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<strong>Sister</strong> <strong>Act</strong> 2: <strong>Back</strong> <strong>In</strong> <strong>The</strong> <strong>Habit</strong> <strong>Script</strong> -<br />
<strong>Dialogue</strong> Transcript<br />
Announcer And now. Ladies and gentlemen...the Luxurious Stars Desert <strong>In</strong>n<br />
Hotel in Las Vegas... is proud to present the final performance...<br />
of an exciting engagement. the incomparable singing sensation...<br />
Miss Deloris Van Cartier!<br />
Deloris<br />
Started my life<br />
in a worn, torn dress<br />
That somebody threw out<br />
Somebody threw out<br />
I knew the way it felt<br />
to always live in doubt<br />
To be without<br />
the simple things<br />
So afraid my friends<br />
would see the guilt in me<br />
So I got a good job<br />
in the city<br />
Working for the man<br />
every night and day<br />
But I never lost<br />
one minute of sleepin'<br />
Worryin' about the way<br />
that things might have been<br />
I was a devil with<br />
the blue dress, blue dress Blue dress<br />
I was a devil with the blue dress on<br />
Oh, and I was a ho<br />
Sugar pie, honey bun<br />
Sugar pie, honey bun<br />
You know that I love you<br />
Love you<br />
I can't help myself<br />
I love you and nobody else<br />
Wait<br />
Oh, yeah, wait a minute, Mr Postman<br />
Wait<br />
Wait, Mr Postman
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Mr Postman, look and see<br />
Oh, yeah<br />
If there's a letter in your bag for me<br />
Please, please Mr Postman<br />
I've been waiting such a long, long time<br />
Deliver the letter<br />
<strong>The</strong> sooner the better<br />
She wore an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie<br />
Yellow polka-dot bikini<br />
Stop in the name of love<br />
But my mama told me you better shop around<br />
So that's what I did. ladies and gentlemen. I shopped.<br />
I shopped and I shopped and I shopped.<br />
And I found myself something special.<br />
I got myself a brand-new hustle.<br />
Do the hustle Do the hustle Do the hustle<br />
Do the hustle<br />
Money, money, money, money<br />
Money<br />
Money, money, money, money<br />
I was a bad girl<br />
Toot-toot, beep-beep<br />
Talkin'about a sad girl<br />
Toot-toot, freak out<br />
Mr Big Stuff<br />
Who do you think you are<br />
Mr Big Stuff<br />
You're never gonna get my love<br />
Whoa! See how they treat me?<br />
He got my cousin!<br />
He got my coat!<br />
And when I tried to get it back he whipped out this great big...<br />
Shotgun<br />
Shoot him before he runs now<br />
Do the jerk, baby<br />
Do the jerk now<br />
Hey! I had...<br />
Nowhere to run to, baby<br />
Nowhere to hide<br />
I had Nowhere to run to, baby<br />
I didn't have nowhere to hide until
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Hallelujah, Hallelujah<br />
Imagine that!<br />
Hallelujah, hallelujah<br />
Hallelu...<br />
All right. Y'all. You know this song.<br />
Let's sing it. All right?<br />
Nothing you could say could tear me away from my God<br />
From my God<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Shh. She's coming.<br />
Deloris Nothin'you could do 'cause I'm stuck like glue<br />
To my God My God, my God,<br />
Hello! Hey!<br />
<strong>The</strong>se are my friends. Ladies. Sing this for me.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus We are<br />
Deloris Come up and join us. Come on. Come on.<br />
And hurry up. Ladies!<br />
Come on!<br />
<strong>The</strong>re's not a man today<br />
who can take me away...<br />
Hey! Come down.<br />
Bg singers I love him, I love him<br />
Deloris Hey!<br />
Bg singers I love him, I love him, whoo<br />
Deloris Pull it up. Please. Pull it up.<br />
Bg singers I will follow Him<br />
Follow Him<br />
Deloris Look out!<br />
Oh. Jeez!<br />
Bg singers Follow Him wherever He may go<br />
<strong>The</strong>re isn't an ocean too deep Too deep<br />
A mountain so high it can keep Keep
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Keep me away Away from His love<br />
Deloris What the heck are you doing?<br />
We are family<br />
Go. Go. Go. Go. go. Go. Go!<br />
I got all my sisters with me<br />
We are family<br />
Get up, everybody and sing, sing<br />
We are family<br />
I got all my sisters with me<br />
We are family, family<br />
Get up, everybody, get up, everybody<br />
Get up! Well, get up<br />
Get up, everybody, and sing<br />
Deloris Thank you! Thank you!<br />
Scene 2<br />
Deloris and Nuns leaving stage, going to Deloris’ suite.<br />
Joyce- Deloris. You were fantastic. Thank you. Thank you.<br />
Deloris. Excellent. Oh. My!<br />
SISTER MARY PATRICK- Nice outfit. I'm glad I didn't wear mine.<br />
Joyce I gotta tell you. <strong>Sister</strong>s that that last bit was great.<br />
Just great. I'm a very big fan of yours. I got your album.<br />
If you...<br />
deloris This is my manager. This is Joyce. What do you want?<br />
Joyce Now. Hold it. Are you currently represented?<br />
deloris <strong>The</strong>y're nuns. Joyce. God represents them. Come on.<br />
Now. L...<br />
Joyce God is good. But can He get you your own<br />
dressing room? This l... You were great.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Oh. Thanks. I love to sing. She taught me.
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Deloris I am so glad to see you guys. I can't believe it.<br />
What are you doing here?<br />
SISTER MARY PATRICK-- Well. We're... came to see you.<br />
Deloris Are you gonna stay a long time?<br />
SISTER MARY LAZARUS We have to be back on the road tonight.<br />
Now. Listen. We don't have any time to chat.<br />
SISTER MARY PATRICK- - Well. Maybe a little chat. We do have to get back.<br />
Though. We're teachers now. It's a school night.<br />
Teachers.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- And really it's all because of you. I mean. You<br />
inspired us to... to go out into the community and.<br />
and do some good in the hood. Oh. My Wow!<br />
deloris Can I get you guys something? Sit down.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Robert- - No. Mighty<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- - No.<br />
deloris Can they even hear you in the back of the room when<br />
you're teachin'?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Robert Oh. I'm getting better at it. Oh. We're teaching...<br />
at St Francis Academy in San Francisco.<br />
deloris I went to that school. Oh! It was... Oh! Ooh!<br />
<strong>The</strong>y need good teachers, trust me.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Well. We're having a barrel of laughs. Although the<br />
kids sometimes get a little unruly. Just a little.<br />
<strong>Act</strong>ually. <strong>The</strong>y're out of control.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus It was so bad last week <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick frowned<br />
twice.<br />
deloris Ooh. Goodness!<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Oh. Now let's get down to business.<br />
Joyce Oh. Excuse me. Any matters of business have to go<br />
through me. See...<br />
deloris No. Excuse me. Excuse me. <strong>The</strong>se are my friends.<br />
Joyce I'm talking to them.<br />
Joyce I would like...
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Deloris I'm talking to my friends.<br />
Joyce Well. I just want to talk about the...<br />
deloris I'm talking to my friends now.<br />
Joyce I am your manager.<br />
deloris Forgive us. Excuse me.<br />
Joyce- Go ahead. No.<br />
deloris Thank you. Now. Come on. You guys. You come up here.<br />
You come to see me. What's going on? Does Mother<br />
Superior<br />
really know you're here?<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- She sent us on this mi-mission to...<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus <strong>The</strong> Reverend Mother said we're not to come back without<br />
you.<br />
deloris Well. What does she want? What's...<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Well. We're not entirely certain. But we know that she<br />
needs you... and she wants us to come and bring you<br />
back.<br />
deloris Well. Is she okay. I mean. Health-wise? Is she in<br />
danger? What?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Oh. No. She's fine. - No. She...<br />
Well. She's a little desperate.<br />
deloris She's desperate?<br />
Scene 3<br />
Running thru church<br />
End of vegas scene<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Robert What. What? What. What? Oh. Sit. Sit. Sit.
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sit. Sit. Sit.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Welcome. Oh. Welcome. Welcome. It's good to see you.<br />
deloris It's so good to see you. Too.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER But I'm sorry I couldn't join the <strong>Sister</strong>s in Las Vegas.<br />
I've heard you are truly a spectacle.<br />
deloris Well. Yeah. You know. I work at it.<br />
Reverend Mother You're probably wondering why I asked the <strong>Sister</strong>s to<br />
bring you here.<br />
deloris I am a little curious. What's all the mystery?<br />
Reverend Mother Well. You see. Deloris... we need your help here...<br />
at St Francis. We seem to have got in slightly over our<br />
` heads.<br />
deloris What do you want?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Help us by becoming a teacher.<br />
deloris A teacher? Me? Oh. No! Listen. I'm not cut out to be a<br />
teacher. Who would I teach? What would I teach?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Teach the children. Teach music. You weren't cut out to<br />
be a nun either. But look what you accomplished at St<br />
Katherine's. You brought a new spirit into the convent<br />
and into the community. You were infectious. You<br />
could be just as infectious here.<br />
deloris You're makin' me sound like a disease.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER We are struggling here with a community that is<br />
tired... and worn and despairing. We saw this school<br />
as some sort of renewal... but it's. It's becoming a<br />
hopeless situation. We have nowhere else to turn. We<br />
are desperate women. Deloris. We need you.<br />
deloris Oh! I don't...<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Now. Come. Look. Think of the children. We must invest<br />
in their future. It is our duty. And who better to help<br />
us than you?<br />
deloris I'm a lounge singer.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER You are the perfect example of how a sow's ear...can be<br />
turned into a silk purse.
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deloris Hmm. Well. I probably wouldn't put it quite like that.<br />
I mean. look... I mean. Really. I mean. my career's<br />
startin' to take off. You know. I kind of wanna get<br />
into my success.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER A success you might not have had... without the help of<br />
certain supportive friends... who shall remain<br />
nameless.<br />
deloris Oh. So you're gonna be like that. Huh. With the guilt?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Guilt? Huh. I would never use guilt. I'm a nun.<br />
Deloris All right. I'll do it for you.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Oh. Thank you. Deloris. I knew we could count on you.<br />
Deloris But you're just talkin' about like a week. Right?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER I don't think we should restrict ourselves to a time<br />
frame. <strong>Sister</strong>s. <strong>Sister</strong>s. Deloris has agreed to join our<br />
teaching staff. So could you take her to the changing<br />
room?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Sure. Absolutely.<br />
Scene 3a<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick He...<br />
Deloris Somebody tell me why I'm dressed like this again.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT <strong>The</strong> Fathers here at St Francis are. Uh. Very strict...<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Well. I-if they were to find out that you're neither a<br />
nun or a teacher. Well. <strong>The</strong>y might...<br />
deloris- What. Ask me to leave?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus <strong>In</strong> a New York minute.<br />
deloris- Yeah. Well. Now I'm undercover again.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Eh. It could be fun. Convent living's kind of grim.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus All I need's a bed and a place to kneel.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Wait till you see what we have in the room for you.<br />
Deloris Oh. Come on. You didn't go out and do something silly.<br />
Did you?
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<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Well. Maybe.<br />
deloris- What did you put in. A bidet?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- A bi-what? Wh... No.<br />
deloris- Never mind. Don't worry. What is it?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick-- A watched pot never boils. You'll wait.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT-- No. No. No. Don't tell her.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick-- Okay.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT-- It's a surprise.- Ready?<br />
deloris- Aw. C'mon.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- One. Two. Three. Curtains.<br />
Scene 4<br />
School Grounds to Classroom<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Sometimes it resembles a battleground at recess here.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Yeah. For the most ca... part. <strong>The</strong> kids are really<br />
well-behaved.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Yeah.<br />
Across the way<br />
MR CRISP- A new... A new nun.<br />
FATHER Yeah. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary something-or-other. I'm. I'm terrible<br />
with names. Come in. - Mm-hmm.<br />
deloris - Who was that?<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- - Uh. Well. <strong>The</strong> older one is our principal. Uh. Father<br />
Maurice. and the other one is our school administrator.<br />
Mr Crisp. He's only been here just a few months.<br />
MR CRISP Looks familiar. I think I've seen her somewhere before.<br />
FATHER Oh?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Just long enough to hate us.
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<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Yeah. Well. Some of the kids call him the devil<br />
incarnate. I just think he's got a bad case of the<br />
grumps.<br />
deloris I don't care who he is. I just wanna put the top up on<br />
my car.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick If there's a car left.<br />
deloris What does she mean by that? Is that a joke? Hey!<br />
Scene 4a<br />
SCENE OVER SHIFTS TO INSIDE BOARDROOM<br />
FATHER I'd like you all to join me in welcoming the new<br />
addition...to the teaching staff here at St Francis.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary...<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - Clarence.<br />
FATHER - Clarence, Who will be teaching our. Uh...<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS- Music.<br />
FATHER- Music. Is there still a music class?<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS- <strong>In</strong> a manner of speaking.<br />
Deloris Why is he asking. "Is there a music class?" How come he<br />
doesn't know there's a music class?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Shh. Don't.<br />
FATHER <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence will be teaching our music class.<br />
Yeah.<br />
(CLAPPING)<br />
FATHER Now. I. Uh. Think each of you should. uh. <strong>In</strong>troduce<br />
yourselves.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Uh. I'll start. I'm Father Ignatius. I teach math.<br />
FATHER THOMAS I'm Thomas. Ave, magistra nova.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT Latin teacher.
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deloris Oh. Good.<br />
MR CRISP Excuse me.<br />
FATHER- Ah. And. Uh. This is Mr Crisp. Uh. This is. Uh. <strong>Sister</strong><br />
Mary Clarence.<br />
MR CRISP Oh. Yes. <strong>The</strong> new nun. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clemens.<br />
deloris- Clarence.<br />
MR CRISP- Clarence. I'm sorry.<br />
deloris- Like in Thomas. You know.<br />
MR CRISP- Oh.<br />
deloris- Yeah. I'm the music teacher.<br />
MR CRISP- <strong>The</strong> music teacher?<br />
deloris- Yeah.<br />
MR CRISP- I see. Oh.<br />
deloris- You're grippin' me here. Just... Yeah.<br />
MR CRISP- Oh. Yes. I'm sorry.<br />
Deloris Thank you. Thank you.<br />
MR CRISP Yes. I. I just stopped by to. Uh... uh. Remind you of<br />
our meeting this afternoon.<br />
FATHER Yes. Yes. Oh. Yeah.<br />
MR CRISP Well. Pardon the intrusion. And bon appétit.<br />
F4- Gruss Gott.<br />
FATHER- Ah. And this is Father Wolfgang... who. Uh. Cooks so.<br />
uh. Uh. Diligently... to administer to our dietary<br />
needs.<br />
F4 For luncheon. bratwurst a la Provence.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- He only knows how to cook one thing: German sausage.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Day after day. Liverwurst. bratwurst. Bierwurst.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- It's the worst.
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Deloris Oh. No. No. Jenny Craig. I just couldn't. Thank you so<br />
much.<br />
FATHER This. Uh. Needs a prayer.<br />
END OF DINNER SCENE Everyone gets up to leave…<br />
Scene 4b<br />
FATHER Oh. <strong>Sister</strong>! Oh. <strong>Sister</strong> Clarence...I wonder if I could<br />
have a word with you in private.<br />
deloris- Oh. No. I. I need to...<br />
FATHER- No. Please.<br />
Deloris Sure.<br />
FATHER Thank you. Oh. Uh. Won't you. uh. Won't you sit down?<br />
Yes. <strong>The</strong> <strong>Sister</strong>s tell me that. Uh. Your last posting...<br />
was at a women's prison facility in the Louisiana<br />
bayou.<br />
Deloris - What?<br />
FATHER - It wasn't?<br />
Deloris No. No. It was. It was. It was. It was... Yes. Of<br />
course. I mean. S... Yeah. No. the prison was really<br />
rough on me... and so. I. I b... . I b... . I b...I<br />
been trying to. To... wipe this experience from my<br />
mind because it was so traumatic for me.<br />
FATHER- Really?<br />
deloris- Yes!<br />
FATHER <strong>The</strong>y'd led me to believe that you enjoyed it.<br />
Deloris Well. <strong>In</strong> a m... Yes. I did! It was... It was... a<br />
traumatic enjoyment of an experience that I should not<br />
have had... and appreciated the way that I did because<br />
I'm a nun. And nuns are not meant to have enjoyable<br />
experiences.. because they lead to all kinds of<br />
situations... which is where I found myself. which is<br />
why I'm here now... and I know that you understand<br />
that.
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FATHER Oh. Well. Yes. <strong>In</strong>deed. I do see what you mean.<br />
deloris- I knew. I knew you would.<br />
FATHER- Well. Well. Now. As I do with uh. All my new<br />
teachers... I'd. Uh. Like to share with you my theories<br />
about education... gleaned from my years of experience<br />
here….. as the principal of St Francis.<br />
Deloris I am an open book.<br />
FATHER Discipline.<br />
Deloris Mm-hmm. Anything else to go with that? That's it?<br />
Discipline?<br />
FATHER Unfortunately. I think that's pretty much all we can<br />
expect here. Do you have any questions?<br />
Deloris No. I. I feel as though I have absorbed all I can from<br />
you.<br />
FATHER Well. <strong>The</strong>n. I wish you good day.. And good luck.<br />
Deloris - Thank you. Your Eminenceship. Thank you so much.<br />
Okay. Your Royal Pappyness.<br />
DELORIS WALKS OUT TO SEE NUNS EAVESDROPPING<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Piece of work. Isn't he?<br />
deloris A prison? Oh. You lied to me. and you're gonna go to<br />
hell.<br />
END OF MEETING scene<br />
Scene 5<br />
Father I takes SMC to music classroom<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS- <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence? Ah. Oh. You look a little lost.<br />
deloris- Yes.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Who isn't? What. Can't find the music room?<br />
deloris- No.
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FATHER IGNATIUS Oh. It's downstairs. You take a left. a right. A right.<br />
Another left. All right. I'm sorry. It's tricky. I'll<br />
help you find it. Just follow me. and I'll show you<br />
exactly where it is. Come down here. I know exactly<br />
what you mean. When I first got here... one hall looks<br />
like another hall. One stairwell looks like another<br />
stairwell. Sometimes I'll find myself just stopping<br />
dead in my tracks and going… "Oh. Lord. Come to my<br />
rescue. come to my aid." Watch your step.<br />
deloris- Yeah.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Well. Here we are. It's the. Um... music class.<br />
Deloris Well. Thank you.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Remember. Nothing ever is bad<br />
as it seems at first. Fight the good fight.<br />
deloris- Okay.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS- Cercum corda.<br />
Deloris Oh. Wait a minute. What? What was that?<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS It's Latin. It means. "Lift up your heart."<br />
Deloris I thought you said. "<strong>In</strong>sert some quarters." I'm sor...<br />
I don't know if I'm cut out for this.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS- You're jokin' me. <strong>The</strong> children are waiting.<br />
deloris- Thanks. Yeah. Ain't they?<br />
Scene 6<br />
Students chanting to a beat as SMC enters room<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens<br />
Hey, cold beans...<br />
TANYA_ Oh. No. See. That's why your mama deejays for the icecream<br />
truck.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- - Oh. It's you!
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Students chanting –<br />
And collard greens, hey<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Thank heaven you're here.<br />
Students chanting –<br />
And collard greens, hey<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus-- Class. This is your new teacher...<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- - <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence. Class!<br />
MARGARET Your mama is so fat. She sat on a rainbow and Skittles<br />
popped out.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- - Class!<br />
Students chanting –<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Well. Congratulations. You're the new mayor of Sodom<br />
and Gomorrah.<br />
Students chanting<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey<br />
Cold beans<br />
TANYA- That's why your mother's so fat. She's on both sides of<br />
the rainbow.<br />
Students chanting<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Keep the faith. <strong>Sister</strong>. Just keep the faith.<br />
Remember. Our Lord said. "O be ye strong of will."<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- And ye better be tough as nails too.<br />
Deloris Yeah.<br />
Students chanting<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey
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Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey<br />
(Deloris scratches her nails on blackboard)<br />
Deloris Good morning. I'd like to introduce myself.<br />
Would you all put your seats back in order. Please?<br />
TANYA Watch my shoes. Watch my new shoes!<br />
Deloris I have this funny problem with my ears. I don't like a<br />
lot of noise. So maybe you could do it quietly? Thank<br />
you so much. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence. And I am...<br />
FRANKIE Yo mama?<br />
deloris- No. Sir. Let's talk about your mama...who's so dumb she<br />
got hit by a parked car. Thank you. Let's try<br />
attendance.<br />
TAYLOR CHASE I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Taylor Chase...and on<br />
behalf of the whole music class as we are...<br />
RITA WATSON- Taylor. Taylor. You got a little something on your<br />
nose.<br />
AHMAL- Yeah. Taylor. A big. Big brown thing right around here. "Hello. I'm<br />
Taylor Chase."<br />
Deloris Thank you. Ms Chase. Richard Pincham.<br />
FRANKIE- Wake up. Fool!<br />
SKETCH - Paper or plastic?<br />
Deloris I beg your pardon. Are you Richard?<br />
SKETCH - Yeah.<br />
Deloris - Did you do these?<br />
SKETCH- - Yeah. S-S-Sorry. Sorry.<br />
deloris- Let me see.<br />
SKETCH- - That's why they call me Sketch. I do sketches. Sorry.<br />
deloris- <strong>The</strong>se are real good.<br />
SKETCH- - Thanks.
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deloris- Try to stay awake in my class. Though.<br />
SKETCH- - All right.<br />
Deloris - All right. Wesley James. Wesley Glen James.<br />
AHMAL- Respectfully. My sister...James is the slave name<br />
forced upon my ancestors. While Wesley. That's some<br />
name my assimilationist parents came up with. But<br />
today. <strong>In</strong> honour of all my brothers and sisters who<br />
died in the struggle... I wish to be called by my true<br />
name: Ahmal M'jomo Jamaael... which means. "He who is<br />
spirited."<br />
deloris - And long-winded.<br />
FRANKIE- - Yeah. A simple "present" would've done it. Bro.<br />
deloris - And who are you?<br />
FRANKIE- - Fran-kay.<br />
Students chanting –<br />
Hey, ho, hey, ho<br />
FRANKIE- - Check it out. Check it out.<br />
Hello there, miss,<br />
and let me kick an introduction<br />
Flute, violin, bass guitar<br />
and then percussion<br />
AHMAL- - Man. That's wack. Man. Man. Just stop. Can't you come<br />
up with your own thing? Or must you continually come<br />
behind my people and steal our expressions? First<br />
jazz. <strong>The</strong>n rock and roll. Now rap. What you gonna try<br />
to take next. Man?<br />
FRANKIE- I'm gonna take your girl if you ain't careful.<br />
AHMAL- - Keep talkin' there. Boy. - Excuse me.<br />
deloris Let's leave this display of manhood outside. Shall we?<br />
Thank you so much.<br />
RITA WATSON- Yo. Could we hurry this up. Some of us got things to<br />
do.<br />
Students chanting –<br />
Word up.<br />
RITA WATSON- - You know what I'm sayin'? Goodness.
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deloris - Are you Rita Watson?<br />
RITA WATSON- - Yeah. That's me. And I'm sorry I don't have any cute<br />
stories or antidotes to tell you.<br />
AHMAL- - Anecdote.<br />
RITA WATSON- - Ahmal. Shut up. Mind your business.<br />
deloris Well. How 'bout we just call you Rita Diva-with-a-<br />
'tude?<br />
RITA WATSON- Hey. <strong>Sister</strong>. Maybe I can help you out? Are we all here?<br />
Students chanting - Yeah!<br />
RITA WATSON- - We're here.<br />
deloris Thank you. All right. what have you been doin'?<br />
TANYA - Is she jokin'?<br />
FRANKIE- - Chillin'.<br />
deloris All right. Let me give you an easier question. Where<br />
are the music books?<br />
Students chanting - Up there.<br />
deloris - Oh.<br />
RITA WATSON- Maybe I should explain something to you. <strong>Sister</strong>. See.<br />
Um. This is what we call a bird course. Now. <strong>The</strong> reason<br />
we call it a bird course is because we. Uh... fly right<br />
through it. See. All you gotta do to pass in this<br />
class is show up.<br />
deloris Hmm. So you come to class...you do nothing and you<br />
pass?<br />
RITA WATSON- Oh. No. We don't exactly do nothing. We have a good<br />
time. Too. Yo. Frankie.<br />
FRANKIE- - Yeah.<br />
Students chanting –<br />
Cold beans, hey
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And collard greens<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens<br />
Cold beans, hey<br />
and collard greens, hey<br />
(End of 1 st classroom scene)<br />
Scene 7<br />
Father’s office scene<br />
FATHER `Money? You're asking for money?<br />
deloris Yes! You know. It's that. that little green stuff...<br />
that has pictures of dead presidents on it...and you<br />
use it to buy things like instruments or songbooks.<br />
MR CRISP <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clemens.<br />
deloris Mr Crisp. My name is Mary Clarence.<br />
MR CRISP Clarence. I think you're confusing St Francis...<br />
with Loyola Marymount or the University of Notre Dame.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is no money here.<br />
deloris - Yet they manage to pay you. Crispy.<br />
FATHER Mr Crisp is right. Frankly. We're lucky to be open for<br />
business at all.<br />
deloris Well. <strong>The</strong>n I wish one of you would tell me wha...<br />
what it is I'm supposed to do with these children.<br />
MR CRISP Teach them to play soccer.<br />
FATHER We don't have the balls for that.<br />
Scene 8a<br />
End of scene<br />
Outside street scene<br />
TAYLOR CHASE <strong>The</strong> question at hand is. how do we get this nun...<br />
to extricate herself from us quickly and expeditiously?
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Maria <strong>In</strong> other words. let's get this nun to run.<br />
SKETCH- Yeah. But I'm not sure I'm down for this. Man. That's<br />
like messin' with higher power.<br />
FRANKIE-- Yeah. Word up. Plus. This <strong>Sister</strong> is like a sister<br />
<strong>Sister</strong>. Know what I'm sayin'?<br />
AHMAL’ JAMES- She ain't no sister of yours.<br />
Margaret- Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey! Chill. Okay?<br />
SKETCH- - I heard that.<br />
RITA WATSON Listen. Yall. We all gotta agree on this. Are we in or<br />
` are we out?<br />
Store keeper- Young man! Picasso! Keep this job. Get your butt back<br />
in here. Boy.<br />
SKETCH - I guess you know what that means. I'll stick with the<br />
majority on this one. But I gotta go. so I'll check<br />
y'all later.<br />
FRANKIE-- All right. Homey.<br />
SKETCH- - All right.<br />
RITA WATSON-- Peace.<br />
TAYLOR CHASE- Adieu.<br />
SKETCH- - Peace.<br />
FRANKIE-- See you. Man.<br />
RITA WATSON-- <strong>The</strong>re's no dialogue. Man. Come on. What's wrong?<br />
Mrs W- Rita Louise Watson! You better get your behind in this<br />
house now. You got homework to do!<br />
RITA WATSON- Ma! Ma. We're just chillin'!<br />
Mrs W Rita. Don't make me come down there after you.<br />
RITA WATSON- Listen. Y'all call me tonight so we can figure out a<br />
plan.
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Maria - All right.<br />
Mrs W - Rita!<br />
RITA WATSON- - See ya. On second thought. Call me in the mornin'.<br />
Peace. Y'all.<br />
FRANKIE- - All right.<br />
Margaret - We'll. See ya later. Rita.<br />
(End of Street scene)<br />
Scene 9<br />
Music Class<br />
(Class is jumping to seats after putting glue on nun’s chair)<br />
MARGARET Hey. Here she comes.<br />
deloris Well. You look like my class. Is. Uh. Something goin'<br />
on?<br />
Students chanting No. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence.<br />
deloris I saw a scene like this once in a horror movie. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
subdued an entire community by putting some kind of<br />
weird drug in the water. Is that what's going on here?<br />
All right. Uh. Today... I'd like to talk about music.<br />
'cause that's what I am. I am the music teacher. and<br />
it's what I love. Now. When you think about various<br />
people and what they like... you think. Well. This one<br />
likes this. this one likes that. Me. I'm what you call<br />
eclectic.<br />
SKETCH -- Eclectic?<br />
TANYA - What's that?<br />
FRANKIE- You plug your box into the wall and it gives you power.<br />
Stupid.<br />
AHMAL- Not electric. Eclectic. Stupid.<br />
deloris Let me simplify it for you. When I say eclectic...<br />
what I mean is. I like lots of different types of<br />
music. Opera. Rock and roll. Rap. I like it all.<br />
But my favourite. my absolute all-time favourite...<br />
are the girl groups from the '50 s and '60 s.<br />
TAYLOR CHASE - Like who?
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Students chanting - Taylor! Shut up!<br />
AHMAL- - What an idiot. Man.<br />
deloris - Ladies and gentleman...<br />
RITA WATSON- - Taylor. Shut up!<br />
deloris - Let us not badger this one who wants this information.<br />
TANYA - Hi. Are we dumb?<br />
deloris I like Patti LaBelle and the Bluebells. and I like the<br />
Supremes.<br />
TAYLOR CHASE - Who are the Supremes?<br />
TANYA - Oh. Taylor. Shut up!<br />
deloris You don't need to get physical with her.<br />
FRANKIE- - Oh. You're gonna get jumped after school. Taylor.<br />
deloris - Yes. It is a shocking question:"Who are the Supremes?"<br />
You never heard of Diana Ross?<br />
(Deloris sit down in glue)<br />
TAYLOR CHASE - Oh. Diana Ross.<br />
(Kids start snickering)<br />
deloris - Well. Let me tell you. <strong>The</strong>y were the premier group.<br />
Students chanting - Yes!<br />
!<br />
deloris - As you hear. your comrades-in-arms say. "Yes!"<br />
Because they were incredible. And what I love when I<br />
think about music...<br />
AHMAL’ JAMES About time.<br />
deloris is how you can take this type of music... and that type<br />
of music and fuse it together. Mmm!<br />
Students chanting - Fusion.<br />
deloris Yeah. Fusion. I'm really glad you're into this. <strong>The</strong><br />
best example I can give you. Now...
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(Deloris tries to get up and hears a ripping sound, the kids burst out in<br />
laughter)<br />
FRANKIE- You got busted!<br />
Students chanting Fusion! Fusion! Fusion! Fusion! Fusion! Fusion!<br />
Fusion! Fusion! Fusion!<br />
deloris darn it. Stu... Oh. Man! Yeah?<br />
Scene 10<br />
Nuns talk to Deloris about chair incident<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Now. We want you to know that we understand... and that<br />
you're quite free to leave whenever you please.<br />
I'm sure you'll be much better off in show business.<br />
Goodness knows. the money is better. I'm sure bright<br />
lights and sequins are far prettier to look at than<br />
anything we have here.<br />
deloris Do you know what I hate most about this place? <strong>The</strong>re's<br />
nothing to pick up and throw.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - We understand.<br />
deloris - Yeah.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- - Bye-bye.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Would you like a cup of tea?<br />
Scene 10<br />
Father Maurices office, with Delores eavesdropping<br />
FATHER Oh. This mustn't happen. It can't happen. It would be<br />
criminal. absolutely criminal. If this happened. St<br />
Francis' school and church have been a beacon of<br />
hope... to the people of this community for many. Many<br />
years. lf. If they close down the school. I bet...
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It would be an absolute and total disaster. You're<br />
absolutely sure that there's nothing can be done?<br />
MR CRISP - I'm afraid not. Father.<br />
FATHER - I was hoping that maybe... we could keep it open until<br />
the end of the school year.<br />
School board1- - We know it's unfortunate. - We don't like it either.<br />
School board2- <strong>The</strong> Archdiocese has decided that St Francis should<br />
close... at the end of the current semester.<br />
FATHER - Why does it have to happen so quickly?<br />
MR CRISP - You're totally in the red... with very little hope of<br />
recovery. You must realize. Father Maurice... the<br />
community contributions have been nil. <strong>The</strong> school has<br />
no outstanding academic or achievement records. I've<br />
been exploring the possibility of other uses for the<br />
property.<br />
FATHER - What?<br />
MR CRISP - Yes. And the bottom line is it's more valuable... as a<br />
parking lot than it is as a school. I'm sorry.<br />
School board1- <strong>The</strong> recommendation is to close.<br />
FATHER Well. I suppose there's nothing more to be said. Well.<br />
Thank you.<br />
School board2. You should be commended for your work... and your<br />
excellent analysis of the situation.<br />
MR CRISP Oh. Well. Thank you very much. But I do wish you'd<br />
consider my application for early retirement. After<br />
all. I have been working for the Archdiocese doing this<br />
work... for almost 30 years now. and I would just<br />
like my due.<br />
School board1-- Why. Absolutely.<br />
MR CRISP - Thank you. Thank you. Now let's go out and have some<br />
lunch now. Shall we?<br />
School board2-- Excellent idea.<br />
End of scene
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Scene 11<br />
Deloris With the 3 sisters and REVEREND MOTHER<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- - What?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- - What?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- - When?<br />
deloris - <strong>The</strong> end of the semester.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Where did you hear that?<br />
deloris I happened to be eavesdropping in s... Father Maurice's<br />
office. and I heard him talking... To a bunch of<br />
people.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Oh. We were afraid this might happen. I've been<br />
expecting it for some time.<br />
deloris - Well. What do we do now?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Well. We'll probably be reassigned...and the children<br />
will be bused to a public school in another district.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- What a stupid thing to do! This is the only school left<br />
in this community.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Well. We've gotta do something. Otherwise we're gonna<br />
lose our students...and we're not gonna get them back.<br />
deloris Well. <strong>The</strong>n I guess we are going to do something.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Now. You do mean "we." don't you? We!<br />
deloris - Yes. Yes. We!<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- You mean. You're not leaving?<br />
deloris Listen. I said I was gonna come and help. Here I am.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Thank you. Deloris.<br />
deloris - Oh. Just call me M-Mary Clarence.<br />
Outside in the hallway<br />
Scene 11a<br />
FATHER - Oh. Reverend Mother.
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REVEREND MOTHER - Oh. Father Maurice.<br />
FATHER I'd like to speak to you for a moment. My mind is<br />
consumed with trying to deal with...<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Oh. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence.<br />
FATHER - Well. Yes. As a matter of fact.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Mmm. I am familiar with the dilemma.<br />
FATHER I'm told that she presided at the ecclesiastical<br />
equivalent...of a pep rally last night.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Mm. Yes. I am aware of this.<br />
FATHER - You are? Well. How did you know?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Oh. You'll find that when one deals with <strong>Sister</strong> Mary<br />
Clarence... one is smothered with more information<br />
than one wishes to possess.<br />
FATHER Uh. I'm afraid she's becoming quite disruptive.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Well. Disruption is the way Mary Clarence communicates.<br />
FATHER I worry about raising false hopes among the children.<br />
Advise me. Reverend Mother. Eh. Tell me about your<br />
experiences with Mary Clarence.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER No. I wouldn't want to frighten you. Well. <strong>In</strong> my<br />
experience. I found it easier...and ultimately quite<br />
effective... to give Mary Clarence a free hand.<br />
FATHER Aren't her ideas extremely radical?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER If I remember correctly...the term "radical" was<br />
applied to us in our day. Or have you forgotten the<br />
trouble we caused Bishop O'Malley?<br />
FATHER Oh. Yes. Bishop O'Malley.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Give Mary Clarence a chance. If the school is on the<br />
road to closure... at least she'll make it an<br />
interesting ride.<br />
End of scene
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Scene 12<br />
Classroom scene<br />
deloris Good morning. Ladies and gentlemen. Please take your<br />
seats. Do it quickly and quietly. Welcome to the first<br />
day of your new scholastic lives. This is no longer a<br />
bird course. <strong>The</strong> bird has flown. If you want to pass<br />
this course... you gonna have to earn it. 'cause I<br />
have no problems... not one. Failing each and every<br />
one of you.<br />
SKETCH -- Yo. I never thought this was no bird course.<br />
deloris - I'm glad for you. Very. Very glad. 'cause this is a<br />
new day. Things are going to be a little different<br />
around here.<br />
FRANKIE- - Oh. Yeah?<br />
deloris - Uh-huh.<br />
FRANKIE- - Like how? Like when I talk. Fran-kay. You don't.<br />
(Deloris grabs a note being passed)<br />
deloris Is this somethin' you wanna share with the rest of the<br />
class?<br />
TANYA - No. I'm just kickin' it with my girl.<br />
deloris - Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or<br />
I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that?<br />
MARGARET - Cold.<br />
deloris - Put 'em away. And you. This is not Elizabeth Arden.<br />
Miss Thing. You want to beat that mug of yours. You do<br />
it at home before you come to my class. You understand<br />
me? Put it away. And you. Sketch. I like you a lot.<br />
But I don't want you... Catchin' Z's in my class no<br />
more.<br />
SKETCH - I be tired. I got a job ...<br />
deloris Baby. Save it for Oprah. This is a brand-new day.<br />
Ladies and gentlemen. A brand-new day. We're gonna<br />
start with respect. You're gonna respect me. and I'm<br />
gonna respect you. And the first thing you're gonna<br />
do. gentlemen. Is take off those hats.<br />
(Class giggling)
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deloris This is a brand-new day. I guess that means you're<br />
gonna be combin' your hair before you come to my class.<br />
And I know you laughin' over there. So you think this<br />
is very funny. Miss Thing? <strong>The</strong>re is no sun in this<br />
room. You will not get a tan. Take off those<br />
sunglasses. That goes for you too. If they're not<br />
prescription. I don't wanna see 'em. I want to see<br />
you. I want to look into your eyes. I want you to be<br />
able to look into mine. Yes. Miss Watson?<br />
RITA WATSON- We don't want no new way. <strong>The</strong> old way was fine for us.<br />
Right?<br />
Students chanting - Right.<br />
Students chanting - That's right.<br />
RITA WATSON- Okay. So if you're gonna fail us. then you might as<br />
well go ahead... 'cause. Um. I ain't doin' nothin'.<br />
deloris Fine. That's how you feel. there's the door. Don't let<br />
it hit you in the butts on your way out.<br />
SKETCH - Yo. Yo. Sis. I can't afford to fail this class.<br />
deloris Hey. You better tell your friends you can't afford to<br />
fail this class.<br />
TAYLOR CHASE My parents wouldn't be pleased.<br />
RITA WATSON- Come on. Y'all. We. We ain't gotta take this from her.<br />
Come on. Shi... Sketch. come on, man. Fran-kay?<br />
FRANKIE- - Yo. Rita. You know I'm usually down for stuff like<br />
this... but. Yo. I'm gonna take care of business this<br />
time.<br />
deloris A little lonely out on that limb by yourself. Miss<br />
Watson?<br />
RITA WATSON- So much for friendship. (Rita walks out of class)<br />
(Song in the background)<br />
If you wanna be somebody<br />
If you wanna<br />
go somewhere<br />
You better wake up<br />
and pay attention<br />
deloris All right. Let's get down to business. ladies and<br />
gentlemen. You wanna go somewhere and you wanna be<br />
somebody... you better wake up and pay attention.
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(song)<br />
If you wanna be somebody<br />
If you wanna<br />
go somewhere<br />
You better wake up<br />
and pay attention<br />
Pay attention, wake up, baby<br />
You gotta wake up,<br />
Scene 13<br />
Conference room with fathers and nuns<br />
Honey. 'cause the real world is out there.<br />
And they don't care how hip you think you are...<br />
or who you kick it with. It don't matter. If you don't<br />
have an education. you don't have anything. And<br />
that's the truth. Honey.<br />
deloris But we cannot do it by ourselves. We need the help.<br />
I mean. We're here for the children. right? If not for<br />
them. For who? Look. Let's start with the curriculum.<br />
Okay? Let's talk about boring.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- I can barely stay awake to teach it.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- I have some good ideas for goosing up sex ed. And what<br />
are we gonna do about the graffiti? It's awful. I<br />
mean. Not that a bucket of paint couldn't fix it.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - I'd love to see us teach new math.<br />
deloris - Yes!<br />
FATHER THOMAS No. No. You've got to face facts. We're closing down.<br />
deloris Yes. We may be closing. but we're not closed yet. So<br />
why don't we go out with a little class?<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 14<br />
Classroom scene<br />
deloris Come on. People. let's hear it again.<br />
Students chanting If you wanna be somebody. if you wanna go somewhere...<br />
you better wake up and pay attention.
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deloris - Come on. Make me believe what you're sayin'.<br />
TANYA - Can we waken this up a little?<br />
deloris - Well. Yeah. If you think you can.<br />
MARGARET - Okay. Tonya.<br />
TANYA (singing) If you wanna be somebody<br />
Students singing<br />
If you wanna<br />
go somewhere<br />
You better wake up<br />
and pay attention<br />
If you wanna be somebody<br />
If you wanna<br />
go somewhere<br />
You better wake up<br />
and pay attention<br />
deloris Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Talk about<br />
a wake-up call. Where did this come from?<br />
TANYA Well. This is a music class. Isn't it?<br />
deloris Yes. This is a music class. Are you tellin' me you guys<br />
can sing? No. Really. That was great! My... I just<br />
figured out how I'm gonna get you through this music<br />
class. Oh. No. Really? Yes. Yes. I'm gonna turn you<br />
guys into a choir.<br />
FRANKIE- Nope!<br />
SKETCH - Come on. I mean. Most choirs are just a bunch of<br />
people... singing wack songs that nobody care about.<br />
deloris Maybe not. Maybe not.<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 15a<br />
SKETCH - Look. Sis. I think we should just 86 this choir<br />
thing. I mean. Some of us actually got reps to think<br />
about.
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FRANKIE- Hey. Yo. Word up. If we start wearin' robes and singin'<br />
hymns and all that... My homeboys are gonna think we're<br />
a bunch of punks. Right<br />
AHMAL- - Slim. That's not true. Man.<br />
FRANKIE- - And I ain't with that. - That's not really true.<br />
AHMAL- 'Cause in Nigeria. Singin' and wearin' ceremonial robes<br />
is a mark of honor.<br />
SKETCH -- Oh. Man!<br />
AHMAL- - <strong>In</strong> fact. It was...<br />
FRANKIE- - Spare us Roots, man! All I'm sayin' is. Can't we sing<br />
somethin' that ain't gonna get the crap kicked out of<br />
us. Yo?<br />
deloris Now. I understand you gotta think about your image...<br />
'cause image is very important to everybody. Because.<br />
Of course. Your friends are gonna dictate your<br />
actions... through your life. So. Hey. I wouldn't want<br />
you to step away from them and be an individual.<br />
That would almost be too much.<br />
FATHER THOMAS Oh. That's very funny. I'm sure you still won't be as<br />
humorous... after you talk to Father Maurice who wants<br />
to see you right now!<br />
Scene 16<br />
Father’s office<br />
FATHER <strong>Sister</strong>. During school hours. we are responsible for the<br />
children. <strong>The</strong>y can't go on a field trip without<br />
parental consent.<br />
deloris Okay. I'll buy that. I made a mistake. I'm sorry. It<br />
will never happen again.<br />
FATHER <strong>In</strong>deed. It won't. because from right now...<br />
authorized or unauthorized field trips are cancelled.<br />
deloris Bu... But why?<br />
FATHER <strong>Sister</strong>. <strong>In</strong> a very. Very short time. St Francis will<br />
close for good. I'd like that time to be safe and<br />
pleasant for everyone concerned. Do I make myself<br />
clear?
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deloris - Yes. Abundantly. - Thank you.<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 18<br />
Old music room<br />
deloris This used to be the old music room. <strong>The</strong> acoustics in<br />
this room are incredible. You can't buy them.<br />
Maria - Oh. Look.<br />
FRANKIE- - It's like a monster's crypt.<br />
MARGARET Oh. God. This is gross.<br />
FRANKIE- Oh. No. This is wack. This is wack.<br />
deloris Come on. You guys. I'd hate to see those spiders...<br />
get into those weaves I know some of you are wearing. I<br />
can tell.<br />
TANYA Let's go.<br />
SKETCH - Go. Go. Go. C'mere. C'mere. Bugs.<br />
deloris Now. Does anybody play an instrument?<br />
danny I can play piano.<br />
deloris - C'mere. - Yeah. Right.<br />
FRANKIE- - He can play that? - Oh. He can. Wait.<br />
deloris It. It. It still has some sound in it. Gimme an "A" on<br />
this. see if it works. See? Very nice. Very nice.<br />
Okay. Let's see. Sketch. "Mary Had a Little Lamb."<br />
Go ahead. Sing it.<br />
SKETCH -- Yo. I don't sing. I rap.<br />
FRANKIE- Yeah. That's right. I rap. Too. But you wouldn't know<br />
anything about that. Now would you?<br />
deloris Oh. Well. Excuse me. Fran-kay. Hey-ho. I happen to be<br />
a big fan of Run D.N.A.<br />
AHMAL- Run D.M. C... my sister. Run D.M.C.
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deloris He got it. It was a joke. Will you lighten up? Look.<br />
I like Big Daddy Kane. Okay? Will you just rap for me.<br />
Please?<br />
FRANKIE- Oh. You wanna hear "Mary Had a Little Lamb." right?<br />
deloris - Yeah.<br />
FRANKIE- - Check it.<br />
Mary had a little lamb.<br />
SKETCH -- Feet was white as snow.<br />
FRANKIE- - Her. Her. Her fleece. Yo.<br />
SKETCH -- Oh. Okay.<br />
FRANKIE- - Okay. Mary had a little lamb.<br />
SKETCH -- Her fleece was white as snow.<br />
FRANKIE- - And yo. And everywhere that Mary went.<br />
SKETCH -- <strong>The</strong> lamb was sure to go.<br />
FRANKIE- - Boo. Yah! Boo. Yah.<br />
SKETCH -- Boo. Yah!<br />
deloris Not bad. So. We'll go on. Ahmal. Sing for me.<br />
kids- Come on. Ahmal.<br />
kids- Come on. Ahmal.<br />
AHMAL- (singing) Mary had a little lamb Lamb Yeah!<br />
deloris A little tentative. But hey. we can work on that. That<br />
was very nice.<br />
AHMAL- Well. You know. Shaka Zula said word sounds have power.<br />
FRANKIE- Yeah. Well Chaka Khan said. "It's my thing." So what?<br />
deloris Tanya. Let's hear it. "Mary had a little lamb."<br />
Tanya- (singing) Mary had a little lamb<br />
deloris That was beautiful! Go ahead. Girl. You just saved that<br />
lamb's life. No lamb chops tonight. Huh? Very nice.<br />
What do you say we try it. just for fun. As a group?<br />
Huh? You up for that?
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Students (singing) Mary had a little lamb<br />
On three... Give me an "A." He's so multitalented.<br />
isn't he? That was very nice the way you did that.<br />
Well. Thank you. Yes. All right. On three.<br />
One. Two. Three.<br />
deloris Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay! Maybe I went a little too fast<br />
for you. Okay? We'll. We'll go back and take it nice<br />
and slow. Uh. Maria. Let me hear "Mary Had a Little<br />
Lamb."<br />
Tanya- Come on. Maria.<br />
deloris - What's the matter? - C'mon. Maria. What's up?<br />
TAYLOR CHASE - Come on. Maria.<br />
SKETCH -- She's shy. She's just shy.<br />
deloris What?<br />
Maria I don't know "Mary Had a Little Lamb."<br />
Students chanting - Oh.<br />
FRANKIE- - Oh. No!<br />
deloris Hey. Hey. Hey. hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Excuse me! It's not<br />
funny. It is not Maria's fault...<br />
FRANKIE- - No?<br />
deloris if she does not know that Mary had a lamb. It is not<br />
and I say this to you... it is not Maria's fault...<br />
because maybe. Maybe where Maria came from. Mary had a<br />
dog.<br />
AHMAL- - Yes!<br />
deloris - Or a little kitty cat. Or a little baldheaded brother<br />
named Bart. It is not her fault that she doesn't know<br />
it... and we're not gonna hold that against her. Are<br />
we?<br />
Students chanting - Nah!<br />
deloris - No. We are not. You sing whatever it is that is in you<br />
to sing.
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Students chanting - Right.<br />
deloris - All right.<br />
Maria Thank you. Okay. Uh...<br />
- (singing) <strong>The</strong> love boat<br />
-<br />
Students chanting - Ah. Don't sing that.<br />
Maria-(singing) Soon will be making another run All aboard!<br />
Deloris Okay. Okay. Stop. “<strong>The</strong> Love Boat."<br />
All right. All right. That's nice. That's...<br />
Mary Lazarus this is your soul mate.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Do you know the theme song from Gilligan's Island, too?<br />
I do. It's one of my favorites.<br />
Deloris Listen. You guys. This is not about whether you can<br />
sing or not. We know you can sing. We've heard you do<br />
it. This is about singing together as a group. Hit<br />
it! All right. On three. One. Two...<br />
(Rita outside looking in Deloris motions inviting her to join,<br />
Rita walks away.)<br />
Scene 20<br />
Piano scene Tonya and Rita<br />
Tonya (Singing)<br />
When Jesus is<br />
My portion<br />
A constant friend<br />
Is He<br />
His eye<br />
Is on the sparrow<br />
Tonya I mess up on that part every time!<br />
<strong>The</strong> sparrow<br />
Tonya What's the matter. Rita?<br />
RITA WATSON- That was beautiful.<br />
Tonya Don't even try. Girl. 'cause you can sang. Too.<br />
RITA WATSON- Yeah. But you got that type of voice. you could really<br />
make it.<br />
Tonya Uh-uh. This is for church. What's wrong with you. Girl?
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RITA WATSON- I don't know. I just been thinkin' about things.<br />
My mother thinks singin' is a dead end. No security.<br />
Tonya And that's cool. Rita. But what do you think?<br />
RITA WATSON- I don't know.<br />
Tonya Look. Let's do the song I was doin'... but this time<br />
let's do it together.<br />
RITA WATSON- I can't sing with you. Girl.<br />
Tonya C'mon. I know you're with it. You take the top.<br />
and I'll take the bottom. Just try it.<br />
RITA WATSON- - All right.<br />
Tonya & RITA WATSON- (singing)<br />
I sing<br />
Because I'm happy<br />
Because I'm happy<br />
And I sing<br />
Because I'm free<br />
Because<br />
His eye<br />
Is on the sparrow<br />
(nun walks up)<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Please don't stop.<br />
Tonya I'll see you later. Rita. (Tonya leaves)<br />
RITA WATSON- Yeah.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- You have a beautiful voice.<br />
RITA WATSON- So what?<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- So? So why aren't you in the choir? I know you want to<br />
be.<br />
RITA WATSON- Yeah. Well. <strong>The</strong>re are a lot of things I wanna do. But I<br />
ain't gonna get to do 'em. So...<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Yeah. I know. I. I used to feel that way. Too. You<br />
know. You should talk to <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence. She<br />
helped me so much. Um. Rita? You're just barely 17
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Now. How do you know what you're going to get to do and<br />
not do?<br />
RITA WATSON- Have you walked around this neighborhood lately? I'm<br />
not exactly livin' in the land of opportunity. I might<br />
want to sing. but it ain't gonna happen. So. What's<br />
the point?<br />
Welcome to the real world. <strong>Sister</strong>.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Rita? Ri-Rita! Rita? Rita. You...<br />
Scene 20a<br />
(SMC see Rita leave)<br />
Deloris What's the matter? This chick's got a lot of attitude.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- No. No. No. I think it's deeper than that. Si...<br />
Delor... Uh. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence... I think that she<br />
needs help.<br />
Deloris Well. Why you lookin' at me?<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Well. Okay. I thought that maybe you could help her.<br />
You know. Kind of the way you helped me?<br />
Deloris No. No. No. No. You were different.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Look. She really. really wants to sing.<br />
Deloris She any good?<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Oh. Yes. Yeah. I think so. God bless you.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence.<br />
Deloris All right. All right. Chapel time.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT-- God bless you.<br />
deloris- Now. Get in there.<br />
Scene 20b<br />
(Deloris caught up with Rita)<br />
Deloris Ah. Rita! Hey!<br />
RITA WATSON-- What?
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Deloris Listen. You have just a little bit more attitude than I<br />
like... but I've decided I'm gonna dog you no matter<br />
what. Okay?<br />
RITA WATSON-- I'm listenin' to you. Go ahead.<br />
deloris- Okay. I know you want to sing. See. I love to sing.<br />
Nothing makes me happier. I either wanted to be a<br />
singer or the head of the Ice Capades. Hey. Do you<br />
know who the Ice Capades are?<br />
Don't roll your eyes. <strong>The</strong>y were very cool.<br />
I went to my mother. who gave me this book...<br />
called Letters To A Young Poet. Rainer Maria Rilke.<br />
He's a fabulous writer. A fellow used to write to him<br />
and say:<br />
"I want to be a writer. Please read my stuff."<br />
And Rilke says to this guy: "Don't ask me about being a<br />
writer. lf. When you wake up in the morning. you can<br />
think of nothing but writing... then you're a writer."<br />
I'm gonna say the same thing to you.<br />
If you wake up in the mornin' and you can't think of<br />
anything but singin' first... then you're supposed to<br />
be a singer. Girl.<br />
RITA WATSON- What's the point of your story. <strong>Sister</strong>? ... What's the<br />
point?<br />
Deloris Read the book. And don't roll your eyes about the Ice<br />
Capades. It was a very good living. I just want<br />
to point that out.<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 21<br />
(Classroom kids singing scales, Rita rejoins class)<br />
Deloris That's good. Let's try some energy. Hey!<br />
And as a group. From the diaphragm.<br />
(Rita walks in and joins class)<br />
Welcome back. Hey! Let's do Fran-kay. Hey!<br />
Hey! Ho! Hey! See. Go right down the scale.<br />
Okay. La Ouch.<br />
Yes. Go on. Go on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Okay. You got it? This is so corny. What were you<br />
doin' spinnin' this around?<br />
Deloris Now. Listen. You're always talkin' about Shaka Zulu.
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Oh, happy day<br />
Oh, happy day<br />
AHMAL- Oh, happy day<br />
Do you think Shaka Zulu could repel a bunch of<br />
troops... ith a little teeny-tiny voice like you're<br />
usin'? Here. Gimme "Oh. Happy Day" in "C."<br />
You listen to what I'm gonna do. Okay?<br />
This is you.<br />
That ain't gonna scare nobody. Shaka.<br />
That's what I want you to do. Okay?<br />
Take it up a half a step for me. All right. Repel me.<br />
Deloris That ain't gonna scare nobody!<br />
AHMAL- Oh, happy day<br />
Deloris See. Now you've got it.<br />
Class scales and teaching scene over<br />
Scene 22<br />
(Assembly with choir)<br />
Deloris Okay. You guys. Relax. Okay? Take a deep breath.<br />
Be fine! Don't worry. You ready?<br />
(Class singing)<br />
Oh, happy day<br />
Oh, happy day<br />
Oh, happy day<br />
deloris C'mere. C'mere and stand over here.<br />
-<br />
Oh, happy day<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- Washed my sins away<br />
deloris- Y'all gonna have to do better than this.<br />
- Oh, happy day<br />
- Oh, happy day<br />
- Oh, happy day
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deloris- All right. You guys. Take your cue from me.<br />
You.<br />
- Sing.<br />
‘AHMAL’ JAMES- Oh, happy day.<br />
Oh, happy day<br />
- Oh, happy day<br />
- Oh, happy day<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When my Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
He washed my sins away<br />
deloris- Let's party. –<br />
He taught me how<br />
Oh, he taught me how<br />
- To wash<br />
- To wash, to wash<br />
- Fight and pray<br />
- To fight and pray<br />
Fight and pray<br />
- And he taught me how to live rejoicing<br />
- And live<br />
- Rejoicing<br />
- Yes, He did, oh yeah<br />
- Every<br />
- Every<br />
- Every day<br />
- Every day<br />
- Oh, yeah<br />
- Every day<br />
Oh, oh, happy day<br />
Oh, happy day<br />
- Oh, happy day, yeah<br />
- Oh, happy day<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When my Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- When Jesus washed<br />
- My sins away<br />
- Oh, happy day<br />
Come on, I'm talkin'<br />
'bout happy days
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- Oh, happy day<br />
- Oh, yeah<br />
- Sing it, sing it,<br />
sing it, yeah, yeah<br />
- Oh, happy day<br />
- I'm talkin' 'bout<br />
- Oh, oh, happy day<br />
Deloris Take your bow. Go on. Take a bow. All right!<br />
Ladies and gentlemen... I believe we are now a choir.<br />
Scene over<br />
Scene 23 discovered trophies<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Show me the man<br />
that a woman can trust. So. Where does it say.<br />
"On the eighth day he dusted"?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick-- Look at all these trophies.<br />
"All State Music Competition. 1971, 1970, 1969 .<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT-- Wow!<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Looks like this school's been winning competitions for<br />
a long time.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Yeah. Do you think they still have these contests?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Focus.<br />
Scene 23a Classroom<br />
Contest announcement<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- What if I told you that we have just entered you all...<br />
in the All State Music Competition?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- - Six weeks from Saturday in Hollywood! Hollywood?<br />
Deloris - What?<br />
Students chanting - Let's go!<br />
AHMAL JAMES- We be doin' some crazy stuff. Man!<br />
MARGARET- Oh. My God. That is so cool!
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<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Well. <strong>Sister</strong>. You put this choir together. We took our<br />
cue from you. And we found out that in the past. This<br />
school has won a lot of competitions. What's the<br />
matter with you kids? Don't you have any faith in<br />
yourselves? We have faith in you.<br />
TANYA- Hollywood. - W-W-Wait. Are you sure we're good enough<br />
to compete against other choirs? I mean. Right now<br />
I don't think so.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Y-You could be if you rehearse every day before class<br />
and after school. So. How 'bout it?<br />
RITA WATSON-- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. <strong>Sister</strong>s. <strong>Sister</strong>s! We<br />
need to discuss this. I mean. What's up. Y'all?<br />
Y'all ready for an all-state thing?<br />
Students chanting No. No! Absolutely not! You guys. No. We shouldn't go.<br />
FRANKIE-- ` Oh. Yo! C'mon. Y'all. Don't be a bunch of punks. Man.<br />
Listen. Nobody has ever cared what we was good at...<br />
except for <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence and her homegirls up<br />
there. you know what I'm sayin'?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus-- Oh. Fran-kay!<br />
FRANKIE-- Her and her sisters were hookin' us up. Yo. Plus. We<br />
can go to Hollywood. You know what I'm sayin'?<br />
Hollywood!<br />
MARGARET Wait a minute! What're we gonna wear?<br />
TANYA- Airhead!<br />
SG5 - Clothes. Margaret.<br />
SG4 You guys. You guys. Come on. You guys. We owe this to<br />
ourselves. I think we should do it.<br />
SG6- What about our boyfriends?<br />
MARGARET- Yeah. Oh. Please. Jessica. - Well. Y'all.<br />
SG6 there may be some all-boy choirs at this competition.<br />
TANYA- We're in.<br />
MARGARET- We're in.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- And I say that if we win this thing. <strong>The</strong>n the<br />
Archdiocese is gonna be pleased as punch.<br />
And maybe we'll have a prayer to keep this school open.<br />
Eh?
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<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus-- Right.<br />
Deloris So. Does this mean we're going to the all-state<br />
competition?<br />
Students chanting - Yes!<br />
Students chanting - Yes!<br />
FRANKIE- Let's turn this mother out and rock the house! Dope!<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- <strong>The</strong>y wouldn't bring drugs in here. Would they?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick-- No.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT-- No.<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 24<br />
Fathers office scene<br />
FATHER No. No. Absolutely not!<br />
Deloris How can you keep saying no? Now. You've heard them.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y're good. <strong>The</strong>y are so ready for this.<br />
FATHER <strong>Sister</strong>. Once again you've made a promise to the<br />
students that you can't keep. Now. I told you before.<br />
Field trips are absolutely out of the question!<br />
Deloris This is not a field trip. This is something that can<br />
save the school.<br />
FATHER- You have my answer.<br />
deloris- And it's the wrong one!<br />
FATHER <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence! You're being insubordinate.<br />
Deloris I know. And. Uh. Surely you can understand why. I mean.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se kids have worked so hard for this.. and they're<br />
good. they're really good. <strong>The</strong>y could win! Y...<br />
This school used to win that competition every year.<br />
Every year they won. Now. Come on. If they're gonna<br />
close this school. Let's go out with a bang.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Yes. Let her. Very awesome.
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FATHER Well...Very well. <strong>The</strong>n. you seem to have the support of<br />
everyone. So I'll... I'll give my permission.<br />
(SISTER MARY ROBERT- Father Ignatius Father Thomas and Deloris clap)<br />
FATHER You've got to raise the money yourself. And you've got<br />
to get parental consent for each child.<br />
Deloris I can do that. That is not a problem. Thank you.<br />
Thank you. Thank you. My brothers.<br />
Come on.<br />
(End of scene)<br />
Scene 25<br />
Rita’s house<br />
(Rita at home with headphones on)<br />
RITA WATSON- (SINGING)<br />
Everything<br />
Everything<br />
Joyful, joyful<br />
Joy...<br />
J... Joy...<br />
Fill us with<br />
the light of day<br />
Fill us with<br />
the light of...<br />
Fill us with<br />
the light<br />
Mrs W- Rita?<br />
RITA WATSON--<br />
Come and join the chor...<br />
Mighty chorus<br />
Which the mornin'...<br />
Father of love<br />
is rising o'er...<br />
- Ooh ooh ooh<br />
Mrs W- Rita?<br />
RITA WATSON- Mama. What are you doing home so early?<br />
Mrs W Mrs Gibbs needs me to do her hair.
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- What are you doin'?<br />
RITA WATSON-- I was just foolin' around with some stuff.<br />
Mrs W- Give me that. Please.<br />
RITA WATSON-- Huh?<br />
Mrs W Give me that. And the ipod. Too.<br />
What is this?<br />
RITA WATSON- It's just some music. Ma. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence wants<br />
us to learn it... for the choir.<br />
Mrs W Now. Just when were you gonna tell me that you're in a<br />
choir? Rita. How many times do we have to go through<br />
this? Singing does not put food on the table. Singing<br />
does not pay the bills. Singing is no guarantee to a<br />
future. even if you have got talent.<br />
RITA WATSON- - Mama. Did you know I can sing?<br />
Mrs W - So could your daddy. And he died still tryin' to make<br />
it.<br />
RITA WATSON- But what does that have to do with me? Mom. We're.<br />
we're a good choir. they want to take us to this allstate<br />
music competition. We could win. We're good.<br />
Mrs W- Baby. If you want to win in life. then keep your<br />
nose...<strong>In</strong> them books and out of the clouds.<br />
RITA WATSON-- Mommy. If you could just listen to me. Let me explain.<br />
Mrs W Baby. I know how you feel. Really. I do. But there<br />
are a lot of talented people right down there on the<br />
streets...singin' their "shoulda-coulda-woulda's."<br />
Now. Is that how you want to end up?<br />
RITA WATSON-- you kNow That's not what I wa...<br />
Mrs W Good! <strong>The</strong>n you don't have time for any choir 'cause you<br />
got to study.<br />
RITA WATSON- Mommy. We have a chance of winning.<br />
Mrs W <strong>The</strong> choir and the competition are out.<br />
RITA WATSON- - Mommy.<br />
Mrs W - If you "But. Mama" me one more time...
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RITA WATSON- Yes. Ma'am.<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 26<br />
Nuns planning fundraiser and competition<br />
Now. I said the choir and the competition is out. You<br />
understand?<br />
Deloris As far as I can tell. With food and lodging and<br />
costumes and transportation and gas...<br />
This is gonna cost us about $2000.00<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT-- Oh. My!<br />
Deloris which is a lot of money. Ah.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Don't look at me. I took a vow of poverty.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- <strong>The</strong> only person I can think of that ever made money as<br />
a nun: Sally Field. God love her.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- $2000 ? Might as well be a million!<br />
Deloris I mean. It's absolutely do-able. I just think we have<br />
to get the community involved.<br />
It's about time this community took care of the school.<br />
I mean. All the kids go here.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- - Yeah. That's true.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick-- We could have a car wash... - I think that's the only<br />
way.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick-- Or a bake sale.<br />
RITA WATSON-- <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT-- Hey! Oh. Rita. I'm glad you're here. Um. Would you<br />
take one of these consent form and make sure that your<br />
mom signs it?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- - If we can raise the buckaroos. Ha.<br />
RITA WATSON- Look. I need to talk to you. I have to quit the choir.<br />
I got a lot of reasons I can't explain. And I'm sorry;<br />
but I gotta leave the choir.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Give us back our consent form.<br />
deloris- Stop that!
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<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- - Well.<br />
Scene over<br />
Scene 27<br />
Rita’s house Deloris knocks…<br />
Mrs W Just a minute. Please.<br />
Deloris Hi. I'm. Uh. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence. L...<br />
Mrs W I know who you are. What can I do for you. <strong>Sister</strong>?<br />
Deloris Well. Uh. Rita left the choir...and I was kinda hopin'<br />
I could get you to talk her into comin' back.<br />
Mrs W Oh. I don't think I can do that. You know something.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong>. I really don't want to discuss this with you.<br />
As you can see. I've got some work to do. And. Uh. If<br />
you'll excuse me. good day to you.<br />
Mrs Wilson closes the door in sisters face scene over<br />
Scene 28<br />
Fundraising scene<br />
Deloris Hey. We're here to collect some money from you.<br />
That means we need your help.<br />
We're not playing. Put that basket out there!<br />
Get that money. Give that money. Baby. Give that<br />
money. C'mon. Girls. You do what I do.<br />
- Hey!<br />
- Ahh!<br />
Get up off of that thing<br />
and dance till you feel better<br />
Get up off of that thing<br />
Just try to release that pressure<br />
Sing!<br />
Get up off of that thing<br />
- Go 'head. Girl.<br />
- Dance till you feel better<br />
- Hey!<br />
- Get up off of that thing<br />
Try to release<br />
that pressure<br />
Callin'out<br />
around the world
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Are you ready for<br />
a brand-new beat<br />
Sing it if you know it.<br />
Summer's here<br />
and the time is right<br />
For dancin'<br />
in the street<br />
- Get down!<br />
- <strong>The</strong>y're dancin'in Chicago<br />
Get up!<br />
- And down in New Orleans<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
- Yeah!<br />
- <strong>In</strong> New York City<br />
Dancin'in the street<br />
- Oh, it doesn't matter<br />
what you wear<br />
- Oh. Yeah!<br />
Just a long as<br />
you are there<br />
So, come on<br />
Every guy grab a girl<br />
Everywhere<br />
around the world<br />
- <strong>The</strong>y'll be dancin'<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
- <strong>The</strong>y're dancin'in the street<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
This is an invitation<br />
across the nation<br />
A chance for folks to meet<br />
- Get up off of that thing<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
I said get up off of that thing<br />
All right! All right!<br />
- Get up off of that thing<br />
- Come on up.<br />
- No. You're right.<br />
- You okay?<br />
- Okay.<br />
- Okay.<br />
Get up off of that thing<br />
You're all right.<br />
- Okay.<br />
- Get up off of that thing<br />
Ow! Ow! Ow!<br />
- I said get up off of that thing<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
I'm done now. I'm goin'.<br />
Get up off of that thing<br />
<strong>In</strong> the street<br />
Oh! Oh! Oh!<br />
- Get up off of that thing<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Get up off of that thing<br />
Hey! Hey! I said<br />
just get up off of that thing<br />
I'm goin'. Thanks.<br />
- Get up off of that thing<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
- I said get up off of that thing<br />
- Dancin'in the street<br />
Ah!<br />
Scene over,<br />
Scene 29<br />
money counting scene next<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick And the grand total is. minus expenses...<br />
Drumroll. Please. $1920<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Wow! That oughta get us down there and back. Ooh!<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT You're... You're not driving again. Are you?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Listen. I can drive anything on wheels. You have a<br />
problem with that?<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT - Uh-uh.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus C'mon. It's been a long day. We all better get to bed.<br />
C'mon.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT Yeah. Yeah. We got a lot to do in a few days. Oh. And<br />
don't forget to get the consent forms from the kids.<br />
Deloris Ha. All right. What?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - Nothing. No. Something.<br />
Deloris - What?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick I just... I just can't believe you came here and did it<br />
again. I mean. You m-m-made all this happen.<br />
Everything's gonna be fine now.<br />
Deloris You think so?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick I really think so.<br />
Deloris Thanks. Do you want some help?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - Please.<br />
Deloris - All right.
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<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Look. We have another helper. Oh. Go get it. Hurry up.<br />
Deloris I don't know about you sometimes. You. You just scare<br />
me.<br />
Scene 30<br />
End of scene<br />
Kids confront Rita about quitting<br />
FRANKIE Yeah!<br />
Maria Yo. look who it is. Man.<br />
TANYA - Hey. Yo. Rita!<br />
SKETCH -- Yo. Rita! C'mere!<br />
Maria - Yo. What's up. Rita?<br />
MARGARET - Hey. What's up with her?<br />
Maria So. Uh. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence said you quit the choir.<br />
RITA WATSON Yeah. I did. So?<br />
Maria So. <strong>In</strong>quiring minds want to know.<br />
MARGARET - Yeah.<br />
RITA WATSON - If I want to quit the choir. that's my business.<br />
FRANKIE Sometimes I feel that this whole choir gig's a big joke<br />
to everybody. Yo!<br />
AHMAL- I'm sure we'll have a. Uh. plethora of other<br />
opportunities.<br />
Students chanting - Yeah. <strong>The</strong> kid's right. Right!<br />
SKETCH - Rita. look. We got a real shot. You know. If we're<br />
ever gonna do anything worth somethin'...<br />
we've got to stick together. I mean. Don't you<br />
understand? This is all we got. This is all right<br />
here. You have to be down. I want you to. Rita.<br />
FRANKIE Bye. Rita!<br />
End of scene
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Scene 31<br />
Boarding the bus<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Come along. Children. Quickly now. Quickly. Okay.<br />
Margaret.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - <strong>The</strong>re! Ooh! Oh. This is a mess.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER - Is that everybody now? We've got<br />
RITA WATSON Wait for me! Wait for me. Thank you. <strong>Sister</strong>.<br />
Deloris Nice to see you.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Oh! Excuse me. Consent form. A must.<br />
Thank you.<br />
Deloris - Now. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 32<br />
Father’s office<br />
MR CRISP - Look what I found in the library.<br />
FATHER - "Deloris Van Cartier."<br />
MR CRISP - Mm-hmm.<br />
FATHER - A lounge singer?<br />
MR CRISP - I knew I'd seen her somewhere before.<br />
FATHER "Girlfriend of a vicious mobster." Oh. Dear! A gun<br />
moll.<br />
MR CRISP <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Christine... Uh. Clift...<br />
Uh. <strong>Sister</strong>... <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Fake!<br />
FATHER I'll have to call the officials and remove St Francis<br />
from competition at once!<br />
MR CRISP Well. No. No. I don't think that's such a good idea.<br />
FATHER Well. What would you suggest?<br />
MR CRISP Well. She's our responsibility. I think we should<br />
handle it personally.<br />
End of scene
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Scene 33<br />
Drive to LA Father angry driving the van…<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Thomas. You don't usually drive.<br />
Perhaps one of us who has a driver's license should<br />
take...<br />
FATHER THOMAS Nonsense!<br />
FATHER Thomas. Uh. Thomas. I know... I know you're busy.<br />
but see that little stick on the left there?<br />
That... That's your turning signal.<br />
FATHER THOMAS - Yeah!<br />
FATHER Perhaps... Perhaps the other drivers wouldn't be so<br />
hostile... if you'd consider using it.<br />
FATHER THOMAS I've had enough of this. Where in the Sam Hill did you<br />
people learn how to drive?<br />
All Fathers except Thomas- No! Turn!<br />
FATHER THOMAS - Jackass!<br />
MR CRISP - Thomas! Jesus Christ!<br />
Scene 34<br />
Rita’s House<br />
End of scene<br />
Mrs W Rita! I'm home. Rita? Rita. Rita?<br />
(reads Rita’s note) "Dear Mama. I went to the All State Music Competition.<br />
I never meant to hurt you. but I had to follow my<br />
heart. Please forgive me. I love you. Rita."<br />
End of scene
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Scene 35<br />
At the competition<br />
Announcer - Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. ladies and gentlemen...<br />
to the th Annual All State Music Competition...<br />
a gathering of the most talented young musicians...<br />
in the state of California.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Let's go. Margaret. That is Margaret. Isn't it?<br />
I can't tell who it is under all that paint. Hello?<br />
MARGARET <strong>Sister</strong>. I hate this thing. I mean. It does absolutely<br />
nothing for my figure. Could I wear something tighter<br />
you know. More form-fitting?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - No. Dear. Listen to me. You're here to impress those<br />
judges with your beautiful voice... not your heinie.<br />
Come on. Let's go.<br />
Choir 1<br />
- He sent His man<br />
- He sent His man<br />
- Unto her day<br />
- Unto her day<br />
- To tell where she<br />
- To tell where she<br />
- Was waiting<br />
- Was where<br />
- And all she said<br />
- And oh when will she be<br />
Maria - Oh. Rita. Look what you did!<br />
RITA WATSON - Oh. Maria. I'm sorry.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick I know. Put one on the other side. Start a fashion<br />
trend.<br />
AHMAL- You know. <strong>The</strong> women of the Mangbetu tribes...<br />
put lines on their cheeks as signs of fertility. Maria.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - Well. On second thought. Off. Take it off. Take it off<br />
now. Please.<br />
RITA WATSON - I got it.<br />
Maria - Thanks.<br />
FRANKIE - Dang. Man! Dang!<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - What. What. What. What. What?
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FRANKIE Look. This thing ripped. Now what the heck am I<br />
supposed to do now. Huh?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Listen to me. Don't fret. My mother used to say.<br />
"Nothing is impossible if you always carry with you...<br />
a little bit of faith and a big roll of duct tape."<br />
- Hello!<br />
SKETCH -- Oh. Man! Look at my hair! Yo. Frankie. you like my<br />
hair. Man?<br />
FRANKIE No. I think it looks like a bowl of lard and you look<br />
wack.<br />
SKETCH - Man. I'm just gonna wash it out.<br />
Maria I'm so nervous. L-I think I'm gonna throw up. L-I don't<br />
think I can go on.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Just think of it this way: Never mind how you feel.<br />
Think how great you're gonna make them feel. That<br />
audience. when y'all sing so beautifully.<br />
Now. Take a deep breath. and yawn.<br />
See how that relaxes you? Ooh. My!<br />
Announcer Now. From San Diego...the Oceanview High School<br />
Gospel Choir.<br />
Choir2 –<br />
Lord<br />
Send a revival<br />
Ooh<br />
And let it begin in me<br />
Lord, send a revival<br />
Lord, send a revival<br />
Lord, send a revival<br />
And let it begin in me<br />
Well, now we need a revival<br />
To rock this world today<br />
Satan is loose<br />
and on the rampage<br />
That is why we pray<br />
Yeah<br />
- Lord, send a revival<br />
Girls looking on- <strong>The</strong>y're good. <strong>The</strong>y're really good.<br />
- Send it, Lord<br />
- Lord, send a revival<br />
- Lord, woo-oo-oo-ooh<br />
- Lord, send a revival<br />
And let it begin in me
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Scene 35a<br />
Fathers arrive at theatre<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS If we're gonna find them. we have to go backstage.<br />
FATHER Yeah. But there's so many here. How we going to find<br />
them?<br />
MR CRISP Oh. Well. that shouldn't be too hard. We just look for<br />
the choir that looks like it just robbed...<br />
a convenience store.<br />
Knock on stage door and giant bouncer opens it<br />
FATHER THOMAS - Great Caesar's ghost!<br />
BEAR- Passes.<br />
Scene 35b<br />
back inside theatre<br />
Announcer Three-time state champions. the Chapman Choir...<br />
from Orange County's Grant High School.<br />
FRANKIE Yo.<br />
Choir3 –<br />
Joyful, joyful<br />
We adore <strong>The</strong>e<br />
God of glory<br />
Lord of love<br />
Hearts unfold<br />
like flowers before <strong>The</strong>e<br />
Opening to the sun above<br />
AHMAL- - Man. <strong>The</strong>y're singin' our song. Man.<br />
TAYLOR CHASE - <strong>The</strong>y're like an army.<br />
Choir3<br />
...sadness<br />
Drive the dark of doubt away<br />
Giver of immortal...<br />
Scene 35c<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - Notice.
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SISTER MARY ROBERT - Is this the green room?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - I guess it is. Yeah.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT - Wow!<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Yoo-hoo. Hello! Father Thomas! It's us. Hi!<br />
Oh. My goodness! You're here!<br />
Well. Color me surprised! We weren't expecting you.<br />
<strong>The</strong> kids are gonna burst when they find out you've come<br />
to support them. Come on.<br />
FATHER THOMAS I'm here with the other Fathers. But we didn't come to<br />
support the children. Father Maurice and Mr Crisp...<br />
are going to pull them out of the competition.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - Well. Why?<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT - Why... Why would they want to do that?<br />
FATHER THOMAS Because it turns out <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence isn't a<br />
sister at all. She's a Las Vegas showgirl.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - A showgirl! Well!<br />
FATHER THOMAS - Can you believe it?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Who'd have thunk? Ha... She has so many nun-like<br />
qualities.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus Not to mention the whole outfit. Ha.<br />
FATHER THOMAS - Yeah!<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT - Yeah. She d...<br />
FATHER THOMAS Father Maurice and Mr Crisp are looking for them right<br />
now.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT Oh. My! Really. Well. That's. Uh. That's interesting.<br />
I think that's a very good idea. and I think that we<br />
should go look for her. Too.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick - Good idea. I do. Too. Oh. I agree. You two coming?<br />
Yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT - See ya.
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Scene 35d<br />
<strong>Back</strong> inside theatre<br />
Choir3<br />
Ever singing<br />
march we onward<br />
FRANKIE - Yo. <strong>The</strong>y got it goin' on.<br />
SKETCH -- And look at those robes. Man. We gonna look like<br />
suckers. Man.<br />
RITA WATSON You know what? All of a sudden I don't feel so good.<br />
Choir3<br />
<strong>In</strong> the triumph<br />
Song of life<br />
Judge - Yes. Very good. Yes.<br />
Announcer Please welcome the Captain High School...<br />
Scene 36<br />
backstage<br />
Deloris Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Why aren't you guys ready?<br />
Maria - Well. You saw that other choir.<br />
AHMAL- - We can't win against them. Mary Clarence.<br />
FRANKIE Yo. He's right. If we go out there. we'll be laughed<br />
off the stage.<br />
SKETCH - And I didn't come this far to be embarrassed.<br />
Maria And they sang our number and they sang it much better.<br />
RITA WATSON We're not goin' on. We're goin' home.<br />
Deloris So because you think they sang it better... y'all are<br />
ready to leave 'cause you got scared.<br />
Kids mumble yea all together<br />
Deloris Oh. Yeah. No. That's your M.O. See. That's how y'all<br />
operate. "Ooh. Somethin' new. Better run away."<br />
Forget about all the people who busted their behind...
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to get you here 'cause they believed in you. Let me<br />
remind you of somethin'. Okay? If you wanna go<br />
somewhere and you wanna be somebody...<br />
you better wake up and pay attention.<br />
Because if every time something scary comes up you<br />
decide to run... y'all are gonna be runnin' for the<br />
rest of your lives.<br />
SG6 - You guys. She is right.<br />
SKETCH - Yeah. And if we gonna do this. We gotta be slammin'.<br />
You know what I'm saying?<br />
Choir4-<br />
<strong>In</strong> the still of the night<br />
Shoo-wop shoo-wah<br />
Shoo-wop shoo-wah<br />
Shoo-wop shoo-wah<br />
- Bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum<br />
Stage manager- St Francis Academy? Get ready.<br />
Choir4<br />
Ooh ooh ooh ooh<br />
<strong>In</strong> the still of the night<br />
Scene 36a<br />
Father Maurice backstage<br />
FATHER Forgive me. I'm... I'm terribly sorry. What a sea of<br />
humanity! Sorry.<br />
SKETCH - Yo. Father Maurice. We thought you wasn't coming.<br />
What's happenin'. Man? What's up?<br />
FATHER - How are you? Well! How are you? Yes.<br />
SKETCH -- Well. We’re glad you here.<br />
FATHER - Thank you.<br />
MARGARET Father. We need all the help we can get.<br />
Maria - We're sure to win with you here.<br />
FATHER - Oh. Well. I'm... I'm very glad to be here to. uh.<br />
Support the choir and. Uh... But I'm afraid something
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All the kids laugh<br />
has just been brought to my attention. Something that<br />
I'm afraid... Well. I don't know how to say this<br />
exactly. But I just have to say that... Well. You...<br />
You children are amazing!<br />
I almost didn't recognize you. Why... Why. <strong>The</strong>re's<br />
such a glow in all of you! Remarkable! You... You just<br />
all look like angels!<br />
Deloris Wait till you hear 'em sing.<br />
All right. You guys. Places. Let's go.<br />
All the kids cheer<br />
FATHER Ah. Yeah. Good luck. Good luck.<br />
MR CRISP Father Maurice. what are you doing?<br />
FATHER Well I. I decided to let them sing.<br />
MR CRISP Oh. G...! Do you know what you've done?<br />
FATHER - Well. What'd I do?<br />
MR CRISP - Well. I mean. D-didn't you tell...the Archdiocese<br />
people when you called them about <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Fake?<br />
FATHER Uh. Well. I thought I'd tell them when I saw them.<br />
MR CRISP - Well. A-are they here?<br />
FATHER - Uh. Well. I think they're here. Yes. I think they're<br />
here.<br />
MR CRISP - But you haven't told them?<br />
FATHER - Uh. Well. Uh. Not yet.<br />
MR CRISP - Ah. Well. I'm going to tell them. I'm gonna make sure<br />
they know about her. Where the heck are they?<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - Uh. Uh. Uh. Mr Crisp.<br />
MR CRISP - What?<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Uh. We'll help you find them. won't we. Guys?
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MR CRISP - Are you sure?<br />
As a matter of fact. just a few minutes ago I saw<br />
them. <strong>The</strong>y were headed in that direction. down the<br />
hallway.<br />
FATHER THOMAS - Yes. Well. I saw. Too. I saw w... him.<br />
MR CRISP - Well. Let's go!<br />
FATHER THOMAS - This way! Yes!<br />
MR CRISP - Down here? We just came from down here.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - I saw 'em right down the hall there.<br />
MR CRISP - Right?<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - No. No. Really. Mr Crisp. I saw them...<br />
and they were. <strong>The</strong>y were saying something about. Uh.<br />
the ventilation system.<br />
MR CRISP Ventilation system! What have you been drinking? Some<br />
of that sacramental wine again. Father?<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Uh. Uh. Mr Crisp. Uh. <strong>The</strong>y're right in here. I can hear<br />
voices.<br />
MR CRISP - Oh. I'm sure you can hear voices.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - Oh. <strong>The</strong>re they are! After you.<br />
MR CRISP - What the heck are you talking about?<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - Forgive me!<br />
MR CRISP - Wait a minute! Hey!<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS Hurry! Get something to hold this door with! Hurry. I<br />
mean. 'cause he's a big guy. C'mon.<br />
MR CRISP Hey. Let me outta here.<br />
FATHER THOMAS Not this! This is dessert.<br />
FATHER IGNATIUS - We need something to bar the door with. Give me that<br />
thing!<br />
MR CRISP - Open the door! Hey. It's dark in here.
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FATHER THOMAS - <strong>In</strong> nomine Patris. Father. Forgive us. We know exactly<br />
what we do!<br />
End of scene<br />
Scene 36b<br />
<strong>Back</strong> inside theatre<br />
FATHER That last choir was rather good. don't you think?<br />
You know. What she's done with those children is<br />
nothing short of amazing.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Well. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence is no ordinary nun.<br />
FATHER Oh. You don't have to tell me that.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER You're not angry with me for misleading you?<br />
FATHER Not at all. As a matter of fact... you're free to fool<br />
me anytime you want.<br />
Announcer And now. ladies and gentlemen...from San Francisco.<br />
<strong>The</strong> choir of St Francis High School... under the<br />
direction of <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence...<br />
also singing "Joyful. Joyful."<br />
(Mrs Watson makes her way into the theatre)<br />
St Francis Choir<br />
Joyful, joyful<br />
Lord<br />
We adore <strong>The</strong>e<br />
God of glory<br />
Lord of love<br />
Hearts unfold<br />
like flowers<br />
Before <strong>The</strong>e<br />
Stage manager Your teacher says take off your robes.<br />
kids- Huh? What?<br />
Stage manager - Take off your robes. Do it quickly. C'mon.<br />
TANYA - What?<br />
MARGARET - I don't know.
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Deloris Just take off your robes. Put on anything you want.<br />
If we're gonna go out there... we're gonna go out there<br />
comfortable. some of us.<br />
St Francis Choir<br />
And fear and sadness<br />
Drive the dark of doubt<br />
Away<br />
Giver of immortal<br />
Gladness<br />
Fill us with the light<br />
Fill us with the light<br />
Oh, fill us<br />
With the light<br />
Of day<br />
Joyful, joyful<br />
Lord, we adore <strong>The</strong>e<br />
God of Glory<br />
Lord of Love<br />
Hearts unfold<br />
like flowers before <strong>The</strong>e<br />
Hail <strong>The</strong>e<br />
as the sun above<br />
Melt the clouds of sin<br />
Sin and sadness<br />
Drive the dark of doubt away<br />
Drive it all away<br />
Giver of immortal gladness<br />
Fill us<br />
Fill us with the light of day<br />
- Light of day<br />
- Check the rhyme<br />
Hey, Chaka, joyful, joyful<br />
Lord, we adore <strong>The</strong>e<br />
- And in my life I put none before <strong>The</strong>e<br />
- Yeah<br />
But since I was a youngster I came<br />
to know that You was the only way to go<br />
So I had to grow up and<br />
to come to an understanding<br />
And I'm down with the King<br />
so now I'm demanding<br />
That you tell me<br />
who you're down with, see<br />
'Cause all I know is<br />
that I'm down with G-O-D<br />
- You down with G-O-D<br />
- Yeah, you know me<br />
- You down with G-O-D<br />
- Yeah, you know me<br />
- You down with G-O-D<br />
- Yeah, you know me
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- Who's down with G-O-D<br />
Everybody<br />
Come and join the chorus<br />
<strong>The</strong> mighty, mighty chorus<br />
Which the morning stars began<br />
<strong>The</strong> Father of love<br />
is rising o'er us<br />
By the way<br />
What have you done<br />
for Him lately<br />
Ooh ooh ooh, yeah<br />
- Oh, yes<br />
- What have you done<br />
for Him lately<br />
He watches over everything<br />
So we sing<br />
- Joyful, joyful<br />
Lord, we adore <strong>The</strong>e<br />
- Oh, joyful<br />
- Oh, God, oh, God<br />
- God of Glory, Lord of love<br />
- Hearts unfold<br />
- Like flowers before <strong>The</strong>e<br />
- Hail <strong>The</strong>e<br />
- Hail <strong>The</strong>e as the sun above<br />
- Oh, melt the clouds<br />
- Melt the clouds of sin and sadness<br />
Drive the dark<br />
of doubt away<br />
- Drive it all away<br />
Giver of immortal gladness<br />
- Oh, immortal<br />
- Fill us<br />
- Fill with the light of day<br />
- Lord, fill us<br />
- Fill us<br />
Oh, we need ya<br />
Yes, we do<br />
- Fill us<br />
- Fill us<br />
Yeah, yeah, yeah<br />
Yeah, yeah, oh-oh<br />
- Fill us<br />
- Oh, yeah<br />
With the light of day, Lord<br />
- Fill us<br />
- Hear us as we pray, Lord<br />
- Fill us, fill us<br />
- With the light of day, Lord<br />
We need you, don't walk away<br />
We need you, need you today<br />
We need you, I'm here<br />
Fill us, fill us<br />
Fill us, fill us<br />
- Eh eh eh
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- Fill us<br />
Fill us with the light of day<br />
- Oh, yeah<br />
- Light of day<br />
(End of scene)<br />
Scene 36b<br />
Announcer And now the moment we've all been waiting for.<br />
But first. Let's give all the contestants a nice. Big<br />
hand.<br />
Thank you. <strong>The</strong> third runner-up:<br />
Pinewood High School. San Bernardino. Quartet.<br />
<strong>The</strong> second runner-up: Oceanview High School...<br />
San Diego. Gospel Choir.<br />
First runner-up: Grant High School...<br />
Orange County. Chapman Choir!<br />
<strong>The</strong> Grand Prize winner:<br />
St Francis High School. San Francisco!<br />
Scene 37<br />
Schoolboard members greenroom<br />
School board1- Simply outstanding.<br />
FATHER - Oh. Thank you. Thank you.<br />
School Board2- What a performance! My heart is still racing.<br />
School Board3- Congratulations.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Good evening. What a surprise to see you here.<br />
You're aware. Of course. that the school that has just<br />
won... is the school you are about to close.<br />
School board1 You must be kidding! With a choir like that?<br />
We've gotta get ready for next year's competition.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER I'm so pleased you feel that way!<br />
MR CRISP - Ha!<br />
School Board2- Oh. Mr Crisp. Mr Crisp. Just in time.<br />
MR CRISP You're the people I wanna see. You have been deceived.<br />
School Board3- What? What's he talking about?<br />
MR CRISP Yes. This <strong>Sister</strong>. <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence.
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REVEREND MOTHER He's quite right. You have been deceived. You see.<br />
actually. It was Mr Crisp...<br />
School board1- It was Mr Crisp's idea?<br />
FATHER- Yes. Yes. <strong>In</strong>deed.<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Yeah. I suppose he did it to keep St Francis from<br />
closing. And it worked.<br />
MR CRISP - St Francis isn't closing?<br />
REVEREND MOTHER No. St Francis isn't closing.<br />
School board1 We knew you wanted to be considered for early<br />
retirement. We didn't know you were just being modest.<br />
MR CRISP - Oh. I di...<br />
REVEREND MOTHER- Oh. <strong>The</strong>y can't let a prize bull like you be put out to<br />
pasture. No. <strong>The</strong>re must be a real trouble spot<br />
somewhere in the Archdiocese... that could use Mr<br />
Crisp's extraordinary talents.<br />
MR CRISP That woman! That. That woman!<br />
REVEREND MOTHER Go with God. Crispy.<br />
Scene 37a<br />
backstage<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick I don't how the heck <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence does this.<br />
Performs night after night in Vegas. Huh! How does she<br />
do it?<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus She's used to all this. We're the nervous wrecks.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT- Yeah. All these people.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus- Yeah.<br />
FRANKIE- Vegas?<br />
Maria- Vegas?<br />
RITA WATSON Mama. It was just this one time. I'm sorry. I'll never<br />
disobey you again. This meant a lot to me. Please<br />
don't be mad at me. 'cause I'm sorry if y...<br />
Mrs W- Just stop! You're incredible. And I'm proud of you.
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I'm very proud of you.<br />
FATHER- Congratulations! Congratulations to all of you. Well.<br />
Congratulations!<br />
REVEREND MOTHER <strong>Sister</strong> Mary Clarence. you've done it again.<br />
And because of your resounding and well-deserved<br />
success...<br />
the Archdiocese have decided to keep St Francis open!<br />
Deloris You owe me.<br />
SISTER MARY ROBERT - Oh. My gosh. I feel so happy. I think I'm gonna cry.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick- Oh. Don't say that.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Lazarus I know how you feel. I'm a sucker for happy endings<br />
myself.<br />
<strong>Sister</strong> Mary Patrick Oh. You two! Oh. What the heck!<br />
FRANKIE- You ain't really a nun. Are you?<br />
RITA WATSON- Yeah. 'Cause you don't talk like a nun. and you<br />
definitely don't act like one.<br />
AHMAL- And rumor has it that you're a Las Vegas showgirl?<br />
Deloris Let me point out one thing. my dear Ahmal.<br />
I am not now nor have I ever been a Las Vegas showgirl.<br />
I am a headliner.<br />
End of scene