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PAGE TWO THE FLAT HAT Wednesday, April 10, 1946<br />

THE FLAT HAT<br />

Founded October 2, 1911<br />

"Stabilitas et Fides"<br />

JOYCE REMSBERG Editor-in-Chief<br />

MONIE PRICE „ Business Manager<br />

NANCY GRUBE : _ —Managing Editor<br />

NANCY EASLEY \ _... - News Editor<br />

JANE SEGNITZ :.- Make-up Editor<br />

BOBBY STEELY Feature Editor<br />

BUD JONES - „ Sports Editor<br />

LAURIE PRITCHARD ;. _ Librarian<br />

GEORGE NEWMAN : Photographer<br />

ELIZABETH GILLAM .'. Circulation Manager<br />

H. REID _ Cartoonist<br />

A weekly newspaper published by the students at the <strong>College</strong> <strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>William</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Mary</strong> every Wednesday <strong>of</strong> the college year except during<br />

vacations. Entered as second class mail at the post <strong>of</strong>fice in <strong>William</strong>sburg,<br />

Virginia. Subscription: $3.00 per year; $1.50 per semester, postpaid!<br />

Advertisements: 40c per column inch; classified, 2c per word,<br />

minimum 20c. Address Box 637, <strong>William</strong>sburg, Virginia.<br />

I N the last issue <strong>of</strong> <strong>The</strong> FLAT HAT, one <strong>of</strong> our columnists<br />

* took the st<strong>and</strong> that politics are good for elections, that they<br />

invoke interest <strong>and</strong> activity on the part <strong>of</strong> the students. From a purely<br />

idealistic st<strong>and</strong>point, we'd like to go on record as saying that we<br />

think politics are absolutely <strong>and</strong> irretrievably bad. Naturally, we<br />

mean "dirty politics."<br />

But, facing the facts, we know that they're here—at <strong>William</strong><br />

<strong>and</strong> <strong>Mary</strong> as well as in the rest <strong>of</strong>'the world—to stay. And at<br />

<strong>William</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Mary</strong> they will henceforward<br />

be .carried on largely by the<br />

WB II th e greeks<br />

9<br />

show us?<br />

newly de-cocooned fraternities. Thus<br />

the fraternities have an inescapable<br />

responsibility. <strong>The</strong> fate <strong>of</strong> many a<br />

student government election, including<br />

the impending elections <strong>of</strong> Men's<br />

Honor Council, Student Assembly representatives, <strong>and</strong> class <strong>of</strong>ficers,<br />

will undoubtedly be decided in the individual fraternity meeting.<br />

In the first election after the reactivation <strong>of</strong> fraternities, it is to<br />

be feared that the Greeks will forget everything else in the supreme<br />

desire to put their men in, to prove that their group is composed <strong>of</strong> the<br />

Big Men on Campus. We hope this won't happen. To prevent it,<br />

the fraternities must, in spite <strong>of</strong> their "growing pains" maintain a<br />

sense <strong>of</strong> balance; specifically, they must choose their c<strong>and</strong>idates carefully,<br />

selecting them for qualities <strong>of</strong> leadership rather than popularity,<br />

for competence rather than fraternity affiliations.<br />

We've heard a lot in the last three years about the fine energy <strong>and</strong><br />

the great worth <strong>of</strong> the men's fraternities. <strong>The</strong>y're back now, <strong>and</strong><br />

we're about to be shown.<br />

N. L, E.<br />

F ROM<br />

the ten-minute report which Pat Jones made at the<br />

W.S.C.G.A. meeting Monday we learned that other colleges<br />

face the same problems that <strong>William</strong> <strong>and</strong> Man/ does. Some meet<br />

them in our way, some in others. <strong>The</strong> conference which Pat attended<br />

at Northwestern University brought forth many suggestions. Already<br />

she has begun the investigation <strong>of</strong> two <strong>of</strong> these. We commend such<br />

prompt action, <strong>and</strong> ask only that the other ideas be given equally good<br />

attention.<br />

One <strong>of</strong> the suggestions on which she reposed seems particularly<br />

worthy <strong>of</strong> consideration by the Judicial Committee. At the University<br />

<strong>of</strong> Arkansas "all misdemeanors<br />

are h<strong>and</strong>led by house boards <strong>and</strong> are<br />

council should<br />

share the job<br />

not turned over to the Judicial (committee)<br />

until deemed necessary."<br />

Such a system would seem to have<br />

many advantages over the one which<br />

<strong>William</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Mary</strong> uses. It would<br />

1) give the house committee greater responsibility, thereby creating a<br />

greater division <strong>of</strong> authority <strong>and</strong> power among individuals (as is advocated<br />

in the point system) ; 2) give <strong>of</strong>fenders the opportunity for a<br />

personal trial since their character <strong>and</strong> attitude is better known by<br />

the women in their dormitory than by the members <strong>of</strong> the Judicial<br />

Committee; 3) provide the Judicial Committee with greater prestige<br />

<strong>and</strong> respect since their consideration <strong>of</strong> a case would be reserved for<br />

important <strong>of</strong>fenses.<br />

Immediately the question arises "Which violations would be<br />

judged by the house committees?" "Misdemeaners" is the word Pat<br />

used in her report. <strong>The</strong>se would perhaps include lateness, dating out<br />

<strong>of</strong> hours, failure to sign out, <strong>and</strong> infraction <strong>of</strong> other minor rules. It<br />

is reasonable that a third <strong>of</strong>fense <strong>of</strong> any kind would automatically be<br />

reviewed by the Judicial Committee.<br />

^ A second question arises "What about the sorority houses? <strong>The</strong>y<br />

don't have house committees." A solution to this problem would be<br />

a committee composed <strong>of</strong> the sorority house presidents. <strong>The</strong>se <strong>of</strong>ficers<br />

are, underthe present system, only figureheads who do a few weekly<br />

"drudge" jobs.<br />

In the past few years much has been said about the importance <strong>of</strong><br />

house committees. In the spring <strong>of</strong> 1944 the proctors <strong>and</strong> the house<br />

<strong>of</strong>ficers met with the president <strong>of</strong> the college, the dean <strong>of</strong> women, the<br />

assistant dean <strong>of</strong> women, <strong>and</strong> the W.S.C.G.A. chairmen to have the<br />

importance <strong>of</strong> the house committees stressed to them. .Since then<br />

the chairmen <strong>of</strong> the judicial committee have made special talks to the<br />

house committees about their being an" "intergral part <strong>of</strong> women students'<br />

government." <strong>The</strong> response to these approaches have been<br />

So what! We really don't do anything." <strong>The</strong> house committees<br />

realize that under the present system their jobs are <strong>of</strong> relatively little<br />

importance. But they are capable <strong>of</strong> doing more "governing" than<br />

is alloted to them. _ <strong>The</strong> proposed system would give them a chance<br />

to actually become important as a governing group <strong>and</strong> would create<br />

an opportunity for more individuals to have an active part in the administration<br />

<strong>of</strong> student government.<br />

At present the Judicial Committee is at work revising the social<br />

rules. We suggest that they consider a revision <strong>of</strong> the method <strong>of</strong> reviewing<br />

the violations <strong>of</strong> these rules.<br />

A. L. P.<br />

frechette advocates snow job in "<br />

william <strong>and</strong> mary go-round<br />

<strong>College</strong> is a seat <strong>of</strong> higher education. We can't<br />

all sit in the seat, however, because some people<br />

take up too much room. To retain one's seat requires<br />

an irreducible minimum showing in grades,<br />

as much as we hate to admit the fact.<br />

Over the basic structure <strong>of</strong> the courses we take<br />

we build a gigantic superstructure <strong>of</strong> life which almost<br />

submerges the importance <strong>of</strong> classes. Fraternities,<br />

sororities, dates, clubs, beer, movies, meetings,<br />

elections, social life, etc., etc., <strong>and</strong> etc., are<br />

fun. <strong>The</strong>y take up a lot <strong>of</strong> time. In fact it's<br />

sometimes hard to fit classes into<br />

a heavy program <strong>of</strong> such doings. % - •<br />

Time <strong>and</strong> again we hear our- *; •<br />

selves make the claim that classes<br />

are but a small part <strong>of</strong> the educational<br />

process <strong>of</strong> college, that college<br />

is a place in which to acquire<br />

a certain kind <strong>of</strong> culture. But our , ' .<br />

statements are shattered by those<br />

periodic appraisals <strong>of</strong> our class- '"<br />

room work which are referred to<br />

as "grades."<br />

With the college receiving more applications than<br />

the average Hollywood casting <strong>of</strong>fice, the pressure<br />

is on. <strong>The</strong>re's always someone who could replace a<br />

student who fails to make the "grade". • Everyone<br />

<strong>and</strong> his dog is in college, <strong>and</strong> those damned dogs<br />

are smart!<br />

All <strong>of</strong> which means that in order to stay in college<br />

one must pass a certain amount <strong>of</strong> work. How<br />

to pass?<br />

stinson asks<br />

rehabilitation <strong>of</strong> matoaka<br />

Spring has arrived in Colonial <strong>William</strong>sburg in the l<strong>and</strong> <strong>of</strong> the<br />

sunny south. With the coming <strong>of</strong> the season when the men's fancy<br />

turns to what the women have been thinking about all year, it is<br />

quite normal that afternoon walks in the woods replace the winter's<br />

afternoon bridge game. We do not'intend to discuss the emoional<br />

uprisings that are wrought by the coming <strong>of</strong> spring. We leave this to<br />

poets, the song writers <strong>and</strong> any who consider themselves, through present<br />

experience/masters <strong>of</strong> the subject. (Incidentally, for the biologist<br />

spring is the time <strong>of</strong> the year he spends Saturday afternoons<br />

collecting specimens for the lab.) :<br />

However, even the biologist on his purely scientific traverse <strong>of</strong><br />

the woods, is able to detect signs <strong>of</strong> decay in the bridges <strong>and</strong> benches<br />

that the college at one time saw fit to place in Matoaka Park. For<br />

anyone who ventures to walk through Matoaka, it becomes quite apparent<br />

that the condition <strong>of</strong> the paths has been marred somewhat by<br />

the absence <strong>of</strong> the wooden bridges that once made it possible to cross<br />

the streams without the fear <strong>of</strong> wetting one's feet. Now, with the only<br />

remains <strong>of</strong> former bridges being a few inappropriately placed logs, it<br />

is not an uncommon occurence for the lover <strong>of</strong> nature to find himself<br />

suddenly confronted with the problem <strong>of</strong> dragging himself out <strong>of</strong> four<br />

feet <strong>of</strong> mud.<br />

Equally indicative <strong>of</strong> neglect in the upkeep <strong>of</strong> Matoaka Park are<br />

the benches placed along the pathways. Very few, if any <strong>of</strong> them at<br />

the present time <strong>of</strong>fer much <strong>of</strong> a resting place for the w<strong>and</strong>erer in<br />

the woods. With the bottomless seats the simple primitive act <strong>of</strong> sitting<br />

down is brought about with no little difficulty. In fact it requires<br />

all <strong>of</strong> one's energy to maintain himself in a position that in any way<br />

resembles the normal sitting posture. In short, the benches are falling<br />

apart.<br />

Tjhe <strong>College</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>William</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Mary</strong> is fortunate in having Matoaka<br />

Park right in its backyard. It is very apparent that a large number<br />

from the student body find it useful for a variety <strong>of</strong> reasons. That<br />

some time <strong>and</strong> energy has been spent in the past laying out pathways<br />

<strong>and</strong> in general improving the appearance <strong>of</strong> the park, can easily be<br />

seen. But at the same time there are glaring evidences that the manmade<br />

additions to Matoaka are<br />

falling into ruin.<br />

student receives<br />

flood <strong>of</strong> letters<br />

Since the benches <strong>and</strong> bridges<br />

in the park receive almost yearround<br />

use, it is to be expected that<br />

they should eventually begin to<br />

show signs <strong>of</strong> wear. <strong>The</strong> college<br />

authorities in charge <strong>of</strong> maintenance<br />

<strong>of</strong> the grounds have evidently<br />

not taken account <strong>of</strong> this fact.<br />

While so much attention is being<br />

given to the improvement <strong>of</strong> the<br />

campus proper we earnestly point<br />

out the need for repairs in Matoaka<br />

Park.<br />

Did you ever notice pr<strong>of</strong>essors? <strong>The</strong>y are the<br />

deciding factor. <strong>The</strong> courses we take don't flunk<br />

us . . . the pr<strong>of</strong>essors do. Pr<strong>of</strong>essors h<strong>and</strong> out<br />

grades. . Pr<strong>of</strong>essors can pass us. Pr<strong>of</strong>essors can<br />

refuse to pass us. Pr<strong>of</strong>essors are human beings.<br />

Most <strong>of</strong> them.<br />

Why bother with the courses a pr<strong>of</strong>essor teaches?<br />

If he's the one you must pass, study him rather than<br />

the text. Do your research on him. Find out what<br />

his likes <strong>and</strong> dislikes are. <strong>The</strong>n give a first class<br />

snow job.<br />

A snow job is apple polishing that grew up. It's<br />

a mass production job. Everything the pr<strong>of</strong> likes,<br />

you like. If he makes a statement he considers<br />

funny, you die laughing. If he hates something,<br />

you bare your teeth <strong>and</strong> snarl when he mentions it.<br />

If he feels sorry for someone, you weep <strong>and</strong> sob,<br />

filling your h<strong>and</strong>kerchief with copious floods <strong>of</strong><br />

tears.<br />

You sit in the first row, pen in h<strong>and</strong>, notebook<br />

opened <strong>and</strong> hang on each word he utters. Hang<br />

by one h<strong>and</strong> so that you don't drop your pen. If<br />

he likes legs, wear shorts. If he doesn't like legs,<br />

leave your outside.<br />

If he likes Jane (Did you notice my face?) Russell,<br />

you can underst<strong>and</strong>. If he likes~ sweaters,<br />

wear a tight one. If he likes ties, wear. several.<br />

If it's an early morning class, bring bromo-seltzer.<br />

If it's an afternoon class, bring some soda <strong>and</strong>. If<br />

he's a Southerner, you're a democrat. If he's a<br />

Northerner, you came south to college because <strong>of</strong><br />

the climate. If he smokes, leave<br />

cartons, not apples, on his desk.<br />

In other words, give him what<br />

he likes.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re's only one catch. Some<br />

<strong>of</strong> them like their subjects. It's<br />

tough in a case like that. It means<br />

that you might have_ to know the<br />

subject! ~<br />

Ictte r expresses<br />

thanks for party<br />

To the editor:<br />

We wish to express our appreciation<br />

to Miss Wynne-Roberts<br />

<strong>and</strong> to the housemothers for all<br />

the trouble they went to in making<br />

life for the students left here<br />

on campus during vacation pleasant.<br />

<strong>The</strong> open house in Barrett<br />

was an unexpected pleasure. <strong>The</strong><br />

fresh fruit cup was a treat for<br />

hungry stomaches as were the<br />

cakes <strong>and</strong> s<strong>and</strong>wiches. We know<br />

the effort it must have caused<br />

Miss Wynne-Roberts <strong>and</strong> housemothers<br />

who were also supposedly<br />

on vacation, :<br />

An Appreciative Group<br />

slurch organizes<br />

yo-yo commission<br />

To the editor:<br />

I wish to announce the formation<br />

<strong>of</strong> the Junior Yo-Yo Commission<br />

<strong>of</strong> the World. <strong>The</strong> organization's<br />

aims will be to form Yo-Yo<br />

groups on the college campuses <strong>of</strong><br />

the world. I visualize the day<br />

when a group from <strong>William</strong> <strong>and</strong><br />

<strong>Mary</strong> will travel to Mexico, Venuzuela,<br />

or Brooklyn to discuss the<br />

vital problems <strong>of</strong> yo-yokery which<br />

are integral to us all.<br />

I realize that I need not sell you<br />

the yalue <strong>of</strong> the J.Y.Y.C.W., but<br />

I may refer to my publications<br />

"<strong>The</strong> Dialectic <strong>of</strong> Yo-Yo" <strong>and</strong> "A<br />

Two-Valued World."<br />

Your readers can become charter<br />

members by enclosing two<br />

used yo-yo strings <strong>and</strong> a $5.00<br />

bill to defray cost <strong>of</strong> publications.<br />

I hope to see the day when the<br />

yo-yo string <strong>of</strong> friendship will<br />

stretch from one campus to the<br />

other throughout the world. Our<br />

motto is "Yoicks <strong>and</strong> away."<br />

Melchior G. Slurch<br />

I'm in an odd predicament—too<br />

much mail! <strong>The</strong> FLAT HAT<br />

printed a notice a few weeks ago<br />

concerning correspondence with<br />

Swedish boys <strong>and</strong> girls. I innocently<br />

sent my name to the organ-'<br />

ization "My Friends Abroad" expecting<br />

to get one answer. Instead,<br />

my name was published in<br />

a science periodical <strong>and</strong> I have <strong>The</strong> repairs that are called for<br />

received letters from 16 boys <strong>and</strong> would consume very little time <strong>of</strong><br />

one girl. ' the laborers, if they are taken<br />

<strong>The</strong> letters are all very interest­ care <strong>of</strong> immediately. Should much<br />

ing. My correspondents range in more time elapse before anything<br />

age from 18 to 26 years <strong>and</strong> their is done, even the framework <strong>of</strong><br />

interests are mainly sports <strong>and</strong><br />

what at one time were benches<br />

music.<br />

<strong>and</strong> bridges will have disappeared.<br />

I shall be glad to give a letter<br />

to anyone - who is interested • in<br />

<strong>The</strong> improvements needed are <strong>The</strong> FLAT HAT this week<br />

keeping up a correspondence. simple ones <strong>and</strong> it would be was under the supervision <strong>of</strong><br />

Laurie Pritchard in accordance<br />

Come see me in 218 Monroe. shameful to allow them to go un­<br />

with the policy <strong>of</strong> having each<br />

Jean Capplemann. attended to.<br />

junior editor edit one issue.

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