Cub Scout SKITS - for you and me
Cub Scout SKITS - for you and me
Cub Scout SKITS - for you and me
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CAST: 2 HUNTERS<br />
GUIDE<br />
THE YELLOW, CADILLAC<br />
SETTING: The Guide is laying on his side with his ear to the ground. Hunters enter.<br />
1ST HUNTER: What’s with this lazy good <strong>for</strong> nothing guide? We’re paying him good money to help<br />
us hunt <strong>and</strong> he’s laying down! Where did <strong>you</strong> get this guy? He’s a complete idiot! He’s<br />
laying in the middle of the road!<br />
2ND HUNTER: Relax. One of my buddies said he was really good. He’s probably listening <strong>for</strong> wild<br />
animals.<br />
(Hunters walk over to Guide.)<br />
2ND HUNTER: “Well, what is it?”<br />
GUIDE: (Without moving)<br />
Two <strong>me</strong>n in a yellow Cadillac. The grille is missing <strong>and</strong> it has a broken headlight. The<br />
paint is scraped on the right fender. The driver is wearing a green coat <strong>and</strong> a cowboy hat.<br />
The other guy is wearing a brown coat <strong>and</strong> a stocking cap.”<br />
2ND HUNTER: (To 1st Hunter)<br />
See … I told <strong>you</strong> he was good!!!”<br />
1ST HUNTER: Amazing!!! You <strong>me</strong>an <strong>you</strong> can tell all that from just listening to the ground?”<br />
GUIDE: “No. It just ran over <strong>me</strong>.”<br />
Greater Clevel<strong>and</strong> CouncilPow Wow 1993<br />
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