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Nothing threatening in his manner as he plops down beside<br />

the men, smiling.<br />

They are immediately on their guard.<br />

RIGGS (FIGURE)<br />

Happy holidays. Mind if I join<br />

you?<br />

Yes.<br />

Fuck off.<br />

PUNK #1<br />

PUNK #2<br />

Riggs smiles at him innocently. Strokes the collie's fur<br />

with one hand.<br />

With the other, he reaches intb a paper sack and produces,<br />

a spanking new bottle of Jack Daniels, possibly the finest<br />

drink mankind has yet produced.<br />

RIGGS<br />

I need help drinking this. Cool?<br />

The dock workers exchange glances. There seems to be no<br />

harm in this. One of them frowns:<br />

PUNK #1<br />

You a homo?<br />

RIGGS<br />

Do I look like a homo?<br />

PUNK #1<br />

You got long hair. Homos got long<br />

hair.<br />

PUNK #3<br />

I hate homos. Arrggh.<br />

Riggs shakes his head, laughs.<br />

RIGGS<br />

Boy, you guys are terrific. You<br />

make me laugh, you just do.<br />

At which point, appropriately enough, Punk #4 shakes a<br />

beer and sprays it in the old collie's face.<br />

The DOG pulls away, WHINING.<br />

Riggs leans forward.<br />

RIGGS<br />

This your dog? Nice dog.<br />

And then, he proceeds to do a peculiar thing:<br />

He starts to talk to the dog -in<br />

what seems to be the dog's own language.

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