Bamboozled (2000) movie script - Ringling College of Art and Design

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idiculed or attacked scornfully. B. The branch of literature that composes such work. 2. Irony, derision or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice or stupidity. INT. APARTMENT - MORNING WE are in the living quarters of PIERRE DELACROIX. The windows overlook the Brooklyn Promenade and the majestic lower Manhattan skyline. DELACROIX (V.O.) Bonjour, my name is Pierre Delacroix. I'm a television writer, also a showrunner, a creative person. We see a tall figure move in and around the space. DELACROIX (V.O.) (CONT'D) I'm one of those people responsible for what you view on your idiot box. CLOSE ON
Monogrammed cuff sleeve - the initials P.D. 2. DELACROIX (V.O.) (CONT'D) The problem is not enough of you have been watching. CLOSE ON Monogrammed shirt pocket - the initials P.D. DELACROIX (V.O.) (CONT'D) With the onslaught of the internet, video and interactive games, nine hundred channels to choose from and whatnot, our valued audience has dramatically eroded. CLOSE ON Razor cuts a path through a white foam on a black face. DELACROIX (V.O.) (CONT'D) To put it in much more simple terms...
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Page 5 and 6: 3. CHEEBA Yo, let's get to it. You
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Page 9 and 10: DELACROIX De-la-croix. CHEEBA Y'kno
Page 11 and 12: again he's the lone person of color
Page 13 and 14: overhead projector. DUNWITTY (CONT'
Page 15 and 16: Sucks. ANGLE ON Conference room. DU
Page 17 and 18: overlooking mid-town Manhattan. DUN
Page 19 and 20: get offended by my use of the quote
Page 21 and 22: class does exist, and it's rich mat
Page 23 and 24: man, I'm blacker than you. I'm keep
Page 25 and 26: that takes place on a watermelon pa
Page 27 and 28: 13. CHEEBA Ahh, the luxuries of lif
Page 29 and 30: DELACROIX (V.O.) I was never good a
Page 31 and 32: INT. TENEMENT BUILDING - NIGHT Manr
Page 33 and 34: The COPS are running up the stairca
Page 35 and 36: same time, the exact same thought.
Page 37 and 38: it's going to be so racist, so nega
Page 39 and 40: CLOSE ON Sloan. DELACROIX (V.O.) (C
Page 41 and 42: Dunwitty. EXT. TENEMENT BUILDING -
Page 43 and 44: "Amos 'n' Andy" show. Sloan leads M
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Page 47 and 48: 23. DELACROIX I would like to chang
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He hugs her, she becomes lost in hi
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BIG BLACK If you were really down y
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that's your prerogative. You got yo
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DELACROIX We're all happy to be her
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entertainment into the 21st century
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DELACROIX And Cheeba is Sleep 'n' E
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DUNWITTY This could be bigger than
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DUNWITTY Ya first bad move. Project
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MANTAN As long as the hoofing is re
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We think so. DUNWITTY Sleep 'n Eat,
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MANTAN I'm not smiling. CHEEBA Naw,
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I want you to start using the name
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this. DELACROIX That can be done. M
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BIG BLACK We should call dis da BLA
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DELACROIX It looks delicious. ORCHI
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types, change your name and all tha
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You okay? DELACROIX I feel like som
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DELACROIX Now I'm privileged?! Why?
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Please, have a seat. MANTAN Sloan n
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Delacroix. He leans against the wal
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DELACROIX Even if money wasn't an i
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terrain. DUNWITTY To hire someone s
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eing a white male and directing a h
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Conference room. Delacroix and Sloa
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successful just as much as you. Ple
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stacked, the fix was in. Could Don
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And for reason. Have you ever seen
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AUDITION MONTAGE WE SEE singers, ma
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SLOAN This is the group I was telli
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BIG BLACK Microphone check. One. Tw
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Needless to say, the Mau-Mau's did
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DELACROIX Finland. JUKKA You know,
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JUKKA My visual style is very eroti
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DELACROIX I don't give a good godda
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Wait a minute. Hold up. They all la
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It's the bone breaking stuff I'm wo
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59. INT. SLEEP 'N EAT'S DRESSING RO
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60. SLOAN I want to apologize about
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Mantan is mashing the corks. SLOAN
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INT. MANTAN'S DRESSING ROOM ON LIPS
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what to think. MANTAN We both left
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drugs, the crack babies born out of
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The WHITE AUDIENCE, of course, has
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the CNS brass. They saw some clips
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DELACROIX I'll be right over. INT.
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DELACROIX I can't go all the way do
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You think that's gonna work, huh? H
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ON SUGAR SHAK Delacroix works himse
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He continues on with his show. ON T
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DELACROIX It's me, Peerless. INT. D
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Just my tonic. He holds up his drin
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hold ya career back? JUNEBUG All I
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question is what are you gonna do,
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DOT The drinking is for the pain. I
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CLOSER DELACROIX (V.O.) (CONT'D) An
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New Millennium Minstrel Show. Audie
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INT. MANTAN'S DRESSING ROOM ON MIRR
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Eat. The audience goes crazy as the
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That'll work. I just bought one for
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SLEEP 'N EAT ...I heard different,
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It's dat mean, evil overseer Massa
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Frankenstein. INT. SLOAN'S STUDIO A
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DA BOMB PRODUCT SHOT AND LOGO HONEY
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scientists developed Da Bomb for yo
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DAWG #2 Timmi's gots all da latest
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87. DUNWITTY I know all of you have
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That this is fun. Nice wholesome fu
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She ignores him. MYRNA Wear Kente c
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A gift. DELACROIX For what? SLOAN N
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DELACROIX How so? SLOAN To me, it s
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DELACROIX Yes. And I say yes becaus
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Are you telling me that nobody can
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Parents are fighting over Beanie Ba
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I'm on it. INT. CAR DEALER - DAY A
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Same thing Giuliani said. DELACROIX
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1/16TH BLACK ...Benedict Arnold...
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97. SLOAN This is a nice place. It
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know that's written in the Constitu
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I slept too near where I fell out.
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my stepdaughter became my mother be
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Porch Monkeys Band. MANTAN I feel a
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take care of dat red/and nobody wou
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The winner is... Pierre Delacroix f
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fool, Hollywood's new favorite Negr
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Meaning? CHEEBA I'm out. MANTAN Goo
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MANTAN For what? He left. Not me. E
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ON BIG BLACK He waves to his sister
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ON STAGE Mantan is moving and groov
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The door crashes open, Mantan rocke
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INT. BET STUDIO - NIGHT Mantan is o
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whatI'mtalkin''bout. Y'knowwhatI'ms
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hear from our proud sponsors, DA BO
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TAVIS SMILEY What do you do? BIG BL
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SLOAN He's just playing big brother
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Delacroix and Sloan are taking off
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over Sloan. MANTAN What you did is
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position as his assistant. MANTAN A
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MANTAN Don't try to change to the s
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ORCHID Of course I'm happy for you.
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He is incredulous. DELACROIX (V.O.)
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can't stand to BLACK UP anymore. IN
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You better talk to him. He won't li
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BUNNING I should notify Dunwitty. D
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you can muster up inside your assau
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EXT. BACKSTAGE The security guards
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124. MANRAY What did I do? BIG BLAC
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MONTAGE Various newsrooms, computer
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DELACROIX (V.O.) Somehow, someway,
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American way of life... INT. DELACR
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It's used to mask the origin of an
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difficulty breathing with her asthm
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SMOOTH BLACK Whereas Mantan is a he
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Each Mau-Mau has a 9mm and is firin
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BIG BLACK (CONT'D) You ain' BLAK. H
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Corleone Dance of Death as bullets
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SLOAN Watch this. This is what you
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extraordinary to her. With Daddy it
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