august-2009
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74JetAway<br />
HOW TO<br />
SUN<br />
Sunbathing in the nuddy is easy. Locate the sun<br />
(it’s that ball of fi re over your head about 1,300,000<br />
times bigger than the Earth in volume), stand<br />
underneath it (usually in the hours of daylight), get<br />
all your kit off, and loll about for a few hours. And<br />
it’s something we all should aspire to; after all, there<br />
is nothing more liberating, healthy and cosmopolitan<br />
than outwardly proclaiming: “Yes, here I am,<br />
unfettered and unashamed, with my perfectly<br />
unblemished, evenly tanned temple of a body on<br />
display to the entire world. Now go away and fetch<br />
me a 99, as I’m trying to fi nish me Dan Brown and<br />
you’re putting me off with your gawking.”<br />
BATHE<br />
NAKED<br />
TEXT ALAN NEEDHAM | ILLUSTRATIONS LADISLAV KOSA
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