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· 67<br />

loves to pull on the rough ropes. So what kind of body does Eppia burn<br />

for? Whose youth has caught her eye? What does she see for which she<br />

puts up with being called “Gladiator Girl”? Her dear Sergius has already<br />

begun to shave his throat, like an older fellow, <strong>and</strong> to anticipate retirement<br />

with his cut-up arm. There are lots of ugly things on his face, like a huge<br />

wart on the middle of his nose, right where the helmet rubs it, <strong>and</strong> foul<br />

stuff always dripping from his eyes. But he was a gladiator. That makes<br />

him a Hyacinth; for that, she prefers him to her sons, her country, her<br />

sister, <strong>and</strong> her husb<strong>and</strong>. It’s the sword that they love. This same Sergius,<br />

when he gets his rudis, 94 begins to look like Veiento. 95<br />

246-267: Who doesn’t know about the purple athletes’ cloaks <strong>and</strong> the<br />

ladies’ wrestling ointment? Who hasn’t seen the wounds on the palus,<br />

which they’ve gouged with the rudis <strong>and</strong> beaten with the shield? She goes<br />

through all the exercises <strong>and</strong> is quite worthy to blow the trumpet at the<br />

Floralia, though she’s a matron—unless she has bigger ideas <strong>and</strong> wants<br />

to appear in the real arena. What decency can a woman show wearing a<br />

helmet, when she leaves her own sex behind? She wants to be strong like<br />

a man, but does not want to turn into a man: after all, we men have such<br />

little pleasure. Such an honor, if her husb<strong>and</strong> holds a yard sale, to auction<br />

off her balteus, manicae, helmet-crests, <strong>and</strong> a Samnite-style greave. Or if<br />

a different kind of fighting moves her, you’ll be happy that she sells her<br />

Thracian greaves. There are women who sweat in a delicate, embroidered<br />

robe, who broil in even a light silk dress. See how she grunts as she repeats<br />

the blows the trainer shows her, how she’s weighted down by the helmet,<br />

what thick bark b<strong>and</strong>ages wrap her knees. Then laugh when she puts<br />

down her weapons <strong>and</strong> sits down to piss. Tell me, descendants of Aemilius<br />

Lepidus, of blind Metellus, of Maximus Gurges, of Quintus Fabius, of all<br />

ancient <strong>and</strong> famous <strong>Roman</strong>s, what gladiator’s girl would ever dress up like<br />

this? When did Asylius’s girl ever get out of breath at the palus?<br />

Tacitus, Annals 15.32<br />

Women gladiators were not just a fantasy of the satirists.<br />

WOMEN AND SPORTS<br />

In the same year Nero Caesar granted the Latin rights to the people of<br />

the province of Maritime Alps. He put the knights’ seats in front of the<br />

plebs at the circus; up to this time they had sat all mixed together, because<br />

the Lex Roscia 96 only dealt with the fourteen rows. That year saw gladiator<br />

spectacles as magnificent as any prior year, but many distinguished<br />

94 The rudis was a wooden practice sword. When a gladiator retired, he was given a rudis,<br />

perhaps as a symbolic replacement for the real sword he would no longer need. Hence to<br />

“get his rudis” means to retire.<br />

95 “Veiento” might be the name of Eppia’s husb<strong>and</strong>, or might be a proverbial name for<br />

any ugly old man.<br />

96 The Lex Roscia, of 67 BC, was the main law making rules for seating in the theater <strong>and</strong> the<br />

amphitheater. See selections in chapter 6 for more about this law <strong>and</strong> its effects.

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