Emperor Hirohito, “Surrender Broadcast” - doublesession

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innocent lives. should we continue to fight, it would not only result in the
ultìmate collapse and obliteration of the Japanese nation ' ' but would lead
alsotothetotalextinctionofhumancivilization.suchbeingthecase,howare
we to save millions of our subiects' or ourselves' to atone before the hallowed
spirits of our lmperial ancestors? This is the reason we have ordered the ac-
c"ptance of the provisions of the joint declaration of the Powers'
we cannot but express the deepest sense of regret to our a[[ied nations
ofEastAsia,whohaveconsistentlycooperatedwiththeEmpiretowardthe
emancipationofEastAsia.Thethoughtofthoseofficersandmenwhohave
fallen on the field of battle, of those who have died at their posts of duty' or
thosewhohavemetwithuntimelydeath,andoftheirbereavedfamilies,pains
our heart night and day' The *"1f"'" of the wounded and war victims and of
thosewhohavelosttheirhomesandlivelihoodareobjectsofourprofound
solicitude rhe hardships and sufferings to which our nation is to be subiected
hereafter will certainly be great'
We are keenly aware of the inmost feelings of all our subiects' However'
itisaccordingtothedictatesoftimeandfatethatwecomebyenduringthe
unendurable and suffering what is insufferable Having been able to save and
maintain the structure of ih" tmp"'ial State' we are always with you' our good
and loyal sublects, relying upon your sincerity and integrity. Beware most strictly
lest any outbursts of emotion, which may engender needless complications' or
anyfraternalcontentionandstrife'whichmaycreateconfusion'leadyouastray
and cause you to lose the confidence of the world' Let the entire nation continue
as one family from generation to generation, ever firm in its faith in the
imperishability of its diviie land, and mindful of its heavy burden of responsibilities
and the long road before it Devote your united strength to constructionforthefuture.Cultivatewaysofrectitude,furthernobilityofspirit,and
workwithresolution,sothatyoumayenhancetheinnategloryofthelmperial
State and keep pace with the progress of the world
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