September

science & business
DIMENSIONAL ANALYSIS
Think you look thin or fat or short or tall in our 3-Dimension
space then imagine how would you look in 4-D or 5-D or
may be even 11-D space. Boomed…?
Science has debated for a long time on the possibility of
space having more than 3 dimensions. But the question is, if
there are so many dimensions, why don’t we see it?
Imagine a completely 2-D world with 2-D people. If you
place a 3-D object in such a place and ask a ‘2-D person’ to
tell you about it’s height, he won’t be able to. Reason, the
3 rd dimension is perpendicular to his line of sight, so all he
will see is it’s shadow on the ground and will never see the
height.
Similarly we can predict a ‘hypercube’, the counterpart of
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This product based on the dynamic
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a cube in 4-D space. It is bounded by eight cubes just as a
cube is bounded by 6 faces. Or an ‘ultracube’ in 5-D, bounded
by ten hypercubes. Obviously we can’t visualize them since
these extra dimensions are outside our sense of vision.
So why do we even talk about a multi dimensional space? It’s
because it helps us to answer many fundamental questions.
We know that gravity follows an inverse square law. Treatment
in 5D space introduces extra mathematical terms in the
expression so that it gets the freedom to behave in a manner
we would not expect it to do. It answers questions like ‘Why
is the proton 1836 times more massive than the electron’? or
‘Why are neutrinos massless’?
Research at a leading university has shown that the evolution
of a universe indeed started out being five- dimensional. It
was discovered that while the universe eventually evolved to
a state where three of the four spatial dimensions expanded
to become our world, the extra fourth spatial dimension shrunk
to a size of 10 -31 cm by the present time. The fifth dimension
to the universe has all but vanished and is 20 powers of 10 -
100 billion billion times smaller than the size of a proton. It is
not too hard to reconcile ourselves to the notion that the fifth
(or sixth, or eleventh) dimension could be much smaller than
an atomic nucleus.
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