Bamboozled (2000) movie script - Ringling College of Art and Design

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have pride and people, you better start getting some too. These numbers have to go up. Dunwitty turns on the lights. JOAN, one of the writers, raises her hand. DUNWITTY (CONT'D) Question? JOAN So what do you want us to do? DUNWITTY What I want everyone to do is write some material that is FUNNY. The junk you've been writing is about as funny as a dead baby. It's not funny, it's not new. It's not sexy. It, it, it... CLOSE ON Fish. FISH
Sucks. ANGLE ON Conference room. DUNWITTY SUCKS. Thank you, Fish. This meeting is over but I want everyone to seriously think about what I said and how you can deliver. People scurry out. DUNWITTY (CONT'D) Monsieur Delacroix, in my office now. 8. INT. HALLWAY - MORNING The writers, beat down, come out of the conference room and move past SLOAN HOPKINS, a highly attractive African- American "sistuh." Delacroix sees Sloan and holds her arm as they walk. He talks under his breath.
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Page 5 and 6: 3. CHEEBA Yo, let's get to it. You
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Page 29 and 30: DELACROIX (V.O.) I was never good a
Page 31 and 32: INT. TENEMENT BUILDING - NIGHT Manr
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DUNWITTY This could be bigger than
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DUNWITTY Ya first bad move. Project
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MANTAN As long as the hoofing is re
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We think so. DUNWITTY Sleep 'n Eat,
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MANTAN I'm not smiling. CHEEBA Naw,
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I want you to start using the name
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this. DELACROIX That can be done. M
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BIG BLACK We should call dis da BLA
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DELACROIX It looks delicious. ORCHI
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types, change your name and all tha
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You okay? DELACROIX I feel like som
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DELACROIX Now I'm privileged?! Why?
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Please, have a seat. MANTAN Sloan n
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Delacroix. He leans against the wal
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DELACROIX Even if money wasn't an i
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terrain. DUNWITTY To hire someone s
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eing a white male and directing a h
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Conference room. Delacroix and Sloa
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successful just as much as you. Ple
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stacked, the fix was in. Could Don
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And for reason. Have you ever seen
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AUDITION MONTAGE WE SEE singers, ma
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SLOAN This is the group I was telli
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BIG BLACK Microphone check. One. Tw
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Needless to say, the Mau-Mau's did
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DELACROIX Finland. JUKKA You know,
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JUKKA My visual style is very eroti
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DELACROIX I don't give a good godda
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Wait a minute. Hold up. They all la
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It's the bone breaking stuff I'm wo
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59. INT. SLEEP 'N EAT'S DRESSING RO
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60. SLOAN I want to apologize about
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Mantan is mashing the corks. SLOAN
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INT. MANTAN'S DRESSING ROOM ON LIPS
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what to think. MANTAN We both left
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drugs, the crack babies born out of
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The WHITE AUDIENCE, of course, has
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the CNS brass. They saw some clips
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DELACROIX I'll be right over. INT.
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DELACROIX I can't go all the way do
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You think that's gonna work, huh? H
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ON SUGAR SHAK Delacroix works himse
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He continues on with his show. ON T
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DELACROIX It's me, Peerless. INT. D
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Just my tonic. He holds up his drin
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hold ya career back? JUNEBUG All I
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question is what are you gonna do,
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DOT The drinking is for the pain. I
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CLOSER DELACROIX (V.O.) (CONT'D) An
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New Millennium Minstrel Show. Audie
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INT. MANTAN'S DRESSING ROOM ON MIRR
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Eat. The audience goes crazy as the
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That'll work. I just bought one for
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SLEEP 'N EAT ...I heard different,
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It's dat mean, evil overseer Massa
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Frankenstein. INT. SLOAN'S STUDIO A
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DA BOMB PRODUCT SHOT AND LOGO HONEY
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scientists developed Da Bomb for yo
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DAWG #2 Timmi's gots all da latest
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87. DUNWITTY I know all of you have
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That this is fun. Nice wholesome fu
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She ignores him. MYRNA Wear Kente c
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A gift. DELACROIX For what? SLOAN N
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DELACROIX How so? SLOAN To me, it s
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DELACROIX Yes. And I say yes becaus
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Are you telling me that nobody can
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Parents are fighting over Beanie Ba
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I'm on it. INT. CAR DEALER - DAY A
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Same thing Giuliani said. DELACROIX
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1/16TH BLACK ...Benedict Arnold...
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97. SLOAN This is a nice place. It
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know that's written in the Constitu
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I slept too near where I fell out.
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my stepdaughter became my mother be
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Porch Monkeys Band. MANTAN I feel a
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take care of dat red/and nobody wou
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The winner is... Pierre Delacroix f
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fool, Hollywood's new favorite Negr
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Meaning? CHEEBA I'm out. MANTAN Goo
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MANTAN For what? He left. Not me. E
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ON BIG BLACK He waves to his sister
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ON STAGE Mantan is moving and groov
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The door crashes open, Mantan rocke
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INT. BET STUDIO - NIGHT Mantan is o
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whatI'mtalkin''bout. Y'knowwhatI'ms
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hear from our proud sponsors, DA BO
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TAVIS SMILEY What do you do? BIG BL
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SLOAN He's just playing big brother
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Delacroix and Sloan are taking off
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over Sloan. MANTAN What you did is
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position as his assistant. MANTAN A
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MANTAN Don't try to change to the s
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ORCHID Of course I'm happy for you.
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He is incredulous. DELACROIX (V.O.)
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can't stand to BLACK UP anymore. IN
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You better talk to him. He won't li
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BUNNING I should notify Dunwitty. D
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you can muster up inside your assau
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EXT. BACKSTAGE The security guards
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124. MANRAY What did I do? BIG BLAC
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MONTAGE Various newsrooms, computer
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DELACROIX (V.O.) Somehow, someway,
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American way of life... INT. DELACR
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It's used to mask the origin of an
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difficulty breathing with her asthm
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SMOOTH BLACK Whereas Mantan is a he
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Each Mau-Mau has a 9mm and is firin
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BIG BLACK (CONT'D) You ain' BLAK. H
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Corleone Dance of Death as bullets
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SLOAN Watch this. This is what you
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extraordinary to her. With Daddy it
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