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such 'slip-ups', AI reveals a little of its personality, and along with it, its quirks and<br />

eccentricities, and just possibly, its weaknesses. AI, for all its brilliance, is almost<br />

monumentally obtuse. Here are a few examples.<br />

Examples of matrix humour<br />

• On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.<br />

• On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner ! No purchase necessary. Details inside.<br />

• On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.<br />

• On a Swanson frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost.<br />

• On a Tesco's Tiramisu Dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down.<br />

• On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.<br />

• On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.<br />

• On Boots Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking<br />

this medication.<br />

• On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.<br />

• On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor and outdoor use only.<br />

• On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.<br />

• On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.<br />

• On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.<br />

• On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.<br />

• On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.<br />

Popular Humaton Slogans<br />

Ignorance is bliss.<br />

What you don't know can't hurt you.<br />

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.<br />

The clothes make the man.<br />

Look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.<br />

No man is an island.<br />

Curiosity killed the cat.<br />

A taste of honey is worse than none at all.<br />

If you can't beat them, join them.<br />

<strong>MATRIX</strong> <strong>WARRIOR</strong> - Being the One 46<br />

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