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Untitled - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt

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48^<br />

THE REAL ROOSEVELT.<br />

lessly. He has been so <strong>of</strong>ten seen in pictures<br />

dressed like a deerslayer that many people feel<br />

sure that he is a dead shot in the class with Kit<br />

Carson, Davy Crockett, Daniel Boone and Buffalo<br />

Bill yet he can not eat his soup until he<br />

puts on his glasses.<br />

TO ABOLISH WHIPPING IN RUSSIA.<br />

OTHER HUMANE MEASURES EXPECTED AT CHRIST-<br />

ENING OF HEIR ON AUGUST 23, 1904.<br />

ST. PETERSBURG, Aug. 16. One <strong>of</strong> the acts <strong>of</strong><br />

grace signalizing the birth <strong>of</strong> an heir to the<br />

throne will be the total abolition <strong>of</strong> corporal<br />

punishment in Russia. A ukase to this effect is<br />

expected- to be issued to-morrow.<br />

' ' ' '<br />

We want Perdicardis alive or Raisuli dead.<br />

The man who caused that, message to be sent<br />

to the convention that was nominating him for<br />

President <strong>of</strong> the United States wou'ld, if elected,<br />

consider himself the Czar <strong>of</strong> the United States.<br />

Thenceforth, on his birthday, or on the birthday<br />

<strong>of</strong> his wife's guardian saint, the American populace<br />

might expect some startling ukase, with the<br />

difference that the Czar's is in mercy and<br />

<strong>Roosevelt</strong>'s would be in rigor.

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