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BYWAYS PLUS: DATES! - Desert Magazine of the Southwest

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hurried to Slim's trailer. Nothing had changed—nei<strong>the</strong>r his<br />

straw hat with its safety pin, nor <strong>the</strong> semicircle <strong>of</strong> match<br />

stems in <strong>the</strong> trailer's shade. When I gave Slim my name and<br />

presented him with <strong>the</strong> cold bottles, I got his clear, unspoken<br />

message: "Why didn't you bring beer?" Aloud, he said, "I'll<br />

put'em in <strong>the</strong> reefer when I go in."<br />

I asked him if <strong>the</strong> road up Surprise Canyon to Panamint<br />

City was open. Just as I expected, he scratched a match on<br />

<strong>the</strong> trailer side, fired up his corncob, and tossed <strong>the</strong> match<br />

stem to you-know-where.<br />

"Mmm, yeah, you can make it all <strong>the</strong> way, but when you<br />

get <strong>the</strong>re, watch out for <strong>the</strong> old lady on <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r side <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

canyon. She might take a shot at you."<br />

Nothing had changed in Ballarat! I wanted to know more<br />

about Slim's feud with "<strong>the</strong> old lady," but a fur<strong>the</strong>r question<br />

about her brought this response: "I see you're stopping at<br />

Shorty's place. Used to live <strong>the</strong>re myself, after Shorty died.<br />

I've lived in every cabin in town one time or o<strong>the</strong>r since 1913.<br />

When <strong>the</strong>y leaned too much I moved out and just propped<br />

'em up." It was plain that his problem with <strong>the</strong> belle <strong>of</strong> Panamint<br />

City was too painful to discuss.<br />

"Shorty was only five feet tall with his hat on," he mused.<br />

"Used to be a woman named Bessie Hart had a mine and a<br />

two-stamp mill at Stone Corral up Pleasant Canyon. She was<br />

homely as, uh, she was really homely, and built like a dray<br />

horse. Shorty came by <strong>the</strong> mill one day when she was at her<br />

anvil sharpening some drill bits. He liked <strong>the</strong> way she<br />

handled herself and proposed to her right <strong>the</strong>re. She gave <strong>the</strong><br />

red-hot steel a couple more licks, looked Shorty over slow-like<br />

and said, 'No, Shorty, no. You're a nice guy, but <strong>the</strong>re ain't<br />

enough <strong>of</strong> you!'"<br />

Slim continued, "Shorty died in 1934 in Big Pine. Just<br />

went to sleep and didn't wake up. They buried him next to<br />

Jim Dayton beside <strong>the</strong> old 20-mule team borax road on <strong>the</strong><br />

west side <strong>of</strong> Death Valley, north <strong>of</strong> Bennett's Well. He was a<br />

short man, but he sure used to tell some tall tales!"<br />

The next day, just before <strong>the</strong> sun rose over <strong>the</strong> mountain,<br />

<strong>the</strong> moonlight gave way to a s<strong>of</strong>t opalescence. Through <strong>the</strong><br />

predawn chill we heard <strong>the</strong> "snick, snick" <strong>of</strong> Slim's axe as he<br />

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