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the dead guy<br />

Hippodrome Theatre Re<strong>view</strong><br />

by dick kerekes dickkerekes@yahoo.<strong>com</strong><br />

Do you watch reality TV? If you do, you<br />

will want to consider a trip to Ga<strong>in</strong>esville’s Hippodrome<br />

Theatre to see their first play of 2008,<br />

The Dead Guy. The show runs through February<br />

3 at 23 SE 2 nd Place <strong>in</strong> the downtown area.<br />

If you were offered one million dollars to<br />

allow a TV camera man to follow you around<br />

and film you for 24 hours a day to create a show<br />

about your life, would you do it? Oh, there is a<br />

catch. At the end of the week you have to agree<br />

to DIE <strong>in</strong> the manner selected by the <strong>view</strong><strong>in</strong>g<br />

audience.<br />

The lead character, Eldon Phelps of Leadville,<br />

Colorado, can’t keep a job, a woman, an<br />

apartment and has no skills. He is approached<br />

by a reality TV producer with <strong>this</strong> offer. She has<br />

selected him carefully, she needs a real LOSER.<br />

He accepts and signs a contract to accept the<br />

money and to die.<br />

He gets his money, buys three red trucks<br />

for his mother, ex-girl friend<br />

and his brother and beg<strong>in</strong>s<br />

his week of temporary<br />

wealth and pleasure. He<br />

takes two prostitutes to<br />

Disneyland <strong>in</strong> California for<br />

a day of dr<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g and fun.<br />

Mid week he has second<br />

thoughts and decides if he<br />

be<strong>com</strong>es a good guy and<br />

does charitable th<strong>in</strong>gs,<br />

maybe the audience will like<br />

him and choose to let him<br />

live. That is enough of the<br />

plot and I leave the dramatic<br />

and surprise end<strong>in</strong>g for you<br />

to discover.<br />

This is as play you are not apt to see anytime<br />

soon at your local <strong>com</strong>munity theatre. It<br />

is very technically demand<strong>in</strong>g and requires five<br />

television screens and the ability to show what is<br />

be<strong>in</strong>g filmed as it happens. You are sitt<strong>in</strong>g there<br />

watch<strong>in</strong>g the play and see<strong>in</strong>g the action on the<br />

screens, just as the home audiences are watch<strong>in</strong>g.<br />

The audience votes nightly on his manner of<br />

death, with the grand totals to be posted at the<br />

f<strong>in</strong>al show on Sunday night when Eldon will die.<br />

Will it be A) a quiet death, B) run over by a bus,<br />

C) shot by a gun with a venom coated bullet, or<br />

D) cut up by a cha<strong>in</strong> saw? Viewers also have E)<br />

make your own suggestion.<br />

Tim Altmeyer is brilliant as Eldon. You will<br />

<strong>in</strong>itially dislike <strong>this</strong> example of poor white trash,<br />

but he grows on you as he cleans up his act.<br />

You may even f<strong>in</strong>d yourself lik<strong>in</strong>g him and wish<strong>in</strong>g<br />

you had a vote on his fate.<br />

Jessica Ires Morris smartly and<br />

believably plays the TV producer,<br />

G<strong>in</strong>a Yaweth. Yaweth is also a<br />

Hebrew word for God, and she is<br />

play<strong>in</strong>g a God of sorts.<br />

The show is basically done<br />

on a bare stage with furniture that<br />

is moved to portray the different<br />

scene locations. As an audience<br />

member, I was mesmerized go<strong>in</strong>g<br />

back and forth from the screens<br />

to the action stage. The two act,<br />

almost two hour show is very<br />

fast paced under the direction of<br />

Lauren Caldwell. It is has humor<br />

and <strong>in</strong>terest<strong>in</strong>g characters. It is a<br />

spoof of reality TV. It is the ultimate reality show,<br />

s<strong>in</strong>ce death is f<strong>in</strong>al. It is also thought-provok<strong>in</strong>g<br />

s<strong>in</strong>ce television br<strong>in</strong>gs everyth<strong>in</strong>g right <strong>in</strong>to our<br />

liv<strong>in</strong>g rooms with large screens and high def<strong>in</strong>ition<br />

clarity. War, sex, and food never seemed so<br />

real.<br />

I hope your New Year’s resolution was to<br />

expand your theatre experience and you will take<br />

advantage of the excellent work that the Hippodrome<br />

cont<strong>in</strong>ues to br<strong>in</strong>g to the North Florida<br />

area, and it is only 75 miles away. For reservations<br />

call (352) 375-HIPP or visit thehipp.org.<br />

eujacksonville.<strong>com</strong> | january 17-23, 2008 29

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