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Polly Vernon – wax junkie | The Times<br />
untapped market <strong>of</strong> women.<br />
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/magazine/article2998891.ece<br />
03/05/2011 21:29<br />
The campaign began in earnest in 1915 when Harper’s Bazaar ran an advert featuring an<br />
image <strong>of</strong> a young woman in a sleeveless dress, whose arms were arched above her head,<br />
revealing hairless armpits. The strapline ran: “Summer dress and modern dancing<br />
combine to make necessary the removal <strong>of</strong> objectionable hair.”<br />
Hygiene was invoked as a secondary reason for getting shot <strong>of</strong> underarm hair, although<br />
campaigns relied mainly on the ancient impetus to be cool. “The woman <strong>of</strong> fashion says<br />
the underarm must be as smooth as the face,” ran another ad. By 1922, women both in the<br />
US and in the UK seemed to have accepted the idea that they should shave their armpits.<br />
Advertising campaigns no longer focused on selling the idea <strong>of</strong> hairlessness itself, but had<br />
shifted to distinguishing between the merits <strong>of</strong> different processes and products.<br />
Convincing women to shave their legs took longer; but by the Forties, when rationing<br />
meant that skirts were shorter and stockings sheerer (if they existed at all), and Betty<br />
Grable’s hair-free legs had become a saucy visual shorthand for patriotism, the idea <strong>of</strong><br />
depilating the lower half <strong>of</strong> the body began to resonate. Bikini waxing didn’t become<br />
popular until the late Eighties, as anyone who has ever enjoyed the hairily illustrated<br />
images <strong>of</strong> the Seventies classic The Joy <strong>of</strong> Sex will testify. Extreme bikini waxing gained<br />
currency in the mid-Nineties when New York’s J. Sisters started treating quote-happy<br />
celebrities, after which Roberts brought it to London.<br />
And now, yes, it seems that we are all depilating. When I ask the female faction on Twitter<br />
how they feel about their body hair, several hundred rush to tweet back about their<br />
depilatory habits. While they vary dramatically, every last one <strong>of</strong> them is at least doing<br />
something.<br />
But <strong>of</strong> course we are. We’re surrounded by a hairless female aesthetic. The bodies <strong>of</strong> the<br />
celebrity women and anonymous models on whom notions <strong>of</strong> prettiness are founded are<br />
waxed and tweezered, IPL-treated and photoshopped into perfectly depilated visions <strong>of</strong><br />
egg-smooth gorgeousness. Pornography is popularly assumed to hold increasing sway over<br />
what we wax and how <strong>of</strong>ten. As porn gets more available through the internet, so the<br />
average woman’s perceived obligation to wax further and higher appears to increase.<br />
(Although it should also be pointed out that Ancient Greek statues show adult women to<br />
be pubic hair-free. Maybe this aesthetic ideal isn’t so porno-derivative after all.)<br />
Trends in how we remove hair ebb and flow. The latest diktats issued by Hollywood<br />
stylists suggest somewhat terrifyingly that shaving excess hair from the faces <strong>of</strong> female<br />
celebrities is an increasingly common practice. “Shaving rids the face <strong>of</strong> that fine fuzz that<br />
laser hair removal can’t pick up,” says Kate Somerville, a Los Angeles facialist <strong>of</strong> some<br />
standing. “It doesn’t grow back thicker or darker. That’s an old wives’ tale.”<br />
Any time a celebrity woman dares to be seen in public displaying so much as a suspicion<br />
<strong>of</strong> body bristle, all hell breaks out. Body hair makes headlines, causes ructions. The latest<br />
depilatory refusenik is Irina Shayk, supermodel, girlfriend <strong>of</strong> Cristiano Ronaldo and<br />
Swimwear Illustrated cover girl. In late February, Shayk was snapped by paparazzi on her<br />
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