August 26, 1999 - Southeastern Oklahoma State University
August 26, 1999 - Southeastern Oklahoma State University
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Column by<br />
Charles Coley<br />
It's nearly the third<br />
week of school and I still can't<br />
believe it. After an initial haphazard<br />
attempt at writing this<br />
Column, I now sit writing on<br />
my second try. You see, my<br />
dreaded enemy...I'll just call<br />
him Mac(intosh)...chose to delete<br />
my entire column. After<br />
much cursing and fussing, I began<br />
again. So without much<br />
fanfare, here goes. This inhales!<br />
The lines are still long<br />
:and the cafeteria food reeks of<br />
trichinosis. And the parking.<br />
What is it with the parking?<br />
You would think that college<br />
students would be able to successfully<br />
stop their vehicle in a<br />
designated space and then<br />
travel the rest of the distance to<br />
class on foot. You would think.<br />
But then again...thinking has<br />
never been a strength of most<br />
<strong>Southeastern</strong> students.<br />
There is a mad dash<br />
; every morning to cram into the<br />
last available handicapped<br />
! parking space. This is a per-<br />
• sonal affront to those students<br />
who truly require a handicapped<br />
spot. I realize the spaces<br />
are much larger, spacious,<br />
roomy, and affordable. Howi<br />
ever, it is merely a parking spot.<br />
; Perhaps every single parking<br />
space on campus should be designated<br />
as handicapped. I see<br />
this as the only viable solution<br />
to our current dilemma. Moreover,<br />
I would label the majority<br />
of the student body as "handicapped."<br />
After<br />
all, we attend<br />
<strong>Southeastern</strong>,<br />
don't we?<br />
entertainment<br />
that SOSU now looks presentable.<br />
Those guys are great<br />
at...uh...maintaining. Nonetheless,<br />
there are still portions<br />
of our campus that closely resemble<br />
that great tourist mecca,<br />
Charles<br />
A 1 -<br />
though I admit<br />
I'm no Harley<br />
enthusiast, I am<br />
still baffled by<br />
the presence of<br />
more than one<br />
motorcycle in a<br />
single parking<br />
space. I really<br />
don't see how<br />
this bit of<br />
Charge<br />
curbside gymnastics<br />
is accomplished.Besides,<br />
it's been<br />
over twenty<br />
years since the<br />
filming of the last episode of<br />
C.H.I.P.S.<br />
I will now take the time<br />
to applaud the efforts of our<br />
wonderful maintenance<br />
people. It was through their<br />
hard work and dedication in<br />
the blazing sun last summer<br />
Turkey.<br />
An annual tradition occurs<br />
every year, especially during<br />
these first few weeks of<br />
school. It enables even the shyest<br />
of freshmen to transform<br />
into a creature completely unlike<br />
their high school image. It<br />
Tips for Battling<br />
Nonperformance<br />
Paul Kuromoto<br />
Ka Leo O Hawaii<br />
(U. Hawaii)<br />
(U-WIRE) HONOLULU ~ The For some, nonperformance is newspapers, books, milk cartons,<br />
' first day of the fall semester -- the not a choice. Through an unfortu candy wrappers. Do crossword<br />
; official first day of school —incites nate (or fortunate) set of circum puzzles and add up the prices of a<br />
j a Jot of thinking about the topic of stances, a student is forced to drop few things in your head without<br />
; success. Counseling sessions and out. For these, there is no re using a calculator or cash register.<br />
| Ka Leo editorials urge prepara- course, no negotiation. But for Argue semantics with your friends<br />
. tion and ambition. For the 83 those who actually decide whether (but don't get personal). Then hit<br />
: percent of <strong>University</strong> of Hawaii or not to drop, it would be wise to the books again as soon as you<br />
: Manoa students who do not drop consider the ramifications first. can.<br />
' out during their first year here, Noncompletion of courses over Self-talk<br />
_this advice is invaluable.<br />
a semester means two things: A communication class I once<br />
The remaining 17 percent is an firstly, the semester for that class took spoke of "self-talk" —things<br />
oft-maligned band of de facto is lost and secondly, it may have to you say to yourself to keep your<br />
brothers and sisters. Some of be made up again later anyway, self going. Self-talk for<br />
these simply do not "persist" after effectively doubling the time com nonperformers is essential be<br />
the first year. This means dropmitment for that class.<br />
cause complacency is not going to<br />
ping out of school entirely to travel But while time away can be a get anyone an education.<br />
, another path, such as working or liability, it may potentially be an Remember that (most likely)<br />
raising a family.<br />
asset. An honest assessment of there are other people in your own<br />
, Others do not drop out com your maturity may save you a se high school class that aren't doing<br />
pletely, but rather withdraw from mester of slacking and poor marks. nearly as well as you are. Remem<br />
' several classes, which pushes back That semester can be spent getber that education is an ongoing<br />
estimated dates of graduation. ting the "party" out of your system process and whether you're in<br />
Editorials rarely address that or working, which is one of the school or not, you're learning es<br />
. other educational eventuality. I best motivators I've ever had to go sential tools through theyears that<br />
. have personal experience with this to school. Most kids straight out may make your chances for suc<br />
,'foe. Arriving here fresh out of of high school aren't likely to get a cess even greater in the long run.<br />
'high school, I found that I simply "real" job, so they'll do menial or And you can always think about<br />
' was not ready to be handed exclu tedious work for very little pay. those who actually end up going<br />
sive control of my education — Eventually, the torture that was away to expensive mainland col<br />
freedom to decide whether to even school starts to seem FUN in comleges, can't cut it there and come<br />
"''go to class at all. Suffice to say, I parison. Hell, anything's better home.<br />
"; never did.<br />
than work.<br />
Which brings me to close with<br />
And so I dropped out. The Handling nonperformance. the most important thing<br />
'capstone to my choice was that I This does not refer to the time nonperformers must do — never<br />
didn't even bother to drop my immediately after dropping lose hope in their own educations.<br />
'classes — leaving me with four classes. Most nonperformers Keep coming back for more. Even<br />
[lovely F's that still impair my GPA. handle that quite well. I, for ex<br />
9 J<br />
I took some time off, then attended ample, went out and had a beer.<br />
tually you'll find yourself read to<br />
take the experience by the reins<br />
" a community college. Upon re- What this refers to is the "getting and give it your best shot. And<br />
. turning to Manoa, I found that I back on the academic track" to then it will be over.<br />
"had acquired a far different out finish one's degree.<br />
Hopefully by then, you will have<br />
look on education. From this ex First, my advice is to increase learned what it takes to make it, at<br />
perience I can offer the following the level of school again as soon as your own pace, on your own terms.<br />
."advice for other potential possible. The longer one spends Who knows? Your knowledge of<br />
^nonperformers, or anyone who out of school, the harder it is to the "real world" may enhance your<br />
feels like they are in an educa drag one's self back. If this is not chances over those of others who<br />
tional "funk."<br />
possible, at least try to keep your came out of college with a degree,<br />
,' The onset of nonperformance. mind sharp. Read everything: but never really grew up.<br />
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Business Manager<br />
Jodie Duke<br />
is entirely possible for the high<br />
school skank to evolve into the<br />
freshman virgin. It's all about<br />
image, baby! My personal favorite<br />
is the high school dweeb<br />
who hopes to subtly blend into<br />
the jock<br />
crowd. Bill<br />
Gates meets<br />
TroyAikman!<br />
After rushing<br />
his fraternity<br />
of choice, this<br />
same individual<br />
will go<br />
on to discover<br />
that his tolerance<br />
for alcohol<br />
is the same<br />
as that of a titmouse.<br />
Our<br />
heroic dork<br />
will eventually<br />
flunk out<br />
of college, enter<br />
the service,<br />
and soon find<br />
himself on a<br />
U.N. relief mission in a far-off<br />
land named after a popular<br />
holiday fowl (GO TURKEY).<br />
I've heard that normal<br />
people (in other words, the<br />
people that regularly read this<br />
column) spend 10% of every<br />
day spreading gossip. I would<br />
off the mark<br />
never use that amount of personal<br />
time on gossip; it would<br />
be more like 75% for me. And<br />
believe me, there is more than<br />
enough gossip to go around.<br />
Spread the love! Between the<br />
escapades in the Towers and<br />
the sexual antics of the Music<br />
Department, everyone's tongue<br />
should be wagging (no pun<br />
intended...well, ok...it was).<br />
Freshmen...I promise it<br />
will get better. I realize I included<br />
this bit of trash in last<br />
week's column, but a little bit<br />
of redundancy never hurt anyone.<br />
Enjoy the week! Get<br />
involved on campus (what<br />
you're thinking is right...I was<br />
well paid to write that).<br />
I think I'll head out to<br />
the parking lot and see how<br />
many Eric Estrada (of<br />
Telemundo fame) look-alikes I<br />
can scrounge up. I hate that<br />
C.H.I.P.S. dip.<br />
CHURCH BULLETIN<br />
TYPO OF THE WEEK:<br />
The associate minister unveiled<br />
the church's new tithing campaign<br />
slogan last Sunday: "I<br />
Upped My Pledge—Up Yours."<br />
by Mark Parisi<br />
What's Happening??<br />
lite Want to Know!!<br />
Shay Jones<br />
sjones.southeastern@hotbot.com<br />
(580)924-0121 ext. 2587<br />
Jodie Duke<br />
jduke.sauage@hotbot.com<br />
(580)924-0121 ext <strong>26</strong>96<br />
<strong>Southeastern</strong> Staff<br />
S t aff Contributors<br />
Charles Coley<br />
Kim Shelton<br />
Melissa Thompson<br />
Todd Fischer<br />
Sarah Martinez<br />
Production Manager<br />
Melissa Monroe<br />
Faculty Adviser<br />
Janet F. Reeder<br />
Sports Editor<br />
Michelle Newman<br />
Advertising Manager<br />
Billie Mocabee<br />
<strong>August</strong> <strong>26</strong>, <strong>1999</strong><br />
Horoscopes<br />
By Kim Shelton<br />
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.19)j<br />
Decision making will be a ke£<br />
factor in your happiness this<br />
week. Don't make snappy judgments,<br />
and you won't fall flat on<br />
your face. Try on a new attitude<br />
this week.<br />
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19)<br />
The one you love could be the<br />
only one for you. Try and treat<br />
them with that special loving<br />
touch that only you have. I see<br />
bells in your near future...hint<br />
hint...it could be wedded bliss.<br />
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)<br />
Somebody will try and come between<br />
you and those that you.<br />
love. Don't allow that to deter<br />
your friendships with those<br />
around you. Try and be a little<br />
more conscious of the decisions<br />
that you make.<br />
ARIES (Mar. 21-April 19)<br />
It is said that what doesn't kill us<br />
makes us stronger, so don't become<br />
discouraged. Try to be<br />
more positive in your outlook on<br />
life...no one wants to be around<br />
a sour puss.<br />
TAURUS (April 20- Mav 20)<br />
Love will find you no matter<br />
where you are. Don't allow the<br />
negative attitudes of others to<br />
influence your decisions on life<br />
and love.<br />
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)<br />
They say that distance makes'<br />
the heart grow stronger...don't<br />
believe them. Keep in close contact<br />
with the one that you love, or<br />
distance will do the obvious and<br />
force you farther apart.<br />
CANCER (June 21-July 22)<br />
Try and be the leader for once<br />
and not just the follower. Leadership"<br />
qualities that you never<br />
thought that you had may just be<br />
the key to a wonderful future. -<br />
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)<br />
Loved ones and friends may<br />
find it hard to deal with your personality<br />
sometimes, but that<br />
doesn't mean that they care any<br />
less. Don't judge people on<br />
what they look like, look more on<br />
the inside and you may find a<br />
friend where you once thought<br />
you had a foe.<br />
VIRGO (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)<br />
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! Try<br />
and have a wonderful month.<br />
Don't let the opinions of others<br />
that you care about be the key<br />
factors. Think positive and don't<br />
let the negativity of others affect<br />
the positive way that you look on<br />
life this year.<br />
LIBRA (Sept. 23- Oct. 23)<br />
Thoughts of forever are not for<br />
you this week. Don't plan your<br />
life around that "special someone".<br />
Try and live in the present.<br />
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)<br />
Friendships can be destroyed<br />
with a simple word, so be careful<br />
what you say. Don't try and be<br />
arrogant, because that will only<br />
make trouble for you. Be kind<br />
and friendly to those around you,<br />
and life will be far more tolerable.<br />
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22- Dec.<br />
21)<br />
Sincerity is one of the most<br />
positive attributes that you have.<br />
Use it and this week will bring<br />
prosperity and happiness.<br />
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