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Column by<br />

Charles Coley<br />

It's nearly the third<br />

week of school and I still can't<br />

believe it. After an initial haphazard<br />

attempt at writing this<br />

Column, I now sit writing on<br />

my second try. You see, my<br />

dreaded enemy...I'll just call<br />

him Mac(intosh)...chose to delete<br />

my entire column. After<br />

much cursing and fussing, I began<br />

again. So without much<br />

fanfare, here goes. This inhales!<br />

The lines are still long<br />

:and the cafeteria food reeks of<br />

trichinosis. And the parking.<br />

What is it with the parking?<br />

You would think that college<br />

students would be able to successfully<br />

stop their vehicle in a<br />

designated space and then<br />

travel the rest of the distance to<br />

class on foot. You would think.<br />

But then again...thinking has<br />

never been a strength of most<br />

<strong>Southeastern</strong> students.<br />

There is a mad dash<br />

; every morning to cram into the<br />

last available handicapped<br />

! parking space. This is a per-<br />

• sonal affront to those students<br />

who truly require a handicapped<br />

spot. I realize the spaces<br />

are much larger, spacious,<br />

roomy, and affordable. Howi<br />

ever, it is merely a parking spot.<br />

; Perhaps every single parking<br />

space on campus should be designated<br />

as handicapped. I see<br />

this as the only viable solution<br />

to our current dilemma. Moreover,<br />

I would label the majority<br />

of the student body as "handicapped."<br />

After<br />

all, we attend<br />

<strong>Southeastern</strong>,<br />

don't we?<br />

entertainment<br />

that SOSU now looks presentable.<br />

Those guys are great<br />

at...uh...maintaining. Nonetheless,<br />

there are still portions<br />

of our campus that closely resemble<br />

that great tourist mecca,<br />

Charles<br />

A 1 -<br />

though I admit<br />

I'm no Harley<br />

enthusiast, I am<br />

still baffled by<br />

the presence of<br />

more than one<br />

motorcycle in a<br />

single parking<br />

space. I really<br />

don't see how<br />

this bit of<br />

Charge<br />

curbside gymnastics<br />

is accomplished.Besides,<br />

it's been<br />

over twenty<br />

years since the<br />

filming of the last episode of<br />

C.H.I.P.S.<br />

I will now take the time<br />

to applaud the efforts of our<br />

wonderful maintenance<br />

people. It was through their<br />

hard work and dedication in<br />

the blazing sun last summer<br />

Turkey.<br />

An annual tradition occurs<br />

every year, especially during<br />

these first few weeks of<br />

school. It enables even the shyest<br />

of freshmen to transform<br />

into a creature completely unlike<br />

their high school image. It<br />

Tips for Battling<br />

Nonperformance<br />

Paul Kuromoto<br />

Ka Leo O Hawaii<br />

(U. Hawaii)<br />

(U-WIRE) HONOLULU ~ The For some, nonperformance is newspapers, books, milk cartons,<br />

' first day of the fall semester -- the not a choice. Through an unfortu­ candy wrappers. Do crossword<br />

; official first day of school —incites nate (or fortunate) set of circum­ puzzles and add up the prices of a<br />

j a Jot of thinking about the topic of stances, a student is forced to drop few things in your head without<br />

; success. Counseling sessions and out. For these, there is no re­ using a calculator or cash register.<br />

| Ka Leo editorials urge prepara- course, no negotiation. But for Argue semantics with your friends<br />

. tion and ambition. For the 83 those who actually decide whether (but don't get personal). Then hit<br />

: percent of <strong>University</strong> of Hawaii or not to drop, it would be wise to the books again as soon as you<br />

: Manoa students who do not drop consider the ramifications first. can.<br />

' out during their first year here, Noncompletion of courses over Self-talk<br />

_this advice is invaluable.<br />

a semester means two things: A communication class I once<br />

The remaining 17 percent is an firstly, the semester for that class took spoke of "self-talk" —things<br />

oft-maligned band of de facto is lost and secondly, it may have to you say to yourself to keep your­<br />

brothers and sisters. Some of be made up again later anyway, self going. Self-talk for<br />

these simply do not "persist" after effectively doubling the time com­ nonperformers is essential be­<br />

the first year. This means dropmitment for that class.<br />

cause complacency is not going to<br />

ping out of school entirely to travel But while time away can be a get anyone an education.<br />

, another path, such as working or liability, it may potentially be an Remember that (most likely)<br />

raising a family.<br />

asset. An honest assessment of there are other people in your own<br />

, Others do not drop out com­ your maturity may save you a se­ high school class that aren't doing<br />

pletely, but rather withdraw from mester of slacking and poor marks. nearly as well as you are. Remem­<br />

' several classes, which pushes back That semester can be spent getber that education is an ongoing<br />

estimated dates of graduation. ting the "party" out of your system process and whether you're in<br />

Editorials rarely address that or working, which is one of the school or not, you're learning es­<br />

. other educational eventuality. I best motivators I've ever had to go sential tools through theyears that<br />

. have personal experience with this to school. Most kids straight out may make your chances for suc­<br />

,'foe. Arriving here fresh out of of high school aren't likely to get a cess even greater in the long run.<br />

'high school, I found that I simply "real" job, so they'll do menial or And you can always think about<br />

' was not ready to be handed exclu­ tedious work for very little pay. those who actually end up going<br />

sive control of my education — Eventually, the torture that was away to expensive mainland col­<br />

freedom to decide whether to even school starts to seem FUN in comleges, can't cut it there and come<br />

"''go to class at all. Suffice to say, I parison. Hell, anything's better home.<br />

"; never did.<br />

than work.<br />

Which brings me to close with<br />

And so I dropped out. The Handling nonperformance. the most important thing<br />

'capstone to my choice was that I This does not refer to the time nonperformers must do — never<br />

didn't even bother to drop my immediately after dropping lose hope in their own educations.<br />

'classes — leaving me with four classes. Most nonperformers Keep coming back for more. Even­<br />

[lovely F's that still impair my GPA. handle that quite well. I, for ex­<br />

9 J<br />

I took some time off, then attended ample, went out and had a beer.<br />

tually you'll find yourself read to<br />

take the experience by the reins<br />

" a community college. Upon re- What this refers to is the "getting and give it your best shot. And<br />

. turning to Manoa, I found that I back on the academic track" to then it will be over.<br />

"had acquired a far different out­ finish one's degree.<br />

Hopefully by then, you will have<br />

look on education. From this ex­ First, my advice is to increase learned what it takes to make it, at<br />

perience I can offer the following the level of school again as soon as your own pace, on your own terms.<br />

."advice for other potential possible. The longer one spends Who knows? Your knowledge of<br />

^nonperformers, or anyone who out of school, the harder it is to the "real world" may enhance your<br />

feels like they are in an educa­ drag one's self back. If this is not chances over those of others who<br />

tional "funk."<br />

possible, at least try to keep your came out of college with a degree,<br />

,' The onset of nonperformance. mind sharp. Read everything: but never really grew up.<br />

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Box 4237<br />

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74701-0121<br />

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MEMBER<br />

<strong>Oklahoma</strong> Collegiate<br />

Press Association<br />

<strong>Oklahoma</strong> Press<br />

Association<br />

Associated Collegiate<br />

Press<br />

Student Press Law<br />

Center<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

Shay Jones<br />

U-wire Editor<br />

Lauren Moffitt<br />

Business Manager<br />

Jodie Duke<br />

is entirely possible for the high<br />

school skank to evolve into the<br />

freshman virgin. It's all about<br />

image, baby! My personal favorite<br />

is the high school dweeb<br />

who hopes to subtly blend into<br />

the jock<br />

crowd. Bill<br />

Gates meets<br />

TroyAikman!<br />

After rushing<br />

his fraternity<br />

of choice, this<br />

same individual<br />

will go<br />

on to discover<br />

that his tolerance<br />

for alcohol<br />

is the same<br />

as that of a titmouse.<br />

Our<br />

heroic dork<br />

will eventually<br />

flunk out<br />

of college, enter<br />

the service,<br />

and soon find<br />

himself on a<br />

U.N. relief mission in a far-off<br />

land named after a popular<br />

holiday fowl (GO TURKEY).<br />

I've heard that normal<br />

people (in other words, the<br />

people that regularly read this<br />

column) spend 10% of every<br />

day spreading gossip. I would<br />

off the mark<br />

never use that amount of personal<br />

time on gossip; it would<br />

be more like 75% for me. And<br />

believe me, there is more than<br />

enough gossip to go around.<br />

Spread the love! Between the<br />

escapades in the Towers and<br />

the sexual antics of the Music<br />

Department, everyone's tongue<br />

should be wagging (no pun<br />

intended...well, ok...it was).<br />

Freshmen...I promise it<br />

will get better. I realize I included<br />

this bit of trash in last<br />

week's column, but a little bit<br />

of redundancy never hurt anyone.<br />

Enjoy the week! Get<br />

involved on campus (what<br />

you're thinking is right...I was<br />

well paid to write that).<br />

I think I'll head out to<br />

the parking lot and see how<br />

many Eric Estrada (of<br />

Telemundo fame) look-alikes I<br />

can scrounge up. I hate that<br />

C.H.I.P.S. dip.<br />

CHURCH BULLETIN<br />

TYPO OF THE WEEK:<br />

The associate minister unveiled<br />

the church's new tithing campaign<br />

slogan last Sunday: "I<br />

Upped My Pledge—Up Yours."<br />

by Mark Parisi<br />

What's Happening??<br />

lite Want to Know!!<br />

Shay Jones<br />

sjones.southeastern@hotbot.com<br />

(580)924-0121 ext. 2587<br />

Jodie Duke<br />

jduke.sauage@hotbot.com<br />

(580)924-0121 ext <strong>26</strong>96<br />

<strong>Southeastern</strong> Staff<br />

S t aff Contributors<br />

Charles Coley<br />

Kim Shelton<br />

Melissa Thompson<br />

Todd Fischer<br />

Sarah Martinez<br />

Production Manager<br />

Melissa Monroe<br />

Faculty Adviser<br />

Janet F. Reeder<br />

Sports Editor<br />

Michelle Newman<br />

Advertising Manager<br />

Billie Mocabee<br />

<strong>August</strong> <strong>26</strong>, <strong>1999</strong><br />

Horoscopes<br />

By Kim Shelton<br />

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.19)j<br />

Decision making will be a ke£<br />

factor in your happiness this<br />

week. Don't make snappy judgments,<br />

and you won't fall flat on<br />

your face. Try on a new attitude<br />

this week.<br />

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19)<br />

The one you love could be the<br />

only one for you. Try and treat<br />

them with that special loving<br />

touch that only you have. I see<br />

bells in your near future...hint<br />

hint...it could be wedded bliss.<br />

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)<br />

Somebody will try and come between<br />

you and those that you.<br />

love. Don't allow that to deter<br />

your friendships with those<br />

around you. Try and be a little<br />

more conscious of the decisions<br />

that you make.<br />

ARIES (Mar. 21-April 19)<br />

It is said that what doesn't kill us<br />

makes us stronger, so don't become<br />

discouraged. Try to be<br />

more positive in your outlook on<br />

life...no one wants to be around<br />

a sour puss.<br />

TAURUS (April 20- Mav 20)<br />

Love will find you no matter<br />

where you are. Don't allow the<br />

negative attitudes of others to<br />

influence your decisions on life<br />

and love.<br />

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)<br />

They say that distance makes'<br />

the heart grow stronger...don't<br />

believe them. Keep in close contact<br />

with the one that you love, or<br />

distance will do the obvious and<br />

force you farther apart.<br />

CANCER (June 21-July 22)<br />

Try and be the leader for once<br />

and not just the follower. Leadership"<br />

qualities that you never<br />

thought that you had may just be<br />

the key to a wonderful future. -<br />

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)<br />

Loved ones and friends may<br />

find it hard to deal with your personality<br />

sometimes, but that<br />

doesn't mean that they care any<br />

less. Don't judge people on<br />

what they look like, look more on<br />

the inside and you may find a<br />

friend where you once thought<br />

you had a foe.<br />

VIRGO (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)<br />

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! Try<br />

and have a wonderful month.<br />

Don't let the opinions of others<br />

that you care about be the key<br />

factors. Think positive and don't<br />

let the negativity of others affect<br />

the positive way that you look on<br />

life this year.<br />

LIBRA (Sept. 23- Oct. 23)<br />

Thoughts of forever are not for<br />

you this week. Don't plan your<br />

life around that "special someone".<br />

Try and live in the present.<br />

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)<br />

Friendships can be destroyed<br />

with a simple word, so be careful<br />

what you say. Don't try and be<br />

arrogant, because that will only<br />

make trouble for you. Be kind<br />

and friendly to those around you,<br />

and life will be far more tolerable.<br />

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22- Dec.<br />

21)<br />

Sincerity is one of the most<br />

positive attributes that you have.<br />

Use it and this week will bring<br />

prosperity and happiness.<br />

(^Publication Policy)<br />

The <strong>Southeastern</strong> is published as a teaching<br />

instrument for journalism students under the<br />

Department of Communication and Theatre on<br />

Wednesday during the school year and biweekly<br />

during the summer, except during examinations<br />

and holidays.<br />

Opinions expressed in The <strong>Southeastern</strong> do-not<br />

necessarily represent those of the student body,<br />

faculty, or administration. Opinions appearing in<br />

by-lined articles, columns or letters are those of<br />

the individual writer. Opinions in unsigned<br />

editorials are those of the editorial board.<br />

Letters to the editor must be signed, although<br />

names may be withheld upon request to the editor<br />

and the adviser. Anonymous letters will not be<br />

published. Letters must also include the autnor's<br />

address and telephone number for verification.<br />

The editor reserves the right to edit letters for<br />

space limitations and to comply with libel laws.<br />

Every effort will be made to preserve the integrity<br />

of the letter. Letters may be mailed or delivered<br />

to Fine Arts 203. Subscriptions are S10 per year.<br />

Advertising rate cards are available upon request

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