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Slogans - Prince XML

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Prologue<br />

“Yeah hello?<br />

“You’re awake then? What’s the matter?<br />

“Oh.<br />

“Eh...<br />

“Look...<br />

“I can hear that!<br />

“Well, you’re obviously you’re in one of your states.<br />

“Just wait...<br />

“Well, I’m on the bus coming from London. It’s packed. Some kind of bloody Christian<br />

outing by the looks of it.<br />

“Oh god. What?<br />

“So you’re home?<br />

“Brighton.<br />

“In about an hour, if this completely ridiculous driver gets his act together. The fucking bus<br />

is going at a snail’s pace.<br />

“What? You must be joking?<br />

“That’s about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.<br />

“Look it’s very very crowded on the bus and I am in no mood for your whining, little one.<br />

“Well just pull yourself together. Don’t fall part on me while I’m on the fucking bus.<br />

“So?<br />

“Look. What’s the matter? Why are you crying?<br />

“Stop it.<br />

“What is it now?<br />

“Oh, Jesus. Here we go...<br />

“Yes...<br />

“Yes... I know. I know. Yes.<br />

“Well, what do you expect?<br />

“You get yourself into these situations all by yourself. You’ve got no one to blame except<br />

yourself.<br />

“No, it’s you.<br />

“It’s you.<br />

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