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The Complete Guide To Mysterious Beings - Galaksija

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try to assemble and present the available facts on these bizarre situations. As you go along, you will<br />

begin to note that there are striking correlations and similarities in many of these stories, no matter<br />

where or when they occurred. <strong>The</strong> smaller details become the most significant. Identical happenings<br />

have been reported in France, Brazil, and Ohio. Yet few, if any, of these stories have been widely<br />

circulated beyond the area of origin. If all these people are liars, then we had better launch a<br />

psychiatric program to determine how so many far-flung liars are able to come up with the same<br />

significant, correlating details in their lies.<br />

On the other hand, there exists a large and vocal group of men who are unreliable and often<br />

irresponsible. Over the past several years our work has brought us into almost constant contact with<br />

this group. <strong>The</strong>y call themselves ”scientists” and they usually put a Ph.D. after their names. Science<br />

has become a sacred cow in this generation but that term is a misnomer. <strong>The</strong> gender is wrong.<br />

Science, by and large, is a lot of bull.<br />

Hardly a month passes that yet another scientist is not caught in the act of faking his statistical<br />

material or cheating in his experiments. In recent years such scientific swindles as ”poly water” and<br />

”cold fusion” have stirred up headlines in the daily newspapers and bogus claims of new scientific<br />

discoveries have become commonplace. <strong>The</strong> once-rigid standards of academia have been replaced<br />

by overinflated egos, continual personality conflicts, cheats, frauds and fakers of every description,<br />

and a complete absence of ethics in the mad pursuit for fat government grants. Science has become<br />

a major disgrace and scientists now rank close to politicians in terms of credibility.<br />

In all fairness, we must admit that there are two kinds of scientists. Type A works for a large<br />

corporation or an important government agency. He is a proven producer. He has helped develop<br />

new soaps and toothpastes and atomic engines. He is rarely quoted in the press. In his spare time he<br />

writes scholarly papers that make a contribution to his chosen field. While he can have a large ego<br />

and other human failings, he does not seek publicity and his rare public statements are carefully<br />

worded and often make good sense.<br />

Type B is not a producer. He is usually a teacher at some university or small college. He is caught<br />

up in the vicious ”publish or perish” atmosphere of our educational system and so he also grinds out<br />

reams of books and papers, generally based on a systematic plagianism of the works of Type A. He<br />

seeks publicity and is frequently seen placing his foot in his mouth. It is a common practice for<br />

newspapermen to call upon the nearest available ”authority” when an unusual event occurs. If, for<br />

example, a meteor flashes across the local skies, the reporter will phone the professor of astronomy<br />

at the nearest school. This professor will either talk off the top of his head or he will scurry to his<br />

bookshelf and quote from the works of a Type A scientist.<br />

Much of the scientific rubbish you read in your daily newspapers comes from the mouths of Type<br />

B. Type A is usually too busy, too inaccessible, and too smart to pontificate for the press.<br />

For years Type B scientists have been telling us that the Abominable Snowman did not exist. None<br />

of these men had ever ventured closer than three thousand miles to the Himalayas. <strong>The</strong>ir conclusion<br />

was based upon the fact that no scientific literature existed on the subject. Similarly, a number of<br />

college professors, without bothering to talk to a single witness, identified West Virginia's<br />

”Mothman” as a kind of ordinary bird.<br />

Back in 1938 some fishermen in South Africa found a very odd specimen in their nets. It turned out<br />

to be a coelacanth fish which had been considered extinct for many thousands of years. <strong>The</strong>n the<br />

fun began. Recently Ivan T. Sanderson, a biologist and one of the world's leading authorities on<br />

animal oddities, commented on the coelacanth fracas:<br />

A certain Doctor of Piscology, i.e. Ichtyology, stated for the record, and to none less than the<br />

Associated Press, on the hearing of the initial announcement of such a fishy thing having<br />

been obtained by a Dr. Latimer of the Port Elizabeth Museum in South Africa, that it was<br />

impossible, because ”we all know” that all coelacanths have been totally extinct for some<br />

70-million years. That was in August, 1938. In August 1948, the same great expert stated,<br />

and to AP again, plainly, clearly and categorically that: ”This is probably the greatest<br />

zoological discovery of all time, but we [who are these wes?] have always expected it

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