Anyone could do that!

Blood on the Floor And
pigs running wild!
When I was a freshman in high school, trying
to make my way through school, not really
knowing how to read or write, I always chose
what I thought to be the easiest classes.
One class was an agricultural class and I even
became a member of Future Farmers of America.
In my English class, we all were assigned to give
a demonstration speech on topics such as how
to blow a trumpet, how to thread a needle, how
to read a book, how to make a kite, and so on.
I chose a topic that I thought would be
quite easy and fit in with what I was learning
in my agricultural class and that was how to notch
the ears of a pig.
So, on the day of my speech, I took a piglet
to class. This was a young pig, not really a piglet,
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