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Dear Readers
We all know the only way to travel abroad is by one of Jet2.com’s sexy red-and-silver
jets, but the question is, how to get around once you decamp. I’ve just received some
dreamy pictures of the Saint Louis barge hotel in Montauban, France for sipping cool
champers on the canals. This issue, in Venice, I licked a gelato in the face of convention
and passed up a gondola ride to go all Pocahontas on a kayak tour. I got a completely
new perspective, plus it was bordering on cardio (OK, I lied about that, it was well
cruisy). My mum has recently admitted a desire to take up ‘on-line skating’, which my
sis and I think she may have confused with in-line skating. But even funnier is the itinerary
I received for a tour to Meribel which promises a morning Segway ride of the town.
Segway on ice? I can’t wait to see that! Meanwhile, I’m packing my winter boots to
keep walking the path less travelled. Bring on 2010!
Lucille x
PS Skyshop Rocks! Because we all know you’re
worth it, I’m recommending one of the fabulous products
from our shopping pages (p99) each issue. This
time: Thierry Mugler’s Angel perfume. It’s sweet,
vanilla-toned and chocolately... yum!
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THE FACES BEHIND THE PLACES
CONTRIBUTORS
Jennifer Carr is a freelance
healthy and beauty journalist for
The Telegraph and Times Online
who writes our ‘Spa-lpine’ feature
this issue.
She…
Was fi lmed jumping into active
volcanic sulphur pools in Jamaica
Lost her bag on route to
Chamonix and arrived with just a
pair of knickers and Wine Gums
Took a wrong turn in Greece and ended up sleeping in
a chapel with only the goats for company
Daniel Ford, former editor of GQ
South Africa and author of ‘A
Football Fan’s Guide to Europe’,
kicks off our footie guide this issue
in advance of World cup mania.
He…
Had to sprint at the end of a
35 mile ultra-marathon to avoid
the being overtaken by six
runners who were tied together
and dressed as a giant snake
Runs a syndicate called the Johnny Cash Fan Club
which races greyhounds
Has seen people swap passports to test immigration
offi cials in Europe. They waltzed through
Josh Woodfi n became a
journalist by accident. His innate
curiosity has seen him jump off
cliffs in South Africa and get
threatened by drug dealers in New
York while dressed as a parrot.
He’s also been tortured, twice.
Josh is staff writer at FHM,
contributes to Glamour and wrote
our ‘Clubarazzi’ piece, p30.
He…
Once got punched in the face by a monkey
Was involved in a high-speed car chase in Chicago
Played a Russian soldier in the terrible Channel 4
show, Space Cadets
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Giving you the heads up on what’s going down
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Desert Calm
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and he used to be the yoga expert on The Big Breakfast. Northerners can spend New Year with him in the Sinai Desert, or on various trips throughout
2010, taking two classes a day in a studio overlooking the sea, plus optional holistic massages and facials. “Expect to sweat,” warns Olton. All
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Who’s The Man?
2. Artist Rudy de Belgeonne has been
called every name under the sun by his wife
over the years – Mr Woo Woo when he’s
dressed up fi ne and dandy, Mista Ballista
when he’s made something good for dinner
– so he decided to address this with 1,000
enamel panels. Each painting relates to
a word you could call a male, from “Love
God” to “Scoundrel”. Limited prints are
available from £195 and there will be a UK
exhibition next year. In the meantime,
browse the website for some names to call
your bloke next time he leaves the toilet
seat up. www.mrwoowoo.com
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seminars. Designed to stimulate creative
thinking, the Executive Tree House took eight
weeks to build and is located in a huge oak with
a cedar roof and larch walls. So go on, branch
out! www.ribbyhall.co.uk
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Kids designer Kiss Katch doesn’t like
bullies any more than we do, so it’s
teamed up with the charity Bullying
UK to make a (fashion) statement.
With long-sleeved tops bearing lines
such as “It’s Cool To Be Kind” and
“Be True Be You”, Kiss Katch hopes
to make the playground a more
tolerant and well-dressed place to
hang out this season. You can buy
the designs online or from Ten Little
Monkeys in Cheshire, and 20% of
the profits will go to Bullying UK.
www.kisskatch.co.uk
5. D’oh!
According to a survey by a leading holiday lettings company, you crazy folks don’t half leave
some strange things in the apartments you rent for your hols. The list they created includes fl ip-fl ops
in the fridge, a real tortoise (who now lives on the roof), a two-foot-long machete and a talking
gingerbread man. Jeez, you’d forget your heads if they weren’t screwed on!
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7. 16 January – 11 April. Anderson & Low is a massive name in the
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The big top comes to Manchester’s Salford Quays from
world of photography and Circus at The Lowry is the pair’s fi rst British
exhibition to be held outside London. They say: their pictures of circus
performers from Blackpool Pleasure Beach depicts everything from
“muscular beauty to melancholy sadness”. We say: “A hot, shirtless
man on a carousel? Sold!” www.thelowry.com.
6. Monopoly
Score
What do Leicester Square
in London and Weetwood
Hall in Leeds (left) have in
common? Monopoly.
In the new Leeds edition
of the popular board game
Weetwood Hall Conference
Centre and Hotel holds the
prestigious yellow location
originally taken by Leicester
Square in the world-famous
London version. An excellent
investment both in
the game and in real life, it’s
a venue where great value
meets quality. So why not be
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your business event here?
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12 DECEMBER
Calling all thirtysomething
indie kids! Versus Cancer,
Manchester’s biggest
charity concert, returns to
the MEN Arena for a fourth
year with Tim Booth, Jim
Glennie and Larry Gott of
James, and former New
Order bassist Peter Hook,
headlining alongside ex-
Smith Andy Rourke, who
co-founded the charity.
Versus Cancer has
a reputation for creative
collaborations between
local legends. The artists
will be reworking some of
their best-loved songs with
the BBC Philharmonic and
composer Joe Duddell,
who arranged the music
for Elbow’s orchestral gigs
this summer. If you’re
feeling a bit Morrissey
about the whole Crimbo
thing, this’ll work a treat.
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FAIRYTALE OF YORK
2-22 DECEMBER
Make your festive shopping
whizz by in a blur of mulled
wine and Christmas lights
with a visit to York. From
2-20 December, York’s
Parliament Street goes
global for the International
Christmas Fayre with
goodies from all over the
world. Refuel at the food
court, where liveried chefs
serve international titbits,
or amble through the
Christmas trees to browse
gifts and crafts. For local
goods, head to the Made In
Yorkshire craft market on
St Sampson’s Square from
3-13 December. Or fi nd
Yorkshire specialities for
foodie friends at the festive
farmers’ markets on 13,
14 and 22 December.
www.visityork.org
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DECEMBER – JANUARY
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forced audience participation, when TV stars risk ridicule –
and lawsuits – hurling hard-boiled sweets into rooms full of
small children. Soap lovers can see their favourites in...
Bradford, where Gaynor Faye (ex-Corrie) stars in
Yorkshire’s biggest pantomime: Jack And The Beanstalk
at the Alhambra, 12 December – 31 January.
Newcastle, as sultry ex-Emmerdale star Roxanne
Pallett (Dancing On Ice) draws a lads’ mag readership for
Cinderella at the Theatre Royal, 1 December – 16 January.
Whitley Bay, as teen heart-throb Jake “Father Kieron”
Hendriks of Hollyoaks battles Fleshcreep the giant’s
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Love Is In The Air
Dizzying destinations for a Valentine’s Day dalliance
WHAT’S UP, DOCK?
Bored of been-there-done-that boutique hotels? Sick of seenit-all-before
spas? Whisk your beloved off to Harlingen,
a pretty little port just an hour’s drive from Amsterdam, fi nd
your way down to the harbour (tip: if you’re feet are wet
you’ve gone too far) then look up. In the machine room of
a converted crane you’ll fi nd the snuggest romantic hideaway,
combining the creature comforts of a high-class hostelry
(fl at-screen TV, shower, stereo) with the funky industrial chic
of, well, a crane, but a rather spiffy one at that. Best of all, it
still works. So if the combination of champagne and altitude
doesn’t make your lover’s head spin, simply press a button
on the remote control for 360 sweet degrees of rotating
romance. www.vuurtoren-harlingen.nl/eng/index3.html
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Float up, up and away on something rather more
reliable than the wings of love with a champagne
hot-air balloon ride over England. There are
launch sites all across the Home Counties, but
for the full Phileas Fogg experience a voyage
over London can’t be beaten. Watch the city
come to life from on high, take in Tower Bridge
– or Tower Hamlets – and laugh at the losers
queuing for the Eye, a mere 135 metres tall. In
case you’re wondering, yes, now would be
a perfect time to declare your enduring love,
although don’t get too frisky – you might put off
the pilot. www.balloonsoverbritain.com
HIGH TEA
Where better to drink in the
blinking beauty of Paris, City
Of Lights, than 125 metres
above the Champ de Mars
with a glass of bank-breakingly
pricey plonk in your
hand, stuffi ng your face with
Michelin-starred comestibles?
Overseen by legendary
gastronome Alain Ducasse,
Le Jules Verne restaurant
occupies the second fl oor of
the Eiffel Tower, serving topclass
French nosh – all foie
gras, foam and fuss – to
Europe’s highest-fliers.
There’s even a 1,000-strong
wine “cellar”, although the
irony of the term seems to
be lost on just about everybody.
Take the private lift
past the proles and prepare
yourself for some truly haute
cuisine. www.lejulesverneparis.com
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ZEN
ALPINE SPAS
Spa-Ipine Breaks
Leave the soggy-sock brigade behind on your
après-ski, says Jennifer Carr. After tearing up
a black run, there’s some healthy indulgence to
be had in these mountain retreats
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FIRST, SOME
ALPINE HONEY
Welcome to the fairytale,
ladies. The turreted splendour
of the Kempinski Grand
Hotel des Bains in St Moritz
is enough to make you
unbuckle your ski boots and
pop on some glass slippers.
Nestled in the sporty
Engadine Valley, where the
fi rst ever winter Olympics
were held, it’s the perfect
spot to indulge in some highaltitude
antics.
More recently, skiers
checking into the hotel have
been joined by a different
kind of enthusiast, a guest
who’s here for more than
just the soft powder and
impressive hiking trails.
Welcome to the lazy snow
lover, a person who seeks
a healthier kind of après-ski
at the High Alpine Spa.
Spanning 2,800 square
metres of serene natural
design, the spa has won
numerous international
travel awards.
Besides sustainable
Alpine wood, granite and
stone, an exclusive treatment
menu of tailored
wraps, scrubs, rituals and
baths infused with local
herbs all await – the perfect
antidote after a tricky red
run. High Alpine Spa is built
on the famous Mauritius
springs, a glacial water
source that infl uences the
products and therapies on
offer. For dehydrated winter
skin, a fresh Alpine honey
body wrap may sound
sticky, but it’s actually
a silky, soporific way to
soften skin and indulge
your limbs in something so
aromatic the mountain bees
will be booking in.
If post-slope revival is
your aim, try the popular
Après Sport Revitalise,
a vigorous muscle massage
followed by an arnica milk
and marmot oil wrap. The
result? Muscles that are the
consistency of dough. Now
that’s worth falling over for.
www.kempinski-stmoritz.com
ALGOTHERM
IN THE ALPS
Located at the foot of Mont
Blanc, Les Aiglons Resort &
Spa specialises in marinebased
therapies. Ethically
harvested, mineral-rich
algae is incorporated into
a whole series of therapies
designed to detoxify and
tone cellulite-prone skin. The
Wellbeing Marine Treatment
offers 75 minutes of exfoliation,
target massage and
a seaweed mask, which
delivers minerals, enzymes
and amino acids to reinforce
the immune system and
leave skin feeling taut and
gleaming. Uniquely relaxing,
it also slims the silhouette.
Fondue, anyone?
www.aiglons.com
THEN, LEAVE THE KIDS
FOR A HAY BATH
A great choice for families
wanting a sedate escape,
the Haus Hirt in Salzburg’s
Gastein Valley has a childfriendly
ethos (including free
daycare) and a great inhouse
Aveda spa.
ZEN
ALPINE SPAS
Making good use of
Gastein’s thermal waters,
the spa offers everything
from muscle-softening hot
stone massages to energising
Ayurvedic abhyanga oil
sessions, plus a wealth of
skin-softening rosemary and
mint or Caribbean body
wraps to help you say goodbye
to winter skin.
For guests wanting to
keep things local, a Salzburg
mudpack or alpine hay bath
(hay extract placed in dissolving
granules – good for
arthritis) are curatives
THIS PAGE: FROM THERMAL WATERS
TO FOOT BATHS AND FULL BODY
MASSAGES, THERE’S ALL MANNER
OF LUXURY MAINTENANCE AVAILABLE
UP IN THE MOUNTAINS. A FOOT
MASSAGE CAN HELP CIRCULATION AND
BOOST THE IMMUNE SYSTEM

ZEN
ALPINE SPAS
Indulge yourself with a chemical-free indoor
pool, aroma steam room and Turkish bath
that boost your immunity
against the cold. So, after
plunging into the hotel’s hot,
3,000-year-old thermal
springs, grab a fluffy robe
and bask on the alfresco sun
deck with a glass of local
wine. Snowplough, what
snowplough?
www.haus-hirt.com
SCORE KARMA POINTS
WITH ECO TOURISM
Blending modern design with
true mountain magic, Le
Morgane is a must for the
eco-conscious elite. Based
in Chamonix, the venue
champions solar power and
energy effi ciency.
The hotel’s chic 21st century
spa allows you to indulge
yourself with a chemical-free
indoor pool, aroma steam
room and restorative Turkish
bath after removing those
soggy socks and salopettes.
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The spa also pioneers the
Senteurs de Fée natural spa
range – packed with alpine
flowers and plants
researched by botanical
beauty expert Lisa Simon.
The Precious Amethyst
treatment features amethyst,
tourmaline rose and
wild indigo to restore
weather-beaten skin and
exfoliation comes courtesy
of a soft paste of ground
almonds. Self-indulgence has
never been so guilt-free.
www.morgane-hotel-chamonix.com
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UNDERWATER MUSIC
Boasting the kind of views
that would make Bond weep,
the Trois Couronnes is for
starry-eyed spa lovers.
Romantic vistas overlooking
the enchanting Lake Geneva
transfi x the eye, as do the
hour away. For fi ve-star fun,
check out the marble-clad
opulence of the Puressens
Spa, an A-list favourite.
Besides the sauna, steam
bath and aqua-relax massage
options, there’s also
a heated 24-metre indoor
pool featuring underwater
music. After an acoustically
enhanced swim, the spa
beckons, with its adjoining
epidermology centre lead by
biochemist Jöelle Ciocco.
Hailed by French Vogue as
a “magician for the skin”,
Ciocco’s exclusive products
are the result of more than
35 years expertise in plant
biology. Complementing the
plumping, toning and sculpting
facials, Puressens also
offers a fusion massage
menu: Thai, Japanese and an
excellent post-ski Ayurvedic
revival massage are all reason
enough to swap the
slopes for something a little
more horizontal.
HOME HELP
Four relaxation stations for
maximum UK indulgence:
NORTH
Devonshire Arms, Skipton
There’ll be no slipping in Skipton,
more like a bracing run on the
moors with Captain Style, the
hotel’s resident ex-army fi tness
fanatic. Owned by the Duke and
Duchess of Devonshire and in the
family since 1753, this hotel has
more than a few draws, but the
highlights must be the Fountains
Abbey ruins nearby for some quiet
contemplation, the in-house
Burlington Restaurant (Michelin
starred no less!), the non-alcoholic
cocktails or the Molton Brown
Yuan Zhi sleep mist in every room.
We could go on, but we’re so
blissed out it’s too much effort.
www.thedevonshirearms.co.uk
SOUTH
Angel Therapy Rooms, Angel,
north London
You’re in the big smoke and you’ve
gone cross-eyed over your A-Z.
Where do you go to revive? The
Angel Therapy Rooms look like
someone’s cool basement fl at,
furnished with shabby-chic
dressers and voluptuous day beds.
Your quest for The Perfect Body
Massage ends here with a holistic
massage that incorporates
techniques from the Swedes,
refl exology and reiki. The highly
trained therapists don’t chat while
they work or short-change you on
time. They do apply the right
pressure, give you a choice of oils,
bring you herbal tea and, most
importantly, ask you how you are,
though. That’s worth the £60 for
45 minutes alone. And exhale.
www.angeltherapyrooms.com
EAST
Seaham Hall,
County Durham
It’s the little touches that make
Seaham Hall’s Serenity Spa so
exceptional: the black-granite
steam room is gently scented and
dotted with understated fi bre-optic
lights that slowly change colour,
an ice fountain completes the
Scandinavian sauna experience,
and an atmospheric underground
passageway links the spa to the
many amenities of Seaham Hall
Hotel. There are even specially
tailored packages for men and
teens. But the Serenity Spa wasn’t
named Condé Nast Traveller’s Best
UK Spa Destination just for the
subtle touches: every imaginable
facility and treatment is on offer
here, from crystal light therapy
to a huge range of facials, all
in painstakingly designed,
feng shui surroundings.
www.seaham-hall.co.uk
WEST
Barnsley House Hall, Wiltshire
Set in a Grade II listed house that
was once home to garden designer
Rosemary Verey, the spa features
Cotswold stone fl oors, six
treatment rooms, a steam room,
sauna and hydrotherapy pool, plus
treatments using own-blended oils.
No sound pleases us more than
toweling robes sinking into Italian
leather armchairs in a relaxation
room – expect to tick that box
here. The property will be enjoying
a massive refurb for spring 2010,
with Verey’s famous garden
inspiring a new interior.
www.barnsleyhouse.com
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ykc
The Yorkshire Knee Clinic
www.yorkshirekneeclinic.com
Tips for avoidance and what to do if they occur
Stuart Calder and Nick London, Specialist
Knee Surgeons with The Yorkshire Knee Clinic,
advise on how to reduce the chances of knee
injury while skiing this year...
Knee injuries are the most common major
injury sustained by skiers. They account
for around a third of all ski injuries, with the
ligaments most commonly affected. The most
serious knee ligament injury is a rupture of the
anterior cruciate ligament (ACL), which results
in problems with twisting and high risk of the
knee wearing out early (osteoarthritis).
Before deciding to cancel your ski trip
in favour of something safer, however,
it’s important to defi ne the risk of injury
– it is extremely low! The chance of a skier
sustaining a serious injury is only three in
every 1,000 ski-days. On average, you would
have to ski for approximately 2,100 days to
sustain an ACL rupture. While a skiing knee
injury is often simple bad luck - with many ACL
injuries occurring on lower slopes where a fall
is not fast enough for skis to come off - there
are some simple things you can do to reduce
the chances of injury:
• Exercise before your trip for six to eight
weeks before departure. For many people,
their one week’s skiing is the most intense
exercise they will do all year so their muscles
are more susceptible to injury. Beware of
fatigue and don’t attempt that last run if you’re
feeling tired. Exercise advice can be provided
by chartered sports physiotherapists in
practice across the UK.
• Ensure all equipment is professionally fi tted
PROMOTION
SKIING – REDUCE RISK OF
KNEE INJURIES
and well maintained, especially ski bindings.
• Moderate alcohol intake during the day.
Research has shown that excess alcohol
contributes to a higher percentage of hospital
admissions after lunch.
If you are unlucky enough to sustain a knee
injury, early specialist advice is critical to
make the best possible recovery. Many ski
resorts have experienced doctors to assess
and provide initial treatment, but beware
of being coerced into surgery. Immediate
surgical treatments are rarely necessary
following skiing injuries (with the exception
of fractures) and often a simple brace and
crutches will allow time for refl ection over the
different treatment options available once you
have consulted an expert.
The Yorkshire Knee Clinic can help winter
sports enthusiasts return to fi tness and get
back on the slopes quickly following skiing
injuries. The experienced Consultants,
Stuart Calder (Leeds) and Nick London
(Harrogate), supported by dedicated sports
physiotherapists, can treat all serious injuries,
often without the need for surgery. They
offer fast appointment times so patients
can immediately access the latest imaging
(including ultrasound and MRI) and offer the
most up-to-date proven surgical techniques.
For further information please visit
www.yorkshirekneeclinic.com. To book an
appointment with a Consultant Specialist
from the Yorkshire Knee Clinic call
0800 023 4366.
Administrative offi ces at Leeds

ykc
The Yorkshire Knee Clinic
www.yorkshirekneeclinic.com
Tips for avoidance and what to do if they occur
Stuart Calder and Nick London, Specialist
Knee Surgeons with The Yorkshire Knee Clinic,
advise on how to reduce the chances of knee
injury while skiing this year...
Knee injuries are the most common major
injury sustained by skiers. They account
for around a third of all ski injuries, with the
ligaments most commonly affected. The most
serious knee ligament injury is a rupture of the
anterior cruciate ligament (ACL), which results
in problems with twisting and high risk of the
knee wearing out early (osteoarthritis).
Before deciding to cancel your ski trip
in favour of something safer, however,
it’s important to defi ne the risk of injury
– it is extremely low! The chance of a skier
sustaining a serious injury is only three in
every 1,000 ski-days. On average, you would
have to ski for approximately 2,100 days to
sustain an ACL rupture. While a skiing knee
injury is often simple bad luck - with many ACL
injuries occurring on lower slopes where a fall
is not fast enough for skis to come off - there
are some simple things you can do to reduce
the chances of injury:
• Exercise before your trip for six to eight
weeks before departure. For many people,
their one week’s skiing is the most intense
exercise they will do all year so their muscles
are more susceptible to injury. Beware of
fatigue and don’t attempt that last run if you’re
feeling tired. Exercise advice can be provided
by chartered sports physiotherapists in
practice across the UK.
• Ensure all equipment is professionally fi tted
PROMOTION
SKIING – REDUCE RISK OF
KNEE INJURIES
and well maintained, especially ski bindings.
• Moderate alcohol intake during the day.
Research has shown that excess alcohol
contributes to a higher percentage of hospital
admissions after lunch.
If you are unlucky enough to sustain a knee
injury, early specialist advice is critical to
make the best possible recovery. Many ski
resorts have experienced doctors to assess
and provide initial treatment, but beware
of being coerced into surgery. Immediate
surgical treatments are rarely necessary
following skiing injuries (with the exception
of fractures) and often a simple brace and
crutches will allow time for refl ection over the
different treatment options available once you
have consulted an expert.
The Yorkshire Knee Clinic can help winter
sports enthusiasts return to fi tness and get
back on the slopes quickly following skiing
injuries. The experienced Consultants,
Stuart Calder (Leeds) and Nick London
(Harrogate), supported by dedicated sports
physiotherapists, can treat all serious injuries,
often without the need for surgery. They
offer fast appointment times so patients
can immediately access the latest imaging
(including ultrasound and MRI) and offer the
most up-to-date proven surgical techniques.
For further information please visit
www.yorkshirekneeclinic.com. To book an
appointment with a Consultant Specialist
from the Yorkshire Knee Clinic call
0800 023 4366.
Administrative offi ces at Leeds

PHOTOS PHOTOLIBRARY CORBIS A
For anyone who loves the
flavoursome and honest
style of Portuguese cuisine,
Madeira is like a welcome
culinary offshoot, featuring
many old favourites along
with some local twists and
excellent produce of its own.
Add in the fact that it boasts
a year-round sub-tropical
climate, plus world-class
varieties of fortified wine,
and it’s easy to understand
why this stunning, mountainous
island enchants those
lucky enough to visit.
There’s no better place to
get a sense for the exotic
produce of this green, lush
backwater than at the
Mercado dos Lavradores in
Funchal. It’s an assault
on the senses as fl owers vie
with locally grown oranges,
mangos, passion fruit, guavas,
fi gs and all manner of
colourful tropical fruits and
vegetables, along with the
fi sh and meats that make up
the Madeiran diet. There’s
no mistaking the almost
primeval-looking espada,
the popular bug-eyed black
scabbard fi sh that lives deep
in the waters off Madeira’s
plunging shores.
It’s this mixture of warm
climate, ample sun, ever-
present sea and vertiginously
terraced land that
produces such a wealth of
culinary delights.
Your fi rst introduction to
local fl avours is likely to be
Madeira’s own bread, bolo
do caco, made from wheat
and sweet potato fl our. It’s
best when cooked quickly on
an open fire and served
warm, often with garlicky
butter. Soups, such as the
oniony sopa de tomate,
served with a just poached
egg fl oating atop, are tasty
fi llers, but save room for the
main event, often fish or
meat cooked simply, again
over open coals.
Despite its ubiquitous
presence, espada is a lightly
flavoured fish, typically
served in plump fi llets, that
makes a surprisingly good
FOOD AND DRINK
DINE LIKE A LOCAL
Mouthful Of Madeira
Feeling a little peckish on the Portuguese archipelago?
Andrew Catchpole explores an island paradise with far
more to offer than its namesake cake/wine combo
THIS PAGE: MADEIRA’S TERRACED
VINEYARDS, TENACIOUS LOCALS AND
TERRIFIC PRODUCE ADD UP TO SOME
MEMORABLE LOCAL MEALS
match with fried local
bananas. It’s tuna, though,
that is the real local piscatorial
delicacy, marinated in oil
and herbs before being
grilled and served as bifes
de atum. Look out, too, for
firm-fleshed sea bream
(pargo) and the very tasty
red mullet (salmonete),
along with hearty fi sh stews
such as caldeirada and
tangy dishes of bacalhau
(salted cod), a particular
Portuguese favourite.
The meat typically packs
a tasty punch here, from
grilled cuts of pork and lamb
to dishes such as carne de
vinha d’alhos (pork marinated
in herbs, oil and wine).
Rabbit, quail and espetada
– trencherman chunks of
skewered beef seasoned
with sea salt, garlic and
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DINE LIKE A LOCAL
crushed bay leaves then
roasted over the fi re – are
equally hearty options.
Finally, leave space for
bolo de mel, Madeira’s traditional
Christmas cake
which is eaten all year round.
It’s an incredibly dense,
spicy, molasses-rich cake
(made with sugar cane
honey) that slips down well
with a sweet Malvasia wine
(see the recipe above for
how this differs from the
UK’s Madeira cake).
No visit to the island is
really complete without
a trip to the wine lodges
where Madeira is made.
Here you’ll learn (and see)
how these famous fortifi ed
wines are created, including
the extraordinary estufagem
process whereby vats of
base wines are heated for
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WINES ARE THE TOAST OF THE WORLD
long periods of time to
imbue them with a rich,
caramelised intensity that
imparts complex, lingering
flavours and the ability to
age for tens if not hundreds
of years.
These vinhos generosos
are simple enough to understand.
Aged and blended
according to quality and
type, they fall into four main
styles: Sercial, a dry sherrystyle
aperitif; Verdelho,
an intense, medium-dry,
amber-coloured wine; Bual,
a rich, semi-sweet dessert
wine; and Malvasia, the fullest
and sweetest-bodied
Madeira, which lingers long
on the palate with rich,
raisony notes of dried fruits
and other intense, mouthfi
lling fl avours. Producers’
names to look out for include
the supurb Henriques
& Henriques. Unmissable
new restaurants include
Michelin-starred Galo de
Ouro at the Cliff Bay Hotel
and Uva at the Vine Hotel
with (winner of three
Michelin stars) Antoinne
Westermann at the helm.
Madeira Cake
Ingredients
185g unsalted butter,
softened
125g caster sugar
3 eggs, lightly beaten
2 teaspoons finely grated
orange or lemon zest
A few small slices of candied
citrus peel
155g self-raising fl our,
sifted
126g plain fl our
2 tablespoons milk
1. Preheat oven to 160°C
(150°F). Lightly grease
a loaf tin with a base
measuring 20cm x 10cm x
7cm, and line the base and
sides with baking paper.
2. Cream the butter and
sugar in a small bowl with
an electric beater until
light and fl uffy. Add the
orange or lemon zest
and beat until combined.
Transfer to a large bowl.
Using a metal spoon, fold in
the fl our and milk. Stir until
the mixture is smooth.
3. Spoon into the loaf tin
and smooth the surface.
Bake for 50 minutes, or
until a skewer comes out
clean when inserted into
the centre of the cake.
Cool the cake in the tin for
10 minutes before turning
out on to a wire rack to
cool completely. Decorate
with the candied peel.
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All the products sold by Amarya are certified
organic. which means all of them have been
certified by a recognised body such as The
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While many products call themselves natural
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Visit our store or contact our qualified beauty
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all presented in a beautiful and cleverly designed box
made from sustainable materials
and gift wrapped for that luxurious look.
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with a slick of eyeliner applied to both top and
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for this and lashings of mascara. Perfect sparkle!
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PARIS MATCH
FRENCH JEWELLERS LES NÉRÉIDES SAY ‘PFFF!’ TO CONVENTION, COMBINING
THEIR INTERPRETATIONS OF PARISIAN CHIC WITH KOOKY JUNKSHOP CREATIVITY

FASHION
TEXT LUCILLE HOWE
Ugly Betty recently borrowed a quote from Coco Chanel: “You should
always take off the last thing you put on in order not to over-accessorise.”
As long it’s not your dress/trousers, this is sound advice indeed. Unless, of
course, you’ve just gone shopping at Les Néréides…
Hidden like a layer of buttery fondant in the macaroon of La Marais,
Les Néréides jewellers is as sweet an outfi t as you could hope for in Paris. Rue du
Bourg l’Abbé is home to the international concept store and the label’s founders,
Pascale and Enzo Amaddeo. Pascale is, like most French women, classy with regards
to lying about her age, and brushes off the question with a “Pfff!”. But she will
admit that she began designing jewellery 36 years ago. “It is important that my
pieces express an emotion,” she tells me with passion, before adding, with a glint
in her eye, “and that they make you laugh.” An eccentric redhead with the
potential to be a femme fatale, she wears some of her own autumn/winter
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collection pieces around her neck with blatant
disregard for Coco Chanel. As she turns over the
purple glass stones of her necklace she shows me how
each gem is individually set and sealed with the Les
Néréides signature – impressive given that the piece is
the same price as steak et poivres and kir royals for
two. Les Néréides must be a godsend for every man
with a cinq-a-sept femme (a fi ve-to-seven o’clock
mistress) and a modest wage.
Audrey, a Christina Ricci lookalike and Pascale’s
girl on the shop fl oor, tells me that men love coming
into the shop. And when the store boasts so many
gorgeous staff, who can blame them?
What’s great about Les Néréides and its N2 diffusion
line is that there is something for every woman,
whichever one of her variable moods she may be in,
from graphic silver-heart pendants, to smiley-face,
acid-house earrings (I ask Pascale if she ever went
“raving”; she says she still does), to a kitsch, naughty
kitten, swinging on a little champagne bottle at the
end of a chain.
This season, Pascale has joined the circus for
a themed collection, which features a black top hat
perched on a ring with a rabbit jumping out of it.
Look inside the big top charm on the necklace and
you can just make out the tiny silver silhouettes of
the ringmaster and an elephant.
The girls in the offi ce have fun. This is the Les
Néréides style. When I visit the shop, Enzo has just
arrived back from the countryside with a crate full of
green plums that are decamped to bowls around the
store. A group of girls hand-stitch display cushions
from a vintage silk scarf that Pascale has donated from
her own wardrobe. Pascale likes to cook pasta for her
favourite customers in the store’s kitchen, and she holds
legendary birthday parties downstairs for each of her
girls at which, Audrey tells me with respect, “Pascale
is always the last to leave the dancefl oor.” When it came
to choosing someone for next season’s look-book,
Pascale wasn’t interested in models. “She has crushes,”
Audrey giggles naughtily. “She met a girl at Fashion
Week last year who she loved and she wanted to use
her. Last year it was one of our interns.”
I can think of a Chanel quote much better suited to
the Les Néréides lovelies: “A girl should be two things:
classy and fabulous.” And they so are.
There’s something for every
woman, from silver-heart
pendants to smiley-face,
acid-house earrings
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PARIS JE T’AIME
Once you’ve accessorised in
a manner of which Coco Channel
would approve, it’s time to work
it in a venue befi tting your jewels
and faux-junkshop pieces…
DIOR POLICY
JetAway recommends the new
restaurant at Hôtel de Vendôme,
which was styled with Dior in
mind. Think dog’s tooth check
black-and-white cushioned
chairs, orchids and giant coffee-
table books honouring the
designer. The menu is seasonal
and ingredients are sourced
locally. The fruity champagne
cocktails are cloudy with fresh
pulp and they’re the perfect
way to toast the fact you’re in
a Parisian institution dating from
1832 and the reign of Louis XIV.
1 Place Vendôme 75001
00 33 1 55 04 55 00
STARCK CONTRASTS
Funkily bunk down at Mama
Shelter, the new Philippe Starckdesigned
hangout in the
northwest of the city. It’s a onestop,
fun hotel with rooms that
have cute masks hanging over
the lights and a restaurant that’s
full every night, serving up
delicious affordable food while
a guest DJ creates the vibe. We
had crusty baguette with three
FASHION
JUNKY JEWELLERY
chunky dips including a moreish
aubergine number and rustic
hummus. The attention to detail,
from the bonkers stats quoted in
the lifts to the weather reports
on the mirrors of each fl oor,
remind you that you may be
a 20-minute bus journey from
Le Marais but you’re still in the
middle of the party.
109 rue de Bagnolet 75020
00 33 1 43 48 48 48
FUNKY HAUSSMANN
For VIP treatment, try the
revamped Westin Paris hotel
near the Champs-Elysées, which
has just unveiled its gorgeous
Terrace restaurant. All rooms
have an iPod dock, fl atscreen
TVs and wi-fi , plus there are free
electric bikes. The hotel was
designed by Baron Haussmann,
with balconies on the fi rst and
top fl oors and a black door to
signify the owners’ high social
standing. Fancy!
3 Rue de Castiglione 75001
00 33 1 44 77 11 11
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CLUB★ARAZZI
A NEW BREED OF SNAPPER IS HUNTING FOR THE PERFECT PICTURE ON THE WORLD’S DANCEFLOORS
Rarely a weekend goes by without fi nding that
someone’s posted a dodgy party pic of you on
Facebook… it was 3am, your make-up was round
your knees and now you’re groping for the “de-tag”
option and hoping that honey you just “friend
approved” hasn’t seen it yet. Is a photograph of you
using two beer bottles as a pointy Madonna bra really
going to be your legacy?
As the sun sets on Ibiza and the doors close on
Space, Pacha and Eden for another summer, the lights
are switching on elsewhere. Tel Aviv’s fi rst superclub,
Haoman 17, which has played host to Pauls Oakenfold
and Van Dyk, will be rocking through the winter.
Meanwhile, Prague institution Roxy will still be
going strong. The former cinema and ballroom
located at the legendary Dlouha 33 calls everyone
from Andy C to the Freestylers and Faithless its
friends. Closer to home, Oceana and Tiger Tiger in
Leeds will be fl ying the fl ag for UK clubbing. Needless
to say, there are plenty of opportunities for a knees-up,
and a new group of photographers are scouring
the world’s clubs for the perfect picture of hedonism
– so be ready for it.
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
Photographer Billa Baldwin bets that you look good
on the dancefl oor. What began as a clubber taking
his camera everywhere soon turned into a career.
Baldwin’s now amassed more than 28,000 images,
and had his pictures published in Vogue. Despite
having been commissioned for the last three years
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by the British Fashion Council to take backstage photos
during London Fashion Week, Baldwin still heads
out to document the UK’s nightlife as often as
he can. “When I fi rst started it was really expensive,
I was using about six or seven fi lms every week,” he
says. “It wasn’t until digital that it really started kicking
off. I just took it everywhere.”
An important thing for Baldwin, despite clubbing
having paved the way to a lucrative career, is to be
there as a fan fi rst and a photographer second. “I’m
out clubbing, I can’t do one without the other, but
when I started, the photographs were a progression
of just being out,” he explains. With each night leading
to thousands of potential photos, what triggers
Baldwin’s eye? “These days it’s harder to get the shots,
if people see me at an event they know I’m going to
be taking some pictures. It has to be people having
a good time, I want it to be natural. I want it to be
people having fun.”
TALENT SPOTTING
Baldwin’s at the top of his game, but there’s a network
of eager young photographers documenting the scene
not just in London, but around the UK and the rest
of Europe. Online communities such as www.party
fotky.com in Prague and www.dontstayin.com here
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in the UK are more than happy to share their photos. These are online communities
where people can fi nd a night, organise a night, promote a night and,
all importantly, document it.
Carl Sukonik is one half of www.tilllate.com and based in Manchester in order
to snap the northern club scene. “We do airbrush,” he admits, “but we also train
photographers to take fl attering pictures… usually from above for the girls, because
it takes out all the shadows, and from below for the boys so that they look more
muscular.” So where exactly is the party at right now? “At the moment, the
student scene in Leeds is bigger than Manchester, which is better for VIP nights
where there may not be a DJ but there will be lots of posing.”
“The biggest events are by The Warehouse Project, which take place in
a multistorey car park under a bridge. You can expect DJs such as the Swedish
House Mafi a and acts including La Roux. There are people of all ages partying
hard, including this 55-year-old guy I see out all the time. He’s probably been
snapped and has our card, but he may not be putting his pics up on Facebook!”
PHOTOS WWW.DONTSTAYIN.COM, BILLA BALDWIN

TEXT DAMON SYSON | PHOTOS ELISABETH HOFF
PINK PANTHER
IT WAS THE CELEBRITY STORY OF THE YEAR – A TWISTED TALE OF LOVE GONE SOUR FOR THE PINK
PRINCESS TURNED JUNGLE CAT. JETAWAY LOOKS BACK IN AMAZEMENT AT KATIE AND PETER’S BIG YEAR
It was a match made in TV heaven. Katie Price,
the artist formerly known as Jordan, was a troubled
glamour model whose fame and fortune had
swelled as dramatically as her cleavage. Peter Andre,
meanwhile, was an Australian one-hit wonder who also
had a large chest.
They fell in love in the most unlikely of places – the
Aussie jungle, while fi lming I’m a Celebrity… Get Me
Out of Here! Around the nation’s water coolers, many
of us commented that we’d rather have a witchetty grub
in our mouth than snog either of them. But their touching
displays of affection gradually won us over. Peter
even invented a new word, “insania” – which turned
out to be a pretty accurate description of the next six
years of his life…
THE HAPPY COUPLE
On 10 September 2005, 17 months after leaving the
jungle, Katie and Peter marry at Highclere Castle,
Berkshire. Highlights of the Cinderella-themed ceremony
include her arrival in a pink horse-drawn carriage, tottering
down the aisle to Whitney Houston’s I Have
Nothing (I Have Nothing On would probably have been
more appropriate), his and hers thrones and, for the fi rst
dance, the happy couple’s very own recording of A Whole
New World from the movie Aladdin.
Understandably, there is some concern over the difference
in their wealth. Katie is worth an estimated
£40m, while Peter’s career is pretty much on the skids.
They sign a pre-nuptial agreement on Peter’s insistence.
“Whatever happens,” he says. “I can’t take half of what
she’s got. I don’t want anything from her apart from her
love.” Aaah, romantic innit?
At fi rst some commentators suggest that the whole
marriage is an elaborate con to further their careers but
the happy couple set about proving that publicity means
nothing to them by having their entire lives documented
on a series of fl y-on-the-wall TV shows. Mainly these
programmes consist of Peter looking exasperated while
Katie behaves like a spoiled toddler.
THE BEGINNING OF THE END
Four years on, by the time we get to ITV2 reality show
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rosy in the marriage. Mind you, every now and then
there are moments of touching affection. And there’s
no denying that Peter is a doting father to their children
Junior Savva Andreas, now 4, Princess Tiaamii, 2, and
to Katie’s son, Harvey, 7.
Throughout the fi rst half of 2009, there are reports of
friction within the marriage, but Katie and Peter insist
they are rock solid. Later, reports emerge suggesting that
they have not had sex for two years. Katie starts going
out on the town, much to the delight of the paparazzi.
Alarm bells ring. Teetotal Peter has previously said he is
uncomfortable with Katie’s taste for wild nights out. In
his autobiography, he writes: “I trust her when she’s sober,
but I don’t trust her when she’s drinking.”
The fi nal straw is a night out at Flamingos nightclub
in Bristol during which Katie is photographed in the
company of dressage trainer Andrew Gould. Later, in a
TV interview with Piers Morgan, she claims Peter was
madly jealous of her relationship with Gould, which she
insists is entirely platonic.
IT’S OFFICIAL
Even after this furore, both Katie and Peter vigorously
deny persistent rumours of marital discord. They even
claim to be thinking of trying for another baby. But on
13 May a spokesperson ends the speculation, confi rming
that the couple have split.
The statement reads: “Peter Andre and Katie Price are
separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They
have both requested that the media respect their families’
privacy at this diffi cult time.” Which could rank as the
funniest joke of 2009.
In a bizarre twist, around the same time, ITV2 viewers
get to watch uncomfortable footage of the fi nal throes
of the relationship, including one excruciating row in
which Katie calls Peter “an old f***ing singer no one
knows about” while he retaliates by branding her a “stupid,
arrogant cow”.
WHAT KATIE DID VEXED
Katie and Peter fl ee to different corners of the globe – he
to Cyprus, and she to the Maldives and the luxury
£2,800-a-night villa in the Conrad Rangali resort where
the couple spent their honeymoon.
Katie is said to be “pining” for Peter, telling her army
of Twitter followers that she misses him. “I’m still keeping
a dignifi ed silence,” she writes. “I have made no comments,
they are made up. I’m heartbroken. I never wanted
any of this. We all miss Pete.”
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I’M GOING
TO HAVE A
WICKED TIME.
I AM WELL
UP FOR IT
The Sun reports that she is bombarding her estranged
husband with texts, promising to be a “wild animal” in
the bedroom again, but she receives no messages in return.
As we know, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
The dignifi ed silence doesn’t last long.
IBIZA AND UNCOVERED
On 17 June, Katie jets off to Ibiza while Peter heads to
Cyprus with the kids. At the airport, she loudly announces:
“Yee haa, I’m going to have some fun at last. It’s been a
f***ing nightmare but I’m going to have a wicked time.
I am well up for it.”
This proves to be an understatement. Industrial quantities
of champagne, vodka and Red Bull are consumed
as Katie – staying at Es Vive hotel – visits a string of bars
and clubs. Arriving at the Ibiza Rocks Hotel to watch
The Ting Tings, she launches into a tirade at a female fan
who asks for a photograph. Katie snaps: “No, I’m not
having my picture with you. Another thing, I should let
you know that you’re ugly. Really ugly.”
Later, outside Eden nightclub in San Antonio, a welloiled
Katie amuses herself by putting her sailor’s cap on
the heads of other clubbers. But things turn ugly when
she takes offence to something a female clubber says and
screeches: “I’m going to cut you up. Seriously, I am going
to cut you.”
During the remainder of this 24-hour bender she
snogs two blokes and gyrates her body against a pole
while fl ashing off her boobs and G-string. None of this
goes down well with Peter, who apparently was unaware
of Katie’s holiday plans until he reads about the trip on
the internet.
THE MESSY AFTERMATH
The gloves are off by August, when the couple
lock horns on TV – where else? Both
have recorded fl y-on-the-wall shows documenting
the weeks following the break-up.
What Katie Did Next gets a respectable audience of
1.28m, but it is beaten by Peter’s offering, Going It Alone,
which pulls in 1.72m viewers. Round one to Peter!
On 9 September, Katie celebrates her decree nisi (the
offi cial granting of the divorce) with a glass of pink champagne.
Now things start to get really messy. Peter has
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ALEX, WHO ALSO MOONLIGHTS AS A
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PETER ANDRE’S BOLT-HOLE IN CYPRUS;
KATIE GOES WILD IN THE JUNGLE AGAIN
offi cially remained single since the split (though Katie
insists he’s been secretly having sex with a string of
women). She, meanwhile, begins a new relationship with
cage-fi ghter Alex Reid.
It emerges that Alex enjoys dressing up as a woman
and has an alter-ego called Roxanne, whom Katie claims
to have had sex with. Peter goes ballistic when their son
Junior accidentally calls Alex “dad”, threatening the new
boyfriend with violence according to Katie’s entry on
Twitter: “Pete said: ‘I’m gonna break your f***ing legs,
watch your back.’ Nice, Pete, in front of kids.”
She later adds: “Alex is calm, a real gentle guy. Stop
believing what you read and realise Pete is not the sweet
guy that he always portrays. His true colours are starting
to come out, thank God.”
On a truly toe-curling episode of The Graham
Norton Show – in which she goes into graphic detail
about her adventurous sex-life with Alex – she claims
that Peter is refusing to speak to her: “He won’t go
into mediation with me, he won’t meet me and he
won’t speak on the phone without hurling abuse.” On
the same show, she claims that Peter had an affair with
his married manager, Claire Powell. The BBC
is forced to remove these comments from the
show for fear of legal action from Powell, who
calls the allegations “complete lies”.
To the country’s collective amazement, Katie
appears on the shortlist for Bounty’s Celebrity
Mum of the Year award.
2010: LET THE GAMES BEGIN
ITV2 has commissioned What Katie Did Next for a
second eight-week series from 14 January, and with
Katie back in the jungle, it seems the now-single girl
has come full circle. “It’s where my fairytale started and
it’s where it ends,” she said. And as she told Philip
Schofi eld and Holly Willoughby on This Morning: “All
I’d like to say to Pete is, forget the media. We’re human
beings, we were together for six years, we know each
other, let’s just sit in a room, let’s talk about the kids and
let’s just be friends.”
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HIS TRUE
COLOURS ARE
STARTING TO
COME OUT
PETE THE
GREEK
The minute the split was
announced Peter Andre took
refuge on the island of Cyprus,
staying at his £1.5m holiday villa
near Perivolia, 10 miles from
Larnaca, with brothers Michael
and Chris. The mansion has three
large bedrooms, a Jacuzzi, a
fountain in the middle of the villa,
a tennis court, swimming pool and
a large fence to protect his family
from the prying lenses of
photographers.
Peter’s parents Thea and
Savva were both born on Cyprus,
the third-largest island in the
Mediterranean, which boasts
beautiful cove beaches, mountain
ranges and fascinating
archaeology. The singer is said to
be a big fan of Greek culture as
well as being able to speak the
language fl uently. He has
reportedly signed a £1.5m deal to
produce a cookbook containing
Greek family recipes.
PHOTOS REX

Venice
UNMASKED
EVERY LOCAL THINKS THEY HAVE THE LAST SAY ON WHAT TO
DO IN THEIR CITY. WE CHALLENGED TWO VENETIAN LOCALS TO
COME UP WITH THE ULTIMATE ITINERARY FOR THREE FUN-LOVING
FRIENDS. BUT DID WE RATE OR SLATE THEIR ADVICE?
TEXT LUCILLE HOWE | PHOTOS RICH GARNER

Itinerary 1
KNOW-IT-ALL: BRAD HARDEN AT
WWW.TRIPBOD.COM
We found him: through the online networking site
www.tripbod.com, which charges £16 to pair you
with a local who helps plan your trip.
His creds: “I’ve worked for a company called
Ciao Bella Tours as the PA to the president,
doing research about various cities throughout
Italy including Rome, Florence, Milan, Venice,
Verona. Guided tours of cities are also part of my
repertoire. I also teach English to 22 students in
my home in Padua.
“Tripbod is great for introducing fi rst timers to
cities such as Venice… I love their enthusiasm to
see what’s around the next corner. It allows me to
visit the city for the fi rst time again. Likewise, the
clients that have been multiple times are always ready
for a new experience that’s draped in local fl avour
– whether it’s local food, drinks, or festivals.”
How it works: You fi ll out a questionnaire with
basic details about your age, gender etc and then tick a
number of options about whether you’re travelling to
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fi nd romance, action, culture or adrenaline. Tripbod
then hooks you up with a local in your destination
and you get to ask them fi ve questions of your choice.
Overnight Brad got back to us with his responses,
which made up the itinerary, plus a great map, with
notes, which detailed how to get from our apartment
to each of the suggestions.
1Best place for a prosecco – “That’s easy, head off
to Cantina Vecia Carbonera or Bancogiro, these
two places are fi lled with locals every night, they’re
truly Venetian.”
2Best place for live music – “In my opinion,
that’s the Venice Jazz Club. The in-house
quartet contains some of the best performers from
the area who are often joined by musicians from
around the world.

For the best bird’s eye view, head to the
bell tower in Saint Mark’s Square. For a
more panoramic view, and fewer people,
get the vaporetto across to Palazzo Grassi
3Best pizza and pasta in town – “Ae Oche in
Dorsoduro, it’s a little bit on the family-orientated
side, but for Venice it’s going to be the best pizza
that’s not in the same category as ‘frozen’.”
4Best view in Venice – “There are two, depending
on what you want. For the best bird’s-eye view,
head to the Bell Tower in Saint Mark’s Square. For
a more panoramic view (and fewer people), get the
vaporetto across the Grand Canal to Palazzo Grassi.”
5Most romantic place – “Piazza San Marco just
before midnight. If you hear the bells then you’re
with your soul mate... make sure you slow-dance to
the bands that are winding down.”
We say… itinerise this!
With only 48 hours in the city, we couldn’t get
to all of Brad’s suggestions but we reckon he’s on
the money. After a morning walking the city, we
decided it was prosecco o’clock (to be fair, this is any
time from 10am in Italy) and rolled into the Cantina
Vecia Carbonera, a typical Venetian eatery, where all
the tasty snacks are presented at the counter and you
create your own selection on a plate to accompany
your fi rst fi zzy tipple of the day.
We went for the toastie fi lled with ham (off the
bone) and cheese, and a vegetable tortilla. Everything
ranged from 1.50-2.50 euros, which is reasonable for
this city. This recommendation has added value: a
bench where the locals park their walked-taut butts
to gossip and gulp, and a sweet area out back with big
wooden tables, vases full of orchids and a delicatessen
where you can buy the local wine. Time here
shouldn’t be hurried. The joy of prosecco, aside from
it being more palatable than champagne or cava, is it’s
cheap to buy a round – so keep ’em coming.
The Venice Jazz Club would have been a great tip
if it had included the need to book and show up for
the show at 7pm. Team JetAway assumed that the jazz
would be swinging well into the night and, after a half
hour walk from the Rialto, through congregations
of students, kicking around glass bottles in packed
squares, found the joint abandoned and mute at
11.30pm. Pfff! Our jazz hands went limp.
Time to put the romance back into the trip, we got
lost (expect this… enjoy this... in Venice) and then
found ourselves at Piazza San Marco. Unfortunately
we were too late for a last dance (we had seen the
bandstands earlier and if you can get close enough
to one to drown out the other, it is romantic) but it
was amazing to fi nd the entire place, overrun earlier,
now completely empty. Like having the pyramids to
yourself… and more seductive than Casanova.
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Itinerary 2
KNOW-IT-ALL: HOTEL CONCIERGE
MAJKA CASTELANI
We found her: at the luxury B&B San Luca (www.
sanluca-bb.com), sandwiched between the Rialto and
Piazza San Marco, and just an appetiser away from
some of Venice’s best trattorias. With fi ve rooms and
two suites, it has been open less than a year, but used
to house the priest of the local church. The original
contract even notes the presence of a ghost!
Her creds: Majka has been the hotel concierge since
San Luca’s launch and travels into the city from her
hometown of Udine. She studied public relations
before embarking on a world trip. “I have travelled
a lot myself – as far as Sydney where I worked at
Cosmopolitan magazine – so I know how precious
your time is on foreign soil.” She speaks Italian,
English and Spanish and has an interest in literature
and fashion. She welcomes visitors from countries
including America, Spain and Australia. “The
French like to go to art galleries and stroll around the
romantic streets but the Americans prefer to indulge
themselves with the delicious food and shop till they
drop in the numerous stores.” The city is touristfriendly
and all the local businesses make sure the
hotels know what they have to offer…
“Stroll through Piazza San Marco and the Doge’s
1 Palace. You can’t really say you’ve been to Venice
if you haven’t seen this. Come to the Piazza in August
and see all the boat parties moor up at the nighttime
celebration to mark the end of the Black Death,
It’s a real event for locals and if you can get invited
onboard you can jump from boat to boat and party
to party.”
“Take a trip to the island of Burano, to get lost
2 among the colourful houses and visit the Museum
and School of Lace Making (which is currently being
renovated but will open again in spring).”
3
“Loosen your belt for the tasting menu at Centrale
Restaurant Lounge (www.centrale-lounge.com)
for glamorous Venetian cuisine in the heart of the
historical centre of Venice.”
“Take a tour of the art galleries including La
4 Biennale, Palazzo Grassi (François Pinault
Collection) and Palazzo Fortuny.”
5The best way to see the city under your own steam
is from a kayak. Rene at www.venicekayak.com
organises trips.
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CLOCKWISE FROM ABOVE: CONCIERGE
MAJKA CASTELANI WELCOMES GUESTS
AT THE B&B SAN LUCA; BRAD AND
LUCILLE NEGOTIATE CANAL RAGE ON
THE VENICE WATERWAYS
We say… itinerise this!
The half-day kayak trip, starting at the lido and
crossing the lagoon like a real pioneer, was the best
tip-off of the trip. Rene, the guide, is a universe
of information and a calming infl uence in narrow
canals where he takes control to protect you from
any “canal rage”. We learn that 80% of the lagoon
used to be marsh and now it makes up only 9%,
but a German university is working on a project
called Salve to save it (www.salve.it/uk); that there
are 60,000 Venetian residents and a fl ow of 30,000
tourists each day; and that Rene sees lots of scuttling
crabs about and fi sh that like to be fed bread. Getting
in and out the boat from the slippery, algae-fi ed
sides of the canal is tricky but once you’re in it’s a
gentle but invigorating way to see Venice from the
viewpoint of the local tradesmen, and check out the
foundations of the sinking city. Rene says the kayak
is like the bike of Venice: eco-friendly and without
any noise or air pollution. And he’s right.
From the Fondamenta Nuove stop on the north
of the island we took the vaporetto to Murano for
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plastic seating inside. Less tourists, more locals, this
wasn’t the prettiest route but Murano was a pretty
destination. The island is favoured by artists and lace
makers… and Philippe Starck, the greedy designer
who owns not one, but three, properties here. The
colours of the houses look like gelato and follow a
specifi c system – if you want to paint yours, you have
to put in a request to the government who assign
certain pigments to each one. Make plenty of room
in your digital camera card for photos.
After such an active Sunday we were ready for
dinner so we had high expectations for Centrale
Lounge (above) – which exceeded them. The
contemporary, celeb-populated bar and restaurant
uses cool lighting design to carve out the space and
create intimacy. There is a lounge area kitted out
with Italian leather chairs to drink their prosecco
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Sancin red wine (only 7,000 bottles per harvest). We
put ourselves in the hands of chef Stefano Michano,
who served up a series of taster dishes such as scallops
with champagne foam, and vanilla and black rice
with fi sh and courgette cream. So much better than
your average restaurant; the food was a talking point,
a work of art, and delicious. Check out their website
for pictures of famous guests such as Paris Hilton.
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The big concrete terracing at Akritas Chloraka
(bottom of Cyprus Division 2) is baking hot so
I’m sitting on a stray bit of cardboard. There
are maybe 100 fans dotted around in the area where
my cousin Lewis and I, and thousands of fl ies, have
settled to watch the game against the second-placed
side from Larnaca. Just in front of the children aiming
toilet rolls quite accurately at the halfway line is a guy
hopping about selling tickets. But whether they are
for the match we’re watching (the turnstiles were
unmanned) or for a raffl e is unclear. About the same
number of people are dotted around on the terraces
behind the goal, a bit of concrete that seems to hang
on the hillside. Well, actually, it does hang on the
hillside, as the whole stadium is cut into a massive
drop from what is little more than a village, situated
a few miles from the tourist town of Paphos. The
stadium is rubbish, the football is rubbish and
youngsters from the home side’s youth team are
throwing things at the opposition bigwigs who are
sitting in front of me. But I adore every minute of it
because I am a football lover.
I’m doing my mid-life crisis thing and living in
Cyprus for a few months, running on the beach in
the mornings, working in a bar in the afternoons and
generally loafi ng about. Akritas Chloraka’s “stadium”
is just a short walk up the hill from my local (where
I drink not work). The other ex-pats in the bar can’t
believe I can be bothered to trek up the steep hill in
the ridiculously hot (winter) heat; copies of this
morning’s Mail On Sunday have just arrived and the
air-con is turned up high. They order more beers.
A couple of weeks later I jump in my Jeep and drive
to the capital, Nicosia, to watch Cyprus hold Germany
to a 1-1 draw in a European Championship qualifi er.
It’s become a habit: I get on a plane, I watch football
and visit stadiums. I’ve seen the FIFA Five-a-Side
World Championships in Hong Kong, wangled my
way into a corporate box in Gothenburg while
watching the England under-21s, marvelled at the
mad Boca Juniors fans in Buenos Aires, strolled down
the tunnel at Real Madrid, even managed an interisland
under-18 match while on honeymoon in
Mauritius. Like football? Me?
So you’ll forgive me for believing that the greatest
thing to happen in the travel industry was when
jumping on a plane to Europe became easier than
catching a bus to Huddersfi eld. Passport? Check.
Toothbrush? Check. Football ticket? Check.
Today, when football fans scour the fi xtures for
matches to watch it’s not just the English leagues they
check out – it’s open season on Spain, Italy, France,
Hungary and beyond. Here’s some things I’ve earnt
about European footie and where to soak up the
atmosphere when the game’s over.
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THE WORLD’S (SECOND)
RICHEST CLUB
With a revenue of £257.1m in 2007-8, Manchester
United would have been sitting at the top of the pile
in Deloitte’s annual money-making list had the pound
not fallen against euro in that period (Real Madrid
got the top spot). Expect local rivals Manchester City
to leap up from their current position of 20th when
the new list is published early in 2010.
THE BEER SPONSORS
Dutch beer brand Heineken sponsors the UEFA
Champions League so it’d be downright rude not to
show a little support, don’t you think? Luckily for
beer drinkers and football fans, Amsterdam is home
to one of the most attractive sides on the continent.
AFC Ajax, four times European Cup winners, built
their reputation by developing home-grown talent
(including one of the world’s greatest players, Johan
Cruyff) and gave birth to the phrase “total football”,
where players change positions freely during the
game. Sadly for them, a 1995 ruling in the European

Court of Justice, commonly known as the Bosman
Ruling, meant that players out of contract could move
clubs for nothing, so the Ajax of the present can be
summed up by the phrase “young, gifted and leaving”.
Still, console yourself with the fact that the Ajax
players you watch today will be the Barcelona and
Inter Milan stars of tomorrow.
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY
Oh dear, Milan football, where to start? Inter Milan
(who play in the blue and black kit) and AC Milan
(who play in red and black) both call the legendary
San Siro stadium home, and both have histories
littered with, shall we say, noteworthy events. Clouds
hung over Inter’s European semifi nal wins in 1964
and 1965 when the team were accused of bribing
referees, while just over four decades later AC had
points deducted in a similar scandal. Then there are
the fans: in 2001 riot police had to stop Inter Milan
supporters pushing a motorbike off the second tier of
the stadium, and in 2005 a player was injured with
a flare, the same year racist chanting caused an
Ivory Coast defender to attempt to walk off the pitch.
Some years earlier, the entire AC side walked off
to try to force a replay in a European Cup quarter
fi nal that they were losing to Marseille when some
fl oodlights failed. The match was awarded to Marseille
and AC were banned from competing in Europe for
a whole year.
WHERE’S THE BAR?
It’s certainly not hard to fi nd a bar in Budapest. But
boy will you struggle to fi nd the best ones for a cold,
post-match Dreher Classic. And it’s no wonder,
because the best bars can be found in abandoned
buildings, often move locations and are renowned for
not advertising. You’ll have to ask a local. Or try the
iconic Szimpla (Vll Kertész u 48; 00 36 1 321 5880).
You’ll have less trouble fi nding Stadion Hidegkuti
Nándor, which is just a couple of miles east of the
river Danube and home to MTK Hungária, a club
THE STADIUM AND THE FOOTBALL ARE
RUBBISH, BUT I ADORE EVERY MINUTE
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AJAX’S PLAYERS ARE ALL
YOUNG, GIFTED AND LEAVING
owned by Gábor Várszegi, a former rock star who
gave up his musical career in Hungary to deal
diamonds in Los Angeles. As you do...
ART IS FOOTBALL
The fi rst time I went to Barcelona my art-loving
companion made me walk a lap of the city admiring
the infl uence of Gaudi and Miró. Then, in the evening,
we circled the restaurants to fi nd one Picasso used to
frequent. It was mobbed so we ended up eating tacos
in a small Mexican place instead. This is where it truly
hit me what football means in this city. A group of
fans we chatted to made it clear that the club not only
represented their Catalan identity but also that football
was about winning “beautiful”. The Picasso museum
is the second most popular in the city. The fi rst?
Barcelona FC, of course, where art meets football.
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Daniel Ford is co-author of A Football Fan’s
Guide To Europe (New Holland, £14.99).
He is pleased to report that Akritas Chloraka
have been promoted to Cyprus Division 2
once more
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00 39 026 2281. To get there:
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00 39 02 487 7761.
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THIS PAGE: INTERSTELLAR SULKER
LUKE SKYWALKER (MARK HAMILL)
STOMPS TUNISIA’S CHOTT EL JERID
SALT FLATS DURING THE SHOOTING
OF STAR WARS IN 1976
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SIGHT
AND
SAND
WHETHER IT’S PLAYING A FICTIONAL DESERT PLANET IN STAR WARS OR
A DUSTY BIBLICAL TOWN IN THE LIFE OF BRIAN, TUNISIA HAS BEEN THE
BACKDROP FOR SOME OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE
TEXT MATT GLASBY
From Carthage’s Roman ruins in the
north to Tozeur’s endless salt fl ats in the
south, Tunisia is alive with history – fi lm
history. It’s here that Luke Skywalker fi rst
stropped off into Tattoine’s (double) sunset,
Indiana Jones wrangled trucks, snakes and Nazis, and
a man called Brian blasphemed his way to a crucifi x
singalong. “You go out into the desert, wend your
way in total isolation, fi nally crawl along and fi nd the
place where you have an angle on everything,” recalls
Canadian director David Cronenberg of his aborted
attempt to film Total Recall in the unforgiving
Saharan sands. “Then your guide says, ‘Yes, in Star
Wars they put the camera over there!’”
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HE’S NOT
THE MESSIAH,
HE’S A VERY
NAUGHTY BOY…
As if the irony of lampooning Christianity in
a Muslim country wasn’t enough, in late 1978 the
Monty Python troupe decamped to the Tunisian port
of Monastir to shoot the Bible-baiting Life Of Brian
on sets left over from Franco Zeffi relli’s rather more
reverential Jesus Of Nazareth miniseries. “I had all
these elderly Tunisians telling me, ‘Well, Mr Zeffi relli
wouldn’t have done it like that,’” remembers director
Terry Jones. He certainly wouldn’t.
A seething satire on the insanity of organised
religion, the fi lm follows unwilling iconoclast Brian
(Graham Chapman) from the stable to the cross in
Roman-ruled Jerusalem. Standing in for the Holy
Land, Monastir’s Ribat is a stone citadel built in 797
that still conjures the same sense of dust, bustle and
clandestine history. Stroll through the teeming bazaars
and you’re sure to learn a thing or two about bartering.
Stand on the watchtower, as Brian did, and you
can see from former president Hassan Bourguiba’s
mausoleum right out to the Med, although the crowds
demanding that Pontius Pilate (Michael Palin)
“Welease Woger!” have, thankfully, abated.
Appropriately for a fi lm that rides roughshod over
received wisdom, the Coliseum scenes weren’t fi lmed
at El Jem, the third largest Roman amphitheatre
in the world (after Rome and Capua), but at its more
modest equivalent in Carthage, which was duly
embellished with matte paintings and movie magic.
Still, one glimpse of the majestic remains at either site
puts paid to the question, “What have the Romans
ever done for us?” and, besides, Tunisia is hardly
a stranger to cinematic sleights of hand.
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CLOCKWISE FROM TOP: BRIAN (GRAHAM
CHAPMAN) BARTERS WITH A HOPPING-
MAD HOLY LAND BEGGAR IN THE LIFE OF
BRIAN; THE PORT OF MONASTIR TODAY,
WAMPAGING WOMANS NOT PICTURED;
GRAHAM CHAPMAN AND TERRY JONES
ARGUE THE TOSS WITH ERIC IDLE

INDIANA, WE ARE SIMPLY PASSING
THROUGH HISTORY. THIS, THIS IS HISTORY!
Whether spicing up stiff-upper-lip sauce-fest
The English Patient or anchoring the derring-do of
Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Tunisia has proved itself
nothing if not adaptable, particularly for those hoping
to recreate Egypt on the cheap. In the former, creepy
count Ralph Fiennes stalks horny posho Kristin Scott
Thomas through the mêlée of an open-air market
(actually Sfax), asking: “Did you see the Pyramids?”
in his pinched, ever-punchable tenor. “Er, no mate,
they’re 2,000 kilometres away,” she should, but doesn’t,
reply. In the latter, Indy (Harrison Ford) and chums
toast “Cairo, city of the living”, while looking out
over the beautiful white roofs of Tunisia’s Kairouan.
Local experts attribute these cinematic switcheroos
to Tunisia’s geographical variety. “You can fi nd green
European-style locations fi ve hours drive from the
waterless desert,” says Taieb Jellouli of CTV Services
fi lm production. “In the early days of Hollywood,
this is one of the reasons the fi lm industry appreciated
California – the variety of scenery over a small area
and the favourable climate.”
It’s not always plain LA sailing though. During
the suitably action-packed Raiders shoot, Ford was
MAIN PICTURE: RALPH FIENNES ELUDES
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ABOVE: INDY, RALPH AND KRISTIN
MIGHT WALK LIKE EGYPTIANS, BUT
THESE SCENES USED TUNISIAN
LOCATIONS TO STAND IN FOR CAIRO
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FROM TOP: CHOTT EL JERID’S
OTHERWORLDLY SALT LAKES;
GEORGE LUCAS TRIES TO GET HIS
HANDS ON A LITTLE GOLD MAN
(ANTHONY DANIELS); THE SIDI BOUHLEL
RAVINE FEATURES IN STAR WARS,
RAIDERS AND THE ENGLISH PATIENT
run over by a not-so-light aircraft (“The wheels rolled
up onto my knee which resulted in me tearing an
anterior cruciate ligament in my left leg… I just put
ice on it and carried on.”), dragged behind a truck
(“I’m sure it’s not dangerous – if it was dangerous
they’d wait till we had more of the movie done.”)
and, somewhat less heroically, a spectacular bout of
food poisoning. This gave rise to the scene in which
a fearsome local swordsman challenges Indy to a duel,
but gets shot, rather unsportingly, to save the actor
time between toilet trips. Suffi ce to say, Anthony
Minghella found a touch more magic among the
impossible, ever-shifting dunes of Ong Jemal,
although neither he nor Steven Spielberg could resist
paying a cinematic pilgrimage to the breath-taking
Sidi Bouhlel ravine, just east of Tozeur, a location
known as Star Wars Canyon because of its prominent
role in a certain sci-fi blockbuster.
A LONG TIME
AGO IN A
GALAXY FAR,
FAR AWAY
For the truly dedicated fi lm afi cionado, Tunisia
means only one thing: Star Wars. “When I was
searching in 1977 for somewhere to fi lm the fi rst one,
I found Tunisia the ideal place: beautiful countryside,
unique architecture and a very high level of technical
sophistication,” explains writer/director George
Lucas, who would return again for the increasingly
mercenary prequels and appropriate the name of
a local town, Tataouine, for his hero’s desert home.
First among fan sites is the Hotel Sidi Driss in the
southeastern town of Matmata where, to escape the
punishing heat, the local Berber people carved out
troglodyte dwellings. Hewn into the earth, the hotel
consists of fi ve, for want of a better word, pits, the last
of which served as Luke Skywalker’s childhood
residence. Although you can’t sleep in the exact spot
Luke would have (it’s now a kitchen), set dressing
from the fi lms remains, and the bar has been cheekily
(and incorrectly) renamed the Mos Eisly Cantina
to fool lesser geeks into thinking later scenes were
shot there too.
Because of the ever-shifting sands of the desert,
fi nding the exact locations sometimes requires Jedilevel
skills. The exteriors of the building, where
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Luke gazes sulkily at Tatooine’s twin sunset, were
fi lmed near the Algerian border on the almighty
moonscapes of the Chott el Jerid salt fl ats. Rebuilt for
2000’s The Phantom Menace, a distinctive igloo-like
building and a few man-made craters still mark the
spot. Self-styled Star Wars “Pioneer” Mark Dermul
(www.markdermul.be), who’s led expeditions to the
motherland since 2001, strongly recommends using
a guide to explore this and the more outré sets (try
Ghilane Travel Services, www.gts.douz.free.fr), but
insists that following in Luke Skywalker’s footprints
still gives him goosebumps. “We stayed there until
sunset and played some Star Wars music from an iPod
in the background,” he recalls. “Nothing has ever
been able to match that magical moment.”
www.cometotunisia.co.uk
CLOCKWISE FROM TOP RIGHT: THE SO-
CALLED STAR WARS RAVINE EAST OF
TOZEUR; A (SINGLE) TUNISIAN SUNSET;
THESE ADOBE STRUCTURES INSPIRED
THE ARCHITECTURE OF THE FILMS
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How to…
What would we do without social networking?
Some actual work, probably. When it comes
to modern technology, nothing is more
successful – and creates as much division – as
the act of harnessing the apex of 4,000 years of
accumulated technological advances in order to tell
the world what your fi ve favourite biscuits are, or how
much you miss the genius of Michael Jackson/Stephen
Gately/Keith Floyd. For some people, it’s as much
a part of their daily routine as eating and drinking
(there are already over 160 Facebook addiction groups
on Facebook. That’s how addictive Facebook is). For
others, it’s another example of the general nonviscosity
of social bonding in modern society. Put it
this way: if text messages and emails were perfect for
people who didn’t want to talk to their mates, Twitter
is for people who can’t even be bothered to do that.
According to Jack Dorsey, the inventor of Twitter,
the definition of the name is “a short burst of
inconsequential information” – and if he’s saying that,
why should anyone else bother with it?
HOW TO JOIN THE
TWITTERATI
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TEXT ALAN NEEDHAM | ILLUSTRATION HENRY OBASI
Here’s why. When used properly, Twitter and Facebook
are capable of far more than just plumbing you into
a pipeline of never-ending trivia. If you’re constantly on
the move, they’re invaluable resources for staying in touch
with your loved ones, plus they can raise your online
profi le to make you look dead important. All you have
to do is fi lter in the right people, keep out the riff-raff,
get shot of undesirables the minute they start playing up
and – most important of all – lie your rear off in the most
creative ways possible.
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FORMULATE A PLAN FOR YOUR ONLINE
PROFILE, AND STICK TO IT
Remember, Facebook was originally a networking
tool for work purposes. Great news if you’re selfemployed
and need stay in touch with like-minded
people; not so great if you make a living picking
misshapen Noodle Doodles from a conveyor belt. So
you need to decide whether you’re using Facebook
for work or play – even though as soon as other people
see you on there they’re going to hammer you with
friend requests anyway.
As for Twitter, well, it was originally created for
trivial purposes, but was soon hijacked for nefarious
means by politicians. The high-water mark for Twitter
was the 2008 US Election when Barack Obama used
it constantly, while Republicans in Connecticut set
up fake Twitter accounts for 33 local Democrat bigwigs
and got up to all manner of tomfoolery. Tsk. Find
something you feel you specialise in, be it an activity
or an area of the world, and bang on relentlessly about
it. For example, the Twittersphere is rammed with
travel tweeters, from offi cial tourist boards (such as
@visitholland and @arizonatourism), to solid advice
and tips (such as @seatguru – how to nab the best
seats on planes), to the outright random (such as
@stoppedclocks, which aims to document every
public clock in the UK that doesn’t work any more).
HAVE A CONVERSATION – FOR ABOUT
THREE HOURS AT THE BARE MINIMUM –
WITH YOUR PARTNER ABOUT YOUR
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
We now live in a world where we fi nd out about other
people’s marriages, divorces, pregnancies and split-ups
via a few dozen characters and a thumbnail gif of
a broken heart. You might think social networking
is a convenient way of letting the world know about
what’s going on with your life, but a sizable chunk of
that world would still rather be told about certain
things face to face – y’know, as if they were a friend,
as opposed to an address on a mailing list. Particularly
the person you have just dumped after changing your
profi le status from ‘in a relationship’ to ‘single’.
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GET HOOKED UP TO FAMOUS PEOPLE, AND
ACT AS IF YOU KNOW THEM
This is dead easy to do if you’re on Twitter – there
are entire magazines available that do nothing but list
the account details of celebs. Obviously, said celebs
don’t give a toss how many people subscribe to their
accounts. For example, Hugh Hefner has 75,000
people on his Twitter friend list, but do you honestly
think he sits there thinking: “Hmmm, should I roll
about on a massive bed with some blonde quintuplets,
or should I talk to some people I don’t know?”
However, don’t let that deter you. Make sure to
tack on @(name of celebrity here) in your tweets, no
matter how mundane, to make you look as if you and
they are in the same boat. Example: “@barackobama
and I both think that dark chocolate Digestives are
better with tea.” At the very least, get linked up to
Stephen Fry – he’ll take anyone on, and takes
Twittering so seriously that there’s a decent chance
he might even talk to you. His embracing of social
networking is so all-consuming that when he
threatened to leave Twitter after a row with someone
it became headline news, and brought on the ire of
people such as antiques expert Martin Miller. “The
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HUGH HEFNER
HAS 75,00O PEOPLE ON HIS
TWITTER FRIEND LIST

and globular,” he said in a press release. Unfortunately,
even he fell into the same trap by going on to say,
“I’m with Vivienne Westwood on this one…”
THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT LINKING
UP WITH PEOPLE YOU KNEW AT SCHOOL
The temptation to virtually “reacquaint yourself” with
that boy who looked awfully drooly in that red
Harrington with a UB40 transfer on the back, or that
girl who filled out a school uniform as if she was
smuggling a bouncy castle, is irresistible, but the urge
has to be fought against at all costs. If you can’t or won’t,
don’t be surprised if you are faced with images of said
girl spilling out of the same school uniform in Flares,
or said boy looking as if he has been comprehensively
beaten with the obesity stick.
Not only that, but there’s another downside to
adding your schoolmates – the fact that most of them
can’t let go of the past. You could be having a very
illuminating discussion with your new chums about,
say, the objectifi cation of women in the “Rate A
Hottie” box to the side of your profi le, only for it to
be interrupted by someone you haven’t seen since last
century butting in with “don’t no bout th@, m8 – u
usd 2 sel me nudy bks @ skul LOL”.
HONE AND POLISH YOUR FRIEND LIST
TO A BLINDING SHEEN
Look at it this way: if you were hosting an enormous
dinner party, would you invite absolutely everyone
you knew? Of course not. There’d be arguments and
fi ghts and someone’s eye would get taken out with
a fl ying sausage roll. So cull at will, for any reason
whatsoever – the pettier the better. For example,
here’s a shortlist of misdemeanours that have lead to
various acquaintances being expelled from my
hallowed circle of friendship…
Using the word “chillax” in status updates.
Repeating the same joke about Michael Jackson on
four occasions.
Persistently talking about The X Factor, as if it were
actually important in any way.
Bombarding me with invites for events at his pub,
down to and including the opening of a new brazier
in the beer garden.
Updating their status in online poker games every
two minutes.
IF YOU CAN’T CUT IT ONLINE,
PAY FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN
If anyone has fully grasped the true worth of social
networking – by appearing to be accessible to the
general public while shoving them as far away as
How to…
BRITNEY SPEARS RECENTLY
TOOK OUT AN ADVERT FOR
SOMEONE TO HANDLE HER
FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
possible – it’s celebs, and a depressingly sizeable
amount of copywriters are currently eking out a living
as “ghost tweeters”. Britney Spears recently took out
a job advert for someone to handle her Facebook and
Twitter accounts, while Kanye West has two people
writing his blog for him. If, like them, you can’t be
bothered to fi ddle about with your BlackBerry in the
back of a Hummer for all of half
a minute every day, there are plenty of consultancies
and freelancers desperate to take money from you –
but be prepared to pay anything from £20 an hour
to hundreds of pounds for a full revamp. However,
as Shaquille O’Neal pointed out (possibly on Twitter),
“It’s 140 characters… if you need a ghostwriter for
that, I feel sorry for you.” If you need to know which
celeb is faking it, try www.tweetexorcist.com, a site
which specialises, rather opportunistically, in outing
ghostwritten Twitter accounts.
BE PREPARED FOR EVERY SKELETON IN YOUR
FRIENDS’ CLOSETS TO TUMBLE OUT
As Shakespeare himself said: “There’s many a slip
twixt keyboard and fi ngertip.” It’s frightening how
quickly people forget that the whole point of social
networking is to let everybody see almost everything
you write, upload and link to. For example,
thanks to Facebook, I now know that one of my
best mates – a massive, hairy, thrash metal fan – is
very keen on groups where other men put up
photos of themselves wearing stockings and
suspenders. I had another friend who had a
penchant for groups entitled “White Girls Should
Date White Men” (notice the usage of the word
“had”), and I was also fortunate enough to catch
part of an incriminating Wall conversation between
two work colleagues in which they were being
most uncharitable about their boss’s wife.
Unfortunately, so did said boss. Oops.
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Lanzarote
THE FIRE AND ROCK ISLAND
Why Lanza’ rules: Lanzarote is one island that is hot,
hot, hot. Not only is it just the smallest of hop, skip
and jumps off the coast of sizzling West Africa (or
127km to be exact), meaning it’s toasty all year round,
but its incredible lunar landscapes are the result of
tonnes and tonnes of volcanic activity. In fact, so awesome
are the ’scapes that September saw fashion house
Sisley use the island as a backdrop for its new mail-order
website. So it’s a hotspot in more ways than one.
The highlight of Lanzarote’s spectacular geography
is the Montañas del Fuego (fi re mountains) region of
Timanfaya National Park, which was created 300 or
so years ago when more than 100 volcanoes formed
rapidly over a 50km sq area, devastating everything
in their path. Here, volcanic activity remains just
under the surface – literally – with the park running
demonstrations to show how, just a few metres below
your feet, temperatures of between 400ºC and 600ºC
still rage to this day.
But the volcanoes keep on giving. As well as the
lunar landscapes and the “fi re island” national park,
Lanzarote sits atop a huge cave system, created by – yup
– volcanic activity. Not only is there the world’s
longest volcanic cave to get your noodle around (the
Atlantida Tunnel, coming in it at nearly 7km), but
there’s also the Jameos del Agua. A series of caves with
collapsed roofs that have been turned into an auditorium,
a pool, restaurants and gardens, the one-ofa-kind
Jameos has been dubbed “the most beautiful
nightclub in the world” by the famous artist and
architect who developed them, César Manrique.
Give your holiday the royal treatment: Isango
runs several great tours showing off landscapes that are
truly unique to the Canaries. For those that want to
give their holiday some fireworks, the Southern
Lanzarote Nature Tour comes highly recommended.
www.isango.com
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JET2HOLIDAYS DING DONG DEAL:
7 NIGHTS HALF BOARD AT THE FOUR STAR HOTEL BEATRIZ COSTA &
SPA, COSTA TEGUISE, LANZAROTE, FROM £399 PER PERSON.
DEPARTING MANCHESTER MAY 6 2010
COOLING OFF
CAN’T TAKE THE HEAT?
Don’t worry if stunning lunar
landscapes and volcano-based
fun ain’t ya thing – there’s plenty
more to do. Especially if you’re
into watersports. Yep, if you want
to get rad, man, Lanza’s the place,
with surfi ng, windsurfi ng,
kitesurfi ng and kiteboarding all
huge on the island. Or if all that is
waaaay too energetic for you,
then how about some spa action?
Spa enthusiasts who know that it
takes more than a tepid Jacuzzi
and a dank steam room to make
a spa will love the one at the
Hotel Beatriz on Costa Teguise,
a Roman-themed thallasotherapy
centre with 23 separate water
treatments. Failing that, there’s
always the beach, babe.
7 nights half board available from
www.Jet2holidays.com (see left)
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If you want to bake by day and burn the
dancefl oor up by night, Tenerife is for you
Tenerife
THE SPLIT-PERSONALITY ISLAND
Why the ’Rife rules: Tenerife, the king of the
Canaries, is pure gold for those can’t decide what to do
with their holiday. Detox or retox? Sun and sand or
offbeat adventure? Ah, decisions, decisions…
Of course, with its 67km of beaches and smoking
nightlife, the island is best known for its classic beach
’n’ clubbing combo. If you want to bake by day and
burn the dancefl oor up by night then the ’Rife is
without doubt the place for you. Head to Playa de Las
Americas, the epicentre of the clubbing scene, to shake
your tail feather to some funky fl oor fi llers, get sticky
at a foam party, or blow your whistle to a huge range
of superstar DJs.
But that’s not all this spectacular island has to offer,
oh no. If you peel yourself away from the clubs and off
the beaches, you’ll discover something so different it’ll
blow you away – the interior of Tenerife is so beautiful
that nearly half of the island is protected by the Canary
Islands Network for Naturally Protected Areas
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conservation group.
As well as rocking the singularly huge World
Heritage-listed Teide volcano (the third tallest on the
planet, no less), Tenerife offers a stunning diversity of
microclimates. Away from the bustle of the coast,
nature reigns supreme. Here, pine forests, snow-capped
volcanic peaks, semi-deserts, cliffs, massifs, valleys,
ravines and gorges rule, so grab a decent pair of
walking shoes, get to the Parque Nacional del Teide,
choose one of the 21 marked trails and then kiss that
hangover goodbye!
Give your holiday the royal treatment: Isango
runs trips to Mount Teide, meaning you can go from
being the king or queen of sun-lounging, cocktailquaffi
ng, and dancefl oor-burning to being a nature
lover in one easy step. www.isango.com
JET2HOLIDAYS DING DONG DEAL:
7 NIGHTS SELF CATERING AT THE THREE STAR LAGUNA PARK
II APARTMENTS IN PLAYA DE LAS AMERICAS, TENERIFE,
FROM £259 PER PERSON.
DEPARTING MANCHESTER ON SEPTEMBER 14 2010
WILD TIMES
Want to take the nature
love-in further?
If you think the nightlife of Playa
de Las Americas can get feral
then you haven’t seen anything
yet. Although the giant rats and
metre-long tortoises are long
gone, head into the island’s
interior and you’ll fi nd mammals,
birds, reptiles and amphibians of
every description; head out to
sea, however, and it gets even
wilder, with marine turtles,
whales, dolphins, barracuda,
tuna, sailfi sh and sharks all
making an appearance. Diving,
snorkelling, deep-sea fi shing,
or booking yourself on to the
Submarine Safari are the best
ways of seeing the marine life
in all its glory.
www.submarinesafaris.com
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If you want to bake by day and burn the
dancefl oor up by night, Tenerife is for you
Tenerife
THE SPLIT-PERSONALITY ISLAND
Why the ’Rife rules: Tenerife, the king of the
Canaries, is pure gold for those can’t decide what to do
with their holiday. Detox or retox? Sun and sand or
offbeat adventure? Ah, decisions, decisions…
Of course, with its 67km of beaches and smoking
nightlife, the island is best known for its classic beach
’n’ clubbing combo. If you want to bake by day and
burn the dancefl oor up by night then the ’Rife is
without doubt the place for you. Head to Playa de Las
Americas, the epicentre of the clubbing scene, to shake
your tail feather to some funky fl oor fi llers, get sticky
at a foam party, or blow your whistle to a huge range
of superstar DJs.
But that’s not all this spectacular island has to offer,
oh no. If you peel yourself away from the clubs and off
the beaches, you’ll discover something so different it’ll
blow you away – the interior of Tenerife is so beautiful
that nearly half of the island is protected by the Canary
Islands Network for Naturally Protected Areas
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conservation group.
As well as rocking the singularly huge World
Heritage-listed Teide volcano (the third tallest on the
planet, no less), Tenerife offers a stunning diversity of
microclimates. Away from the bustle of the coast,
nature reigns supreme. Here, pine forests, snow-capped
volcanic peaks, semi-deserts, cliffs, massifs, valleys,
ravines and gorges rule, so grab a decent pair of
walking shoes, get to the Parque Nacional del Teide,
choose one of the 21 marked trails and then kiss that
hangover goodbye!
Give your holiday the royal treatment: Isango
runs trips to Mount Teide, meaning you can go from
being the king or queen of sun-lounging, cocktailquaffi
ng, and dancefl oor-burning to being a nature
lover in one easy step. www.isango.com
JET2HOLIDAYS DING DONG DEAL:
7 NIGHTS SELF CATERING AT THE THREE STAR LAGUNA PARK
II APARTMENTS IN PLAYA DE LAS AMERICAS, TENERIFE,
FROM £259 PER PERSON.
DEPARTING MANCHESTER ON SEPTEMBER 14 2010
WILD TIMES
Want to take the nature
love-in further?
If you think the nightlife of Playa
de Las Americas can get feral
then you haven’t seen anything
yet. Although the giant rats and
metre-long tortoises are long
gone, head into the island’s
interior and you’ll fi nd mammals,
birds, reptiles and amphibians of
every description; head out to
sea, however, and it gets even
wilder, with marine turtles,
whales, dolphins, barracuda,
tuna, sailfi sh and sharks all
making an appearance. Diving,
snorkelling, deep-sea fi shing,
or booking yourself on to the
Submarine Safari are the best
ways of seeing the marine life
in all its glory.
www.submarinesafaris.com
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DESTINATION!
Gran Canaria
THE WHOLE-WORLD-IN-ONE ISLAND
Why Gran’ rules: Called “the miniature continent”,
this modest island is no one-trick-pony. From the
charming “Little Venice” village of Puerto Mogan to
the vast, romantic beauty of the Saharan Dunes of
Maspalomas, via the Wild West rock formations of the
Parque Rural del Nublo, the alpine pine forests of
Tamadaba, the paradisiacal La Aldea beach, and the
verdant Doramas Jungle, you could go round the world
in one week on Unesco-protected Gran Canaria.
Enough, in other words, to keep those getting a bit
fi dgety on their sun loungers busy.
Of course, with this one-off island, hiring a car and
driving around with your jaw on the fl oor would be
entertainment enough. But why do just that when you
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experience it up close and personal? Make like
Lawrence of Arabia and trek the 400-hectare stretch
of the Maspalomas dunes on foot or atop a camel, head
to the aeroclub at Tarajalillo on the south coast and get
a bird’s eye view of the island with a scenic fl ight, go
horse riding across a national park, try diving off
Puerto de Mogan to explore the shipwrecks and caves
(or check out the marine reserve at Playa de El Cabrón
on the eastern side), or simply go day-tripping on
a catamaran and pootle around the coast.
Give your holiday the royal treatment: Don’t
worry if you can’t decide what you’d like to do – you
can do it all! Isango operates a wide variety of tours,
from helicopter rides to catamaran trips. Our favourite?
The Adventure Tour, a full-day trip that will see you
exploring the island’s amazing interior on a Jeep safari
and camel ride. www.isango.com
JET2HOLIDAYS DING DONG DEAL:
7 NIGHTS SELF CATERING AT THE THREE STAR TISALAYA PARK
APARTMENTS IN MASPALOMAS FROM £259 PER PERSON.
DEPARTING NEWCASTLE ON SEPTEMBER 25 2010
* ALL PRICES QUOTED FOR FLIGHTS AND HOLIDAYS FEATURED
IN THE MAGAZINE ARE CORRECT AT TIME OF PRINT
CLUB CLASS
HAD ENOUGH FRESH AIR
AND EXERCISE?
OK, you can stop polishing
your halo. You’ve done the
walking, the riding and the diving,
now you want to hit the town –
hard. Those looking for
a good retox session will be
pleased to discover that the
nightlife of Gran Canaria is as
diverse as its landscape. There
are nightclubs, foam parties,
karaoke, casinos and cabarets,
not to mention bars for cocktails,
sports and the appreciation of all
things Irish. The island also has
one liveliest gay scenes in Europe,
so expect some drag queen
action too. In other words,
a holiday fi t for a king!
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Longitude: 00°30’W
Latitude: 38°22’N
Average temp in December: 12°C
Average temp in July: 25°C
Tick That Box
1. PLAY GOLF
Alicante is rapidly gaining
a reputation as a golfing
mecca, with two excellent
18-hole courses: El Plantío
and Alicante Golf, which was
designed by the legendary
Seve Ballesteros.
2. HIT THE HEIGHTS
Climb up to the top of the
medieval castle of Santa
Bárbara, which overlooks
the city. It’s 166 metres high,
but fear not – there’s a
handy lift carved into the
middle of the mountain.
3. TAKE A STROLL
Alicante is famed for its
seafront promenade, the
Paseo de la Explanada,
which has red, cream and
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black mosaic pavements
that were laid in 1957 using
a whopping 6,500,000 tiles.
AN HOUR AWAY...
Guadalest, or the “Eagle’s
Nest”. This incredible village,
perched on top of a mountain,
is one of Spain’s most
popular tourist attractions.
Built by the Moors in the 12th
century, it still has around
200 inhabitants today.
MOST FAMOUS
EXPORT: TURRON
Alicante is renowned for its
almonds, and this traditional
nougat – made by cooking
honey and then adding
toasted almonds – remains
a local delicacy.
DINE
Restaurante Darséna
Alicante is famed for its rice
dishes and this popular portside
restaurant is one of
the best paella joints in town
(00 34 965 207 589).
DANCE
La Misión
Check out the many bars of
the lively El Barrio district
before heading here. The
three floors are generally
packed by 2am (00 34 965
143 522).
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DREAM
Hesperia Lucentum
This new four-star hotel has
a great central location.
(www.hesperia.com).
SPEAK-A DE LANGUAGE
“I love you” – Te amo
“Goodbye” – Adios
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Longitude: 14°22’E
Latitude: 50°05’N
Average temp in December: 0°C
Average temp in July: 17°C
Tick That Box
1. GET OVER IT
While you’re here you can’t
miss taking a walk across
the Charles Bridge. You’ve
seen its baroque statues in
lots of movies and pop promos,
so now’s your chance
to take a stroll across one
of the most romantic bridges
in the world.
2. GO FOR A COFFEE
This is the heart of Bohemia,
where sipping coffee, eating
cake and jabbering on for
entire afternoons was
invented. The Czech capital
boasts some fabulous oldworld
coffee houses, the
grandest of which is
undoubtedly Café Imperial
(www.cafeimperial.cz).
3. VISIT A MUSEUM
Describing itself as a “fully
immersive experience” –
there’s even an interrogation
room, should you feel
the urge to confess – the
Museum of Communism is
a blast from the past (www.
muzeumkomunismu.cz).
AN HOUR AWAY...
Around 80 miles west of
Prague, discover the pictur-
esque spa town of Karlovy
Vary, which is famed for its
hot springs.
MOST FAMOUS
EXPORT: BEER
Czech pivo is known the
world over because pils –
such as Prague’s Pilsner
Urquell – was invented here.
Other popular amber
exports you’ll recognise are
Budvar and Staropramen.
DINE
U Modré Kachnicky
With its quaint rooms and
the authentic Czech cuisine
on the menu, this little gem
is the perfect place for
a romantic soirée (www.
umodrekachnicky.cz).
DANCE
Club Roxy
Prague prides itself on its
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wide range of top nightclubs
in unusual places (Cold War
bomb shelter, anyone?). But
the Roxy is still the daddy of
the lot (www.roxy.cz).
DREAM
The Icon Hotel
This new pad is suitably slick
and even contains a “wellness
centre” – just in case
you spend too much time in
the hotel’s Jet Set bar
(www.iconhotel.eu).
SPEAK-A DE LANGUAGE
“I love you” – Miluji te
“Goodbye” – Na
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1. GO SCUBA DIVING
Discover an underwater
treasure trove of tropical
fish and some awesome
wrecks (the Thistlegorm,
a WWII freighter fi lled with
military supplies, is mindblowing).
And if scuba diving
isn’t your bag, the snorkelling
is also exceptional.
2. VISIT MOUNT SINAI
Climb the 4,000 steps to the
top of the mountain and
you’ll be rewarded with
some stunning views.
3. GO FOR A SPIN
Go quad biking in the desert
– it’s the ideal way to explore
the sand dunes and indulge
those Lawrence of Arabia
fantasies.
AN HOUR AWAY...
Enjoy a candlelit dinner at a
Bedouin camp. After dinner
the candles are blown out so
you can gaze at the stars
(www.isango.com).
MOST FAMOUS
EXPORT: JEWELLERY
Not to mention gold, handi-
crafts, mother of pearl and
cotton goods. Be prepared
to haggle, though.
DINE
Kan Zaman
There’s no shortage of
Bedouin-style restaurants in
Na’ama Bay’s pedestrian
zone – but this cheap and
friendly venue, where diners
Longitude: 27° 58’N
Latitude: 34° 23’E
Average temp in December: 19°C
Average temp in July: 33°C
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lounge on big cushions
enjoying fresh local food,
really stands out from the
crowd (00 20 69 602880).
DANCE
Pacha
With an open-air dance
fl oor, visiting guest DJs from
around the world and a VIP
yacht for hire (if you’re feeling
extremely fl ush), Pacha
is Sharm’s glitziest night out
(www.pachasharm.com).
DREAM
Eden Rock
On a cliff overlooking Na’ama
Bay, Eden Rock is a smart
boutique hotel with stunning
views. The rooms are clean,
the pool area is immaculate
and there’s a private beach
just fi ve minutes away with
its very own coral reef
(www.edenrockhotel.net).
SPEAK-A DE LANGUAGE
“I love you” – Ana uhibbuk
(to a man) or ana bahibbik
(to a woman)
“Goodbye” – Ma’as-salma
PRICE OF A BEER £2.50
Flights from £79.99.
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Welcome
The Falcon Naama Star Hotel is based in the Charming
Naama Bay, 12KM from Sharm El Sheikh Internaonal
Airport and 7KM from Sharm downtown. The beauful
beach and the clear inving waters of the Red Sea are
also just a short stroll from the Naama Star Hotel.
• 185 Superior, Spacious Rooms
• Buffet Restaurant Service
Breakfast
• Internet Access Point
• Bedwin Café
The Hotel also includes:
• Pool Terrace and Snack Bar.
• One Out Door Swimming Pool
with Jacuzzi & Children’s Pool
• Live Folkloric Shows & Night
Entertainment
For more information
T:: + (202) 24540102 24540103
E: Check@falcon-hotels.com
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1. LEARN TO SURF
El Médano beach in the
southeast of the island is
the best for surfing and
windsurfi ng, but you’ll fi nd
facilities for lots of watersports
all over Tenerife.
2. TIME TRAVEL
Take a tour of the Pirámides
de Güímar, a set of mysterious
black stone pyramids on
the east coast.
3. GO WHALE WATCHING
Tenerife lies on a whale
migration route, with a third
of all species of whales and
dolphins passing through the
welcoming waters of the
Canary Islands.
AN HOUR AWAY...
Mount Teide
Well, it’s actually more like
a five-hour round trip to
Tenerife’s National Park, the
home of the third largest
volcano in the world. Take
a cable car to the summit
for panoramic views of the
island (www.isango.com).
MOST FAMOUS
EXPORT: BANANAS
The islands are famed for
Cavendish Dwarf bananas,
which we don’t get in the UK
because they’re too tiddly.
DINE
El Cine
This rough and ready Los
Cristianos restaurant is
Longitude: 16° 27’W
Latitude: 28° 15’N
Average temp in December: 16°C
Average temp in July: 22°C
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a local institution. The menu
revolves around squid, sardines
and octopus, so if you
like fresh seafood and great
chips, it’s pretty hard to beat
(00 34 609 107 758).
DANCE
Playa de las Américas
The Playa area bristles with
nightclubs, the most popular
of which are Bobby’s,
Metropolis and Tramps.
Don’t head out too early,
though – nothing gets going
much before midnight.
DREAM
El Patio, Garachico
For those who want to get
away from it all, this
secluded 16th-century
manor house in the sedate
north of the island is a gem
(www.hotelpatio.com).
SPEAK-A DE LANGUAGE
“I love you” – Te amo
“Goodbye” – Adios
PRICE OF A BEER £1.40
Flights from £49.99.
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OVER THE FENCE
DECEMBER – JANUARY
Over The Fence
Ski-loving ex-Londoner Helen Lavender and globe-trotting local lass
Melanie Marullaz share the upsides of life on the slopes of Morzine
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NEW GIRL
NAME: HELEN
AGE: 34
NATIONALITY: BRITISH
WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND
WHAT YOU DO?
I live in the lively ski resort
of Morzine in the French
Alps. I fi rst moved here in
December 2002 with my
husband, when we decided
to set up a ski and snowboarding
company providing
cool, super-stylish holidays.
Previously we’d both worked
nine-to-fi ve jobs in London,
but after working for a ski
season it inspired us to
make a career change, combining
our passion for mountain
sports with our business,
sales and marketing skills.
Now I look after all of the
bookings, PR and marketing
for our company, www.
rudechalets.com.
WERE PEOPLE SUPPORTIVE
OF YOUR MOVE?
Yes! My family and friends
were really excited about
our new business venture.
They knew how much I loved
my mountain sports and
realised that building a business
in the mountains would
be the perfect career and
lifestyle choice for me.
IN WHAT WAYS HAS YOUR
LIFE CHANGED SINCE YOU
MOVED TO FRANCE?
I enjoyed living in the UK, but
it would be hard to leave
Morzine, as I love it here.
I work harder now than I’ve
ever worked in my life, but
I never dread going to work
in the morning and I love the
challenge that each day
brings. Being in charge of
my own time means I can
take advantage of sunny
days, fresh snow and lastminute
travel deals, and
thanks to modern technology
I have a mobile offi ce –
this year I’ve run the
business from a surf beach
near Biarritz, the jungles of
Costa Rica and a tent at the
Glastonbury festival!
HOW DO YOU LIKE TO
SPEND YOUR SPARE TIME?
In the winter I’m snowboarding
and exploring new ski
areas, enjoying long lunches
in the sunshine and fantastic
powder days with a refreshing
après-ski beer. The rest
of the year I love surfi ng on
the Atlantic coast, swimming
in Morzine’s beautiful
Olympic-sized pool, hiking,
going to music festivals and
hanging out in London with
my family and friends.
WHAT ARE MORZINE’S
BEST-KEPT SECRETS?
The Happy Valley off-piste
area of the Portes du Soleil
is a secret powder stash
with loads of natural jumps,
drops and little tree-lined
gullies. It’s so much fun to go
riding there, and at the end
of the Prodains home run
from Avoriaz there is
a lovely little bar called La
Kinkerne, run by an old lady
called Mart. The sunny terrace
has stunning mountain
views and Mart makes
a cracking vin chaud and
serves the best Savoyade
food I’ve tasted, from

cheese fondue and tartifl
ette to locally caught fi l e t
de perche and sumptuous
pepper steaks.
HOW ARE THE LOCALS?
The locals in Morzine are
laidback, friendly and welcoming.
We have some
really good French friends
who are very generous and
always welcome us into their
homes for an aperitif and
a fresh fruit tart.
WHAT ARE SOME OF THE
LOCAL MUST-DOS?
You must explore the
diverse ski area of Morzine-
Avoriaz, and in summer take
a nerve-racking mountain
trek in Roque d’Enfer to
enjoy fantastic views of the
Morzine valley. Eat a tartifl
ette – an amazingly tasty
cheesy Savoyade potato pie
– and drink a Mutzig beer
from the legendary Bar
Robinson, a Morzine aprèsski
institution!
LOCAL GIRL
NAME: MELANIE
AGE: 33
NATIONALITY: FRENCH
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST
ABOUT THIS AREA?
I grew up in the mountains
and spent my time skiing,
swimming and building tree
houses. I lived in Paris for
about 10 years, but then
came back with my husband
to raise our kids and give
them a chance to ski, swim
and build tree houses like
I did. It’s like having the sea
at the foot of the mountains
– 10 minutes one way, and
you can take a refreshing
swim in clear waters then
enjoy a sunset meal overlooking
Switzerland; 30 minutes
the other direction and
you can climb the mountains,
pick blueberries and enjoy
the freedom and space...
and ski when the snow
comes, of course!
WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT
LOCAL LIFE?
People like to share, especially
in the villages. They
leave fruit and vegetables
from their gardens on your
doorstep and invite you in
for a drink when you walk
by. I’ve lived in London and
loved it, but I missed going
to the market, talking to the
fi shmonger, the butcher or
the fl orist, and hearing them
boast about the freshness
of their products. I love the
DIY approach of things here,
like repairing your car with
your neighbour, helping
them to put up a wall, and
making your own walnut oil
or redcurrant wine.
‘Try the Happy Valley off-piste area
of the Portes du Soleil – a secret
powder stash with loads of natural
jumps, drops and tree-lined gullies’
WHAT ARE THE AREA’S
BEST-KEPT SECRETS?
In summer, Lydie’s traditional
beignets de pomme
de terre (potato dumplings),
chicken casserole and salad
at La Cascade de Nyon, or
Martine’s homemade pies at
the l’Auberge le Vanant at
the end of La Vallée de la
Manche. In winter, Le Petit
Resto at the bottom of Le
Pleney is a really cool place
for lunch, where kids can
play in the snow while you
enjoy Sophie’s to-die-for
tiramisu.
WHAT’S THE ULTIMATE
MORZINE SOUVENIR?
A grolle! It’s a kind of wooden
coffeepot, round, with four
to eight holes that you drink
from. You use it after a meal
and put coffee, sugar, pieces
of orange and schnapps in
it, then pass it around the
table. But it should never
touch the table before it’s
empty, as it’s bad luck!
OVER THE FENCE
DECEMBER – JANUARY
FROM LEFT: THE TRADITIONAL MARKET
TOWN OF MORZINE IS THE PERFECT
PLACE FOR HITTING THE SLOPES
OR SOAKING UP SOME ALPINE VIEWS
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News
Flat Flurry
In France
French property developer
MGM is all set to build 400
new leaseback ski apartments
in four locations – Val
Cenis, Flaine, Alpe d’Huez
and Tignes – in the Haute-
Maurienne region close to
the Italian border.
The business confi rmed
that there has been
increased demand for ski
properties in the French
Alps over the past six
months, largely thanks to
last season’s excellent snow
conditions. Full details of the
four new projects have not
yet been fi nalised, but MGM
confi rms that the Val Cenis
properties will range from
“affordable” ski apartments
to a four-star residence de
tourisme boasting an indoor
pool, fitness suite, gym,
sauna, Jacuzzi and steam
rooms as well as a beauty
centre offering a range of
massages and treatments.
HIGH FLYERS
BUSINESS AND PROPERTY
Suspense In
Salzburg
A brand new 140-metre-long
suspension bridge is due to
open near the mountain
resort of Bad Gastein. Lift
operator Gasteiner Bergbahnen
AG has revealed
that the pedestrian bridge
will open on 8 December.
The bridge will be the
highest of its kind in Europe,
and will sit 2,300 metres
above sea level and a whopping
28 metres above the
ground. Crossing the
Stubnerkogel Valley, the
bridge will be supported
with steel cables to ensure
it survives winds of up to
200 kilometres an hour. Not
recommended for those
who dislike heights!
Swiss On A Roll
Despite the economic doom
and gloom, it seems that
owners of ski chalets in
Switzerland have nothing to
be down about. According
to Savills, ski chalets in the
Swiss Alps have increased
in value by up to 20% over
the past year thanks to
growing demand for luxury
property in the country.
Apparently Villars in Vaud
and the Verbier and Four
Valleys resorts in Valais
have been experiencing the
most interest. The high
appreciation rates are due
to the fact that very few nonresident
purchase permits
are issued each year, and
property owners must own
their homes for fi ve years
before they can sell.
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TEXT ANDY GREEVES
CON FIDENTIAL
REPORT...
Mission:// JetAway gets the
stats on the business world’s
most wanted
Subject:// Gordon Gibb
Threat:// This fresh-faced
theme-park tycoon knows how to
mix business with pleasure
Stats & Facts://
Gordon Gibb’s introduction to the business world
can best be described as a baptism of fi re. Following
his father’s sudden death, the 18 year old was
catapulted into the position of general manager
at family-owned leisure park Flamingo Land in
Malton, North Yorkshire. The popular tourist
attraction, which includes a theme park and zoo,
“felt a bit like a rudderless ship in the early days
without Dad”, he remembers.
Despite his father’s absence, the young Scot
quickly settled into his lofty position. Under his
management the park’s visitor numbers grew year
on year throughout the 1990s, and turnover has
more than doubled over the past ten years. Gibb
became CEO of Flamingo Land in 1997, which is
now the UK’s third most popular theme park.
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In August 2002, Gibb became the Football
League’s youngest ever chairman, taking control
of struggling Bradford City aged just 26
and once again following in his father’s footsteps
– the late Robert Gibb had been chairman of
Scottish side Hamilton Academical.
While at Bradford, Gordon reduced the ailing
club’s annual wage bill from £10m to £2m. He
also lured former Manchester United and England
legend Bryan Robson to become manager of the
Bantams, After putting the club on a stable business
footing, a disagreement with fellow investor
Julian Rhodes saw Gibb resign as chairman just
two years later. He has no regrets about getting
involved with the beautiful game, however,
describing it as “extremely hard work, very high
pressure but immensely exciting”.
Gibb’s main focus remains his 375-acre family
heirloom. His long-term vision for Flamingo
Land is “to grow it into a nationally recognised
holiday destination as well as a theme park”. The
family is also behind a major conservation project
in Tanzania, which he hopes to expand as his
business enjoys ongoing success.
Gibb is currently looking for commercial ties to
his homeland, Scotland, as well. “I head there as
often as possible, and I would love to have a business
north of the border,” he says. To this end, he
approached Glasgow City Council about building
a large viewing wheel, similar to the London Eye,
on Buchanan Street a few years ago, but the proposal
fell on deaf ears.
All of which hasn’t stopped those cogs from
whirring in Gibb’s highly trained business brain.
His motivation? Maintaining the legacy of the
man he calls his “inspiration as a businessman and
as a human being”.
Name: Gordon Gibb
Age: 33
Based: Yorkshire and
Scotland
Job Title: CEO of
Flamingo Land
Estimated Worth:
£36m (2009 Sunday
Times Rich List)
Investments: In
addition to Flamingo
Land, the Gibb family
owns Cleethorpesbased
theme park
Pleasure Island.
The Secret Of My
Success:
“Understanding your
business, knowing
what your customer
wants and delivering
a great product at an
affordable price.”
And Another Thing...
In July 2009 Flamingo
Land’s newest ride,
Mumbo Jumbo, opened
at a cost of £4m. The
ride contains an angled
drop of 112 degrees,
making it the steepest
rollercoaster in the
world. Riders will
experience forces in
excess of 4G.
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and bustle of Christmas, January is
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time to start thinking about booking
your next holiday?
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all the expense of Christmas – not
forgetting the damage caused by the
January sales! However, with
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your holiday with a reasonable £30
per person deposit, plus our new
Part Payment Scheme allows customers
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down into weekly or monthly payments?
Another great service we offer
Jet2holidays.com customers is
a zero charge on bookings made
with a debit card. Why not visit our
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our holidays, or if the brochure’s
out, take a look in the seat pocket in
front of you and be inspired! We
hope to welcome you on a
Jet2holidays.com holiday soon!
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indulge in some fabulous après-ski!
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available to book online now. Reus, located to the south of Barcelona, is
perfect for access to a beach holiday in the Costa Dorada, also known as
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RESPONSIBLE FLYING WITH JET2.COM
Safety & Comfort
Most of the following guidelines are mandatory under
Civil Aviation Authority Regulations to make your fl ight
safe, comfortable and enjoyable
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SAFETY ONBOARD
Knowing what to do in the unlikely event of an emergency could
make all the difference to you and your family. The safety
information card in your seat pocket and the cabin crew’s safety
briefi ng give you vital information on the location of exits and
emergency equipment. As this can vary from one airline to another
it is important to pay attention to the safety briefi ng and read the
safety card each time you fl y. Our crew are specially trained to
ensure your safety and security at all times. It is an offence to
refuse to obey any lawful command of the captain or cabin crew.
Our primary concern is YOUR safety at all times.
MOBILE PHONES
To prevent interference to the aircraft communication and
control systems the use of mobile phones or any other
wireless communication devices is restricted onboard.
Mobiles must not be used for internet access, text messaging
or voice calls while onboard the aircraft. If your device is
fi tted with a “fl ight mode” or something similar you should
switch it to this before the aircraft doors are closed to
prevent any accidental transmission or reception.
SEATBELTS
Seatbelts are there to protect you from injury and you are
recommended to keep your belt fastened throughout the fl ight,
and must do so whenever the seatbelt sign is switched on (during
taxi, take-off, landing and turbulence). You should always adjust
the seatbelt so that it is tight but comfortable with the buckle the
right way around so that it can be easily released. Infants travelling
on a passenger’s lap will require an infant seatbelt, which our
cabin crew will be happy to fi t for you.
SMOKING
Smoking is NOT PERMITTED on any of our fl ights, and for
the safety of all our passengers the toilet compartments
are fi tted with highly sensitive smoke detectors. Violation of
this law may lead to prosecution and a substantial fi ne.
ALCOHOL
Please bear in mind that high altitude increases the physical
effects of alcohol, so moderate consumption is recommended.
It is illegal to be intoxicated onboard an aircraft. The consumption
of any alcoholic beverage other than those supplied from the
in-fl ight bar is not permitted and the crew are authorised to
remove alcohol from passengers drinking from their own supplies.
PASSENGER BEHAVIOUR
Jet2.com expects our passengers to behave in a responsible
manner and we will not tolerate unacceptable behaviour. This
includes foul language and any other behaviour that reduces other
passengers’ enjoyment of the fl ight and causes them, or our staff,
any degree of distress, discomfort or unnecessary inconvenience.
We reserve the right to ban passengers from future fl ights if their
behaviour is a threat to the safety of our passengers or crew.
HAND LUGGAGE
One small piece of hand luggage is allowed per person, providing
its weight is less than 10kg and it is no larger than 50cm x 38cm x
26cm including wheels and handles. Any piece of baggage that does
not meet these requirements will be placed in the hold and the
relevant fee will be charged. Any other excess hand luggage will
be placed in the hold. Light or soft articles should be stowed in the
overhead luggage compartments, heavier items under seats. Items
lying loose on empty seats or obstructing the aisles or emergency
exits are dangerous and you will be asked to remove them.
ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT
Once the aircraft is at cruising altitude and the captain has
turned off the “Fasten Seat Belt” sign, you are free to use
laptops, CD players, MP3 players, computer games and most
other electronic items. The use of electronic equipment of
any kind is not permitted during taxi, take-off and landing.
COMFORT
Changes in the cabin air pressure may cause some slight
discomfort in your ears. You can relieve this by swallowing
hard, yawning or holding your nose while gently breathing
out with your mouth closed. Flying also causes your body to
dehydrate so you are advised to have something to drink that is
not alcoholic. For your further comfort, please also refer to the
recommended exercises on the opposite page of this magazine.
IN-FLIGHT SERVICE
On your fl ight we will be offering you a comprehensive choice
of hot and cold drinks as well as a selection of delicious snacks,
including sandwiches and confectionery. Full details of our
onboard products can be found at the back of this magazine.
We kindly ask all passengers to help keep the aircraft
tidy by not placing rubbish in the seat pockets or on the
fl oor. Our cabin crew will be collecting rubbish throughout
the fl ight, so please help them to keep the aircraft tidy.

Stretch Onboard
Short fl ights to continental European destinations are less likely
to lead to a risk of deep vein thrombosis (DVT) than long-haul
fl ights. Nevertheless, it’s good to stretch out. It’s not easy to
walk around onboard, so for your own comfort and relaxation,
why not try some of these seated exercises?
KNEE RAISE
With your hands clasped
together, pull your left
knee up as close as
possible to your chest
1
Remember that extreme
dehydration can increase the
risk of DVT, so drink plenty of
water and minimise your alcohol, tea and
coffee consumption during the fl ight.
and hold for a count of
eight, then return to a sitting
position. Relax. Do the same
with your right knee. Then
FEET
A Flex your foot at the ankle and
stretch out as far as you can.
Bend your toes forward and
back. Slowly rotate your foot
using a circular motion clockwise,
then counter-clockwise. Relax.
Repeat with the right foot.
B With your feet on the tips
with both knees. Repeat
four times. Relax. Bend
forward and gently massage
both calf muscles.
of your toes, raise and lower
your legs. Relax. Repeat
several times.
C Clench and unclench your
toes. Relax. Repeat several
times.
D Stretch your toes. Relax.
Repeat several times.
THREE THINGS TO BEAR IN MIND ON YOUR TRAVEL
2
You will arrive at your destination
feeling much better if you sit
correctly, with your weight
balanced evenly on both buttocks and
without crossing your legs.
SAFETY ONBOARD
RESPONSIBLE FLYING WITH JET2.COM
ANKLE ROTATION
With your feet slightly raised
off the fl oor, rotate your ankles
10 times towards each other
and then 10 times away from
each other.
SHOULDER LOOSENER
Hunch your shoulders together,
drop, repeat. Rotate your
shoulders one at a time with
a gentle circular motion, fi rst
forwards, then backwards.
HEAD AND SHOULDERS
Sitting well back in your seat,
in a comfortable position with
your back and shoulders well
supported, turn your head to the
right as far as you can, then slowly
raise and lower your chin three
times. Relax. Repeat, turning your
head to the left this time. Repeat.
SHOULDER STRETCH
Grasp your left shoulder with
your right hand, then place your
left hand behind your right elbow.
Gently press your elbow toward
your shoulder. Hold the stretch
for 15 seconds and repeat on the
other side.
3
Try deep-breathing exercises to relax. Sit back
in your seat in a comfortable position, close
your eyes and take a deep breath. Hold
it for a while, then exhale and say the word “relax”.
Repeat four or fi ve times.
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When returning to the UK from destinations
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such as Tenerife in the Canary Islands, you
may bring the following amounts of alcohol
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• 200 cigarettes, or 100 cigarillos,
or 50 cigars, or 250 grams of tobacco
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volume, or 2 litres of sparkling wine, fortifi ed
wine (such as port or sherry) or other liqueurs
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Contents
SKYSHOP
Ladies’
Fragrances
102
Radley
116
Drinks
129
Skincare
108
Soft So Toys
126 12
Snacks
130
Gifts
118
JET2 SKYSHOP
Meals
131
Jet2.com
Gifts
124
Duty Free
128
Men’s
Fragrances
121
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Ladies’ Fragrances
SKYSHOP
102JetAway
Beauty expert
Sophie Qureshi of
You & Your Wedding magazine
chooses her favourites from
the Jet2.com SkyShop, and tells
us why she loves them.
NEW!
FREE
MINIATURE
TRAVEL-
SIZE
SPRAY!
Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb
Flowerbomb, the very fi rst fragrance
from Viktor & Rolf, is a full-bodied,
truly unique perfume. Feminine, fl oral
and distinctly stylish. 50ml EDP
£47.50
RRP £57.99
SAVE £10.99
Givenchy
Very Irrésistible
Cinema’s sexiest elf, Liv Tyler, combines American spontaneity with the
oh-so-French touch of Parfums Givenchy. The result? Irrésistible. Includes
a free, miniature travel-size spray (15ml). 50ML PLUS 15ML FREE EDT
£31.50
JET2 SKYSHOP
Prada L’Eau Ambrée
A refi ned and carefully balanced
meditation on beauty and desire,
L’Eau Ambrée is a fragrance that has
a graceful presence, empowering
but never demanding. Discreet
but impressive, it balances classic
infl uences with the modern tone of
Prada Parfums. 50ml EDP
£38.50
RRP £47.50
SAVE £9.00

Daisy Marc Jacobs
Daisy Marc Jacobs is a sparkling fl oral bouquet,
a fragrance that transports you to a place
where positive meets playful and brings
a smile to your face! 50ml EDP
£35.00
RRP £40.00
SAVE £5.00
NEW!
Idole D’Armani
Idole D’Armani is a celebration of woman. With this
fragrance, Giorgio Armani wants to celebrate what makes
a woman unforgettable: beauty, confi dence, elegance
and style. Idole D’Armani combines fl orals with rich spicy
notes. Opening with Sicilian clementine, juicy pear and
ginger, its heart is saffron, Egyptian jasmine and rose,
with traces of patchouli and vetiver. 50ml EDP
£35.00
RRP £43.00
SAVE £8.00
JET2 SKYSHOP
NEW!
Viva La Juicy
Can’t get enough couture? Well, here’s something for girls who
want it all: wild berries and mandarin, honeysuckle, gardenia and
jasmine; amber, caramel, vanilla, sandalwood and praline. All
boldly, goldly bottled, dangled with juicy charms and rocked in
a fuchsia wrap. Viva La Juicy! Viva the scent of couture! 50ml EDP
£34.00
RRP £42.00
SAVE £8.00
Lola Marc Jacobs NEW!
Lola Marc Jacobs captures an irresistible sexy confi dence,
the essence of a modern free spirit with a playful attitude.
Discover an intoxicating swirl of rich layers, wrapping the
skin in sensuous fl orals blooming with a signature note of
the fuchsia peony. Lola is a boldly creative triumph of
ingenuity that could only come from Marc Jacobs. Sexy.
Playful. Provocative.
£28.50
RRP £35.00
SAVE £6.50
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Josh Hartnett for the new Emporio Armani fragrance
hard to resist

Ladies’ Fragrances
SKYSHOP
Armani Diamonds Ladies
Fruity, floral and woody, this is the
ultimate symbol of extravagance for
an audacious woman. 50ml
£34.00
RRP £39.50
SAVE £5.50
NEW!
Chloé EDT
Chloé EDT, the newest incarnation of the sublime fragrance,
now takes on a sparkling freshness. The scent of rose petals
is highlighted and energised with woody notes and fresh iris.
Feminine. Fresh. Sexy. 50ml EDT
£32.50
RRP £40.00
SAVE £7.50
JET2 SKYSHOP
NEW!
YSL Parisienne
She was not born in Paris but Paris adopts
her because she knows how to love, how to
live. Includes hints of damask rose, violet,
sandalwood and vetiver. 50ml EDP
£37.00
RRP £46.00
SAVE £9.00
Jet2.com 105

Ladies’ Fragrances
SKYSHOP
106JetAway
NEW!
Angel
Journey through the Angel
constellation where a star and its
seductive miniature await you.
The irresistible sensuality of Angel
fragrance will always be with you.
25ml + 5ml EDP
£36.00
RRP £41.50
SAVE £5.50
212 sexy
This sophisticated fragrance
is the true essence
of modern femininity.
Intoxicating and tantalising,
it’s a fresh, oriental scent
that will captivate you with
its exquisite sensuality.
30ml EDP
£23.00
RRP £28.00
SAVE £5.00
JET2 SKYSHOP
Hannah Montana
This fragrance reveals the
secret of Hannah Montana.
The fragrance is full of rhythm
and vitality and is presented in
a fun box. It will empower you
with its notes of redcurrant,
white rose, jasmine and amber.
Discover your secret identity
with this fragrance! EDT 50ml EDT
SUITABLE FOR AGE 3+
£13.50
RRP £17.00
SAVE £3.50
Estée Lauder Beautiful
Branded “the fragrance of
a thousand fl owers”, Estée Lauder
Beautiful has warm, woody notes
and a bright touch of citrus.
Romantic and memorable – just
like a fi rst date should be. 30ml EDP
£24.00
RRP £30.00
SAVE £6.00

NEW!
Christina Aguilera
By Night
Christina Aguilera By Night
was designed to capture the
sensuality of being a woman
and that special feeling of
anticipation before a special
evening. This is a fragrance
about sensuality, femininity
and feeling good – a beautiful
evening in a bottle. Notes of
tangerine and freesia mix
with vanilla, fl irty peach and
may blossom, while almond
adds an aphrodisiac twist
for those glamorous nights
ahead! 30ml EDP
£16.00
RRP £19.00
SAVE £3.00
Be Delicious/
Red Delicious Duo Pack
Two tools for temptation, one delicious gift.
DKNY Be Delicious Eau de Parfum Spray 30ml is
refreshingly succulent. DKNY Red Delicious Eau de
Parfum Spray 30ml is daring. The two combined
– off the scale! 2x 30ml EDP
£28.50
RRP £35.00
SAVE £6.50
JET2 SKYSHOP
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DKNY Women
Enthralling, energetic –
a sparkling modern scent
from US fashion designer
Donna Karan. 30ml EDP
£16.50
RRP £19.00
SAVE £2.50
Purse Spray Collection
Comprising fi ve Estée Lauder purse sprays
in a chic satin travel case, this exclusive set
contains: Pure White Linen, Estée Lauder
Pleasures, Estée Lauder Pleasures Exotic,
Beautiful and Estée Lauder Beyond Paradise.
£29.00
NEW!
Jet2.com 107

Skincare
SKYSHOP
108JetAway
TRAVEL
RETAIL
EXCLUSIVE
L’ Occitane Hand & Foot Kit
All the benefi ts of shea butter to nourish and protect
dry and damaged hands and feet. Includes one shea
butter hand cream and one shea butter foot cream.
£17.00
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Clinique Moisture Surge
Clinique’s best-selling Moisture Surge
products are a great way to relieve thirsty
skin. Each rapidly replenishes the skin’s
moisture levels, and Moisture Surge Extra
Thirsty Skin Relief even plumps up fi ne
lines. Oil free, allergy tested and 100%
fragrance free.
£28.50
RRP £35.00
SAVE £6.50
Elizabeth Arden
Eight Hour Cream Trio Pack
Elizabeth Arden’s classic skin protection
(30ml), teamed with a new hand cream
(75ml) and lip balm. A favourite with
models and make-up artists.
£19.95
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Give your skin a natural glow any
time, anywhere. Simply press
the button to release ultra-fi ne
bronzing powder.
£22.50
RRP £25.50
SAVE £3.00
Lancaster Tan
Maximizer
A lightweight after-sun cream that
acts against signs of sun damage
while developing your tan to the
full. This cream will intensify and
prolong your tan for up to nine
days. 125ml
£18.50
RRP £21.00
SAVE £2.50
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Bronzers
Lancaster Bronzing Set
Lancaster captures sunlight in a make-up palette to make
your summer last all year. Add a touch of sensual shimmer
to your eyes, lips and cheeks in fi ve shades and textures,
or blend together for an all-over glow. Comes with three
professional brushes for cheeks, lips and eyes.
£23.00
RRP £28.00
SAVE £5.00
L’Oréal 6 Hour Lip Gloss
Gloss that lasts and shines for hours.
£17.50
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Urban Decay
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NEW!
Sustainable Shadow Box
Nestled in an ultra-sleek bamboo palette,
the Urban Decay Sustainable Shadow Box
holds 10 co-ordinating bestselling eyeshadows,
a cruelty-free eyeshadow brush and
a travel-size Eyeshadow Primer Potion.
The lacquered case is adorned with 1970sstyle
artwork and swings open to reveal
a mirror for on-the-go application.
Combine the eyeshadows with the
cult-favourite Primer Potion for
vibrant shadow that lasts all
day, with no creasing!
£17.00
RRP £22.50
SAVE £5.50
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Heavy Metal Glitter
Eyeliner Trio Pack
Turn up the volume! It’s the heavy metal
compilation you can’t live without… the
ultimate in instant glam. This box set contains
three greatest hits: Metalhead, Glam Rock
and Stage Dive. Wear these liners solo
or make them part of a group – the mindblowing
formula ensures they dry quickly with
incredible staying power.
£19.00

TRAVEL
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Benefit Big Beautiful Eyes
Learn how to contour, defi ne, enhance and
conceal with this special kit, which includes:
Boi-ing, our favourite under-eye concealer/
primer, alabaster-pink base shadow, cocoa
shimmer contour shadow, rich chocolatebrown
liner shadow and brushes.
£15.50
RRP £17.50
SAVE £2.00
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Benefi t
SKYSHOP
BADgal Kit
She’s a bad, bad gal! Filled with
provocative products and a step-by-step
application guide, this kit shows every
gal how to unleash her inner baditude.
Learn how to create a sexy look for your
eyes, lips and cheeks. As a bonus, the
set includes a limited-edition, collectible
BADgal mirror that’s pink, portable
and so BAD your best friend will want
one too! Kit contains: BADgal lash,
BADgal pencil, Dr Feelgood, Benetint
Mini, limited-edition BADgal mirror and
application guide.
£35.00
Benefit Realness Of
Concealness
Sometimes a little concealing and
perking up is all you need. This crafty
little kit is a collection of our most
coveted concealers and enhancers:
Ooh La Lift, Lip Plump, High Beam,
Lemon Aid and Boi-ing shade 02.
£19.50
RRP £22.50
SAVE £3.00
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YSL Radiant
Touch
A revolutionary travel
pen-brush that erases
signs of fatigue,
lightens up dark
shadows and softens
the look of fi ne lines.
£19.50
RRP £22.50
SAVE £3.30
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BEST
SELLER!
YSL Volumising
Mascara
Yves Saint Laurent’s Volumising
Mascara intensifi es eyes and
ensures impeccable lashes.
£17.50
RRP £20.00
SAVE £2.50

YSL French
Manicure Set
A clever duo of portable
pens that are easy and
quick to use: one with
a lead to draw a white
line along the nails, and
a pen-brush to highlight
the nails with a subtle veil
of pastel pink.
£26.00
RRP £30.00
SAVE £4.00
Smashbox
Foundation Primer
To create a perfect canvas for
foundation application, apply
this silky blend of vitamins and
antioxidants to clean, dry skin.
Wear under your foundation
to increase its longevity and
durability, or wear alone for
a skin-smoothing matt fi nish.
£20.50
RRP £25.00
SAVE £4.50
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All About Eyes
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Girls Aloud Lashes Set
Gorgeous lashes, beautifully
designed. A stunning set of
fi ve lashes designed by Girls
Aloud and created by eyelash
expert Eylure. This exclusive
gift set showcases each lash in
personally designed packs. Easy
to apply. Reusable. Adhesive
included.
£20.00
RRP £25.00
SAVE £5.00
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Givenchy Phenomen’Eyes
Try Givenchy’s revolutionary new mascara,
Phenomen’Eyes, with patented brush, for
phenomenal make-up results!
£15.50
RRP £18.50
SAVE £3.00

L’Oréal Telescopic
Day And Night
Mascara
One Telescopic Mascara for
an intense night look and one
Telescopic Clean Defi nition
Mascara for a natural result
during the day. Including free
Black Contour Khol.
£15.50
YSL Volumising
Mascara
Yves Saint Laurent’s
Volumising Mascara
intensifi es eyes and
ensures impeccable
lashes.
£17.50
RRP £20.00
SAVE £2.50
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Radley
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Passport Cover
This features internal credit card
holders as well as a clear window
so you can view the passport ID
page easily. Now you can keep your
important documents and cards
safely in one place when travelling.
(Colours/styles may vary)
£20.50
RRP £25.00
SAVE £4.50
Zip Wallet
This classically shaped leather wallet
has a zip-up coin compartment and
a popper closure, which opens to
reveal 10 credit card holders and
separate compartments for notes.
(Colours/styles may vary)
£30.50
RRP £35.00
SAVE £4.50
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Coin Purse
This dinky nappa leather pouch, decorated
with an appliqué Radley dog, is the perfect
place to keep your coins. It also features an
internal key ring to keep your keys safe.
(Colours/styles may vary)
£12.50
RRP £15.00
SAVE £2.50

Radley Micro Stitch
Circles Umbrella
This contemporary automatic
umbrella is decorated with
multicoloured spots on
each panel – a must for
all fashionistas! (Colours/
styles may vary)
£25.50
RRP £30.00
SAVE £4.50
Radley Budleigh
Sunglasses
£52.00
RRP £60.00
SAVE £8.00
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Radley Walking
The Dog Clutch
Made from smooth nappa
leather, this bag features
a playful decoration of an
appliqué Radley dog. The
strap can be altered to be
worn over the shoulder
or around the wrist.
(Colours/styles my vary)
£25.50
RRP £30.00
SAVE £4.50
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Gifts
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Baileys With A Hint
Of Mint Chocolate &
Baileys With A Hint
Of Crème Caramel
Try the orginal Baileys taste
with a new twist. This gift pack
is an ideal present, or a great
way to treat yourself!
£12.50
TRAVEL
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EXCLUSIVE!
TRAVEL
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EXCLUSIVE!
Chocolate Collection
A love for chocolate comes naturally to
most people, and excellent chocolate is
even easier to adore! Treat yourself to
this Lily O’Briens chocolate box. 180g
£6.50
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Breo Roam Watch
Breo Sport’s multi-functional Roam
Watch is designed to the highest
engineering standards and feels
comfortable on the wrist under any
conditions. Awarded the Good Design
award 2008, it’s set to become the
fastest selling wristwatch of 2009.
£10.00
RRP £12.99
SAVE £2.99
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Breo Gifts
SKYSHOP
Breo Candy Drop
Breo Candy Drop noise-reducing
earphones are the perfect companion
for your iPod, mp3 player, laptop,
portable DVD, MD or radio. They
combine sleek design, premium
sound quality and noise reduction
with maximum comfort.
£10.00
RRP £12.99
SAVE £2.99
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Ted Baker
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NEW!
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Ted Baker Brunwic Wallet
This soft-grain wallet from Ted Baker is
versatile and practical in every way, with
12 credit card slots and a snap-fastening
coin pocket. Ted says this wallet will not
break the bank.
£35.00
RRP £40.00
SAVE £5.00
Ted Baker Cornered
Crystal Cufflinks
Fashionable yet accessible, Ted Baker
presents his classic logo cuffl ink with
duo crystal insets on the front and
side. Ideal for day and evening wear,
functional yet understated.
£29.50
RRP £35.00
SAVE £5.50

NEW!
Men’s Fragrances
SKYSHOP
Versace Pour Homme
Confi dent and distinctive, the new fragrance from
Versace has been created from Mediterranean origins.
Dynamic and entrepreneurial, the Versace Pour Homme
man communicates his forceful character through
a decidedly masculine fragrance. 30ml EDT
£21.00
RRP £26.00
SAVE £5.00
Clinique Travel Pros
A selection of Clinique’s Skin Supplies For Men products, plus the
perfect scent. Includes deluxe, travel-sized Daily Eye Hydrator,
Face Scrub, Cream Shave, Post-Shave Healer, M Lotion and
Clinique Happy For Men Cologne Spray. Allergy tested.
£22.00
RRP £26.50
SAVE £4.50
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Armani Diamonds Men
Cedar wood tones, twisted with an
unexpected hint of cocoa. Perfect
for a sophisticated socialite. 50ml
£34.00
£39.50 RRP
SAVE £5.50
Paul Smith Extreme Men
This is a woody, spicy and unexpected fragrance from the
designer whose signature style is “classic with a twist”.
The elegant glass bottles have Smith’s much-loved multiple
stripe design on the side. 50ml EDT
£18.00
RRP £22.00
SAVE £4.00
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Talk Is Cheap
SKYSHOP
INCLUDES
£5
CREDIT!
SPECIAL OFFER £17.99
Usual retail price £29.99
Enjoying our low-cost airline?
Now, enjoy low-cost airtime!
Now it’s easier and cheaper to stay in touch with family when you travel, or with
new friends you meet along the way. When you use GO-SIM in any unlocked mobile
phone you save money on calls you make and receive abroad. It works in all Jet2.com
destinations and offers the following benefits for real peace of
Works in over 140 countries
FREE unlimited incoming calls in over 50 countries
Starter airtime credit of £5 included
FREE to receive SMS/texts in all countries
One global mobile number
Prepaid – no contract and no hidden costs
Unused airtime never expires
Save up to 85% compared to using your UK mobile
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NEW!
Paco Rabanne 1 Million
Paco Rabanne explores the myth of the seducer with
his new eau de toilette, 1 Million. The fragrance is fresh
and sparkling with a note of grapefruit, mint and blood
orange, found on a heart of rose absolute and cinnamon.
A striking contrast, mixing sophisticated sensuality and
asserted virility. 50ml EDT
£26.50
RRP £32.50
SAVE £6.00
Prada Man
Introducing Prada Man. With its highly
natural but seductive charm, this new
fragrance for men makes and leaves
a lasting impression. Rich, complex amber
notes intermingle with the clean, fresh
scent of barber’s soap. 50ml EDT
£28.00
RRP £35.00
SAVE £7.00
Men’s Fragrances
SKYSHOP
NEW!
212 Men
This refreshing fragrance
will suit a cosmopolitan man
who lives life in the fast lane.
Distinctly masculine, with
a cool, crisp edge and a warm
heart. 50ml EDT
£25.00
RRP £31.00
SAVE £6.00
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Calvin Klein ckfree
Inspired by the spirit of the modern, independent man who
lives every day to the fullest, ckfree is an aromatic, warm,
woody fragrance, unexpectedly fresh, yet casual and
distinctly masculine. It opens with an invitation to free the
mind with absinthe as a featured note. The journey continues
with an unusual spiciness in the heart and winds its way
through sensual wood notes offering confi dence and depth.
Casual. Spontaneous. Confi dent. 50ml EDT
£22.00
RRP £26.50
SAVE £4.50
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Jet2.com Gifts
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JET2.com Model Aircraft
Looking for a memento of your trip with us? Our
model planes in both Boeing 737-300 and 757-200
specifi cations are the ideal collectors’ items.
£8.50 each
NEW!
JET2.com Multiglow
Pen And Key Ring Set
This set includes a glow pen with
seven colours and a plane key ring
with engine sounds and fl ashing
lights. Batteries included.
£6.50
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JET2.com Playing Cards
Whether it’s pontoon, patience or poker,
what better way to make the journey fl y
by than with a pack of our superb value
Jet2.com playing cards?
£3.50
JET2.com Dog
Meet Junior, the Jet2.com Dog. Junior
hides his face behind his paws while he
waits for a special someone to come
along and take him home. Beautifully
designed in super-soft plush, Junior is
irresistible, and appeals to all ages
£10.50
JET2 SKYSHOP
JET2.COM Fun Plane And Airport Set
Create your own airport scene with this Fun Plane,
activity play mat and accessories. It features
engine sounds and fl ashing lights, and comes with
a 12-month international guarantee and batteries.
£10.50
ONLY ON
JET2.COM!
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Soft Toys
SKYSHOP
Peppa Pig
Peppa likes to play in muddy puddles!
This UK exclusive is suitable for all
age ranges, and is surface washable.
£6.00
Shelley Lil Peeper Turtle Mini Duo Pack
Shelly and Shecky Turtle make the perfect companions
for yourself or to share with friends. Their shells might
be their real homes, but they’d still like to come and live
with you.
£8.50
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Shining Stars
Be a real superstar with a plush Shining
Stars Friend. Log on to www.shiningstars.
com and use the secret code inside the tag
to register and name your star with the
International Star Registry. You can print
a chart and certifi cate that gives the exact
location of your star in the cosmos.
£10.50
NEW!
NAME
YOUR OWN
STAR!
NEW!
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Hello Kitty Tartan
Born in London on 1 November,
her hobbies include travel, music
and reading. This UK exclusive is
suitable for all age ranges, and
is surface washable.
£8.00

BUY 2
PIGEON
CARDS
FOR JUST
£5
Pigeon Cards
With ingenious Pigeon Cards you can give
a friendly chirp and, with minimal effort,
order drinks, make sense of a menu,
book a room and fi nd your way around
the shops. They’re quicker and simpler
to use than a phrase book.
£3.50 Each
Trivia Challenge Game
With six categories to choose
from and more than 5,000
questions, this will keep you
entertained for hours. It comes
complete with batteries and
a 12-month international
guarantee.
£15.50
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Dora Colouring Book
£3.75
Virtual Pet Toy
Choose your very own virtual pet. There
are 49 different animals to look after, but
beware: they can get quite demanding!
£5.50
Toys
SKYSHOP
BUY DORA
COLOURING
BOOK & KIDS
VARIETY BAG
FOR JUST
£5
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Duty Free
SKYSHOP
Spirits
On non-EU flights only:
Bell’s Whisky 1 litre
Bacardi 1 litre
Smirnoff Blue Label Vodka 1 litre
£11.00
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DEAL
BUY 2
1-LITRE*
BOTTLES FOR
£16.00!
SAVE £6.00
Cigarettes
Benson & Hedges Cigarettes 200 £23.00
Marlboro Lights Cigarettes 200 £23.00
Lambert & Butler Silver 200 £23.00
Regal King Size 200 £23.00
Superking Black 200 £23.00
Regal 400 £35.00
Golden Virginia 5 x 50g £23.00
Please enjoy alcoholic drinks responsibly.
*all 1-litre spirits included
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Spirits
On non-EU flights only:
Jack Daniels 1 litre
Bombay Sapphire 1 litre
£15.00
DEAL
BUY 2
1-LITRE*
BOTTLES FOR
£25.00!
SAVE £8.00
Your Duty-Free
Allowance
Spirits: 1 litre of spirits for passengers
aged 18 years and over
Tobacco: 250g for passengers aged
18 years and over
Fragrances And Gifts: Items to the
value of £340
Offers may exceed your personal allowance

Drinks
Stella Artois 33Oml can
Magners Cider 33Oml can
Smirnoff Vodka 5cl
Bardinet Brandy 5cl
Bacardi 5cl
Gordon’s Gin 5cl
Bell’s Whisky 5cl
Jack Daniels 5cl
£3.60 each
ALL OUR
SPIRITS ARE
DOUBLE
MEASURES!
Pepsi 330ml can £2.00
Diet Pepsi 330ml can £2.00
Twiga Hill
Slimline Tonic 150ml £1.20
South African
Tonic 150ml £1.20
Pinotage Rose
Dry Ginger 150ml £1.15
187ml PET £3.60
Orange Juice 150ml £1.15
Tomato Juice 150ml £1.15
Robinson Fruit Shoot 200ml
Blackcurrant or Orange £1.50
J20 Orange and Passionfruit 330ml £2.10
Still Water 330ml £1.50
Ribena Sports 330ml £1.70
Irn Bru 330ml £2.00
Twinings English Tea
Kenco Coffee
Kenco Cappio Coffee
Suchard Hot Chocolate
£2.00 each
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PEPSI OR
DIET PEPSI
AS PART OF A
MEAL DEAL!
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Batchelors
Cup a Soup
Tomato & Vegetable
Chicken & Vegetable
£2.30 each
Boomerang
Tree Australian
Shiraz
Cabernet
187ml £3.60
NEW
QUARTER
-SIZED
BOTTLE
Nicolas Feuillatte
Champagne
187ml £8.50
Casa Pieri
Chilean
Sauvignon
Blanc
187ml PET £3.60
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Snacks
SKYSHOP
Minstrels £2.25
170g
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Maltesers £2.25
175g
Mighty Oat
Flapjack £1.40
Jaffa Cake
3 Pack
£1.20
Kit Kat
£1.00
Galaxy
£1.00
Twix
£1.00
Mars
£1.00
Kids Variety
Bag £2.25
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M&M’s Share Bag
£2.25
250g
BUY
KIDS VARIETY
BAG & DORA
COLOURING
BOOK
FOR JUST
£5
SKYSHOP
Choc Brownie
From The Fabulous
Bakin’ Boys
£2.00
Walkers
Shortbread
Twin Pack
£1.00
Toffee Muffin
From The Fabulous
Bakin’ Boys
£1.85

Sandwiches & Toasties £3.75
Sandwiches
We have a delicious range of fresh, hearty, traditional
sandwiches available onboard. Ask a member of our
cabin crew for today’s specials.
Kettle Chips
Sea Salt &
Balsamic Vinegar
£1.20
Pringles Original 50g
Sour Cream & Onion 50g
£1.50 each
Snack Box
SKYSHOP
Our snack box is packed with plenty
of goodies to keep hunger at bay.
Sandwiches & Savouries
£3.75
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Toasties
Bar-griddled, toasted bloomer bread, served hot with
a choice of delicious fi llings! Ask the cabin crew for
today’s selection.
Planters Peanuts
Dry Roasted 50g
Sea Salted 50g
£1.30 each
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Deals
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Meal Deal only £6.50
Save 75p
Sandwich or Toastie
(subject to availability)
+
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi or Hot Drink
+
Pringles or Kettle Chips
DON’T
WANT A
SANDWICH?
HAVE A
SNACK BOX
INSTEAD!
3 FOR £10
Chocco Combo only £2.50
Save 50p
Hot Drink
+
Any Chocolate Bar
*While stocks last. Drinks must be purchased at the same. Offers exclude champagne and mixers.
DEAL
3 FOR £10
ON BEERS
WINES &
SPIRITS

Cyprus
fm
£59
.99
one way
inc. taxes
NEW!
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from East Midlands
& Newcastle!