

wasn't crushed.<br />

Margaret learned that Mr. Snyder spent some time at Trang, too. She reads her letter of the<br />

time. Mr. Snyder had been working under the house the day of his death, a Saturday morning. Mrs.<br />

Snyder went down to see him about something, and he was laughing and joking with a little child<br />

who wanted to help him. Mr. Snyder struck a blow with his hammer, raised it to strike again, and fell<br />

over dead. "There was no time at all between life and death." Kenneth took the first train to Nakhon.<br />

There was no undertaker, so a Chinese carpenter, Dr. McDaniel, Kenneth, and two chance guests at<br />

the hospital worked together to make the teak coffin, line it with zinc, and then solder it shut. It was<br />

customary in Siam to bury the dead within twenty-four hours if possible.<br />

The Snyders had three sons and one daughter, Mabel. Her married name was Hoff (SP?).<br />

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HOUR 48<br />

Session #37 continued March 26, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIIA720) Margaret continues on Mr. Snyder and his exile from Bangkok, reading from a<br />

letter written by his daughter, Mabel Snyder Hoff (SP?).<br />

Margaret speaks of E.P. Dunlap, who was a personal friend of King Chulalongkorn but was<br />

very quiet about this. He knew that his influence rested on his being anonymous. Prince Prajadhipok<br />

(SP?), before he was king, once came down to Trang—as the Rev. Charles E. Eckels later wrote of it<br />

in a memorandum to Kenneth—and when he was introduced to E.P. Dunlap, he rushed forward and<br />

said, "Oh, my father's old friend!" Dunlap was greatly loved by everyone. He had just one fault, that<br />

he didn't believe in discipline. "He didn't discipline his children, and they didn't turn out well." "No<br />

wonder the Thai liked him," Kenneth comments. Margaret continues that Dunlap would give you<br />

anything and everything he had, so that other missionaries hated to follow him. Kenneth ran across<br />

his converts all over the peninsula.<br />

Mr. Snyder was jealous of a such a man, who had a rapport with the highborn Thai and at the<br />

same time was very much loved by the common people. Dunlap had talked a long time about<br />

opening a mission in Trang, and one day Mr. Snyder said to him in a snide way, "Why don't you do<br />

it, then?" And Dunlap replied simply, "I will." And he did. "You couldn't put him down like that<br />

because he wasn't 'up,' you see."<br />

Snyder was a builder, and built the house in Bangkok where the Landons had lived. He also<br />

built the boys' Christian high school, and the old Wang Lang school for girls. He was very able. He<br />

oversaw the Chinese workmen and did a lot of the work himself to make sure it was done correctly.<br />

Snyder made many evangelistic tours.<br />

Mr. Snyder was buried at the American Presbyterian Cemetery on Windmill Road in<br />

Bangkok.<br />

2<br />

5:15 By April, Kenneth had seven men working with him around the peninsula, and was looking<br />

for about six more to open up various chapels in the area. He needed money to do this, but he hoped<br />

to make the new chapels self-supporting. How he was going to do this, he didn't know. He knew<br />

there would be no money forthcoming from the mission.<br />

Margaret left for a vacation at Chong, in the mountains. She really needed it. The area was<br />

as beautiful as the Rockies in America. It had a tumbling waterfall and icy cold water for bathing.<br />

Kenneth wrote, "The other day when I took her out, I went up into the falls. I was in real, deep<br />

jungle. Great bunches of monkeys swinging wildly through the trees. Chimpanzees giving great<br />

shouts. Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo!" Margaret says those weren't chimpanzees; they were<br />

gibbons. Kenneth says they weren't all gibbons. They were big black monkeys, much bigger than<br />

gibbons. He swam in a nice clean pool where tigers came at night. There were stands set up in the<br />

trees for hunters.<br />

Kenneth recalls, at Chong, having a whole troop of those large monkeys escort him for at<br />

least a half mile along the path, tumbling through the bushes no further than five or six feet away.<br />

"Boy, was I alarmed at the time!" They were fascinated by him, tumbling along as he walked, and he<br />

just held a steady pace and "kept saying my prayers. 'Jesus loves me, this I know.'" They would<br />

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come whipping down through the trees and swing right past him. And on at least one occasion,<br />

something was thrown at him.<br />

3<br />

9:31 The Nanthalung show ran throughout the night. It used pictures cut out of cowhide, Kenneth<br />

says, representing Rama, Sida, and other mythological figures. The show ran for three nights at the<br />

full moon. It was generally put on to earn merit by somebody who was celebrating a death in the<br />

family, or a wedding. You celebrated equally whether it was for a death or a wedding. Kenneth<br />

generally studied at night, from about 7:30 to 10:00 or 11:00, Greek, or Hebrew, sometimes both. All<br />

of sudden he would realize that he was hearing a thump coming from the distance, made by a huge<br />

drum. And then another thump, booming in the night. Ah, he would think. There's going to be a<br />

show tonight. And then he would hear the great drum struck twice, boom boom. And a silence.<br />

Then, boom boom. And after a while, boom boom boom. The sound would become faster, to<br />

announce that the show was about to begin. Boom boom boom boom boom. People would begin<br />

going by on the road, carrying torches. Kenneth would grab his cane, because you always carried a<br />

cane in case of snakes, vipers, and he would start off in the direction of the sound. He didn't know<br />

where it was coming from exactly, just off in the rubber gardens somewhere. The drum would sound<br />

more and more rapidly, and the people would all walk toward it with their torches, meeting at the<br />

clearing where the play was to be held. There would be cake-sellers there, and drink-sellers, and<br />

everyone would sit out on mats. Then the show would begin and run all night.<br />

It was a wonderful time for Kenneth because he would sit down among the people, all of<br />

whom were talking and sharing news with each other while the show went on, and he would be<br />

talking to some old lady when, suddenly, she would notice him and let out a whoop in Thai, "It's a<br />

farang!" "It's a foreigner!" She'd just been talking in Thai, not looking at him, and all of sudden<br />

she'd look at him and realize who he was. She'd be chewing her betel nut and spitting, and they'd sit<br />

and talk a while. Then he would move around, visiting with other people. A wonderful way of<br />

getting acquainted. Everybody around there got to know him because he was the only farang who<br />

could understand this stuff and come out and sit and listen to the show. And then they'd make up<br />

scenes in it. Word would be passed to the players that the farang was out there, the religious teacher<br />

guy, and they'd make up a skit about him. He'd be sitting there, and all of sudden there'd be<br />

something about this farang who had come along, and you'd better look out, girls. Be watching,<br />

girls! Fellows, be sure to protect your lady loves! All sorts of wisecracks about him. And they'd all<br />

shout with laughter and then look at Kenneth to see how he was taking it. Sometimes, he would<br />

respond, because he too could make up little verses. He learned quickly to make jokes in Siamese,<br />

and he would make a funny about them. And there would be enormous applause. Then they would<br />

get back to the show because, after all, it wasn't about Rama and Landon.<br />

That sort of thing was traditional. They would do it with the officials, too. The people<br />

couldn't criticize the government directly, but they could make fun of it in clever ways. It was all<br />

good fun.<br />

Margaret comments that the two shadow pictures Kenneth's Thai friend sent him had never<br />

been used in a show. It was impossible to buy one because by the time one is used in a show, there is<br />

believed to be a spirit in it. There is a spirit ceremony dedicating each one. So Kenneth's shadow<br />

pictures are "non-dedicated" ones.<br />

Over the centuries, the Thai had learned how to throw up bamboo pavilions of every sort, for<br />

any kind of ceremony. There would be five- or six-foot stilts, and there would be an open front. The<br />

sides would be closed. On the front, there would be a sheet, or white cloth. The back would be open<br />

for ventilation. The players would have a strong light inside the pavilion, and they would move the<br />

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figures in front of it so that you would see their shadows dancing and performing on the screen. They<br />

would have fights, and romances, and all sorts of things, as the singers narrated the events.<br />

In the Landons' time the players would use kerosene lamps. Margaret once asked what they<br />

used before the days of such lamps and was told that a bonfire would be built back behind the booth.<br />

This goes back to the beginning of the Christian era and even earlier, Kenneth says. It is<br />

common in Indonesia as well. Like so many of the folk arts, of course, it is threatened by modern<br />

developments such as movies and television.<br />

4<br />

17:24 Kenneth describes the Chong area, where they went for vacations in the south. An area of<br />

jungle, with snaky vines in tangled profusion climbing across the trunks of trees, making great ropes<br />

dangling from limbs to the ground some sixty feet below. Great tropical leaves in fan shapes, and of<br />

course, an abundance of vegetation of all kinds.<br />

The governor came to visit in Chong April 23, 1929, and told them he was going to tear the<br />

house down, build a new one, make a grand hotel resort. He was going to cut down the trees and<br />

build a golf course. The Landons were horrified and told him so. He reminisced that the great Phya<br />

Ratsida had such plans, and apparently thought that the plans would please these Westerners. The<br />

governor had a "mania" for cutting down trees, and had actually cut down some big beauties in<br />

Trang. In fact, he cut down so many that his life was threatened by the local natives. They did not<br />

like change.<br />

When one governor tried to teach the natives how to use a scythe or sickle, they nearly<br />

annihilated him. In that area, rice had its cult, and the way of harvesting was like a religious<br />

tradition. Since they lived on the rice, the cult was tremendous. Toward the end of the season, they<br />

would go all through the fields looking for instances in which the heads of rice had fallen together<br />

and knitted together. That was the "male and the female." They'd cut that off, tie it, and hang it from<br />

the roof. They had a blessing they sang before they did this. It was a part of tradition, never broken,<br />

that the women planted the rice. Always. The men did the plowing—actually, "puddling."<br />

After World War II, when the Americans went out into Asia with their aid programs, they<br />

discovered that the farmers had no plows that would cut deep. The farmers barely scratched the<br />

surface. So America sent in good, deep plows for the farmers, trying to be helpful. What they didn 't<br />

understand was that the paddy fields were like bathtubs, with a hardpan bottom, and above that a<br />

blotter of muck, when it was wet, about six to eight inches deep, which was the only part that was<br />

stirred up, and then the seasonal water that flooded it. The seasonal water brought the fertilizer that<br />

fertilized the seed. The nutrients didn't come so much from the muck as from the water. What the<br />

farmers did was to walk their buffalo through the paddies, or use wooden-faced plows. When the<br />

deep-cut American plows appeared, what happened was that the plow cut down through the hardpan<br />

and let all the water drain out. The result was: no rice. It turned out that those dumb natives weren't<br />

so dumb. They knew what they were doing.<br />

When it came to planting the rice, the women always did that, never the men. They would<br />

have it in little handfuls, and they would plant the rice piece by piece.<br />

The Thai peninsula had a mountainous spine, with many streams and rivers cutting through<br />

the land, so that until modern times, each area tended to be isolated from the others. This meant that<br />

different customs and dialects developed in different areas. In the Trang area, the men carried the<br />

rice in after the women cut it. And the women harvested it in the most painstaking way you can<br />

imagine. They had a knife that they held in a certain way with which they took each head, one at a<br />

time, until they had a handful which they tied up and stacked into a cone. That was what the men<br />

carried in. One of the governors saw this arduous work, with the women bent over all day long, and<br />

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he thought he would improve their conditions by getting sickles for them. The fury of the people was<br />

so great that they just about drove that enlightened governor out of the province. After all, the<br />

goddess of rice must not be offended!<br />

As for the trees the governor was cutting down—a very fat man, Kenneth says, part<br />

Chinese—the trees he was cutting down were considered sacred by the people. More spirits and gods<br />

to offend, who would vent their wrath on the people, of course.<br />

5<br />

24:30 Margaret, on Chong. "What'd you do at Chong, baby?" Kenneth asks. The word FKRQJ<br />

meant a mountain pass or tunnel. In this case, it meant a pass over a range of high mountains—that<br />

is, high for that part of the world. The highest peak was only about 5000 feet high, but the pass itself<br />

was about 1000, or perhaps less. Margaret stayed on the side of the pass toward Trang, about twelve<br />

miles out. "Chong is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. I think sometimes the garden<br />

of Eden might have been like this, with the marks of the curse removed. In the background are the<br />

mountains, heavily wooded. All around us are tall trees. But the most unusual thing about them is<br />

that they are crusted with orchids and ferns. Most of the orchids are not in bloom, but they are<br />

nonetheless beautiful. Some have feathery leaves like ferns, some long narrow ones like the one I<br />

have on a tree at home that reminds of nothing so much as whiskers in one of Goldberg's cartoons.<br />

There are many, many kinds, and all so lovely. One very common tree is the rubber that yields resin.<br />

It grows with three divisions like the folds of a closed umbrella, and in the intervals ferns find a<br />

foothold, and occasionally even another kind of tree. I found one place where a tree had a palm<br />

growing in it, and the great ropes of a jungle vine looping over it like the lengths of a great snake.<br />

This particular vine swings from tree to tree for hundreds of feet and is as big as a tree at its root."<br />

Margaret tells us that the government has tried to save this area as a park, but sadly much of it<br />

has been destroyed. The park was built years ago by a Tesa (SP?). Siam was divided into what were<br />

known as twelve "circles," and there was a tesa or commander over each one. This particular Tesa<br />

was named Phya Ratsida. "Phya" was a title.<br />

Margaret tells us what the various ranks were. From the lowest up, they were Khun, Luang,<br />

Phra, Phya, and Chao Phya.<br />

Phya Ratsida's father, according to the story, arrived from China carrying nothing but a<br />

hopstick, which was a stick used by coolies for carrying loads. Margaret has pictures of both men.<br />

The father's name was Kaw Su Chien (SP?).<br />

The pictures Margaret has were secured for her by a friend named Lydia Na Ranong, a<br />

Chinese Thai whose husband was descended from Kaw Su Chien, his great great grandfather. At the<br />

age of twenty-five, Kaw Su Chien left China for Pinang, which had been ceded to the British in 1786<br />

by the Sultan of Kedah He was born about 1785 and died about 1881. By 1790 Pinang had a<br />

population of about 10,000. From the first, it attracted large numbers of Chinese immigrants,<br />

especially from Fukien. Kaw Su Chien arrived in Pinang in about 1810, and first sought employment<br />

as a common coolie. He owned nothing then but the clothes on his back and the carrying pole.<br />

Friends of Kenneth who knew him in his old age say that he kept the carrying pole to the last day of<br />

his life. He lived to be 96. He had it overlaid with gold and hung on the wall of the mansion he built<br />

at Ranong. Kenneth recalls seeing it. In the early years he was more than once reduced to eating<br />

slops which the peasant farmers had thrown out for the pigs. He soon entered the coastal trade, in<br />

which cloth and other manufactured articles were traded for tin, arrica nut (SP?), birds' nests, copra,<br />

and pepper, which in turn were sold to export agents in Pinang. The trade was highly dangerous in<br />

view of the pirates who infested the coastal areas, and the sporadic warfare between the Malay states,<br />

especially Kedah, and Thailand. All the northern half of what is now Malaya was tributary to<br />

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Thailand. From their foothold in Pinang, the British were hoping to break the hold of Thailand and to<br />

establish the supremacy of the East India Company. Kaw Su Chien attracted the attention of Thao<br />

Taep Sun Tong (SP?), rajah and apparently military governor of the important border principality of<br />

Tegoapah (SP?), which adjoined Burma. Under his patronage, Kaw Su Chien's great energy and<br />

ability were given every opportunity. Both he and his patron prospered enormously. When he had<br />

amassed a sufficient sum, he built a ship and embarked on trading ventures in his own right. He plied<br />

his boat between Pinang and the coastal towns of the peninsula. He became enormously wealthy,<br />

amassing a fortune second only to the King's.<br />

It was his son, Phya Ratsida, who was so interesting to Margaret. When she was living in<br />

Trang, the country women would come to call on her. They had no sense of time. They would come<br />

with a little gift of cakes or eggs in a little hand-woven handkerchief and give it to her, the traditional<br />

feudal gesture of the lesser to the greater. To the Thai, what we call bribes are often just a form of<br />

courtesy. And if they brought you something on a plate, you must return the plate unwashed—at<br />

least, in the Trang area. If you washed it, that meant to them that you had rejected the gift. So the<br />

women would come, and then settle down on the mook. Margaret would always offer them<br />

something in hospitality, perhaps a cup of tea. Peggy learned very quickly. That child, by the time<br />

she was four years old, was already seeing to it that any guest—if Margaret wasn't there—got a glass<br />

of water, a cup of tea, or something of the like. Kenneth wrote in a letter of the time, "There are three<br />

adults in our family. Only one baby, Bill." She grew up adopting many of the Thai forms of<br />

courtesy, and they are with her yet.<br />

The women would move into conversation. With them, questions were courtesy. They<br />

indicated interest. How are you today? And how is your husband? And how are your children? you<br />

grandchildren? your nephews and nieces? How are your crops doing? And how much did your<br />

husband make last year? That was considered a polite question. Endless questions. The teachers at<br />

the Thai school, the Anokul Safri Girls' School, could never get over Margaret's willingness to sit<br />

there and talk to these women. Margaret sat there more times than she could tell us for five hours<br />

easily. They might stop to have something to eat, and then continue talking. And the teachers would<br />

say, "Mem, how can you do it? Sit there and listen to those stupid old country women." They would<br />

not do it. Margaret's answer was that these country women were not stupid. They couldn't read or<br />

write, but they had the retentive memories of people who don't read or write. And they were<br />

interested in the past, as Margaret was.<br />

It was really listening to those women that Margaret began to perceive the system of values of<br />

the old Thai, under the feudal system. You must be able to please those greater than yourself. The<br />

truth is irrelevant. Courtesy is everything. The queen grandmother once said of King Phumipol's<br />

sister, "She's just as rude as the foreigners are!" To them, our emphasis on certain ethical principles<br />

is just irrelevant. When Margaret later ran the Anokunhsatree School, the hardest thing was to find<br />

ways of asking questions that wouldn't suggest the answer she was looking for, because then she<br />

would be sure to get it.<br />

Kenneth interjects that this was a hilarious problem when the American aid people went out to<br />

find what the felt needs of the Thai were, or the Burmese, or the Lao, or the Indonesians, or any of<br />

these people. When asked the question, the people would try to feel out what answer would be<br />

pleasing to the guy who was asking the question. They would sort of hedge around, and finally our<br />

gallant American would ask, Well, suppose you had a million dollars, or ten million dollars, what<br />

would you do with it? The answer: We'd build a temple. We'd make merit. No no no no, something<br />

that would really help the country. Well, we'd give it to the priests. Oh no no. And so they<br />

floundered around. The Burmese would finally say, Well, what do \RX think our felt needs ought to<br />

be if we had ten million dollars? And then the Americans would suggest a highway or some such<br />

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project. And so a highway it would be.<br />

Margaret returns to the country women who would come to visit with her. Some of the old<br />

women who were not Christians were surprised at her being there. Margaret remembers the elderly<br />

woman who was asked by Kru Kim Juang, "Auntie, wouldn't you like to go to America?" That is, to<br />

the country that missionaries like E.P. Dunlap and Kenneth Landon came from. "Oh no," she said,<br />

"I'm sure it's much better here because the men came here."<br />

What particularly interested Margaret about these old women was that, after the formalities<br />

and opening questions, they would always come to the old governor, Phya Ratsida. Nobody has ever<br />

done a book on him, and there should be one, because he was a person of great ability. He was a<br />

mammoth Chinese man, about Kenneth's height, five feet eight or nine, but very heavy. Margaret<br />

now reads from a letter she wrote in 1929. Phya Ratsida's real name was Kaw Sim Beh (SP?).<br />

"Kaw" was his surname. Eventually, his father, the one who arrived with nothing but a hopstick but<br />

eventually became very wealthy, got hold of a tin mine. And his son somehow secured the high<br />

position of Lord Lieutenant. Mrs. Bulkley remembered him, and described how he would come to<br />

the market with his attendants and perhaps a dozen baskets. This scene was described to Margaret by<br />

the old country women many times, it was so memorable. He carried a great club, and when he<br />

arrived, he let out a great roar. People had to prostrate themselves when he passed. The women<br />

would tell her, "Mem, we would hear the Chao Kuhn roar, and we would fall flat on our faces."<br />

"Chao Kuhn" meant "High Lord." He was so powerful in the south that he could have broken away<br />

from the central government if he had wanted to. But he chose to remain at least nominally loyal.<br />

He made piles of money out of the government, which was considered acceptable. It wasn't regarded<br />

as graft but as a perquisite of his position. He had no salary. He was expected to make whatever he<br />

made out of his position. Kenneth says they had a phrase, "you eat the city," "you eat your job."<br />

Phya Ratsida built the mission hospital in Trang and the residence attached to it and gave<br />

them to the mission to run. He started a magnificent system of roads, and built beautiful parks in a<br />

number of places. It was he who built the pass over the mountain. He had planned to build a road up<br />

the highest mountain and build a sanatorium there, but before that was accomplished, one of his<br />

enemies shot him to death. He died in 1913.<br />

After reading that from her letter of the time, Margaret explains that she later learned from her<br />

country women that the story was inaccurate. The truth was that one of his nephews had seduced the<br />

wife of a doctor, and one day, as the Chao Kuhn and his nephew were coming off a ship at Kantang,<br />

the doctor stepped up behind the offending nephew and shot him. The bullet went through the<br />

nephew's body and into the body of the Lord Lieutenant. It wasn't intended for Phya Ratsida. He<br />

was rushed to Pinang, but that was an overnight trip by ship. He lingered for a while, then died. It<br />

was a tragedy for the whole province because he had turned it into one of the richest areas of Siam. It<br />

had been a pepper-growing area. Pepper is difficult to cultivate, and has to be grown in an area that<br />

has a great deal of water. In spite of the fact that Trang had over a hundred inches of rain a year, and<br />

there was never a month that it didn't rain—in contrast to Bangkok, which had a dry season—there<br />

were sixteen wells on the Landon compound, where pepper had been grown. Margaret says she has<br />

found the name "Trang pepper" in old books. It was considered a very fine pepper.<br />

Then when rubber was introduced, it was easier to grow, and more profitable.<br />

The old women would say, "Oh mem, the old governor. He'd come into our house." Their<br />

houses were always built on cleared ground because of snakes. They never had a lawn or anything<br />

like that. "Oh mem, he'd come into our compound." And of course, he never moved alone. No Thai<br />

official would ever move about without his entourage, and so strong is that tradition that when the<br />

Thai ambassador here in Washington, about two ambassadors ago, would go to lecture, every Thai in<br />

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the city was expected to turn up. Lydia Na Ranong did not go, and he noticed it, and demanded an<br />

explanation. When the old governor would come to visit the homes of his people, they would be<br />

down on the ground. If they were up in the house, they would have to come down because they<br />

could not have their heads higher than the governor's. And that's why there were no two-story<br />

houses. Since no high Thai would walk under the place where somebody else's feet might go over,<br />

they had to have one-story houses. Another thing no Thai would do was to walk under a clothesline<br />

with women's clothes on it. That was defiling. So, anyway, the governor would come in, and he<br />

would roar. Down they were on their hands and knees, the whole family, mother, father, children,<br />

everybody, and he would say in this tremendous voice, "How many pigs do you have?" And the<br />

shaking farmer would say in a quiet voice, "I have three, your excellency." The Lord Lieutenant<br />

would then say, "I'll come back in a year, and you're to have eight! How many coconut trees do you<br />

have?" The same thing. "How many fruit trees? How many chickens? How many bullocks?" He<br />

would always double whatever they had, and he would indeed come back to check that his orders had<br />

been carried out. He had people who kept a record. That province was amazingly prosperous under<br />

him. The lazy people went to work. The fascinating thing to Margaret is that these old country<br />

women did not in any sense resent what the governor had done. That was what a really good ruler<br />

ought to do! He ought to improve the lot of the people. Look what he did. He built the roads. He<br />

built the hospital. He got them the farang doctor. Wonderful! He built schools. He made them all<br />

richer. They had the greatest love and respect for him.<br />

But they were wary of him too. When he would come into the market the way he would do,<br />

"we'd hide the girls, mem. We'd hide the girls!" He was likely to go off with some of the girls if he<br />

liked what he saw.<br />

So Margaret found that listening to these old women was worthwhile.<br />

6<br />

50:07 Margaret continues on Chong. There were several small houses, and one big bungalow<br />

which the Landons were using with the governor's permission. It stood on a rise of ground and<br />

commanded a long sweep of grass and trees. About five minutes' walk behind the house was a small<br />

cascade where they would go swimming. The mountain water came down clear and cold from the<br />

divide. There was a tiny sandy beach where the children could splash about. A half hour's walk<br />

away there was a beautiful big cascade, with water coming down over huge rocks, and farther still a<br />

high waterfall. Mrs. Bulkley had done a drawing of this in pastels which was presented to the Queen.<br />

She reads on the threat the people of the area made against the current governor because of his<br />

plans to cut down trees, the threat to shoot him if he did it. This stopped him. He knew they meant<br />

it. He hoped to make Chong a resort for tourists, or a vacation area for people from Bangkok, and<br />

thus get himself well known. He wanted to build a golf course, and a hotel.<br />

Margaret says that his dream has actually come true since then. Most of the great trees of the<br />

area are gone.<br />

7<br />

52:19 Kenneth tells that one day, at the back of their compound, a man appeared like no one he had<br />

seen in Thailand. He was a little, short black man, naked except for a g-string, with kinky hair. He<br />

wanted to speak to Kenneth, but he wouldn't come near, and when Kenneth approached him, he<br />

withdrew. But he left something. [Kenneth doesn't say what, but it was some sort of gift.] Kenneth<br />

learned from talking to Dr. Bulkley that this man was a negrito, and that the negritoes used to have<br />

relations with E.P. Dunlap, and that since Kenneth was living in Dunlap's house, maybe he seemed to<br />

be Dunlap returned in another form. The negritoes lived in the mountains up behind Chong. It was<br />

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very difficult to converse with them. They couldn't count. No two of them counted to ten in the<br />

same way. They all agreed on one and two, but not on anything beyond that. Kenneth later wrote<br />

one of his papers for the University of Chicago on these negritoes. Margaret says that no one told the<br />

Landons what the negritoes had come for. They wanted to exchange gifts for things like pots and<br />

pans and bits of cloth. The Landons would have been most glad to do it, but they just didn't know.<br />

These were the only human beings Kenneth ever heard of who had no fixed dwellings. They slept<br />

under large fronds in the jungle. Most of them since then have died out from pneumonia and malaria.<br />

There had been no malaria in that area for centuries, only in the north. But a motion picture company<br />

came out to make a famous motion picture, called &KRQJ, in which they used elephants. They did<br />

some of their filming in the north, but then brought down people from the north to complete the<br />

picture in the Chong area, among whom some were some carrying malaria. These infected the area,<br />

and many deaths resulted.<br />

The negritoes were trackers, and they used blowpipes with a poison dart. Kenneth used to<br />

have one of their blowpipes and a dart too. Margaret says that the mountain area where the negritoes<br />

lived is now infested with communists. Two American missionaries, women, were killed in that area.<br />

Kenneth tells of a classic of Thai literature called Chao Naw (SP?). The "naw" was a clown<br />

in the court, the "funny fellow." 1DZ meant "kinky," and was very much like the word QLJJHU in its<br />

implication. It's not a complimentary word. There is also a fruit that is curly-haired, and they called<br />

that a "naw." Margaret calls this fruit a "rombitan" (SP?). The Landons loved it. They say they had<br />

the best tree anywhere around.<br />

Margaret tells us that E.P. Dunlap introduced pineapples from Hawaii. There were a thousand<br />

of them in the Landons' backyard. Margaret had them all pulled out because there was no point in<br />

them. They took two years to form, one under certain circumstances. And as soon as they got<br />

anywhere near ripe, her neighbor stole them all. Furthermore, the snakes just adored to get up in<br />

"that top," like vipers and horrid little things like that. She decided that with children it was better to<br />

be rid of them. She could buy pineapples in the market for ten cents. Pineapple had developed into<br />

one of the major fruit industries of the south. Pineapples went up to Bangkok by the freightcar load.<br />

Dunlap also brought up the rombitan tree that was in the yard. Every year at a certain time,<br />

people came to the Landons asking to make a marcottage from the tree. They would take a wellgrown<br />

but still very supple branch and peel it very, very gently at one spot, all the way around, and<br />

then they would have earth and the fiber from the inside of a coconut shell which they would make<br />

into a large ball around the peeled spot, tying it tightly to the branch, which they would cut below the<br />

spot. This they would plant and keep wet. Perhaps once out of two or three times, this would grow,<br />

and when it did, you got an identical tree which bore the same quality of fruit.<br />

Dunlap was constantly thinking of ways of making life better.<br />

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HOUR 49<br />

Session #37 continued March 26, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIA1240) At Chong, Kenneth had one of his violent intestinal attacks. He had been having<br />

trouble with his teeth and feeling tired. Then one afternoon he started to feel badly, and Margaret<br />

started for the doctor. They were twelve miles out from Trang. The attacks Kenneth suffered from<br />

were so violent that Margaret didn't want to wait. Mrs. Bulkley went with Margaret, and they arrived<br />

at the hospital before dark. The hospital assistant made up some medicine called "the five tinctures"<br />

and "the five tinctures mixed with rhubarb and soda." The driving was perilous because the horn<br />

wasn't working and the road was under repair. But they made it back. Kenneth had had a bout of<br />

violent vomiting, and the servants had gathered around expecting him to die. Cholera acted that way.<br />

By now he was lying, weak but better, on the side porch. By morning, he was almost well, but he<br />

stayed in bed most of the day. The next day, Margaret herself had some chills and fever, though she<br />

did not become as ill as Kenneth. And then it was time to go home.<br />

As they were driving, they had a truck going ahead of them with some of their things and two<br />

of the servants. Suddenly, one of the truck's wheels "simply crumpled." The truck started to run off<br />

the road but plowed into a pile of earth which stopped it.<br />

Yin Lang (SP?), the cook, borrowed 150 tekals from Margaret. She still has the deed to his<br />

property. He was a Christian and had worked for missionaries for years. His father was ill and<br />

wanted to die. He asked to be off for a few days and asked for an advance. As security, he made out<br />

a first mortgage on his rubber garden to Margaret. It was supposed to be worth a thousand. In spite<br />

of this, she never got her money back.<br />

Then Mrs. Bulkley was very ill, and she couldn't take quinine. She had malaria. Her husband<br />

was away on furlough.<br />

On April 30, Kenneth wrote that on May 9 there was to be a total eclipse to the south, and he<br />

wanted to go. The King was going too. There would be huge crowds, and Kenneth would be able to<br />

preach to them. Margaret says he was wonderful at that, taking advantage of whatever came along.<br />

In May, Kenneth rushed up to Bangkok for a week to have dental work done. He got a plate<br />

with his first two artificial teeth set in rubber. Kenneth describes the Syrian refugee and the German<br />

doctor of international law that he met on the train returning to Trang. The German was an agnostic,<br />

and Kenneth talked to him at length about Christ. The man gave Kenneth a fine leather pillow that<br />

inflated to take with him on tour, and Kenneth carried that for the rest of his evangelistic touring life.<br />

Before that, Kenneth had used no pillow.<br />

Kenneth describes trying to get to know Dr. Bulkley, who was the silent type. Kenneth found<br />

James 3 a help in getting along with the man. "If the first chapter is not needed, then the result is<br />

verse 16. I have memorized it all for I need to practice that wisdom that is from above every day."<br />

2<br />

7:52 Peggy was starting to talk. Kenneth would sit her on his lap, point to things, and enjoy<br />

listening to her try to say them. She had a special difficulty with the word ERRN. "Well to hear her<br />

say ERRN would give you a fit. It seems to demand a terrible twisting of her lips and much vibration,<br />

like blowing on a comb. I got her to say 'Bible book' yesterday, and I had to go into the next room to<br />

laugh, it was so screamingly funny. I don't want her to know I am laughing at her for it's serious<br />

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business learning a language."<br />

Bill was a "regular man," with a voice that could be heard in strident shouts all over the<br />

house. He looked like a football player. He had a grip that never let go. "I picked him up yesterday,<br />

and he brought the whole carpet along with him." "He doesn't perspire gently and sweetly, but<br />

simply sweats. And he smells like a day laborer even though he gets bathed twice or more a day. He<br />

works hard at being a baby!"<br />

In Tan Ngiap Seng, Kenneth finally found a reliable assistant, a very fine man. He would<br />

work on long after the Landons left Thailand. 7DQ was his family name, and his sister's, Ah Sim.<br />

The Chinese generally came south because of famine and economic hardship. His village of Po Leng<br />

was near Swatow. He had the appearance of a northern Chinese, Kenneth said. Margaret comments<br />

that he had quite a nose, and wonders if it was an Arab nose. There ZDV trading between China and<br />

Arab nations.<br />

Ma Pawm (SP?), one of the servants, came to Margaret one day as she was lying down and<br />

said that someone had brought a "panther" for Kenneth, so she got up to go and see about it. One of<br />

the taxi drivers from town had indeed brought a "panther" to give to Kenneth. It was yellow, with<br />

black spots, and in fact was a small cheetah of some sort, says Kenneth. It seemed very fierce.<br />

Margaret took it and tied it out by her lettuce to keep the chickens from eating the lettuce. For a time,<br />

Margaret tried to grow tomatoes and lettuce, out of her longing for fresh vegetables, but she gave it<br />

up after a while.<br />

There were three houses on their compound. In addition to the main house, there was the<br />

small bamboo house the Dunlaps had lived in while the main house was being built. The servants<br />

lived in that. And then there was a very nice, small house in which the Chinese evangelist was<br />

supposed to live, which at that time was occupied by Kru Juang, who was "posing" as an evangelist<br />

but whom Kenneth had to fire. He was actually a hunter. He loved to live in the woods. His wife<br />

Kru Kim Juang became one of Margaret's best Thai friends. She lived until about two years ago,<br />

dying in 1976 or so. She had five children, but she was the one who worked. She taught, and she<br />

was a wonderful teacher. Kru Juang kept chickens, and they liked Margaret's lettuce.<br />

Kenneth had seen the type of cat that had been brought him in a house in Nakhon, and he<br />

liked it. He wanted one, and the word was out. So here was his "panther," as the Thai called every<br />

small cat. These cheetah-like cats were fierce; really wild. The Landons don't remember how long<br />

they kept that animal, or what became of it.<br />

3<br />

15:51 Margaret's cat died. She had three kittens, two like herself, and one mongrel. Margaret<br />

speculates that a snake killed her. Margaret explains that this cat never had a name. This is the cat<br />

that Kenneth sent Margaret in the box and that fell into the well, which Kenneth rescued one Sunday<br />

morning. It was never named "Leander." That name was given to one of her kittens. [Confused? You<br />

bet. Margaret and Kenneth themselves were very confused about this.] The kittens were about a month old<br />

at the time, one of which Margaret gave away and the other two she kept.<br />

The Landons at one time had nine cats, seven dogs, and two hornbills. Margaret didn't like<br />

the hornbills, but Kenneth. [They were named Izzy and Lizzy.] If you had a durian seed, which was the<br />

size of a small egg, and fed it to the hornbill, you could see it go down its throat, and then follow as it<br />

went all the way through, and if you waited, it would come out the tail. All the surrounding "meat"<br />

would be digested, of course, but the seed would come out intact. The bird would look astounded<br />

and turn around to see what it had done. They called the bigger hornbill Nok Ngua (SP?). The<br />

animals stayed under the house, and had the entire compound to roam in. They did not come up into<br />

the house.<br />

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Margaret begins to tell how the mission obtained the property in Trang. People who had<br />

property considered it a disgrace to sell it. Property was something you kept for your children. So<br />

the mission had difficulty acquiring land. [This narrative was interrupted and never completed.]<br />

7$3( 9,,, 6LGH<br />

4<br />

20:10 The central room of the house was fifteen feet by thirty. There was a dining room and a<br />

living room area, with an arch in between. There were two bedrooms on either side of this central<br />

area, each one fifteen feet square. The family actually slept on the porch, which was ten feet broad.<br />

There was a tremendous overhang of the roof because of the powerful monsoon rains, three or four<br />

feet at least. The roof had to be steeply pitched to handle the rain. The ceilings were high. The<br />

entire house was up off the ground about ten feet. Their garage was just under the house. The<br />

ceilings had a band just under them of latticework all around the walls to let air pass through. To the<br />

side rooms on either side of the central room, the two on the east and the two on the west, there were<br />

swinging doors, like saloon doors.<br />

The house outside had never been painted. Inside, the walls were painted a bright, garish<br />

blue. The compound had been poorly kept. So Margaret spent a lot of time the first years there<br />

making the place more attractive. She had the outside of the house stained. Paint wouldn't have been<br />

practical. They used a creosote oil, something called selignum (SP?), which was a dark reddish<br />

brown. The pillars down below were white, with a black base at ground level. The roof was a steep<br />

tile roof.<br />

Inside, Margaret began to paint in an off-white. The furniture was stained ebony. The<br />

combination of the off-white walls and the ebony furniture gave a sense of coolness.<br />

There was a porch in the back of the house, and she had a shelf built there, and she would<br />

have ferns and plants growing there.<br />

Session #38 April 2, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

5<br />

25:57 One day in April, 1929, Kenneth was in a chapel that he had just opened in Phatthalung when<br />

a very tough-looking man came in to see him, along with two companions. They came in at dusk and<br />

sat down. The man was named Kuai Tien Sung. He had a ferocious look in his face, and was<br />

powerfully built physically. They spoke at first in Thai, and then the man addressed Kenneth timidly<br />

in English. Kenneth found to his astonishment that the man spoke as an educated person in English,<br />

though he looked like a coolie. "He started to tell me his story, and as I watched his swarthy face, I<br />

saw a light of honesty in his eyes." His father was a wealthy man in Pinang, owning a hundred acres<br />

of rubber and some thirty houses in the city. As a boy, he avoided study, and having lots of money,<br />

soon ruined himself. He organized a secret gang, which was against the law in Malaya. He caused a<br />

lot of trouble and was deported to south Siam, and never returned to Pinang. For all his dissipation,<br />

he looked like a boy to Kenneth, though he was thirty-five. He came to a rice mill just starting up<br />

and found work as a coolie, work that almost killed him at first because he had to carry huge sacks of<br />

rice on his shoulders—they weighed about 200 pounds. This is how he built his powerful physique.<br />

He took up boxing and almost became champion of the Federated Malay States. His rice mill chief<br />

didn't know where to buy the best paddy or where to sell good rice, and so he made a deal with his<br />

boss that he would go up to Phatthalung to a very successful rice mill there and find out where they<br />

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sold their rice. He soon won a name as a good coolie at this successful mill. He examined all the rice<br />

sacks as they went out of the mill and then made a weekly report to his real boss back home. If he<br />

had been caught in this spying, it would have meant years in prison. He posed as an ignorant fellow,<br />

spent all he earned on booze, gambling, and girls. Life was hard at the mill, and he began to long for<br />

a more honest life. So he had come to see Kenneth, and that was why he needed to speak in English,<br />

for fear that he would be caught out. "He's like the prodigal son. He's down to the husks of life in<br />

Phatthalung." The police were suspicious of him because he was such a tough, and a fighter. He<br />

realized that he was leading a wicked life, and he asked that Kenneth teach him. He would travel<br />

with Kenneth and do anything he said. He wanted to be Kenneth's acolyte. Kenneth told him about<br />

Jesus and the Gospel, and the man seemed to want to believe. However, the man had made a promise<br />

to his original employer to make two more reports from Phatthalung, and he felt that he had to do it.<br />

He was undercutting the mill in Phatthalung, which was losing trade to his real boss. But he made a<br />

promise to Kenneth that after that, he would lead a new life.<br />

They spent two days together, talking, before Kenneth returned to Trang. Kenneth never saw<br />

or heard from him again. He thinks the man wanted Kenneth to be a sort of confessor, to take a load<br />

off his conscience. Kenneth has thought of him many times through the years.<br />

6<br />

32:00 Margaret reads from The Expectation of Siam by Dr. Arthur J. Brown on E.P. Dunlap. It is<br />

a description in tribute to the great man, who was equally friend of the highborn and the peasant, who<br />

was even called on to adjudicate disputes between people, like a judge, he was so highly respected.<br />

There was one Christian family already in Trang when the work was opened in 1910. The<br />

father had been a devout Buddhist. One day, while trying to repair an old household god, he thought,<br />

"How can this helpless god do me any good? It cannot take care of itself." Then he looked at his<br />

hands, and the thought came to him that they must have had a creator. He called his wife and told her<br />

that he could no longer worship dumb, helpless idols. He put them away and set apart a room where<br />

he and his family went each day to worship the Great Spirit, the creator of all things. Later, an Old<br />

Testament portion came into his hands. It had been distributed, with others, by Dr. John Carrington<br />

of the American Bible Society. Satisfied, that the Creator was indeed the God of the Bible portion he<br />

had received, the man continued faithfully in the worship of the Creator. Dr. Dunlap happily<br />

received this man into his new church in Trang and worked to teach him further.<br />

That man's son was the carpenter in Trang, and he had two daughters in the school there in<br />

Trang. The older daughter later worked for Margaretta Wells at the Christian bookstore in Bangkok.<br />

She was called Haw Yi (SP?). The other daughter was called Haw Wai (SP). Both Chinese names.<br />

Ultimately, Haw Yi took a Siamese name. Another son worked for Dr. McDaniel as a medical<br />

assistant.<br />

Kenneth reads a letter to his mother, who had told him for the first time about a sore on her<br />

breast. He urged her to see a surgeon, which she did. She had written and asked Kenneth what he<br />

thought she ought to do with $900 which she had inherited from her mother. She had never<br />

mentioned before that she had this money. Kenneth urged her to keep it there, every cent of it. It<br />

was the only thing she had of her own, and if Brad could get it away from her, he would.<br />

His mother was forever urging Kenneth to pray, and he said that he had a lot of problems<br />

praying. It was hard for him to sit quiet and pray for others. "I guess the Lord made all kinds. The<br />

doers would be helpless without the prayers. The prayers would get nothing done without the doers.<br />

And I just happen not to be a prayer."<br />

Kenneth commented that his father, with his great concern for hygiene, would have a hard<br />

time living in Siam. The water, for an example, and in particular the river water was used to bathe in,<br />

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to urinate and defecate in, to dump all refuse into, and then to drink from. The Landons' drinking<br />

water was dipped from beside their outhouse!<br />

Kenneth learned in June that his mother had been in the hospital for an operation the month<br />

before.<br />

7<br />

40:17 In late June, at the full moon, all the church folks came to their house "for a frolic." There<br />

were well over a hundred. Kenneth hung his gasoline pressure lantern outside on the lawn, and hung<br />

a second, borrowed lantern under the house, where they had cement flooring. The bright moonlight<br />

helped to illuminate the scene. They served refreshments under the house, and had games there. Out<br />

on the lawn, they had a "real frolic." The young and the old leaped around in American games which<br />

Kenneth had laid out for them on the lawn. The people seemed to have a wonderful time, and the<br />

Landons hoped to do this again. The Dunlaps had done it at every full moon. As it turned out, the<br />

Landons were unable to keep this up.<br />

When he started, Kenneth had seven evangelists working under him. After three months, he<br />

had fired three of them, and that June, he fired a fourth. He had caught them lying to him and being<br />

dishonest in various ways. Kenneth didn't fool around with them. When he caught them out, he fired<br />

them. He was beginning to think he would have to "clean them all out" and start over again. Toward<br />

the end of June, 1929, Kenneth discovered that one of his evangelists had turned his chapel into a<br />

"disorderly house" at night [that is, a bordello]. He "set out after him," but the man got word that<br />

Kenneth was coming and fled. He didn't want to confront Kenneth. He was never heard from again.<br />

"No," says Margaret, "you were a terrible man even then!" Kenneth recalls how angry he was.<br />

One of the reasons Kenneth had problems with his evangelists was that Dr. Dunlap had been<br />

so forgiving with them. If someone wronged him, he would forgive again and again. If someone<br />

needed money, he would give it and never ask for it back. Did someone desire a new house? Dr.<br />

Dunlap would build it. On and on. The dark side of this was that no standards were set, and people<br />

had learned from experience that they could get away with lying and corruption. Naturally, there was<br />

a falling away after Dr. Dunlap left an area because the missionaries who followed him were very<br />

different. They were not so tolerant or forgiving.<br />

Margaret describes her average day. It began at 6:00, when the first peep came out of Billy or<br />

Peggy. Both slept well through the night, so Margaret could sleep well too. Breakfast and prayer<br />

were at 7:00. They always had devotions in Siamese as a sort of witness to the servants. Margaret<br />

had time to get things underway for the day before her teacher came at 9:00. There were so many<br />

things to do. Margaret was working to get the house redone, a bit at a time. That June, she had Nai<br />

Lai (SP?), a Christian, working on the sleeping porch. He was a slow but thorough worker, a<br />

carpenter.<br />

Margaret talks about the sleeping porches. When they first moved to Trang, there were<br />

sleeping porches on both the east and west sides of the house. She had one added on the south, that<br />

is, the back verandah, and had a door cut through into the house. This was to be for the children.<br />

The teacher who came at 9:00 was someone Kru Tardt had sent down from Bangkok.<br />

Margaret was anxious to become more proficient in the language. There were about forty ways to<br />

say everything, so it was a challenge. You couldn't just say EDVNHW, for instance, with some sort of<br />

adjective to describe the basket. Rather, there was a different word for every shape and size of<br />

basket. Margaret studied until 11:30, with occasional interruptions from the children [who of course<br />

were under the care of a servant]. Lunch was at noon. After lunch, there was time for a little nap.<br />

Margaret then studied again from 2:00 to 4:00, this time not book study but conversation.<br />

Then, if it was a clear day, Kenneth wanted her to go to the tennis club for a few sets. The<br />

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club was for government officials, but they had been very kind in inviting the Landons to play. After<br />

that, Margaret returned home for a bath and supper. After supper, Margaret worked to teach two of<br />

her servants to read and write in Siamese for an hour.<br />

In the evening, she could use her time as she pleased until Billy's 10:00 bottle.<br />

By this time, the Landons were acquainted with the Moffitts (SP?) at the Lum Pa (SP?) tin<br />

mine.<br />

"Bill and Peggy are going to be great friends if she doesn't take too proprietary an interest in<br />

him. A while ago, while he was lying on the floor with his bottle, she came past and happened to<br />

notice that the bottle was empty. So she took it away from him and started for the kitchen. His wails<br />

deterred her not at all from her duty as she saw it." "That's Peggy!" the Margaret of today laughs.<br />

8<br />

50:22 Kenneth reads a letter from July 10, 1929. Dr. Bulkley had just rushed down to the<br />

Federated Malay States because he had received a wire from a hospital down there that his wife was<br />

delirious and raving from fever. Malaria. The real trouble was that she couldn't take the medicine for<br />

it, the quinine. She had a real phobia about it.<br />

Kenneth was about to send two young men to Bangkok for a conference that would consider<br />

ways and means of helping along the Christian work in Siam.<br />

On July 19, he wrote home concerning Victorine Smith, who he had learned had gone to be<br />

the housekeeper in Meadville, in Mae's illness. Supposedly, in Mae's operation, the cancer she had in<br />

her breast was completely removed. It was Victorine who had seen Kenneth flying out the window<br />

one day, in his childhood, when the boys were playing follow-the-leader. It was a vivid memory for<br />

her.<br />

Kenneth reported that he had had some trouble with the Huiat (SP?) church. The Chinese<br />

preacher there had a bunch of kids in with him every night for instruction in the Bible, and then he<br />

helped them prepare their lessons for school. The governor had learned of this and felt it was against<br />

school law and ordered the preacher and chapel closed out. Kenneth had to go up and talk to both the<br />

preacher and the governor to straighten things out. The preacher was a very nice man. He was just<br />

acting like a parent.<br />

Margaret wrote that Bill was a lovely baby. He had four teeth, and he was crawling. When<br />

he set out to go somewhere, he went slowly, but he got there. One day he became fascinated with Ma<br />

Pawm's (SP?) mopping of the floor and tried to follow the motion of the mop. She kept it just out of<br />

his reach, of course, so he couldn't get hold of it. Just then a rainstorm came up, and Ma Pawm<br />

rushed out to the porch to let down the curtains. Bill crawled out after her and at last succeeded in<br />

capturing the mop. He was so pleased with himself. He had it!<br />

Kenneth commented on his visit to the Huiat church. Among twenty Chinese, there were<br />

people speaking in Tachu (SP?), Cantonese, Hokien (SP?), Hailum (SP?), and English. Kenneth<br />

could understand quite a bit in each dialect, he says.<br />

Margaret wrote that Ma Pawm (SP?) was still with them from Nakhon. She rose at the crack<br />

of dawn and put a torch in the stove to light it. She had actually bought the torch to do this, made of<br />

some sort of heavy leaves and pitch. She put in the wood with the torch burning in the stove and<br />

waited for the wood to catch. Then she removed the torch. Margaret was impressed with how easily<br />

she had solved the problem.<br />

Margaret was worried about servants. She did not like to have to keep after them, but with<br />

children, she had to. One night one of them left an open pin in Billy's bed, and Margaret would have<br />

fired the person but didn't know who had done it. The Chinese servants were very different from the<br />

Siamese. The Chinese she'd had were always noisy, likely to be impudent, careless, dirty, and<br />

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dishonest, but they were tremendous workers. "They have to be handled with a terribly firm hand or<br />

they run away with the works." Once a Mrs. Sheehan (SP?) came home and found her Chinese<br />

servants sleeping in her bed, mistakenly believing she wasn't coming home that night. Siamese<br />

servants, by contrast, were quiet, inclined to be cleaner, but all too often very lazy. Margaret found<br />

with both types of servants that if she let a little thing go, the next day there was likely to be a bigger<br />

thing, and the day after that a bigger still. "Yeah," Kenneth says. "If they know you're in charge,<br />

they respect you."<br />

The Siamese called durian "the king of fruits." It was a large, spiny, green fruit bigger than a<br />

melon. The seeds were like small eggs in size. Around these was a white, pulpy meat that had a rich,<br />

nutty flavor. It took a while to get used to. The fruit had a powerful odor, like decaying garbage or<br />

rotten eggs. Margaret would hold her nose when she went through the market if durian were on sale.<br />

The fruit was just delicious. The Landons learned to use durian in ice cream. It was like a rich,<br />

walnut ice cream, and no bad smell at all. Margaret's Auntie Trine had sent them an ice cream<br />

maker. When they first came to Trang, there was no ice available. Nor did they have an ice box until<br />

their second term. But a man named Willie Klinger (SP?) built an ice plant, and Kenneth would go<br />

down and get ice, which they would break up to make ice cream. Even then, there were refrigerators<br />

that ran on kerosene, but they were beyond the Landons' means.<br />

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Session #38 continued April 2, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIIB225) Margaret again describes the house in Trang. The large central room had no<br />

windows, only two double doors at each end, front and back. The view from the dining room onto<br />

the back porch distressed Margaret, and so she was working on it. First, she put up a screen to hide<br />

the kitchen, which was a separate appendage in back, and also the sink on the back porch where the<br />

dishes were washed. There was a lattice across the back porch even with the wall of the dining room,<br />

and low down on that she had had a shelf put for flowers. There was a shelf on the outside of the<br />

porch railing for flowers, and she had one put half way down on the inside. She had all of them filled<br />

with ferns. She had about twenty maidenhair ferns, six pots of violets, and several other kinds of<br />

ferns. She was beginning to learn lots about flowers. "I just love to see the new green shoots<br />

appear." Margaret came from a non-gardening family, and she had to learn everything by herself.<br />

Kenneth was working to solve his problem with his evangelists. On August 13, he wrote that<br />

the night before he had signed a contract with Kru Pram Wari Wanit (SP?) to send him for four years<br />

of study at Chiang Mai Seminary. On the completion of his course, he was to work with Kenneth in<br />

his field, and perhaps to become one of his pastors. The Kenneth of today tells us that this never<br />

worked out; he doesn't even know what became of the man. He was very personable. Stayed in the<br />

Landons' house for five days.<br />

Kenneth conducted his first service in Chinese August 13, 1929. The Chinese were delighted,<br />

and "they said they could even understand me." "That do make it nice!" Margaret comments.<br />

August 17, he wrote that he was having the strange experience of being taken for a "babar" or<br />

half Chinese. As far as he knew, he was the only missionary or white man in all of Siam to speak<br />

both Thai and Chinese. He was the only Chinese-speaking white man on the entire peninsula. So<br />

naturally, this drew considerable interest from the Chinese in the area. They would ask him how long<br />

he had lived in China, and he would answer, "Four days." And they would scratch their heads.<br />

Margaret comments on how neat and pretty the railroad stations in Thailand were, with tea<br />

hedges and flowers.<br />

Margaret went to a Siamese wedding with Kru Kim Juang, who was to become so important<br />

in Margaret's life. .LP meant "gold." Her parents' home was out in Tajing (SP?), which was about a<br />

mile from Trang. She was a Christian. Margaret once went out to call on her grandmother, who was<br />

a Buddhist. Kru Kim Juang had five children by that time, and was teaching school at the Christian<br />

girls' school there in Trang. Ultimately, she went on to have ten or eleven children altogether, and<br />

never stopped teaching. An amazing and lovely woman. The wedding they went to was a Buddhist<br />

wedding. They missed part of it because Kru Kim Juang could not get off from school. They drove<br />

in the Landon car down quite a pretty road with rice fields on either side and left the car in a temple<br />

yard with a youngster to watch it. They walked in through a lot of native houses to a new one made<br />

of wood with a tile roof. Most houses were made of bamboo. The ground was spongy with the old<br />

husks of rice that had been beaten out and thrown there. The house had two small rooms and a<br />

verandah. In the morning, the bridegroom had left his house with several of his friends, a brass band,<br />

one or two children, and one or two old people—all this carefully following the custom.<br />

Years later, Margaret came to know Lydia Na Ranong—who was born Lydia Tan and whose<br />

mother was a lady in waiting to the last Manchu Empress of China—and Lydia told her that she was<br />

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the little girl who rode in the sedan chair with the last emperor of China, Emperor Pu Yi, when he<br />

went to get his bride.<br />

Margaret isn't sure of the symbolism, but probably the very old represented those who had<br />

been married a long time, and the very young represented the future.<br />

The bridegroom had gone to the house of the bride where a foot-washing and head-anointing<br />

ceremony took place before he ascended the stairs to the house. After that, the bride with her<br />

attendants returned to his house with him where there was an open house celebration all day, and a<br />

feast for the groom's friends in the evening. The groom was dressed in a dark blue panung, the<br />

official color, and a white coat. The bride wore a green panung, a pink silk blouse, a green<br />

neckerchief, and some gold chains. The bridegroom hadn't had to pay much for her because he was<br />

quite desirable. He owned valuable property. He was twenty-one, the bride sixteen.<br />

Margaret commented that, while the Siamese customs were very different from the ones she<br />

was at home with, the Thai seemed very civilized to her. She felt that with the country people. They<br />

were very superstitious, but so were many Americans. It was difficult to win them to Christianity.<br />

The priests usually fought Christianity by telling the people that it ZDV a good religion but that after<br />

all it was no different from Buddhism, so why change? Both taught good works, clean lives, and so<br />

forth.<br />

2<br />

9:40 Margaret heard that the <strong>College</strong> Church in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois, had split. Adelle and Betty went<br />

over to the new Bible church, but after she learned what had happened, Margaret sympathized with<br />

the other side. What happened was that teachers from Moody Bible Institute had begun to move out<br />

into the <strong>Wheaton</strong> area and become part of the college faculty, and they were very divisive. <strong>College</strong><br />

Church was Congregationalist. When Dr. Charles Blanchard died, he was followed as president of<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> by Dr. James Oliver Buswell, who was very divisive also. And that soon did it.<br />

Things came to a head in the summer of 1929, apparently, and the church split.<br />

August 29, Kenneth wrote to his father speaking of two letters mailed July 15 and 21 that he<br />

had received from him in which Brad had said he had given up all hope for Mae. Aunt Maud had<br />

come to stay with Mae, day and night. Kenneth wrote assuming that his mother was now dead and<br />

had been dead for some time.<br />

In fact, Margaret tells us, that on July 27, 1929, the day Mae died, Kenneth knew it. Kenneth<br />

was away much of the time. He would come in for a week or so to recuperate, organize for the next<br />

tour, and then go off for another three weeks or a month. He was in at this time of July. Kenneth<br />

was the type of person who was always doing something. Adelle once said of Kenneth, rather<br />

reflectively, "There's really never any doubt, is there, when Kenneth's in the house." And it's true,<br />

she says, because he has always been "noisy." Not unpleasantly, but you simply knew it, and the<br />

house suddenly seemed very quiet when he wasn't there. So anyway, this day in Trang, July 27,<br />

Margaret saw Kenneth sitting on the mook, the porte-cochere. She can see in her mind the wicker<br />

chair in the corner where he was sitting. It faced north. He was sitting in the northwest corner in this<br />

big wicker chair, and he was absolutely quiet. He had been subject to periodic and violent intestinal<br />

upsets, and Margaret's first thought was that something was wrong. So she hurried out to ask him<br />

what was the matter. "And he just looked up to me and said, 'My mother just died.'" Just like that, as<br />

if he'd had a message. And he had. It was the first time she was aware that Kenneth had an<br />

extraordinary degree of extrasensory perception.<br />

Mae had indeed died that day, and probably at that exact hour. She had died in the night, and<br />

this was in the day in Trang, half way round the world.<br />

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3<br />

15:17 Kenneth was able to communicate with Ah Sim in Chinese now.<br />

Mrs. Bulkley was the daughter of divorced parents, an unusual thing in those days. She had<br />

been beautiful when young. But she was a difficult woman. She had come to Bangkok in about 1905<br />

or 1907. She was an imperious person. A magnificent horse woman. Edna Bruner (SP?) was her<br />

maiden name. She had no college education. All manner of young men, especially the British, in<br />

Bangkok were in love with her. But she was determined to marry Con Bulkley, who wasn't<br />

interested in her. His father was a surgeon in New York and was a wealthy man and socially<br />

prominent. Perhaps that is why she wanted to marry his son. It was an unhappy marriage, and after<br />

they had been married about forty years, and she had raised seven children with Dr. Bulkley, she<br />

divorced him and ended up living entirely alone in a house she had built. She died alone. One of her<br />

sons now lives in Seattle and is involved with scientology, [the pseudo-religion founded by L. Ron<br />

Hubbard].<br />

Mrs. Bulkley would sit in the house with field glasses and try to keep an eye on what her<br />

husband was up to.<br />

Miss Christiansen was sent out by Dr. Bulkley's surgeon father to be there in time for the birth<br />

of the first Bulkley child in 1912.<br />

Mrs. Bulkley gave Margaret two good pieces of advice. One was that if you ever have a<br />

chance to get a really good Chinese servant, take her, whether you need a servant or not, because they<br />

are the best.<br />

Well, one day Tan Ngiap Seng brought his sister, Mali Tan—0DOL being the name "Mary."<br />

Her husband was called Ah Bat, and he was not bright. But she was. Her and Ngiap Seng's mother<br />

had been a Bible woman, and so Mali had been brought up in the church. Margaret hired her to care<br />

for the children. This was Ah Sim, of course.<br />

4<br />

21:34 Margaret and Kenneth discuss the origins of the name Siam. It went back centuries. When<br />

the Portuguese came into Sengora, their first contacts were with the Chinese. They asked what the<br />

country was, naturally, and who are the people, and the Chinese referred to them as VLDP OR or VLDP OR<br />

NDZ (SP?). The Chinese had always called them that, Margaret says. It went way back before the<br />

Portuguese, when Emperor Chiang Ho's (SP?) Chinese came down that way. The Portuguese took<br />

the name from that, and the country became Siam.<br />

One of the problems with Thai servants was that they would fill children with all sorts of<br />

superstitions, which they truly believed. Margaret remembers John Eakin, Jr., telling her that, when<br />

he lay in bed at night, he still could hear the spirits going through the top of the trees when the wind<br />

blew. He was an adult, and he knew it was foolishness, but this has been put into him as a child and<br />

he could not clear his mind entirely of it. The impression made on his mind as a child was too deep.<br />

Kenneth reports a memorable conversation with Peggy on this subject. He asked her as an adult if<br />

she remembered when she was a girl, speaking Thai, dressing like a little Thai girl, going in and out<br />

of the Thai school, and of course she did. And you believed in the spirits? Oh yes, she answered.<br />

And you knew the names of the spirits? Oh yes. She knew them. And do you still believe in the<br />

spirits? he asked. "Not in the daytime," she answered. This was at Scientists' Cliffs, when she was a<br />

young woman. She knew there were spirits around at night.<br />

Ngiap Seng brought his sister and said she was looking for work. She had probably come<br />

recently. She knew no Thai, and so she and Margaret had no language in common. This would have<br />

been early in the first year in Trang. Margaret remembered Mrs. Bulkley's advice. And Kenneth<br />

was already learning Chinese, which meant that he would soon be able to communicate with Mali.<br />

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Furthermore, Mali was a Christian, indeed, a second-generation Christian, who wouldn't fill the<br />

children with superstitions. So Margaret took her on to be an amah, as a nurse for the children was<br />

called.<br />

It was from Thai children that the children got the superstitions, not Ah Sim.<br />

When Ah Sim first came, she was very noisy. Clatter, bang. This is very Chinese. Kenneth<br />

has a friend, Gene Hsiao, who always talks in a tremendous, booming voice. It took Margaret a long<br />

time to get Ah Sim quieted down. But she was bright, and she learned. In time, she also became the<br />

cook. She didn't know how to read, so she would memorize the market list and keep it in her head.<br />

Kenneth went out every evening and took the list and wrote it down. Theoretically, he was keeping<br />

track of the money she spent, and the theory was further that she wasn't taking any extra profits out of<br />

it. They found out later that she did very well by herself. But it didn't hurt the Landons at the time.<br />

Margaret asserts that she took very little. Kenneth says that she ended up owning three shops in the<br />

market. Margaret points out that both she and Ah Bat were working for them, and they lived "the<br />

most frugal of lives."<br />

Kenneth recalls a time when he went off on tour and didn't return for six weeks. When he did<br />

return, on the second or third day, Ah Sim came to him with a rather pained look on her face, and<br />

said, "Mok seu (SP?—she always called me 'Mok seu.' It means 'shepherd of the flock.' If you don't<br />

come and take this market list, I'm going to forget something." Kenneth wondered what she would<br />

make up. Ah Sim started day by day and went through the whole six weeks, right up to that day.<br />

And it balanced, to the last setang! It would be so many fruits, six setangs. So much pork. He asked<br />

her how she had remembered it all, and she said that at night, she would recite the list to herself<br />

before going to sleep. Obviously, a person of integrity.<br />

All the recipes Margaret taught her, she kept in her head. "She had the memory of an<br />

illiterate," Kenneth says.<br />

Margaret began to notice problems with the food, and she discovered that all of the servants<br />

were eating food out of the kitchen. The cook at that point was Yin Lung (SP?), and Margaret was<br />

convinced he was taking things home regularly to his family. Ah Sim and her adopted daughter and<br />

the cook, who were all Chinese, accused Ma Pawm, the one Siamese. Ma Pawm confessed that she<br />

had eaten some things and told Margaret what they were, and said she would not eat any more if<br />

Margaret didn't like it. A few days later, some fudge disappeared. The cook lied about this. Then<br />

much of a cake disappeared. Margaret caught Ah Sim and her daughter stealing fruit.<br />

Dr. Bulkley was back. He had found his wife almost dead, but she had made a quick<br />

recovery. She was in charge of the school, and Margaret had no authority. But Margaret had become<br />

aware that something was wrong at the school, though she didn't know what.<br />

5<br />

32:20 Margaret refers to the man Kenneth contracted to go to the seminary in Chiang Mai. It was<br />

in August, 1929.<br />

Margaret was having trouble with her eyes, and had to stop studying.<br />

Peggy was having trouble with an infection on her nose. She had a number of skin infections<br />

in Thailand. Dr. Bulkley dressed the infection several times; he regarded it as serious.<br />

Peggy liked to feed Bill and help bathe him. She loved to take things away from him and say,<br />

"No, no!"<br />

She had gotten to the stage where she liked to run away. She wanted to go down to the<br />

school, where she had many friends. One day she started off down the road before they missed her.<br />

She had put on a lavender rayon shirt of Margaret's over her rompers and set off for the school.<br />

Kenneth set off for Sengora for a month's work.<br />

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Kenneth describes an experience with an unpleasant young woman at the gas station the day<br />

before, April, 1978.<br />

Of going to Thailand and her work there, Margaret says, "I was the person that had to go<br />

along in a life that I never would have chosen and do the best I could." Kenneth adds, "The story of<br />

our life!"<br />

Margaret tells how concerned she was about Peggy's infection. Practically all of the Thai<br />

children had worms. One of the first things the Landons were told when they went to Bangkok was<br />

never to touch their eyes. If they went out to the marketplace or anywhere at all, they would wash<br />

their hands as soon as they came home. Trachoma was everywhere, and ringworm was all over too.<br />

Peggy wanted to play with the Thai children, and Margaret had decided not to do what some of the<br />

missionaries did, that is, to keep their children apart from the Thai. That would be more damaging<br />

than most of the diseases. But of course, Peggy's playing with the children made for concern over<br />

what she might pick up.<br />

Margaret's films were stolen on the way to Bangkok, probably by a guard on the train. She<br />

now began to register films.<br />

A tiger killed a man at Chong.<br />

Margaret got word that Adelle was moving. So by that time, she had lost her house.<br />

Kenneth reads from his letter to Adelle of August 17, 1929. "Dearest Mother Too-Too." She<br />

had sent him some songbooks, and he had been playing the tunes on his saxophone. He had a tenor<br />

banjo on order, and looked forward to playing the songs on that too. "I am in the dusty room of a<br />

grimy, bed-bug-ridden Chinese hotel whose outstanding characteristics are floors covered with<br />

cigarettes and rooms full of women looking for a chance to practice their art of lovemaking. Oh yes,<br />

and this is Sengora, or Songkhla." He intended to work there for a month or so, and intended to visit<br />

every home and leave a Gospel in every home. It was there that the Chinese expressed their<br />

astonishment at Kenneth's Chinese and insisted that he must either be part Chinese or have lived in<br />

China a long time to speak the language so rapidly. "It seems remarkable to me the way the Lord has<br />

given me this language after scarcely three months of hard study. I still surprise myself when I start<br />

to speak in it." His new ability opened up a field of hundreds of thousands of Chinese which had<br />

scarcely been touched. "So we praise the Spirit who helps in these things, don't we?"<br />

Kenneth went on to write about the Lord Lieutenant of all south Siam, who was a most<br />

unusually brilliant man. He was particularly unusual in that he had worked himself up through the<br />

ranks to his high position. He had also had but one wife, at least, officially. His wife died, and as<br />

Kenneth felt he knew him, Kenneth wrote him and suggested the Landons' Christian hope to him. He<br />

wrote back and said that, when Kenneth came to Songkhla, he should visit him. So Kenneth went<br />

and spent two hours with the Lord Lieutenant in his palace, telling him about Christ and his message.<br />

The Lord Lieutenant was very interested, but listened as "a rationalist."<br />

Kenneth had received a letter from a missionary in Bangkok criticizing him for using<br />

government channels to carry out his evangelistic work. Kenneth presented the matter to the Lord<br />

Lieutenant, and he said that he approved of Kenneth's work and of his methods. It helped make<br />

better citizens. He hoped the work would continue.<br />

6<br />

42:19 Margaret reads excerpts from a lost letter of Kenneth's concerning a meeting the Lord<br />

Lieutenant held with about three hundred priests and six hundred commoners at which he talked<br />

about Kenneth. "I was his text, his example, and his conclusion. My work is his envy for the<br />

priesthood. He says they can and must do it. He quoted me as saying that they couldn't for they lack<br />

the power of the Holy Spirit and are like a locomotive without steam. He admits I have the power<br />

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and says that they can acquire it too from moral teaching. As proof, he is leaving his exalted position<br />

here in a few months for one year to be a priest and demonstrate how it must be done. He claims he<br />

has studied me in detail and is left only with admiration. The things he pointed out were, one, no fear<br />

about losing face, that most important of all things in the East. Two, street preaching. Three, house<br />

visiting. Four, simple, almost self-denying habits. Neither smoking nor drinking. Five, not proud,<br />

but willing to pack a load of books on my back all day through the heat. Six, meeting high and low<br />

with the same respect. Seven, never angry when jeered by a mob, but with a cool heart and always a<br />

smile. Eight, always followed by a gang of kids who proclaimed my coming noisily, knocked on<br />

doors, and called out to the housewives and explained my business before I said a word. The abovereported<br />

meeting was given me by lawyer Chuan (SP?) who wrote it all down and came to tell me. I<br />

was amazed for I never realized that I had been under such close inspection."<br />

Kenneth reads a letter from September concerning his mother's death and burial. He had<br />

received a letter from Brad including clippings from the death and burial. "I suppose she is there<br />

with Bradley now in Greendale Cemetery." Passages were read at the funeral from Mae's Bible.<br />

Kenneth believes that Bible went to Peggy. He also gave Peggy his mother's ring. Kenneth wrote of<br />

the Rev. McIlvaine (SP?) who had now presided at both Bradley's and Mae's funerals, and who<br />

pastored the Presbyterian church which helped to support Kenneth and his family in Thailand.<br />

Peggy celebrated her second birthday. Margaret had a party, and about forty children from<br />

the school came. Many games were played out on the lawn. Peggy was the center of attention, "and<br />

she was feeling her years," wrote Kenneth. "Bill was excited, stood on his toes, and crowed most of<br />

the time. What a buster he is."<br />

"As far as your falling into need while your son is living, it seems a rather impossible thing.<br />

You can always depend on me when you have need, and you know that, Dad."<br />

Kenneth now had his banjo and was taking that around with him.<br />

A woman named Frieda had come to live with Dad's father.<br />

Margaret tells of the two little girls who walked four miles to come to Peggy's party. Kru<br />

Flora managed the games. Peggy thought it was all so much fun that she wanted to go home with the<br />

other children when they left.<br />

7<br />

50:08 Kru Chin Da (SP?) taught Margaret something about fine Siamese cooking by preparing a<br />

special dinner for her on her twenty-sixth birthday. She had been a Christian, but then had married a<br />

highly placed Thai official. She then more or less abandoned her Christian faith. But she had a<br />

loveliness in her. She was a cultivated Thai and knew many things that only the upper class Thai<br />

knew. The food for the upper class and for the palace was incredibly intricate, as intricate as the<br />

finest French cooking. Kru Chin Da decided that Margaret should have this kind of meal for her<br />

birthday. She and the teachers worked on it literally all day. Everything was carved. Each platter<br />

was exquisite to look at. Margaret hoped to learn how to make a few things. There was a cake made<br />

with coconut milk, eggs, and a little flower. Delicious.<br />

Margaret's language teacher gave her a basket for flowers made of a conch shell. Kru Flora<br />

gave her a rice spoon of the same material. Dr. Bulkley brought her a Burmese gong. Another<br />

teacher brought her an aerial view of Wattana Wittiah Academy, and two others a small set of doilies.<br />

Someone had to go to Madras to meet a group of children coming home from India, and<br />

Margaret was given this task. She was very excited. She would go in late October, spending a few<br />

days in Pinang, then boarding a ship for Madras.<br />

Margaret had made a dress for Elizabeth, which she sewed by hand. She was also making<br />

three dresses for herself. She had no sewing machine.<br />

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"Trang is perhaps the most delightful place in all Siam for climate," Margaret wrote. "Just<br />

now we are having a good deal of rain. It is so cool at night that we always use blankets, and during<br />

the day the heat is seldom excessive. The hot months are March, April, and May, if any, but this year<br />

there were only a few weeks of hot weather. In Nakhon and Bangkok, we noticed the heat, or I did,<br />

but here I am not bothered by it at all." There was no electricity in Trang, so they had to use oil<br />

lamps. Excellent lamps with green shades, which had been made at the beginning of the century.<br />

Margaret goes on to discuss some of the foods they ate, most of them very inexpensive. The<br />

bananas they used in baking were grown on the compound, about half the size of bananas in the<br />

States, and not very good eaten out of hand. They were supposed to be rich in certain vitamins. They<br />

were good for children. Many mothers who couldn't breastfeed their children raised them on this<br />

banana, which was called a gui nam wa (SP?). Kenneth said it was a fabulous banana. The mothers<br />

would take a bite of the banana, chew it up into a mush, and then spit it into the mouth of the baby.<br />

Margaret was very interested in the banana trees. Where an old tree was, several new shoots<br />

sprang up around it to replace it. Bananas grown from seed were very slow indeed. The stem of the<br />

tree was woody and in section, cut across, looked like an onion. The leaves came out of the top, one<br />

at a time, great long spirals that unfolded and then drooped. After the tree had grown and put out a<br />

good many leaves, a stem appeared with a huge deep rose bud, very fat, and all and all as big as the<br />

upper arm of a reasonably stout woman. It was made up of closed petals which, one by one, dropped<br />

off. Under each was a bunch of tiny, tiny bananas. The bananas grew to maturity, and when they<br />

were harvested, the tree was cut down. It was of no further use. In the meantime, there were almost<br />

always a number of new shoots growing around it, ready to take its place. The tree itself would be<br />

sliced up, pounded into a mush with a mortar and pestle, and fed to the pigs. The bananas were cut<br />

green and allowed to ripen in the house. Sometimes, if this were not done, the bananas would split.<br />

The banana leaves were the universal wrapping paper of the East. Some kinds of cakes were actually<br />

made in banana leaves, wrapped into them and secured with a twig as a pin and then steamed.<br />

Margaret was fairly tanned, but she didn't know how much because she had no one to<br />

compare with. The idea was to be as white as possible. Among the Thai, the more light-skinned<br />

people were admired.<br />

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HOUR 51<br />

Session #38 continued April 2, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIIB635) When Ma Pawm first came to the Landons, she was poorly dressed and had short<br />

hair like a boy, which was the old style in Siam. But Margaret had taught her to read a little, and she<br />

had grown her hair, and had some nice clothes now. Ah Sim was learning too. At one point,<br />

Margaret had thought of firing her, but she was not so rude now. She did the washing, and there were<br />

loads of it.<br />

Kenneth suddenly breaks into Chinese, then translates what he would say to Ah Sim, "You're<br />

makin' too much of a noise! You talk too much! Shut up!" "Oh, oh, Mok seu, mok seu!" she would<br />

say. She was very fond of Kenneth, Margaret says. Then, when Carol came along, she just fell in<br />

love with her. She called her Ah Bi. $K was the honorific, and %L was her word for "baby." If Bill<br />

did anything to Ah Bi, Wow! Ah Sim was there! Carol quickly learned to make use of this.<br />

Margaret was without Kenneth much of the time, because he was on tour so much of the time.<br />

He was determined to get the Gospel to every household on the peninsula, and he was busy about it,<br />

devising every technique he could, including using Buddhist officials to distribute his materials.<br />

Session #39 April 23, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

2<br />

3:28 Back to 1927 for a minute. Kenneth remembers his first sermon in his home church in<br />

Meadville, Pennsylvania. The preacher was Dr. McIlvaine, who buried Kenneth's brother and later<br />

on his mother, "and then I'm sure would have been willing to bury my father many times, but by that<br />

time my father had left that church. . . ." At any rate, the Meadville Presbyterian Church was a very<br />

large church, and the Landon pew was always the third one from the front. The pew had a grease line<br />

along the back of it where Kenneth's head had been for many, many years. Everyone in that church<br />

was certainly familiar with Kenneth. So when he was to preach his sermon, the church was full. His<br />

father was up on the platform to begin with, though when the time came for the sermon, he went<br />

down into the audience. And as he sat there on the platform with his Dad, Kenneth was told by<br />

someone later on that Brad was exceedingly nervous—while Kenneth sat quite calmly. The contrast<br />

between them was very obvious. Kenneth had had an unusual preparation for preaching because of<br />

the Gull Lake Bible conferences, where he had listened to the finest expository preaching in the U.S.<br />

Kenneth himself always engaged in expository preaching. He would have his sermon thoroughly in<br />

mind, and he would have his Scripture memorized.<br />

So the time came, and he read his Scripture and discussed it as he went. And preached his<br />

sermon. At the conclusion, Dr. McIlvaine stepped up the pulpit and stood there bemused for several<br />

moments, then said, "I was certainly surprised and astonished at this precocious sermon. It was a<br />

sermon worthy of a man who has been in the ministry twenty-five years or more."<br />

Margaret and Kenneth speak of the preaching contest at Princeton when Kenneth was not<br />

told.<br />

3<br />

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surprise. He was a slender man, extremely polite, rather inconspicuous, certainly not bold or<br />

aggressive. Then one day, as Kenneth was playing tennis, he saw this young man come by,<br />

barefooted, wearing a pair of black pajama pants, Chinese pants, with a big belt around his middle, a<br />

revolver in the belt, "and a cane in his hand around the neck of a man in front of him who was<br />

manacled." He was walking the man down the street. The man in manacles was a large, burly man<br />

who was known as a nok leng seu (SP?), a "tiger bandit," who had the whole countryside terrified.<br />

All the tennis matches stopped as these two figures walked by, and there were cries from the officials<br />

there. The governor was there, the chief justice, and various others. Some of them were jocular, but<br />

all of them expressed great admiration for this police lieutenant. Kenneth was amazed at the entire<br />

scene and asked around about it. What he found was that the young policeman had decided that this<br />

dangerous bandit needed to be taken, and rather than get a big bunch of police together and try to<br />

surround him and capture him, which would mean a gunfight, with lives lost, he would dress as a<br />

peasant and go out and hang around the countryside, hither and yon, in inconspicuous fashion, with<br />

no police uniform to draw notice, until he found out what village the guy lived in and what house in<br />

the village he slept in. The people in the village were supporters of the bandit, of course. But one<br />

night, the policeman went in with a knife in one hand and his gun in the other, with his handcuffs at<br />

the ready, sneaked into the man's house, came down on his chest with his knife right up under the<br />

man's chin, and woke him up. He put the cuffs on him. And he said, "One word out of you, and<br />

you're dead." Here he was, all alone with this bandit, surrounded by people in the village who would<br />

overwhelm if they were awakened. He chained the bandit, put his gun in his back, and walked him<br />

out of his house and out of the village in the dead of the night. Not a peep out of anybody.<br />

This man became famous throughout the province. He made no show of his courage, but was<br />

absolutely fearless. He cleaned up the bandits around there in a hurry.<br />

This was the same man that Kenneth competed with for the tennis championship of Trang<br />

province. Kenneth had him all the way to the third set, set point. Then he suddenly realized in that<br />

last game that the crowd had become silent, and he sensed an air of great antagonism to him. If he<br />

had won, this foreigner, defeating their hero—well, it would have hurt his work. What to do? So the<br />

next time the policeman ripped a ball over the net, Kenneth just casually knocked it into the net.<br />

Which brought the game back to deuce. And on the following point, he did the same. And on the<br />

next. Each time into the net. The crowd quickly realized what he was doing, that he could have won,<br />

but that he didn't choose to. Kenneth played out the rest of the set the same way. When he served, he<br />

served double faults. Margaret explains that what he was doing was totally Thai, and they<br />

understood it. It was the most contemptuous thing he could possibly do, what they called bra chot<br />

(SP?). He was saying to the people in effect, I understand your point of view exactly. Now you can<br />

understand mine. I have a great contempt for what you stand for, but I won't say a word, and you<br />

won't have a thing you can say when I am done. They were absolutely silent. Thus he saved his<br />

position as a farang in the area. He said to them, in effect, If it means so much to you, go ahead. It<br />

doesn't mean that much to me.<br />

In a system like theirs, where protocol was so important, where things were pondered, what<br />

did this mean, what did that mean, everyone learned to be wary. They were still in their thinking<br />

feudal. One of the things one had to learn was how to cope in a society of that sort.<br />

Margaret says that Kenneth brought that technique of expressing contempt with him from<br />

Siam. He used it with the girl at the filling station recently, and with the man whose dog defecated<br />

on the sidewalk.<br />

Margaret speaks of the Woodpussies of the World meeting which is upcoming. Kenneth<br />

corrects her; it is to be a "convention." Margaret explains that the woodpussies of the world are<br />

"stinkers, but in a nice way." [Needless to say, this was not a real organization. The Landons<br />

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had friends in the Literary Society, William and Margaret Atwood, I believe their names were,<br />

and the wife had an eccentric sense of humor. It was she who invented the "Woodpussies,"<br />

whose august company included her, her husband, the Landons, and perhaps a few other<br />

personal friends.]<br />

Kenneth recently went to have his car inspected here in D.C. and had to sit in line for an hour,<br />

waiting to be inspected. There was only one lane. When he finally got to the inspector, the<br />

inspection was perfunctory. The car passed and was waiting for another man to change the sticker on<br />

the windshield. The man at the booth had his back turned, ignoring Kenneth, trying to insult him, but<br />

Kenneth just pulled out a book and started reading. He was perfectly content to sit there in silence<br />

indefinitely. It was the same technique of bra chot that he had used in the Trang tennis<br />

championship. Meanwhile, other cars were coming through inspection behind him. Finally, the man<br />

was forced to spring into action, and did so with great anger. Kenneth had put him down without<br />

saying a word.<br />

4<br />

20:41 Margaret received a cable in late September from Evangeline, signed, "Love, Evangeline<br />

Welsh." In that way, Evangeline told Margaret and Kenneth that she had married Evan Welsh.<br />

Margaret describes a dress she sewed in white voile, her first unqualified success. Even<br />

Kenneth liked it.<br />

It was the rainy season. Both Peggy and Bill had colds.<br />

Margaret said she had never been interested in plants and things, but the house looked so<br />

barren without them that she was getting into gardening, an interest she would have the rest of her<br />

life. She was afraid to plant her nasturtiums, and she was right; they didn't work.<br />

Kenneth left for a two-month tour.<br />

October 29, Margaret wrote to Kenneth, one of her few letters to him that survived. She had<br />

received a letter from him that she knew had been opened and read. She tells us that she always<br />

sealed letters in Siam using wax and a seal. She still has some of the wax. Margaret wrote that a Mr.<br />

O'Brandon, of John Sampson and Company of Bangkok, had come to Trang. That was a big and<br />

important company. "Court, naval, military, and civil tailors, complete outfitters, decorative<br />

designers and house furnishers, general importers, commissioners, and insurance agents." He was<br />

visiting Dr. Bulkley on Sunday, and they were all invited to tea. Dr. Bulkley tried to make Margaret<br />

appear a "brute" in the whole affair. He wanted her to send Ah Sim to help at his place and get along<br />

without her while she herself had company (Miss Christiansen was visiting her at the time). This<br />

involved someone named Chen Leung (SP?), a woman with children who was ill at the time, whom<br />

Dr. Bulkley wanted Ah Sim to care for. The Landons are vague on the details themselves and try to<br />

sort them out.<br />

Margaret asked Kenneth to ask about Ma Pawm—the servant Margaret had brought from<br />

Nakhon—to see if she had visited there. Recently, she had supposedly gone to Nakhon for a visit.<br />

But a card had come from Nakhon for her which suggested to Margaret that her people there had not<br />

seen her. She had apparently gone somewhere else.<br />

Miss Christiansen said that the hospital in Petchaburi was being closed, leaving Ma Wan<br />

(SP?) without a job. If Petchaburi would release Charlie Hak, Dr. McDaniel might get Ma Wan.<br />

Hak was faithful but rather dumb. He was the child of a Dutch merchant of some sort and a Thai<br />

woman, and he spent time at Moody Bible Institute in Chicago. Ma Wan was a highly educated<br />

woman, a graduate of the Yale School of Nursing, an R.N., and she was a Parsee. Socially and<br />

intellectually, she was way above Charlie. But there weren't many people for her to marry. She<br />

would like to have married Prince Songkhla, who helped to support her. He was the heir to the<br />

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throne, and was interested in her. She came back to Siam and worked in the mission hospital at<br />

Petchaburi. She and Charlie ultimately came to Trang and lived on the compound with the Landons,<br />

and Charlie became pastor of the church. Ma Wan was a very superior person, Margaret says. She<br />

told Margaret that while she was working at Petchaburi with Dr. Metagarde (SP?), a stubborn,<br />

difficult man who disapproved of Miss Christiansen and her ideas on midwifery, she—Ma Wan—had<br />

seen cures by herb doctors for two diseases considered incurable in the U.S. She had seen them with<br />

her own eyes; there was absolutely no question of it. One of them had something to do with the liver.<br />

Margaret isn't sure. Ma Wan tried to persuade the Danish doctor to attempt to find out what the herbs<br />

were and how they worked, but she couldn't budge him. He would have had to pay for it, because<br />

medicine was proprietary. This kind of formula was handed down in a family and would not be<br />

given out to anyone. Ma Wan couldn't move Dr. Metagarde at all, and so those potential cures were<br />

lost to science. He had no interest. Margaret met him later. He treated Peggy for boils, and was very<br />

kind to her. But he was a person "who had blank walls in him. No way through."<br />

5<br />

34:36 Margaret tells us that King Mongkut asserted that the Bible supported reincarnation, and in<br />

this connection quoted the verse from John 9:3 in which Jesus asked who sinned that a certain man<br />

was born blind, the man or his parents. And Jesus answered that neither the man nor his parents were<br />

responsible. On this basis, King Mongkut argued that obviously the person responsible was the man<br />

himself in a previous incarnation!<br />

We continue talking about the strange ideas and beliefs people have, on the one hand, and the<br />

way others are impenetrable to logic. Margaret tells of her father, who was of the impenetrable sort,<br />

and of how Adelle, who often had good ideas, learned to raise her ideas, present them, have them<br />

rejected, as they virtually always were, then drop them and wait. A few weeks or months later, A.D.<br />

would suddenly come forth with her idea, but as his own, having forgotten that it came from her.<br />

Margaret saw this again and again. He wasn't mean. He really thought he had come up with this<br />

wonderful idea.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth talk about two young men that Kenneth helped to get their education in<br />

mission schools—helped them get scholarships. The Landons also sent them money every month.<br />

Both of them turned out to be fine people. A Mr. William Harris provided the scholarships, the<br />

headmaster of Prince Royals <strong>College</strong>, a preparatory academy on the high school level. He wrote the<br />

Landons that they were two of the finest young men he'd ever had. Boon Pha was the one from<br />

Nakhon, and he is head of the school there to this day. He has given a lifetime of service. [It was<br />

Boon Pha who recently sent Kenneth the two shadow pictures made of leather in Phatthalung.]<br />

Nai Nuang (SP?) decided not to go to work for the mission, and Kenneth accepted that. He didn't<br />

have the personality for it. But he was a solid citizen. When a bank was organized in Trang, after the<br />

Landons' day, he worked there, and was active in the church. He married Kim Juang's niece. Five<br />

years before this taping, he sent the Landons some pictures of Trang as it is now. His two sons were<br />

both educated as architects in the U.S. He took them to the airport about three years ago, sending<br />

them off to the U.S., returned home, and dropped dead. No warning.<br />

6<br />

42:56 Kenneth wrote Adelle from his tour. He was on the eastern coast, at Pak Binang (SP?; Ban<br />

Pak Phanang?), halfway between Singapore and Bangkok. The town he was in was a city on stilts,<br />

standing in water up to its knees. They had but one street, and that was a river a couple of hundred<br />

yards across. The houses were as close together as they could be. One could almost jump from<br />

house to house. Kenneth said he had walked about a mile the day before with a pack of books,<br />

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hopping from house to house. Never got a ducking once. The first day he was in the market, he was<br />

fairly mobbed by people swarming in from the jungle. Then they all went home to make cakes for<br />

the priests, and the next day they closed their houses and all went up the river on boats, from grandma<br />

to the baby, to make merit. They had boat races, got drunk, traded wives and husbands around and<br />

felt great doing it, Kenneth wrote. The celebration was the end of Lent, the Landons say. They had a<br />

long Lent in the wet season. This Lent had nothing to do with our Lent. It was in the rainy season<br />

when priests couldn't travel. They "hibernated," and everything closed down until the end of the<br />

rainy season in October, and then everyone came out to have a big celebration. No religious<br />

celebration amounted to anything if they didn't drink a lot. So, as Kenneth was writing his letter, he<br />

was sitting in a deserted village waiting for everyone to come home. The people had made special<br />

and beautiful boats and floats for the celebration. Kenneth found the Siamese women comical, for<br />

they would all dress up alike imitating the white women's dresses. The boats were very colorful, and<br />

so were the dresses.<br />

"Another scene I saw yesterday that is unusual in the market: a sidestream about fifty feet<br />

across simply jammed solid with small boats full of vegetables, oranges, and so forth. One could<br />

walk across at any point and need hardly watch his step."<br />

Kenneth estimated that he had given out almost 100,000 Gospels to people up and down the<br />

east coast of the peninsula. He was looking forward to covering the entire area and then going<br />

through the same process with the west coast, on the Trang side, which he felt would be easier. It<br />

was less developed.<br />

Kenneth's good friend Captain Peterson of the S.S. Valaya—the coastal steamer that Kenneth<br />

had encountered on his trip to the island of Samui—came by Nakhon while Kenneth was there. But<br />

he was unable to visit with him. Peterson was Danish, and his ship belonged to the Danish East<br />

Asiatic Company, which was very active in the East.<br />

Margaret had gone on her trip to Madras to pick up some Siamese school children for their<br />

parents, and expected to be gone for about a month while Kenneth was on his tour. [Apparently,<br />

Peggy and Bill were sent to stay in Bangkok.]<br />

Kenneth explains that the southwest monsoon came to an end in October, and then the<br />

northeast monsoon came on a couple of months later. The wind blew from the southwest up from the<br />

Arctic and across the Indian Ocean, picking up moisture. And then, along about May, coming into<br />

June, those winds would begin hitting the cold areas up in the Himalayas, and they would begin<br />

dumping their water. The greatest precipitation would be in eastern Pakistan, now called Bangladesh,<br />

and in Burma, and to a lesser extent the peninsula of Thailand. Then the winds would change. The<br />

northeast winds were called the Tradewinds because they weren't as strong and didn't carry as much<br />

water, coming down across Asia. They had dumped most of their water further north. They would<br />

hit North Vietnam, giving most of their water up there, making it possible for North Vietnam to have<br />

a two-crop year. Even a three-crop year. The only other place that got that was Java, which has a<br />

three-crop year to this day.<br />

Kenneth says that this was what made it possible for him to get the miraculous picture he once<br />

took, which was published in The National Geographic of rice cultivation in all its stages. It<br />

showed the seedbeds, the transplanting, the growth of the rice, the dry field, and the men and women<br />

trotting off with the harvested rice on their shoulders—all in one picture! The Geographic gave a<br />

two-page spread to this picture. They bought the picture for $350.<br />

Margaret describes the monsoon rains, how "unbelievable" they were. We get nothing like<br />

them except in an occasional torrential cloudburst. She used to walk a lot with Kru Kim Juang, when<br />

she was put in charge of the girls' school in Trang. She felt it was important to keep in touch with the<br />

parents, many of whom were not educated themselves. So Kru Kim Juang, who had been born in that<br />

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community and had taught for years in a temple school there though she was a Christian, would go<br />

with Margaret. She was truly "of" the town, and knew its patois. They worked out a plan where, if a<br />

child was missing from school more than two days, the two of them would go out and call. It was<br />

good public relations. But it meant that they did a lot of walking. Margaret can remember so many<br />

times, as they started home, perhaps, that they would begin hearing this incredible sound, "like a<br />

thousand galloping horses. There's no sound like it. You never hear it here." Kenneth says, "It<br />

sounds like an army marching through the treetops. It's awe-inspiring. And if you're in the jungle, as<br />

I often was when this thing would begin, it would just sound like a host of demons coming down to<br />

grab you by the neck. And when it hit, you were dry one moment, and you were soaked the next. I<br />

mean, there was no in between." You could have an umbrella up, and it made no difference. "I've<br />

had the experience of walking across a river ankle deep in the morning and swimming back just a few<br />

hours later." The amount of water that fell was tremendous. The roofs of the houses had to be made<br />

with a tremendous pitch to carry it off.<br />

Kenneth wrote that he had just been up at a tin mine which was impossible to reach much of<br />

the year. There were about 500 Siamese and Chinese there, and eleven white men. They were shy of<br />

him at first, but after they had talked a few hours on the subject of dredging, and he had helped<br />

"rebabbitt a bearing on the L tumbler," they accepted him. They were quite astonished to think that a<br />

young American could come in and rebabbitt a bearing. He had a talk with each man there about<br />

Christ. "Their main trouble is the usual native women." He said good-by and prepared to leave, but<br />

the truck broke down, and he couldn't go. So he wondered who he had forgotten or missed. He<br />

strolled around and met a young man of twenty-one from South Africa on a dredge, "and he opened<br />

up his heart to me for several hours. He certainly needed a father to help him."<br />

"You should hear me chatter Siamese and Chinese now. It does tickle the Chinese heart."<br />

Margaret speaks of the nicknames they used for Evangeline, teasing her. They called her Eve,<br />

Vangie, Wangie, and even Hetty—for Hetty Green. Margaret then tells us about Hetty Green! Hetty<br />

Green was a very famous woman, one of the wealthiest in the U.S., but very stingy. Her stinginess<br />

was legendary, and there were many stories about her. Margaret now tells us one of those stories.<br />

Hetty Green had to go someplace in a hurry and chartered a train, but then decided it would be<br />

cheaper to ride with the engineer in the engine than to have a car added. Evangeline was always very<br />

careful with her money, and so she always had some when the others had run out of theirs. So they<br />

called her Hetty. "Well, that's that one," Margaret says.<br />

Evangeline's death at the end of 1941 was a terrible shock to Adelle. She was riding in the car<br />

when it crashed, and at first they thought it was she who had died. They had to get a blowtorch to<br />

extricate her. She became a different person after that.<br />

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HOUR 52<br />

Session #39 continued April 23, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (VIIIB1140) Margaret continues on the auto accident in which Evangeline died in late 1941.<br />

She died immediately, there on the road. The shock was terrible for Adelle. She felt that she should<br />

have been the one to die.<br />

Margaret talks about how hospitable Adelle was. Her letters were filled with the people she<br />

had invited over for dinner, or after church. She would see some "lost soul" and would take this one<br />

in and that one in.<br />

Margaret reads from a letter she wrote Evangeline October 21, 1929, in Pinang from the<br />

Anglo-Chinese Girls' School there. She wrote "Pinang, Siam," which she now regards as ridiculous,<br />

because Pinang was "straight settlement" [explained below; it was part of Malaya]. She was on<br />

her trip to India. The Bulkleys had driven her by car to Kantang, where she had taken a ship to<br />

Pinang. Margaret had made elaborate preparations for the trip. She kept the books for the school as<br />

well as for her own household, and she had brought these up to date. She had made herself some<br />

smock dresses. She did have an old sewing machine that had been lent her, but most of the time it<br />

didn't work. So she sewed by hand. Miss Christiansen had taken Peggy and Bill with her to<br />

Bangkok, along with two new students.<br />

Margaret wrote of how little she saw of Kenneth now, with his constant touring away from<br />

home, and of how lost she had felt at first. But then she had decided this wouldn't do and had found<br />

lots of new interests to fill up the time. For one thing, she was developing an interest in gardening.<br />

Then, she had her studying, and she was gradually developing some Siamese friends. This was slow<br />

work because the Siamese were so cautious about relationships. "Better to watch," they would say.<br />

"Know the heart first."<br />

Kenneth and Margaret break into Thai for a moment.<br />

Kenneth wrote his father concerning a gift he was sending him, a little, engraved pendant for<br />

his watch chain with the words engraved, Won Chai (SP?), which meant "Victory Day." It was<br />

made of niello ware. Two days before he had walked twenty-two miles through the jungle, half of it<br />

in water from ankle to waist deep. His Chinese evangelist had collapsed in exhaustion that night and<br />

had been in bed ever since. But Kenneth felt fine. The evangelist was a heavyset man.<br />

Margaret sailed on a little British steamer, the only passenger. They had a little dining room,<br />

where two meals were served a day, breakfast and dinner. There were two British officers, beside the<br />

captain. There was and is a lot of anti-American feeling among the British. These two men were not<br />

unkind, but they enjoyed teasing Margaret. One of them was from Yorkshire, and Margaret literally<br />

could not understand what the man was saying. The other was from another shire, possibly<br />

Lincolnshire, and she could not understand him either. Margaret later learned from a British friend<br />

that these were two of the most difficult dialects and that most British couldn't understand them<br />

either. The two men had a lot of fun talking away at each other and seeming to involve Margaret in<br />

the conversation, knowing full well she wasn't getting a word.<br />

2<br />

10:19 Kenneth wrote from a town called Ron Phiboon (SP?) November 13. 5RQ meant "hot," and<br />

SKLERRQ Kenneth is not sure, perhaps "merit." There were three mines in the area. One was<br />

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hydraulic engineering and the other was steam, which was like a boat, floating around on its own<br />

lake, carrying its own water with it. He stayed with them.<br />

He acquired a new friend, a little Japanese named "Suzy"—Sootsee (SP?) being the Japanese<br />

name. Suzy was a little puppy, and it was a "he." He was given to Kenneth by a Japanese in<br />

Nakhon, and Kenneth wanted to give him to the children at Christmas. He was very cute, very<br />

friendly, not yet three months old. He would only eat meat. Kenneth couldn't get any rice down him.<br />

Margaret says he was a spaniel of some kind. He looked like a little lion, and everyone was scared to<br />

death of him. He was a tiny thing, but "I want to tell you, people were very leery of that dog."<br />

Peggy was terrified of Suzy. He would chase her, and she would run madly and climb up on a<br />

chair. One day she was so terrified that instead of running away from the dog, she ran DW it. Suzy got<br />

the point right away and took off in the other direction. And from that time on, they were friends.<br />

Peggy lost her fear.<br />

December 1, Kenneth writes from Nong Khae, where he has gone with Margaret after what<br />

was supposed to be her trip to India. [It had not come off. Why has not yet been made clear.]<br />

"Margaret won't take walks along the beach, but gets her exercise with the washboard or scrubbing<br />

the floor. Yesterday I had a ten-mile walk to a nearby mountain, then climbed along its shoreline<br />

over great rocks that looked like old lava to me."<br />

Margaret returns to October, when she set off from Trang to Pinang for the trip to India. She<br />

stayed in the Anglo-Chinese Girls' School in Pinang. There were three delightful women there. She<br />

remembers the names of Miss Johnson and Miss Lois Ray (SP?), but not of the headmistress, a lovely<br />

woman.<br />

Then she digresses to say that Malaya was divided into three different administrative<br />

divisions, "straight settlements," the federated states, and the unfederated states. The "straight<br />

settlements" were just Singapore, Malacca, and Pinang, which were ruled by a British governor. The<br />

states made up the body of the peninsula, the federated, which had a British governor, and the<br />

unfederated, which had sultans.<br />

Margaret wrote November 12 that Peggy had cut off a lock of her hair when Miss<br />

Christiansen was visiting, back in October. Peggy was so fond of Miss Christiansen that she had<br />

shown off, bringing all her treasures to show "and cavorting around at a great rate." She was two.<br />

Kru Tardt had sent her a little red umbrella for her birthday, and she looked very cute with it.<br />

Billy had started to talk. He said "pudding" as clear as a bell. He would repeat words<br />

Margaret said.<br />

Bill had a gift for languages. By the time the Landons left Siam in 1931, when he was not yet<br />

three, he was using three languages very correctly for the amount of vocabulary he had, English,<br />

Thai, and Chinese. And the most remarkable thing was that he was using the pronouns correctly in<br />

all three languages.<br />

After the children left with Miss Christiansen, Margaret left on her trip, travelling to Pinang.<br />

The plan was to get a ship from Pinang to Colombo, on the island off the coast of India known as<br />

Ceylon [now Sri Lanka]. Then she would take the train up to Kodacanal (SP?) where the children were<br />

in school. That school is still operating today. Indeed, Ed McDaniel's son is teaching there now.<br />

The plan was then to go farther north to Madras and take a ship back to Pinang, and then take the<br />

train up to Bangkok. The Bulkley children would have been dropped off at Phatthalung, and the rest<br />

would have gone with Margaret to Bangkok. Unfortunately, Margaret couldn't get a ship to Colombo<br />

that was within her means, so she decided to go straight to Madras and back on the same ship, and<br />

telegraph the school to take the children to Madras. But before Margaret could get shipping, she<br />

came down with dengue fever. Breakbone fever. The doctor said that she couldn't go, and one of the<br />

Methodist ladies, Miss Lois Ray, went in her place. That was the end of Margaret's trip, a great<br />

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disappointment.<br />

When she was better, some of the women invited her to go down to Taiping with them in<br />

Perak, Malaya. One of them invited her to go up on the mountain with her for a few days, and there<br />

she had a true vacation. Margaret is usually good with names, but she cannot recall this woman's.<br />

Malaya had wonderful roads. It was like riding along in Michigan again. The roads in Siam were<br />

very poor, and there were areas that had no roads cars could use. The Methodist mission had a<br />

cottage on top of the little mountain, where Margaret wrote home November 13. They walked the<br />

nine miles up the mountain, 4000 feet up, a walk that took about five hours. It was cold. The<br />

government had experimental gardens a little below them, and there they bought fresh vegetables<br />

every day—lettuce, cabbage, kohlrabi, corn, lima beans, radishes. The Landons could eat none of<br />

these things in Siam, and Margaret reveled in them. Servants were furnished with the cottage, so<br />

Margaret and her friend had nothing to do but walk and rest and read and write. They had a glorious<br />

view of the mountains and valleys from the cottage, though it did rain at times so that the mist and<br />

rain blotted out the view.<br />

A man carried their luggage up the mountain when they came, and carried it down again—for<br />

75 cents. They were taking some flowers back with them, and Margaret was looking forward to<br />

seeing how they would look in her garden. Daniel, the Tamil cook and caretaker, gave them some of<br />

the flowers. Others they bought at the market. Daniel was tall and very black and most stately in his<br />

white turban. He was a splendid cook, but a bit of a thief. He was gracious about it, but he managed<br />

to collect milk and kerosene and other things for his own use "at a great rate."<br />

"I still remember the joy of that beautiful, beautiful place." The British, wherever they went,<br />

set up these marvellous hill stations. They were so reasonable, a few dollars a day. Then they would<br />

always set up botanical gardens where they would grow beautiful plants, which they would sell you.<br />

She bought her royal palms and traveller's palm from the gardens in Pinang. The name of the hill<br />

station where Margaret stayed was Maxwell Hill.<br />

Perak used to be under Siam, and Thai was widely spoken. Even today many of the officials<br />

still speak Thai.<br />

3<br />

23:33 Kenneth speaks of the nurse Margaret vacationed with, believing she is the woman he had a<br />

peculiar adventure with many years later going up to Michigan. The Landons associated with the<br />

Methodist missionaries, and indeed, Kenneth spent quite a while "down there" after his appendix<br />

operation during his second term [1932-1937]. One night, when they had returned to the U.S. and<br />

were living in the Chicago area, Kenneth was going to speak in a church. He was going up the<br />

Interurban line, and he had to come back late at night. He was on the way back, at about 11:00 p.m.,<br />

reached an exchange point, and discovered he had just missed the train. He would have to wait a<br />

couple of hours for the next train to Chicago. The only other person hanging around the station,<br />

waiting for the train, was a nice-looking, middle-aged woman, a little older than he. There was a<br />

coffee bar there. He was walking around. Being the friendly type, he walked over, said hello, and<br />

invited her to have a cup of coffee and talk. She said yes, that would be nice, and so they sat down<br />

and had a cup of coffee. Kenneth told her what he was doing out that night, and she replied that she<br />

had been doing the same thing, speaking in a church. She had been speaking in a Methodist church.<br />

He then told her that he had been a Presbyterian missionary in Siam and had known a lot of<br />

Methodist missionaries while there. She replied that she had been a Methodist missionary in Malaya.<br />

Then Kenneth looked at her, and she looked at him, "and suddenly we realized that we were old<br />

friends!" What had happened was that he had never seen her except in her white uniform, with<br />

draggled hair, and here she was smartly dressed, hair nicely done up, well-groomed. And she had<br />

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never seen him except in his white ducks, probably just a shirt, and he was presently dressed all up in<br />

winter clothes. The two of them just sat there and howled with laughter. "This went on for about an<br />

hour before we could calm down. It was so ridiculous." In Malaya, they had had dinner together,<br />

walked together, gotten to know each other over a period of years. Meeting her in Chicago was an<br />

eery experience, and made Kenneth realize how easily one could disguise himself. "If I had read that<br />

in a book, I wouldn't have believed it."<br />

Margaret and Kenneth went to Bangkok for a week, to pick up the children and visit, then<br />

went down to Nong Khae for two weeks, intending to get back to Trang before Christmas. Peggy<br />

had had a bad case of boils, and still looked "all spotty," but she was much better. Bill celebrated his<br />

first birthday, and Kenneth rented a movie camera to take pictures of the occasion. He had never<br />

taken movies before, and didn't know if they would be any good. This was in late November, 1929.<br />

From Nong Khae, Kenneth wrote that a friend named Post had come down from Petchaburi.<br />

He and Kenneth took a number of walks together, and played golf four times. This was Kenneth's<br />

first experience of golf. The man was Rev. Richard W. Post. He showed Kenneth how to play the<br />

game, and Kenneth almost beat him the fourth time out. A Mr. Allen came down from Bangkok and<br />

boarded with them. He was a camera fiend, and Kenneth was becoming one too, so they had fun<br />

together. Kenneth had a new camera now, a double-extension bellows Graphlex which could taken<br />

action pictures on a plate. He was doing his own developing, and hoped to do his own printing.<br />

One day Mr. Allen and the Landons went to Hua Hin, having been given special permission<br />

to go through the King's palace there. It really belonged to Her Majesty and was for her retirement<br />

when the King died. It was a beautiful estate, and Kenneth took many pictures outside and inside.<br />

The land where the palace was had originally belonged to the mission, and the King had wanted it<br />

because it was a very desirable location, a point jutting into the Gulf of Siam. So he gave the mission<br />

another piece of land, which became Nong Khae, three miles to the south, plus a nice sum of money<br />

that made it possible for them to build the cottage there. Then he built his palace in that more<br />

desirable location.<br />

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4<br />

33:29 Kenneth received from his father Mae's ruby ring, which Bradley had given to her out of his<br />

own earnings when he was a boy. Kenneth had a small part in it too. Peggy now has that ruby ring.<br />

Kenneth remembers buying the ring. He often made more money than Bradley did, and also "I shot<br />

craps." Margaret comments that Kenneth got a lot of money that way. He once bought Bradley a<br />

watch out of it, a $135 W.S. Freymond (SP?) watch. In today's money, over $1000. Kenneth tells us<br />

that he has the watch upstairs at 4711 Fulton St., "the best Elgin watch ever made. All hand made."<br />

Kenneth tells of going with Bradley to Wilson's jewelry store, where Pinky Phillips was the clerk.<br />

Mr. Wilson always bought cigars in lots of 10,000. He always had a cigar in his mouth, and if he<br />

happened to remove it, you saw that his mouth had a permanent curve in it where the cigar normally<br />

was. The two boys wanted to buy a ruby ring, and Wilson said he had the real thing within their<br />

means. But it was made from the dust of rubies that had been ground and polished and amalgamated<br />

in some fashion, not just a single stone. It was a beautiful ring, and not cheap, but less than $100.<br />

Kenneth thinks Bradley paid him back for his part in buying the ring, because it ZDV Bradley's gift.<br />

Kenneth bought a $9000 life insurance policy at $20 a month which was automatically<br />

deducted from his salary. Mr. Allen arranged this in Bangkok. The theory was that by the time<br />

Kenneth was 52, the policy would actually be worth $11,000, and that Kenneth could withdraw it if<br />

he chose. To him at the time, this sounded like a fortune. In fact, that was the policy "we ate up"<br />

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during a year of unemployment in 1938-9 while they lived with Margaret's mother in <strong>Wheaton</strong>.<br />

Margaret says that they actually kept a part of the policy after that period. It was with Sun Life of<br />

Canada. But they did lose most of it, and in the end, he couldn't pay it back. They also ate up<br />

Kenneth's flute and camera during that time. "Everything. Everything we had," Margaret says. "I<br />

remember standing in the store with ten cents in my pocket, which was all I had in the whole world."<br />

A Mr. and Mrs. Bovee of San Francisco spent a week visiting with the Landons in Trang.<br />

They had met them coming down on the train. Kenneth wrote that they were a typical American<br />

couple, and the Landons enjoyed their "freshness." They stayed through Christmas, leaving for<br />

Pinang three days afterward.<br />

5<br />

40:00 Margaret wrote home that the Mortenson Christmas package arrived the day after Christmas.<br />

Everything was lovely. "I'm still eating the candy tonight." Kenneth laughs uproariously. "That's<br />

me!" Margaret says. "That's my girl!" Kenneth says. In the package had been matching suits for<br />

Peggy and Bill, and a dress for Margaret. On the clothes Peggy had received, Margaret wrote, "She<br />

was quite thrilled to have anything so beautiful. She knows immediately what is pretty, and what<br />

isn't, and it is all that I can do to get her into a dress that she does not consider pretty."<br />

Margaret talks about Evan Welsh and his failure as a husband to Evangeline. "Though he was<br />

a wonderful person in many ways. People—Mother, and Evangeline, I think—endured as much as<br />

they did from him because he had that very rare gift of being a true evangelist, a true apostle,<br />

everywhere he went. He won people for Christ. And still does."<br />

Margaret tells of the thrill the Mortensons had when they received the movies Kenneth had<br />

taken at Bill's birthday party. They found a man who ran the movies over and over and over for<br />

them.<br />

"This is the last day of 1929. Tomorrow, I can begin to say that next year we will be going<br />

home."<br />

Margaret returns to the Bovees, Dan and Doris Hume Bovee. He was a dentist, and she was a<br />

writer. They were travelling around the world "on a shoestring." Mrs. Bulkley did a lot of the<br />

entertaining. She could be very pleasant at times, and very unpleasant at others, and this was one of<br />

the pleasant times. The Bovees were a very "worldly young couple." Kenneth never failed to<br />

evangelize all the foreigners they met there, and he did now. "A lot of people that never got into a<br />

church got a sermon anyway. And a nice one too, I assure you, always graciously done."<br />

Christmas was celebrated at the Bulkley's, putting the two Landon children together with their<br />

five. The adults were mainly an audience. Margaret was distressed because she didn't have a gift for<br />

Kenneth. She had intended his new camera to be their gift to each other. Kenneth had also gotten the<br />

insurance policy for her, the first insurance of any kind they had had. Even the car was uninsured.<br />

Kenneth had bought her a gift of a solid silver sugar and creamer. The pair was made by hand,<br />

beaten in a Siamese design, in a technique called repoussé. That set went to Carol in the early 1970's,<br />

Margaret says.<br />

Margaret describes some of Peggy's ways. "A few nights ago I came in, and she was eating<br />

supper. She didn't say anything, simply held out her hand for me to shake. It was so cute."<br />

Sometimes Peggy would greet Margaret in the morning with a handshake and simply say,<br />

"Morning!"<br />

Both Peggy and Bill had hair so light in color that it looked almost white. Margaret describes<br />

the two of them. The way Peggy used to squat, like the Siamese, while Bill just sat on his legs with<br />

his toes showing behind. He was "a lovely, good-natured fellow about everything except food." He<br />

howled at the slightest sniff of it. "We can't get him full. Every time his mouth is wiped off at the<br />

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end of a meal, he wails, even though he's so full that his stomach stands out. It's just the idea of<br />

having it all over that bothers him." Peggy was very fond of bananas, and often ate three a day.<br />

Margaret speaks of the dog Suzy that Kenneth gave the children, which was like a Pekingese,<br />

but of course, Japanese. It was fierce-looking, and fearless. It wasn't afraid of the biggest dogs<br />

around. It ran everything off the place, including the chickens and ducks that had been eating<br />

Margaret's lettuce. Kenneth thought the dog was a "he." Margaret thought it was a "she." They<br />

probably ended up giving that dog away.<br />

Kenneth says Suzy was so fearless that it would even go after a big buffalo, driving it right<br />

out of the place.<br />

Session #40 April 30, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

6<br />

50:13 Margaret talks about slang of the time that is now badly outmoded—GDQG\ and QLIW\, as two<br />

examples.<br />

Kenneth wrote in a January, 1930, letter to Adelle about the month's vacation he and Margaret<br />

had enjoyed in Bangkok and Nong Khae. It reminded him of their honeymoon because Margaret<br />

spent so much time scrubbing floors and washing clothes. "She is such a clean person that her<br />

favorite perfume should be Lennox soap or something. I prefer things clean, you know, but if they're<br />

dirty, I'm not so aesthetic as to feel miserable. I just stand on a chair to put my pants on when it gets<br />

too dirty in a Chinese hotel."<br />

Margaret says she didn't enjoy cleaning. But she had the responsibility of two small children<br />

in a place where death was quick. Cleanliness was essential to protecting life. Margaret was<br />

particularly conscious of skin diseases. Peggy had a special susceptibility, and kept picking up boils,<br />

skin infections, eczema. It was everywhere. A second thing was the problem of eyes. Trachoma<br />

was everywhere. It was essential never to touch your eyes. Whenever they had been out, as soon as<br />

they came home, they washed their hands. Lennox was a strong soap, British made, which was not<br />

hard on the hands. It was made with coconut oil. Miss Christiansen had taught Margaret not to wash<br />

the hands just once. Keep the soap on for a minute or so. Then wash again. Margaret still does this<br />

today. It got to be a habit.<br />

The third thing that was such a problem were all the intestinal diseases. Those were the ones<br />

that killed people so quickly, especially the children. Margaret speaks of the son of a missionary in<br />

Bangkok, a baby, who suddenly died of dysentery. That family lost two children in a row.<br />

Kenneth's letter continues, speaking now of his new Graphlex camera. Margaret says that<br />

Bill, the photographer in the family, has most of the plates from that camera. Kenneth was doing all<br />

his developing and printing himself, which made the cost less than a quarter of what it had been<br />

before. "In my travels I see things that no other white man sees, and if I have a camera, I can shoot it<br />

so easily and get a really valuable collection of things in south Siam." Margaret comments on how<br />

fine the pictures Kenneth took with that camera were. Nothing he has ever owned since has done as<br />

well. Often, because of the way the camera worked, he was able to take pictures of people behind<br />

him—so that they didn't realize they were being photographed—by holding the camera under his<br />

arm, facing behind him. The people looked completely natural.<br />

Kenneth describes coming home after a long tour away, and how joyous the children were to<br />

see him. Kenneth and Margaret describe the Christmas package Evangeline and Evan sent them.<br />

There was a pair of shoes and a dress for Margaret, shoes and stockings for the children, candy for<br />

all, and a sweater for Kenneth. Evangeline spent the last of her own money on these gifts. The dress<br />

was of a brown and white material, and the shoes were dark. Evangeline had made the dress herself.<br />

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Evan had a very different attitude toward money than Evangeline. Years later, Lillian Norris<br />

Weaver told Margaret that at the time of Jack Welsh's death in 1952, both Evan and Jack had so<br />

many debts all over the city that their credit had run out. This sort of thing was very hard on<br />

Evangeline.<br />

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HOUR 53<br />

Session #40 continued April 30, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXA140) Margaret continues on Evan and Evangeline and the managing of money. Jack and<br />

Evan had a store they ran in the summer in Frankfurt, and they had made a lot of money. But in fact,<br />

by the time Evan married Evangeline, he was heavily in debt because of that store. He kept this from<br />

her. All their married life, for twelve years, they were paying back that debt. Evangeline often had<br />

no money at all. She had a desk they had bought when they moved to Minneapolis that had little, socalled<br />

"secret drawers." Adelle had gone from a comfortable middle-class lifestyle to the verge of<br />

poverty, but nevertheless, she would go over to Evangeline's house and slide a dollar or two into one<br />

of those secret drawers so that Evangeline would at least have something. It was hard for both<br />

women.<br />

"I have more fun with Peggy than a barrel of monkeys. She is really so quaint. She resents<br />

being treated as a child and expects to come in on an equal footing every way. Now, when guests<br />

come, she meets them at the door with a handshake and a 'Morning!' gets them seated, then hustles<br />

off to find me. She was terribly indignant a few days ago because I wouldn't come when she called<br />

me. I happened to be doing my hair. If they don't look comfortable, she hustles around and gets a<br />

pillow and inserts it behind their back. Then she gets a magazine to keep them amused. I don't try to<br />

make her so old in her ways. It seems to be her very being, so I let her go on about her way.<br />

Yesterday morning when I went in to pick her up, she was lying with her eyes very wide. They are<br />

an intense blue. She said in a sepulchral tone, 'Doggie. Doggie came in here. Doggie bite baby.'<br />

Then she got up and showed me the place where the doggie had come through the screening. I<br />

suppose she had been dreaming that Suzie, our little dog, had come in and bitten the baby."<br />

Margaret wrote concerning their guests, the Bovees, then the Sheehans, and others. The<br />

Bovees returned. They had been affected in some way by the recent crash in the American stock<br />

market, and they were waiting here until they found out how things were. Mrs. Bovee was putting in<br />

five or six hours a day at the typewriter. She was about Margaret's age, and quite pretty. Rather the<br />

flapper type. He was the ex-athlete variety. They were both very nice, and good company, but they<br />

were not Christians.<br />

Yin Lung left, to Margaret's intense relief. He was too extravagant, too dirty, and too<br />

unsatisfactory in every way. "I am sick of having Chinese men for cooks. They are a joy when<br />

company comes, but the rest of the time they are an aggravation and nothing else."<br />

Dan Bovee did a nice thing. When the Landons had moved onto the compound in Trang,<br />

everything was in a run-down condition. The outside of the house had not been painted, and so the<br />

Landons had it done with an oil finish designed for the tropics, which had a reddish color and which<br />

also protected against termites. The pillars under the house were partly whitewashed and partly<br />

black. Margaret had been working at the various needs with the help of a coolie, sometimes two<br />

coolies. They had to get the lalang grass out, a tremendous job, because it harbored snakes, and with<br />

her children, she could not have snakes.<br />

"My life was so defensive. I was always concerned with the defense, as it were, of my house<br />

and household. The bacteria, the diseases were one thing. Then there was the constant presence of<br />

snakes. Since these snakes were all poisonous snakes, it was a thing that you thought about. You<br />

had to think about it. Just the way I wouldn't let the children go down onto the grass when it began to<br />

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be dusk, because that's when the snakes would come out. Wouldn't let them put their hands on<br />

bushes because vipers would live in the bushes, you see."<br />

What Dan Bovee did was to go to work on the compound with the coolies. He spent some<br />

time up in Bangkok. But when in Trang, he worked. There was a big bush Margaret wanted out, so<br />

Dan got it out, tying it to the Ford and pulling it out. He also got some of the wells filled in. By the<br />

time he left in June, that compound was in order. And from then on, she had no difficulty keeping it<br />

in order.<br />

2<br />

9:00 Peggy frequently had sore throats, and Kenneth would say, "Open your mouth," and she would<br />

say, "Why?" and he would say, "I want to look down and see your beautiful tonsils." She was<br />

surprised and delighted to think that she had beautiful tonsils. So he would get her head turned<br />

toward the light; she'd open her mouth wide open; he would peer down and say, "Oh yes, I can see<br />

beautiful tonsils, and they're a little sore, aren't they?" Then he would have her swash something<br />

around in her mouth to soothe her throat. At any rate, the Landons had guests one day, and Peggy<br />

was trying to entertain them and wasn't doing so well. Neither Margaret nor Kenneth was on the<br />

scene yet, and Peggy was managing on her own. Suddenly, it occurred to her that she did have<br />

something that was very unusual and that they might admire. So she said, "Would you like to see my<br />

beautiful tankles?" She explained that they had to see them in the light, and she turned her head and<br />

opened her mouth wide open. Well, the guests were non-plussed. They didn't know what they were<br />

supposed to be looking at. And there she stood, looking at them out of the corner of her eyes. "Well,<br />

come over," she said.<br />

Kenneth heard this from inside the house, and when he came out, he asked her what she was<br />

doing. She explained. "Showing them my beautiful tankles."<br />

Bill never had that social instinct, Margaret says. It was just born in Peggy. It wasn't<br />

something she was taught. Margaret was always surprised at it. She would always get guests a drink.<br />

Bill was always self-absorbed. He always found something to do, and he always had a group<br />

of little Thai children trailing along with him to help him do it. Endless projects. By the time he was<br />

two, he was "definitely maneuverable." He started to run almost immediately. He never was much<br />

interested in walking. But when he discovered running, he was off.<br />

Bill also had a gift with languages. One day, the Chinese girl Ah Low (SP?) told Margaret<br />

little Bill was saying in Chinese, "Throw it out! Throw it out! Throw it out!" He was just over a<br />

year old. He had a passion for throwing things off the verandah. Got a lot of pleasure from heaving<br />

things over.<br />

Bill had this passion for things he wanted to do. And he discovered that there were many<br />

things he wanted to do that his parents didn't want him to do, and so he became very secretive. He<br />

didn't let them know what he was doing until it was done. "Very sound procedure," says Kenneth.<br />

"Yes, but he had that down pat by the time he was just a little over two years old."<br />

Kenneth rode on a train with Mrs. Seigle going to Nakhon. She had brought the mission<br />

children down to Pinang to send them off to India again, then had returned to visit the Landons for a<br />

week. She had never been in the south of Siam, and was delighted to find how cool the climate was.<br />

No mosquitoes compared to Bangkok.<br />

Margaret was wearing the ruby ring that had belonged to Mae.<br />

In a letter to his father, Kenneth wrote that, when he parted from his mother three years<br />

before, they had both known they would probably never see each other again. He had felt the loss of<br />

his mother years before her actual death, then.<br />

More on the Bovees. They had gone to Singapore, where they learned that they had been<br />

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cleaned out in the stock market crash. They did not have enough money to get home. They had then<br />

sent Kenneth a wire asking if he would take them in until they could get some money. They could<br />

not contribute to the running of the household financially. It was a significant drain on the Landons.<br />

Kenneth drove to two of his churches and held communion in the Chinese language. It was<br />

quite a ceremony, and they seemed delighted to have him speak their tongue. He was studying a<br />

chapter a day of Scripture in Chinese.<br />

He was memorizing the book of Hebrews.<br />

Kenneth was writing frequently to Aunt Maud now. It was late January.<br />

Kenneth had no knowledge of Margaret's dengue fever while she was in the hospital. None of<br />

the letters informing him reached him while he was on tour. As far as he knew, she was on her nice<br />

sea trip to India. In fact, it had been ruined by a mosquito.<br />

In another letter, Margaret wrote that Bill was beginning to walk. "He staggers along,<br />

shouting at the top of his lungs like an inebriated gentleman on his way home after a spree. It is<br />

really most interesting to see how his being able to walk improves his self-respect. He's so proud of<br />

himself he nearly bursts."<br />

Back to the Bovees. A lot of their investments were on margin, Kenneth says. They had<br />

quite a lot of money. A lot of stock. The Landons had a number of picnics while the Bovees were<br />

there.<br />

Margaret was training a new girl to do the cooking, but she was doing much of the cooking<br />

herself.<br />

Mr. Weisbecker (SP?) stopped by to visit the Landons too. He was from the north, and he<br />

was on his way home. Kenneth says that he was another ex-missionary who couldn't get a church in<br />

America, just like Kenneth in the late 1930's. And for the same reason: suspicion of missionaries<br />

who supposedly wouldn't understand the American scene. He told Kenneth it was hopeless. He<br />

finally settled down in a little church out in the country for $1200 a year.<br />

3<br />

20:45 February 16, Margaret writes that she will assume responsibility for the girls' school in<br />

Trang. She had not decided whether to teach. There were about 140 pupils, at least 30 of whom<br />

were boarders. She hoped to teach some so that she could have direct contact with them. Not all of<br />

them were Christians. In fact, there were fewer Christians than Buddhists.<br />

"Many customs differ, but the people here are highly civilized and seem just like people at<br />

home when one is used to them. There is society and styles and all the things good and bad that we<br />

have at home." Margaret felt the Siamese were very superior. She had a higher opinion of the<br />

Siamese than of the Chinese in Siam. These Chinese were the poor who had come to better<br />

themselves, not the cultivated Chinese. But even cultivated Chinese would tend to hawk and spit and<br />

speak in booming voices, things deeply offensive to the Thai. A Chinese was likely, in eating, to<br />

spill food all over the table because this showed that you were at home. It was polite. But the Thai<br />

abhorred that. There was something always about your better-class Thai, and even the very poor, that<br />

was gracious.<br />

Peggy was learning to dress herself and comb her hair. She was very independent and never<br />

for a moment seemed to realize that she was a child. When Margaret washed her hair, Peggy got a<br />

towel and helped her dry it; and when it was dry, she helped Margaret comb it out. When Margaret<br />

came home from somewhere, Peggy would dip up water so that she could wash her hands, and urge<br />

her to the table for something to eat. Sometimes, she would sit and sing, or pretend to read from a<br />

book. Thai was her language of choice as a small child, not English. It was for all three children, in<br />

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Kenneth wrote his father that they expected to leave Siam July 4, 1931. And while home, he<br />

was expected to study at some university, as all missionaries did. Kenneth hoped to see Palestine on<br />

the way home, and also visit Germany and France. He was contemplating a university in<br />

Philadelphia, and the possibility of taking a course in business.<br />

Kenneth was finding that the church out on the mission field had its fights and splits just like<br />

any other church. A "loud-mouthed chap" in the local Trang church was causing problems at the<br />

time, under the influence of his wife. His name was Maw Juang (SP?).<br />

March, April, and May were the hot months in Siam. The Landons had become very sensitive<br />

to the slightest change of temperature.<br />

Kenneth set out on a new tour up the coast toward Burma in late February, 1930.<br />

Bill demolished his bed, and after throwing out the sheets, blankets, mattress pad, and<br />

dislodging the mattress in an attempt to throw it out too, Margaret discovered to her horror that the<br />

bed was full of bed bugs. Drastic actions were taken to get rid of them. Fortunately, the other beds<br />

proved to be clear.<br />

One time the hair of the children at the school became infested with something that was not<br />

lice, something that altered the strands of hair so that they developed knobs that made it impossible to<br />

run a comb through them. There was nothing to do but cut the hair off, with the result that the school<br />

was full of bald-headed kids who looked like nuns.<br />

Dr. Bovee had an opportunity to work for a month in Bangkok and took it. Mrs. Bovee stayed<br />

in Trang. Word came that the Bovees had not lost as much in the market crash as they had first been<br />

told. Their broker cabled them money, but it never came. Mrs. Bovee was trying to write as many<br />

stories as she could while in Trang.<br />

Mrs. Bulkley was preparing to go home to the States with her five children.<br />

4<br />

32:46 Kenneth expected to stay a month in Phuket, on the west coast of Siam, evangelizing and<br />

distributing Gospels.<br />

His father was sixty-one that year.<br />

Margaret entertained the Ladies' Aid. It was a little group of Christian women who had a<br />

meeting every Sunday afternoon at one house or another, and this was Margaret's turn. The meeting<br />

was at four. The selection was from Matthew 15, and Margaret was expected to speak as well as<br />

entertain. So she did, and then two of the school teachers said something. Margaret had Miss Eakin's<br />

piano for a few months, and so they could sing without being distracted by some of the older women<br />

who were enthusiastic but had no sense of melody. "They made a cheerful noise unto the Lord," says<br />

Kenneth. After the service, they had tea. Ah Lao (SP?), the little Chinese girl Margaret was training<br />

to be her cook, had not yet learned to make cake, so Margaret made the cakes herself. It had to be<br />

done without butter because the Thai did not like butter and often told the Landons that it caused<br />

Westerners who did use butter to give off an offensive odor.<br />

Margaret speaks of Nai Lai, the fix-it man, who was a tall, gangly Chinese who looked not at<br />

all like any other Chinese she had ever seen. He always walked "hippity-hop," bouncing up and<br />

down, "hippity-hop, hippity-hop, coming along." He was very loquacious, and very skillful. He had<br />

come to Margaret's rescue any number of times. He was absolutely sure that he could fix anything.<br />

He fixed the septic tank which had begun to cave in, and he fixed the stove. Nai Lai taught Margaret<br />

many practical things, one of which seemed improbable but turned out to be true, that coconut trees<br />

like it if you dig down around their roots and fertilize them with a handful of rock salt. The best<br />

coconut trees on islands were the ones closest to the shore, where they could get salt from the<br />

seawater. The best coconut trees of all, according to Kenneth, were the ones that grew around houses<br />

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where the people regularly urinated. More salts!<br />

Margaret discovered cashew nuts. She had never seen them before. They grew in an odd<br />

way, outside the fruit. The Siamese had a story about them. One day the Buddha was walking along<br />

and stepped on the cashew fruits. Always before, the nut had been inside, as with other fruits. But<br />

when he stepped on them, the seed came out, and there it has been ever since. Margaret roasted the<br />

nuts and dropped them in boiling water and sugar. The Siamese were very fond of this confection.<br />

Phuket was an island off the coast of Thailand and the seat of the government of the province.<br />

Kenneth was hoping Margaret would come up with the children. He wrote that a Dr. W.B. Toy was<br />

there in Phuket, in charge of the local Chinese church. He was with the Brethren, and was out under<br />

what they called "a faith mission." He lived in an unlivable place and was sick most of the time. He<br />

couldn't do much work. Didn't get proper food. He said he was looking to God to support him.<br />

Well, Kenneth was doing so as well, but not in that way. The church was not prospering. Little<br />

teaching was going on. He wouldn't allow Kenneth to take communion with him, though he did let<br />

Kenneth preach in his church.<br />

5<br />

42:03 Margaret went to Nakhon with Mrs. Bulkley for a day. They went third class at Margaret's<br />

insistence. First class had black leather cushions. Second class had straw cushions. Third was wood.<br />

One of the Christian teachers at the school was marrying a young Christian man who was an<br />

assistant to Dr. McDaniel at the hospital. Kenneth came over to marry them. The girl's mother was<br />

not a Christian and had been determined to get a lot of money for the girl, holding the wedding up for<br />

three years. She had now, finally, relented. Miss McCague wanted the affair concluded before she<br />

left on furlough and so had sent for Kenneth to come and perform the ceremony. He interrupted his<br />

tour in Phuket to do this.<br />

When Kenneth arrived from Phuket, a letter came saying that the wedding had been called<br />

off. The very day that the invitations were being mailed, the old mother arrived. She demanded 1000<br />

tekals in cash, a gold belt worth 500, and a diamond worth several hundred more. Miss McCague<br />

was so disgusted that she called the wedding off. The next day she wired again and said the wedding<br />

was on again. Come quick. So Kenneth rushed over and married them.<br />

When he returned, the whole family went by boat to the island of Phuket, where Kenneth<br />

would complete his tour there.<br />

The day Margaret and Mrs. Bulkley visited Nakhon, they had time to do some sightseeing.<br />

They visited the leper asylum, which was now under a Siamese official. They went to the principal<br />

temple, Wat Pritadt (SP?), which meant "the temple of the relic." There was supposedly a small bone<br />

of the Buddha in the temple. It was a beautiful temple, very old. They did not have permission from<br />

the Governor to go inside, so they could see only a little. It had large grounds, and many memorials<br />

to the kings from the time that Nakhon had kings. Nobody knew their names any more. There was a<br />

square gallery, hollow in the center, which housed several hundred Buddhas seated in rows, and there<br />

were rows on rows of the peaked burial monuments to the kings.<br />

Even to this day, the Thai have little interest in history. Lydia Na Ranong, Margaret's friend,<br />

who presently lives in London, wrote of an experience with a young Thai woman studying there<br />

whom Lydia took to various historic places. The woman was utterly bored. These things from the<br />

past held no interest for her. Lydia, being a Chinese, knows that history is important.<br />

In one porch of the temple in Nakhon, there was the skeleton of a whale. Surprising. And<br />

there was also a strange stone written in a language that had never been deciphered. Later on, a<br />

scholar came and deciphered it.<br />

At that temple, there were still Brahmin priests, with their long hair, as well as the Buddhist<br />

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priests. Brahmin priests were only where there had been a court, as there had been in Nakhon.<br />

Kenneth says they could not read their own documents, but they could recite them. They learned<br />

them by heart. They had the look of being Indians in heritage.<br />

6<br />

49:37 The Sheehans lived at a tin mine in Phuket, and they had invited Margaret and the children to<br />

stay with them, along with Kenneth. So Kenneth brought the family back with him after the<br />

wedding, for a month with the Sheehans.<br />

Bill was a sobersides, and smiled very little unless very amused. Peggy was very different,<br />

"all for the theatrics," wrote Kenneth, showing off and making a big noise about anything she wanted<br />

to do. "She's got to have an audience."<br />

Kenneth commented that Margaret was becoming more beautiful every week. A very<br />

handsome, striking woman. "She isn't what you would call a pretty woman. She's a handsome,<br />

striking woman. She's filling out a bit now. The girlish angularity is more rounded than I've ever<br />

noticed before. She could stand a lot more weight if she could just lay it on. But her hair is so<br />

luxuriant and goldy. She has a way of putting up her hair that is just the thing with her. Very simple,<br />

very attractive."<br />

The tin mine was called the Katu (SP?) Tin Dredging Company. The manager of the mine<br />

and his wife were named Neal (SP?). They had just been fired and were going home to Australia.<br />

The price of tin had nose-dived, and the firing was because of that. Kenneth had left the family with<br />

the Sheehans and gone up to the north to continue his work.<br />

The tin dredge was a huge boat, built in the same fashion that Noah built his, that is, on dry<br />

ground. After it was finished, the earth was dug away, creating a pond which they filled with water<br />

and into which they floated the dredge. The dredge had huge buckets that dug the earth, and as it<br />

moved forward, it dumped its tailings out the back, so that the pond moved forward with the dredge.<br />

It was fascinating to watch. The buckets would go down as far as ninety feet, to the bedrock. They<br />

would dig up the alluvial muck, which had a layer of tin perhaps twenty feet below the surface which<br />

sometimes went down to the rock level, and wash it on a chute, throwing the tailings out the back.<br />

The tin was deposited on the bottom of the dredge. It looked like black sand. At this mine, there was<br />

a manager, a dredgemaster who was responsible for repairs, a diesel engine expert, since this was a<br />

diesel engine dredge, and two winchmen or foremen. Mr. Sheehan was one of the winchmen. The<br />

dredge ran twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. There were many coolies to provide the dirt<br />

labor. Mr. Sheehan oversaw these to make sure they kept at the work, hoeing the sandy water on the<br />

chute with big hoes so that the tin would settle. The mine was getting twenty pickels (SP?) a day,<br />

and it took fifteen to make expenses. A pickel of tin was a little bag of tin about the size of a twelvepound<br />

flour sack, but it was almost worth its weight in gold, Margaret writes.<br />

Margaret was there three and a half weeks. The Sheehans were delightful people, though not<br />

cultivated. Mrs. Sheehan was a devout Catholic. Her name was Ethel. Mr. Sheehan had a song that<br />

he sang around the house, or when he went to the club and was full of Australian beer. It was his<br />

only song. Kenneth sings for us,<br />

Oh, it's hard to see a fly upon the mountain.<br />

The distance interferes with the view.<br />

But anyone can see with 'alf an eye<br />

That I'm in love with you!<br />

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Oh, it's hard to see the bottom of the ocean.<br />

The water interferes with the view.<br />

But anyone can see with 'alf an eye<br />

That I'm in love with you!<br />

Oh, it's hard to see a needle in the haystack.<br />

The hay interferes with the view.<br />

But anyone can see. . . .<br />

And so on. He had a hundred verses. He could go on interminably. He was a great, big, gaunt<br />

Australian with a big voice, and he would bellow this song. If he was feeling happy, he would sing<br />

it.<br />

Ethel had a monkey. They had no children. The food was delicious because Ethel was doing<br />

her own cooking. She was a marvellous cook. She was able to take two chopsticks and beat up an<br />

egg into a froth, the only Western woman Margaret ever saw who could do that. She had a coolie,<br />

and an old Tamil woman to help in the house. The Tamil woman was a real character, very gentle<br />

and clean.<br />

Kenneth met a lot of people he knew up in Phangnga, where he was doing evangelistic work.<br />

The governor took Kenneth for a day's trip in his new Essex Super-Six touring car.<br />

So far Kenneth had memorized Hebrews, Philippians, Ephesians, I Corinthians, Romans,<br />

Galatians, part of John, and hoped to finish the New Testament in another year.<br />

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HOUR 54<br />

Session #40 continued April 30, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXA525) In Phuket. One day Kenneth took Margaret to visit a number of the Christians<br />

there, most of whom were Chinese. Many years before, a Dr. Amner had come there to work under<br />

the government, an earnest Christian man who learned to speak Chinese and perhaps Siamese. He<br />

built up a large church. He became so powerful among the Chinese that the government wanted to<br />

get rid of him. But he went on making his living as a doctor. He has been gone many years, but the<br />

church he founded was still there, with perhaps a dozen regular attendants, called the Gospel Hall. It<br />

was these Christians the Landons went to see. After Dr. Amner left, he asked the Plymouth Brethren<br />

to take over the work, and there was a Brethren missionary there now. But he was accomplishing<br />

little. Dr. W.B. Toy. He did nothing all week but sit in his house. He refused to learn the language.<br />

Kenneth had received the will his father had made out and had put it in a safety deposit box he<br />

had there with his other valuable documents. This was the mission safe. Kenneth offered to help him<br />

if he had need. "We do not have much, but we are always ready to share all we have with you."<br />

Adelle never told the Landons about her needs, so they never knew whether she was in plenty or in<br />

want. Margaret never had known what her mother's resources were. She ZDV in need, Margaret says,<br />

as she learned later, but she was "the stiff upper lip type."<br />

Dr. Toy had once been part of the Presbyterian mission, but left it to go to work for the<br />

government, for which he drew a huge salary. His first wife bore him four children, then died. He<br />

married again, this time a Eurasian girl who bore him six children. When the last king died—<br />

Wajirawut (SP?), in 1925 or '26—Toy was laid off. He was a fine doctor, especially a fine<br />

obstetrician. He had some strange ideas, decided to come out on faith to Phuket, and gave up his<br />

practice of medicine. He had no ability to do evangelistic work. The Landons went and called on<br />

him, and it gave Margaret a very strange feeling. He just sat in his house all day. Sunday morning he<br />

would get up and go to the church service. He held the meeting in a back room, rather than in the<br />

main chapel, and there might be an hour of mostly silence, a prayer, a hymn, a bit of Bible reading. It<br />

seemed Quaker. As a result, the old Christians were falling off one by one. They came to be fed and<br />

received nothing. Dr. Toy couldn't even speak their language. Didn't try to learn.<br />

Dr. Toy put great emphasis on being "separate." He wouldn't associate with other whites in<br />

Phuket. He was a queer, bitter old man.<br />

The first Christian man Margaret met there was a regular patriarch and had been a Christian<br />

for better than forty years. He had a long white beard and strong frame, although he was over<br />

seventy. He went with the Landons to call on an old blind man who was so glad to see them that he<br />

just smiled all over. His sons had swindled him out of all his property after he went blind by getting<br />

him to sign it away on the pretense that he was signing for taxes. "And yet he is happy in the Lord."<br />

He thought Kenneth must be a Chinese when he heard him talk. The old man pronounced a long<br />

blessing on Kenneth in Chinese, much in the manner of the patriarchs. It was very impressive. He<br />

sat in a long chair, clothes in tatters, hair stringing about his face, leaning on a cane, and staring at<br />

them with sightless eyes. There was a real smile on his face.<br />

After that, the Landons went out into the country to call on two people, one a farmer and one<br />

a tin miner.<br />

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8:20 Kenneth tells of two Christians there who were on opium. They had tried and tried to quit the<br />

habit. Finally, Kenneth worked it out with them that every day, when they would have gone to the<br />

opium den to get their pipe, they would go into the chapel instead and sing hymns and pray together.<br />

They would spend the same length of time that ordinarily they would be smoking their pipe. They<br />

did this, and both of them cured their opium habit. Kenneth took their pictures. Kenneth told them to<br />

sing loud and happily during their time in the chapel. And pray. And then sing some more. And it<br />

worked! They were quite pleased with themselves.<br />

May, 1930. Kenneth writes concerning his father and dresses. A confusing section.<br />

Margaret tells of fine dresses Victorine Smith had picked, apparently for Brad to send to Margaret.<br />

He had taken them back to the store, without Victorine's knowledge, and purchased cheaper dresses<br />

that had no style and sent those instead. Victorine had spent five or six dollars a dress, and Brad had<br />

exchanged each one for a dress that cost two or three dollars. When Victorine learned of this years<br />

later from Margaret, she was disgusted.<br />

Margaret left Phuket, and Mrs. Sheehan drove her down to Tonka (SP?) harbor where she was<br />

going to sail. They sat on the porch of the bachelor's bungalow, the mess where the single men ate.<br />

They were given tea, and one man played phonograph records for them, classical music. It was the<br />

first classical music Margaret had heard in Phuket. Everyone else preferred jazz. He was an older<br />

man who had a wife back home, with a child too delicate to live in the tropics. So he had come out<br />

alone.<br />

The passage from Phuket island to Kantang was miserable. The boat was small. Margaret<br />

had twenty-three pieces of luggage. Five cases of groceries. Tennis rackets. A typewriter. A box of<br />

photographic plates that Kenneth had developed but not printed. Her own things. The baby's things.<br />

When Margaret arrived home, Doris Bovee was still there. Dan had gone up to Bangkok again<br />

because he had been offered another month's work as a dentist by a doctor there. Doris had been<br />

alone for three weeks. The first thing she said was, "Talk. For goodness sakes, talk a lot. I haven't<br />

heard a voice for so long I'm nearly mad!" She had no Thai.<br />

Once again, Peggy's skin broke out with red blotches all over the place. The doctor said it<br />

was eczema.<br />

3<br />

15:52 The last day the Landons were in Phuket was a Saturday, and the Landons took the Sheehans<br />

for a trip over to the mainland for a visit to a small town called Phangnga, where there was a cave<br />

with a temple inside. Armed with flashlights, they explored as much of it as they could. It smelled<br />

most unpleasant and was very dark. When they came out, they were streaked with dirt from top to<br />

bottom and drenched with perspiration. There were many such caves up and down the peninsula, and<br />

they almost all had a little temple in them.<br />

Kenneth recalls the island that was used in World War II to secretly transport agents into<br />

Thailand. Off the beach, in the Bay of Bengal [more likely the Andaman Sea], perhaps two miles<br />

offshore, there was one particular island that Kenneth had explored. He had pictures he took inside<br />

of it. The only access to the island was at low tide when the mouth of the cave entrance was<br />

revealed. You could literally walk in, stepping out of your small craft, at low tide. You had about<br />

thirty minutes while you could duck under and walk inside until the tide rose, sealing you in. You<br />

were stuck inside until the next low tide. There had to be a boat there to pick you up or you couldn't<br />

go anyplace. Kenneth made such arrangements when he visited the cave, knowing that he would be<br />

inside for about twelve hours. He had a lunch, and he had his beautiful camera. "It was like a<br />

cathedral inside. It was an incredible place. Oh, it was eery!" He took pictures, and climbed around<br />

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like a goat inside. There were channels where you could climb around, with somewhat precarious<br />

footing. Huge stalactites. The apex of this small mountain, which was the core of the island and in<br />

which was the cave, had broken in, and a beam of light came in and illuminated the whole area. So<br />

Kenneth was able to take pictures in sunlight in the cave. Ngiap Seng was with Kenneth in the cave,<br />

but he stayed below. The time came to leave, and Ngiap Seng began calling, "Mok see! mok see!<br />

(SP?)" That is, "Come on!" "Me me! Me me!" So Kenneth took his last shot and then started to<br />

come down—at which point he discovered he had come down a different way than he had gone up<br />

and had reached to a dead end. The path did not continue at that point. There was a chasm, and<br />

Ngiap Seng was on the other side. In the time it would have taken Kenneth to climb back up and go<br />

around, they would miss the boat that was waiting outside to pick them up. They would have been<br />

stuck for another twelve hours. So Kenneth jumped. He didn't give it a second thought, though if he<br />

had not made it, "that would have been the end of Kenneth." When he landed, Ngiap Seng grabbed<br />

him, and then began scolding him for doing such a thing.<br />

Right on time, the water level went down with the tide, and they looked, and sure enough,<br />

there were the fishermen with their little boat. So they climbed in and left.<br />

Kenneth told the OSS people about that cave during World War II, and they used it to stash<br />

their spies and all their equipment. They were perfectly safe between tides. They would be run in<br />

there on a small motorboat. Twelve hours later, another boat would pick them up and ferry them to<br />

the beach, and there a one-engine plane would pick them up and fly them straight to Bangkok, right<br />

into the airport, right in the midst of the Japanese. They went into the Thai airdrome, which was<br />

reserved for the Thai military. There, the Regent, Pridi Phanom Yong (SP?) would have his official<br />

car pick them up and take them into the city to the Rose Palace—also called the Red Palace,<br />

apparently—where they had their headquarters, with their radios and communication system and<br />

everything.<br />

Kenneth tells of one time [perhaps this was the standard procedure; not clear] when our<br />

man was dressed in full uniform, with all his medals and ribbons, because he didn't want to be shot if<br />

he were captured. There never was any problem with this arrangement, though Kenneth suspects the<br />

Japanese knew about it. The Japanese didn't want to interfere with the Thai government, which was<br />

useful to them, and they figured our spies were nothing more than a nuisance. Kenneth figures they<br />

must have known. He would send telegrams and messages from the State Department by radio and<br />

get answers sometimes in three days, from inside the Royal Palace.<br />

Dillon Ripley, the present head of the Smithsonian, who was well known as an ornithologist,<br />

was an OSS operative. He was famous for the day in Ceylon when he chased out in nothing but a<br />

towel onto the greensward in the midst of a tea party amongst all the high mucky-mucks of Ceylon<br />

after a particular bird he had spotted from inside. In the chase, he lost his towel and everything else,<br />

and here he was with all the English ladies and the formality of the tea party. But he paid no<br />

attention to them until he had gotten his bird.<br />

Kenneth asked him one day about a couple of stories attached to him. One was that our<br />

operator had gone in from the Bay of Bengal [Andaman Sea?] island hideaway, caught the<br />

monoplane on the beach, flown in to the airdrome at Dan Luang (SP?) Airport, only to find that there<br />

was no car to meet him. So here he was in this big empty airdrome, with Japanese driving back and<br />

forth in front of those big open ends, our American spy sitting there in full uniform and medals and<br />

so on. The pilot jumped out and rushed off to make a telephone call, then came back and said, "Do<br />

you have any whiskey?" And the man said that he did, he had some Scotch, and so the pilot<br />

demanded a bottle with which to recruit a man to drive for them. He said he had been on the<br />

telephone with him, saying, "The American spy is here! Where's the car?!" But the man wouldn't<br />

come unless they gave him something. Kenneth asked if Ripley was the man this happened to, and<br />

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he said no. But he confirmed that it KDG happened to one of their agents.<br />

At any rate, the car came, and the American spy got into the back seat of the car, and they<br />

drove the thirty miles into town. In that city, Bangkok, you blew your horn all the time in traffic, and<br />

the driver was blowing away when the horn stuck. So there they were driving through Bangkok with<br />

the horn blazing away non-stop, obviously in trouble. A jeep full of Japanese came whipping up,<br />

waved the car down, and asked if they could be of any help. They looked right at the American but<br />

didn't identify him. The driver said that, no, he was in a hurry, he had to get to the Royal Palace right<br />

away. Well, the young Japanese lieutenant said that, in that case, he would escort them, clearing<br />

traffic for their car. So the jeep and the car drove in tandem through the city, with horns blaring, to<br />

the Sunkhala (SP?) Palace. The gates were closed, the Japanese saluted, they jerked the wires off the<br />

horn, and everything was fine.<br />

This story became attached to Dillon Ripley, but he denied to Kenneth that he was the man.<br />

The Regent, Pridi Phanom Yong, was the man Kenneth wrote his first book on, Siam in<br />

Transition<br />

4<br />

27:39 Margaret was in charge of the girls' school now. Mrs. Bulkley had left, and Miss Eakin never<br />

came back. The hope was to build a new wing on the building in the coming year.<br />

That was a dry year in Trang, and many wells had gone dry. The school well had to be dug<br />

deeper because of the problem.<br />

The school year there started in May, near the end of the hot season and the beginning of the<br />

rainy season.<br />

Margaret tells of the woman in Pinang with a tangled history of marriages whose half-white<br />

daughter had studied at the school for some time. Her second, Siamese husband now had her<br />

daughter by her first husband, while she pursued a third, Indian husband.<br />

At the end of May, Kenneth went to Nakhon to see the new preacher down from Bangkok<br />

named Kru Jerun Segungun (SP?). Kenneth had known of him in Bangkok and described him as the<br />

best preacher in Siam. The McDaniels were the only Americans left in the station at Nakhon. Kru<br />

Jerun Segungun was travelling by ship off the coast of Siam during World War II when the ship was<br />

bombed, and he was killed.<br />

Kenneth describes the process by which he processed his photographic plates. He was having<br />

trouble in the heat and humidity of Siam, and many of his pictures were spoiled.<br />

Session #41 May 7, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

5<br />

32:33 Among the effects of E.P. Dunlap that Kenneth inherited when he and Margaret moved into<br />

Dunlap's house in Trang was a cloth-covered book entitled, "Those That Has Been Talked." It<br />

contained the names of people resident in a village near the city of Thung Song in the center of the<br />

peninsula, which was a train junction area. In the course of his evangelistic touring, Kenneth arrived<br />

in Thung Song, carrying this book. And he went to the village with the book in his hands, and began<br />

asking for people by name. When he first arrived, he had quite a crowd. By the time he had read ten<br />

names, almost no one was left. They were alarmed and suspicious. So Kenneth explained that he<br />

was a missionary and explained what the book was. The people in it had known his predecessor, old<br />

Maw Ga (SP?), as they called him, the "old doctor." People began drifting back, then. Kenneth<br />

visited that village several times in the next year, and the third time, they invited him to stay<br />

overnight. He stayed with the village chief, who was a tall young man whose father had been village<br />

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chief before him. When they went to bed at night, they all slept in the same room in a row. His wife<br />

and baby were next to the wall. His eldest daughter next. Then himself. Then his next daughter.<br />

Then his biggest son. And then the baby boy, who was next to Kenneth. And finally Kenneth, who<br />

was on the outside. He was the last one to bed, and the first one out. They treated him well. He had<br />

various kinds of medicines, including worm medicines, which he gave them. He visited them five or<br />

six times.<br />

Then one day, a couple of men came from the village to visit the Landons in Trang, to return a<br />

courtesy call. They had never sat on chairs, so they sat on mats. The Landons gave them tea, and<br />

invited them to stay overnight. They camped out. Looked the place over. Then went away.<br />

A little later, the young village chief came back, with a couple of his aides. Kenneth has a<br />

picture of him posed in the compound, very nicely dressed with a shirt, a bathing cloth tied around<br />

his waist as a belt over a loose panung which was not fastened up under his legs and tucked into his<br />

belt but hanging loosely. He hung around with a couple of his friends a couple of days. And then he<br />

made a proposition.<br />

He said, Here you are, living on this big place. You have servants you have to pay. We'd like<br />

to ma pung (SP?)—that is, become your gang, your dependents. We'd like to serve you. And you<br />

would be our overlord and look after us. You could discharge your servants. We would do the<br />

cooking, cut your grass, care for your children, raise chickens for you, do your gardening for you.<br />

We've surveyed nearby fields. You could buy the fields, and we'd raise rice on them. You'd never<br />

have to feed us, and you'd never have to buy rice again. We'd be your people, and you would take<br />

care of us in any problems we had with the government, if we were arrested or got drunk. You'd<br />

arrange our marriages, and our funerals. We notice that you go everyday and take violent exercise at<br />

a game. We'd be glad to do that for you. You wouldn't have to do things like that. We notice that<br />

you always carry books. We'd do that for you. You don't chew betel nuts, but you should; it's very<br />

good for you. Anyplace you go, several of us would go with you; one would carry your books,<br />

another would carry your betel set, another would carry your spittoon, and so on. We would be your<br />

entourage. He also suggested that if Kenneth needed more wives, their daughters would do. He<br />

could have his pick.<br />

Kenneth realized he was faced with a quandary. He expressed great appreciation for this<br />

wonderful offer. He said that, of course, he was inclined to take it up, but there was one problem. In<br />

the first place, Kenneth didn't own this compound on which they proposed to build their village. It<br />

belonged to a "company," as he described the mission organization. Furthermore, at a certain time,<br />

about a year from now, the Landons would be returning to the United States, and the village people<br />

would be orphans. We, their "father and mother," would be half way around the world, and might<br />

come back, might not. Then where would the village be? Who knew who would succeed the<br />

Landons at the compound? From the villagers point of view, it would not be a secure move.<br />

Whereas, if Kenneth were staying on and not returning to the States, the arrangement might work out<br />

very nicely. Kenneth expressed his deep appreciation, thanked him. Took his picture. The village<br />

chief understood. And they parted.<br />

Kenneth has often used this story to show how governments are formed in Thailand.<br />

Whenever you have a man of power, you always have phak puak ti pung (SP?), that is, a "gang who<br />

pungs him." When you have three very powerful men, each with his own gang, you've got a<br />

government. And every single government since 1932 has been formed on that basis. Kenneth saw it<br />

work with the Governor in the 1930's, who had his hangers-on. His compound was full of relatives<br />

that he never even knew ZHUH relatives until he became governor. This is their system.<br />

Margaret adds this key detail. When the village chief from near Thung Song got ready to<br />

make his proposition to Kenneth, he went down to the floor—which of itself was not unusual.<br />

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Country people often knelt. But the way the man did it you would never have seen in Bangkok,<br />

because it was gone there. "It was the real, old feudal way to do it." He got down on his hands and<br />

knees and abased himself. The rump did not stick up the way it does in the movies. It is swung to<br />

the side. Margaret asks Kenneth to get down on the floor and demonstrate, which he sort of does.<br />

Margaret is not satisfied, and so at the age of seventy-five, she herself demonstrates! "I've never seen<br />

it except this one time. It's a feudal gesture. He got down; he began sinking down sideways, this<br />

way. And then he went on down until he got his head to the floor, not looking up at all. And then his<br />

hands went out this way." Her hands went out and then waved back over her head. "It was saying, 'I<br />

who am nothing scoop the dust from under your feet.' And since the head is almost sacred, so that<br />

nobody touches another person's head, this gesture—the gesture was toward Kenneth's feet. Do you<br />

see? It's the only time I've ever seen it done. And that goes back hundreds and hundreds of years."<br />

It was very touching. Moving. The man was, as it were, scooping the dust from under Kenneth's feet<br />

and pouring it over his own head. It was an offer of fealty, and it would have been good for life. It<br />

was exactly the sort of thing that would have been done before a feudal noble.<br />

Margaret adds that once a man had made that gesture of fealty, it would pass to the noble's<br />

heir. A feudal noble inherited from his father a great many retainers because wealth was figured in<br />

terms of the number of retainers. Interestingly, titles were figured in terms of the number of rai<br />

(SP?)—a smaller unit than an acre, but a measure of land—a man supposedly had. This had become<br />

a totally formal thing and no longer indicated real land at all. But real power was figured in terms of<br />

the number of retainers. Once a man was attached to one of the feudal nobles, he was branded. The<br />

brand was actually a tattoo. In one reign, it would be on the wrist, and the next under the arm. It<br />

alternated.<br />

If Kenneth had accepted the village's offer, they would have migrated en masse, every man,<br />

woman, child, and chicken they had. They would have put up houses first. They had already noticed<br />

the wells. They thought it was a wonderful setup.<br />

That sense of importance being figured in terms of number of retainers is still very much part<br />

of Thai thinking. Margaret tells again the story of the Thai ambassador who expected every Thai in<br />

the D.C. area to show up for a special occasion, in effect as his entourage, and noticed that Margaret's<br />

friend Lydia Na Ranong was not present. But she was an independent character. She had been born<br />

a Manchu princess, and she felt no need to be part of any man's entourage, not even the ambassador's.<br />

But, Kenneth adds, she was a professor at a Thai university, and she was expected to perform. On the<br />

whole she ZDV willing to conform, Margaret says—except when she didn't want to.<br />

6<br />

48:03 Margaret wrote home to Adelle that Bill had just recently learned to run. He tended to weave<br />

this way or that, like a drunken sailor. Peggy had learned to sing, but since she knew no tunes, her<br />

singing was always "original."<br />

Margaret had been put in charge of the school when Mrs. Bulkley left. Miss Ruth Eakin, who<br />

had built the school up, had gone on furlough to the U.S. and was due back in September, 1930. But<br />

she had a duodenal ulcer, and never returned. So Margaret ran the school that year, until leaving for<br />

the U.S. July, 1931. And then was put in charge of the school again when she came back. It was<br />

"tremendously hard work." She tried to teach some, but mostly handled the administrative side of<br />

things.<br />

Mrs. Bulkley had three girls. Her two boys were in India at school. But in 1930, there was an<br />

uprising in India, so she took the boys as well as her daughter to the U.S. She chose Pomona for all<br />

the children because she was a Californian. The Bulkleys were fundamentalists.<br />

Fundamentalists originally were the group in the church that accepted the Bible as the word of<br />

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God and believed that salvation came through Jesus Christ. The liberals, or modernists, said that the<br />

word of God was LQ the Bible, not that the Bible ZDV the word of God. They selected what to believe<br />

from Scripture. And Jesus was "a good example." Fundamentalism today is a different phenomenon.<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> was a Congregationalist school, and the Congregationalists were the former Puritans. They<br />

accepted, as did Margaret's parents, all the thou-shalt-nots. Not only those in the Bible, but also those<br />

which over history had become part of the Puritan ethic. Theater was wrong. Dancing was wrong.<br />

Cards were wrong. Ultimately, Margaret rejected that part of it. She saw these as relatively<br />

unimportant. But there was something to be said for the point of view because, when the Puritans<br />

arose, British society was very corrupt. Cards were connected almost entirely with gambling. People<br />

in America who had been influenced by the Puritan ethic felt very strongly about those things.<br />

Kenneth recalls as a child being expelled from a barber shop because he was playing solitaire.<br />

Margaret rejected cards and dancing and so on as a child, feeling they were wrong. But she changed<br />

with time.<br />

When the modernists made themselves arbiters of what was and was not true in the Bible,<br />

they put themselves in the position of God. 7KH\ were the arbiters of truth, not God. Which made for<br />

a deep division in the church.<br />

Fundamentalism changed with time and became extreme. Many of those who in its early<br />

days would have called themselves fundamentalists put distance between themselves and<br />

fundamentalism, calling themselves conservatives or evangelicals. Thus, a good word was turned<br />

into something negative. Derogatory. It implies intolerance.<br />

Margaret cites a similar thing with the word JD\, which has now become a characteristic word<br />

for homosexuality. How could you call anyone "gay" now? You wouldn't dare to any more. And<br />

yet that was a beautiful word, originally.<br />

The Bulkley children were delightful, the best-behaved of any on the mission field, Margaret<br />

says. An amazing thing, since both their parents were so difficult. Margaret tried to persuade Mrs.<br />

Bulkley to send her college-age children to <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Dorothy wanted to go. And it was easy to get<br />

in at that time. Margaret recalls Mrs. Bulkley's reply. "Well, Mrs. Landon, Con is from the East<br />

coast, you know, and , P from the West coast. And IUDQNO\, you know, we GR consider the Middle<br />

West WHUULEO\ provincial." She was just as rude as she could be.<br />

Kenneth tells of the first time he entered the Bulkley house, and climbed up the stairs, when<br />

he suddenly found as his head came up that there was a tiger skull looking at him. Then his eye went<br />

along, and he noticed that there was a little tiger skull, and then a bigger tiger skull, and then a bigger<br />

still, and then a bigger than that. And so on. The line of them ran all the way to the end, and in the<br />

middle, there was a gigantic tiger skull. And he said, "Doc! Where'd you get all these tiger skulls?"<br />

Oh, they were shot, came the answer. And Kenneth said, "Good heavens, Doc! You must be quite a<br />

tiger hunter!" In fact, every full moon he went tiger hunting, he said. Kenneth asked if the Doc had<br />

taken pictures of all these tigers he had shot. Yes, he had pictures. So, after dinner, Bulkley pulled<br />

out his pictures. Kenneth asked if he had a picture of the granddaddy over there, and he said, yes. [to<br />

be continued]<br />

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HOUR 55<br />

Session #41 continued May 7, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXA950) Kenneth continues on Dr. Bulkley's tiger skulls. Bulkley showed Kenneth the<br />

picture of himself standing over the huge, dead Bengal tiger whose skull now graced his house. Doc<br />

was standing there with his foot on the tiger's neck, his gun in his hand, with a barefoot Thai hunter<br />

and gunbearer standing beside him. Doc looked out from under his peaked scoutmaster-type hat,<br />

with a "lasso" under his chin—peering out at you with this little fuzzy, gray beard. Kenneth said,<br />

"Gee, Doc, where'd you shoot it?" And Bulkley told him, over at such and such a place. The man<br />

showed him picture after picture. "Doc, where'd you shot this one?" Kenneth would ask after each<br />

one. Kenneth began to be skeptical as the doctor told of kill after kill. Finally, Kenneth asked him<br />

outright if he had really shot them all. Well, not exactly. He KDG been hunting. But he hadn't much<br />

luck himself. So when someone else shot a tiger, he would buy it.<br />

Bulkley told Kenneth a couple of tiger stories. One tiger had been shot by a man who had a<br />

single-barrel, sixteen-gauge trap gun. The tiger had been molesting his buffalo, so he tethered a<br />

buffalo calf out in a field and went to sit in a bush near it. He fell asleep. When he woke, he felt<br />

something sniffing past him, and there was a tiger, which attacked the buffalo calf. The man was<br />

only about fifteen feet away. So he took his single-barrel, sixteen-gauge shotgun, shot the tiger, and<br />

killed him. He had loaded the shell with screws and bolts, the wonder being that the barrel didn't<br />

explode. When that thing hit the tiger, screws and bolts went every which way in its body. That tiger<br />

was full of screws and bolts from end to end. When Bulkley autopsied it, he found screws<br />

everywhere.<br />

Bulkley tried to get Kenneth to go hunting with him, and he did go once. But he had no<br />

interest in hunting.<br />

One night, Kenneth was at the church quite late, left the church, and bicycled up past the<br />

hospital when he saw that the surgery was all lit up. Whoops. Margaret tells Kenneth to hold that<br />

story for a bit. She urges him to tell the story of another man Kenneth talked to who had shot a tiger.<br />

When he brought the tiger in for Dr. Bulkley, Kenneth saw him and could hardly believe it. He was a<br />

little old man with quavery arms who looked as if he could barely hold a gun up to shoot. Kenneth<br />

asked him if he had shot the animal. Yes, he had. He had staked out an animal as bait. He himself<br />

was nearby, on the ground, not up in a hunting stand. Kenneth asked him if he weren't afraid that the<br />

tiger would eat KLP. Oh no, the man said, the tiger wouldn't eat me. The man laughed that he didn't<br />

have any flesh on him at all. No tiger would be interested in KLP! When he shot the tiger, the tiger<br />

made a tremendous leap and almost reached him, but then fell dead. And wasn't the man afraid?<br />

Kenneth asked. Oh no, came the answer from the frail-looking little man, for he had his trusty gun!<br />

(After he had shot the tiger, of course, the gun was empty.)<br />

Kenneth resumes the story of the night he was biking by the hospital when he saw the surgery<br />

all lit up. He wondered what might be going on over there, and so rode over. He got to the bottom of<br />

the steps to go up into the surgery. It was a cement building. He heard Doc chuckling to himself and<br />

wondered what on earth was going on. Kenneth went up the steps, and there found Dr. Bulkley with<br />

a man stretched out on the operating table. The doctor was all alone, giving the man chloroform with<br />

one hand and trying to operate also, a tricky procedure. And the doctor kept chuckling to himself.<br />

Kenneth asked him what was going on. And Bulkley welcomed him happily, inviting him in. "Oh,<br />

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this is the most wonderful and exciting experience of my life!" He said the young man was going to<br />

have a shoulder just like Livingstone. "Is that so?" said Kenneth. Yes, and here was the shoulder of<br />

Livingstone, the doctor said, indicating a plaster of Paris cast which Kenneth had often seen in his<br />

office. Bulkley was a great admirer of Livingstone, and he had bought this cast of Livingstone's<br />

famous shoulder which had been mauled by a lion. And he had brought it out there to Siam. Bulkley<br />

was looking at the shoulder as he operated on the man. He said, "Here, you can help with the<br />

chloroform," and he handed Kenneth the bottle and the cotton.<br />

Kenneth began to help. He couldn't believe what he had heard, and asked again what the<br />

doctor was doing. Bulkley answered, "This young fellow is the luckiest man in the world. He's<br />

going to have a shoulder just like Livingstone." It would hurt his hunting, of course. The man was a<br />

professional hunter. It was the same shoulder as Livingstone's, and after his mauling, Livingstone to<br />

the end of his days could never lift a gun with his left hand. But there were other things the man<br />

could do.<br />

The two men talked throughout the operation, and Kenneth asked how the man had been<br />

injured. Bulkley explained that the young man and he had been out hunting for a tiger, and that<br />

Bulkley had wounded the tiger. The two of them followed the trail of the blood through the jungle as<br />

the sun sank, until it became dusk. Bulkley realized it had become too dangerous. They couldn't go<br />

on any farther. So they stopped for a few moments, talking about what to do. Up to this point, the<br />

hunter had been ahead, following the spoor. They turned around, with Bulkley leading the way, to go<br />

back to the car. They had only gone perhaps fifty steps when all of a sudden the tiger jumped from<br />

the top of an anthill down onto the hunter. He knocked the hunter to the ground, and Bulkley swung<br />

around, still holding his gun, and as he did, the gun went off. Fortunately, the shot struck the tiger,<br />

not the boy, killing the animal. That was the only tiger Dr. Bulkley ever killed, unintentionally.<br />

So, there was the dead tiger, and a young man with his shoulder mauled. What to do? The<br />

hunter said there was a village nearby. So Bulkley fired a few more times, and began shouting, and a<br />

few of the villagers came. They made a litter with carrying poles and a shirt and put the wounded<br />

hunter on it, carrying him back to the road and putting him into the car. Bulkley drove into town with<br />

him and was now taking care of him. And what a lucky young man he was!<br />

Kenneth went back to visit the young man several times in the hospital. He found him to be<br />

illiterate, and so he would read to him. He read him Aesop's fables because he thought the man<br />

would be interested in the animals. The hunter kept saying that he wished he could read like that.<br />

Well, the Thai alphabet wasn't that difficult, so Kenneth taught him the alphabet and got him started<br />

reading. The man found he could pronounce a word, and the moment he pronounced it, he knew<br />

what it meant. Kenneth spent two or three weeks in and out visiting the wounded hunter, then had to<br />

go off on tour and after that didn't see him. Later, Kenneth asked Doc what had become of the man,<br />

but Bulkley was vague. He wasn't sure.<br />

The years passed. Kenneth left the mission field, wound up in government, and in the late<br />

1950's worked on the White House staff of President Eisenhower, with an office in the Executive<br />

Office Building next to the White House. One day, he received a phone call from the Thai embassy.<br />

They said that a certain government official, whose name they gave him, and who was the Deputy<br />

Minister in charge of adult education for the whole country of Thailand, wished to call on Kenneth.<br />

Kenneth was puzzled; he wasn't on the Thai desk any more; why would the man want to call on him?<br />

The embassy answered that the man was interested in Kenneth, had known about him and wanted to<br />

call on him specifically. The embassy had suggested he go to the State Department, but the man was<br />

insistent that he must see Dr. Landon. So, okay, Kenneth made an appointment, and the man came<br />

in, stood in front of Kenneth, looked at him, smiling, and said, "Do you remember me?" The face<br />

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said, "does this remind you of anything?" as he tried to raise his left arm and let it fall back. Then he<br />

reminded Kenneth of the young hunter who had been hunting with Dr. Bulkley and was mauled by a<br />

tiger. Did Kenneth remember teaching him how to read Aesop's fables? Yes, Kenneth remembered<br />

that. Well, the man said, he was that boy. Kenneth expressed amazement, and marvelled that this<br />

man could have become the Deputy Minister for Adult Education for the whole of his country.<br />

"Well," Kenneth said, "just think what you might have become if you hadn't learned to read Aesop's<br />

fables!" Yes, the man said, he would have become a hunter. He said he just wanted to call on<br />

Kenneth; he had remembered him all these years.<br />

A fabulous and true story. The visit in Washington would have been in about 1958, Kenneth<br />

says. Kenneth does not recall the man's name, unfortunately.<br />

Margaret says that Kenneth taught quite a few people to read. He taught the Landons'<br />

nursemaid in Bangkok. She was so excited that she would stay up all night reading, and she would<br />

be feverish the next day. She was astonished to discover that she could read all those letters and<br />

work out what they said. She had never thought she could do what educated people did, and she was<br />

absolutely thrilled. That was Ma Cham (SP?).<br />

2<br />

15:54 Mrs. Bulkley had decided to go home on a freighter. She took the boys, who went to the<br />

Kodacanal (SP?) school in southeast India, which still exists. Dr. Bulkley travelled up to Pinang to<br />

see about shipping a baby elephant to New York. This was May, 1930. He had been a contributor to<br />

the Museum of Natural History in New York for some years, and had a number of certificates from<br />

them. When he heard that there was a baby elephant for sale, he determined to buy it and sell it to a<br />

circus or to the zoo. Dr. Bulkley could have had the elephant for 200 tekals if he had not appeared so<br />

anxious to buy it, but the seller, noting his eagerness, more than doubled the price to 440 tekals.<br />

Margaret explains that a tekal today is worth about five cents, but in 1930, it was worth about fortyfive<br />

cents. Bulkley had a hard time getting papers for the elephant to show that he had not stolen it.<br />

All wild elephants belonged to the King. Then he had to get a health certificate from a veterinarian.<br />

Much red tape. Finally, Dr. Bulkley decided to send the elephant on the same freighter that his wife<br />

was travelling on, hoping by this expediency to save the cost of a keeper. An elephant had to eat<br />

almost continuously.<br />

When Bulkley first procured his elephant, he put it out in his backyard, and he found that he<br />

had to hire a man who worked all day caring for and feeding the critter. The elephant was lonely, of<br />

course. Kenneth was not there, but Margaret and the children went down a number of times to see<br />

the baby. It was exciting. The baby weighed about 800 pounds, and it wanted to lean against<br />

somebody. As soon as you came into the yard, it would come running over hopefully and try to lean<br />

against you. He missed the comfort of his mother. There was something enchanting about this big,<br />

loving baby. But no one could possibly hold him up when he leaned all that weight on them. And<br />

besides, as a baby elephant, he had stiff spines all over him which stuck into you in a most<br />

uncomfortable way.<br />

It cost Dr. Bulkley another 200 tekals to take the elephant to Pinang. He had paid for the<br />

papers, of course, and the keeper's fare up to this point. The fare on the ship was another 200, besides<br />

all the food, another large bill. Then a cable came from New York saying there was no sale for an<br />

elephant in the U.S. at the present time. But this did not reach the doctor before the ship sailed with<br />

the elephant in the hold. Margaret never heard how that came out, but she enjoyed thinking of Edna<br />

Bulkley, with her aristocratic ways, spending her days feeding and cleaning and caring for that big<br />

elephant baby as they travelled around the world.<br />

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3<br />

21:37 The school term ran from about May 6 to October, running to the end of the Siamese Lent.<br />

The main section of the school housed the auditorium and the dormitory. The girls were very shy<br />

about sleeping in private rooms, and so they all slept in an open room. They had never in their lives<br />

slept in a room alone. They were afraid of spirits. One time at the school in Nakhon, the girls said<br />

there was a pi [pronounced pee]—the generic word for all forms of spirits. They had all kinds of<br />

pi, and these all had long names, and had their own characteristics. There was one that was as tall as<br />

a tree but had a mouth only as large as the eye of a needle and therefore was constantly hungry.<br />

Those little marks you had on your arm in the morning after a night's sleep were not mosquito bites;<br />

they were from the pi. Kenneth says that his book Southeast Asia: Crossroad of Religions is<br />

loaded with information on the pi. This fear of the spirits was deep in the people and went way back<br />

in their history, to long before Buddhism, which was just a sort of "frosting on top" of their animism.<br />

One night at Nakhon the girls began to say, in great fear, "There's a pi, there's a pi, there's a pi.<br />

We can see it over there by that tree." They could see it dancing around. They were so upset that<br />

they couldn't sleep. A teacher got a flashlight and went to investigate. What she found was an<br />

ironing board that had been set up, and the cover had come loose and was waving in the wind. In the<br />

halflight, it seemed to be dancing.<br />

One night at Trang, about a dozen girls tried to get into one bed, and the bedsprings just went<br />

down to the floor. It was just a web of springs, and it couldn't hold them all. They told the teacher<br />

who stayed with them that they had seen a pi.<br />

The structure of the school was intended to be an +, with the auditorium and the dormitory<br />

above it in the center, and then two wings with classrooms. One of these had been built, but the other<br />

had not. Miss Eakin had raised the money for this, and the second wing was to be built in the coming<br />

year. It was to have more classrooms and more dormitory space. The building was made with white<br />

stucco and had pillars in front. It was nice-looking. Back of it and connected to it was a wooden<br />

building for the beginners' class and an open dining room. The walls of this came up half way, and<br />

then there was netting up to the roof, which was of tile. A new kitchen with a cement floor had just<br />

been added. There were six tables with benches in the dining room, which seated about fifty or sixty<br />

people easily. Margaret went with Kru Ka (SP?) to buy some additional white enamel dishes and<br />

basins. China was too breakable since the children washed the dishes themselves.<br />

Peggy came down with another skin infection, and it was suggested to Margaret that she<br />

needed calcium.<br />

4<br />

28:22 June, 1930. Margaret wrote Elizabeth, thanking her for her letters. Letters from home<br />

cheered her up, and she really needed it. "I don't know anything more discouraging than missionary<br />

work. The failures loom so much larger than the puny successes." Just that week, one of the<br />

Christian families in Trang had broken up. The woman was one of the church's most spiritual<br />

members, and read her Bible regularly. She lived by it. Her husband, a third generation Christian,<br />

had become interested in another woman and had practically driven his wife out of the house. Dr.<br />

Bulkley was going to try to patch the matter up. The elders had met and appointed him and one of<br />

the old Christians to do it.<br />

Margaret speculates that this would have been Lung Duan, a wonderful old man, a really<br />

saintly person. Not an ounce of self-righteousness in him, "just one of those large-hearted, gentle<br />

people that everyone respects." A wonderful man. Kenneth has his ebony cane in the basement at<br />

4711, a slim stick with the curve of the wood in it at the handle. Lung Duang gave it to Kenneth in<br />

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remembrance. Twenty years later after leaving the mission field, Kenneth encountered Lung Duang's<br />

daughter on a trip to Thailand, in 1956, up in Chiang Mai.<br />

/XQJ meant "Uncle" and was a term of great respect.<br />

Margaret wrote home, "If I live to be a hundred, I will never forget the first date I had when I<br />

was a freshman in college." It was with Alexander Gale, and they went for a walk. It was very trying<br />

because he didn't have much to say, and neither did she. Alex just didn't know how to talk, unlike his<br />

twin brother Bill. He left it entirely up to the girl to do all the talking.<br />

Margaret recalls social times at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, when her mother would have students over to her<br />

house, or they would all go over to the Hyatts' house, or the McShanes'.<br />

Gasoline cost about $1 a gallon in Siam at the time.<br />

Dr. Bovee's father had died. Doris had sold a story for $250. The Bovees were planning to<br />

leave for the U.S. in July. They were still staying with the Landons. They were going to go on<br />

separate ships, because he was going to work his way home on one ship while she rode on another.<br />

Again and again in the East, missionaries would take in people who were destitute. They all<br />

did it. Dr. Bulkley never hesitated when there was something like that. He once heard that there was<br />

a white man down at Kantang who was very ill, who had come in to the dock there, and he went<br />

down to get him. The man was trying to go round the world in a small boat. He was a German.<br />

Bulkley brought the man to his hospital and nursed him back to health. He probably would have died<br />

otherwise.<br />

Another time Dr. Bulkley went up to a tin mine where there was a Frenchman who had<br />

blackwater fever, brought him out, and nursed him. The man died. The Frenchman believed in<br />

cupping, so Bulkley obliged and cupped him, though he knew this was useless.<br />

Margaret says that one of the articles she wrote for her course at the Medill School of<br />

Journalism at Northwestern University in 1937-8 concerned this practice of people taking advantage<br />

of the hospitality of missionaries. Somerset Maugham did that, leaving a trail of tragedy behind him.<br />

He would go into a community. He had a gift for digging out old scandals, and then he would<br />

publish stories about them. One man, who had lived an honorable life for forty years, had done some<br />

dishonorable thing when young, and Maugham found out about it. Wrote and published it. The man<br />

went into his room and never came out. The famous one, "The Letter," worked havoc in two or three<br />

lives.<br />

And then there was the story of a man, a professor at Northwestern University, who wrote a<br />

book on Tibet, My Trip to Lhasa, which was accepted everywhere as genuine. The scholarly<br />

community regarded it as the authoritative work on the subject. He described Lhasa in detail. But in<br />

fact he had never been there. India was under British rule. This man wanted to go into Tibet. The<br />

authorities said no because every time someone went in, they had to send an expedition in to get him<br />

out again.<br />

Kenneth knew this man well but can't think of his name. He would wash his hair and dry it<br />

"all in a fizz" and never comb it. He used to wear a fur shackel (SP?). A famous character on the<br />

Northwestern campus. In World War II the Navy brought him in to the Navy building, and he<br />

insisted that they also bring his whole library, which they did, several thousand volumes. He was a<br />

great buyer of books. He was drunk much of the time, and they didn't get much work out of him.<br />

But he was colorful and articulate. He always made a great splash wherever he went.<br />

Kenneth ran into one of his students one day, a girl. This was at the University of Chicago.<br />

Kenneth asked about the man, and she told him how carefully she took notes on his lectures, with all<br />

the book titles, and names, and footnotes, and at the end of the course, to prepare for exams, she tried<br />

to look up these references and couldn't find a one. So she went to the professor to ask about it. He<br />

was astonished. He said he had just made them up as he went along. He never expected anyone to<br />

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look them up. The woman said he was the only professor she ever had who lectured half the time<br />

with his fly open. He was very careless with his dress.<br />

In any case, the man did not get permission to go up into Tibet. The Landons had neighbors<br />

in <strong>Wheaton</strong> in the 1937-8 year that Kenneth was doing his doctoral work at Chicago, the Wilsons,<br />

who had been missionaries living up close to the border between India and Tibet. Mrs. Wilson was<br />

the one who knew what had happened and told Margaret the story. Kenneth suddenly remembers the<br />

man's name, William McGovern.<br />

So McGovern came up there and just crossed into Tibet, without a permit, and was almost<br />

immediately arrested and thrown into prison. Tibet was a closed country. As usual, the British had<br />

to get up an expeditionary force to go up and get him out. "I don't know why they bothered,"<br />

Margaret says, "but they did." And then he wrote this book, which was totally out of his imagination.<br />

Margaret wonders why he didn't write fiction, with just a vivid imagination. But he was a "scholar,"<br />

and he knew that no one could check on him.<br />

5<br />

41:32 Another story Margaret used in her article concerned Edison Marshall, who was a very<br />

popular novelist. He went into Indochina. These people would just walk in on you, and what could<br />

you do? They were foreigners; they had no other place to stay; and so you felt you had to take them.<br />

As for the Bovees, the Landons invited WKHP, and they behaved beautifully. Kenneth says he<br />

has often marvelled that they never wrote a story about the Landons. Margaret says Doris may well<br />

have done so, and perhaps even published the story, but if so, they don't know. They didn't read the<br />

kind of magazine Doris wrote for.<br />

Back to Edison Marshall. He just dropped in on some Christian Missionary Alliance people,<br />

who had a bare subsistence living. And he asked them to organize for him a pony train to go up into<br />

the mountains to visit some of the indigenous people. They did it, he went up into the mountains, got<br />

his material, and then walked out without paying for anything. He left these missionaries, who had<br />

nothing, to pay for all his expenses.<br />

Another story concerned the "small woman," Gladys Aylward (SP?) in China. A movie<br />

company came out to make the movie, "The Inn of the Sixth Happiness," which was based onher life<br />

and which they made in Taiwan. They asked her to come out and act as an advisor. Naturally, they<br />

offered to pay her expenses. They put her up in an expensive motel. And then, when they were<br />

done, they went off without paying a cent. She had nothing. She had to come to the U.S. and travel<br />

around making speaking appearances to try to earn the money to pay off this huge bill the movie<br />

company had run up.<br />

This was just the sort of thing that was constantly happening to missionaries out there. But<br />

except for the Bovees, who were a happy experience, it didn't happen to the Landons.<br />

6<br />

44:40 Bill injured his knee, but recovered. Peggy was getting over her eczema. Kenneth wrote,<br />

"Peggy just loves it when her father will play gentle with her. She doesn't like roughing for some<br />

reason. She's a prim little lady. Knows her mind very definitely. But Bill makes up for it several<br />

times over. He's afraid of nothing. You could hang him head first over the well, and he would<br />

giggle. A real manly boy. Nothing sissy about him. It's comical to watch him boss the Chinese<br />

servants. The tone of authority comes into his big voice as he roars orders to come pick him up, or go<br />

get his hammer. He knows what he wants."<br />

Margaret comments on a recent incident with President Carter's daughter Amy, in which Amy<br />

was upset about her team's losing in a track meet. Supposedly, she sat on the ground, weeping that<br />

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she wanted a trophy. So, according to the story line, a Secret Service man grabbed a first place<br />

trophy and gave it to her. The White House denied that it had happened. Margaret suspects that it<br />

did. She recalls what Miss Christiansen told her when Peggy was born: "Any child is born without a<br />

moral sense and with one strong impulse: to survive." Kenneth adds, "To dominate." Margaret<br />

continues, "And to dominate the environment, and the environment is the parents. She told me, I can<br />

remember, 'I've seen babies go out of here in control of their parents at two weeks.'" Margaret figures<br />

that Amy, being a child, was doing what any child would do. Children always use their parents, or<br />

grandparents, or anyone they can, trying to make them jump to their command.<br />

Kenneth had ordered a mimeograph machine from Bangkok, intending to send monthly letters<br />

to many scattered Christian families around the peninsula and also to many interested people. This<br />

was June, 1930.<br />

Margaret felt she could not trust the younger woman who was working and cooking for her,<br />

Ah Lao (SP?). She was afraid to leave the children with her. With Ah Sim, it was better, and once<br />

Margaret had her trained, she took over.<br />

Margaret passed her second year language exam. She began working on her third year. She<br />

had a new teacher. Kru Pachum (SP?) had gone to Bangkok to study nursing, and Margaret now had<br />

Kru Flora instead. Her father was a Czechoslovakian, and her mother a Siamese. Her father went<br />

away when the children were very small, promising to return, and never came back. The mother<br />

went insane from the grief, after years of waiting for him. That story was all over Asia. "After all,"<br />

Margaret says, "that's Madam Butterfly " The children were brought to the mission school in<br />

Bangkok, where they were educated. Kru Flora was a charming girl and a fine person. Her name<br />

was Kru Flora Lapsa. She had been teaching at the girls' school, and a new teacher came to take her<br />

place. This was a problem, though, because the new teacher did not yet have permission. The laws<br />

were strict, and a teacher could not start to teach until she had received permission from the Ministry<br />

of Education in Bangkok.<br />

7<br />

51:32 Peggy was beginning to learn her letters. Very exciting.<br />

One morning, Kenneth called Bill, and Bill answered, "No!" in a very determined voice.<br />

Kenneth called him again, and again he said, "No!" When he was called to dinner, he said, "No!" So<br />

Kenneth asked him if he wanted to be spanked, and he nodded his head that he did. Of course, he<br />

didn't know what he was saying.<br />

Kenneth went to Dr. Bulkley's place, where a young German named Willi Klinge was staying.<br />

Kenneth was trying to pick up some German while he had the opportunity.<br />

The Landons went for dinner at Dr. Bulkley's one night, and as they ate, two men were<br />

skinning a tiger just outside the door. The tiger had a strong odor, which mixed with the odor and<br />

taste of the food as Margaret ate! She went out and watched after dinner. This tiger had killed four<br />

cows before the owner managed to shoot it. The night before, a crocodile had been brought in alive,<br />

and Mr. Klinge bought it for eight tekals and shot it. The men skinned it in the night. In the stomach,<br />

they found two Singapore pennies and a Chinese cache. They also found an egg ready to be laid<br />

inside the crocodile, which they put away to see if it would hatch. Dr. Bulkley had a python in a box<br />

underneath the hospital. He was just fascinated with animals, dead and alive.<br />

The hospital was built on low pillars, perhaps three to four feet high. You had to crouch<br />

down to go under the hospital. One time, there was going to be a funeral, and they needed the<br />

cartwheels that were under the hospital on which to carry the casket. This was at night. Kenneth had<br />

a flashlight, went to the hospital, ducked under the hospital with his flashlight lit, and went well<br />

under to where he thought the wheels were, when all of a sudden his light came down on the blazing<br />

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eyes of a panther. A black panther. He couldn't see anything but the eyes. The panther let off an<br />

awful roar, from just a few feet away. There hadn't been a sound out of it until then. Well, Kenneth<br />

thought he was dead. The flashlight fell out of his hands, and the light went out. And here he was,<br />

all crouched down, and he had lost his sense of direction. He fully expected to have the panther's<br />

jaws on him at any second. He couldn't see it. He could smell it. He could hear it panting. He could<br />

hear it snarling, "Eeagh, eeagh! Eeagh!" And here Kenneth was, nose to nose with it. Well, nothing<br />

happened. He kept waiting for the deathstroke. The teeth! He kept thinking, "Kenneth! Good-by,<br />

Boy!" Then nothing happened. So finally, he padded around and padded around, hunting for the<br />

flashlight. Finally found it. Turned it on again to see what was going on. Again, he found the eyes<br />

with his light but this time saw that the panther was encased in a sort of trap of bamboo slats, and was<br />

tied in there in such a fashion that it could not move. Its head was out, but nothing else. Kenneth<br />

gingerly backed out—with the cartwheels.<br />

On another occasion, Dr. Bulkley had Kenneth over for a feast of exotic meats. They had<br />

tiger meat and crocodile meat. Doc himself had shot a rogue elephant with government permission,<br />

so they had elephant meat. Monkey meat. Cobra meat. And rat meat from a great big field rat.<br />

They were all to decide which sort of meat they preferred. The cook had prepared it as steaks and<br />

roasts and chops. And they all decided that the most delicious was the cobra. The elephant was just<br />

like rope. Tough. The crocodile was stringy so you had to chew your head off. The monkey had a<br />

sort of sour taste. The cobra was like chicken, very tasty.<br />

By July, Kenneth had his monthly letter going out in English, Siamese, and Chinese. He had<br />

a mailing list of 170 names to start with in various towns. He had bought the mimeograph at a great<br />

bargain because the base had been eaten away.<br />

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HOUR 56<br />

Session #41 continued 5/7/78 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXA1480) July, 1930. Kenneth continues on the mimeograph machine he bought, whose<br />

base had been eaten out by white ants and replaced with a teakwood base which was better than the<br />

original. He got it for 300 tekals instead of 450.<br />

He also hoped to get a Siamese typewriter so as to make neat Siamese copy.<br />

A monkey was given to Kenneth. His coloring was peculiar, in reds and browns and grays.<br />

His eyes were like big brown marbles that popped out at you. He had funny flat hands, and travelled<br />

about as fast as a tortoise. Neither Margaret nor Kenneth can recall what became of the monkey.<br />

Margaret wrote Adelle that she would momentarily be off to King's Daughters meeting. That<br />

was an old women's organization that has probably died off long ago. Mrs. Dunlap must have<br />

organized it when she was there.<br />

The Landons lived on what was then Tajin (SP?) Road, which is called something else now.<br />

It went east and west, and it went out west beyond where the Landons lived for about a mile and a<br />

half to the river, where the original settlement had been when traffic was by river. The Landons were<br />

half a mile outside of town. The road came in, crossed the railroad tracks, came to the hospital and to<br />

the first crossroad—down which were the church and the girls' school. The road continued east<br />

where the main Christian community lived, in a little village called Thai Pru. This was two or three<br />

miles from the Landons. Generally speaking, the pattern of living in that part of the world was that<br />

people lived in villages of perhaps twenty to thirty houses, always up on stilts, their animals under the<br />

house. The houses were fairly close together for protection. Their fields would be outside the<br />

village, surrounding it. Their fruit trees would be around their house. Kru Proi (SP?), who taught in<br />

the school, lived in Thai Pru. She was married and had one child. Her brother became Margaret's<br />

coolie, and he was a wonderful coolie. A powerfully built, gangster type in appearance.<br />

After the King's Daughters meeting at Kru Proi's house, the ladies had a feast of durian. She<br />

had two durian trees in her yard, and they were unusually fine ones. Durian in the south of Thailand<br />

was usually not as good as in Bangkok, but hers was. When Margaret first came to Siam, she felt<br />

sick whenever she smelled durian. The odor was extremely penetrating and lingered on in the<br />

manner of onions. She was amused to find a reference to it in an article on tropical animals which<br />

Dorothy Bovee was reading in the Saturday Evening Post The article said that apes were very fond<br />

of durian, "that high-smelling native fruit which is repugnant to most foreigners, but which a few<br />

years after living in the tropics learn to eat [sic], and some even acquire a depraved taste for it."<br />

"Well," Margaret says, "we had that depraved taste." In appearance durian was like a large thorny<br />

burr from six `to eighteen inches long. It grew on a tall tree and dropped to the ground when ripe.<br />

The inside was in longitudinal sections varying in number. Each section was separate from the others<br />

and contained a long roll of the fruit, not unlike a Vienna roll in shape, with a mutton-fat-like color.<br />

These rolls broke up into several pieces. Each piece was a large oval seed with the flesh of the fruit<br />

attached to it. On good ones the flesh was half an inch thick and about the consistency of soft cheese.<br />

The first time Margaret tasted one, she thought it was like nothing so much as an onion. But now she<br />

no longer tasted the onion flavor at all. The taste was very much like walnut ice cream. The Siamese<br />

considered durian the "king of fruits," and Margaret was inclined to agree with them. The only fruit<br />

she liked nearly so much was strawberries, and she couldn't get them.<br />

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2<br />

11:53 That afternoon, Margaret had a conversation that she put into the first story she ever wrote<br />

for the Literary Society. It was one of the best things she ever wrote, she says, but her agent Helen<br />

Strauss could not sell it. She entitled it "A Grave for Frankie." Kru Proi, as they sat there eating the<br />

fruit, said that she had an uncle who was a wizard. She was in a chatty mood. She began to tell<br />

Margaret about him. She told what he did. When he died, she said, his son sat over his grave for<br />

three days and three nights so that no one would come and dig him up. The Thai believed in<br />

sympathetic magic, and if they could get some part of the wizard, such as his liver, it might be very<br />

powerful. Maybe they could kill their enemies. A wizard would make up a doll, a crude little doll,<br />

and people would come and ask how much it would cost to have so and so put out of the way.<br />

Margaret doesn't know if Kru Proi's uncle went that far. He would make up love potions. But<br />

wizards also dealt in hate potions. Kenneth breaks in to say that revenge was one of their favorite<br />

activities. Many murders were committed either by knife or poison. But the people believed a<br />

wizard could manage a death without any human instrumentality. The wizard would make a doll for<br />

this purpose and have it deposited at the intended victim's house, with some vital thing like a little<br />

knife in its innards. And sometimes they said the person would die of fright, though Margaret does<br />

not know if this is true. It was very like voodoo in Haiti.<br />

In any case, the son sat over the grave to protect the body. Margaret is uncertain what<br />

happened then, because the normal practice in Siam was cremation. The body might have been<br />

buried only temporarily.<br />

The story Margaret wrote was a true story that dealt with this kind of thing.<br />

Kenneth says he has a long series of stories about "witch doctors I have known."<br />

3<br />

16:38 Kenneth wrote home that modernism—as distinct from fundamentalism in the sense of the<br />

term current at the time—was creeping into the mission. "As I have followed its course in just the<br />

last three years, it looks like a sinking ship to me." The people in the mission were doing relatively<br />

little. There were only a handful of missionaries out in the country actually doing any evangelistic<br />

work. Most of the missionaries lived in the large cities where they could have a nice social life "with<br />

a slight amount of business effort." The Landons had pretty much been left alone during their term in<br />

the south, which meant that Kenneth's evangelistic touring, preaching, and Gospel distribution were<br />

unimpeded. But Kenneth was beginning to ask questions. "It is really a big problem with us whether<br />

we will come back to this mission or not. We think and pray about it a great deal in our hearts and<br />

are seeking the guidance of the Lord. If I had a private fund of money or fortune that could enable us<br />

to continue independently of the mission, we would so do. But I'm neither a wealthy man nor the son<br />

of one."<br />

What was happening was based on what Kenneth had seen at Princeton which was the<br />

product of the rise of higher criticism of the Bible.<br />

Session #42 June 4, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

4<br />

19:39 June, 1930. The Bovees were getting ready to leave at last. Doris was going to sail on the<br />

Prince line steamer Imperial Prince which sailed from Pinang July 4. Dan was hoping to go on The<br />

President Johnson, but in fact this did not work out. [He did find work on another ship and<br />

worked his way home.] Doris had been caring for the animals, but now that fell to Margaret.<br />

When Kenneth had returned from his last tour, he had brought with him two hornbills. They<br />

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were voracious eaters, named Izzy and Lizzy. Unfortunately, some animal had recently caught and<br />

eaten Lizzy, so only Izzy was left. His full name was Isaac Gershwin. Kenneth says that one of their<br />

favorite foods was a whole durian seed, and since the hornbill had a straight intestine that ran from<br />

his neck to his tailpiece, it was possible to watch the passage of the seed from top to bottom. This<br />

became a fascinating sport—"for Doris and myself, at least"—to feed the hornbill a durian seed and<br />

then watch as this progressed to the end. And then the look of absolute astonishment on the face of<br />

the hornbill "as the seed departed." Margaret laughs and says that Kenneth has the fruit wrong! She<br />

would never waste durian on a hornbill. It was the jack fruit, the poor sister of the durian. It was a<br />

huge seed, much like the durian, but cheap, and without the good taste.<br />

Margaret forgets the fate of Isaac Gershwin.<br />

The hornbills were fond of fruit, bananas, and Izzy developed a taste for long shreds of meat.<br />

Suzi, the little dog, was a small, long-haired Japanese dog, brown in color, whose full name was<br />

Susan Gertrude Barr. There was also a long, thin, Siamese cat "of no particular shape or ambition"<br />

that had a taste for small lizards. His name was Leander. Peggy called him "Ananer." His full name<br />

was Leander C. Halliburton— Halliburton being a famous professional traveller. Finally, there was a<br />

spunky little black and white cat whom Doris took when almost dead and nursed back to life. They<br />

called him Willie, but his full name was Wilhelm Frederick Hohenzollern, after the last emperor of<br />

Germany [actual name was Friedrich Wilhelm Victor Albert of the Hohenzollern royal family].<br />

The grounds of the compound were beginning to look the way Margaret had hoped for. Dan<br />

Bovee had done a great deal to bring this about, and Margaret was grateful to him. The place had<br />

become like a park. The Landons had a man who cut grass. That's all he did, all day long. When it<br />

rained, he couldn't work, of course, and the grass would get ahead again. He also carried water for<br />

them, for their bathing, and to water the plants. And he brought fuel for the stove. New hedges had<br />

been planted. Rubbish and weeds cleared out. Trees had been trimmed.<br />

To plant a hedge, they would break off branches of tea, stick them in the earth, and about half<br />

of these would grow. In about three years, the hedge looked like privet, dark green, very close.<br />

Nai Lai was doing repairs in the house. Margaret also had a sewing woman coming to catch<br />

up on the sewing work. She sewed well and fast, working on a sewing machine. Margaret did the<br />

cutting, and she did the sewing. It was a challenge to keep the children in clothes. There was nothing<br />

to buy in Trang. Margaret had to make everything, even the underclothes. In the hot climate, the<br />

children might go through two or three changes of clothes in a day. Kenneth would go through a suit<br />

every day. All the clothes had to be washed on a rubbing board.<br />

Every third day there was a big market, which was in a large, open building with aisles.<br />

Vendors of every sort brought vegetables. You could buy pork and some other items from vendors<br />

on the street. But the big market was just every third day.<br />

Margaret talks about the challenge of making underwear for Peggy that would not sag,<br />

solving the problem with a piece of elastic in the middle of the back. Some clothes were coming by<br />

mail from America, of course, from the Mortensons and from Brad Landon.<br />

5<br />

29:42 Margaret tells of an article in the Bangkok newspaper concerning her reunion with a Mrs.<br />

Boyd. The article was accurate except that a remark praising the newspaper had been put in<br />

Margaret's mouth which she had never made. This has been a frequent experience through the years.<br />

When she was interviewed after Anna came out, time after time words would be put in her mouth<br />

that she had never spoken. "It happens all the time." She is sure that it happens with many people<br />

who are quoted as saying this or that in the newspapers. Daily Mail Reunites Friends Long Apart,"<br />

the article read. While in Bangkok, Margaret had read an interview in the paper with a Mr. William<br />

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Boyd, former vice president of the Curtis Publishing Company, who was visiting in Bangkok with his<br />

wife. Margaret had known them since she was a child, through her father. So, through the<br />

newspaper, she communicated with the Boyds and had a visit with them, which the paper reported.<br />

Margaret reads the statement at the end of the article that she never made, praising the Daily Mail<br />

Margaret wrote in a letter to Adelle that, after three years in Siam, "I am just beginning to feel<br />

that I have any use as a missionary." She felt she was really getting the language now. She loved the<br />

school and the girls.<br />

July 1, 1930, Kenneth's first mimeographed epistle to his field went out. It was not the first<br />

pastoral letter, because there had been at least one earlier one written entirely by hand in Siamese and<br />

Chinese. They did type up the English one. [This is vague. It sounds as though they GLG<br />

mimeograph the handwritten letters. What seems to have been new July 1 was that Kenneth<br />

had a typewriter to work with.] Margaret points out that Kenneth was following the Pauline<br />

pattern, first touring an area, then keeping in touch with the Christians and any interested persons<br />

through mass letters. It was the only way to keep in touch with them. Kenneth could only get round<br />

to them personally once a year or so. But the Thai had a good postal system. So he conceived the<br />

idea of "epistolary evangelism." The number of people he sent to grew steadily to a large number<br />

and spread all over the country, even up to Chiang Mai in the north of Thailand. Christians from<br />

other parts of the country wrote in asking for the letter. Fortunately, stamps were very reasonable.<br />

Margaret says that nobody kept up the practice when the Landons left. Ken Wells<br />

commented many years later when he visited in the Trang field that he visited in the homes of some<br />

Christians who had the complete file of all the epistles they received from Kenneth. The letters were<br />

treasured. Most people received almost no mail. When the pastoral letter came each month, it was<br />

an event. They would read the letter over and over.<br />

Kenneth tells of beginning his letters with the greeting, "Pluang Thi Rak (SP?)." "Thi Rak"<br />

meant "he whom I love, as well as like." Kenneth received some love letters from one particular<br />

woman in the north who took his salutation quite literally. "She really meant business. She was all<br />

ready to UDN!" Kenneth had to write her back and straighten her out.<br />

Margaret comments that, while the Thai had many words for things the Americans did not,<br />

the reverse was also true. In English we have words for different kinds of love which they don't<br />

have, and this could cause confusion. At the same time, the missionaries contributed new words and<br />

meanings to the Thai language.<br />

6<br />

39:04 Margaret writes Evangeline that she especially liked Sunday morning. "The early morning is<br />

the most beautiful part of the day in the tropics. It does not quite come up like thunder, as Kipling<br />

would have you believe, but it is dark, and then it is light. There is hardly any sunrise, and almost no<br />

twilight, as we have in the Occident. Sunday the coolies do not come, only the house servants. The<br />

children are dressed quickly and given their breakfast as soon as possible. Bill howls if his is not<br />

immediately forthcoming. I dress more leisurely. Kenneth still sleeps. It is the only day in the week<br />

that I don't immediately plunge into something. When breakfast is over, I stroll out and have a look<br />

around the yard. The morning is still fresh and damp by eight o'clock. But by nine, the sun has<br />

brushed the dew away, and the heat of the day starts. During the rainy season, I do not wear<br />

stockings about the yard. The grass in two days of rain shoots up long spires with pointed seeds that<br />

are a tremendous nuisance. The slightest touch as one is walking past and they are firmly stuck in the<br />

clothing. I've taken as much as half an hour to get them out of a garment once full of them."<br />

Margaret described a plant called a "sensitive plant." The slightest touch, and the leaves<br />

would immediately fold up and droop as if wilted. After a while, they would open up again.<br />

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Margaret didn't know the name of the plant, but it was a weed, and she was trying to get rid of it. The<br />

flower was lavender and round in shape. The leaf was like a locust leaf. If the slightest bit of root<br />

was left in the ground, the plant quickly shot up again and soon flowered, propagating madly.<br />

Margaret wrote of picking a ripe jack fruit, which was huge like a watermelon and entirely<br />

filled a pail.<br />

The tea hedge would grow as high as the house unless it were cut back. When it bloomed, it<br />

was covered with red blossoms.<br />

Margaret would play old hymns on Miss Eakin's piano Sunday mornings. "It always seems<br />

that Tabernacle Hymns #2 have many pleasant associations." They would sing them around the<br />

piano.<br />

Kenneth was studying German, since there was a young German man in Trang at the moment,<br />

and since he would need a reading knowledge of German, French, Latin, and Greek to get a degree<br />

when he returned to America on furlough.<br />

Nai Lai made about thirty small hangers for Peggy's dresses, and a pole in the closet to hang<br />

them from. Much better than keeping them in a pile.<br />

The girls in the school were rehearsing a play to be given in September. Margaret was<br />

watching one night when suddenly Kru Mun Jua's (SP?) little girl ran up on stage and began to dance.<br />

"I never saw anything funnier." The girl had an impish face and a tiny little body. The Siamese<br />

dance was very beautiful, but very formal, with every movement conveying some meaning. Siamese<br />

music "has an odd rhythmic cadence like nothing else I've ever heard, something rather primitive and<br />

yet quite sophisticated."<br />

[We adjourn for a time to watch the Washington Bullets basketball team play in the<br />

championship of professional basketball, which they proceeded to win for the one and only<br />

time.]<br />

7<br />

45:25 Charles Hak, a Eurasian, who had been working as an evangelist in Petchaburi, and who was<br />

very orthodox, having studied at the Moody Bible Institute in the U.S., came to Trang at Kenneth's<br />

invitation. There was no money for his support at present, but Dr. Bulkley and Kenneth decided that,<br />

if necessary, they would divide their salaries with Charlie so that he could work as pastor of the<br />

church there in Trang. He was a thorough Siamese, despite his mixed blood, and the people regarded<br />

him as Siamese. Kenneth and Bulkley did find money for him.<br />

Of Peggy, Kenneth wrote, "She's such a darling. You don't have to say things twice for her to<br />

understand them. She has a very helpful spirit." Kenneth would come in and find Peggy standing<br />

behind Margaret with a brush in her hand, her face all red and glowing with excitement as she<br />

brushed her mother's hair. "She fairly puffs, she works so hard at it." When Kenneth got dressed, she<br />

would tell him each thing to put on, in order, and brought him his socks, ran to get his shoes, and<br />

tugged and tugged to put them on him. It was all voluntary assistance and not regarded as work. If<br />

they dropped anything, she was quick to run and pick it up. In fact, it was difficult to throw things<br />

away. She would run and bring them back. She had a mania for being clean. "Her favorite word is<br />

GLUW\." She liked to wash her hands frequently.<br />

Both children were ruddy from the sun. They took regular sun baths. Bill was a tough little<br />

man. Nothing seemed to hurt him. When he suffered small injuries, he did not cry. When Ah Sim<br />

wouldn't obey his command, however, he knew how to cry in "most lusty fashion, until she again<br />

becomes his willing slave and does his wishes. He can cry very realistically for an hour and never<br />

shed a tear. Quite an accomplishment."<br />

Kenneth was sending out his letter once a month, at the first of the month, in all three<br />

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languages.<br />

The Sheehans came to visit. Mr. Sheehan went hunting with Dr. Bulkley, for tigers, but all<br />

they brought back were a few peacocks and jungle fowl. Kenneth enjoyed the feast of eating these.<br />

Tin prices had gone so far down that the mines were all shutting down. That was why the Sheehans<br />

were travelling; they were on their way back to Australia.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth speak of typing on the Siamese typewriter. Very difficult to learn.<br />

The letters had to be done in the correct order because the vowels went ZLWK the consonants, and had<br />

keys that did not move the carriage. If you were cutting a stencil, you had to do it just so or the entire<br />

stencil was ruined.<br />

Kenneth received a letter from the city of Nan (SP?; Muang Nan?), a thousand miles away in<br />

the north of Thailand, from someone who had one of his pastoral letters. He was receiving an<br />

increasing flow of letters in response to his pastorals, from people at all levels of the Thai society.<br />

7$3( ,; 6LGH<br />

8<br />

52:03 Kenneth comments on how much time it took to prepare his monthly letter. The materials<br />

were expensive, and all of the cost came out of Kenneth's own pocket.<br />

Margaret looked plump and healthy, Kenneth wrote, and she said that she felt better than at<br />

any time since coming to Thailand.<br />

Peggy had a "sort of fragile looking beauty, and is very dainty in all she does. That is, she is<br />

until she decides to spank Bill for something he has done. And then you should see determination on<br />

her face. Bill is as big as she is, but she handles him and gives him a sound spanking when she thinks<br />

he does wrong. He wet his pants one day, when we were not home, and when we came back, there<br />

was Bill standing in the corner with his face to the wall, and she was standing behind him, saying,<br />

'Shame!' and using her hand to slap his wet bottom when he howled." The two children made a fine<br />

pair and played well together, the only difference being that Peggy was not a child at all but was one<br />

of the three grownups in the family. "Poor Peggy," Margaret laughs. "She never felt she was a<br />

child!"<br />

When it rained, the streets emptied in Trang. Nobody liked to walk in the rain for fear of<br />

getting the head wet. It was so cool at times that Kenneth would wear a sweater.<br />

Kenneth taught Peggy how to play hide and go seek, but initially she had difficulty with it<br />

because she kept giggling in her hiding place. Bill liked the game too, but he could not manage to<br />

stay in one place for long to hide.<br />

The stove was poor in quality, and very slow. Baked poorly.<br />

Beef, when they could get it, was fresh-killed and tough. When Margaret went to buy it, the<br />

carcass would be hanging up there. The butcher would be sitting cross-legged, a fat Chinese, and he<br />

would say, "What you want, Mem?" Margaret learned which part was the tenderloin, because that<br />

was the only part she could make into a nice roast. The Thai solved the problem by cutting<br />

everything up into small pieces in their curries. Margaret would wrap the tenderloin in papaya leaves<br />

for twenty-four hours to tenderize it before roasting it, something she learned from Mrs. Bulkley.<br />

There was a lot of pepsin in the papaya leaf which worked on the meat. Pork was more tender, so<br />

they had more of that. Margaret did not enjoy the haggling that she had to do to buy anything. She<br />

bought a lot of beans, often the only vegetable she could get. People called beans 365'rs, because<br />

they would eat them every day.<br />

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HOUR 57<br />

[A historic entry begins, the visit in August, 1930, to Nakhon, in which Dr. McDaniel<br />

introduced Margaret to the books of Anna Leonowens. The story just begins; the substance<br />

of it continues in Hour 75.]<br />

Session #42 continued June 4, 1978 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXB50) Margaret continues the story of her first learning of Anna Leonowens. She tells us<br />

that she has often said that when she first read The English Governess in the Siamese Court<br />

during that visit in Nakhon she really had no sense of a curtain going up. The letter in which she<br />

recorded the visit, which was for several days, was dated August 13, 1930, and as she and Kenneth<br />

talk it over, they conclude that the visit must have taken place in late July. So in the last days of July,<br />

1930, the saga of Anna began.<br />

Dr. McDaniel was about to build a new house, on a very beautiful site. There were great<br />

trees. The land was given to Dr. McDaniel by Prince Damrong. There was little tropical<br />

undergrowth, perhaps because of the sand in the soil, perhaps because it had been a cultivated area.<br />

When McDaniel began to build, which was some time after that summer, the workers found that<br />

everywhere they dug, they unearthed stones and relics from what Margaret believes must have been a<br />

temple from centuries before. They had several acres of ground, enough to build a new hospital on.<br />

They could see the mountains from there, looking blue in the distance.<br />

Mrs. McDaniel died during their furlough in the U.S., which was after Margaret's visit. She<br />

had already been quite ill.<br />

McDaniel was energetic and progressive. He wanted to build a hospital wing for people with<br />

tuberculosis. He put up a big water tower with a pump and a windmill, and intended to build his new<br />

house with running water. He also intended to have electricity. A friend had given him a Frigidaire<br />

refrigerator run by kerosene.<br />

Margaret visited the leper home while there, but has lost her letter recording this.<br />

She tried to persuade the McDaniels to send their children to <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>. The oldest<br />

son intended to become a medical missionary, but died in a drowning accident. The youngest son,<br />

Ed, became a doctor and worked in Chiang Mai. In the past twenty years, he has become very<br />

interested in the problem of family planning in Asia. From the first introduction of it, the Thai<br />

women were very interested. They responded so strongly that they almost overwhelmed the doctor.<br />

They didn't want to bear ten or twelve children, five or six of whom would die. The government has<br />

taken this up. Ed did go to <strong>Wheaton</strong>, the only one who did.<br />

Margaret wrote of the closing of the tin mines and rubber gardens. Unemployment in Malaya<br />

was increasing. There were communist riots in Singapore.<br />

The King of Siam travelled to the U.S. for an eye operation, using an assumed name.<br />

Margaret remembers a story from that trip. After the surgery had been done, in a New England<br />

hospital, no bill was presented, and so the King asked for it. The surgeon said something like, "The<br />

King can do no wrong. I leave the fee to you." This meant that the King paid a much larger fee than<br />

he ever intended to pay, which he did not appreciate.<br />

The Landons were trying to get the Thai Christians to tithe to support their new pastor,<br />

Charlie Hak, but the response was not good. Previous missionaries had created a lot of what the<br />

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Landons called "rice Christians." They were not anxious to give. In effect, they had converted from<br />

the idol of Buddha to an idol of silver and gold. There was one wealthy man, a leader in the church<br />

named Maw Juang (SP?), who gave nothing but a few coins in the offering plate. Kenneth<br />

commented that the Thai Christians "squeezed the pennies till they squealed for air." They expected<br />

the missionaries to pay for everything.<br />

2<br />

11:23 Adelle moved to 301 E. Seminary Avenue in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, where she lived the rest of her life<br />

until she was in her eighties.<br />

Kenneth's best friend at college and seminary had been Ralph Varhaug, who succeeded him<br />

as pastor at the Columbus, New Jersey, church. Joe Wright sent the Landons a picture of Katherine<br />

Tate and her baby. Ralph had met Katherine at <strong>Wheaton</strong> and married her. The Landons had not<br />

heard from Ralph in about two years. Katherine wrote occasionally. But the whole relationship had<br />

gone stale and cold. The Landons found it hard to take that Ralph would cut them off. A curious<br />

thing happened, though. He told people that he was writing Kenneth, but that Kenneth was not<br />

writing back.<br />

Muriel alone had been faithful about writing. And Joe Wright had been faithful also. Both of<br />

them very busy people. Muriel sent magazines, books, children's books, gifts. She was incredible.<br />

Margaret speaks of what a shock it was to her when Muriel "turned against me in 1951." She<br />

couldn't believe it.<br />

Every day Kenneth reviewed four chapters of Scripture that he had memorized, and<br />

memorized one new chapter. Every day he read at least two chapters of German and learned thirty<br />

new words. Every day he studied Greek and Hebrew for three hours after supper. The rest of his<br />

time went into church work. "I used to be pretty industrious, I guess." Margaret replies, "When did<br />

you stop? I hadn't noticed."<br />

Kenneth had some bad teeth and went up to Bangkok in early September to get them fixed.<br />

While there, he did some shopping for the family. Cloth for dresses. Other articles to wear. The<br />

Sunday he was in Bangkok, he preached on the Holy Spirit.<br />

Margaret wrote Evangeline, who was then living at 808 Essex Avenue, Southeast,<br />

Minneapolis, Minnesota, with her husband Evan Welsh.<br />

Margaret speaks of her problems with her cooks. Ah Sim eventually took over. Kru Flora<br />

helped Margaret with the shopping.<br />

Bill's pet amusement at the moment was pushing Peggy's doll carriage around. He loved<br />

playing with something that would "go." One morning, Margaret found him washing Peggy's doll's<br />

hair. He had hot water in a basin, and the doll was standing on its head in the water. The two<br />

children looked almost like twins now because Bill weighed only one pound less than Peggy.<br />

Margaret shares various little incidents with the children. Sometimes, when she was in bed, Peggy<br />

would call Margaret insistently. "Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama," on and on. When Margaret failed<br />

to respond, Peggy finally shouted, "Marget!!" This was always such a surprise to her mother that her<br />

mother would respond.<br />

3<br />

22:34 Margaret was planning warm clothing for the November mission meeting in Chiang Mai, far<br />

to the north.<br />

Margaret finally got a good garden book, a great event. She still has it. A Garden Book for<br />

Malaya by Kathleen Gough. Margaret now had 120 house plants. Many of these were ferns.<br />

Outside, she had salmon, pink, and red amaryllis. She also had a small pink lily and a small white<br />

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lily that was shaped like a star. Then there was Honolulu creeper that was in flower year round with<br />

long sprays of pink and white flowers. The bougainvillea was a showy bush that grew large and high<br />

and had plum-colored flowers. The petrea had blue flowers like a lilac, but without scent. The<br />

duranotta [SP? duranta?] had tiny blue flowers and clusters of a little yellow fruit. Then there was a<br />

small flower that was waxy white, like a gardenia. And she had recently discovered that she had a<br />

Margaret figures that all of these were planted in Dr. Dunlap's time. He died about 1918. Near<br />

pomegranate tree with a very pretty flower on it, so she was hoping for fruit. As for trees, there were<br />

of course the coconuts, some beautiful wild cinnamon, a number of fruit trees, among them guavas<br />

and limes and breadfruit and jackfruit and rambutans and lemuts (??), as well as two durians.<br />

Christmastime, the place was all ablaze with poinsettias. Margaret had planted them completely<br />

round the caretaker's house next door. The soil there was well suited to them. They grew as tall as<br />

the house by Christmastime.<br />

Margaret was presently trying to grow a dozen royal palms and three candlestick palms,<br />

which she bought from the gardens in Pinang. They were tiny, no bigger than a finger. They were in<br />

pots four inches across. They would grow into gigantic trees if they survived. Each morning<br />

Margaret would take them into the full glare of the sun for a little while, then take them back under<br />

the house where they had partial sunshine.<br />

The palms did survive. Toward the end of the Landons' second tour, they were about eight<br />

feet tall, and Margaret planted them in such a way as to make an avenue of trees. She never saw<br />

them again after 1937, when they left Thailand. But after World War II, when Kenneth travelled to<br />

Southeast Asia, he had his pilot fly over the house at Trang. He was flying from Bangkok down to<br />

Pinang, Singapore, and on to Jakarta. He didn't have the time to land in the Trang area, but he<br />

wanted to see. So first they buzzed the hospital, then flew up the road, and there, below, he saw the<br />

majestic avenue of trees Margaret had planted. The royal palms were fully grown, twenty, twentyfive<br />

feet high.<br />

In Florida, where these palms grow, there is a deadly pest killing the palms, Margaret tells us.<br />

The fear is that it will spread to other parts of the world.<br />

4<br />

29:45 Kenneth inaugurated a system of smiles with the two children. One day, when Peggy was<br />

fussing and crying, with the tears running down her face, her eyes all red, Kenneth shouted at her to<br />

"Smile. Smile!" Peggy couldn't manage it, though she tried hard, so to obey her Daddy, she put a<br />

finger at each corner of her mouth and drew it up so that she would look like she was smiling—all the<br />

while continuing to weep. Kenneth couldn't help laughing "at her invention." Margaret laughs,<br />

"Aren't children incredible?! Really, they are, you know."<br />

Margaret felt the regular sunbaths the children were taking were improving their health.<br />

Peggy disliked vegetables, so there was a struggle to get her to eat them. Bill had eaten his<br />

vegetables until lately, but recently he had turned against beans and spinach. Kenneth figured this<br />

was because he was too lazy to chew. He preferred potatoes and squash and other such things that<br />

could be "inhaled."<br />

What rules Kenneth and Margaret had, they enforced. Their philosophy was not to have too<br />

many rules, but to enforce those they had.<br />

The new pastor, Charles Hak, arrived in early October.<br />

Kru Kim Juang, the head teacher at the girls' school, had a little girl Peggy's age. Her<br />

nickname was Bu. She spent the night with the Landons, which was very exciting. Bill, who had<br />

always displayed "a supreme indifference" to everyone outside the family, took a great liking to her.<br />

He wanted to play with her but didn't know how to go about it. He galloped around her and chortled<br />

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and patted her on the head and tried to get her attention in many ways.<br />

Both Peggy and Bill were interested in Margaret's gardening. When she dug, they dug.<br />

When she carried pots about, they carried pots about. Lately, Margaret had steamed some earth to<br />

get rid of pests, and the children found this fascinating.<br />

One day Bill ran a nail into his hand. The doctor cut it open, cleaned it out, gave him a<br />

tetanus shot, and Bill came out of it as chipper as ever.<br />

Margaret now knows that Auntie Trine sent the ice cream maker for Christmas, 1929. It was<br />

a drum you filled with ice and salt, and you put your ice cream makings inside, and there was a crank<br />

to turn. It didn't take long, and the ice cream was wonderful.<br />

The Landons were hoping to get electricity, but they never did.<br />

Peggy graduated to a regular bed. No railings on the sides any more. Bill moved into the bed<br />

that Peggy had used.<br />

The taping underwent a four-year break at this point. Kenneth had become<br />

increasingly resistant to the taping because of its slow pace and especially the tedious<br />

reading of the letters. This was not his style. Finally, after the June, 1978, session, he called<br />

an end to it. As far as he was concerned, he was done with it for good.<br />

For years I wondered if we would ever be able to complete the history. I dared not<br />

raise the issue, knowing that if I did so prematurely, that would truly finish it forever. Finally,<br />

by June, 1982, enough time had passed, and conditions seemed to have changed sufficiently,<br />

that I found it possible to raise the matter of taping again. And Kenneth acquiesced, but with<br />

the caution that if it deteriorated into the same sort of thing as before, he would finish it. We<br />

actually began June 19, working with material from after the Siam years, in what is listed as<br />

session #46. This was followed by sessions on July 2 and July 6, then a two and a half month<br />

break before the session of September 24 that follows. After all these years, I cannot explain<br />

why we taped out of sequence.<br />

Session #43 September 24, 1982 Kenneth, Kip, and after a while Margaret and Nona Beth<br />

5<br />

36:09 Kenneth had a distribution project using Bible portions provided by the American Bible<br />

Society, such as Matthew, John, Acts, books like that. There would be several thousand copies to<br />

distribute in the villages. The hope was that the people would retain them and read them. The<br />

country people had no books, and there were no newspapers except in the towns. Kenneth had an<br />

open touring car with a fabric top and open sides. No starter battery. You had to crank it from the<br />

front to get the car going, and you got started on the magneto. Kenneth and Ngiap Seng loaded up<br />

the whole back of the car, the back seat, the section between the back and the front seat. It was solid<br />

with these booklets. The two of them were in the front seat, with Kenneth driving. It was the<br />

beginning of the rainy season. The road that ran between the paddy fields was about eight feet above<br />

the paddies most of the time so that traffic wouldn't be inundated when the monsoon came. The<br />

paddies had eight to ten inches of water in them at least, all the way along. If you had to go to a<br />

village through the paddy fields, you walked on the dividing partitions between them. So what you<br />

saw were many rice paddies filled with water framed by walkways, with the road going through. The<br />

road was quite narrow.<br />

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Kenneth was driving from Trang to Phatthalung. And as they drove, there, coming in the<br />

opposite direction, was an elephant with a mahout on his back. The elephant was right smack in the<br />

center of the road. Car and elephant came together, and clearly one of them had to get off the road<br />

for the other to pass. Obviously, it would have to be the elephant because the car FRXOGQ W get off the<br />

road. The elephant didn't have enough room at the side of the road to stand securely, so that the car<br />

could pass. He had to get off. But he didn't want to. It was clear in his mind that the car should go.<br />

There was a big argument between the mahout and his elephant, and the elephant was<br />

grumbling. He didn't ZDQW to get off the road. Grumble grumble. Finally, the mahout began to<br />

whack the elephant with his hook and tell him he KDG to get off the road. In the end, the elephant<br />

grudgingly submitted, and with much groaning and complaining, he eased down on his haunches and<br />

literally slid like a kid on his bottom down the eight- to ten-foot embankment into the paddy field.<br />

Kenneth had seen elephants do this thirty or forty feet down into the Mekong River, splashing<br />

happily into the water. They thought it was fun. But this elephant didn't want to do it.<br />

By this time, the engine in the Ford had died, and the two men sat there in their dead car,<br />

noticing that the elephant was not going on by. On the contrary, he was right there beside them,<br />

turning very slowly and deliberately to look at them. He gave them "the eye." His head was right on<br />

a level with their car, so that they were looking eyeball to eyeball with him. They didn't think<br />

anything of this especially, assuming that he was just curious. Kenneth was just about to have Ngiap<br />

Seng get out of the car to crank up the engine when, with no warning at all, the elephant raised his<br />

trunk—which he had quietly filled with water and mud—and directed it immediately in Kenneth and<br />

Ngiap Seng's faces. He blew a blast of water and mud completely over them, instantly soaking them<br />

and plastering them with mud. The elephant decided that this was a nice game, and "he just<br />

maliciously kept filling his trunk with water and spraying us with it," until the car was literally full of<br />

water, right up to the tops of the doors. It was like sitting in a bathtub. Kenneth got Ngiap Seng out<br />

to turn the crank, but he was so excited he couldn't get the car started. Finally, Kenneth got out,<br />

having set the spark and the gas levers the right way, and managed to get the engine going. The<br />

elephant continued all the while spewing water into the car. He kept the car full so that when<br />

Kenneth opened the door to get back in, water rushed out. But as soon as he closed the door, the<br />

elephant started filling the car up again.<br />

At last, Kenneth started down the road. And the elephant set out along with the car. The Ford<br />

was rather slow, and the elephant had no difficulty keeping up. He chased them easily for a quarter<br />

of a mile down the road, sucking up water and spraying them with additional water and mud.<br />

They drove on to the next village, and the people could hardly believe what they saw. The<br />

two men were so covered with muck that they were unrecognizable. "You couldn't tell I was white.<br />

You couldn't tell Ngiap Seng was a yellow Chinese." They hauled out their pamphlets and tried to<br />

clean out the water and muck from the car. They always carried with them their bathing sarong,<br />

which was called a pa khema (SP?) and which was literally a strip of cloth about two and a half to<br />

three feet wide that fit around your middle and that you could put on so tightly that it looked like<br />

underpants, with the tail tucked up in the back. So they undressed before an admiring crowd—"with<br />

no modesty whatsoever"—drenched themselves down with water from the village well, then in their<br />

bathing cloths, went back to try to rescue their books. The inner books were damp but salvageable.<br />

They spread them all out to dry. Some of the villagers had actually seen what the elephant had done,<br />

and they were discussing among themselves in an admiring way what they had seen, and of course<br />

commiserating with the two victims.<br />

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6<br />

47:13 Kenneth tells of the first time he ever used a bathing cloth. It was on one of his earliest tours,<br />

in 1928. He was at a little town up along the railroad, a place called Ban Na, or Ban Na Son, and<br />

there was a small stream nearby where Kenneth wanted to take an evening bath—rather than just<br />

throw water over himself at the Chinese khe chang (SP?), that is, the hotel. So Kenneth set out with<br />

his bathing cloth clutched around him and with a dipper in hand. He had never done this before.<br />

Eventually, he learned to put the bathing cloth on with a hand knot so that it would stay on, but this<br />

was his first try in public, and he hadn't quite mastered the art of it. He got into the stream and was<br />

into the business of serious bathing when he inadvertently stepped on his soap, losing his balance. As<br />

he flailed to recover himself, he discovered that he had lost his bathing cloth. Quite a number of the<br />

villagers, the girls and the boys, were taking their evening baths along with Kenneth, and they<br />

erupted into laughter. He managed to recover the cloth and tried to put it back on, while the villagers<br />

howled and laughed. But in his confusion, he couldn't get the cloth back on, and finally, he just fled<br />

down the road toward the hotel "flying this cloth over my head." By that point, there was no time for<br />

shame or modesty. He went running right through the middle of town in his birthday suit, no doubt<br />

leaving an indelible impression on all who saw him.<br />

Kenneth tells again the story of Ken Wells and the buffalo, near Hua Hin, where the King had<br />

a palace. It was the palace that King Prajadhipok (SP?) fled to in 1939 when they had the coup d'état.<br />

The Landons and the Wells were at Nong Khae, the Presbyterian mission vacation area a mile or so<br />

south of Hua Hin. This was right on the shore, on the Gulf of Siam. There were many jellyfish in the<br />

sea, dangerous ones, and Al Seigle and Kenneth and some other fellows worked hard with bushel<br />

baskets to clear out the jellyfish so that they and the women could sit in the water. As they were<br />

sitting in the water, enjoying themselves, there suddenly appeared a figure covered with mud<br />

"staggering and racing and leaping and cavorting and moaning and groaning" down from the fields<br />

up behind the beach area, where the buffalo usually hung out. The missionaries could hardly believe<br />

what they saw. The head was the head of Ken Wells, but the rest of him was unrecognizable. He<br />

plunged into the water. They naturally wanted to find out what had happened, so after Ken had<br />

cleaned himself up a bit, he told them the story.<br />

He had come down on the railroad to be with Margaretta and the rest of them, and being<br />

impatient to get to the beach, he had taken a shortcut through the fields. When he was well into them,<br />

it dawned on him that the fields were filled with mud wallow holes with buffalo in them. Only the<br />

snouts and nostrils of the buffalo showed above the water. As he approached, they began suddenly to<br />

come rearing up, and he found himself surrounded with buffalo. They were offended because he<br />

"stank like a foreigner." Their horns were down; they were pawing the ground. And Ken did the<br />

only sensible thing. If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. So he went right down into the nearest mud hole.<br />

He went in right up to the neck, like a buffalo, so that they could not smell him. Their eyes were very<br />

poor.<br />

Well, the next thing he knew, the buffalo were all coming back down into the wallow,<br />

nudging him, leaning up against him, paying him no attention, because he now smelled like a buffalo.<br />

He waited until everything calmed down, and then slowly, cautiously, eased himself out of the<br />

wallow. The buffalo paid him no attention. "He smelled like a buffalo; he was respectable." Ken<br />

made his way through the fields, buffalo on all sides, and finally "he saw us down by the beach and<br />

came racing down, leaping, bounding, shouting, groaning, wailing, fell into the water, went under the<br />

sea, with all his clothes on." And when he emerged from the water, he looked more or less like<br />

himself.<br />

Margaret talks about how the farmers cared for their buffalo. They would keep them under<br />

the house, perhaps. How groups of men would take their buffalo out to grazing areas to feed. No one<br />

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milked cows, though they did have female buffalo.<br />

She tells how, when she had fenced in the compound at Trang, the men discovered they could<br />

let their buffalo in to graze and then go off. Didn't have to watch them. The first time it happened,<br />

she didn't see any people at all. She just looked out and saw her compound full of buffalo. After it<br />

happened the third time—<br />

Margaret interrupts her thought to speak of the coolie who cut the lalang grass. It was so<br />

tough that he had to use a scythe. The danger of snakes.<br />

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HOUR 58<br />

Session #43 continued September 24, 1982 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXB400) Margaret continues on the buffalo the villagers had put into the Landon compound.<br />

She stopped it by having the coolie let the buffalo out, much to the distress of the villagers when they<br />

came back for their animals.<br />

Kenneth tells how he asked Margaret to marry him. He was working at Rodin's Restaurant,<br />

which was near the courthouse, and the men, the lawyers, from the courthouse wanted fast service.<br />

They tipped well if they got it. There were two fast waiters, Henrietta, and Kenneth, who learned<br />

from watching her, and the two of them collected the best tips. Kenneth was saving his to buy an<br />

engagement ring for Margaret.<br />

When he was in Meadville, he went to George T. Wilson of the Wilson Jewelry Store. He<br />

smoked cigars all the time, and his mouth had a little round hole permanently formed in it from the<br />

cigar he always had in it. It was peculiar to see on the rare occasions when he removed the cigar<br />

from his mouth. He bought his cigars in huge lots. And he always smelled like a cigar. Kenneth told<br />

Wilson how much money he had, and asked what sort of ring he could get with it. Wilson came up<br />

with a ring that Kenneth liked but that cost more than he had. And Wilson trusted Kenneth with it.<br />

Kenneth gave him what he had and committed to paying the rest when he could. Which he did.<br />

The problem was that Margaret didn't seem to want to be engaged. But then, one day, the two<br />

of them were out taking a walk around <strong>Wheaton</strong>, and finally he got round to the matter of getting<br />

engaged. "How about marrying me?" Kenneth says she didn't seem interested, but then he whipped<br />

out the ring and said, "Well, let's see if the ring fits." They sat down on a curbstone, and he stuck the<br />

ring on her finger. And it fit. So that's how they became engaged.<br />

The first thing she wanted to do was to rush home and show her mother. So the two of them<br />

went dashing home with the ring on her finger to show her mother. "And I don't remember that she<br />

ever said yes. I don't think she ever did say yes." "I didn't," Margaret says. But she had the ring on<br />

her finger, so they were engaged. Kip recalls hearing Kenneth say, when he asked her to marry him,<br />

that he then said, "You will!" and then whipped the ring out. And Kenneth says that, yes, he had<br />

done that. "You will, won't you?" and before she could object, slipped the ring on. To which she<br />

tacitly acquiesced.<br />

So, to this day, after fifty-six years of marriage, four children, and with grandchildren and<br />

great grandchildren scattered around the country, Margaret has not formally agreed to marry<br />

Kenneth. And apparently, she never will!<br />

Margaret says, "Well, you see, we—as you will have noticed—are of different temperaments.<br />

Kenneth thinks that things should be done immediately. It's very fortunate, because things do get<br />

done. But I'm likely to think I have to give this some consideration. It's quite a big decision to<br />

make."<br />

Margaret says she really wasn't in a rush to go home. But they did go home. And her father<br />

was there, and he said a memorable thing. He looked at Kenneth and said, "I've been praying for you<br />

since the day Margaret was born."<br />

Adelle was concerned that Kenneth, like A.D., was an overworker whose health might suffer<br />

accordingly. But of course, he had a completely different temperament. Margaret talks about her<br />

father's Danish heritage, going back to the Vikings "who were not very nice people." The northern<br />

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Jutland Danes were known in Scandinavia for their inflexibility. They were almost unable to bend.<br />

Margaret tells about her grandfather's brother, an inventor, who invented a special kind of drill bit.<br />

His name was Christian Caspar Mortensen. Margaret has a picture of him wearing a medal the<br />

Egyptian government gave him because of what his drill bit meant to their drilling.<br />

Margaret goes over Mortensen family history. Her grandfather who emigrated to this country.<br />

How her father took on the responsibilities for his family when he was twelve. Grandfather had<br />

invented, among other things, a merry-go-round, and he travelled around from country fair to country<br />

fair with it while A.D. carried the responsibility for the family back home.<br />

All the other five children of that family lived long, healthy lives. A.D. was burned out by<br />

hard work and died at fifty.<br />

Kenneth worked hard, but he didn't have a "nervous" or inflexible temperament. "You see the<br />

way Kenneth does things, so quickly, so fast, and so easily."<br />

2<br />

14:01 Kenneth and Margaret perform the Burmese Gospel chant they learned when they were<br />

young.<br />

Shama fulla waukee, waukee, waukee.<br />

Shama fulla waukee, waukee, waukee.<br />

Hojabo! Ho!<br />

Hojabo!<br />

Ho!<br />

They have no idea what it means. Kenneth says "they" just made it up. It was just noises. No,<br />

Margaret says, there were Burmese words in it. There was a group of young Burmese Christians who<br />

went all over the country holding meetings in churches. [It is not clear which country, Thailand or<br />

the U.S. Presumably, Thailand.] They taught Kenneth one sentence in their language, "Gaung<br />

gaung, ma gaung gaung, sa sa!" It was what a mother told her little kid when he wouldn't eat his<br />

porridge. "Eat it, you little rat, whether you want it or not!" "Gaung gaung" meant "good." "Ma<br />

gaung gaung" meant "no good." And "sa sa" meant "eat it." So Kenneth spoke fluent Burmese, one<br />

sentence's worth.<br />

Kenneth tells how he managed to get his ring to fit Margaret's finger. He had played with one<br />

of her rings, seeing which of his fingers it fit on, and when he went to Wilson, he told the jeweler to<br />

size the ring for that finger. So it fit perfectly. If it hadn't, who knows what would have happened?<br />

She might not have worn it home. They might not have gotten engaged.<br />

Margaret says she can still remember her state of mind at this happy moment. Bewilderment.<br />

Adelle noticed this when Margaret put salt in the cocoa instead of sugar. She was confused.<br />

3<br />

17:35 Margaret tells of Christmas in Thailand. The first Christmas they spent in the country,<br />

Peggy's first Christmas, presents came from the U.S. Even though Adelle and the girls had very little<br />

money, they always found ways of sending gifts. On Christmas Eve, the Landons were in bed asleep<br />

when, at about one or two a.m., they awoke to the sound of singing. Some group of people was<br />

singing Christmas carols just under their sleeping porch, and their singing was truly lovely. It was a<br />

group of church young people. There was a guard on their compound, at the entry bridge from the<br />

road, usually a Sikh, employed by the mission. He let the group in.<br />

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with them they would take up and what they would not. And Christmas was something they adopted<br />

happily. They loved it. When the Landons went south to Nakhon and then Trang, they found that<br />

Christmas had taken hold there too. There would be a Christmas service at the church. There were<br />

no pine trees for Christmas trees at that time. But there would usually be a tamarind tree that had a<br />

fruit that was like a little twisted frankfurter, and it could be painted gold or silver as decoration.<br />

They would have a tree at the church. And they would exchange gifts, usually very simple things.<br />

And then the young people would start at midnight caroling. They were a protocol people, so<br />

naturally they would start with the governor. The governor and the officials had gotten used to this.<br />

The carolers only went to the top ones, the governor, the chief judge, the head of the police, and so<br />

on. They would be invited in at each place to have something to eat. Then they went down to the<br />

village of Thai Pru, where many Christians lived, and caroled there. And finally, they would get to<br />

the Landons' house at about 6:30 in the morning. They just loved it. Ah Sim and Margaret would<br />

make a big pot of cocoa, and prepare some cookies and kanoms (SP?), the night before. They could<br />

hear the carolers coming, and singing at the next house up the road.<br />

The Landons had a tamarind tree, so they would have the coolie cut a limb and set it up as a<br />

Christmas tree. They would trim it, and have some decorations.<br />

Preparations for Christmas actually began the June before with a letter to Adelle to begin the<br />

process of buying gifts. She would shop for them, perhaps at Montgomery Ward. It would take<br />

months to get the presents bought and shipped to Kantang, where Kenneth would then go and haggle<br />

with the customs people over them. Every year, Kenneth and the customs man would have a long<br />

battle over how much duty he was going to pay. One memorable experience was over the little red<br />

farm wagon that was intended to be for Bill. Was it a toy? If so, the duty would be high. Or was it a<br />

working vehicle? If so, the duty would be low. Kenneth argued the latter. It could carry the wood.<br />

It could carry all sorts of useful things. And finally, the customs man succumbed. Kenneth would<br />

return home with all the gifts, and they would hide them from the children.<br />

Adelle even had to send the paper and the ties to wrap the presents. So, all would be prepared<br />

for the great day by Christmas Eve. The carolers would be singing their way through the night. All<br />

the gifts were under the tree, because the plan was to open them as soon as the carolers left. Morning<br />

came. They could hear the carolers singing in the distance. Margaret got up to prepare.<br />

She threw open the doors. The house had no windows front or back. It had double doors with<br />

bolts top and bottom.<br />

The porch was quite wide and went all the way around the house. The sleeping areas were on<br />

the porch. The corners at the back were the two bathrooms. At the front, the porch was extended at<br />

the center in what was called the mook. The car was parked under that. It was the ceremonial place<br />

where guests were received. Margaret had ferns there as decoration.<br />

Margaret threw open the double doors, and when she did, she just stood there stunned. "The<br />

tree, the gifts, everything were literally covered with large ants, so totally covered that they<br />

absolutely obliterated the tree." Kenneth says, "They were like a blanket. They were literally like a<br />

blanket that was pulsing. It was a pulsing blanket." Margaret thought, Our Christmas is gone. But<br />

the guests were coming, and so she pushed this concern aside, closed the doors, and went out to<br />

welcome the guests.<br />

The carolers arrived, and began to sing. There was always someone who stepped forward and<br />

began to dance, beautifully and gracefully. Margaret and Ah Sim brought out the cocoa and cakes<br />

and cookies. It was really nice. The young Thai squatted in the way that was natural to them, rather<br />

than sitting in chairs or on the floor.<br />

Then it was over, and they left to go home. This was WKHLU Christmas. There would be no<br />

Christmas for them at home. So for them, this marked the end of the celebration.<br />

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Margaret had deliberately avoided looking in the direction of the Christmas tree, and "my<br />

problem." She had concentrated wholly on her guests. Now that they were gone, she summoned her<br />

inner strength, and turned to deal with "my problem." And there wasn't an ant. All the ants had<br />

gone back into the wall. Kenneth says, "They were the ants that lived with us. They had literally<br />

come out of the wall." The tamarind was very fragrant, and Kenneth thinks that the ants were<br />

curious, and in the night they had emerged and swarmed over the tree. This never happened again,<br />

though they had other tamarind Christmas trees. Only that once. Kenneth says, "Well, anyway, they<br />

were satisfied. They'd viewed the tree, and viewed the Christmas, and decided it was all right and<br />

went back into the walls."<br />

The Landons never had to clean the table or sweep up the crumbs from the floor, Kenneth<br />

says. "You could drop crumbs, and you could see a crumb trotting right along the floor. You<br />

wouldn't see the ant. You would just see the crumb!" Ah Sim would never put food on the table<br />

until they were ready to sit down. Many people would put the legs of their dining table in bowls of<br />

water, though the Landons didn't do that. They would sit down at the table, and the food would come<br />

on, and the Landons would try to beat the ants to it. And if you had any crumbs on there, you could<br />

just see the crumb go. Each crumb would go trotting right off.<br />

Margaret says that the ants didn't actually come up onto the table while the family was eating,<br />

though "they were there." Kenneth exaggerated a little bit. But not much. They always called the<br />

house "the bug house."<br />

4<br />

34:12 One dramatic event was when army ants would come through the house, in a path about eight<br />

inches wide. They would come in a solid phalanx. They came right up one of the pillars the house<br />

stood stood on, right up through the house, all the way through, down a pillar at the other end, and on<br />

their way. They wouldn't go round the house. They went right through it. One time, Kenneth<br />

decided he was going to stop them, and he took kerosene and burned them back as much as a hundred<br />

yards. It never phased them. They just kept coming as though he hadn't burned a one. They went<br />

right over the bodies of all the incinerated ants, and Kenneth finally just gave up.<br />

The ants did not go across the floor.<br />

In describing where the ants GLG go, Margaret says that the roof of the house had a large<br />

overhang because of the kind of powerful monsoon rains they would get. She then tells us of the<br />

times she and Kru Kim Juang found themselves caught in one of those great storms, which leads to<br />

the subject of their going out on many afternoons to visit the homes of students who had missed<br />

school more than once. It was good public relations. They would have umbrellas, but often, they<br />

would be coming home when they would hear this sound—"like an enormous army of chariots."<br />

"Coming through the treetops," Kenneth says. "Like a roar of galloping horses coming, " Margaret<br />

says. One minute they were dry; the next they were soaked.<br />

So. The roof was very steep, with a long overhang to carry off the water. The pillars under<br />

the house were brick, eight feet or more high. The ceilings in the house were high, and there was a<br />

lattice at the top of the walls to allow the air to move.<br />

The army ants for some reason always chose the back of the house to enter. They would<br />

come up the pillar and always come in at the bathroom end and get up near the ceiling at a point<br />

where there was no lattice for some reason, and they would walk right across at the ceiling level, all<br />

the way across the house, and then would go on down the pillar at the other end and continue on their<br />

way. They left a mark on the wall where they had gone, and Kenneth found that it was impossible to<br />

eradicate. The only thing that could be done was to repaint the wall.<br />

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wishes they had kept better records. Written diaries. They could have, in the evenings. Nothing was<br />

going on in the evenings. Kenneth comments that, Well, they had read Dickens in the evenings, all<br />

the way through—reading out loud to each other. [The entire, elegant, matched set of Dickens<br />

which they read to each other in Siam presently resides with Peggy. 5/95.] Margaret says of<br />

that time that as they were living through it, they were not aware that they were living at the end of an<br />

era.<br />

Margaret goes off to bed.<br />

5<br />

39:27 Kenneth was visiting a tin mine in one of his tours, and there were elephants about. The<br />

elephants were used to carry the tin on their backs, a few hundred pounds or so. They had weak<br />

backs, generally speaking. They would go through the jungle from the tin mine, making a practical<br />

transport. There was one particular elephant standing out in the roadway, waiting for his mahout.<br />

Elephants generally did what they were told to do, if they were well trained. Kenneth went into a<br />

Chinese cookshop to get a cup of cocoa—he says it in Chinese. The proprietor and Kenneth were the<br />

only people in the shop, and he brought Kenneth some cakes and cocoa. Kenneth had his back to the<br />

open end of the shop, which opened out onto the street, because of the glare from the roadway. As he<br />

was holding his cup in his hand, "all of a sudden a great big trunk came sliding in over my shoulder<br />

and sucked up my cookies. They all just went right off my plate." Kenneth looked up, and here was<br />

this elephant looking at him benignly, with his head right up above his. The elephant was high, of<br />

course, and the roof was low, and to get his head in he had lifted the entire roof of that building up<br />

onto his shoulders. Kenneth had sensed the roof going up, and noticed dust coming down into his<br />

cocoa, but before he could make sense of that, this sinuous trunk had slid over his shoulder and<br />

sucked up his cookies. All of them! The proprietor saw this happen—it had evidently happened<br />

before—and he let out a shriek, grabbed a couple more cookies, and hurled them at the elephant. The<br />

elephant backed out, reached back in and got those cookies too, and returned to the road.<br />

"And then, a very comical thing. I'll never forget that elephant. He was like a small boy who<br />

knows he's done something naughty. He isn't sorry for it. But he's got to pretend he's sorry for it.<br />

And he stood out there with his hind leg, one hind leg rubbing back and forth apologetically against<br />

the other. Just like a kid rubbing one ankle against the other, you know. Shaking his head. Oh, he's<br />

so sorry, so sorry. Until the next time." Obviously, he and the proprietor knew each other well.<br />

6<br />

43:03 Once, at Ban Don, up on the Gulf of Siam, Kenneth was travelling by dugout canoe and<br />

came to a dock for the night, hoping for a place to sleep. It was a fishing village just north of Ban<br />

Don. He and his evangelist asked in a number of houses if they could stay there for the night, and<br />

everyone rejected the two of them. So they decided they would have to spend the night in the dugout<br />

canoe. It was tied up to the dock. Kenneth went to sleep and began to have a nightmare of sorts, a<br />

feeling that all was not well, and that somehow the boat was tipping over. Suddenly, Kenneth<br />

realized that it ZDV tipping over. And he looked and saw the front legs of a crocodile that was getting<br />

at the boat and preparing to make a grab at him. As the croc pulled down on the boat on one side,<br />

Kenneth went flip out the other side. "I really levitated." He or a part of him would have become a<br />

meal for a crocodile. The animal would have had Kenneth very shortly as it pulled down the side of<br />

the boat to get at him.<br />

Chong was between Trang and Phatthalung in the mountains. There was a backbone of<br />

mountains that came from the Himalayas and swept down through the peninsula, all the way down<br />

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through Malaysia. It was several hours by bicycle from Trang to these mountains. Among them,<br />

there was a fine peak where a former governor had contemplated putting in a hill station, the sort the<br />

British had put in here and there in Malaya. The idea was to have a resort area. At the foot of the<br />

mountain, there was a very nice waterfall, with the water tumbling down out of the mountain in a<br />

beautiful, scenic way. There was a large pool at the bottom of this, and lesser pools further down.<br />

Kenneth used to go out there now and then with the family to have picnics, and he would bicycle out<br />

with his youth group. He had formed a "bike gang." They would go swimming, lie around in the<br />

pools, then return in the late afternoon.<br />

One time Kenneth was out there, perhaps with a few members of his gang. They identified<br />

with Kenneth by wearing the kind of white duck pants that he wore. They would have no shirt on,<br />

and no shoes, just these white duck pants. It was the club outfit. As he recalls it, he had a puncture.<br />

The boys went on ahead, and he had to wheel his bike down to the road to patch up his tire. As he<br />

went along, all of a sudden a whole gang of gibbons came hooting down through the trees and began<br />

to crash along beside him, shouting, "Whoo whoo whoowhoowhoowhoo!" They were leaping and<br />

cavorting right there alongside him. Very curious about him. "I was scared witless for a few<br />

moments." And then, "I decided, Well, what the heck, they can't do more than kill me. And I don't<br />

think they eat people. They're vegetarians." So he began to whoop back at them, and they went<br />

along for a couple hundred yards or so, whooping at each other. They never came out into the path,<br />

which was very narrow. They were swinging alongside. There must have been thirty or forty of<br />

them. They all wanted to see this funny fellow. Never seen one like this.<br />

7<br />

49:48 Kenneth was very much interested in young people. He mentions his work with the youth at<br />

the Columbus, New Jersey, church. In Bangkok, this carried over. He had played a little basketball<br />

when he was a kid, and in Bangkok, he got into coaching a group of young Chinese. After his year<br />

working with them, they gave him the set of tekal silver buttons in appreciation. When the Landons<br />

moved over to Trang, he set out to find activities for the young men there. They could all play<br />

soccer, which they called football, and he couldn't help them with that. But he got them into playing<br />

badminton. They knew about badminton, but they didn't have the equipment. He had the place, the<br />

Landon compound, and he had the equipment. So he got them started playing badminton. And<br />

horseshoes. And wrestling. And then Kenneth made a mistake. He had done some boxing when he<br />

was a kid, at the Moose hall, and he thought he knew how to box. What he didn't know was that they<br />

knew how to box too, using their feet. He quickly gave up boxing when he discovered that he would<br />

get hit in the back of the head with someone's heels. Then he cast around some more and tumbled to<br />

the idea of a bicycle gang.<br />

Japanese bicycles weren't very expensive, and you could buy them without mudguards. Just<br />

the frame and the wheels. And in no time at all, he built up a gang of thirty or forty fellows, all with<br />

bicycles. They would all wear these white duck pants. And off they'd go. That was when he found<br />

out that you could go through the jungle, on the narrow jungle paths, with these light bicycles, and<br />

cover an incredible number of miles in a day. They might go thirty or forty miles in a day, right<br />

through the jungle and the rubber estates, on back paths where there were no roads whatsoever. This<br />

was why he knew the Japanese could do it in World War II. He knew how it could be done. He had<br />

done it!<br />

Speaking of the War, when he was in Bangkok in 1946, a man came to call on him at the<br />

embassy, a huskily built man who invited Kenneth to dinner at his restaurant. He gave Kenneth his<br />

name, and looked at him inquiringly to see if he recognized him, which he didn't. He had no memory<br />

of seeing anyone who looked like this. The man was massive. But Kenneth went to have dinner at<br />

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his restaurant. And after a while, the man said that he had changed his name and that his new name<br />

was the name he took when he went into judo. He said that he had been one of Kenneth's boys in<br />

Trang. Kenneth then remembered him vaguely as a sort of skinny kid. The man said he remembered<br />

the good times they had together, and that Kenneth had gotten him interested in sports. When the<br />

Japanese came into Siam during the war, they began holding judo contests, and he went in for judo,<br />

and laid on a lot of weight, and became the champion of Siam. Then Japan held a competition of<br />

judo wrestlers, and he went as the champion of Siam to represent his country. To his astonishment,<br />

he began to win every contest through the preliminaries right up to the major bout, until he was<br />

wrestling the champion of Japan. He realized at that point that if he beat the champion of Japan, he<br />

probably wouldn't be allowed to live. The hospitality that had been shown him up to that point had<br />

already begun to change. So he deliberately took several bad falls; their pride was saved; and he gave<br />

up judo, at least in Japan.<br />

The bike gang went so far as to take tours all the way across the peninsula, some ninety miles,<br />

camping out overnight. It amused Kenneth to hear the boys talk. They would talk, as they travelled<br />

through the jungle. All the unclaimed land in the jungle belonged to the crown. Any young fellow<br />

who wanted to set up housekeeping could stake out an area in unclaimed land, and go in and report it<br />

to the nai yun peu (SP?) or district officer—that he had such and such a parcel of land that he was<br />

going to work—and so make it his. Kenneth would hear the boys saying to each other that they liked<br />

this or that piece of land and might claim it. And then someone would ask where he was going to get<br />

a girl. Oh, he would kidnap her. And they did! And the girls didn't mind, Kenneth says, because this<br />

was one way of getting married. A boy and girl would be attracted to each other; he would go around<br />

and serenade her a few times; she would make herself available; and boom, he would walk off her<br />

with her. They would go out into the jungle and set up housekeeping.<br />

Kenneth says that these "boys" were in their twenties or younger. They were not<br />

businessmen. Most fellows got married in their early twenties. Several of them were of prominent<br />

Chinese business families.<br />

Kenneth begins the story of the villagers who wanted to catch the train. He speaks of all the<br />

travelling he did. His parish extended from the Malay border up to Chumphon, and he really toured<br />

his parish. That meant he travelled by train, by dugout canoe, by elephant, by bullock cart, by<br />

walking, and by any other way he could get around. [Story continued in Hour 59]<br />

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HOUR 59<br />

Session #43 continued September 24, 1982 Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXB805) The trains on the Siam peninsula only ran in the daytime because of the buffalo and<br />

sometimes elephants that might be on the tracks. The risk of hitting one was too great. Villagers<br />

liked to go by train, but they had no sense of time. None whatsoever. They wouldn't tell you that it<br />

was eight o'clock to ten o'clock. They went by the watch. Nung yam, song yam, sam yam (SP?),<br />

which watch was it? They divided up the day by quarters. Tum (SP?) was when it was dark. So<br />

they had no sense of the time when a train would come in. They had no timepieces, of course.<br />

Kenneth was amused at the way the villagers solved their problem with the train. One family in<br />

particular had relatives up the line, and they decided they were going to visit them. They had the<br />

equivalent of a lunch basket, the kuntos (SP?), with a series of three or four little pots that sat one on<br />

top of the other, all held together with something up the side, and with a carrying handle up at the top.<br />

The night before they were to go, they loaded up with several of these things so that they would have<br />

food with them. And they got all set, and the next morning, the papas and the mamas and the kids all<br />

got together and went down to the railroad station to catch the train. But the train had already gone!<br />

So they asked the stationmaster when the train had gone, and he told them what time by the hour,<br />

which meant nothing to them. So they wanted to know how was the time in accordance with that<br />

coconut tree with the light, and he understood and explained as best he could, how the sun would be<br />

and what the length of the shadow would be when the train came in. So they all sat down and ate<br />

their lunch, and then all went back home, made fresh preparations, and the following day the whole<br />

group of them came trooping down at what they thought was the correct hour, and darned if the thing<br />

hadn't gone! They had missed it again!<br />

Well, the whole family caucused on this. They decided that they weren't going back home<br />

this time, because they might miss that thing again. So they all camped on the tracks that night.<br />

They had their meals with them. They weren't going to let that thing get past them again. So there<br />

they were, on the tracks, when the train came along, and they immediately began to take their<br />

observations as to the time. That was their first experience with the modern sense of time.<br />

Right along about that time, the Swiss were dumping excess watches at a very reasonable<br />

price, and they discovered that the bigger the case, and the cheaper the price, the easier it was to sell.<br />

These Thai, with their skinny wrists, wanted great big watches. The bigger the watch, the more the<br />

prestige as they flaunted their new timepiece. So the Swiss came through there literally with cases<br />

full of watches to sell to the farmers. And then the village people began to get on to this modern<br />

sense of time.<br />

When Kenneth had gone out to Southeast Asia in late 1945, after the war, he had another<br />

experience concerning time. He was supposed to see that the Legation was cleaned up and ready for<br />

use. It had been used by the Japanese as a stable during the war. The Thai knew that the Americans<br />

were coming back, so they had cleaned out all the manure, whitewashed everything, cleaned the<br />

whole place up. They even had turkey in the refrigerator. Kenneth arrived before Charlie Yost, who<br />

was coming with his wife Irena as the American minister to Thailand. There was only one other<br />

American diplomat in Bangkok, a USIA man named Ted Grondahl (SP?), who arrived the day before<br />

Kenneth. Aside from him, it was the OSS crowd, Jim Thompson and some of those fellows, who had<br />

nothing to do with the Legation. Kenneth and Charles Yost were there for the British-Siamese<br />

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negotiations. The Regent of Thailand was the head of the U.S.'s Free Thai intelligence operation, and<br />

Kenneth and Charles invited him and the Prime Minister, a fellow named Luang Tham Rong (SP?),<br />

who was a Sino-Thai, and with them the whole cabinet and regency to come to dinner. They were<br />

invited, as Kenneth recalls, for 7:30 p.m.<br />

It was a hot and sticky night in late November. Kenneth was staying in the same house with<br />

the Yosts on Sathorn Road, which was the old Legation. Charlie was dragging around with his collar<br />

open, his tie dangling, his pants off because of the heat, and his shoes on. He was "really looking<br />

soggy." Irena was in the dressing room without her dress on, with her hair down, and Kenneth<br />

looked at his watch and saw that it was about 7:05. He said to the Yosts that they should hurry up<br />

and get ready, warning them that the Thai might arrive early. Charlie replied, Oh, these are Orientals.<br />

They don't have any sense of time. They won't come on time. We'll be lucky if they get here by nine<br />

o'clock. He was yawning around and wishing that it was all over with.<br />

At that moment, the whole cabinet drove up, Prime Minister, Regent, their entire entourage.<br />

They were fifteen to twenty minutes early. The wildest scrambling ensued upstairs as the Yosts<br />

rushed to get their clothes on. Irene was shrieking. She couldn't get her dress on. Her skin was<br />

sticky, and the dress wouldn't pull on. She was frantic and crying for the maid to help her. Where<br />

was the powder? Charlie was cursing under his breath as he hauled his pants on. And all the<br />

dignitaries were coming up the steps. Kenneth was the only person ready to receive them, along with<br />

the servants. He greeted them out on the verandah, addressing them in Thai, showing them all the<br />

proper protocol respects, and held them there until Charlie and Irena came rushing out. After all,<br />

they were the real host and hostess. Kenneth was only the political advisor to Charlie Yost. Here<br />

were people who knew that the Americans liked to have things on time, and they overdid it a little bit.<br />

"Yes, I think I witnessed the learning of the sense of time by the Thai from the village folks<br />

right on up to the cabinet level."<br />

2<br />

9:25 The first year the Landons were in Siam, while still in Bangkok, Margaret and Kenneth were<br />

invited to a Chinese dinner at the Hoy Tin Lao (SP?) hotel in celebration of a wedding. The time was<br />

set for 7:00. Being Americans, they naturally thought they should arrive on time. So, the two of<br />

them drove over to the Hoy Tin Lao hotel. In those days, you could leave your car and return later to<br />

find the wheels still on. You couldn't do that now; you would have to leave a driver with it. So they<br />

arrived, and went upstairs, and it was as quiet as a tomb. Nothing was going on. They finally found<br />

their hostess up on the seventh floor. It was the biggest hotel in town. There were some old Chinese<br />

ladies sitting there, eating watermelon seeds. The Landons were seated with the old ladies to eat<br />

watermelon seeds and kill time. And Kenneth thought, Oh my gosh, where's the dinner, where's the<br />

party? Drinks were brought, and time passed, and they ate seeds and spat husks out. Neither of them<br />

spoke much Thai at that point.<br />

Hours passed, the Landons drank, and ate watermelon seeds, guests began drifting in, so it<br />

was clear that something ZDV going to happen. But then Kenneth began to realize that he needed to<br />

go to the bathroom. He UHDOO\ needed to go to the bathroom. He began to wander around, looking for<br />

some sign that would say "Men's Room" or something like that. But everything was in Chinese, and<br />

he didn't read Chinese. There were waiters around, who could see that Kenneth was uneasy and<br />

becoming uneasier all the time, and he said to Margaret, "You know, I'm going to have to leave and<br />

go someplace." Finally, in desperation Kenneth took one of the waiters to one side and in his<br />

laborious new Thai said, "Hong phu chai thi nai?" +RQJ meant "room"; SKX FKDL meant "man"; WKL<br />

QDL meant "where?" "Room man where?" Kenneth was saying. That's the way you speak Thai,<br />

Kenneth says. It was perfectly good Thai. You didn't use connectives. You just said, "Room, man,<br />

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where?" Kenneth thought he was covering the subject.<br />

Well, the waiter looked at Kenneth, seeming to comprehend, and said, "Ohh, ohh, ohhhh.<br />

Ma! Ma!" That is, "Come!" So he led Kenneth out and took him up another floor or two into a<br />

room where he found a covey of Chinese beauties, with lipstick, rouge, slit skirts, all looking<br />

expectantly at their new customer. That was the "men's room."<br />

Kenneth fled. He knew he wasn't going to get anywhere with the waiter, and he didn't want to<br />

get anywhere with the girls. And he still had this little problem. So he did what came naturally, went<br />

right straight down to the street, stood in a corner of the hotel, and relieved himself like a Chinese.<br />

Chinese saw him doing it and weren't at all perplexed. It was the thing you did when you had to.<br />

Then, relieved, he went back in. And finally, the dinner was served around ten to ten-thirty.<br />

Kenneth says he will never forget that night and that experience—and where he found the<br />

"men's room." "Hong phu chai thi nai?"<br />

3<br />

14:11 On the railroad, on the east coast of the Thai peninsula, there was a town, Chumphon, where<br />

Kenneth arrived with Ngiap Seng on one of his evangelistic tours. They got off the train, and there<br />

was a very handsome Chinese in beautiful silk trousers and slippers, a silk shirt, his hair all combed<br />

with cocoa butter, as handsome as he could be, and perfumed and powdered, standing on the<br />

platform. He came up to Kenneth and addressed him and asked where he was going. Kenneth<br />

answered that he was going over to the Chinese hotel, the khe chang (SP?). Ngiap Seng was making<br />

the arrangements. The man said that they shouldn't go there. It was only for ordinary people. And<br />

he invited them to come and stay with him. He had a nice big house, and they could have one entire<br />

wing to stay in. Kenneth tried to fend him off, but he was very insistent. Kenneth talked to Ngiap<br />

Seng about it, and Ngiap Seng said that the man seemed very prominent in that town. Everyone was<br />

being very respectful to him. He was obviously a man of importance, some sort of businessman. So<br />

they went to his house. And sure enough, it was a great big house, a fine house, with lots of servants.<br />

A beautiful wife. Nice kids. And he gave the two men, literally, a whole suite to stay in.<br />

Kenneth asked the man what his business was, and the man was vague. He did a little buying<br />

and selling and so on. Was he a government official? Well, he said, he had a good deal to do with<br />

the government. But he was not in their employ exactly. He was on very good terms with the<br />

government, and he named a number of officials, some of whom Kenneth knew. So, during his stay<br />

there, Kenneth would go out in his usual way to preach the Gospel, and the man would go with him.<br />

Kenneth would stand out on the corner and sing a song, get a crowd, preach a sermon, make a speech,<br />

hand out pamphlets, then go back to the man's house for meals. The man stood in the crowd and<br />

listened. And Kenneth kept trying to find out what this man was doing. He could see that everyone<br />

was very respectful to him. The women were respectful to him. Government officials who came<br />

around to call on Kenneth—they always came around to call on him, and he on them—they were<br />

very respectful to him. And he would ask them what the man was doing, and they were always<br />

vague.<br />

So finally one morning, Kenneth was perplexed about it, and uneasy. He knew there was<br />

something irregular about the whole thing. He got up early, sneaked out of the house, and went down<br />

to the marketplace to a coffeeshop, where he joined some of the fellows there, speaking Chinese with<br />

them. And he asked them what his host's business was. They looked at him, looked at each other,<br />

and kind of laughed. Again, he asked them. He said he couldn't find out what his host did for a<br />

living. The men replied that they had all been wondering why he was staying with this man. But<br />

they thought that maybe he knew. Well, what is he? Kenneth asked again.<br />

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Capone. Kenneth was absolutely stunned. He went racing back to the house, and the man was<br />

looking for him and wondering where he'd gone. Kenneth explained that he had been down to the<br />

marketplace and had just found out that he, his host, was the "nak ling tho" in this town. Ho, the man<br />

said, they had given him away. Kenneth challenged him. "Why have you done this? You have<br />

discredited me. Here I am preaching Christian religion and morality and things of this sort, and here<br />

I am staying with the chief gangster of the town!" Why had the man done it? He answered that he<br />

was a great admirer of the Americans. He owed practically everything he had to the Americans.<br />

Kenneth asked him how that was. And the man replied that at one time he had had nothing. But he<br />

liked to go to the movies. And he would go to the gangster films. There was one fellow named<br />

Robinson [Edward G. Robinson] who seemed like a great gangster in the movies. He had studied<br />

all the gangsters in the films and their techniques, and he had tried them out, and they had worked!<br />

He was very grateful to the Americans. He owed his success to them.<br />

In 1950, Kenneth was visiting in the house of Jim Thompson on the canal—not his big house,<br />

which was built later, but a small house on Sathorn Road next to a canal—having dinner with<br />

Thompson. And there were two other guests, one of whom was the "nak ling tho." An amazing<br />

coincidence. He was now a respectable businessman. He had made it, and he had gone respectable.<br />

He remembered Kenneth clearly.<br />

Session #44 October 2, 1982 Kenneth and Kip<br />

4<br />

21:29 Kenneth says that, in Trang, the Landons lived about a mile from the market area of town.<br />

They either had to walk, ride the car, or go by bicycle. Much of the time they went on bicycles. One<br />

evening, Kenneth and Margaret went to the church for a service, and they rode their bicycles. These<br />

were Japanese bicycles. No mudguards. Just wheels and a frame. Very light. Hand brakes. They<br />

finished the church service, and when they started toward home, it was dark. They had expected that<br />

there might be some moonlight, but there wasn't. They were going up the road. Kenneth says that<br />

he thinks they may have had carbide lights of some kind that sometimes worked and sometimes<br />

didn't. At any rate, there was a temple on the right hand side of the road as they went out toward<br />

home from town. At that point, the road fell off sharply on the right, a four to five foot drop. On the<br />

other side, the road fell off slightly, and then there was a little uphill. Margaret was ahead, the two of<br />

them pedaling along. And as she looked ahead, she suddenly said, "Kenneth, look at that funny star!"<br />

Kenneth was close behind her. "Look at that funny star that's jiggling around up there!" Kenneth<br />

suddenly realized what it was. It was the coconut lamp on the head of an elephant, with the mahout<br />

sitting behind the lamp, coming down the road. Kenneth yelled, "Margaret! Jump! Jump!" "And in<br />

those days she did what I told her. I don't think she would have done it today. She would have<br />

probably begun to argue with me, want to know why. But in those days she was very obedient." She<br />

never questioned. She just turned her bike right straight off the road into the bushes. And she just<br />

missed the front end of a big elephant who was padding right down the middle of the road. She<br />

would have run her bicycle straight into its legs.<br />

She lay in the bushes, and Kenneth went down off the bank into the temple grounds, skinning<br />

himself up. "I used some Presbyterian language, probably." Then he got back up, and saw the<br />

elephant go by just as quietly as could be. Not a noise out of it; not a noise out of the mahout.<br />

The two of them got back up onto the road and wheeled their bikes along for a little while.<br />

But then they decided they had better get on them because there were always snakes on the road.<br />

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You don't walk around at night without a light, and preferably you would carry a cane because you<br />

would run into cobras and vipers and other snakes. Cobras and vipers were very commonplace.<br />

People were forever encountering snakes at night, stepping close to or even on them and being struck<br />

on the ankle. So the Landons got back on their bikes and rode on home.<br />

Kenneth thinks this would have happened during the first term, perhaps in 1929.<br />

5<br />

28:55 The Lord Lieutenant, the province governor, was named Phya Si Thammarat. "Lord<br />

Lieutenant" was a very high rank. He was over three provinces, with three governors under him, and<br />

he controlled the country from the Songkhla area north all the way to Chumphon, in the Kra Isthmus<br />

area. Tan Ngiap Seng and Kenneth went to Songkhla with several thousand copies of a Gospel<br />

portion which included, perhaps, Matthew, John, Acts, and some other book of the New Testament,<br />

all bound together. People seemed to like Matthew and John. These were printed in Bangkok, in<br />

Thai. The two men were staying in a Chinese khe chang, or hotel, and they would go out and visit in<br />

homes, and out to villages, giving out copies.<br />

Kenneth had called on the Lord Lieutenant when he came into the area, to show his respects.<br />

In about a week, the Lord Lieutenant sent word that he would like to see Kenneth. So Kenneth went<br />

and called on him, and the Lord Lieutenant said that he had used Kenneth and what he was doing in a<br />

speech that he had made to the monks. He had called a meeting of the monks of his three provinces,<br />

which was a lot of monks, hundreds of them, all of whom convened at the Lord Lieutenant's request.<br />

He had told them of the white missionary who was very industrious, going out into the villages,<br />

visiting them on foot, visiting in the homes, handing out portions of the Bible. He said he found this<br />

admirable. He had read the books; they were good books, with good moral teaching; the intentions<br />

were excellent; there was no effort to make people become Christians, but the missionary doesn't<br />

object if people GR become Christians. The Lord Lieutenant said he thought the time had come that<br />

the Buddhists needed to do more like the missionaries, visiting the people in their homes throughout<br />

the countryside. He suggested that some of the scholars should put out some religious writings for<br />

distribution, like the missionary's Bible portion.<br />

Then the Lord Lieutenant asked Kenneth what his intentions were. He said he had people<br />

following him and watching what he did. He described what Kenneth spent his days doing. How<br />

many homes did Kenneth want to visit? he asked. How many people do you want to give your<br />

booklet to? Kenneth, in his boyish enthusiasm, said he hoped to put his portions in every home.<br />

Well, the governor said, really? Most of their homes had no published material at all. The people<br />

were too poor. Even the library in a town would have only twenty books or so. They couldn't afford<br />

more. The governor asked if Kenneth realized how many tens of thousands of booklets it would take<br />

to get them into every home? And then he said that if Kenneth could afford to have that many<br />

booklets printed up, he, the governor, would have them distributed for him. Kenneth asked how this<br />

would be done, and the governor answered that it would be very simple. You load the booklets on a<br />

freight car, and start unloading them in the numbers the governor would indicate as you come down<br />

the railroad line, and the governor would have the district officers on both sides of the railroad, east<br />

and west, with their pu yai bans (SP?), their village chiefs, meet you at these points, and pick up the<br />

correct number of booklets for their village. Kenneth was skeptical. The governor would do this?<br />

Really? Yes, came the answer. It's a good work. If Kenneth would have the booklets printed and<br />

bound and made available, he would have his officials distribute them to all the homes in all the<br />

villages of all three provinces.<br />

Kenneth said he would have to go up to Bangkok and consult with the American Bible<br />

Society about having all these booklets published and bound. The governor called in an official, and<br />

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they consulted on the number that would be needed, and after a while they came up with the number.<br />

Kenneth forgets what it was, but the booklets eventually filled a whole freight car. Kenneth<br />

subsequently went up to Bangkok to see the American Bible Society man there, who could hardly<br />

believe what he was hearing. Kenneth told him of his friendly relationship with the Lord Lieutenant<br />

and assured the man that all the Bible booklets would be distributed. The ABS man said that, if he<br />

did what Kenneth was asking, it would take most of his entire budget for the year. But Kenneth<br />

argued that this was what the man was there for. In the end, the man agreed. He said it would be the<br />

biggest Scripture distribution program this country had ever seen.<br />

So, it was done. He printed the booklets up, packaged them in the lots Kenneth indicated, so<br />

that they knew each package contained fifty, or a hundred, loaded up a freight car, packing it right up<br />

to the roof, and Kenneth got on board to ride down the line with his load. He had special help from<br />

the railroad company to unload the packages. Every few miles, they would come to another<br />

distribution point. The district officers would all be there. The packages of booklets would be<br />

unloaded. And off they would go.<br />

When it was all done, Kenneth went and thanked the Lord Lieutenant. And the head of the<br />

ABS wrote to thank him also. In Kenneth's tours around in subsequent years, he found that the<br />

distribution had been very faithfully carried out. Ken Wells told him years after Kenneth had left the<br />

country that, when he visited in the peninsular area, to his surprise he found households where they<br />

still had these booklets—and where they read them. At night, the son or daughter who was going to<br />

school would read to the whole family out of Matthew or John or Acts. Kenneth says he doesn't<br />

suppose they understood what they were reading, but they knew it was all good stuff.<br />

6<br />

40:17 Kenneth's parish extended from the Malay border all the way up to Chumphon, a couple<br />

hundred miles. The peninsula was about ninety miles wide. And he covered every part of it. "I went<br />

by every means of transportation that's ever been invented. I walked, I rode bicycles, I went in<br />

bullock carts, I went by elephant, I went by train, I went by canoe, I went by small craft, I went by<br />

motorboat, I just simply went every place." He took his camera with him, a double-extension<br />

Graphlex camera with glass plates. Kenneth was also a swimmer, and everywhere he went, he would<br />

go swimming. "I swam on every beachhead and every beach on both side of the peninsula, wherever<br />

there was sand." He really knew the terrain. He knew every back path through the jungles. He<br />

found out how easy it was to travel through very deep jungle because there was always some kind of<br />

a path, sometimes badly overgrown. If you were going by bike and came to a tree that had fallen,<br />

you just carried the bike over it, and then got on again.<br />

When World War II broke out, Kenneth had photographs of both sides of the peninsula all the<br />

way up to Burma, and also on the islands in the Gulf of Siam [and the Andaman Sea on the west<br />

side]. He had maps. And he had a ten-year file of Siamese language newspapers, the only person in<br />

the U.S. who did. [And then, he became involved with the Free Thai intelligence operation,<br />

and was the first substantive employee of what became the OSS and later the CIA.] So some<br />

Siamese officials concluded that Kenneth had never truly been a missionary at all. He had been a<br />

spy. Josie Stanton, the wife of Ambassador Edwin Stanton, said to Kenneth just before she died,<br />

"Ken Landon, you never were really just State Department or Foreign Service. You were really OSS-<br />

CIA, weren't you? Ed and I never really thought that you were quite what you pretended to be in the<br />

State Department, that you were really an intelligence officer, and a spy." Kenneth said no, but she<br />

wouldn't believe him. She said that he had known too much. But of course, foreign service officers,<br />

who didn't get out into the country and know the people, never knew what he knew, or had the depth<br />

of knowledge that he had.<br />

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44:14 Margaret bore all three of their first three children in Bangkok. When it came near time for<br />

Carol to be born, in early 1933, Kenneth took her up to Bangkok. There were no facilities in Trang<br />

that would be satisfactory for her. Kenneth recalls that Margaret had difficulty giving birth to both<br />

Peggy and Bill, Peggy because she was a breech presentation, Bill because he had such a big head.<br />

So Kenneth took her up to Bangkok. After being in the quiet of the countryside, the many activities<br />

of the capital city wore him down quickly. He was dashing around trying to make various<br />

arrangements. One night there was a dinner party with the Horsts, the Proctors, and the Seigles.<br />

Kenneth was sitting next to Jeanette Seigle, who was on his right. The servants brought in the first<br />

course, which was hot soup. Kenneth ate the soup. And the next thing he knew, he was waking up<br />

the next morning, in bed.<br />

He was told later what had happened, because of course he had been unconscious. Jeanette<br />

said she had been sitting there when suddenly she found Kenneth's head on her shoulder. She had a<br />

nice, plump shoulder. She thought he was just horsing around and fooling. And she had started to<br />

josh with him when one of the doctors at the table said with alarm that Mr. Landon was unconscious.<br />

His eyes were shut, and he was absolutely gone. The doctors leapt to their feet, rushed around, got<br />

hold of him, and laid him out on the floor. Dr. Horst rolled his eyes back and peeked in, with a<br />

flashlight, took his pulse, which was normal, took his temperature—"How they took that, I don't<br />

know. I've never found that out."—and that seemed to be normal. And they were in a quandary.<br />

They didn't know what had happened to him. But he wasn't dead. His heart was beating. All they<br />

could think of was to pick him up, put him in bed, and watch him. The three men picked up the body<br />

and carried it upstairs—the house had two stories, an unusual thing—undressed it, and put it into bed.<br />

Kenneth never made a move, never objected in any way. Remained completely unconscious. They<br />

went back down and had their dinner, then came back up to check on Kenneth. Again Dr. Horst<br />

rolled back his eyelids and peered at his eyes. Kenneth is not sure what he expected to see there.<br />

"Maybe there's something you see if a guy is dead."<br />

But his breathing was normal. His pulse was normal. His temperature was normal.<br />

Everything seemed normal. "The only thing was I wasn't there." Kenneth did not wake up until the<br />

next morning, with no memory of how he had gotten into the bed. Naturally, he was just fine.<br />

Needed a little sleep, that's all.<br />

8<br />

50:15 Kenneth was once on a tour, probably in 1935 or 1936, when he realized that he had<br />

appendicitis. The way he concluded this was by use of "the tickle test." He had the idea—"I don't<br />

know where I got it."—that if there was a subcutaneous irritation from the appendix, and if you<br />

stroked the belly with the back of your fingernail or a feather, then when you came to the appendix<br />

area, the muscle there would jump. As you went back and forth over the point of irritation, you<br />

would get this reaction. And in fact, there was this specific reaction every time Kenneth went over<br />

the spot where the appendix was. He felt "bilious," but not exactly sick. So he had himself put on a<br />

stretcher and sent to Pinang by train. When he arrived, he had to take a ferry across to the island of<br />

Pinang. He sent word ahead that he was coming and wanted to be taken to the hospital, so when the<br />

boat docked, they met him, put him on a stretcher, and trotted him over to the hospital. They took<br />

tests, confirmed from the blood count that there was an infection, palpated the area, which now hurt,<br />

and promptly operated. Unfortunately, they used a spinal anesthesia which did not take except down<br />

in his legs. Kenneth had no anesthesia in his midriff. When the doctor started to cut, Kenneth cried,<br />

"Ouch!" The doctor was skeptical. This doesn't hurt, does it? he said, as he slashed further through<br />

Kenneth's abdomen, and it hurt like hell. Kenneth asked for some chloroform. Is this really sharp?<br />

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the doctor asked, and cut Kenneth again. The answer was, You're darn right it's sharp. So finally,<br />

they gave him chloroform. Kenneth passed out. The incision was large, and yes, the appendix was<br />

indeed infected and was about ready to break. The surgeon was British.<br />

Bill had appendicitis in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois, years later. Kenneth had performed his tickle test<br />

on Bill, concluded that his problem was appendicitis, took him to a doctor friend who examined Bill<br />

and concluded that he didn't think it was appendicitis at all. Well, Kenneth was very sure of it. The<br />

doctor reluctantly referred him to a surgeon, who examined him and did some tests and concluded<br />

that, yes, it was appendicitis. And so Bill's appendix was removed, and his too was close to the<br />

bursting point.<br />

[In his own case, Kenneth experienced little or no pain from the appendicitis.]<br />

Bill hated taking medicines. Peggy was more agreeable, but he would fight back. Kenneth<br />

would have to get Bill down on the floor and sit on his chest, with each flailing arm under his knees,<br />

and with his head between his knees to hold him immobile. His eyes looked up at Kenneth full of<br />

rage and anger in his determination not to take the medicine. Kenneth would hold Bill's nose so that<br />

he would have to open his mouth to breathe, and when he did, in would go the medicine.<br />

This went on for quite a few times until, one day, Kenneth called Bill to take his medicine.<br />

"All right," Bill said resignedly, came over, lay down on the floor on his back, spread his arms out,<br />

and opened his mouth. That was the way you took medicine. "I felt terrible. What I had done to this<br />

kid!" There lay Bill, spread-eagled, in a total surrender, waiting to take his medicine. "Gee," laughs<br />

Kenneth. "I was a brute."<br />

Margaret cared for the children during the day, but Kenneth was always the one who put them<br />

to bed at night. They counted on this, and they always wanted him to tell them stories. He made the<br />

stories up as he went, continuing stories that went on and on night after night. The kids would have<br />

to remind him where he had left off. He could never remember. Kip recalls that Kenneth did the<br />

same thing when he was a boy, and particularly recalls stories of Henry and the monkeys. Bill and<br />

Kip had a similar complaint, because they would want their father to tell a story over again that they<br />

had particularly enjoyed, and Kenneth never could. He didn't remember what he had told them.<br />

Kenneth begins to tell of the special relationship he had with the Chinese in Thailand. He was<br />

supposed to be a missionary only to the Thai. But he quickly discovered that the people who "did<br />

things" were the Chinese. They were the people who had the money, the businesspeople, and they<br />

were the people who seemed to have a lot of ambition. Most of the high officials were Chinese or<br />

part Chinese.<br />

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HOUR 60<br />

Session #44 continued October 2, 1982 Kenneth and Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXB1285) Again, most of the officials Kenneth encountered in southern Thailand were<br />

Chinese or part Chinese, usually third or fourth generation. The Chinese fascinated him. His<br />

travelling companion was a Chinese, Tan Ngiap Seng, his evangelist. And they had three little<br />

Chinese chapels that he was supposed to help serve. One of the things that started him learning to<br />

speak Chinese was that Ngiap Seng's Siamese was atrocious. It was corrupting Kenneth's newly won<br />

skills in the language. So Kenneth insisted that Ngiap Seng speak to him in Chinese, which he would<br />

learn from him. Kenneth had little cards, the size of visiting cards, hundreds of them, and he would<br />

write the Chinese word on one side and the English meaning on the other. He didn't use the Chinese<br />

character to begin with; he wrote the Chinese word out phonetically. Then he learned that there was<br />

a phonetic system for that dialect that had been developed by English missionaries. So he wrote to<br />

Swatow to the English missionaries there asking for their phonetic New Testament, and their<br />

phonetic dictionary, in the Swatow dialect, which had eight tones. Sure enough, they sent them, and<br />

he paid for them. Unfortunately, Kenneth left them in Siam after his ten years out there, thinking he<br />

would be going back. So he doesn't have them, and they have gone out of existence. Kenneth began<br />

reading the New Testament in the phonetic Chinese, comparing it verse by verse with the English,<br />

and in this way rapidly learned to speak the language. In six months he was able to conduct a church<br />

service in Chinese, in this Swatow dialect. He and Ngiap Seng always spoke Chinese. Kenneth<br />

would practice as they rode in buses or sat in coffeeshops, wherever.<br />

In his parish, there were at least two million people, and a substantial portion were Chinese on<br />

rubber gardens and tin mines. And they had no Chinese schools for their children. Kenneth had the<br />

bright idea that perhaps he could interest them in building primary schools, say, through the fourth<br />

grade, to teach their children Chinese and Chinese culture and history and so on. He was concerned<br />

that they were rapidly losing their culture. The first place he experimented with this was in a place<br />

called Ban Na. He simply went, with Ngiap Seng, telling nobody what or who they were, except the<br />

Thai officials. They always touched base with the Thai officials everywhere they went. He would sit<br />

in the coffeeshop and get acquainted with people. They wanted to know who he was and what he<br />

was doing, and he would be as mysterious as possible because he knew that this would arouse more<br />

interest. And finally, in this fashion, he would find out who the principal merchants were who owned<br />

land or lumber or had labor that they controlled.<br />

Ngiap Seng and he would tour the town and pick out a piece of land that was in the market or<br />

close to the market that had no structure on it. Every little town had some place like this. Then he<br />

would try to find out who owned it. And that would arouse a great deal of interest. The people<br />

would want to know about this. But Kenneth would still be mysterious about his intentions. When<br />

he found out who owned the property, he would call on the man. Usually, he would find that he was<br />

most accessible when he went for his morning or afternoon opium pipe, just as we go for a coffee<br />

break. They'd go down to the opium shop, lie down, have a pipe, relax, then go back to the shop and<br />

resume business. Didn't seem to hurt them any. So Kenneth would call on this man, maybe at his<br />

home—probably at his home, to begin with—and then would follow him up whenever he could<br />

encounter him at leisure and talk to him about his children, growing up to be ignoramuses, knowing<br />

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nothing about the great thoughts of K'ung Fu-tzu [Confucius], Lao-tzu [founder of Taoism], Mengtzu<br />

[Mencius], Chuang-tzu, the great Chinese philosophers. You don't know much about them, and<br />

your children will know less. What could we do? the man would ask. And Kenneth would say, Well,<br />

you have a piece of land. If you will give that piece of land, and if other Chinese will make donations<br />

of lumber, bricks, mortar, offer labor, we could put up a school. Well, who's going to pay for it?<br />

Why, you are! Kenneth would say. Well, why don't you get the money from America to build it?<br />

No, Kenneth would say, that's not the way to do. Then it wouldn't be yours. Well, what do you get<br />

out of it? Oh, Kenneth would say, the satisfaction of knowing your children were going to become<br />

educated.<br />

This, they would never believe. They were very skeptical at that point because they always<br />

thought in terms of money, of dollars. Kenneth would say, Well, let's have a meeting on it. By this<br />

time, Kenneth would have found at least five to ten merchants who were prosperous and doing well.<br />

He would have started with the one who had the land. Then he would find someone who controlled<br />

the lumber yard, or carpentry shops, and so on. And then he would give them a speech in Chinese<br />

about how their children were growing up to be ignoramuses. The Thai government had a mandatory<br />

requirement for education in the Thai language, but you have no equivalent in the Chinese language<br />

for your children. They are growing up to be non-Chinese. They won't understand their own culture.<br />

They were very suspicious of Kenneth. Well, who would own it? You would own it. Well,<br />

what would be your relation to it? Nothing, he would say. None at all. Well, do we have to make<br />

out the papers in your name or anything? No. You just have to register it with the district officer in<br />

the proper way so that the Thai officials know what you are doing.<br />

The Thai officials by this time were getting very much concerned about Kenneth, wanting to<br />

know what he was up to. No missionary had ever tried to do this, and they didn't know what to make<br />

of it. Everything was to be done locally. No money from America, nothing for Kenneth.<br />

Very suspiciously, in their community, the Chinese got themselves organized, set up a<br />

committee, and this merchant would agree to give the land if that merchant would give the lumber if<br />

that other merchant would give so many bricks, and so on, until they got all the raw materials, and<br />

then they could draw up a plan.<br />

Kenneth always insisted that in the plan for their school, they include a reading room so that<br />

the men and their wives and anybody who wanted to read could come and do so. Kenneth would<br />

help them subscribe to periodicals and newspapers from Swatow, from Shanghai, from Singapore,<br />

Pinang, and so on. He was in contact with missionaries there with whom he could arrange this. And<br />

the Chinese would be able to come to their reading room and sit and read—much better than the<br />

opium den.<br />

The next thing was, Do we have to become Christians? No, you don't. Well, do you ZDQW us<br />

to become Christians? And Kenneth would say, That isn't the point. The point is, Do you want a<br />

school? Well, they would say, yes, they would. But they kept wanting to know what he was going to<br />

get out of it. What was his angle?<br />

Kenneth went through this process one town at a time. He had to do one first to see if it was<br />

possible. At Ban Na, finally, actual construction began. People were very much interested in this.<br />

The Thai officials were all coming round to see what was going on. The whole process to this point<br />

took about a year, and involved a number of visits to the town. He would come for perhaps four,<br />

five, six days at a time.<br />

It didn't take long to put up the building once they got going. They finally convinced<br />

themselves that Kenneth didn't have any arm twist on them, that it was theirs, that they would register<br />

the school with the district officer, that they FRXOG teach their children in Chinese.<br />

Then they wanted to know what they were going to do for teachers. Kenneth answered that<br />

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he had lists of teachers from friends of his in Chinese work in Bangkok, Swatow, Pinang, and<br />

Singapore, and that they could get a head teacher who spoke their particular dialect but was also<br />

fluent in Mandarin. You had to use the Mandarin language because there were so many Chinese<br />

dialects in any given marketplace. You couldn't just have it in Cantonese, or Swatow Chinese, or Hui<br />

Chu, or Ta Chu, or anything else. Then they wanted to know who was going to pay for the head<br />

teacher, and Kenneth would answer as before, You are! Naturally. It's going to be your school.<br />

You'll pay them. Well, how much? And Kenneth said we'll find out how much they'll want. It<br />

wasn't too hard to find young Chinese scholars who would be interested in coming into a town of<br />

rubber growers because they could teach, they'd have a living, and they would also have an<br />

opportunity to get into the rubber business.<br />

All the children had to be registered. Courses in the Thai language had to be taught; they<br />

were compulsory. The school and its program had to be inspected by the education department, the<br />

local officer. So it was a bilingual program. But in any case, the thing was done. The school was<br />

built; the teacher was brought in; and the Chinese themselves ran the thing.<br />

Kenneth did preach. He presented his Christian beliefs. And he put Chinese Christian<br />

reading materials in their reading room, Bibles, Christian magazines, Scripture portions, some printed<br />

in China and some in Singapore, Pinang, and Bangkok too. And the next thing he knew, he had an<br />

invitation from some people who had been watching what was going on in Ban Na. They were in<br />

Ban Na San, and they wanted him to do the same thing in their town. In fact, the word got around,<br />

and at one point, Kenneth had the process of establishing a Chinese school going in three different<br />

towns simultaneously [or simultumultuously, as Kenneth would often say].<br />

Then, the curious thing was that after they got going, and they had their nice big reading<br />

room—it was always a large, comfortable room with nice lounge chairs and tables—"by George, if<br />

they didn't decide to organize themselves into a church. I hadn't pushed it at all. But they had this<br />

reading material. And they felt kind of cheap about not becoming Christians. So they decided they'd<br />

better become Christians."<br />

Kenneth is not sure how many of these schools he got built, but he thinks it was five or six in<br />

all. He was really just the entrepreneur. Once they learned how it was done, they became<br />

enthusiastic about it. They saw that they could really do this thing, and they saw what it could mean<br />

to their children.<br />

The Thai became very concerned about it because this was moving into the era of<br />

discrimination against the Chinese, which Kenneth described in his book The Chinese in Thailand,<br />

a carefully structured program to deny the Chinese access to certain professions, to tax them, to limit<br />

their immigration, and also to limit the education in the schools. Kenneth was seen as a symptom of<br />

a growing problem, out there in the boondocks of the south. This meant that every school was under<br />

close supervision by the Thai officials, and the Chinese had to be careful to conform to all the rules<br />

and have the requisite courses in Thai language and history and so on. The Thai were very much<br />

concerned about communists amongst the Chinese, especially among the Hainanese— the Hailum<br />

Chinese. They were from an island off the southern coast of China, out opposite Haiphong in the<br />

China Sea, where there were many communists. One of Kenneth's best friend was a Hailum Chinese<br />

on the island of Samui, which was off the east coast of Thailand. He was thrown into prison as a<br />

communist. Later Kenneth came into contact with him in Singapore, and he wrote Kenneth for many<br />

years.<br />

Each of the Chinese communities that built schools with Kenneth's help became Christian,<br />

developed their own churches, and of course needed pastors, some of whom they got down from<br />

China.<br />

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20:06 Once Kenneth went to visit one of these churches and discovered that the congregation was<br />

having a schism. It was a three-way split. They had been reading their Bibles, and they had a<br />

preacher, and Kenneth found that they weren't speaking to each other. They informed Kenneth that<br />

even KH wasn't doing it right. Finally, he got them all together. There were perhaps a hundred of<br />

them present. And he asked them what the real problem was. They said that it was baptism. You<br />

just sprinkle a little water on, and that's not right. There was a party in the church which advocated<br />

this. But the second party argued that John the Baptist baptized people XQGHU the water. You have to<br />

immerse people. Another group said, No, that wasn't sufficient. You had to immerse people three<br />

times, once in the name of the Father, once in the name of the Son, and once in the name of the Holy<br />

Ghost. "Really, Christian denominationalism rampant right there in this one little place!" Kenneth<br />

told everyone to sit down and think for a few minutes, and after a few minutes, he got up and in<br />

Chinese said, Now, except for me, we are all Chinese together. When the schoolboys who speak<br />

Mandarin meet, they say, "Cheenalee (SP?)." That's the correct Mandarin way of saying, "Where are<br />

you going?" Was that correct? Yes, that was correct. Then Kenneth said, the Hoichu (SP?) say it a<br />

different way. They say, "Naleechee (SP?)." When the Cantonese say it, they say, "Haibenchia<br />

(SP?)." And it means, "Where are you going?" Just the same as the others. And when the Fukien-<br />

Hokien (SP?) meet, they say, "Keetaloch (SP?)." And when we Swatow speakers like myself meet,<br />

we say, "Keuteekaw (SP?)." Now isn't this curious? Kenneth said. All these different words with the<br />

same meaning. Sprinkle on head? Put them under the water once? Put them under the water three<br />

times? All same thing. Right? They sat there in silence and then began to laugh. That was the end<br />

of church schism right there. They just laughed and laughed and laughed because he had used their<br />

own dialects to show them.<br />

In writing, the exact same character was used in each dialect for these different words that had<br />

the same meaning.<br />

We refer briefly to the story of Kru Pakai and her letters, which is really Margaret's story.<br />

"That was one of the great climaxes of our mission politics, and it's a big story. It would take<br />

Margaret probably an hour, and she'd get into the history of it. I hope she'd leave out her Danish<br />

grandfather." [But probably not.]<br />

3<br />

25:21 The Landons did a number of things on the mission field that aroused anguish in the hearts of<br />

their fellow missionaries. "In the first place, I had no business learning Chinese. And there were<br />

many missionaries who were very angry at me because I was supposed to be a missionary to the Thai,<br />

not to the Chinese." He caused particular anguish to the Reverend Graham Fuller, who was WKH<br />

designated missionary to Swatow Chinese and had been sent to study Swatow Chinese in Swatow,<br />

and was not exactly a howling success. He was so jealous of Kenneth "that he could spit." He tried<br />

not to show it; didn't succeed entirely. He was a great big, amiable fellow who just literally<br />

anguished over Kenneth because he did not speak this language well, and Kenneth was fluent in it. "I<br />

could rattle Swatow Chinese like nobody's business." Kenneth could go into Fuller's church and be<br />

"whacking away" in a loud Chinese voice, rattling along just as easily as he would in English. And<br />

Fuller couldn't. Rev. Fuller wrote Kenneth a letter many years later telling how he had anguished<br />

over Kenneth, how jealous he was, how he would have done anything he could to discredit Kenneth,<br />

and finally realized that the failure was his own, and he wanted Kenneth to know that he had gotten<br />

over it and to apologize for having mean intentions toward him. Kenneth says they were not too<br />

mean; he was too amiable for that. He had a lovely wife, who is still alive. He is dead now.<br />

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Margaret and Kenneth always had an affinity for writing things, he is in his way, she in hers.<br />

He started his pastoral letters, which was natural to him to do. Then Margaret suggested that they put<br />

out a little magazine of their own, which they did once a month. It had about twenty pages. The two<br />

of them wrote for it, and sent it out to their fellow missionaries. Well, that caused some resentment.<br />

The thing that really upset them was Kenneth's speaking out concerning the Japanese in<br />

Thailand. As Kenneth travelled around, he continually encountered Japanese photographer-dentists,<br />

who were literally spies, intelligence officers, for the Japanese. "They were better photographers<br />

than they were dentists, and I lost some teeth to them." Kenneth realized that a great deal was going<br />

on, and he began collecting materials on the first five years of the Thai revolution, the overthrow of<br />

the monarchy in 1932, and also the rise and tide of the Japanese in Indochina and in Siam. He wrote<br />

an article eventually—Margaret started the article, got bogged down, and then he completed it—<br />

entitled "Siam Rides the Tiger," which was published. There was a Japanese photographer-dentist in<br />

Trang who had no social standing when he first came to the town, but the year the Landons left,<br />

1937, at an official party, KH was the man who was walking around with the governor. Kenneth put<br />

that into his article.<br />

The Landons were convinced that, not only were the times changing, but also the missionaries<br />

were still doing things the way missionaries had always done them rather than turning more and more<br />

of the responsibility over to the Thai. Kenneth had already done this with the Chinese. He had put<br />

them on their own from the first, totally responsible for their own schools and churches. They were<br />

not beholden to New York at all, nor to any American budget. He made sure they were financially<br />

autonomous. And he made a point of arguing for this approach in mission meeting, saying that<br />

primary responsible must be given to the Thai. Yes, we could help advise them, give them ideas, but<br />

they must be self-sufficient financially, as well as administratively. "They must assume<br />

responsibility if they are ever going to grow up. They can't be our children forever." Well, this<br />

caused a lot of anguish among the missionaries.<br />

Finally, a man named Leber came all the way out from New York because of the concerns<br />

raised, one way or the other, by the Landons, and attended a mission meeting. In New York they had<br />

the idea that the Landons were troublemakers. "Well, we ZHUH!" Kenneth says. "With ideas." Leber<br />

came down to visit the Landons at their home in Trang. He was absolutely astonished in their home<br />

at what a large library the Landons had there. Kenneth and Margaret have always built a substantial<br />

library [the substance of which went to the Landon Collection at <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>, <strong>Wheaton</strong>,<br />

Illinois, near the end of their lives.] Leber was quite favorably impressed with the Landons and<br />

with their life and work in Trang. Finally, he decided they had a point. They put their ideas on paper<br />

for him, particularly as to giving primary responsibility to the Thai.<br />

Finally, it was decided to have a special meeting of Siam missionaries in New York, which<br />

occurred while the Landons were on furlough. It was deliberately done so because the Landons were<br />

"the pièce de résistance." So Margaret and Kenneth attended this meeting in New York with their<br />

fellow missionaries, a whole mob of them, many of whom had been brought back from Siam, to<br />

decide future mission policy. This was in 1938. At the conclusion of the meeting, the missionaries<br />

"decided that what they were doing was right, only they ought to do more of it. Just the way they'd<br />

always done it. This is the way agonizing reappraisals always go. It's nothing new. I've noticed that<br />

it's always that way in government too. You always have an agonizing reappraisal and decide what<br />

you were doing was all right. Begin [Prime Minister of Israel] is doing it now. Agonizing<br />

reappraisal. Nuts."<br />

In the aftermath, Margaret and Kenneth talked it over and decided they should resign, not go<br />

back. Kenneth felt strongly that Asia was not a place to be any more because he felt quite sure, given<br />

the way the Japanese were doing in Indochina, that things were very ominous for Thailand and the<br />

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rest of Southeast Asia. So the Landons wrote a resignation of about twenty-five double-spaced<br />

pages. They submitted this to Charlie Leber and the mission board, and Leber was very anguished<br />

about it. He felt they were wonderful missionaries and should count on going back. But Kenneth<br />

said that, in view of the mission policy that he and Margaret considered obsolete, and his feeling that<br />

missionaries were no longer innovative, but were just treading water, marching in place, and with<br />

Asia coming on fire, it would be ridiculous to return. "We didn't feel that we had a part in such a<br />

backward-looking, unimaginative organization." The board didn't want to accept the Landons'<br />

resignation. But if they had to accept it, they didn't want the Landons' reasoning in their files. So<br />

they tried to reject the written resignation on the grounds that there was no place in their files for it.<br />

Kenneth said that if they did so, if they did not make his and Margaret's written resignation part of the<br />

record, acknowledged by the board officially, he would then resort to the rights and privileges of a<br />

Presbyterian minister in good and regular standing and present it to the general assembly of the<br />

Presbyterian Church at the next annual meeting. Fortunately, they believed him. In fact, they were<br />

alarmed that he would do it. So they accepted the written resignation, with regret, and put it in the<br />

files.<br />

He was in the process of completing his Ph.D. at Chicago University, and he returned to end<br />

his work there. The board was supporting him through this.<br />

When the Landons left the mission field, they truly expected to go back. They left many<br />

things in Thailand that they would have brought with them if they had known they weren't returning.<br />

They did have some things, like the Windsor chairs, the desk he gave Margaret, and a chest of<br />

drawers set aside to come if they did not return. But Kenneth had made no provision for his library to<br />

come. There were many books that he would like to have had. "I had a beautiful theological library,<br />

I really had." Those were lost.<br />

The board forgot all about the Landons until Margaret began to make some money from<br />

Anna, at which point the board contacted them to say it felt the Landons ought to pay the board for<br />

the year in Chicago. The Landons wrote them a very kind letter saying they felt they had given their<br />

lives in service, and that the currency exchange was not financial.<br />

4<br />

39:23 Kenneth sums up his work in Thailand. During his years there, he started six Chinese<br />

schools and churches. He preached and evangelized in all the major population centers of his parish,<br />

and many small villages. He published a monthly journal in both Siamese and Chinese. He had a<br />

Presbyterian church in Trang, with its own local pastor. Kenneth was not the pastor of the church.<br />

He had three evangelists working with him, one Chinese and two Thai—Ngiap Seng, Kru Lop (SP?),<br />

and Yuin Yam (SP?), the husband of Margaret's head teacher Kru Kim Juang. The last was more of a<br />

hunter out in the woods than anything else. Kru Lop didn't seem to have a clue as to what he was<br />

supposed to do. Kenneth concluded that he would have to train and educate some young people from<br />

scratch who could study at the theological seminary up at McCormick in Chiang Mai and then come<br />

and work with him on the peninsula. To that end, he and Margaret subsidized from their own income<br />

two young men, Boon Pha, from Nakhon, and Nai Nuang (SP?), who is now dead. Kenneth didn't<br />

make it a contract with these men that they KDG to return to work with him because, if they didn't<br />

want to, he wouldn't want them anyway. It had to be a voluntary association. But he made clear his<br />

hope. As it turned out, when Boon Pha graduated, he ZDV inclined to work with Kenneth, and for a<br />

time did so. In time, however, he got into school work, which was quite all right with Kenneth, and<br />

has stayed with it ever since as the principal of a boys' school. Kenneth feels that it was a good<br />

investment. The other man, Nai Nuang, worked with Kenneth for a short period of time and then said<br />

that he didn't want to do it any more. He married a nice girl and went to work for the roads<br />

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department. They were always on good terms. Kenneth's feeling was that if he didn't want to work<br />

with him, he didn't want him anyway.<br />

There were only two Thai churches in the area Kenneth was responsible for, one in Trang,<br />

and one in Nakhon Si Thammarat. He worked with both of them, back and forth across the<br />

peninsula. Each had its own pastor. Then he had a Chinese chapel on Phuket, the island, and a<br />

Chinese chapel at Phatthalung on the railroad line, and another at Hui Yawt (SP?) and another at<br />

Kantang, each of which Kenneth would visit.<br />

Most of his work was visiting individuals homes and villages evangelizing and distributing<br />

Gospel portions.<br />

But the best work he feels he did was with the Chinese and the starting of those six schools<br />

and churches. According to Ken Wells, who visited through the area where Kenneth worked just<br />

before he, Ken, retired, all those schools and churches were still going many years later. As far as<br />

Kenneth knows, what he started with those Chinese communities did not spread to other Chinese<br />

communities on the peninsula. It only spread where he spread it.<br />

As for his letters that he wrote in Thai and Chinese, Ken Wells said that he found homes on<br />

the peninsula and also up in the Chiang Mai area to the far north of the country that had kept the<br />

whole file of them. He sent them out to "quite a number of hundreds" of households.<br />

Kenneth tells again of sometimes addressing his letter to Pluang Thi Rak (SP?), "Dear Friend<br />

Whom I Love/Admire/Like," and of the woman in the north who wrote back upon receiving his letter<br />

that she was willing!<br />

5<br />

46:23 When the Landons went on furlough in 1931, Kenneth travelled around the world one way,<br />

on his own, while Margaret travelled around the other way with the children. She went east, and he<br />

went west so as to travel to the Holy Land.<br />

One memorable experience was swimming in the Dead Sea. "Yes, I VDW in the Dead Sea.<br />

You can't swim in it." He says he is the type who sinks in fresh water, but he could sit in the water<br />

and read a newspaper. He literally sat upright, reading. He also swam in the Sea of Galilee. Had a<br />

wonderful time there.<br />

On his trip, he got first to Egypt, hoping to tour around Cairo and see something of Egypt. He<br />

was walking along the street when a very tall Arab in a long gown, with a fez on his head, came up to<br />

Kenneth, spoke to him in English, "Good Morning, Sir!", and said that he would show Kenneth all of<br />

Egypt for $25 a day. Kenneth was walking along, looked at him, and said, "I will show \RX all of<br />

Egypt for $20 a day!" "Oh," the man returned, "I will show you all of Egypt for $15 a day." "Is that<br />

so?" Kenneth said. "Well, I will show \RX all of Egypt for $10 a day!" "Oh ho," he said, "we are<br />

bargaining. I will show you all of Egypt for $5 a day." Kenneth said that his new friend would show<br />

him all of Egypt for nothing a day, and that Kenneth would pay all their expenses. Really? the man<br />

said. Yes!<br />

All right, the man said, when do we begin. Right now! Kenneth says. There was a tram car<br />

coming along, the kind that's open at the sides, with wooden steps along each side onto which you<br />

would step to board and take your seat. It was first class, second class, third class. Kenneth didn't<br />

even look back. He went right over to the tram and swung on board in the third class section. The<br />

Arab followed him and swung on board in the first class section. He said, Hey, come on up here.<br />

Kenneth said, Uh uh, come back here. I'm here. "You go third class?!" he said. And Kenneth said,<br />

"Yes, there's no fourth class." He was really perplexed. He scratched his head, came back<br />

reluctantly. "You're a funny man," he said. "Yes," said Kenneth, "I've been told."<br />

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Kenneth paid for everything. The man seemed to be enjoying himself, though he was bemused.<br />

Then he took Kenneth out to ride on a camel to visit the pyramids and the sphinx. And then he told<br />

Kenneth that he had told all his relatives about Kenneth, and they had said to bring Kenneth out.<br />

They all wanted to see him. He said, "Will you visit my home?" And Kenneth said yes. So they got<br />

on some camels and rode off—"I don't know where we went."—and came to a small village with<br />

mud houses. He took Kenneth into the house, and they removed their shoes and socks and washed<br />

their feet. Then his mother came out. She had all kinds of marks down her face, blue pigmentation<br />

that Kenneth took to be tribal marks of some kind. The man said that normally Kenneth would see<br />

no women, but his mother wanted to "look at you." The father was a very fine, elderly man, "an old<br />

man of fifty." They were very friendly.<br />

Kenneth's guide said that the whole family was getting ready to go to Mecca, and how about<br />

going with them? Kenneth answered that he couldn't do that. He was a Christian. Oh, that didn't<br />

matter, the guide said. He could become a Muslim. And how would he do that? Easy! the answer<br />

came. You simply say the confession of faith. And then the zakat (SP?), which had to do with<br />

paying his taxes. And then we teach you the five prayers for the day. And tell you about the Haj, and<br />

the fast, and Ramadan, and you're in! You're a Muslim! But the main thing was the confession of<br />

faith. Say that, and no one can say you're not a Muslim.<br />

Kenneth asked what happened after he said the confession of faith. Ah, well, we have to<br />

circumcise you. Have you been circumcised? Kenneth said that he wasn't going to be cut. Oh, you<br />

have to be cut, the guide said. You go to Mecca, they inspect you. They inspect people they are not<br />

sure of. Kenneth later learned that many Javanese were only incised, not circumcised, and when they<br />

went to Mecca had to undergo the full circumcision as adults.<br />

Kenneth thanked his host but said "the honor is too great."<br />

Then the guide tried to sell Kenneth a cigarette case, which he had no use for. He did sell<br />

Kenneth a scarab that the Landons still have.<br />

Kenneth had noticed that there were many British military types in Cairo, and he talked to<br />

them.<br />

From Egypt, he went over to Jerusalem and stayed with a resident American community<br />

there. Then, to his surprise, many of the British that he had seen in Cairo began to show up in<br />

Palestine with rifles to keep the peace. There were riots between the Jews and the Arabs, and the<br />

Armenians were caught in middle. Kenneth fell in with a young Armenian who was driving an<br />

Erskine 6 car, a nice new one. He wanted Kenneth to hire him to drive around for so much a day, and<br />

once again Kenneth bargained. He said that he knew the Armenian wanted to get out of Jerusalem.<br />

He, Kenneth, wanted to tour the country. They would go as friends, and Kenneth would pay all the<br />

gas, food, and lodging expenses, to which the Armenian agreed. A very nice fellow.<br />

The two of them toured all over Palestine, the Dead Sea, the Sea of Galilee, where they stayed<br />

with some monks. He drank some of the monks' home-made wine there. He was at the Sea of<br />

Galilee late in the evening, and he was hot and tired and wanted to swim. He got down into the Sea;<br />

it was a rocky shore at the foot of the monastery, very rocky; and he dove in and swam out a quarter<br />

of a mile from shore in the moonlight. Then he lay over on his back and floated in the water. As he<br />

floated there, in the moonlight, he became aware of a typewriter going. The sound puzzled him, and<br />

he rolled over, looked around, then saw the shadowy figure of a boat, not far away, with a person<br />

sitting in it typing. So he swam over. It was a woman, who had an oarsman who would row a bit<br />

now and then but most of the time just sat there with her, while she typed away. Kenneth stuck his<br />

chin on the edge of the gunnel and asked her what in the world she was typing at night. She couldn't<br />

see what she was writing. Oh, she said, she didn't need to see it. She knew what she was writing.<br />

She was a touch typist. Her husband was ill back in America and couldn't make the trip, and so she<br />

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was writing him about everything she saw and experienced and felt as she went along. Kenneth<br />

found she was staying at the same monastery as Kenneth and his guide, at a place outside the<br />

monastery wall. After talking to the woman, he swam back to shore.<br />

The name of the Armenian was John, a very strong, little man. Kenneth was having trouble<br />

walking on the rocks in his bare feet, and John, who was wearing shoes, just picked Kenneth up and<br />

carried him off the rocks. It was a bit of a surprise. John seemed to carry him effortlessly.<br />

The two of them went on up to Ba'albek, and Aleppo, then back down over the hills of<br />

Lebanon and through the famous cedars. "I got quite a thrill out of that." Then down to Beirut,<br />

staying in a hotel there for three or four days, where Kenneth waited for a ship to take him through<br />

the Mediterranean. John had some friends there in Beirut, and he learned that they were fresh out of<br />

a hotel manager. So John and his friend made Kenneth a proposition, that he stay there and become<br />

the manager of the hotel. John would run the taxi business, and the other fellow would run the girl<br />

side of things. There were a lot of prostitutes hanging around the hotel. Kenneth wouldn't have to be<br />

involved with that, they said. (He hadn't told them that he was a Presbyterian missionary.) They<br />

thought this would be a nice deal, and they offered him a very nice amount of money to do it.<br />

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Session #44 continued October 2, 1982 Kenneth and Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (IXB2000) Kenneth continues on his Armenian guide, John, and the men in Beirut who<br />

proposed that he manage their hotel there. He said he didn't know anything about managing a hotel,<br />

but they said that didn't matter. They would tell him what he needed to do. They needed somebody<br />

to make them look respectable—to be the "front man," and perhaps also the "fall guy." Kenneth<br />

thanked them for their offer but declined, said good-by to John, and boarded his ship for a slow trip<br />

through the Mediterranean. They passed through Greece. He still remembers sliding through a<br />

narrow channel in Greece. It was eery because there were sheer walls of granite in those straits.<br />

"You could reach out off the side of the ship and touch the walls, they were so close on either side."<br />

Kenneth can't remember the name of those straits.<br />

When he visited in Damascus, Kenneth was quite struck by a pair of rugs he saw in a shop<br />

there. There was a little one that was a prayer rug. The other one was slightly larger. Kenneth<br />

bought the two of them and put them in his tin trunk. When he reached Marseilles, customs asked<br />

him if he had anything to declare, and he said no, he was just passing through on his way to America.<br />

But when they searched his baggage, they found these two rugs and accused him of trying to smuggle<br />

them in. "Nonsense," he answered. He was en route to New York, and they were part of his<br />

possessions. They were going with him. They demanded $100 if he brought the rugs into Marseilles.<br />

"So I got into a shouting match with the tax people there." He wasn't going to pay a thing. He said<br />

that, if they insisted on payment, he would just take the rugs to the dock and throw them into the<br />

water. He wasn't going to pay a penny! He didn't have the money. And he wouldn't pay even if he<br />

did.<br />

It became a very loud and angry altercation. An interested observer came over saying he<br />

represented the American Express Company. He told Kenneth that if he turned the rugs over to him,<br />

he would send them on to New York. All Kenneth would have to pay was the price of shipping<br />

them. And Kenneth agreed and paid him.<br />

Kenneth completed his trip to New York, where he notified the mission board that the rugs<br />

were being shipped to him. Then he travelled on to Chicago to reunite with Margaret and the kids.<br />

Months passed, and no rugs. Kenneth wrote to the board, and they wrote back that the rugs hadn't<br />

come. After at least nine months, Kenneth arrived home at the little apartment in Chicago, he thinks<br />

it was (The Landons were living with Adelle Mortenson, Margaret's mother, that year, but also had a<br />

little apartment in Chicago), and he noticed an odor. A strong, distinctive scent. "I could smell the<br />

seven seas when I stepped inside the door!" There was a bundle wrapped in burlap, on the outside of<br />

which there was written "Duty Free, Port of Origin, New York." Kenneth was baffled. "New York?"<br />

They opened up the bundle, and there were the two little rugs. And they stank. They had been in the<br />

holds of who knows how many ships for months.<br />

What had happened was that when the rugs arrived at the mission in New York, some<br />

character in the shipping department saw that the parcel was for the Landons, who were supposedly<br />

in Siam, and so shipped them on to the other side of the world. When they arrived in the port at<br />

Bangkok, the customs people wanted to collect duty there on the import of these rugs! But the<br />

mission people, knowing the Landons were in the U.S., shipped them back to New York. And when<br />

the rugs arrived in New York, the mission staff now knew the Landons were in Chicago and<br />

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addressed them on to them there. As for the duty people, they saw that the rugs had originated in<br />

New York, wrote "Duty Free" on the rugs, and Kenneth never had to pay duty on them.<br />

Kenneth tells again of his experience with the phosphorescent sea off the coast of Thailand. It<br />

was the Gulf of Siam. Kenneth was travelling on a moonlit night for twenty-five to thirty miles.<br />

[This was on the way from the island of Samui to Chumphon on the mainland. See #46] "The<br />

surface of the sea was almost oily and calm. And it was like liquid fire. And as the boat went on, the<br />

water would part, and it was like going through liquid fire. It was just incredible. It was like a fairy<br />

land. And behind us, in our wake behind, we could see the water would roll as though it was alight<br />

with fire. And this went on mile after mile after mile. And it was caused by the fish, and the laying<br />

of their eggs, I presume. That was my understanding. But it was the most incredible, eery<br />

experience. It was almost heavenly, or angelic. You just could hardly feel it was of this world. It<br />

was so unusual. We were just floating on a sea of fire. And the other people in the boat with me<br />

were awestruck by it. Literally awestruck." Kenneth guesses this was about 1933, [but in fact it was<br />

in 1929].<br />

7$3( ; 6LGH<br />

Session #45 November 5, 1982 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

2<br />

10:27 Margaret: "What I call 'The Pakai Affair.'" To tell the story, she gives some background<br />

concerning mission history in Siam. When the Landons went out in 1927, there had been<br />

missionaries in Siam almost a hundred years. In fact, in 1928 there was a celebration of the one<br />

hundredth year of the first missionaries—though these were not Presbyterians to begin with.<br />

The Presbyterian mission in Siam had two main stations in 1927, when the Landons went out,<br />

one in Chiang Mai and one in Bangkok. Chiang Mai was 500 miles north of Bangkok in Lao<br />

territory. The people were Lao. Chiang Mai was actually a much older city, a walled, medieval city.<br />

Bangkok was no older than Washington, D.C., [which was established by the Constitution in<br />

1789]. It was originally a Chinese trading post, and the capital was at Ayuthia. The Lao mission in<br />

Chiang Mai and the Siam mission in Bangkok had been two separate missions until shortly before the<br />

Landons came, but they had been joined. The stronger mission was actually the northern one. It had<br />

five sub-stations, and it had greater success among the Lao people, who were animists. They were<br />

Buddhists technically, but animists in practice. There was a policy in that northern mission which the<br />

southern mission did not have, which was that if a missionary sent out by the board turned out to be<br />

difficult or disagreeable, they never permitted that person to return. It was a wise policy because in a<br />

small group, a person who makes trouble is a tremendous liability. The southern mission, on the<br />

contrary, would keep difficult people on. The southern or Bangkok mission had only three substations,<br />

one at Petchaburi, which was perhaps fifty miles southwest of Bangkok, and the other two<br />

500 miles down the peninsula, the two the Landons knew, Nakhon Si Thammarat and Trang.<br />

Nakhon was on the side of the Gulf of Siam, and Trang, ninety miles away, was on the side of the<br />

Bay of Bengal. They were connected by the railroad. The railroad also ran down the peninsula.<br />

The Landons were sent first to Nakhon, of course, in 1928, and then to Trang, in March, 1929.<br />

Margaret tells of the Rev. Frank Snyder, a very difficult but very capable person, and the letter he<br />

wrote that was critical of the government. The government spies regularly opened and read mail, and<br />

they read Snyder's letter, whereupon they demanded that the mission send him out of the country.<br />

The mission managed to secure a compromise by which Snyder could stay in the country but in an<br />

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out-station, and so Snyder was banished from Bangkok to Nakhon. This was an example of the sort<br />

of thing the Bangkok mission did. Nakhon had only Dr. and Mrs. McDaniel and Miss Helen<br />

McCague, other than Snyder and his wife, and he made everyone miserable. This was what the<br />

Landons entered into in 1928. Fortunately, they were not there long enough to have any real trouble<br />

with him. And of course, Rev. Snyder died the next year.<br />

Margaret tells about Rev. Snyder's pigeons that fouled Dr. McDaniel's roof and drinking<br />

water.<br />

Then, in 1929, the Landons were sent across to Trang, where they found Dr. and Mrs.<br />

Bulkley. Mrs. Bulkley was considered the most difficult and unpleasant person in the station. "She<br />

earned that honor."<br />

Margaret now explains her association with the girls' school in Trang, which was called the<br />

Anokul Safri Girls' School. The name meant something like "Taking care of and educating girls."<br />

The Landons' house was almost a mile out of town. The center of Trang was a crossroads, and the<br />

hospital and hospital residence were close to that center. Cater-corner from them, on another road,<br />

was the church and the school. The compound on which the Landons lived had been bought for the<br />

boys' school, which had not yet been built.<br />

The Trang station was opened in 1910, and the girls' school was started by Mrs. Evan<br />

Wachter. The person who actually built it up was Miss Ruth Eakin [pronounced Aiken]. She was<br />

part of a very difficult family. Her brother Paul Eakin was "our personal enemy." Kenneth interjects,<br />

"He done his best to do us in." Margaret continues that she must explain something of the<br />

organization of the mission or we will not understand the significance of his enmity.<br />

The mission was run by an executive committee of from five to seven members, usually five<br />

officially with two alternates. There was an executive secretary. There was one person from the<br />

medical side of the mission, one from the educational, one from the evangelistic, and two alternates.<br />

All through the Landons' period, Paul Eakin was the executive secretary, which was a very powerful<br />

position in the mission. His enmity toward the Landons actually started before he ever saw them,<br />

because Kenneth was the only person who ever duplicated his feat of doing the three years of Thai<br />

language study in one. He was born there, so that the language was native to him, whereas for<br />

Kenneth it was not. He was out of the country the year the Landons were there. His father was<br />

running the school, and he wouldn't permit Kenneth to take the examination because that would have<br />

equaled Paul's record. He just wouldn't let Kenneth do that. Kenneth tells us that he finished the<br />

three-year course in ten months, but the elder Eakin wouldn't permit him to take the final exam until<br />

some time later. Kenneth says he didn't care anything about it. "He resented me. And Paul hated me<br />

sight unseen, because he was supposed to be the white-haired boy, speaking the Thai language like a<br />

native." Margaret says Kenneth's going to Princeton, which was conservative Presbyterian,<br />

contributed to the problem, because Paul was on the liberal side. "He had a great love of power."<br />

Margaret says that she can think of no substantive work that he did in the mission, and Kenneth can't<br />

either. "He never did anything. Except act like a secretary. He built no churches. Built no schools."<br />

Margaret says that he was unscrupulous about his use of power. One of the things he did was to write<br />

scurrilous letters about people he didn't like to the mission board.<br />

3<br />

23:52 Each station had its little organization also. In a sense, this was ridiculous. In Trang, there<br />

were just five people, one of them Edna Bulkley, a very difficult person. Miss Ruth Eakin was totally<br />

unlike her brother. She was a very gentle person, and a very sensitive person. Shortly before Miss<br />

Eakin left on furlough, there was a "station meeting" at which Miss Eakin sat between Kenneth and<br />

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Margaret, literally shaking from head to foot. It was very distressing. When she went home to the<br />

U.S., they found that she had serious stomach ulcers. Everyone had expected her to come back, but<br />

she never recovered her health sufficiently to do so. Mrs. Bulkley was generally blamed for her<br />

indisposition.<br />

When she left, Mrs. Bulkley was in charge of the school for a while until VKH went on<br />

furlough. Then the last year of the Landons' first term, 1930 to 1931, Margaret was put in charge. In<br />

a Siamese school like that, there was what was called the phujatgan (SP?), the headmistress, and<br />

under her the head teacher, the kru yai (SP?), who actually ran the school by and large. The<br />

headmistress was responsible to the government and to the mission for the conduct of the school,<br />

though the head teacher did the day by day running of it.<br />

One custom in Siam that was different from our American customs was that all letters that<br />

came into the school were opened and read, either by the headmistress or by the head teacher, before<br />

they were distributed. One of their problems was to keep men from running off with their girls, and<br />

reading the letters was a key part of doing that. Often girls were placed in mission schools more for<br />

the protection they received than for the education they received.<br />

The head teacher when Margaret took over was Kru Bunjua Bunyasing (SP?), a very fine<br />

person whose husband was doing graduate study in the Philippines. She had a little girl Peggy played<br />

with a lot that everyone called Bu (SP? Phu?). Her name was really Siritat. Kru Bunjua was very<br />

responsible.<br />

Mrs. Bulkley was not back from furlough yet when the Landons left for WKHLU furlough in<br />

1931. That left Kru Bunjua in charge. Before the Landons left, Margaret made an arrangement with<br />

the Wattana Wittaya School in Bangkok, which had originally been called the Wang Lang School,<br />

though its official name was the Harriet M. House School. It was founded in the nineteenth century.<br />

When the missionaries originally went into Thailand, there were no girls' schools. No girls received<br />

an education other than the highborn, who were tutored. Miss Edna Cole took the Wang Lang School<br />

when it amounted to very little and made it into the finest school in the country. It set the pattern for<br />

girls' schools. Miss Cole told Margaret that, even when she came to the country in 1879, people were<br />

still saying, "Teach a buffalo before a woman."<br />

Under Miss Cole, the Wang Lang School became so successful that it began to be patronized<br />

by the highborn, even by royalty. As it grew, it ultimately required larger quarters. It was on the<br />

Thon Buri side of the river. "Wang Lang" was a term that referred to the back palace. There was the<br />

royal palace, the front palace, and the back palace. There would be a first king, a second king, and a<br />

third king. The third king dropped away very early, but the name hung on to the area where the third<br />

king had had his palace. Ultimately, Wattana Wittaya was built on a large tract of land on the same<br />

side of the river that Bangkok was. Bangkok was on one side, and Thon Buri on the other. Thon<br />

Buri is now joined to Bangkok by bridge.<br />

Miss Cole retired in 1923, but she had a staff by then of three or four missionaries, all able<br />

teachers, who kept on. When Margaret was preparing to leave Trang on furlough in 1931, she<br />

arranged to have Trang's little school taken under Wattana's wing. Miss Faye Kilpatrick was given<br />

the responsibility of looking after Anokul Safri. But naturally, Kru Bunjua, as the head teacher,<br />

actually continued running the school when Margaret left. She was married to a husband with a bad<br />

heart, and also she was pregnant, so she struggled with the responsibility of the school, and the school<br />

suffered.<br />

As a result, Wattana thought it best to call in the services of a Mrs. Sheena Aitken, the widow<br />

of a Singapore attorney. She did not become a part of the mission. She was about sixty years old and<br />

had lived in the East for about thirty years. She was very strict, perhaps overly severe, but she did<br />

well with the school. The mission was determined that Mrs. Bulkley not have anything to do with the<br />

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school because of her reputation as a troublemaker and because she never finished a project she<br />

undertook. Wattana agreed to pay Mrs. Aitken's salary on the condition that Margaret become<br />

headmistress again on her return.<br />

At the end of their furlough, the Landons departed the U.S. October 11, 1932, for Siam. Carol<br />

was due in March, 1933. They arrived back in Siam at the end of November, 1932, and Margaret<br />

begged off on becoming headmistress again because of her pregnancy. Mrs. Aitken was in place,<br />

running the school, and Margaret asked that she be retained for another year. So did the Bulkleys,<br />

who said many unpleasant things about the Siamese teacher Margaret left in charge and about<br />

Margaret's running of the school. They talked about Wattana's "usurpation of power, and that's a<br />

quote, and insisted that the school be returned to the supervision of the station." "The station," of<br />

course, consisted of the Bulkleys and the Landons! Needless to say, the Landons ZDQWHG Wattana's<br />

"usurpation" to continue. Anything else meant war in the station. Wattana was providing substantial<br />

funds to the school, and also providing teachers, which they did for all of the mission schools. The<br />

Bulkleys wanted the money and the teachers to keep coming, but they wanted control. The Landons<br />

said nothing in this debate.<br />

4<br />

37:13 Margaret went up to Bangkok for Carol's birth, leaving at the end of February. While she<br />

was there, the executive committee met and decided that the school would remain under the control<br />

of Wattana with Margaret in charge locally. Furthermore, they decided that Mrs. Aitken was not to<br />

be retained. This meeting was held two days after Carol was born, which was March 9, 1933, so<br />

Margaret was unable to participate in the meeting or present her views. Mrs. Bulkley was invited to<br />

present her views, "but fizzled out." Dr. Bulkley decided to go elephant hunting instead of attending<br />

the meeting. He was one of the seven members of the committee, Margaret wrote at the time (and<br />

she comments now that at that point, apparently, there were seven members instead of the usual five).<br />

He should have been there to plead for Mrs. Aitken.<br />

After the Bulkleys returned to Trang, they began sending letters and telegrams to the mission<br />

protesting the decision not to keep Mrs. Aitken. Mrs. Aitken herself and one of the teachers at the<br />

school, Ma Wan (SP?), told Margaret what was going on. Otherwise, she would not have known.<br />

Ma Wan was married to a man named Charles Hak. Ma Wan was Eurasian, part Thai, part European.<br />

Mrs. Bulkley met Mrs. Aitken and Ma Wan at the Landons' front gate one evening before the<br />

Landons returned from Bangkok and said to Mrs. Aitken, "You are not going. I am not going to<br />

permit it." She said it in an imperious tone. "Oh, but I DP going," replied Mrs. Aitken. Mrs.<br />

Bulkley's got black in the face, so Mrs. Aitken reported, and she went on to say that she would<br />

compel the Landons to help keep Mrs. Aitken and to protest the abrogation of station rights by<br />

Wattana and ended by saying that if the Landons failed to do so, "she would make it hot for us."<br />

The Landons returned to Trang in early April. They did want to keep Mrs. Aitken, but not<br />

enough to cause trouble with the mission. Certainly, not enough to join her in her attacks on<br />

Wattana. This made Mrs. Bulkley very angry, and she shunned them. Margaret wrote that this was a<br />

blessing, actually. "I had gotten to the nervous state where I shook when I thought I heard her car<br />

coming into the yard. I do hate quarrels."<br />

Mrs. Bulkley went home again in about 1934. She stopped to see Adelle when she was in the<br />

Chicago area.<br />

5<br />

42:25 Margaret gives the historic background on Edna Bulkley. She came to Siam when she was<br />

barely twenty, in 1903. She did not come from a Christian home, and had no Christian background.<br />

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She had been converted in a conference. Margaret tells of the fight the two Bulkleys had over<br />

naming their first child, right at the altar, forcing them to retire and decide on the name. Mrs. Bulkley<br />

won. She was a high-strung and impetuous person. She was clever and convincing. She tended to<br />

do things with a high hand, simply bowling people over with her presence and manner. Apparently,<br />

she had done this with the mission board. After her conversion, she decided to be a missionary, and<br />

somehow got herself sent out although she was very young and had not graduated from high school.<br />

She was beautiful in a high-spirited way, and "she rode a horse like a poem." All the unattached<br />

males in town fell in love with her, and she was quite the belle of Bangkok. She was teaching at the<br />

Wang Lang School under Miss Cole, who was very strict. Miss Brunner had a nervous collapse after<br />

several years. Dr. Bulkley came out to the mission field several years later than Edna Brunner. He<br />

was the son of a famous New York doctor, and was a quiet, unassuming man. He should have been a<br />

naturalist. He had always loved the woods and animals of all sorts. His father forced him to become<br />

a doctor and a medical missionary. Edna Brunner fell in love with him and pursued him for years,<br />

spurning all other suitors. When she was twenty-seven or so, he finally proposed to her, and they<br />

were married.<br />

Margaret reads from a letter of the time, concerning Miss Christiansen's coming, the birth of<br />

Mrs. Bulkley's children, and Mrs. Bulkley's jealousy of Miss Christiansen, a very plain woman. On<br />

the change in Mrs. Bulkley when she went into one of her rages. In Miss Christiansen's opinion, Mrs.<br />

Bulkley was temporarily insane during these periods and not responsible for what she was doing.<br />

She had trouble with every woman she encountered in every station she had been in. It wasn't as bad<br />

for Margaret as it had been for some because Margaret had been warned.<br />

Mrs. Bulkley had wanted to take over the school and hated Margaret because that was given<br />

to her—the irony being that Margaret didn't want it. The reason Margaret was asked to do it was that<br />

the authorities feared all the teachers would resign if Mrs. Bulkley became headmistress.<br />

One thing Mrs. Bulkley did was to accuse Margaret of taking the money appropriated for<br />

repairs on her house and using them on Margaret's house while she, Mrs. Bulkley, was away on<br />

furlough. With that justification, she came to the Landons' compound, tore down Margaret's<br />

woodshed, and went off with the posts to build a sleeping porch on her house.<br />

One February, when Miss Christiansen was visiting the Landons and was terribly ill with the<br />

beginning of cancer, which ultimately killed her, Mrs. Bulkley came and made a terrible scene. Miss<br />

Christiansen begged the Landons not to let Mrs. Bulkley take her down to the hospital. She was a<br />

strong woman, but she deeply feared being in Mrs. Bulkley's hands. When Mrs. Bulkley made her<br />

terrible scene, she started it in front of Miss Christiansen. She made a whole series of accusations<br />

against Margaret. It was a horrible experience. Margaret had difficulty getting her out of the<br />

sleeping porch where Miss Christiansen lay, but she did. She refuted every charge that Mrs. Bulkley<br />

had brought against her, calmly and methodically. It took hours to get Mrs. Bulkley to leave.<br />

Margaret never raised her voice, but spoke very frankly. "That was not of me. That was of the<br />

Spirit." She told Mrs. Bulkley that the reason she turned one thing after another into something it<br />

was not was that she hated Margaret. At the end, Mrs. Bulkley finally apologized. "You destroyed<br />

her," Kenneth says. "You destroyed her. She never could face you again." "When she left,"<br />

Margaret said, "she was creeping out of the house, bent over, and she was afraid of me from then on.<br />

Because like all bullies, she was essentially a coward."<br />

6<br />

55:35 The real beginning of the story. Two days after Carol was born, Margaret was informed that<br />

she had been put in charge of the school in Trang.<br />

Two months after returning to Trang, she developed a terrible toothache. She had to take<br />

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Carol with her up to Bangkok in order to go to the dentist. After she returned to Trang, a couple of<br />

months later, a back tooth broke off, and she had to go up again. Then she developed some sort of<br />

infection in the uterus, and she had to go up to Bangkok for about five weeks. So that was a year<br />

when Margaret literally, physically could not do anything about the school, which contributed to the<br />

crisis that ensued.<br />

Margaret begins to tell us about the "other villain in the piece," Bertha Blount McFarland.<br />

Bertha Blount came out to the mission in 1908. She was assigned to Wattana Wittaya Academy. She<br />

was a very able person, but not an attractive person. Kenneth tells us she had a little mustache. At<br />

various times, she acted as headmistress of Wattana. She had a great love of power. In 1923, Miss<br />

Cole retired, and Miss Blount took over. By an odd coincidence, in the year of 1937-1938, when<br />

Kenneth was taking his doctorate in Chicago, the people living above the Landons' apartment were<br />

from India, named Wilson. Delightful people. Mrs. Wilson had somewhere had contact with Miss<br />

Cole, and she told Margaret a story she never would have gotten otherwise. She said that Miss Cole<br />

told her that Bertha Blount McFarland "knew how to thrust her hand into the heart and tear the<br />

heartstrings out." She had connived to get Miss Cole to leave Wattana so that she could have the job.<br />

And she hardly had the job before Dr. McFarland's wife died, a very lovely woman who had been<br />

married to Dr. McFarland twenty-seven years.<br />

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Session #45 continued November 5, 1982 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XA270) Margaret continues the story of Kru Pakai's letters. Miss Christiansen had the<br />

maternity home where Peggy, Bill, and Carol were all born. She nursed the first Mrs. McFarland in<br />

her final illness. Dr. McFarland was born in 1866 and died in 1942. He was the son of an early<br />

missionary in Siam, though he himself was never a missionary. He was trained as a doctor and<br />

dentist and was instrumental in organizing the first modern hospital that Siam had. He was the first<br />

dentist ever. He wrote textbooks and that sort of thing. His brother Edwin invented the Thai<br />

typewriter, at the end of the nineteenth century. Edwin died and left the typewriter to his brother,<br />

who organized The McFarland Typewriter Company, which was ultimately very successful<br />

financially. Kenneth bought typewriters from them. The McFarlands owned a lovely home that they<br />

bought, which was already named Holy Rood when they bought it, and it had two or three acres, a<br />

beautiful garden. Mrs. McFarland was dying of tuberculosis in 1923. Miss Christiansen told<br />

Margaret, and Margaretta Wells later confirmed, that Bertha Blount came to the McFarland house<br />

while Mrs. McFarland was dying and courted Dr. McFarland. It was a ghoulish thing to do.<br />

Margaretta recently told Margaret that the first Mrs. McFarland knew what Bertha Blount was doing,<br />

a tragic thing, to be lying there, knowing you were dying, and to know that this woman was taking<br />

over your husband.<br />

Bertha Blount married Dr. McFarland in 1925. In the meantime, he had proposed to one of<br />

the younger missionaries because he still would have liked to have children. Her name was Alice<br />

Schaefer (SP?), and she turned him down. Wisely, Margaret thinks. Miss Blount was in her forties,<br />

and she never had children with the doctor. "She was very able, though." She was a close friend of<br />

Faye Kilpatrick. After she married the doctor, she became a so-called "affiliated missionary." She<br />

wasn't a missionary, but she was counted a member of the group. She became very close to Paul<br />

Eakin, and they made a powerful combination. "You never wanted to get crosswise of them."<br />

Margaret found out later that one of Bertha's wards, Pakai, had been appointed head teacher<br />

of the Anokul Safri School two days before Margaret was appointed headmistress. Margaret was not<br />

consulted in any way. Kru Pakai came down to Trang shortly after Carol was born and took over the<br />

running of the school. During that first year, of course, Margaret was at the school very little because<br />

of her new baby and her health problems. It wasn't until the fall of 1934 that she could be in any way<br />

connected with the school.<br />

Kenneth says that Pakai was a very thin woman, and they called her "Bat Bong (SP?)," that is,<br />

"the thin model." She was "very glandular, very active, very aggressive." She had been at Nakhon<br />

when the Landons were there, so Margaret already knew her, and her heart fell when she learned that<br />

Wattana was sending her down to Trang. Miss Kilpatrick was doing what the new Mrs. McFarland<br />

wanted her to do, placing her ward at the school.<br />

In November, 1934, Margaret wrote her mother of her deep concern about a situation<br />

developing at the school, which was rapidly coming to a head. There were nine teachers at the<br />

school, most of them fine young women. However, the head teacher was causing Margaret a great<br />

deal of trouble. She was a person who had made trouble wherever she had been. She was a<br />

Christian, from a Christian family, but there seemed to be no Christian character. Almost no one was<br />

aware of the trouble, and Margaret did not want them to be.<br />

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Pakai was Margaret's age. She had attended Wattana. She was the daughter of a high<br />

government official in Bangkok who was now retired. She acted as head teacher of a school in<br />

Bangkok until she was discharged for misconduct. She had become the lesser wife of some man or<br />

other and had one child by him before he tired of her. When she knew he was through with her, she<br />

took a knife, went to his office, and tried to kill him. At this point, Bertha Blount McFarland got hold<br />

of her, taking her into her home and working very hard with her. When Mrs. McFarland felt that<br />

Pakai was ready, she sent her out to take a position at Lampang in the north, and later at Nakhon,<br />

where Margaret saw her. At Nakhon, she had trouble with the Siamese couple who were heading the<br />

school and left. She then had a year's further study in Bangkok and was sent down to Trang as head<br />

teacher against the judgment of many people.<br />

Mrs. McFarland "is a strong-minded woman and she sometimes rides right over other<br />

people." She had managed the appointment through a close friend, that is, Miss Kilpatrick.<br />

Margaret found it very unpleasant working with Kru Pakai. There seemed to be a stone wall<br />

in Pakai's heart. And now a situation had developed "so terrible that I have felt ill for days. And<br />

Kenneth was literally sick in bed on Saturday from the nervous shock, I feel sure." About the 11th or<br />

12th of December, people began to give Margaret information that they had not given before because<br />

of fear.<br />

2<br />

10:42 What had happened was that Margaret went over to Nakhon Si Thammarat for a few days,<br />

and while she was there, a woman from Trang came to see her. The woman would not have come to<br />

Margaret's home in Trang because she would have been afraid to. She was the stepmother of two of<br />

the girls in the school. Her husband was the son of the first Christian in Trang, and he was a<br />

carpenter. She came to Margaret and gave her in detail an account of Pakai's life. Margaret believes<br />

the woman travelled all the way from Trang for the specific purpose of telling Margaret what was<br />

going on, out of a sense of urgency, fearing to do it in Trang, seeing her opportunity in Margaret's trip<br />

away from Trang. What she told Margaret was that Kru Pakai had one lover who was constant, and<br />

numerous others who came and went. How many others there were, Margaret does not know.<br />

Kenneth says that she was even entertaining her lovers in the church, which was close to the school.<br />

It was easy for her to slide over to the church to do this. It was a terribly shocking situation. The<br />

woman gave her chapter and verse. And other people gave her information too, confirming what the<br />

woman had told her. But the information that one woman supplied was Margaret's primary source to<br />

begin with. Kenneth explains that one reason the thing came out was that her main lover was over in<br />

Nakhon, and the two of them wrote letters to each other. But Margaret says that's getting ahead of<br />

the story.<br />

On Thursday, December 13, Margaret telegraphed Bertha McFarland in Bangkok, writing a<br />

brief message in code because of her knowledge that anything in the telegram would be read. Mrs.<br />

McFarland telegraphed back promptly telling Margaret to send Pakai to Bangkok on the next<br />

morning's train. That was at 7:30 on Thursday evening. She merely said "urgent business."<br />

Margaret wondered if Pakai would go, but Pakai did decide to go, jumping to the conclusion that her<br />

father was ill. And the next morning she left.<br />

Margaret goes over this again. By the 13th, she felt she had sufficient evidence to act, and<br />

that she must act quickly and, hopefully, quietly. Thai law had a clause in it according to which, if<br />

the head teacher of any school were caught in immorality of any kind, the authorities could close the<br />

school.<br />

The woman who came to Nakhon to see Margaret feared Pakai personally, knowing that she<br />

was violent, and also feared Pakai's main lover, who was also violent. She was a timid woman. She<br />

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spent about two hours with Margaret, "and it just left me absolutely sick at heart." How the woman<br />

got the information, and where, Margaret did not ask her. She believed her without question. Pakai<br />

was "totally immoral."<br />

Margaret's problem was to move in such a way that the school and the community didn't find<br />

out about it. In a small community, things are known to some degree no matter what. But the hope<br />

was to minimize the damage.<br />

What Margaret said in her telegram to Mrs. McFarland, basically, was, "Summon your ward<br />

to Bangkok immediately or I will dismiss her publicly for cause." Margaret still has a copy of her<br />

telegram, in code, which she can no longer read. Margaret also has the telegram that Mrs. McFarland<br />

immediately sent back. It read, "Send ward here Friday express. Urgent business. Leave son Si<br />

Thammarat." There, Margaret says, Mrs. McFarland acted very properly, and what she said could do<br />

no harm.<br />

Pakai went quietly. There was no fuss about it at the school. Margaret took the teacher who<br />

was Pakai's close friend but an able and fine person, and put her in charge of the school temporarily.<br />

Pakai said she thought she could be back within the week. They only had trains twice a week, and<br />

off she went on the express.<br />

3<br />

18:12 Margaret and Kenneth went home. "I felt throughout it, I always felt, that we had God's<br />

guidance very definitely." Margaret wanted Pakai to reach Bangkok and talk with Mrs. McFarland<br />

before she made her next move. At this point, Mrs. McFarland did not know what Margaret's reason<br />

for acting was. But she had believed what Margaret said, and Margaret says that she would indeed<br />

have discharged Pakai publicly and told her to get out of town. Then she would have been finished<br />

forever. And she would have made a terrible row, because she was a violent women.<br />

Then, Kenneth and Margaret went down to the school, and Margaret summoned Kru Wat,<br />

who was Pakai's special friend, and a very able person, and said that Pakai would not be coming<br />

back. They were there to collect all her possessions to ship up to her on the next express. Naturally,<br />

Kru Wat was terribly upset. But she got Pakai's suitcases and began to pack her clothes and papers<br />

and so on. Pakai had been living in the residence that adjoined the school, and she had a large<br />

wardrobe that had doors at the top and at the bottom. In the center, there were two drawers that were<br />

locked. Margaret said to Kru Wat, "Send for the coolie." Which she did. When the coolie came,<br />

Margaret directed him to open the locked drawers. He said it would break the drawers. Margaret<br />

said, "Open them." So he got tools and ripped them open.<br />

The drawers were packed with letters, just packed solidly with letters. Kenneth and Margaret<br />

were expressionless. They directed Kru Wat to put the letters into one of the suitcases and said<br />

nothing more. They took everything Kru Pakai had, everything she owned, and took it all up to their<br />

house. Margaret remembers her sense of utter exhaustion. So Kenneth, "who has more stamina than<br />

I, took the letters and went out—and I can see him still, sitting on the back porch—we had a table<br />

there where we ate breakfast; we usually ate dinner in the dining room; but we ate breakfast there—<br />

and this tremendous pile of letters. And he began to read them."<br />

Margaret reiterates that she had the right [and evidently the obligation] "under the thinking<br />

of the mission" to read them. It applied to teachers as well as students, because so many of the<br />

teachers were young women. Margaret remembers once that they had a long battle with a lieuten ant<br />

governor who was determined to get away with one of their girls. It was all on the politest level;<br />

nothing unpleasant was ever said; but it was a struggle. Kenneth says that men would send letters<br />

filled with poetic language on the theory that foreigners wouldn't understand them. They'd talk about<br />

the flowers and [Kenneth breaks into a stream of Thai]. But what it was was setting up dates,<br />

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saying, Come on out and meet me by the oak tree, or something like that. Often, a man with one or<br />

two wives would set up relations with women who were willing to be "secret wives," in effect,<br />

mistresses. Or take them on as lesser wives.<br />

Margaret remembers another kind of story, that of a lovely young girl of fifteen whose<br />

grandmother came for her. A marriage had been arranged for her. She loved school and didn't want<br />

to go, but her grandmother forced her to go, and the family forced her into the marriage. Margaret<br />

remembers how lovely the girl was. She committed suicide. She took oil of wintergreen.<br />

Margaret got a "great deal of face" when she was made headmistress, even though she didn't<br />

want to be, over Mrs. Bulkley. But she also won a reputation that stayed with her the rest of her time<br />

as headmistress of never losing a girl. She had the co-operation of her teachers. This incident with<br />

Kru Pakai was absolutely crucial in establishing that reputation on the one hand and not "losing face"<br />

on the other.<br />

So Margaret asked Kenneth to read the letters. The most amazing thing about them was that<br />

most of them were Pakai's letters to the men, and that they were specific. "Totally pornographic, in<br />

great detail." She had evidently made the men return them. Kenneth was nauseated by them.<br />

Kenneth and Margaret talked about what to do. They were sending her things to her. But<br />

there was one suitcase that had lost most of its latches, so they put the letters in there to send up. The<br />

Landons never talked to anyone in Trang about what had happened with Pakai. But Margaret said to<br />

Kenneth that Pakai was a favorite of Mrs. McFarland and would very likely succeed in persuading<br />

her that she was innocent. And if Mrs. McFarland or others challenged the Landons for what they<br />

had done, they couldn't summon the people who had come to Margaret with the information on Pakai<br />

because they would be too afraid. But the Landons had these letters as proof. So Margaret decided<br />

to take out a selection of the letters to keep as insurance. Later, when the time seemed right, they<br />

could return them. At Margaret's request, Kenneth made a selection of letters to keep, and they<br />

packed the rest into the rickety suitcase and tied it up with rope. They proceeded to send Pakai's<br />

possessions, including the suitcase letters, up to Bangkok.<br />

4<br />

28:22 Wattana reacted beautifully. They sent down almost immediately a very fine woman named<br />

Kru Briyuhn (SP?) to take over as head teacher. Everything was calm.<br />

Time passed. The crisis seemed to be over. 1935 came, with the end of the school year in<br />

sight in March. Margaret knew that, if what had happened ever became public, it would have<br />

finished the school. "The government would have closed it. Or the people would have come and<br />

taken their children out."<br />

Margaret wrote Elizabeth January 20, 1935, summarizing what had happened. Pakai seemed<br />

to have no interest in spiritual things. Her work was not good. And she refused to co-operate with<br />

Margaret. Of Bertha McFarland, Margaret wrote, "She used to be a missionary. She married a rather<br />

elderly man who owns a large typewriter store in Bangkok. Her name is Mrs. McFarland. She is a<br />

short, German type of woman, very determined. She has lots of money, or did have, and the leisure<br />

for much committee work. Altogether, combined with a good mind and a determination to rule, she<br />

is a formidable person. She is especially well liked by an influential group of Siamese." She was<br />

rather like some mothers who could see no wrong in their children, in her case, people like Pakai that<br />

she had taken under her wing.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth discovered that Pakai had stolen hundreds of dollars from the school.<br />

They found this out by auditing the school books.<br />

"It has been a hard and long-drawn-out experience, with a thousand complications. It isn't<br />

finished yet. But things are much better, and I think the school is saved. I had a wonderful sense of<br />

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God's presence throughout the time. I felt that if the school was for his glory, he would overrule. . . ."<br />

Margaret spent a great deal of time working with the school ledgers, trying to straighten out<br />

the tangled accounts. One ramification was that an elder of the church, who was also a hospital<br />

employee, was found to have taken money from the church. [The connection is not clear here.]<br />

Dr. Bulkley discharged him.<br />

After Pakai left, and this man was discharged, the various men in the case banded together to<br />

find out who had given the Landons the information. The report was that they had hired a thug to do<br />

damage to the witnesses who had come to the Landons. But they could not find out who the<br />

witnesses were, and nothing happened.<br />

5<br />

35:48 One day in late January, Dr. Bulkley came to the Landons' house to say that he had just had a<br />

telegram from Paul Eakin in Bangkok saying that he and the Rev. Plueng Sudakom (SP?), moderator<br />

of the Siamese church, would arrive in Trang the next day. Margaret was puzzled by their coming.<br />

No reason was given for it. They were to arrive the next afternoon, and Margaret was planning to<br />

meet them at the train. As it happened, however, a serious disciplinary case arose at the school which<br />

held her until very late, so that she was unable to meet the train. "It thus happened that I was there—I<br />

truly believe by God's special providence—when Dr. Bulkley's coolie arrived with a package and<br />

some letters. One of the letters was for Kru Wat, who had been Pakai's special friend in the school.<br />

[For more on the small miracle of intercepting this letter, see #63-1.] As was customary in<br />

Siamese schools, Margaret opened this letter to read it before being passing it on to Kru Wat. It was<br />

a terrible letter from Kru Pakai." There were many slips of paper purporting to be IOUs for small<br />

amounts of money over a considerable period of time. Pakai wanted Kru Wat to produce these<br />

spurious notes to show that she had not taken the money from the school at one time but over a<br />

period of time, and of course had always intended to pay it back. [She was to produce them for<br />

the two investigators coming down from Bangkok, one of whom, Paul Eakin, had carried<br />

down Pakai's letter for Kru Wat.] From the letter, Margaret learned "obliquely, as it were" that<br />

Pakai had convinced Mrs. McFarland and Mr. Eakin of her complete innocence, and that the reason<br />

for the two men's coming to Trang was to investigate the situation at the school. In other words,<br />

Margaret was to be placed in the position of defendant. She, Margaret, had discharged Pakai for no<br />

good reason and had ruined her good name. Pakai explained that there was a family in town, which<br />

she named, which had come to Margaret with all sorts of false accusations because they wanted to<br />

discharge her in favor of their daughter, who would then take over as head teacher. Margaret had<br />

foolishly believed their accusations and was "either a knave or a fool or both." Mrs. McFarland was<br />

insisting that Pakai be vindicated at once and be returned to her position at the school.<br />

Margaret found the letter a greater shock than the original trouble. She was astounded that<br />

her fellow missionaries had believed a person with such a personal history, instead of herself. "By<br />

the time I had finished reading the letter, I was cold all over." Margaret hurried home to tell Kenneth,<br />

who could hardly believe it either. But he had felt something was not right because when he met Mr.<br />

Eakin at the train, Eakin, who had been expecting Dr. Bulkley, "had turned white, and his chin had<br />

begun to tremble."<br />

The Landons went to the Bulkleys for dinner with the two gentlemen from Bangkok. Eakin<br />

was circumspect, but Kru Plueng was "more bluff." It was he who later confirmed the fact that both<br />

the Siamese Christians and the missionaries in Bangkok had accepted Pakai's version of events.<br />

Pakai had been portraying Margaret as something of a monster to them, so much so that it would<br />

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this, saying that "no one of whom he knew would come to Trang next year."<br />

The Landons said nothing, so the two men had to raise the issue. Margaret remembers clearly<br />

the moment when Paul Eakin asked whether they had any evidence to back up their claims. And she<br />

looked across at Kenneth, "Would you say that we had anything in the way of evidence?" And<br />

Kenneth, with a very straight face said, "Well, some." Later they learned that Kru Plueng, who had<br />

obviously picked up the ominous implication in the Landons' remarks to each other, said to Paul<br />

Eakin, after the Landons had left, "Let's take the train back. We were wrong to come." But Eakin<br />

intended to continue. He told the Landons that he and Kru Plueng would be going about Trang<br />

interviewing people about the incident, which would have destroyed the school's reputation in the<br />

town. "Paul Eakin was a fool," Kenneth says. "He was rather lofty about it," Margaret said, but<br />

agreed to look at what the Landons had before going around interviewing people.<br />

The time was set. 10:00 the next morning. The next morning, Margaret decided that she and<br />

Kenneth needed to write out a contract in which the two men would agree that they would not under<br />

any circumstances reveal any of the information supplied to them by the Landons about Kru Pakai<br />

without written consent. When the two men came, the Landons had a round table set in the middle of<br />

the porch, with two chairs on either side, and nothing on the table but this contract. Eakin was<br />

absolutely furious. But the Landons explained they everything they had done was to save the school.<br />

The kind of scandal that Pakai was involved in would have destroyed the school if it had become<br />

openly known in the town, because the mission schools had a reputation for integrity. Lose that, and<br />

they lost everything. The Landons said they had refrained from discussing the scandal with anyone,<br />

not with the Bulkleys, not with Thai Christians, and they certainly didn't want these two men going<br />

back to Bangkok and talking about it. It would be in Trang by the next day. They refused to show<br />

the men the letters unless they signed the contract. And they said that, in that case, the two men were<br />

free to carry out their investigation throughout Trang. "And then we would have destroyed them, you<br />

see, later. I mean to say, they would have made such fools of themselves." Very reluctantly, the two<br />

men signed.<br />

6<br />

45:06 Margaret had the letters in a file folder. As soon as the men had signed, Kenneth took the<br />

two signed sheets, and Margaret came to the table, carefully tipped out the file folder's contents, and<br />

said, "There it is, gentlemen." Kenneth says that it was a big pile of letters. It covered the tabletop.<br />

The Landons went off and left the men there. They began to read, and in a few minutes, Margaret<br />

heard one of them groan. "Ooohhh. Oooohhhh!" So she thought, "Well, he hit a good spot." The<br />

Landons left them alone. Served them lunch. Didn't say a word about it during lunch. Made no<br />

accusation, ever. The two men read on until 4:00 in the afternoon. "And they crept out of there."<br />

So they went. They talked to nobody in town. They took the next train out of town. "And I<br />

want to tell you, I had such face as you'd never expect to get." The two men had been indiscreet<br />

enough to let out to people in Trang that they had come to investigate the Landons concerning the<br />

Pakai affair. So people knew that Margaret was on trial. Kenneth says that the Siamese gentleman<br />

apologized. "Oh, he was really upset, and ashamed of himself." Margaret had forgotten that. "He<br />

just practically wanted to kiss your feet. He really did." He knew he had been taken in, and also the<br />

people in Bangkok.<br />

Margaret recalls that at the beginning, Paul Eakin told them that Mrs. McFarland had said to<br />

him, "If I've been made a fool of all these years, I want to know." That is, by Pakai. So when they<br />

finished reading at 4:00, Margaret said to Paul, "Has Mrs. McFarland been made a fool of all these<br />

years?" He just shook his head, "She surely has. She surely has."<br />

Margaret wrote in a letter that, when Pakai knew that her case was hopeless, she left Mrs.<br />

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McFarland's house vowing to travel south and avenge herself on Mrs. Landon. She wrote that she<br />

would sue Margaret on some charge or other. Kenneth reminds us that Pakai's boyfriend in Nakhon<br />

was something of a thug, and the chief of police in Trang warned Margaret not to sit near the light in<br />

the evening. He warned both Landons to be very careful. Somehow he had learned what had been<br />

going on, perhaps from public threats made by the boyfriend in Nakhon. The police over there may<br />

have informed the police in Trang.<br />

Then the Landons heard that Pakai had gone to Nakhon and was living quietly there.<br />

Paul Eakin wrote a letter that disturbed Margaret. It said that he and Mrs. McFarland had<br />

talked to Pakai in Bangkok after his return from Trang, presumably confronting her with the facts,<br />

though the Landons don't know for sure, and that "she was like a mad thing." She admitted nothing.<br />

Then one night, in the middle of the night, a strange and delightful thing happened. Kenneth<br />

was awakened by loud singing on the road. That was not unusual. In the old days people did it to<br />

show that they were honest persons returning home late, and not robbers. Now they did it to keep<br />

themselves company, or simply because they liked to sing. The singer was on a bicycle, riding very<br />

slowly, and he sang along in Thai, loud and clear, "The person in whom you are interested has come<br />

to Nakhon and is arranging to enter suit against you in the courts. This news has come to Nai Hong."<br />

The man was obviously a friend.<br />

Several other people informed Margaret that Pakai was trying to bring suit against her, but the<br />

lawyers would not do it. There never was a suit. Something was known in Trang, but not the whole<br />

story. The Landons heard that the lover from Nakhon did come to Trang at one point, but nothing<br />

happened. Perhaps the police intercepted him. The chief of police had two girls in the school and<br />

was very friendly to the Landons.<br />

Without the letters, Pakai would have won.<br />

Under the Thai way of thinking, Margaret was not wrong to read them. The irony was that<br />

Pakai had taken the precaution of having her lovers return them. And so there they were, waiting to<br />

be found.<br />

Without the letters, the Landons would have been unable to make their case. No witnesses<br />

were going to speak. Pakai would have been vindicated. And the Landons would have had to leave<br />

the station. "And Paul Eakin would have been delighted to be able to do it because he just loathed<br />

me," says Kenneth.<br />

Margaret and Kenneth talk about the respect he had won from the Lord Lieutenant over all<br />

three southern provinces as well as the high priest.<br />

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HOUR 63<br />

Session #45 continued November 5, 1982 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XA680) Margaret completes the story of Kru Pakai. Kenneth had a rapport with the Thai<br />

people. "He understood them, and they knew that." He travelled all over the peninsula; preached in<br />

Thai; wrote regular pastoral letters; founded six Chinese churches. And he had big plans for their<br />

third term, which was to begin in 1938, after the second furlough. By the end of that third term, he<br />

expected to have twenty Chinese churches going, and ultimately he expected to get a hundred of them<br />

going all up and down the peninsula. He saw what the mission had missed, that the Thai were<br />

absorbing the Chinese. Whereas it was very difficult to reach the Thai Buddhists—maybe one here,<br />

one there; the Thai churches were all small—you could reach the Chinese more easily because they<br />

had broken with their tradition by coming to another country. They were open, and accepted<br />

Christianity readily. Margaret has pictures of four or five of Kenneth's Chinese churches. So, she<br />

says, he really had something going. And Pakai could have wrecked it all. The threat wasn't just to<br />

Margaret and the school, but also to Kenneth's evangelistic work.<br />

Margaret worked almost full time from then on running the girls' school. Kru Briyuhn had<br />

said she wouldn't stay beyond the final two months of the school year, which ended in March. She<br />

was from Wattana. Margaret says that "all the teachers who had said they were going to leave<br />

stayed," and Kru Briyuhn helped in that. (This had not been said before in our taping.) Kru Wat,<br />

who believed in her friend Kru Pakai, had been talking to the teachers, and they had all decided that<br />

they would leave unless Pakai were reinstated. They had expected the Landons to be straightened out<br />

by the two men from Bangkok and were stunned when instead the men crept out of town without<br />

doing anything. So here was another, major aspect of the crisis. Margaret comments that, yes, it was<br />

a complex situation.<br />

Still another, though not major aspect of the crisis was that Japanese propaganda was making<br />

inroads at the time, with the theme "Asia for Asians." There was beginning to be feeling against<br />

foreigners.<br />

Kru Briyuhn did agree to stay one more year. And then she married a governor she met<br />

whose daughter went to the school. He was not a Christian. That kind of rank was very tempting to<br />

the Thai. To be the wife of a governor was to be a very important person.<br />

2<br />

5:16 When Briyuhn was preparing to go, in 1935, Margaret decided on her own to elevate one of<br />

her teachers to the position of head teacher. She was a neighbor of Margaret and Kenneth, Kru Kim<br />

Juang.<br />

Margaret tells how, during their first furlough, Dr. Bulkley had arranged with Kim Juang's<br />

husband to rent the whole lower half of the Landon compound and plant it. The kwak (SP?) grass<br />

had moved in. He was harvesting the coconuts from the trees. The grass had two names, lalang grass<br />

or kwak grass, which grew very high and was very tough. You couldn't cut it with anything but a<br />

scythe. It was always full of snakes. The Landons put an end to this arrangement.<br />

Kru Kim Juang did not have as much education as someone like Briyuhn, who had gone<br />

through the eighth mattiyon (SP?), equivalent to twelfth grade. Kim Juang had gone through fourth<br />

mattiyon. But she had grown up there, and she was a person of great tact. She had taught in the<br />

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temple school.<br />

She met a priest that she knew one day, and she salaamed him. The priest said, "Ah, teacher,<br />

you honor the cloth." "Oh, sir, no," she replied. "I honor the person." It was an example of her tact.<br />

She had a gift for it.<br />

Margaret realized that she would make an ideal head teacher. She had about eight children,<br />

but her husband never seemed to work much, so she was the support of the family. The mission<br />

wanted to send down a man from Bangkok who would have been totally wrong for that community,<br />

which would not have accepted a man as head of a girls' school. He would not have understood the<br />

local customs. Kru Kim Juang could speak in Bangkok Thai, but just as easily she could slip into the<br />

local dialect, and did. People liked and trusted her. She always knew the right thing to say.<br />

She and Margaret walked together, probably for hundreds of miles, visiting the parents of<br />

their students. They knew they needed the confidence of the community. If a student were missing<br />

from school more than two days, the two of them would walk to the home and visit with the family.<br />

They gradually paid visits to home after home after home, and they would sit there and talk. And it<br />

worked to build the school. For people trusted Kru Kim Juang, and if she sponsored Margaret, then<br />

they trusted her.<br />

Margaret left her in charge when the Landons came home on furlough in 1937. And as it<br />

worked out, the mission left her in charge. She won their confidence by the quality of her work, and<br />

she did a very good job with that school. She even talked the Japanese military out of taking the<br />

school. She went down to the gate and very graciously spoke to them when they came, and so the<br />

school was saved.<br />

She has since died. The compound on which the Landons lived is still there, but there is a<br />

school on it. In fact, the mission sold the land where the girls' school was, and built a coeducational<br />

school on what had been the Landon compound—a measure of how much has changed in the<br />

country. It continues to be a Christian school.<br />

Kenneth says that, while the Landons intended to return when they left in 1937, they were<br />

also aware of the possibility that they might not come back—because of the crisis in the mission that<br />

the Landons had precipitated. There were a lot of things that they left in Siam in their expectation of<br />

returning, like the correspondence with Paul Eakin. And Kenneth's theological library. And quite a<br />

bit of furniture.<br />

We return again to the letter that Margaret intercepted the night the two men arrived from<br />

Bangkok. The perfect timing of it. The providence of Margaret's staying at the school late. And<br />

now Margaret tells us that the really incredible thing was that Pakai sent the letter down by hand, to<br />

avoid sending it through the post office. If she had sent it through the post office, Margaret would<br />

have gotten it and read it. Which, of course, Pakai knew. She had sent it down by Paul Eakin<br />

personally, who had given it to the Bulkleys' coolie to carry over to the school for Kru Wat.<br />

Margaret's being there at the school that night was miraculous. If Kru Wat had received the letter,<br />

both Landons are sure that she would have done exactly what Pakai asked of her. And they would<br />

have gone to the dinner with the gentlemen from Bangkok completely unaware that they were under<br />

attack.<br />

Session #46 June 19, 1982 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

This is the session in which we actually resumed taping after the four-year break. For<br />

reasons I cannot explain in 1995, we began again with Kenneth's finding a new job at Earlham<br />

<strong>College</strong> in 1939, then dipped back into a bit of 1938 history. Thus, a very important period of<br />

Margaret and Kenneth's lives has for the most part been omitted from the record.<br />

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While on furlough from the mission field in 1931 and 1932, Kenneth spent a year taking<br />

his M.A. at the University of Chicago. While on his second furlough in 1937 and 1938, Kenneth<br />

spent a furious year at Chicago working for his Ph.D. in comparative religion. This was a<br />

special program that had been set up by the president of the University, a man named<br />

Hutchins. I believe Kenneth was the first person to do it. He took and passed all the course<br />

work, took and passed his<br />

comprehensives, and wrote his dissertation in that one incredible year. The dissertation was<br />

his first published book, Siam in Transition.<br />

During this same time, Margaret took courses in writing at the Medill School of<br />

Journalism at Northwestern University. She will tell of this several sessions down the line. It<br />

was the beginning of her career as a professional writer.<br />

In that year of 1937-1938, the family lived in an apartment at the University.<br />

Kenneth has already told the story of the meeting of missionaries to Siam in New York,<br />

and of how at the climax, the Landons resigned from the mission. This was a huge decision,<br />

not only because of all they had invested in their work as missionaries in Siam, and in their life<br />

and their home there, but also because 1938 was in the heart of the Great Depression.<br />

Kenneth had a wife and three children and no way of supporting them at a time when jobs<br />

were very hard to find.<br />

At some point in this period—I don't know the exact time—Kenneth did the logical<br />

thing and began looking for a church to pastor. He had his degree from Princeton<br />

Theological Seminary, and now a Ph.D. from Chicago. He was the Reverend Kenneth<br />

Landon. Having left the mission field, it followed that he would now pastor a church in the U.S.<br />

Unfortunately, after months of seeking a pastorate, he was told by the Presbyterian authorities<br />

that, because of his ten years out of the country, he must begin with a small rural church and<br />

move up. Kenneth knew that it would be impossible to support his family if he did that, and so<br />

he began to cast about for another way of making a living.<br />

In that year of unemployment, 1938 and 1939, the Landons lived with Margaret's<br />

mother, Adelle Mortenson, in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois. They sold off most of their life insurance<br />

policy. They also sold some precious belongings, like Kenneth's flute.<br />

One job possibility Kenneth explored concerned Prince Damrong's library. He went<br />

out on the road to find a university that would take the library, a story that he tells here. The<br />

idea was that Kenneth would go on the university's payroll as curator. But as it turned out, no<br />

one wanted the library.<br />

By the time in the summer of 1939 that Kenneth left home to find a teaching job at any<br />

college or university that would hire him—the story he is about to tell—he was truly<br />

desperate.<br />

3<br />

17:26 This date was the anniversary of Margaret's parents' wedding. This afternoon in Bellevue,<br />

Washington, Bradley Landon, a grandson, and Carolyn, were married at 3:00 p.m.<br />

Kenneth tells us how he found his job at Earlham <strong>College</strong> in Richmond, Indiana, in 1939.<br />

"The way I got to Earlham was I was broke, and I was hunting for a job." He had already tried for a<br />

year to introduce Southeast Asian studies to a number of universities. He was sponsored in this by<br />

the American Council of Learned Societies. But the effort had been "abortive." "Then I said to<br />

Margaret, 'I am going out and get a job.'" He had a list of all the colleges and universities in the<br />

states of Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and western Pennsylvania, and he simply started out in his car to visit<br />

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them cold, right off the road. [I recall his saying that he told Margaret he was going out to get a<br />

job and would not return until he found one.] At every college or university, he asked to see the<br />

president, figuring it was best to start at the top and work down. At most of these institutions, he was<br />

informed that he was going about things the wrong way and would never find a teaching position in<br />

this way. He should go back home and write letters of application and send his curriculum vitae and<br />

then wait for someone to show interest in him. In each instance, Kenneth said, "Nuts. I need a job. I<br />

need it now. This is the American way to go about it. And if you aren't interested, good-by." This<br />

happened at Wooster, and at Oberlin, and at a number of colleges where the presidents tried to<br />

straighten him out. "They didn't succeed."<br />

Then one evening, he arrived in Richmond, Indiana. As he drove into town, he saw the sign<br />

for Earlham <strong>College</strong>. So he thought, Aha, I'll call the president tomorrow morning. So he found a<br />

place to stay, a private house that accepted boarders, and the next morning, at about nine o'clock, he<br />

drove into a gas station, filled up with gas, and called the college. He had four nickels. He dropped<br />

in his first nickel, telephoned, and asked to speak to the president. It was a man named William<br />

Cullen Dennis. Kenneth was immediately referred to Dennis, who said, "Good morning, who's<br />

calling?" And in his best manner, Kenneth informed him of who he was, that he was "Professor<br />

Kenneth Landon," and that he was looking for a teaching position. The president asked Kenneth<br />

what subject he would like to teach. "Well, I was ready to teach anything," Kenneth tells us. He had<br />

been applying to teach in religion, and applying to work as a chaplain, and this, that, and the other<br />

thing. But this morning, from out of the blue, Kenneth answered, "Philosophy." There was quiet for<br />

a moment, and then Dennis said, "Did you say you were applying for the position in philosophy?"<br />

Kenneth said, "Yes." Dennis said that this was "rather unusual." That position had only fallen vacant<br />

the night before at about ten p.m. "How did you hear about it?" "Well," Kenneth replied, "Mr.<br />

President, these things get around. That is the position that I would like to apply for."<br />

The president was immediately intrigued and asked Kenneth to tell him more about who he<br />

was and how he came to apply for this position. Kenneth told of his missionary background, and of<br />

having his Ph.D. from the University of Chicago in philosophy and religion, and that he spoke Thai,<br />

Chinese, and Malay, and was familiar with Oriental philosophy as well as Western philosophy. Then<br />

President Dennis was intrigued. He asked Kenneth if he spoke Mandarin, and Kenneth assured him<br />

that he did. He wasn't as fluent in that as he was in Taichu, or in Hokien, but he said that he had been<br />

promoting Chinese primary schools, and that naturally he had to speak the Chinese language to do so.<br />

In dealing with the various dialect groups, he had to speak the common language, which was<br />

Mandarin. They called it "schoolboy Chinese," the equivalent of the kind of French taught by<br />

teachers in Indiana who had never been to France.<br />

Kenneth had dropped his second nickel into the telephone, and now he dropped in his third, to<br />

keep talking. When he reached his fourth and final nickel, he said that he had run out of nickels.<br />

Could he come to see Dennis personally? Oh yes, yes, yes, come right around! So Kenneth drove<br />

over and entered the man's office.<br />

Dennis asked Kenneth if he could handle the teaching of metaphysics. "Well, yes, of course I<br />

could." Could he handle the teaching of ethics? "Indeed I could," Kenneth answered, and began to<br />

hold forth on ethics. How about logic? Kenneth began to hold forth on logic. And he said that he<br />

could teach Chinese philosophy, and other Oriental philosophies, if there was interest.<br />

The president said that the college had a problem. They had a young psychology professor<br />

who needed supervision. Could Kenneth teach advanced psychology? abnormal psychology, if need<br />

be? and supervise this young fellow's work? Kenneth replied that yes, naturally, he could.<br />

Dennis was bemused at Kenneth's confidence that he could do all these things. "He looked at<br />

me owlishly," and asked if the head of Kenneth's department at Chicago University would agree that<br />

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Kenneth could do all these things. Kenneth suggested that Dennis call him up and ask him. Which<br />

the man promptly did, calling A. Eustace Haydon, Kenneth's mentor at the university. In no time at<br />

all, Dennis had Haydon on the telephone and sat there looking at Kenneth while talking to Professor<br />

Haydon. Dennis began asking questions about what Kenneth could do. Could he teach this? Could<br />

he handle that? Kenneth did not hear the answers, of course. Dennis came to the subject of<br />

psychology and asked if Kenneth could teach that, and then listened. And then, finally, he thanked<br />

Professor Haydon and hung up, and said, "Well, he says you FDQ." Kenneth thought, concerning A.<br />

Eustace Haydon, that that was probably "the greatest favorable lie that he'd ever told in his life."<br />

Margaret interjects that Dr. Haydon was greatly impressed with Kenneth, so much so that<br />

ultimately he hoped Kenneth would be his successor at Chicago. Kenneth tells us that he had given<br />

Haydon a terrifically hard time in his class. Haydon told Kenneth several years later, in 1947, that he<br />

would prepare his lectures for class and then sit and look at his notes and think to himself, "Now what<br />

will that son of a bitch, Landon, do today?" Kenneth challenged every point he made with which he<br />

disagreed, and he disagreed with a great many. Kenneth would ask him to demonstrate his evidence<br />

and his footnotes and documentation, and thus support his position. Kenneth would challenge him all<br />

through his lecture while the rest of the class just sat there. This went on throughout the year.<br />

Kenneth thought Haydon hated him. But when it came to taking his comprehensives, which was a<br />

five-day comprehensive, for which Kenneth had to typewrite at least five or six hours a day, Haydon<br />

gave him one of the highest marks he could give, to Kenneth's surprise. Haydon told Kenneth, "I<br />

never had such an exciting year in my teaching career. I would think every day, What is that son of a<br />

bitch, Landon, going to do today?" He would look all through his notes trying to figure out what<br />

Landon was going to challenge so that he could be prepared.<br />

In any case, Haydon gave him a very favorable recommendation. President Dennis said he<br />

would consider it, but before making a decision, he had to meet Kenneth's wife. Kenneth was<br />

delighted. "I knew that he was JRQH if he ever met Margaret because she was so impressive herself.<br />

And so it turned out." And that is how Kenneth became the head of the philosophy department and<br />

the supervisor of psychology at Earlham <strong>College</strong>..<br />

Kenneth says the reason Dennis was interested in Kenneth was that he was an attorney and<br />

had been legal advisor to Chiang Kai Shek of China. He was very much impressed with Kenneth's<br />

knowledge of Chinese philosophy and language.<br />

Kenneth hadn't been at Earlham very long before he asked if he might offer a course in<br />

Chinese philosophy. Dennis said he had no objection, but questioned whether Kenneth should<br />

introduce a new course so soon. "Little did he know I had never taught DQ\ of the courses that I was<br />

teaching. Everything was new to me." Dennis added that he didn't think Kenneth would have many<br />

students. Well, Kenneth put on the course, and when it was offered, he had fifty applicants, and there<br />

were only about 350 students in the school. Kenneth took about thirty.<br />

It was the era of "Confucius Say." In the newspapers, there would be playful sayings that<br />

supposedly came from Confucius, the great Chinese philosopher. Each day Kenneth would put up on<br />

the blackboard a genuine "Confucius say" written in the Chinese language, with the English<br />

equivalent. People began trooping in there after class to see it. Faculty would come in and copy<br />

down these sayings. "I made quite a splash on campus."<br />

Dennis told Kenneth later, "You know, you had three balls and two strikes on you before you<br />

ever opened your mouth." Dennis had always said that he would QHYHU have a professor of<br />

philosophy from Chicago. Never! He always had his philosophers come from Harvard. Secondly,<br />

he would QHYHU have an ordinary minister, a man of theology, in the philosophy department because<br />

such a man would be prejudiced, working with blinders on. Thirdly, Kenneth wasn't a Quaker. He<br />

was a Presbyterian! And the philosophy department was the heart and soul of the college and its<br />

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ideology and theology and thinking. "So you had everything against you," Dennis said, "but I took<br />

you anyway." The two of them became great friends. Kenneth admired him, and he was very<br />

friendly to Kenneth.<br />

4<br />

32:17 The Landons went there in the fall of 1939, and lived and worked there for the next two<br />

years. [During this period, Margaret was working on what was to become Anna and the King of Siam. The<br />

work had begun in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, before Kenneth found his job at Earlham, and continued steadily throughout their<br />

years there. She tells the story near the end of our taping, many sessions down the road.]<br />

Then in the summer of 1941, they went on their first vacation. They went to Gull Lake,<br />

Michigan, where Kenneth had attended Bible conferences as a boy. And there, the Landons' lives<br />

changed dramatically once again.<br />

In the months before this, there had been a number of inquiries from the government which<br />

the Landons recorded at the time but which Kenneth has completely forgotten. Kip has recently<br />

come across them in the Landons' files at 4711. There was a form from the War Department which<br />

Kenneth threw away without filling it out. Then a letter from a colonel in military intelligence<br />

offering him a clerkship, which Kenneth briefly considered but decided against. He saw no future in<br />

it. Then there was a telegram from Mortimer Graves, secretary of the Council of Learned Societies,<br />

asking for information about Kenneth.<br />

It was Graves who had sponsored Kenneth on his tour of the universities to try to introduce<br />

them to Southeast Asian Studies. This was in 1938, after Kenneth took his doctorate from Chicago.<br />

Kenneth toured the universities of Philadelphia, Columbia, Princeton, Yale, Harvard, and Chicago,<br />

two of them among his alma mater. But he was unable to interest them at all in Southeast Asian<br />

studies even though he had the magnificent library collection on Southeast Asia of His Royal<br />

Highness Prince Damrong, who had founded the National Library in Bangkok for the Thai<br />

government and who had taken a copy of everything he bought—he would have a second one for<br />

himself. Even before doing that, he had established the basis of his library by liberating the library<br />

collection of a very famous scholar named Dr. Oskar Frankfurter in World War I. He had the nucleus<br />

of what was probably the finest collection on Southeast Asia in the world at that time. "And I<br />

couldn't give it away!" Kenneth carried with him a listing of all the books in that collection. Prince<br />

Damrong at that time was in exile in Pinang as a result of the coup d'état of 1932. Kenneth saw him<br />

now and then during his second tour. And before departing Siam on furlough in 1937, Kenneth asked<br />

the Prince if he would allow Kenneth to locate his library in some American university, and the<br />

Prince said yes, and gave him a complete list of his library collection to show the universities. The<br />

Landons still have this list among their papers.<br />

Margaret says that we must stop and explain who the Prince was. He was a son of King<br />

Mongkut and a half-brother of King Chulalongkorn. He was the most able of the King's halfbrothers,<br />

so that as King Chulalongkorn began to modernize the Siamese government, he would put<br />

Prince Damrong at the head of a new department, so to speak, because they did not have the<br />

department system. He was head of their first department of the interior, and then of their fi rst<br />

department of education, and how many others, Margaret does not know. He was a very powerful<br />

and highly respected person, not only by the Thai but also by all the foreigners living in Bangkok.<br />

He was the premier Prince. King Chulalongkorn was long dead by the Landons' time. When the<br />

coup d'état came, and the Prince went into exile, there was a shock about this that went beyond what<br />

it would have been with any other prince. There was only one other prince who was of similar<br />

stature, Prince Nagorsearga (pronounced Nakonsewon). It was a great shock to the common people<br />

and foreigners alike.<br />

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Kenneth explains that Prince Damrong was not forced into exile. He chose it, fleeing from<br />

the military. Prince Nagorsearga also chose exile, fleeing to the Netherlands East Indies. Prince<br />

Damrong was unwilling to undergo the humiliation that the military was heaping upon him. King<br />

Prajadhipok (SP?) also wanted to get out of the country, having lost his power, and ultimately<br />

succeeded—on the basis of needing an eye operation. He travelled to America for the operation, and<br />

never returned to Siam.<br />

Prince Damrong wrote a letter to Dr. Edwin Bruce McDaniel from his exile in Pinang. Dr.<br />

McDaniel was the man who introduced Margaret to Anna. Prince Damrong was the person who<br />

arranged for Dr. McDaniel to have a large tract of land outside Nakhon for his leper asylum, which<br />

Margaret often visited. Dr. Edwin Bailey McDaniel, the last of Dr. Edwin Bruce McDaniel's sons<br />

still living, visited the Landons just this past week in Washington, D.C. He has just retired after<br />

thirty-four years of working as a doctor in Siam. Margaret believes he has his father's papers, and she<br />

asked him if he had ever come across Prince Damrong's letter. Margaret never saw it. But the elder<br />

Dr. McDaniel told her about it. Prince Damrong wrote, "Everything that I had in life, position and<br />

power, has been taken from me. But no one can take from me the things I did for people like you."<br />

When Kenneth got to Harvard to offer the Prince's library to the university, he first went to<br />

John King Fairbank, who was a junior professor and assistant professor at the university. He was the<br />

contact that Mortimer Graves had given Kenneth at Harvard, but he wasn't helpful at all. The only<br />

person who did show any interest in Kenneth was a man named Jamie Andrews, who took Kenneth<br />

out of his hotel and brought him home with him. But Andrews couldn't do much for Kenneth. So<br />

Kenneth got on the telephone and called the heads of various departments, including Dr. Keyes<br />

DeWitt Metcalf, the head of the library and the most famous librarian in the U.S. at that time in<br />

collegiate and academic work. Kenneth called on him and showed him the listing of all these books<br />

he had for the university if they were interested. Metcalf told Kenneth that they did have a small<br />

collection on Thailand, but that was the extent of their interest. He said to Kenneth, "Mr. Landon,<br />

Harvard does not teach a course on Southeast Asia," and he added, "and it probably never will." He<br />

said also that, if they took Prince Damrong's collection, they would have to hire curator.<br />

Well, of course, that was the whole idea! Metcalf said Harvard couldn't afford to pay a<br />

curator. The going rate was $2400 a year. Kenneth said, "How about $2000?" He was ready to<br />

settle for anything to get a job. But the answer was no.<br />

As it turned out, the war got going, and Kenneth went into the government, becoming one of<br />

the lecturers in military government and administration for various countries. He lectured at Harvard,<br />

among other places. Metcalf had forgotten about him, and was lamenting the fact that Harvard had<br />

no library resources to support these courses. Kenneth told him that he had no one to blame but<br />

himself, and reminded him of their earlier encounter. Then Metcalf remembered, and was dismayed.<br />

5<br />

44:51 In the summer of 1941, Margaret and Kenneth decided to take a vacation at Gull Lake. They<br />

arranged for a cottage, remembering what a quiet place Gull Lake had been in the past. But Gull<br />

Lake had changed. There were many more cottages, and many more people. The place was packed.<br />

Kenneth rented a rowboat, and one day he was out on the lake with Peggy and Bill and perhaps<br />

Carol, rowing around, when he saw Margaret come out on the dock waving and yoohooing. He<br />

thought she was clowning around, so he thought he would clown around too, stood up in the boat,<br />

and did a backflip out. However, she did not appear to be amused, so he climbed back in and rowed<br />

in, wondering what the matter was. She said a phone call had come in to the grocery store nearby, at<br />

Hickory Corners, and Kenneth was to go there at 2:30 that afternoon and call operator #36 in<br />

Washington, D.C. Kenneth remembered that Agnes Wright had had a baby in Union Station once<br />

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and wondered, "Gosh, I wonder if Agnes has done it again!" He couldn't imagine who would call<br />

him from Washington.<br />

So at 2:30 Kenneth went over and phoned. It was very difficult to hear because word had<br />

gotten around and there people all around the area with their phones off the hook listening in. They<br />

were curious about the call from Washington too. Kenneth had to ask the operator to appeal to<br />

people to hang up so that he could hear. It was a man named Ernest Griffith and a Col. William<br />

Donovan, neither of whom Kenneth had ever heard of. Griffith told Kenneth that he was at the<br />

Library of Congress, so Kenneth figured he must be a librarian. Col. Donovan must have been<br />

embarrassed explaining who he was because he was a famous man. He said that the President of the<br />

United States wanted Kenneth in Washington as soon as he could get there to make a report and to<br />

give information on the Japanese in Indochina and what their intentions toward Thailand might be.<br />

What do you know about the subject? Well, Kenneth wasn't going to let anyone think he wasn't<br />

knowledgeable, so he told Donovan that he already had published an article in Asia and the<br />

Americas entitled "Siam Rides the Tiger," the tiger being Japan. Margaret had started the article;<br />

Kenneth had rewritten it and gotten it published.<br />

Margaret says that she wrote the article originally as an exercise in the class she was taking at<br />

the Medill School of Journalism in 1938. She wrote three articles for the class. This was a nonfiction<br />

class. One of the three, she sold. But when she sent this one to Asia magazine, it was sent<br />

back. So she gave it to Kenneth, told him to rewrite it a little, and send it in again, which he did.<br />

They promptly bought it, for $75.<br />

The two men said they would have to confirm Kenneth's coming to Washington, and would<br />

send him a telegram that would give him something in writing. They said they wanted him to come<br />

for three weeks, and added that they would pay him something, but he couldn't tell if they said $15 or<br />

$50 a day. Either was a fortune because Kenneth was only make $2250 for an entire year!<br />

Margaret points out that Kenneth was not enthusiastic about going to Washington, and<br />

Kenneth confirms it. He was preoccupied with philosophy. He expected to do that the rest of his<br />

life. "I loved Earlham <strong>College</strong>, and the president, and the student body. I was just having a<br />

marvellous time there." He worked hard. He taught fifteen hours of classes. No professor today<br />

would do that. He loved doing it. He had never taught any of the courses that he gave, so he had to<br />

write all his notes up from scratch. "I was learning an awful lot. I certainly learned an awful lot<br />

about philosophy in a hurry, just trying to keep ahead of the students. I'd assign them something to<br />

read, and then , G read it."<br />

It never occurred to either Kenneth or Margaret that the call from Washington was one of<br />

life's pivotal moments, that life would never be the same again. Margaret fully expected him to come<br />

back to Richmond after the three weeks. Sunday night, August 10, Kenneth took the train, arriving in<br />

Washington the morning of August 11, 1941, and that was that.<br />

6<br />

53:24 Kenneth had been told to go to the Triangle Building when he arrived, and so he went<br />

straight from Union Station. The Triangle Building was at the apex of Constitution Avenue and<br />

Pennsylvania Avenue, and when he arrived, Kenneth went up to see Col. Donovan. Donovan's entire<br />

staff at that point consisted of a receptionist and two secretaries. Kenneth was the first substantive<br />

employee of the Office of the Co-ordinator of Information, which later became the OSS, which later<br />

became the CIA. "This is all in the files of the CIA. I am regarded as one of their founding fathers. I<br />

was the first." He was there to provide intelligence on the Japanese in Indochina.<br />

Kenneth was given a nice big office. The next morning, when he arrived for work, he pushed<br />

the door back to enter his office and felt the door hit something. He looked to see what it was, and<br />

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here was a tall, bald-headed, bony-looking fellow with his wrests sticking out of his sleeves, which<br />

were too short on him, who said, "Good morning, sir. I'm James Roosevelt. My father sent me over<br />

to ask if I could be of any help to you in getting you started in making your report to my father."<br />

Kenneth greeted him, and welcomed the help. He said he didn't want to tell the President what he<br />

already knew. Kenneth wanted to find out what intelligence the President already had on the<br />

Japanese in China. In reply, Mr. Roosevelt said that Kenneth would want to see G-2, which was<br />

"Intelligence." So Kenneth proposed that they go to G-2. Roosevelt made a phone call, and in fifteen<br />

minutes a big black limousine appeared, big enough to hold seven, and the two men went down, got<br />

in, and set off for G-2.<br />

They drove down Constitution Avenue and got out in front of the Navy Building, which was a<br />

temporary building, part of a complex of temporary buildings left over from World War I. Roosevelt<br />

escorted Kenneth up to the third floor and introduced him to a Major Pettigrew, an old Japan hand,<br />

and the head of G-2. Pettigrew asked Kenneth's interest, and Kenneth explained that he wished to see<br />

their files on Southeast Asia. So Major Pettigrew called the sergeant and instructed him to show Dr.<br />

Landon their files on Southeast Asia. "Yes, sir!" the sergeant said.<br />

The sergeant went over to the safe, rummaged around in it, and came up with a key. He took<br />

the key to a file case marked "Southeast Asia," unlocked the lock, pulled the drawbar, and opened the<br />

top drawer. It was empty. He opened the third drawer and the fourth drawer, and they were empty.<br />

He opened the second drawer, and inside there was one large envelope marked "Southeast Asia."<br />

The sergeant triumphantly handed this to Kenneth.<br />

Kenneth proceeded to open the envelope, and inside he found four articles from Asia<br />

magazine written by Kenneth Landon.<br />

Kenneth asked Major Pettigrew what he would do if he had to find out something about<br />

Southeast Asia, and the major answered that they had never had to know anything in the past. They<br />

would ask their allies, the British with regard to Burma and Malaya, the French with regard to<br />

Indochina—though they could not speak to the French now, because of the German occupation—and<br />

the Dutch for the Dutch East Indies.<br />

So the two men departed, and went back to their big black limousine that could easily hold<br />

seven people in the back, and drove back to the Triangle Building, where Kenneth thanked the<br />

President's son for his help. Roosevelt said that if he could help any further, he would be glad to try,<br />

and left.<br />

It never occurred to either man to consider the Department of State.<br />

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HOUR 64<br />

Session #46 continued June 19, 1982 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XB245) Kenneth continues on his first days in Washington. He went to work researching the<br />

questions that President Roosevelt and Col. Donovan wanted answered, and when he had his report<br />

ready, he accompanied Donovan to the President's office.<br />

Donovan had told Kenneth how he had come to seek Kenneth's services. The day President<br />

Roosevelt said to him that he should set up an office of information, Donovan asked him what the<br />

first information that he wanted was. Roosevelt's answer was that he wanted to know what the<br />

Japanese intentions in Indochina were, and their intentions toward Thailand. What would they do?<br />

When would they move? Donovan came out of the President's office, realizing that he did not know<br />

where to look for expertise on Southeast Asia. So he called Ernest Griffith, who was the head of<br />

legislative reference at the Library of Congress, and Griffith said that they would have to call<br />

Mortimer Graves at the American Council of Learned Societies, because Graves would know who<br />

would know something on the area. So Griffith called Graves, and Graves said, "Get Kenneth<br />

Landon." Graves then tried to locate Kenneth. But Donovan said that, as a person working in<br />

intelligence, he wanted to find out if Kenneth Landon really were the best person for the job. So on<br />

his own, he had his secretary call to the head of Far Eastern departments at several major universities,<br />

Columbia, Pennsylvania, Yale, Harvard, and Chicago. Every last one of them immediately named<br />

Kenneth Landon as the man to get. Kenneth said, "Colonel, this just shows you that trying to secure<br />

corroboration for your intelligence breaks down. You were in a box, and you didn't have a chance to<br />

get another name." Then Kenneth told him how Mortimer Graves had sponsored him to those very<br />

universities. They all had recent and personal knowledge of him! Donovan laughed his head off.<br />

[These universities had experts of their own on the area, but they knew that Kenneth was not<br />

only a scholar on the area but a man with recent, extensive, personal experience of it from<br />

having lived and worked there.]<br />

Donovan and Kenneth became very good friends. Donovan always called him "Kenneth, my<br />

boy!"<br />

One of the first questions they asked was, If the Japanese are going to attack, when will they<br />

attack? Kenneth said his answer had nothing to do with the Japanese, but only with his knowledge of<br />

Southeast Asia, and of the terrain and the climate. He said that the climate would not be suitable for<br />

the movement of heavy military equipment off the highways and roads until the middle or early part<br />

of December. This was because of the monsoons. And he said that the change in weather, which<br />

ZRXOG be suitable for the movement of such equipment off the highways, would run through April.<br />

So he said that the smart Japanese, if they ZHUH smart, would start their invasion in early December,<br />

because the time they would have to operate would be brief. If they delay, they will be wasting their<br />

opportunity.<br />

Margaret says that Kenneth also said that the attack, if there was to be an attack, was likely to<br />

be on the weekend, because the Thai bureaucracy closed down completely by Friday noon and didn't<br />

get back in operation until Monday or Tuesday.<br />

Margaret says that the first question was actually why the Japanese were in Indochina, and<br />

Kenneth answered that they were using it as a staging area for the attack on the rest of Southeast<br />

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Then they also wanted to know how far the Japanese could drive if they attacked. Kenneth<br />

answered that he had an unusual background on this because he had organized a bicycle club of<br />

young men and boys who would ride forty or fifty miles through the jungle in a day. Kenneth knew<br />

that the answer to the question had nothing to do with the highways. He knew that Japanese bicycles<br />

were ubiquitous. He said that in his view the Japanese would not stick with the highways. They<br />

would go through the jungle, and they would go right straight down to Singapore.<br />

They asked if he thought the Japanese would go to Burma or the Netherlands Indies, and<br />

Kenneth said yes.<br />

He told them that the Japanese would take Singapore from behind. But they didn't believe<br />

that. They believed the rest of what he said, Margaret tells us, but they didn't believe this. The<br />

British and Australians didn't believe it, Kenneth says, because they had put all their military forces<br />

on the highways, expecting the Japanese to use them. They were sure they could stop them. But as it<br />

happened, the Japanese did not go down the highways. Margaret tells us that the Japanese landed,<br />

not at Bangkok, but farther down—at Kota Baharu in Malaya. They unloaded their bicycles, and off<br />

they went. They travelled down the back pathways, through the rubber plantations, straight down the<br />

peninsula.<br />

On the basis of Kenneth's information on the timing of a likely attack, Margaret says, the<br />

government called home all the diplomatic and consular records from that entire area, especially from<br />

Singapore and Bangkok. Minister Willis Peck was in Bangkok, and he gathered up the records there<br />

and sent them out. These would all have been burned otherwise. The staff there was the minister or<br />

consul, the second secretary, not a first secretary, but a second, a commercial attaché, and a naval<br />

attaché who had a little motorboat and whose main job, according to Kenneth, was to take visitors<br />

down to Hua Hin for vacations.<br />

During that initial three weeks, Kenneth had two offices, one in the Triangle Building, and<br />

one in the Library of Congress, a research office, with full facilities and the availability of the stacks.<br />

That was when he discovered all of the Thai materials that were lying on the floor, uncatalogued, just<br />

loosely bundled, in the stacks. Hundreds and hundreds of paperback books. He told Margaret about<br />

these, and later on she made use of the materials. Margaret says that the Thai government began<br />

sending materials in 1880 or so. Printing had come to Siam in 1835 with an American missionary,<br />

Dr. Dan Beach Bradley, who was a medical doctor, the first modern doctor there. He brought a press<br />

with him when he came. Printed books were very scarce until a custom was started of printing and<br />

distributing books at cremations of important people. Margaret thinks most of the books the Library<br />

of Congress had were books of some historic interest that were put together and printed at the<br />

expense of families and distributed at cremations of these important people. She says the books were<br />

in paperback and that Kenneth has almost a complete set of them, the same stuff the Library had. It<br />

was the French custom, to print in paperback and then have your book bound.<br />

Kenneth only made one call on President Roosevelt, he says, and he didn't say anything.<br />

Donovan did all the talking, presenting Kenneth's report. This was at the end of the three weeks.<br />

2<br />

12:15 After this, Kenneth said to Donovan that his three weeks were up, and he would be leaving.<br />

Donovan said why leave? We need you here! Well, the new semester at Earlham was soon to begin,<br />

and Kenneth had to go and prepare for his classes. Donovan said he couldn't leave yet and asked if<br />

he couldn't stay a few more weeks. Kenneth explained that colleges don't run that way. Donovan<br />

asked how long the semester would run, and Kenneth said until January. Donovan said that would be<br />

long enough. Kenneth would have given them all the information they needed by then. Would he be<br />

willing to stay if Earlham's president okayed it? Kenneth said yes. So Donovan called President<br />

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Dennis, and Dennis gave Kenneth a leave of absence through that first semester of 1941. Kenneth<br />

would be expected back in January for the spring semester.<br />

But then Pearl Harbor happened, and all bets were off.<br />

During that period, there was quite an interest in Kenneth among various government<br />

agencies, which tried to get him away from Donovan. The military did.<br />

Donovan also set up the beginning of the OWI, the Office of War Information, which was a<br />

spin-off later. Kenneth made some of the earliest broadcasts in the Thai language with them. He also<br />

escorted the Thai minister, Seni Pramoj, who made his first speech after Pearl Harbor, addressed to<br />

Thailand. They recorded these broadcasts in the Department of Interior in a recording studio they<br />

had there; they did them on "platters," which were then flown out to San Francisco and broadcast<br />

from there. Kenneth worked regularly with that program, and so they wanted Kenneth to come to<br />

them full time for information and to supervise other programs in other languages. Kenneth made a<br />

couple of broadcasts in Chinese, in addition to many Thai broadcasts.<br />

One military group tried to pressure him to go with them by saying that, if he did not accept<br />

their offer, they would draft him and pay him less.<br />

Kenneth beat them to it and left Donovan to work with the Board of Economic Warfare. That<br />

was after a year with Donovan in the OCI. He continued doing the broadcasts however. At the<br />

BEW, Max Ways (SP?), of later prominence with Fortune magazine, was one of the bigshots. The<br />

number two man was Henry Wallace. Kenneth worked on bombing targets in Southeast Asia for the<br />

BEW.<br />

One morning a picture of a royal barge from Thailand was dropped on Kenneth's desk at the<br />

BEW by a young man who had joined the agency and whose parents had died. The picture was part<br />

of his inheritance, and he didn't know what to do with it. But he knew it had to do with Siam, so he<br />

gave it to Kenneth. The Landons believe it is an original painting from the seventeenth century,<br />

something fine and rare. They had it framed and hung it in their living room, where it is to this day.<br />

Kenneth's most amusing experience while working at the BEW happened one day when Max<br />

Ways said to him that the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanted someone who had expertise on elephants to<br />

come over and instruct them on the animals. Did Kenneth know about elephants? Yes, Kenneth<br />

said, he had travelled with elephants. Ways said that the military had a problem with the Stilwell<br />

operation, and they were trying to determine how much they could depend on elephants. [Lieutenant<br />

General Joseph W. Stilwell commanded American forces in the China-Burma-India theater at<br />

the time.] They thought they might have to use tractors. The Joint Chiefs were then meeting on 21st<br />

Street at C Street, which is the location of the old part of the present Department of State [a large<br />

addition was built some years after State moved there]. So Kenneth went in to brief the Joint<br />

Chiefs. It was a magnificent room that they had, a real war games room, with all sorts of sliding<br />

boards and maps and "all kinds of junk." So there Kenneth sat with this somber Joint Chiefs of Staff.<br />

They said that here was Gen. Stilwell in the Burma-China theater, having great logistics<br />

problems. Could they depend on elephants for transportation in the jungle? They had a list of<br />

questions, and the first question was, How many miles can an elephant go in a day? Sixteen, Kenneth<br />

said. "My God, he knows!" someone said. Kenneth did not tell them how he knew, but all the<br />

staging areas in all of Cambodia were sixteen miles, and also he had travelled on elephants, and he<br />

had never known an elephant that would go farther than that.<br />

The second question was, How much weight can an elephant carry on its back? Kenneth<br />

answered that they all had weak backs and so couldn't carry very much that way. Maybe four to six<br />

hundred pounds. That would be about it if you expected the elephant to go very far. Otherwise, the<br />

weight would break down its back. But if you put the load on a sledge, the elephant could pull a half<br />

ton to a ton as long as he's going. All the Joint Chiefs soberly took notes on this.<br />

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The third question was, This is mountainous country. How steep a hill or mountain could an<br />

elephant go up with any kind of load? Kenneth said an elephant could go up the side of a hill as long<br />

as he can be on his front knees and shove with his back legs. If he's dragging something, he can drag<br />

it up behind him. He's very strong.<br />

The fourth question was, How steep a hill could an elephant go down? That was an easy one.<br />

Kenneth said he had seen elephants go down when it was almost perpendicular. The elephant sits<br />

down, puts the tail up behind, the trunk up in front, lets out a shout, and down he goes like a kid on a<br />

slide. He had seen elephants go sixty feet down the banks into the Mekong River, hitting the water<br />

and sending out a tremendous splash. The Joint Chiefs thought that was hilarious.<br />

Then they wanted to know how many hours a day they could expect an elephant to work.<br />

Four, Kenneth said, if you feed him rice. Two, if you don't. The Joint Chiefs were not impressed.<br />

But Kenneth explained that elephants had big bellies, "and they all have indigestion because of what<br />

they eat," and they have to browse twenty-two hours a day unless you give them unhulled rice.<br />

The conversation grew funnier as they went along. The ultimate outcome was that the<br />

military kept one herd of elephants, the Bombay-Burma Teak Company elephants, run by a man<br />

named Elephant Bill. By the most curious coincidence, Kenneth has his book telling about his<br />

experience with this herd of elephants in the Stilwell operation. That would not have come off,<br />

Kenneth thinks, unless the Chiefs had discussed this with Kenneth and concluded that elephants were<br />

practical in difficult terrain and could haul heavy loads up and down steep hills.<br />

Session #47 July 2, 1982 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

3<br />

22:37 Kenneth explains what the OCI or Office of the Co-ordinator of Information was. William<br />

Donovan was convinced that war was coming, and that the United States would get into it, and that<br />

we lacked intelligence information. We didn't know very much about the nations we would be<br />

fighting or about the parts of the world into which we would be going. We had a Secretary of War at<br />

that time who said, "Gentlemen don't read each other's mail." But Donovan knew that war wasn't for<br />

gentlemen. He had been in World War I, during which he won the name "Wild Bill Donovan"<br />

because of the way he led the New York troops. So he began to work on Roosevelt, even though<br />

Donovan was a Republican, to authorize him to set up an intelligence operation that would go beyond<br />

the parochial intelligence systems of the armed services, such as ONI of the Navy, or G-2 of the<br />

Army. There were various other information services, "but it was all inchoate and unco-ordinated."<br />

Donovan pointed out to Roosevelt that some agency should be set up to bring all this intelligence<br />

information together, co-ordinate it, and provide a central intelligence information center. It wouldn't<br />

displace anything, but would supplement what already existed and "be on top of it." Of course, the<br />

service intelligence operations resented this and fought it. But Roosevelt, about six months or so<br />

before World War II, perhaps some time in July or August of 1941, became convinced and gave<br />

Donovan the go-ahead signal to set up the Office of the Co-ordinator of Information. His idea was to<br />

bring into his office knowledgeable people who were experts on various parts of the world and who<br />

could begin to collate information and provide the kind of understanding that was lacking. Roosevelt<br />

at the time just wasn't getting the kind of information that would help him understand what the<br />

situations were in various parts of the world.<br />

Then Donovan, as he told it to Kenneth, asked the President what his most pressing need for<br />

information was. The answer was first to know what the Japanese were doing in Indochina and what<br />

their intentions were toward Thailand and the rest of Southeast Asia. Donovan said he would<br />

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Roosevelt. Ernest Griffith told Kenneth later that every day, for several weeks, Donovan would pick<br />

him up and talk as they drove to the office. That was their time of consultation to determine how<br />

they would go about these operations. Griffith told Kenneth that immediately after Donovan's<br />

interview with Roosevelt, Donovan asked Griffith whom they could get to provide information on the<br />

Japanese in Indochina. He impressed on Ernest the necessity of getting the very best man in the<br />

country. Price was no object. Pay him whatever he asks and get him here. So then Ernest got in<br />

touch with Mortimer Graves of the American Council of Learned Societies, which was a repository<br />

of information on scholars who might know something. Kenneth says this Council still exists but has<br />

moved out of Washington and is up in New York somewhere. Graves put them on to Kenneth<br />

Landon, and they set out to find Kenneth and located him at Gull Lake.<br />

4<br />

29:54 Margaret interpolates a point, referring to a paper that John Lord O'Brian read to the Literary<br />

Society, of which she is a member. Lit Soc papers are all deposited in the Library of Congress. In<br />

World War I President Wilson discovered that we had no such thing as an intelligence service. The<br />

country had been penetrated by German spies in significant numbers. O'Brian was a famous lawyer<br />

whom Wilson called in to set up the first intelligence service this country ever had. Margaret finds<br />

this amazing. The French and British intelligence services go way back, but we had none. But<br />

Kenneth points out that we were an isolationist country, and our policy was not to become involved<br />

in foreign wars. So there was no feeling of need for an intelligence operation. And there ZHUH the<br />

diverse military intelligence operations. Margaret wonders what ever happened to the operation<br />

O'Brian set up. Kenneth explains that after World War I, the "war to end all wars," the operation was<br />

disbanded. There was seen to be no further need for it. "You always destroy everything that you<br />

build up" during a war, Kenneth says.<br />

Donovan brought a man named James Phinney Baxter down from Harvard to run the OCI,<br />

and he brought a number of men down from Harvard and Yale, and "the eastern seaboard boys began<br />

to take over." Both Yale and Harvard had Far Eastern departments. Pennsylvania had a department<br />

on Asia too, and particularly a man named Derk Bodde. Columbia University had a department too.<br />

Kenneth mentions that he was translating a Chinese history of Chinese philosophy in two volumes,<br />

which he was using in teaching Chinese philosophy at Earlham. Then Kenneth discovered that<br />

Bodde was translating the same history, and had the rights from the author to do so, so Kenneth<br />

stopped. "And lucky I did."<br />

What Donovan wanted from Kenneth were reports on the situation in Southeast Asia as he<br />

knew it. The French in Indochina and their relations with the Thai, for instance. They had been<br />

taken over by the Japanese, so their relations with Thailand were of significance for understanding<br />

the Japanese now in Indochina. Another report had to do with the British in Burma, and where<br />

Malaysia and Singapore fit into the picture.<br />

Margaret interrupts to clarify the name of the Baxter who came down to run the OCI. "I'm the<br />

kind who has to have it all!" she says puckishly. "That's why Kenneth gets irritated with me," she<br />

adds. "Well, I'm not a historian," he says. "Margaret's a natural historian. She does it the right way."<br />

Kip notes from Kenneth's letters that he was being paid $20 a day. He started out at $15 a<br />

day, then moved up to $20. Kenneth was negotiating for more. Ernest Griffith was a man of wealth,<br />

a Quaker business type who was determined to get everything as cheaply as he could get it, Kenneth<br />

says. Margaret says, "He really did you down," using the slang phrase. Kenneth says that this was<br />

why Griffith later had difficulty getting Kenneth to go to work for American University—where he<br />

had become president—all the years he kept asking Kenneth to come over, "because he was always<br />

trying to get a bargain. It was just the way he was. Any way to get you cheap."<br />

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At the first meeting of the Far Eastern section of the OCI, Kenneth's new chief bawled him<br />

out for getting in touch with people all over the city that he thought might be of help to him. "Yeah.<br />

I never worried about protocol, so I never paid attention to the chiefs. So many chiefs found out that<br />

it was hopeless to try to stop me because I always got around anyway. If I didn't do it one way, I'd do<br />

it another." "They always wanted me to go through channels, and I didn't know anything about<br />

channels."<br />

Margaret returns to the name of Baxter. She is looking up Baxters in a biographical<br />

dictionary. James Phinney Baxter III. He was the president of Williams <strong>College</strong> from 1937 on, she<br />

reads. Lecturer, Lowell Institute. Cambridge University, 1936. His formal title at the OCI was<br />

Director of Research and Analysis for Co-ordinator of Information, August 1941 to June 1942.<br />

When the OCI became the OSS, he became Deputy Director of the Office of Strategic Services, June<br />

1942 to 1943. Then he moved to another agency.<br />

This was not the man who so infuriated Kenneth that he left the OCI. That was Charles<br />

Frederick Remer, the chief of the Far East section. Years later, after Kenneth appeared on CBS news<br />

one night [probably in 1971, when CBS Newsman Marvin Kalb interviewed Kenneth<br />

concerning the "Pentagon Papers," among the first of which were telegrams Kenneth sent in<br />

1946 during a series of meetings with Ho Chi Minh in Hanoi], Kenneth received a note from<br />

Remer, "Memories of happy times together!"<br />

5<br />

40:28 In connection with his work in the OCI, Kenneth had a research office up on the top floor of<br />

the Library of Congress, and he spent a lot of time working there. He locked it up every night, he<br />

says, once he got a key.<br />

Shio Sakanichi was the head of the Japanese section in the Library's Division of Orientalia,<br />

under Arthur Hummel. She was an employee of the Library, not associated with the Japanese<br />

embassy, though she was Japanese, not American. Hummel had brought her in because she had a<br />

thorough Japanese education. She was a Japanese librarian, and really knew her stuff in Japanese<br />

literature. "We all hung around together, Shio Sakanichi, Poleman, Bowles, Mead," and a German.<br />

Shio was "a real party girl." And there was a young Navy lieutenant who began to show up shortly<br />

before the war, who was bilingual in Japanese, educated in Japan, knew Japanese literature, and later<br />

became one of our ambassadors. He later went out with Douglas MacArthur at the end of the war<br />

and was MacArthur's principal advisor on the Japanese. [Reischauer ?].<br />

Kenneth speaks of the Office of War Information that Donovan also set up and for which he<br />

made Thai language broadcasts. Owen Lattimore was brought in to head that up, and a man named<br />

Taylor who was a Canadian and who became a professor at the University of Washington in Seattle.<br />

The first broadcast was made in December, after Pearl Harbor, when Margaret was visiting in<br />

Washington. The original idea for the broadcasts came from the Thai Legation, as early as October,<br />

1941, before the war began. Immediately after Pearl Harbor, the Thai government declared war on<br />

Great Britain and the United States. Great Britain responded with a counter-declaration of war. The<br />

minister from Thailand in the U.S., Seni Pramoj, went into the State Department to see Assistant<br />

Secretary of State Adolph Burleigh (SP?) and after him Secretary of State Sumner Welles to tell them<br />

that the declaration of war did not represent the Thai people and that he was not going to present the<br />

declaration of war. [Because of this, no formal state of war ever existed between Thailand and<br />

the United States.] He asked the Department and the U.S. government to permit him to stay here<br />

and help oppose the Japanese by propaganda or information or any other way. He also said that he<br />

would like to make a broadcast in Thai that could be sent out to Thailand to indicate that he was not<br />

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going along with the declaration of war and appealing to the people not to support their government<br />

in supporting the Japanese. Kenneth had already met Seni Pramoj, and knew him, and when he had<br />

his speech ready, Kenneth was brought in to monitor it so that the American government would know<br />

what he was saying (and in particular know that what he was saying in Thai matched the English<br />

language translation he had provided them). Kenneth was the only man they had who could speak<br />

Thai. "It kind of stopped him dead when he saw me because he knew that anything he said, I would<br />

understand."<br />

That was the beginning of Kenneth's relations with the OWI and the making of broadcasts for<br />

Thailand, and he subsequently made a number of broadcasts himself. Kenneth remembers little of<br />

what he said in the broadcasts. He playfully speechifies, "Fight fiercely, fathers. We're behind you—<br />

so far behind you can't see us!" He says he still has the scripts of the speeches, a great many of them,<br />

in his files at 4711. [These would have gone to <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>.]<br />

Then the Third Secretary of the Thai Legation, Anand Jinacananda (SP?), took over the<br />

broadcasting, and Kenneth accompanied and monitored him.<br />

In 1942, they talked about having Kenneth go to Chungking. He says he wasn't interested in<br />

that [though in his letters of the time, he sounded as if he were]. And then he knew he wasn't<br />

going to get anywhere with the Harvard crowd at the OCI. [He is starting to explain why he left<br />

the OCI for the BEW.] They didn't want him around because he spoke the kind of Chinese that they<br />

didn't understand. He hadn't learned his Chinese at Harvard or Yale, which made him suspect. "I had<br />

only learned it by brute strength and ignorance. I could speak it fluently. They could hear it. But<br />

they didn't know what it was." Margaret points out that he spoke the Swatow dialect, Taichu, that<br />

was commonly spoken among the diaspora of Chinese in Southeast Asia. Margaret says that<br />

Kenneth had this dialect down so perfectly that Chinese would marvel at him. They hadn't known<br />

any foreigners had lived in Po Leng, where his brand of the dialect came from. "I even had the nasal<br />

intonation. I didn't even know I had it." But the Chinese would imitate him and point out that this<br />

particular way of speaking Taichu was from Po Leng. He had picked it up from Ngiap Seng, his<br />

evangelist in Siam. The kind of Chinese spoken by the scholars from New England was the kind of<br />

surface Chinese you learned if you were "on top of the civilization." This was quite different from<br />

going out and working with the people who actually used the language. Kenneth had stayed with<br />

them, in their homes, shared their food. He knew them.<br />

6<br />

52:21 Once, when Kenneth and his evangelist were on a rubber estate, a Chinese family invited<br />

them to their home for supper. The two men noticed a man ride off furiously on a bicycle and<br />

wondered why. It didn't take that long to prepare Chinese food, but time passed, and more time<br />

passed, and finally this fellow came riding back. He had ridden fifteen miles out in order to get one<br />

fork, one knife, and one spoon for the farang to eat with. They thought he had to use them. He was<br />

aghast, and explained to the family that he didn't need these; he used chopsticks the way they did.<br />

"Ohhhh!" they said, and promptly sent the poor guy back with the tableware to return it. They were<br />

being courteous.<br />

Then it came bedtime, they insisted that he go to bed first. They were all sitting around, and<br />

he said he would sit up with them. But they insisted. "Oh no! You get into bed. You go to sleep.<br />

You go to bed." They finally just practically picked him up by the elbows—there were three Chinese<br />

men there, and two or three Chinese women—and they all herded him into his bed. It was a big<br />

room, all of them together. Kenneth lay down and fell asleep. He wondered why they had been so<br />

insistent, but in the middle of the night, he found out. He was awakened by the sound of roaring<br />

thunder. Then he wondered if it was an earthquake or something. The place was shaking. But no!<br />

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"The snores that were coming from those people were simply incredible. They knew that if I hadn't<br />

gotten to sleep first, I never would have gotten to sleep." (This was probably about 1934.)<br />

Margaret says this was typical of Kenneth. During his time in Thailand, he just literally lived<br />

with these people. He knew them as only one who had lived with them could. The American<br />

scholars on the Far East had studied them from afar, living all the while as Americans, and they<br />

resented Kenneth. He had the kind of knowledge that was forever closed to them.<br />

In any case, the Board of Economic Warfare was starting up in 1942, headed by a man named<br />

Milo Perkins [and Kenneth joined it].<br />

In conjunction with the OWI broadcasts, there developed a need to send messages to San<br />

Francisco regarding the broadcasts, and they wanted some sort of simple code that could be typed out<br />

for this purpose. Kenneth thought up the idea of having a Thai typewriter and an English typewriter<br />

side by side on either end. They would have someone type up the words in English on the one<br />

typewriter, then read the English and type it off touch-type style on the Thai typewriter as if it were<br />

English. The result, in Thai, was gibberish, of course. At the other end, a Thai who recognized the<br />

Thai letters would touch-type them on an English typewriter as if he were using a Thai typewriter,<br />

and the message would come back out in English.<br />

In the spring of 1942, Kenneth delivered the Taft lectures, three lectures, at the University of<br />

Cincinnati. In conjunction with that, he worked on reading in Chinese with a view to writing a book<br />

on Chinese philosophy.<br />

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HOUR 65<br />

Session #47 continued July 2, 1982 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XB650) For recreation, Kenneth would go out to Glen Echo, up the Potomac River outside<br />

Washington, where there was an amusement park, and swim in the public swimming pool. It was<br />

very crowded.<br />

Margaret returns to Kenneth's first weeks in Washington and the report he presented. She<br />

says that they knew, in the final years of their second tour in Siam, that the Japanese were getting<br />

ready to attack. And the British knew. She recalls one afternoon at the tennis club in Trang when the<br />

Governor was especially angry because he had discovered that the Japanese were mapping the<br />

coastline on the Bay of Bengal side of the peninsula. Another obvious thing was that in every large<br />

town and in many small towns there was one Japanese family. Usually, the man was a dentist and a<br />

photographer. These men were caught many times photographing sites of strategic interest. The<br />

British thought they would be able to repel the attack. What they didn't know was that Churchill<br />

would make a decision not to defend the area, Margaret says. Karp Kunjara (SP?), a colonel in the<br />

Thai army, went down to Singapore to talk to the British, and someone higher than he went to<br />

England itself. Sir Josiah Causby (SP?) wrote to the Thai government, Kenneth says, saying that the<br />

British would be behind them and that they should fight fiercely as well as they could. The British in<br />

Malaya thought their government would stand behind them.<br />

Kenneth recalls going up stay at a British hill station after his operation for appendicitis and<br />

listening to British gentlemen there discussing what they would do when the Japanese attacked, and<br />

of how easily a small group of them could link Malaya with Burma. They thought of setting up their<br />

main defense on the Kra Isthmus because it was narrow and easy to defend.<br />

In October, 1941, Kenneth had a tooth pulled at a "speed dentist's." The man had six chairs<br />

and was working them all at the same time, pulling out teeth. It was like a barber shop. It cost $2.<br />

Kenneth recalls the dentists he used in Thailand, the Japanese spy-dentists, and then a Danish dentist<br />

up in Bangkok whose idea of filling a tooth was first to kill the nerve. Escalen (SP?) was his name.<br />

That's how he lost so many of his teeth. Once, Kenneth had a toothache and went to the nearest<br />

Japanese dentist, who kept all of his tools in a biscuit tin. Kenneth had to sit in a straight-backed<br />

chair, leaning back against the wall, with his head against the wall, holding the man's tools in one of<br />

his hands while he worked in Kenneth's mouth. The dentist was poking around with this sharp<br />

instrument, found a hole, and jabbed the instrument into it. He jabbed all the way through the tooth<br />

into the gum, and thus ended the tooth! Ultimately, the Landons went up to Pinang for their dental<br />

work.<br />

2<br />

8:22 Shio's last party, the night of December 6. The liquor was flowing, with lots of sukiyaki.<br />

Margaret went with Kenneth and remembers it well, though she didn't write her mother about it—as<br />

striking an event as it was—feeling Adelle would be shocked. Shocked, that is, because of all the<br />

liquor at the party.<br />

When Ernest Griffith and the OCI were looking for an expert on Southeast Asia, Griffith was<br />

also trying to find someone to be the sub-chief under Hummel in Orientalia to have charge of the<br />

Indian collection. They needed someone who could read Sanskrit and Pali. On the record, Kenneth<br />

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could. He has studied both languages at the University of Chicago. His name was up along with<br />

Horace Poleman's for the job, but Kenneth didn't want it. Horace was much more qualified. He<br />

knew that Kenneth was competing with him, but he got it, and found out Kenneth was glad he got it.<br />

The two of them became very dear friends. He was "one of the best friends I think I've ever had."<br />

He died recently. He was a very tall, cadaverous fellow with one lung, smoked all the time, did quite<br />

a bit of drinking, Scotch and then martinis. His wife Jennie was his second wife. Everywhere<br />

Kenneth went socially, he was with the Polemans. The night of Shio's last party, the Polemans were<br />

there. And Margaret. Mortimer Graves was there. The lieutenant who was the Japanese expert was<br />

there. He was a great friend of Shio's and had known her in Japan.<br />

The food was sukiyaki. She had all the makings and the vegetables on one end of a large<br />

coffee table. And then a charcoal burner. The cooked food would come out the other end. You ate it<br />

half raw. She had every liquor bottle in the house there. She was smoking constantly. He never saw<br />

her without a cigarette dangling from her mouth. She was about Kenneth's age. She was very<br />

excited, all stirred up, and they could see she was in a real party mood. She wasn't bothering to open<br />

the liquor bottles in the usual way. She would just smash off the top against the kitchen sink, where<br />

the broken glass built up in a pile. Everyone knew something was up. They knew that the Japanese<br />

embassy on Massachusetts Avenue was burning their papers, because the smoke rolled up every day<br />

as they burned them. It was obvious. The party went late. It broke up just before midnight.<br />

The next morning was Pearl Harbor, and the government picked her up. Kenneth did not see<br />

her again until the Library of Congress gave a party for her in the late 1950's or so. She came back to<br />

"apologize for the crimes of the Japanese."<br />

Kenneth says we would not have declared war on Japan if they had not attacked Pearl Harbor<br />

and the Philippines. He often said in his lecturing years later that, if they had not attacked these two<br />

places, they could have had Asia. We did not oppose the Japanese even when they were stripping<br />

China and murdering people by the millions. The American government didn't care. And it didn't<br />

care about the nations of Southeast Asia. There are many scholars who believe as he does; there are<br />

many who argue the other side. Roosevelt wanted to get into the European war; but it was the<br />

Japanese who gave him the excuse. It was ironic.<br />

3<br />

15:13 Kenneth talks about how his temporary job became permanent. It just happened, the initial<br />

three weeks extending on through the first college semester, as he told earlier, then becoming<br />

indefinite in the aftermath of Pearl Harbor. It didn't occur to Kenneth to leave after that. After a year<br />

with the OCI, Kenneth decided to go over to the BEW with Milo Perkins to select bombing targets.<br />

He told Donovan of his move, and said that he would be available to consult with Donovan's agency<br />

when needed, and would continue with the OWI broadcasts. So Donovan gave him the go-ahead.<br />

[We return to this later in the session, and the story is somewhat different.]<br />

Several other men from the OCI, including a man named Gordon Bowles, who was a graduate<br />

of Earlham <strong>College</strong>, went over with Kenneth to the BEW, which was setting up its offices on P<br />

Street, in an apartment building next to a bridge that has statues of buffalo on it. They took over the<br />

apartments. "We were fighting over who was going to sit in the bathroom." They all wanted a<br />

private office. They used living rooms and dining rooms for offices, and kitchens for their filing<br />

cabinets. Max Ways (SP?) was one of Kenneth's bosses; he later made a reputation with Fortune<br />

magazine.<br />

Kenneth picked out bombing targets, locating bridges, strategic buildings, and so on. They<br />

talked about "skip-bombing" the railroad that went up from Lao Kai (SP?) to Yunanfu (SP?),<br />

Kantung (SP?). There was a whole series of tunnels on the rail line, and they found out that, if they<br />

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could identify them, a pilot could run up there, drop a bomb, and close a tunnel. It put the railroad<br />

out of commission. They bombed the bridge over the river in Hanoi. And so on. They bombed the<br />

railroad yards in Bangkok.<br />

Kip has been reading Kenneth's letters of the time to Margaret, who was still in Richmond,<br />

Indiana with the children. He was forever expressing concern about her health, and urging her to<br />

walk for exercise, something she was loath to do. "I just can't understand anybody who sits around<br />

the way she does. It would kill me. I'd be dead. I really would be dead if I didn't get out."<br />

4<br />

23:36 Pearl Buck wrote Kenneth at the end of January, 1942, and asked him to act as a member of<br />

the General Education Committee of her East-West Association. He accepted. She founded this<br />

association, and she held the first grand meeting at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, and the<br />

principal speaker was Paul McNutt. Kenneth had been writing articles for Asia magazine for the<br />

editor Elsie Weil. At this first meeting of the East-West Association, Elsie Weil sat beside Kenneth.<br />

And across the table from him sat the editor of the John Day publishing company, Richard Walsh.<br />

Kenneth had in mind Margaret and her unsold book. Nobody appeared to want to buy it. So Kenneth<br />

began telling stories out of the book, ostensibly to Elsie Weil but in such a voice that he cast it across<br />

the table to Dick Walsh. Walsh was leaning forward, smoking a cigar, and he would hear the story to<br />

the end, then say to Elsie, "Elsie, get Ken Landon to write that up for Asia magazine. That's a good<br />

one." Walsh owned the magazine as well as John Day. Kenneth told five or six of these stories, one<br />

after the other. Walsh said, "My gosh, Elsie! Landon's got something terrific there. That's a great<br />

series for Asia magazine, and I'll bet it could be a book!" That was when Kenneth "jerked the line,"<br />

"Well, Mr. Walsh, it LV a book. It's a book already." "Great!" Walsh said. "You've been holdin' out<br />

on us. Send it along!" Kenneth explained that there was one catch in it. The book wasn't his. It was<br />

his wife Margaret's. Walsh said that didn't matter; it was all in the family; no one had ever heard of<br />

her; put your name on it; she won't mind; everybody was familiar with Ken Landon on Thailand.<br />

Kenneth said that wouldn't be quite fair. But he would love to have Walsh see that book. Walsh<br />

said, Send it to Elsie. And so Kenneth made arrangements with Elsie Weil, and shortly, they sent her<br />

the book. In this way, Kenneth sold Anna to the John Day company.<br />

Kenneth went to a party and played the piano. Life magazine, Kenneth thinks it was, had an<br />

article on how to play the piano in four or five lessons. He sat down with that, figured it out, and did<br />

it. All he had to know was the melody, and it showed you how to go, and he could do it. Of course,<br />

after four or five tunes, they all sounded the same. The accompaniment was primitive. He didn't<br />

keep this up, and he lost the ability to do it. But he had a lot of fun with it. He could take any old<br />

tune, hum it, and sit right down and play it.<br />

5<br />

30:00 The Dolly Madison saga. February, 1942. Dolly Madison was Kenneth's secretary, and she<br />

was madly in love with a reporter for The Washington Post, and a good one. He regularly made the<br />

front page with his stories. He would come round and pick her up. Her name was Something-orother<br />

Madison, so naturally they all called her Dolly, after the famous historical figure. The reporter<br />

was named George Something. Kenneth still sees him from time to time at old-boy meetings at the<br />

State Department. In any case, George wasn't going to marry Dolly, and he was getting ready to<br />

throw her over. So she decided to force the issue by committing suicide, but to do it in such a way<br />

that she would bring Kenneth into the picture, and he would rush around, get George, and the two<br />

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would go and save her. So here she was, dying and choking and calling Kenneth on the phone,<br />

telling him she was committing suicide because of George. She had also taken pains to make sure<br />

George knew she was committing suicide. Kenneth called him, and George was distraught and<br />

rushed around and saved Dolly Madison. Then followed a long period in which Kenneth comforted<br />

her, took her on long walks for long talks, helping her to get used to the idea of life without George.<br />

Kenneth's memory is that eventually George GLG marry her, but that came a good while later.<br />

In February, 1942, Margaret wrote Kenneth that Candy, the bulldog Kenneth had gotten as a<br />

pet in Richmond, had bitten a child. Kenneth wrote back that he felt Candy should be disposed of.<br />

He said he was very concerned. "She is a terrible engine of destruction if she got started, and she<br />

could at the very least scar a child for life." Kenneth has no memory of this incident, but it is of great<br />

interest to Kip, the interviewer, because Margaret kept that dog, and two years later, when Kip was a<br />

baby, on March 27, 1944, Candy took his head into her jaws intending to kill him. This was in the<br />

kitchen at the Brandywine St. house, and Peggy happened on the scene just in time to drive a shoe<br />

into Candy's belly so that she spit Kip out, covered with blood. And Kip was indeed scarred for life,<br />

though the scar was a small one. One of the dog's teeth went all the way through the baby's cheek.<br />

Then the Landons did dispose of Candy.<br />

6<br />

36:36 Kenneth went to deliver the Taft lectures at the University of Cincinnati. Margaret<br />

accompanied him. Cincinnati wanted Kenneth to join their department of philosophy, in which he<br />

would be their specialist on Oriental philosophy. They treated him and Margaret very well. He of<br />

course referred to his abortive studies in engineering many years before, and of his "flunking out."<br />

They had not realized that he had once studied at Cincinnati. Much laughter. He gave three lectures<br />

on three subsequent days, for $50 a lecture.<br />

The Chungking project. It was a possible venture in India and China to tap possible sources<br />

of information in Thailand and Indochina, and it was to be based in Chungking. Kenneth was<br />

seriously considering going out and setting up the organization to do the work. David Bruce was to<br />

head it. Donovan proposed the project. Presumably, the chief of intelligence would be a man named<br />

Hayden (SP?) from the University of Michigan, who was a professor on the Philippines. They<br />

wanted Kenneth to go because he knew the brand of Chinese spoken in southern China, the only<br />

person they knew of who did. But the project never panned out. To judge from Kenneth's letters,<br />

this was a very serious project for a time. Kenneth was making active preparations, studying Chinese<br />

intensely, looking for someone to take his place in the Far East branch of the OCI, cultivating<br />

contacts to get in touch with when he went out. He was seriously proposing Margaret as a consultant<br />

on Southeast Asia, since Kenneth would be gone. A Dr. Mien i Tsiang was to go with Kenneth and<br />

work with him. The two of them became good friends. It even reached the point that Kenneth<br />

urgently hoped Margaret would come and pay him a last visit before he went because he thought he<br />

would be leaving within thirty days. He didn't know when he would see her again, if ever. The<br />

departure would be in late April. And then, the thing fizzled out because the Japanese drove into<br />

southern China. Conditions changed in Chungking. Hayden didn't work out. It was a series of<br />

things.<br />

Kenneth ZDV involved with the Free Thai movement in southern China, which was running<br />

agents in and out of Thailand for intelligence purposes.<br />

One outcome of this episode was that Remer, Kenneth's boss, had found someone to take<br />

Kenneth's job, a man named Felix Keesing (SP?). For about three months, the OCI had been going<br />

on the assumption that Kenneth would be leaving them. In May, Kenneth wrote Margaret that he<br />

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expected to be released from government service in June, and planned to return to Earlham. He also<br />

wrote about a proposed trip to Harvard to assess their materials on Thailand, and said that he was<br />

translating a book of Burmese letters into English. So clearly, Kenneth was out of a job unless he<br />

returned to Earlham or found something else in Washington. In early June, Horace Poleman offered<br />

Kenneth a job in the Library of Congress, working with the Southeast Asia collection. Kenneth<br />

turned it down, not wanting to be a librarian, and a man named Cecil Hobbs later took it.<br />

7<br />

48:07 A man at OCI named Gordon Bowles was going over to the BEW. Things were very fluid in<br />

Washington at the time, because of the war. "People were changing jobs very easily in those days<br />

because talent was in very short supply and demand was very high. I could have gone almost<br />

anyplace." He could have gone over to the Pentagon; they were after him all the time. In any case,<br />

he called a man named Shoemaker, the acting chief of the Far Eastern section of the Board of<br />

Economic Warfare, and asked him if he had a job for someone who was an expert on Thailand and<br />

Malaya. Shoemaker answered, "Yes, and his name is Kenneth Landon." He was ready to hire<br />

Kenneth on the spot, but Kenneth wanted to think about it a bit. The salary would be $5600 a year,<br />

quite a bit more than he had been making. By this time, the OCI had become the OSS, and so for a<br />

few weeks, Kenneth was a member of the OSS. His contract was up July 1. In any case, Kenneth<br />

took the job with the BEW. Kenneth also found a position for Dr. Tsiang at the BEW.<br />

Dr. Tsiang had an apartment in that area, and the woman living in the apartment under him<br />

had been married to a Chinese and had left him because he was sexually inadequate. Her apartment<br />

caught on fire, and in the aftermath, it was such a mess that Dr. Tsiang invited her to stay the night in<br />

his apartment, which she did, with everything that implies. She was so delighted with his "sexual<br />

prowess" that she married him. She told Kenneth this herself, he says. He was of a very wealthy<br />

Chinese family in Java, and he took her back there with him. He had been in this country as a<br />

student, taking his Ph.D., and had stayed in America because of the Japanese invasion.<br />

Kenneth explains why the OCI became the OSS. The OCI was concerned with developing<br />

and co-ordinating information, and its staff consisted of scholars on the areas of interest. The OSS<br />

included that function but also had other branches of "activists wearing uniforms" and operators<br />

behind enemy lines, which is to say, espionage agents who were taking direct action in the war. The<br />

new function required a new name for the agency. The purely intelligence part of the OSS moved<br />

over to the State Department. Kenneth found Ken Wells a job with them.<br />

8<br />

55:33 The Board of Economic Warfare was formed just for the war, and its purpose was to figure<br />

out how to get at the economics of the enemy in the war. It was involved in bombing factories,<br />

bridges, acts of sabotage, whatever would cripple the enemy's economic apparatus. It had offices<br />

initially in the Commerce Department building, then moved to an apartment building on P Street.<br />

Milo Perkins headed it, and the number two man was Henry Wallace.<br />

Session #48 July 6, 1982 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip<br />

Margaret says this would have been Evangeline's 77th birthday.<br />

In March, 1942, Kenneth wrote a handbook for soldiers in Thailand. We knew we would<br />

eventually be going in, and so there was a lot of talk about how to set up a military government.<br />

Somebody had to cook up a manual on this, and there ZHUH no manuals.<br />

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Session #48 continued July 6, 1982 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XB1075) Kenneth continues on the manual, which he was assigned to write. What he did<br />

was to secure sample manuals for European theaters, both British and French, to get the kind of<br />

pattern the military would react favorably to. That was the beginning of what later became military<br />

training for people who would go out and set up government in areas we would liberate from the<br />

Japanese.<br />

Kenneth was staying in a room, at $22 a month. When he moved over to the BEW and his<br />

salary jumped to $5600, he wrote to Margaret that he felt his future lay in government. The money<br />

was much better than he could earn in the academic world.<br />

In July, before starting work with the BEW, Kenneth drove home to Richmond for a visit with<br />

the family.<br />

Margaret refers to his trip home in March of '42 when Kenneth delivered the Taft lectures at<br />

Cincinnati. It was an exciting event because there was so much prestige attached to his delivering<br />

these lectures. "That was my beginning as a professor of Oriental philosophy," Kenneth says. It was<br />

stimulated by the course in Chinese philosophy that he presented at Earlham. The lectures were<br />

published, Margaret says, but the Landons do not have a copy of the publication.<br />

In 1943 at Yale University Kenneth delivered another set of lectures on Oriental philosophy.<br />

This, along with the Taft lectures, drew the attention of the editor of the Journal of Philosophy at<br />

Columbia University, Herb Schneider (SP?), who made Kenneth his principal reviewer on all<br />

publications of Oriental philosophy. He held that position for ten years. During that period he wrote<br />

a book review that caused laughter and hilarity throughout the philosophy departments of the United<br />

States. It was on a book about Buddhism and Hinduism by a man named Kumaraswami (SP?), an<br />

Indian at a famous museum in Boston. Kenneth's review said the book was interesting because it<br />

showed the Indian mind at work, in contrast to the Western mind. While Westerners were busy<br />

taking the general and rendering it specific, breaking the large into the small, down to the atom, the<br />

Indian mind was taking the infinitesimal and expanding it into the universal, taking all the colors of<br />

the rainbow and turning them into gray, and having the philosophic horseman at the crossroads of<br />

ideas leap upon his horse and ride off wildly in all four directions "simultumultuously." "That is the<br />

Indian mind at its best." This review "destroyed Kumaraswami emotionally." Two years passed, and<br />

then the author wrote Kenneth to say he had read the review. "You may be the scholar," wrote<br />

Kumaraswami, "I the learner."<br />

Herb Schneider of the Journal said it was one of the most successful reviews they ever had.<br />

Margaret speaks again of the Taft lectures, and of the possibility that Kenneth might have<br />

found a job with Cincinnati University. But she comments that when Kenneth joined the Department<br />

of State in 1943, "That was his true calling. When he got there, he was in the place where he had<br />

belonged."<br />

2<br />

9:20 Kenneth had one further temptation to leave government when, in 1947, Chicago University<br />

invited him to deliver the Haskell lectures in comparative religion. These were the most prestigious<br />

lectures in religion in the United States. They paid $400 apiece for a one-hour lecture. The lectures<br />

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were published and became the basis of his book Southeast Asia: Crossroad of Religions. The idea<br />

was that A. Eustace Haydon, who was retiring, wanted Kenneth as his successor. Harley Farnsworth<br />

McNair, the principal Orientalist philosopher of history, also wanted the position, and so did two or<br />

three others. When Kenneth delivered lecture number one, all "the pious religious boys" turned out.<br />

Most of them never returned. Instead, as Kenneth delivered lectures two and three, the<br />

anthropologists and Orientalist scholars started turning up. Finally, the Chicago people rather<br />

tentatively probed him to see if he were interested in Haydon's job, and he asked what it paid. $6500.<br />

Kenneth was earning over twice that already, in the State Department. He couldn't afford to take a<br />

cut like that. "The religious people were delighted. They didn't want me," Kenneth says, laughing.<br />

Kenneth worked on a pamphlet on nationalist movements in Southeast Asia for the American<br />

Council of Learned Societies. They paid him $50 and put out ten to twenty thousand of the<br />

pamphlets. He recalls that initially it was published in a learned journal, and that the Council paid the<br />

journal for copies of the article, which they then distributed.<br />

Kenneth knew now that he was going to stay in Washington and began looking for a house for<br />

the family to move into. He considered one house out in Falls Church, Virginia, but ended up renting<br />

at 2910 Brandywine St. in Washington. A professor from Northwestern University named Franklin<br />

Scott had rented the house for his family, with a lengthy lease that he now wanted to dispose of.<br />

They met several times. He said many people were interested in that house, but he wanted Kenneth<br />

to have it. The owners lived in Mississippi. So Kenneth assumed the lease.<br />

There were many houses for sale at the time, but few rental properties available.<br />

Downpayment to buy was very small, $1000 or less. People were anxious to sell.<br />

Kenneth had some doubts about moving his family to the East coast because of the fear at the<br />

time that the Germans might bomb Eastern cities.<br />

Rent on 2910 Brandwine was $100 a month, which Kenneth felt was high. It was almost a<br />

third of his salary. But then he began to get raises, and it ceased to be a problem.<br />

The Landons bought 4711 Fulton Street in the fall of 1944, after Margaret began earning<br />

money on Anna. They considered buying a house in Spring Valley. But then they found 4711. They<br />

liked the five bedrooms. The terraces in front of and behind the house did not intimidate Kenneth,<br />

but they frightened off many other potential buyers. There was no landscaping to speak of. Not a<br />

blade of grass. The place was barren, covered with weeds. Everything remained to be done. It<br />

looked like an insurmountable task, "but I was so young, I didn't think of that." The house was wellbuilt,<br />

and the price was good. Furthermore, when they made their offer, they asked that certain things<br />

be done, such as that iron railings be put on the walls and along the stone steps to protect the children,<br />

and a fence around the back of the property, a closet in the attic, a trunk room for storage in the<br />

basement that could also be a maid's room, plus a bathroom in the basement, and an elaborate set of<br />

shelves and cabinets in what was to become Margaret's office. All of these things the Miller people<br />

who had built the house agreed to do. And so the Landons bought the house. They saw it on a<br />

Friday, and bought it on a Saturday, Kenneth says. He recalls the price as $32,000 or so, which they<br />

paid off over the next twenty years. Instead of putting her money into paying off the mortgage,<br />

Margaret used it to redo the rooms in the house. There was one four-month period in which they<br />

spent some $40,000. Initially, the mortgage had a rate of 4%, then rose to 4½%.<br />

The house was built in 1942, and the Miller people could neither rent it nor sell it—probably<br />

because it wasn't quite finished. The attic was never completed, and of course the landscaping. Mt.<br />

Vernon seminary for girls, which was then up on Ward Circle and later became Mt. Vernon <strong>College</strong><br />

on Foxhall Road, needed dormitory space, and so they rented the house for some of their girls.<br />

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3<br />

29:00 Kenneth's work with the BEW began with a study of Southeast Asian countries to select<br />

bombing tragets that would be significant in hurting the enemy's abilities to control the area. They<br />

began with important bridges, machine shops, roundhouses, electrical plants, pinpointing their<br />

latitude and longitude and evaluating the effect of bombing them.<br />

One particular project Kenneth worked on was becoming expert on the dyke systems in the<br />

Hanoi-Haiphong area of Indochina, Kenneth was astounded to discover the significance of these<br />

dykes, and their vulnerability. He saw that, if they hit the dykes at the right time, at floodwater time,<br />

they could inundate the entire major population area of North Vietnam. And this was done. "That<br />

was part of my dirty work." There was no point doing it at low-water time. So they waited until the<br />

waters were high, twenty to thirty feet above the level terrain of the plain. Some of the dykes were as<br />

much as ninety feet across at the base and wide enough to carry two-lane traffic on top. Incredible.<br />

They had been built through the centuries. "We just knocked the hell out of them." And the water<br />

went all over the plain, ruining the crops. In 1946 Ho Chi Minh told Kenneth personally in Hanoi<br />

that over two million people starved to death that year. The point was to deprive the Japanese army<br />

of the crops that would have been grown in the area. But of course it was the people who suffered<br />

the most.<br />

The Americans also bombed the port area of Haiphong. They tried to knock out bridges but<br />

found it very difficult. Almost impossible. They had better luck with tunnels. They could "skipbomb"<br />

a tunnel, aiming a bomb at the tunnel along the line of the road or railroad tracks so that the<br />

bomb literally skipped at and even into the tunnel, causing a major blockage.<br />

The Pentagon regularly sent over questions for the BEW people to answer. That was the<br />

period in which the Joint Chiefs of Staff had Kenneth over to tell them about elephants.<br />

The Free Thai movement developed simultaneously among Thai students in Britain and the<br />

United States. It was under the direction of the Legation in Washington and probably under the<br />

principal military attachés in Britain. But the British movement didn't amount to much. They didn't<br />

have many students or volunteers. Here, there was a military attaché named Karp Kunjara, and an<br />

assistant, who acted as training officers, and a colonel who worked for the OSS whose name Kenneth<br />

cannot recall. He did much of the training. Kenneth was involved in planning how to use the agents<br />

in Thailand, and how to infiltrate the country. They learned very early that the Regent, Luang<br />

Priboon Sunkraun (SP?), when the Japanese came in, resigned from the government, in which he had<br />

been minister of finance or something of the sort, in order to become Regent, which was a titular<br />

position. This took him out of the political scheme of things. He was then not responsible for<br />

anything the Japanese did. It gave him a free hand to maneuver. He was "our boy," and he was<br />

given the trade name of "Ruth," a code name used in coded and secret communications. Another<br />

man, the head of the police department, Lungaduhn Aduhndecharat (SP?), was called "Betty." These<br />

were the names of the girlfriends of the two fellows who were running the communications system,<br />

who were quite lovesick for their lady friends.<br />

We were able to infiltrate our agents through Dai Li, the Chinese head of secret service,<br />

working through the Chinese underground, to get a message to the Siamese Regent that we were<br />

organizing a Free Thai movement here in the U.S. and would like to work with him if he would head<br />

it up inside the country and help provide facilities. He agreed, and he sent two men to Washington to<br />

represent him, who stayed here for a good part of the war. They would go back to the appropriate<br />

place in China to get messages to him. He offered the so-called Rose Palace, the Suagalop (SP?), as<br />

the headquarters for the Free Thai movement. Initially, our agents all went to China, set up an<br />

encampment in southern China, where they had something to do with Admiral Merry Miles (SP?),<br />

who represented our military establishment in inland China. We had several Thai agents who were<br />

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supposed to go down into Thailand. But Dai Li at this point became very jealous and had two of our<br />

men killed. He wanted any agents who went down into Thailand to be KLV, and to be Chinese.<br />

4<br />

39:33 Clearly, we needed a different route. By this time Lord Louis Mountbatten's command was<br />

active in Colombo, and we had a General Timmerman in Colombo with him. Kenneth remembered a<br />

beautiful beach in Thailand not far from an island out in the Bay of Bengal which he had explored<br />

while a missionary there, a very unusual island. Kenneth had a double-extension bellows Graphlex<br />

camera, and some fishermen there, who were friends of his, asked him if he wanted to see "the most<br />

beautiful cave in the world." And he said yes. They had to go at low tide and "lurk around" waiting<br />

for the tide to run out. Kenneth remembers doing this a couple of times. They watched the water<br />

rushing away from this island, which was limestone, a mountain—a sheer mountain right up out of<br />

the sea, and only about a quarter of a mile across and perhaps 600 to a 1000 feet high. The dramatic<br />

thing was that when the tide hit the bottom, for about thirty minutes, the rush of water from inside the<br />

mountain revealed a cave mouth that had been underwater. Inside there was a cavern, and when you<br />

went in, you could see light coming down from above. If you went in, you had a short time when<br />

you could climb up above the water level, and then the tide reversed and closed the cavern up. There<br />

was no way in or out for the next twelve hours or so except deep underwater. It was just like a<br />

fairyland inside, like a marble palace with stalactites and stalagmites, and a huge skylight where the<br />

top of the mountain had caved in, letting in the sunlight. It was just beautiful. Kenneth says it was<br />

not a volcano. It was limestone.<br />

Kenneth took many pictures inside there. He and Ngiap Seng had flashlights in case they got<br />

stuck too long. Finally, the waters receded, and Kenneth, who had climbed way up inside the<br />

moutain, climbed back down to meet the fishermen who had agreed to come back and pick them up,<br />

only to find that he had climbed down on the wrong side. Here he was with his heavy Graphlex<br />

camera. And he was barefoot. The rocks were sharp. There was a chasm of a couple of hundred feet<br />

down between Kenneth and where he had to get to. "And without a thought I just took off and<br />

jumped." Ngiap Seng grabbed him and hung on. If he hadn't jumped, he could never have gone up<br />

and come back down in time to meet the boat. "I often think back on it, 'My, was I a damn fool!'"<br />

They watched the water race out of the cavern mouth until it was down far enough that they<br />

could duck out. And there was the boat. They were two or three miles offshore. No way to swim<br />

that distance. But the fishermen knew the timing.<br />

So during the War, Kenneth said that this was the place to stash their OSS equipment and<br />

agents so that they would be off the beach and available. Then the OSS would get a radio message<br />

from Bangkok that a plane would pick them up on the beach at a certain time. And that was how it<br />

was done. We went by boat from Colombo to this mountain, timing it with the low tide. We had<br />

abundant supplies in there. Then at the right time, the agents would come out in the boat and go to<br />

the beach, and a single-engine plane would land, pick up the agents, and fly them straight into<br />

Bangkok. The agents were mostly Thai, but some were Americans. Howard Palmer was flown in<br />

this way, and so was Dillon Ripley, and Jim Thompson. They eventually got to the point that they<br />

didn't use the cave any more, going into the beach directly. The Japanese never caught on.<br />

This was all run by the OSS, and Kenneth was peripheral to it. "But I kept in touch with it<br />

because I was the leading expert on Thailand in the U.S. government. There wasn't anybody around<br />

who knew what I knew. I was the darling in the Pentagon. I provided them with more maps than<br />

they'd ever seen on that area. And this map operation out here [referring to the Defense mapping<br />

agency out MacArthur Boulevard, just outside Washington], I was their darling. . . ." He<br />

supplied them with maps. His ten-year collection of Thai newspapers was useful also. "I was the<br />

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best intelligence officer that they had." "Everybody around town knew Ken Landon. If you wanted<br />

to know anything about Thailand, you asked Ken Landon. I had no competition."<br />

Then the joker of it was that some congressman up on the Hill made a speech in which he said<br />

that he certainly was glad for a certain member "of the Friends persuasion from Earlham <strong>College</strong>"<br />

who had joined the State Department. It's on the record, in the latter part of 1943, probably. He read<br />

quite a piece in there about Kenneth as a professor of philosophy and so on; made quite a thing of it.<br />

5<br />

50:33 Kenneth continued working with Donovan in an unofficial way, though he was no longer<br />

with the OSS. He helped with the Free Thai movement. And then he started drafting telegrams to<br />

Gen. Timmerman in Colombo. The response to the first of these did not come through OSS<br />

channels. It came to the State Department. Kenneth learned of this from some of his military friends<br />

in the Pentagon, and went over to the State Department to get the replies. He went in to the Far<br />

Eastern bureau and saw one of their desk officers there, a man "of great humility," and scared the life<br />

out of him by saying that two telegrams had come in, classified Top Secret, numbers this and<br />

numbers that—numbers which he had gotten from his pals in the Pentagon who had seen references<br />

to them. The fellow turned as white as a sheet. He was so upset. He asked Kenneth to wait a minute<br />

and went down the hall, returning in a few minutes with Larry Salsbury, who was the senior Foreign<br />

Service officer in the bureau under the head of the office, a man named Ballantyne, and under the<br />

political officer, Stanley Hornbeck. Salsbury came in and "blew up a storm." What did Landon<br />

mean coming in there? and how did he get those numbers?!!! and so on. Kenneth realized<br />

immediately that with a man like this you either knuckled under or you hit him. So Kenneth leaped<br />

to his feet and called him a dummie and typical of what one would expect from the Foreign Service;<br />

Salsbury had telegrams coming in from Colombo and didn't even know what they meant, didn't know<br />

who had drafted the outgoing, and if he wanted to know, then he could take a good look at Kenneth!!<br />

It wasn't drafted by any stupid Foreign Service officer. Amazingly, "I couldn't have said anything<br />

better. He was just delighted. He shared my view of the Foreign Service." The next thing Kenneth<br />

knew, Salsbury, who was a Japanese language officer, took him down the hall to meet Ballantyne and<br />

Hornbeck.<br />

Hornbeck decided that the best thing to do was to hire Kenneth. They had no one there who<br />

knew anything about Thailand. And they saw an "awful lot of rowing" in their future unless they did<br />

hire him because Kenneth told them there was going to be a lot more traffic of this sort—that is,<br />

communications. They decided they had better keep it in the family. They invited him to join the Far<br />

Eastern bureau, "which I did." That was in October, 1943.<br />

By this time, the Landons' fourth child, Kenneth Perry Landon, Jr., had been born. Margaret<br />

was hard at work on the book, trying to finish it up. The people in the BEW concocted a cradle<br />

which they set up in the central office, with a baby in one end of the cradle and a book in the other,<br />

and they ran an office pool on which would be born first—"the book or the babe." They would try to<br />

find excuses to see Margaret, to get a reading on her. She was unaware of all this. Margaret finished<br />

her book at about 3:00 in the afternoon, July 23. As she pushed back the chair, having written<br />

"Finis," she felt the first birth pain. She herself didn't believe it at first; thought she was imagining it.<br />

She told Kenneth nothing when he came home from the office. Finally, when they were well into<br />

dinner, she had a hard labor pain and told him. Her previous experience in giving birth was of<br />

extended labor. It took two days to give birth to Carol. So neither of them felt there was any hurry to<br />

get to the hospital. But then, at 2:00 in the morning, she woke Kenneth up and said she had to go.<br />

They got into the car to drive to Garfield Hospital on Florida Avenue [one of the most confusing<br />

streets in Washington because it just seems to wander without purpose at certain points], and<br />

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Kenneth got lost. Then he got scared, thinking, "Gee, what was I going to do?" Finally, they found<br />

the hospital, and Margaret hardly got into the delivery room before Kip was born. It was about 3:00<br />

a.m., July 24. She was very surprised how fast the baby came.<br />

The gap between Carol and Kip was ten years, and Kenneth and Margaret had thought their<br />

family was complete when to their surprise Kip came along.<br />

Margaret really was racing to get the book done before the baby was born because she knew it<br />

would be very difficult to complete it afterward. Kenneth says that he turned up most of the raw<br />

materials that Margaret used in writing the book. It was Kenneth who made the contact through<br />

which Anna's letters became available to Margaret. He turned up the Thai language materials in the<br />

Library of Congress. And then, being in Washington, Kenneth introduced Margaret to the National<br />

Archives, and the two of them began to study the consular and ministerial records. Also, Kenneth<br />

persuaded Horace Poleman to put together a program for some $9000 in which the British<br />

microfilmed their Thailand consular and ministerial records from the nineteenth century. Since Anna<br />

Leonowens was a British citizen, these records contained material on her, and Margaret was able to<br />

do research in this material also.<br />

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Session #48 continued July 6, 1982 Kenneth and Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XB1690) Kenneth continues on the project he cooked up with Horace Poleman to have the<br />

British microfilm their consular and ministerial records from Thailand. There were some 200<br />

volumes of these. Fortunately, Kenneth says, the British wrote back that, sad to say, they would have<br />

to wait to do this until the war was over because all of those records were down in a salt mine for safe<br />

keeping. Otherwise, Margaret might still be working on Anna to this day! She is so meticulous.<br />

When Kip was born, Kenneth said, "This boy and I are going to get acquainted." It was<br />

impossible to find anyone to come in to the home and help. He took annual leave for two weeks,<br />

brought Margaret and Kip home from the hospital, and took care of both of them. The baby still had<br />

an umbilical cord a foot long dangling from his belly button. One day, after taking care of the baby<br />

for a few days, Kenneth said to Margaret, "You know what I have discovered about babies? They are<br />

like rubber, and they're practically indestructible." He would be giving Kip a bath, and Kip would<br />

slip, and Kenneth would grab him, and he was just like rubber. Another discovery was that when a<br />

baby slipped underwater, he instinctively held his breath instead of inhaling. Kenneth inadvertently<br />

tested this out any number of times before getting things under control, and the baby was just fine.<br />

Needless to say, this was Kenneth's first experience of caring for a baby. "I've often said, 'We've had<br />

three children and one baby.' Literally. We never took care of the babies out there in Siam. We had<br />

amahs who did all the bathing and the cleaning and the washing and the nursing. . . . And then you."<br />

After two weeks, Margaret was up and around and took over. Peggy was sixteen at the time.<br />

"That's why I coined that famous phrase, 'If you're going to have a baby, the first thing to have is a<br />

sixteen-year-old daughter,' because she'd come home and help with the baby." She was going to<br />

Wilson High School. So was Bill. Carol was ten and going to school at Alice Deal Junior High.<br />

Kenneth discovered that Carol could take care of herself very nicely. One night, he collapsed<br />

when he and Carol were alone in the house—this was after the family moved to 4711 Fulton Street in<br />

Wesley Heights—and she was perfectly confident that she could get the doctor from down the street<br />

to come. As she said, "After all, he takes me to school every day." "She knew the power of a woman<br />

already." (Evidently she did get the doctor, and Kenneth recovered.)<br />

Kenneth comments on how much the family's life had changed over the past few years. He<br />

had expected to spend his life as a Presbyterian minister. He had fully intended to do so. But then he<br />

couldn't get a church "that was worth lookin' at, and I resented that," so then he became a professor at<br />

Earlham, and expected that he would spend the rest of his life as a philosopher and teacher. But that<br />

only lasted a couple of years. The next thing he knew, he was in government, and there he just took<br />

off.<br />

Kenneth talks about his experience leaving the OSS for the BEW, when the OSS tried to keep<br />

him from going. The experience served him well years later when he left the State Department for<br />

the White House staff in the 1950's. There was an undersecretary of State who was hostile to<br />

Kenneth, and so Kenneth knew he had to be "sly" about leaving, which he was. State didn't learn of<br />

it until too late to stop him.<br />

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7:35 Kenneth speaks of what an informal situation it was in Washington at the time. "You could<br />

freewheel—and, boy, did I know how to really freewheel around this town in all the government<br />

agencies. I had my own phone book that I made up of all the Joe's and Sally's who were useful to me<br />

and that I needed to know, whom I could call and say, 'What's cookin' on this, that, or the other, Let's<br />

get together, Let's do this.' It might not have been within my official range at all, but within my<br />

knowledgeable range, which was useful in the war effort, yes. So often we would wheel and deal<br />

around town and have lunches together in Chinese restaurants and cook things up that our superior<br />

officers knew nothing about. You could do it in those days. And I, as a political desk officer, I think<br />

I got away with murder because I went on the assumption that, if you don't ask permission, you don't<br />

have anybody to tell you no, and you just keep doing what you think is the thing to do within policy<br />

and for the good of the operations until someone stops you. Well, you can't do that anymore."<br />

When he moved over to State, he continued co-operating with the BEW, the OSS, and the<br />

OWI in various projects, and visited regularly over in the Pentagon with the military types. "I was<br />

known around town." His official title in State was International Relations Officer, Southeast Asian<br />

Affairs. His job changed according to what was happening. He worked chiefly with Thailand to<br />

begin with. Then for a time he also handled Indonesia. It depended on where the problems were.<br />

Then they brought someone in to be the Chief and Kenneth became the Assistant Chief. The office<br />

was reorganized periodically. But he always did basically the same work. He was a political desk<br />

officer, who tried to hold on to the reins of activities of his area all over town.<br />

When he later worked on the Operations Co-ordinating Board, he often said that he had been<br />

given the best outdoor job in town. He was officially assigned to follow up on all operations to carry<br />

out U.S. policy in countries from Afghanistan to the Philippines to Indonesia. "I was really a roving<br />

character there." He was the co-ordinating officer of many committees, depending on what the area<br />

was, a committee on China, or a committee on India, and so on. The chairman in each instance<br />

would be the political desk officer of that country in the State Department. "They were very jealous<br />

of being chairman even though they didn't know anything. Well, they'd know VRPHWKLQJ, of course."<br />

On a country's committee, there would be someone from the Pentagon, someone from USIA,<br />

someone from AID, someone from CIA, someone from budget, and from the economic side, all of<br />

them discussing what the policy of the U.S. toward that country was and what our operations there<br />

were, to see that these were being carried out in a co-ordinated way. Kenneth was the one who coordinated<br />

this among them all, with his authority to do so flowing from the White House. He worked<br />

directly under Elmer Staats, who was the principal co-ordinator of the OCB staff, who in turn was<br />

under the advisor on national security affairs to the President, "whoever KH was, Gordon Gray, or<br />

Bobbie Cutler, or whoever." "So I was a foot soldier."<br />

3<br />

13:51 Kenneth cannot remember Ballantyne's name. He was the head of the Far East section of the<br />

State Department. People called him "Baldy" Ballantyne, but not in his presence. He had a<br />

deliberate stutter which he had developed to a fine art. When in doubt as to what to say when<br />

speaking to foreign diplomats, he would stutter. He would keep it going until he found the word he<br />

wanted, and then his speech was fine. He was the man who carried on our discussions with the<br />

Japanese almost up to Pearl Harbor. He was very proud of his memos of conversation. He urged<br />

Kenneth to study them. "They're classics," he said. "Absolute classics. There isn't anybody who<br />

could lay a glove on me." What he meant was that they were so filled with evasion and ambiguity<br />

that no one could ever get anything on him.<br />

Ballantyne gave Kenneth the octagonal seal and told him exactly where to put his "L." Not a<br />

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piece of paper would be filed until his "L" appeared in the northeast corner of the octagon.<br />

Ballantyne's "B" went in the middle. So Kenneth saw every piece of paper dealing with Japan or<br />

India as well as his area of Southeast Asia. It was a small office. There were only eight of them.<br />

Hornbeck was the political advisor on Asia to the Secretary, but he arrogated to himself the<br />

responsibility of advisor to the Secretary on anything. He was a ponderous, pontifical sort of man.<br />

He was over Ballantyne. "Ballantyne practically was on his knees in front of him every time." A<br />

very pompous man. He would send out a memo saying, perhaps, that he wished that members of the<br />

section preparing letters to go out over his signature close letters to persons not intimate with him,<br />

"Sincerely yours." When the letter was to someone he was friendly with, it was to close, "Yours<br />

sincerely." He provided them a list of these people. This was typical of him.<br />

Hornbeck once called Ballantyne and Kenneth in to his office over something Kenneth thinks<br />

he did, and Hornbeck walked up down, ponderously, with his hands behind his back, delivering an<br />

elaborate lecture—but all in indirection. Finally, he stopped and looked at them. "Well," he said,<br />

"what have you got to say." Kenneth stood up and said, "Well, it's first time I have ever experienced<br />

administration by charades." Hornbeck was flabbergasted. Kenneth thought Ballantyne was going to<br />

faint. No one had ever said anything like that to Stanley Hornbeck. Ballantyne thought Kenneth was<br />

going to be fired, but "I knew I wasn't because pompous asses like that, they don't know what to do<br />

with a person like me." Hornbeck did nothing. They got up and left, and that was the end of it. "I<br />

think he was afraid of me. Or at least, he respected me, and he knew that I was not afraid of him. I<br />

didn't care whether I got fired or not. I've always worked with my hat on. If he didn't like it, I'd go<br />

elsewhere."<br />

Hornbeck had a requirement that no officer could leave his desk until he, Hornbeck, had<br />

finished reading his morning mail. If he wanted an officer to come with regard to some piece of the<br />

mail, he wanted one to come immediately. There was a secretary who would give them the signal<br />

when they could leave their desks. It happened that there was an officer named Meyers (SP?). "I<br />

called him Murley Twirly Meyers." He was a short little man who had served in China, and he had<br />

weak kidneys and a small bladder. Kenneth would see "that poor guy" squirming and twisting in his<br />

chair, waiting for the signal that he could get up and go to the toilet. It was that kind of office.<br />

It didn't stay that way, though, as the war really got going. People started coming in from the<br />

field, like John Davies, Jack Service, and fellows that got cashiered later on in the McCarthy era.<br />

John Davies was fired. Service made a fool of himself by making a document that had been drafted<br />

by Ken Wells but went out over Service's name available to Amerasia, which printed it verbatim,<br />

Service's name and all.<br />

4<br />

21:45 Ken and Margaretta fled from Thailand to India when the Japanese invaded. Kenneth was<br />

here when they reached this country in early 1944, and he found Ken a job with the State Department<br />

in the research section. What Ken did was much more "sedate" than what Kenneth did. "He was<br />

always respectful of authority, and I wasn't."<br />

Kenneth was the first political officer FE ever had who had lived in Southeast Asia and spoke<br />

a Southeast Asian language. Up to that time, all matters having to do with the Dutch East Indies had<br />

been dealt with by the Netherlands desk, the Dutch desk. Matters having to do with Malaya or<br />

Burma had been handled by the British Commonwealth desk. Anything on Indochina was handled<br />

by the French desk. All FE ever did "was to nod their heads and sign off." Now, all of a sudden, the<br />

"drafting officer" was Kenneth. He now handled matters for Southeast Asia. The people who now<br />

had to agree or disagree with policy were the European officers on the Dutch, British, and French<br />

desks. And naturally, they didn't like this. They regarded these Southeast Asian areas as colonial<br />

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territories that didn't amount to much and never would. Now, suddenly, comes a man who says the<br />

colonial days are over. The old order is gone. Get ready for the new world. "This was the line I<br />

took. And that was a shocker. That was inherent in all the papers that I drafted."<br />

Kenneth was given the job of drafting the first paper to articulate Franklin Delano Roosevelt's<br />

policy that no French should return to Indochina. Kenneth drafted and redrafted that paper forty or<br />

fifty times before he could get it past the French desk. He even had trouble getting it past Ballantyne<br />

and Hornbeck because they knew what the French desk would say. Finally, it got down to the petty<br />

details. And by this point, the President was demanding that paper. Something had to go up. It had<br />

to go up through the Far Eastern chiefs, Jack Hickerson and Doc Matthews. Hickerson was the<br />

deputy director and Matthews the director of the European bureau. Then it had go through James<br />

Dunn, who was up the line, under Sumner Welles. And then it had to go across to the White House.<br />

"And I can still remember the cold chills going down my back when finally it came down from the<br />

White House through Welles, through Dunn, through Matthews, through Hickerson, through the<br />

French desk to little old me. And there in the margin was written in a very tight script—I can see it<br />

as plain today as the day I first saw it; FDR wrote it—'I want no French returned to Indochina. FDR.'<br />

That was it. And that remained the policy until Potsdam, under Harry Truman."<br />

The question then became how the colonial areas should be brought to independence and selfgovernment.<br />

The French desk said, Let Landon draft the papers. And Landon said, "I'd be delighted<br />

to draft the papers!!" He drafted the scheme for bringing the French Indochinese to independence, a,<br />

in five years, b, in ten years, c, in twenty-five years, and so on, under an international trusteeship.<br />

There was then the inevitable committee that had to pass on this. It was met with the utmost<br />

indifference in the European office because they didn't believe the plan would ever come off. They<br />

knew that probably there weren't ten people in the United States government, if there were five, who<br />

believed that colonialism was dead, and that the British, the French, and the Dutch were not going<br />

back to their colonies as usual at the end of the war, which we expected to win. Kenneth believed it<br />

because he had been in Asia and had seen the rising tide there. He had written the article "Siam<br />

Rides the Tiger," which caught the spirit of the times. Also, the Japanese were the instrument that<br />

drove out the white man, who had completely lost his prestige as a consequence. This could never be<br />

regained. "I was convinced of it."<br />

One of the reasons Margaret and Kenneth resigned from mission work was because of the role<br />

of the national church vis a vis the missionaries. They both believed the mission was absolutely<br />

backward and without vision, that they were not raising up a national church, as they should, and<br />

were failing to do the obvious things to create an indigenous, Thai church, instead of just having<br />

missionaries running around and being important. This led to a big mission meeting in New York<br />

City over this issue, with missionaries called in from all over the world, the conclusion of which was<br />

to go on as usual. In response, the Landons resigned in twenty-five, double- spaced, typewritten<br />

pages, "well stated." Kenneth insisted that they be put on the record.<br />

So Kenneth had the background of thinking on the issue and was convinced from his<br />

experience in Thailand that the Thai, the Burmese, the Indonesians, and so on, were going to run their<br />

own show. They were no longer willing to be colonies. They were going to fight. "I knew I was<br />

going to be right on this. I had no doubt in the world of it." But the State Department didn't believe<br />

it. EY didn't believe it. And at the end of the war, in 1946, when Kenneth came back from the<br />

British-Siamese negotiations, Abbot Low Moffat, Kenneth's chief, said to him rather patronizingly,<br />

"Ken, you'd better take my advice and get out of Southeast Asian affairs in the Department of State<br />

and indeed Southeast Asian affairs anywhere. There's no future in it for a fine mind. There's no<br />

future in it. As for me, I'm going to Greece with George McGhee." And he did. He was typical.<br />

Moffat "parroted my line all the time because he didn't know anything." He tried to plagiarize<br />

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Kenneth's papers. "I had a real showdown with him." He would take Kenneth's papers into his office<br />

and redictate them, right down the line, top to bottom, and then put his name on at the bottom as the<br />

drafting officer. That didn't go on for long. Kenneth found out about it, went in, and had a big row<br />

with him, threatening to go down to Ballantyne with it. And he did, which made Ballantyne very<br />

unhappy. "So Moffat apologized and backed off, and he hated me the rest of his life."<br />

Moffat had been brought in by Joseph Grew, whom Kenneth often called Moffat's "father-inlaw<br />

once removed," because his brother married Grew's daughter. Moffat was always doing the<br />

wrong thing. He was involved in New York politics, but he openly opposed Thomas Dewey, who<br />

retaliated by driving him out of the Republican party apparatus. Suddenly, he was unemployed, and<br />

Grew had to find a slot for him. Grew was quite important, having been ambassador to Japan, and<br />

was now with the Department. So he brought Moffat in and put him over Kenneth.<br />

The Assistant Secretary was Adolph Burleigh (SP?), known as "Two Bathtub" Burleigh.<br />

There were only a couple of assistant secretaries, who were over Hornbeck.<br />

At this point, taping was suspended for two and a half months. We resumed<br />

September 24 with sessions on the Siam years that I have numbered 43, 44, and 45 because<br />

of the historical sequence. Finally, in mid-November, we returned to the State Department<br />

years that we were taping in July.<br />

7$3( ;, 6LGH<br />

Session #49 November 12, 1982 Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

5<br />

35:15 Kenneth refers to letters he and Margaret have just received from William and Elaine<br />

Atwood, friends in the Literary Society. Elaine [founder of The Woodpussies of the World],<br />

always calls Kenneth "Sir Wild Thyme." He shares from Elaine's letter. On the Atwoods' 100-yearold<br />

cuckoo clock.<br />

Kenneth tells the story of the office chair caper. There was a fellow named Monroe Hall,<br />

known as Rody Hall, who was a giant of a man—hyper-pituitary, six feet nine inches tall, and built in<br />

proportion—who had an incredible reputation in Asia. He was a China language officer with a<br />

stentorian voice as big as his size. In China, he led a fairly wild life, which in that climate wasn't<br />

difficult. There were many prostitutes around. He had a mistress as well as a wife. When he was<br />

coming home, he wanted to bring his mistress along with his wife, but that was too much. He was<br />

delighted to be getting away from a fellow Kenneth called Murley Twirly Meyers, the Consul<br />

General. Meyers was giving a farewell party for Rody and his family, at which Rody got so drunk,<br />

and was so happy to be leaving, that he went over and kicked a hole in a big bass drum. "This has<br />

gone down in the Foreign Service annals as a high point in his career." He went home to sleep it off;<br />

they were all packed to leave the next day; the next morning, papers arrived ordering him to stay on<br />

for another year.<br />

When Kenneth was first in the State Department, in late 1943, both Meyers and Hall were<br />

there together. Kenneth and Rody Hall were given a small, narrow office in the Executive Office<br />

Building, where State was then located, with twenty-four foot ceilings. The room was long.<br />

Kenneth's desk was next to the swinging doors to the hall. They were like barroom doors, which<br />

swung on hinges, and didn't go down to the floor or up to the ceiling. They let the air flow. In the<br />

middle of the room was Hall's desk. "And he ate twenty-four hours a day. I never saw him stop<br />

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eating. He always was crunching." At the window was Larry Salsbury. [This window overlooked<br />

the White House.]<br />

Kenneth has always had a problem sitting on a hard-bottomed chair "because I have a small<br />

bottom. I do not have much padding on my bottom." But here he was sitting in a miserable, hardbottomed,<br />

swivel chair at a mean little wooden desk next to the corridor, and then Monroe Hall at a<br />

larger desk, and finally Salsbury at a very substantial desk, since he was a class one officer. This<br />

little room was next door to Breckinridge Long's office, the Assistant Secretary. He was from a very<br />

prominent family, of great wealth, and a friend of Roosevelt's. Suddenly, the swinging doors opened,<br />

and a very small, old black man wheeled in a magnificent, leather, executive office armchair. It was<br />

beautiful, and new. It had leather arms and a leather seat, and it swivelled, "and it looked just<br />

beautiful." The little man said that he had a chair for Assistant Secretary Long; where should he put<br />

it? "Right here!" Kenneth said. "I was waiting for it." Kenneth leaped to his feet, kicked his old<br />

chair out, rolled the lovely new one behind his desk, and told the man to take the old one away. "I<br />

won't need it any more." There was dead silence in the office. Here were these two higher echelon<br />

officers, and then Kenneth, who had only been in the Department a few months, co-opting the<br />

Assistant Secretary's office chair. Dead silence. The little man said that Kenneth would have to sign<br />

for it. "Fine!" Kenneth said. The paper was proffered, and Kenneth scratched an illegible signature<br />

in the appropriate spot. "Certainly no one could read what I wrote. I couldn't have read it myself."<br />

He handed back the piece of paper, and the man took the old chair and disappeared.<br />

Kenneth never looked back at the two gentleman behind him in the office. The new chair had<br />

a high back, so they could only see the top of his head. And Kenneth sat there happily in his new<br />

chair. Then out of the silence, Kenneth heard Rody Hall's stentorian voice, "Well, I'll be goddamned!"<br />

Then Salsbury said Kenneth couldn't get away with that. "Well," Kenneth said, "if you<br />

keep your mouth shut, why not?" "I could have gotten fired for this, you know. But I was<br />

uncomfortable!" Neither man said anything further. Except that Rody lumbered over after a while<br />

and asked to try out the chair. Kenneth wouldn't let him. Said he would tell him how it felt, if he<br />

wanted to know.<br />

A girl came in to take dictation from Salsbury, and looked astounded at the sight of Kenneth's<br />

chair. She kept looking over at Kenneth and the chair. She said nothing, but Kenneth knew when<br />

she left that she would be spreading the word in the office pool. Sure enough, in a few minutes,<br />

another of the girls came sailing in and asked if the gentlemen wanted any coffee? By the end of the<br />

day, every girl in the pool had made a pass through the room to see the chair. Kenneth felt confident<br />

that the girls wouldn't tell on him. But at the same time, he knew he might be cashiered.<br />

Fortunately, none of those girls liked Breckinridge Long. They were secretly very pleased.<br />

Furthermore, Salsbury was in the process of doing a memorandum on Long with the purpose of<br />

getting Long fired. So he wasn't going to tell on Kenneth. "And Rody Hall simply fell in love with<br />

me right then and there because he decided that I was 'his kind of man'!" He could hardly pass<br />

Kenneth without giving him a punch on the shoulder, or something of the sort.<br />

The days passed. After about two weeks, a memorandum came around, signed by<br />

Breckinridge Long, saying that an executive leather armchair designed for his personal use had<br />

disappeared. Its whereabouts were mysteriously unknown. If anyone could arrange for its delivery<br />

to his office, no questions would be asked. "Dead silence. I sat in that chair for the rest of twentyfive<br />

years. It went with me to whatever office I had." He took it with him to the OCB in the 1950's,<br />

when he was on the White House staff. And then he took it with him back to the State Department in<br />

1962, in the Foreign Service Institute. "I had one of the best chairs in the Foreign Service Institute.<br />

Better than the Director's."<br />

Such items as desks, chairs, rugs, and so on, were prescribed according to rank in the<br />

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Department. "In the State, War, and Navy Building, which then became the State Department<br />

Building after Black Jack Pershing's offices were closed and reorganized—which were still there<br />

when I went there in October, '43—the really posh offices for Assistant Secretaries and for political<br />

advisors like Warren Beck (SP?) or Undersecretaries would be very large rooms with high ceilings.<br />

All the ceilings were twenty-four feet up." What determined the quality of the room was its size, and<br />

whether you had a fireplace or not, and also a mirror. There were huge mirrors in the numbers one,<br />

two, and three offices, running almost from the floor to the ceiling. When Nelson Rockefeller was<br />

there as Assistant Secretary for Latin American Affairs, he managed to have his chimney opened.<br />

Many of the chimneys were not in working order. One day Kenneth had occasion to go in there—<br />

Rockefeller was not there at the time. Kenneth had seen something going down the hallway and had<br />

wondered about it, so he followed down the hall to find out what was going on. It was a load of birch<br />

logs from the Northeast that must have been four feet long, wrapped in cellophane. And they were<br />

taken in to Rockefeller's office for use in his fireplace. "Yes, he wouldn't want to get his hands<br />

dirty!" He could pick up and put in a cellophane-wrapped birch log to burn in his fireplace whenever<br />

he wanted to. His office was posh in every way, with a huge mirror, fireplace, big lounge chairs, a<br />

couch, and so on.<br />

The Secretary of State at that point was a man named Cordell Hull. But he was ill. The<br />

Undersecretary of State, Edward Stettinius, ran the Department and reported to Hull, who lived in the<br />

Woodner Hotel. Kenneth tells how Stettinius once spoke at the same occasion as Margaret, the two<br />

of them having written books, and of how openly disgusted he was to learn that she was married to<br />

Kenneth, who was beneath his notice. "Nevertheless, it was a small department, and when I had to<br />

see the Undersecretary of State, I could telephone the office, and ask to see him, and the usual<br />

question was, 'Well, Mr. Landon, is it very urgent, or could you wait twenty minutes?' I mean, that<br />

was the kind of department it was in those days. It was small. There were only eight of us who ran<br />

all of East Asian affairs. And I was the RQO\ officer on Southeast Asia." He had to deal with the<br />

French desk, the British Commonwealth desk, and the Dutch desk, since they all were concerned<br />

with his areas. The Philippines were under the Department of the Interior, so State had nothing to do<br />

with them.<br />

Dean Atcheson came in with Truman. Stettinius succeeded Hull in 1944.<br />

Edward Stettinius's wife's parents owned the property that the Cosmos Club bought and that<br />

continues to be the Club's headquarters to this day. The Thompsons. They themselves owned a big<br />

estate down along the Potomac.<br />

Roosevelt died before the end of the war, of course. Joseph McCarthy got going about 1949.<br />

By then, the State Department had moved from the State, War, and Navy building, which is now<br />

called the Executive Office Building [and in 1995, the Old Executive Office Building, next to the<br />

White House], over to the present State Department Building at 21st and C Streets. Up to that time,<br />

that building had been the headquarters of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Subsequent to that time, there<br />

was a construction program to enlarge the building, so that it now is two blocks long. Kenneth came<br />

into his office there one morning to find that his files had been dumped all over the floor.<br />

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HOUR 68<br />

Session #49 continued November 12, 1982 Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIA135) Kenneth continues on the McCarthy era. In 1947 Kenneth delivered the Haskell<br />

lectures at Chicago University, and in 1949, his book, based on these and entitled Southeast Asia:<br />

Crossroad of Religions, was published. In it, there was one paragraph concerning Ho Chi Minh,<br />

commenting on his fluent use of the English language and his wide knowledge of political<br />

philosophies. Kenneth's problems began in about 1951 or 1952 and continued through the<br />

Eisenhower period until he moved over to the White House. He was questioned numerous times by<br />

two or three FBI inquisitors who would ask him all sorts of searching questions. Did he know Owen<br />

Lattimore? Sure he knew Owen Lattimore. Why? Well, he said something about you. Why would<br />

he like you? "Everybody likes me," Kenneth says. So what? Well, he said something very favorable<br />

to you. Did you agree with Owen Lattimore? Well, Kenneth certainly agreed that he, Kenneth, was<br />

a nice fellow. He didn't know what Lattimore had said, and they wouldn't tell him. Then they<br />

wanted to know why he had written the paragraph favorable to Ho Chi Minh. What made it<br />

favorable? Kenneth asked. You said he was a very able man. Well, he was!<br />

They would go away, then come back, then go away.<br />

State had documents prepared by the research section where Ken Wells had worked. There<br />

was a manuscript that had been classified confidential, but then was declassified because all of the<br />

information had become public. It was a useful document, so Kenneth asked to have a copy, and he<br />

brought it home and put it in one of the cabinets in Margaret's office. He didn't have an office at<br />

home in those years. Then one day he went to look for the document, and it was gone. He asked<br />

Margaret about it, and she couldn't find it either. About a week later, Margaret suddenly let out a yip<br />

and called him. Did he remember that document he was looking for? Well, it was there, right where<br />

they had looked. It had been put back. In those days, it was very easy to break into 4711. [Kip<br />

himself did so several times when he forgot his keys.]<br />

Carol had a bedroom that was directly over the door from the basement to the garage.<br />

Kenneth rarely closed the garage door itself. For several nights, Carol lay in bed in terror listening to<br />

people in the basement as they talked in low voices. [The sound came up through the heating<br />

ducts.] She was too frightened to come and tell her parents. She only told them later. "And our files<br />

were simply ransacked from end to end." Then came the day when he came into his office to find the<br />

files all over the floor. May Bellamy was his secretary, a handsome black woman, and she was<br />

outraged. She kept those files, many cases of them, and they were strewn all over the floor. Some<br />

people had spent the night in there hunting for evidence against Kenneth.<br />

Nothing ever came of it. "No, they couldn't hang anything on me. 'My strength was as the<br />

strength of ten because my heart was pure.' They didn't have a thing on me, and couldn't find<br />

anything. It was very disappointing." They interviewed a lot of people about him, but all they ever<br />

got were favorable comments.<br />

Kenneth feels sure the FBI had listening devices in 4711. "We did know that our phone was<br />

tapped during a period when Carol had a girl friend over on the next block, and they spent hours on<br />

the phone discussing a turtle named Myrtle. And we were just delighted to think that all that went on<br />

tape and hoped that they read it all." They could tell the phone was tapped because in those days<br />

tapping was crude. There was a difference in the sound of the line when someone else was on the<br />

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line with you.<br />

2<br />

7:45 When Harry Truman became President, the Potsdam conference changed the war theater for<br />

MacArthur. This brought Lord Louis Mountbatten's command into Thailand and the Indochinese<br />

states south of the 16th parallel, with Chiang Kai Shek north of that. Roosevelt's policy on no return<br />

of the French to Indochina aborted right there at Potsdam, courtesy of Harry Truman. That was a<br />

dramatic change.<br />

At the end of the war, the British put twenty-one demands on the Thai. We had a General<br />

Timmerman in Ceylon who was attached to Mountbatten's command and who reported these twentyone<br />

demands. "And then our people began to fly in what we called P S A. By that time, it was the<br />

Philippines and Southern Asia. We had the Philippines by then. And Burma. Burma was tossed<br />

back and forth between the South Asian people and ourselves. Nobody wanted it Actually, nobody<br />

wanted Burma. It was just a never-neverland." So State went to work on the twenty-one demands,<br />

which led to Kenneth's going out at the end of the war.<br />

There was an amusing incident when the Thai minister, Seni Pramoj—there was no<br />

ambassador; only the minister—got into a quarrel with his military attaché, Karp Kunjara, who was<br />

in charge of the Free Thai movement. This was an intelligence operation that was supposed to<br />

function with Dai Li out of China, Dai Li being the head of Chinese intelligence for Chiang Kai<br />

Shek. Pramoj was so small-minded that he wouldn't even issue sheets and pillowcases and ordinary<br />

household necessities to Kunjara, who was a colonel. At that time, all of the Thai money in this<br />

country was frozen. But then the U.S. unfroze it on an agreed basis, so much for the running of the<br />

Legation and for the maintenance of their staff. Kenneth called the minister in and said that the<br />

quarreling and bickering with Colonel Karp Kunjara was going to end immediately. He was not to<br />

deprive his military attaché of any of his basic needs, not while the war effort was on. Kenneth added<br />

that, if Pramoj failed to comply, he, Kenneth, would stop all moneys going to the Legation until he<br />

did. Pramoj was so angry with Kenneth that he went back to his office and wrote a letter to the<br />

Assistant Secretary of State Adolph Burleigh (known as "Two Bathtub"; Bill Landon had dates with<br />

his daughter). He was regarded as a genius. He took the letter up to the Under Secretary, wondering<br />

what to do. The letter said that Kenneth was an enemy of Thailand, doing a disservice to the Free<br />

Thai movement, and that he should be removed from office and have nothing more to do with<br />

Thailand. This letter, according to the normal bureaucratic procedure, was sent down to Kenneth as<br />

the desk officer for Thailand for the drafting of a reply that would go out over the signature of the<br />

Assistant Secretary.<br />

Kenneth proceeded to draft "a beautiful letter, dispassionate, objective, disinterested, but<br />

indicating very clearly that the staffing of the Foreign Service was a matter for the officials<br />

responsible in the Foreign Service in the Department of State, and his remarks would be taken into<br />

consideration and given due weight, or something like that." In other words, "Nuts to you, brother, in<br />

a very nice and polite, official, diplomatic fashion." Kenneth took the draft down to Burleigh.<br />

"The reason he was called 'Two Bathtub' was that his words of genius were so remarkable that his<br />

wife hated to miss a one of them, and she had two bathtubs put side by side in the bathroom, so that<br />

when he took a bath, she'd take a bath, and they could continue their talks."<br />

The military attaché, Karp Kunjara, later told Kenneth that he had no further problems. As a<br />

consequence of this incident, Pramoj's brother, who was one of the leading politicians in Thailand,<br />

Kukrit Pramoj, who has been Prime Minister, "is just a relentless enemy of mine." He even wrote<br />

about Kenneth in his newspaper, running him down, saying that Kenneth spoke and understood Thai<br />

so badly that he could not communicate. Kenneth was in the country at the time, speaking to the<br />

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Rotary Club that very week. He referred to the article, speaking in Thai, and said, "You'll all be<br />

delighted to know that I cannot speak Thai and that you cannot understand me." They just roared<br />

with laughter. He proceeded to deliver a twenty-minute speech in Thai "just for the hell of it."<br />

3<br />

16:48 During the war, the Regent, who was the head of the Free Thai movement in Thailand—<br />

Luang Pradit Menuthom (SP?), which was his title, or Pridi Panomyong (SP?), his name—was<br />

known as "Ruth" to the OSS. The head of the police was known as "Betty." These were their<br />

codenames. There were agents from the Free Thai movement here in Washington during much of the<br />

war, and the Landons had them in their house a good deal.<br />

When the war ended, Seni Pramoj was called home to be Prime Minister. Kenneth was sent<br />

out at the same time to advise our negotiators in the British-Thai negotiations.<br />

Before that, when the end of the war had come, our troops overran Germany and liberated a<br />

group of Thai, including Queen Ramphai Barni, the widow of King Prajadhipok (SP?), along with<br />

her entourage, and a Thai minister and his staff, and a number of students. There must have been<br />

about thirty-five to forty in their group, and they were all housed in one hotel in New York, on one<br />

floor. Kenneth was sent up by the State Department because the Thai were "pretending" that they<br />

didn't speak much English. They would talk amongst themselves, of course. Since Kenneth spoke<br />

the language, he went up to communicate with them and find out what they wanted to do. Did they<br />

want to go back to Thailand? stay in the U.S.? Where did they want to go?<br />

Kenneth arrived and went up to the floor the Thai were staying on. They were all in a large<br />

ballroom, all speaking in Thai, when Kenneth walked in. They looked at him with indifference.<br />

None of them knew him. He walked around amongst them, listening to them talk. Finally, he broke<br />

out into Thai and asked who was in charge of their group. He wanted to speak to their leader, and of<br />

course, this was the minister. "They were stunned. They were absolutely stunned because never had<br />

they heard a foreigner speak fluent Thai as I did. It was a very novel, unusual, startling experience."<br />

They were in a terrible flurry for a time. Kenneth had a list of their names, and he worked to identify<br />

who was who, and what they wanted to do.<br />

One young man said he was a student and would like to return to Germany or England. Was<br />

that possible? Kenneth wasn't sure, but assured him he could continue his studies somewhere. The<br />

man was definite that he wished to return to Europe. So Kenneth promised to try to arrange that,<br />

which he eventually did. The man returned to England and completed his education. He later<br />

became the Thai ambassador to the United States. Once, when Kenneth made a speech before the<br />

Thai-American Association, he turned up. Kenneth didn't recall his name, but when the ambassador<br />

told him of the incident at the hotel in New York, Kenneth remembered. He was very friendly. He<br />

was soon recalled to Bangkok to become the minister of foreign affairs, so he was one of their top<br />

people.<br />

Most of the rest of the Thai wanted to return to Thailand.<br />

When Kenneth returned from his trip to Southeast Asia in March of 1946, the Queen and her<br />

entourage were here in Washington. Kenneth had brought back with him a large phonograph<br />

collection of traditional Thai music. These were 78 rpm records. The Queen sent word around that<br />

she would like to come to dinner at the Landons' home. She named the night and the time, which was<br />

the royal prerogative. The Landons had the dinner catered here at 4711. They stationed their<br />

daughter Carol, who was thirteen at the time, in the breakfast room, next to the formal dining room,<br />

with the job of playing these records on the phonograph. There were twelve for dinner, and as the<br />

dinner was served, the classical Thai music began to emanate from the next room. And the Queen<br />

suddenly burst into tears. She apologized for her emotion, but she explained that the piece they were<br />

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hearing was the music that her husband most loved to hear played while they had dinner in the<br />

Palace. It was one of his favorites. Kenneth had not known, of course. He knew the pieces were<br />

classic tunes played by the royal orchestra, the Pin Pha (SP?), but that was all. The Queen was quite<br />

touched.<br />

In 1950, when he was in Thailand, Kenneth called on the Queen. Initially, she could not<br />

remember him, but then quickly remembered. She was in the sun gardens down on the eastern side<br />

of the Gulf of Siam at an estate that she had. She wanted to know why Kenneth had bothered to call<br />

on her, and he answered that he always liked to call on people, if he could, who had had dinner in his<br />

house. "I've had dinner in your house?!" Yes, and as Kenneth told her, it all came back to her.<br />

4<br />

27:18 Kip remembers that, when he was very young, there was an article in the newspaper about<br />

the Landons working to put in a special new kind of grass on their terraces. There was a picture of<br />

Carol hard at work. Kenneth recalls it too. When they moved in late 1944, there was no grass, no<br />

shrubbery, no trees except for some Virginia scrub pines out behind the house. Oh, Kenneth recalls,<br />

there ZHUH six shrubs. The Landons decided to turn the liabilities of the bare terraces into something<br />

special. Out back, what they did was to put in a rock garden. But the first thing was to get some<br />

grass growing on the three front terraces. Kenneth called the Department of Agriculture, Division of<br />

Grasses, out in Beltsville, their experimental station, and asked the head of the division if he could<br />

recommend a "self-cutting, weed-proof terrace grass." The man recommended something<br />

experimental, called "Korean grave grass." It was a variety of zoysia, not zoysia japonica, but a fine,<br />

slow-growing grass that in some climates never had to be cut, called zoysia matrella. It had not been<br />

grown this far north. The man gave Kenneth an address where he could buy three square yards of the<br />

stuff. It was like buying a Persian rug. Very expensive. $12 a square yard, or so.<br />

When Kenneth began to plant the front terraces, he found them so full of rocks that there was<br />

no place to plant grass. Kenneth had to "de-bone" the terraces as he went. Initially, he tried planting<br />

plugs of the grass on the theory that it would grow in, but that didn't work. The terrace was too steep.<br />

So he ended up taking heavy tin shears and cutting long strips of the grass, two inches wide, laying<br />

them in a little trench. He prepared the ground first with generous doses of sheep manure, on the<br />

theory that this would "release its goodies over an extended period of time."<br />

Those first three square yards of zoysia, planted in strips, survived the winter. So Kenneth<br />

wrote Miss Nell Pickens, Sleepy Hollow Farms, in North Carolina, and ordered a lot of the grass.<br />

Then Bill got into the act, with Margaret, and they began to saw up the grass using a pair of boxes on<br />

which they laid the grass, which made the task much easier. The result was that the terraces were<br />

"just beautiful." Kenneth only had to cut them two or three times a year.<br />

5<br />

32:44 The Landons' next-door neighbor was a Dutchman named von Bredenburg (SP?), who was<br />

the counsellor of the Netherlands embassy. The Landons were told when they moved into 4711<br />

Fulton Street in 1944 that he would have nothing to do with them. He didn't want to know his<br />

neighbors. He was the kind who would come out in white duck trousers, wearing white gloves,<br />

carrying a little pair of scissors to snip things on rose bushes. That was his idea of gardening. He<br />

didn't think much of Kenneth because here Kenneth was in muck, wearing shorts, no shirt, no shoes<br />

either, as he worked on his terraces. "I was just in mud, I was a mess. He wanted nothing to do with<br />

me." Well, the grass became famous. Kenneth had telephone interviews from the press about it.<br />

They were quite interested.<br />

Subsequently, von Bredenburg went over to the State Department one day, and called on the<br />

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Dutch desk officer, Jack Morgan. This would have been about 1947 or 1948. The Dutch were trying<br />

to get military assistance from us to help them regain control of the Dutch East Indies. He asked Mr.<br />

Morgan what had happened to his appeals for aid. He had written them and communicated<br />

repeatedly, and nothing had ever happened. Why not? Why can't you help us? We're your allies.<br />

Morgan replied that he had written up recommendations that the aid be granted, including arms and<br />

logistics support, but then the memorandum had to be cleared with the Southeast Asia desk officer,<br />

Kenneth Landon, who was von Bredenburg's next-door neighbor, and he always rejected it. When<br />

Jack told Kenneth about this conversation, Kenneth asked how von Bredenburg had reacted. Morgan<br />

just made a sound, "Ooomph!" Von Bredenburg naturally assumed that Kenneth was angry about his<br />

attitude and was doing it to get back at him. But in fact, Kenneth didn't care about that one way or<br />

the other. The real reason was Kenneth's opposition to any attempt to reinstall colonialism.<br />

The very next day or so, the photographers came out from The Washington Post to take<br />

pictures of Kenneth's grass. They asked Carol to pose sitting in the grass, it was so beautiful. Von<br />

Bredenburg's young children came bustling over, all dressed up, to get into the picture. But even that<br />

didn't get the Dutch the aid they wanted!<br />

6<br />

36:40 In 1942-43, the winter was terrible. The Landons didn't have enough oil to heat the house<br />

because the oil was rationed according to the use of previous winters, and the family that had lived<br />

there had always gone south in the winter so that hardly any oil had been used. Margaret was<br />

miserable, pregnant with Kip, working to finish her book. Kenneth was still with the BEW. He tells<br />

again of the office pool, and the cradle with the book and the doll on either end. People at the BEW<br />

were literally finding excuses to go out to the house at 2910 Brandywine St. so that they could get a<br />

look at Margaret and perhaps change their bet. Margaret finished the book July 23, immediately after<br />

which she had the first labor pain. Kenneth describes getting lost on the way to the hospital, in the<br />

middle of the night, with the streets empty and no one around to ask for directions. But he found his<br />

way, and Kip was quickly born.<br />

Kenneth believes the final manuscript of the book weighed more than the baby at birth, once<br />

it was all wrapped up to be sent to John Day. The actual publication was in 1944. The book was<br />

such a smashing success that money began to come in, and the Landons decided to use the money to<br />

get a house. And so they bought 4711 Fulton Street. Kenneth comments again on the deplorable<br />

condition of the grounds, which had frightened off other buyers. The other houses on the block had<br />

been inhabited for some time and had landscaping. 4711 was the last house built on the block in that<br />

initial period. [One house was built three houses up the street many years later.]<br />

Peggy experimented with quite a number of boys in her dating. One night she went out with a<br />

tough Italian boy who came to the house trying to look respectable, but "he was a real tough."<br />

Margaret got very upset about it, weeping all through the evening. She expected a real tragedy to<br />

ensue. She could scarcely believe it when Peggy came home alive, and on time! Peggy never dated<br />

that one again.<br />

She always had lots of boyfriends. One of them hoped to become a professional baseball<br />

player. Another went on to West Point, Lou Schalk. He became a test pilot.<br />

Peggy decided to give a party. That meant they had to take up the big rug in the living room,<br />

which Kenneth had to do. And wax the floor. When the party was going, a whole bunch of kids<br />

crashed the party uninvited. "Well, Peggy, she's little but oh my, and she just told those fellows how<br />

they were going to have to behave. My night was made, however, when one of them. . . ." He goes<br />

on to say that they were hunting for a bottle of liquor, but that there was none in the house.<br />

"Margaret and I didn't drink anything at that time. I couldn't have had a bottle of wine or whiskey in<br />

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this house without losing my ears. I wasn't inclined to lose my ears. . . ." In any case, this one young<br />

fellow was determined to find a bottle of alcohol, and he snuck into the kitchen. There, under the<br />

sink, he found it, or so he thought! It was actually a bottle of fish oil from China or Japan, with<br />

unintelligible characters all down the label, and it looked as if it could have been a bottle of white<br />

wine. That guy jerked the cork out, upended the bottle, and glug glug glugged it down before it<br />

dawned on him that this was not liquor. Kenneth walked in just at that moment. The guy let out a<br />

wild cry, threw the bottle in the sink, and made a dash for the back door, and then Kenneth heard the<br />

most awful retching outside, accompanied by agonizing groans. After that, the kid and his friends<br />

left. They weren't going to stay at a party where they couldn't drink. "And I was so cheered by it. I<br />

just laughed and laughed and laughed." The party was a great success. Peggy was "always a very<br />

sociable type."<br />

7<br />

51:05 Bill was an absolute natural golfer. "He could have been a professional golfer if he had<br />

wanted to." He had good timing, the co-ordination, the grace. There was a golf team at Wilson High<br />

School. But what Bill wanted to do was to run the mile, so he went out for the track team. Margaret<br />

and Kenneth dutifully went to his meets, as all good parents should. And Bill would run with<br />

everything he had, coming in last, "running with all his might, up and down in the same spot."<br />

Kenneth kidded him about it.<br />

Later on, when Bill was living in Seattle, he took up race-walking. He studied the technique<br />

and learned the rolling gate and become quite expert. He could really cover the ground then.<br />

Unfortunately, he injured himself, so he gave up race-walking and began jogging.<br />

In 1945, Kenneth went out to Thailand for the British-Thai negotiations, and one of his first<br />

trips out of Bangkok was to Cambodia. "I had, you might say, liberated an old beat-up Chevrolet car<br />

that had been owned by some foreigner, probably an Englishman, pasted a big American flag in the<br />

windshield, over the right side of the windshield, and I had a jeep with two OSS officers as my escort<br />

officers wearing their uniforms and .45 Colt automatic pistols. . . ." One was a man named Walter<br />

Bella (SP?), who later became a scholar and has written the definitive study to date on Rama III, the<br />

third monarch of the Chakri dynasty. They hadn't gone more than an hour or two out of Bangkok<br />

when they saw a huge cloud of dust up ahead of them. They thought it was buffalo at first, but when<br />

they drove up behind it, they discovered to their dismay that it was a Japanese army marching under<br />

its own power, with no allied military about at all, under its own command to a camp to await<br />

repatriation to Japan. [And every soldier was fully armed.] Kenneth learned later that it was the<br />

crack Japanese army back from Burma, some 90,000 troops. The escort officer asked Kenneth what<br />

they should do, and Kenneth said they would blow the horn and drive through them. The army<br />

would have to move. So the Jeep and the car both blew their horns as they drove up behind the<br />

marching army. The soldiers looked back, and the officer at the rear immediately saluted, seeing that<br />

it was an official car with an American flag. The troops began to move over, and it was like passing<br />

a boa constrictor as the two vehicles drove along. They had to go slowly. It took several hours to<br />

drive past them until they could turn off on the road to Cambodia.<br />

They reached the border, and the district officer there gave them lunch and offered them lunch<br />

when they returned. They drove on to the city of Battambang, which was the home town of one of<br />

Thailand's prime ministers, Kuanga Phaiwon (SP?), later on, a very wealthy man. His brother was<br />

the governor there. Well, before Kenneth left Bangkok, the OSS chaps had told him he ought to<br />

carry a revolver, just in case, and they suggested he take a .32 Colt automatic. Kenneth didn't have a<br />

place to carry this, so he stuck it in his belt. The trouble was that, when he went to the tropics, he lost<br />

weight at the rate of about a pound a day, until he reached 133 or 134 pounds. "I got thinner and<br />

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thinner as I went." He had "this wretched gun" stuck in his belt when he walked into the marble<br />

palace to meet the governor, Apaiwong (SP?), the brother of Kuang. The governor knew Kenneth<br />

was coming, because Kenneth had telegraphed ahead to make an appointment to see him. As<br />

Kenneth walked toward him, he was about forty to fifty feet from him when suddenly "this wretched<br />

gun" slid out of his belt, down his trouser leg, skidded off the front of his toe, and skated along the<br />

marble floor, ending up at the governor's feet. The man stood there, looking down at this gun, then<br />

looking up at Kenneth, and he laughed, "Why, Mr. Landon, have you come to assassinate me?"<br />

Kenneth laughed too and explained that he was just too thin and the damn gun fell out of his belt and<br />

went down his trouser leg. And besides, there were no bullets in it. The governor picked it up and<br />

checked. That was right; there were no bullets in it. He asked if Kenneth wanted it back, and<br />

Kenneth said yes because he had to turn it in to the OSS when he returned to Bangkok. The governor<br />

thought the whole thing was just hilarious.<br />

Kenneth stayed with him, then went on to Angkor Wat, where he was met by the curator of<br />

Angkor, a Frenchman.<br />

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HOUR 69<br />

Session #49 continued November 12, 1982 Kenneth and Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIA500) Kenneth went on to Angkor, where he was met by the curator of Angkor, a<br />

Frenchman, who brought his wife, two of his daughters, and perhaps a son. Kenneth spent most of a<br />

week there. During the week, the French curator took Kenneth to the inmost temple of the Angkor<br />

collection of temples, which was deep in the jungle and was known as "The Children's Temple"<br />

because it was in miniature. It had been built by one of the emperors for his children. The doorways<br />

were all low. The facilities were all of a miniature nature.<br />

While they were there, all of sudden, out of the jungle came a band or thirty or forty savagelooking<br />

individuals with blowguns, bows and arrows, and knives. Kenneth thought, "Oh my gosh,<br />

this is the end of Landon!" But all the men wanted was to sell these items to the white men, whom<br />

they regarded as tourists, the first they had seen in years. They were determined that the whites<br />

should buy their weapons. Kenneth was very relieved. Didn't buy anything. Wouldn't have known<br />

what to do with blowpipes.<br />

Session #50 November 19, 1982 Kenneth and Kip<br />

2<br />

1:48 The cost of Kenneth's trip was $1367 one way by plane to Bangkok, plus $342 for his<br />

baggage! He flew on a C-54 military plane. The C-47 was the workhorse. But the C-54 was much<br />

more substantial. He flew from New York City, flying out over the fleet as it was delivering a<br />

twenty-one gun salute to President Truman.<br />

On a later trip, Kenneth recalls, as he flew up to New York, a little boy was sitting next to him<br />

on the plane and asked, "Where are you going, sir?" very politely. And Kenneth told him, New York.<br />

And where was he going after that? Kenneth answered that he was taking the Stratocruiser from<br />

here. The boy turned around and looked at Kenneth thoughtfully, then asked, with an absolutely<br />

straight face, "To what planet, sir?" And he meant it. "I've never forgotten that exchange because it<br />

was so serious." To him "Stratocruiser" meant outer space. He didn't think it strange at all. "He<br />

looked at me with considerable interest."<br />

The 1945 flight from New York landed in Ireland, then in London, where Kenneth visited the<br />

bookstores. He then flew to Paris. Margaret had just "gotten in the chips" because of Anna, and had<br />

some money to spend. They had agreed that he would buy books along the way, wherever he could<br />

find good collections. Many of the items that Margaret now has are from the collection of an English<br />

scholar who wrote two books on Thailand, a three-hundred-pound man whose name Kenneth cannot<br />

recall, who carried a funny little knife attached to his belt in all his travels. He had decided to sell off<br />

a good bit of his library. (Kenneth goes to locate the name. Quaritch Wales. The Quaritch<br />

Publishing Company was one of his sponsors.) One of his books concerned Thai government<br />

ceremony, which was derived from the Cambodians in the fifteenth century. It was a fine study,<br />

based on materials Wales got from Prince Damrong, who was also a fine scholar. At any rate, in<br />

London Kenneth bought many books that had belonged to Quaritch Wales, including books of old<br />

photographs taken by one of the most famous of English photographers of the early period.<br />

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Asia, and particularly on Thailand. Kenneth began taking items off the shelves and setting them on a<br />

table as he went along. The owner of the shop became agitated as he saw everything coming off the<br />

shelf. Finally, the man said to Kenneth that it would be so much better if he just took out the books<br />

that interested him and returned the others to their shelves. Kenneth replied, "Why, I'm taking them<br />

all!" The man just practically swooned because he saw almost his entire stock being sold. Finally,<br />

Kenneth had virtually everything he had on Thailand out on the table, told the man to put them in<br />

boxes, figure out the bill, and ship them off to Margaret in Washington. Kenneth explained who he<br />

was, and showed his identification. He said Margaret would send a check. And amazingly, with no<br />

other assurance than this that he would be paid, the man did it.<br />

3<br />

11:40 Kenneth's preparation for the trip were very simple. He knew that he would be travelling all<br />

over Southeast Asia and that he would probably have to handle his own baggage, so he knew that he<br />

needed to keep his baggage to a minimum. What he settled on became his classic "baggage<br />

complement." He carried a briefcase shaped like a small satchel, and in that he always carried the<br />

usual things for personal comfort, such as shaving kit, toothbrush, soap, some sort of alcohol, perhaps<br />

an eau de cologne, so that if he had to splash alcohol on anything, it would smell good, an extra pair<br />

of glasses, paper and envelopes to write letters on, a couple of books, a change of underwear, a shirt,<br />

two or three pairs of socks, a sweater—because even in the tropics, if you were flying two or three<br />

thousand feet up in a plane, it was cold. If he were separated from his suitcase, he would be able to<br />

get by.<br />

He wrote regular letters to Margaret during his travels because that was the way he had<br />

decided to keep a record of his trip. He didn't want to keep a diary with him, other than a small book<br />

"for jottings" with a bare minimum of details on who he saw or was going to see and when. He also<br />

wrote regular letters to his office in the State Department that included information of more<br />

diplomatic interest and less family interest.<br />

In his one suitcase—actually a small trunk—he carried a small mosquito net that he could<br />

drape over his head while sleeping. He used it often. He carried suits that he could wash and hang to<br />

dry, two or three of them, and of course shirts and underwear and so on. He also carried a medical<br />

kit, including 1000 pills of sulfaguanidine for dysentery "because I knew I'd get it, and I knew I'd run<br />

into people everywhere who had it. . . ." It was one of his most welcome contributions in Southeast<br />

Asia as he travelled around. People would do almost anything to get these pills because they had<br />

nothing comparable. Four of these pills, they would call them "GI cement." You took four to start<br />

with, and then two every few hours thereafter. "They'd stop you."<br />

He also carried quinine, iodine, some sort of salve, band-aids, and so on.<br />

He had a little tin trunk, fatter than any suitcase would be, with no amenities inside. He could<br />

lock it with two little Yale locks, which he generally did.<br />

For money, Kenneth carried some cash, and money orders, but what he really depended on<br />

were his travel orders. He carried a sheaf of these which he wrote himself as the need arose. He was<br />

the assistant chief of the division, and he authorized Kenneth P. Landon to make this trip. (As things<br />

came up, he would write up a new travel order, authorizing Kenneth Landon to travel to such and<br />

such a place on official Department of State business.) He could go to any embassy or any consulate<br />

and draw money, which he did over the five months of the trip.<br />

4<br />

19:20 From Paris, Kenneth caught another C-54, which was a propeller plane. After flying on this<br />

sort of plane for a few days, you seemed to continue hearing the propellers. You really felt it. Those<br />

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planes made an awful racket. The stops were fairly frequent because those planes had to be refueled<br />

fairly often. For some reason or other, the passengers kept getting breakfast wherever they set down.<br />

It would always be ham and eggs or bacon and eggs, and terrible coffee. "I can still remember it with<br />

a sense of horror."<br />

On that part of the trip, they flew down over Ba'albek, then down over northern Africa past<br />

the pyramids. As they flew over northern Africa, they went right over Rommel's battlefield. It was a<br />

dramatic scene because you could see where the battles had been fought, and you could see all those<br />

tanks and discarded vehicles and weapons of various sorts, just lying there abandoned. It was a scene<br />

of devastation.<br />

They went on across India, landing first in Karachi and then at Calcutta. From Calcutta, they<br />

flew to Rangoon, Burma, and finally to Bangkok. When he arrived in Burma, the consul general,<br />

Glen Abby (SP?), briefed him on conditions in the country. Abby was later fired during the<br />

McCarthy period on the grounds that he was a homosexual. Kenneth knew nothing about that, but<br />

found him to be "very fine person to work with." Burma was disturbed politically. The British were<br />

very cautious because they discovered that if they rode around in their jeeps at night, they were<br />

sitting ducks. They would be silhouetted against the light of their own headlights, and they were<br />

being assassinated all over the place. So if they went anywhere, they quickly learned to drive without<br />

lights. This added "a certain quality, you might say, of interest to the trip." Kenneth travelled around<br />

with them when he had to. The Burmese were travelling the roads carrying guns and shotguns, ready<br />

to use them. They were preparing to rise up against the English.<br />

Glen Abby had made himself known to Aung San (SP?), the leading Burmese general, and to<br />

Sachin "So" and Sachin "This" and U Nu and others. Kenneth met them all at that time, through<br />

Glen Abby. They were absolutely determined to drive the British out. Admiral Lord Louis<br />

Mountbatten recognized this. There was a British government which had been a government-in-exile<br />

which returned to Burma to take over, and inevitably this was going to lead to a civil war. At that<br />

time, Lord Louis was meeting with Aung San, and Aung San went on to London, with Lord Louis'<br />

support for his demands for self-government and independence. Mountbatten avoided a civil war<br />

there by doing this. It was he, of course, who later became the "High Mucky Muck" of India and<br />

fostered the independence of India and its division into India and Pakistan. He did so for the same<br />

reason, to avoid all the unnecessary bloodshed. The outcome was inevitable anyway. In this,<br />

Mountbatten and those who supported him were much smarter than the French, who were determined<br />

to stay in Indochina. In a sense, Mountbatten was in opposition to the Churchillian doctrine, which<br />

was that he was not in office to preside over the dissolution of the British Empire. That was exactly<br />

what Lord Louis Mountbatten ZDV doing. When Kenneth was in Burma, this issue was very hot, and<br />

there were people being shot every night.<br />

One night, according to Kenneth's letters of the time, prowlers came around, and Kenneth<br />

scared them off. But Kenneth has no memory of this.<br />

The nationalists in Burma came around to Glen Abby's house every night to talk, and Kenneth<br />

spent a good deal of time with them.<br />

From Rangoon, Kenneth went on over to Bangkok. There was an OSS mission in Bangkok,<br />

represented by James Thompson. On the Legation side, only one other American was there, having<br />

arrived the day before Kenneth to represent the USIA, Ted Grundahl (SP?). He was really a public<br />

relations fellow, there to publicize whatever was going on. He welcomed Kenneth.<br />

Kenneth's job was to meet with the Thai officials and to inspect the American Legation to<br />

ensure that everything was in order for the arrival of our Chargé d'Affaires, Charles Yost, who was<br />

due a day or so later. The Legation had been used by the Japanese as a stable, so it had been like a<br />

barnyard. But the Thai had thoroughly cleaned it up. When Kenneth went to inspect it, he found the<br />

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Chinese staff that had staffed the Legation before World War II. They were back on the job. Some<br />

of them had known Kenneth as a missionary. The Thai, of course, knew he was coming, and they<br />

had him on their CID list—Central Intelligence Department—because of some articles Kenneth had<br />

written for Asia magazine, and particularly "Siam Rides the Tiger," before the war, concerning<br />

Siam's relations with Japan. This had annoyed a number of high officials, particularly in the Thai<br />

ministry of foreign affairs. When they found out that Kenneth was coming out as a representative of<br />

the United States government, they scrubbed his name from the list.<br />

5<br />

30:40 The overall purpose of Kenneth's trip was initially to be political advisor on the negotiations<br />

between the English and the Thai. The British had made twenty-one demands on the Thai, which<br />

would have made Thailand virtually a British colony. The negotiations went on simultaneously in<br />

Bangkok and in Colombo, with delegates going back and forth. Kenneth didn't go back and forth; he<br />

stayed in Bangkok with Charles Yost. But we had Americans in Colombo too. The Thai<br />

representative who did shuttle back and forth was Prince Wiwat (SP?), who Kenneth knew from his<br />

missionary days and had come to know well more recently. He was a banker and a very fine<br />

gentleman. The British representative in Bangkok had been their consul general in Chiang Mai<br />

before the war, a man named Byrd. The State Department was busy sending out orders and<br />

instructions on what to do and not to do on these demands, with the hope of beating the British back.<br />

Kenneth had arrived in October. By December the demands had largely been diminished to one. The<br />

British were demanding that Thailand, which had come through the war in good shape, unhurt,<br />

undamaged, with three million tons of rice in storage, contribute all of this rice free to Burma,<br />

Indonesia, Malaysia, which were in need of food. Things were especially difficult in Indonesia,<br />

though they had done well agriculturally, surprisingly. Kenneth took the point of view that the Thai<br />

didn't have the rice; it was the Chinese merchants who did. And they weren't going to give anything<br />

to anyone.<br />

The negotiations went on week after week. Kenneth would interrupt now and then, or give<br />

Charles Yost some advice, or make some observation. Finally, Mr. Byrd decided to dispose of him.<br />

He spoke to Kenneth, saying that he was assuming a knowledge of the country of Thailand that he<br />

really didn't possess. "We all admire your father as a scholar, and his books, which we regard as very<br />

scholarly works on this country. But you can't claim to know what your father knew." Prince Wiwat<br />

was sitting there, and his eyes "got big and round" as he realized that Byrd didn't know Kenneth had<br />

written the books. Kenneth smiled and said, "Why, Mr. Byrd, in the language of One greater than I,<br />

'I and my father are one.' I wrote those books." It just took the gas out of him, really. That was<br />

virtually the end of British opposition while Kenneth was there. Mr. Byrd was "crushed" to have<br />

made such a booboo.<br />

At this point, in December, King Ananda returned from Switzerland with his younger brother,<br />

Phumipol, who is the present king. They were unmarried, still boys. King Ananda had to make a<br />

little speech when he arrived, and his speech had to be in Thai, and was written for him.<br />

Unfortunately, he didn't speak Thai as well as Kenneth did. It was striking. He just stumbled and<br />

stumbled like a schoolboy, trying to read the speech, which he could not have written himself. His<br />

mother was there. They arrived by boat at the riverside, and the diplomats were all out at the dock to<br />

greet them.<br />

The royal family, that is, King Ananda, Phumipol, their mother, Charlie Yost and his wife<br />

Irena, and Kenneth had meals together several times. Kenneth had not taken any formal clothes on<br />

the trip. Just white duck suits. When the King entertained at dinner, it had to be formal, since it was<br />

in the palace.<br />

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One of our OSS fellows, named McDonald, gave King Ananda and Phumipol a number of<br />

items that he had there, one of them a jeep, and these two kids would practically scare the life out of<br />

everybody in the royal palace because the roadways in the palace grounds were hardly wider than the<br />

jeep. The two of them would come racing down those narrow roads, and people would simply leap<br />

for their lives to get away from them. What could they do with the King and his brother? McDonald<br />

also gave them a .45 Colt automatic, which was the gun that was used later to kill King Ananda,<br />

when he was murdered in 1946—after Kenneth had left.<br />

When Kenneth had first arrived in Bangkok, he had to have a place to stay. He didn't stay at<br />

the Legation until after the Yosts arrived; they then invited him to stay with them. Until then, he<br />

stayed where the OSS mission was staying, in the Rose Palace, the Suigalop (SP?), where our agents<br />

had worked from inside the royal palace during the war. He was a bunkmate of Major James<br />

Thompson and was with him when he received a Dear John letter from his wife telling him she was<br />

divorcing him because he had said he wasn't ready to come home yet. Kenneth suspects that there<br />

were serious differences between them. He was very much enamored of Bangkok and wanted to stay<br />

out there, and she was not inclined to. And she had found someone else who wanted to marry her.<br />

Thompson was in tears when Kenneth came into the room. It was a long letter, page after page.<br />

After the letter, Thompson said he was not going to return to the U.S. ever.<br />

During the next few days, he and Kenneth talked on and off about his future there. He said he<br />

thought he would go into the silk business. Kenneth told him about all the bums he had seen during<br />

his ten years living in the country, and predicted a dismal future for Thompson if he stayed. Well,<br />

Thompson said he had made the acquaintance of a whole village of Lao weavers, and he was going<br />

into the silk weaving business. But he needed to have some truly fine designs. He didn't speak Thai,<br />

and he never did learn to speak Thai in all the years he lived out there. He did speak a terrible<br />

French, just as bad as Kenneth's. "I mean it was just incredible how awful his French was. I mean it<br />

was a monotone, and it just went along in a way that was almost unbelievable." But the Lao villagers<br />

could understand him in French because they had been in French Indochina. So Kenneth took<br />

Thompson around to the "thieves' market" to buy silks, and introduced him to a good many of the<br />

Thai officials and sought their help in obtaining silks and patterns for him. Then Thompson began to<br />

make arrangements to buy the yarn and get the dye lots. By profession, he was a professional<br />

architect, so that he knew about building and construction and so on. The upshot was that he set up<br />

in business, and maintained a very nice business, neither getting rich nor getting poor. And then<br />

Margaret's book was turned into The King and I<br />

Rodgers and Hammerstein needed some help on the costumes, so Kenneth put them in touch<br />

with Jim Thompson, who did research in the museum at Bangkok on the costumes of the Mongkut<br />

period, had sketches made, and got their approval for the manufacture of the clothes and garments for<br />

the play. He produced the silk, had his weavers weave it in the appropriate patterns, had dressmakers<br />

put the costumes together, and that made him rich. He did all the costumes for both the Broadway<br />

and the London shows, which came out almost simultaneously. Kenneth saw the show in both<br />

places, in London in 1953, he believes. The costumes were identical in both shows. And the<br />

business in both productions, the movements and gestures, was identical. The actors had been trained<br />

by the same people.<br />

Thompson had to continually renew the costumes, so he had a constant stream of new<br />

clothing going out to these shows as they continued year after year. He eventually opened up outlets<br />

in New York and Paris. He became quite wealthy and well known. Tourists to Thailand knew of<br />

him and wanted to meet him.<br />

His success did him in. The wife of Marshall Sarit, the Prime Minister, decided to take over<br />

Thompson's business. She confiscated the total silk crop of the whole country for her own<br />

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productions. That was in about 1960. Thompson was forced to look outside the country to buy raw<br />

silk for his business. Kenneth saw him again on his 1966 trip to the country. By that time Sarit was<br />

out of the picture, and Propot (SP?) was in power, but Thompson was still struggling to find silk to<br />

carry on his business, travelling around the world to buy it. Shortly after that, he was murdered.<br />

6<br />

45:28 Kenneth was buying many books in Thailand, over 1000 of them.<br />

An amusing business was going on with the Regent, Pridi Panomyong (SP?), whose title was<br />

Luang Pradit Manuthon (SP?). He had been the leader of the coup d'état that had overthrown the<br />

absolute monarchy in 1932. He was the hero of Kenneth's first book, Siam in Transition, which<br />

dealt with the first five years of the new government. In the back of that book, there was Pridi's<br />

economic plan for revising and recasting the total economy of Thailand along socialist and<br />

communist lines. Pridi didn't call it that. But it put virtually everyone on the payroll of the<br />

government. It was a classified document, not in the public domain. Also in the back of the book<br />

there were the minutes of a meeting of the Siamese cabinet, their council of state, to declare Pridi a<br />

communist, and require his departure in exile from the country. This too was a secret document,<br />

never published. Kenneth obtained the two documents while still a missionary in Trang. Prince<br />

Dhani (SP?), the minister of education at that time—in the 1930's, perhaps 1935 or so—came all the<br />

way down from Bangkok to read Pridi's economic plan in Kenneth's house. The only place of<br />

privacy was in the toilet. It was the only room in the house where you could lock the door, though<br />

the "lock" was only a little hook. Kenneth told him where the document was, under a pile of<br />

newspapers. So the prince betook himself to privy, sat on the toilet, and carefully read the precious<br />

documents that interested him.<br />

The story of how Kenneth got hold of these documents is a curious one. There was a Thai<br />

who was an aide to Pridi who wanted to marry a girl in the church at Trang, a Christian girl. He was<br />

not a Christian. He came to Kenneth to speak of his desire to marry this girl. Kenneth knew that he<br />

was an aide of Pridi, and an intimate of Pridi. Kenneth also knew about the economic plan, and<br />

suspected that there were minutes from the meeting that had forced Pridi to leave the country. He<br />

had been forced to leave and then had managed a second coup d'état and returned, re-establishing<br />

himself. So Kenneth talked to this man about Pridi, and showed great interest about his plan, and<br />

intimated somehow that he would be much more sympathetic to his marrying the girl if he had this<br />

document on Pridi's plan for the nation. Kenneth was already working on his book about the political<br />

change in Thailand which had come about through the revolution, and was gathering documents. He<br />

was getting together a ten-year newspaper file of Siamese newspapers and magazines, anything he<br />

could get, much of it ephemeral material. The man was disconsolate at the thought of Kenneth's<br />

opposing his marriage to the girl, feeling Kenneth wasn't going to let him, and he said he'd have to go<br />

off and think about what he could do. When he came back, he presented Kenneth with a copy of<br />

Pridi's economic plan, plus the minutes of the council of state, a very unusual document.<br />

It was like a CIA operation.<br />

Kenneth agreed to marry the couple but required that the man promise certain things.<br />

Kenneth wrote the marriage ceremony in Thai. He would have to promise that he would be loving<br />

and true to his wife, with all her Christian virtues, that he would always be faithful to her in sickness<br />

and health and so on, and that he would cling to her and to no other woman. This was an astounding<br />

thing for a Thai Buddhist to promise, that he would have only this one wife and no other. He<br />

blenched a little. And then Kenneth said that as witnesses of the marriage, he was going to have the<br />

governor of the state and the chief justice of the court. When Kenneth approached the governor and<br />

then the chief justice, Pra Duhn Duhnnarot (SP?), they were both astounded that the man would<br />

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promise this sort of thing, and in front of witnesses. But the man was desperate to marry the girl.<br />

Word passed all over town about the wedding, which was held in the girls' school, where<br />

Margaret was the principal. It was held in the first floor auditorium, with all the double windows<br />

flung open. Not only was the auditorium filled wall to wall, but people were hanging in the windows<br />

to see this amazing event.<br />

Then Kenneth had a problem with the documents. They were illegal for him to have, and he<br />

could have gotten into serious problems if they were found. So he put them in a pile of newspapers<br />

that he kept in the toilet. Kenneth believes that Prince Dhani learned of the documents from the same<br />

man who gave them to Kenneth, who was Dhani's intimate also.<br />

7<br />

54:19 In 1945, when Kenneth arrived in Bangkok, he had only been there a few days when Pridi<br />

gave him an official dinner. At the dinner, Pridi said he had read Kenneth's book and commented<br />

that it was a very fair book. It had said many nice things about Pridi and about the figures in his coup<br />

d'état. He had no objections to it. But, he said, he was very much interested in those documents at<br />

the back of the book. How did Kenneth get them? Kenneth said he couldn't reveal his sources, and<br />

said he felt he had used the documents well. Pridi agreed to that. Then Kenneth said there was one<br />

document that he wanted to acquire, and wondered if Pridi could help him. Pridi was being very<br />

friendly to Kenneth, and helping him acquire a great many of the books that Margaret has in her<br />

library. Kenneth thinks that he got 600 to 700 books from Pridi alone, who sent an order to the<br />

library in Bangkok to give two copies of each desired book to Kenneth, one for his own use, one for<br />

the Library of Congress in Washington. This put the Library of Congress in business regarding<br />

important Thai publications. "Their whole Thai collection was shipped directly from the Legation to<br />

the Library of Congress courtesy of the Regent and Ken Landon, so that my name is with that<br />

collection up there as the person who procured it."<br />

The document Kenneth desired dealt with Pridi's career and his economic plan. It was King<br />

Prajadhipok's (SP?) comments RQ Pridi's economic plan. Pridi sat back and laughed. He had a head<br />

of hair with a short brush of hair standing up. And he spoke English the way a Frenchman would<br />

speak it. He said, "Hah, Mr. Landon, I suggest, Mr. Landon, that you obtain the document containing<br />

the observations of King Prajadhipok in the same fashion in which you procured the economic plan<br />

originally. Ha ha ha ha," he burst into laughter. Kenneth thanked him anyway. Four month later,<br />

when Kenneth was departing in March, 1946, Pridi gave Kenneth another dinner in farewell. At the<br />

dinner, Pridi reminded Kenneth of their earlier conversation concerning King Prajadhipok's<br />

observations. Did Mr. Landon get a copy? "Yes, I did," Kenneth answered. "I knew you would," he<br />

said. "I knew you would!" He was quite pleased that Kenneth had managed to get it without his<br />

help.<br />

Kenneth never used that particular document, fascinating as it was. He regretted not having it<br />

when he published his book. The years passed; the 1960's arrived; and then one day he received a<br />

letter from a French scholar who was writing his dissertation at the University of Paris for professor<br />

So and so, who was an American Kenneth had known at the University of Pennsylvania. Could<br />

Kenneth provide him with copies of the economic plan and other documents? Kenneth obliged and<br />

microfilmed them for him, including King Prajadhipok's comments as an extra gift, which had never<br />

been published and was largely unknown. Weeks passed, and then a letter came from the Frenchman<br />

saying that he was in trouble with his advisor.<br />

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HOUR 70<br />

Session #50 continued November 19, 1982 Kenneth and Kip<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIA975) Kenneth continues the story of the Ph.D. candidate from France. He wrote Kenneth<br />

to say that he was in trouble with his advisor in Paris because of the Prajadhipok (SP?) document. A<br />

professor at the University of Paris who had lived in Bangkok and read Thai alleged that the<br />

document was in the public domain, contrary to what Kenneth had said, and had been published.<br />

Kenneth wrote back and suggested that he have his advisor write him, that is, Kenneth, which the<br />

advisor did. Kenneth then wrote the advisor that the Thai-speaking French professor at the<br />

University had been misled by his ignorance of the Thai language. Kenneth pointed out that the<br />

Prajadhipok document had been printed in the heavy punishment prison and never distributed.<br />

Kenneth heard nothing further until he received a copy of the book the student had written for his<br />

Ph.D., which included the document.<br />

(We discuss the time Kenneth met the royal family at the dock. His letters of the time<br />

indicate that they came by rail from Singapore, not by boat. The time he met them at the dock was<br />

probably in 1950. Kenneth adds that, when the King arrived in 1945, Pridi turned over his office as<br />

Regent to the King.)<br />

December 14, 1945, there was a dinner at the Legation during which Kenneth became<br />

violently ill, supposedly from food poisoning.<br />

There were Thai in Bangkok who were very suspicious of Kenneth for several reasons. One<br />

was that he knew too much. And then they weren't used to having Americans who were as fluent as<br />

he was in the language, and knew the countryside as he did, and knew as many people. "I was<br />

something of a phenomenon. Very few of the missionaries could speak Thai the way I did."<br />

On the other hand, when the British caved in on their demands, there was a big celebration,<br />

and "it was the first and only time in my life that I've had Thai rush and hug me and hang garlands of<br />

flowers around my neck." This was in late December.<br />

One of Pridi's aides regarded Kenneth as an enemy. "This 'illness'—the Thai here in<br />

Washington apparently knew who had done it and knew what he gave me. Which was probably<br />

some form of arsenic." Charlie and Irena didn't become ill at all. Kenneth was hauled off to the<br />

French hospital. "I vomited and excreted all night." The doctor kept giving him morphine through<br />

the night. By morning, Kenneth was recovering. "I bounced back very quickly. I always do.<br />

Always have." The aide believed to have poisoned Kenneth was one of two who were especially<br />

close to Pridi, who were often compared to the two figures closest to Buddha. He was the "mohkala"<br />

(SP?) aide. He later became ambassador to China. "The Thai gave me to understand that he was the<br />

chap who'd had me poisoned. Enough so as to make me deathly ill, and if I died in the process, he<br />

wouldn't be sorry."<br />

Many years later, after years of having many skin cancers removed, Kenneth had to find a<br />

new skin doctor, and when he first went to the man, the doctor asked Kenneth, "Were you ever<br />

poisoned with arsenic? This looks to me like arsenic poisoning, these lesions that you have on your<br />

skin." Kenneth recalled the dinner in 1945.<br />

2<br />

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every night. When the Japanese were in the country, there were no nightclubs. There was no<br />

recreation or entertainment for the Japanese by the Thai. But when the allied forces came in, this all<br />

changed. Most of the troops were either Gurkhas or Indians, with some British. By the time Kenneth<br />

arrived, there were 130 nightclubs in operation, going every night, far into the night. The Saranarong<br />

(SP?) Gardens were for the upper class, the officer class and people like Kenneth, high class Thai.<br />

"All the gals would come out to entertain." Kenneth and a dozen or so others all showed up every<br />

night at the nightclub. "They'd all bring extra girls for me. I'd have girls dancing around. I hadn't<br />

done any dancing for years. Margaret never danced, so I never danced all the years I was a<br />

missionary. So, it was kind of fun."<br />

One night, at the Saranarong Gardens, one of the officials wanted Kenneth to meet a man who<br />

might become the Thai ambassador to Washington. Brought him over with his wife and his daughter,<br />

who was perhaps twelve years old, with pigtails down her back, and a longish skirt. "A cute little<br />

girl." The father and Kenneth talked awhile about Washington. They were all dancing, and Kenneth<br />

invited the man's daughter to dance with him. "She was quite pleased, and we danced, and I held her<br />

by both hands. As we went on, we danced around the floor, and I talked to her in Thai." She is now<br />

the Queen of Thailand. She would later marry King Phumipol. Her father was actually sent to<br />

London instead of Washington, which was a break for his daughter. She was up on jazz; knew all the<br />

songs. While Kenneth was dancing with her, she would sing the songs. "She was really a very cute<br />

kid." She could play the piano, including jazz piano. In London, the Thai would go over to visit with<br />

the Thai in Switzerland, where Phumipol was back in school.<br />

In 1946, King Ananda was killed—"killed by his brother, either intentionally or accidentally,<br />

by the gun the OSS guy had given them to play with." After that, Phumipol returned to Switzerland<br />

to finish his education. And when this girl came over, he played saxophone, she played piano, and he<br />

fell in love with her. He loved jazz. At the same time, Prince Dhani, Kenneth's old friend, who had<br />

come down from Bangkok to read Pridi's economic plan while sitting on the toilet in Kenneth's<br />

bathroom, had a daughter whose marriage he was trying to arrange with King Phumipol. The thing<br />

was that Prince Dhani was a scholar and insisted on all kinds of protocal procedure, including calling<br />

on the Queen Mother, and other formalities. Dhani knew all the procedures. Well, Phumipol<br />

couldn't be bothered. So he decided he would marry the girl he liked. This really upset Dhani. But<br />

he did himself in.<br />

3<br />

17:07 The electricity in Bangkok was erratic. The lights might go off at any moment, and you<br />

wouldn't know when they would come back on. One night, Charlie Yost, Irena, and Kenneth had<br />

gone to the Royal Palace, and were standing about having "pre-prandial drinks," which for Kenneth<br />

were non-alcoholic at that time, when the lights went out. Phumipol didn't smoke, but he always<br />

carried a cigarette lighter for his mother, who did. Suddenly, standing in this pitch black hall, he lit a<br />

cigarette lighter and held it under his chin, so that everyone was in shadow, while he was illuminated.<br />

And he grinned and laughed and said, "Look at me! I'd make a better king than my brother." Then<br />

he snapped off the light, and they all stood in darkness until aides came with candles. "To me it was<br />

a prophetic thing." He was a very cheerful young man. Ananda was a sobersides. He was not<br />

amusing. Didn't play anything. Neither of the boys spoke Thai very well. They preferred French.<br />

The British couldn't understand why the Americans objected to their twenty-one demands.<br />

They pointed out that they had a state of war with Siam, whereas the U.S. did not, which was true,<br />

since the U.S. had laughed it off. Didn't take it seriously the way the British did. The Thai minister<br />

in Washington, Seni Pramoj, had refused to extend the declaration of war. The British were puzzled<br />

by our involvement. What business was it of ours? It was WKH\ who had been officially at war with<br />

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Thailand. Kenneth pointed out that the United States had won the war in the Pacific, not the British,<br />

and that we had a real interest in Southeast Asian affairs and did not want Thailand to become a ward<br />

of ours. We were the people who were going to have to pick up the tab, not the British. We wanted<br />

Thailand to be financially independent, which the British demands put under threat. If Thailand were<br />

independent, and could take care of its own needs, feed its people, and so on, it would be one area<br />

that picked up after the war on its own—not like Manila in the Philippines, which was wrecked. Or<br />

Singapore. Or Burma. The Thai had not resisted the Japanese and so had escaped with little damage.<br />

"They fought valiantly, to the last drop of blood, for four hours. That was it."<br />

The climax of the negotiations was December 22, when the British gave in. Then the<br />

celebrations began. The Thai especially wanted to honor General Timmerman, who was the<br />

American negotiator in Colombo. They invited him to come to Bangkok, and the King and Queen<br />

and all the cabinet gave him a dinner. Lord Louis didn't want that "to get out of hand," so he showed<br />

up, which led to a big argument between Charlie Yost and Mr. Byrd as to the seating arrangements.<br />

Mountbatten outranked Timmerman, and the British wanted the seating arranged accordingly, with<br />

the result that the dinner would now be in honor of Lord Louis Mountbatten. General Timmerman<br />

solved the problem by not coming, and went to Singapore instead. Byrd also insisted that he have<br />

precedence in the seating because "B" came before "Y" in the alphabet. Yost countered by saying<br />

that "A" for "American" was ahead of "U" for "United Kingdom."<br />

In any case, the dinner was held, and a Dr. Thongpleo delivered an eloquent speech of<br />

gratitude to the Americans. He was one of their "senators," and was quite an orator. He expressed<br />

elaborate appreciation to Kenneth for all he had done, and to the Americans for all they had done for<br />

the Thai people. "When they want to flatter you, they can really flatter you. And of course, I loved<br />

it. Listened to it all."<br />

At some point, Kenneth went down to Singapore, then over to Batavia, the Netherlands East<br />

Indies, over to Saigon—in January, 1946, it was. Kenneth closes the session with an impromptu<br />

singing of "Good Night, Ladies."<br />

After this session, Kenneth again called an end to the taping. But four months later we<br />

did one more session before truly stopping.<br />

Session #51 March 11, 1983 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Nona Beth<br />

4<br />

27:07 Margaret tells the story of her winning the letter-writing contest in the fall of 1939. That was<br />

the time when they moved from <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois, to Richmond, Indiana. They had been living with<br />

Margaret's mother, Adelle Mortenson.<br />

Margaret gives her background "where writing is concerned." Her parents moved from<br />

Racine, Wisconsin, to Evanston, Illinois, when she was about three years old. Her father had found a<br />

position in Chicago. They chose to live in Evanston, just north of Chicago, because it was an<br />

excellent place to raise children, famous for its quality schools. At that time, it was a relatively small<br />

suburb, and was strictly regulated. It was limited to single-family homes. There was a great deal of<br />

wealth there, but most of the people were middle class. Margaret says she has never known another<br />

city or town that had public schools of the quality as in Evanston.<br />

The high school was divided in two parts. The part Margaret and her friends went to was for<br />

students who would be going on to college, and was run strictly as a preparatory school. The other<br />

part was the commercial part, for students who planned to go to work right after high school. Dr.<br />

Beardsley, the principal of the Evanston Township High School, set very high standards, and the<br />

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teachers were excellent.<br />

Classes were held in the morning. The afternoon was devoted to tutoring, which was free. It<br />

was of a "very high caliber." The education Margaret received, she says, duplicated what the very<br />

best boarding schools offered.<br />

Among Margaret's teachers and one of the most brilliant was a Miss Effie Wambaugh. She<br />

taught the third year of English. The students were required to take four years of Latin. Greek was<br />

elective. Four years of English. Three years of French or German. Two and a half or three years of<br />

mathematics. They worked very hard. Later, when Margaret went to college, she coasted the entire<br />

first year. She had already covered the college material. Miss Wambaugh was more concerned about<br />

teaching her students to think than about teaching them to remember what they had read. She wasn't<br />

an easy teacher and used to scare Margaret's friend Mary Peabody to death because "she would<br />

pounce on you and question you this way and that way. But if you could think, you could get by, and<br />

she wouldn't mind an error here and there. . . ." The thing you could not get away with was not<br />

thinking. She put on plays, too, by classic playwrights. The students put them on before live<br />

audiences. Margaret had the lead in one, "Riders to the Sea."<br />

5<br />

34:43 "My great delight, actually, from the fourth grade on had been sports. I just instinctively<br />

loved sports." She had good grades but was never competitive. She graduated 14th in a class of 187,<br />

and that satisfied her.<br />

But one day, as she was walking through the halls, Miss Wambaugh came up behind her.<br />

Margaret was taller than the teacher, but Miss Wambaugh put her hand on her shoulder and whirled<br />

her around. "I can still hear her voice. She said, 'Margaret, you have the gift of words. Now do<br />

something with it.'" Margaret was startled, and the experience lodged in her mind.<br />

She had given no thought to her career. The courses she later took at <strong>Wheaton</strong> gave her no<br />

help toward a career in writing. But nevertheless, Miss Wambaugh's words stayed with her through<br />

the years that followed.<br />

So, Margaret went to <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Married Kenneth. Went to Siam with him, and worked very<br />

hard. As time passed, she began to think more about what Miss Wambaugh had said. "Yes, I think I<br />

might like to write." But there was no time for it. In the evenings in Siam, she would be too tired to<br />

do anything that took effort. If Kenneth were home, the two of them would read to each other. Dr.<br />

Bulkley had a complete set of Dickens, and they read the entire set to each other. If Kenneth weren't<br />

there, Margaret would read books Muriel Fuller sent her from America.<br />

The Landons came home in 1937, and rented an apartment that the University of Chicago had<br />

for its students while Kenneth studied for his doctorate. Evangeline went in to the city before they<br />

came to look the apartment over. It was furnished, but she bought some things for them, inexpensive<br />

curtains, and fixed it up for them. She and Evan met the Landons when they arrived and took them to<br />

the apartment, which was at the end of the campus behind the university hospital. Peggy and Charles<br />

were entered in the university grade school, with a full scholarship for Bill.<br />

So there they were in Chicago. Margaret already knew about the Medill School of<br />

Journalism, which was part of Northwestern University just north of the city. Margaret had thought<br />

to herself of stories she would like to write, but she didn't want to do it unless she had the ability to<br />

do it professionally. She tells of her friend Margaretta, who wrote well but lacked something<br />

indefinable and necessary to professional writing. Muriel Fuller could have written professionally,<br />

but lacked the discipline to rewrite and therefore never succeeded. Margaret made up her mind to go<br />

up to Medill, if she could get in, take some courses, and see what she could learn.<br />

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One course she took was in short story writing, and another was in feature writing. Mr. Martin Ross<br />

taught the short story course, and Elmo Scott Watson taught the feature-writing course. He was the<br />

editor of the kind of syndicate that distributed columns to newspapers around the country, so he was a<br />

professional. Mr. Ross was a professor. Margaret got a great deal out of both courses. She wrote a<br />

story for Mr. Ross about royalty, and he advised her that he ought to write about what she knew, not<br />

about royalty and such. He then invited her to come in and talk to him about her writing, and then,<br />

when she came in, was not there. He had forgotten about it.<br />

Elmo Scott Watson had a class of fifty. Each student had to write three articles. He read<br />

either two or all three of her articles to the class, probably two. One of these she tried to sell to Asia<br />

magazine, and they returned it. She asked Kenneth to take the article, change it enough so that he<br />

could put his name on it, and send it in under his name, which he did, under the title "Siam Rides the<br />

Tiger." Margaret did all the research and the thinking for the article. She may have chosen the title,<br />

or Kenneth may have, she is not sure. When he sent it in, the magazine promptly bought it. It dealt<br />

with the danger involved in Siam's dealing with Japan. The magazine paid $75 for it, which meant a<br />

lot during that year when Kenneth was out of work.<br />

6<br />

43:32 Margaret then wrote an article entitled "Hollywood Invades Siam," an amusing piece that<br />

told about the influence of Hollywood movies in little towns in Siam, where people would squat on<br />

the ground at some fair and perhaps a ten- or fifteen-year-old picture would be shown. Margaret<br />

remembers one movie she saw playing in which a child kept running up and down the stairs, but there<br />

had been so many breaks in the film, and so many repairs, that the action made no sense. Still, the<br />

people sat enraptured, watching the picture.<br />

One amusing incident in the article came from Kenneth's many travels, evangelizing in the<br />

towns and hamlets of the Thai peninsula. He was totally fearless. Went everywhere. "He was<br />

incredibly successful. He never tells you how his boldness and his effectiveness in the use of the<br />

Thai language and his personality—how actually successful they were." He had the total confidence<br />

of the Governor General of the whole south of Thailand. She tells of the Governor's lecturing the<br />

monks on Kenneth's methods, and of his helping Kenneth distribute his Scripture portions throughout<br />

the peninsula. She tells too of his pastoral letters to the Christians throughout the area. In any case,<br />

Kenneth got off the train with his evangelist, Ngiap Seng, at a little station in one of the towns of the<br />

south. A very well-dressed Thai met him there, obviously a person of some importance in that town,<br />

and the man invited Kenneth and Ngiap Seng to stay in his house, which they did. Everywhere<br />

Kenneth went in the coming days, his host went. People practically went down on their hands and<br />

knees when this man passed, but Kenneth couldn't find out who this man really was. Then one day<br />

Kenneth slipped away and asked people who the man was. They told him that the man was the "chief<br />

gangster of all south Siam." Kenneth went back immediately and asked the man if this was so, and<br />

the man confirmed it.<br />

The gangster told Kenneth how simple it was to arrange things. Murder was not expensive.<br />

Kenneth asked how much it would cost to have him, that is, Kenneth, killed. The answer was that,<br />

because he was a foreigner, it would cost about $200. It was an amiable conversation. The gangster<br />

went on to say that many of his best ideas came from Hollywood movies. He had watched them<br />

intently and learned a lot from them. To dress his men up like policemen, for instance.<br />

Margaret put this in her article. Mr. Watson liked the article, helped her revise it, and she<br />

then sold it, her first professional sale. She received $15 for it. Later, Margaret got a letter from a<br />

book company asking to buy this article for publication in a book of essays, and she received $25 for<br />

that. Then she had the horrid thought, Suppose they bought it as an example of bad writing!! But in<br />

fact, that wasn't it at all. She still has the book. Essays for Discussion, edited by Anita F. Forbes.<br />

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Margaret found herself in the company of Francis Bacon, Washington Irving, Samuel Johnson, and<br />

lots of other important people. At the end of the list was Margaret Mortenson Landon. They<br />

changed her title to "Celluloid Heroes Capture Siam." But she likes her original title better. That<br />

was her first book publication.<br />

7<br />

52:57 The third article Margaret wrote for Mr. Watson's class was called "And Deliver Us From<br />

Authors." That one he read to the class, and when he was done, he said to them, "Ladies and<br />

gentlemen, you are not to quote this article." He said it was libelous, but fascinating. It told stories<br />

of Somerset Maugham and of how he got his characters and plots and of the destructiveness of this.<br />

One example Margaret knows about—she does not recall if she put this one in her article—happened<br />

when he went to Shanghai, she believes, and uncovered a scandal. He had a gift of uncovering<br />

scandal. There was a highly respected man there whose life in that area had been exemplary. But he<br />

had an ugly incident in his early life that Maugham picked up and wrote. The result was that the man<br />

took his life.<br />

There was a well-known writer of the period who went up into Cambodia, where the Christian<br />

Missionary Alliance missionaries were, who were very poorly paid, and asked them to organize a<br />

pony train in connection with his work. They did this for him, and when he was done, he went off<br />

without paying the bill, leaving the missionaries to pay it for him.<br />

There was the story of a professor at Northwestern University—a figure Watson recognized<br />

immediately, though Margaret did not use his name—who wanted to get into Tibet. In those days the<br />

British were still in India, and you couldn't get into Tibet, or if you did, you didn't get far before you<br />

were picked up and thrown in prison. This man intended a book on Tibet, and indeed GLG write a<br />

classic on Tibet, though it was entirely the product of his imagination and of what he could find in<br />

other writers. The British refused him permission to go into Tibet, but he went anyway, and they<br />

then had to send the troops in to get him out.<br />

Mr. Watson liked the article but told Margaret not to try to publish it because of the libel.<br />

At the end of the class, Elmo Scott Watson summed things up for the students. He said, in a<br />

brusque way, that of the fifty students, there were three who could write professionally. He named a<br />

man who was already a reporter, working for a big Chicago newspaper. He named a woman who<br />

was doing publicity for one of the big stores. And Margaret.<br />

"That was a tremendous boost for me. The fact that I made a sale. And that he who was an<br />

editor had that confidence, that I could write professionally. So then I made up my mind that I<br />

would. And I chose Edna Cole as the book I would write first."<br />

She thought she would write articles too.<br />

After Kenneth received his doctorate in 1938, he and Margaret decided not to return to Siam.<br />

There were many reasons for this, she says, one of them being the children. They had seen the havoc<br />

that the missionary life had worked among children. Then too there was the politics of the mission<br />

field, and particularly of a man named Paul Eakin, who was their enemy. The Landons were<br />

conservative Christians. Though ostensibly Presbyterian, she says, "he was actually, I think, in his<br />

beliefs a Deist, or a Unitarian. So we were everything he was against. And furthermore, we were<br />

very able." Years later, in Washington, a man who had known them at the time, a Thai who was a<br />

Christian, told them that the Thai Christians in Bangkok regarded the Landons as the most able of the<br />

young missionaries in the country and wanted them moved to Bangkok to work at the college there.<br />

It was a year before Kenneth found work, and so they moved in with Margaret's mother,<br />

Adelle. Eventually, Kenneth found a position as a professor of philosophy at Earlham <strong>College</strong>.<br />

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HOUR 71<br />

Session #51 continued March 11, 1983 Margaret, Kip, and Nona Beth<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIA1450) Margaret continues the story of how her writing career began.<br />

In 1939, Margaret's friend Muriel Fuller was working for Redbook magazine. She was very<br />

generous about books and magazines, sending them to the Landons in Thailand. Margaret<br />

remembers one large box of forty books that Muriel sent.<br />

Muriel and Margaret were "very close friends" until 1951, when Muriel brought an end to the<br />

relationship. Margaret does not know why, except perhaps that she had always longed to write a<br />

musical play for Broadway, and had even tried to do so. "And I was given one, so to speak, without<br />

ever having wanted it." Perhaps this was what did it. Muriel had argued with Margaret not to sign<br />

the contract, saying that the William Morris Agency was cheating her. "Well, they were," Margaret<br />

says, then qualifies: "It wasn't so much that they were cheating me as that their concern was for<br />

Gertrude Lawrence." They were willing to sacrifice Margaret's interests to hers.<br />

In any case, Redbook was having a letter-writing contest on the theme, What do you like<br />

about Redbook? what's good about the magazine? There was a $1000 prize for the letter that won.<br />

While Margaret was still in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, she decided to try a letter, which she still has a copy of. Muriel<br />

wrote Margaret that, when the letters came in, someone was designated to read them and select a<br />

small group that was then turned over to a Mr. Edwin Baumer (SP?), the editor of the magazine.<br />

Margaret told Muriel that she was going to write a letter, and so Muriel kept an eye out for it. When<br />

Margaret's letter came in, the man designated to read the letters threw it into the wastebasket. Muriel,<br />

without his seeing her, picked the letter out of the wastebasket and slipped it in with the letters to go<br />

to Mr. Baumer. She didn't try to influence him; she had no influence with him anyway. She just<br />

made sure he saw the letter along with the other finalists. And in fact, it was Margaret's letter that<br />

Mr. Baumer picked as the best.<br />

The <strong>Wheaton</strong> Journal wrote it up, and Margaret still has the clipping. She also has a copy of<br />

the check, which would be worth $5000 today. And the telegram: "Happy to inform you your letter<br />

awarded $1000 prize. Edwin Baumer. Redbook magazine." By that time, Kenneth had found work<br />

at Earlham <strong>College</strong> and the family had moved to Richmond, Indiana. It was the fall of 1939.<br />

Margaret opened an account at the bank, depositing her $1000, the first money of her own that she<br />

had had for many years.<br />

Mr. Baumer wrote her a gracious letter.<br />

Margaret shows us the "poor little letter" which won the contest. And then reads it.<br />

Editor of Letters<br />

Redbook Magazine<br />

230 Park Avenue<br />

New York City<br />

Dear Sir:<br />

Frankly, I do not like all that Redbook publishes. But I do endorse the<br />

principle governing selection even of what I most dislike. To my mind, the<br />

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controlling principle is integrity, or concern for truth. The search for essential<br />

truth underlies all that is best in literature. Its presentation may be unpleasant,<br />

witness the stories of Ella St. Joseph and Starr Paret, or amusing, witness Rose<br />

Frankins, or informative, witness the articles of Sheehan and Van Luhn. But<br />

however presented, it is this underlying concern for essential truth in the life<br />

we moderns live which gives Redbook its distinction.<br />

[Spellings of writers' names are guesses.]<br />

450<br />

Sincerely yours,<br />

Margaret Landon<br />

"So that was how I got my $1000!" Margaret shows us her little checks "from that first great<br />

experience," that is, the checks she made on her account with the bank.<br />

Muriel later sent Margaret a letter to the editor which came in when the contest was over, and<br />

Margaret reads it, a letter of somewhat ambiguous praise for her winning entry.<br />

The $1000 bought the children their winter coats. It bought a set of furniture for Peggy's<br />

bedroom, made of maple, including two single beds, a chest of drawers, a dressing table, and other<br />

items.<br />

"That was, in a sense, the rather hesitant beginning of my professional career."<br />

As I wrote earlier, Kenneth called an end to the taping after session #50, and except<br />

for this 1983 session with Margaret, we did not record for five and a half years. This time, I<br />

thought the project might truly be dead. Kenneth was set against doing any more sessions.<br />

As before, I knew I must not raise the subject again too soon, and so waited for a time when it<br />

would feel right.<br />

In 1986, Kenneth began experiencing intense pain in many parts of his body, and in<br />

July was diagnosed with cancer. He underwent surgery in August, which freed him from the<br />

pain, and life almost returned to normal for the next three years. He continued running his<br />

home in his retirement, doing all his own shopping and cooking. I cleaned the house for<br />

them. And life slowly and inexorably changed, as it always does.<br />

Finally, in the summer of 1988, I began to know that I could raise the subject of taping<br />

again. Enough time had passed; enough had happened and changed. 1982 seemed like<br />

ancient history by now. And in July, when I asked him, Kenneth said he was willing to record<br />

again. We agreed to keep the taping anecdotal, and to tape less often than we had done in<br />

the past.<br />

Session #52 July 22, 1988 Kenneth, Kip, and Carol Pearson<br />

2<br />

11:15 Kenneth tells of a letter he received today from Mrs. Campbell Brower of Cambridge City,<br />

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American incarnation as a preacher, I've had only two small churches, one in Columbus, New Jersey,<br />

and one in Cambridge City. . . ." This was while he was the head of the philosophy department at<br />

Earlham <strong>College</strong>. In both cases, the people in the churches have kept in touch with the Landons<br />

through the years. The last member of the Columbus congregation died this past year, Agnes Wright.<br />

Today's letter from Evelyn Brower was quite touching, recalling the happy times together all those<br />

years ago. "So maybe I wasn't a complete flop as a preacher after all."<br />

When Kenneth was a student at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, there were Gospel teams, and Kenneth joined one.<br />

They went testifying in big black churches and white churches, and one church they visited was the<br />

Christian Science Church right there in <strong>Wheaton</strong>. The team always sang some songs. And then the<br />

members of the team rose to give their testimonies, one by one. Finally, it came Kenneth's turn. He<br />

wasn't used to giving testimonies, but he knew that he needed a text, followed by the testimony. So<br />

he stood up, having in mind an experience with a woman that he felt he had provided guidance to.<br />

And for his text, he recited, "A strange woman came to me, and I took her in." Well, there followed a<br />

long moment of silence, and then the church collapsed into laughter. "The church just rocked and<br />

roared. And I really had nothing more to say." [Much laughter.] "That was my beginning as a<br />

preacher."<br />

3<br />

19:04 The story of Ah Peh and the viper, from the Siam years. "Ah Peh" wasn't a name; it meant<br />

"Uncle." Ah Peh was clearing out the pineapples out behind the house, under Margaret's direction.<br />

There were hundreds of them, making a haven for cobras and vipers. The pineapples were thrown<br />

down the wells to fill them up, to remove the danger that one of the children would fall into one. As<br />

Ah Peh worked, a viper struck him in the lower leg, and he became very sick. Kenneth rushed him<br />

down to the hospital, run by Dr. L.C. Bulkley, who always kept anti-venom there. Bulkley gave Ah<br />

Peh a shot, and within a short time, Ah Peh seemed to be fine. By the next day, he seemed to be back<br />

to normal, showing no ill effects.<br />

A considerable period of time passed, two or three weeks at least, and Ah Peh began to<br />

malinger. He had been very industrious before. He was the coolie on the compound. But he became<br />

so sickly that finally Kenneth took him down to see Dr. Bulkley again, who examined him and<br />

declared that he could find nothing wrong. Ah Peh was simply malingering. Kenneth needed to<br />

scare him a bit, shoot off a gun behind him or something to get him going. But Kenneth wasn't<br />

convinced, and kept thinking about it, and finally returned to Dr. Bulkley a third time with Ah Peh.<br />

Kenneth and Ah Peh had been talking, in Chinese, and Ah Peh had pointed to a specific spot where<br />

he was in pain. He had been unable to communicate this to Dr. Bulkley, because Ah Peh did not<br />

speak Thai well, and Bulkley did not speak Chinese. The spot was on Ah Peh's back, but when<br />

Bulkley examined it, he could find nothing wrong. Then Kenneth said, "Let's suggest that there's a<br />

devil in there, and you're going to let the devil out. And you can tell Ah Peh, and I'll tell him that<br />

you're going to let the devil out. And you just make a little hole right in there. . . ." Dr. Bulkley<br />

thought that was a pretty good idea, so he did it. He gave Ah Peh a shot of something or other to ease<br />

the pain, and then made an incision. To his astonishment, "he struck a well. He got out over a quart<br />

of pus. And he was absolutely stunned." As for the coolie, he was quite sure the devil ZDV coming<br />

out! He was very pleased. Bulkley said he had never seen anything like it. The viper struck at the<br />

ankle, but the problem developed in the back. The coolie felt much relieved, and cheerful, returned<br />

to work, and was his old self.<br />

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25:41 We return to Kenneth's trip to Southeast Asia in 1945-6. (Margaret joins the taping.) Before<br />

he went out, he knew he was going to have to travel to Indochina, where all the officials spoke<br />

French. He figured that he should be able to understand the French language, and say a few words,<br />

so he took a "hurry-up" course for a couple of weeks in spoken French with a Frenchwoman at the<br />

Foreign Service Institute here in Washington. After that, he had a smattering of French with which<br />

he could get along. "I have often said, I've gone generally on the assumption that French was English<br />

misspelled and mispronounced, and that's how I learned to read it so well. But I never really had<br />

learned how to pronounce it."<br />

After the British-Thai negotiations ended in Bangkok, Kenneth travelled over to Saigon and<br />

called on the High Commissioner, who was Admiral D'Argenlieu. He had been sent out by<br />

DeGaulle. D'Argenlieu had left his admiralty to live as a monk in a monastery, and was in a cloister.<br />

But DeGaulle called him out from that to serve the nation as high commissioner in Indochina.<br />

D'Argenlieu, the former monk, apparently decided he might as well go all out, and so he brought a<br />

mistress with him, Madame Galsworthy "of the famous family that has been written up in the Forsyte<br />

Saga." She was from the French side of the family and spoke both French and English fluently. The<br />

Admiral had been informed in advance that Kenneth didn't speak French, so he had Madame<br />

Galsworthy there as interpreter. Kenneth found her a very handsome woman, a charmer. "After all,<br />

she was good enough to be a mistress, so she had to have something on the ball. And she really did.<br />

A lot of charm. Very friendly." The Admiral gave Kenneth a nice lunch, with a few other officials<br />

there, and Madame Galsworthy, of course.<br />

Admiral D'Argenlieu spoke beautiful French. Exquisite French. His articulation was so good<br />

that Kenneth had no difficulty understanding him. Nevertheless, he appreciated Madame Galsworthy<br />

since he was familiar with the Galsworthy family of the Forsyte Saga, and he kept looking at her,<br />

wondering if she was the one on whom the character of Fleur was based. The Admiral naturally<br />

wanted to know what Kenneth was up to, and the answer was that Kenneth was there to see what the<br />

situation was. Also, Kenneth wanted the Admiral's assistance getting to Hanoi. The Department was<br />

thinking of opening a consulate there. During the war, we had run an OSS mission in Hanoi, but then<br />

had brought an end to it because it began to play politics. Kenneth, in fact, was the person who<br />

pulled them out of Hanoi. Now he wanted to go to Hanoi to see where a consulate might be opened,<br />

and talk to officials there, including the French officials. Their minister in Hanoi was named<br />

Saintenay, a famous man. Also, the Chinese were still in Hanoi. General Lo Han, the warlord of<br />

southern China, was there with his army for the surrender of the Japanese and their repatriation to<br />

Japan. Kenneth wanted to meet him and his officials too.<br />

Kenneth looked forward to meeting with the Admiral again after their luncheon, but sadly the<br />

Admiral decided he didn't need Madame Galsworthy's assistance at the meetings, and so left her out<br />

from then on.<br />

D'Argenlieu was of course working to get the French back in power in Indochina, with the<br />

help of the Chinese. But at the time, he was in the ironic position of not being able to control the<br />

Saigon area without the assistance of the Japanese and the British. General D. Gracie was there, but<br />

he had very few soldiers with him. So the help of the defeated Japanese was essential. Even then,<br />

the Viet Minh were active, sponsored by Ho Chi Minh from Hanoi, but they were still weak in the<br />

south.<br />

5<br />

35:28 Kenneth actually travelled to Batavia before going to Hanoi. He was responsible for the<br />

whole of Southeast Asia in the State Department, so he went to Burma, before arriving in Thailand,<br />

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and met various Burmese leaders. Then to Thailand, of course, for the Thai-British negotiations.<br />

And during an interim in the negotiations, he took off in a plane with a colonel who was assigned to<br />

the newly opened Legation in Bangkok to go down to Singapore and Batavia—the Dutch name for<br />

Djakarta—in Indonesia.<br />

Kenneth had been working for several years, off and on, on a book about an American<br />

adventurer named Walter Gibson. Gibson had gotten crosswise with the Dutch, and they had thrown<br />

him into a prison called Weldebreton. He had been tried for various activities. Kenneth had done a<br />

lot of work on the book and still has the manuscript in the basement. When Kenneth landed in<br />

Batavia, he hoped to do some research on Gibson.<br />

He landed in the middle of the day, and went over to the consulate to see Uncle Billy Foote,<br />

who was the Consul General. Foote had spent the war years in Australia. He was much older than<br />

Kenneth. When Foote was in Australia, waiting out the war, he saw that all the diplomats from other<br />

countries who had likewise fled to Australia were wearing uniforms. So he decided he should have a<br />

uniform and proposed to the Department that he have a uniform comparable to the uniforms worn by<br />

the Dutch, British, and French. The head of State's office there, a man named Valentine, discussed it<br />

with some of his officers and decided to send Foote a letter saying that a uniform would be okay just<br />

so long as it had an insignia that was not too conspicuous, such as a set of gold buttons on his fly.<br />

Uncle Billy got the message. No uniform.<br />

When Kenneth arrived, Uncle Billy was taking his afternoon nap at home. There was no one<br />

at the consulate. The whole staff was gone except for a couple of clerks. "I thought, Oh, happy me!<br />

I'll seize the opportunity, and I will go and visit the prison. . . ." He had driven right past it on the<br />

way in. It was within easy walking distance, so Kenneth set off. The prison was 150 to 200 yards<br />

back from the road in a stand of trees. "And it was a huge thing, in a sense, that is, the walls were<br />

about forty feet thick!" He knew what the pattern of it was, having studied it. There was a<br />

passageway within the walls to form rooms where prisoners could be chained and cared for in a sort<br />

of octagonal pattern, with an open court in the middle. You walked in the outer door, and the next<br />

thing you saw would be a passageway in either direction you could follow, and there would be rooms<br />

and chains and places to imprison people all around the circumference. On top, there were<br />

guardhouses that looked down on the center of the prison.<br />

Kenneth was very pleased with himself for taking advantage of this opportunity. He would<br />

look all around and get a real feeling for the prison Gibson was incarcerated in. He stepped on in,<br />

past the outer wall, past the passageways, and on in to the center. "The minute I got past, there was a<br />

rush of feet, and I was surrounded by men who were Indonesians with knives ready to chop me up!<br />

Well, I quickly sensed my danger, and I just began to say, 'I'm an American! I'm an American! I'm<br />

an American! I'm not Dutch! I'm not Dutch! I'm an American! I'm an American! I'm an American!<br />

Here I am, I'm an American! I've come to visit you! I'm an American! I'm an American! I'm an<br />

American!'" The men held their knives back. "They didn't cut me. They were about to." He learned<br />

later that they were killing Dutchmen all over the place. Every morning, there'd be bodies of Dutch<br />

floating in the canal.<br />

The men spoke to each other in Indonesian, which of course Kenneth did not understand. But<br />

there was quiet suddenly, and one of them said. "You American?" And Kenneth said, "Yes!" "What<br />

you do here?" Kenneth said, "I'm from the American government, from the American State<br />

Department, and I'm here to see what the situation is." "Oh. You American official government?"<br />

Yes, was the answer. But what was he doing there, in the prison? Kenneth explained that he was<br />

writing about an American adventurer who had been imprisoned in this prison. Oh, came the answer.<br />

This appealed to them. They asked the name of the American, and Kenneth answered that his name<br />

was Walter Gibson, who had been tried by the Dutch in the courthouse, which Kenneth also wanted<br />

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to see. Kenneth explained that this happened in the previous century, "when the Dutch were very bad<br />

people." The men agreed that the Dutch were bad people. Again, they asked what Kenneth wanted<br />

to do at the prison. He wanted to see it, Kenneth answered.<br />

Well, the men said, okay, come see the prison. They pointed him down the alley, and<br />

Kenneth thought, Oh boy, here's where they chop me up. "But what could I do?" So he thanked<br />

them brightly and stepped right out to look around, waiting for the first knife. But nothing happened.<br />

Kenneth looked all around, "the whole wretched thing," including the rooms where prisoners<br />

had been tortured. At the end, they came back to where they had begun. "There," the spokesperson<br />

said, "now, you've seen prison." "Thank you very much," Kenneth said happily. "I'm certainly<br />

grateful to you!"<br />

"You not come back," the man said simply. "You not come back. Next time you come back,<br />

you die."<br />

Kenneth thanked him, and walked back to the consulate general.<br />

In 1950, Kenneth was still working on that book, and on a second trip, he travelled all over<br />

Southeast Asia, including Djakarta, the new name given to Batavia by the Indonesians after<br />

independence. Walter Gibson had become prime minister of Hawaii very briefly, and he had quite a<br />

record there. Kenneth looked into the archives there, and they had a large amount of material on<br />

Gibson that was relevant to Kenneth's book. He talked to a Navy wife who was working in the<br />

library and asked her if he could employ her to do the research on Gibson for him. They came to<br />

terms, and Kenneth was "as happy as could be" to think he was going to get his book done. Then he<br />

boarded a plane, and while he was in the air, the Korean War started. That was the end of his<br />

adventure with Gibson because the Navy was called into action; the husband went over to the war;<br />

and Kenneth never heard from the man's wife again.<br />

In his 1946 trip, Kenneth also visited the old courthouse or Stadthius. He talked to Uncle<br />

Billy Foote, as they all called him, and went to see the Stadthius, where he saw the great clock, and<br />

many of the things that Gibson described in his book, including the rooms where he was tried. The<br />

whole basement of the building was flooded. The archives had been ruined. Later Kenneth learned<br />

that the Indonesian guerrillas, who were swimmers, would go in through the windows of that<br />

basement and swim to an area where they could shack up for the day. They would go out at night<br />

and kill Dutchmen. They had a safe haven right in the middle of the city.<br />

In any case, the book never came off. "And maybe I couldn't have written it anyway, I don't<br />

know. But I had fun trying."<br />

6<br />

50:13 The Weldebreton Prison had originally been the Prins Hendrik fort, which was built to<br />

defend against the British. Once the need for it passed, they turned it into a prison.<br />

After the trip to Batavia, Kenneth returned to Bangkok for the rest of the negotiations, and at<br />

the end of the negotiations, to Saigon, from which he travelled north to Hanoi with General Salan.<br />

That trip was set up by Admiral D'Argenlieu for Kenneth. There was no regular transportation<br />

between Saigon and Hanoi except under the authority of the French Admiral or the British General<br />

Gracie. At the time, there was only one plane in Saigon, a C-47, with bucket seats down the aisles.<br />

One of our OSS men, the son of a U.S. Senator, was murdered at that airport by the Viet Minh, who<br />

thought he was French. When Kenneth was preparing for the trip to Southeast Asia, the Senator<br />

called on him at the State Department and asked him to try to find out more on what happened to his<br />

son. Which Kenneth did. It was a famous case at the time.<br />

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53:02 D'Argenlieu arranged for Kenneth's transportation with General Salan—"of later infamy in<br />

Algiers," when he rebelled against DeGaulle in his, Salan's, belief that the French must get out of<br />

Algeria—who at the moment was supposed to be the commanding officer of any French troops in<br />

Indochina. He was travelling to Hanoi to take over his command, which was non-existent. Any<br />

French military or citizenry were inside what was called the Citadel, which was protective custody,<br />

actually. So General Salan had no troops. Just a couple of aides and a few supporters. Kenneth was<br />

told that he should report to the airport at a very early hour, six o'clock or so. He had to get himself<br />

there somehow, so he arranged for a taxi to come pick him up "at a great price" to take him to the<br />

airport. He knew what had happened to the Senator's son out there. The airport had no buildings at<br />

all. It was just an airstrip, and not a very good one. The taxi took him out there, dropped him off,<br />

"and left hastily." So there he stood, with his baggage, "and I was the only person there, with the<br />

plane." The plane was standing forlornly at the end of the runway.<br />

Kenneth hadn't had any breakfast or coffee. He hadn't shaved or bathed. "There I stood." He<br />

looked around and felt very much like a target "for anyone who didn't like me." Time passed. Hours<br />

passed. General Salan didn't turn up till almost ten o'clock. Thank you very much, General. He was<br />

well fed, well wined. He smelled of champagne. He looked at Kenneth dourly, with no pleasure<br />

whatsoever, but he had been instructed to take Kenneth to Hanoi. Kenneth hauled his baggage on<br />

board. Nobody gave him a helping hand. He was carrying a small steel trunk from which he could<br />

live for months, with a mosquito net included. The baggage was heaped in the aisle, down between<br />

the bucket seats.<br />

The pilot told everyone to lean on the baggage as they took off. They hadn't warmed the<br />

engine up. "That was one reason we called it Air Chance." They warmed the engine up as they were<br />

going down the runway. If it was warm enough at the end of the runway, you took off, and if not,<br />

you didn't. Kenneth speaks highly of the C-47's, real workhorses, very reliable. We speculate that it<br />

is the same plane as the DC-3 used in the Berlin airlift, and in civilian aviation. Those planes are still<br />

flying, used by companies all over the world. Kenneth tells of General Stilwell's son who took off<br />

from the U.S. for Hawaii in a C-47 and was never heard from again; obviously crashed.<br />

So the plane rolled down the runway and took off. After they had been in the air for a while,<br />

Kenneth realized they were turning west, and they soon landed in Laos. The General wanted to make<br />

a stop there. They were in Pakse.<br />

When they took off again, Kenneth tried to talk to the General, starting out in English. The<br />

General just shook his head. Then Kenneth tried Chinese. And he just shook his head. Kenneth<br />

knew there was no point trying French, because his French was so poor. He tried a few words, but<br />

the General just looked blank as if he didn't know what language Kenneth was speaking. Finally,<br />

Kenneth spoke to him in Thai, and the General perked right up. He understood that, and responded in<br />

Lao. Kenneth spoke in his high, biblical Thai, and General Salan spoke in a form of Lao that he had<br />

learned from his Lao mistress—in fact, from quite a few Lao mistresses. Salan wanted to know more<br />

about Kenneth, and vice versa.<br />

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Session #52 continued July 22, 1988 Kenneth, Kip, Margaret, and Carol Pearson<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIB40) The conversation with General Salan played out after a while. There was nothing to<br />

eat or drink on board. They arrived in Hanoi late in the afternoon. By this point, Kenneth was "just<br />

miserable," having had nothing to eat or drink all day. He was dehydrated. "I just was desperate for<br />

something to eat and drink." He thought that maybe the French would give him a ride into town. Not<br />

so! The plane stopped at the end of the runway. They all got off. Kenneth dragged his little trunk<br />

off the plane. No one helped him. A large party was there to meet the General and soon roared off in<br />

a caravan of jeeps, leaving Kenneth there alone, twenty-some miles out of the city. They were "on<br />

the wrong side of the river," also, and Kenneth knew they would have to cross a bridge that he<br />

himself had selected as a bombing target during the war. It is difficult to bomb a bridge out of<br />

existence, at least from the air, but the bridge was in poor condition.<br />

So there he was. A few hangars were located there, but Kenneth saw no one about. He<br />

hauled his trunk along the ground. "I was feeling too despondent to carry it, and I just hauled it<br />

along, dragging it behind me, over toward the hangar." As he got to the hangar, he suddenly smelled<br />

food. Food cooking. He brightened up right away. He turned the corner, and there was one Chinese<br />

G.I., squatting over a charcoal brazier, with a little iron pot, cooking a Chinese stew, which was<br />

bubbling happily away in its pot. Kenneth hauled his little trunk over there, "and boy, did I ever let<br />

loose with my Chinese! I was fluent, I want to tell you! I called him brother. 'Oh, brother!'"<br />

Kenneth cuts loose with his Chinese now. He told the man how thirsty he was, how hungry he was,<br />

and how he wanted to buy part of his meal. And he pulled out some money. The soldier looked at<br />

him blankly and seemed unsurprised to hear a redhead, an "Ang Moa" (SP?), speaking Chinese. He<br />

understood Kenneth perfectly well, and answered that what he had was his whole dinner. It was all he<br />

had. He wasn't going to sell it to Kenneth. "You can't have my dinner! This is P\ dinner!" But<br />

Kenneth was persistent. Then the man retorted that he only had the one bowl. But Kenneth said,<br />

"Brothers only need one bowl between them." Then the man retorted again, "Oh, I only have one<br />

pair of chopsticks!" But Kenneth said, "Brothers only need one pair of chopsticks. We pass them<br />

back and forth." The man's eyes got big. "You pass the chopsticks back and forth?" "Yes," Kenneth<br />

said, "we're brothers."<br />

The soldier thought this was awfully funny, "and by gosh, he did it. I squatted beside him.<br />

And we cleaned that bowl out between us." "Ah!" Kenneth said with relief. "You saved my life. I<br />

think I'll live. I thought I was going to die of hunger!" The soldier laughed and laughed.<br />

Then he asked the soldier if he could help Kenneth get into Hanoi, twenty miles away. The<br />

soldier answered that many of their men would be going into town for rest and recreation, that is to<br />

eat and be merry with the girls. "Well," Kenneth said, "I'd like to eat and be merry with the girls too!<br />

Can you arrange for me to go in with them to eat and be merry with the girls?" The soldier himself<br />

wasn't going, but he said, "Okay!" in English, and took Kenneth over to the road where a truck came<br />

along with some thirty or forty Chinese standing up, "with their black heads jammed together, all of<br />

them going into town." There was no room to sit down. The cab was filled. The soldier shouted at<br />

them to take the Ang Moa with them, and Kenneth began calling out to them also that he was an Ang<br />

Moa Chinese, a red-headed Chinese. They took his trunk and threw it up, and then they hauled<br />

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chatting with them in Chinese all the way in. "I was quite cheerful then. My belly was pretty full of<br />

Chinese food."<br />

They dumped him off in front of the Hotel Metropole. Kenneth hauled his little tin trunk in to<br />

find out who was in charge and could he get a room? Well, all the rooms were filled. There was no<br />

place that he could sleep in there except in the hallway. So he said, Okay, he'd sleep in the hallway.<br />

And he did, sleeping on the marble floor with his mosquito net over him. There was an OSS radio<br />

wireless operator with quarters in the hotel, and in the morning he helped Kenneth get some<br />

breakfast, clean up and shave, and make himself presentable. Kenneth left his trunk with the OSS<br />

man and told him he was going over to see if he could talk to Ho Chi Minh. The OSS man asked,<br />

"You're just going over and walk in on him?" And Kenneth said, "Yes." Figured it was worth a try.<br />

So Kenneth walked across the street and into the old high commissioner's palace, which was<br />

just a few hundred yards from the hotel. He asked to see Ho Chi Minh, and they asked him who he<br />

was, which he told them. No one asked him to prove it. "The next thing I knew, I was taken right in<br />

to Ho Chi Minh." Ho wanted to know who Kenneth was, and Kenneth explained and told him why<br />

he was there. Ho asked how long he was going to stay, and Kenneth said that he planned to go back<br />

with the plane he had come in on, in two or three days. (The plane would then fly back to Saigon,<br />

stay there a few days, then return to Hanoi. That was its routine.) Ho looked at Kenneth reflectively.<br />

"He spoke flawless English. And it was unidentifiable English. It was what I call t.v.<br />

English. It had no regional accent. It wasn't Canadian. It wasn't British English. It wasn't American<br />

English. It wasn't British English. It was just English. And he spoke it beautifully, and with no<br />

identifiable accent." In further conversations, Kenneth found out that Ho had learned English in<br />

Indochina, and had later lived in England and worked in a hotel there.<br />

2<br />

10:28 Ho asked Kenneth if he could stay longer, and Kenneth answered that he would like to stay<br />

longer but had nowhere to stay. Didn't know where he would be staying that night. Ho said that was<br />

no problem. He would arrange something for Kenneth. Ho suggested that he stay for ten or eleven<br />

days, that is, for another full cycle of the plane. That would give Kenneth a good opportunity to get<br />

around Hanoi and see how things were. Then Kenneth said that he needed wheels to get around, and<br />

Ho said he would assign a car to him with a driver. The car he assigned to him was a French oneseater,<br />

with a front seat wide enough for the driver, and a back seat wide enough for one passenger.<br />

It was just like a bathtub. It had four wheels. The driver spoke only Vietnamese. Didn't understand<br />

a word of French. Knew no English or Chinese. Kenneth had a map of Hanoi which he had brought<br />

with him from Saigon because he wanted to tour the city to see where the U.S. might put a consulate.<br />

So with map in hand, he gave directions to the driver by leaning forward and pointing where he<br />

wanted to go. At every crossroads, there were sandbag gun emplacements cater corner to each other,<br />

one Viet Minh, the other Chinese, facing each other. They were ready to shoot at each other if need<br />

be. The guns might only be rifles; not very big guns. But there were a lot of the emplacements, all<br />

over town. The Viet Minh were very smartly dressed in blue uniforms, blue shorts, and little hats.<br />

Black stockings up to their knees, and black shoes.<br />

Kenneth had to sit on his trunk because there was no room for it beside him, so he was<br />

perched rather high as the driver took him out to a large house. There, the driver let out some yells,<br />

and some women came out to see what it was about. There was a certain amount of chattering<br />

among them, in Vietnamese and then French, and Kenneth was told to come on up. So he went up<br />

and was escorted to a bedroom. This house, or mansion, was the dwelling of an American graves<br />

mission that was out there hunting for the bodies of flyers who had been shot down over the area<br />

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down, and find the bodies. They had interpreters who spoke French. The men were all gone during<br />

the day. The bevy of women were probably prostitutes, the mistresses of these Americans, assigned<br />

to take care of them. One of the girls immediately wanted to know if Kenneth wanted a mistress of<br />

his own, and he politely declined. They thought he was pretty poor sport. They spent most of their<br />

time drinking wine, playing cards, and playing an Electrola which they wound by hand. They had<br />

"squeaky French records" playing.<br />

Almost every day for the next ten days, Kenneth would be invited to share at least one meal<br />

with Ho Chi Minh, always either lunch or dinner. Ho's interest in Kenneth was to try to get him, who<br />

represented the State Department of the U.S. government, the first official of his kind there, to carry<br />

letters from Ho to President Truman and to the Secretary of State. Before Kenneth left, Ho had<br />

prepared letters to both men appealing to the Americans to keep the French out of Indochina,<br />

according to Roosevelt's wartime policy that no French be allowed back into Indochina. Kenneth<br />

told Ho that he was the man who had drafted that policy, which really put him in tight with Ho.<br />

Kenneth told him how the memorandum went up to the President and then came back down with the<br />

President's hand-written note in the margin saying, "I want no French returned to Indochina. FDR."<br />

"Well, Ho Chi Minh just practically embraced me and kissed me on both cheeks. I mean here was<br />

the guy that had drafted the policy!" "So he was really very hospitable. And we had many<br />

conversations."<br />

One night, Ho wanted Kenneth for dinner, and so did General Salan, and so did General<br />

Saintenay. Kenneth mentioned it to Ho, wondering what to do, and Ho said that he should just eat a<br />

course with one, and then go and eat a course with another, and so on. So Kenneth had a big night.<br />

(Saintenay's name was a pseudonym, Kenneth says, not his real name at all.)<br />

Years later, U.S. News and World Report had a "Where Are They Now?" on Saintenay and<br />

Kenneth Landon, asking the question where they were today. CBS picked it up, and Marvin Kalb<br />

came out to 4711 with a big crew to tape Margaret and Kenneth for the Walter Cronkite news show<br />

that evening. It took them all day to get what they wanted for their program, and it filled a full<br />

minute and a half on the broadcast. (Kip thought this was in connection with the Pentagon Papers<br />

scandal in 1971, when a Dr. Ellsberg released the papers to a reporter for the New York Times, who<br />

made them public. It was highly controversial. The papers had been secretly pulled together during<br />

the Nixon administration to show how the United States became involved in Viet Nam. Among the<br />

first of these papers were telegrams Kenneth sent from Hanoi in 1946 concerning his talks with Ho<br />

Chi Minh. However, Kenneth says this had nothing to do with CBS' interest in him. [Indirectly, it<br />

did. See #88, index 6.] Kenneth's old professor A. Eustace Haydon of Chicago University sent<br />

him a letter, "Saw you on Cronkite show. Memories of happy days. Eustace."<br />

3<br />

22:19 While Kenneth was in Hanoi, he often asked Ho about Bao Dai, who had been the emperor.<br />

Bao Dai had abdicated in favor of Ho Chi Minh. His palace had been at Hue. Now he was a virtual<br />

prisoner of Ho in Hanoi, but had his own compound.<br />

Kenneth kidded Ho about Bao Dai. Ho "was very amiable with me. He told me a story that is<br />

almost unbelievable, and I think I'm the only person in the United States he ever told it to, the only<br />

American." About the time Margaret and Kenneth went out to Siam, Ho came down from Shanghai<br />

to try to infiltrate Hanoi. He came down to Siam in 1927, to the Phuphon (SP?) hills area on the<br />

Mekong River, right across from Laos, which would provide a trail through Laos into Hanoi, going<br />

past the Dien Bien Phu area. In Siam, for cover, he wore the robe of a Buddhist monk. "That means<br />

he must have shaved his head." Also, he must have been able to speak Thai, "I should think." "And<br />

he ZDV a linguist. I mean, he spoke flawless English. He spoke Chinese. I could understand a<br />

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couple of dialects in Chinese, and he spoke them beautifully. He spoke other dialects. He spoke<br />

German. He spoke Russian. I mean, this man was really a genius."<br />

Many of the discussions Kenneth had with Ho were in the field of political philosophy.<br />

Kenneth had taught a course in political philosophy at Earlham, "and I thought I was pretty smart,<br />

and I knew something or other. But he knew far more than I would ever catch up with. This guy was<br />

really well read. He read the books."<br />

Anyway, Kenneth told him he wanted to see Bao Dai. Could he arrange it? Yes, he could<br />

arrange it. Kenneth knew it would be a "sterilized, sanctified" meeting, because the Emperor was a<br />

prisoner, even though he had abdicated with full honors and was supposed to be an advisor of some<br />

sort to Ho Chi Minh, "which was a laugh. Nobody was ever going to advise Ho Chi Minh on<br />

anything. He was the guy that told everybody what to do." So Ho set it up. And it was very funny.<br />

Kenneth was told that his driver would be instructed to take him to a certain spot and park in the<br />

shade under a certain tree. A limousine would then come and stop and the door would open and<br />

Kenneth would get in and the limousine would take him to the Emperor. It was like something from<br />

a mystery story. So this "bathtub of mine took me out" and parked at the side of the road under a big<br />

tree, and Kenneth stood there waiting, leaning "against this bathtub." Up came the limousine, a big<br />

one, an American car. The door opened. There was a driver. Kenneth got into the back seat. The<br />

limousine shot off as if being pursued by the Devil, and went whipping hither and yon. "I suppose<br />

they didn't want me to know where I was going." All of sudden, the limousine stopped, turned into a<br />

driveway, the gates opened, they drove into a yard, and there were a couple of men standing there<br />

waiting to take Kenneth into the house. He was escorted in. It had been bright sunlight outside. He<br />

was taken into a dark, cool room and left there.<br />

Kenneth's eyes slowly adjusted to the darkness as he wondered what was going to happen<br />

next. And then, as his eyes became accustomed to the darkness, he realized that he was sitting across<br />

from a man sitting in a big chair ten feet away who was wearing dark glasses. Bao Dai was there.<br />

He was an educated man, and Kenneth had no problem conversing with him. Kenneth asked<br />

him about his experiences, why he had abdicated, did he expect to regain his throne, and of course,<br />

Bao Dai said all the things Ho would want him to say, in particular that he hoped the Americans<br />

would help to keep the French out. He was an interesting person. Well built. A young man,<br />

obviously in his prime. He offered Kenneth tea, and they had tea and biscuits. Finally, he got up,<br />

and that was it. Kenneth thanked him very much and hoped to meet him again.<br />

In 1950, on another trip, Kenneth took with him a picture from Harry Truman autographed to<br />

Emperor Bao Dai in Saigon, and Kenneth went up into the hills to his hill station where he "sulked<br />

and refused to co-operate with the French, who would not provide him with the facilities and the<br />

freedom to lead his people to freedom, and to be independent of the French. He was determined to be<br />

independent." He had co-operation from the Americans.<br />

That trip, Kenneth says, was "awe-inspiring in speed" because there was a sheer cliff drop off<br />

the side of the road, and the driver was a "race car" driver. This huge limousine "just rocked" up the<br />

road. Kenneth sank back and waited for the end while they went whipping up through the hills.<br />

Once there, he reminisced about his first visit with the Emperor, who remembered him. They had a<br />

very nice conversation. Kenneth presented the Truman picture to him. Bao Dai wanted to know if<br />

Kenneth, on behalf of the State Department, could give him some assurance of American pressure on<br />

the French to give him more power in his own country. He was supposedly chief of state of an<br />

independent state in the south, and he just couldn't get any help from the French. So he refused to cooperate.<br />

He lived well. Drank well. Went hunting up in the hills with his guns. He was a good<br />

marksman.<br />

Going down the mountain road was hair-raising. Kenneth finally just "slunk back" and shut<br />

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his eyes. He couldn't bear to look. "The driver seemed to think that because I was a diplomat, he had<br />

to race." Finally, they made it down to the plains, with Kenneth thanking God that he was going to<br />

see his wife and kids again.<br />

Those were the only two times Kenneth encountered Bao Dai.<br />

4<br />

31:33 In that 1946 period in Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh expressed great concern about the Chinese. He<br />

badly wanted them out of the country also. He described them as pests. He couldn't get rid of them.<br />

They stuck closer than a brother. They would manufacture and print phony Vietnamese currency up<br />

in Shanghai, and their officers would come in with briefcases full of this counterfeit and buy<br />

everything in sight, anything they wanted. They were stripping the Vietnamese of everything in<br />

Hanoi.<br />

Kenneth became well acquainted with the Chinese in Hanoi on his own. The political advisor<br />

to General Lo Han was a man named Yuan Tser Quien (SP?), a philosopher. General Lo Han was<br />

the warlord of southern China who was there to accept the surrender of the Japanese and repatriate<br />

them. His nephew presently owns the Yenching Palace restaurant in Washington, D.C., where we get<br />

our Chinese food. When the people at the restaurant found out years ago that Kenneth was familiar<br />

with and friendly with General Lo Han, he could hardly pay for things. He'd walk in and they would<br />

immediately serve him tea for free, and present him with a cocktail, while he was waiting for carryout<br />

food. These days, the owners no longer hang around at the Yenching; they're out in Alexandria now.<br />

The political advisor to the General was the man Kenneth talked to for the most part. He met<br />

with him many times in Hanoi, to find out what the Chinese really expected. What happened was<br />

that, when Kenneth went back to Saigon, he learned what was really going on. On the plane, there<br />

was a French political advisor to General D'Argenlieu, who later became ambassador to Bangkok.<br />

Kenneth cannot recall his name at the moment. Kenneth had met him when in Saigon. He had been<br />

up in Chungking negotiating with Chiang Kai Shek for Chinese help to get the French back into<br />

Hanoi. The agreement they hammered out in Chungking was that, yes, the Chinese would help the<br />

French get back into Hanoi, but required a concession of freedom of port for the Chinese in<br />

Haiphong, Hanoi, and along the railroad up into Yunnan province so that the Chinese would have a<br />

great economic and political influence there. The reason they wanted to do this was not to help the<br />

French but because they were asking at the same time that the Soviets help them get back into<br />

Manchuria ahead of Mao Tse-tung and his troops. As the Russians would do unto the Chinese, the<br />

Chinese were willing to do unto the French. And they were using this noble example of "Look what<br />

we're willing to do for the French!" to persuade the Russians to do the same for them in Manchuria.<br />

This was the Chinese thinking that Kenneth got from Yuan Tser Quien. The French political advisor<br />

on the plane spelled out the whole agreement to Kenneth that had been reached between France and<br />

China. Kenneth was the first American to have that knowledge. When he landed in Saigon, he<br />

rapidly wrote it up, and the OSS mission there, headed by Alexander Griswold of Baltimore banking,<br />

had a wireless radio communication line with Washington. Kenneth sent the whole thing through<br />

them, breaking the news to the American government. "And my name was simply the hottest item in<br />

Washington and in the State Department because I had really a scoop on everybody in the United<br />

States."<br />

Shortly after that, he went back to Bangkok, then over to Calcutta, got a big plane, and flew<br />

back across the Pacific. When he arrived home in Washington, he was simply besieged to get more<br />

information. How much more did he know about this agreement? Washington had it as soon as the<br />

French government had it in Paris.<br />

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5<br />

38:02 Through the entire trip, Kenneth sent a steady stream of telegrams home to the State<br />

Department. Some of those messages appeared in the Pentagon Papers. Also, every day at the end of<br />

the day, Kenneth wrote a letter to Abbot Low Moffat in the Department, telling him what had<br />

happened that day. And he wrote another letter to Margaret, telling her in other terms. The file of<br />

letters to Moffat are somewhere in the Department archives, and some of Kenneth's students came<br />

across them while he was teaching at American University.<br />

Ho Chi Minh knew he couldn't give Kenneth a gift, and didn't offer him one. He was a clever<br />

man, and what he did was give Kenneth a tortoise shell vanity case for Margaret. Margaret tells us<br />

that the change in climate affected the tortoise shell, which cracked. She did not throw it out, storing<br />

it up in the attic.<br />

One night in Hanoi, Kenneth and his driver were going along at night in the little "bathtub"<br />

car when the driver lost control of the car at a crossroads. They drove head on into one of those<br />

sandbag gun emplacements. "Well! You should have heard the screaming and the yells and the guns<br />

being fired off in the air to scare off whoever was supposedly attacking. But they didn't see who it<br />

was." Finally, it was all straightened out, but it was a frightening experience. Kenneth thought they<br />

might get killed. They were driving back from a party, probably. There was a party every night.<br />

Dances. Lots of French girls were out there.<br />

One of the things Kenneth talked to Ho about was the many people he saw dying of smallpox.<br />

Kenneth had had shots to protect him, so he wasn't greatly concerned. But he saw people with pox<br />

all over them. People were emaciated. Ho told him that the starvation there was terrible. He said<br />

that during the war the dykes had been bombed. The Red River always overflowed its banks, so they<br />

kept building up the banks, which were way up above the plains, like small mountains. They built<br />

them higher and higher year by year. If a small crack develops, it can wash out an entire<br />

embankment. Well, that was one of the bombing targets Kenneth selected during the war. He knew<br />

the allies could drown out the whole Red River valley if they could break up some of those dykes,<br />

which they did. Ho Chi Minh said the devastation must have cost 2,000,000 lives. "It was very sad.<br />

But in war that's the sort of thing you do. You try to make it impossible for the enemy."<br />

When Kenneth returned to Bangkok after his trip to Hanoi, he met Ken Wells getting of the<br />

plane.<br />

The plane Kenneth caught from Calcutta was a military plane that took him to the Philippines.<br />

On the plane from the Philippines there were only two passengers, the commanding general in the<br />

Philippines and Kenneth. There was no place to sit. They simply rolled up in blankets and slept.<br />

There was nothing else to do. The general wouldn't talk to Kenneth, and Kenneth wouldn't talk to<br />

him. "We just slept our way across the Pacific."<br />

Kenneth recalls flying in over San Francisco and seeing the Golden Gate. When he got back<br />

to Washington, he was overwhelmed by attention from the European officers and the French desk<br />

officers, and also by his Chinese office friends in the Far East office over the agreement between the<br />

French and the Chinese.<br />

6<br />

46:13 Kip mentions the time when Thailand was admitted to the U.N. and a significant gift was<br />

given to Kenneth, but Kenneth does not recall it. He was involved in some way. The gift was from<br />

the family of the Thai ambassador. "In those days there wasn't so much fuss about small gifts of that<br />

sort to the diplomatic officers like myself. Nowadays that would be called graft and corruption of the<br />

worst sort. . . ."<br />

In 1947 Kenneth delivered the Haskell lectures at the University of Chicago. When Kenneth<br />

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was a student there under A. Eustace Haydon, Kenneth was "a very conservative Calvinist," and<br />

Haydon was one of the two leading humanist philosophers in the U.S., he and Max Carlotto (SP?).<br />

So Kenneth would challenge his premises, which Haydon was not used to. Haydon would challenge<br />

Kenneth's premises right back. "So we'd go at it hammer and tongs." This went on every class<br />

period. Haydon would start his lecture, and after a few minutes, Kenneth would interrupt him and<br />

argue that he had made assumptions that were erroneous. "I said to him one day, 'You wouldn't be a<br />

humanist unless you were in good health.' I said, 'If you found that you couldn't solve your problems<br />

successfully, you'd begin to call on God just like all the rest of us ordinary human beings. And you<br />

might not know which God to begin to turn to, but I'll betcha you'd find one in a hurry.'" This went<br />

over great in the class, with lots of laughter, as the two men went at it. "I thought to myself at the<br />

time, Well, I'll never get a degree from this guy." He figured he had infuriated Haydon. But finally,<br />

Kenneth finished his dissertation, and completed his French and German exams after working on his<br />

own, without taking courses in either language. Then he had to take his written exams, which ran for<br />

six days, from about nine a.m. to around five p.m., writing on a typewriter as fast as he could go,<br />

because he had a lot to say concerning each of the questions asked. He figured Haydon wouldn't like<br />

what he had to say, but to his astonishment, he received special commendation as one of the<br />

outstanding students in his class, with an A++. So he got his Ph.D. in three quarters, nine months of<br />

work. Margaret bought him a beautiful silk gown to wear in the graduation ceremony.<br />

"I had the pleasure of having the president of the university, Hutchins, when he handed me<br />

my degree—which he handed me—he had a note there, and he said, 'Says here you got your Ph.D.<br />

under my plan, under the Hutchins plan, and did it in three quarters. That's all I've ever required of<br />

anybody if they could do the job. Did \RX do it?' I said, 'Yes, I did.' 'Well,' he said, 'I always<br />

wondered who the damn fool would be who'd try to do it. Well, congratulations!'"<br />

After the ceremony, ten-year-old Peggy took him down a peg by dancing around chanting,<br />

"Daddy's a doctor! Daddy's a doctor! But not the useful kind!" That brought him back to earth.<br />

Anyway, in 1947, Kenneth received an invitation to give the Haskell lectures. That was the<br />

most prestigious series of six lectures in the United States if not the world in the field of religion and<br />

religious philosophy. $400 a lecture. One a week. He accepted, naturally. He took leave without<br />

pay from the State Department. Loaded all his materials into trunks and boxes, arranged for an<br />

apartment in Chicago, and set out. He didn't have a single lecture written when he arrived on<br />

campus. Not a one. He had a week to prepare the first one. And each week he spent the week at his<br />

typewriter "working my head off" to do those Haskell lectures.<br />

Before he began, Haydon had arranged for Kenneth to make the main address to a convention<br />

of Unitarian ministers. Kenneth wondered what a Calvinist Presbyterian could say to a bunch of<br />

Unitarian ministers. He decided to give them a lecture on Chinese philosophy, "and it went over<br />

great." He had a history of Chinese philosophy which he had used at Earlham, and had worked to<br />

translate. Also he had given a series of lectures in Chinese philosophy already for the Taft lectures at<br />

the University of Cincinnati. Cincinnati had wanted him to be their professor in Oriental philosophy.<br />

So Kenneth had little difficulty preparing a talk on the subject for the ministers. He figured they<br />

wouldn't know what it was all about anyway.<br />

Then he gave his first Haskell lecture. The audience was almost entirely theological students.<br />

The second lecture, only a few of them turned up, and in their place a group of anthropologists and<br />

sociologists. By the third lecture, he didn't have any interest from the theologians or the department<br />

of religion as such. The audience largely consisted of anthropologists, sociologists, and historians.<br />

He was breaking absolutely new ground in the field of comparative religion. It had never been done<br />

before, "and it's never been done since." Kenneth expected to come out of those six lectures with the<br />

basis for six books. He envisioned building each one into a book. Which he never did, however.<br />

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[The six lectures became a book entitled Southeast Asia: Crossroad of Religions, published by the<br />

University of Chicago in 1949.]<br />

Kenneth was invited to give those lectures because A. Eustace Haydon was retiring and<br />

wanted Kenneth to succeed him. He welcomed Kenneth there, and gave him a big hug. He said,<br />

"You know, Landon. I'll never forget you," and went on to tell how he would prepare for his class<br />

lectures and then try to figure out what "that son of a bitch Landon" would attack in the presentation.<br />

Sometimes, he could figure it out; but sometimes, Landon would surprise him. "And we just had a<br />

circus. And I want you to have my job, if you want it."<br />

There was another candidate for the job, and the people there in the field of religion didn't<br />

want Kenneth. None of them were ever friendly to him. Not one of them in the department ever<br />

invited him to lunch or dinner. So, before he left, KH gave a dinner in the apartment. Peggy and Bill<br />

came in for dinner a couple of times from <strong>Wheaton</strong>, where they were both in college now, at his<br />

apartment in Chicago. In any case, he got up this dinner. "But in my usual fashion, I suppose, I<br />

overlooked a good many things." For one thing, he didn't eat bread at dinner, so he didn't serve any.<br />

He didn't drink much at table either. So no bread, no butter, no water. "And I don't get dirty eating,<br />

and I didn't have any napkins." He had paper napkins out there in case of need, but he just didn't<br />

think of them. So there was his dinner, all prepared and in the oven. The guests arrived. He didn't<br />

serve them any drinks because at that time he didn't drink alcohol at all. They sort of sniffed around,<br />

and he sat down and chatted with them for a while. There was no evidence that they could see that<br />

any preparations for dinner had been made. Kenneth recalls having four couples for dinner beside<br />

himself, the professors and their wives. Finally, he announced that it was time to eat, and he went out<br />

to the kitchen and started hauling in the dinner. Then someone asked if he had any napkins, and, oh<br />

sure, he had napkins, and he went out and brought in a pile of napkins.<br />

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HOUR 73<br />

Session #52 continued July 22, 1988 Kenneth, Kip, Margaret, Carol Pearson<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIB395) Kenneth continues on the dinner. Did he have any bread and butter? Sure! He<br />

went in and got some bread and butter and set them on the table. Any water we can drink? Oh,<br />

water! "I was just thinking of food!" That kind of broke the party up. They talked about how they<br />

hadn't gotten to know him, and wondered why he hadn't been to the faculty club. But he pointed out<br />

that he was never invited. They asked him if he were going to apply seriously for the position, and he<br />

answered that he had found out what it paid. "I couldn't afford to." It wasn't half the money that he<br />

was already earning. That really pleased them.<br />

Kenneth says that the book based on the lectures was published not only by Chicago<br />

University Press but also Oxford University Press, "as my two previous books had been," Siam in<br />

Transition and The Chinese in Thailand This one was called Southeast Asia: Crossroad of<br />

Religions [My copy of Southeast Asia: Crossroad of Religions was published by Cambridge University<br />

Press, while my copy of The Chinese in Thailand was indeed published by the Oxford University Press. I<br />

do not have Siam in Transition.]<br />

Session #53 July 29, 1988 Kenneth, Kip, Carol Pearson<br />

2<br />

2:31 A story from Kenneth's childhood. His brother Bradley was home from his studies at the<br />

University of Cincinnati for a time. It was fall, and very wintry, and very cold. One day Bradley<br />

suddenly said, "Kenny, let's do something. Let's go canoeing." He knew that in the summer they<br />

would sometimes get girls and canoes and paddle up the Cassawaga River. It was a narrow river,<br />

even narrower than French Creek. It had a fairly deep channel, ten to fifteen feet deep most of the<br />

way, and you could go for miles in a canoe. If you went far enough, you would draw near the<br />

Pymatuning Swamp, where later on they developed an enormous lake. It was a small lake at that<br />

time. Kenneth said okay, so they walked down to the Interurban and rode it out to the river. They<br />

were the only people there. Most of the canoes had been put away for the winter. The guy there<br />

thought they were mildly crazy, but he hired out a canoe to them, and off they went, paddling<br />

upstream. They had a lunch with them.<br />

To begin with, Bradley sat in the rear, being the elder, and Kenneth sat in the front. They<br />

paddled a number of miles, talking and kidding away, then decided to eat in the canoe. The woods<br />

grew right down to the bank, and they were rather thick. It was hard to find an open spot to beach the<br />

canoe. So they pulled in to the bank and hooked on to a tree and sat and ate their lunch.<br />

Then, Bradley decided that the two of them ought to change places. Kenny would sit in the<br />

rear and do most of the paddling going back downstream. "Okay," Kenneth said. "Well, darned if he<br />

didn't stand up!" It was bad enough standing up in a canoe, but unfortunately there was a branch of a<br />

tree directly overhead. Bradley reached up, grabbed hold of the branch, and ordered Kenneth to walk<br />

past him. At that moment, the canoe went out from under him, and he was left hanging on to this<br />

"twig" with both hands. The canoe flipped over, and both of them found themselves in over their<br />

head. The water was ice cold. They struggled to right the canoe, and hauled themselves into it.<br />

They dipped out as much of the water as they could, and then began paddling downstream. "We<br />

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knew we were in trouble because it was so cold." They were sitting there in icy cold water, paddling<br />

like crazy. They could feel themselves turning into lumps of ice from the waist down. It seemed to<br />

take forever to get back to the canoe place. And then they had to beach the canoe, haul it up, and pay<br />

for the use of it. They had to wait a good while for the Interurban, dancing around to try to keep<br />

warm, and when it came, they both splashed messily onto the car only to be told by the disgusted<br />

driver to stand on the back platform where they wouldn't make such a mess. By the time they got<br />

into Meadville, they were both so miserable and frozen that they feared they had frostbite. They ran<br />

all the way home, a mile and a half, burst into the house ripping off articles of clothing and fighting<br />

over who was going to get into the bathtub first. "As it was, I think we both got into the bathtub<br />

about the same time!" Their mother was dancing with anxiety outside the bathroom as her two boys<br />

horsed around in the tub. What on earth had they gotten up to this time?<br />

Kip says he has never seen a picture of Bradley, and Carol and Kenneth tell of the pictures<br />

downstairs. Some show him in a military uniform, even one with a monocle he got after Kenneth had<br />

given him a watch. "This big brute with a monocle!"<br />

3<br />

13:00 Kenneth retells the great stout story. The brewer's big horses. Is he willing? "Oh, I'm<br />

perfectly willing. I mean, my memory is quite cerise!"<br />

"My father was chief chemist of the Erie Railroad. But he was driven by his antagonism to<br />

Demon Rum." The reason that he was so personal about it was that when he was dating Mae Agnes<br />

Fletcher, he carried a hip flask all the time to keep himself going. He had gotten started doing this<br />

when he was working in a pharmacy, and he was used to being able to drink drugstore alcohol<br />

whenever he wanted to. That was when Mae discovered that he had Bright's disease. A real struggle<br />

developed to get him off the bottle. Between Mae and Dr. Salsbury, who invented the salsbury steak,<br />

Brad became convinced that he would die unless he got off alcohol. And it left him with an<br />

antagonism to Demon Rum. It was the day of Prohibition, and Brad was "very religious, and<br />

aggressively so" and would go around preaching against Demon Rum on the street corners. He<br />

would take his two sons along with him to sing, "to help him make a noise" so that he could draw a<br />

crowd. They would sing, "The brewer's big horses can't run over me!" a very popular hymn of the<br />

day. Brad had all the verses memorized.<br />

So here was Brad, outspoken against alcohol, working toward prohibition, which was to come<br />

in 1919. But Mae was feeling run down and ill, and Dr. Clawson came to look her over one morning.<br />

"I was the kind of kid that hung around the fringes wanting to listen to what was going on." The<br />

three adults were up in the bedroom, and little Kenny was sitting on the stairs, peaking around the<br />

corner to see. He couldn't hear what was going on other than the tone of the voices gradually<br />

becoming more antagonistic. Brad's voice sounded more and more outraged. Finally, there came a<br />

wild cry from Brad who then burst out the door and rushed downstairs, his face dark with anger. He<br />

had been told by the doctor that Mae was anemic, and that she should have a stout or dark beer that<br />

would help her overcome her anemia. This was standard procedure in those days. She was to have a<br />

drink at noon and a drink at night every day until she improved. That meant that Brad was going to<br />

have to provide his wife with alcoholic beverage.<br />

"Well, his reputation was at stake. He knew people would have trouble understanding. . . ."<br />

They would think KH was drinking. But Mae was adamant that she must do what the doctor said.<br />

The doctor left quietly, and then Brad told Kenneth that he was about to order a keg of dark beer or<br />

stout for his mother, and when it came, he wanted Kenny to tap it and give her a drink. He gave his<br />

son a tap, all nice and clean, the type Kenneth was familiar with from the age of twelve on, when he<br />

had begun handling barrels of oil and chemicals in the manufacture of ATV. "ATV CLEANCO.<br />

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'ATV-Adds to Varnish. Cleanco-Cleans, Polishes, and Disinfects in One Operation. One quart 50<br />

cents.'" Kenneth manufactured it in a huge vat in the garage that was as big as any bathtub you could<br />

imagine. The paddle he used to stir things up was about six feet long. The oils would come in fiftygallon<br />

barrels, and Kenneth knew how to handle them and tap them and so on. So Brad handed<br />

Kenneth this tap and told him to tap the barrel of stout and draw a drink for his mother to have at<br />

lunch.<br />

"Yes, Dad." "I was just absolutely astounded and delighted with all this new excitement."<br />

Brad made his telephone call to the brewery, and then went off to work. About an hour and a half<br />

later, Kenneth was still waiting for the sound of the brewer's big horses, and then he heard them<br />

coming up Walnut Street. They were the kind of horses you sometimes see in Budweiser ads today.<br />

Huge horses. A great big wagon. They came banging up Walnut Street to the Landons' corner,<br />

Fairfax Avenue, which was only two blocks long. They turned the corner and came up the steep side<br />

hill beside the house. The driver backed the wagon into the curb to take the weight off the horses,<br />

and put the brake on. He put a big block of wood behind the wheels. There wasn't a thing in the<br />

wagon except this one keg of stout. The driver put a board down from the tailgate and rolled the keg<br />

down the board, then rolled it down the small, steep terrace that approached the house, finally<br />

upending it and banging it up onto the porch. "There you are," he said.<br />

Kenneth said, "We want it in the basement. Would you put it in the basement?"<br />

And the driver said, "I deliver to, not in," turned around, and walked off.<br />

So there was the keg, sitting on the back porch. "Well, that didn't bother me much. I was<br />

accustomed to handling bigger barrels than that." So he knocked it over, rolled it over to the door,<br />

and upended it through the door, and rolled it across the kitchen, and got it to the cellar door. The<br />

steps were very steep and had no backs to them. They ended about two and a half feet from the<br />

concrete wall in the basement. Kenneth looked the situation over, and looked the barrel over, and<br />

contemplated rolling the barrel down the steps. But he knew he couldn't handle it that way. Then he<br />

thought, perhaps if he had it with the front end on, he could maneuver it to the edge of the top step,<br />

and with him in front of it, he could sort of slide it down the steps. "This was what I thought." So<br />

Kenneth, a kid in kneepants, and skinny, got under this thing and edged it over and edged it over a<br />

little more until finally it tipped over against him. "And then it suddenly became like a live thing. It<br />

lunged into me. And my skinny legs just flew back down those stairs with this thing pursuing me and<br />

my hands on it trying to hold it. And when I hit the bottom, I knew that I'd be smashed, my legs<br />

would be broken to pieces. I don't think I did any thinking. I just did acting. I sidestepped that thing.<br />

And it crashed head on into the wall, [taking a chip out of the wall,] and bounced. It bounced! I<br />

think it bounced three or four feet into the air! And bounced all over the basement! I mean, it was<br />

going!" It was an oak barrel. No leaks. It was solid. Kenneth chased it around the basement and<br />

finally lassoed it. He rolled it where he wanted it, upended it, and then sat on it. And he thought,<br />

"Well, darn it, I've got it here anyway." He sat on it for a few minutes, then thought, Well, might as<br />

well get the tap.<br />

He went upstairs for the tap and then returned. In addition to the tap, he had a cone-shaped<br />

cutter with a screw on the end that you screwed down into the wood. It had a cutting edge that ran at<br />

an angle to the surface of the oak barrel head. As the screw pulled it down into the wood, the cutting<br />

edge would cut shavings very evenly to make a hole into the barrel. The screw would go on through,<br />

followed by the cutting cone, and you would begin to see little spurts of liquid coming up around the<br />

screw, and you knew you were down to the point that it would take just a few turns with your own<br />

muscle, without the help of that screw, to get on through. So Kenneth applied his cutter to the barrel<br />

of stout, turning the screw down through the wood, forming the hole into which the tap would fit, and<br />

when he reached the final stage, he paused for a moment. He could see a bit of liquid appearing<br />

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around the screw, and hear a quiet sizzling sound. He had to calculate the size of the hole he was to<br />

make to fit the tap that he had. It had to be a precise fit so that the tap would screw in tightly and<br />

make a good seal. Kenneth saw that after he got through the wood, he would still have to go down<br />

quite a little way to fit the size of the tap. The tap was not really designed for beer kegs. It was<br />

designed for oil barrels, and the aperture was larger than necessary for beer. Kenneth figured, Okay,<br />

that's easy, I know how to do that.<br />

So he summoned his energies and with a flourish gave the cutter a strong turn. The next thing<br />

he knew his instrument flew to the ceiling. The thing broke through and the cone cutter just danced<br />

right up to the ceiling on this firehose of stout. Kenneth had his tap there and tried to put it into the<br />

hole, but he knew it wouldn't fit anyway. There wasn't a thing he could do about the tap. He had<br />

nothing else to put in there. He tried to hold it down with his hand, and of course, he couldn't. It was<br />

shooting all over the place. "So finally I climbed aboard and sat on it. Well, I had this beer shooting<br />

up around my bottom and through my legs and hitting the ceiling. And I sat there, and this thing ran<br />

and ran and ran. And then I could hear the trickle as it ran across the floor. And I could see it first<br />

washing clean rivulets through the black coal dust—we had coal in the basement, and the basement<br />

floor was full of coal dust. It made all these little rivulets. And then it gradually washed them clean.<br />

And then I could hear the drain gurgling, gurgling, gurgling, and me sitting there, thinking, 'Oh my<br />

God, what will my father do to me!'"<br />

He was sitting there. He really had a bath. Finally, it stopped spurting. And he was still<br />

sitting there. He heard a chuckle behind him. "And I looked around. There was my mother in a<br />

nightgown, beautiful big black braids dangling in front of her, looking around at me, laughing at me,<br />

'Kenny. Kenny. Well, Kenny. Well, you are going to have to get cleaned up, Kenny. Take off all<br />

your clothes. I don't want any of those clothes to go up out of this basement. Just take them all off.'"<br />

And then he was to go up, get in the bathtub, and wash himself from top to bottom, including his hair.<br />

"Yes, Ma."<br />

So he stripped down and went upstairs. He asked her, "Gee, what's Dad going to do?" And<br />

she said, "I'll take care of him."<br />

The bathroom was at the head of the stairs, and the phone was on the landing at the foot of<br />

those stairs, between the kitchen and the front door. It was easy for Kenneth to hear the conversation.<br />

She dialed Brad's number. "Brad? This is Mae. That stout was rotten! It was spoiled! You've got<br />

to send it back. I won't drink that nasty stuff. Yes, it's spoiled. Well, it burst the cask right here in<br />

the basement, and it's just gone all over the place. And it's spoiled rotten. And you've just got to<br />

send that stuff back." Kenneth heard sputterings coming out of the phone, but Mae plunged ahead.<br />

"Yes, it's all over the basement. All over the basement. The house just stinks with that stuff. That's<br />

rotten stuff, and you send it back." And after a silence, "Well, it isn't Kenny's fault. I can tell you<br />

that. It isn't Kenny's fault!" And she hung up.<br />

She looked up, and Kenneth was peaking out of the bathtub at her, and she went back to bed.<br />

When Brad came home, he looked things over, and "he just looked at me in disgust." And<br />

that was the end of that. There wasn't enough stout left in that keg to give her more than a half a<br />

dozen drinks. She did have some of it, then.<br />

4<br />

33:00 The sequel was even more hilarious. "My mother was ill, and there was a visiting committee<br />

for the ill who visited people in the church who were housebound with illness." So the committee<br />

came to visit. There were three women. Mae was up, and thanked the women for coming. But when<br />

they came in the door, they stopped cold and began sniffing. Mae graciously invited the women into<br />

the living room, where they all sat. And the women kept sniffing. "The place smelled like a<br />

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brewery. It was terrible, it really was. It just smelled like a brewery." The women all looked at each<br />

other. They knew Brad Landon's reputation for sobriety and his preaching against Demon Rum, and<br />

who would be drinking it but his wife?! "The poor fellow! He had an alcoholic wife!?" Mae<br />

realized what was going on and began to feel outraged. But she explained nothing.<br />

We resume with Kenneth's career in the State Department. 1949. The communist<br />

organization in Calcutta was the headquarters for southern Asia, and they sent out orders to<br />

communist cells in the Philippines, Indochina, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, and so on to have a<br />

general uprising of all their guerrilla forces simultaneously. The U.S. had intercepts and knew the<br />

orders had been sent, but no one knew what it meant until it began to happen. It started in Burma and<br />

Thailand. There was a strong force in Malaya left over from World War II. The first State knew<br />

what was really happening was when our consul in Kuala Lumpur sent in an urgent cable stating the<br />

situation there, that people on tin mines and rubber estates were in jeopardy. People were being shot<br />

on the highways and dared not drive at night. He gave the numbers of Americans in peril on these tin<br />

mines and rubber estates, all unarmed, and could the U.S. government send them carbines, rifles,<br />

pistols, and the like so that they could protect themselves? The British authorities could not protect<br />

them out in rural areas. Kenneth received that cable. The Assistant Secretary was a fellow named<br />

Drumwright, a Foreign Service officer and a good friend, but he was not in his office at the time, or<br />

Kenneth would have consulted him. Kenneth had a private phonebook of his own with the names of<br />

various key people in various agencies of the government, and he promptly called a man in the<br />

Pentagon about the situation. Could they send a planeload of small arms out to the Americans in<br />

Malaysia? The man said that would be easy. They had great quantities of small arms at Guam. How<br />

fast could they get a planeload off? "As soon as you hand me an order signed by the Secretary of<br />

State," the man said, he would put it on "the hooter" to Guam, and Guam would send the arms as fast<br />

as they could load them on the plane. "Fine," Kenneth said. "I didn't even call the Secretary. I<br />

simply sat down at my typewriter. I wrote out the orders for this materiel. I signed it for the<br />

Secretary of State per Kenneth P. Landon, drafting officer. I took a copy up to the Assistant<br />

Secretary's office and dropped a copy in his In box, not near the top but a little down a way so he<br />

wouldn't see it too soon. And I got my Chevrolet, which I had down there, and I drove over to the<br />

Pentagon, and I stopped in front of the guard. I said, 'I've got an urgent action for guns and<br />

ammunition and whatnot, and I have no place to park my car. You watch it, soldier. I'll be right out<br />

as soon as I deliver this action instruction.'" The guard was dubious, but Kenneth just walked away<br />

from the car with the paper and took it to the office of his friend.<br />

It had taken an hour and a half from the time Kenneth had received the cable. "I had the<br />

authority to do it," Kenneth says, "but I had to take the rap if it was disapproved later." So the<br />

message went out. The plane flew from Guam the very next day to Kuala Lumpur. The consulate<br />

there contacted Americans all over the area and had them come in to pick up their guns.<br />

The Secretary of State, George Catlett Marshall, was out of the country at the time. He was a<br />

"very irascible man" if he didn't know what was going on. He was on a mission to Europe. A couple<br />

of days later, he came back and called a press conference to debrief himself on his mission. It was in<br />

the Department of State, and there were 125 to 150 reporters from all over the country. When he<br />

concluded his statement, he said that he would take questions. The first reporter bounced to his feet<br />

and said, "Sir, has our policy toward colonial powers been changed ?" Were we rearming colonial<br />

powers? Last night a planeload of American arms landed in Kuala Lumpur from Guam. What did<br />

this mean? Marshall answered that he knew nothing about it. Neither did his press officer. Marshall<br />

told the press officer to get the man down there who did know about it and let him answer the<br />

question. "I will listen with interest!" The press officer soon ran Landon down with a few<br />

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phonecalls. "There was Ken Landon exposed to the wind." Kenneth hustled down to the auditorium.<br />

"General Marshall knew me." The General explained that a reporter had a question to ask him, and<br />

that he, the General, would be listening with great interest to Kenneth's answer. So the reporter asked<br />

the question, and Kenneth answered that there was no problem, no change in policy whatsoever. He<br />

went on to explain about the cable, and the urgent need to distribute arms for the protection of<br />

Americans in exposed areas in Malaysia. Kenneth closed by saying he hoped that was a satisfactory<br />

answer, and General Marshall said "Thank you." "And I crept off."<br />

Years later, after Kenneth had resigned from the State Department and was teaching at<br />

American University, an experienced Foreign Service officer came to take a course he was teaching.<br />

Kenneth wondered why he wanted to take the course, and queried him about it. After several class<br />

sessions, they were talking, and the man explained. The reason he was taking the course was that "I<br />

was in Malaysia at the time that you had arranged for the small arms to arrive." And he said, "I want<br />

to tell you that the whole American community out there fell down in praise of Kenneth P. Landon<br />

because they knew who had done it." Many of them had told him to see Ken Landon in Washington<br />

and express appreciation for what he had done. He told Kenneth that the Americans had their small<br />

arms long before the British did because of the speed with which Kenneth acted.<br />

5<br />

46:47 Kenneth speaks of the three books he has written. All of them were "primary studies" that<br />

had never been made before. Siam in Transition was a seminal study that all subsequent studies had<br />

to begin with, "whether they liked it or not." His second book, The Chinese in Thailand, was the<br />

first book in the English language on overseas Chinese in Southeast Asia. The only other book of<br />

any extent was on the Chinese in Indonesia, and only on their shopkeeping and their economic side.<br />

It didn't deal with their society. The first book dealing with their social life, their role in society, and<br />

how they got there was written by Kenneth Landon. A few articles had been written by a man named<br />

Berthold Lauffer (SP?), a fine scholar at the Field Museum in Chicago. The third book was<br />

Southeast Asia; Crossroad of Religions, and this also was a first. It has never been replaced by<br />

anything with the same approach.<br />

As Kenneth recalls, The Chinese in Thailand was published in 1941, just before the war.<br />

The astonishing thing was that the whole first edition just "vanished." People who had an interest in<br />

the subject just couldn't find copies. The Japanese had bought up the edition. Kenneth didn't know<br />

this at the time, but he found out years later. Fortunately, he had a few copies, and book reviewers<br />

had copies. But most colleges and universities couldn't get the book. After the war, quite a few years<br />

later, Kenneth was at a conference at the Shoreham Hotel here in Washington, and when he walked<br />

into the auditorium, he saw a Japanese sitting in a long empty row and went over and sat down beside<br />

him, introducing himself. "I'm Kenneth Landon." The man had a powerful, visceral reaction to the<br />

sound of the name and drew in his breath. His eyes got big. "You Dr. Kenneth Landon?!" The man<br />

said he had come to Washington to meet Kenneth! They started talking, and the man asked many<br />

questions. He showed great interest in Kenneth. Finally, he told Kenneth that he had his book The<br />

Chinese in Thailand in Japanese. He had been a Japanese intelligence officer in Thailand and<br />

Malaysia during World War II, and Kenneth's book was "the most useful handbook" the Japanese<br />

had. He had carried the book in his knapsack all through the war. Kenneth said it was certainly<br />

flattering to learn he had been such a great help to the Japanese!<br />

The man told Kenneth that he had brought his copy in the hope of meeting Kenneth and<br />

giving it to him. He came out to 4711 and presented Kenneth with a Japanese version of The<br />

Chinese in Thailand. It was the very copy he had carried in the war. He autographed it to Kenneth.<br />

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"That book was incorporated in two other books." A man named Skinner, a professor at<br />

Cornell, studied The Chinese in Thailand, and came out with own book on the Chinese in Thailand<br />

which consisted mostly of Kenneth's book. He did make reference to Kenneth and to the help<br />

Kenneth's book had been to him. But it was an act of "outrageous plagiarism all the way through."<br />

Skinner later became a fine scholar.<br />

Kenneth's "field work" for that work was not intentional. He had simply "slogged" all over<br />

the area as a missionary and developed a direct knowledge of the Chinese and their life in Thailand.<br />

He was reflecting his experience in his book.<br />

Then a man named Purcell (SP?), who was an advisor to the Chinese in the British service in<br />

Malaya, and who had been sent to China before the war to study Chinese, decided that he would<br />

write a book like Kenneth's on the Chinese in Malaya, which he did. Subsequently, Purcell decided<br />

to put together in one volume all the information available on the Chinese in Southeast Asia, and he<br />

included Kenneth's book in a shortened form, which he acknowledged doing.<br />

6<br />

56:22 Kenneth had a regular ritual at State when coffee break time came. He had learned early on<br />

that the most important people to him were the messengers and the secretaries. With a messenger,<br />

you could get your stuff to go where you wanted it to go and when you wanted it to go—if he was<br />

your pal. Also, you could learn where various documents you wanted to know about were going.<br />

The secretaries were just invaluable, because when you took a memo to a man's office, you gave it to<br />

the secretary, who would put it in the In box, where it might get lost under an avalanche of other<br />

papers. Kenneth would say to Betty or Jill that, if his memo began to sink out of sight, it would be so<br />

nice if she could resurrect it and let it float to the top. Every day, Kenneth made a point of having a<br />

coffee break with the messengers and secretaries.<br />

The doors in State had slats from the bottom half down for the passage of air. They were<br />

metal. Kenneth would walk along and at each one would take the side of his shoe and run it down<br />

those slats, Brrrrm! "It would sound like a gatling gun going off." By the time he got to the end of<br />

the hall, the girls would begin to come out. There'd be eight to ten girls down there, and a couple of<br />

fellows.<br />

Kenneth had a variation on that. He discovered that a paperweight "was a fabulous tool." He<br />

would take a paperweight and spin it and then walk off. It would go for quite a long time. You could<br />

hear the thing whirling noisily until it finally crashed. He would get six to eight of these things going<br />

all the way down the hallway. That would be the signal for coffee.<br />

The whole mob of them would go down the stairs to the floor below where the coffee bar was.<br />

Half way down the stairs, there was a huge firehose all coiled up and ready to go in case of an<br />

emergency. There was a wheel that you whirled to turn the water on.<br />

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Session #53 continued July 29, 1988 Kenneth, Kip, Margaret, Carol Pearson<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIB795) Kenneth continues the firehose story. Kenneth stood there and looked at the<br />

firehose one day, with the whole crowd behind him, and said rather dreamily, "You know, one of<br />

these days, fellows and girls, I'm just going unleash that hose and turn that tap and run like hell!"<br />

Then they went on down. Well, later in the year that happened. "I didn't do it. But I got the credit<br />

for it. I got the credit for it all over the Department. 'That damn Landon! He GLG it!'" The water<br />

poured down the stairs, a regular river going down. "They didn't know who did it. But they all knew<br />

it was me." Larry Salsbury told that story over and over through the years. Kenneth would just<br />

shake his head and say, Well, I didn't do it. And Larry would just laugh and say that they all knew<br />

who had done it all right!<br />

When Kenneth was in the State Department, there was a time when the CIA was "getting<br />

ready to try to dispose of Sihanouk" and then to kill off Sukarno. Word was out. This started in the<br />

Truman administration and continued in the Eisenhower administration. "And then one of these<br />

really buccaneer types came into my office, very confidential, and said, 'Well, Dr. Landon. Is there<br />

anybody you'd like to get rid of? We can take care of him.'" Kenneth thanked him cordially but<br />

pointed out that they hadn't had much success with either Sihanouk or Sukarno to date. "Or Ho Chi<br />

Minh. You could begin with Ho Chi Minh, if you want to." Kenneth was being jocular. But the CIA<br />

man was very serious about it.<br />

"The CIA has always had a sort of an odd relationship with me because they were convinced<br />

that I was more of an agent than I appeared, and they couldn't figure me out. You see, they knew that<br />

I was Wild Bill Donovan's first substantive employee. They knew that I was with Donovan when we<br />

repatriated the KMT troops out in Siam. They knew that I knew most of the political leaders in all<br />

the countries of Southeast Asia. They knew that I knew the Lao general in the interior of Laos. They<br />

couldn't figure me out because it was not the usual pattern for a State Department official or a<br />

Foreign Service officer, to know so many different kinds of people that were none of his business.<br />

And to this day, they claim me as one of the founding members of the OSS. I QHYHU was in the OSS.<br />

I was in the Office of the Co-ordinator of Information, and then, with Donovan's agreement, I left to<br />

select bombing targets for the Board of Economic Warfare. I still worked for Donovan making<br />

broadcasts in the Thai language. So I'm one of those shadowy people in their minds who probably<br />

was one of their secret agents, all the time. They're convinced of it. They're sure of it. And, as I told<br />

you, when they had their last 'old boys' meeting—and they've been trying to sign me up to be one of<br />

their OSS 'old boys,' and they want me to put down on paper where I served and what I did and that<br />

sort of nonsense. Of course, I won't join. And I wouldn't fill out that sort of thing, which merely<br />

enhances my reputation. And when they sent out their notice at this last year's meeting, which was a<br />

national meeting of former OSS officers, it started with, 'And when Ken Landon came to<br />

Washington. . . .' It started off like that. And they quoted from a book on Donovan which also had<br />

quotes about me in it. I thought it was kind of ridiculous. They claim me as one of their 'old boys.'<br />

But I never go to their meetings, and I never admit that I was. The only time, you might say, that the<br />

CIA actually had a finger in my life again was when I was on the White House staff, and they did the<br />

executive office work. They ran the payroll. And the man who was the secretary for the National<br />

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went over to join Elmer Staats, his executive officer was from the CIA. And he was the man who<br />

told me when I was moving over there that it would probably be four months before I'd be cleared.<br />

He told me that on a Tuesday, and I was cleared by Thursday, I guess. And he was stunned. He said,<br />

'I didn't realize that you had such a background.' He said, 'They've got a file on you a foot thick over<br />

at the CIA.' He said, 'You're clean, man! You're in!'"<br />

Kip asks who the Lao general was that Kenneth knew. Kip suggests General Vang Pao, the<br />

leader of the Lao hill people, who assisted the United States in the Vietnam War, and Kenneth says<br />

yes, that sounds like the one. He agrees that this was during the Vietnam period. "And I had agents<br />

come in from Laos and call on me up at American University to bring me regards from the field."<br />

Kenneth does not recall specifically how he came to know Vang Pao. He says he also knew the<br />

leadership of the revolutionaries, the Korin (SP?) leadership, over in Burma. They called on him in<br />

Bangkok "just to know me."<br />

"So you see I'm really a phony. 'Cause I wasn't. I wasn't in the CIA. And there's Josie<br />

Stanton, the wife of Ambassador Stanton, long after Ed had died, and she was coming back here—<br />

she was almost blind; just a few years ago—and she said, 'Now Ken, level with me. All the time, you<br />

weren't really State Department. You weren't really State Department. You were CIA, weren't you?'<br />

There you are. People right in the Foreign Service!"<br />

2<br />

9:34 In 1950, Kenneth traveled to Southeast Asia, one of his most successful tours. A big story.<br />

Kenneth puts it off until later.<br />

Margaret tells the story of her Chinese pictures of Christian scenes. It began when the<br />

Landons were living in Siam. About Christmastime, one year—probably 1930 or 1931—Margaret<br />

received from the mission board in New York a magazine for women that contained a picture of a<br />

Madonna done in the Chinese manner. Margaret had never seen anything like it, and was enchanted<br />

with it. "It caught the feeling of the Madonna that one gets in Italian art, but it had something else. It<br />

was Asian. And it was very simple. And I said to Kenneth, 'If I ever could, I would like to have a<br />

copy of that painting.'" She didn't imagine it was possible. The original of the painting had been sent<br />

to the Pope in Rome.<br />

The years passed. The Landons came home. The war began. And Kenneth became involved<br />

with the Free Thai movement that was sending agents into Thailand. Most of the men in the<br />

movement were educated men, and among them was a man named Na Ranong—a name familiar to<br />

Margaret from her years in southern Thailand. The Na Ranong family were descended from an<br />

impoverished Chinese who arrived in Thailand with nothing but a hopstick and proceeded to become<br />

so successful and wealthy that he could loan money to the king. One of his grandsons, Chok (SP?)<br />

Na Ranong, went to Harvard and there met a girl who was named Lydia Tan. She was a Chinese, and<br />

yet not really a Chinese, but a Manchu, of the ruling class [which was of Mongolian heritage]. She<br />

was one of two children of a General and Mrs. Tan in Peking. Lydia's mother was a lady-in-waiting<br />

for the last Empress, and so Lydia grew up in the court. [One of her vivid memories was<br />

participating as a young girl in the wedding of Emperor Pu-yi. She rode with him.] One year,<br />

both Lydia and her brother came down with polio. Her brother died, but Lydia survived, crippled by<br />

the disease. She had a brilliant mind. Because of the lameness she suffered as a result of the polio,<br />

her mother told her that she had no future in the court and that her future depended on the use of her<br />

mind. So she was sent abroad to get the finest education possible. She learned to speak four or five<br />

languages. When the government changed, her father was sent as ambassador to several countries in<br />

Europe. She completed her education by going to Harvard, where she earned her Ph.D. And there<br />

she met Chok (SP?) Na Ranong and married him.<br />

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Margaret met Lydia in the early 1940's, after moving to Washington, and realized that she<br />

was very lonely. The wives of the other men in the Free Thai movement were all Thai, and she was<br />

more highly educated than they. Margaret heard that Lydia was pregnant, living in a little apartment<br />

over on the 15th Street, and not feeling well, so she decided to go over and see her. It was a shabby<br />

little apartment in a shabby area of the city. Lydia was lying down. She was quite touched by<br />

Margaret's visit. And so began a friendship that has lasted through all the years.<br />

During the war, Margaret happened to mention the picture she had seen years ago of the<br />

Madonna done in the Chinese manner, and Lydia answered matter-of-factly that she knew all about<br />

it. Margaret said that she had always wished she could own such a picture, and Lydia said that this<br />

could be arranged. Her mother and father knew all the artists, and her mother could arrange it. Lydia<br />

then told Margaret the story of how the paintings came to be made.<br />

Margaret refers to an issue of Life magazine that came out December 22, 1941, with a story<br />

on the Vatican collection of Chinese paintings of Christian scenes. Lydia's story of the paintings<br />

differed from the story in the magazine, she says.<br />

According to Lydia, the Pope sent to Peking an apostolic delegate whose name was Elsio<br />

Constantini, probably an archbishop. He was a connoisseur of Chinese art. One day Constantini said<br />

to someone in his entourage that he was going to call on the owner of the house in which he was<br />

living. The house was owned by a Manchu prince, who rented it to the Catholic church. He had once<br />

had great power, but of course lost it with the change in government. Constantini's attendants urged<br />

him not to visit the man, but to summon him. But Constantini went anyway, honoring the prince.<br />

The two of them got to talking about art, and it turned out that the prince was a connoisseur of<br />

Chinese art. During the conversation, he told Constantini that a Chinese artist would be given an idea<br />

and then would rapidly paint it on a scroll. This intrigued Constantini, who told the prince a Bible<br />

story on the spot. The prince got his paints and promptly painted the story. He himself was an artist.<br />

The story was the woman at the well [from John 4], says Kenneth. This led to Constantini's having a<br />

whole series of pictures painted of Bible stories, which he sent to the Pope in Rome.<br />

When Lydia told this story, she said that all Margaret had to do was tell her what she wanted,<br />

and Lydia would send to China to have the paintings made for her. Margaret chose nine of the<br />

paintings that she liked the most, and especially the Madonna. She said to Lydia that she didn't want<br />

them on scrolls. She wanted them suitable for framing. Lydia said that was fine; just specify the<br />

size. Margaret also asked that the artists sign the paintings and in Chinese characters briefly indicate<br />

the biblical stories on which the paintings were based.<br />

Kenneth says that Lydia told them her mother was the patron of the artists. It really was a<br />

simple matter for Lydia to have this thing done.<br />

Lydia was going out to China herself, and needed money for the artists, so Kenneth got her a<br />

thick bundle of twenty-dollar bills which she carried with her. Kenneth told her that, as the artists<br />

completed their paintings, they should turn them over to the American embassy there, designated for<br />

Kenneth, which would then send them to him at the State Department. This would have been in 1947<br />

or 1948.<br />

The first seven pictures came by diplomatic pouch before the 1949 revolution. The two large<br />

pictures, the feeding of the 5000 and the Madonna and child, had not yet been completed. The<br />

Landons' friend, Norman Hanna, was at the consulate general in Shanghai with John Cabot, the<br />

consul general, right up to the end in 1949. When China fell to the communists, he and Cabot got out<br />

just in time. Kenneth thought to himself that he and Margaret would probably never see those last<br />

two paintings. But then one day in 1950, the phone rang, and it was John Cabot calling to say that he<br />

had a couple of paintings for Kenneth that had been delivered to him just before he left Shanghai. So<br />

all nine paintings made it out.<br />

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Margaret tells us that, at her request, Lydia's father had each picture mounted on silk before it<br />

was sent.<br />

The Life article has pictures of two of the most famous artists, Luhang Nien (SP?) and Luke<br />

Chen, a nobleman who converted to Christianity.<br />

The Landons had the paintings framed at a shop on Dupont Circle.<br />

The pictures are not truly copies of the scrolls in the Vatican. The same artists painted the<br />

same stories or scenes, but they did them originally. There are many differences in the paintings<br />

from the Vatican paintings.<br />

One day Margaret commented to Lydia that in Italian paintings, the Madonna usually wears a<br />

blue robe. The Madonna done by the Chinese artist in Peking was wearing a light rose robe. Why<br />

was that? Lydia was scornful in her answer. "Blue is an old woman's color," she said.<br />

Kenneth comments on the enjoyment he has taken through the years in these paintings, which<br />

hang in the living room. He pays tribute to Margaret for having them done. Margaret says, "Well<br />

that really was the fulfillment of a dream."<br />

3<br />

33:17 [Candy, the bulldog, which the Landons owned from 1939 to 1944.] Whenever visitors<br />

came to the door, Candy would become very excited. As they stepped in the door, she would go up<br />

to them, look up beseechingly, and then throw up on the rug at their feet. The whole thing would go,<br />

Kenneth says. "Aaaargh!" Then she would look up at them, tail wagging, seeming to say, "I hope<br />

you appreciate me." And the whole mess of vomit lay at their feet. "She did it again and again."<br />

Margaret would have to get down on her hands and knees and clean up the mess.<br />

On Kenneth's birthday, March 27, 1944, when baby Kip was eight months old, Candy's life<br />

with the Landons came to an abrupt end. Peggy was in high school and was dressed up in her high<br />

heels for the birthday party. This happened at 2910 Brandywine Street in Washington. Margaret was<br />

standing at a work table preparing the dinner. The stove was an old-fashioned kind that stood on<br />

legs. Margaret turned and saw, on the floor, Candy and the baby—except that at first it didn't make<br />

sense. The baby had no head. It took a moment to realize what she was seeing. The baby's head was<br />

inside the bulldog's mouth. Carol tells us that she—who would have been eleven at the time—saw<br />

Kip pull on Candy's tail. The dog was heading for the stove, to go under it, when the baby grabbed<br />

its tail. Candy quickly turned and took Kip's head in its mouth. At that moment, Peggy came in the<br />

kitchen door and without hesitation moved to the dog and drove the heel of her high-heeled shoe into<br />

Candy's belly. Candy spit out the baby's head. One of the dog's teeth had gone through Kip's cheek,<br />

which bled freely.<br />

Carol remembers that they cut the baby's clothes off. There was a problem finding a doctor.<br />

The Group Health man refused to come. Carol recalls that a neighbor, Mrs. Simpson, knew first aid,<br />

and so they went to her for help. She came over, and they all took the baby upstairs, put him a<br />

bathtub, and cut his clothes off because they were so bloody. Either that night or the next day, they<br />

took the baby to see a doctor, who examined him carefully. There was no serious damage.<br />

The next day, Kenneth took Candy to a place which quickly found a new home for her on a<br />

farm.<br />

Kenneth originally bought Candy when he went to Earlham <strong>College</strong>. He wanted a dog that<br />

would make him look impressive. He wanted a show dog that he could take around with him on<br />

campus. He wasn't as confident of his abilities at the time as he made out publicly, and he wanted to<br />

do something to help his cause. The ploy worked, he tells us. He was immediately "in" with the<br />

students on campus because of that dog. He also bought a handsome sportscoat to go with the dog,<br />

figuring this would be "very collegiate." "And I thought I would make a splash on the campus as the<br />

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new professor with this handsome bulldog." Carol says Candy wasn't much fun as a pet. But<br />

Kenneth says he wanted a bulldog because a bulldog was "noticeable." Candy was a handsome<br />

bulldog "as bulldogs go."<br />

4<br />

41:32 Margaret tells how she first learned of Anna Leonowens. She begins by giving the<br />

background, describing the general shape of Siam, then describing the city in the south they were first<br />

stationed in, Nakhon Si Thammarat. She tells of the mysterious, abandoned chapel that was torn<br />

down in Nakhon, which probably was a Portuguese chapel. Then she tells of the enmity between Mr.<br />

Snyder and Dr. McDaniel. She tells of Mr. Snyder's foolish letter criticizing the Thai government.<br />

She tells of the day Mr. Snyder suddenly died. And the funeral service which Kenneth conducted.<br />

After the Landons moved to Trang, Margaret would occasionally visit the McDaniels in<br />

Nakhon, and once she went over, leaving the children in Trang. She travelled by train. This<br />

particular time, the McDaniels were going out to the leper asylum the doctor had established.<br />

Margaret was not interested in going that day. She had visited the asylum a number of times. So Dr.<br />

McDaniel looked around for something that might be of interest to Margaret while they were gone.<br />

He said, "I have a book here you might enjoy reading." He told her that the Siamese government had<br />

been so opposed to the book that they had tried to suppress its publication or buy up the entire<br />

edition. He said he had a copy which he kept hidden behind a line of books in his bookcase. He<br />

pulled it out and handed it to her. It was The English Governess at the Siamese Court.<br />

So the McDaniels drove off, and Margaret sat down on the porch to read. "And it was as if I'd<br />

dropped into another world. If I had read it elsewhere, I don't think it would have had the impact that<br />

it had. For one thing, there were yellow-robed priests passing here and there. There were elephants<br />

ambling along. And there was one elephant that charmed me. It had been taught, like the others, to<br />

get down on its knees and bow to the temples. Well, there was a temple just across the street and a<br />

little distance from Dr. McDaniel's hospital. And that elephant would not bow to that chapel. It<br />

would come across the street and bow to Dr. McDaniel's hospital, and nothing the driver did could<br />

make it do anything else. But that sense of the past was so tremendous, you see. There were still the<br />

great city walls. It had been a walled city." The walls were at least forty feet thick at the base. "So<br />

there was the feeling of this old, old city which had once been of great importance. All right. There I<br />

sat reading, and I was absolutely entranced. And when I finished the book, Dr. McDaniel had the<br />

other book." The Romance of the Harem The two books had been out of print for many years,<br />

and Margaret didn't think it possible to find copies. She knew of one woman who found one of them<br />

in England but had to pay a high price for it, more than Margaret could pay.<br />

Margaret told friends in America who wanted to get a feeling for Siam to read Anna<br />

Leonowens' books. Many libraries had them.<br />

Kenneth interjects that, at the same time, he was busy collecting all the information he could<br />

get hold of on the first five years of the new government that came in with the overthrow of the<br />

absolute monarchy in 1932. At the time, Margaret was baffled by his acquisitions and asked him<br />

what he was about. He remembers telling her that he was going to write a book on that period. He<br />

recalls Margaret telling him after she had read Anna's two books that perhaps she would write an<br />

article about Anna one day. If he was going to write a book, she would write an article.<br />

Margaret now begins to retell the story of how her dream of writing began, in high school.<br />

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Session #53 continued July 29, 1988 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Carol Pearson<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIB1320) Margaret continues the story of how her dream of writing began. The day in high<br />

school when Miss Effie Wambaugh came up behind her in the hall and challenged her, "Margaret,<br />

you have the gift of words. Do something with it!" Margaret says, "I was stunned. I just stood<br />

there."<br />

After her year at the Medill School of Journalism, Margaret decided that she would write<br />

professionally, and she further decided that she would write a book about Miss Edna S. Cole. She<br />

had been told by Elmo Scott Watson that she should write about what she knew. And what she<br />

especially knew was the world of missionaries and missionary education in Siam.<br />

Edna Cole went out to Siam in 1879. She had taught after the Civil War in the American<br />

South, which had been a bitter experience because of the hatred of the Southerners for Northerners<br />

like her. She subsequently became interested in Siam, applied to the mission board, and was sent out,<br />

initially to Chiang Mai, where she opened a school. After a short time there, she was asked to come<br />

down to Bangkok and take over the girls' school there temporarily. She was so good, she became the<br />

head of the school. The school was on the grounds that had been occupied by the Third King, though<br />

he wasn't actually called that. It was called the Wang Lang School. She was a small woman, a<br />

brilliant teacher, and very quick to figure out what would work. Her students became very desirable<br />

as wives. Miss Cole struck up a friendship with Prince Damrong, the most able half-brother of Prince<br />

Chulalongkorn. He was working to set up an educational system in Siam. He saw Miss Cole's ability<br />

and would come to call on her.<br />

In 1939, Margaret spent a week visiting with Miss Cole at her home in St. Joseph, Missouri.<br />

It was a marvellous week. Miss Cole liked to talk about her experiences in Siam. But even more<br />

interesting, she had a box the size of a suit box full of letters, written from 1879 to 1923, when she<br />

retired. They were written on onionskin paper because postage was so expensive. Many of the<br />

letters were written across and then written up and down as well. "It was agonizing to read." As long<br />

as Miss Cole was willing to talk to her, Margaret listened. Then she would have a nap and then read<br />

letters. Miss Cole had written them to her sister in this country. Margaret saw that the only way she<br />

could do a book would be to take what Miss Cole gave her orally—Margaret still has the notebook in<br />

which she recorded her conversations with Miss Cole—and work from the letters. She knew she<br />

could only do it if she had the letters. But sadly, Miss Cole would not permit her to take them. Not<br />

only that, Kenneth interjects, Miss Cole destroyed letters as Margaret read them. Margaret says, "I<br />

let that happen only once." It was a letter in which Miss Cole recorded a feud that took place when<br />

she was in Chiang Mai, and Margaret made the mistake of reading the letter to Miss Cole, who<br />

promptly took the letter and tore it up.<br />

Margaret realized then that a book on Miss Cole would be overwhelmingly difficult. To do it,<br />

she would have to spend large amounts of time in St. Joseph, interviewing Miss Cole and working<br />

with the letters. With a husband and three children to care for, this was impossible. Furthermore,<br />

Miss Cole would want to control what was written, Margaret realized. Margaret would not have a<br />

free hand to write the story as she saw it, and as the letters portrayed it. As she had done with the<br />

letter she destroyed, Miss Cole would strictly censor the story.<br />

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10:20 And then something happened. While Margaret was with Miss Cole, she received a letter<br />

from Kenneth, reporting an event that was to change Margaret's direction dramatically. Kenneth<br />

says, "Well, my end of it was really very incidental, I suppose, but very crucial." He had made a<br />

"splash" in the Presbyterian world in Chicago, because he was not only working for a doctorate but<br />

also trying to get a church. The clergy knew about him. He was invited to be the speaker of a<br />

meeting of the ministers of the Chicago area, which was interdenominational, Episcopalian,<br />

Presbyterian, Baptist, and so on. The meeting was at Northwestern University and ran a full day. So<br />

Kenneth went and made his speech on Siam. When he completed his talk, a man came up to him and<br />

said, "Dr. Landon, I'm Canon Moore of St. Luke's Cathedral. And I was fascinated by your lecture."<br />

He said, "My mother had a very dear friend in Siam named Annie. And she would like to meet you.<br />

She would be fascinated to meet you." Kenneth said that would be fine, and then, as he went over in<br />

his mind the women he had known in Siam, he realized that the only "Annie" he had ever heard of in<br />

connection with Siam was Anna Leonowens. He mentioned this to Moore, who said, "Oh, that's the<br />

woman! My mother and Anna Leonowens were great friends!" Kenneth began doing arithmetic in<br />

his mind and said, "Well, it would have been nice to have met your mother." Moore looked at<br />

Kenneth and laughed, getting the point, and answered that his mother was very much alive and well.<br />

She was ninety-six, mind clear as a bell, and she lived just a few blocks away! [She was actually<br />

ninety-three.]<br />

So the two men set out to meet Mrs. Moore, who lived in an apartment. She was a delightful<br />

woman, and they had a wonderful conversation about Anna Leonowens. Kenneth spoke of the two<br />

books Anna had written, and told them of Margaret's interest in writing an article about Anna. He<br />

then told Dean Moore that Margaret would like to meet his mother. Could he bring her to tea? And<br />

the Dean said yes. So shortly thereafter, Kenneth wrote Margaret about this, and a short time after<br />

that, the two of them went in to Chicago for tea with Mrs. Moore. By this time, knowing that she<br />

would be unable to do the book on Miss Cole, Margaret was very much interested in doing an article<br />

on Anna.<br />

Not long after this, Dean Moore got in touch with the Landons to tell them that a<br />

granddaughter of Anna Leonowens from Toronto was coming to Evanston for a visit. They hoped<br />

that the Landons would come in to meet her.<br />

Margaret tells us that Moore's full title and name were The Very Reverend Gerald G. Moore,<br />

Dean of St. Matthews Episcopal Cathedral. Kenneth is surprised; he thought it was St. Luke's.<br />

Edna Cole was born in 1955. A woman took care of her house and cooked for her. Margaret<br />

said to the woman that Miss Cole's letters were valuable and urged her to save them when Miss Cole<br />

died. Margaret gave the woman her address and asked her to write her when the time came. But<br />

Margaret never heard another word. She and Kenneth both speculate that the letters were just thrown<br />

away after Miss Cole's death.<br />

Miss Margaret McCord, who had taught at Wang Lang in Bangkok, had retired and now lived<br />

in Baltimore. She used to go out to St. Joseph to visit Miss Cole in the summers, and she read many<br />

of the letters. Some of them she sent to Margaret, and Margaret saved them. Some of them she<br />

destroyed. "And I don't know what happened to the rest."<br />

Mrs. Moore remembered Anna Leonowens coming to her home in Enniscorthy, Ireland,<br />

wearing a diamond belt buckle that the King of Siam had given her. Anna's husband was related to<br />

the Moore family. [According to the account Margaret wrote for the jacket of Anna and published in 1944,<br />

Dean Moore told Kenneth on their first meeting that "one of my aunts spent some time in Siam" and described<br />

her as "Aunt Annie." Presumably, then, this family relation was through her husband.]<br />

So. The Moores were expecting a visit, the first in ten years, from Miss Avis Fyshe, the<br />

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youngest granddaughter of Anna Leonowens. She lived in Toronto, Canada. She suffered from<br />

epilepsy. The Moores had told Miss Fyshe of Margaret's interest in Anna. When she came, Margaret<br />

and Kenneth went in to Chicago to meet her at the Moores. She told them that she was the only one<br />

in the family who had an interest in her grandmother. Her brother James had gone out to Bangkok<br />

for one term, and people showed him the house Anna had lived. They said, "That was the house of<br />

the White Angel."<br />

"So, she evidently thought about it, and then she came out to <strong>Wheaton</strong> to Mother's house. I<br />

can see her now, standing in the living room of the apartment at 301 E. Seminary Avenue, and<br />

turning over to me an armload of material. She had tried to write it herself, but she said she had no<br />

knowledge of the Far East, no knowledge of Siam, and she simply couldn't do it."<br />

Dad interjects that, at the tea, when they first met Avis Fyshe, the Moores and Miss Fyshe<br />

knew he had just finished a book on Siam, Siam in Transition, and they knew he was working on<br />

another book. They knew that Margaret was interested in writing on Anna. They figured that the<br />

Landons were a literary family that could write. What they envisioned was that the two of them,<br />

Kenneth, who had already written a book, and Margaret, with her interest in Anna, would do the book<br />

as a team. So they asked if the two of them would be interested. Would Margaret be interested?<br />

Kenneth answered, "Yes, but only if we had a free hand to do it. No one who writes can write with<br />

someone looking over their shoulder to require changes or to require some particular line. Neither<br />

Margaret nor I could write anything about Anna Leonowens if someone were looking over our<br />

shoulder." It was after that that Miss Fyshe came to <strong>Wheaton</strong> with her materials.<br />

Kenneth required and Margaret agreed that Avis Fyshe would write Margaret a letter, which<br />

Margaret has in her safety deposit box to this day, giving Margaret a free hand to write whatever she<br />

could write about Anna. Miss Fyshe agreed to it. Margaret says she was a charming woman of<br />

middle age. After agreeing to the letter, she turned to Margaret and said, "But I really must warn you<br />

that you are likely to find little interest in the story from a commercial point of view." Kenneth<br />

remembers it with laughter. Miss Fyshe was very gentle about it. Kenneth points out that he and<br />

Margaret never did anything for commercial purposes. They did what they did because it seemed the<br />

right thing to do.<br />

3<br />

25:50 Margaret says that she did not yet have Anna's books. [According to her account on the jacket of<br />

Anna, she found both books in the winter of 1938.] She and Kenneth went down to the Economy<br />

Bookstore, where he looked for books he could use in his research. The two of them often went to<br />

bookstores in this way and found a lot of useful material concerning their interests. Margaret took off<br />

on her own. She saw a section marked "Out of Print Books." She went down along the line and<br />

could hardly believe it when the name Leonowens leaped out at her. The book she saw was The<br />

English Governess at the Siamese Court. [The jacket account says it was The Romance of the<br />

Harem.] Margaret hardly dared open the cover to see the price, fearing it would be too high. She<br />

stood there and clutched it to her chest, says Kenneth, wondering if they could afford it. Margaret<br />

says, No, that wasn't it at all! But Kenneth says that she finally opened the book and discovered that<br />

the price was $1! "Anyway," Margaret says, "I had to withstand the impulse to run to the front of the<br />

store with my dollar. I was so afraid somebody else would get it. But nobody else was there. We<br />

were up on the third floor."<br />

About a month later, Marshall Fields, a department store that had a third floor where books<br />

were sold, put some 50,000 old books on sale. They had the books in bins, says Kenneth. Margaret<br />

went down and found The Romance of the Harem in one of the bins. [The jacket account says it was<br />

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The English Governess at the Siamese Court ] Fifty cents, says Kenneth. No, says Margaret, it<br />

was seventy-five. But Kenneth says again that he thinks it was fifty. [The jacket account agrees.]<br />

Margaret says that she gave both books to her daughter Carol, who is sitting with us tonight,<br />

and Carol confirms that she has both books. She will check the prices marked in them when she goes<br />

back home in South Carolina.<br />

Margaret also had hundreds of pages of text that Avis Fyshe had written before she gave up<br />

on the project. And she had a box of letters Avis had given her, including several autographed letters<br />

from King Mongkut that the Landons had not known existed. Margaret says she returned them<br />

[presumably to Avis Fyshe once the book had been completed]. They returned everything.<br />

The only thing that did not go back was a book of clippings.<br />

4<br />

30:03 The next thing that made Anna possible happened when Ernest Griffith and "Wild Bill"<br />

Donovan brought Kenneth to Washington. "And I came to Washington to save the nation in three<br />

weeks. And I haven't saved it yet. I'm still here. And I had two offices, one in the Triangle Building<br />

with Bill Donovan, and the other at the Library of Congress for research." The first thing he did in<br />

the Library was to find out what they had on Siam. And he found on the floor a huge stack of<br />

Siamese language paperback books from Bangkok. These, he tried to sort out and made available to<br />

Margaret for her research. She got a lot of her information on the royal family from them.<br />

Then too Kenneth took Margaret to the Archives for the ministerial and consular records, and<br />

the two of them delved into those together.<br />

In addition, he had a program intended to microfilm about 15,000 pages of ministerial and<br />

consular records in Britain. The idea was that the Library of Congress would pay for it. Fortunately,<br />

the records were down in a salt mine for their protection during the war and so not available for use<br />

until after the war. "And thank heavens they weren't! Otherwise, you'd still be writing Anna and the<br />

King of Siam. And that is the literal truth!"<br />

Margaret tells of a time when Kenneth went out to Siam and purchased an enormous number<br />

of books, but Kenneth says this was in 1945-6, after Anna had been published. He bought many<br />

books in London and Paris. Then in Bangkok Pridi Panomyong (SP?), the Regent, learned of<br />

Kenneth's interest in books on Siam, and wanting to do something nice for this representative of the<br />

American government, he ordered that the national library give Kenneth a copy for him and a copy<br />

for the Library of Congress of everything it could spare on the history, religion, and so on of Siam.<br />

So boxes of books went to the Library and boxes came to 4711.<br />

Kenneth briefly retells of getting the secret documents on Pridi's economic plan for Thailand<br />

in the early 1930's, and of his now getting the document of King Prajadhipok's (SP?) comments at the<br />

time.<br />

In any case, with Avis Fyshe's gift of papers, and the materials Kenneth found in the Library<br />

of Congress, Margaret had what she needed in order to write Anna.<br />

Kenneth says that Peggy was a great help in the writing. She would come home from school<br />

and say, "Mother, what can I do to help?" "And Margaret could unload on Peggy and have time for<br />

herself [to write]. Otherwise, she couldn't do much. Peggy was an enormous help to you in that<br />

period." This was both in Richmond, Indiana, and here in Washington.<br />

Margaret began the work shortly after the Landons moved to Richmond in 1939. She didn't<br />

know anyone there, but she was able to get a maid for $8 a week. That didn't last all the way<br />

through, but it made a great difference. "I couldn't have done it without some help."<br />

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more times. "And one of the things that astounded me about your way of writing: you could write<br />

any chapter anywhere in the book that you were interested in. You could write your first chapter; you<br />

could write your last chapter; because you had the whole book in your mind. That absolutely<br />

astounded me."<br />

Carol remembers how she would say to people who came to the door that they must be quiet<br />

because Mother was working. Even at Hallowe'en. She also remembers that the two books Margaret<br />

gave her of Anna's were QRW the ones Margaret found in Chicago and used in writing the book.<br />

Margaret says she had two copies of each of Anna's books that she used in writing Anna. Carol says<br />

she remembers that Margaret filled one of each with notations. The copies Carol received were not<br />

either set of the two books, she seems to say. Margaret says that she must have given the two sets she<br />

used to Peggy. But she thought she was giving one that she used to Carol and one to Peggy. One of<br />

the two Carol received had pages missing, Carol says. At the end, she seems to say that she received<br />

one of Margaret's two working sets, while Margaret kept the one with notations in it. Confusing.<br />

Session #54 August 20, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Will and Pat Landon<br />

5<br />

41:01 Kenneth remembers the first time he went to the theater, at age eight or nine, when living on<br />

Randolph Street across the street from the Jenkins. Mr. Jenkins worked as a printer for The Evening<br />

Republican. Bobby Jenkins was "a hunchback and a little spoiled kid." Alice Jenkins was a<br />

beautiful little blond girl about Kenneth's size. "It was her dress and hat and whatnot I wore in that<br />

picture that you've seen of me dressed up as a girl." Kenneth was good at catching baseballs, so his<br />

brother Bradley would have him stand on one side of Randolph Street while he stood on the other<br />

side throwing to him. "The day I dressed up as a girl, there I was in Alice Jenkins' dress and hat after<br />

the party, and my brother whacking these baseballs at me, and of course me throwing them back<br />

easily, and people were astounded to see a little girl acting like that!"<br />

Mrs. Jenkins decided to take her children and Kenneth to a matinee. He had never been in a<br />

theater before. "I was absolutely astounded at the people on the stage acting and doing things. It was<br />

burlesque, I suppose [pronounced burleecue]. Well, this fellow came out—he's the one I<br />

remember—he was dressed up like a Dutchman, with clogs on his feet, doing a dance, with his hands<br />

in his pockets, singing,<br />

A vivid memory.<br />

And my hands in my pockets,<br />

and my pockets in my pants.<br />

I grow a little wiser every day,<br />

EVERY day!"<br />

From the Thailand years. The leper who used to come and beg. Just out the road about a<br />

quarter of a mile, there was a stand of trees, and just beyond the trees there were several lepers who<br />

put up a little shack. No houses had been built out that way, and no one bothered the men. They<br />

would beg for money, being unemployed. One fellow in particular would come once a week to the<br />

Landons' house and stand under the verandah, which was about ten feet off the ground—he knew<br />

where Kenneth's office was—and he would stand there, looking up, and cry, "Lo lo dalang! Lo lo<br />

dalang!" Kenneth says it was a Chinese dialect he didn't understand, and he presumed the phrase<br />

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meant, "Please give alms!" The family came to know the man as "Lo lo dalang!" because that was all<br />

he ever said. They never learned his name. The man came weekly for several years, and Kenneth<br />

realized that "he was my beggar. He owned me, and I owned him. We were stuck with each other.<br />

He was so regular. Once a week. Never any more than that. And I would always go out and look<br />

down. He would hold sort of an old straw hat, and I would drop some coins down into his hat. And<br />

he would say, 'Lo lo dalang!' And bow, and bow, shake his hands a couple of times, and go off."<br />

The day came when the man arrived and stood under the verandah as always, but this time he<br />

said, "Lo lo dalang! Lo lo dalang! E pah wahsi! E pah wahsi!" (SP?) For the first time, he added<br />

something to his basic phrase. And this Kenneth understood. "He has struck me dead!" the man was<br />

saying. "He has struck me dead!" Kenneth went out onto the verandah, and the man almost<br />

collapsed from weakness below. Kenneth went down and took the man to the hospital in his car. In<br />

a day or so, he was dead. His body was cremated, and that was the end of him. But the Landons<br />

have always remembered him because of the way he adopted them. The others didn't come for some<br />

reason.<br />

6<br />

49:14 [Will and Pat join the taping.] Kenneth remembers Bill running the mile in high school, "all up<br />

and down in one place." Will remembers his one moment of glory running the mile.<br />

We begin on Kenneth's 1950 trip to Southeast Asia. The new King, King Phumipol, was<br />

going to get married and be crowned, and he was going to cremate his brother, King Ananda, before<br />

the marriage and coronation. Our protocol department decided to send out a gift of Steuben glass to<br />

the new monarch. Kenneth found out about this and went down to Protocol and protested. He<br />

explained that the new king played the saxophone. His bride played jazz piano. She had been in<br />

England and had come over from England to vacation with the fellows in Europe. He would play<br />

jazz on the saxophone, and she would play jazz on the piano, and so they were drawn together.<br />

Prince Dhani (SP?) had a daughter that he intended to marry Phumipol. But the Prince was very<br />

protocol conscious, and he felt that the arrangement had to be completed with the royal matriarch of<br />

the previous dynasty who was living up north of Bangkok, and so he stalled the arrangements.<br />

Phumipol tired of this and decided to marry his jazz pianist friend. Kenneth had met her as a child in<br />

pigtails in 1946, at the end of the war. Her father was sent as ambassador to England later. Kenneth<br />

danced with her one night, holding her by the hands.<br />

So Kenneth urged Protocol to send a gift that the King and his new Queen would really<br />

appreciate. He suggested they send the latest model of a Fisher phonograph, preferably in a jazzy<br />

model that would be really handsome, with a whole set of Gershwin records. Protocol said they<br />

couldn't do that without the approval of President Truman, because it was a gift from him. So<br />

Kenneth said he would write a memorandum to the President, asking for his approval, which would<br />

pass through the Protocol section. He did so; the memo went up from Protocol, with its approval;<br />

and then came back down to Protocol with President Truman's approval. Kenneth went out and<br />

helped select a fruitwood-bodied Fisher phonograph with a whole set of the Gershwin records.<br />

Kenneth flew out with the gift. The ambassador in Bangkok was Edwin Stanton. His wife<br />

was named Josie. The Thai were very fond of Stanton, who had been born in India of missionary<br />

parents, and had met his wife in China. According to protocol, the ambassador was the one who<br />

would present the gift to the King. Kenneth recalls setting the thing up with the ambassador so that<br />

Stanton would know how to demonstrate the phonograph for the King. Kenneth did not actually<br />

attend the presentation.<br />

He also represented the State Department at the ceremonies. They didn't send out some<br />

"higher muckety-muck, although why they didn't, I can't imagine because he was a monarch and a<br />

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king. They should have sent at least an assistant secretary of State. But they didn't. They left it up to<br />

Ed Stanton and Ken Landon." All the ceremonies were very formal, white tie, tails, and top hat. It<br />

was "beastly hot." Every morning, during the ceremonies—which went on for several days, first the<br />

cremation, then the wedding, which Kenneth didn't attend, and finally the coronation—they would<br />

climb into these formal outfits. There would be a ceremony in the morning, a parade or whatever.<br />

Then they would rush back to the embassy, strip off their pants and coats, which were soaked<br />

through, and the servants would take them outside, turn them inside out, dry them out, repress them,<br />

while the two men ate. Then after lunch, they would climb back into their formal togs and return for<br />

the afternoon ceremonies.<br />

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Session #54 continued August 20, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Will and Pat Landon<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIB1880) Kenneth continues on his 1950 trip to Southeast Asia. A staff photographer for<br />

The National Geographic magazine, W. Robert Moore, was out there to take pictures of the events.<br />

[He lived in Wesley Heights, just a few blocks from the Landons.] He came down with<br />

appendicitis and was rushed to the hospital. So Bob distributed his cameras to a number of people,<br />

including Kenneth. One of the most active was a Thai photographer friend of Moore's who did fine<br />

work. Kenneth took many of the pictures that later appeared in the magazine. Partly, this was luck,<br />

and partly, it was because of his advantage. Kenneth was part of "the show." The photographer had<br />

to try to get near it, whereas Kenneth was LQ it. Periodically, even in the parade for the cremation,<br />

Kenneth would step out of the line and take pictures of the other diplomats and Thai officials and<br />

whatnot and then hop back into line, top hat and all. For the coronation ceremony, His Majesty was<br />

dressed up in traditional Thai garments and was being carried on a palanquin. Kenneth was right<br />

there, and so he got some of those pictures too. As the King was being carried along, Kenneth<br />

hopped up on something to get a good view of him, which put him above the King's head, contrary to<br />

all protocol and properness. In fact, it was wrong to get above DQ\ERG\ V head. But there Kenneth<br />

was, top hat and all, and as he took a picture of His Majesty, someone took a picture of Kenneth<br />

taking the picture, and that appeared in The National Geographic too. The newspaper the next day<br />

came out complaining about a certain foreigner who should have known better looming over His<br />

Majesty's head to take a picture, which was an outrage. Everybody knew that Kenneth was the<br />

culprit. Many of the pictures Kenneth took, the Landons have copies of in the house at 4711. "It was<br />

quite a trick to handle all these cameras and also participate in the ceremonies."<br />

After the King was married and went on his honeymoon, Kenneth was able to report to the<br />

State Department that the only wedding gift the King took with him on his honeymoon down on the<br />

train to Hua Hin at the seaside was President Truman's gift of the Fisher phonograph with the<br />

Gershwin records. All the rest of the wedding gifts were left behind.<br />

Will comments on how difficult the photographic job Kenneth did was. The film in those<br />

days was ASA 12, and no more than 25; very slow film. But of course, the scenes were flooded with<br />

bright sunlight. Kenneth says, "I took some of the pictures inside the royal palace grounds, you see,<br />

when he was being married." Will says he has a copy of the Geographic with Kenneth's pictures in<br />

them.<br />

Will remembers the amazing picture Kenneth took of the rice fields in various stages of<br />

cultivation. Possibly on this trip.<br />

After the ceremonies ended, Kenneth went over to Saigon with a picture of Harry Truman<br />

autographed by the President to former Emperor Bao Dai, who had escaped from Ho Chi Minh "with<br />

Ho Chi Minh's connivance, I guess." Bao Dai had fled from Hanoi up to Hong Kong, and then later<br />

had come down to head up the so-called government of South Vietnam with the French promising<br />

eventual independence. However, the French wouldn't allow him to do very much, and he sulked<br />

most of the time up in the mountains outside of Saigon, or in Paris. Everyone came to see Bao Dai as<br />

nothing but a playboy, but he was playing politics, and doing it as best he could with no power.<br />

Bao Dai sent an official driver to pick Kenneth up in a big limousine. "Well, when we got to<br />

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those mountains, and went up into that mountain eyrie where Bao Dai was staying, the road was<br />

along the edge of a cliff practically all the way and just snaking up the side of the mountains. And it<br />

was really breathtaking. And I thought, Gosh, we're going over this cliff at any minute. There were<br />

no guard rails or anything! And the idiot who was driving was sure that I was so important that I had<br />

to drive at high speed. I just closed my eyes and quit! I mean, it just takes your breath away to be<br />

driven like that. You feel the back end of the car going VVVKXVK off over toward the edge of the cliff<br />

and the guy going rrrrrrr and jammed on the brakes and the turns and all the rest, showing me that he<br />

was a terrific driver. And I guess he was!"<br />

They arrived safely, and Kenneth presented the picture. Bao Dai remembered meeting<br />

Kenneth in 1946, courtesy of Ho Chi Minh. They laughed about that meeting because of their<br />

problem of communication. Bao Dai had to be very careful what he said. "And of course my French<br />

is from nowhere." The two men had to improvise. That was the high point of Kenneth's visit in<br />

Saigon.<br />

2<br />

8:25 Then Kenneth took a plane up to Hanoi, where he was the guest of Governor Tri. The reason<br />

he was sent was that a man named Phillip Jessup was supposed to have a special mission on behalf of<br />

President Truman to Hanoi to be Tri's guest and to survey the situation in the countryside. When<br />

Kenneth was in Saigon, he was instructed to impersonate Phillip Jessup because Truman had<br />

switched Jessup's orders and sent him post haste to India. Kenneth was met at the station by<br />

Governor Tri, who knew there had been a switch. There were huge banners at the station and huge<br />

banners down the streets where they drove which read, "Welcome Phillip Jessup Mission!" So<br />

Kenneth rode along impersonating Phillip Jessup, waving to the crowds who were cheering. The<br />

Vietnamese had been ordered to come out and greet him. Hanoi is one of the most heavily populated<br />

places in the world, so there were great numbers of people, all dressed in their black pajama suits and<br />

waving flags. American flags, little American flags! There were people three and four deep for<br />

miles along the roads, welcoming the Phillip Jessup mission into Hanoi.<br />

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3<br />

10:32 Then Governor Tri gave a dinner in Kenneth's honor. The menu was in French, beautifully<br />

embossed. The Landons have the menu in their 1950 file. Kenneth read the menu, which didn't<br />

mean anything to him, and Governor Tri sat there and laughed at him. There were twenty-some<br />

courses, one after the other. After each one, Tri would ask Kenneth, "Now what do you think you<br />

ate?" And Kenneth would laugh and say he didn't know, and Tri would laugh uproariously and say<br />

that he would tell him when they were all through. When they finished, Tri ran through all the<br />

dishes, all of which had been delicious, and they included all kinds of stuff Kenneth had never even<br />

heard of. There were ants. Shelled things. Dogmeat. Snakes.<br />

The next day, they got into a convoy of cars with motorcycle escorts and machine guns,<br />

because they were going way out into the countryside "into Ho Chi Minh land." Kenneth was<br />

astounded as they drove along the road to discover that all of the telephone poles, which were made<br />

of concrete and were as big as our American poles, had been snapped off at the base by the Viet Minh<br />

and trotted off on their shoulders to be used in constructing WKHLU highways and revolutionary<br />

headquarters. It was that way mile after mile. Every last one of the telephone poles was gone. As<br />

they drove along, hordes of Vietnamese, three and four deep on both sides of the road, waved flags<br />

and banners that read "Welcome Phillip Jessup Mission!" "And me continuing to impersonate Phillip<br />

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Jessup." [Kenneth mimes his graciously waving to the crowds on either side.]<br />

Kenneth says that, when he spoke to people, they addressed him as Mr. Jessup. He wasn't<br />

"Mr. Jessup" to Governor Tri, of course. But to everyone else he was. "I was saving his face. After<br />

all, he had all these lesser officials out there to welcome me, village by village and district by district<br />

as we went along. Shortly after that, Governor Tri committed suicide because of, I don't know,<br />

discouragement," and also he knew that the Viet Minh were going to win. He saw that he had no<br />

future. He would be captured and tortured. So he just killed himself.<br />

In any case, the Phillip Jessup mission was a success. "Oh, absolutely. I was viewing<br />

agricultural produce. They had produce to show me of what they were growing." There would have<br />

been something more substantial to the mission, but Kenneth had no great matters to discuss with<br />

Governor Tri because he didn't know what the mission was supposed to be about. Except agriculture.<br />

And the show of American interest. "I showed a lot of American interest!"<br />

From there, Kenneth went to Saigon, and then to Phnom Penh in Cambodia, where he had a<br />

three-day visit with King Sihanouk, who had not yet abdicated his throne in favor of becoming a<br />

politician. "I never will forget walking in through the palace on a floor of silver. A whole floor was<br />

silver from the beginning to the end. It was just an incredible flooring." Sihanouk gave Kenneth a<br />

nice protocol dinner, and also had a couple of working lunches with him. Sihanouk was a "puckish<br />

sort of person." "He had become king and selected by the French when he was a young man, very<br />

young, and they thought, pliable and would be amenable to anything they wanted. They didn't know<br />

that he had a will of iron and was not going to be their puppet." Sihanouk knew that Kenneth didn't<br />

speak French too well. Kenneth had a Foreign Service officer assigned to him who was fluent in<br />

French who travelled along with him in Saigon, Hanoi, Cambodia, and Laos. Knowing this,<br />

Sihanouk arranged the seating at the long dinner table with himself, Sihanouk, at the middle, and<br />

Kenneth across from him, and then Kenneth's interpreter at the far end of the table, "well out of<br />

reach. We couldn't even shout at each other to communicate. And on either side of me, there was a<br />

Cambodian on one side and a Frenchman on the other. . . ." On either side of Sihanouk there was<br />

also a Cambodian and a Frenchman. So there they were, six of them "bracketed in," and Landon.<br />

"Well, I am not easily embarrassed, if it's possible. I knew that I was being 'taken' by Sihanouk, and I<br />

was not about to be taken. And as you've heard me say, as I've dealt with French, I have considered it<br />

as English misspelled and mispronounced. And so, inasmuch as the conversation was entirely in<br />

French, that was agreeable with me! But I had a learned a lesson in how to handle an impossible<br />

situation from General George Catlett Marshall, with whom I had consorted at dinner a number of<br />

times while he was Secretary of State. George Catlett Marshall did not like to be queried or<br />

interviewed or questioned or have to answer questions at a dinner. And so what he would do, he<br />

would sit there and pick up his food and stuff his mouth [Kenneth makes chewing movements and<br />

noises], and choke it down, take a big spoonful and forkful and begin to talk. And he would be<br />

talking steadily as he held this in front of his mouth, and finally he would slap it into his mouth, chew<br />

vigorously in the middle of a sentence [more chewing and swallowing movements and noises], choke it<br />

down—by this time he had another great big forkful—and he would go on, so that he could not be<br />

interrupted. Well, so I decided that that's what I would do. And I did! And I started in, and I knew it<br />

had to be pretend French, so I started right off making it up as I went. And I didn't know the words,<br />

but I just Frenchified them. And Sihanouk was just bug-eyed! Looking at me! Put down his knife<br />

and fork. And the French people were absolutely insulted! They were just furious! And of course<br />

that delighted him! And finally he said, 'Ha!!! Monsieur Landon!! Monsieur Landon!! Oh! Oh!<br />

You! You are so funny!! Ho ho ho ho! You are so funny! Ho ho ho! And I understand you! I<br />

understand you! Ho ho ho! Oh, so funny! Ho ho ho!' It killed the Frenchmen It just killed the<br />

Frenchmen. And he and I got on famously from then on. And he could speak English, when he<br />

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wanted to. He saw that I didn't use French, and wasn't about to be put down by the problem, so we<br />

came to terms and had an enjoyable evening. Had a nice long dinner. And the French just sat there<br />

and fumed. They were absolutely insulted."<br />

By about ten o'clock, he said they would now go to the theater. They walked out, at night,<br />

and the minute His Majesty stepped out the door of the palace, an attendant stepped over to him with<br />

a huge white umbrella that would be big enough for two or three people to walk under. It was<br />

enormous, with a ten-foot handle. The umbrella was symbolic of his rank as the King. Sihanouk<br />

invited Kenneth to walk, not under the umbrella, but beside it. They walked across the compound to<br />

the theater. Then he stepped out from under the umbrella, and they went in. There were plush seats,<br />

and a stage, and an orchestra, and all the rest of it. The dancing girls came on, and every one of the<br />

girls was in costume and would bow before His Majesty to show respect, and he would nod and say<br />

to Kenneth, "Got a little girl by that one. Got a boy and girl by that one. Oh, that one, well, she's<br />

pregnant; doesn't show yet; but it will soon." And so it went. There were twenty-five to thirty of<br />

these women. Kenneth said to him, "How many wives do you have?" and Sihanouk answered,<br />

"Wives!? Ha ha! I'm bachelor!" Kenneth said that he understood. The show went on for about an<br />

hour, and then at eleven, they returned to the palace, and Kenneth went to bed.<br />

The next day Kenneth "wandered around" and took pictures. There was a fair of some sort<br />

going on. Kenneth took pictures of boys trying to climb a greased pole, and other festivities.<br />

4<br />

24:02 The day after that, Kenneth took off in a plane to meet with the Lao cabinet in Vientiane,<br />

Laos. The C-47, which was his own plane to take him around, was based in Bangkok. The pilot was<br />

very nervous about the airport in Laos, not the airport at Vientiane, but the airport where the king<br />

was, in Luang Prabang, which had a very short runway with a mountain at one end of it and a temple<br />

stupa at the other. You had to plunk down past that stupa as you landed and then stop short of the<br />

mountain.<br />

They landed in Vientiane, and Kenneth was put up as a guest of the cabinet. The Lao cabinet,<br />

about twelve men, and the French Resident, met with Kenneth. The Resident expected that things<br />

would go on as usual in French. Kenneth surprised him by addressing the group in Thai. The Lao<br />

speak a variation of Thai. He understood Lao, and they understood Bangkok Thai. So they could<br />

communicate fluently. "And they were delighted. I was the first American diplomat they had<br />

encountered, and they thought, 'My goodness! American diplomats speak Thai!?' So we had a<br />

wonderful time together while the poor old French Resident had things explained to him, if at all.<br />

They thought it was a new age dawning for independence for Laos with the great American's help."<br />

After a day there, he flew up to Luang Prabang. They made the landing, but it was scary.<br />

The pilot told Kenneth that the only plane accustomed to landing there was a stubby German type<br />

that required little runway. The King was the son of his predecessor, whom Kenneth had previously<br />

known, if slightly. He addressed Kenneth in French to begin with, but Kenneth addressed him in<br />

Thai, "and we got along famously. . . ." He realized he could speak his own language to Kenneth.<br />

"And the curious thing happened. He knew that when we were speaking in his language that one of<br />

us was superior to the other and one of us should be addressing the other with the language of<br />

respect. Well, he started off using the high language to me as though , were the king. Because he<br />

knew one of us was superior, and he was being polite. And then I stopped him, and I used the<br />

common language, which was the only language I could use fluently at that time." Then they stopped<br />

speaking to each other and laughed. The King was used to using the high language to his father.<br />

And here he had used it to Kenneth Landon. So Kenneth suggested they both just used the common<br />

language, and the King agreed.<br />

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Then the King gave a dinner, and his wife came to the dinner. He had told Kenneth that she<br />

never came to dinners for foreign diplomats because she didn't speak any language but Lao. But<br />

when she learned that Kenneth spoke Thai, she decided to come. So the King, his wife, Kenneth, and<br />

a few of the courtiers had an enjoyable evening together.<br />

That king was later captured by the communists and very badly treated. He is now dead.<br />

After that meeting, Kenneth returned to Bangkok. Then down to Singapore. Kuala Lumpur.<br />

[A bit of confusion there. Kenneth may have meant that he went to Kuala Lumpur LQVWHDG of<br />

Singapore, or that he went to both of them.] And from there, to Djakarta, Indonesia. In 1950, the<br />

ambassador in Djakarta was a great big heavyset man, Merle Cochrane, who weighed about 400<br />

pounds. He had negotiated between the Dutch and the Indonesians for the independence of<br />

Indonesia, and "he brought it off in 1949," so that they were an independent state when Kenneth went<br />

there. Kenneth was the desk officer for all these areas of Southeast Asia, so here was Ken Landon<br />

from the Department of State visiting the new nation of Indonesia.<br />

The rate of exchange on the black market was simply incredible. But the official rate of<br />

exchange was impossible. The ambassador insisted that all Americans exchange their money on the<br />

official rate of exchange. But if you took your money to the black market, you could buy much more<br />

with it. "Well I never have been intimidated too much by officials, and I decided that I was going to<br />

go on the black market." So he did. Some Indonesian friends did it for him. "And it was while I was<br />

there that I became lonesome on a Sunday, and I called the desk in the Hotel Dezan (SP?), where I<br />

was staying," and said he wanted to call Washington, D.C. Kenneth heard the phone ring, and then<br />

Margaret picked up the phone and said hello. He said hello, and she said, "Kenneth! Where are<br />

you?" He said, "Djakarta." And she said, "Oh, where in Kansas are you?" He explained, and she<br />

could hardly believe it. He sounded as if he were so near by. But it was just an excellent connection<br />

by cable all the way round the world, left by the Dutch. The two of them talked for five to ten<br />

minutes, at a cost of a little more than two dollars.<br />

5<br />

33:55 Merle Cochrane gave Kenneth a dinner in which the meat, which was pork chops, was so<br />

tough that he could not cut it. Cochrane sat there and laughed as Kenneth toiled away on the pork<br />

chops. The only way he could get anything off a pork chop was to pick it up and gnaw on it.<br />

Cochrane said that this was the only kind of meat they could get there.<br />

There was about to be an election, which was another reason Kenneth went there, to see how<br />

the new government was acting. He was also meeting the top officials, amongst them a man named<br />

Sharir, whom Kenneth had first known in Washington. He was one of the revolutionaries and had<br />

come as a special emissary in the late 1940's to Washington. The Secretary of State was out of the<br />

country at the time. The highest official on Asia was W. Walton Butterworth, an Assistant Secretary,<br />

whom Kenneth called "Old Hamhands Butterworth," because he had great big ham hands. And<br />

Kenneth was the desk officer. Sharir had an interpreter who spoke English. Sharir pretended he<br />

didn't speak English, but in fact he was fluent in English. He had written books in English. Kenneth<br />

entertained him and tried to engage him in conversation, but he wouldn't say anything because he<br />

thought he was being denigrated. He didn't meet high enough officials. He regarded Kenneth as<br />

nothing but a dogbody. He wasn't impressed by Butterworth. He felt that no one less than the<br />

Secretary was sufficient, but of course, the Secretary was not in the country. So Sharir was insulted.<br />

But now, in Djakarta, in 1950, when Kenneth met Sharir, they embraced and spoke fluently in<br />

English. "I said to him, 'Why did you not speak a word of English even to me?' He said, 'I was not<br />

about to speak to anybody until I was properly received at least by the Secretary of State or his SUR<br />

WHP. . . .'"<br />

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So now Kenneth met Sharir, Sukarno, and several others. Also, he arranged with Cochrane to<br />

have a tour of the islands. Cochrane had a marine colonel with a two-engine Beechcraft, and a copilot,<br />

six feet four tall or more, and Kenneth toured Java. They went over to a volcano, the highest<br />

mountain on the island, and they started up the side of the mountain to get to the top, and "the darn<br />

thing" ran out of gas. All of a sudden the prop stopped turning, and they began to fall down the side<br />

of the mountain while the co-pilot was muttering, "Damn quiet up here. Damn quiet up here. Too<br />

quiet up here!" He was pumping away to get gas flowing from another tank. And then they got the<br />

plane aimed downhill, and the props turned over, and the engines fired up again, and they turned<br />

around and flew up to the top of the volcano. The colonel said, "Uh, Doc, here we are. You want to<br />

look down in the volcano?" Kenneth said, "Yeah, I want to take some pictures down the volcano."<br />

"Okay," the pilot said, and so he began to circle around. But then Kenneth pointed out that the wings<br />

were in the way. "Oh that's all right," the pilot said. "I'll take the wing off," and he slung the plane<br />

over to the side and scooped down into the volcano. "We were flying sideways, right down through,<br />

into the crater. I could see right down in where the volcanic action was bubbling away. And the hot<br />

air was coming, and I was taking pictures, leaning against the window, hoping I wasn't going to fall<br />

out of the plane, and all of a sudden, phffft, the plane leaped into the air, and I went unconscious for a<br />

moment. I passed out. The hot air apparently caught the wings just right and just threw that plane up<br />

into the sky. I said, 'Colonel, I passed out!' 'So did I!' he said. I thought that was cheery."<br />

6<br />

39:31 From there, they went over to Bali, where he talked to "the people" [the leaders?] insofar as<br />

possible. There was an artist on the beach in Bali, with a magnificent looking "dancing woman,"<br />

who was one of the more famous dancers. "And all the women were bare from the waist up. And<br />

we'd sit at dinner, and this woman, she was a teaser. I had the colonel, and his co-pilot, and myself,<br />

and the artist, and a couple of serving girls, and then this woman who was his mistress, the artist's<br />

mistress, would come around, and she had great big bosoms, and she would lean down and stick them<br />

right in front of your face, and then she'd begin to serve you. It was a rather unnerving experience to<br />

one not accustomed to it. And the artist would sit there and just laugh at you while she was putting<br />

on this kind of a show, a teaser." They were very friendly.<br />

Kenneth toured the rest of the island of Bali, and kept asking questions, and talking about the<br />

elections. He and his pilots hedge-hopped around some of the other islands, finally returning to<br />

Djakarta.<br />

Merle Cochrane was convinced that the administration that had been set up in Indonesia<br />

would be re-elected. It was an interim government. Kenneth was convinced there would be a change<br />

and told Cochrane who he thought would be elected. The two men argued about it. But Cochrane<br />

insisted that Kenneth accept KLV opinion. He demanded that Kenneth not make a report to the State<br />

Department on the election that would be in conflict with KLV report. Kenneth said that he had to put<br />

on the record what he had observed. But Cochrane resented this very deeply.<br />

When Kenneth got on the plane the next day, he found that Cochrane's DCM was flying with<br />

him, Jake Beam, who later became ambassador to Moscow. Jake Beam was a very tall man, a nice<br />

man, very intelligent. His mission with Kenneth was to travel to Singapore with him to convince him<br />

not to make his report in conflict with the report of the ambassador. Kenneth told Jake that he didn't<br />

have a chance on that score. Jake said he understood, but he just wished Kenneth wouldn't do it.<br />

Kenneth said, "Well, you go back and tell Merle Cochrane that you and I knelt in prayer." "I can't,"<br />

Beam said. "I can't tell him anything because I'm airsick," and he began to throw up. The plane had<br />

hit rough weather, and everyone on the plane except the pilot and Kenneth became airsick. All the<br />

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Chinese and Indonesians on board were vomiting. The plane was "plastered" with vomit, and stank<br />

accordingly. They were hitting the monsoon wind. The plane got to a point that it could not go<br />

forward, and had to go sideways over the edge of Sumatra and land on its belly, without wheels, on a<br />

paddy field. It was easy to land because of the powerful wind, which held the plane up to the last<br />

moment. The pilot cut the engine at the last moment and dropped the last few feet. "Well, we sat<br />

there quietly for a few minutes, got out of the plane, found that we were within a mile of Palembang,<br />

and we could walk in to the headquarters nearby" of an oil company. [Could be Standard Oil, but<br />

hard to tell.]<br />

[Kenneth later realized that the following incident occurred on a subsequent trip,<br />

though in 1950 he did stop over in Palembang.] The plane Kenneth was riding on was a twoengine<br />

Beechcraft that needed a lot of repair. The instruments on the dashboard didn't work. There<br />

were no indicators at all. The pilots had to measure the gas in the tanks with a yardstick they stuck<br />

down into them. After the plane landed, it was tanked up with gasoline again, using five-gallon cans<br />

of gas, so that it would be ready to take off the next morning. They spent the night there in<br />

Palembang. In the night, the Colonel became sick with dysentery. When morning rolled around,<br />

Kenneth was having a good breakfast when the Colonel came in, looking pale and saying that they<br />

couldn't go that day. He was too sick to fly. But Kenneth had his sulfaguanidine tablets with him,<br />

and he gave the Colonel four pills. Two hours later, though you weren't supposed to give more than<br />

two additional pills so soon, Kenneth gave him four more. "I know that would freeze him up tight.<br />

He just couldn't do anything except contain it, because it just froze him like cement." So they went<br />

out to the plane, and took it out to the end of the runway, preparatory to takeoff.<br />

Then Kenneth told the Colonel to check the gas again, but the Colonel said, "Oh Doc, let's go!<br />

You saw we had the gas tank filled up last night." Kenneth said, "Maybe so, but let's check it." The<br />

co-pilot groaned, got the yardstick, and went out on the wing, unscrewed the cap, stuck the yardstick<br />

down into the tank, pulled it back out. And it was dry.<br />

The plane had been sabotaged in the night, and all the gasoline had been drained out. So they<br />

took the plane back in and retanked with a procession of five-gallon cans of gas. They took off and<br />

flew to Maidan [SP? Must be something obvious, but I can't find anything like it on the map],<br />

where the U.S. had a consulate.<br />

If they had taken off on their empty tanks, they would have made it into the air. But there<br />

were mangrove swamps virtually the entire way from Palembang to Maidan on the coast, and they<br />

would surely have crashed in these. There was no place to land.<br />

They had a brief stop in Maidan, and Kenneth talked to the consul. And then he flew to<br />

Singapore, and from Singapore to Bangkok.<br />

Will asks if Kenneth visited Borobudur on this trip [a site of ancient ruins in Java]. Kenneth<br />

is not sure, but he thinks so. He remembers climbing the monument, one of the earliest of Buddhist<br />

monuments in Southeast Asia.<br />

As for the election, it turned out that Kenneth was right, and Cochrane was wrong.<br />

In his youth, Merle Cochrane had spent time in France, and he had acquired a magnificent set<br />

of French furniture, including a set of spindly chairs with little legs that were "just about as big as<br />

your little finger." When Cochrane sat in one of these, the chair would disappear. "It would look as<br />

though he was levitating, sitting levitating in air. You couldn't see any chair. There was no chair<br />

there!" When Cochrane finished his assignment in Djakarta, he sold that furniture to the government<br />

for a fancy price, enough to finance his retirement because the furniture was antique and valuable. It<br />

proceeded to fall apart and disintegrate.<br />

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7<br />

53:57 Kenneth met General Sarit for the first time on that trip in 1950. Kenneth had been reading<br />

the Siamese language newspapers. "You have to read between the lines when you read a Siamese<br />

newspaper to find out what the real news is, or what they're talking about." And Kenneth noticed<br />

there were many side remarks concerning General Sarit, who was the general of the First Army Tank<br />

Corps in Bangkok. So Kenneth said to Ambassador Stanton that he would like to meet Sarit, and<br />

Stanton said he would ask his military attaché to make the arrangements. A day later, the<br />

Ambassador came back to Kenneth saying that his military attaché refused to arrange things with<br />

Sarit. As the military attaché, he handled all military matters, and if there were to be any contact<br />

made with General Sarit, it would have to be by KLP. Kenneth could tell him what he wanted to ask<br />

Sarit, and he, the attaché, would relay it to Sarit for an answer. Stanton was worried about this<br />

because he knew Kenneth wouldn't accept it. "I said to Ed, 'Just forget it.' He knew what that meant<br />

because then I would, I GLG speak to some Thai friends," and they passed the word to the General.<br />

Sarit sent back word, "I don't speak English." Kenneth told his friends to send word to the<br />

General, "I don't speak English either!" This amused Sarit, and he sent his official car for Kenneth,<br />

which took Kenneth to the headquarters, "through barbwire entanglements and whatnot, in a<br />

circuitous fashion, because he was always having to be careful not to be assassinated."<br />

So they met. They talked entirely in Thai. "He told me later on he found my Thai very<br />

amusing because he said, 'You talk just like the Bible.' Of course, that was the language that I'd<br />

learned." Kenneth had very classical references in his language. He also had some southern Thai<br />

words that they didn't use up in the main part of the country, such as sina'plao (SP?) for trousers<br />

instead of gang gain (SP?). When Kenneth used VLQD SODR the first time, Sarit made a funny<br />

expression. The two men got along beautifully. Sarit asked why Kenneth was interested in him, and<br />

Kenneth answered that he believed Sarit was going to be a very important man in the politics of the<br />

country. "He looked at me owlishly and he said, 'You think I'm going to war?'" Kenneth answered<br />

that he didn't think so militarily, but yes, politically. "Oh," said the General. Sarit was a heavy<br />

drinker, and his doctors kept trying to get him to stop. "He and I hit it off right away."<br />

Sarit asked, "Well, how are you going to find out what I'm going to be up to?" and Kenneth<br />

said, "I'll just read the Siamese language newspapers. And there will be articles in there that will be<br />

very informative if one knows how to read them." "That's right," Sarit said, "that's right." That was<br />

the beginning of their friendship, which was to run on for ten years. "And he did become a good<br />

friend, and he trusted me."<br />

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HOUR 77<br />

Session #54 continued August 20, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Will and Pat Landon<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIA250) Kenneth explains that he was the person in our government who arranged for<br />

military assistance to both Thailand and Viet Nam, initially, when the State Department was still in<br />

the Old Executive Office Building, "and when General Lyman Lemnitzer only had two stars and not<br />

four. And when I suggested that we should try to help both Thailand and Viet Nam with the military<br />

assistance for ten million dollars—which was, of course, peanuts—and he opposed it entirely. He<br />

said they couldn't use it. And then he said, 'Anyway, who'd pay for it?' And I said, 'You will.' And<br />

he didn't like that, but it ended up that way. And so Lemnitzer and I stayed in contact even after he<br />

got to be four stars. I saw him again much later on in Korea when he was there."<br />

Kenneth also arranged, when William Donovan became the ambassador to Thailand in 1953<br />

and Kenneth travelled out with him, for a police assistance program for the police general and a<br />

military assistance program for Sarit "because, as Sarit said, if you're going to give forty-some<br />

million dollars of aid to General Pao (SP?), the police chief, you ought to give at least thirty to forty<br />

thousand [million?] dollars to me!" So they did. "In those days you could do things like that."<br />

Margaret tells of her trip home from Thailand on the first furlough, 1931. While Kenneth<br />

travelled around the world one way, so as to visit the Holy Land, she travelled around the world the<br />

other way, with Peggy and Bill. Peggy was four, and Bill was three. The Landons didn't have<br />

enough money to take the whole family to the Holy Land. And Margaret was eager to get home to<br />

see her mother, who had had a series of setbacks. Adelle had lost a large sum of money in Uncle<br />

Chris' business, which had gone bankrupt. The plan was that Margaret would go on the Dollar line of<br />

ships across the Pacific. To do so, she had to take a small ship from Bangkok to Hong Kong, where<br />

the larger ship would sail. Almost at the last minute, the people in charge in Bangkok decided to give<br />

Margaret the responsibility of escorting home a woman named Mrs. Leila Knox, who was going<br />

home to have her third or fourth child. She had two children, Gaylord, known as Gay-Gay, who later<br />

became a doctor, and Jean. Gay-Gay was about nine. Jean was the same age as Bill.<br />

The first leg of the voyage was frightening for Margaret because of the shape of the ship,<br />

which she says was not intended as a passenger vessel. It had several cabins, but it had gaps in the<br />

railings. And Gay-Gay was the kind of boy who enjoyed knocking down smaller boys. Margaret<br />

worried for fear that Gay-Gay would push Bill overboard. The trip to Hong Kong took most of a<br />

week, and throughout, Margaret tried to watch the children constantly for fear of what might happen.<br />

Mrs. Knox "never did a thing about her dah-ling children. Sooo sweet! Well, I would have gladly<br />

pushed them through the holes!" [Loud laughter.]<br />

In Hong Kong they all had to wait most of a week to embark on their ship. There was a fine<br />

hotel where they all stayed, the three Landons with a room nowhere near the three Knox's. It was an<br />

enjoyable week of sightseeing. Then came the day for boarding. Hong Kong is essentially an island,<br />

and there was a substantial crossing to be made to board the ship, a mile more. They went down to<br />

the dock with their baggage to wait for the launch that was to ferry them to the ship. But it didn't<br />

come. They could see the ship across the harbor. Finally, a small boat appeared that could take Mrs.<br />

Knox and the four children across. But it was not possible to get the luggage on. There was too<br />

much of it, and some of the trunks were too big. "You can imagine my feeling, standing there on the<br />

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dock with all these things. But I couldn't abandon them. And nobody came! And I looked across the<br />

harbor, and I saw the steam was up. There I was, alone, standing on this dock! My children with a<br />

woman I didn't trust. And the ship about to sail. And then along came a rather large boat. . . ." The<br />

people in the boat were men and women together and saw her dilemma. They were private<br />

individuals, Americans, out for a jaunt. They came over to the dock and asked her if she wanted to<br />

get on the ship, to which she replied that she very much did! So they loaded her luggage in their boat<br />

and set off at top speed across the harbor. They reached the ship, and the coolies carried the luggage<br />

up onto the ship. "And I put my foot on the ladder that went up. It was like a long flight of stairs, in<br />

a sense. And it came up behind me. And the ship sailed."<br />

The hotel was supposed to have arranged for a launch to pick her and the Knox's up, but<br />

failed to do so.<br />

2<br />

13:34 The ship was comfortable. The cabin was nice. The food was good. The children ate before<br />

the adults. But Gay-Gay would bring a pin or something like that with him, and would stick it into<br />

Bill and Peggy's legs.<br />

They put in at Shanghai, and a very dignified woman boarded and was assigned to their table.<br />

The steward had set Leila and Margaret at a table next to the dance floor. Leila was heavily pregnant,<br />

poorly dressed, and of course, Margaret didn't dance. Little Jean didn't like to be left alone, so Leila<br />

would get her ready for bed, dressing her in her nightgown, and come in to have dinner. Then, each<br />

night, the child would come in on the other side of the room, which must have been seventy-five feet<br />

wide, walk across the dance floor, climb up onto the table, and sit there happily playing with the<br />

radishes and other dishes. "I just hated every minute of it, but there was nothing I could do." After<br />

several nights of this, the woman from Philadelphia, whose name Margaret cannot recall, but who<br />

was obviously a propertied person, and highly intelligent, looked at the child, looked at Leila, and<br />

said, "If that child comes into this room another time and climbs up on this table, I will make a scene<br />

that no one in this room will ever forget." Leila knew the woman would do it. So from that time on,<br />

Leila ate at the children's table with her children, and never returned to the adults' dinner table. "So<br />

we crossed the Pacific, Mrs. Philadelphia and I, and we had a delightful time."<br />

The ship disembarked at San Francisco, where Margaret was met by Mrs. Bovee. The three<br />

Landons boarded a train for the Midwest. The two children were talking to each other in Thai, and<br />

tried to talk to the porter in Thai. Eventually, they gave this up because the other children would<br />

laugh at them. The train stopped in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, and there was Adelle, Evangeline, and Betty, waiting<br />

for them.<br />

3<br />

20:15 We resume the story of the writing of Anna.. Margaret started the writing in Richmond,<br />

Indiana, where the Landons had moved in the summer of 1939—Kenneth having found work at<br />

Earlham <strong>College</strong>. They had a rented house there. "I decided the time to start had come. So I set<br />

everything up and began. . . ." She was able to afford a maid for $8 a week, which helped. She paid<br />

this out of the $1000 she had won in the Redbook letter-writing contest. The maid stayed only a few<br />

months, but it was enough so that Margaret could build sufficient momentum in the writing to carry it<br />

forward. "So then I just counted the time when I could write. And I'm very slow because I rewrite.<br />

There were chapters in that book I rewrote twenty times." They moved across the street to a more<br />

comfortable house, and the writing continued.<br />

Then Kenneth was called to Washington in August, 1941. In that second house in Richmond,<br />

Margaret had only a half-time maid, who came in the afternoon. That gave her time to work on the<br />

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writing and rewriting. "Writing and rewriting. Writing and rewriting. I don't think there's any—I<br />

loved to do it. So that it was as if I 'went away' when I sat down to write." She wrote in the morning<br />

and the afternoon. In the evening, she would be occupied with dinner, and the children, and putting<br />

them to bed. By then, she was too tired to work and just went to bed.<br />

Margaret talks of that year living alone with the children in Richmond. Each morning she had<br />

to walk Candy, the bulldog, then tend to the antiquated furnace in the cellar, then attend to the<br />

children. It was a hard year. "But of course, the hardest thing was that my sister Evangeline was<br />

killed in an auto accident. And somehow or other, I really eliminated almost entirely any form of<br />

social life, and just worked on it [the book]. So that I was well along on it when we moved to<br />

Washington."<br />

They came in the fall of 1942. Kenneth had found a house to rent at 2910 Brandywine St.,<br />

NW. Kenneth tells of the friend from Northwestern University who was leaving and rented the house<br />

to him.<br />

Peggy helped a great deal in the house when she came home from school, freeing Margaret up<br />

to work. That made a big difference.<br />

The book was substantially completed before the move, on February 12, 1942. Muriel Fuller<br />

was trying to sell the book for Margaret. But Kenneth McCormick, the editor at Doubleday,<br />

considered the most influential editor in New York in those days, told Muriel after reading the<br />

manuscript that there would be no interest in such a story among the American public. Margaret<br />

remembers taking walks with Kenneth on Sunday afternoons and saying, "Well, if 2000 people buy<br />

the book and read it, I'll feel it was worth the four years it took to write it." [This was after the<br />

move to Washington, after the book had been sold to John Day.]<br />

Muriel sent the book around to several publishing houses and got negative letters in every<br />

instance.<br />

Margaret tells about her classes at Northwestern University's school of journalism. She tells<br />

of Somerset Maugham's way of digging up scandals on people and writing them up. The one<br />

respected man who committed suicide as a result. Then Margaret tells of the man who wrote the<br />

definitive book on Lhasa, Tibet, which he had never visited.<br />

4<br />

32:46 Kenneth had written several articles for Asia magazine, of which Elsie Weil was the editor.<br />

The magazine was a publication of the John Day publishing company, of which Richard Walsh was<br />

the head. Kenneth was invited to a dinner at the Mayflower hotel on February 12, 1942,<br />

"Announcement Dinner, the East and West Association." Pearl Buck was setting up this association.<br />

Kenneth takes over this part of the story. Paul McNutt, who had formerly been governor of<br />

Indiana, and also at one time had been governor-general of the Philippines, was Pearl Buck's choice<br />

to be the principal speaker at the foundation of the East-West society, which was supposed to link the<br />

East with the West "and all that sort of thing." There were a couple of hundred people at this dinner.<br />

Richard Walsh came down from New York with Elsie for the dinner. One reason Walsh came down<br />

was that the fortunes of John Day were connected to Pearl Buck, who had written The Good Earth<br />

and made the company rich. Kenneth was there because he had been writing articles for Asia.<br />

McNutt and Buck were up at the head of the t-shaped table, and Kenneth found himself sort of at the<br />

center, sitting next to Elsie Weil and across from Dick Walsh. Suddenly, Kenneth realized that he<br />

had a golden opportunity to plug Margaret's book. "So I turned to Elsie Weil and ostensibly was<br />

talking to her. But actually I was throwing my voice at Dick Walsh across the table. And I told her a<br />

story out of Anna and the King of Siam Oh, she was fascinated. Dick Walsh, of course, listened to<br />

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me rather than Paul McNutt. And he leaned across and said, 'Elsie, hey, get Ken Landon to write that<br />

up for Asia magazine.' And then I told a second one. And he said, 'Hey, Elsie, get that one in Asia<br />

magazine too. That's a good one!' And then I told a third one. And a fourth one. And Dick said,<br />

'Hey, Elsie, Ken Landon's got a series here! We can really do something with this. A fine series.'<br />

And then I told another story or two. And he said, 'My goodness! Why, I think there's a book there!'<br />

He said, 'Elsie, you've got to look into this. I think there's a book there!' And then I said, 'Well, Mr.<br />

Walsh, these are stories LQ a book that's already written.' 'Oh, for goodness sakes! Why didn't you<br />

tell us this sooner? Send it up!' 'Well,' I said, 'there's one catch in it, Mr. Walsh. It's not my book.'<br />

'Oh? Whose book is it?' 'Well, it's my wife's book, Margaret Landon.' 'Oh. Your wife's book?' I<br />

said, 'Yes.' 'Oh, well, no one ever heard of her. Everyone knows about you. Just put your name on it<br />

and send it up.' And I said, 'We'll be delighted to send it up. But I'm not going to put my name on it.'<br />

'Well, send it up to Elsie anyway.'"<br />

So Kenneth sent the book up to Elsie. It wasn't finished in the sense of having been polished,<br />

though the substance of the book had been completed by then. Even a year and a half later, after Kip<br />

was born, and they were about to send the finished book up to the publisher, Margaret said, "'Don't<br />

send it, Kenneth. I've got to write it one more time.' I'm like that." And Kenneth said, "I'm taking it<br />

away from you. You aren't going to write another word."<br />

In any case, the book went up the first time in 1942, addressed to Miss Weil.<br />

When the manuscript came in, the reader to whom it was assigned was a young woman who<br />

had just graduated from Vassar, whose uncle was a man named Robert Moses, a prominent politician<br />

in New York. The young woman read the manuscript and then wrote across it, "Nothing but a<br />

Sunday school story. Send it back." However, since the manuscript had been addressed to Miss<br />

Weil, it had to go to her before being returned. When she saw what was written on the manuscript,<br />

she went in to Richard Walsh with the manuscript and said, "Dick, I believe in this book. I believe<br />

this is going to be a success. But you read it, and if you don't agree, well, all right, send it back."<br />

5<br />

40:07 "Well, the day I arrived in Washington, the first piece of mail I opened was the offer of a<br />

contract. Oh, that was thrilling!" This would have been in October, 1942. Kenneth had brought the<br />

children earlier so that they could start school on time, but Margaret had to close out the house in<br />

Richmond and didn't get to Washington until October 6, she thinks it was. "But it was a great day to<br />

open it and be offered a contract."<br />

Margaret decided right away that she would not join any clubs or organizations in the church.<br />

The Landons went to the National Presbyterian Church, which was downtown at that time. She felt<br />

sure the book needed one more rewrite, and she decided that she would devote herself entirely to that<br />

until it was done. "And rewrite," says Kenneth. "And rewrite. And rewrite." "And rewrite,"<br />

Margaret agrees. "And rewrite." Kenneth points out again that she rewrote some of those chapters<br />

twenty times, perhaps even twenty-five times. "Well," Margaret rejoins, "it's disgraceful, but it's<br />

true."<br />

"Anyway, I can still remember very clearly the afternoon of July 23, 1943. I was sitting at the<br />

end of a table just like this, a dining room table, except that it was a frilly table, the kind they used to<br />

carve the edges. And I sat there, and I wrote, 'Finis.'" The last rewrite was done. "As I sat there, just<br />

somehow stunned by the fact that I had finally reached what I could call an end, I felt a tremendous<br />

pain go across my body. I was pregnant, you see. And I thought, 'For goodness sakes, be sensible.<br />

You've finished the book. That doesn't mean that the baby's coming immediately after the book's<br />

finished. Stop being so silly!' So I got up and I got dinner, and the pains kept getting worse and<br />

worse. And I said, 'What the imagination will do is just amazing!'"<br />

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Kenneth tells of the office pool that was running at work, as people bet on whether or not<br />

baby or book would come first.<br />

All through dinner and the subsequent evening, the pains kept coming, and Margaret kept<br />

telling herself what nonsense it was. It was all in her imagination now that she knew the book was<br />

done. "And about 10:30," after going to bed, "I got up, and I didn't say anything to Kenneth. I went<br />

into the bathroom with a tablet, and I wrote on it, 'Peggy'—she knew I had a very poor doctor—'if I<br />

don't come back, please take over and help the children.' And I signed it. And then I went in and<br />

woke Kenneth up." They dressed and left in the car for Garfield Hospital, which has since been torn<br />

down. "And I got lost," Kenneth says [because Florida Avenue, on which the hospital was, is one of<br />

the most confusing streets in the city.] As they drove through the night, trying to find their way, they<br />

discussed what name the baby should have if it were a boy. "And I wanted him named for Kenneth.<br />

And Kenneth said, 'Well, I just don't want it. He'd be "Kenny."' And I said, 'Well, I've thought of<br />

something. He could be "Kip."'" They argued about this as they drove.<br />

They finally made it to the hospital at about midnight. Margaret tells of her lack of<br />

confidence in the doctor. Two weeks earlier, she had fallen the full length of the stairs to the<br />

basement, mostly on her back. When she went to the doctor, he sneered at her, she says. "Guess you<br />

didn't hurt yourself very much." "And I knew, I just had this deep conviction, that if it cost him any<br />

inconvenience, my death would mean nothing to him." She found out later that he was regarded that<br />

way.<br />

Margaret was put in a small room, lying down, and a young nurse came in, leaned over her,<br />

and asked her age. Thirty-nine. "Gosh!" the nurse said. "I hope I look like you when I'm thirtynine!"<br />

Thinking how she must look at that moment, Margaret just laughed.<br />

Another pair of nurses appeared and realized that the birth was imminent. They rushed her to<br />

the delivery room, and after a while "the doctor looked up and said, 'You have a fullback.' And Kip<br />

was there."<br />

Kenneth points out how long Margaret's previous labors had been, in each case. Whereas Kip<br />

was born "all of a sudden." But Margaret points out that she had gone into labor at three in the<br />

afternoon, so the birthgiving had actually taken twelve hours.<br />

6<br />

48:53 The way the title of the book was chosen. Margaret says this was Elsie Weil's doing. When<br />

several of the stories were published in Asia, Miss Weil gave them the title, Anna Leonowens and<br />

the King of Siam "And when it came to Dick Walsh, he took out the Leonowens. I didn't make up<br />

the title." Margaret had no working title of her own.<br />

After Kip's birth, Kenneth told Margaret he would type up the finished manuscript and send<br />

it. Margaret pled with him not to, saying she now felt she must rewrite it one more time. Kenneth<br />

points out that most of the rewriting she had done had been at Dick Walsh's suggestion. He was a<br />

fine editor. He altered the order of the beginning of the book somewhat, for instance. Kenneth<br />

overrode Margaret's inclination to continue rewriting, typed the final copy, and sent it off to J ohn Day<br />

for publication. "We were still hoping for at least 2000 copies," he says with a laugh.<br />

The winter of 1943 and into 1944 was very difficult for Margaret. Fuel oil was rationed<br />

because of the war. The previous owner had used very little oil, and because of that, the Landons<br />

could not get enough to keep the house warm. Kenneth came down with pneumonia. Much of the<br />

time Margaret kept the baby in the kitchen, where the stove gave off warmth. Kenneth recovered<br />

slowly.<br />

The telephone was on the first floor. Margaret was upstairs one day when the phone rang.<br />

She was feeling so exhausted that she didn't want to go downstairs. She feared that if she went down,<br />

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she wouldn't be able to get back up. "But the telephone rang and rang and rang and rang and rang!"<br />

So she went down, and it was a telegram from Dick Walsh. "The Literary Guild has bought the book,<br />

and the first printing will be 200,000 copies." Which was in addition to the first edition of 9000<br />

brought out by John Day. [Margaret forgets to say, as she usually says when telling this story, that she<br />

simply flew back up the stairs, effortlessly. All her exhaustion had vanished.]<br />

The day before the book was published, in June, 1944, Margaret went up to New York at John<br />

Day's invitation. They had a lovely luncheon for her. After the luncheon, she went out into the city<br />

wondering what she should do. "I've got to do something. This is so exciting." So she thought she<br />

would go to a bookstore and look at old books. [We laugh.] "I walked into the store—you aren't going<br />

to believe this—but I walked down the line of books on Asia and found the only copy of<br />

Anna's book autographed by her to somebody else that I have ever seen. I think Peggy has it. I gave<br />

it to her. It seemed such a fitting thing to have happen." This was one of the original books.<br />

The actual day of publication, Margaret had a dental appointment with her dentist, Dr.<br />

Adams, on I Street. When she came out, she thought of going to Brentano's on F Street to see if they<br />

had her book, but she was so tired, and it was so hot, that she just took the bus home. She found out<br />

the next day that the entire window at Brentano's was full of her book. "And I didn't see it. My own<br />

fault." Kenneth says the books were piled high in the window.<br />

7<br />

56:33 When she got home, Margaret found that the book had been reviewed in The New York<br />

Herald Tribune and The New York Times. In those days, the Tribune was an important<br />

newspaper, and it gave Anna a front-page review. This was completely unexpected. "Oh, startling!"<br />

says Kenneth. "It was absolutely stunning." Margaret says that it began something like, "How to<br />

describe this marvellous book?" It was a rave review. "And within one week, I had offers from<br />

seven Broadway producers." They all wanted to bid on the rights. Kenneth adds, "And Teresa<br />

Helburn!" Yes, Mother agrees, Teresa Helburn of the Theatre Guild, who called Margaret directly.<br />

The Theatre Guild was a powerful organization in those days. Margaret and Kenneth belonged to it<br />

and always got four tickets to the plays, to which they would take guests. "I was coming up the stairs<br />

from the basement with a pail of diapers," Margaret says, "when the telephone rang. And—life goes<br />

on! The telephone rang, and I picked up the phone. 'This is Teresa Helburn speaking.' Well she was<br />

a big, big name in the theater in those days. She said, 'I've read your book, and I called the John Day<br />

agency to find out who represents you, and they said you were QRW represented. I did not believe that,<br />

so I'm calling you. Who represents you? Who's your agent?'" Kenneth says that he didn't think she<br />

had an agent at that time, but Margaret insists that she did. The William Morris Agency. Her agent<br />

was Helen Strauss. This was something else Muriel Fuller did for Margaret, referring her to Helen,<br />

whom she knew.<br />

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HOUR 78<br />

Session #54 continued August 20, 1988 Margaret, Kenneth, Kip, Will and Pat Landon<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIA700) Margaret continues with the story of Anna. The motion picture people came in<br />

with offers on Anna too. The way it was then, she says, was that if you sold your work to the motion<br />

picture company, you got the money, whether it turned out to be a success or not. If you went with<br />

one of the Broadway producers, you made money only if the play made money. Because of the<br />

family's need for money, Margaret decided to go with Twentieth Century Fox. Kenneth points out<br />

that Teresa Helburn kept trying to find playwrights and actors who would satisfy Margaret, and<br />

Kenneth and Margaret went up to New York several times to meet with people like Ethel Barrymore<br />

and various "angels" who were promoting various plays. Neither Landon was impressed suitably<br />

with the people he or she met. Helburn wasn't thinking of a musical play. Only a straight play.<br />

Margaret says that William Morris was very helpful, because they knew Broadway. William Morris<br />

told Teresa Helburn that there were only four playwrights that they would accept. Unfortunately, all<br />

four of them were committed to projects at the time. So Margaret decided to go with the movies.<br />

Fox offered $75,000, she says. Kenneth says $60,000. But she insists that it was $75,000.<br />

The Agency took its cut, of course. The amount was paid over three years.<br />

The book immediately became a best seller. It went to at least fifteen foreign countries. It<br />

was translated into French, German, Spanish, Chinese, and various other languages. It was also<br />

translated into Thai, but the Thai just took it. They never paid.<br />

"So it was an adventure," Margaret says.<br />

The movie came out in 1946. Rex Harrison was brought from England to play the king.<br />

Kenneth interrupts to say that the first edition of 9000 sold out, but unfortunately John Day<br />

ran out of paper because of the rationing in the war. They could have had Doubleday or some other<br />

company make additional printings, but John Day wouldn't agree to it. Margaret lost a big Christmas<br />

sale that year as a result. But, she says, "I got some."<br />

And adds, "I still do. But not so much now that Yul Brynner's dead."<br />

Kenneth comments, "Here we are in 1988, and Margaret's masterpiece of 1944 has been going<br />

on for forty-four years. And I think it will go on for a hundred more!" Margaret says she's not so<br />

sure. But Kenneth says, "Well, I think so. I think it's one of those stories that is limitless in time."<br />

When the movie came out, Margaret says she was in bed with rheumatic fever. Kenneth says<br />

he didn't see the movie either. Will interjects that at that time, he was going to <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> in<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois. It was the fall of 1946. He knew that once he signed the pledge at <strong>Wheaton</strong>, he<br />

wouldn't be able to see the movie. [The pledge at that time forbade going to movies.] So Will routed his<br />

ticket so that he went via New York, where he would have to change trains. While in New York, he<br />

went to see the movie, then continued on to <strong>Wheaton</strong>, and signed the pledge.<br />

The next year, Will was working in the Department of Commerce in Washington during the<br />

summer. He had learned to operate the stenotype machine. He could go up to 150 words a minutes.<br />

His boss was a man named Rice. Will was working on forms for interviewing nurses and doctors.<br />

When the forms were ready, they went up to Staten Island in New York to do the interviews. One<br />

night, Will got tickets to a play, "Anne of a Thousand Days," starring Rex Harrison and Lili Palmer,<br />

and took his boss to see it. After the play, Will took his card—a formal calling card Margaret had<br />

had made for him—and wrote on the back of it, "Mother wrote Anna. May her son sees its star?" He<br />

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bribed the doorman with a dollar, and waited with his boss. Finally, the doorman called him, and<br />

there was Rex Harrison in a pair of jockey shorts with his wife and attorney and one of the people in<br />

the play. He was very gracious. They talked about the book and the movie. Harrison invited Will<br />

and his boss to go to a bar with him, but Will explained that he was underage. Harrison autographed<br />

Will's playbill. Also Lili Palmer.<br />

2<br />

10:52 Years passed. Then one day, Margaret came home from some event [she says a football<br />

game at Kip's school, St. Albans, but that could not have been until the fall of 1952] when she<br />

found a letter from Helen Strauss of the William Morris Agency. "I have kept all the<br />

correspondence." By that time, Margaret had finished her second book, Never Dies the Dream,<br />

which was published in 1949. The letter said, "Don't pay any attention to the newspaper accounts<br />

that Gertrude Lawrence is considering doing Anna and the King of Siam on Broadway." Margaret<br />

hadn't seen any notice of it. She soon learned that Gertrude Lawrence had just played the mother in a<br />

play by Tennessee Williams, The Glass Menagerie. Lawrence was a famous and sophisticated<br />

English actress, and was unconvincing as an impoverished, rather simple Midwestern housewife, her<br />

role in the play. So the play was a flop. Accordingly, Lawrence and her people were looking around<br />

for something she could do that would fit her image. She had not been on Broadway for several<br />

years. Lawrence was known for the stage, not for movies. In any case, someone had the idea that<br />

Anna would be right for her. She could do that.<br />

Her people considered who could write a play for her. The top of the line at that time were<br />

Rodgers and Hammerstein, who had done Oklahoma and South Pacific, both great successes. At<br />

that time, R&H were working on a play based on one of Graham Greene's novels. [And though<br />

Margaret does not say so in this telling, the story is that when they were initially approached, they rejected the<br />

idea of doing Anna because of their commitment to the Greene play.] The opening was at New Haven,<br />

Connecticut. Many plays opened there in those days. The play was such a total flop that they didn't<br />

even try rewriting it. They never brought it to New York. Suddenly, the two men found themselves<br />

without a project. So they contacted William Morris to say that they might be interested in doing<br />

Anna for Gertrude Lawrence after all. Negotiations began and went on for quite a while. At some<br />

point in all this, Kenneth says, Gertrude Lawrence made an announcement that she was going to do<br />

Anna and that she had chosen Rodgers and Hammerstein to do the play. "She just made that<br />

announcement."<br />

This all happened in 1950. Kenneth was out of the country on his trip to Southeast Asia while<br />

the R&H negotiations were going on. Teresa Helburn was furious with herself for not thinking of<br />

R&H in connection with Anna. Her Theatre Guild had put on one of those first two successes R&H<br />

did. Margaret cannot recall which. Kenneth thinks it was Oklahoma.<br />

The negotiations went on for a long time, Margaret says. "Rodgers and Hammerstein had an<br />

enormously high opinion of themselves. I've never met them. I FKRVH not to." When the Agency<br />

proposed a certain arrangement to Margaret, she was not satisfied with them and called Helen up to<br />

tell her to cancel the negotiations. She was not interested any more. However, William Morris ZHUH<br />

interested. They had never had a musical, Margaret says. And Kenneth says that they also<br />

represented Gertrude Lawrence, so that they stood to profit from her involvement. So the Agency<br />

ignored Margaret's order and went ahead, signing the contract with Howard Rheinheimer,<br />

"considered the most able theatrical lawyer in New York." "And I was really angry, because I had<br />

said certain specifications. They were very reasonable." She belonged to a guild that she had to<br />

belong to as an author whose book had been made into a movie, and it had guidelines on what was<br />

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considered a fair contract. R&H were demanding less. Margaret had called to say that either she get<br />

what should be the right amount or the negotiations should be cancelled. The really serious loss in<br />

the contract William Morris signed with R&H was that it cut Margaret out of any movie rights. And<br />

there were other losses, Margaret says.<br />

A couple of months later, in an article in Variety, Howard Rheinheimer gloated about getting<br />

this contract because he knew that Gertrude Lawrence did not own the rights, that Margaret Landon<br />

still owned them. He tricked the William Morris Agency into accepting that idea, that is, that<br />

Lawrence owned the rights. "They should have known better. I owned the rights. They had nothing<br />

they could do. But the William Morris Agency just gave me away." Kenneth points out that they<br />

could do nothing without her signature on the contract, no matter what they had negotiated. She had<br />

that leverage. But he was out of the country and could not advise her at the time. She recalls feeling,<br />

"Well, if Kenneth were here, I wouldn't be in this dilemma." She went along with what the Agency<br />

had done, and signed the contract.<br />

"So they profited. But I profited too. But I've never forgotten it. And I never asked to meet<br />

them. And they never invited me." When the play went on Broadway, Margaret wrote Helen to buy<br />

eleven tickets to the premier, which was what the family was then, and the answer came back from<br />

R&H that she would be allowed to buy two tickets only, at full price. Helen told her it was one of the<br />

rudest letters they had ever received. Margaret bought the two tickets, but she didn't go. She gave<br />

them to Carol and Kenneth, who both went. This was 1951. And when Kenneth came back, he said,<br />

"It's going to be a hit."<br />

In 1953, Kenneth says, he was in London when the play opened there and went to the<br />

opening. That was when he bought his first pair of John Peel shoes. "And my feet are sole to sole as<br />

soul mates with Laurence Olivier. . . ." [Kenneth is cut off. I believe that either the company used the same<br />

last for both men or that the two sets of lasts were kept side by side. Something like that.] "And I've never<br />

met Rodgers and Hammerstein," Margaret says, "or Yul Brynner. I never asked to." Nor did she<br />

meet Gertrude Lawrence.<br />

3<br />

25:21 Mary Martin was a more "broad-minded" person than Gertrude Lawrence, Margaret says.<br />

Margaret thinks she considered herself for the role of Anna, but she wouldn't have been right for it.<br />

In any case, she wanted to meet Margaret, so Helen Strauss took her around after a play in New<br />

York, "and we had a lovely time. She was a charming person." She had been in South Pacific with<br />

Ezio Pinza of the Metropolitan Opera, which was a "revolution" on Broadway. When the people<br />

working to cast The King and I proposed opera stars to Gertrude Lawrence for the role of the king,<br />

however, she rejected every one. Then they began on well-known actors, and she refused every one<br />

of those too. They began to be frantic. She had the right in her contract to control the casting of the<br />

person who would play opposite her, and she didn't want any competition. It was going to be KHU<br />

play. Then Mary Martin, "charming little Mary Martin," whom Rodgers and Hammerstein loved<br />

after her performance in South Pacific, told the King and I people of a man she had performed with<br />

in a play called Lute Song. This had not been a success, but was a charming play. The actor's name<br />

was Yul Brynner. Nobody had ever heard of him.<br />

Yul Brynner was invited, with others, to come and try out for the part. And he won it. He<br />

went through all the rehearsals, learning his part and his songs "very nicely." [In telling this story,<br />

Margaret normally depicted Brynner as holding back in all the preparations because he understood the danger if<br />

he showed what he could actually do.] Gertrude Lawrence was pleased. "Everything was just the way<br />

she wanted it until the night of the dress rehearsal, when he let go and did what he could do. He<br />

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made it. And she was absolutely wild. And she made them take out a song. She tried to practically<br />

eliminate him from it. But he had the contract. And he came on. And he was a tremendous success<br />

from the very beginning, you see. And she fought him so that it actually helped the play." He was<br />

fighting to stay on, and she was fighting to belittle him. "So the contest between Anna and the King<br />

was very, very real."<br />

The play ran on Broadway for hundreds of performances. It was a great success. Lawrence<br />

herself developed liver cancer and died, unfortunately. The actress who took her place was not a<br />

person of the same stature. [So ironically, from early on, the play became the king's play, rather than Anna's,<br />

and so it remained throughout Yul Brynner's reign.]<br />

Kenneth says, "Margaret was given the privilege of investing in the play and having a piece of<br />

the action, and she didn't have to put out any money—they would take it out of the first receipts from<br />

the play—and she didn't have enough confidence in it, and she turned it down."<br />

Margaret had written a letter to Rodgers and Hammerstein, which was unusual for them,<br />

because part of the agreement was that she would comment on their script for the play. She criticized<br />

the play, showing them its weaknesses from her point of view, which antagonized them. They<br />

thought she didn't like the play. Somewhere in her records, Margaret has the letter she sent them.<br />

She does not recall her criticisms now. Kenneth points out that the strength in the play lies in the<br />

conflict of cultures and the conflict between Anna and the King, and he says that Margaret wrote that<br />

she felt they hadn't made the conflict sharp and clear enough, that it was an issue of the dignity of the<br />

individual and so on. R&H were mainly concerned with producing a successful piece of theater.<br />

Then, of course, a movie was made of The King and I, with Yul Brynner and Deborah Kerr.<br />

[In 1956. Brynner won the Academy award for this.] But of course, Margaret earned nothing whatever<br />

from the movie.<br />

She did not see the play until it had been playing for six weeks, she says. "I couldn't bring<br />

myself to go up there. I was so angry." She went up with Kenneth and another couple. Her feeling<br />

about the play was "curious," she says. "I saw why it was a success, but I didn't feel it. +Iiii!" she<br />

says as Nona Beth comes in.<br />

Session #55 September 9, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Elizabeth Amsler, Peggy<br />

Schoenherr<br />

4<br />

35:40 Peggy tells of preparing for Margaret's birthday two days before, asking her mother what sort<br />

of cake she would like. The answer was a simple cake like the ones KHU mother used to make. So<br />

Peggy asked Aunt Betty and learned that Adelle would make a simple cake with egg yolks. So that's<br />

what Peggy did. She also had very much in mind the delicious cakes Margaret would make when she<br />

was a child in Thailand. So at the dinner, she told of her memory of Margaret and Kenneth eating<br />

cake and drinking tea on the mook, the front porch. As a child, she would stand in the back of the<br />

house and watch. Kenneth would be out in the jungle anywhere from four to six weeks at a time, and<br />

when he came home, Margaret would plan a little celebration tea. She had in the kitchen an old-style<br />

stove on legs with the oven above and the burners beside. The fuel was kerosene. The stove was<br />

used only for baking bread and cake and so forth. Ah Sim did all the cooking for regular meals on a<br />

black, iron wood stove. Margaret would frost her cakes with a marvellous, fluffy white frosting, "and<br />

I would be right there beside her and get to lick the bowl." Margaret would set the table, a round<br />

wicker table in the center of the mook, with a lovely white linen tablecloth. On either side would be<br />

a wicker armchair, with cushions, and around the mook would be ferns and palms that she had<br />

growing there. And the two of them would sit at the table with the pot of hot tea and "her beautiful<br />

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creation." "And I would stand back in the dining room, beyond the mook, and watch them, and think,<br />

'Oh how I would love to be in on the party.' But I knew it was their special time together, so I did not<br />

intrude." Later, the children would get pieces of cake too. "But that is a very special and lovely<br />

memory I have of Mother and Daddy as a child."<br />

Kip recalls Kenneth's commenting on Peggy's boyfriends when she was in high school.<br />

Kenneth says she was very popular with the boys. He will never forget her first boyfriend, "a little<br />

Italian kid." Cute, snappy black eyes, black hair, swarthy. Kenneth says that he and Margaret trusted<br />

their children's choice of friends, up to a point, though he recalls one time that Margaret tried to force<br />

a particular girl friend on Carol and that Carol resisted. Finally Carol had to explain why she didn't<br />

want that girl as a friend. "She's bad, that's why. And I just don't like bad girls." Which nonplused<br />

Margaret, who then backed off. That was over at 2910 Brandywine Street in 1942-3.<br />

Kenneth recalls the young Italian coming to the door and taking Peggy off. The hours passed,<br />

and the time when the couple was to return came and went. Margaret became very upset. Kenneth<br />

must "do something." Something dreadful was happening.. "Finally she couldn't stand it. She went<br />

down into the basement to be by herself." Hours late, Peggy turned up with her date and said goodby<br />

sweetly to him and went off to bed. Margaret then went off to bed with Kenneth. The next day,<br />

Peggy asked her father what he thought of her date. He threw the question back to her, and she said<br />

she thought she could do better than that. She would never date that one again. "Well, I agree with<br />

your judgment," said Kenneth. Margaret was very relieved when Kenneth told her.<br />

Then Peggy dated a boy who wanted to play professional baseball, Bill Torrey (SP?). She<br />

would ask Kenneth what he thought of Bill, and Kenneth liked him well enough. Torrey was the<br />

president of the senior class at Wilson High School. He never made it in baseball. Peggy went to the<br />

prom with him, and Aunt Betty remembers something about that. She was here visiting at the time,<br />

in the spring. Peggy was to wear a beautiful white dress, but she wanted a ruffle around the bottom<br />

that had slits in it so that she could put ribbon through them. Betty knew someone in Ohio who had a<br />

Singer sewing machine with the right attachment for making the ruffle and slits, and so she took the<br />

dress with her, did the job, and sent the dress back to Peggy, who led the promenade in her beautiful,<br />

ruffled dress. The ribbon was black velvet.<br />

Another boyfriend was going to West Point, and he wanted to take Peggy up for a weekend at<br />

West Point. His name was Lou Schalk. Margaret had trepidations, but Kenneth knew that the couple<br />

would be chaperoned. So Peggy went. She asked Kenneth's opinion of Lou, and his opinion was<br />

high. Lou would be a success in the military, he thought. This was true. He became a successful test<br />

pilot.<br />

Then Peggy went off to <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> and met a former marine named Charles<br />

Schoenherr, a handsome young man and a big football name on campus. "And she set her cap for<br />

him, and she used to stand at the stairs where she knew he'd be coming so that he'd practically have to<br />

stumble over her to get by. And he noticed her. And she was cute." They began to date, and it soon<br />

became serious. Kenneth recalls Charles' coming to visit in Washington. By this time, Charles had<br />

decided that he wanted to marry Peggy, and she was just waiting for him to say the word. The<br />

trouble was that her old boyfriends from high school kept calling her up, and this put Charles off. He<br />

had been carrying a ring in his pocket, ready to ask her to marry him, and she wanted him to, but he<br />

kept holding off. Finally, though, there was a "confrontation," and the great event took place. They<br />

became engaged.<br />

Lou was distressed by this and gave up his suit with great reluctance. Years later, after Lou<br />

had married and had children, he brought his family to 4711 to call. "And I've often said, 'I always<br />

went with her boyfriends. And they continued to go with me!'" Peggy says that Lou was awarded<br />

the Congressional Medal of Honor. He was a brilliant man, and courageous.<br />

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Kenneth says that he thinks Peggy ended up with the right guy.<br />

5<br />

53:52 In 1953, William Donovan became ambassador to Thailand. A woman named Ruth, who<br />

headed the passport office, warned him that he needed to cultivate a relationship with the desk officer<br />

for Thailand if he wanted things to go well. She was an old friend of Donovan's. He had been named<br />

ambassador to Thailand as a "reconciliation appointment" by Eisenhower. He had established the<br />

OSS, of course, which Truman had abolished after the war. Everyone knew that there needed to be<br />

something equivalent, some sort of intelligence operation, which led to the establishing of the Central<br />

Intelligence Agency under Eisenhower. Ike knew Donovan fully expected to be named the head of<br />

the CIA, having headed the OSS. But Eisenhower wanted John Foster Dulles to be his Secretary of<br />

State, and Dulles had a brother named Allen who had been in the OSS and had been the principal<br />

officer in European affairs and had been very active after World War II. John Foster Dulles<br />

convinced Eisenhower that it would be best for the country in its foreign relations if he were<br />

Secretary of State and his brother his counterpart in secret international relations in the intelligence<br />

field. This appealed to Eisenhower, and he did it. The two brothers would work together. Donovan,<br />

of course, was very upset about this, but Eisenhower said that he needed him, and asked him to go<br />

and represent the U.S. as ambassador to Thailand. This was not the greatest appointment in the world<br />

for a man of his pride, but he realized this would probably be his last important assignment in the<br />

U.S. government because of his age—he was around seventy—and so he accepted.<br />

Donovan went to visit with his friend Ruth, a famous woman at the time whose last name<br />

Kenneth cannot recall, and she asked if he knew who his desk officer would be in the State<br />

Department. He said that he did not. He knew nothing about his assignment, and while he had asked<br />

several times for an appointment with Walter Robertson, the Assistant Secretary for the Far East,<br />

Robertson had not given him an appointment. "Well," she said, "Bill, the most important person for<br />

you is the political officer on the Thailand desk. You'd better find out who he is because those little<br />

boys can kill you. They write your orders. They send out your instructions."<br />

"Well, I was sitting in my office, and I heard this soft Irish voice in the hallway outside.<br />

'Could someone tell me where I can find the political officer for Thailand?' He always spoke in a soft<br />

voice—a soft, Irish voice. And I recognized Bill Donovan's voice. Well, I didn't move. I thought,<br />

'Well, he'll find it.' So in a few moments, sure enough, someone led him to the door. The door<br />

swung open, and General Donovan walked in. And he looked at me. And his eyes got big. He said,<br />

'Are \RX the political officer for Thailand?' 'Yes I am,' I said. 'Thank God! Thank God!' And he<br />

walked over to me and put his arms around me. 'I'm saved!' We were old friends. Then he sat down,<br />

and we began to talk." Donovan said that he could not get Walter Robertson to give him an<br />

appointment. Robertson had wanted Walter Judd to be appointed ambassador and had actually put<br />

forward his name.<br />

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HOUR 79<br />

Session #55 continued September 9, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Elizabeth Amsler,<br />

Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIA1140) Kenneth continues on William Donovan's appointment to Thailand. Robertson<br />

had wanted Walter Judd, a congressman who had put forward his name to be Assistant Secretary for<br />

the Far East, to be ambassador to Thailand. Judd had a low opinion of William Donovan, and so<br />

accordingly did Robertson. Kenneth was shocked that Robertson refused to see Donovan. "Well,"<br />

he said, "that's intolerable. I'll see about this." Kenneth dialed the office and got Robertson's<br />

secretary. He explained who he was and told her that he had the new ambassador to Thailand sitting<br />

beside him, that the ambassador had not seen the Assistant Secretary, would be leaving shortly, and<br />

must see the Assistant Secretary, the man to whom he would be reporting from the field. The<br />

secretary said that Robertson had no time at all to see the ambassador. "I knew that Robertson had<br />

put her up to this." Kenneth said that this was not tolerable and that he was afraid he could not accept<br />

it from her. "So would you kindly connect me with Mr. Robertson?" She agreed reluctantly, and<br />

Robertson came on the phone. "Robertson was a little afraid of me. You see, I had quite a<br />

reputation. He knew that when I started after something that there's going to be some problems. So<br />

he started right in, 'Ken,' he said, 'I just absolutely do not want to see Bill Donovan.' He said, 'I know<br />

him. I know all about him. I don't like him. I don't want to have anything to do with him. And I<br />

don't want him to come into my office. I'm just too busy a man.'" Kenneth explained that a new<br />

ambassador going out to his post without having met with the Assistant Secretary was in a very<br />

precarious position, and at this, Robertson went into a tirade.<br />

At that moment, Kenneth handed the telephone to Donovan. "This was a dirty trick. I handed<br />

the phone to Donovan, so Donovan had it to his ear.. And he heard the whole tirade through. And<br />

this tirade went on for about five minutes. And all of a sudden, Donovan, in his gentle, soft, Irish<br />

voice, said, 'Walter, this is Bill.' And the phone went dead. 'I would like to see you, Walter.'<br />

[Silence.] 'I'm leaving for Bangkok this next week.' [Silence.] 'Thank you, Walter! I'll be right<br />

up!' [Thump.] He put it down. Looked at me. He said, 'You son of a bitch, I love you.' That was<br />

the kind of relationship I had with Donovan."<br />

So Donovan went up and had his visit. "Robertson, of course, was furious with me.<br />

Absolutely furious. I was probably the only guy in the whole area there who would have the<br />

presumption. . . . You see, I've always worked with my hat on. I didn't care whether I got fired or<br />

not. It gives you great advantage. And Walter Robertson knew it. And he also knew he couldn't fire<br />

me. I did have a good reputation."<br />

Kenneth didn't look forward to his next meeting with Robertson, but he decided to just play it<br />

cool and pretend that nothing untoward had happened. Robertson had a meeting of desk officers in<br />

his office for some reason, and of course Kenneth went. Robertson never said a word. Not a word.<br />

"He knew what I'd done to him. And he knew I had done it deliberately. And he knew he was out of<br />

order, and that I was right. If I'd been wrong, well, then he could have been righteous and at least<br />

bawled me out. But he knew he was wrong. So Donovan got to see him. And then I took Donovan<br />

and went out with him to help establish him in Bangkok. That was 1953."<br />

Kenneth briefed Donovan extensively on Thailand before he went, and also during their trip<br />

together. Once in Bangkok, Kenneth took Donovan to call on the Foreign Minister and the Prime<br />

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Minister, "both of whom I knew very well." Donovan took out two lawyers from his law firm to be<br />

his aides. One of them became prominent in U.N. legal affairs in New York. The two aides went<br />

with Kenneth and Donovan on their calls.<br />

In the course of this process, Donovan got "the whole feel" on Thailand and its place in<br />

Southeast Asia. Kenneth explained Thailand's relations with Burma, with Laos, with Cambodia,<br />

Vietnam, Malaya, Indonesia, and so on. These conversations went on constantly during the several<br />

weeks Kenneth was in Thailand with Donovan.<br />

"I was with him when we went up together up into the extreme northern part of Thailand for<br />

the repatriation of the KMT troops, who were the refugees from Mao's China and had come down<br />

into the Shan states and had set up controls over the opium traffic." They were a plague to the<br />

Burmese government. Our previous ambassador, Ed Stanton, and David Key, who was ambassador<br />

to Burma, had both been told to assure their respective governments that the U.S. government was<br />

not sponsoring or helping the KMT's in any fashion whatsoever. "Which was a dirty lie." When<br />

Dave Key found out that it ZDV a lie, he resigned from the Foreign Service. Ed Stanton was outraged<br />

too. Any ambassador would be. "But as I said to both of them, that's what ambassadors are for.<br />

Their appointment is meant to indicate that an ambassador is a man who goes forth to lie for his<br />

government. Everybody knows that. Ed Stanton accepted it, but Dave Key didn't. He was a man of<br />

high integrity."<br />

In any case, there was an agreement that had been reached and been accepted by all the KMT<br />

troops, who would be flown over by the Flying Tigers, who were actually an arm of the CIA. So the<br />

Flying Tigers flew in to the extreme north of Thailand, which bordered on the Shan states of Burma,<br />

and these KMT troops were supposed to come down with their women and kids and get on the planes<br />

and be flown to Taiwan. "Well, I know the Chinese so well, and I wondered how in the world they<br />

were going to work the thing. I think they had round-trip tickets." They were supposed to bring in<br />

their arms, and all they brought in were old carbines, and guns that wouldn't shoot, which were<br />

stacked up to be burned. They weren't really giving up anything. The Americans had the marines up<br />

there with the officials at the time.<br />

2<br />

10:28 Every day, Donovan would takes walks. He was a very vigorous man. Close to seventy at<br />

the time. The marines had to go with him to protect him, and he walked so fast that they complained<br />

about it. "He just walked the legs off the marines." Kenneth said to him, "Uncle Bill, you want to be<br />

careful, taking all these walks in the heat of the day and everything and even exhausting the marines.<br />

You might have a heart attack." Donovan retored, "Kenneth, my boy, what's wrong with that?"<br />

"That was his attitude. He was a very courageous guy. Everyone who worked with him loved him,<br />

admired him at any rate, and knew that he wouldn't ask anybody to do something that he wouldn't do<br />

himself. He would go into the most dangerous and hazardous situations, to the consternation of the<br />

people working under him, who didn't want him to put his life in jeopardy. But he would do it an y<br />

time because he expected them to. He was that kind of a person.<br />

"Then, sitting around in his embassy one night, he said to me, 'Kenneth, I want to do<br />

something big before I end this assignment. This is going to be my last assignment, for me to do<br />

something big for the United States. What big thing can I do that's bigger than Thailand that will be<br />

important to a great part of Southeast Asia? You tell me what I can do.'<br />

"'Well,' I said, 'You know the Mekong River and how it flows down from China and takes a<br />

jog around Laos and around Cambodia and flows down between Cambodia and Vietnam and flows<br />

out into the South China Sea. Now,' I said, 'here's all of this area that needs power, needs hydraulic<br />

power, and here's all of northeastern Thailand which is an area which gets inadequate rainfall. If you<br />

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could just dam the Mekong River at Vientiane or a little north, and turn that river in across<br />

northeastern Thailand, and let it flow across northeastern Thailand, and out south of northeastern<br />

Thailand, and on down into the South China Sea, you would become famous because you would be<br />

able to generate power that would provide power for all of mainland Southeast Asia. And<br />

furthermore you would change this arid northeastern plateau area into a very productive agricultural<br />

area, where it's arid now.'<br />

"He said, 'You know, that's a great idea, Kenneth.' He said, 'I'm going to write a letter to<br />

President Eisenhower on this. I'm going to write Ike a letter about this.' I said, 'Don't you do that. If<br />

you write a letter to Ike, I can tell you what'll happen to it. It'll just drop into the file. If you really<br />

want to be noticed, you want to develop and have your staff develop a series of airgrams, top secret<br />

airgrams, "Eyes Only, the President."' 'Well, what's the difference?' he said. 'Eyes Only, the<br />

President!' 'Well,' I said, 'the difference is that if it's "Eyes Only, the President," there'll be about a<br />

hundred at least senior officers who have to receive copies of anything that's "Eyes Only, the<br />

President" to know what the President might be up to. And that will scatter your ideas all through the<br />

whole senior element of the United States government. Everybody's concerned. I mean, not only the<br />

State Department, but in the Pentagon, and in the CIA, and in the USIA, and the economic division,<br />

and the Treasury. They've got to know what the President is going to be seeing, or if it's international<br />

relations. And if you send in these airgrams as airgrams,, top secret airgrams, "Eyes Only, the<br />

President," you will have hit the whole top level of the U.S. government. But don't send them in too<br />

fast, maybe one a week or something like that. But you've got to have your aides do a little research<br />

work and write this up about the Mekong River and the river flow and things of that sort, and then<br />

you want to make a recommendation. And the recommendation should be that the Mekong River<br />

should be redirected by American engineers who are quite capable of river control and directed<br />

across the northeastern plateau of Thailand and let it come out at the southeast corner—it would go in<br />

at the northwest corner, out the southeast corner—and back into its original bed. And it would<br />

sidetrack and bypass all the rapids which are presently impassable and would make the Mekong<br />

River navigable all the way up. So,' I said, 'you would have done something terrific, Bill.' I was just<br />

kidding him along, you know. I was just making it up as I went. I thought he was an Irishman; he<br />

would see that I was giving him a dreampuff.<br />

"Well, he took it seriously. He said, 'Kenneth, that's a great idea. I'll do it just as you said.'<br />

And he did! And he sent in twelve airgrams, one a week, "Eyes Only, the President of the United<br />

States," on this subject. The upshot of it was that General Wheeler of the New York Port Authority<br />

fame, who was a great river engineer and harbor engineer, was appointed with a two-million-dollar<br />

kitty to go and inspect the situation and see what could be done. And that was the beginning of the<br />

Mekong development operation which profoundly affected Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, South<br />

Vietnam, and succeeded before the Vietnam War in establishing hydraulic production areas at several<br />

points along the Mekong River. They didn't redirect the whole river, but—and we have in this city a<br />

fellow named Jasper Ingersoll, who was sent out as an anthropologist from Catholic University—he's<br />

still teaching there—to be an advisor as to the people involved along the course of the river. And that<br />

was the making of Jasper Ingersoll, and I had recommended his name in this situation. And I have in<br />

my files out here in my office quite a bit of the Mekong River development literature that was<br />

produced as they began these projects.<br />

"So out of a wisecrack and an Irish daydream to an Irishman some great things began to<br />

develop. And it will be renewed some more because it's a good idea."<br />

Kip comments, "And it all started with you."<br />

"It all started with a wisecrack conversation between two Irishmen, me and Donovan. It was<br />

the Irish in me leaking out, I'm sure, when I cooked this thing up. Yeah."<br />

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17:55 Another thing happened with Donovan that is of interest. Donovan had been in intelligence,<br />

of course, and he had a natural affinity in Thailand with General Pao (SP?), who was their<br />

intelligence bigshot. Donovan was paying no attention to General Sarit, or Marshall Sarit, who was<br />

the head of the military. Donovan was all for sending American aid to his opposite number, General<br />

Pao. "He cooked up with me an aid program for General Pao to promote the police and intelligence<br />

operations and things of that sort. But I said to him, 'You're making a mistake if you don't call on<br />

General Sarit, because he is a comer, and he is going to be very important in the politics of this<br />

country, and very important to the United States. Whereas General Pao will never be more than a<br />

policeman, General Sarit might very well become a Prime Minister.'" Donovan hadn't thought of<br />

that. But Kenneth had been watching Sarit since 1950, at the time of the coronation of the King,<br />

when he had noticed in the Thai newspapers that Sarit was a comer. Kenneth retells the story of<br />

calling on Sarit during that 1950 trip. He told the story to Donovan in 1953 during their time together<br />

in Thailand. "Donovan accepted the idea, and he then cooked up an aid program for General Sarit<br />

too. And he called on Sarit, and Sarit was mollified, because he was rather put off with Pao, and it<br />

wasn't very much longer after that when Pao left for Switzerland and Sarit became Prime Minister, a<br />

few years later.<br />

"I had a very good relationship with Donovan. And Donovan finished out his term as<br />

ambassador there, and came back."<br />

During that trip in 1953, Kenneth travelled up to the Pakisan (SP?) or northeastern area of<br />

Thailand, where he had proposed the Mekong River development. He wanted to visit all the<br />

settlements of the Vietnamese refugees from French Indochina. They had settled at Korat, Nakhon<br />

Phanom, Rukthahan (SP?), Sakon Nakhon, places like that along the river and in the interior. He<br />

wanted to see what they were up to. Kenneth informed the police chief, General Pao, that he wanted<br />

to go up there, "and he laid on a trip for me with jeeps and policemen, of course, to watch what I was<br />

up to and to listen to me." And they visited all the places along the river. This was part of Kenneth's<br />

looking things over for Donovan with the Mekong River project in mind. Of course, General Pao<br />

knew nothing about that. "At any rate, I was very much impressed with the Vietnamese because I<br />

found that where the Vietnamese refugees moved into a marketplace that was dominated by Chinese,<br />

within a year or two the Chinese began to leave. The Vietnamese could outcompete them. They<br />

would get up before dawn, when it was still dark. If they were blacksmiths, you would hear their<br />

hammers ringing on the anvils before light, and going right on till night. They ate nothing but rice<br />

and muet nong (SP?), which is a kind of rotten fish which has all the vitamins in the world crawling<br />

around in it. And they still could raise seven or eight children, and have this kind of energy, and the<br />

Chinese just couldn't compete with them. So they began to take over all these marketplaces."<br />

Kenneth and his crew drove into a village one night and asked what home industries they had<br />

there. And someone said that in one house, the people made mua nok yung (SP?), that is, peacock<br />

feather hats. Kenneth was very interested in seeing that because the peacock feather hat was not the<br />

feathers at all but the quills split and woven into the hat. "In my day, when I was a missionary, the<br />

only people who could afford them and have them were people like governors and lieutenant<br />

governors and people on up the line. And they were made by prisoners who made them in prison."<br />

But here was a family that had once been in prison, had learned the trade, and made these hats on<br />

order. You had to shoot your three peacocks and take them to the family, and then they would treat<br />

the quills for a month to get them so that they were soft and pliable. This, at least, is what the family<br />

told him. Then it would take them another month to weave the quills into the hat. Theoretically, it<br />

would take two months of labor. "Whether it was so or not, I have no way of knowing. They were<br />

impressing me, of course." The work was done under the house. A number of hats at various stage<br />

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of manufacture were there, and for the fun of it, Kenneth picked up a couple of them and tried them<br />

on.<br />

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4<br />

25:06 Kenneth asked them if they could make a hat for him, and they said no. He would have to<br />

shoot his three "pheasants." [Kenneth has gone over from speaking of peacocks to pheasants.] Then<br />

Kenneth looked up into the house, which was built on stilts, and there saw a hatrack with a hat<br />

hanging on it. "So without a by-your-leave, I walked up the steps into the house and picked it up and<br />

put it on my head and my gosh, it went on. And I came back down and said, 'Hey, here's a hat that<br />

fits me. I'll buy this one! You want to sell it to me?'" Oh no, the man said, that was his brother's hat.<br />

He couldn't sell that. By this time, there was a big crowd of villagers who had gathered to listen to<br />

the farang speaking fluent Thai. So now Kenneth began bargaining for the hat. He knew he couldn't<br />

hurry it. The bargaining would take some time. Around the hat inside there was a snakeskin band.<br />

There wasn't anything on the outside. It was sort of shapeless and stood up straight. But that didn't<br />

matter. It went on! That was the important thing. Kenneth explained that the man could make<br />

another hat for his brother. Indeed, Kenneth would be willing to pay him for two hats! Well, the<br />

man said, it was an old hat. But Kenneth replied that hats like this never got old. They never wore<br />

out. He knew that. They were indestructible. If they got dirty, all you had to do was slosh them<br />

around in Lux and they would be as good as new. Then the two men got down to price. The crowd<br />

kept getting bigger and bigger. They were all outside, cheering the two men on. "They all knew I<br />

was going to get the hat. And the fellow knew he was going to sell it to me. And finally, we came to<br />

an agreement, and I got the hat." Kenneth paid. Eight dollars, or something like that. "They were<br />

very rare hats!"<br />

So Kenneth folded his new hat up and put it in his baggage to bring home. This kind of hat<br />

can be rolled up without being damaged.<br />

Kenneth came down with a terrible fever there, and he was so sick that a plane was sent up<br />

from Bangkok to take him down to the hospital. Must have been bad water. But he recovered.<br />

Kenneth removed the snakeskin sweatband from inside the hat, and when he returned to<br />

Washington, he went down to G Street, near the White House, to call on Lewis Saltz of Lewis and<br />

Thomas Saltz, the pre-eminent men's clothiers in the city at that time. He explained about this hat,<br />

fashioned from the quills of three peacocks [the word is again SHDFRFNV], and asked that Saltz<br />

block the hat to his head size and put a black band around the outside, with a leather band around the<br />

inside, to make it a formal panama hat. Saltz said he had never heard of such a thing. He feared that<br />

blocking would ruin the hat. But Kenneth said he thought the thing was practically indestructible and<br />

asked that it be done. Saltz was reluctant, but Kenneth was such a faithful customer there that he<br />

agreed to do it. Mr. Saltz took the hat up to New York and entrusted it to a hat man to block there.<br />

This didn't take long. There was a hat conference going on in New York at the time, and when the<br />

hat came back down to Saltz in Washington, Lewis was so impressed by it that he put it on exhibit at<br />

the hat convention. It was beautiful. [The hat was a pale, pale yellow with a translucent quality.]<br />

Saltz offered a hundred dollars to anyone who could guess what the hat was made of. It looked as<br />

though it were made of plastic because it was shiny. Many people wrote what they thought the<br />

material was, but no one guessed. The hundred dollars was safe. Saltz also had a picture of himself<br />

holding the hat, as the person who had had the hat blocked, with Kenneth as the owner, and he had<br />

this picture put into a hat catalogue. Kenneth began to get mail from hat stores hither and yon asking<br />

him if they could become outlets for these hats. But there was only one! As far as Kenneth knows, it<br />

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was the only one in the United States—the only one in the Western Hemisphere!<br />

And then Saltz put the hat in his store window, identifying it as what it was and Kenneth as<br />

the owner. It stayed on exhibit there for several months.<br />

Finally, one day, Kenneth called on him and said that he would like to have his hat now, so<br />

Lewis sent someone down to bring it up to his office. Kenneth asked how much he owed on the hat.<br />

"Owe me?" Saltz said. "I should owe you!" He said he had much fun with this thing, and<br />

furthermore, it had brought considerable interest in his hat department. He was grateful. No charge.<br />

Kenneth wore that hat on his next trip around the world, and for many years after that. It<br />

presently sits in a box up in the attic. "It's as good as ever. I could put it on and wear it out anytime I<br />

wanted to."<br />

5<br />

31:50 In either 1950 or 1953, Kenneth purchased a Patek Philippe watch in Bangkok. He thinks it<br />

probably was in 1953. While he was in Bangkok, he told his friends—he had many friends there—<br />

that he would like to buy a fine watch. The Thai would like to have given him a watch, "but I<br />

couldn't take my little graft and corruption that way. I had to buy it." They laughed and took him to<br />

a jewelry store, and he was shown the finest watch they had, an eighteen-carot gold Patek Philippe<br />

watch with an eighteen-carot gold wrist band. He could have it for $400. The price on it was a<br />

$1000 or more at the time, but Kenneth didn't know that. Kenneth said okay, though he had a feeling<br />

that something was being rigged here. He knew it was the finest watch made at the time. It was<br />

hand-made. So he paid his $400. "And they all were laughing and banging my back and off we<br />

went. Great pals!" Kenneth wore the watch for the next thirty years, until he finally gave it to Kip in<br />

1986. He had it appraised at this point, and the value was put at $4600. A new one today is $8000.<br />

In 1953, Kenneth was awarded the Order of Exalted White Elephant by the Thai government,<br />

here in Washington. The ambassador was Pot Sarasin. Kenneth had returned from his trip to<br />

Thailand by now. The Thai were friendly with him, but at the same time afraid of him, in a sense,<br />

because they felt he knew too much. They weren't sure he was their friend. "But they always felt<br />

that they came out better in my dealings with them than they would with anybody else." So Pot<br />

Sarasin and he became good friends. He was the son of a Chinese doctor who had become a<br />

Christian and had studied medicine in this country and had gotten rich because during famine times<br />

he would treat patients who paid him in terms of land. Pot inherited all that land, in the plains area,<br />

the richest rice-growing part of Thailand. Pot himself was rich. The Thai wanted to show their<br />

appreciation to Kenneth and to a couple of other people. One was General Walter Bedell Smith, and<br />

the other was Admiral Radford, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who had been influential in<br />

Thai affairs. Smith used to live at the corner of 44th and Garfield Streets, a few blocks from the<br />

Landons.<br />

The ceremony was held at the Thai embassy. Kenneth stood next to the other two men in a<br />

line. Things started with the more senior in rank, naturally. Smith and Radford were made first class<br />

White Elephants. "Then they came to me. Well, I wasn't a general. They couldn't give me the same<br />

ranking of White Elephant with these two luminaries. But they wanted to give me a good one. So<br />

they made me a third class White Elephant. When they made me a third class White Elephant,<br />

Walter Bedell Smith was standing beside me, and out of the side of his mouth, he said, 'Landon, don't<br />

feel too bad about being a third class White Elephant. Don't forget, Landon, the bigger the elephant,<br />

the bigger the ass!' Well, he had been a corporal, with a voice that carried, and it went through the<br />

room. Well, people just shook. Me standing there, solemn-faced, and Bedell Smith looking as<br />

though he hadn't said a word. And then the colonels got some other decoration. Not White Elephant.<br />

White Elephant was the top decoration given by the Thai government to foreigners at that time."<br />

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6<br />

39:00 Margaret remembers that, after the Thai-British negotiations in 1946, the Thai government<br />

had wanted to give Kenneth something in appreciation, but knew he wouldn't take anything of value.<br />

At that time, there was a law or practice that fine statues of the Buddha could not be taken out of the<br />

country. So what they did was typically Thai. They had an expert, Lung Boribon (SP?), the head of<br />

the museum, choose three truly fine buddhas<br />

Kenneth interrupts to describe the three buddhas, which have been in the house at 4711 since<br />

1946. One is very rare, a pitsunlok (SP?) buddha, with the flame intact on the top of the buddha's<br />

head. Every Thai who has ever seen it has commented on this. They have never seen one with the<br />

flame intact like that. The second is a gold buddha with a plaque set in front of it which explains<br />

what it is, gives its date, Kenneth's name, and who gave it to him. The third is a small, personal<br />

buddha, a travelling buddha, which had been the personal buddha of Lung Boribon himself, and<br />

which is the oldest of the three. It has no flame on top, but a button.<br />

The way it was arranged was that, while the man whose name appeared on the plaque and<br />

who had owned the buddha as a family heirloom from many generations back couldn't sell it to<br />

Kenneth, Kenneth could JLYH him a sum of money which they agreed on, and he could JLYH Kenneth<br />

the buddha, as two discrete, unrelated gifts. It was this sort of casuistry. The same arrangement was<br />

made with Lung Boribon. Then Kenneth could take the buddhas out of the country. They granted<br />

him that special privilege.<br />

In fact, Kenneth brought the three buddhas out by diplomatic pouch, so he could have done it<br />

anyway, he says. But they knew he was doing it. It was their expression of appreciation for his role<br />

in the negotiations to end the state of war between the British and the Siamese.<br />

Margaret tells of the time the Japanese invaded Thailand, and many Westerners were fleeing.<br />

The British Consul General in Chiang Mai at the time was a man named Thomas Byrd, a rude,<br />

arrogant man. After the war, he headed the British in the British-Thai negotiations. The Japanese had<br />

invaded in the south, so the Western missionaries and the British teak people were able to escape to<br />

the north. There was a railway that took them part of the way. Margaretta Wells and her family were<br />

part of it, and has told the story many times since. From the end of the railroad, they had to walk, so<br />

they walked the rest of the way into Burma. But Byrd, the British Consul, had a car. Beside the<br />

road, sitting, there was Hugh McCain, who was crippled and could not walk. Anyone who could<br />

walk was walking. If they had a car, they would drive as far as they could in the car, then abandon it<br />

and walk the rest of the way. Byrd had room in his car but drove right by and left McCain there.<br />

"And not a person of that whole aggregation that went out ever forgot it or ever forgave him for it."<br />

Margaretta and Ken had a beautiful set of sterling silver in Chiang Mai. Missionaries were<br />

told when they went out not to take fine silver with them; it was too much of a temptation to the<br />

servants. Margaretta's father, who was a justice of the Supreme Court in North Dakota, gave them a<br />

magnificent set of sterling silver as a wedding gift, and so they brought it with them. The Wells had<br />

a special buffet made to store and lock the silver in, and after dinner parties they washed the silver<br />

themselves. When they fled the Japanese, they couldn't carry the silver with them, so they left it<br />

behind.<br />

Ken was headmaster of the boy's school in Chiang Mai, a high school called Prince Royals<br />

<strong>College</strong>. When the Wells fled Chiang Mai, the teachers at the high school went out secretly at night,<br />

dug a deep pit, and put the Wells' buffet and silver in it. A marvellous thing to do. Margaretta told<br />

Margaret years later that all they lost was one teaspoon.<br />

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49:45 In 1954 John Foster Dulles instituted a new policy in the State Department. This had to do<br />

with a man named Wriston, a prominent educator and banker. He was an advisor to Dulles on the<br />

organization of the Department.<br />

When Dulles came in, he had everyone meet out in back of the Department. That was in<br />

1953, when the Eisenhower administration began. There were probably 800 to 1000 people all<br />

gathered there. The big addition to the Department hadn't been built yet, and they were all assembled<br />

outside where the addition now stands. Dulles came out and made a speech of welcome, spoke of<br />

always being available to them, "blah blah blah, the usual comments that a guy makes that he doesn't<br />

mean." Then he turned to walk back into the Department. Well, Doug MacArthur, the nephew of the<br />

famous Douglas MacArthur and a Foreign Service officer and very high up in the Department, was<br />

right beside Dulles. "I was about two steps behind them. And Foster Dulles said to Doug, 'My God,<br />

Doug, I didn't know we had all WKHVH people! What do we do with them! What do they do! I can't<br />

think of anything! Why, Doug, I can run our foreign affairs with a staff of twelve! That's all I need.<br />

I don't need all these people!' And I thought, Well, there you've got another Secretary of State that<br />

needs to be educated. He'll find out."<br />

Wriston was the president of Brown University. A wealthy man, a banker. Wriston<br />

concocted the idea of ending the traditional organization of the State Department, which was<br />

fashioned after the British pattern, namely a home staff which was holding the reins of government<br />

and a foreign staff who were out in the field. Two different services that were paid differently.<br />

Separately paid, and separately organized. There were departmental officers, and foreign service<br />

officers. Kenneth was a departmental officer. The departmental officers were specialists in their<br />

area. Kenneth had expert knowledge of Southeast Asia, spoke several of the languages, and so on.<br />

Wriston said that this was not efficient. People who were always in the departmental offices went<br />

stale. The Department needed to have those foreign service officers who came in from the field to<br />

take over the departmental jobs because they were fresh from the field, with the latest knowledge, the<br />

greatest expertise. The idea was to integrate the two divisions. Everyone would be Foreign Service.<br />

Those who have been departmental would be called Foreign Service Reserves or FSR's. Dulles<br />

bought the idea, and a directive came out to all departmental officers above the rank of GS-7.<br />

Kenneth was at the top of GS-15. All of them were to be integrated into the Foreign Service as<br />

FSR's. They might eventually, if they proved to be qualified and satisfactory, become full-fledged<br />

Foreign Service Officers. They had to prove themselves. "Well, I had no interest in becoming a<br />

Foreign Service Officer or a Foreign Service Reserve Officer, because when you're in the Foreign<br />

Service, it doesn't matter what your expertise is. You may be an expert on Burma, and you may be<br />

sent to Moscow. Or to Tegugicalpa. Or any old place. You never know where you're going to be<br />

sent. You just say, 'Yes, sir,' and you pick up your baggage and go, kit and kaboodle, family, kids,<br />

and everything. The people who were in the Foreign Service chose it because they liked that kind of<br />

life. Now I wasn't about to do that. I wasn't that kind." When this came out as an order, it was also<br />

indicated in the order that any officer of rank above GS-7 who chose not to become an FSR could<br />

remain in the existing position but could not hope for a rise in position in the Department. This was<br />

incentive to make the move. You were guaranteed career failure otherwise. "Well I wasn't interested<br />

in becoming a success. So I didn't make a move. And I began to look around to see how I could<br />

solve my situation."<br />

That was when Kenneth found out about the Psychological Strategy Board, which met in the<br />

little building on the corner of Jackson Place and Pennsylvania Avenue, opposite the White House. It<br />

was going to be "transmogrified" into the action arm of the National Security Council, the highest<br />

advisory council in the U.S. government to the President. "So I thought, Well, maybe I can get into<br />

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that racket." Kenneth went over and found out who was in charge, a man named Elmer Staats. He<br />

had been in government and had tired of the routine economic work he had been doing, resigned,<br />

joined Marshall Fields at a high level, and had now been called back into government as someone<br />

acceptable to both Republicans and Democrats to head up the transmogrified Psychological Strategy<br />

Board. He got along very well up on the Hill and so was a natural for the position. Kenneth called<br />

on him, told him who he was, and applied for a position. Staats said he was just setting up his staff,<br />

and asked what Kenneth's area was. When Kenneth told him, Staats said, "Well, aren't you rather<br />

limited?" Kenneth answered, "No, I'm not rather limited because I can move either across southern<br />

Asia into the India area, because I have studied both Sanskrit and Pali, the classic languages, and I'm<br />

completely familiar with the Indian and South Asian scene, but also I speak Chinese, so I'm very<br />

useful in Chinese affairs as well." Kenneth told him of his missionary background and asserted again<br />

that he could be very useful in anything having to do with South and Southeast Asia. The interview<br />

ended; Kenneth went on his way; a short time passed; and then Staats called him in and said that he<br />

had decided to put Kenneth in charge of the area from Afghanistan to Vietnam to Indonesia.<br />

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HOUR 80<br />

Session #55 continued September 9, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Elizabeth Amsler,<br />

Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIB150) Kenneth continues on moving to the OCB. Staats asked Kenneth if he thought he<br />

could cover the entire area from Afghanistan to Indonesia, and Kenneth answered, "Yes, with no<br />

problem at all. I even understand quite a little bit of Malay for the Indonesia-Malay area." Staats<br />

said that he had picked the best qualified man he could find for the job, and so it was a deal. He told<br />

Kenneth to have his executive officer get in touch with Staats' executive officer to arrange the<br />

transfer.<br />

Kenneth knew he would have trouble with Walter Robertson "because he and I had little setto's<br />

now and then." So Kenneth never called on Robertson or informed him of what he was doing.<br />

He went to the executive officer and told him what the arrangement was and who to get in touch with<br />

in the White House, and who was in charge of things, Jimmy Lay, who was the secretary for the<br />

National Security Council under the President and who reported directly to the President. So the<br />

executive officer agreed to undertake the transfer. He never questioned whether Robertson had<br />

approved it. He took it for granted that Robert knew and had approved; otherwise, how could<br />

Kenneth go about it? Kenneth never mentioned what he was doing to another soul in the<br />

Department. The arrangements were made, all completed, signed, and sealed within a short time,<br />

with no one in the Department knowing.<br />

Appointments of this sort generally dragged on for months while background checks were<br />

being made. The White House executive officer told the Department man that it would be at least<br />

four months before Kenneth was cleared and could be moved. That was on a Tuesday. He called<br />

Kenneth on Friday and said, "My God, you're already cleared!" Kenneth asked how, and the man<br />

said he had called to clear Kenneth with the CIA and found that they had a file about a foot thick on<br />

him over there. "You're one of their founding fathers, and they've said, 'Oh, he's cleared.' So you're<br />

cleared!" The whole thing took about three days.<br />

Robertson found out about it at that point, when the thing was done. Robertson called<br />

Kenneth up, full of fury. He didn't want Kenneth to leave. He KDG to have him there. Kenneth was<br />

the "linchpin" and so on and so forth. Kenneth thanked him but said that he did QRW want to become a<br />

Foreign Service Officer. "We shook hands on it, cordially, or uncordially, and I went back to my<br />

desk."<br />

A few days later, not yet having moved, Kenneth was up in the executive dining room,<br />

lunching with Max Bishop, who was going out to a foreign post. Max had once been named Max<br />

Schwartz, but had changed his name. Across the room, there was Walter Robertson and John Foster<br />

Dulles. All of a sudden Robertson called to Kenneth saying, "Hey, Ken, come on over here! Foster<br />

wants to talk to you." "So I got up, and I walked over, and I stood there. Here's Foster Dulles and<br />

Walter Robertson, and here's Ken Landon, standing there, and I said, 'Yes, Mr. Secretary.' He said,<br />

'Walter tells me that you're leaving the Department. We don't want you to leave the Department!<br />

What are you leaving the Department for? We need you here. Why are you doing it?' 'Well,' I said,<br />

'I'm just co-operating with your high policy.' '0\ high policy! I don't have any "high policy" to get<br />

rid of you!' 'Oh,' I said, 'but I'm co-operating with it because you have announced that people in my<br />

position must become FSR's. And as I don't wish to become an FSR, I am co-operating with your<br />

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high policy and getting out, because you've also announced that if I stayed in my present position, I<br />

could never hope for advancement.' And I said, 'I might be perfectly willing to spend the rest of my<br />

life on the Thai desk, because I'm perfectly happy there, but if someone tells me I can't be anything<br />

EXW a Thai officer on the Thai desk, then I don't care to be an officer on the Thai desk. So I'm leaving<br />

the Department. Doesn't that make sense and co-operate with your policy, Mr. Secretary?'"<br />

Dulles responded with a loud, guttural sound, as if coughing. "That's all he said. That's literally all<br />

he said." Kenneth makes the coughing sound again. The two men turned away from him, and<br />

Kenneth went back to his lunch with Max Bishop.<br />

"But I knew Foster Dulles very well, and I had set up dinner parties at his house." Kenneth<br />

set one up for Malcolm McDonald, who was the Commissioner General for the British for all of<br />

South Asia. "I knew Malcolm McDonald very well from Singapore days, where he'd been<br />

Commissioner General there and had slept with all the girls over in Sumatra and entertained them<br />

with theater. I was with him in the theater when the girls were there. They were all bare-breasted.<br />

But when he came to town here, why, I made him my pigeon to set up a dinner party for him with<br />

Foster Dulles, Secretary of State." Kenneth had to be up on the protocol, and make sure all the<br />

placecards were right, and all the right guests were there. "As I was leaving, all dressed up in my<br />

tuxedo, you, my beloved boy [speaking to Kip], said to me, 'Dad, where are you going?' 'Well, I'm<br />

going out to dinner with the Secretary of State, John Foster Dulles.' 'Oh. Well why are you going<br />

there?' 'Well, I'm working.' 'Working?!' you said. 'Yes.' 'Do you get paid for it?' 'No.' 'Well, Dad,<br />

you mean to say you're going out to work at night like this, and you aren't going to get paid for it?'<br />

'No,' I said, 'it's just part of my regular job.' 'Well, I think that's a rotten shame! You oughta get paid<br />

for going out to dinner at the Secretary of State's!'"<br />

Kenneth was the first one there, of course. Then Dulles and his wife arrived to await their<br />

guests. Kenneth thought it might amuse them to hear the story of what Kip had said, so he told them<br />

the story. But Mrs. Dulles was not amused. She was insulted. And Foster Dulles looked at her and<br />

looked at Kenneth and made a wry face.<br />

2<br />

8:21 On the purpose of the OCB. The Operations Co-ordinating Board was the action or<br />

operational arm of the National Security Council, which was set up under Presidential directive. The<br />

OCB, as the adjunct of the NSC, was also under the Presidential directive. The NSC itself was a<br />

committee of the highest officers of the government dealing with security matters, the Secretary of<br />

Defense, the Secretary of State, the head of the CIA, and any other officers of that cabinet level.<br />

Under them there were the National Security Board assistants, who did the leg work for their bosses.<br />

They were very powerful people too, very influential in their agencies. They represented the interests<br />

of their agencies and wrote all the papers for their bosses that they had to deal with at the NSC when<br />

a security problem came up of national significance.<br />

They conceived the idea of turning the Psychological Strategy Board into an organization<br />

which would follow up on the policy decisions made by the President on the advice of the National<br />

Security Council. "We were supposed to see to it that the President's orders got carried out, so that I<br />

had to know what every agency and every embassy was up to in connection with Presidential orders,<br />

from Kabul to Saigon to Djakarta. And I had committees, and every committee was by country. I<br />

was not the chairman of any of these committees. I was the working horse. And the chairman of all<br />

these committees were the political desk officers in the State Department. And each committee<br />

would have the State Department chairman and then representatives from the CIA, the USIA, AID,<br />

Treasury, etc., etc., the Pentagon, and so on. And I was the guy that did the paperwork and saw to it<br />

they knew what the problems were, if any. And we had to put up operational plans. So I had lots of<br />

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committees, one per country. And I also had, I always said, the finest outdoor work in the<br />

government because I travelled around to all of these government agencies to be sure that I was in<br />

touch with the responsible officers who were engaged in operations. So I moved around. I really<br />

knew everybody in town in my area, that dealt with South and Southeast Asia. And I had easy access<br />

everywhere I went because I was working under a Presidential organization.<br />

"We developed operational plans for every country under these policy plans, and we had<br />

policy papers that we worked from that were provided by the staff of the National Security Council.<br />

Those were the Board assistants. They had to turn their papers out. I was turning out my papers,<br />

other officers turning out theirs on Latin America and Africa and wherever. So there was a lot of<br />

paperwork. And lots of committees. Lots of action. Whether anything DFWXDOO\ happened or not was<br />

another matter, with bureaucracy. It depends on whether people do things or whether they don't.<br />

"Well, this went on until the Kennedy administration. And when Kennedy came in, the two<br />

operating officers were McGeorge Bundy and Walt Rostow, who moved right in to the quarters<br />

where we were established in the Executive Office Building. Now the first year, when I had gone to<br />

the OCB, my office was in that building where the Psychological Strategy Board had been, on<br />

Jackson Place. And I carried the biggest living thing in the Department of State over there, which<br />

was my tree, my avocado tree, which stood all the way up to the ceiling in a tub." Four Foreign<br />

Service officers lugged the thing over with him. "I had my pals all with me."<br />

Kip asks if Kenneth had started the tree from an avocado seed in his pantry—because<br />

Margaret and Kenneth did sprout a number of avocado seeds. "I didn't start it! An old maid started<br />

it! Shows you what a guy can do with an old maid. She fructified that thing!" When she retired, she<br />

asked Kenneth if he would take care of it, and he said sure. It was already pretty big, growing in a<br />

pot. Kenneth got a tub, made of teakwood, and hauled in buckets of dirt to fill it. "You should have<br />

seen the security guards look at me when I came in with a bucket of dirt!" The avocado tree loved<br />

that tub of dirt, and proceeded to grow all the way to the ceiling. "And that was the tree that Nixon<br />

sat under when he had his briefings, when he was Vice President under Eisenhower, that first year,<br />

you see, when I was still in the Department. He had his briefings in my office. That was when<br />

Nixon sat there and looked at that tiger's head ashtray, amongst various other barbaric things I had<br />

hanging around, cloths, and knickknacks from Southeast Asia, and paintings." The two paintings<br />

presently in Kenneth's bedroom were then hanging in his office. Nixon had briefings from everybody<br />

concerned with every country he was going to visit in his trip, India, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and so<br />

on, including a briefing from Kenneth on Thailand. "He had all that briefing sitting in my office, in<br />

my leather chair, under my avocado tree!"<br />

3<br />

15:09 The tiger skull. "I had been very active in establishing the Siamese underground operation in<br />

World War II. And then I got, in a sense, demoted in favor of Abbot Low Moffat, who became my<br />

boss. I didn't care about that much anyway. He didn't know anything. And I wasn't very much<br />

concerned about advancement." At the end of the war, when Pridi came to this country, he had gifts<br />

to give to people, and one of them was this tiger skull, which he gave to Moffat. He had another one<br />

that he gave to Admiral Merry Miles. The tiger skull ashtray had sideburns of silver and a tongue of<br />

gold. The earholes held little cups for cigars. The eyes were for cigarettes, "with a cobra rampant up<br />

the back holding the matches! Oh, it was the most barbaric, exotic ashtray you ever laid eyes on. It<br />

was a gigantic Bengal tiger skull, with all the teeth showing in a snarl. A beautiful, ugly thing."<br />

Moffat took his home, and his wife threw it out. So he brought it to the office. Then in 1946, Moffat<br />

told Kenneth to get out of Southeast Asian affairs. "There's no future in it," he said. He himself left,<br />

and abandoned his tiger skull. No one else wanted it, so Kenneth kept it in his office. The engraving<br />

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in the skull, of course, was to Moffat, honoring him for all that he did to help the Thai resistance<br />

movement against the Japanese. "Hell, he never had anything to do with it." But being the boss, he<br />

got it.<br />

"So here it was, and Nixon looked at it. And before he went on his trip, he said to me,<br />

'Landon,' he said, 'when I get to Bangkok, I'm going to get a tiger skull ashtray bigger than yours.<br />

You see if I don't."<br />

Nixon made his trip and came back to his debriefing up on the executive level where the<br />

Secretary was. There was a big long room with perhaps "a hundred of us monkeys standing around<br />

the wall, and the bigshots at the table," the Secretary and the Assistant Secretaries, and Nixon. "And<br />

he stood at the end of the room, at the end of the table, to give his debriefing. And it was brilliant.<br />

Nixon was a brilliant man. He didn't have a note. He debriefed himself. It went on, oh, I would say,<br />

the best part of two hours. It was just brilliant. Analytical. Comprehensive. Plain. And while doing<br />

it, his eye caught mine. '<strong>LANDON</strong>!!' he said. 'I TOLD YOU I'D GET A BIGGER ONE THAN<br />

YOURS, AND I DID!!' And then he went right on with his debriefing. Well this place was just<br />

absolutely stunned with this comment.. You can imagine what happened when he was through and<br />

we all began to go. They just pounced on me wanting to know what it was he got one of that was<br />

bigger than what I had. Well, hah, I wouldn't tell them. I was just mysterious. Oh, and Nixon<br />

invited me to come up and see it, and I did. And it was a big one, and I saw it."<br />

Pridi also presented a tiger skull ashtray to Admiral Merry Miles, who had been the chief<br />

intelligence officer for the OSS inside China, who had worked with Dai Li and his intelligence outfit<br />

in China, and who had also been the supervisor for the Thai intelligence operation working out of<br />

China for a period of time until Dai Li began assassinating the Thai agents. Then they had moved<br />

their operation over to Colombo, and had used one of the islands Kenneth had explored when a<br />

missionary as a staging point for moving their agents into Thailand. Kenneth tells again of the<br />

offshore island with its cave inside which you could enter only when the tide was low. Agents could<br />

hide inside before being taken to shore. In any case, Pridi wanted to honor Merry Miles. He had the<br />

Thai military attaché, Karp Kunjara, with a big silver tray, and on it was the tiger skull ashtray, and<br />

over it was a Siamese embroidered cloth. It looked as though it were a bowl, sitting there. So there<br />

they all were, Pridi, Kunjara, Miles, Miles' wife, and an aide standing ready to whip the cloth off the<br />

"bowl" at the right moment. Mrs. Miles was standing next to Kenneth, a lovely woman. "Oh," she<br />

said, "oh, I'm just looking forward to that bowl." And then, the climax came, the cloth was whipped<br />

off, and there was this gaping tiger skull looking right at Mrs. Miles. Reflexively, she sucked in her<br />

breath and exclaimed, "Ohhh!" And then, "Ohhhhhhhh!" as if sighing a long sigh. And then, rising<br />

to the moment, but weakly, "Oh, how marvellous."<br />

Years passed, and in 1966, Kenneth was in northeastern Thailand with the "Philco Ford outfit<br />

as a cover for the Pentagon operation under the Advanced Research Project Agency to set up a<br />

research outfit to make an encyclopedic study of northeastern Thailand for the establishment of<br />

American airbases there, which were already established, actually, to bomb the Ho Chi Minh trail and<br />

various other things." At the end of his period out there, the head of the operation, a man named Bill<br />

Smith, Wilfred Smith, actually, an Air Force Colonel, had a party, and there was a tray, and there was<br />

what looked like a bowl, and there was a cloth over it, and Smith got up and made a speech about<br />

wanting to make this presentation to Landon in special appreciation from the Philco Ford mission.<br />

He went on, rambling, and everyone was enjoying it because they saw Kenneth about to get a bowl<br />

"or something or other." Bill Smith had heard Kenneth's story about Moffat's and Miles' tiger skull<br />

ashtrays. "And the climax came. No bowl. He whipped it off, and there was a tiger skull. Well,<br />

they all howled with laughter because they had heard me give this anecdote about Mrs. Miles, and<br />

Admiral Merry Miles. Well. I said, 'Thank you very much.' And then Bill Smith said, 'Well,<br />

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actually it isn't the tiger skull that's the gift. It's the tray.' He took it off, and handed me the tray,"<br />

which is presently on the table next to Kenneth in the breakfast room, with its inscription to Kenneth.<br />

The tiger skull had been loaned to Smith by a jeweler to assist him with the joke.<br />

The tiger skull Kenneth inherited from Moffat "migrated into our attic into a hatbox."<br />

Margaret thought the thing ought to disappear, and accordingly "I thought it ought to disappear," and<br />

so it disappeared. "And I will not tell you where it is today. Or what happened to it."<br />

4<br />

25:30 In 1958, Marshall Sarit of Thailand came to dinner at 4711. Margaret explains that his wife<br />

had not come to this country with him. She set up a dinner party. Sarit wasn't Prime Minister yet,<br />

but he was the most powerful man in the kingdom, Kenneth says, along with a man named Prupot<br />

(SP?) and a man named Pao. Pao was still the chief of the police, and Sarit was the head of the army.<br />

Margaret had a maid at the time to help. And she ordered some things from a caterer. Margaret and<br />

Ethel roasted a turkey and stuffed it with wild rice. There were eight to ten people in Sarit's party,<br />

most of them men. The food was set out as a buffet in the dining room. "We had the porch in those<br />

days, so we had trays." [The porch was later converted into Kenneth's office.] Sarit didn't eat anything but<br />

the turkey and the wild rice stuffing. "He just loved it," Kenneth says. "He just gorged on it.<br />

"And then, it was still light out, and we went out to sit on the porch, and it was just toward<br />

dusk." It was summer, and it was light until close to nine o'clock. "And we stood on the porch, and<br />

the birds were still in the trees, and as we stood there, a possum came out from under the porch into<br />

the backyard, and sat down and scratched himself. He was a big fat possum about like this."<br />

Kenneth gestures. "And with a little pink tail. And he looked up at us. And Marshall Sarit said,<br />

'Mah ja wui! Nanalai? (SP?) (What's that thing?)' I said, 'That's an opossum. You don't have<br />

opossums in your country. But we have opossums. In the South, they like to hunt for opossums, and<br />

chase them, and chase them up a tree sometimes, and catch them, and cook them, and they're very fat.<br />

But if you like possums, well, you like possums.' And he said, 'Is he wild or is he tame?' And I said,<br />

'He's wild.' 'Well,' he said, 'is he afraid of you?' I said, 'No.' 'He lives with you here?' I said, 'Yes.'<br />

'And he's not afraid of you?' 'No.' 'And he's wild?' 'Yes.' 'Mah ja wui!' And the opossum finished<br />

scratching and trotted on up the back steps and into the bushes and disappeared.<br />

"Well, we stepped out into the yard, just about to step out into the yard, when a mother<br />

chipmunk with five kittens behind her walked from one side of the steps, the hedge, across into the<br />

hedge the other side of the steps, followed by the kittens, and disappeared out of sight. 'Uh!<br />

Nanalai? Heh! Doosi? Nanalai? (SP?) (What are those things?)' 'Oh,' I said, 'those are chipmunks.<br />

Ground squirrels.' 'Hoh! They live here with you?' 'Yes,' I said, 'they do.' 'Hah, are they wild, or are<br />

they tame?' 'They're wild.' 'Are they afraid of you?' 'No,' I said, 'you can see they are quite content.<br />

They know we're here. They're not afraid of us.' 'Mah ja wui!'<br />

"So then we walked out into the backyard. And the birds were still twittering to the left.<br />

They hadn't flown away. They had suet there, and things. He saw the squirrels up in the trees. So<br />

then he and I walked around farther and out to the back steps, and he walked ahead of me going up<br />

the back steps. And he got almost to the top, and his head and shoulders were above the ground<br />

level, and he stopped. He never moved. He just stood there. And I was behind him, about two steps<br />

down. And he said, "Heh, doosi? Mas, neolai? (SP?)' Well, I got up beside him, and I took a peek,<br />

and it was a great big fat rabbit about this big, crouched there looking right at Marshall Sarit, chewin'<br />

his cud." Kenneth makes chewing noises. He said, 'Eh! Neolai?' I said, 'You know what that is.<br />

That's a tegra (SP?), that's a rabbit. You've got rabbits. My wife was born in the year of the rabbit.'<br />

'Does he live here with you?' I said, 'Yes.' 'Is he wild or is he tame?' 'He's wild,' I said. 'Is he afraid<br />

of you?' 'Well, no,' I said, 'you can see that. He isn't even afraid of \RX.' 'Mah ja wui!'<br />

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"And he turned around, and he looked at me, and he said, 'I understand you now. You have<br />

the heart of a monk. You have the heart of a monk, just like a Buddhist monk. Mah ja wui!'<br />

"And we walked back into the house. He was impressed."<br />

Two years later, Kenneth travelled to Bangkok. Sarit was Prime Minister by then. His aide<br />

met Kenneth at the airport at one o'clock in the morning and reported to Kenneth that the Prime<br />

Minister expected him for breakfast at seven o'clock. Kenneth stayed with Ken Wells. He didn't<br />

want to stay at the embassy at that time. He could have, but didn't choose to. He had to send word,<br />

however, to the embassy that he had been invited by the Prime Minister to breakfast. He had to get<br />

the word specifically to Leonard Unger, who was the DCM, the Deputy Chief of Mission. The<br />

ambassador, Alex Johnson, was on home leave. Unger was the chargé. Ken wrote a message and<br />

asked his driver to take it to the embassy and give it urgently for the urgent and immediate attention<br />

of the chargé d'affaires. He had to have the guard rouse Unger and alert him to this, which he did.<br />

Also, in the message, Unger was asked to send his official car to pick Kenneth up. "You see, I was<br />

doing what was appropriate, namely, I would not call on a Prime Minister where there was an<br />

embassy without an embassy officer there." That changed when Henry Kissinger became Secretary<br />

of State. He would go places sometimes without informing the ambassador. He went to Moscow and<br />

met with the Soviets, "and Jake Beam, who was the ambassador and a very old friend of mine, didn't<br />

even know. I wouldn't perform that way."<br />

Unger turned up with the official car, looking very sleepy, wondering what was going on.<br />

Kenneth, of course, didn't know. They went to Sarit's office "where he was having an official<br />

breakfast with Ken Landon. Well, we went into his office. He was a big, heavyset, fat man with a<br />

snub nose. And we greeted each other, and gave each other a big hug, and things like that.."<br />

Margaret interrupts to say that the incident with the animals so impressed Sarit with Kenneth's<br />

integrity that from that time on he trusted him completely. Kip asks if this has to do with the<br />

Buddhist belief that the animals always know the truth about a person. And Kenneth confirms, "The<br />

animals always know. Well, anyway, his office was brilliantly illuminated. Blindingly illuminated.<br />

Well, we went in, and we had breakfast, and we drank coffee, and we talked, and then the Prime<br />

Minister reminisced about his visit to Washington. And he reminisced about the fine dinner he had<br />

with Mem Landon. And he reminisced about standing at the back porch, and he recounted his<br />

encounter with the opossum, and his encounter with the birds, and his encounter with the chipmunks<br />

and the five kits, and the squirrels in the trees. And he recounted the fact that there was this rabbit.<br />

And that they were all wild. And that they were living with Landon. And that they were not afraid of<br />

him. And he said it was a memorable experience. And he just wanted to let me know that he still<br />

remembered it, and we were great friends.<br />

"The lights began to dim. It came back to more normal lighting. I wondered why. And I<br />

didn't find out until I got to the embassy, and the phones were ringing off the hook. I had been on<br />

television. And the Prime Minister had been saying all this on television. And I had so many<br />

invitations to call on high officers of state, it would just knock your eye out. And dinners and<br />

everything they were trying to lay on. Because why? Because I had just been baptized and made<br />

highly desirable by the Prime Minister himself." Kenneth laughs. "It was quite an experience. And<br />

he asked me to—he knew where I was going. He wanted to know where I was going, and I told him.<br />

I was going up to Vientiane, over to Phnom Penh, going on over to Saigon, and then back to<br />

Bangkok. And he asked me if I would come back and meet him again when I got back from Saigon,<br />

which I did, and gave him a debriefing on everything I'd seen. He wanted my views on the situations<br />

in those countries. And I shared with him. And he trusted me. It was a funny relationship. It really<br />

was."<br />

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5<br />

39:06 While Kenneth was in Bangkok, there were "firebugs." Fires were being set for insurance<br />

purposes in different parts of Bangkok. People would burn down their own building and then collect<br />

on the insurance. Sarit called in the police and told them to catch the firebug, the next time there was<br />

a fire, and then call him. He would deal with it. So, there was another big fire. Lots of buildings<br />

burned. They caught the firebug. "There are no secrets in that country." And they called the Prime<br />

Minister, who jumped in his car, with a cavalcade. "He always went with a cavalcade." He drove<br />

over, and in public, on camera, had the firebug brought before him. He made a speech in which he<br />

said he would not tolerate any further fires or any further firebugs. And the punishment would be<br />

death. And he would administer it personally. And he would begin with this particular firebug. And<br />

he drew his gun out of his holster at his hip and shot the man dead right then and there in the street. It<br />

was on television all over the country, and there were no more fires. "And I said to him, I said, 'Well,<br />

you certainly solved the fire problem.' 'Ho,' he said, 'I didn't care anything about that. I was teaching<br />

my political opponents a lesson. They're not going to monkey with me.' No one did.<br />

"I have a book down in the basement in Siamese which is replete with the mistresses, the mia<br />

noi (SP?), the lesser wives or females that he had in his entourage, with their pictures and their<br />

residences. And he treated them all fairly. Every last one he set up in a house with a Mercedes Benz<br />

and a swimming pool and servants, and they were there at his convenience. And no one ever knew at<br />

night where Marshall Sarit was going to sleep, so he would be a hard man to assassinate. And he had<br />

mistresses all over the city. And he treated them all alike, very fairly, and this book lists about sixty<br />

of them, I guess. It's down in our basement, in our collection, for <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong>!" Kenneth<br />

laughs uproariously. "That's a joke, isn't it?"<br />

Peggy shares memories from when Margaret was writing Anna. She remembers living with<br />

Adelle in <strong>Wheaton</strong> in her upstairs apartment after Margaret and Kenneth decided not to return to the<br />

field. There was no income. Then Margaret won the Redbook letter-writing contest, when Peggy<br />

was in the seventh grade. She recalls the bedroom set and the coat Margaret bought for her with that<br />

money.<br />

After they moved to Richmond, Indiana in 1939, they lived in one house for a year and then<br />

moved across the street. Off the living room in that second house, there was a sunroom, and<br />

Margaret had a beautiful new mahogany desk with side drawers, "and I remember Mother sitting in<br />

there, writing."<br />

Then in the summer of 1942, they moved to Washington to join Kenneth. Margaret stayed<br />

behind to pack and take care of the moving itself. Carol, Bill, and Peggy rode with Kenneth in the<br />

black Chevrolet to Washington. They stopped at a gas station in the night and spent the night in the<br />

car, waiting for morning. Gas was rationed, and to save gas, Kenneth would put the clutch in at the<br />

top of each hill and coast down the hill. A month later, Margaret came.<br />

Peggy remembers the day that Margaret and Kenneth announced that they were going to have<br />

another baby. "And Bill and I were so excited! We were going to have a baby in the family! And<br />

Mother was so shocked at our pleasure she couldn't believe it. Her face was absolutely<br />

dumbfounded. She thought we would be upset that she was going to have another baby. And we<br />

were just thrilled." Margaret was working on the book, of course. Peggy was in tenth grade at that<br />

point.<br />

That summer of 1943 was extremely hot. Peggy remembers Margaret sitting at the table in a<br />

voluminous pajama-type dress to try to keep cool. Peggy remembers doing a lot of cooking. "I guess<br />

I was helpful." She was doing the family ironing, and every Saturday she cleaned house. Bill<br />

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to keep cool.<br />

When Margaret and Kenneth were house-hunting, they had their children look over the<br />

houses they were considering. "And then we came to this one, and we all knew right away this was<br />

it. 4711. It was bright and cheerful and sunny, and it somehow was our home. It was a unanimous<br />

family decision."<br />

Peggy also remembers the time Margaret came home with boxes and bags of clothes for<br />

Peggy. And probably for the other children too.<br />

Peggy recalls that in the 1960's <strong>Wheaton</strong> put on a very simple production of The King and I,<br />

when Margaret travelled out to see it. Peggy's children, Dodie, John, and Bill played children of the<br />

King.<br />

This year, 1988, the <strong>College</strong> theater department in conjunction with the conservatory of music<br />

is putting on the play in a full-fledged production. Given <strong>Wheaton</strong>'s historic opposition to the theater,<br />

this is a significant occasion. Peggy received a call from a professional agency that was doing the<br />

advertizing and promotion for the play. They hoped that Peggy would come to one of the evenings,<br />

at which she would be introduced, and also that she would agree to be interviewed. She wished that<br />

Margaret could do this, but since it is not possible, she will do it for Margaret's sake.<br />

Session #56 November 18, 1988 Kenneth, Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

6<br />

57:53 Kenneth refers to an arrangement of roses in the corner of the room that Phil Bonsal's wife<br />

Margaret sent to Kenneth's Margaret. [Phil was a friend of Kenneth's from the State Department,<br />

and once served as ambassador to Cuba.]<br />

Kenneth tells the story of the painting that presently hangs in his bedroom. It began in the<br />

missionary years, probably 1934 or 1935. Kenneth travelled to Bangkok, and on the trip, he took the<br />

shuttle to Thung Song in order to catch the express, which went to Bangkok. Thung Song was a<br />

small town, but at that time it had the only bank south of Bangkok in all of southern Siam.<br />

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1<br />

0:00 (XIIB705) Kenneth continues on the story of his two paintings. The bank in Thung Song was<br />

used by tin miners and rubber planters. It was a commercial bank. There was no place to go, so<br />

Kenneth hung around the railroad station waiting for the express. He had three or four hours to kill.<br />

So he decided to go out and take a little walk. Kenneth looked down the tracks in both directions,<br />

and to the south, he saw a woman on the railroad tracks, with an easel set up, painting. She was<br />

perhaps a quarter of a mile away. Kenneth walked down the tracks and came up behind her. She was<br />

nicely dressed, painting in strong, bold sweeps of the brush that reminded Kenneth of the way<br />

Matisse painted. Very bold, very strong. The woman looked up, and Kenneth introduced himself,<br />

speaking in Thai. She responded in English. Kenneth assumed that she had just a few sentences of<br />

English, and spoke again in Thai, but the woman informed him that she didn't speak Thai. She spoke<br />

English or Dutch or Indonesian. She was an Indonesian by birth. "A very beautiful young woman,<br />

my gosh. She was beautifully dressed, and beautiful in herself." Kenneth discovered that he knew<br />

her husband, a tin buyer and seller named Yip In Choy. He was a Cantonese, a little short man.<br />

Kenneth would see him from time to time in Trang, and in the years since has hosted him at 4711<br />

here in this country. Kenneth remarked on how bold and strong her painting was, "unusual for a<br />

woman." He said it reminded him of the way Matisse painted and asked her if she had ever<br />

considered going to Paris to study with Matisse or some other painter of that school. She said no.<br />

Kenneth said that she was so skilled already that it might be worth her while. He urged her to think<br />

about it, and she said that she would. After a pleasant conversation, Kenneth left her to her work and<br />

returned to the station, travelling on to Bangkok.<br />

The years passed. The war came. Kenneth travelled to Thailand in 1945. And among the old<br />

friends he looked up while there was Mr. Yip In Choy, the tin buyer. He wasn't thinking of his wife,<br />

but of him. He wanted to find out from him what had happened down south under the Japanese. So<br />

he went and called, and there were the two of them, living in a fine, big house, with lots of servants.<br />

To Kenneth's interest, as he looked around, there were many paintings in the strong Matisse style<br />

done by Mrs. Yip In Choy. Kenneth exclaimed over them. She was delighted. She told him that she<br />

taken his suggestion of ten years before and had spent two years studying in Paris. She had continued<br />

painting right up to the present. Kenneth especially liked her paintings because they were of scenes<br />

typical of Siam. He asked her if it would be possible to buy one of her paintings. Oh, she said, she<br />

had many paintings stored in another room. There wasn't room to hang them all. She invited him to<br />

go back and pick a couple that he liked. He could have them. So he did, picking out the two that<br />

now hang in his bedroom. [Later, he realizes this particular incident must have occurred in 1950.]<br />

One is very strong in the Matisse style, and one is more gentle in its strokes, depicting a little<br />

village area along a canal. Mrs. Yip In Choy would not accept money for them. They were gifts to<br />

an old friend. Kenneth brought the two paintings home and had them framed. For years, the<br />

paintings hung in his office at the State Department.<br />

Again, the years passed. Kenneth retired from government, and then in 1966 went back to<br />

Thailand again under the ARPA of the Pentagon, with the cover of the Philco Ford corporation,<br />

which gave him the silver tray. They also paid him $150 a day plus all expenses, "so I was really<br />

rolling in the dough that period of about three or four months." Kenneth was approached by the<br />

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women's club of Bangkok to give a lecture at one of the meetings of their club. It was a big meeting<br />

at a hotel, and they needed a lecture. They wanted a talk on Margaret and Anna and the King of<br />

Siam On the day appointed, he went to give his talk. They had taken a huge ballroom, and 400 to<br />

500 women were there, filling the place. In his talk, he said he was a great admirer of Bangkok<br />

women and of the women of Siam. He had lived in the country for ten years, and whatnot. And he<br />

said that he remembered one woman in particular for her gift of painting, and he recalled his first<br />

meeting with Mrs. Yip In Choy, and her subsequent time in Paris, and of his later visit with her when<br />

she gave him two paintings. "I'm a great admirer of Mrs. Yip In Choy." He used her name at last.<br />

They all knew who she was before he came to her name, of course. And he said, "I'd love to look her<br />

up." At that, a woman leaped to her feet and shouted, "Here I am! Here I am! Here I am!" jumping<br />

up and down. She was so excited!<br />

Afterward, he and Mrs. Yip In Choy talked for a while, and she said she would like to give a<br />

dinner party in his honor. When the day came for the party, Kenneth was ill with dysentery. He had<br />

been up country and was flown back to Bangkok and taken to the hospital. "I could hardly get away<br />

from a bathroom!" He had to send his apologies, and this upset her terribly because she had made<br />

elaborate arrangements. She thought Kenneth was upstaging her, for some reason or other. He<br />

thinks he finally convinced her. But she was very upset.<br />

2<br />

11:16 During that period, Kenneth had a friend named Norm Hanna with two sons and a wife called<br />

"Eddie," a blithe spirit. Norm was in the political section at the embassy in Bangkok. Later, he<br />

became DCM. Then Norm's wife died. The Hannas had friends named Anderson in the 1950's, and<br />

Mr. Anderson, a businessman, died also. His wife was named Betty. There were three girls. Norm<br />

and Betty didn't see each other for years, but then coincidentally the two of them took their respective<br />

children for a trip to Australia, and happened to run into each other in Singapore. They hit it off so<br />

well they decided to get married. Betty and Norm Hanna retired to Washington, and one day in the<br />

1960's, when Betty was visiting at 4711, Kenneth told her the story of Mrs. Yip In Choy. Betty<br />

remarked that Kenneth was lucky to have a couple of Mrs. Yip In Choy's paintings. They were very<br />

rare and quite expensive. To get one of them was quite an achievement.<br />

Mrs. Yip In Choy's first name was Yukol, pronounced "Yukon."<br />

Kenneth looks at a copy Margaret typed of the inscriptions on the pictures and sees the dates<br />

1948 and 1949, which means that she could not have given them to him in 1946. He realizes that,<br />

while he GLG visit with Mr. Yip In Choy in 1946, the gift of the pictures must have been made during<br />

his trip in 1950.<br />

3<br />

17:18 The classic story of the Siamese wedding in Trang. About 1928-1929. This was a very<br />

important wedding because the Governor, and the Chief Judge, and the prosecuting attorney, and all<br />

the bigwigs of the town were there. Trang was the province center. Kenneth and Margaret were both<br />

invited, but only Kenneth went. The wedding couple were on the second floor. "It was the usual<br />

kind of house built up on stilts, but the first floor around the usual stilts had been enclosed, and it was<br />

used for family purposes, whatever they may be." This was unusual because the Siamese of that day<br />

would never go into a house under a floor where people were walking over their heads. This was<br />

dramatically illustrated in the royal family when the first printing press came, brought in by Dr. Dan<br />

Beach Bradley. He put them under the house. One of the royal princes wanted to come and inspect<br />

this marvellous thing called a printing press, but when he discovered that there was a floor above his<br />

head, he didn't dare go in to look at the thing until he was assured that no one was overhead. The<br />

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house was cleared of everyone overhead. Then he went in to see.<br />

When Margaret and Kenneth first went to Thailand, they were taught never to touch the head<br />

of a person and, when they passed a person, if they were to be polite, they must not loom over the<br />

person but lower their head as a courtesy. Otherwise, they would be insulting the person. Kenneth<br />

recalls the time that he took pictures of King Phumipol at the time of his coronation. To get a shot of<br />

him, Kenneth had to climb on to a nearby balustrade, dressed in his top hat and tails, and someone<br />

took a picture of him doing this, looming above the head of the King. The press the next day<br />

excoriated "that rude foreigner" who knew better and insulted His Majesty by looming over his head<br />

while taking his picture. It was considered very bad manners.<br />

At the wedding, the young couple were kneeling on a dais on the second floor, with their<br />

hands over the edge of the dais. Below their hands were a pair of little, ornate silver buckets of<br />

water, each with a dipper, and the guests would bless the couple by taking some of the holy water and<br />

pouring it over their hands. The water would run back into the buckets. So Kenneth came up the<br />

stairs and came to the couple. There was a whole row of monks near the couple squatting on the<br />

floor and chanting. He took the holy water and blessed the couple's hands. Then he was supposed to<br />

go into the next room, but instead, "for some reason I don't understand myself," he turned and went<br />

back to the head of the stairs and sat down. "Well, up comes the Governor, took a look at me, and<br />

dropped to his knees and crawled past me. And his wife likewise. Then the Chief Judge came along,<br />

dropped to his knees, and crawled past me. And his wife dropped to her knees and crawled past me.<br />

And the public prosecutor, the chief prosecuting attorney, came along, dropped to his knees and<br />

crawled past me. I began to think, 'Ye gods, what's going on here? I've gotta get out of this<br />

situation.' And right behind him was the public prosecutor's very fat, merry wife. She and I were<br />

really good friends. Her husband and I played tennis. And here VKH dropped to her knees, and she<br />

looked at me and groaned. And then she winked at me and she says—" Kenneth continues speaking<br />

in silence, mimicking the woman, who was indicating that he should stand up and move out of the<br />

way. "I stood up. They all stood up and went on their way." He and they all moved into the next<br />

room for drinks and refreshments.<br />

The monks were not actually down on the floor. They were on a dais of their own so that they<br />

were on the same level as the bride and groom. When people walked by them, the people would just<br />

bob their heads politely to the monks and to the bride and groom and go by.<br />

The public prosecutor's wife "was very uncomfortable and very fat, and here she was down on<br />

her knees, trying to crawl in a panung. And you can imagine that big fat bottom high in the air as she<br />

tried to go by, and she stopped right dead in front of me and groaned. Just, 'Uhhh!' And I got the<br />

message, and I stood up, and got out of the way."<br />

This was early in Kenneth's first term, when he was still learning the ways of the Thai. As for<br />

the time in 1950, "I never would have loomed over His Majesty's head either except that I couldn't<br />

get a picture any other way, and I knew the National Geographic wanted it."<br />

4<br />

26:54 Kenneth tells of the lak muang. Every town of any age—not the new towns, but the old<br />

cities, like Nakhon Sri Thammarat or Petchaburi or Songkhla—had a post "which was a phallic<br />

symbol, in a sense. It looked like a phallic symbol." And it was called the lak muang, the "anchor<br />

for the city." 0XDQJ means "city," and ODN means "anchor." The usual procedure was to locate the<br />

lak muang at what was conceived to be the center of the city. "And there it stood." It was supposed<br />

to have a spiritual power to protect the city. The people believed that you could manufacture a<br />

benevolent spirit that would be benevolent toward the city if you took a person who would be the<br />

owner of the spirit, entertain that person lavishly, dress him up in jewels and silks, and wine him and<br />

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dine him, and get him thoroughly drunk and happy. A pit was prepared into which the lak muang<br />

was to be set, a heavy post which was set up in a framework so that it was suspended over the pit.<br />

The lak muang looked like a telephone pole in thickness, though many of the posts stood only four or<br />

five feet high above ground. There was probably another four or five feet underground. The person<br />

who was to provide the benevolent spirit would, at the right moment, be dropped into the pit and<br />

impaled with the post, "and the spirit would be there, and then would be held there by the post, but it<br />

would hover around this post in the center of the city and protect it from enemies. Similar spirits like<br />

that were developed and manufactured over all of the major gates at the royal palace, for instance.<br />

Every one of those huge gates, with its two massive posts, had living victims who were impaled<br />

beneath them." This would have been done back in the fifteenth, sixteenth, seventeenth centuries.<br />

Kenneth clarifies that the post did not impale the victim in the sense of going through him.<br />

The post was dropped on him, crushing him. "Maybe there was a sharpening to it also which would<br />

impale them." After the post had been dropped, the pit was filled in with earth, of course, burying the<br />

victim and securing the post in place.<br />

At the royal palace, there was a sill that was as much as 18 inches high, and one must not step<br />

on it because the spirit was in the sill. You stepped over it. In the huge gates, there would be a small<br />

door that you would step through. The huge gates and the sills would open for elephants to walk<br />

through. But humans would go through the small door, stepping over the sill.<br />

Kenneth recalls seeing many lak muang. He wonders if they had once stood higher and been<br />

lopped off. Most of them were about the height of a man or a little more. "And everybody respected<br />

them. People would walk by and often they would salute it because there was a spirit there."<br />

5<br />

32:41 When Kenneth moved to the OCB, he went from the State Department building on 21st and<br />

C to the building of the Psychological Strategy Board at Pennsylvania Avenue and Jackson Place,<br />

right across from the Executive Office Building [now the Eisenhower Executive Office Building]. His first<br />

office was up a set of rather narrow stairs. Rockwood Foster was one of his assistants, and he got<br />

three or four Foreign Service officers to help him move Kenneth's stuff, paintings, knickknacks from<br />

Southeast Asia, Mrs. Yip In Choy's two paintings, and so on. Kenneth didn't want to move the stuff<br />

in the normal way because of the possibility that items would disappear en route. So the officers put<br />

the stuff in their cars and drove it over for him. One of the items, of course, was the avocado tree,<br />

which was in a large teakwood tub full of dirt and stood about eight feet tall. This they put in the<br />

back of a pickup truck. "The Board assistants were having their meeting on the first floor when I<br />

came in with my stuff. Well, you can imagine what it did to the Board assistants. They were the<br />

ones who would be my superiors. And they were the aides to the Under Secretary of State and the<br />

Under Secretary of the Treasury and people of that ilk." The director of the CIA was there too. "So<br />

here they were in solemn conclave when I come in with my gang and we haul this tree up the stairs.<br />

Well they all came crowding out to watch this procession of googaws going up the stairs to my<br />

room."<br />

Kenneth was in that upstairs office for only a month. He was then told to move down to a<br />

room that looked out onto Pennsylvania Avenue, a beautiful office with a bow window. By the end<br />

of that year, however, the movers were told to move them all over to the EOB. Their quarters were<br />

now ready. Unfortunately, it was winter, and bitterly cold. The movers came in with no advance<br />

notice and simply took the stuff over. It was a weekend, a Sunday. The avocado tree was left outside<br />

too long, "and it got a chill. It got frozen. And it died. Very tragic. That was the end of my tree."<br />

When Kenneth arrived for work Monday, everything was gone, and a sign had been left instructing<br />

him to go to such and such a room in the EOB.<br />

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"The beauty of that tree, and I used to brag about it: What a man can do when he co-operates<br />

with an old maid in producing something that is alive and kicking. The old maid—God I can see her<br />

in my mind's eye yet; she and I were great friends—and she had developed this avocado thing in a<br />

pot." When she retired, she didn't know what to do with the tree. It stood a couple of feet high. So<br />

Kenneth decided to take it, got his teakwood tub, and hauled the needed dirt in in buckets. "Well, the<br />

State Department guards were very dubious about me. I'd come in in the morning with a briefcase in<br />

one hand and a bucket of dirt in the other." Where was he going with that dirt? "To my office."<br />

What was he going to do with it? "'Well, don't you like to spread dirt around in the government?' I'd<br />

go sailing on by. They had no reason to stop me. Nowadays you couldn't get away with it. They'd<br />

think it was a bomb hidden there or something." Kenneth would dump each bucketful into his tub<br />

until he had enough that he could transplant the tree.<br />

His office in the EOB was an inside office. He didn't have a window. Kenneth says that he<br />

moved over to the Jackson Place building in 1953. [Earlier he had said it was 1954.] So it would have<br />

been 1954 when he moved over to the EOB office. At that time in the Eisenhower administration,<br />

the Assistant Secretary for Latin America was Nelson Rockefeller. "Well, everyone was agog at his<br />

office because Nelson insisted on having a chimney in his office opened up so he could have a<br />

fireplace. The chimneys in that building, you know, most of them hadn't been used for ages, but<br />

certain ones, with very important people like the Secretary of State, would have a working fireplace.<br />

And your symbols of importance were, How big was your mirror? There were some offices that had<br />

mirrors that must have been eight or ten feet high on the wall. Why they'd have mirrors, I don't<br />

know." There would be an outside view, of course, and a fireplace. Rockefeller insisted that KLV<br />

fireplace work. Everybody was fascinated by this. And particularly by the birchwood logs wrapped<br />

in cellophane that were carried into Nelson's office. "So me, being the kind of fellow I am—I was<br />

nosy—so I went in and got chummy with his secretary and wanted to be sure he was out and I went<br />

breezing in to see what the hell he was up to, what kind of stuff he had. Boy, he was elegant! And he<br />

had this pile of birchwood logs, just the right size for his fireplace, each log wrapped in cellophane so<br />

he wouldn't get his hands dirty, and he could throw them on the fire as he pleased." They were<br />

beautiful logs. Elegantly cut. Flawless in their bark. Properly aged. "And they worked."<br />

Kenneth's office was on the side of the EOB toward the White House. It wasn't as good an<br />

office as he had had when he was in the State Department in 1943, because then he had had a window<br />

that looked out over the White House, though he himself did not have his desk at the window. The<br />

State Department at that time was located in the EOB, known as the State, War, and Navy Building.<br />

General Blackjack Pershing still had an office on the first floor at that time. State did not move over<br />

to its present building at 21st and C until years later, Kenneth says. During the war that building was<br />

used by the Joint Chiefs of Staff. That was where Kenneth was sent in 1942 when the Joint Chiefs of<br />

Staff wanted someone to brief them on the use of elephants in the China theater. State moved to that<br />

building after the war.<br />

The fellow who sat in the window overlooking the White House when Kenneth went to State<br />

in 1943 was Larry Salsbury. Kenneth, as the low man on the totem pole, sat next to the door. Rhody<br />

Hall was in the middle of the room. Some people parked their cars between the EOB and the White<br />

House. That was still a parking lot at that time.<br />

There was a swimming pool in the White House, and also a "mess" where the officers in the<br />

EOB could go to eat if they went at the right time in the right company. They could use the pool also<br />

at certain times, and Kenneth did. But he normally went to the YMCA on G Street, which was more<br />

convenient. "And of course we could horse it up at the YMCA in a way we couldn't at the White<br />

House pool." The White House pool has since been replaced by the press corps room.<br />

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48:17 One of the Operations Co-ordinating Board assistants was a man named Bill Godel, a<br />

wheeler-dealer and an ex-Marine who had been in special operations and was a great friend of<br />

Colonel Ed Lansdale, who had been in special operations also. In other words, they worked for the<br />

CIA. Kenneth and Godel hit it off and became good friends. "He was a real tough guy, as so many<br />

Marines are. But he had a wonderful disposition. A wife whom he called 'Irish.' And a bevy of<br />

daughters; he had five daughters."<br />

The way the OCB was set up, the Board assistants, of whom Bill Godel was one, representing<br />

the Pentagon, "were the characters who did the paperwork for the Under Secretary level in<br />

connection with operations, carrying out the policy which was set by the National Security Council. .<br />

. ." Kenneth's job was to head up a committee for every country for which he was responsible for<br />

reporting on operations, and he was responsible for all countries from Afghanistan through Pakistan,<br />

India, Burma, Thailand, the Indochinese states, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines. He had a<br />

committee for each of these countries. "And each committee had to produce an operations plan for<br />

that country on which we based the budget for that country for operations to carry out the policy as<br />

directed by the National Security Council which operated under a Presidential directive. So it was<br />

high-level stuff." He wasn't the chairman of these committees, who was always the State Department<br />

political desk officer for the given country. But Kenneth was the person who organized everything<br />

and did all the legwork.<br />

In 1956, Bill Godel had a pal in the military named Admiral Eddie Layton, who was head of<br />

intelligence. The intelligence passed on a lot of the information they gathered to the CIA. Layton<br />

had been at Pearl Harbor and had featured prominently in the beginnings of intelligence operations<br />

before and after Pearl Harbor. Layton was going to make a special tour in his own plane, being a<br />

two-star admiral, around the Pacific countries, particularly Japan. He was a Japan expert, and spoke<br />

Japanese. He was going to Korea, Taiwan, Saigon, and the other countries around the rim of Asia. It<br />

was to be a forty-three day tour, very leisurely. The admiral had three aides who were Marine<br />

colonels, also probably involved in intelligence. One was responsible for all arrangements on shore<br />

with respect to landing rights, passports, and money, so if you needed money, you went to him.<br />

Another was responsible for all the baggage. The third was responsible for all the food, drinks, and<br />

entertainment. "So there were three colonels all there, serving the admiral. This is the way to go,<br />

believe me!" Well, Bill Godel invited Kenneth to go along to be the political advisor. He couldn't<br />

imagine himself giving much advice to Admiral Eddie Layton, but Godel told him not to worry. If<br />

Layton had questions about any of the countries Kenneth knew about, he could provide the<br />

information. "You're about the broadest knowledgeable guy I know of with respect to Asia."<br />

About a week before the trip began, one of the colonels called him and said that the admiral<br />

wanted to know what Kenneth would be drinking on the trip. "Well, I didn't drink at all. I wasn't<br />

thinking of drinking." But the colonel was insistent, so Kenneth said, "Oh, I like coffee, tea, coca<br />

cola, ginger ale, Seven-up." The colonel clarified his question. "Oh, sir, GULQNLQJ sir. The admiral's<br />

a martini man. How are you on martinis?" Kenneth said he had never had one, and the colonel was<br />

concerned. They couldn't have the admiral drinking and Kenneth not drinking anything. How about<br />

some whiskey? Or beer? Kenneth said that he didn't have any objections to drinking alcoholic<br />

beverages. "I just never got started." "Oh, how did that happen!?" the colonel said. Kenneth alluded<br />

to his strict beginnings. The colonel decided to put on some Budweiser beer for Kenneth. "I don't<br />

how many cases, but he certainly had some Budweiser."<br />

Kenneth was instructed in advance on the protocol. He would be the number three man in<br />

rank. "They had to give me an assimilated rank, and I had the assimilated rank of a brigadier general.<br />

I was bigger than a colonel but smaller than an admiral. And Bill Godel was one up on me. So the<br />

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Admiral was always to get on first, followed by Bill Godel, who got on second, followed by Landon,<br />

who got on third, and then the riffraff of colonels and whatnots followed along according to their own<br />

ranks. And getting off was the same sequence. Always, when the doors opened, the Admiral was the<br />

first one to go, and then Bill Godel would stand behind him, as his chief aide, and then Landon, as his<br />

political advisor, would follow along." This was the procedure all forty-three days of the trip, and<br />

Kenneth was careful to follow it and not offend.<br />

On the day of departure, Margaret drove Kenneth out to the airport. "And we were a very<br />

elite group." They had the Admiral's own plane. They had hardly got on board when the Admiral<br />

had his first round of martinis. Kenneth didn't feel ready for anything. Had no desire to immediately<br />

start drinking beer. Their first stop was Hawaii, and they went to De Russey Beach, which was<br />

owned and run by the military. The quarters were elegant, and "our protocol position was excellent."<br />

From there, they went on up to Japan. The Admiral kept talking about Japan before they got<br />

there. He was looking forward especially to eating fried eel in Japan. He kept talking about it. As<br />

soon as he got there, he was going right out to get some fried eels. So they arrived, and went through<br />

the protocol gate, doing everything in the right protocol order, and went to their military quarters.<br />

Everything was provided for free, of course. "And who should we meet but General Lyman<br />

Lemnitzer, the commanding general of the whole area at that time, in 1956. Well, Lyman Lemnitzer<br />

and I had had our first encounter when he had two stars. Now he had four. When he had two stars,<br />

he was in charge of military assistance programs. . . ."<br />

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HOUR 82<br />

Session #56 November 18, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret (at the end), Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIB1090) After the war was over, there was talk about military assistance to various<br />

countries. An organization concerned with this was set up in the Executive Office Building initially,<br />

of which Lyman Lemnitzer, a two-star general, was the head. "Well I was to draw up programs of<br />

assistance, if any, and I drew up two programs, one for Saigon, Indochina, in other words, and one<br />

for Thailand." Kenneth met with Lemnitzer in a committee meeting, who was looking over the tenmillion<br />

dollar request for arms. The general was skeptical. What would they ever do with ten<br />

million dollars of arms? Why should we do it? And who's going to pay for it? "Well, General,"<br />

Kenneth said, "the reason for giving it to them is for political reasons, which are outside of your<br />

concern, and who's going to pay for it? You are." Lemnitzer rocked back, let out a big guffaw, and<br />

said, "Like hell I am!" And Kenneth said, "Like hell you aren't! It's coming right out of the aid<br />

program." And so it did. This was probably in the late 1940's, perhaps in 1950, when Bao Dai was<br />

the figurehead president in Saigon and Ngo Dihn Diem was Prime Minister under him. The French<br />

wanted a show of American support, and the Thai wanted a show of American support. The ten<br />

million dollars to each of them was "just a token." "It was symbolic aid. It didn't amount to much."<br />

The General remembered Kenneth in 1956 in Japan, and the two of them got a good laugh out<br />

of remembering the incident of years before. They spent an evening together, Lemnitzer, Layton,<br />

Bill Godel, Kenneth, and some other people.<br />

The next evening, the Admiral then took off and went out on the town. So did Godel and the<br />

others. Kenneth didn't go out. "They were out after the girls. Bill would then call me 'Reverend.'<br />

He said, 'I suppose you have to behave yourself. You have God looking after you—looking right<br />

down on you! So, okay, Reverend.'" Late that night, Bill Godel and his crew returned, having dined<br />

on fried eels, some of which they had left over. They put these in the original containers and left<br />

them against the bedroom door, about two a.m. or so, of Admiral Eddie Layton. Layton got up in the<br />

morning. He was a drinker, of course. "I saw him drinking martinis as late as five in the morning,<br />

and as early as five in the morning. He never stopped drinking. He was never sober, and he was<br />

never drunk. He opened his door, and there were these boxes with the cold eels in them. Well, he<br />

was just sure that the Japanese girls who took care of him in that hostel, in that room area where we<br />

were staying, had done this for him. Ah, he carried them triumphantly under his arm down to the<br />

breakfast table. He opened them up, and he ate those cold eels, praising the Japanese girls who were<br />

so thoughtful to provide him with his favorite food!" Godel and his pals were winking at each other,<br />

never letting on but laughing inside about those eels.<br />

The Layton party went on down to Hong Kong. And there, the Consul General, a man named<br />

Drumwright, came to meet them, an old friend of Kenneth's. Drumwright took Kenneth home with<br />

him, "which was very special." It freed Kenneth from the Admiral, and Bill Godel, and the rest of<br />

them. The Admiral was pleased that he had a political advisor who had an in with the Consul<br />

General. Drumwright was a "professional bachelor. He had been really one of the most outrageous<br />

fellows sleeping around with the Chinese girls and all the rest of it for ages, but he finally decided he<br />

had to become respectable and get married because the State Department was beginning to look into<br />

the sex lives of Foreign Service officers. A lot of them got fired. . . ." So he married a charming<br />

woman who was very voluble and very gay. Drumwright told Kenneth that there was a big party<br />

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going on there in Hong Kong. One of the big Scottish companies which had been there in Hong<br />

Kong for a hundred years or so was leaving the mainland and closing out its businesses in mainland<br />

China, because the mainland had gone communist, and was settling in at Hong Kong with the<br />

remnants of its business for a period of time. They had taken over the whole clubhouse of the foreign<br />

community for the celebration. There would be three floors of the clubhouse with orchestras and<br />

dancing and entertainers for a party that would run all night. And it turned out just that way. "I have<br />

never seen a party like this. I mean they had simply all kinds of the finest Scotch whiskeys, and bars,<br />

and food, buffet, on all three floors, and orchestras playing all night long in relays. . . ." "Drum" and<br />

his lady and Kenneth spent a good part of the night at the party. Drum had to see everybody and be<br />

seen by everybody, and he let everyone know that Kenneth was out from the State Department—<br />

though, in fact, as "Drum" put it, Kenneth was temporarily over with the "White House crew."<br />

2<br />

10:37 The Layton party moved on down to Saigon. And there was Colonel Ed Lansdale, who later<br />

became a general, and who in the minds of the military and the State Department was the hero of the<br />

Philippines. It was Lansdale who had gone out with his harmonica and sat on the curb, getting<br />

chummy with the Filipinos as a special operator, and worked with the man who later became the<br />

president of the Philippines [whose name Kenneth cannot recall at the moment]. They were working<br />

against the communist uprising and trying to establish law and order, which was not easy to do,<br />

because the warlords were out, and everybody had a gun. But Lansdale was a genius at what he did.<br />

And the Filipinos had a fifty-year history with us, learning our ways. There was a knowledge of the<br />

democratic process, and it was easy for them to pick it up. So Lansdale was very successful in his<br />

work with them, so much so that the powers-that-be decided he was the man to go to work with Ngo<br />

Dinh Diem "to win the hearts and minds of the Vietnamese." So in 1956, there was Lansdale in<br />

Saigon when Kenneth arrived with Layton's party. A General Erskine was also there with Lansdale.<br />

When Kenneth had first known Erskine, he was in charge of special operations in the Pentagon. He<br />

lived in Wesley Heights, up on 44th Street, and he used to give parties there to which Kenneth would<br />

go and where he would run into Ed Lansdale, because he was "one of General Erskine's lads." Ed<br />

picked Kenneth up in Saigon. "By this time the Admiral thought I was quite a guy. I had a great<br />

friend in Hong Kong, and now here with this famous Ed Lansdale, about whom two books had<br />

already been written." Kenneth had to stay at the ambassador's residence, but Lansdale was his escort<br />

officer.<br />

Lansdale asked Kenneth if he wanted to meet Ngo Dinh Diem, and the answer was yes. "I<br />

was in on the development of his appointment as the Prime Minister of the new South Vietnam<br />

government." Kenneth recalls meeting Diem in Washington at a time when he was "an unemployed<br />

nationalist, with holes in the bottoms of his shoes." He was the head of a very powerful family. He<br />

had refused Ho Chi Minh's invitations to work in his government. He was a very stiff-necked<br />

Mandarin, in the old tradition, and he was not going to bow down and take up communism with Ho,<br />

although he recognized Ho's power among the peasants. Diem ZDV working with former Emperor<br />

Bao Dai, who was now the chief of state, the so-called President, of South Vietnam, and Diem was<br />

his Prime Minister, with the job of administering government in South Vietnam.<br />

Ed and Kenneth drove in Ed's Chevrolet around to the palace. There were a few guards, but<br />

nothing very formal or impressive. There may have been lots of guards at night, for security.<br />

"Actually, you could hear the guns going off around the suburbs all the time. You could hear the<br />

mortars going ERRP." The two men went in and called on Diem, who remembered Kenneth. "He<br />

was very fond of Ed. Ed had the run of the palace. So the three of us sat around, and we drank tea,<br />

and we talked all afternoon. And we really had a very nice social time, and also discussed the<br />

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political and military situation, the security problems, and all the rest which was of interest, all of<br />

which I would later recount to Admiral Eddie Layton for his information." As they were about to<br />

leave, Ngo Dinh Diem invited them back to dinner. "We're having a wonderful time. Come back for<br />

dinner!" Lansdale said okay, but urged Diem not to lay anything special on. Let it be just the three<br />

of them. Very informal. Diem agreed.<br />

Ed left Kenneth at the embassy. Kenneth had some business to take care of. He was<br />

reporting back to Elmer Staats in the OCB as part of his work at every stop, to keep him informed on<br />

what he was up to and what intelligence he had picked up that could be of use to him. So Kenneth<br />

took care of that. The time passed. Then Ed came by in his battered old Chevy, and they drove over<br />

to the palace. "Well, we turned the corner, and the place was lit up like a Christmas tree. And the<br />

driveway had lines of lights dazzling in and out, and it was lined with troops all the way in and out,<br />

and as we turned the corner, we heard the 'He-hup!' and the bugle sound"—[Kenneth makes<br />

elaborate bugle sounds, heralding the arrival of the two Americans]—"and the guns went<br />

'Bang!' and all the military froofraw that they can put on for people of importance. Ed said, 'Oh<br />

damn! He said he wasn't going to do this!' And there was Ngo Dinh Diem up on the balcony,<br />

leaning out, looking at this, and laughing his head off! He was just having fun. It was entertaining.<br />

He was getting relief from the burdens of his responsibilities. He was having a wonderful time.<br />

Laughing at Ed, and laughing at me! So Ed says, 'Ken, how slow can you walk?' Well, I said, 'I can<br />

walk real slow. I had a lot of practice when I was wooing my wife. We had no place to go except to<br />

take a walk, and we could spend two or three hours walking a hundred yards!' 'Good,' he said, 'well,<br />

you do that.' He said, 'I'm going to let you out. This driveway is lined with the military.' He said,<br />

'I'm going to have to just dump this crate someplace off in the grass, and I'll catch up with you.' So I<br />

got out, and I looked up, and there was Ngo Dinh Diem looking down, laughing, smiling. So I took a<br />

step, and I paaaused, and I took a step, and I paaaused, and I took a step, and I paaaused. 'Huwwy<br />

up!' he said. 'Huwwy up!' And I took a step, and I paaaused. I took a step, and I paaaused. Finally, I<br />

got to the top, and at that moment Ed burst in from the back. He'd run up the back stairs. All out of<br />

breath. Aaah. 'Damn it all,' he said. 'What'd you do that to us for?' 'Fun!' he said. 'Fun! We have<br />

fun!' And he grabbed Ed by the hands, and me by the hands, and we went in, and we had another<br />

nice long evening. We ate I don't know how many quarts of dessert. We just ate steadily till about<br />

midnight. And then Ed drove me back to the embassy."<br />

3<br />

22:08 The next stop was in Bangkok. And again Kenneth stayed at the embassy. Kenneth cannot<br />

recall the ambassador at the time. Perhaps Max Bishop. Ed Stanton had wanted to be reconfirmed as<br />

ambassador there when Eisenhower came in. Abbot Low Moffat wanted to become ambassador to<br />

Thailand, and hoped that Joseph Grew, the Undersecretary of State, would help him to get the<br />

appointment. But Grew never did. Stanton, for his part, sent a telegram in his impatience informing<br />

the Department that he wanted to be reappointed ambassador or he would retire. To his<br />

consternation, he received a telegram right back telling him that his retirement offer had been<br />

accepted. He didn't want to retire, but now he had no choice. So it was his successor who was there<br />

in 1956. Now Kenneth remembers that William Donovan, whom Kenneth had accompanied to<br />

Thailand in 1953 to introduce him to the country, succeeded Ed Stanton. But by 1956, Donovan was<br />

gone, succeeded by Max Bishop.<br />

"I had my usual pleasant time in Bangkok," visiting old friends. Kenneth renewed his<br />

political contacts there.<br />

From there, the party flew down to Singapore, and from there to Djakarta. These were very<br />

quick stops because Layton had little interest in either place. In Singapore, Kenneth became<br />

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acquainted with General Ko Geng Hsui, who was one of the most powerful men in the government<br />

under Lee Kwan Yew (SP?).<br />

In 1960, Kenneth says, he was to return to Singapore, running into Bill Godel, who by that<br />

time "had gotten himself into trouble and was accused of stealing money from the funds that he had<br />

used in his intelligence operations, and I found Bill Godel selling guns and gun-running in<br />

Singapore."<br />

The Layton party then "backtracked." By now, the plane was absolutely full of things Layton<br />

and Godel had bought. Kenneth had bought very little except something for Margaret. Godel had<br />

bought a three-wheeled bicycle taxi to bring back to Washington. He actually used that thing here. It<br />

was a showpiece. He would put his daughters in it, and he would pedal it around the city.<br />

Kip asks what happened to all the beer the drinks colonel had laid in for him. Kenneth says<br />

that he drank about three bottles of it and found he didn't like it. So he asked the drinks colonel if he<br />

had anything else. He had tried a martini and didn't like that. The colonel said, "Well, we have Jack<br />

Daniel." And Kenneth said, "Oh, who's he?" The colonel said that "he" was a very fine bourbon.<br />

"And he served me my first glass of Jack Daniel on the rocks. And I liked it, and I found Jack Daniel<br />

liked PH. And I've been using Jack Daniel ever since. And there she is. Isn't that funny?"<br />

When the Layton party arrived home in Washington, Margaret was there, and Bill Godel's<br />

wife, and everybody was being met by somebody—except for Admiral Eddie Layton. He and his<br />

wife were estranged and later divorced. He was about to retire. "This was his last glory trip. And<br />

after that, he went back to Japan, and married, and settled in Japan. He really loved Japan."<br />

4<br />

29:50 A story from 1953, when Kenneth was still in the State Department. John Foster Dulles was<br />

going to make a speech concerning SEATO (the Southeast Asia Treaty Organization Dulles was<br />

developing, intended to be an Eastern equivalent of NATO) and CENTO (a similar organization<br />

Dulles was developing in the Middle East). The speech would have ramifications for many countries.<br />

Dulles intended to re-emphasize the bilateral arrangements we had with Taiwan and Korea. He was<br />

going to make a speech "summing it all up, as the great containment effort by the U.S. government to<br />

contain the spread of communism. This was to underwrite all of our programs," military, and every<br />

other kind of political program. Ambassador Pot Sarasin of Thailand knew the speech was coming,<br />

and he called on Kenneth because he wanted something to be inserted in Dulles' speech concerning<br />

Thailand. He asked Kenneth to make an appointment for him to see the Secretary of State. Kenneth<br />

did, and the ambassador came in at the appointed time. Kenneth escorted him up to the Secretary's<br />

office. "It's an enormous office. Big as a ballroom almost! Well, Secretary Dulles was a very<br />

angular man, and gruff, in a sense. He never really had what you would call a friendly atmosphere.<br />

It was that of a lawyer, who was a trial lawyer and used to asking questions and playing games with<br />

words, and things of that sort."<br />

So Pot Sarasin called on him, and he requested that the Secretary make certain remarks about<br />

Thailand that would be a great help to his government. Would he consider including something?<br />

Well, what would that be? Sarasin had something written on paper which he read off to the<br />

Secretary. "We were sitting in one of these big corners, with a couch and chairs and a coffee table<br />

kind of thing, and the Secretary was there with us. So he took this piece of paper, and he stood up.<br />

He didn't say a word. Turned his back on Sarasin and walked to the other end of his office with his<br />

back to Sarasin and to me and stood there looking out the window. And this rather nonplused Pot<br />

Sarasin. He wasn't used to being treated in this fashion. And he said to me, 'Ken, what shall I do?<br />

Shall I leave? Am I dismissed?' 'Oh no,' I said. 'Just sit still.' 'Well,' he said, 'I feel very<br />

uncomfortable. Here, I have made a request. He hasn't said a word. He's turned his back on me, and<br />

he's walked all the way across the office. And he stands there, looking out the window! What shall I<br />

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do?' 'Keep your mouth shut and sit still,' I said, 'that's what you should do.' 'I don't understand.' I<br />

said, 'He is a hard man to understand, so don't try to. Wait.' So we sat.<br />

"Then Dulles, without a word, walked over to his desk and sat down and began to write. Well<br />

Sarasin was very upset then. He said, 'What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he working on?' I<br />

said, 'I don't know.' 'Well, am I dismissed?' 'No.' 'What should I do?' I said, 'Just be still. Wait.'<br />

'Well, I,' he said, 'I don't like this,' he said. 'This is very insulting.' I said, 'Yes, I know. But this is<br />

the way he is. You have to accept him the way he is.' So Dulles kept on writing, and he wrote, and<br />

he wrote, and then he got up and walked over to the window and stood looking out again. Then he<br />

came back to his desk again, sat down, crossed out some things, and then wrote some more. And<br />

then he came over suddenly to Pot Sarasin, and here was a—on a scratch pad, in block letters, he had<br />

been writing out what he—which was something different from what Pot Sarasin had given him, but<br />

which he had written down, which took it into account in his own fashion, and he said, 'Well, how<br />

about something like this?' Well, Pot Sarasin looked at it, and he didn't like it, and so he scratched<br />

out something-or-other, and he said, 'I would prefer it if it read WKLV way.' And so he wrote in some<br />

others. The Secretary picked it up. 'Uh huh,' he said, 'Uh huh. Hmm. Well.' He turned his back on<br />

Sarasin, walked off to the end of the room, and stood looking out the window again. 'My God!' says<br />

Pot Sarasin. 'What shall I do? Am I dismissed? Is he going to do that?' 'I don't know,' I said. 'Just<br />

wait and see.' 'I'm not used to being treated this way,' he said. 'This is very insulting.' 'That's right,' I<br />

said. 'He's a very insulting man. But he doesn't know it because he's such a bigshot in his own mind.'<br />

'Huh,' he said. 'I don't like this. I ought to leave. I ought to just get up and go.' 'No, you'd better not,'<br />

I said. 'You just wait.'<br />

"Finally, the Secretary turned around. He went back to his desk and punched a button, and a<br />

girl came in. He said, 'Give me a copy,' after he'd done something more to it. So she took it out. He<br />

paid no attention to Pot and me. Sat at his desk working on something or other. The girl came back<br />

in, handed it to him. He looked it all over. Then he changed it some more. Then he came over to<br />

Pot and said, 'Well, how's this?' Pot read it. He made another few changes himself. He still didn't<br />

like it that way. The Secretary took it back. Then he scratched something else on it. He pushed a<br />

button, spoke in a quiet voice into a microphone, and in a few moments in comes his public affairs<br />

officer, who was in charge of all public affairs and speeches and things of that sort, and he handed it<br />

to him, who read it, nodded his head a little bit, 'Mm hmm,' put it down on the desk, made some<br />

changes, handed it back to the Secretary, Dulles. Dulles looked at it. 'Hmm.' Pushed a button. The<br />

girl came back in. 'Couple of copies.' She went out. He still sat there, his public affairs officer<br />

standing by his desk. Dulles ignored him. Didn't even ask him to sit down. He went back to work at<br />

his desk on his papers. In a few minutes the girl came back in, handed him two or three copies of this<br />

thing. The public affairs officer looked at it. Dulles looked at it. The public affairs officer made<br />

another scratch or two. Dulles looked at it. Then he made a scratch or two.<br />

"Well then he picked it up and came over to Pot Sarasin and said, 'Well, how's this?' Pot<br />

Sarasin looked at it. He felt, 'Well, my God. I'd better knock this thing off. I've got something of<br />

what I want.' So he stood up and said, 'Thank you very much, Mr. Secretary. That's very<br />

satisfactory.' 'Ahumph! Good!' Turned his back on him and walked off. And that was it. That was<br />

the way he was."<br />

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5<br />

39:28 Margaret says that she has put her book Never Dies the Dream out of her mind. She does<br />

not remember the names of her characters. She expected to write other books after this one, "but<br />

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circumstances made that impossible." Peggy says that Margaret told her once that all the stories in<br />

the book had actually happened. Kenneth says the book was about Miss McCord, but Margaret says<br />

that it was not. "There was no real woman in it in my mind. These were people, and I saw them<br />

clearly, but they were P\ people. Some of the incidents had actually happened, of course." For<br />

instance, Mrs. McFarland, who was a very arrogant woman, who married Dr. McFarland, did<br />

something very damaging to Miss McCord's school, and Margaret used that. "The school I took after<br />

the real school, but the children and teachers were people who grew in my mind."<br />

Mrs. McFarland had come out as a missionary and had worked at the Wang Lang School,<br />

which turned out many educated women. "They were so much in demand that a number of officials<br />

married PDLGV from the school because they'd learned to speak English. They'd learned all kinds of<br />

things that Thai women didn't have." The school lost quite a number of maids in this way.<br />

Mrs. McFarland was named Bertha Blount before her marriage. She was a very domineering<br />

person who "connived to get what she wanted." Dr. McFarland was a dentist. He also owned a<br />

typewriter store. When McFarland's wife was dying, Miss Blount would go to the house, seeming to<br />

be solicitous of the dying woman's welfare but actually courting the doctor. This antagonized the<br />

mission women in Bangkok deeply because Dr. McFarland's wife was a very lovely person. When<br />

she died, everyone wondered what the doctor would do. A few months later, he proposed to a young<br />

missionary woman, perhaps thirty years old, who turned him down. So in the end, Bertha Blount got<br />

him and became the second Mrs. McFarland. "She made a tremendous success of the typewriter<br />

store." It was considered beneath a man's dignity in Thai circles to run a business. You could own it<br />

secretly, but to run it was beneath the dignity of a gentleman. So Mrs. McFarland ran the store for<br />

Dr. McFarland, and did it well. "She was very able, and very ruthless."<br />

Mrs. McFarland managed to get herself on the governing committee of the mission. "She<br />

found it easy to interfere in many ways—after all, she ZDV Mrs. McFarland of the typewriter store,<br />

and she had money, and she had a big house, a lovely big house, and an arrogant manner." She did<br />

something that was very damaging to Miss McCord's school. [Margaret speaks of it as "India's school,"<br />

,QGLD being the name of the principal of the fictional school in her book.] Margaret cannot recall at the<br />

moment what it was Mrs. McFarland did. In any case, Miss McCord took it up with her, and what<br />

she said was that, if she had known what Mrs. McFarland was going to do, she would have crawled<br />

across the city on her hands and knees to beg her not to do it. This was exactly what she said.<br />

Margaret put the incident into her book as it happened. She says that Miss McCord "was not my<br />

character, but she was in a sense a pattern." She says that, in writing, she did not get mixed up<br />

between the real people and the imaginary people who became so real to her in her mind.<br />

Margaret says that the story of Never Dies the Dream was already in her mind as she was<br />

writing Anna. In 1946, she came down with rheumatic fever and was in bed from September until<br />

well after Christmas. She felt very weak in the months following. In June of 1947, there was to be a<br />

garden party at an embassy, and for the first time she felt up to going. Peggy remembers going to<br />

Garfinckel's department store to buy her mother a black dress with gold sequins across the shoulders<br />

or front and a beautiful black hat, both very expensive, so that Margaret would have a new outfit to<br />

wear to the party. There at the party, a man came up to her and said, "Well, I know a Paris hat when I<br />

see one." Margaret was amused since she knew it was QRW a Paris hat. In any case, she began the<br />

work on Never Dies the Dream soon after that.<br />

One problem she had was in getting help in the home so that she could write. "I never had a<br />

maid who didn't steal from me. Small things, of course, until the last one, who stole the trousers to<br />

Kenneth's white tie suit."<br />

Margaret's memory is that she finished the book in 1948.<br />

John Day was headed by Richard Walsh. Its leading author was Pearl Buck, who wrote many<br />

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books. Walsh divorced his wife and married Pearl Buck. Margaret recalls a luncheon John Day gave<br />

for her when Anna and the King of Siam was published. Pearl Buck came to this. Buck was not<br />

impressive looking, but she was an impressive writer. Lydia Na Ranong, a friend of Margaret's and a<br />

daughter of a lady-in-waiting to the last Empress of China, told Margaret that Pearl Buck wrote<br />

accurately and well about the lower classes but that when she turned to the upper classes, she was<br />

often inaccurate. A man named Harry Hansome (SP?) was there at the party, a well-known reviewer,<br />

and Richard Walsh's son was there. Margaret Ayer wanted to buy three copies of Anna, and he made<br />

her pay for them. She had done the illustrations, and it just seemed incredible to Margaret that he<br />

couldn't simply have given the copies to her.<br />

Kenneth points out that in John Day's contract with Margaret, there was no section giving<br />

John Day a first option on Margaret's next book.<br />

Never Dies the Dream was published in 1949 by Doubleday. It did not get the rave reviews<br />

that Anna got. It sold well, and Kenneth recalls that it was a Literary Guild production that sold<br />

several hundred thousand copies through them. But it was never like Anna.<br />

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HOUR 83<br />

Session #56 continued November 18, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIIA100) Margaret says that no one at John Day had any interest in her next project.<br />

However, she received offers from other publishers, and the best offer was Doubleday's. So<br />

Doubleday published Never Dies the Dream. But Margaret felt dashed by John Day's lack of<br />

interest, after her first great success with them. Richard Walsh and Elsie Weil were fine editors, and<br />

she would have liked the special effort they would have put in. John Day was a small company,<br />

whereas Doubleday was large. There was no luncheon for Margaret when her second book came out.<br />

Originally, Margaret's title for the book was One Fainting Robin. This came from a poem<br />

which Margaret used in honor of her sister Evangeline, who had died several years earlier. But the<br />

publisher did not like the title. Margaret realized the title was weak. What the publisher came up<br />

with was much stronger.<br />

The book never sold the way Anna did, but it sold well. A famous actress, Billie Burke [who,<br />

I believe, played the good witch in the movie The Wizard of Oz], wanted to take Never Dies the Dream<br />

to Broadway. Kenneth believes it had the potential to be a successful Broadway play. Billie Burke<br />

was getting old, and she was no longer the girlfriend of Flo Ziegfield, who ran the Follies in New<br />

York, so she wanted a play of her own to put on. She believed that if she got a certain playwright to<br />

do it, whom she knew very well, they could bring it off, and Margaret agreed. [I remember Billie Burke<br />

coming to the house at 4711 to discuss the project. Great excitement.] Burke worked on her friend the<br />

playwright, who was tied up at the moment with numerous projects, but definitely interested in the<br />

project. He hoped to get to it when he could. And then "she dropped dead," Kenneth says, which<br />

ended that. Kenneth and Margaret remember her visit. She was so enthusiastic about the project.<br />

She felt that she was perfect for the part of India, and the Landons agree. So her unexpected death<br />

was a sad thing all around. There could truly have been a second play.<br />

Session #57 December 29, 1988 Kenneth, Kip, Carol Pearson. Margaret sits in.<br />

2<br />

7:46 Kenneth recalls a sermon he delivered when he was a young divinity student at Princeton<br />

Theological Seminary. He preached it at the small Presbyterian church in Columbus, New Jersey, of<br />

which he had become pastor. "I was a very enthusiastic exegetical preacher." He took up various<br />

subjects that were of interest to him, and one week, he became fascinated with angels, particularly<br />

with guardian angels. He wanted to find out what guardian angels did, and how you related to them,<br />

and what the other angels were all about, and so he spent most of the week working on angels. By<br />

the end of the week, he was quite enthusiastic about guardian angels in particular and angels in<br />

general and put together a sermon for Sunday, which he delivered with abandon. He had their<br />

"riveted attention." He knew he really had that crowd. At the end, the wealthiest member of the<br />

church, who was the church's patroness, Eliza Ridgeway, and who was Kenneth's personal patroness,<br />

"came bucketing right up to me and held me with both hands and looked earnestly in my face, and<br />

she said, 'That was the most important sermon that I've ever heard. I was absolutely astonished to<br />

think that I had a guardian angel, and what you've revealed about angels I think is fascinating, and<br />

everybody should know about them. And I want you to have your sermon published!" She wanted it<br />

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to be put out as a pamphlet in the 1000's. He was to arrange it, and she would pay for it. Kenneth<br />

was a bit overwhelmed, and very impressed with her—and with himself. However, Kenneth noticed<br />

Mrs. Ridgeway's son and daughter conferring with each other and then going over to their mother and<br />

talking very earnestly with her about something. Kenneth realized that this had to do with her idea of<br />

publishing his sermon, and he was right. They persuaded her not to do it. And he never preached<br />

another sermon on angels.<br />

3<br />

13:26 When the Landons travelled out to Siam the second time, in 1932, they went by ship out of<br />

Seattle. On board ship, there was an orchestra whose director was named Archie. The orchestra<br />

played every night, and people danced, except for the Landons. Margaret didn't know how, and<br />

Kenneth "was rapidly forgetting. You can't remember how to dance when you're married to<br />

somebody who has never danced in her life, and was forbidden it. And she still thought it was<br />

slightly wicked because her mother and father said so, especially her father."<br />

Margaret was always planning ahead how to make their house in Trang attractive to live in,<br />

and when she reached Japan, she said that she wanted to get a nice Japanese chinaware teaset, for tea<br />

and coffee. They were told that the place to get it was, not Tokyo, but Nagasaki. The ship was late<br />

arriving at Nagasaki and was scheduled to leave later that night, so time was short. They hired a car<br />

and asked to be taken to a shop that sold fine china. It was already dusk, and when they reached the<br />

shop, they found to their despair that it was closed. Kenneth knew, however, that the family that ran<br />

such shops usually lived upstairs. He tried ringing the bell, with no result, and then began banging on<br />

the door. Finally, a window opened overhead, and a Japanese man stuck his head out and asked what<br />

they wanted. Kenneth explained that they were Americans en route to Siam and wanted to buy a set<br />

of chinaware. The man said they were closed, but Kenneth pled with him, saying he and his wife<br />

would probably never pass that way again, and his fine chinaware would never find its way to Trang,<br />

Siam. What a shame that would be! Finally, the man relented, shut his window, came down, and<br />

opened the shop. He had a little cap on his head, and was dressed in a kimono. Margaret picked out<br />

a set she favored, but the man told her that a number of pieces were missing from it. Margaret<br />

replied that she wanted the set anyway, would pay for the full set, and expect him to mail the missing<br />

pieces when he got them in.<br />

The Landons made it back on board ship in plenty of time.<br />

On that same trip, during the stopover in Tokyo, Margaret bought a pair of Japanese bonsai<br />

trees "to go on each side of our living-dining room separation, where you remember there was a<br />

shelf." These worked out perfectly, and Kenneth was impressed by Margaret's taste. The missing<br />

pieces of the china came, as expected, and they used that set of chinaware daily the rest of their stay<br />

in Trang. They would have tea out on the mook. Unfortunately, the ants discovered the bonsai trees,<br />

and "stung those trees to death. They just stung them to pieces." Both trees died.<br />

Recently, the Landons gave their Nagasaki teaset to Peggy's daughter Dodie (Margaret<br />

Dorothea Schoenherr Trask).<br />

4<br />

23:42 In the last year of the Eisenhower administration, 1960, Kenneth proposed to visit all the<br />

countries for which he was responsible on the OCB for the co-ordination of the implementation of<br />

NSC policy. He again describes his responsibilities with the OCB. Kenneth travelled first to<br />

Bangkok. The ambassador by this time was Alex Johnson, and his DCM was Leonard Unger, a<br />

brilliant man and a clever diplomat, who became an ambassador in his own right later. Johnson was<br />

on leave at the time, and Unger was the officer in charge. When Kenneth arrived at the airport, he<br />

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was met by an aide to Prime Minister Sarit. This was two years after Sarit had visited Kenneth in<br />

Washington at his home and had encountered all the animals in the backyard. The aide informed<br />

Kenneth that the Prime Minister expected him for breakfast. Kenneth was staying with Ken Wells<br />

instead of at the embassy. So he sent word to Leonard Unger at the embassy to pick him up at the<br />

Wells' house for the breakfast with Prime Minister Sarit, which Unger did.<br />

When Kenneth arrived, he found the room where breakfast was served was brilliantly lit.<br />

Kenneth tells again of the PM's reminiscing about his visit at 4711 Fulton Street, when all the animals<br />

that appeared. Then the conversation ended, the lights dimmed, the breakfast was over, and Kenneth<br />

prepared to leave. However, before he left, the PM asked where he was going on his trip. He was<br />

going to Laos, where our ambassador was a man named Win Brown (SP?). Then down to Cambodia.<br />

Then over to Saigon, where Durbrough (SP?) was ambassador. The PM asked Kenneth to come back<br />

and talk to him when his tour was completed. [Kenneth omits the rest of the story, that he was on<br />

television, that Sarit was giving his public blessing, and that a flood of invitations then came in<br />

to the embassy for Kenneth.]<br />

So Kenneth travelled to Laos, where he was impressed with how well everything was going<br />

for the Americans. The AID program was going well. The trading programs for their military were<br />

going well. Kenneth toured the Plain of Jars, where there were huge jars that dated back many<br />

centuries. No one had been able to explain them as of that time. These huge jars were set out all<br />

over the plain. "Everything was just as fine as could be." Kenneth was wined and dined by the Lao<br />

officials, military and civilian. "And I sent off a telegram saying everything was up to date in Kansas<br />

City, and things were going about as well as they could go. And I wrote it at length in a letter to the<br />

Department and in a letter to Margaret, because that's the way I kept my diary, really, in my letters to<br />

Margaret, where I went and who I saw and when I did things, because I knew I wouldn't be able to<br />

remember later on, everything. And I sent all that off the night before I left Laos. I arrived in Phnom<br />

Penh the next day—no, I went down that night; I went down that night to Phnom Penh—and the<br />

ambassador put me up, and we went to bed. And in the morning, the ambassador came bursting in on<br />

me and said, 'What the hell are you up to?! What did you do up in Laos?' And I said, 'What do you<br />

mean, "What did I do up in Laos?"' 'Well,' he said, 'there was a coup d'état last night up in Laos!<br />

They've overthrown the government!' I quickly sent another telegram off to my boss in the National<br />

Security Council saying, 'Disregard my report from Laos. And please don't read my mail.'" They got<br />

a lot of amusement out of this in Washington.<br />

Kenneth remembers the name of the ambassador in Cambodia. Moore.<br />

From there, Kenneth went to Saigon, where Durbrough (SP?) was the ambassador.<br />

Durbrough was very suspicious of Kenneth. He was a career Foreign Service officer, and Kenneth<br />

wasn't. He did not approve of Kenneth. His wife was fascinated with miniature bottles of liquor, a<br />

number of which Kenneth had collected on his various flights. So he gave these to her, which won<br />

her heart over. Durbrough became more friendly after that. The two of them called on Ngo Dinh<br />

Diem a couple of times. After four days, Kenneth flew back to Bangkok, where he called again on<br />

Prime Minister Sarit and briefed him on what he had learned on his tour. They had a long session on<br />

Laos and Cambodia, especially on the significance of the coup d'état in Laos.<br />

5<br />

40:38 Kenneth then travelled to Burma, which was a difficult place because Ne Win was the<br />

General, but U Nu was the renascent Prime Minister [implying that there were tensions between them].<br />

While Kenneth was there, U Nu had a press conference, in English, during which he was asked about<br />

his government, and its inefficiencies and inadequacies. His answer was that his government was<br />

like a broken-down jeep. It couldn't go sixty miles an hour. One had to be careful how he drove.<br />

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Then again, U Nu said that his government was like a light switch in a dark room. When you turn the<br />

switch, maybe the light will come on, and maybe it won't. And maybe you'll get a shock. That's the<br />

way his government worked, he said. Kenneth found it amazing to hear a Prime Minister describe his<br />

own government this way, but U Nu was quite at ease doing so. This interview appeared in full in<br />

the newspaper the next day, and Kenneth cut it out. He thought to himself that if<br />

he reported on this, verbatim, no one in Washington would believe it. He would just send the<br />

clipping.<br />

The day after that another fascinating report appeared in the newspaper. A pedicab driver was<br />

arrested twice in one day. The first time was because he had obstructed the road with his pedicab in<br />

front of a fast-food shop where he had stopped to have a quick meal. The second time was for<br />

urinating and defecating in public, which he had done under considerable exigency by the side of the<br />

road. The same policeman caught him both times, arrested him, and fined him. The man would have<br />

to appear in court to answer these two citations. The next day, the man appeared in court, and pled<br />

that he was a hard-working man, that he had required food to keep up his strength for his hard work,<br />

that he had parked his pedicab in the road because there was no other place, and as for the other<br />

count, he argued that it was impossible to defecate without also urinating, so that this should not be a<br />

double fine. A single fine should be enough for that offense! The newspaper faithfully recorded the<br />

whole incident in detail.<br />

Kenneth clipped that article and sent it along with the first one. He thought both of them were<br />

telling and amusing commentaries on life in Burma, and he sent them by special dispatch to Gordon<br />

Gray, who was the National Security advisor to President Eisenhower. "And Gordon Gray pounced<br />

on these, and he let out a roar, and he went right in to the President's office, and that is the only<br />

reporting that I ever did that went hotshot straight to the President. I never did DQ\WKLQJ that went<br />

that rapidly to the President of the United States!"<br />

6<br />

47:45 Kenneth travelled back to Bangkok and then down to Singapore. He had had a visit from Ko<br />

Geng Hsui from Singapore, a very prominent, very rich businessman, who was a strong supporter of<br />

Singapore's Prime Minister Lee Kwan Yew (SP?). [According to my notes, Ko Geng Hsui was the Minister<br />

of Defense.] Ko Geng Hsui flew up from Singapore to Bangkok to call on Kenneth and ask him to<br />

come down to Singapore and consult with him and a committee on establishing a research group for<br />

the study of Southeast Asian affairs. He had heard that Kenneth was knowledgeable about all of<br />

Southeast Asia, including Indonesia. Kenneth had not intended to go to Singapore, but he decided to<br />

go. He wrote his own travel orders, authorizing Kenneth P. Landon to make this trip, signed Kenneth<br />

P. Landon.<br />

An interesting thing happened when he arrived, that first night. Bill Godel was there. In<br />

1956, on Kenneth's previous trip with Admiral Eddie Layton, Bill Godel had been part of the<br />

Admiral's party. In the intervening years, he had gotten himself into trouble. He was handling<br />

millions of dollars of American money, and he had gotten to thinking of it as his to use as he pleased.<br />

"Some of it seemed to have stuck to his fingers." He was investigated in 1958 or so, and he was<br />

suspended from his job. He and others called Kenneth up to be a character witness for him, that he<br />

was a person of integrity and so on. Kenneth's response was that he would be glad to testify in behalf<br />

of Bill Godel "because I know that he deals in large figures, and the amount that he is supposed to<br />

have purloined from the U.S. government funds is less than $10,000. Well, Bill Godel wouldn't<br />

bother with anything so small as that! Now if you were telling me that he had absconded with half a<br />

million dollars, I would be impressed that that might be possible because Bill Godel always thought<br />

big. But when you tell me that he has risked his career and his character for something less than<br />

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$10,000, I'd say that's nonsense." Well, they decided not to have Kenneth testify.<br />

Bill Godel was the first person Kenneth ran into in Singapore. He had lost his job and had<br />

gone in for gun-running. He was in tight with the Thai air force fellows. He would get the guns at a<br />

modest price and then sell them to the Thai government or some other government at very fancy<br />

prices, making tens of thousands of dollars. Godel had left his American family. He was staying in<br />

the hotel where Kenneth ran into him. He went "wheezing past me" in a big hurry, and Kenneth<br />

called out to him, "Bill! Bill!" Godel hadn't seen him. "We embraced. I was always very fond of<br />

Bill. He was a very engaging personality. And we were good friends. I had nothing against him. If<br />

he had gotten into trouble, it was too bad. Lots of people had gotten into trouble, very decent people,<br />

in other ways." The two of them spent a lot of time together, and of course, Godel was very curious<br />

as to why Kenneth was there. When he learned, he was excited to think that Kenneth might give him<br />

an "in" with Ko Geng Hsui. But Kenneth said that he wouldn't get involved in that. If Godel was<br />

going to run guns, he was on his own. Bill accepted it. No hard feelings. The two of them went to a<br />

couple of nightclubs together, dreary nightclubs at which you were lucky to get a cup of tea. Lee<br />

Kwan Yew was a strict disciplinarian, and in 1960, the city was almost literally in bed by nine<br />

o'clock. The streets were empty.<br />

What Ko Geng Hsui was doing was establishing a center for the study of Southeast Asia, and<br />

he wanted Kenneth to set it up. Kenneth was to take a leave of absence from the U.S. government<br />

and spend a year in Singapore setting up the center. Kenneth said that he couldn't do it himself, but<br />

he knew people who could and would seek one out. The man he eventually got was Harry Benda of<br />

Yale University. It is easy for an academician to take a year's leave for an important project like this,<br />

and this was very important project. It helped Benda's career. He was a historian, a Jewish refugee<br />

from Hitler, the only surviving member of his family. He had gone to New Zealand, then Australia,<br />

before coming to this country. Kenneth set the thing up with Ko Geng Hsui, who was very pleased<br />

with the job that Benda did for Singapore.<br />

Years later, when Kenneth had retired from government [in 1974] and was working at<br />

American University, one of his Ph.D. graduates, a Chinese from Indonesia, a fine scholar in<br />

Chinese, Dutch, and English, went out to Singapore and became head of the center in Singapore.<br />

7<br />

58:40 Kenneth returned to Washington. The election of 1960 took place, and John F. Kennedy was<br />

elected. The Sunday morning in January before Kennedy went to work (on Monday), Kenneth<br />

received a call to come down to the White House immediately to brief McGeorge Bundy and Walt<br />

Rostow on Laos, which was a trouble spot. It was in turmoil. A crucial moment for Laos. So<br />

Kenneth went down and met with the two men. Bundy was the spokesman; Rostow said little.<br />

Bundy had many questions. What documents did we have on U.S. operations? on U.S. policies with<br />

respect to Laos?<br />

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Session #57 continued December 29, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Carol Pearson.<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIIA470) Bundy listened to Kenneth's answers and said, "Well, that doesn't amount to<br />

anything." Then, since Kenneth had just been in Southeast Asia, Bundy asked him to tell them about<br />

that. "So I started to tell him about it. And it was an incredible experience because I would start a<br />

sentence, I'd get the subject, and maybe I'd get to the verb, but he would finish the sentence for me<br />

and go on with two or three more sentences, and then look at me, expecting me to go on. So I would<br />

start a sentence again. I could hardly finish a sentence. He was that kind of a person. He couldn't<br />

stand it. He knew everything already. And, in fact, he practically ended up briefing me about Laos,<br />

and he'd never been there. And I had just come from there, and I could speak and understand the Lao<br />

language. Well, I could understand it, I should say. I didn't speak it, but I could hack at it. And that<br />

was my experience with him. And I found out that McGeorge Bundy's mind was like a waterbug on<br />

the surface. I mean he could skate over any subject and write a definitive memorandum for the<br />

President on it. And do a bang-up job. Apparently, you didn't need to know anything if you were<br />

McGeorge Bundy 'cause you knew everything." In a sense, that was the windup of Kenneth's 1960<br />

trip, when he briefed those two men on Kennedy's White House staff. The upshot of that was that<br />

they decided, in light of Kenneth's briefing, to bring Averell Harriman to come in to be the Assistant<br />

Secretary for Far Eastern affairs, to officiate over negotiations with Laos with Bill Sullivan as his<br />

aide. Bill was one of Kenneth's protegés from his Bangkok days and was riding the coattails of<br />

Harriman. "That's the way you get to the top. Get somebody's coattails. And he knew how."<br />

So Harriman became the negotiator on Laos with the Russian, Georgi Pushkin, negotiating for<br />

the USSR, "with respect to the settlement of the disturbed situation in Laos, which involved the<br />

interests of China and the Soviet Union, as well as the United States. And it was concluded that the<br />

thing to do was to neutralize Laos. And that was when Bill Sullivan coined the phrase, 'Cave with<br />

Ave,' because it was literally a giveaway. That's the way Harriman solved problems." Within a few<br />

weeks, if not a week, of the agreement arranged by Harriman with Georgi Pushkin, Pushkin dropped<br />

dead.<br />

2<br />

3:38 In the OCB, they had operational plans for every country, and policy papers for every country,<br />

and staff members responsible for producing the policy papers. Kenneth's side of it was responsible<br />

for the operational side of things. They had these two sides of things. "Not many of us. I suppose<br />

we could sit around a big table, the whole crowd of us on both policy and operations. We were the<br />

boys that did the work on the paperwork, and ran our committees." McGeorge Bundy had the officer<br />

in who was responsible for the drafting of the policy paper on France, and "just gave that guy an<br />

awful time. Made a fool of him." The next thing Kenneth knew was that all of these policy papers<br />

and operational plans that were the product of the Truman and Eisenhower administrations were<br />

packed into sugar bags, loaded on dollies, and taken out and burned. "The whole thing was a clean<br />

sweep." The President wanted to abolish all committees, because he didn't believe committees were<br />

the way to get things done. "And if he could have abolished the National Security Council, he would<br />

have. But it was a statutory organization. He could not abolish it. It would require an act of<br />

Congress. And the Operations Co-ordinating Board, as a cousin under the same directive, a<br />

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legislative directive, to carry out the policy with our operations was also under a statutory control. So<br />

he could not dissolve the concept of having a National Security Council. He had to have that. And<br />

he had to have an operational, co-ordinating board or committee, legally speaking, unless he<br />

abolished the function. Well, he kept the National Security Council as such, and the secretary was a<br />

man named Jimmy Lay, an Irishman, who was over from the CIA. It was the CIA that did all our<br />

administrative work. That was why the CIA had such a big file on me when I got the job."<br />

Kenneth retells the story of how he moved from the State Department to the OCB.<br />

McGeorge Bundy called together the staff of the NSC, "the working stiffs, in other words, and<br />

of the Operations Co-ordinating Board, and we sat around this long table." It was fifteen feet long or<br />

so. At the head of the table, Bundy sat with his chair tipped back and his knee up on the table, "very<br />

informal, very arrogant. And we were all seated there. And he said, 'Well, I might as well begin<br />

immediately and say this is in the way of being a funerary oration. You're all abolish. All of the<br />

functions of the staff are abolished.' The National Security Council, as a council, couldn't be<br />

abolished, but the staff, the people who did the work, could be. We couldn't be fired; only abolished.<br />

Bundy said, 'To be abolished means that you're in a statutory organization, that your function is<br />

withdrawn from you so that you no longer are on the administrative floor. You are levitating above<br />

the floor, and no one can ask you to do anything, and you cannot volunteer to do anything because<br />

you aren't here to do anything. The function has been ended. You're abolished. Now, we'll give you<br />

ample time to relocate in the various agencies from which you've come, or any other agency that is<br />

willing to accept you. So you don't need to be panicked. Your salaries will go on. But you'll have<br />

no secretaries any more. Your secretaries are all withdrawn from you and are in other parts of the<br />

White House. And here you are. And it's up to you to make your own arrangements.'<br />

"So there I was, sitting in my office with nothing to do. But I had to turn up every day, and<br />

get on the phone, and try to get myself located. And I made the usual curriculum vitae out, and filled<br />

it all out, and passed it over to the various agencies, and my own old agency, to the international<br />

bank, and various places like this. Of course, I really didn't think anything was going to come of it,<br />

and I thought, Well, I guess I'd better head back to academia and get me a job in some college or<br />

university. And I thought the chances would probably be pretty good." Kenneth didn't hurry.<br />

About that time, Kenneth heard a tremendous clatter from a typewriter in an office down the<br />

hall that had been empty. He looked in and found a fellow named Comer there, and Kenneth asked<br />

what he was doing. The answer was that he was working on a memo. Don't bother him! He had<br />

been brought over from the CIA. He later became quite a bigshot, an Undersecretary of Defense.<br />

"He was the white-haired boy working with computers to prove that we were winning the war in<br />

Vietnam even when we were losing it." He had a squeaky voice, and he was very determined.<br />

Wouldn't let the military types push him around. He was a very aggressive type. "So I slunk away,<br />

back to my cave, and thought, Well, I might as well wander around, see how people are doing."<br />

Which he did, winding up in the office of Walt Rostow.<br />

Rostow's secretary was a middle-aged woman, a genial type, and he went over and sat on the<br />

side of Walt's desk to chat with her. His in box was next to Kenneth. While they were talking,<br />

Kenneth picked the in box up and began to go down through it. "Hey, what are you up to?!" she said,<br />

and Kenneth replied that he was just finding out what Rostow was up to. She scolded him, but then<br />

Kenneth found a paper that struck a chord. Here was one Kenneth could help Rostow on. The<br />

secretary said this was impossible. They couldn't ask Kenneth to do anything on that memo. "Well,<br />

who's asking me?" Kenneth replied. Well, he couldn't even volunteer to do it. "I'm not volunteering<br />

anything," Kenneth said, and walked off with the memo under his arm. The secretary "let out a<br />

scream." Where was he going? Kenneth said he wanted to read the memo over more carefully. He<br />

would bring it back. "Go on, sit GRZQ, behave yourself!" he said. He was on good terms with her,<br />

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and would take her out for coffee, as he did with all the secretaries, knowing how important their role<br />

was.<br />

Kenneth read the memo over, sat down at his typewriter, and wrote a memo that was not<br />

addressed to anyone or signed by anyone, clipped it to the memo he had taken from Rostow's office,<br />

and took the two memos back and put them in the in box.<br />

Rostow was saying at that time that he and Bundy were interchangeable. Both could do the<br />

other's work. Perhaps, Bundy would not have agreed. They were very different people, but both of<br />

them were very self-important. "And they ZHUH important. And very able. Very fast in the mind."<br />

A day or so later, Kenneth went through the same operation, found something he knew he<br />

could help Rostow out on, and took the memo. He asked the secretary if Rostow had read the first<br />

memo he'd written, and she said that he had indeed. "I saw him stick it in his pocket," she said.<br />

Kenneth wrote a second memo, clipped it to the purloined memo, and dropped the two of them back<br />

in Rostow's in box.<br />

This went on for four months. "And Walt became very conscious of my existence. He knew<br />

that I was the guy that was doing it, of course. He asked me who was doing this sort of stuff. But<br />

there was nothing to identify me with the memo at all. So finally, he called me in. He said, 'Ken,' he<br />

said, 'you're very helpful to me.' He said, 'The stuff that you've been providing me has really been<br />

excellent.' He said, 'Would you like to stay here and work with me if I can arrange it with the<br />

President.' And I said, 'Oh yes, of course.' 'Well,' he said, 'I'll ask him.' So he did, and then he called<br />

me in again. 'Well,' he said, 'I talked to the President about you, and he said, "I can't do it any way.<br />

Doesn't matter how much you want him. I have a deal with Scoop Jackson [a Senator], and the deal<br />

with Scoop Jackson [was] that not a single body of the working force for the National Security<br />

Council of the Operations Co-ordinating Board will be retained. They're abolished, and that includes<br />

Ken Landon. I'm sorry. But maybe you can get him in touch with somebody over in the State<br />

Department where his talents could be useful to us."'"<br />

So Walt called the fellow who was in charge of research and analysis, "who later became the<br />

Assistant Secretary in charge of assassinating Ngo Dinh Diem." Rostow made an appointment for<br />

Kenneth to call on the man and possibly join his staff. When Kenneth walked in, the man took one<br />

look at Kenneth and didn't like what he saw. "And I took one look at he, and I didn't like what I saw<br />

either. We hadn't even exchanged words." The interview was polite, the man making clear that<br />

Kenneth wasn't right for his staff.<br />

Early in the Kennedy administration, Dean Rusk, the Secretary of State, asked, "Where's Ken<br />

Landon?" He wanted to see Kenneth, and this word reached Kenneth. But Kenneth did not call on<br />

him because he knew what Rusk wanted. He wanted Kenneth to be an ambassador in some<br />

Southeast Asian country, in Saigon, Bangkok, perhaps Laos, and Kenneth wasn't interested in that.<br />

But Rusk had Kenneth on his mind "because I'd worked with Dean Rusk quite extensively before."<br />

Rusk then sent word over to the director of the Foreign Service Institute to call Ken Landon over and<br />

put him on the staff. Kenneth was at that time receiving more income in his job than the director of<br />

FSI, to whom he was to be a special assistant. The executive officer who arranged this was upset by<br />

it, but he had no recourse because Rusk had asked that it be done and that Landon be kept at his<br />

present level. The director was a man about to retire, and Kenneth thinks Rusk envisioned Kenneth's<br />

becoming director. [FSI was part of the State Department but located across the river in Rosslyn, Virginia.]<br />

"At any rate, the job I had was the easiest job I ever had in the government. It was to conduct<br />

a two-week course on Southeast Asia once every six weeks." He would do his two weeks and then<br />

have four weeks off when he could go off and wander around the town, visit friends, do whatever he<br />

wanted. He thought that he would just coast along to retirement there.<br />

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22:06 Then in January, 1962, Kenneth received a phone call from Walt Rostow. Rostow said,<br />

"Ken, I may have a job for you that might interest you. You want to come over?" Of course he did.<br />

So Kenneth went over to the White House. Rostow had a Presidential directive, called a National<br />

Security Council directive, NSC directive #-something or other, which Rostow himself was drafting.<br />

"And he said, 'How would you like to take this job on?' and he tossed this piece of paper at me." It<br />

was a directive to establish a seminar at the highest executive level, for ambassadors, generals, and<br />

equivalent officers in embassy teams for training them in how to counter insurgency [that is, how to<br />

counter communist insurgency, which was a major threat in many third-world countries at<br />

that time]. There had never been such a seminar, and there had never been such a concept for a<br />

seminar in the U.S. government before. The idea was to set up country teams, which would be<br />

identified as country teams, not just people in an embassy under an ambassador, which was the<br />

tradition, but as teams, with the ambassador being the chairman of the team. "And I was to set up the<br />

training program to train them on how to counter insurgency. This had grown out of a mission of<br />

Walt Rostow with General Maxwell Taylor to Indochina, and particular to Saigon, to study the<br />

problem of insurgency and how to cope with it. They recognized that it was a novel kind of warfare<br />

and that we must learn ourselves how to counter insurgency and teach it to the people in a country<br />

where there ZDV insurgency, to teach WKHP how to counter insurgency. And I read it, and I thought to<br />

myself, Well, this is quite a job. I don't now how to counter insurgency. I was generally on the other<br />

side myself, as a kid. I knew more about how to be insurgent than I did to be a counter-insurgent.<br />

But I'm willing to take on anything. And it was certainly fascinating. So I reread the directive very<br />

carefully, and I made only one slight change which gave me a blank check. As I explained to Walt<br />

Rostow, 'Unless I've got the money, I can't do anything. You can't do anything in government<br />

without cash, and I've got to have a blank check whereby the Undersecretary of State will have to<br />

honor any authorization I make for the purchase of anything, or the rental of anything, in setting this<br />

seminar up. And if it's a Presidential directive, he will have to carry it out.' And Walt made the<br />

change. And it was so done. So I took on the job.<br />

"And then I met with the committee. The chairman was Maxwell Taylor himself. His deputy<br />

was a two-star Marine general, 'Brute' Krulak. Alex Johnson, former ambassador to China and now<br />

Undersecretary of State for political-military affairs. And an equivalent officer from the CIA, and so<br />

on. These were the people that I met with who were to be the committee to approve or disapprove of<br />

what I was contemplating doing in setting up a seminar on how to counter insurgency under this<br />

Presidential directive." That meeting was held in early February of 1962. Krulak told Kenneth that<br />

his first class of sixty officers would arrive on June 4. "Are you going to be ready?" Kenneth said,<br />

"Of course, General. Whatever date is set, we'll be ready." It was the answer they wanted, so he<br />

gave them the answer they wanted. But Kenneth didn't know how in the world he was going to do it.<br />

"I didn't even have quarters yet. I didn't have a place yet. I didn't have a book. I didn't have a<br />

professor. I didn't have a concept. I didn't have anything. I had the whole thing to do from scratch."<br />

Kenneth found a secretary. And a librarian, a woman who applied for the job but who told<br />

him that she had had cancer in one of her eyes. Perhaps he wouldn't want to employ her. Kenneth<br />

replied that it was VKH he was interested in, not her cancer. She turned out to be wonderful. Kenneth<br />

started buying books in lots of fifty copies. At the beginning, he had a section in the Institute which<br />

was inadequate. He later to moved to more generous quarters, in the Arlington Towers, facing the<br />

Iwo Jima monument. [This was before FSI moved to its own building, also in Rosslyn.]<br />

Kenneth set things up so that each country team would have its own room. "I was working<br />

around eighteen hours a day. I about killed myself." He developed a bibliography. Rostow put him<br />

touch with Max Milliken, Lucian Pye, Everett Hayden (SP?), Sullivan [Sodoman? garbled] Poole,<br />

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all of MIT, and a couple of professors over at Harvard whom Kenneth quickly "dumped" because<br />

they weren't up to the standards of the MIT people. "These were probably the finest scholars in the<br />

country at that time on such subjects as social change, economic development, political development,<br />

and things of that sort which were basic in my concept for how to deal with a society that had to<br />

improve the situation for the general population in social change and in economic development and in<br />

political development to counter the insurgency, to give them real substance. So I developed my<br />

bibliography, and after I had it together, and before I ordered all my books, I sent a copy up to the<br />

MIT professors to ask for any suggestions for any books other than these." He received back within<br />

ten days or so a consensus from them that Kenneth had covered their fields so thoroughly in<br />

bibliographical materials that they only made a few additions, "which I thought was the biggest<br />

compliment I ever had from outstanding scholars of that sort."<br />

4<br />

32:52 The first class was to be sixty officers, presumably all going to Southeast Asia, to judge from<br />

what Rostow had told Kenneth. But the more Kenneth thought about it, the more improbable this<br />

seemed. Then about three weeks before the class was to meet, Rostow called him up and said, "Ken,<br />

I've got some very heavy news for you, and I don't know how you're going to handle it. It's been<br />

decided by the council that oversees this counter-insurgency work that of the sixty officers, thirty will<br />

be going to Latin America." Could he handle that? Kenneth said that he didn't see why not. How<br />

would he go about it? Rostow asked. "Well, I'm going to get some experts. I've got lots of money,<br />

don't forget." And Kenneth hired three or four outstanding scholars on Latin America to come<br />

immediately to his office from their universities, one of them from American University who was<br />

very good, and asked them to put together a bibliography from their materials and also to vet<br />

Kenneth's operating of his [Southeast Asia] syllabi that he was developing and do them over along<br />

the same lines for Latin America. "Well, we had a terrible scramble buying all the books necessary<br />

to extend these concepts to Latin America, but we did it."<br />

When the class met, thirty were in country teams to go to Southeast Asia, and thirty in country<br />

teams to go to Latin America, and they were actually on assignment to go to these countries. "I<br />

mean, this wasn't just an academic operation. This was for real. And they were there under a<br />

Presidential directive." The first session "was opened by the Secretary of State, he himself<br />

personally. Dean Rusk impressed upon them the importance of this. And Walt Rostow was there.<br />

Not McGeorge Bundy. Walt Rostow, because Walt was the person who was doing this kind of work.<br />

And Alex Johnson was there, representing the Department of State, so I had a lot of high-powered<br />

stuff standing with me on the platform while we were setting this thing going the first day."<br />

About the third day, General "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell, Jr., the son of the great general of World<br />

War II fame objected to the amount of work being asked of the class. All these high officers were<br />

indignant to think that they were required to go to class, and come and study, especially under<br />

somebody who wasn't even an ambassador. Every morning, Kenneth had them all meet together with<br />

him, and then they would break off into their country team work. They were being fed the actual<br />

intelligence reports from the countries to which they were to be assigned. They were dealing with<br />

real problems in the light of the studies that were going on in Kenneth's course. "This was a very<br />

unique thing. It attracted attention all over the United States. I had people coming in from many<br />

universities to find out what was going on. Of course, they didn't have access to these classified<br />

documents. But they were fascinated to think how this would work out. Here were people who were<br />

going to countries to deal with real problems, and now first for four weeks they were doing intensive<br />

academic work dealing with the concepts of social change and economic development and political<br />

development and so on of this sort. And also how to counter insurgency on the military side, in<br />

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irregular warfare. Special operations was part of this. That was the military side of it which I didn't<br />

tackle with. That was provided by the military in the classroom.<br />

"So about the third day, General Stilwell stood up. He said, 'Professor, I've been studying this<br />

syllabus and the required readings, and I've looked all the way through from beginning to end. And<br />

Professor, that's an awful lot of readings. Do you expect us, really, to read all these assigned<br />

readings?' And he sat down. Well, the whole class of sixty had put him up to this because they felt<br />

the same way. I could see that. Quite natural. And I said, 'General, I arranged these readings<br />

according to my understanding of the browsing habits of chickens.' They were stunned. Astonished.<br />

And I paused. I said, 'It's a well-known fact that if you have a group of chickens out in the yard, and<br />

you throw grain out to them, that they will peck and they will peck and they will peck until they have<br />

had enough, and they will be satisfied, and they will wander around, and socialize a little on the side,<br />

the roosters with the hens.' And I said, 'It's also a well-known fact that if you take a chicken and tie<br />

him by his leg to a stake and pour a little grain beside him, that he will eat it all up, if he can. He'll<br />

just keep pecking because he has nothing else to do. And if you put a pound of grain beside him, he<br />

will peck and peck and peck and peck until he's so full he has to lie down beside it, and lying beside<br />

it, every once in a while, he'll reach over and peck some more. And, General, that's what I expect<br />

you to do with those readings.'" Kenneth's father was the source of this story.<br />

Once, while Brad Landon was chief chemist of the Erie Railroad, it happened that a whole<br />

trainload of chickens died in transit to Jersey City, and the chicken people sued the railroad for<br />

compensation. Brad was summoned to Jersey City as someone who supposedly would know<br />

something about chickens, along with paint and varnish and anything else. As he was riding East, he<br />

went into the smoker and passed the time with other men in the car, among whom were a couple of<br />

farmers, one of them a chicken farmer. So Brad engaged them on the subject of chickens. The<br />

chicken farmer told Brad this story about chickens and their eating habits. If you wanted to fatten a<br />

chicken, you confined it so that it had nothing to do but eat. When Brad heard this, he concluded that<br />

a chicken confined with grain and constantly eating could well die from the grain swelling up inside<br />

its crop if it drank a good deal of water. "That's right," the farmer said, "you have to be careful. If<br />

you overfeed 'em and then give 'em a lot to drink, they could suffocate." The next day, this was what<br />

Brad explained to a sober meeting of railroad executives, who were highly impressed by Brad's<br />

expertise on chickens. What he told them was that the chicken people had done themselves in by<br />

overfeeding their chickens in transit and giving them lots of water to increase their weight.<br />

So the railroad won the suit.<br />

In developing his syllabus, Kenneth had run it by the authorizing committee, including<br />

Rostow, "Brute" Krulak, and others, who approved it. When he began, he wasn't sure whether the<br />

course would run six weeks, five weeks, or what, but in the end, he settled on four weeks. So that<br />

first class ran its four weeks and completed the course.<br />

5<br />

43:40 The next class began immediately. And during this one, Kenneth was informed that he must<br />

cover the whole world, not only Southeast Asia and Latin America, but also Africa, the Middle East,<br />

and South Asia. "We were countering insurgency, in theory, everywhere in the world." By the time<br />

Kenneth ran the third class, then, it covered the whole world.<br />

Also, at that time, Kenneth had to brief all State Department officers with a series of six<br />

lectures on how to counter insurgency. This was done in the main auditorium with four hundred<br />

State Department officials at a crack, which was what the auditorium would hold. This included all<br />

employees of the Department GS-7 and up. "Well that was quite a job." Kenneth had to set up the<br />

lectures. He was one of the lecturers. Walt Rostow was the lecturer once. And he had other faculty<br />

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members that he brought down from MIT to give lectures, and also lecturers from various<br />

government departments. They had to run through the entire series of six lectures a number of times<br />

in order to cover the Department of State employees. "We did it a good many times, the same<br />

lectures on how to counter insurgency." Kenneth was even going out to the National Institutes of<br />

Health to lecture the doctors on how to counter insurgency. "It came to be an absurdity, as far as I<br />

was concerned. Overdoing it. But the government always overdoes everything."<br />

Then the military began to get irritated with Kenneth. "Brute" Krulak complained that<br />

Professor Landon was having them study stuff on "repairing the house." There was no point<br />

"repairing the house" when it was on fire. You had to put out the fire first [that is, destroy the<br />

communist revolutionaries militarily before concerning yourself with improving the conditions of the people]. He<br />

insisted that the curriculum be changed, but Kenneth refused. "I had what I thought was a wellbalanced<br />

course. Well, Brute Krulak was a very effective warrior in the corridors of Washington. I<br />

had to introduce him one time. I said he was the most aggressive, able Marine general in combat in<br />

the halls of Washington, and I trembled to think for any enemy that he might meet outside of the halls<br />

of Washington when he was really carrying his weaponry with him. He wasn't sure he liked it, but he<br />

wasn't sure he didn't." The military went to work to try to blast Kenneth out of there. They went to<br />

Alex Johnson and got Alex to depose him. "Well, he couldn't just arbitrarily fire me because I'd done<br />

one hell of a job. He can't say it wasn't a good job. And so he connived with Jeff Kitchen to hire a<br />

fellow, a Jewish fellow, named Abe Moses, Abraham Moses—I didn't know this at the time, of<br />

course—to tour around in the government to investigate me, to get something on me, so that I could<br />

be fired.<br />

"And one day Moses gave me a ring. He said, 'You don't know me. But I'd like to come and<br />

call on you, Mr. Landon.' So I said, 'Come ahead.' So he came in. And he said, 'I'm going to tell you<br />

something that will shock you.' He said, 'I was commissioned to winnow your career, to find out<br />

something-or-other that we could get on you to get you fired, because they want to fire you out of this<br />

job.' And he said, 'It's my conclusion they ought to give you a medal.' He said, 'Everybody I've<br />

talked to of any significance sings your praises. And that goes all the way back through your career.'<br />

He said, 'I've really gone back to the foundation.' And he said, 'I haven't found anything that anyone<br />

could take exception to. You've done some great work.' But he said, 'Nevertheless, you're going to<br />

be fired. You'll be removed from your job.' He said, 'I just want to tell you that this will happen.'<br />

And he said, 'And I have had to make my report. And my report is that you are impeccable. And<br />

they'll have to do something of a decent nature. Otherwise, the administration would look bad.' This<br />

is what he told me. 'Okay,' I said, 'Thank you very much.' I wanted to get out of the job anyway<br />

because I didn't know how to counter insurgency. I didn't think anybody else knew how to counter<br />

insurgency. But we were going through the motions, and it was about as good a course as you could<br />

imagine. There wasn't anything that anyone could dream up that would have been an improvement.<br />

At least, I thought so, and a good many other people thought so too."<br />

Kenneth had been in that job for about a year. In 1963, Alex Johnson showed up at the<br />

beginning of one of the courses, without any consultation with Kenneth. The Director of the Foreign<br />

Service Institute, George Something-or-other, wanted badly to become an ambassador. Apparently,<br />

George had worked with Alex Johnson to set this thing up at the beginning of the class. Alex was up<br />

on the stage to welcome the new class, and he called Kenneth up. Among the fifty to sixty officers<br />

was Ruth Bacon, who had been one of Kenneth's colleagues in FE when he first joined it in 1943.<br />

She was a senior officer now, going to the field, sitting in the front row of the class. Alex Johnson<br />

put his arm around Kenneth's shoulder and said, "I want to commend Dr. Landon for the wonderful<br />

work that he has done with this course"—which was now called the National Interdepartmental<br />

Seminar; Kenneth had only called it the Country Team Seminar, but they wanted something more<br />

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elegant, so they rechristened it with the new name. Alex Johnson "gave quite a eulogy of the<br />

wonderful job that I had done, and he said, 'But we feel that now it's in a position where an<br />

administrator can carry this program on, and Dr. Landon can go on to other things. And I have just<br />

nominated him to become the Dean of Area Studies for the Foreign Service Institute. And if he<br />

accepts this position, he will be in charge of all the area studies program throughout the world." It<br />

sounded very elegant. "First I knew of it," Kenneth says. "And I stood there beaming, and Ruth<br />

Bacon was just shocked. She knew I was being fired, of course, and all the others of them knew I<br />

was being kicked out. But she was really shocked. I can still remember her face. And I was smiling<br />

and beaming all the time. I was thinking, Thank God, I get out of this mess! I didn't know what<br />

Dean of Area Studies would amount to, but I would soon find out. So I accepted very graciously and<br />

with thanks, and I agreed that an administrator could carry on this great program which had been<br />

developed 'under the direction of the Undersecretary of State Alexander Johnson.' Wow! All the<br />

decencies were preserved, and I left the platform to applause and disappeared into the Foreign<br />

Service Institute to become the Dean of Area Studies. But nobody knew what I was going to do as<br />

Dean of Area Studies. I didn't. No one else had a clue. Up to that time, they had area study<br />

programs, but it was more or less hit or miss." They were not up to date with what was going on in<br />

academia.<br />

6<br />

54:41 Kenneth had a budget of sorts that enabled him to do some travelling, and he visited the<br />

centers for area studies at MIT, Boston University, Cornell, Yale, Chicago, Michigan, Northwestern,<br />

and studied how they did it and what was going on in area studies of Latin America, the Middle East,<br />

China, Japan, Southeast Asia, and so on. Kenneth didn't go out to the West coast. He was already in<br />

touch with Berkeley anyway. "I was well-informed, probably as well-informed as anybody in the<br />

United States in academia on all these different kinds of area study programs. And each one had<br />

grown up like topsy in its own way." Kenneth also studied the FSI area studies, of course, and<br />

proceeded to reorganize the whole outfit so that they would have a more solid, integrated approach to<br />

area study programs throughout the world for Foreign Service officers.<br />

Kenneth worked there from 1963 through 1965.<br />

Ernest Griffith, meanwhile, had kept up communication with Kenneth through all the years.<br />

He had been involved with William Donovan in bringing Kenneth to Washington in the first place.<br />

He was now at Legislative Reference in the Library of Congress and was moving over to American<br />

University to establish the School of International Studies. He called Kenneth up one night after he<br />

and Margaret had gone to bed to ask Kenneth if he would be chairman of the curriculum committee<br />

to set up the curriculum for the school for the ABMA Ph.D. It was one of a number of committees,<br />

not the only one. Griffith had many committees doing this, six to eight. Kenneth didn't want to do it,<br />

but he did. So he was involved with that school from its foundation. Griffith did a wonderful job<br />

setting up SIS, Kenneth says.<br />

Each year, Ernest would give Kenneth a ring and say, "Ken, when are you going to join my<br />

faculty?" In 1964, near the end of the year, Ernest invited Kenneth to lunch at the Cosmos Club, and<br />

they had lunch. Ernest said he had a problem. Heimsat (SP?), their South Asian professor, was<br />

going on sabbatical to India. Milledge Walker, on Southeast Asia, was leaving the country on<br />

sabbatical also, to do studies in Indonesia. Which left a terrible gap at SIS. And he said, "I just KDYH<br />

to have you. Can't you come?" Kenneth said he would think about it, and after a bit of thought, there<br />

at the table, he said, yes, maybe that would be a possibility. They went outside, and talked a few<br />

minutes on the sidewalk, then parted. Griffith "started to walk toward Florida Avenue, and I started<br />

to walk in the other direction. I was going on downtown. And I had gotten to the corner, and he had<br />

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gotten to the corner in the other direction, and suddenly he turned around and he shouted. . . ."<br />

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HOUR 85<br />

Session #57 continued December 29, 1988 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Carol Pearson<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIIA910) Kenneth continues on his move to American University. After his luncheon with<br />

Ernest Griffith at the Cosmos Club, they parted outside and walked away from each other. As<br />

Griffith got to the corner, "suddenly he turned around and he shouted, 'Ken, did you say yes!!' And I<br />

turned around, and I said, 'Yes!' 'Oh waaasaw! [falsetto and unintelligible]. It didn't sink in!' And he<br />

came rushing back and embraced me." Kenneth explained that he had to work things out with the<br />

State Department, and Griffith said that he had to have Kenneth in January. When Kenneth talked to<br />

his executive officer at the Department, he discovered that he had years of annual leave that he had<br />

accumulated during the war years and never lost. After that, if you didn't use it, you lost it. But the<br />

leave he had accumulated during the war was still good. Kenneth worked out an arrangement with<br />

Ernest Griffith according to which he would work half-time during the day and do some work in the<br />

evenings. With the State Department, Kenneth worked out an arrangement according to which he<br />

would take off three mornings a week from January on, using his accumulated annual leave so that he<br />

continued to receive his full salary.<br />

Thus, starting January, 1965, Kenneth began work as a full professor at American University<br />

while continuing as a fulltime employee of the State Department. At the end of the year, when he<br />

retired from the Department of State, he had one whole year's second income which he plowed<br />

entirely into paying off the mortgage on 4711 Fulton St. In that year of 1965, he paid off the<br />

mortgage after twenty-one years.<br />

At the end of 1965, Kenneth retired from government service. There was a reception for him<br />

and several other retirees, which Dean Rusk hosted. Rusk awarded Kenneth a medal in honor of his<br />

years of service.<br />

2<br />

4:20 Even before Kenneth hit the campus of the university, Ernest Griffith asked him to set up the<br />

Center for South and Southeast Asian Studies. In going to the university, Kenneth insisted on a<br />

contract for three years. Griffith said this was not necessary. He was on a year-to-year contract<br />

himself. One could stay at the university as long as he pleased. But Kenneth insisted, and so it was<br />

done. And ironically, Ernest Griffith was suddenly fired just before Kenneth arrived on campus! He<br />

was replaced by an ambitious professor, Charlie Something. Then within the year Charlie died.<br />

That first year, Kenneth set up the new Center. He got money from the government, from the<br />

Department of Education, to help. He had an interdisciplinary area study program involving<br />

language, religion, economics, political science, government, the whole works. "We had a very well<br />

rounded area program. I was up on area programs. I was hot as a pistol on area programs. I knew<br />

how to do it because I had just been working in it for all parts of the world in the Foreign Service<br />

Institute." And he had kept in touch with programs around the country. The president of the<br />

university was very pleased with the Center. Heimsat was teaching on India, Indian society and<br />

politics. There was a Sanskrit scholar. "Oh, we had everything going." They taught Thai, and<br />

Burmese, and Vietnamese, Hindi, and Indonesian. "It was really a very active program."<br />

At the end of Kenneth's three-year contract, no one said anything, so Kenneth just carried on.<br />

He never had a new contract. It was all routine until he reached age seventy-one. They had been<br />

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thinking of him as a professor, which he was, but then it dawned on the university that Kenneth really<br />

was an administrator, since along with his teaching he ran the Center. And administrators were<br />

required to retire at age sixty-five. So they required that he retire that year, 1974, at the end of the<br />

school year.<br />

[In June, 1974, then, Kenneth's professional career came to its end. He says little about<br />

the program he ran at American U, but I believe there were courses for undergraduates<br />

along with the Ph.D. program. It was a tumultuous time because of the Vietnam War and the<br />

many student protests. I recall stories of Kenneth's stepping over the bodies of students<br />

staging protests that involved obstructing access to the building. I also recall Kenneth and<br />

Margaret's entertaining groups of students in their home. Dad loved it all. With his<br />

tremendous vitality and brilliant mind, he could have continued indefinitely at full power.]<br />

3<br />

9:26 At the end of the first class Kenneth conducted in the National Interdepartmental Seminar in<br />

1962, he took the entire class of sixty to meet with John Fitzgerald Kennedy at the White House.<br />

Kenneth had written a memorandum to the President telling him about the class and its nature,<br />

describing succinctly what the class had done, a one-page memo with a couple of attachments. He<br />

transported the class to the White House on buses, where they were met by Walt Rostow and General<br />

Maxwell Taylor. "And we stood in the driveway, and we lined this whole sixty up, three abreast,<br />

standing in the driveway in the front of the White House. And I just walked around the side of the<br />

White House to the President's office quite casually. There were no security guards. And I came up<br />

to the window, ah, to the door—it was a french kind of a, very long door that sort of swung this<br />

way—" Kip interjects, "This was facing on the famous Rose Garden?" "Yeah," says Kenneth. "And<br />

there was Jack Kennedy sitting at his desk. He looked up and said, 'Well who are you?!' I said, 'I'm<br />

Kenneth Landon. You have a memorandum from me in your in box. I've brought the graduates of<br />

the first course which you have authorized on how to counter insurgency. And they are standing in<br />

the driveway in front of the White House, and they would like to pay their respects.' 'Oh!' he said.<br />

'Oh! oh.' And he grabbed his in box. 'Oh yes, here it is! Give me a minute.' So I backed off. I don't<br />

think he took more than three minutes, four at the most. And he came bounding out, no paper in his<br />

hands, walked over with me, met the whole group, and he gave an absolutely EULOOLDQW exegesis of<br />

what that course was all about. He was a quick study. Very fast mind. And they were thrilled; they<br />

were quite thrilled."<br />

That was the only time Kenneth took the class over, a unique experience.<br />

In the area studies programs Kenneth ran from 1963 through 1965, the students were regular<br />

Foreign Service officers preparing to go to their foreign assignments. They studied language, and<br />

they studied the areas of the world to which they were going. Kenneth felt the existing courses were<br />

superficial, inadequate, not interdisciplinary, so he reorganized the whole thing along the lines of<br />

serious area studies program in American universities. The courses were intense; the officers only<br />

had a month. The area studies covered all parts of the world. Kenneth brought in professors from<br />

around the country to lecture, and he had resident professors. He also drew on the various agencies<br />

of the government, USIA, AID, the Pentagon, and so on. One man in particular that Kenneth brought<br />

in to lecture was Joseph Campbell, who was famous for his knowledge of mythology. [Margaret<br />

and Kenneth put him up in their home on at least one occasion, perhaps more than once.]<br />

Another man was a Professor O'Brien from Ohio State University. When he came the first<br />

time, there stood a full-blooded Arab. Kenneth asked if his father had been Irish. No, he was an<br />

Arab. O'Brien just laughed. When his grandfather came to this country, O'Brien explained, he spoke<br />

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no English. At the port of New York, they asked his name, and the answer was Ibrahim. The Irish<br />

immigration officer asked him to say the name again. "Ibrahim." "O'Brien it is!" the Irish officer<br />

declared, and the family has been O'Brien ever since.<br />

Kenneth brought in Professor Benda from Yale, and people from Cornell, and Michigan. Pete<br />

Gosling (SP?) came in from Michigan to lecture on geography.<br />

We return to the National Interdepartmental Seminar for a moment. At the end of the first<br />

class, Kenneth discovered that many books had been stolen. Fifty or sixty volumes had vanished,<br />

perhaps more. The librarian had warned people that they would be fined if they didn't return the<br />

books. One man, who was going out to be an ambassador, took twenty to twenty-five books with<br />

him. Kenneth dealt with this by deducting the value of the books from the pay of the various officers<br />

who had taken them. "I want to tell you there was an outcry, a terrible outcry of anguish!" Kenneth<br />

informed the next class of what had happened, and said he would be delighted to have the members<br />

of the class take books with them but with the understanding that the cost of the books would be<br />

deducted from their pay. And the second class walked off with many books too. The books had to<br />

be continually replaced. The way it was finally worked out was that the officers would deduct the<br />

price of the books from the incidental fund at the embassy to which they were going.<br />

4<br />

20:24 "So that more or less completes my life, and then since then, I've been a cook."<br />

Returning again to the Seminar: On about the second or third day of the first course, General<br />

Stilwell informed Kenneth that he would be departing on Thursday at a certain time and would report<br />

back in on Tuesday. "And I said, 'Negative, General.' '1HJDWLYH!!?' he said. I said, 'Negative,<br />

General. You're not going anywhere. You're here under a Presidential directive, and you're going to<br />

be here.' 'Yes, sir!' he said. He hadn't expected that."<br />

General Krulak had hoped to become head of the Marine Corps. When Kenneth left for the<br />

Foreign Service Institute, the General took over the National Interdepartmental Seminar, reorganizing<br />

the syllabus and changing the program. About two years afterward, when Kenneth had moved over<br />

to American University, he went to the Cosmos Club one day for lunch, walking up into the large<br />

reception room on the second floor, and there ran into Max Milliken and Lucian Pye sitting on a<br />

couch. They told him that the Seminar "was back where you headed it." The revisions required by<br />

the military had turned out to be inadequate, and so the program had been re-reorganized.<br />

"While we're talking about Krulak, he did get his third star out of me, on this. And he went to<br />

Vietnam. And he went along with those military, General Westmoreland and the rest of the dummies<br />

that made a mess of the war out there. He went along with them until toward the end he was too<br />

smart to be completely fooled, and at last he woke up. And he came to Washington and tried his best<br />

to swing McNamara into his line of thinking about insurgency, feeling that the way the war was<br />

being fought was simply slaughtering Marines needlessly, pointlessly, that the war was being lost,<br />

that they must change the nature of the war." He hurt himself by this, antagonizing the top military,<br />

so that when the vacancy appeared at the head of the Marine Corps, he who was the natural for it was<br />

passed over. He was bitterly disappointed. "He ZDV smart at the end. But it was too late for him to<br />

wake up. Westmoreland never was awake. He never did know what the war was about. Never<br />

found out."<br />

Margaret asks about the assassination of Ngo Dinh Diem. Kenneth says that he wasn't<br />

involved with that. It involved Ambassador Nolting.<br />

Kip asks about Kenneth's title at FSI. Kenneth's resumé says "Associate Dean, School of<br />

Language and Area Studies." Kenneth was in charge of the area studies, so that he was Dean of Area<br />

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Studies, he says, but in the total structure of the school, he was the Associate Dean. Having said that,<br />

Kenneth goes over in his mind the structure of the Foreign Service Institute. There was a director,<br />

and under him there were associate deans, an associate dean for language studies, an associate dean<br />

for area studies, and an associate dean for something else. There were two or three deans.<br />

When the National Security Council met for the first time under John F. Kennedy in 1961,<br />

Jimmy Lay was still the secretary. He had been secretary under Truman and Eisenhower. He was<br />

accustomed to making minutes of the procedures of the NSC, which set policies under the President's<br />

and his advisors' direction. After that first meeting, Jimmy Lay carefully prepared the minute and<br />

went in to the President and offered him the minute for his approval. Kennedy asked what it was, and<br />

when Lay told him, Kennedy said that he didn't want the minute. It should be torn up. Lay couldn't<br />

believe it. But Kennedy repeated that he wanted no minutes kept. Lay was to destroy and dispose of<br />

what he had written. "Jimmy just couldn't believe his ears." So at the next meeting of the NSC, he<br />

again made a careful record and wrote a precise minute of the meeting and took it in to the President.<br />

When Kennedy realized what it was, he flew into a rage, reasserting his decision that no minutes<br />

should be kept. He ripped up the paper and fired Jimmy Lay on the spot. "I won't have a man around<br />

here who disobeys me! You get out!" So Jimmy Lay went back to the CIA until his final retirement.<br />

"That actually happened."<br />

They found by the end of the first year of the Kennedy administration that the U.S.<br />

government was in chaos, "because all committees had been abolished. There were no committees.<br />

There was no co-ordination among agencies of any substantial sort, of any orderly sort. And so, in<br />

desperation, they had to set up what they called 'action teams.' They were action teams set up for<br />

action on Vietnam, for instance, and things like this, which were again committees. They found they<br />

couldn't do without something like that. And it was a time of very great informality so that people<br />

attached to the White House didn't bother with any of the niceties or formalities of<br />

intercommunication. If they wanted to talk to somebody on the staff of somebody of any agency,<br />

they'd call that man. They wouldn't call his boss. They would call him; tell him to come on over.<br />

And they wouldn't clear it with anybody, so that it was really chaotic. I mean, government isn't<br />

connected that way.<br />

"Well, I got a call to come over on the Buddhist issue. And I was called over by the son of<br />

the former Secretary of State who committed suicide, James whateverhisnamewas. Forrestal!<br />

Michael Forrestal. Called me over to talk with him and a couple of other fellows in the White House<br />

on the Buddhists, who were setting up blockades along the roads to frustrate movement of our<br />

military trucks and machinery and whatnot, tanks. They were really desperate to know what to do<br />

about monks. What do you do with them when they immolate themselves and burn themselves to<br />

death? What do you do with them when they set up Buddhist orders on the highway to prevent the<br />

movement of traffic? So I was sent over as an expert on Buddhism. Well, they hadn't called<br />

anybody else. They just called me directly. So I called the Vietnam desk, and I told them about this<br />

action group. And I told them I was going over and would report back what happened if anything.<br />

So they were very grateful to be informed. So I went over, and we had two or three hours. And they<br />

wanted to know, Was it religious or what? I said, 'No, it isn't religious. It's political.' 'What would<br />

you do?' I said, 'I'd drive right through them.' 'You'd drive right through them?!' 'Yes, I would,' I<br />

said. 'It's political.' And then I explained to them that from the earliest time of Buddhism in Vietnam<br />

society, when they were still in North Vietnam, before they even came south, that with the<br />

organization of the priesthood, the only people of learning were the monks and that they were the<br />

political advisors, the political guides, for the emperor, and had been and continued to be for the rest<br />

of the thousand years that they were a kingdom in the north, before they began to come south. Well,<br />

then they had gotten into trouble with some of the emperors, and they had been abolished and<br />

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diminished, and they had become unimportant, but now the Buddhists were again in spate and were<br />

well-organized and were feeling their oats and wanted to regain and renew their position as political<br />

advisors and guides to the nation of Vietnam and to the head men. And their problem was also the<br />

Americans. And so what their action was was designed to make themselves the political guides for<br />

the development, in this terrible situation with communism and whatnot in the politics of the day.<br />

And it was political. So it should be treated as political and not religious.<br />

"They said, 'Thank you very much,' but they didn't have guts enough to do it." Kenneth went<br />

back and briefed the Vietnam task force people on the discussion at the White House, "which they<br />

thought was hilarious. They knew that nothing would happen. I knew nothing would happen."<br />

Kenneth adds, "When they were immolating themselves, these Buddhist monks, they were<br />

really creating violent spirits, because the real religion is not Buddhism but spiritism." Kenneth<br />

explained this to Michael Forrestal also, that they weren't really dealing with just Buddhists. They<br />

were dealing with spirit-worshippers who were using Buddhism as a vehicle for their spiritism. They<br />

were creating violent spirits to oppose the enemy. The people understood it that way.<br />

Session #58 January 17, 1989 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

5<br />

37:11 Queen Ramphai Barni was queen to King Prajadhipok. It was she who visited at 4711 after<br />

World War II, and whom Kenneth visited in turn on his trip to Thailand in 1950. She is long dead<br />

now, and Kenneth has the cremation book in the living room here, a very elaborate creation. Kenneth<br />

thinks that the Thai government did it up to compensate for the fact that no such honors were paid t o<br />

King Prajadhipok, who abdicated and retired to England. The Queen in 1950 lived, not in Bangkok,<br />

but on her farm. She was a serious farmer. She felt that as a person of high rank, if she used the<br />

latest methods, she could set precedents for Thai farmers everywhere, who were used to following the<br />

royal example. Kenneth asked for an appointment, which was granted, and he was driven down<br />

around the gulf to her farm on the eastern side, toward Cambodia. The farm was extensive. She<br />

received him graciously. She was nicely dressed, but not elaborately. "She was a farm woman, and<br />

she wanted everyone to know it." She served Kenneth tea, which was ordinary politeness among all<br />

Thai. Then she asked him why he was calling on her. She had no official position of any sort.<br />

Kenneth answered that he admired her and that also she had been a guest in his home in Washington.<br />

"Oh yes," she said. "Well, I remember now." That broke the ice, and they had a nice, informal hour's<br />

chat. She wanted to know what he was doing in Bangkok, and he told her. She wanted to know what<br />

wedding gift he had brought out to the young King, and he shared that too. It was a pleasant time.<br />

Kip asks Kenneth to describe the Executive Office Building, next to the White House. When<br />

he first worked there in October, 1943, and on, the first thing he encountered of interest was on the<br />

first floor, the offices of General "Black Jack" Pershing. The building reminded Kenneth of the bars<br />

he had seen as a child because of the saloon doors to the offices that did not go down to the floor or<br />

up to the top of the door. The ceilings were very high, twenty-four feet, enough for two floors in a<br />

normal building. All of the lintels were cast iron. When they electrified the building, which had been<br />

built in the nineteenth century, the winners of the contract thought they had a good thing going until<br />

they discovered that the lintels were cast iron. There was no way to pry them loose or cut through<br />

them. They had a terrible time electrifying that building and lost money on the job. The reason for<br />

the saloon doors was ventilation. Without them, in the days before air conditioning, the air simply<br />

didn't move. "Everything in that building was permanent." Solidly built. At one time, there was talk<br />

about tearing down the EOB and building a new structure in its place. But then, as they looked into<br />

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it, they realized that the stones of the walls were all laid one on another and pegged into each other.<br />

These would have to be removed one by one from top to bottom. The walls were very thick,<br />

designed originally to fend off cannonfire. "You could not use any machinery to push them over.<br />

You could blast 'em, but what would happen? A few stones would probably get splintered, and that<br />

would be about it." So they just cleaned the building up, and repaired the roof, and went on using it.<br />

There were many chimneys—"a congeries of chimneys"—because every office of any<br />

importance had a fireplace. Most of the fireplaces hadn't been used in decades. Every important<br />

office also had a mirror. "And these mirrors were magnificent. I mean, they soared from floor up<br />

possibly eighteen to twenty feet. And the windows were accordingly. I mean, they were big<br />

windows. And I got to see quite a few of those offices, like Sumner Welles' office, and Nelson<br />

Rockefeller's office." Rockefeller had his fireplace opened up. Kenneth sneaked in to see what the<br />

setup was. And observed the birchwood logs Rockefeller had had brought in, each one wrapped in<br />

cellophane so that he wouldn't get his hands dirty.<br />

The floors were wood, with large planks. Everything was large, large rooms, large doors,<br />

large windows. They would take one of these rooms and often run a partition down the middle of it,<br />

producing a long, narrow room, perhaps ten feet wide, with a twenty-four foot ceiling! That was the<br />

kind of room Kenneth first worked in, with Larry Salsbury at the window, Rhody Hall, who never<br />

stopped eating because of his "hyperactive pituitary" in the middle, and Kenneth next to the swing<br />

doors. Their office was adjacent to that of Assistant Secretary Breckinridge Long. Kenneth has told<br />

the story of how he got the Assistant Secretary's executive office chair.<br />

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6<br />

53:59 The Far Eastern offices looked out over the White House grounds. Kenneth was on the third<br />

floor.<br />

When Kenneth was on the OCB, he did not attend NSC meetings unless specifically invited.<br />

"For instance, I was the guy who prepared the first paper ever prepared in the whole history of the<br />

United States on the role of religion, of Buddhism, in Southeast Asia." That was in the 1950's.<br />

Kenneth went over to the OCB in 1954, and it took him two or three years to get this idea accepted.<br />

So he probably delivered the paper to the NSC in 1957 or so. "And they treated it as though it was<br />

diseased, or leprous, or something. . . ." The paper "had to do with the problems of religion in<br />

Buddhism for national policy." Kenneth proposed that he be authorized to produce papers on every<br />

religion throughout the world. After all, he had a scholarly standing in comparative religion.<br />

However, the paper was simply filed, and the NSC would not authorize another paper on any<br />

religion. They were worried about what would happen if the Methodists got on to it, or the<br />

missionaries, etc., seeing the government as tampering with religion. The press would jump all over<br />

the administration. We have separation of church and state, after all. Kenneth understood the point.<br />

But at the same time, Kenneth felt that religion was one of the facts of life and played an important<br />

role in international politics everywhere. It was something to consider and understand. "It's a basis<br />

of disorder and disagreement between the Jews and the Arabs. And between the Hindhus and the<br />

Pakistanis. . . ."<br />

"It was because of me that they brought in a religious advisor to the State Department. They<br />

did. And he was a fellow named McCartney," who had been the pastor of the Presbyterian church<br />

down on M Street. He was the first political advisor on religion they'd ever had. "And he was<br />

succeeded by my successor at Earlham <strong>College</strong>."<br />

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Session #58 continued January 17, 1989 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIIB40) McCartney was succeeded by Kenneth's successor at Earlham <strong>College</strong>. He knew<br />

he had gotten the job because of Kenneth. And he was the last one. They had two religious advisors.<br />

And no one would listen to them. Neither of them really knew anything on the political significance<br />

of religion, Kenneth says. They were probably fine at a religious meeting, but that had "nothing to do<br />

with the real world." Kip comments, "The SROLWLFDO world." "Yes, I'm talking about the UHDO world.<br />

That's the UHDO world, the political world. Without politics, you haven't got a nation."<br />

We return to the assassination of Ngo Dinh Diem. "It's a big story, and I was never involved<br />

in that. I was one of the many observers who saw what was going on and was horrified by it because<br />

I had known Ngo Dinh Diem and had been in, you might say, on the creation of Ngo Dinh Diem<br />

when he was an unemployed national with holes in his shoes. He was brought in by General<br />

Sullivan, who was a Foreign Service officer and was a Roman Catholic and who was very closely<br />

allied with this Catholic bishop, or archbishop, up in Boston, who took on Ngo Dinh Diem as his<br />

protegé because Ngo Dinh Diem's brother was a Catholic bishop, you see." Sullivan brought Ngo<br />

Dinh Diem down to John Foster Dulles, after which Diem became the Prime Minister of South<br />

Vietnam and then, after a lot of finagling and a big conference in Europe in 1954, the President.<br />

In the Kennedy administration, it was decided that South Vietnam wasn't winning the war<br />

with North Vietnam with Diem as President and that someone more popular was needed who could<br />

win the hearts and minds of the southern people. The trouble was that there was no one else. "When<br />

they killed him, they killed the whole thing." What the "ignoramuses" in this country didn't know<br />

was that the military under the mandarin system in Vietnam were somewhat similar to the military<br />

under the mandarins in China. "You do not use good iron to make nails, and you do not use good<br />

men to make soldiers." In the mandarin system, as developed in Vietnam, there were nine ranks, and<br />

the military type could never rise above the top of rank six or the bottom of rank seven at the best.<br />

The top ranks were reserved for civilians. The general, no matter how successful in war, was still<br />

subservient in the Vietnamese pecking order. If a general wanted to become truly famous in<br />

Vietnam, he didn't do it by his prowess in war. He did by his skill with the stylus, in drawing<br />

characters, in writing essays, in being literary, a scholar. The people in the Kennedy administration<br />

had no understanding of this, and especially John [actually Henry] Cabot Lodge, "a mandarin from<br />

Boston." When they killed Diem off, they were killing all hope for anything. There was no<br />

alternative to him.<br />

"One of my Foreign Service colleagues who had been the ambassador, Nolting, Frederick<br />

Nolting, when it was proposed to him, that he officiate at the assassination of Ngo Dinh Diem, he<br />

refused. He balked. He wouldn't do it. So that's why they pulled him. They sent him on vacation.<br />

Then they sent out John Cabot Lodge." Kip asks if Kenneth actually means Henry Cabot Lodge.<br />

"Oh, Henry Cabot Lodge!" Kenneth realizes he has been confusing him with John Cabot, another<br />

Foreign Service man, who brought to America the Chinese paintings Margaret had ordered in 1949<br />

and 1950. Lodge had been successful at the United Nations representing the U.S. Kip says that he<br />

had heard a version of the story according to which the Kennedy administration gave its blessing to a<br />

coup, but never imagined that Diem would be killed. Kenneth replies, "Oh, that's not so. They knew<br />

he was going to be killed. In fact, they knew very well that the only way you could really get rid of<br />

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him was to kill him. It was an assassination procedure. And this was very commonly talked about.<br />

This kind of thing was very commonly talked about in the CIA. In fact, they had an assassination<br />

outline planned to assassinate Sihanouk at one time, to have him poisoned. Unfortunately, somebody<br />

else ate the poison. So he was quite astonished, but he realized that it was an attempt on his life.<br />

They also cooked up a plan to assassinate that Indonesian, Sukarno, and overthrow his government<br />

and set up a new kind of government." "The funniest exchange occurred over that when they ordered<br />

one of our flattops to go down into Indonesian waters, and Dulles ordered that they send him a<br />

message to be alert. And he sent a message back saying, 'I DP alert. Who's the enemy?' Which<br />

caused an awful laugh all over political Washington here when that news got out. 'I DP alert. Who's<br />

the enemy?' Well, Sukarno wasn't taken in by all this. He survived. And then, what he did, I<br />

thought, was to thumb his nose at the assassination attempts of the American government because he<br />

loaded a big plane full of his so-called political enemies, including the head of the communist party—<br />

this was in the Eisenhower administration—and brought them to New York to the United Nations.<br />

And he asked for an appointment to call on the President in the White House, and he was given such<br />

an appointment. He came in with his entourage. And he just about knocked the ears off Eisenhower<br />

when he introduced his entourage, and he said, 'And Mr. President, may I introduce our leading<br />

communist?' Ike really dropped his uppers on that one. I mean, it was insulting, but it was also<br />

informing him that he and his government wasn't going to succeed in assassinating Sukarno. So, I<br />

mean, it was a commonplace thing in the thinking of the CIA, and people of that sort, that they could<br />

assassinate somebody who was a chief of state, and get rid of him, and put in a government more to<br />

their liking. But it reached its, you might say, its real tryout, its field effort, when they knocked off<br />

Ngo Dinh Diem. And this nonsense about how they didn't expect to kill him, they were just going to<br />

have a coup d'état, that's baloney. They knew were going to kill him, if they could."<br />

From that time, every president in South Vietnam was a general. Big Minh. Nguyen Cao Ky,<br />

an Air Force general. Ellsworth Bunker, President Johnson's new ambassador, disliked Ky, and so<br />

got Ky ousted and replaced by a general named Thieu. The problem was that all the members of the<br />

cabinet were loyal to Ky.<br />

Kenneth describes Bunker, a humorless man highly regarded in the Foreign Service. "I<br />

remember riding on a plane with Ellsworth Bunker from Singapore up to Bangkok shortly after he'd<br />

gotten Indonesia to get out of part of the islands there—a big issue over the islands. . . ." He was<br />

recognized as a very successful diplomat in negotiations of that sort. "But as I pointed out to him,<br />

what he succeeded in doing was turning Sukarno from a rather innocuous expansion of influence in a<br />

remote island to a confrontation with Malaysia. He didn't like that, but it was so. So often these<br />

diplomatic victories have a backlash to them that the people who were bringing them about had not<br />

anticipated."<br />

2<br />

13:06 Kip asks how many Presidents of the United States Kenneth actually met. Roosevelt, of<br />

course, in late 1941, though Kenneth just sat behind William Donovan as Donovan presented<br />

Kenneth's report to the President. Kenneth also met Truman, "a number of times. And Nixon, of<br />

course, had his briefings in my office while he was Vice President. And I set up a golf game with<br />

Prime Minister Luang Priboon Sunkraun (SP?) of Thailand with President Eisenhower, with myself<br />

included, and the President then got starry-eyed over the whole thing and changed it from—no, I had<br />

set up a luncheon, with me included, not a golf game, and I changed it to a golf game with this guy<br />

and [the President] gave him a set of clubs that didn't fit him so he could beat him. He gave him a<br />

set of clubs that were absolutely too long for him. He couldn't manage them." Luang Priboon<br />

showed Kenneth the clubs afterwards, which the President had given him as a memento of their game<br />

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together. [Kenneth, in other words, who would have shared in the luncheon, did not play golf<br />

with the two men. So I don't think he met Eisenhower, though he worked on his NSC-OCB<br />

staff right next to the White House.]<br />

"I never met Johnson." But he did meet Kennedy, "in the White House, and in the Oval<br />

Office."<br />

Kenneth says that the real geopolitician among these Presidents, until Nixon came, was<br />

Roosevelt. "He was a real politician. Truman started off with nothin'. But he was spunky, and also<br />

he was smart, and he grew smarter as he went, so that he has quite a reputation as a quick learner and<br />

as a very fine President. I would say he was one of the best. Nixon, I think, was the best one for<br />

international politics. He really had the feel of the world as no other President has had in my<br />

estimation. That was his long suit. He really had a feel for world politics, international politics. And<br />

it was he, of course, who ended the isolation of China. And it was he who had the ideas, not<br />

Kissinger, to send Kissinger out to begin to open up relations with China. Many people think that<br />

Kissinger had the ideas. Kissinger was acceptable to Nixon because he was willing to do it and<br />

agreed with Nixon that it should be done, and he did it very ably, and was the messenger boy. But it<br />

was Nixon who had the brilliant ideas there."<br />

Kenneth had a low opinion of John F. Kennedy. Kip asks if he feels Kennedy was learning<br />

with time and experience. "No, I think it would have been tragic if he hadn't been killed. I mean, he<br />

never grew up. He just couldn't take his mind off the girls, literally." Kenneth says that Kennedy<br />

was assassinated just at the time when he realized he was losing his popularity and might not be reelected.<br />

That was why he went to Dallas. Though Kennedy did do some significant things, "I never<br />

saw the government in more disarray than it was under John Kennedy. It was in complete disarray."<br />

He didn't believe in co-ordinated effort.<br />

Kenneth speaks of a Harvard professor who wrote The Power of the Presidency and<br />

pointed out that the President who exercized the most power in the Presidency was Roosevelt because<br />

when he wanted something done, he would have five or six different people all thinking that they<br />

were the ones doing it. But in fact, none of them were. Roosevelt worked things out to please<br />

himself. He kept everybody off balance. He alone made the decisions. People in government were<br />

always being surprised when they discovered that somebody else had a mandate to do the same thing<br />

they were doing. In other words, Roosevelt was especially powerful because he did not invest power<br />

in others. That was the thesis. Truman, on the other hand, had less power because he established the<br />

National Security Council, which brought the bureaucrats together at cabinet and sub-cabinet level,<br />

with their aides, and they were supposed to be drawing up our national security policy. In short,<br />

Truman had turned over part of his power to a committee. Then came Eisenhower, who believed in<br />

staff work. This is true, Kenneth says. Eisenhower believed that if you gave a staff group of officers<br />

the responsibility to design a policy or operations or whatever, what would come out of their<br />

combined minds would be superior to what any one of them could do. You would get the best<br />

distillation for yourself. Eisenhower would give them a problem to work with, and then he would<br />

have them present their choices to him, and when they had done so, he would tell them to decide<br />

which was the best choice of policy or action and would walk out. He exercized the least power of<br />

the Presidency, therefore, or so the book argued.<br />

The author of that book applied for membership in the Cosmos Club at a time when the book<br />

was fresh in Kenneth's mind. Kenneth had just reviewed it for some publisher. "And I had his<br />

application in my portfolio for membership in the Cosmos Club, and I pointed this out to the<br />

membership committee, and they turned him down. And he's quite a famous professor at Harvard,<br />

and they turned him down! I was astonished they turned him down, but I didn't care one way or the<br />

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In his review, what Kenneth said was that the book was based on faulty logic. The author<br />

might just as well have argued that Roosevelt exercized the maximum power of the Presidency<br />

because he always sat in a wheelchair, whereas Truman exercized less power of the Presidency<br />

because he took walks. But Eisenhower exercized even less power than Truman because he not only<br />

took walks, he played golf while taking walks. That was the logic of the book.<br />

As for Johnson, "he was a blunderer." Of course, it was Kennedy who got us into Vietnam,<br />

sending out thousands of "advisors" to advise the Vietnamese on countering insurgency. And of<br />

course, we had to have troops to protect them. Then Johnson came in. And he took advantage of the<br />

Gulf of Tonkin incident to get the Congress to back him up and send the troops, so that we got in<br />

deep. Kenneth's opinion is that we should have stayed out of Vietnam. Should have gotten out. Kip<br />

asks if there were any way we could have won. "No way," Kenneth answers. We dared not go into<br />

North Vietnam for fear of confrontation with China, who might send their troops down into Vietnam.<br />

We didn't want that. As for General Westmoreland, he was out of his depth. "His chief function was<br />

that of running a storehouse. He was very good at storehouse work. And sending people out to die.<br />

But he didn't know what he was doing. And the people he was sacrificing, chiefly, were the<br />

Marines." This was what got to General Krulak, Kenneth's former nemesis, who came to<br />

Washington and tried to get our approach to the war in Vietnam changed.<br />

3<br />

27:55 Kip asks Kenneth for his assessment of Thailand today, after a lifetime of experience with<br />

the Thai. "They're survivors. They'll always survive. The Thai are expert at surviving. And they're<br />

getting rich." They're catching up with Hong Kong and Singapore. They are working with the<br />

Japanese. A lot of products produced by Japan are actually made in Thailand, Kenneth says. The<br />

Thai are very different from the Burmese and the Indochinese. They're much more in charge of their<br />

own affairs than Malaya. "But their business community, you have to remember, is Chinese. And<br />

the top politicians are Sino-Thai, so that in a sense, they have many of the racial characteristics that<br />

you find for success in business in Singapore and Hong Kong and Taiwan, and Korea. Oh, they're<br />

survivors. They're survivors. They'll always be independent. They really know how to get along."<br />

Kenneth knew the present Prime Minister as a young man, when he was in his twenties.<br />

4<br />

30:10 Kenneth says that he could have joined the Cosmos Club many years earlier than he did. In<br />

1942, he had a letter from President Dennis of Earlham <strong>College</strong> saying that he was a member of the<br />

Club and would like to propose Kenneth for membership. Kenneth was very busy, and was not clubminded,<br />

and did not realize the role clubs played in this city, and so wrote back saying thank you but<br />

no. The Club at that time was on Jackson Place, right across from the White House, in the Dolly<br />

Madison mansion. This was still the location in 1953 when Kenneth did join.<br />

At that time, a friend named Bill Johnson, a geologist who had gone to Thailand to do a<br />

geological survey after the war and accordingly had spent a good deal of time with Kenneth in<br />

connection with his work, suggested that he put up Kenneth's name for membership. By then,<br />

Kenneth knew it was a good idea. Johnson said Kenneth would be a shoo-in because he had three<br />

scholarly books out. Kenneth presented the Club with these three books in connection with Johnson's<br />

sponsoring his membership. The principle of membership in the Cosmos Club was that you had done<br />

original, meritorious work in a discipline that was recognized nationally and preferably<br />

internationally.<br />

When Kenneth first came to Washington, the heart of government was right there in the<br />

vicinity of the White House, with the State Department and the Treasury right there, and Commerce a<br />

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couple of blocks away. The Cosmos Club, situated directly across from the White House, "was the<br />

meetingplace for like minds to get together in the U.S. government on almost any subject. And<br />

people would come down from the Library of Congress, who were keeping the records, you might<br />

say, the library collection and legislative reference for the Congress, so that it was commonplace for<br />

the chief librarian of Congress to be there for lunch almost every day." You would go in, and there<br />

would be several long tables, and you would just drift in and take a seat and talk to whomever you<br />

wanted to talk to. "And I made the mistake one day of going in and sitting down in the chair that was<br />

sacred to the librarian of Congress. There was stony silence, and I realized that I was being viewed<br />

with disapproval. And I asked what the problem was," and they explained. "Goodness me," Kenneth<br />

said, and moved over. That was where the librarian held court. "It was very informal and very nice."<br />

In those days, so many people could walk there from the various nearby agencies. Interior was<br />

nearby too.<br />

In World War II, Kenneth says, the government pre-empted the Cosmos Club's building and<br />

paid them a million dollars for it. They did this on the assumption that they would need the building<br />

for some newly-created agency in the war effort. In fact, however, they did not, and so the Club<br />

stayed there during the war. Then after the war, the government told them to find new quarters<br />

elsewhere, and so in the 1950's, they found a mansion for sale at the corner of Massachusetts and<br />

Florida. The original asking price was close to a million dollars. The mansion had stood vacant for<br />

some ten years and was in poor repair. The asking price had gone down and down. "I think we got it<br />

for a little over $300,000." They used the rest of the million they had gotten for the old building<br />

rehabilitating the mansion and building an addition with over fifty rooms for members visiting from<br />

other parts of the world.<br />

The new building had been the private home of a family named the Townsends, who were<br />

quite wealthy. Mr. Townsend had been a railroad magnate, "and he had put up that mansion for<br />

entertainment purposes and also for lobbying in Washington, he being a railroad executive." Sumner<br />

Welles married into the Townsend family and assumed ownership of the house. He was the<br />

Undersecretary of State under Hull, and acted like the Secretary of State much of the time because<br />

Hull was ill. So the Cosmos Club purchased the mansion from him.<br />

5<br />

40:06 Kenneth served on the admissions committee for five years. Members were only supposed to<br />

serve three years, but someone who was serving on the committee resigned from the Club, and<br />

Kenneth was asked to fill in his remaining two years. Then the committee voted that he serve another<br />

three years. "I thought I had served the Club nobly in all that time. And I was supposed to have all<br />

portfolios involving political science, I never having had a course in political science that I can<br />

recall." But he was involved in diplomacy, and had written two books that Club members saw in<br />

terms of political science. Most of the work was routine. Each application had to be presented by a<br />

member and a seconder, and then they had the responsibility of collecting letters from members in<br />

support. The committee liked to have a flurry of letters in support so that they could get a sense of<br />

how the applicant rated in his particular discipline. [The club was for men only until the 1980's.]<br />

There was another category for membership, and that was "Distinguished," that is,<br />

distinguished in public service. These were people who were not scholars and did not write books<br />

but were distinguished as governors, or in the ministry, or in law, or in architecture, like the Landons'<br />

friend Waldron Faulkner. People of that sort.<br />

There was also a third category, for a person who was knowledgeable in the arts and sciences<br />

in general. Not a scholar, not a scientist, not distinguished, but a person like Noel Coward, say.<br />

Kenneth ran into this once when they turned down a person who didn't seem to amount to much but<br />

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who unfortunately was very well liked by a prominent couple associated with the Woodrow Wilson<br />

family, and a flood of protesting letters came in. The committee reconsidered and voted the man into<br />

membership. In response, Kenneth said that he thought they ought to clarify this third category. "I<br />

said, 'A person who is talented in the arts and sciences enough to be joining the Cosmos Club should<br />

be a person who has the talent of having made friends of five former presidents of the Cosmos Club<br />

and fifty distinguished members.' Well, they acknowledged the humor, but they wouldn't accept that<br />

as a definition."<br />

Margaret recalls an evening when Kenneth came home late and she heard him laughing<br />

uproariously downstairs. He had found in his mail a notice from the Cosmos Club that he had been<br />

assigned John Fitzgerald Kennedy's portfolio of application for membership. This was just after<br />

Kenneth and everyone else in the OCB had been "abolished" by the President. It seemed funny<br />

beyond belief that Kenneth would be the one responsible for handling his abolisher's application.<br />

Kenneth Galbraith of Harvard was sponsoring Kennedy for membership, along with someone else.<br />

Kenneth knew that many members of the committee did not want a President—any President—as a<br />

member because of all the inconvenience it would cause. Any time the President came, the security<br />

precautions would thoroughly disrupt all activities at the Club. But everyone knew that there was no<br />

way they could turn down the President's application. So they were in for it.<br />

Then fate intervened, for at the same time, another man, Carl Rowan, a well-known African-<br />

American journalist, was proposed for membership. He had just been designated the head of the<br />

USIA by the President. Kenneth did not have Rowan's portfolio. That came up for vote first, and<br />

there were two blackballs. This happened at a time when Kenneth was briefing the cousin of Adlai<br />

Stevenson on his duties and activities concerning the Philippines. Kenneth was now working over at<br />

FSI. Stevenson was charmed to know that Kenneth had attended Princeton Theological Seminary<br />

when his namesake predecessor was the head of it. He was a great friend of that Stevenson's son.<br />

Inasmuch as Kenneth was briefing Stevenson and meeting him daily, he was invited by Adlai<br />

Stevenson to a reception in honor of the younger Stevenson before he departed for the Philippines.<br />

So here Kenneth was at the reception "when suddenly a big hand came down on my shoulder and<br />

[the younger Stevenson] said, 'Ken Landon, turn around here. Carl Rowan, turn around here. You<br />

two ought to get to know each other. Carl, Ken Landon is on that admissions committee that just<br />

blackballed you for membership in the Cosmos Club. I think you ought to get acquainted!' And Carl<br />

Rowan was kind of stunned. And he looked at me with utter hatred, and I looked at him, and I<br />

smiled, and I said, 'Why, Mr. Rowan. Mr. Stevenson is not aware of the fact that we in the<br />

admissions committee try to make a point of not having our judgments biased by knowing the<br />

applicants for membership personally. We work entirely from documents presented before the<br />

committee. So it is indeed a pleasure to meet you. But,' I said, 'I hope you realize what a wonderful<br />

thing the committee has done for you. Because,' I said, 'by blackballing you, that committee has<br />

made you famous in the United States and has turned a man who has up to now a more or less<br />

parochial reputation as a reporter into a world figure.' And Stevenson just howled with laughter. He<br />

went off shaking. Carl Rowan just stood there and looked at me with utter hatred. I only met him<br />

one more time when I had some business over at USIA and I ran into him. But I told him, I said, 'I<br />

have no way of knowing who blackballed you, but I assure you that I did not.'"<br />

The denial of membership to Rowan was very controversial, because it was assumed to be<br />

racial. The Cosmos Club consisted of white men. As a result of the controversy Kenneth Galbraith<br />

and many other Kennedyites resigned from the Club. Galbraith's resignation automatically retired<br />

Kennedy's application for membership, and so the committee filed it. Then the Kennedy crowd<br />

started a new club of their own. A Landon friend, Carlton Savage, had them for dinner one night at<br />

this new club. Kenneth cannot recall the name of it.<br />

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Margaret recalls a humorous epilogue to the incident. She refers to a vote taken by the Club<br />

allowing black men to become members. After that vote, a black man came into the Club one day,<br />

she says, went over to the desk, and said he had heard about all this and was puzzled by all the<br />

controversy. He said he had become a member of the Club fifteen years earlier. Kenneth says that he<br />

doesn't know if the story is true or apocryphal, but that was the story that went all over town.<br />

Shortly after that, Justice Thurgood Marshall of the Supreme Court became a member, and<br />

several other African Americans as well. "Of course, we've always had diplomats in, Chinese,<br />

Japanese, Indians, and whatnot."<br />

Kenneth is still a member in 1989, a retired member. For several years, he was not required<br />

to pay any dues. But last year, the Club suggested that members in his category pay modest dues,<br />

and so he does. [Kenneth remained a member to the end. In the fall of 1992, when he became<br />

too frail to go to the Club, he had me write to resign his membership. But the Club wrote<br />

back to say that Kenneth's long membership would be extended indefinitely in his honor, and<br />

that he would not have to pay dues. He was pleased.<br />

[I recall many, many occasions when the family would dine at the Club, sometimes<br />

after church on a Sunday, sometimes on birthdays or other special times. Near the end, I<br />

would take Dad for lunch with his old State Department friend Phil Bonsal, who had been<br />

ambassador to Cuba at one time. And once, Dad and I duked it out in a game of pool<br />

upstairs. I had won my high school championship. Dad hadn't played in fifty years at least.<br />

He won easily.]<br />

6<br />

56:23 When Margaret's first book Anna became a bestseller, she was invited to join a Washington<br />

organization called The Literary Society. The Society had a limited number of people. Kenneth<br />

recalls the number as forty. Each member read an essay or something of the sort once every five<br />

years, and each member was responsible for entertaining the other members once every five years.<br />

Margaret found it very enjoyable. Kenneth remembers one of the first meetings they went to. It was<br />

a wintry day, and the Landons were unsure whether to go because the streets were so dangerous. The<br />

meeting was held over on the Cathedral grounds in the <strong>College</strong> of Preachers. "We were absolutely<br />

astounded to find all these old people slipping and sliding to come. They weren't going to miss it.<br />

They were hardy types who were not intimidated by bad weather." The Landons felt very young by<br />

comparison. Kenneth thinks they were the youngest people there. He remarks on how modestly the<br />

members called themselves "The Literary." Not "The Literary Society," but "The Literary." It was a<br />

small, private, social organization that did not seek to draw attention to itself.<br />

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Session #58 continued January 17, 1989 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIIB370) Margaret continues on The Literary Society. "Well," she says, "they were a very<br />

fine group of people, and brilliant, and interesting, and so on, so I've always enjoyed it."<br />

Unfortunately, the organization began to run down when Mrs. Huntingdon died. She strongly<br />

influenced the Society, and held it to a high intellectual standard of membership. Kenneth says that,<br />

when the head of the Smithsonian joined, things changed. The papers delivered tended to be less<br />

interesting.<br />

It was in the Society that the Landons came to know Waldron and Bussie Faulkner. Waldron<br />

was an architect well-known in this country and abroad. Bussie's maiden name was Elizabeth<br />

Coonley. She was of the wealthy Coonley family in Chicago and had grown up in a house designed<br />

by Frank Lloyd Wright. She and her husband owned virtually an entire block in Cleveland Park, at<br />

the edge of which they built their house. Most of it was left in its natural state. They gave the bulk of<br />

their property to the National Cathedral a few blocks away, which set up a <strong>College</strong> of Musicians there<br />

for a time and later sold the property to an international youth organization. Bussie was almost deaf.<br />

Her family was Christian Science, and she did not receive medical attention in a childhood illness<br />

that took her hearing. "There was nothing of assertion, of importance, in her. She twinkled. She<br />

saw the amusing in other people and in herself. She was delightful." [Bussie was Margaret's best<br />

friend in Washington.]<br />

Another friend in the Society was John Lord O'Brian, the lawyer. And Robert Lincoln<br />

O'Brien, a descendant of Abraham Lincoln. John Lord O'Brian was a short man, considered by many<br />

the top lawyer in Washington. He didn't seem impressive in person, just a nice person. Then one<br />

night, when O'Brian read a paper he had written, another member rose to make a deleterious remark,<br />

and O'Brian turned, smiling, "and in about three sentences he lopped that man's head off<br />

intellectually. And smiling happily all the time. And the brilliance of the performance was like<br />

something I had never seen because it wasn't vicious, but it was deadly. So then I knew why John<br />

Lord O'Brian was considered the top lawyer in Washington."<br />

Another friend was Armistead Peter, the scion of the Peter family which had owned an entire<br />

block high in Georgetown since before the District of Columbia was established in 1790. The house<br />

is called Tudor Place, and Mr. Peter told Margaret that, when it was built, the family still owned a<br />

strip of land running all the way from the house down to the Potomac River, three-quarters of a mile<br />

away. Mr. Peter is now dead, and Tudor Place and the property around it has become a private<br />

museum.<br />

Another member was Paul Hume, the famous music critic who had a run-in with President<br />

Truman when Hume criticized the singing of Truman's daughter.<br />

Paul Calloway, the organist and choir director at the National Cathedral, was also a member.<br />

Another good friend in the Society was Louis Wright, the head of the Folger Library, who put<br />

out a complete, annotated series of the Shakespeare plays. [Kip went to school with his son, Chris.]<br />

And Felix Morley, an editor and writer.<br />

Stanley Hornbeck was also a member, a political advisor to Secretary Hull in the State<br />

Department.<br />

Margaret was a member of the Society from the mid 1940's until the 1980's.<br />

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11:40 The Landons did a great deal of entertaining during Kenneth's career that was diplomatic in<br />

nature. If a Prime Minister from Thailand came to this country, the Landons would entertain him at<br />

4711, and they would have some generals and colonels and foreign secretaries. For this entertaining,<br />

the Landons used a caterer. Margaret tells of the time Queen Ramphai Barni sent word through the<br />

Thai embassy that she would like to be entertained at the Landons' house. She tells of King<br />

Prajadhipok, the Queen's husband, who abdicated and lived out the last of his life in England. One of<br />

the the Queen's brothers came with her, Prince Supsowat (SP?), and several people in waiting.<br />

"Royalty doesn't go alone." The caterer assigned their best cook, best butler, and best waiters to cater<br />

the occasion. Kenneth had records of Thai music, and he had daughter Carol playing them from<br />

another room. "The Queen was really charming and very gracious," says Margaret. "As you know,<br />

the Thai, by and large, upper class resented my book, Anna and the King of Siam. I was told,<br />

frankly, 'Don't go out. They'll kill you.' But I remember that night. Of course, the butler opened the<br />

door, and the Queen came in first, and behind her came her brother. And I can see him now. 'I'm the<br />

member of the royal family that OLNHV your book! I'm an artist, and I know that there's no sunshine<br />

without shadow.' And he was so pleased with his remark. And they were delightful guests. The<br />

Queen, for instance, explained for me why on official occasions she had worn a panung, a skirt, that<br />

was different from other occasions. It was a distinctly royal garment, and she said that the Thai,<br />

when they conquered Cambodia—was that 1350?" Kenneth says, "1450." "Well, all right, we're not<br />

arguing about dates. But anyway, the Thai defeated the Cambodians, and Angkor Wat, and that<br />

whole bit, and then they picked up and brought over to Ayuthia, WKHLU capital. . . ." Kenneth<br />

completes her sentence, "The Brahmins. The Brahmins, who were the political advisor." And,<br />

Margaret adds, also the people who know what is done and what is not. The type of panung the<br />

Queen wore had actually originated among the Cambodians.<br />

The high emotional moment for the Queen came when Carol played the first record from the<br />

other room. They were having the soup, Kenneth says. "And I can remember her dropping the soup<br />

spoon into the soup, and it splashed, and she burst into tears momentarily. And then she apologized,<br />

and she said, 'That was the music played by the royal orchestra for the King and myself at dinner, and<br />

that was our favorite tune. And it was so sudden,' she said. 'I have not heard it since the last time I<br />

heard it in the Royal Palace.'" Kenneth had bought the records when he was out there in 1945-6.<br />

It was a lovely occasion.<br />

The Landons went to many embassy parties. "It was the usual embassy crawl," Kenneth says.<br />

"They all had their national day celebrations and various other celebrations. The Thai always<br />

included me in everything because I was the Thai political officer. And so, I was often accused of<br />

running the Thai embassy, and of course in a sense I did during the war, because I was in control of<br />

their money. We had their account frozen, and we had to release it to them according to their current<br />

expenses." Kenneth tells again of Seni Pramoj who brought a complaint against Kenneth to the State<br />

Department, which assigned it to Kenneth for reply. Pramoj and Karp Kunjara, the military attaché<br />

didn't like each other, and Pramoj was harassing Karp Kunjara by withholding necessities of life from<br />

him. Kenneth called Pramoj and told him this nonsense had to stop, and Pramoj hated Kenneth for<br />

that. That was the reason for his complaint. And of course, Kenneth had the pleasure of drafting the<br />

State Department's reply. After the war, Pramoj became Prime Minister of Thailand. Margaret says,<br />

"How he and his brother hated and do hate us!" Kip thinks he recalls a movie set in Thailand in<br />

which Seni Pramoj portrayed a high Thai official, but he is not sure, and the Landons do not recall it.<br />

Marlon Brando starred in the movie. [In fact, it was Kukrit Pramoj who played the prime minister<br />

of a fictional Southeast Asian nation in "The Ugly American," 1962, starring Marlon Brando.]<br />

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24:05 When he was fifty, Kenneth began making lists of all the things he wanted to do before he<br />

died. He wanted to be sure he got them all in. His lists always included two to four things that rose<br />

to top. One was that he wanted to play the piano. Another was that he wanted to write short stories.<br />

And the third was that he wanted to play golf. He did not do any of these three. He decided three<br />

was a good beginning.<br />

So Kenneth took a correspondence course with a Miss Johnson of the University of<br />

Minnesota, which he had learned of through the Library of Congress. He began writing short stories<br />

for her. And after writing them for her, and getting her comments, he sent them on to the Saturday<br />

Evening Post, which at that time was the premier magazine publishing short stories in America.<br />

They paid the most, so Kenneth naturally went for them. "And I sold every story I wrote for her<br />

except the last one, which was the best. . . ." He sold them three stories in succession. The fourth one<br />

was turned down repeatedly by Ben Hiss when he became the editor. He was the new editor. "So<br />

that ended that career, but I had the satisfaction of writing short stories for the Saturday Evening<br />

Post ." [The stories were "Trial Surgery," published in the October 26, 1957, issue; "Brothers' Quarrel," in the<br />

March 29, 1958, issue; and "For the Sake of Love," in the June 14, 1958 issue.]<br />

As for the piano, Kenneth asked a friend of his who was a musician who recommended as<br />

piano teacher a woman named Mabes Imhoff, who was teaching his daughter. So Kenneth called her<br />

up and asked to take lessons. Mabes assumed that he wanted to play popular music, which she did<br />

not teach, but he replied that he wanted to play classical. Then she told him that she only worked<br />

with children. Kenneth replied that he didn't qualify for that, "but are you implying that you aren't<br />

DEOH to teach an adult?" The Irish in her rose up at that. "Of course I could," she said. "Well, good!"<br />

Kenneth said. "When do I begin?" So they began, with Kenneth going out in the evening for his<br />

lessons. He wasn't interested in playing scales and things like that. He wanted to start right out with<br />

a piece of music. "Actually, all I want to do is play the piano. And here's the piano, and where's the<br />

music?" Mabes co-operated with her only adult pupil. Kenneth got along well with her, playing the<br />

slow movements of Beethoven sonatas, and pieces by Debussy and Chopin and so on. Kip was nine<br />

years old at the time and, according to Kenneth, got the idea from listening to Kenneth that he wanted<br />

to play the piano too. Kip protests that this was not his idea. That was decided for him by someone<br />

else, and Kenneth suggests that perhaps it was Margaret. At any rate, Kip began taking lessons with<br />

Mabes also, and soon was playing serious pieces of his own, practicing in the evenings when<br />

Kenneth came home. He had taken the piano over. "People in the summertime would even sit out on<br />

the wall and listen to you practice, you were so good. So that ended my piano." [This process actually<br />

took a number of years.]<br />

Kip asks how the Landons happened to have a fine piano to play on. Peggy says that the<br />

piano was in the home of her friend Louise McCallum (SP?) on Brandywine Street. It had belonged<br />

to her uncle, who was musical. The Landons were living on Brandywine at the time. The piano was<br />

a baby grand Steinway. Margaret learned that it was for sale and bought it. The price was very<br />

reasonable. Margaret comments that it is an exceptionally fine Steinway. When Anna Fyshe, who<br />

was a concert pianist, visited at 4711, she was thrilled by the piano. Anna was the daughter of Anna<br />

Leonowens, Margaret says [but I believe she was a great granddaughter]. Education was poor in the part<br />

of Canada where the family lived. The head of the family was a banker. Several of the children were<br />

taken to Germany for their education, and Anna studied music, reaching the concert pianist level.<br />

She once played for the Kaiser. But her father would not allow her to have a public career, with all<br />

the travelling and independence involved. Anna married a German doctor who was Jewish and so<br />

had to flee the country when the Nazis took over. She had a party one evening during which she<br />

made a critical remark about Hitler. After her guests were gone, she received a telephone call from<br />

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one of her guests, a friend, who told her to get out that night. She grabbed what she could and<br />

escaped that very night on the train. She went to the Bahamas and then came through Washington on<br />

the way to Canada. Kenneth comments that the descendants of the Leonowens family regarded<br />

Margaret as collateral family.<br />

One day Anna went to the piano and began to play, and she was so thrilled that she said, "This<br />

is an incredibly fine piano! This is a wonderful piano!" [And I can confirm it, having played on that<br />

piano for so many years. It was truly fine, in touch and in tone, far superior to almost every other Steinway or<br />

grand piano I ever played.]<br />

4<br />

34:36 For years, Kenneth had been trying to get into the Congressional golf club, but they kept<br />

putting him off. But when he began taking lessons from Mabes, he learned that her husband Larry,<br />

who worked in the Interior Department, was an avid golfer who played at the Kenwood Golf and<br />

Country Club in Bethesda. Larry said he could get Kenneth into the club, and within a month,<br />

Kenneth was a member. It only cost $400 to join at the time. Now it would be $4000 or more.<br />

Kenneth played golf religiously from the early 1950's on up to 1986, when he resigned his<br />

membership. [He shot in the 80's. His practice in retirement would be to rise very early, his lifelong habit, and<br />

go out to Kenwood for nine or eighteen holes with a couple of friends. He would arrive to play before anyone<br />

else.]<br />

Kip remembers how serious Kenneth was about playing the piano. He remembers all the<br />

records Kenneth bought of Casadesus playing Beethoven, and Horowitz, and Gieseking playing<br />

Debussy. Kenneth went to concerts, too, and often took the family. [Though he didn't know it, he<br />

strongly influenced Kip's taste in classical music by the records he bought.]<br />

Margaret remembers Kip's playing, and particularly the recitals and the yearly auditions when<br />

students played for a judge who rated their skills. After one of these auditions, she says, the examiner<br />

came out with tears in her eyes and said, "+H can be a professional. He has the talent." Though Kip<br />

didn't go on to do that, Margaret treasured the fact that he had the capacity.<br />

Kenneth says again that Kip crowded him out of playing. He would come home and find Kip<br />

whacking away at the piano, and Kip was so good that Kenneth felt he had to leave the piano to him.<br />

Kip says that he had no idea he was crowding Kenneth out. Nothing was ever said. In any case,<br />

Kenneth stopped playing.<br />

The last session, #59 March 31, 1989 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

5<br />

38:17 Kenneth's final GS rank in government, he says, was at the very top of GS-16. It was almost<br />

the same pay as GS-18. The regular grades ran up to GS-15. 16 and up were the "supergrades." 18<br />

was the top grade. When he went over to the White House, they pondered what grade to make him.<br />

He said he didn't care about that, only the pay. So they kept him at 16 but put him at the top level of<br />

the sliding scale within the 16 category. "I got about as high pay as I could get, I guess, and probably<br />

more than I deserved."<br />

Kenneth comments on the fortuitous timing of his and Margaret's careers. The interest in<br />

Southeast Asia was almost nil when he was trying to sell Margaret's book before the war. One<br />

publisher even suggested setting the book in China instead of Siam. No one cared about Siam, he<br />

said. "When I was sponsored by the Council of Learned Societies to promote Southeast Asian<br />

studies at the universities of Pennsylvania, Columbia, Princeton, Yale, Harvard, and Chicago, I could<br />

find no interest whatsoever in these major universities." He had as bait the finest collection on<br />

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Southeast Asia of that time, the personal collection of Prince Damrong, who had founded the<br />

Ministry of Education and the National Library in Bangkok. "He and I were very fine friends."<br />

Damrong was in exile as a result of the 1932 coup d'état, and when Kenneth was leaving the country,<br />

he called on him to say good-by and asked if he might locate his library in some university, and the<br />

Prince said yes, if there were a proper curator, like Kenneth, who could utilize the collection<br />

intelligently. Much of it was in Thai, but there were also many volumes in European languages. The<br />

basis of it was the magnificent collection of Frankfurter, a German scholar whose library had been<br />

taken over during the war. "Well, I couldn't JLYH it away." None of the universities had any interest<br />

in Southeast Asia. Then came the war, and suddenly there was this burgeoning interest in Southeast<br />

Asia.<br />

The State Department was caught flatfooted. They had no Foreign Service officer who had<br />

lived in the area or spoke a Southeast Asian language. Not one. "I was the first one they ever had."<br />

G-2, our military intelligence, had absolutely nothing on the area except for four articles by Kenneth<br />

himself.<br />

In 1975, at the time of the fall of Saigon, Kenneth was still lecturing at the CIA. "That was<br />

the end of, really, major U.S. security interest and national interest in Southeast Asia. Up to that<br />

time, I had been one of the regular lecturers in the War <strong>College</strong>s, and various universities, and at<br />

CIA. And I got a call from my contact over in the CIA, and they said, 'Well, Doc, we won't be<br />

calling you anymore for lectures. That isn't one of our priorities any more.' So that Southeast Asia,<br />

really, almost coincided with my working life."<br />

As for Margaret's book and the movies and the play that followed, they were something<br />

wholly new at the time. It was almost, in effect, what The Mikado was in relation to Japan. A<br />

breakthrough.<br />

"So our lives coincided with—it was just serendipity. And you know, when I first came to<br />

Washington, I hadn't been here very long—when some Senator or Congressman— I don't know who<br />

he was, now; I knew then—put on the record, in The Congressional Record, the Congressional<br />

publication of theirs, a statement expressing gratification in Congress that the U.S. government had<br />

an outstanding Quaker—they called me a Quaker, which I wasn't, but I was from a Quaker college—<br />

Quaker scholar from Earlham <strong>College</strong> who was now in the U.S. government and who was really the<br />

first well-informed American official on Southeast Asia, and particularly on Siam, or Thailand. And<br />

that's in The Congressional Record And there ZDV no Southeast Asia before me, as such, because<br />

there was a colony, a British colony in Malaya, and in Burma, a Dutch colony in Indonesia, a French<br />

colony in Indochina, and the American interest in the Philippines. But there was nothing that you<br />

could call Southeast Asia. And when I entered the State Department in 1943, I was their first<br />

political officer dealing with that whole area. It was quite a shock to the European office because<br />

they'd never had, really, to clear much of anything they did with anybody in the Far Eastern bureau.<br />

It was WKHLU major interest. And that's what Major Pettigrew in G-2 said. 'Well, if we wanted to<br />

know anything about Southeast Asia, we could ask our allies, the Dutch, the French, and the British.'"<br />

"And with the fall of Saigon in 1975, I was still talking. But I've been voiceless ever since<br />

because my career was ended, and our major interest in Southeast Asia as a primary target of policy<br />

interest was ended for the time being. I'm sure it will rise again, but it's not of major interest. The<br />

Middle East is, and elsewhere, and Latin America, and Africa, but not Southeast Asia."<br />

6<br />

48:40 Kip asks about the golf game Kenneth arranged for the Prime Minister of Thailand. Did<br />

Kenneth play in the game? He explains that whenever a Prime Minister or high official of Thailand<br />

came to Washington, he had to arrange with the protocol people for the person's entertainment,<br />

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dinners and other activities. So here was the Prime Minister, Luang Priboon Sunkraun (SP?), "whom<br />

I knew YHU\ well," a guest of our government who was to stay at Blair House, across from the White<br />

House, for three days, the usual period, and President Eisenhower was going to entertain him. At<br />

first, the proposal was that Kenneth help arrange a luncheon. "I don't know how extensively<br />

Eisenhower wanted to deal with Luang Priboon because Thailand wasn't the greatest country in the<br />

world for his attention." But then Kenneth mentioned that Priboon was an inveterate golfer, that he<br />

played every day. And Eisenhower did too, if he could. If it had been a luncheon, Kenneth would<br />

have been at the luncheon. But then he had the bright idea of a golf game, thinking that he could be<br />

part of a foursome. "No way, boy, I was washed out. I wasn't important enough. So my own<br />

brilliance outdid me." They didn't need Kenneth to interpret because the PM spoke excellent English.<br />

And he had his own aides with him, of course, and Eisenhower had his. Kenneth doesn't know what<br />

the foursome consisted of, other than the two men.<br />

Before the game, the President presented a set of golf clubs to the Prime Minister as a gift,<br />

and so naturally the PM had use the clubs to play with! But the clubs were too big for him. He<br />

couldn't play his own game at all. The PM kept them in his office as a memento of his visit with the<br />

President. He was very proud of those clubs. Kenneth called him a year later or so when he was in<br />

Bangkok [1956], and the PM showed him the clubs. And the PM said that President Eisenhower was<br />

"a first-class golfer" in the sense that, while he honored his guest, he knew how to put him at such a<br />

disadvantage that he'd be sure to win. Pibuhn thought it was funny.<br />

7<br />

52:09 Kenneth's 1966 trip to Southeast Asia. The Advanced Research Project Agency, or ARPA,<br />

in the Pentagon, was trying to have the necessary intelligence gathered with respect to air bases that<br />

we were setting up in northeastern Thailand to bomb the Ho Chi Minh trail, and to be ready to bomb<br />

in North Vietnam or South Vietnam or Cambodia or wherever needed. They were setting up air<br />

bases near Nakhon Phanom and near Khon Khan (SP?) and one or two other locations. These were<br />

all in the northeastern plateau. What they wanted, then, was to have an encyclopedic study made of<br />

the northeastern plateau, especially around Nakhon Phnom and Mukdahan, along the Mekong River.<br />

They were already in the process of setting up the air bases. But they needed more intelligence<br />

concerning the weather, the agriculture, the culture of the people, minority groups, the geology of the<br />

area, and so on. ARPA asked Philco to be the front and send out a research team to make this study.<br />

They selected a retired air colonel named Smith, who lives in Alexandria, Wilfred Smith. Then there<br />

were two or three Philco people who were the managerial types to run the thing. But what they then<br />

had to have were scholars, and somebody who spoke Thai and who knew the Thai politicians and<br />

could help them with the Ministry of Interior and the Foreign Office and with the governor and the<br />

police, who could speak easly with them and be on good terms with them. "So my name immediately<br />

came up." Kenneth was invited to go out that summer of 1966 for about three months. Smith would<br />

be in charge of the research group and would establish flow charts and all that sort of thing for the<br />

gathering of intelligence.<br />

Kenneth was paid all his expenses plus $150 a day, as he recalls it, which was nice pay. He<br />

flew out with Smith. When they reached The Hague, Smith received a telegram from the American<br />

ambassador, who later became ambassador in Saigon at the time everything unravelled in 1975, but at<br />

the time was in Bangkok. Name forgotten. He was afraid that Kenneth was persona non grata in<br />

Thailand because of The King and I. He held Kenneth and Smith up in The Hague until he had<br />

called on various high officials in Bangkok to learn whether or not Kenneth was acceptable to them,<br />

or persona non grata. His DCM was Norm Hanna, Kenneth's great friend, who kept reassuring him<br />

that Kenneth was welcome there and was on excellent terms with all the high officials there. But the<br />

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ambassador had to find out for himself. Meanwhile, Smith and Landon just hung around in The<br />

Hague. There was nothing to do, nothing to see. Finally, word came telling them to come on.<br />

When they arrived, Kenneth's first call was on the ambassador. He was an aggressive,<br />

secretive person that many people disliked. The ambassador launched into a lecture right off the bat.<br />

He said there were two things he wanted Kenneth to understand. The first was that he did not have a<br />

country team. "I am the ambassador in charge." He knew Kenneth had set up the Country Team<br />

Seminar, and he assumed that Kenneth would feel strongly about the country team. But in fact,<br />

Kenneth couldn't care less.<br />

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HOUR 88<br />

Session #59 continued March 31, 1989 Kenneth, Kip, Margaret, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIIB800) Kenneth continues the story of his 1966 Southeast Asia trip. Kenneth told the<br />

ambassador that he didn't care how he ran his embassy. "That's your problem." This mollified the<br />

ambassador. The second point was that he knew from his intelligence sources that, whenever<br />

Kenneth came to Bangkok, he called on the various ministers of interior and foreign affairs and<br />

agriculture and also the minister of foreign affairs and the Prime Minister. "And I was not to do<br />

that!" If Kenneth wanted to take up anything with them, he was to do so through the ambassador.<br />

Was that clear? Yes, of course. Kenneth had no objection to that. But what should he do if the<br />

minister for development, Pot Sarasin, should have his aides telephone and invite Kenneth to lunch or<br />

dinner? Oh, the ambassador said, that wouldn't happen. But what if they did? "Should I tell them<br />

I'm not old enough to go?" The ambassador said that, if he were invited, he would have to go. Well,<br />

Kenneth said, what about the minister of interior, General Prupot (SP?), or the Prime Minister,<br />

Thanom (SP?). "I know both of them, very well." The ambassador repeated that this would never<br />

happen. In other words, if these people came after Kenneth, the ambassador wouldn't object? No,<br />

that would just be a social relationship. No problem.<br />

"Well, that's what happened, of course. I had calls from all of them, as usual, because they've<br />

always been fascinated in either pro or anti Kenneth Landon. In any case, they always felt that it was<br />

necessary, somehow, to find out what I was up to." So Kenneth had his contacts. And he did his<br />

work. And he was invited to the women's club, "and I had, I think, about a thousand screaming<br />

females in the ballroom of the hotel there to hear me talk and entertain them. I always enjoyed<br />

talking to the ladies."<br />

Then he went on up to Pakhisan (SP?), as it was called, the northeastern plateau area, with the<br />

research team, and everyone went to work. The Philco people set up flow charts according to which<br />

so much would be written every day. Research work isn't quite that way. You could turn out Philco<br />

television sets that way, but not research. "My job was to act, really, as the editor of the materials,<br />

and also to talk with the local officials in the northeastern area, and I was able to do that, and satisfy<br />

them. Then after I came back here, I continued to be the editor. They would send me the volumes of<br />

their stuff for me to read, and some of them are in my collection. And then finally, they realized that<br />

they had done quite enough of this. It ended up five volumes, in both Thai and English. A complete<br />

set for Thai officials, and a complete set for American officials, in both Thai and English. And when<br />

I was leaving Bangkok, saying farewell, Colonel Smith presented me with this tray, with this Philco<br />

Ford tray, engraved suitably to me, on which my Jack Daniel and whatnot cocktail stuff sits right<br />

behind me here in this room."<br />

When Kenneth returned to the U.S. in the fall, he resumed his work at American University.<br />

The northeastern plateau was very arid. Kenneth had told Donovan about it in 1953 when he<br />

was asking what big thing he could do for Thailand and Southeast Asia. Kenneth's idea was to take<br />

the Mekong River and redirect it across this plateau, which was known as the Pakhisan. This would<br />

provide power and irrigate the arid plateau. It would raise the level of agriculture and change the<br />

whole culture pattern of the area. Donovan went ahead and started the project, to Kenneth's<br />

amazement.<br />

"I have many of the documents from that operation," [referring, I think, to the Philco operation.] A<br />

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man named Jasper Ingersoll, a professor at Catholic University, and an anthropologist, made many<br />

trips to Southeast Asia to study the area in connection with the project. It was necessary<br />

to have scholars of various kinds, weather experts, geologists, geographers, and so on, to provide the<br />

kind of information the military wanted. Also, Kenneth visited the various air bases in being, "and I<br />

was quite shocked at their poor security. Anybody could have walked in at night and just cleaned the<br />

place out. It was just really incredible, the loose security, and I talked to the commander of each one<br />

of these airbases about their security. I still don't understand why they weren't molested." There was<br />

a communist movement in the area, and also, they were just across the river from the Ho Chi Minh<br />

trail. It would have been so easy for the Vietnamese to come in and throw grenades into the barracks<br />

and sabotage the planes. The war was at its height at the time, in 1966, 1967, 1968. The<br />

commanders agreed that they were "a little lax." "A little lax?!" I said. "As a civilian, I'm shocked.<br />

And I reported that back to the Pentagon as well, as a separate report. So maybe something was done<br />

to tighten it up, but really it was ridiculous."<br />

2<br />

10:25 Kip asks about the time Kenneth, Norm, and Eddie Hanna went "swimming" in the kiddie<br />

pool. Kenneth says that was during his 1960 trip, before Kennedy came in. His area of responsibility<br />

for the OCB extended from Afghanistan across Southeast Asia to Indonesia. One of his stops on his<br />

1960 trip, after he had visited with Ayub Khan of Pakistan, with whom he played golf up in the hills,<br />

was to get in a car and drive up through the Khyber Pass into Kabul, where Norm Hanna was<br />

stationed. His wife Eddie was with him, "a wonderful woman, just a blithe spirit who was a delight<br />

to be with." Kenneth arrived in Kabul at a time when they were having some big reception, and all<br />

the ambassadors from the various countries were there, and to his astonishment, they all buttonholed<br />

Kenneth, who was just fresh from Washington, to find out what was going on in Afghanistan. "No<br />

kidding! They didn't know. You see, they couldn't get out and travel and see things freely, and they<br />

wanted to know what the latest intelligence was from Washington." Kenneth was amazed. But<br />

Norm had warned him this would happen. "Well, I didn't tell them what Washington thinks, because<br />

I don't think I knew. I only knew what my own particular area of responsibility was, what programs<br />

were supposedly being done in Afghanistan under U.S. policy. And there were quite a few programs<br />

that I did want to look into and be able to answer questions on when I got back to Washington."<br />

Kenneth was there for about a week. One night, one of the clerks in the American embassy<br />

was leaving after being there for two years. There were parties all the time, on every occasion. So<br />

there was a party for this, to which everyone was invited at seven o'clock. They all turned up at<br />

seven and then waited around for dinner until eleven. They were waiting for the clerk to show up, the<br />

guest of honor. He was still packing. When they finally served the dinner, it was ridiculous "because<br />

they served meat you literally couldn't have cut with a meataxe. I mean, it was just leather! And it<br />

was so funny that finally Eddie and I got to laughing, trying to stir this food around, and we were<br />

hungry. And there wasn't much that you could eat, except niblits and things on the side. And so<br />

finally, along about two o'clock, we took off and went back to their house. Well, we were feeling<br />

kind of ridiculous, and we all had drunk too much, and that really made us silly, and I said to Eddie, I<br />

said, 'Gee, I wish we could go swimming.' 'We can!' she said, 'We've got a kiddie pool out back!'<br />

'Oh,' I said, 'I've got a swimming suit!' 'Well, so have I!' she said. Norm said, 'Oh, come off it!' 'Oh,'<br />

I said, 'No, come on, let's go swimming.' So all three of us got into our bathing suits, and we went<br />

out, and this kiddie pool, as you know, is only about eight or ten inches deep. And the three of us got<br />

in this thing and lay around in it at around three in the morning, singing wild songs. And we sang<br />

and joked and sang. I guess we were still drinking brandy or something or other, which made us all<br />

more hilarious. We finally decided we'd had a big night. I don't know what the neighbors thought.<br />

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Wild Americans! So we went in and got out of our bathing suits and lay down for a little while."<br />

The next night was his last night there, and in the evening they went down to the shops. And<br />

the people were not friendly at all. "As I walked along, the Arabs would spit behind me as I passed<br />

to show their contempt. They were ferocious people. I was never more intimidated in any country<br />

than I was right there in Afghanistan. These people were ferocious. And I think I've told you that<br />

when I was driving in my car, which was the ambassador's car—he'd sent it over to pick me up at<br />

Peshawar—we got stuck in the road beside a road gang that were repairing the road, which was next<br />

to this Kabul river, whatever it's called, that flows along like a mill race. And if you fall into it you're<br />

gone. Any car that fell into it was finished. It was just a regular mill race. And deep. It looked<br />

placid, but it wasn't. And we got stuck in the mud, and the next thing we knew, they were shoveling<br />

their mud out of the road and throwing it over the windshield and on top of the car. And then the<br />

driver got out and cursed them in Arabic and told them this was the ambassador's car, and here I was,<br />

a man of importance, and blah blah blah, and they had to clean the car off. So, they didn't have any<br />

running water there, except there was this mud. And they had to take the—he made them take their<br />

bathing cloths, or whatever they had on them which they wore, which seems to be a universal<br />

practice, the cloths that were draped around them, to rub down the car so that he could see through<br />

the windshield so we could—and then had to push us out of the mud so we could get on to Kabul.<br />

That was when I was going. They're fierce people. Nomad people, you see. They're nomads. They<br />

spend their lives, many of these people, in tents, the nomadic peoples. They're really something."<br />

In the marketplace, Kenneth saw all these hats made from the skins of unborn baby lambs,<br />

and he wanted to have one. So he stopped in a hat store and looked over perhaps a hundred skins on<br />

the walls and picked out one that matched his hair. Gray. So the man measured Kenneth's head and<br />

told him to come back in the morning to pick it up. "And I did. And I've got it yet. And I wore it<br />

this winter. A regular Afghan hat made from the skin of an unborn baby lamb." Some of the hats are<br />

brown. Kenneth also bought one for Peggy, who says she still has it. And he got himself a black one<br />

to go with his gray one.<br />

3<br />

19:54 Concerning Kenneth's short story career. The Post was the highest paying magazine in the<br />

United States. He was paid $500 for his first story, he thinks, and was up to $1500 or more by the<br />

third. They had a graduated payment system up to the third story. After that, the payment did not go<br />

higher. Kenneth was doing all right, turning out a short story every four or five weeks or so. One of<br />

his stories, the one on the elephant, was translated into many languages and published around the<br />

world, which meant royalties coming in from Australia and France and The Netherlands and so on.<br />

Kenneth had no agent. He simply sent his stories in cold, and they purchased the very first story he<br />

ever wrote, the elephant story. He knew that he had to start his stories with a sentence that would<br />

catch attention. So he worked hard to do that.<br />

Kenneth was doing nicely until Ben Hibbs was brought in as editor to improve the magazine.<br />

When Kenneth sent in his fourth story, it went to Ben Hibbs, instead of the usual editors, "and he kept<br />

rejecting every single revision. I tried to revise it to suit him, and I finally just gave up. It was<br />

hopeless. But it was one of the best stories that I wrote. And that was on General War Elephant.<br />

And Margaret thought it was the best of the bunch that I'd written." But the Post was starting to die,<br />

then, and Ben Hibbs hastened the process, Kenneth says.<br />

He retells the way he got started, taking the correspondence course and then sending the<br />

stories he wrote for that to the Post. One of his stories was based on Kenneth's uncle Ed Landon in<br />

Frenchtown, who in his early life had been a vagabond, a tramp. He was always arguing with<br />

Kenneth's father. Ed didn't believe in work and didn't see why he should spend his life working.<br />

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During his tramping years, he ran across Vachel Lindsay. He described Lindsay as "this wild-eyed<br />

man" who came out of the dimness of a boxcar the two were riding in and offered him poems in<br />

exchange for bread. Ed had some sandwiches. Ed was afraid of him, so he took the poem, which<br />

became a famous poem later on, and shared his food with him. Kenneth described this scene in his<br />

short story. "Well, descendants of Vachel Lindsay were outraged. They said he was QRW wild-eyed,<br />

and this was a cruel caricature of a very famous American poet. It couldn't be so. But it was exactly<br />

what my uncle described." This story also struck the eye of Kenneth's cousin Henry, down in North<br />

Wilkesboro, North Carolina, so that years later, when Kenneth visited there with Carol and Lennart<br />

Pearson, and went to the Landon garage and called, "Is anybody here?" a man appeared out of the<br />

darkness in the garage and said, "Why, yes, cousin Kenneth. I'm your cousin Henry." He had seen<br />

Kenneth in "Keeping Posted" at the back of the Post. Then he spoke of that short story which he<br />

thought might be based on Uncle Ed. He had heard the story of Vachel Lindsay also.<br />

4<br />

27:22 The name of the center Kenneth established at American University was the Center for South<br />

and Southeast Asian Studies. It covered India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Burma, Thailand, Indochina,<br />

and Indonesia. Also the Philippines. Kenneth started from scratch to build the Center. He worked<br />

with the Department of Anthropology to get courses in anthropology going, and with the Department<br />

of Religion to get courses in religion in the area going, and with the School of Languages. Kenneth<br />

brought in a woman to teach Sanskrit, the classic language of India. And the Center taught Hindi,<br />

Urdu, Thai, Vietnamese, Burmese, and Indonesian. There were courses in political science, on the<br />

politics and sociology and so on. It was an interdisciplinary area program, so that anybody could get<br />

a degree in area studies for his or her Ph.D. There was an M.A. program as well. And there were<br />

courses for undergraduates. "That was the period when Southeast Asia ranked high in American<br />

interest, and it looked very optimistic because—and many of my students did go on into the CIA, for<br />

instance, in intelligence work, in other security organizations. One student got into the security outfit<br />

guarding the White House, yeah, because they wanted somebody who knew something about<br />

Southeast Asians. And he was one of my very good students. And one graduate who got his<br />

advanced degree, and he couldn't get a job, he ended up working down here at the Safeway. He was<br />

disgusted. He couldn't get a job because interest began to flag. Some became teachers and went on<br />

to teach at other universities on Southeast Asia or South Asia."<br />

Kenneth taught full time and administered the Center. He raised the money to establish it<br />

from the Office of Education. He had a grant from them, which of course the university appreciated.<br />

That grant continued throughout Kenneth's period at the University, he says.<br />

There was a rule that required that administrators stop administering after the age of sixtyfive,<br />

Kenneth says, but they kept him on as a teacher. And then in his seventieth year, they retired<br />

him [actually, in his seventy-first, in 1974. This is somewhat different from his other recorded account, on #85<br />

at index 2, according to which he continued to administer the program until 1974, as well as teach, and I don't<br />

know which is correct. But I think probably the earlier version is correct.]<br />

Kenneth's successor was a man named Hunsberger, who also taught courses in the Center on<br />

economics. But his interest was not South and Southeast Asia SHU VH, so he broadened the program to<br />

include Japan, his particular interest. Accordingly, he redesigned the Center the Center for Asian<br />

Studies. It didn't last very long after that. Hunsberger didn't know how to raise the money. And by<br />

1975, interest in South and Southeast Asia fell off. So the Center died.<br />

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5<br />

33:08 Kenneth tells of the student who thought Kenneth was phoney. He was a Ph.D. candidate,<br />

and a good student, "but he was really put off me. He thought I was a phoney, that I made my stories<br />

up. . . ." He got his Ph.D. He was "not very pleasant with me," but Kenneth was always pleasant<br />

with him. Then about two years later, Kenneth received a letter from him saying, "I kick myself for<br />

not appreciating that I was sitting at the feet of a really great man and a great teacher. I've learned<br />

from experience that your career and your stories were all genuine." Kenneth didn't know where he<br />

was working, but probably the CIA, where they had a fat file on Kenneth. It was a very gracious<br />

letter.<br />

The period during which Kenneth worked at the University was a time of student unrest. "Oh,<br />

I had many demonstrations against me. And I remember one night I was the speaker at a meeting on<br />

Vietnam. It was probably in 1967 or 1968. I was the speaker, and that room was absolutely<br />

jammed." "Anyway, they were all there. And they were all tensed and ready for the attack. So I got<br />

up. It was a time when everybody was talking about, 'Are you a hawk or are you a dove.' So I got<br />

up, and I looked at this—the front row was just almost right at my feet, the room was so jammed—<br />

and I said, 'Well, to begin with, I am QRW a hawk. Nor am I a dove. I'm a Presbyterian.' They<br />

laughed their heads off. But it eased the tension, which was my purpose." Then Kenneth went ahead<br />

with his little speech on Vietnam, dealing with the policies, on which he was well-informed. Then<br />

came the question period.<br />

An Indian got up and delivered a long series of questions in such rapid succession and with<br />

such dramatics that Kenneth was unable to speak. "So finally, after all this peroration and<br />

questioning and exclamations and tirades and waving of arms, he ended. 'Now, what do you say?<br />

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One famous individual Kenneth brought in to lecture was Joseph Campbell, who stayed at<br />

4711. Kenneth set up lecture programs in schools around the Washington area, in addition to<br />

American University, and on that particular occasion, it was at St. Josephs, a Catholic college. It was<br />

a series of lectures, one a week, to run through the winter period. Kenneth had a long roster of highly<br />

qualified men to draw on, from his years working at FSI. "Campbell was one of the few who stayed<br />

here in our house because we were such good friends, Joe Campbell. And he had a fabulous lecture<br />

on mythology. Just fabulous. Mythology and religion and things of that sort. So, then, we'd drive<br />

out to St. Joe's, Joseph's, and have the lectureship out there." Another man he brought in was John<br />

Fairbanks from Harvard. He also brought in some ambassadors. Paid them well.<br />

Kenneth recalls the American University period as a very happy one. Under Ernest Griffith,<br />

the standard of scholarship went up so well that they were attracting at SIS more candidates for the<br />

Foreign Service than the Georgetown School of Foreign Service. "We were in real competition. And<br />

our graduates were very succesful at entering the Foreign Service. That was the hope for many of our<br />

students who wanted to be specialists in the Foreign Service. . . ."<br />

6<br />

45:43 The "Pentagon Papers." [We touched on this in #72 index 3. These were seven thousand pages of<br />

government documents in forty-seven volumes that had been assembled in the Nixon administration concerning<br />

the history of U.S. involvement in South Vietnam. Their formal title was "History of U.S. Decision-Making<br />

Process on Vietnam Policy, 1945-1967.] In 1971, they were made public by the New York Times, and<br />

there was tremendous controversy over it. Dr. Daniel Ellsberg, a psychiatrist, had a copy [I cannot<br />

remember how; but vaguely recall that he may have been in the Defense Department at the time the "Papers"<br />

were assembled.] and made it available to his personal friend, Neil Sheehan, the Times' famous<br />

reporter. Sheehan has recently published a book, A Bright and Shining Lie, which Kenneth has read.<br />

[Ellsberg's leaking of these secret papers led to the forming of "the plumbers" by the Nixon administration,<br />

intended to plug such leaks, which was the first in a series of steps that led to Watergate.]<br />

Among the first documents in the Pentagon Papers was a series of telegrams sent by Kenneth<br />

Landon from Hanoi concerning his meetings with Ho Chi Minh in early 1946. [A selection of the<br />

papers was published in one volume later in 1971, and Kenneth's telegrams were the very first documents in<br />

that book.]<br />

Kip recalls that a broadcast journalist for CBS came to 4711 to interview Kenneth. Kenneth<br />

says that it was one of the Kalb brothers, not Bernard, but Marvin. What triggered the interview was<br />

a column in a magazine—Kenneth thinks it was U.S. News and World Report. The column,<br />

"Where are they now?" which ran weekly, asked that week where two men were today, a Frenchman<br />

who was famous in Hanoi in the 1940's [General Saintenay] and Kenneth Landon, who had written<br />

the telegrams that appeared at the beginning of the Pentagon Papers. CBS picked this up, and here<br />

was Landon, conveniently in Washington, so they came out and spent the day interviewing Kenneth<br />

and Margaret for the Cronkite show that night. So Kenneth appeared on the CBS news, for about a<br />

minute and a half.<br />

After that interview ran on the news, Kenneth received a letter from the head of the<br />

department of comparative religion at the University of Chicago, A. Eustace Haydon. He was retired<br />

and living in California. It read, "Saw you on the Cronkite show. Memories of happy days!" He was<br />

a very gracious man. "I've always appreciated him because I admired him. He was one of the few<br />

people with whom you could differ and argue, in good temper, and end up friends. At first, I thought<br />

he'd flunk me. Certainly wouldn't give me a Ph.D. But he gave me a glowing Ph.D. report, with<br />

honors and all the rest of it, and then wanted me to be his successor when he retired. "Memories of<br />

happy days!"<br />

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7<br />

50:05 That same year, 1971, Columbus, Georgia, celebrated "Kenneth P. Landon Day." January<br />

28, 1971. This was the doing of an entrepreneurial young man named Jimmy Lovell, [who had<br />

befriended Margaret and Kenneth through letters and telephone calls. He was a great admirer.] Lovell<br />

wanted to establish a lecture series at Columbus, which was south of Atlanta, when Jimmy Carter<br />

was still the governor. At first, Lovell wanted to get Margaret to come down, but she didn't want to<br />

do it. So Kenneth agreed that he would go. The idea was that he would come and give a lecture.<br />

Then Lovell would have Dean Rusk lecture, and Averell Harriman. To make it popular, three<br />

women's clubs in the Columbus area ran beauty contests to pick women who would meet Kenneth<br />

Landon in Atlanta and escort him in as Georgia peaches, Georgia lovelies, to meet Governor<br />

Carter as a gesture of interest. And the Governor agreed to do this. So Kenneth flew down to<br />

Atlanta, and when he got off the plane, there was Jimmy Lovell with a big stretch Cadillac limousine,<br />

three gorgeous females all decked out in their most beautiful clothes, and several photographers with<br />

their flashbulbs going. The party highballed over to the governors' mansion to meet the Governor.<br />

"Well, I was only supposed to be in there for about five or ten minutes. But Carter at that<br />

time was already thinking of trying to become the President of the United States, and he was active in<br />

an organization in New York that considered parts of the world for discussion. And he thought that<br />

this was a golden opportunity to get the latest poop on Southeast Asia, from Kenneth Landon. So, he<br />

kept me there for a couple of hours, quizzing me. Well, his aides were frantic. His schedule was shot<br />

to pieces. And my lovelies out there were having to go off to the restrooms and relieve themselves.<br />

And everything went on like this. And I was ready to leave. And Jimmy Lovell was in there with<br />

me, and he kept trying to pry me loose, but Carter held me, and what can you do?" Kenneth also had<br />

to go down the hall to call on the lieutenant governor, a controversial figure known for his racism.<br />

He was famous for keeping a bunch of axe handles ready to attack any blacks who might try to get<br />

into his fast-food chicken restaurant.<br />

Finally, the party took off for Columbus. A dinner had been laid on there in Kenneth's honor,<br />

but the party was so late that finally everyone had given up and gone home.<br />

The next morning Kenneth appeared on an early-morning radio program, and after that a<br />

television program. "Then I was escorted by the mayor to some museum. And the day went on with<br />

one meeting after another with the women's clubs and interviews. I was getting kind of limp toward<br />

the end of the day. And eating too much, of course. And the lecture was an evening lecture. And<br />

finally the time of the lecture came, and I was relieved because at least on the lecture platform I<br />

wouldn't be crowded by people, and I would be able to say my piece. But by that time I had been<br />

presented with 'the key of the city' business that's hanging out in my office there, and the day had<br />

been declared 'Kenneth Perry Landon Day' for Columbus, Georgia. And my room, the lecture hall,<br />

was jammed with military who came over by buses from the military base nearby to hear this lecture<br />

on Southeast Asia. From Fort Benning. And at the same time, the same evening, Dean Rusk was<br />

having a meeting where he was to lecture, and he had an audience of about fifteen. And this was<br />

literally the case. He had about fifteen people. I had these busloads of the military to come over to<br />

hear me on Southeast Asia and on Vietnam. '71. Vietnam. That was a big topic at that time. So it<br />

was a big night, and the flashbulbs going."<br />

The next day, Kenneth flew up to the Asian Society meeting for the whole southeastern<br />

seaboard. They met annually in January, and still do.<br />

That was also the period when he was invited to get a program started in Southeast Asian<br />

studies at the University of North Carolina at Raleigh. "I was given the royal treatment there. . . .<br />

They'd been trying to get somebody else, but failed, and they settled on me. That really introduced<br />

me to that whole southeast United States Asian studies conference, which meets every January."<br />

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That was when Kenneth got his recipe for rye bread, made with Michelob beer and blackstrap<br />

molasses. The woman who gave it to him was named Betty. [Betty Bond.]<br />

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HOUR 89<br />

Session #59 continued March 31, 1989 Kenneth, Margaret, Kip, Peggy Schoenherr<br />

1<br />

0:00 (XIIIB1420) Every year in January Kenneth receives a card from Betty in memory of<br />

Kenneth Perry Landon Day.<br />

How Kenneth got started making bread. Margaret had a friend who was a reporter for a<br />

weekly publication on economics, Barron's Weekly. She invited the Landons to a reception at her<br />

house for the editor of the publication. They had also invited the head of the Federal Reserve, who<br />

later became the ambassador to Germany. Name forgotten. The Landons didn't know anyone at the<br />

party except her friend. "So we stood around, and in my usual fashion, I wandered off. And I<br />

thought, Well, I'll see what's out in the kitchen. So I headed toward the kitchen." "So I go into the<br />

kitchen, and here is the editor of Barron's Weekly with the head of the Reserve Board, with their<br />

heads close together, sitting at a little tiny table in the kitchen. Obviously, this had all been arranged<br />

for them to get together. And here is this dummy Landon who walks in on 'em. Well now I have had<br />

in the State Department a lot of experience of extracting myself from such embarrassing situations<br />

because I frequently would find myself walking into a committee meeting and sitting down,<br />

unfortunately, before I discovered that I was in the wrong committee! And I was supposed to be in<br />

some meeting of another committee. And rather than just getting up all of a sudden in the midst and<br />

stalking out, I developed the technique of listening for a moment or so, very politely, then lifting my<br />

hand and saying, 'I'm sorry, but I have another meeting in just a few moments. Do you mind if I<br />

make an observation or two before I leave?' This would stop it dead. So I would make my<br />

observation, whatever it was, and then get the hell out. Get out of the place. Well, so here were these<br />

two, and both of them experts in economics and Wall Street and all the rest of it, and me absolutely<br />

flunked arithmetic, didn't understand anything. I thought wildly to myself, What can I say to these<br />

fellows to get out of here? So I strolled over to them, I said, 'Well, it's nice to see you two gentlemen<br />

together.' I said, 'You know, I think there is a problem that you two might very well discuss<br />

profitably. I think it's outrageous that the Treasury discriminates against the small investor. The<br />

small American investor cannot buy a Treasury bill unless he has $10,000. If he's got $1000, he can't<br />

buy a Treasury bill. I think that's unfair. It's unAmerican to discriminate against the American who<br />

has only $1000. He's got to have $10,000 before he can buy a bill.' Well, it was like setting off a<br />

bomb. They turned to each oher, and they went to it, and I walked out, and they paid no more<br />

attention to me. I got out of the situation."<br />

Kip points out that the man in the kitchen was the head of the Federal Reserve during the<br />

Nixon administration. Kenneth thinks it was in 1971. [I think it was Burns, perhaps Arthur Burns, a stuffy,<br />

white-haired man who looked like a refugee from the nineteenth century.]<br />

Kenneth returned to the party and engaged a tall, friendly looking man in conversation. "I<br />

said, 'Well, now, sir, everybody in Washington is important. What are you important for?' He drew<br />

himself up stiffly and said, 'I am important because I bake the finest stone-ground whole wheat bread<br />

in the city of Washington.'" Kenneth declared himself impressed, saying that he was fed up with<br />

store-brought bread. Did the gentleman share his recipé? The man replied that he would do so only<br />

with someone who would PDNH the bread. Kenneth guaranteed that he would make the bread. The<br />

gentleman mailed the recipé later that week.<br />

Then Kenneth asked Margaret how to make bread. She looked alarmed, got out a cookbook,<br />

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handed it to him, and walked out of the kitchen. "So I bought the ingredients, and I made the bread,<br />

and of course the kitchen was a shambles when I got through 'cause I didn't know what I was doing<br />

when I got into it. But my first batch was a success. And I've never stopped making stone-ground<br />

whole wheat bread since."<br />

That was the start of Kenneth's career as a cook. Betty Bond's recipé was for her "four-star<br />

rye bread," which Kenneth also makes. Her husband is an agronomist. She is a student on India, a<br />

charming person.<br />

Then Kenneth found a recipé in a newspaper for rolls, a real gourmet recipé, and for years he<br />

made those for hamburgers.<br />

7$3( ;,9<br />

2<br />

8:45 Kenneth would make thirty-six rolls in a batch and store them in the freezer.<br />

After his retirement in 1974, Kenneth's cooking developed into something elaborate. "Well<br />

then I had to have a new career, so I became what is known as a 'house spouse.' So now my career is<br />

house spouse. And I do the shopping and the cooking, and I have a very variegated diet of fish and<br />

foul. . . ." Red meat once week. Hamburgers once a week. A farmer brings in fresh eggs and<br />

chicken once a week. Peggy declares that he has become the best cook in the family.<br />

Kenneth tells of Winnie Cobey, a childhood friend of Kip's, who became an attorney, a<br />

radical attorney in California, who came to call on him one day bringing as a gift a book of bread<br />

recipé's from a monastery, the Tatiana (SP?) monastery in California. Kenneth found a very superior<br />

bread recipé in the book which he has used since. Winnie was a small woman in big lumberjack<br />

boots and jeans and a lumberjack jacket and shaggy hair. She was representing the "wild liberals and<br />

the communists out in California."<br />

[In the years after Kenneth's retirement, Margaret's strength steadily waned, and he<br />

took over the running of the house. Eventually, he did everything, the shopping, the cooking,<br />

the cleaning and dusting and washing and laundry, everything you can think of. Outside, he<br />

did all the gardening and watering and planting and weeding. In addition, he always had<br />

some project going. It might be moving a shrub, having a new tree planted, a new wall built,<br />

or singlehandedly panelling the unfinished attic. His cooking became increasingly creative<br />

as Margaret's interest in food declined. The challenge was to prepare food interesting<br />

enough that she would eat it. He once told me, "I'm running a retirement home here for one<br />

old lady."<br />

[There were, of course, many family visits. Until the 1980's, Kenneth and Margaret<br />

continued to travel. Then family would come to them. "I love family," Kenneth would say.<br />

"There's just nothing like family."]<br />

3<br />

13:24 Margaret's statue. One day two women called on Margaret in the early days of Anna's<br />

success. 1954. One of them was a sculptress, Berthe de Hellebranth, who was widely known in<br />

Europe and who concentrated on religious sculpture. She was Hungarian. She said that she and her<br />

sister had both read Anna in another language, perhaps French, and they wanted to tell her what a<br />

pleasure the book had been to them. They were very gracious. Some time later Margaret received<br />

from her a beautiful, small plaster sculpture of a Madonna and child. Margaret has pictures of some<br />

of her other works. She has now given that sculpture to Kip.<br />

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As the years passed, Margaret would say how much she would like to have the sculpture<br />

rendered in marble. As this request surfaced year after year, a time came when Kenneth decide to<br />

have this done for one of their anniversaries. So he called Catherine Davis down the street, who was<br />

active at the Cathedral, and asked who among the stonecarvers at the Cathedral could do the job. She<br />

told him to go and talk to Roger Morigi, the chief sculptor. So Kenneth went up. He carefully<br />

wrapped up the little plaster sculpture, put it in a shoe box, and tied a string around it. He was<br />

wearing a trenchcoat because it was cold and windy. At the Cathedral, he went to a building where<br />

the men had a stove going in the cold and asked for Morigi, and they told him where to find Morigi.<br />

"So I went over there, and I saw this ladder going up and up and up and up and up to a trapdoor. And<br />

I asked around, and people said, Well, there were workman up there, so I just assumed, Well, I guess<br />

that's where Morigi is. So, clutching this box under my arm, I went up this ladder." Kip points out<br />

that Kenneth was in his seventies at the time. [Scaffolding was built from the floor up to the point where<br />

work was being done, in this case, apparently, the ceiling, which in the spot Kenneth describes was over<br />

seventy feet up. The ladder would have been part of the scaffolding.] "Well, I didn't think anything about<br />

it. I just went up the ladder. And so I got up to the trapdoor, and of course it was shut, and I was<br />

hanging on to this ladder, and it was a ORQJ way down. So I didn't look down. I just looked up. And<br />

I got my head up against the trapdoor, then I gave it a shove, and it gave a little bit, and then I heaved<br />

again, and threw it back. So then I was in a position where I had to act decisively, and so I took the<br />

box from under my arm and slid it in, and then I threw myself up over the thing on my belly and<br />

crawled onto the level area above the trapdoor, and then I closed the trapdoor to look around. I didn't<br />

want to fall back down the hole. And I saw a short ladder going on up to one of the objects that was<br />

being worked on by a man who was the sculptor. [The object was probably one of the boss stones in the<br />

ceiling.] And he said, 'Who are you? What do you want up here?!' 'Well,' I said, 'are you Morigi?'<br />

'I'm Morigi. I'm Morigi.' 'Well,' I said, 'I want to show you something. I have a question.' 'Okay.<br />

Come on up.' He didn't come down. So I had to go up. Well, he had a little platform on which he<br />

was working. So I sat on the edge of the platform, and I untied the string, and opened the box, and<br />

gently took out the Madonna and child, which was quite fragile, I thought, made of clay."<br />

Kenneth explained that this was a Madonna and child by a famous sculptress which he wanted<br />

to have made into marble. Could he interest Morigi in doing the job. "No!" came the abrupt answer.<br />

"You go and see Constantine. Constantine might do it." Constantine Seferlis was a Greek. Morigi<br />

was Italian. Kenneth asked where to find him, but Morigi didn't know. Kenneth would just have to<br />

go looking.<br />

Kenneth rewrapped the Madonna and child in its box, retied the strong, opened the trapdoor<br />

and looked down. "I said, 'Morigi, I can't close this trapdoor.' 'Oh damn,' he said, 'Okay, I close it.'<br />

So he had to come down after all. So then I got down. I leaned my belly down on this thing and<br />

began to grope around for some steps and I found the steps, and I eased back, and finally I got my<br />

hand on the ladder, and then I inched back down the ladder. So I got to the bottom, and looked up. I<br />

heard the trapdoor slam shut behind me as I was halfway down."<br />

Kenneth went back to the original shed. Where was Constantine? Oh, he was up the ladder<br />

on the other side of the Cathedral. So Kenneth went there. This time, it was a short ladder, "only<br />

thirty or forty feet up." And he made his way up the ladder as he had the first time, and there was<br />

Constantine. Kenneth went through his presentation again, and Constantine looked at the Madonna<br />

and child, and suggested that Kenneth go see Vincent Palumbo, another stonecarver. Maybe he<br />

would do it. Was he any good? Kenneth asked. Yes, he did good work. Constantine said he himelf<br />

wouldn't do the job.<br />

So down Kenneth went again. Back to the shed. Asked for Vincent, and Vincent was there.<br />

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interested in making the copy? Yes, the answer was. "Very expensive!" Vincent seemed willing,<br />

almost enthusiastic. But the more they talked, the more Kenneth felt that he didn't want Vincent to<br />

do it. "I didn't take to him." So Kenneth said good-by and suggested that they both think about this.<br />

Kenneth wrapped up his Madonna and child carefully in its shoebox, and tied the string,<br />

stepped out of the shed, and there was Constantine. He had been standing by the door, listening to<br />

their conversation. Constantine asked Kenneth why he hadn't engaged Vincent to "make the baby."<br />

Kenneth said, "Constantine, I don't think he's any good." Constantine acted shocked. But Kenneth<br />

said that he had the feeling that Vincent wasn't a first class sculptor, "and I want a first class job."<br />

Kenneth said it wasn't the expense he was worried about. It was the quality of work.<br />

Kenneth began walking away, but Constantine fell into step with him. He said, "Well, now<br />

look. Maybe I think about it. Maybe I think about it." So Kenneth gave the man his telephone<br />

number and address.<br />

A week or two passed, and then Constantine called. "I think I do that Madonna and child for<br />

you." "Good," Kenneth said. "I come over," Constantine said. "I come over tonight." So<br />

Constantine came. Kenneth showed him the sculpture, and the living room, and the spot where the<br />

marble copy would go. They talked about the size of the copy. Then Constantine looked around,<br />

looked at Margaret, and said, "Now we talk business," and walked into Kenneth's office. He wouldn't<br />

talk "business" with Margaret present. He named a price, $800, which Kenneth accepted.<br />

Constantine said he would go and pick out some marble, then come to talk again. In a week<br />

or two, he came with two or three samples of marble, and the Landons picked the piece they liked the<br />

best. "Ha," he said, "you picked the wrong marble. That marble no good. That rotten marble. That<br />

marble wouldn't last. Look," he said, and he snapped it in half. Then he showed how superior<br />

another piece was.<br />

Then Constantine went into detail about how he would proceed with the carving. Several<br />

weeks later, he returned with his work in progress. It was just roughed out. But he wanted to see it in<br />

the window where it would sit. Kenneth said that the sculpture needed a base to lift it up over the<br />

window ledge. And Constantine agreed to make that too.<br />

When the job was done, Constantine suggested that he make a bust of Margaret. He thought<br />

"she beautiful woman." But this was not done, to Constantine's sorrow. He had thought he was on to<br />

a good thing.<br />

[The plaster Madonna and child had a grace and beauty to it that could not be copied.<br />

It was displayed over the fireplace in the living room, beneath the painting of the Madonna<br />

and child that had been done by the Chinese court artists before the revolution of 1949. The<br />

marble copy was displayed before a large picture window in the living room for many years.<br />

In the end, the copy was also given to Kip.]<br />

4<br />

34:00 Kip recalls how, when Andrew Pearson, Carol Landon Pearson's younger son, came visiting<br />

with his family as a small boy, he would bite people. "Yes, well, he was a child, and he would bite<br />

people," Kenneth says. "And he bit me. So I bit him right back. It didn't taste good either."<br />

Kenneth told Carol that, any time Andrew bit someone, that person should bite him. That would cure<br />

him. "He didn't bite PH again." Kip recalls that Kenneth not only bit him back, but got down on the<br />

ground with him, fighting with fists, kicks, and bites "to a point of mutual respect." "I got right down<br />

on his level, and I bit him right back. And he pummeled me, and I pummeled him. And he gave up.<br />

I was bigger than he was. I had more teeth!" Margaret points out that Andrew is presently worked<br />

toward his masters degree in medieval history.<br />

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The suit. 1972. Twentieth Century Fox and CBS did a television series of The King and I,<br />

with Yul Brynner, without asking permission or paying anything to Margaret. They violated her<br />

copyright. The Landons first heard about it from someone who had read about it in the newspaper.<br />

Then there was a note about it in Variety. So the Landons got in touch with their attorney, Herb<br />

Fierst, who said that he would warn them off. So he wrote a legal letter to the people at Fox and CBS<br />

who were doing the series, pointing out that they were infringing her copyright. He was prepared to<br />

sue them for breach of copyright, pointing out that now he had warned them, the penalties would be<br />

doubled. He also said he would bring similar suits against every television station across the U.S.<br />

that ran the series. But they were not discouraged by this, and proceeded to put The King and I on<br />

the tube.<br />

Herb counseled the Landons to view the programs as they appeared and comment on them in<br />

connection with the infringement of Margaret's rights. Kenneth prepared his tape recorder and a still<br />

camera for the first program, intending to take pictures of the credits as evidence, and record the<br />

sound. [This was long before the days of VCR's.] But then he discovered that the program was not going<br />

to show in Washington. It was being shown in Richmond, Virginia, so the Landons drove down and<br />

rented a room with a television, where they viewed the program and made their record. Then<br />

Kenneth had the idea of getting a special antenna set up that would pick up the Baltimore station that<br />

was showing The King and I, and from then on, the Landons taped and photographed the episodes at<br />

home. Margaret transcribed the tapes. A big job. But this gave them the evidence they needed for<br />

legal action.<br />

[The television series was unsuccessful and only ran for half a year, I believe, that is, thirteen episodes.]<br />

So the lawsuit began. [Margaret did quite a bit of research at Herb's direction to bolster her case.]<br />

CBS hired the lawfirm of former Secretary of State Rogers. The attorney sent to Washington "on an<br />

exploratory mission with Margaret" was named Tony Essaie, "a low life British type, that is, he was<br />

not of the upper class. He was the lower class type that didn't speak elegant English but tried his best<br />

to give you the impression that he did." Meetings were set up with Essaie, Margaret, Herb Fierst, and<br />

two attorneys Herb had brought in, James Dobkin of Arnold and Porter, and Mitchell Rogovin, who<br />

would actually argue the case in court. The purpose was to take Margaret's deposition in answer to<br />

various questions. "Tony Essaie thought that by being very formal with Margaret, he would confuse<br />

her and have her at a disadvantage. What he didn't know was that Margaret is a very formal person.<br />

And the more formal he was, the more at ease she felt. And this really disconcerted him, and she did<br />

a magnificent job, and absolutely stunned her own attorneys with her careful use of the English<br />

language. . . ."<br />

There was a good deal of toing and froing, and the months passed. The suit finally came to<br />

trial in D.C. court, and the Fox and CBS attorneys asked that the case be moved to New York for<br />

their convenience—though it was Margaret who had brought the suit, and Washington was her<br />

home—and their request was granted. "Well," says Kenneth, "they owned a judge up there, and they<br />

thought that they would have a breeze of it. And they did. And so in the lower court they won. Then<br />

it went to the appeals court, and Dobkin wrote an absolutely scintillating, brilliant brief." With that,<br />

Fox suddenly realized they were on the losing end of this thing, says Kenneth, and that it could cost<br />

them millions, not only with Margaret, but also with other cases. An amicus position was taken by<br />

the Dramatists' Guild for Margaret at the court because they'd been doing the same thing with other<br />

authors. If she won, Fox would be vulnerable to suit by a whole series of authors. So it was in their<br />

interest to pinch this suit off. Up till then, they had treated it as nothing but a nuisance suit. "But<br />

they suddenly realized that they could own one judge, but they couldn't very well buy three."<br />

Three of their highest-powered lawyers turned up in Washington to meet with Herb Fierst,<br />

James Dobkin, and Mitchell Rogovin to work out an agreement. Margaret had said all along that she<br />

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was more concerned with her rights than with the money. So it was finally agreed that they would<br />

pay her $25,000 in settlement and that all of Margaret's rights would be formally acknowledged in<br />

writing as hers by Fox and CBS. [I believe there was a third issue, concerning the movie version of The<br />

King and I. Margaret had never received any royalties from that, but I believe she was now to receive a small<br />

amount from showings on television and in rerun theaters.] So she got what she wanted. For Arnold and<br />

Porter, this case was on a pro bono basis. But Kenneth suggested to Margaret that they offer the<br />

$25,000 to be divided among attorneys, and this was done. Naturally, the attorneys were pleased.<br />

[The suit was settled June 27, 1975. So there was a three-year process. The Rodgers<br />

and Hammerstein organization was involved in the process also, but I do not recall just how.<br />

Needless to say, it was they who had granted the rights to Fox and CBS to use their property.<br />

The television series could not have been made without that.]<br />

Margaret and Kenneth had a party at 4711 for the attorneys and their wives. All three lawyers<br />

were Jewish, and when Herb Fierst arrived, both Margaret and Kenneth noticed that the informality<br />

of the other two lawyers immediately evaporated. They became quiet and respectful in his presence.<br />

Herb obviously had some standing in their eyes. [Kenneth had come to know him because he worked for a<br />

time in the State Department.] Mitch Rogovin had been an attorney for the CIA, and an Assistant<br />

Attorney General under Bobby Kennedy. He was a truly high-powered lawyer.<br />

The Landons had warned Herb never to trust the movie people. "They will do you in if they<br />

can." Herb and the Arnold and Porter men were used to dealing with people whose word was good.<br />

If they came to an agreement with another attorney, they could shake hands, and that was it. But they<br />

found that the Landons were right. After Herb and the others thought they had an agreement, the<br />

attorneys for Fox and CBS crossed them up. But it was worked out eventually. With movie and<br />

television people, things had to be put in writing as soon as they were agreed on. Kenneth says it was<br />

the same in international diplomacy. You don't trust people's word.<br />

5<br />

52:53 The suit and the restoration of Margaret's rights were very significant because a couple of<br />

years later, there was a major renewal of The King and I in this country and around the world. This<br />

was in 1977 and on, with Yul Brynner once again starring. Herb Fierst played a critical role once<br />

again because the Rodgers and Hammerstein organization tried to treat the new production as a<br />

"stock and amateur" production insofar as Margaret was concerned, which would greatly have<br />

reduced the royalties she was paid. Representing her, he communicated with R&H and asserted that<br />

the production be treated as what it was, a first run production, and the full royalties paid, which were<br />

1% of gross receipts. [R&H knew from Margaret's suit against CBS and Fox that she was not to be taken<br />

lightly, and did as Herb asked, in writing. Virtually everything Margaret and Kenneth accumulated in their estate<br />

from then on and left to their heirs was from the resulting royalties earned during this period. In 1978, Margaret,<br />

Kenneth, Kip, and Nona Beth drove up to New York to see The King and I together.] The play ran until<br />

1985, when Yul Brynner became too ill with cancer to continue. For a time, it was earning over<br />

$600,000 a week in New York. It played in London for a season. It went to Chicago, Los Angeles,<br />

Washington, St. Louis, back to Broadway. There was a great deal of publicity on television, in<br />

magazines, and so on.<br />

Kenneth says that the Queen of Thailand, Queen Sirikit, was in New York with her entourage,<br />

and Yul Brynner invited her to come to the play as his guest, with thirty-four of her ladies-in-waiting.<br />

And she agreed, "which was quite some triumph after so much has been said in Thailand by Thai<br />

critical of The King and I. And here was the Queen herself who was the guest of Yul Brynner!"<br />

Brynner had them all come backstage after the play.<br />

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Kip mentions the great family event in June, 1976 when Margaret and Kenneth celebrated<br />

their fiftieth anniversary. Some sixty-five family and friends were there, all on Mother's side. No<br />

Robinsons or Fletchers on Kenneth's side. He says he has not seen the Landons of North Carolina<br />

since the visit with Carol and Lennart many years ago. The family and friends gathered in Dousman,<br />

Wisconsin, where Margaret's sister's husband, the Reverend Wayne Amsler, pastored a Presbyterian<br />

church. [It was a marvellous week. Kenneth and Margaret drove out in their Buick with Kip<br />

and Nona Beth, and the four of them stayed together in a cabin on a lake near Dousman<br />

owned by one of Wayne and Betty's children. Peggy, Will, and Carol and many of their<br />

children came, each renting cabins of their own. We all gathered at a different cabin each<br />

night for dinner and sharing. And then, on Saturday, June 19th, I think it was, we had a great<br />

celebration at the church, with pictures of Margaret and Kenneth from childhood on mounted<br />

for display, and family movies, and performances by grandchildren on various instruments,<br />

and dinner, of course. Betty's children and grandchildren were there, and Evangeline's<br />

children. Nona Beth sang the hymn that was used at the wedding fifty years earlier, "Savior,<br />

like a shepherd lead us," and Margaret looked down at her plate and fought to hold back the<br />

tears. Kip sang an original song-narrative that he had written in celebration of "the jaunty<br />

Englishman from Meadville, Pennsylvania and the royal Norwegian from Evanston, Illinois."<br />

There was much more than I can recall. All in all, one of the great weeks in Margaret and<br />

Kenneth's lives.]<br />

The taping is done, after all these years. Any final words? "Yes," says Kenneth, and in Thai<br />

thanks Kip for doing all of this recording through the years for the family. Margaret adds her<br />

appreciation, saying that she would like to have kept a diary all these years but was unable to.<br />

So. The end.<br />

[As much as we recorded through the years, much never made it to tape. The record is thorough up to<br />

the early 1930's. After that, it becomes more scattered. Because it became increasingly difficult for Margaret to<br />

speak, and because she had difficulty remembering many things, a great deal of the last forty years of her life<br />

was lost to the record. For instance, after writing Never Dies the Dream, she spent ten years working on a<br />

history of Southeast Asia. This never came to a fruition, and effectively brought an end to her writing career,<br />

since by 1960 or so she no longer had the strength to write. There was one not-so-small project, though, in<br />

which she took the letters to parents that Canon Charles Martin of St. Albans School in Washington had written<br />

through the years and edited them into a book that was published entitled Letters from a Headmaster's<br />

Study. There were occasional papers for the Literary Society. And all through the years, she wrote a steady<br />

stream of letters to family and friends, all of them elegantly and beautifully written.<br />

[In the 1950's, when her son Kip was a student at St. Albans, Margaret served as one of the school's<br />

board of governors.<br />

[As for Kenneth, when his career came to an end in 1974, he continued to lecture for a number of years,<br />

and to write articles and reviews in his area of expertise. But mainly, as he put it, he became a "house spouse."<br />

He worked about the house; read voraciously; played golf; enjoyed life. He had many small adventures, which<br />

he loved to regale us with; he could turn almost anything into an adventure.<br />

[I believe I am correct in saying that some of Margaret's papers in connection with Anna went to the<br />

Library of Congress. In 1989, the bulk of both Kenneth's and Margaret's personal libraries and papers went to<br />

<strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> in <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois, to become the Landon Collection in the college library.<br />

[Kenneth and Margaret moved out of their home of forty-seven years in the spring of 1991 to spend their<br />

last years in the Hermitage retirement home in Alexandria, Virginia. Kenneth died August 26, 1993. Margaret<br />

died December 4, a little more than three months later. They are buried side by side in the <strong>Wheaton</strong>, Illinois,<br />

cemetery.]<br />

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ADDENDUM 1<br />

In 1962, under a directive from President John F. Kennedy, Dad set up the Country<br />

Team Seminar, later renamed the National Interdepartmental Seminar, to prepare teams of<br />

high-level officers from various federal agencies who were being sent out to countries in<br />

parts of the world under threat from communist insurgency. The purpose was to improve our<br />

ability to promote political, societal, and economic development and also to counter<br />

insurgency in these parts of the world. The Seminar program was conducted at the Foreign<br />

Service Institute, a branch of the State Department, which was located in Rosslyn, Virginia,<br />

just across the Potomac from Washington, D.C. On June 13, 1962, using a monaural Norelco<br />

tape recorder from the early 1950's, Dad began recording a tape of his ongoing experience<br />

running the program. (On my stereo tape recorder, the sound comes through on the left<br />

channel only.)<br />

1<br />

June 13, 1962 Today was the third day of the Country Team Seminar, "with the immediate title<br />

'Problems of Development and Internal Defense.'" Everything was going normally. Kenneth arrived<br />

at 7:20 a.m. and found two course members waiting to enter. He went around to the eight country<br />

team seminar rooms, where the course members would be working, snapping on lights. Within<br />

fifteen minutes, over twenty members of the Seminar were milling around in the library, picking up<br />

books, pamphlets, reading materials, taking out classified documents and going off to their home<br />

seminar room where they would read and talk with fellow team members until the 9:00 a.m. lecture.<br />

Kenneth describes the kind of government officials who were students in the program,<br />

brigadier generals, high officials of their various departments and agencies, State, Defense, AID,<br />

USIA, CIA, who would be going out on assignment to various countries around the world.<br />

Kenneth met with the entire class at 9:00 to introduce the morning speaker, and at the same<br />

time announced a meeting with his advisory staff of men detailed from various agencies to take place<br />

after the morning session.<br />

After the session, he met with the eight advisors and discussed with them how to set up a<br />

course for instructors which would run two weeks in late July. There has been a lot of talk in<br />

government about the need for a course for instructors, and Kenneth is taking the lead in creating it.<br />

The instructors would be drawn from training schools in Defense, CIA, USIA, AID, and other<br />

departments and agencies. [This seems to be a course intended to bring instructors in the<br />

various U.S. government training schools and programs concerned with foreign affairs<br />

abreast of what is happening in the Country Team Seminar. It will provide them with the<br />

Seminar syllabus and various materials from the program so that they can take these and<br />

what they learn about what is happening in the Seminar back to their own institutions and use<br />

it in their instruction. The purpose is to have co-ordinated instruction throughout<br />

government.]<br />

After this, George Morgan, the director of FSI, called Kenneth in to say that a reporter named<br />

Murry Marder (SP?) from The Washington Post wanted to come in to do a story on the Seminar.<br />

The problem was how to handle this with regard to the CIA people in the program, who needed their<br />

anonymity protected.<br />

At 2:30, Kenneth had the staff advisors meet with Mr. Morgan to discuss how to deal with<br />

Mr. Marder.<br />

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At 3:30, Marder arrived, and Kenneth was with him until 6:30, seeing that he had as much<br />

information as he could have without putting any of the students at risk. Kenneth describes the initial<br />

interview. At 4:00 Marder met with the staff advisors, all of them high-level officers in their various<br />

departments, and Marder was visibly impressed. From there, Marder went down to meet with one of<br />

the country teams. There were eight men who among them had 100 years of governmental service<br />

behind them. This team was going to Vietnam. One of them was General Joe Stilwell, a Major<br />

General, "Vinegar Joe" Stillwell's son. Marder was curious to learn why these high-level types were<br />

taking the course. Stilwell described his long day and how hard he was working to keep up with the<br />

program, including on weekends. The other men said the same. They told how creative they had to<br />

be in the course. It was much more demanding than courses they'd taken in the past, at war colleges<br />

and the like.<br />

The discussion went on until close to 6:00, and then Marder went up with Kenneth to<br />

Morgan's office for some followup. Marder said that he had come prepared to write a disparaging<br />

article, but he was so impressed that he wanted to do a serious article instead. He realized the course<br />

was novel in the field of education.<br />

It is not an ordinary training course. It does not go at an ordinary academic pace. The<br />

problem is how to make high-level officers, who are no longer young, engage in intense education.<br />

The key is to make them participants, not merely listeners. They cannot do the course without<br />

actively involving in the process. The lecture system would not work for this. So what Kenneth is<br />

doing is having them start early, meeting together to discuss and work on a particular problem in the<br />

country to which they are going. Then at 9:00 they have a one-hour lecture. This is followed by<br />

another period of team meeting and discussion, followed by lunch, followed by another one -hour<br />

lecture, followed by another period of team meeting and discussion.<br />

The staff advisors rotate among the eight country teams, one to a team.<br />

All of this was made clear to Mr. Marder, who found it fascinating. He was also given a copy<br />

of the syllabus.<br />

The climax of the course comes when all of the country teams have to stand up in front of the<br />

others and represent and defend the views they have come to in the course process.<br />

2<br />

24:19 June 14, 1962 Fourth day of the Seminar.<br />

Margaret drove Kenneth to FSI early in the morning, arriving at 7:20 a.m.<br />

At 9:00, Kenneth went down to introduce the day's speaker to the class. He called for a staff<br />

advisors' meeting at 11:30. Then he went down to the personnel department to see about hiring more<br />

staff.<br />

At 11:30 the staff meeting began. The discussion concerned the instructors' training course.<br />

At 12:00, Kenneth had another meeting with two officers from State concerning his<br />

requirements for a course on the Near East. The discussion was sharp, and continued until 2:30.<br />

They returned to the Department, and Kenneth returned to his office to deal with housekeeping<br />

problems.<br />

One of these had to do with security. The Seminar was getting in so many security-sensitive<br />

documents that it was a problem. Kenneth decided to get some Marine guards in to keep the area<br />

secure.<br />

Kenneth also designed a certificate that would be awarded to the Seminar graduates at the<br />

completion of the course. His hope was that the graduates would feel a sense of pride at having taken<br />

and completed the course. Indeed, high-level people from all over government were fighting to get<br />

into it. "'The best is none too good' is my motto." The Director of the FSI was with him on this.<br />

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They were sparing no effort to make the course the very best it could be.<br />

One of the country teams was becoming discouraged with its particular country problem and<br />

was talking about dissolving the team. Kenneth met with the members of the team at 4:00 to discuss<br />

it with them and convinced them to continue. He also committed to meeting with them for an hour<br />

every morning, which made them dubious. He set a time of 7:30 a.m. to 8:30 a.m. He also arranged<br />

for those who wished to to come in on Saturday and Sunday to continue their work.<br />

Near the end of the course, all the secretaries in FSI would be typing up the various reports<br />

written by the country teams. These had to be done well, because they would be read by the top brass<br />

in government.<br />

June 15, 1962 Fifth day<br />

Kenneth had a new librarian, a Miss Idol, and this was her second day.<br />

Dr. Sanders (SP) from the Industrial War <strong>College</strong> was taking the course, hoping to utilize<br />

some ideas from it, and Kenneth spent some time discussing the course with him.<br />

At the 9:00 lecture, Kenneth announced another staff meeting. He also announced new<br />

security regulations. There would be either a Marine guard or a GSA guard to protect the sensitive<br />

papers. Everyone would be given a security pass with his or her picture on it. Documents were<br />

coming in in a steady stream as Kenneth and the course members requested them. They were getting<br />

almost everything they were requesting. In a short time, the Seminar would be in possession of one<br />

of the finest collections of documents on their areas of interest in the government.<br />

There were complaints that the course was requiring more of the course members than they<br />

could handle. Too much to read. Kenneth said that this was intentional, that they would never be<br />

able "to eat all of the food on the table." He went on to tell them the story of the chicken who, under<br />

normal conditions, eats what it needs, but if several pounds of corn are piled by a chicken, the<br />

chicken will eat and eat and eat until it cannot eat any more. The course members found this terribly<br />

funny and referred to it repeatedly the rest of the day, pointing at their throats and saying, "Too much<br />

corn in there!"<br />

One proposal was to cut down the lecture and question times by half. Or perhaps to move the<br />

lecture to an earlier time and cut down on the question period afterward.<br />

The afternoon lecture was given by Dr. Lucien Pye (SP?).<br />

Word came that the President would receive the class at the White House on July 3, and that<br />

Kenneth should make the arrangements. He called Kenneth O'Donnell (SP), the appointments<br />

secretary, who referred him to a woman on his staff who made the actual arrangements as to what<br />

gate to come to, and when. They were to come in two busloads. There were sixty-two members of<br />

the class, and then Kenneth and the staff advisors, making seventy-five people in all.<br />

Kenneth joined the Thailand group, which wanted to discuss northeastern Thailand with him.<br />

Their problem was how to secure the area against the communists there.<br />

He left the office at 6:30 p.m.<br />

3<br />

50:14 June 20, 1962 Wednesday<br />

On Monday the 18th a first draft of the instructors' course, which had been drafted over in the<br />

Defense Department, came in, and Kenneth studied it, realizing immediately that it would not do the<br />

job. It was concerned with procedure, which would be dull. It did not show an understanding of the<br />

way government works and policy is determined. So Kenneth began working on ways to improve the<br />

course.<br />

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Kenneth went over to State and met with four officers on African affairs from the African<br />

bureau. They discussed the content of a projected syllabus for an African seminar to gear in with the<br />

current seminars on Southeast Asia and Latin America. Kenneth spent several hours with them.<br />

They would prepare materials for a syllabus and send it over to him. The projected seminar would<br />

run two weeks. Unfortunately, there is not much quality published material on the area. Fortunately,<br />

in the government, there is a good deal of classified material which the Seminar can make use of.<br />

Back at FSI, there were numerous administrative problems to deal with.<br />

Tuesday, more of the same. Kenneth spent a lot of time on the telephone with Near and<br />

Middle East experts on developing the syllabus for these areas. An exhausting day.<br />

The course members are taking their work very seriously. Attendance is 100% from 9:00 to<br />

5:30. Some arrive earlier, and some stay until 7:00, when they must leave. They often go off with<br />

armloads of material to study at home.<br />

Boxes of books are arriving daily by special delivery from publishers around the country.<br />

Kenneth is calling them to get the books shipped in. When the boxes arrive, the course members dive<br />

in enthusiastically to be sure to get the books they need.<br />

Wednesday, today, the new security arrangements were in full swing. Everyone has a<br />

security pass now.<br />

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ADDENDUM 2<br />

1<br />

(June 20, 1962, continued) The high point of this day in Kenneth's eyes was being informed that a<br />

Presidential order had just been issued instructing that all senior officers going to Latin America,<br />

Africa, the Near East, and Southeast Asia should take the course before going to the field. Kenneth<br />

was asked if he could prepare on Africa and the Near East for the next course, which would be in<br />

September, and of course he had already begun. He had teams drawing up bibliographies which<br />

would cover every lecture. The Seminar was getting substantial backing from "the higher<br />

authorities." "It's really quite a wonderful interdepartmental effort."<br />

Kenneth was insisting that the various agencies keep one or two of their people associated<br />

with the course on detail, that is, on their payroll rather than his. Thus, they continue to have a vested<br />

interest. The course is WKHLU course, all of them.<br />

The big problem now facing the course is space. Where to get rooms? Where to put a library<br />

that will have both security and adequate space for reading? Where to get enough seminar rooms to<br />

hold four major seminar groups, and where to find an auditorium large enough to hold them all<br />

together when there are general lectures? The facilities at FSI are already under strain. In the next<br />

thirty to sixty days, new facilities must be found to accommodate the larger program.<br />

Toward the end of the day the director issued a blizzard of commands and directives to<br />

Kenneth concerning the impending visit of the Attorney General and Walt Rostow on Friday. They<br />

are coming over to inspect the course operation. They will both want to say something, visit a couple<br />

of the country teams, and view the facilities.<br />

Kenneth has drafted the memos to the White House on the visit of the course members to the<br />

President on July 3 at noon. They are to enter at the southwest entrance and presumably meet the<br />

President in the Rose Garden. The hope is that President Kennedy will be able to keep the<br />

engagement.<br />

2<br />

8:23 June 21, 1962 Thursday<br />

This was payday. Kenneth arrived at about 8:00 a.m. and found some eighteen class members<br />

there at work on their materials. The library is growing every day, with new boxes of books arriving,<br />

and the class members don't want to miss them.<br />

The lecturer today was Lucian Pye of MIT. Before the lecture, Kenneth announced that<br />

Attorney General Robert Kennedy and Walt Rostow would be coming Friday. He also asked that one<br />

of the country teams, the one focusing on Haiti, make itself available to the two men during a coffee<br />

break.<br />

Kenneth then prepared some materials for Director Morgan to present to Kennedy and<br />

Rostow when they came, facts and figures on the course.<br />

[The pianist in the background is Kip Landon—Kenneth Landon, Jr.—playing in the<br />

living room.]<br />

Murry Marder of the Post came in at 11:00 with the article he had written, which would<br />

appear the following Sunday. Morgan read the article, then passed it to Kenneth. It was well written,<br />

and highly complimentary.<br />

At noon, Kenneth lunched with one of the staff advisors. Afterward, he attended the<br />

afternoon lecture and during the lecture made notes on a minute for the sponsoring special group for<br />

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counter-insurgency as an instruction to all the concerned agencies and sponsors. The substance of the<br />

minute was to regularize the present staff advisor system, which Kenneth thought up himself and<br />

obtained agreement to on an ad hoc basis by the participating agencies. Kenneth feels the time has<br />

come that this relationship should be made more firm and the roles and responsibilities of the<br />

advisors to Kenneth, the course co-ordinator, be spelled out more fully. Kenneth went on to ask that<br />

each agency or department identify some officer who would be authorized to provide him with the<br />

classified documents necessary for the Seminar's classified library.<br />

After the lecture, Kenneth had the minute typed, and at the afternoon meeting gave copies to<br />

all the members of the staff to get their reaction. Without exception they favored the idea.<br />

Kenneth urged that every one of the staff advisors should retain a desk in his home office, so<br />

that he would be carrying on a dual service. He would only be full time with the Seminar during the<br />

actual course.<br />

Kenneth spent the rest of the afternoon in one of the country team seminars. They were<br />

preparing a team paper on Bolivia.<br />

3<br />

15:43 June 22, 1962 Friday The end of the second week. The Seminar actually began the work<br />

originally planned to start on the third week.<br />

At 8:45, Walt W. Rostow, the Counsellor of the Department of State, who selected Kenneth<br />

for this job, drove up in his black limousine, together with his aide, Henry C. Ramsey, Jr. (SP?). The<br />

director of FSI, Mr. Morgan, together with members of his administrative staff, waited outside for the<br />

arrival of the Attorney General. At 9:00, Kenneth told the director that he felt they should start on<br />

time. No telling when Kennedy would arrive. So at 9:00, Kenneth made a few announcements and<br />

then asked Professor Pye to start his lecture.<br />

The Attorney General arrived about five minutes later. Everyone stood up as a token of<br />

respect, the usual practice in government. Kennedy sat to the right of Director Morgan, with Rostow<br />

on his left. Dr. Pye welcomed him and then proceeded with his lecture, ending at about 9:50.<br />

Kenneth took over and introduced Professor Max Milliken of MIT, who had spoken on the first day<br />

of the course when the Attorney General was there. Milliken was about to sum up the MIT<br />

contribution to the course.<br />

Milliken took over and gave a brilliant summing up of their contribution in terms of U.S.<br />

policy objectives and strategy and showed complete familiarity with government operations. A very<br />

impressive job.<br />

Kenneth took over again, saying that the two visitors were the men who had made the course<br />

possible. He asked if either wished to say anything, and they said no. So the session broke up for a<br />

coffee break.<br />

During Milliken's talk, he had spoken of sitting with the Haiti country team and of how<br />

impressed he had been by their discussion. The team was led by their pro tem ambassador John C.<br />

Hill, who had flown in from Caracas for the course. Kenneth had arranged for this team to have<br />

coffee with the Attorney General in Mr. Morgan's conference room on the second floor, so they all<br />

went up there. Professors Pye and Milliken came along. Hill introduced the members of his team.<br />

There followed a lively discussion on the problem the team members had been discussing concerning<br />

Haiti. One of the team members was the actual DCM going out to Haiti. Another was the actual<br />

military MAG chief, and another the actual chief of the economics side. So they had three of the real<br />

life members of the country team in our embassy in Haiti. The discussion had more than an academic<br />

interest for them. They were acquiring information they were going to use in their work.<br />

At the end of the coffee break, the Attorney General said that he had to leave before the<br />

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question period [which was to follow the lecture]. "And he went out of there like a squirrel. He's<br />

very fast on his feet. And Rostow after him."<br />

The morning session then continued in the usual fashion. At the end of the session, Kenneth<br />

was informed that the speaker for the afternoon session, a man named Hilsman (SP?), had been<br />

commandeered by his department for a conference concerning a possible crisis in China regarding the<br />

Quemoy and Matsu islands. The Chinese were massing forces opposite the islands. So at 1:30<br />

Kenneth met with the seminar team, told them in a jocular way of the possible crisis in China, and<br />

told them to meet again at 3:00. They took Kenneth seriously and believed that Chiang Kai Shek was<br />

about to invade the islands.<br />

Hilsman arrived before 3:00 and delivered the afternoon lecture.<br />

Kenneth spent some time talking to Pye, Milliken, and a man named Blackmer (SP?) for a<br />

while, all three from MIT, and then they went off to catch a plane back to Cambridge, Massachusetts.<br />

The next time Milliken would appear here would be July 18. Blackmer would be in and out<br />

regularly. They were going to observe the course as it proceeded to have an overall view of it and be<br />

in a position to offer a critique on what might be done to improve the quality, the presentation, and<br />

the co-ordination of the course.<br />

Kenneth has a member of his staff, Walter Cronan, whom he has nicknamed "Joe" after the<br />

baseball player, who is working with Kenneth to build another couple of teams to prepare for the<br />

Africa and Near East courses. The hope is that these teams will prepare materials of the same high<br />

quality as the MIT people have done for the first two course areas.<br />

4<br />

29:12 June 23, 1962 Saturday<br />

The subject this morning was youth. Martin MacClachlan (SP?), one of the most<br />

knowledgeable men in government, was the speaker. He has just been named special assistant to the<br />

director of the bureau for culture and various activities of a cultural nature, known in the Department<br />

of State as CU. The new director of that bureau is Luke Battle, whom Kenneth has known for many<br />

years. This is a new function in government established at the request of the Attorney General so that<br />

the U.S. might do something about the various youth movements throughout the world. Name a<br />

country, and MacClachlan knows about the youth movement in that country. He spent a half hour on<br />

the subject of how to run a conference to the advantage of the U.S. government and the disadvantage<br />

of the communists. After his lecture, he joined one of the seminar groups working on their problem<br />

for another hour or two.<br />

At that point, Kenneth took off for home. About half the class had settled in for the afternoon<br />

to continue their studies.<br />

5<br />

32:22 June 26, 1962 Tuesday<br />

Monday started off with a lecture by a man named John Morrison on world communism and<br />

the Sino-Soviet conflict over tactics. The Chinese wish to use the tactics Mao devised in the Chinese<br />

revolution. The Soviets wish to use political means, which at the present time they are using<br />

successfully concerning Laos, negotiating at Geneva for a technically neutralist government agreed<br />

upon between them and us which will actually accomplish the Soviets' objectives.<br />

Kenneth was too busy with housekeeping details in the afternoon to attend the afternoon<br />

lecture, so he doesn't know what happened. He was getting ready for today, which began with the<br />

counsellor for the State Department, Walt Whitman Rostow, who was the 9:00 a.m. lecturer.<br />

Kenneth opened the session by announcing the Seminar party, which would be held on July<br />

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10 on the eighth floor of New State [the large addition to the original State Department building<br />

on 21st and C Streets]. The Secretary does much of his entertaining there. Over a hundred<br />

Seminar members promptly signed up.<br />

Kenneth then turned the meeting over to Henry Ramsey, one of the two co-chairmen, who<br />

introduced Walt Rostow. Rostow's manner was casual, not formal, not flashy, but his ideas were<br />

brilliant. He held the audience spellbound for over an hour. He has a truly creative mind. He spoke<br />

concerning identifying targets and organizing U.S. resources in order to cope with our problems<br />

which involve these particular targets. Afterward, Rostow withdrew with Kenneth and Dr. Morgan to<br />

Morgan's office for a cup of coffee, and then went back for a round table discussion.<br />

Kenneth went to lunch with an old friend, Roy Melbourne (SP?).<br />

The afternoon lecturer was a two-star Army general named Rosson (SP?), who had brought<br />

his aides along. They worked as a team. A colonel, a major, and a captain all operated the visual aid<br />

machine as the general spoke, each performing one aspect of this task. "Once again, I made up my<br />

mind that when I grow up, I want to be a two-star general." The lecture was excellent. The subject<br />

was the application of power in countering insurgency, the new weapons, the new inventions, the<br />

new military techniques.<br />

Kenneth worked on the instructors' course after the lecture, and also on the next Seminar, to<br />

run in the fall, which would have seventy-five to eighty persons. The various agencies were being<br />

helpful.<br />

6<br />

41:54 June 28 Thursday<br />

Most of Wednesday Kenneth spent on housekeeping chores. He decided today to designate<br />

Walter Cronan as his executive officer so that Cronan could take charge of these housekeeping<br />

chores, freeing Kenneth to concern himself with more substantive and imaginative things. Cronan<br />

seemed pleased since this is a step up for him.<br />

The big flap has been to get ready for the visit of General Maxwell Taylor, special assistant to<br />

the President, who is coming Friday afternoon at 1:30 for a round table discussion which he will<br />

observe but in which he will not participate. The main speaker for State will be the Deputy<br />

Undersecretary, Alexis Johnson. There will be a Major General Brown from Defense. And<br />

Desmond Fitzgerald, plus a few other men from other agencies. Taylor will meet with a country<br />

team, and will also have an opportunity to quiz Director Morgan and Kenneth on the course.<br />

Today the head of the CIA called in to express his unhappiness over the Murry Marder article<br />

in the Post, which mentioned the total number of members in the course and gave the total number of<br />

participants from the CIA, seven. Kenneth was "called on the carpet" to explain how these statistics<br />

got into the paper, but Kenneth had been forehanded and had cleared the giving out of the number<br />

with representatives of the CIA. So the Seminar is in the clear on that.<br />

The morning lecture was given by Major General Victor Krulak of the Marines, a small man<br />

with a bright, alert mind. His lecture, however, was unimaginative. During the question period, he<br />

got into trouble with a couple of his questioners who knew more about his subject than he did. He<br />

acknowledged this.<br />

The afternoon session was a lecture by the USIA representative John Arnspocker (SP?).<br />

Kenneth missed it, but was told the lecture was too general and diffuse.<br />

These two speakers will not be used again, accordingly.<br />

Kenneth has begun discussions with an editor to take over the manuscripts of the course in the<br />

hope that Kenneth can come up with a textbook that would have some utility in our embassies around<br />

the world. The material would still be in lecture form.<br />

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7<br />

48:20 June 29 Friday<br />

Kenneth retells a story he heard General Krulak tell during his session the day before. The<br />

general told it as a way of acknowleding his repetitiousness while addressing the course members.<br />

When Kenneth arrived at 8:00, he received a call from Morgan concerning General Taylor's<br />

coming. Was everything ready? Morgan had talked to Deputy Undersecretary Johnson about it the<br />

night before and with Jeff Kitchen, Johnson's aide, who would be the chairman of the round table,<br />

and had arranged to have them come over at noon for a small lunch, to be on hand when the General<br />

arrived.<br />

Kenneth had to handle all sorts of details in relation to Taylor's coming. He received a steady<br />

stream of phone calls through the morning from one of Taylor's aides informing him on where the<br />

general was in his schedule for the day. When the general arrived, there were four or five men<br />

outside waiting for him. He was fifteen minutes late, but the round table was late starting too. When<br />

Taylor asked who was speaking, Kenneth replied "in the precise, factual manner in which the whole<br />

thing had been happening, 'The Deputy Undersecretary, sir, has just finished his eighteenth sentence<br />

in his introductory speech.'" General Taylor cast Kenneth an amused glance, and sure enough, when<br />

they went inside, Johnson ZDV in about his nineteenth sentence! The General was dressed in a natty,<br />

youthful, gray suit with a string necktie. "A very handsome man, very bright, very alert, very keen."<br />

When Johnson concluded his opening remarks, Mr. Morgan acknowledged the General's<br />

presence, said a few words about the honor of it, acknowledged that the Seminar course was under<br />

the General's supervision and interest, and asked the General to say a few words. "He made a<br />

brilliant speech, without any notes." He made it clear that this was a course that was being very<br />

closely followed by the President, who thought it was of prime importance, a new departure for the<br />

Foreign Service and for all agencies and departments working overseas. It was setting a precedent<br />

for a new kind of training in country team work.<br />

When the General was ready to go, Kenneth and Morgan led the way, followed by the<br />

General. Behind him, in solemn procession, came the Thailand country team, led by their<br />

"ambassador." Kenneth had arranged it this way, having the team sit strategically behind him so that<br />

they would be ready when the moment came. The whole group went to Morgan's office conference<br />

room, where there were two large tables put together in the form of a T. Kenneth explained that he<br />

had arranged for this particular country team to meet with the General. Al Puwen (SP?), the<br />

"ambassador" on the team—who was actually going out as the DCM—was about to begin speaking<br />

when Taylor turned to the country team and began firing questions. Who was the ambassador figure<br />

on the team? who was the chief of MAG? who was the chief of USOM? That is, who was playing<br />

which role on the team? They all had their roles clearly laid out and Puwen introduced them. They<br />

went on to state the problem the team was working on, and each member of the team offered his<br />

particular contribution. The General asked questions and was obviously interested. None of the team<br />

members had ever been in Thailand, but they knew a great deal about the country, particularly<br />

concerning the problem of countering insurgency in the northeastern part of the country.<br />

The General had only intended to stay for fifteen minutes, but he actually stayed twenty-five,<br />

after which he, Morgan, Kenneth, and Tom Davis went into Morgan's office to discuss matters<br />

concerning the course. Kenneth gave him a list of the country teams and the particular problems they<br />

were working on and promised that, when the team papers were completed, he would send a copies<br />

of these to him for his evaluation.<br />

Finally, the General made his departure. He had arrived at about 1:45 and stayed until almost<br />

3:30, far longer than he had intended.<br />

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ADDENDUM 3<br />

1<br />

(Continuing June 29, 1962)<br />

At the afternoon session, Kenneth welcomed Ambassador William Roundtree (SP?), whose<br />

guest Kenneth had been in Pakistan in 1960, and also Eric Kocher (SP?), who was one of Kenneth's<br />

best friends in the Foreign Service. Both men might well take the next round of the course.<br />

Kenneth also sent off a memo to the White House, from Director Morgan of the FSI to<br />

Kenneth O'Donnell, the appointments secretary, making the arrangements for the July 3 visit of the<br />

course members to the White House.<br />

After Kenneth got home in the evening, having left early, Morgan called from work to say<br />

that the Deputy Undersecretary had called to say that he wanted to make some changes in the memo<br />

and had recalled it from the White House. Morgan wanted Kenneth to do the work tomorrow,<br />

Saturday.<br />

At noon today, Kenneth went to lunch with Don Blackmer (SP?) of MIT and had a long talk<br />

about the course and how to elicit evaluations from the course members. There had been an earlier<br />

discussion of the matter that morning when Colonel English, the Defense member, had taken<br />

exception to Kenneth's sketching of the kind of question he wanted to elicit response to from the<br />

members of the Seminar and to which he wanted them to sign their names. English said the<br />

evaluations should all be anonymous. Kenneth replied that he had little respect for anonymous<br />

opinions and would not pay any attention to them. English was indignant. He said that no one would<br />

dare criticize the course for fear of endangering his career. But Kenneth derided this and insisted that<br />

the evaluations be signed. No one other than English disagreed.<br />

During General Taylor's visit, he had asked about the instructors' course. At this point,<br />

Kenneth had no ideas for a syllabus and asked the General if he had any suggestions. Taylor ducked<br />

the question. Kenneth also mentioned to the general the curious phenomenon that the Defense course<br />

members of the Seminar never participated in the question periods after lectures. They simply<br />

listened, never asking questions of their own. The General had no comment.<br />

When Kenneth came home, there was daughter Carol Landon Pearson with her family, having<br />

arrived for a visit. Kenneth socialized for a while, then went off to a farewell reception for Bill<br />

Spengler (SP?), who had gotten Kenneth his FSI job the previous year, at the home of Grant<br />

Hillecker (SP?). Spengler was going off to Peshawar.<br />

2<br />

8:23 July 2, 1962 First day of the fourth week of the Country Team Seminar<br />

In today's sessions, the Southeast Asian group and the Latin American group divided, each<br />

beginning to concentrate on its own area. John Topping (SP?) gave the introduction to Latin<br />

America, associating it with the development process in counter-insurgency. Kenneth did likewise<br />

for Southeast Asia. Then each of them gave a history of the development of communist successes<br />

and failures in the two areas.<br />

This afternoon the main speaker was Professor Russell Fifield (SP?) from the University of<br />

Michigan. He spoke on the development of U.S. policy in Southeast Asia since 1945, concentrating<br />

on the period from 1945 to 1954.<br />

During the day Kenneth had a long talk with Mr. Morgan about the future administrative<br />

setup for the course and how FSI would fit in the picture. Kenneth said that the co-ordinator, himself,<br />

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should be the chairman of the co-ordinating group drawn from the participating agencies and<br />

departments. Also he said that Morgan should gear in with the special group that is sponsoring the<br />

Seminar, so that he could report directly to General Maxwell Taylor.<br />

In this afternoon's meeting with the staff advisors the matter was raised by the Defense<br />

member, Colonel English, as to the necessity of building an interdepartmental faculty, and he made<br />

quite a point that it should be centered in the Foreign Service Institute with Kenneth in charge.<br />

Kenneth was surprised because he had not expected Defense Department support for KLP. But<br />

curiously enough Colonel English, who Kenneth had thought was set against him, seemed to have<br />

been won over.<br />

There was a long afternoon session on the materials that ought to go into an instructors'<br />

course. There would be another meeting on Thursday, the 5th, after the holiday. Kenneth would<br />

have a lot of work to do to prepare the materials for the next meeting. During the discussion they<br />

also turned to the next round of the course scheduled for September, and Kenneth told them that he<br />

already had draft syllabi on both Africa and the Near and Middle East for their consideration.<br />

Kenneth expects 70 to 75 members for the September session.<br />

Tomorrow is the big day when the members of the Seminar go to the White House to meet the<br />

President.<br />

3<br />

14:18 July 3, 1962<br />

Kenneth woke earlier than usual, wondering why, and then remembered. This was White<br />

House day! It was also white suit day, because Margaret had had his white suit cleaned and pressed<br />

for him so that he would "stand out in the crowd." "So on White House Day I got into my whitest<br />

white suit, and a nice blue tie to match my blue eyes, and shined my blackest shoes as black as<br />

possible. And arrived at my office about 8:00 a.m." Many administrative details had piled up, and<br />

there were a number of things that still had to be done with respect to the White House visit. Kenneth<br />

had to be sure they had buses, and also to be sure the license tags had been called over to the White<br />

House guards. Then Kenneth remembered that he had forgotten to include the name of Professor<br />

Don Blackmer of MIT, who was expecting to go. So he telephoned Kenneth O'Donnell in the White<br />

House with Blackmer's name. Then he spent some time typing the syllabus for the instructors'<br />

course. He also gave instructions to the two chairmen in the course, the Southeast Asia group<br />

chairman Chris Chapman (SP?), and the Latin America group chairman John Topping, that they<br />

should announce that the instructors were all to assemble about Kenneth when they got off the buses<br />

and follow him into the White House, while the country teams would all assemble as teams, with<br />

their chairmen in the lead, so that when they stood in rank before the President, Kenneth could<br />

introduce the faculty advisors, then the chairmen of each country team, who in turn would introduce<br />

the team members.<br />

The phone began to ring, Director Morgan calling. He had thought of something he wanted to<br />

say to the President about the Foreign Service Institute and about the Seminar. About every fifteen<br />

minutes all morning, the phone would ring, informing Kenneth that Mr. Morgan wanted to speak to<br />

Kenneth urgently and calling him down. He kept thinking of one thing after another.<br />

At 11:10 or so, Kenneth went down to the lobby, finding all of the class assembled with Mr.<br />

Morgan and the two buses outside. So they all got on, and the driver took off at about 11:20. It was<br />

raining lightly. Kenneth was wearing his raincoat, of course, and his peacock feather hat.<br />

In ten minutes they were driving up 17th Street in Washington toward the White House. But<br />

then they ran into a traffic jam because of an enormous truck that was blocking the way. The truck<br />

was unable to maneuver in the street. Time passed, and people began to fret. Finally, the truck got<br />

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out of the way, and the bus drove on up to the gate at the southwest entrance. There were five or six<br />

White House guards at the gate. The buses drove on in through the gate that seemed to Kenneth too<br />

narrow for the bus to get through. But there was no problem. They drove straight in, then looped<br />

around through the grounds behind the White House, "in a long arc around the putting green, and<br />

nosed in toward the Rose Garden." There everyone debarked and assembled behind Kenneth.<br />

"Then Mr. Morgan and I faced forward to go into the White House, and we were conducted<br />

by a member of the guard. We moved in under the portico because it was raining very lightly. It's a<br />

sort of ground-level terrace, you might say, under the cover of the back portico. It's about fifteen to<br />

eighteen, probably eighteen, feet wide, and of course runs along the rear of the White House. Well,<br />

we advanced along this channel like a young army with all our military people in all their buttons and<br />

brass and ribbons looking very official, me in my white suit, Mr. Morgan in a sort of plaid gray, and<br />

the rest of the fellows neatly dressed, with their hair all combed back, looking like a collection of<br />

schoolboys going to meet Teacher. And we were brought up to a line which had been drawn by tape,<br />

and we were asked not to go beyond that simply because the President would be standing at the top of<br />

the ramp and would be able to look down on us from a distance of about fifteen feet. The recording<br />

machine was at my immediate left, operated by a professional recording operator.<br />

"And then the young lady from Kenneth O'Donnell's office with whom I had been talking on<br />

the phone making the final arrangements came down, and we talked for a few moments. Mr. Morgan<br />

then asked her what we might expect from the President, and if we were to come up to greet him, or<br />

if he would come down, and she smiled rather winsomely and giggled and said, 'You never know<br />

what's going to happen when the President appears. He does as he pleases. And so, although we may<br />

arrange things, he will rearrange them to suit himself.' And with that, she withdrew.<br />

"In about another minute and a half she appeared, and she said, 'Mr. Landon, Mr. Morgan,<br />

will you come to the President's office.' So we left the crowd behind us and went up and did a sharp<br />

turn to the left, around the curve of the White House offices, and came up beside a couple of pairs of<br />

very tall french doors. And hanging across the french doors were cloth curtains, very lacy, which<br />

didn't interfere with the breeze. So the President's office, evidently—although it had air<br />

conditioning—was not using the air conditioning. The doors were wide open. And as we came up<br />

there, the President stepped out. And I was quite astonished to see how tall he was.<br />

"He looked about six feet one or two, heavily built across the shoulders. His suit looked to<br />

me as though it didn't fit him. Too tight. Too tightly tailored. It looked as though it were made for<br />

him when he was a year younger and he had outgrown it. But this is the kind of British tailoring that<br />

he has used for a great many years. The sleeves of his jacket were a little too short also, or so it<br />

seemed to me. But that is the Savile Row kind of tailoring that the Kennedys have used in their<br />

family for a good many years, the same tailor. His hair was dry, not combed down tightly or slicked<br />

at all. And his eyes, to my astonishment, were green! Not a bright green, but a sort of a dirty green,<br />

a kind of a hazel green. But very markedly green. And he was unsmiling. He was very sober.<br />

Obviously had just been working on a problem.<br />

"And he came up and said, 'Mr. Landon, Mr. Morgan?' I said, 'I'm Mr. Landon. This is Mr.<br />

Morgan, the director.' And he said, 'What group is this? Why am I meeting them?' So Morgan and I<br />

took turns. Finally, I settled down to the explanation. 'This is the Country Team Seminar,' and as I<br />

said to him, 'They're your creature, Mr. President. You invented them. You created them and called<br />

them together, and we're here because this is the first session. And it began June 11, and it will run<br />

for about another week and a half.' And I said, 'We're especially supervised by your military<br />

assistant, uh, military advisor, General Maxwell Taylor.' 'Oh yes,' he said, and snapped his fingers.<br />

'Just a moment.' He turned around and walked back into his office. He was gone about sixty<br />

seconds, maybe forty-five seconds. Then he stepped out from between the curtains again, carrying<br />

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the memorandum which I had drafted and sent over to the White House, looking at it. And he looked<br />

up at me, and he said, 'I've got it now.' He said, 'Yes, indeed, it's in focus. Let's go along.'<br />

"So we moved along. And he said, 'Where's Max?' And I said, 'Well, he's due here, but I<br />

haven't seen him,' meaning General Maxwell Taylor. We stepped over to the microphones, and as we<br />

got there, I explained to him that the group in front were the faculty advisors from the various<br />

departments and agencies, that we were not a State Department crowd; we were completely<br />

interdepartmental, and well-balanced in numbers among the agencies; and that all of the student body<br />

were assembled by country or embassy team, with each one having its own chairman or ambassador,<br />

working on a country team problem. So he looked the crowd over and then began to speak as though<br />

he had a carefully prepared speech which he had fully in mind. And he gave, I thought, a rather<br />

remarkable performance of extemporary speaking, without any notes whatsoever, showing he was<br />

completely familiar with the background of the course, how it had come into being, what its<br />

objectives and purposes were, why they were there, what they were supposed to be doing. And he<br />

really made a magnificent exposition of the course, as though he had just studied the syllabus, which<br />

was quite a remarkable thing for a man as busy as he. At one point in his speech, he made a remark,<br />

and he stopped suddenly, and he said, 'No, I don't mean that. I'll rewrite that section.' And this<br />

brought quite a laugh from the whole crowd. But he had done it on purpose because a transcript of<br />

his remarks ZHUH [sic] made, and they were issued later, and I am hoping on Thursday morning to<br />

pick up copies of the transcript of his speech, which I think will be available to us. At any rate, he<br />

went on to finish his speech.<br />

"And then he stepped forward, and I introduced him to all of the faculty advisors.<br />

Fortunately, for me, I was able to remember their names. I'm always having trouble with names,<br />

looking right at a man I've known for years and can't remember his name. But these I all<br />

remembered, and I was so relieved when I had uttered the last one because it would have been very<br />

distressing to have forgotten. And then I introduced Mr. Studtsman (SP?, pronounced Stewtsman),<br />

the first country team chairman. And then Studtsman introduced his group. Well then the President<br />

walked all the way through the crowd, going from country team group to country team group, all the<br />

way to the end of the line, and a number of the men he remembered by name. In fact, one man spoke<br />

to him and said, 'We were classmates together at Harvard.' And the President looked at him,<br />

remembered him. And then he said, 'I ran in the second district.' And I couldn't hear what office he'd<br />

run for. The President said to him, 'How'd you do?' And he said, 'I won.' Then the President said,<br />

'Good for you! But evidently it didn't stick because now you're in the government service.' And the<br />

fellow said, 'Yes.' He said, 'I wasn't born to be a politician.' And the President got a laugh out of<br />

that.<br />

"He remembered one of the military generals. He remembered John Hill, whom he had<br />

encountered in Venezuela, who is doing a very fine job down there. And he remembered one or two<br />

of the other people. I mean, this is quite an exhibition for a man to pick out faces from a crowd and<br />

remember people he wasn't looking for, and he hadn't been reminded that they would be there.<br />

"So then he turned around, went back to the microphones, and turned around and thanked us<br />

for coming and started to leave. The Secret Service and the police said to us, 'This way, gentlemen,'<br />

and just at that moment the President called us back and said, 'Oh, here's General Taylor. I'd like him<br />

to say a few words to you.' So General Taylor came forward, and he was in civvies, very dapper,<br />

very handsomely dressed, and he said, 'Well, it's rather an anticlimax for me to speak to you after<br />

you've heard the President of the United States. But I'm glad to have the opportunity.' So he spoke to<br />

us for another five minutes or so.<br />

"And all during this period, the recording of all the remarks had been going on, and the<br />

recording instrument was able to pick up the comments all through the crowd. But also there were<br />

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about twelve to fifteen photographers who were standing about twenty, twenty-five feet from the<br />

crowd, and they were busy taking pictures, either movies or still pictures, all the time, so that we<br />

were thoroughly pictured.<br />

"I might say that during the President' speech, he made quite a point of complimenting the<br />

Foreign Service Institute, with particular reference to Morgan and myself, because we were involved<br />

in this in our initiative in taking the lead and setting up the course and putting it over, putting it<br />

across, and making a success of it. He spoke of this twice so that both Morgan and myself were<br />

walking about three inches off the ground by the time we left because it was nice to hear. 'Flattery<br />

will get you everywhere when it's that kind of flattery!' is my sentiment.<br />

"Well at any rate we then went into reverse, and we were led out through several of the White<br />

House rooms at the ground level—two or three of them were quite interesting; one or two of them I'd<br />

been in before, during the Eisenhower administration—and then got back into our buses. And<br />

Morgan and myself rode back as far as the State Department, from the White House, and then we<br />

dropped off because we had a luncheon engagement at the Industrial <strong>College</strong> for the Armed Services<br />

at Fort McNair with the commandant and with the State Department representative, named Gardner<br />

Plumber (SP? Pummer?). And we caught a car at the State Department, an official car, drove out to<br />

the Industrial <strong>College</strong>, had lunch in there in the officers' club, and had a chance to talk to them about<br />

our course and the kind of activities we're involved in. Then came back to a new college that is being<br />

set up in the fort's precincts also, at Fort McNair. It's a new Inter-American training college set up<br />

under the OAS [Organization of American States]." This will deal with counter-insurgency in the<br />

Cuban type of situation.<br />

From there the two men went back to FSI, arriving at about 3:00. Kenneth went right into a<br />

committee meeting on a syllabus with respect to the Near East and South Asia for about an hour.<br />

Administrative duties took up the rest of the afternoon.<br />

Just before the end of the day, Mr. Morgan called to say that he had been talking to the<br />

Undersecretary, who, he thought, was favorable toward making the Institute, and Kenneth in<br />

particular, responsible for all future co-ordination of the Country Team Seminar in the government.<br />

Kenneth raised the matter that, if so, they would have to push ahead with the various agencies and<br />

departments to make permanent the officers now merely on detail on a patchwork basis, "because<br />

most of my little empire is going to fade away at the end of the fifth week." Kenneth would then be<br />

faced with the job of setting up the next course in the same frantic fashion and patchwork style as he<br />

did in the first round. Ridiculous! Morgan asked Kenneth to pursue this, and he set about it.<br />

One of the next things Kenneth has to do in planning for the coming courses is some sort of<br />

pattern of supervision or control or inspection which the Special Group wants established at some<br />

point in government for the supervision of all the courses in all the U.S. government training schools.<br />

That means all the Defense Department schools, the Armed Forces <strong>College</strong>, Industrial <strong>College</strong>, the<br />

National War <strong>College</strong>, the training schools of AID, USIA, and CIA. At present, the government is<br />

somewhat at a loss as to how to go about co-ordinating the instruction at all of these schools. Morgan<br />

asked Kenneth if he had any ideas, and Kenneth told him that he did. "I've got a lovely scheme for<br />

co-ordinating them. , OO do it! Just give me staff, and the right kind of interdepartmental faculty<br />

advisors assigned to me. So this is what I'm going to draw up in a memorandum, probably, on the<br />

Fourth of July, which is a good bang-up subject, you might say!" If it were approved, Kenneth would<br />

be "in a kind of a big job" in connection with all the training programs in all the schools and colleges<br />

in the United States government! A good note on which to close.<br />

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38:14 July 7, 1962 Saturday<br />

Thursday, the 5th, Kenneth's first job was to get transcriptions of the President's remarks on<br />

the 3rd. He passed out copies to members of the course and also brought copies home to send out to<br />

members of the family "by way of interest."<br />

On the 4th of July, there was a nice article on the front page of The Washington Post by a<br />

man named Folliard (SP?). A Miss Barbara Garmarikian (SP?) of the press section in the White<br />

House has promised to send Kenneth four or five pictures of the Seminar group with the President<br />

which Kenneth hopes to have copies of for all the members of the class.<br />

Kenneth notes that a number of the country teams are becoming very "chummy" with each<br />

other, having spent so much time working together. They have begun setting up cocktail parties with<br />

each other and inviting him to come.<br />

On Friday the 6th, there was a session on the new draft of the instructors' course. This is the<br />

"Ramsey committee." The members wear two hats, as representatives of their various agencies and<br />

departments, and as faculty advisors to Kenneth. Ramsey made the point that in the Country Team<br />

Seminar we don't have enough material on what he called doctrine. Kenneth says this is the latest<br />

cliché in government. Ramsey kept talking about "doctrine." The instructors' course must bear down<br />

heavily on doctrine. He and the others kept talking about doctrines and roles and mission, and finally<br />

Kenneth said that he doubted that Ramsey or any of the rest of them knew what they were talking<br />

about. 'RFWULQH sounded so definite and rigid. So Kenneth challenged Ramsey to define what he<br />

meant by "doctrine." So Ramsey bulled ahead, and as he did so, others members around the table<br />

began challenging him with differing opinions. It became clear that there were no two minds present<br />

that agreed on any U.S. doctrine, and here they were, supposed to be the advisors on the course that<br />

sets the standard for U.S. doctrine for all the schools in the government. Kenneth commented that<br />

they didn't seem to have any doctrine. Obviously, no one present knew what it was. "I don't think it<br />

ever occurred to them they would ever actually have to say in so many words what they meant by this<br />

which they were all using because somebody else had used it."<br />

They all agreed that Kenneth should deliver a lecture in the course, and in fact wanted him to<br />

talk about how the U.S. got into the mess in Southeast Asia, and also on the development process,<br />

which he begged off on.<br />

The meeting went on for several hours. Over the weekend, Ramsey was to draft something<br />

"that would come up and sound like U.S. doctrine, whatever that is. I don't know what it is, and I'm<br />

sure he doesn't either."<br />

Thursday and Friday were very busy days. They had to agree on a questionnaire to go out to<br />

all the students, and then they got that out. Kenneth didn't get to any of the lectures either day.<br />

Today there was a good session on Laos chaired by Christian Chapman. There was a two-star<br />

general there who had been chief of the military training mission, in civvies. His outfit was called the<br />

PEO. This was a front name for a military training mission, and all the military were going around in<br />

civvies, pretending they weren't military. Hank Miller was there, who was well-known for his work<br />

with the USIA in Laos. He was fascinating, and very informative regarding the mess in Laos.<br />

In any case, four weeks are done. One week to go. At the end, there will be a big party. And<br />

then Margaret will take off for a week of vacation with Peggy and her family up in Wisconsin.<br />

5<br />

47:20 July 11, 1962 Wednesday<br />

Today closed "the presentation side on the professional staff with respect to lectures and<br />

round tables, the input of the course." Thursday and Friday are the payoff, the days when the country<br />

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teams divide up for two days, two teams for each half day, each with an hour and twenty minutes to<br />

present its position or its plan and to defend it.<br />

Tuesday and Wednesday have been very busy, winding up the course, laying the ground for<br />

evaluation, and so on. Kenneth still hasn't been able to establish a solid, continuing basis for the<br />

faculty advisors. He thought this was on course with a memorandum from Mr. Morgan to General<br />

Taylor saying what Kenneth wanted said. But this was "interrupted" by the Deputy Undersecretary<br />

for Political Affairs, Alex Johnson, who sent another memo of his own choosing, "very badly<br />

drafted," which did not define anything. Kenneth went to Morgan about it and urged that they work<br />

together on this. Morgan commented on his learning how difficult it was for the White House to get<br />

what it wanted done in the State Department. He had always been on the inside of the Department,<br />

but now that he was with FSI, across the river, he was seeing the Department from the "outside." It<br />

was a revelation to him.<br />

Kenneth had a long talk with Max Milliken of MIT by long distance, and they discussed the<br />

progress of the course. Kenneth noted that the eight country team groups have coalesced as true<br />

teams. They eat together, socialize together, and see themselves as being in competition with the<br />

other groups. They have a sense of team pride. A number of their papers are ready now, and<br />

Kenneth finds them to be completely professional in quality, as they should be, written by senior<br />

officers.<br />

Kenneth felt that in this conversation he had moved forward on getting a contract with<br />

Milliken's principal editor for the editing of the team manuscripts with a view to producing a book—<br />

or rather two books. The one would be for official use only, as a textbook, and the other a classified<br />

annex of the secret and top secret material.<br />

Today, Wednesday, was "Edward R. Murrow Day." [Edward R. Murrow was a famous<br />

radio and television journalist of the day. If memory serves me, he also headed the USIA for a<br />

time.] Today was also was the day of the first evaluation. Murrow was scheduled for 1:30 in the<br />

afternoon. This was a key roundup table, with a round table on Southeast Asia chaired by the Acting<br />

Assistant Secretary, Edward R. Rice, an old friend of Kenneth's. On the Latin American side, the<br />

chairman was named May. Murrow didn't make it at 1:30, but did come at 2:30. "I met him at the<br />

door." Kenneth had stationed a summer employee named Jones, a college student who went to St.<br />

Albans a year ahead of Kip, at another door, in case Murrow came to that door by mistake. Jones<br />

asked how he would recognize the great man, and Kenneth said, "Well, when you see a cigarette<br />

floating ahead of a man, that will be Mr. Murrow." At any rate, Murrow appeared in a big, black<br />

limousine, and Kenneth met him with the Director, Mr. Morgan. "Murrow is about six feet two in<br />

height, to look at him. Certainly is much taller than I. Very dark, very swarthy. Deep-set eyes. And<br />

a very sharp mind. So we took him in, and we sat down quietly. Well he had said that he didn't want<br />

to speak unless some member of the class or someone asked him a question. He'd just be an<br />

observer. He was interested in how the course was operating. Sure enough, he'd hardly gotten<br />

himself seated when the chairman said, 'We're glad to welcome Mr. Murrow here because one of the<br />

members of this seminar has asked a question that no one here can answer, and it's a USIA question.<br />

Mr. Murrow, will you consider answering this question?' And he asked the member of the seminar to<br />

state his question. Murrow got in the act, wandered up on the platform, sat down with the round table<br />

up there with Acting Assistant Secretary Rice, who was chairman, and stayed for about twenty<br />

minutes, answering questions, very amiable, participating fully, enjoying the discussion. And he was<br />

especially amused when one member of the seminar took issue with him over one of his statements,<br />

and they entered into a few moments of very interesting debate. Then I took Murrow to the Latin<br />

American section. He sat there quietly. Didn't participate. Wasn't asked a question. And I asked<br />

him if he'd like to meet one of the country teams. Well, by this time, he was really getting interested<br />

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and kept asking questions in low whispers. He said he ZRXOG like to meet a team. So I rounded up<br />

the Vietnam team headed by Phil Manhart (SP?) and took them up to Mr. Morgan's office, where<br />

Morgan and Murrow and I sat with this team for another, oh, twenty-five minutes. Well this brought<br />

us up to about four o'clock."<br />

At that point, Kenneth raced downstairs to send off the Latin American group on a special bus<br />

to the State Department, where they were to meet with Acting Assistant Secretary Goodwin, the<br />

Assistant Secretary Ed Martin being in Latin America on official business at the time. Kenneth has<br />

never met Goodwin, though he has talked to him on the phone. A very bright man.<br />

The evaluations from the course members have begun to come in, and Kenneth has read about<br />

a third of them. To judge from these, the course is a terrific success. "Without exception they praise<br />

the organization. Wouldn't change a thing in overall organization. Praise the country team seminar<br />

concept as being most novel, most effective. And almost without exception the students have<br />

commented that for the first time they were fully able to appreciate the problems of fellows working<br />

in other agencies and what they were up against. This was most interesting."<br />

A man named Cutcomb (SP?), who said he was from the White House, called on behalf of a<br />

Captain Shepherd (SP?), who wanted to take the next Seminar course. Shepherd wanted to attend<br />

some of the sessions, not all, and would Kenneth send him a syllabus. Kenneth was skeptical and<br />

said that this was not possible. Shepherd would have to take all the sessions or none. Cutcomb<br />

became very upset about this, and said Captain Shepherd would be very displeased. Kenneth said he<br />

didn't care. Either you take the course or you don't. Then Cutcomb had Captain Shepherd come on<br />

the phone to say that he was very apologetic about his request, but he had heard that the course was<br />

exceptional and wanted to attend some of the classes. Kenneth told him his point of view, and<br />

Shepherd commented that he had heard the course was hard to get into. [continued]<br />

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(Continuing July 11, 1962) Captain Shepherd continued, "After all," he said, "you know, sir, I DP<br />

the naval aide to the President, and when he orders me to do things, I have to do them. And there<br />

might be occasions when I wouldn't be able to attend all the sessions in your course." "Well,"<br />

Kenneth says to the tape recorder, "I got the message." So he told the man that he could indeed<br />

participate in the next course and sent him the course syllabus.<br />

At 11:00, there was a one-hour meeting of the faculty advisors, Kenneth, and the chairmen of<br />

the eight country teams to get their views on the effectiveness of the country team part of the<br />

operations. "You see, each team meets within itself, with or without faculty advisor. They do as they<br />

please, read and study as they please, and bring in all kinds of experts and special briefers from the<br />

various agencies in preparation for their final report. So no one outside of the country team could<br />

really evaluate the system effectively." Professor Blackmer was at the meeting too, and he was very<br />

pleased. The country team system seemed to be working. There were some fine suggestions made<br />

during the meeting on procedures and paperwork and so on. One man complained about the amount<br />

of paperwork. But Kenneth had warned them not to make this a paperwork experience, to keep their<br />

papers to twenty pages or less. And this man had come in with forty pages! "What we were<br />

interested in was the country team operation, experience with it, approach to a problem, and their<br />

views on how to orchestrate U.S. resources against that problem, and a statement of their conclusions<br />

could certainly be put in twenty double-spaced pages."<br />

One of the interesting comments by the country team members was that the general faculty<br />

advisors were of very little use, that the only faculty advisors of real value were those who had<br />

regional expertise, such as the Latin American expert John Topping, or the Southeast Asian expert<br />

Christian Chapman. The generalists, like Colonel English for Defense or John Anspacker (SP?) for<br />

USIA or Leonard Maynard (SP?) for AID, had only marginal utility "and in fact cluttered up the<br />

atmosphere." George Morgan asked Kenneth later if perhaps he had overestimated the value of<br />

faculty advisors and might not want to reconsider. Kenneth said that the country team members were<br />

only aware of one part of the operation. The faculty advisors were the ones who made the entire<br />

course possible by providing the speakers, the round table participants, and by riding herd on the<br />

course in order to keep it moving smoothly. They were essential.<br />

Tomorrow night, the 12th, is the big party. The Secretary of State has said he will come with<br />

his wife, and Alex Johnson, the Deputy Undersecretary, will come with his. Also, George McGhee<br />

(SP?) and his wife, and possibly some more brass.<br />

2<br />

5:20 July 13, 1962<br />

The course is completed. The final two days were the best days of the course, as far as<br />

Kenneth is concerned.<br />

First the 12th, "a day that I will long remember because of the very many things that<br />

happened," many of them unexpected. This was the day of evaluations, starting at 11:00 in the<br />

morning with the country team chairmen to get their reaction to the whole country team process.<br />

Wait—Kenneth realizes that this occurred the day before, Wednesday, and realizes too that he must<br />

have recorded that.<br />

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Southeast Asia. Congressman McGregor of Minnesota was expected to visit that day, but he did not.<br />

Therefore, the CIA contingent all remained. They had anticipated having to withdraw because of<br />

their feeling that they must protect their "cover," "pretending they are what they ain't, creeps." The<br />

country team presentations were on Laos, Vietnam, Indonesia, and Thailand. The most cohesive<br />

group was Thailand, led by Mr. Puwen (SP?), who is going to be the Deputy Chief of Misson in<br />

Bangkok. He acted as the ambassador, and he really carried on his team in top form.<br />

The team that led off was the weakest, led by Robert Miller, who was going to be chief of the<br />

administrative section in Bangkok. But he was assigned to the Lao team because they did not have a<br />

political officer who knew how to conduct things. This team included two generals, a Brigadier<br />

General Pinkston going to Taiwan, and a Major General Eckhart (SP?) going to Iran. They were both<br />

senior officers not particularly interested in the area—no, wait, Kenneth realizes that he has this<br />

confused. These men were on the country team going to Indonesia. The Lao team, headed by Miller,<br />

was originally headed by an administrative officer named Dibell (SP?), and he was the only person<br />

on the team going to Laos. The others were going to adjacent areas. In any case, they produced an<br />

excellent paper.<br />

This was followed by the Vietnam paper. The ambassador of that team was Philip Manhart<br />

(SP?). The team did a very businesslike job, having been up all night in a big squabble as to what<br />

their country plan would entail and as to what they would recommend. There were members of the<br />

team who would not submit to the ambassador's guidance. But in the end they worked that out.<br />

The Indonesia team, with the two generals, was the best orchestrated and oriented and was led<br />

by James B. Martin, Jr., who is a real scholar. In his quiet way he gave the right kind of leadership to<br />

a very difficult country team problem.<br />

Finally, the Thailand group was outstanding.<br />

The most significant event of the day came at 4:30 when all of the State Department people<br />

met with the State Department advisor, the Defense people with the Defense advisor, CIA people<br />

with the CIA advisor, and so forth. Kenneth attended the State group. It was interesting to hear these<br />

senior, hard-boiled, critical officers talk about the course. "And without exception, they said it was<br />

about four times better than they had expected it to be. They had gotten a great deal out of it." They<br />

didn't spare anyone either. One of the MIT professors was there, and they really tore into several of<br />

the MIT presentations as being callow and uninformed and unhelpful. They went through the<br />

speakers list and tore them all to pieces. Kenneth came off very well. He was sitting in the<br />

background. He was there to hear, not to be heard, and he wanted to get honest reaction.<br />

Hank Ramsey, the chairman of the group backstopping the course, took a more liberal line,<br />

which was along the line of Kenneth's own thinking, speaking "in particular of the dullness of the<br />

usual roles and missions kind of treatment that was so heavily larded through the third week which he<br />

himself had inserted." He commented that it had been a bum idea. Secondly, he accepted the setup<br />

of the day in which Kenneth was having all the country teams take an hour and a half for their<br />

presentations so that everybody else could listen to each team's presentation.<br />

The course members stressed the value of the country team aspect of the course.<br />

[At 13:05, there is a brief break when Kenneth reached the end of his reel of tape and<br />

turned it over.]<br />

The thing that pleased Kenneth the most was the fact that the seventeen State Department<br />

people who took the course, including the country team chairmen, kept waiting for him to say<br />

something. They wanted to know what he thought about the course and about their comments. So<br />

finally, he spoke, saying that when he gave the course the next time, he wanted to restructure it so<br />

that all the lectures would be in the morning and all the afternoons would be devoted to country team<br />

studies. They would begin with their marching orders the first day, with the President's directive, and<br />

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then the national security policy exposition as to what our policy was with respect to underdeveloped<br />

countries, contrasting that with the kind of comments and observations made by Khrushchev to the<br />

President at Vienna concerning what the Soviets intended to do and believed they could do with<br />

respect to aid programs in fostering communism in underdeveloped countries and in developing<br />

"wars of liberation." Then they would get on with the course, pretty much in the same pattern as in<br />

the first go-through. This evoked a good deal of favorable comment.<br />

One thing that pleased Kenneth concerned a military man, a colonel, who went to the Defense<br />

member—he had to leave that day, and he knew that the Defense faculty advisor, Colonel English,<br />

was very critical of the course for destructive, not constructive, reasons; for what reasons Kenneth<br />

cannot imagine—and told English that he wanted to go on the record that he thought the course was<br />

outstanding. He told him that as a colonel, he had been through the academies of the military<br />

profession, the war colleges, "and I want to tell you this is the best god-damned course that I have<br />

ever had in my career, and it means more to me for the job that I am now about to take than anything<br />

that I have learned in our own training schools, and more officers like me need it." This is the way it<br />

was reported to Kenneth, who of course was not present.<br />

At any rate, Kenneth finally pulled out of the meeting, came home, ate with Margaret, then<br />

the two of them put on their glad rags and went off to the party on the eighth floor of the State<br />

Department for the course members and invited guests. They arrived at the same time as George<br />

Morgan and his wife Peggy. They had decided not to have a receiving line. They had had<br />

acceptances from a number of VIP's, but did not really expect them to turn up. So Kenneth was<br />

particularly grateful that Secretary of State Dean Rusk came and spent over an hour at the party,<br />

talking to course members, and to Kenneth and Margaret. Rusk remembered a story concerning her<br />

and The King and I and asked her about it. While he was talking to Kenneth, aides came in from<br />

time to time with papers, telegrams, and whatnot, to deal with. His office followed him wherever he<br />

went. But he was most genial. He said he had received full reports on the course and believed it was<br />

a great success and was here to stay.<br />

Across the room, Kenneth ran into the Undersecretary for Administration, Robert Orrick<br />

(SP?), who had been in Justice with Robert Kennedy. He was very congratulatory of Kenneth's work<br />

with the course. He expected to see more of Kenneth concerning the course and related subjects.<br />

There was a big job to do. Kenneth spent about twenty minutes with the Undersecretary, introducing<br />

him to people and talking with him.<br />

Then Kenneth spent some time talking to Deputy Undersecretary for Political Affairs Alex<br />

Johnson and his wife Pat, who were old friends of the Landons. Johnson is Kenneth's substantive<br />

boss, being a member of the Special Group, Counter-Insurgency, who meets with General Maxwell<br />

Taylor and gives Kenneth and his people their marching orders for the whole operation. He also told<br />

Kenneth that all reports were AOK, on the button, and congratulations.<br />

Then Kenneth met the Assistant Secretary for Administration, Mr. Crockett (SP?), who is<br />

another of Kenneth's bosses, on the administrative side, to whom Kenneth also reports, especially on<br />

administrative matters, budget, personnel, and so on. He has to get Crockett's approval. Crockett<br />

took him aside and told him that the course was a solid success. Very gratifying. The White House<br />

had been informed. He said he wanted Kenneth to start thinking very big now as to how we could<br />

put this across in all our missions overseas, perhaps with a travelling team of faculty under Kenneth's<br />

guidance. He turned to John Moore, the budget man and executive officer in FSI, and said to him<br />

that when Kenneth "started to think," he shouldn't let money stand in the way! Pretty strong<br />

language. It meant to Kenneth that the powers that be were completely satisfied and were ready to<br />

back up what Kenneth proposed next.<br />

Which means that Kenneth has some real creative thinking to do.<br />

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Acting Assistant Secretary for the Far East, Ed Rice, was there and stayed much of the<br />

evening.<br />

The party was supposed to end at 9:30, but at 11:00, it was still going strong. At that point,<br />

Dan Quaid (SP?), who had arranged the details of the party, had to go in and replenish supplies with<br />

two fifths of the best Scotch from the Secretary's private stock, which was much better than what they<br />

had been serving, plus a whole case of soda water. The party went on almost to midnight.<br />

Everyone enjoyed the decor of the beautiful Jefferson Room, with the magnificent portraits<br />

and tapestries, and the balcony overlooking the city of Washington, "which probably has, as I<br />

remarked to the class when announcing that the party would be there, the most wistful vista in what is<br />

known as 'our town.' And it was a magnificent night, absolutely clear, and the Washington<br />

Monument and the Capitol standing as though they were punctuation marks on the horizon. They<br />

seemed close at hand."<br />

Just before going to the party, Kenneth had received his efficiency report from Dr. Keening<br />

(SP?), the dean of the School of Foreign Affairs, who had been Kenneth's boss until March 1, when<br />

he took on the Seminar job. Keening had seemed to say that the report would not be favorable to<br />

Kenneth, so Kenneth expected the worst. But when he opened it, he found that Keening had "really<br />

gone all out to say the most lovely things about me and my work, most of which I didn't feel was<br />

justified." Keening wanted to go on the record as a real friend.<br />

"All in all, it was really quite a day. I could hardly get to sleep."<br />

Today, the 13th, was the windup day. The four Latin America teams made their<br />

presentations. In the morning, Kenneth met an old friend, Ambassador Donald Heath (SP?), who is<br />

now retired, and talked with him awhile. Then Kenneth went down and met the Deputy<br />

Undersecretary of the Army for International Relations, a man named Howard Howgerud (SP?), with<br />

his aide, Colonel Ed Markey (SP?), and took them in to the morning meetings, where two country<br />

team reports were presented. The report on Bolivia was most amusing, given by John Studtsman<br />

(SP?), and another on Guatemala, given by a man named Corrigan. Both reports was excellent. The<br />

Bolivia report was delivered as if it were a theater play, though the team's facts were all substantive,<br />

out of secret and top secret documents. It was sidesplittingly funny, though the substance was deadly<br />

serious. Kenneth wondered how the Deputy Undersecretary of the Army would take the frivolity.<br />

But he liked it and spoke highly of it.<br />

At noon, Kenneth had a number of administrative details to deal with concerning the<br />

graduation exercises scheduled for 4:15. He had to get all the certificates signed by Mr. Morgan and<br />

himself. Kenneth was pleased at the way they looked.<br />

In the afternoon, they had one of the most sensitive of all the reports, on Haiti, which is in the<br />

newspapers at the moment, and then another report on Brazil, what to do about the northeast plateau<br />

area.<br />

Promptly at 4:30, Kenneth got up and said that, in exchange for their certificates, he would<br />

"like to receive from you those books which you have tried to smuggle away from here, which belong<br />

to us," and also their identification cards. Much chuckling. Mr. Morgan appeared, and the<br />

graduation exercise began immediately. Morgan made some comments, and then they handed out the<br />

certificates, team by team. It only took about eleven minutes.<br />

The last thing Mr. Morgan said was a word of appreciation to Kenneth and his staff for all the<br />

hard work they had done, which meant a lot to the staff. Kenneth was then ready to go, but a number<br />

of the students came up to him and told him how much they had appreciated the whole experience.<br />

Monday morning, Kenneth goes to work full bore on the instructors' course, a two-week<br />

course scheduled to begin August 6.<br />

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[The buzzing on the tape is in the original, reel-to-reel tape.]<br />

Kenneth says that it seems a good time to take a fresh look at the career or at least<br />

"bureaucratic experiences of Kenneth P. Landon" in connection with the Country Team Seminar,<br />

which in the last eight weeks or so has acquired a more formal designation as the Interdepartmental<br />

Seminar. The emphasis in the name now is more on the Washington end of things rather than on the<br />

field end of things, a shift of emphasis that has a good deal of significance for Kenneth, and for the<br />

U.S. government.<br />

On February 15, Kenneth completed the fourth session of the Country Team Seminar. There<br />

have been four five-week sessions, plus one instructors' course of two weeks. In the first session,<br />

there were sixty-two officers, in the second, seventy-two, in the third, eighty-four, and in the fourth<br />

sixty-four to start with, but then, due to attrition of one kind or another, a slippage to fifty-nine.<br />

Nineteen of these were State Department officers. Defense had about ten. USIA and AID had eleven<br />

or twelve each. And the CIA the remainder.<br />

"In my small microcosmic world, I think, is reflected the kind of interdepartmental and ZLWKLQ<br />

the departments the kind of infighting, of bureaucratic jockeying for power. The power play began<br />

almost with the first session, at the end of the first session, I should say—no, perhaps GXULQJ the first<br />

session." The reason was that this course was a focus for presidential power or for influence XSRQ<br />

presidential power in carrying out our foreign policy objectives, and indeed, in formulating our<br />

foreign policy. It's the only course that attracts ambassadors and the chiefs of military assistance<br />

groups, the economic aid groups, information groups, and CIA intelligence chiefs. "These are the<br />

key officers who run the embassies, formulate policy ideas, and are responsible for carrying out our<br />

operations. Naturally, therefore, there began to be . . . a play to see who was going to dominate the<br />

curriculum and who was going to have the main and final word in conducting the course."<br />

The interdepartmental aspects were very clear as a challenge between Defense and State.<br />

Kenneth represented State. Colonel English represented Defense, along with his superior officer<br />

George Carroll (SP?), working in the international security office under Paul Nitze, William Bundy,<br />

and Henry Rowan in that hierarchical sequence for the Defense Department.<br />

At the very beginning, there was a challenge between the two departments with respect to the<br />

basic philosophy underlying the course. This turned up when General Maxwell Taylor outlined what<br />

he believed to be the need for country team action and instruction in counter-insurgency, emphasizing<br />

that word. This was the word that attracted the President. He too used it. They called the Counsellor<br />

of the State Department in, Walt Rostow, and asked him to head a committee to set up such a course.<br />

He examined the concept put forward by the military and said that he did not believe the problem was<br />

essentially a military one. Although a great deal of blood was being shed by guerrilla warfare of<br />

various types, the fundamental problem had to do with human motivation, problems of political,<br />

economic, and societal development, and the relations between the people and their central<br />

government. Consequently, he insisted that a course be set up that would examine the problems of<br />

development as well as problems of counter-insurgency, still using that word although he felt it too<br />

narrow and preferred the term "internal defense" because of its wider implications involving a total<br />

defense concept, not just fighting guerrillas. This was approved as a beginning concept. Rostow then<br />

called Kenneth in and told him to take the lead in putting up a curriculum or syllabus along the lines<br />

Rostow had defined "in terms of a presidential directive, NASAM—National Security Council<br />

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Action Memorandum—#131." This directive had not yet been drafted, but when it was, it supported<br />

the Rostow proposal.<br />

The contest immediately began between the military, who insisted that the emphasis be placed<br />

on counter-insurgency, and Kenneth. Looking back on it, Kenneth sees that he was given a heavy<br />

responsibility without a clearly defined authority. He was being asked to do something without the<br />

necessary power to do it, other than by his powers of persuasion.<br />

A sub-committee or working group was set up under Rostow, chaired by Rostow's assistant,<br />

Henry C. Ramsey, known as Hank Ramsey. That was the first and fundamental error. Kenneth feels<br />

that KH should have been made the chairman of that working group. A great many of the difficulties<br />

that ensued could have been avoided if he had been chairman. He was not only not made the<br />

chairman; he was not given any official voice in the committee, but was asked to report his<br />

developments to the committee for further report to the Rostow committee, who would in turn report<br />

to the Special Group. In short, bureaucracy was already taking hold, and layers of authority ZLWKRXW<br />

UHVSRQVLELOLW\ were put on top of Kenneth, who had the actual responsibility for the course.<br />

Kenneth was also given no budget and no staff. He began with a notebook and a pencil. No<br />

secretary.<br />

The next significant development occurred at the beginning of the second session of the<br />

course, the first one having run from June 11 through July 13, five weeks. Then there was a sevenweek<br />

interval, during which the the instructors' course was conducted. Also, during that period,<br />

Kenneth and his staff did a very detailed critique of the first session and came up with a new syllabus<br />

for the second session, which ran from September 4 to October 5. During that critique period, there<br />

was some acrimonious infighting between Ramsey, representing Rostow on one side, and Colonel<br />

Lowell English, representing Defense on the other. English, of course, was Kenneth's Defense<br />

Department faculty advisor. English said to Kenneth a number of times that if he were really to be in<br />

charge of the course, he should have the Ramsey position. But it was already too late for that. The<br />

dispute was as to the nature of the syllabus. Defense, desiring the deletion of the academic analyses<br />

provided by the professors from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and the heavy emphasis<br />

during the first two weeks on problems of development of a political, societal, and economic nature,<br />

argued that the emphasis should be on the military aspects of things, countering communist<br />

insurgency militarily. Fighting the war! The resulting draft for the second session did cut the<br />

number of academic analyses [that is, lectures] from nineteen to fourteen, but without any loss of<br />

substance. The course was improved with keener analysis and better understanding.<br />

The third week dealt largely with the roles and missions and kinds of operations that the<br />

participating departments and agencies could provide in helping to achieve U.S. policy objectives,<br />

solving the problems we were facing in the underdeveloped world.<br />

At this point, on September 4, Rostow went out of business so far as the Country Team<br />

Seminar was concerned. He said that he was the planner, the counsellor, and his function was to get<br />

things going, and now it was up to those who were the operators to carry on. He made a report to the<br />

Special Group and divested himself of his responsibilities. His committee was then re-formed under<br />

the leadership of Alex Johnson, the Deputy Undersecretary for Political Affairs, who was the State<br />

Department representative on the Special Group, and also, more particularly, worked under Alex<br />

Johnson's Deputy Assistant Secretary, Jeffrey Kitchen (SP?), who actively took over the<br />

responsibilities of Walt Rostow regarding the Seminar. The other members of the committee were<br />

somewhat changed, but generally were the same, with General Victor Krulak representing the Joint<br />

Chiefs of Staff, and George Carroll representing the international security part of Defense, under Mr.<br />

Nitze, he [Carroll] being the boss of Colonel English, who was Kenneth's Defense Department<br />

liaison officer.<br />

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45:10 At this point, a curious thing happened in the State Department to complicate the situation.<br />

There was a good deal of hard feeling between Henry Ramsey in Rostow's office and<br />

Charles Meckling (SP?) and Abraham Moses in Kitchen's office of political and military affairs. The<br />

dispute arose as to who was to do most of the drafting on the overseas internal defense policy<br />

document, which was to contain the so-called "doctrine" of counter-insurgency and of promoting<br />

internal defense in the countries being plagued by the communists. There was a great deal of blood<br />

shed over that document. Some of the disputes were acrimonious and profane, and they were carrie d<br />

right up to the Special Group, where they were resolved. The document is an unremarkable one in<br />

the final analysis, "as such documents generally are, because all of the disputed elements are watered<br />

down until they're finally acceptable to everybody and contain language which is not overly<br />

meaningful, representing compromise." Unfortunately, Jeff Kitchen and his two assistants felt that<br />

Kenneth was identified with Rostow and Ramsey, knowing that he was carrying out a Rostow<br />

directive in setting up the Country Team Seminar. Kenneth was never invited to attend a meeting of<br />

the Kitchen committee, which was now designated as the Subcommittee on Training, responsible to<br />

the Special Group for the training programs being set up—not only Kenneth's Country Team<br />

Seminar, but all the other training programs throughout the government—under NASAM-131.<br />

(Under this directive, Kenneth, for instance, also set up a program of six lectures in the Department<br />

of State which ran six times and was attended by about 3400 State and AID officers. During 1962<br />

Defense, under the same directive, trained about 50,000 officers. But these programs were<br />

elementary compared to the Country Team Seminar, five weeks of intensive, all-day study by key<br />

embassy officials going to Africa, Latin America, the Near and Middle East, and Southeast Asia.)<br />

The first session of the Country Team Seminar, June 11 to July 13, dealt only with Southeast<br />

Asia and Latin America. The September 4 to October 5 session addressed itself to Africa and the<br />

Near and Middle East as well. In that session, Kenneth developed new techniques for holding a class<br />

with such diverse interests together while studying the general principles of problems of development<br />

and internal defense and while still concentrating on their particular countries of interest—studying<br />

problems which Kenneth insisted be, not academic problems, but the real problems faced by our<br />

government, on which there was a constant flow of information in telegrams and in intelligence.<br />

Kenneth reviewed this second session and revised the format substantially for the third<br />

session, which ran from November 19 to December 21. This was the largest session, in which there<br />

were eighty-four officers, about thirty of which were from AID, many of them very senior officers<br />

brought in for the occason.<br />

During this period, between the end of the second session and the beginning of the third, the<br />

contest between Defense and State over the content of the syllabus and also over which Department<br />

was going to have the dominant voice in the course was very sharp. Kenneth was not included on the<br />

working group that was set up under the Kitchen committee and was never consulted or informed as<br />

to the deliberations carried on in these two committees. However, on both of them, some members of<br />

Kenneth's faculty advisors were included. Kenneth adds that between the second and third sessions,<br />

he asked for and was granted an interdepartmental faculty that consisted of four members from State,<br />

each one an expert on one of the four areas under study, three members from Defense, and one each<br />

from the other agencies participating. All of them were on board and at work for the third session, all<br />

of them senior officers. A number of them were senior to Kenneth in terms of salary rank. Kenneth<br />

is an FSR-2, and two of his State Department officers were FSO-1's, Foreign Service officers of the<br />

highest grade. But they worked well under Kenneth's direction. There was no difficulty as far as the<br />

faculty people were concerned, except for the Defense members.<br />

At this point, Colonel English was phased out, and the three Defense faculty members came<br />

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on as regular faculty, Colonel Charles Hostler (SP?) of the Air Force and Captain Lee Blocher of the<br />

Navy for the third session, and Colonel Allen L. Leonard of the Army near the end of the third<br />

session.<br />

During this third session, Kenneth discovered that the Kitchen committee had changed the<br />

rules of the game without his knowledge, even though they had gone through two sessions. It had<br />

happened some seven weeks before Kenneth found out about it, which was during November. The<br />

change was that they had formulated their "frame of reference" for their operations and had them<br />

approved by the Special Group without ever consulting or even informing the Director of the Foreign<br />

Service Institute, George Morgan, who was responsible over Kenneth for the course, or consulting or<br />

informing Kenneth, who was running it. "This was the dirtiest, most inconsiderate, but typical kind<br />

of bureaucratic infighting when one office is seeking to build its own little empire and take control of<br />

a very influential operation."<br />

A personal aside on this is that the sub-committee was under the control of Alex Johnson, the<br />

Deputy Undersecretary for Political Affairs, whom Kenneth had regarded as an old friend, who had<br />

often been in the Landon home as Kenneth and Margaret's guests. He and Kenneth had known each<br />

other and worked on an amicable basis for many years. Kenneth had often seen officers take<br />

advantage of other officers for their personal advancement or enlargement, but "I had never had it<br />

done to myself by someone whom I had thought was a friend and was a longtime associate. So this<br />

added a certain piquancy to the experience."<br />

At this point, Kenneth tried to get a copy of the frame of reference by calling Charles<br />

Meckling and asking what lengths he had to go to to find out under what ground rules the course was<br />

now operating. Meckling grudgingly agreed to burn off a copy, unofficially, to let Kenneth see,<br />

which he did. Kenneth took this to Mr. Morgan, the Director, who saw at once that he and Kenneth<br />

were "in a very queer position. In a sense, we'd had the ground cut out from under us. . . ." And they<br />

were about to make a crash landing. So they hurriedly began to prepare an approach to Mr. Kitchen,<br />

to Mr. Johnson, to the Undersecretary for Administration, Mr. Orrick (SP?), to whom George Morgan<br />

reported on the administrative side, and to Mr. Crockett (SP?).<br />

It was at just this time that the U.S. crisis with Mr. Khrushchev over Cuba came to a head!<br />

Because of it, Mr. Orrick never had an opportunity to take a look or even to think about the Country<br />

Team Seminar problem because he was pulled off by the President to co-ordinate our operations with<br />

respect to the blockade of Cuba. Mr. Kitchen and Mr. Johnson were likewise involved in the<br />

operation. So the world events of the time intruded on "my small affairs of this training course and<br />

made certain that our case would not be heard." As time passed, the frame of reference of the<br />

Kitchen committee, simply by sufferance and continuance, became absolutely firm.<br />

Then, in the end, Mr. Kitchen did convey an official copy of the frame of reference to Mr.<br />

Morgan, and the sub-committee on training began to issue directives on how to run the course, what<br />

kind of cover sheet to put on the syllabus, indicating that they intended to draft a syllabus themselves,<br />

that Kenneth and his people should no longer call their production a "syllabus" but should regard it as<br />

a "schedule" which would follow the sub-committee's directive. They even redrafted the graduation<br />

certificate. They downplayed the country team aspect of the course and instead gave major play to<br />

the interdepartmental aspect. It was shown right on the cover, with a listing of the departments of<br />

State, Defense, and the agencies, AID, and USIA. CIA was not mentioned, although it was a tacit<br />

participant. The graduation certificate also showed the names of the participating departments and<br />

agencies. On both the cover sheet and the graduation certificate, also, it was stated that this was a<br />

course given DW the Foreign Service Institute, not E\ the Foreign Service Institute.<br />

This marked the transition from FSI and Kenneth's being the executive agents to carry out the<br />

presidential directive to becoming more or less the hotel keepers for the course, which was now to be<br />

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operated and administered by a committee. It could just as well have said "at Arena State, or at the<br />

gymnasium," and been just as meaningful.<br />

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ADDENDUM 5<br />

1<br />

(Continuing second tape, February 16, 1963)<br />

The role of FSI had been completely changed without its knowledge in this play to upgrade<br />

the role of Alex Johnson and Jeffrey Kitchen and his office, and to downplay the role of FSI. In a<br />

sense, this represented a shift in attitude toward the whole training program and a shift of emphasis<br />

IURP problems of development WR countering insurgency, although the title of the course was not<br />

changed as yet. Things having now come to this pass, the Defense Department proposed two subcommittees,<br />

the next logical step, which was that now that the course was set up, and the subcommittee<br />

had taken charge, and it was completely interdepartmental, and was not run by FSI, the<br />

directorship of the course, presently held by Kenneth, should be changed so that it would be on a<br />

rotating basis among the participating departments and agencies. The natural proposal by Defense<br />

was that, Kenneth being State's man, State had had its turn, and he should be replaced by a general<br />

who was DX FRXUDQW and up to date with the latest methods in countering communist guerrilla<br />

insurgency. Added to this was the personal dislike of Kenneth by Colonel Lowell English and his<br />

boss George Carroll because Kenneth had not been submissive to their desires and had opposed their<br />

attempts to control the course. Indeed, lacking the authority to do so, Kenneth had done it necessarily<br />

"by stubbornness, force of personality, and a bit of verbal rubber hosing at the right time, showing no<br />

willingness to be intimidated by their efforts to control me." It was at this period that the issues were<br />

being sharply met.<br />

One thing that discomfited the military was that the course was consistently regarded by the<br />

participating students from the agencies, including the military students in general, as a great success.<br />

Although Colonel English constantly worked on the students when he attended the classes and<br />

associated with them and urged the military in particular to criticize the course severely, in general<br />

their comments were highly favorable. The course was hailed as a great success throughout the<br />

government by all kinds of officers, high and low. And this came to the White House. "The course<br />

VKRXOG not have been a success, but it was." Never before had such senior officers been made to<br />

work so hard, intensively, all day, every day, in the classroom area. And then, on top of that, they<br />

had many books to work with in the evenings and on the weekends.<br />

Another thing that discomfited the military was that the Seminar had been able, by November<br />

19, to move into its new quarters. The Seminar had taken over a nightclub and a cocktail lounge,<br />

known as the Terrace Room and the Oak Room, in the Washington Building of Arlington Towers.<br />

The rooms were completely remodeled for the purpose.<br />

Colonel Leonard joined the staff at just about that time, Kenneth recalls, and so he ZDV on<br />

board for the beginning of that fourth session after all.<br />

Kenneth had an opening reception, and the military came over, and they were astounded at the<br />

efficiency of the setup, with the auditorium in the center, the classrooms and the offices circling<br />

around it, with a splendid library, and every convenience. This embarrassed them in their attacks on<br />

Kenneth. But they had "put the bite" on Colonel Hostler and Colonel Leonard to be aggressive and<br />

critical and to write them memos criticizing all aspects of the operation in order to give them material<br />

for attacking Kenneth. Leonard would have "three or four tantrums a week" on such petty things as<br />

to whether or not a room was too hot or too cold, whether a door would close, whether it was<br />

squeaky, and naturally there were always small details like that, dangling wires here and there,<br />

because the facilities were so new. They had a long list of housekeeping criticisms that they were<br />

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able to make. Colonel Hostler also put in a memo criticizing the fact that Kenneth had established<br />

visual aid equipment for projecting into seven rooms simultaneously, that is, into the auditorium and<br />

six of the study rooms. His criticism was that one facility was enough, that it was a waste of money.<br />

During this period, Mr. Morgan and his executive officer had put forward the argument that, since the<br />

Foreign Service Institute was not the executive agent but merely the hotel keeper for the Seminar, all<br />

the participating departments and agencies should contribute of WKHLU money to the support of the<br />

Seminar. Morgan and his exec approached the budget offices of the departments and agencies to<br />

budget funds on a pro rata basis. This naturally gave the Defense Department a perfect opportunity<br />

to question every item in the budget, on the grounds that they were helping to pay for them.<br />

The attacks on Kenneth were not kept at a low level. George Carroll and General Krulak<br />

went to the Deputy Secretary of Defense, Mr. Gilpatrick (SP?), and to General Maxwell Taylor, and<br />

attacked Kenneth on the grounds that he was a poor administrator, citing the many household details<br />

of doors and wires and such, over most of which Kenneth had no control. These were items that had<br />

to be corrected by the contractor, Arlington Towers, which only did what it had to do under pressure<br />

from FSI. Unfortunately, the Arlington Towers people were preoccupied with putting up a new<br />

building and didn't want to pull people off that project to correct minor things. So their response to<br />

FSI requests was sluggish.<br />

The attack on Kenneth was successful, not only because of the high level of the attack on the<br />

Defense side to get him out—because the military knew that as long as he was in, the course would<br />

have a strong emphasis on the problems of development—but also because it coincided with the<br />

desires of Alex Johnson and Jeffrey Kitchen to increase their control over the course and to put their<br />

own appointee in. They were inclined, Kitchen in particular, to accept the Defense Department's<br />

military emphasis on countering insurgency. So they felt, Kenneth believes, that it was a good time<br />

to make a change.<br />

The question was what to do with Kenneth Landon, and how to avoid the appearance that the<br />

Defense Department had won a victory over State. It was very important for Alex Johnson to be on<br />

good terms with the military because his role was that of military-political affairs for State in its<br />

operations in connection with Defense. Furthermore, he had replaced General Maxwell Taylor as the<br />

chairman of the Special Group, so that now Alex Johnson was the most important individual in<br />

countering insurgency throughout the world. Naturally, he would want the training program to<br />

reflect his own views. It puzzles Kenneth as to why he never consulted Kenneth or informed him of<br />

the desire for a change of emphasis. Perhaps it was because he didn't know how to state it. In any<br />

case, he saw an opportunity to put his own man in, in Kenneth's place.<br />

At this point in the history, Grant Hillecker (SP?) departed the scene. He had very kindly<br />

brought Kenneth into FSI to work with him on area training, with him and William Spengler.<br />

Spengler had departed and gone to Peshawar, and now Hillecker was about to leave for a new job in<br />

SS, the Secretary's secretariat, leaving a vacancy in area training—in the School of Language and<br />

Area Training. Hillecker was rated as an assistant dean, and so George Morgan, after consultation<br />

with Alex Johnson, asked Kenneth if he would be willing to become the Associate Dean, upgrading<br />

the position, in the School of Language and Area Training, and to revitalize and restructure area<br />

training and make it a really important component in the school. He said that he had already gone to<br />

the Undersecretary for Administration, Mr. Orreck (SP?), and had his commitment to provide<br />

Kenneth with the necessary additional professional staff in order to have the necessary academic<br />

quality in order to build the program up. Kenneth would then be in charge of all the area training in<br />

the School of Language and Area Training, and he would have, as far as Morgan was concerned, the<br />

same free hand in restructuring the program and setting up as he had had in setting up the Country<br />

Team Seminar. This seemed to Kenneth to be a very good idea. He saw that there was no future in<br />

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the continuing conflict between State and Defense "over my body," and he also sensed that Alex<br />

Johnson was anxious to put his own appointee in his place.<br />

"Bemusedly, it's interesting to think how one can get himself fired in a bureaucracy for having<br />

done an outstanding job. You generally think of being moved out of a position when you don't do<br />

well in it. But this course is now an unquestioned success throughout the government."<br />

2<br />

16:35<br />

The fourth session completed the shakedown period of the Seminar and brought Kenneth<br />

through a full cycle of approximately one year in charge of the course. He had taken the job on at<br />

about March 1, 1962, and officially let down the load on the afternoon of February 15, 1963. "I go to<br />

my new office on March 4 as Associate Dean of the School of Language and Area Training."<br />

By the fourth session, almost all dispute within the faculty had been ended over the content of<br />

the syllabus. Kenneth had eliminated all MIT professors from the course, but had brought in other<br />

academicians from other universities and colleges under the aegis of either State, or AID, or USIA.<br />

What they provided in their analyses of problems of political, societal, and economic development<br />

was actually the nuts and bolts of understanding for agencies dealing with economic, societal, and<br />

political problems. This baffled the Defense people who were arguing that the syllabus should get<br />

down to the nuts and bolts of our operations. Kenneth had pointed out to the military that what they<br />

called "theory" was nuts and bolts to other agencies. How could they deny the other agencies to have<br />

their own particular kind of nuts and bolts. This "dietary" discussion baffled the military, "and they<br />

finally relaxed with the passing of the last of the MIT professors." During the January 14 to February<br />

15 session, practically all of the administrative problems, the disputes over the syllabus, and other<br />

similar problems were completely solved or dissolved. Kenneth developed the syllabus for the<br />

March 11 session to come while the fourth session was still going on.<br />

The fact of Kenneth's withdrawing from the course "was very closely held." His successor,<br />

Niles Bond, who has been DCM in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, was proposed to the sub-committee on<br />

February 14. On that day, then, some of the interdepartmental faculty knew that Kenneth's successor<br />

had been named, but they still knew nothing as to Kenneth's own disposition. He had said nothing to<br />

anyone on the staff. On February 15, the last day of the course, the news was still not known outside<br />

of the sub-committee itself and some of the faculty members who were in touch with sub-committee<br />

members.<br />

On the 15th, after the class sessions, the moment of the graduation exercise arrived. Henry<br />

Rowan had been invited to give the graduation address. He was George Carroll's boss in Defense.<br />

Rowan came over with Carroll, and with Colonel Lowell English, who came for the first time in this<br />

session. One of the arguments, incidentally, for ousting Kenneth was that the military couldn't do<br />

business with him, "which of course they couldn't RQ WKHLU WHUPV." They all closeted themselves in<br />

the office of Colonel Hostler, the senior military faculty member. Kenneth knew where they were.<br />

About twenty minutes before the graduation exercise, Kenneth walked down to the door, which they<br />

had carefully closed. "So I thought, 'Well, I'll have some fun.' So I kicked the door open and walked<br />

in breezily and said, 'Well, it's looks like a plot!' And I did an imitation, 'Ee ee ee ee ee,' with my<br />

finger around the room," [imitating a machinegun,] "and said, 'Well, hallo, George Carroll, glad to<br />

have you here. Welcome, Mr. Rowan, glad you're coming over to make the graduation exercises<br />

complete. I hope your lecture will be worthy of this class, which is a highly intelligent class who will<br />

not settle for the usual pedestrian comments, and I know that you, being one of the whiz kids of the<br />

Defense Department, can really give them some high-level thinking.' And then I turned to Colonel<br />

English, and I said, 'Well, hello, English. Haven't seen you for a long time. You're in civvies. You<br />

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look better in your buttons. I suggest you wear your buttons. You're more impressive!' He turned<br />

absolutely SLQN and as usual couldn't think of what to say. He's one of those people who hates well<br />

but thinks poorly. He is to me the epitome of the most dangerous kind of bureaucrat, who is a<br />

dedicated, devoted, industrious, ambitious, hard-working man who is stupid. And there is nothing<br />

more dangerous than an industrious, dedicated man who is stupid. And this is what he is. But I must<br />

say he's dedicated and industrious. And I suppose there's a place in our representative government<br />

for the stupid, industrious people to be represented. Certainly, he represents them well," Kenneth<br />

says dryly.<br />

At any rate, the military were considerably embarrassed by Kenneth's walking in and not<br />

looking crestfallen. They, of course, had the word that this was Kenneth's last day, that he was being<br />

ousted. However, they didn't know exactly how it was being done or where he was going.<br />

Kenneth conducted the gentlemen down to the graduation exercises. Mr. Rowan made his<br />

graduation address. And then George Morgan said that he had an important announcement to make,<br />

and announced that Kenneth was leaving. He told the assembly that Kenneth had been invited to<br />

become the Associate Dean of the School of Language and Area Training, that the job had been<br />

enlarged for him, that he would have new staff and a free hand "to do the same kind of remarkable<br />

job—and he used some very nice language—with area training that I had demonstrated that I was<br />

able to do and had done with the Country Team Seminar." This evoked a rousing cheer, and at about<br />

this point. Alex Johnson walked in, by arrangement with George Morgan, and was welcomed to the<br />

platform. He had just come from a meeting, and as chairman of the Special Group and speaking for<br />

it, he had come over to bear testimony to the outstanding job Kenneth had done in setting up the<br />

Country Team Seminar, that the whole government was or should be grateful to Kenneth, that he was<br />

personally, that he and Kenneth had been associated for many years in government, and he personally<br />

hoped that he and Kenneth would be associated in many ventures in the future. He then asked<br />

Kenneth to come up to the platform, and he shook Kenneth's hand, gave him a pat on the back. There<br />

was more applause, while the military sat rather glumly in the front row. They had not anticipated<br />

this kind of State Department show. "Well, of course, it ZDV show because, I think, Alex Johnson for<br />

State felt it was very important not to let Defense feel that they just been able to have a victory over<br />

State." Then Johnson departed.<br />

Kenneth had not heard the last class paper presentation, a group that had been chaired by Sam<br />

Gilstrap (SP?), our Consul General in Singapore, and consequently Kenneth had missed an accolade<br />

that KH had given Kenneth on behalf of the class. He had been requested to make these remarks about<br />

the course and Kenneth, the co-ordinator. This was taped, so perhaps Kenneth will be able to hear a<br />

recording of it at some other time.<br />

On the other hand, being experienced bureaucrats, and hearing what Morgan and then<br />

Johnson had said, some of Kenneth's friends in State, including Sam Gilstrap and Ruth Bacon, who is<br />

an old friend and in the class and DCM in New Zealand, came to Kenneth and said, "Hey, what is<br />

this? You just had your throat cut?" Kenneth said that, yes, some bureaucratic infighting had been<br />

going on, "but fortunately, from my point of view, no blood is spilled because actually, this<br />

interdepartmental seminar, as important as it is, is going to lose its independent identity, I expect, and<br />

be absorbed in a larger context in the new national academy which has been proposed just this past<br />

week by the President for legislation on the Hill. And if and when that academy becomes a fact, the<br />

five-week course, presumably, will form perhaps four weeks of a nine months course for a limited<br />

number of senior officers."<br />

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30:06<br />

Area training is interesting and exciting for Kenneth because it deals with the more junior and<br />

mid-career officers, many of whom are going to new areas for the first time in their careers, and it<br />

gives him an opportunity on a world-wide basis to control the area training programs. He will be in<br />

charge, not only of the brief program, which runs for three weeks, but of all university advanced<br />

training for mid-career and senior officers. Any Foreign Service Officer going to a university will be<br />

under his supervision and will be in consultation with him. This is for officers throughout the world,<br />

including officers going to Europe, Western as well as Eastern Europe. "So, as has so often happened<br />

in my life, every time I get fired, I seem to get a better job, and one of more significance and more<br />

importance. And apparently it's happened once again."<br />

[Kenneth was never fired from any other position he held, nor in the strict sense of the<br />

word, was he fired from this one. What he means to say is that, each time he has left one job<br />

or form of work behind, he has moved on to something better. He went from missionary<br />

work to academic work to a series of ascending jobs in government and in the end to what<br />

many would regard as the summit of his career, the creation of the Center for South and<br />

Southeast Asian Studies at American University. But in his retirement, Kenneth himself looked<br />

back on this year of 1962-3, setting up and running the Country Team Seminar, as the most<br />

exciting period of his professional life. Academic life was tame by comparison.]<br />

Kenneth has maintained with his interdepartmental faculty that no assignment should extend<br />

beyond a year, feeling that a senior officer shouldn't be held in this particular kind of training<br />

program for more than a year. "And now I curiously realize that I am carrying out my own principle<br />

because I too am leaving this particular course after a year."<br />

A footnote on the final steps taken by Alex Johnson before he made the decision to replace<br />

Kenneth. Johnson sent Abe Moses, of Jeff Kitchen's staff, and of his staff too, of course, to make a<br />

tour of nine countries in Latin America, his prime purpose being to interview the graduates of the<br />

first three sessions of the Country Team Seminar, of whom there were quite a number, perhaps thirty<br />

or more. He went down to examine the country team process and find what the views of these<br />

officers were about the process and what they had learned, if anything, from Kenneth's course. This<br />

was with the express purpose of finding material to use against Kenneth. Abe Moses came back and<br />

was unable to give the kind of criticism that Alex Johnson had anticipated. He reported that the<br />

officers who knew the most about how to run a country team were graduates of the Seminar. They<br />

were the only ones who really knew what it was all about. And without exception the graduates of<br />

the Seminar had been enthusiastic in praising it for giving them new insights into the problems of a<br />

political, societal, and economic, as well as the insurgency aspect. So his report to Johnson was in<br />

glowing praise of the course and of how it was being run. [ Mr. Moses came to tell Kenneth about<br />

this and to warn him that he would soon be replaced regardless.] He told Kenneth directly,<br />

"You know, I had not expected to find these results." He said, "You've done a wonderful job, and<br />

you ought to get a great deal of credit for it. But," he said, "I don't think you ever will."<br />

"Isn't that a nice footnote," Kenneth says.<br />

Another footnote. Kenneth had a conversation with Colonel Charles Hostler, after he had told<br />

Kenneth that his enemies were sharpening their knives. Kenneth said he wasn't surprised. Later on,<br />

when it became public that Kenneth was leaving, Hostler came in to see Kenneth, saying that he had<br />

warned him. "You brought it on yourself," he said. It was Kenneth's own fault [for not doing as the<br />

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military wanted]. Kenneth's comment was, "Well, naturally, don't we all bring our troubles on<br />

ourselves? Who doesn't? The only question is whether the kind of trouble you get into is something<br />

to be proud of or sorry about, and this particular kind of trouble is perhaps a testimonial to an<br />

achievement that is worthy of jealousy. If the job hadn't amounted to very much, there wouldn't have<br />

been any trouble." Furthermore, Kenneth observed, "I'm proud of every enemy I've ever made, and I<br />

would question my own intellectual integrity if people like George Carroll liked me." This was<br />

baffling to Hostler, whose instinct would be to sacrifice the operation to save himself, "whereas my<br />

inclination is not to worry about what happens to me but to try to make the job the very best<br />

possible."<br />

Hostler himself is a bright man but timid for a military type. His inclinations are for personal<br />

salvation rather than getting on with his job. This is reflected in his observations on Gordon<br />

Madison's attempts to get a divorce. Hostler said that Gordon and he were in the same spot. Hostler<br />

was trying to get rid of KLV wife too. A few days later, at a Seminar party, Hostler brought in the<br />

"evidence" of why he was trying to get rid of the old. He had a very flashy, platinum girl friend with<br />

him, "very well fashioned," youthful in impression and probably much younger than his wife, whom<br />

he was hoping to marry if he could get rid of his wife. Rather than make a success of what he began<br />

with, he was trying to trade it off for perhaps an easier solution for his own personal advantage.<br />

Another footnote. After the final ceremony was over and everyone was back in the library<br />

having a farewell round of drinks, Bob Bazell (SP? Azell? Izell?), Kenneth's right hand man in<br />

administration, and Eleanor Idol (SP?), the librarian, came over to Kenneth individually in a corner<br />

and asked him if he would take them with him. They wanted to continue working with him. This<br />

was touching to Kenneth. Here were two very loyal people who had worked closely with him in the<br />

whole Seminar operation.<br />

John Henderson, at the same occasion, said that he regretted Kenneth's departure because he<br />

had looked forward to working with a man whose work he had been encountering for fifteen years in<br />

his own work in Southeast Asia. He remarked that he had the feeling that Kenneth was some kind of<br />

a legend because he had been running into his name so much.<br />

In another context, Margaret asked Kenneth to relate a conversation he had with a Mrs. True,<br />

the very wealthy Mrs. True, in whose home Kenneth officiated at the wedding of Holly and Carlton<br />

Savage about a year ago. This last week, Margaret and Kenneth were at a reception given by the<br />

Savages in honor of their friend Sam Prye (SP?), "the man who has the most famous of all Siamese<br />

ivory dolls, and whose doll collection is one of the most famous in the world, a collection which<br />

Margaret and I are looking forward to seeing next week with the Kenneth Wells when we go to New<br />

York." At the reception, Mr. and Mrs. True were talking to Kenneth, and Mr. True asked about Kip<br />

[Kenneth Landon, Jr.]. The Landons had just received a puzzling unsigned postcard from the office<br />

of the president of <strong>Wheaton</strong> <strong>College</strong> [where Kip was at school] in which he referred to "Sergeant<br />

Ritchie," who had just won the cadet drill, and congratulating the Landons on their "son." Kenneth<br />

wrote Kip and asked him if KH were "Sergeant Ritchie"? And in fact, Kip wrote back to say that he<br />

had indeed won the drill contest. So Kenneth told the Trues about this accomplishment at his college,<br />

and Mrs. True asked how Kip was doing in other things. Kenneth said he was doing very well, as he<br />

always had. Kip was in the A++ class, Kenneth said. Well, this offended Mrs. True, who<br />

commented that, of course, an A at a small college would only be a B or C at a fine college like<br />

Harvard. Kenneth replied that a person who earns an A at one place does whatever it takes to earn an<br />

A at any other place as well. Mrs. True said this was not true at all, and spoke again of the high<br />

standards at Harvard. Kenneth replied that he felt Harvard was greatly overrated, and besides, in the<br />

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first two years, instruction was done entirely by teaching assistants. Which annoyed her even more.<br />

Again, she insisted that Harvard was greatly superior to small colleges like <strong>Wheaton</strong>. Everybody<br />

knew that! Kenneth commented then that Kip had received a letter inviting him to go to Harvard, and<br />

had turned it down in favor of <strong>Wheaton</strong>. And he had found <strong>Wheaton</strong> a great relief after his years at<br />

St. Albans. His feeling was that if he had gone to Harvard, it would just have been more of the same.<br />

At this point, Mr. True spoke up and announced that he was glad to hear it, and agreed with Kenneth.<br />

Apparently, the subject was a bone of contention between the Trues.<br />

4<br />

46:09 Two weeks later, March 6, 1963<br />

Kenneth has returned from two weeks of vacation with Margaret ended by a wonderful<br />

weekend in New York, with a visit to the estate of Sam Prye (SP?), whom they had met at the party<br />

where they encountered the Trues. The Landons spent several days of their vacation with their<br />

friends from missionary days, Kenneth and Margaretta Wells, who accompanied them on the visit to<br />

Sam Prye's estate.<br />

The Landons returned on a Monday, so Kenneth's first day in the office was Tuesday, March<br />

5. Kenneth was astonished when he received a very sweet letter from Eleanor Idol, his librarian,<br />

saying that it had meant a great deal to her to have Kenneth select her for librarian. Now she was<br />

near the end of her working career, and these days with Kenneth had been the happiest days of her<br />

whole life. She appreciated his confidence in her and hoped that they would be able to work together<br />

again.<br />

In the same mail, there was a letter from the Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, which was a<br />

"Dear Ken . . . Sincerely, Dean" letter. He signed it "Dean." It was very personal, informal,<br />

congratulating Kenneth on the job he had done in creating the Country Team Seminar and wishing<br />

him well in his next job. Kenneth doesn't know who the drafting officer was, but suspects it was<br />

probably George Morgan. Nevertheless, the Secretary himself leant himself to the occasion and<br />

signed a "Dear Ken . . . Sincerely, Dean" letter, which Kenneth suspects he would not have done<br />

unless he felt it was deserved and also unless he felt that somehow the Department had let Kenneth<br />

down in not backing him in the contest he had been having with the Defense Department.<br />

In support of that, Kenneth ran into Bob Johnson in Rostow's office who said how upset he<br />

was about the whole thing, that he had learned that Kenneth had been fighting a rearguard action in<br />

defense of his operation and had lost out. Johnson said that, when he had learned of this, he had<br />

belatedly done the best he could to salvage the situation. He had gone to Rostow, and Rostow had<br />

told him to stay clear of it.<br />

The place where Kenneth had run into Johnson was the Executive Dining Room, which is a<br />

long dining room that could seat from 800 and 1000 top-level officers at one time, most of whom do<br />

eat there between one and two o'clock. Kenneth was seated at the far end with Dean Sollenberger<br />

(SP?) of the School of Language and Area Training, and the two men started to walk out through the<br />

dining room at its most crowded period, about 1:45. "And as I went, it seemed to me that people<br />

whom I knew only slightly went out of their way to call to me or stand up and shake hands and give<br />

me a word of good luck on the new job. Apparently word has gone around in the Department as to<br />

what has happened. And this was the working level's way of expressing their views the only way<br />

they can, really, on a personal basis, showing their understanding and personal support. I was a little<br />

overwhelmed by it because it was so unexpected to have so many people in that long dining room go<br />

out of their way to express their friendliness." It reminded Kenneth of the astonishing accolade that<br />

was given Assistant Secretary Robert Woodward just after he'd been fired by the White House and<br />

was appointed to go to the field. He'd been brought in to be Assistant Secretary for Latin American<br />

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Affairs and had had a young New Frontiersman fastened on him and had quite a struggle getting<br />

control of his shop and failed in the endeavor, so that in the end he was fired and sent to the field.<br />

The news spread through the Department. When the Foreign Service Association had its monthly<br />

dinner, Woodward was invited to sit on the platform, being a man of some importance and someone<br />

going to a new appointment. And he sat there in a line of about ten men, including Attorney General<br />

Robert Kennedy. The master of ceremonies introduced the guests of honor, which was normal<br />

procedure, coming down the line, one after another, and Bobby Kennedy got a perfunctory clapping<br />

of hands, as did most of the other guests of honor, and then with no particular fanfare, the MC<br />

introduced Robert Woodward. Woodward stood up and started to take a quick little bow and sit<br />

down when the most thunderous applause broke loose in that audience of close to 2000 Foreign<br />

Service officers. They began to shout and call to him, and the applause continued and rose in volume<br />

and went on and on and on, and Woodward waved his hands in thanks, and sat down, and stood up<br />

and waved his hands in thanks, and sat down again. And they just kept on applauding, to the point<br />

that it became very embarrassing. They were saying they were back of him regardless what had<br />

happened. It is one way that the small bureaucrat has of expressing himself.<br />

Today Bob Bazell (Azell?) dropped by and said that he had gotten an appointment to Hong<br />

Kong. He had immediately pressed for an appointment. He too had been off on leave. When he<br />

came back, he said nothing was happening at the Seminar. Nothing much was being done to prepare<br />

for the next session, and the next session begins next Monday! He said he was glad to be out of it.<br />

He said he had until June before he went and offered his services to Kenneth if he could use him and<br />

arrange to bring him over. He added that Jules Bernard (SP?), who had originally intended to stay on<br />

with Kenneth, had also resigned as soon as his twenty years is up, which is the next three or four<br />

months, and was going off to teach at Yale. He had had enough. Bazell explained that the whole<br />

staff in the Country Team Seminar was so stunned by what had happened, by the realization that<br />

having a successful operation didn't count, that their morale as a group and as individuals was<br />

shattered. Bazell was at the very beginning of his career, and he was already very cynical about the<br />

whole operation, he said.<br />

Around the Foreign Service Institute, people were very supportive. Ed Wright and Andy<br />

Coray (SP?) and others had all welcomed Kenneth back and assured him he was very lucky to get out<br />

of the Seminar with his skin intact. "And I guess I was."<br />

Kenneth had a curious thought today, which was that the Attorney General and Maxwell<br />

Taylor have invited themselves in to speak to the fifth session of the Interdepartmental Seminar on<br />

the afternoon of the opening day, at 3:00. The more Kenneth thinks about it and talks to others, the<br />

more he is convinced that it was the military who engineered Kenneth's ouster through the Attorney<br />

General, and now they're getting the Attorney General in to give a vote of confidence to the course<br />

and to buck up the operation and try to give it a new zest. At any rate, who speaks the second day?<br />

Kenneth Landon He is scheduled to speak the second day. "Although I don't have their protocol, I<br />

bet I'll be more fun and more interesting, and I can hardly wait to sense what kind of atmosphere<br />

there'll be in that auditorium when I stand up to speak the day after the Attorney General and General<br />

Maxwell Taylor. The very fact that people of that stature are being brought in is, I think, a<br />

testimonial to what is at stake here."<br />

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