Cub Scout SKITS - for you and me
Cub Scout SKITS - for you and me
Cub Scout SKITS - for you and me
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J.C. PENNEY #2<br />
(A More Obvious “J.C. Penney” Variation)<br />
CAST: STORE CLERK<br />
J.C. PENNEY<br />
CUSTOMERS (as many as desired)<br />
PROPS: Table <strong>for</strong> checkout counter<br />
Cash register(optional)<br />
Towel<br />
Various articles of clothing (Suggest <strong>Cub</strong> <strong>Scout</strong> uni<strong>for</strong>m parts)<br />
SETTING: Clerk in store.<br />
1ST BOY: Hi. Do <strong>you</strong> have a <strong>Cub</strong> <strong>Scout</strong> neckerchief?”<br />
CLERK: Yes we do. Just a minute. (Clerk goes off stage or behind a curtain. Sounds of a scuffle<br />
are heard. Clerk returns with neckerchief, custo<strong>me</strong>r pays <strong>and</strong> leaves)<br />
2ND BOY Do <strong>you</strong> have a <strong>Cub</strong> <strong>Scout</strong> shirt?<br />
(sa<strong>me</strong> thing happens)<br />
3RD BOY: Do <strong>you</strong> have a pair of shoes?”<br />
CLERK: Let <strong>me</strong> see...<br />
(goes off stage sa<strong>me</strong> thing happens)<br />
You’re in luck, we have one pair left in that size.<br />
4TH BOY: Do <strong>you</strong> have a pair of socks?<br />
CLERK: Hmmmm, let <strong>me</strong> check.”<br />
(Sa<strong>me</strong> thing)<br />
Yep, we got a pair”<br />
5TH BOY: Do <strong>you</strong> have a pair of <strong>Cub</strong> <strong>Scout</strong> pants?”<br />
CLERK: No we’re all sold out. How about shorts”<br />
5TH BOY: That would be OK”<br />
(Sa<strong>me</strong> thing but when clerk returns <strong>and</strong> starts to ring up sale, boy from offstage or behind<br />
the curtain walks out wrapped in a towel.)<br />
J.C. PENNY: (Grabs the shorts.)<br />
That’s the last straw! I quit this crummy job.<br />
(Walks offstage.)<br />
Greater Clevel<strong>and</strong> CouncilPow Wow 1993<br />
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