Hey, old man! What's in the bag? - Trixine
Hey, old man! What's in the bag? - Trixine
Hey, old man! What's in the bag? - Trixine
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Locals Section<br />
Tommy Mushroom (5 song demo): This<br />
guy is liv<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> Sp<strong>in</strong>al Tap fantasy, and<br />
he’s got <strong>the</strong> hair to prove it! All I could th<strong>in</strong>k<br />
of when listen<strong>in</strong>g to <strong>the</strong> last song on this<br />
demo, “Unicorn Song” was <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>famous<br />
Stonehenge scene. Seriously, Ocean City,<br />
MD should stand proud that <strong>the</strong>y can claim<br />
home to this local metal head who plays a<br />
white, electric stand-up bass. You gotta<br />
love <strong>the</strong> titles of <strong>the</strong>se progressive-glam<br />
boogies such as “Drone Factor Z” and<br />
“Cheap Love”. TOMMY MUSHROOM,<br />
YOU ROCK!!! (PO Box 2428, Ocean City,<br />
MD 21843)<br />
Tommy also does “Elvis Chicken”, which is just weird for weird’s sake. He puts on a<br />
big chickenhead outfit and a cape, and keeps mak<strong>in</strong>g this fucked up hand gesture while<br />
play<strong>in</strong>g one of those Roland synth-guitars. Elvis Chicken also crashes parties for a liv<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
It was amus<strong>in</strong>g for approximately 7.3 m<strong>in</strong>utes- too bad <strong>the</strong> video was over like an hour long. (same address as above)<br />
“How I Can Relate To A Cat” (cd-r) For those of you who remember <strong>the</strong> young Cure-ish jam band “Inf<strong>in</strong>ity In a Flower”, this<br />
is Cliff W<strong>in</strong>ton’s keyboard/loop/drum mach<strong>in</strong>e type th<strong>in</strong>g he’s been do<strong>in</strong>g for <strong>the</strong> past few years. It’s deeply textured and layered<br />
synths, with tons of well-placed loops, New Order style beats, and even a little vocod<strong>in</strong>g. Def<strong>in</strong>ite computerized head<br />
music. Right after he f<strong>in</strong>ished this 10 song CD-R, his hard drive crashed and he lost tons of stuff, so he’s been bumm<strong>in</strong>’ lately.<br />
I know this because he and I along with some o<strong>the</strong>rs have been practic<strong>in</strong>g on a somewhat regular schedule, and it’s go<strong>in</strong>g<br />
really well. Cliff is also sett<strong>in</strong>g up a musician’s file shar<strong>in</strong>g network where everyone can work on tracks toge<strong>the</strong>r, long-distance.<br />
Fun time! (contact: bluehairedcat@hotmail.com)<br />
M<strong>in</strong>i band “Low Tide” (cd-r) These two guys from Kennett<br />
Square play big rock on t<strong>in</strong>y <strong>in</strong>struments. I’m not jok<strong>in</strong>g. One<br />
plays on a half-size beg<strong>in</strong>ner’s guitar, and <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r a kid’s<br />
drum set. Though <strong>the</strong> record<strong>in</strong>g takes place <strong>in</strong> a basement,<br />
<strong>the</strong> music sounds as full as ever. Of course, <strong>the</strong> lyrics aren’t<br />
serious, <strong>the</strong>y talk about becom<strong>in</strong>g rock stars and Chubby<br />
Checker. (Copyright Recs., m<strong>in</strong>iband@burgersluts.com, 114<br />
Meadowview Dr., Kennett Sqr, PA 19348)<br />
Balance (1999, cd) These are some of Philly’s f<strong>in</strong>er rappers,<br />
featur<strong>in</strong>g Kamachi, A.G., Last Emperor, Jay-ski and DJ<br />
Revolution. Awesome scratch<strong>in</strong>g, this is def<strong>in</strong>itely <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> ve<strong>in</strong><br />
of Wu-Tang or Dre: well-produced, with <strong>the</strong> susta<strong>in</strong>ed vibes<br />
and stretched sax samples. The raps are decent and fluid,<br />
<strong>the</strong>y’re mostly props to <strong>the</strong>mselves and <strong>the</strong>ir boys. I’m personally<br />
not <strong>in</strong>to rhymes that focus that heavily on props, but<br />
<strong>the</strong>y’re well put toge<strong>the</strong>r regardless. I wish I would have gotten<br />
this when it came out, because I probably would have<br />
enjoyed it more, consider<strong>in</strong>g all <strong>the</strong> new styles that have<br />
come out between now and <strong>the</strong>n. These days, Jay-ski is<br />
do<strong>in</strong>g a hip-hop night at Evolution on Tuesdays, which was<br />
open-mic for a while, but I th<strong>in</strong>k <strong>the</strong>y stopped it. (Readyrock)<br />
Mike and White “Up and Cumm<strong>in</strong>’” I don’t know what to<br />
say about this CD. These two married guys <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir 40’s hang<br />
out at The Peppermill, a shady bar just over <strong>the</strong> state l<strong>in</strong>e,<br />
and my first impression is that <strong>the</strong>y probably sniff a lot. One<br />
guy plays acoustic guitar, and toge<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong>y s<strong>in</strong>g s<strong>in</strong>g-a-longs<br />
titled “Sick Mo<strong>the</strong>rfucker”, “Tits”, ”Farts”, and everyone’s<br />
favorite “Commercials Suck”. It <strong>in</strong>itially seems like this might<br />
be funny like Opie and Anthony, but it’s more depress<strong>in</strong>g than<br />
anyth<strong>in</strong>g. This review is go<strong>in</strong>g to get me <strong>in</strong>to a fight, isn’t it?<br />
(No contact)<br />
Well, here we are aga<strong>in</strong>, and<br />
boy, do we have a bizarre<br />
mix for you this time! I have<br />
no idea how this happened,<br />
but it did, so I’m just roll<strong>in</strong>’<br />
with it. All locals are<br />
encouraged to send <strong>in</strong> cd-rs,<br />
DJ mixes, demos, promos,<br />
tapes, 7”s, videos, etc. I really<br />
want to get my 7” section<br />
started back up, but I’m not<br />
gett<strong>in</strong>g enough to keep it<br />
go<strong>in</strong>g, so hook me up, <strong>man</strong>!