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ORIGINAL FICTION BY:<br />
<strong>Rory</strong> <strong>Douglas</strong> <strong>Abel</strong><br />
<strong>Aliette</strong> de Bodard<br />
Jennifer Fallon<br />
Kate Forsyth<br />
Hayley Griffin<br />
Mike Lewis<br />
Bill McKinley<br />
Timothy Mulcahy<br />
Eilis Arwen O’Neal<br />
<strong>Douglas</strong> A Van Belle
Editorial<br />
…Tehani Wessely<br />
Welcome aboard! This is your captain speaking, on my third adventure at<br />
the helm of an Andromeda Spaceways mission into the unknown.<br />
It must be one of those things that gets easier with practice, this editing<br />
business. This issue has gone through more transfigurations than Star<br />
Trek! I was slated to edit issue 30, but when we lost Ben Cook to a black<br />
hole, I took on issue 28, and the stories Ben had already selected. This was<br />
a challenge, as Ben had started out with a theme in mind, and had chosen<br />
stories that I might not necessarily have picked up in the normal scheme of<br />
things. However, with the assistance of some fine authors who took on the<br />
changes that occurred along the way (including, of course, the switch to<br />
being issue 27 in the publication schedule, which you may have noticed), I<br />
am pleased and proud to present this selection to you.<br />
This editorial is by necessity short because, as usual, I’ve got far too<br />
much fiction crammed in between these pages. I hope you enjoy reading it as<br />
much as I have enjoyed editing it.<br />
Tehani Wessely<br />
Editor, issue 27
ANDROMEDA SPACEWAYS Inflight Magazine<br />
Vol. 5/<strong>Issue</strong> 4 <strong>Issue</strong> 27<br />
Fiction<br />
4 The Return of the Queen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bill McKinley<br />
10 Random Acts of Destruction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <strong>Rory</strong> <strong>Douglas</strong> <strong>Abel</strong><br />
20 The Case of the Overdressed Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mike Lewis<br />
34 The Fairy Wife . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Eilis Arwen O’Neal<br />
47 Slag Fairmont — Psychic Zone Ranger . . . . . . . . . <strong>Douglas</strong> A Van Belle<br />
64 Calling the Unicorn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <strong>Aliette</strong> de Bodard<br />
68 Head in The Clouds. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hayley Griffin<br />
74 Speedbumps on the Road to Recovery . . . . . . . . . . . . Timothy Mulcahy<br />
82 Demons of Fear. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jennifer Fallon<br />
Special FEatures<br />
89 I Don’t Believe in Anita Blake Anymore: A Problem of Balance<br />
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Devin Jeyathurai<br />
Poetry<br />
33 Moths . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kate Forsyth<br />
62 The Knowledge of Angels . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kate Forsyth<br />
93 Mythologies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kate Forsyth<br />
94 Author biographies<br />
96 Acknowledgements<br />
Editor, <strong>Issue</strong> 27 Tehani Wessely<br />
Assistant Editor Edwina Harvey<br />
Editor-in-chief Robbie Matthews<br />
Layout Zara Baxter<br />
Subscriptions Simon Haynes<br />
Advertising Tehani Wessely<br />
Regular Features<br />
Cover Art Jeff Ward ISSN 1446–781X<br />
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The Return of the Queen<br />
…Bill McKinley<br />
Apparently, the King was dead. Professor Tolkien sat in his study at home and read<br />
the Oxford Free Press a second time. It was a single sheet of foolscap, badly printed,<br />
with a quote from Winston Churchill at the masthead. It had appeared in Tolkien’s<br />
letterbox during the night.<br />
The paper said the King had died in Bermuda. Princess Elizabeth had cut short<br />
her tour of western Canada and was flying south. The Government-in-Exile had<br />
proclaimed her as England’s undoubted Queen; the paper spoke of loyalty and<br />
resistance.<br />
There was nothing about it in the Daily Telegraph; the BBC was broadcasting<br />
its usual programs. Perhaps, Tolkien thought, they were waiting for instructions<br />
from Berlin.<br />
The sudden knocking on the front door was slower, more official, than the timid<br />
scratchings of Tolkien’s undergraduates or the rat-tat-tat of Edith’s friends.<br />
Tolkien looked around for somewhere to hide the paper. There were plenty<br />
of hiding places, for the study was a hoard of books, manuscripts, maps, and<br />
drawings.<br />
He folded the paper in half and slid it into the stack of typescript and scribble<br />
that made up his book. It had started out as a simple sequel to his children’s story,<br />
but had grown in the telling to become a sweeping, unfinished epic. His characters<br />
had now spent months wandering through the darkness of a lost dwarven realm,<br />
while he wondered what to do next.<br />
There were more knocks, insistent now. Tolkien shouted “I’ll get it” to Edith,<br />
who was clattering the breakfast dishes in the kitchen, and hurried down the hall<br />
to the front door.<br />
It was a German officer — field grey tunic, jackboots, peaked cap. One of the<br />
men who had marched through Paris and fought through the ruins of London was<br />
standing in his front garden.<br />
Tolkien felt a wild moment of terror. Calm, he thought, there was no way the<br />
Germans could have known what he’d been reading.<br />
“Herr Professor Doktor Tolkien?” the officer asked.<br />
“Yes?”<br />
“I am Oberleutnant Ernst Hippke. I have orders to bring you to headquarters. I<br />
have a car brought.” Hippke’s English was mechanical. It was the product, perhaps,<br />
of a Wehrmacht language course.
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Tolkien felt Edith walk into the hall behind him. She slipped her arm around his<br />
waist, comfortingly.<br />
“Am I under arrest?”<br />
“No, Herr Professor. My commander, Major Schroder, wishes with you to speak<br />
about an academic matter.”<br />
Tolkien put on his tweed coat and retrieved his pipe from the study. He kissed<br />
Edith and muttered, “He’s with the army, not the Gestapo. It’s all right.”<br />
Tolkien followed Hippke through the neat vegetable beds of his victory garden and<br />
out through the gate.<br />
The car turned out to be a pre-war Morris Oxford, requisitioned from its previous<br />
owner and painted grey. Tolkien could see the car’s original colour — dark green<br />
— around the inside edges of the door.<br />
They swept along Banbury Road, past the jagged remnants of St Martin’s tower,<br />
and down St Aldgate’s to Christ Church, the grandest of all the Oxford colleges. Its<br />
clock tower had been designed by Wren himself; its chapel doubled as the Oxford<br />
Cathedral.<br />
But now there were sentries on the Tom Tower entrance; the officers of the<br />
military government had replaced its titled undergraduates.<br />
Tolkien followed Hippke through the Peckwater quad and up three flights of steps,<br />
past offices filled with maps and clattering teleprinters.<br />
Hippke knocked on one of the doors. “In here, Herr Professor.”<br />
It was a don’s room, with a coal fire in the grate and a view over Christ Church<br />
meadow towards the Cherwell. Its occupant was a portly German officer, who stood<br />
up from his desk as they came in. His tunic was crumpled; one of his breast pocket<br />
buttons was undone.<br />
“Professor Doktor Tolkien, may I introduce Major Doktor Karl Schroder,” Hippke<br />
said.<br />
Major Schroder extended his hand; Tolkien pulled his pipe from the pocket of his<br />
coat and busied himself filling it.<br />
Schroder shrugged. “Danke, Oberleutnant.” Hippke saluted and closed the door<br />
behind him.<br />
“Sit down, Professor. You can light that up if you want.” Schroder gestured Tolkien<br />
to an armchair and sat down opposite him. “I went to one of your lectures years ago.<br />
You burst into the hall and shouted the opening lines of Beowulf, about the Spear-<br />
Danes of old and their glory. It was remarkable.”<br />
Tolkien lit his pipe and thought back through his fifteen years at Oxford. He had<br />
tutored many German students — including a few Rhodes Scholars — but he couldn’t<br />
place Schroder. “Were you at Merton?”<br />
“Ach, I was only in Oxford briefly, before I went back to Heidelberg. I always<br />
wondered what it would be like to be an Oxford don.”<br />
He looked around the oak-panelled room with satisfaction and smiled thinly. “Now<br />
I suppose I know. I have been appointed to liaise between the military government and<br />
the university. My task is to make sure that Oxford serves both England and the Reich.<br />
Our flags must go forward together now. I am organising a series of lectures about the<br />
historical and racial links between England and Germany. They will be broadcast and<br />
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printed as a new series of Oxford pamphlets. You will deliver the third lecture in the<br />
program. It will be about Beowulf and the other great Anglo-Saxon sagas.”<br />
Tolkien exhaled a cloud of pipe smoke and attempted to sound apologetic. “I’m<br />
sorry, Major, I’m virtually the head of the English department these days. I just don’t<br />
have time with my administrative workload.”<br />
“I think you do, Professor. Lectures and tutorials are suspended. They won’t start<br />
again for the Michaelmas term. You have all the time you could need.”<br />
“I don’t think my subject would interest the general public. It’s very specialised,<br />
after all.”<br />
Major Schroder waved his hand. “Professor, you forget that I have seen you<br />
lecture. I’m not asking you to talk about vowel shifts in West Mercian. You will talk<br />
about Nordic culture and the racial affinities between England and Germany.”<br />
“I’m sorry,” Tolkien said. “I’m not the man for the job.”<br />
“I think you are, Professor, because I need to discuss a second matter with you.”<br />
Schroder rummaged around on his desk and located a thin folder. He sighed,<br />
straightened his tunic, did up his pocket button, and sat back down.<br />
“The Ministry of Propaganda says you have written a children’s book about a<br />
burglar, a dragon, and a magic ring. Inspired by Wagner, no doubt?”<br />
“They both involve a ring, that’s all,” Tolkien said.<br />
“No matter. I see that a German publisher wanted to print a translation before<br />
the war.”<br />
Tolkien remembered it well. Rütten and Loening had been very interested, but<br />
demanded that he provide them with a Bestätigung — a certificate of Aryan descent.<br />
Tolkien had refused.<br />
Schroder read something in the file and chuckled. “Such an English response,<br />
and it was all so unnecessary. I can see you’re as Aryan as my Oberleutnant just by<br />
looking at you.”<br />
“How did you find out about this?” Tolkien asked.<br />
“Rütten and Loening sent your file to the ministry. They still want to publish your<br />
book. The only question is whether you’ll be paid for it. Rütten and Loening have<br />
argued most persuasively that your rights should be part of the war reparations,<br />
particularly given your obstructionist attitude before the war.”<br />
Tolkien gripped his pipe and wished it was an axe. He forced himself to breathe<br />
in a deep draught of smoke and let it trickle out slowly.<br />
“You can’t do that,” he said finally. “You can’t seize my foreign language rights just<br />
because of the war.”<br />
“Of course we can, Professor. Reparations aren’t just about coal and iron. After the<br />
last war, you seized thousands of German chemical patents.”<br />
Schroder leaned forward in his chair and tapped the folder on his leg to emphasise<br />
each word. “I have to make a decision. It will depend on how co-operative you are.<br />
Do you understand me?”<br />
Tolkien did. “I’d like to think about it overnight,” he muttered.<br />
“You do that, and tell Oberleutnant Hippke about your decision in the morning.<br />
Guten Tag, Professor.”
The Return of the Queen<br />
The evening shadows of double daylight saving time lengthened as Tolkien walked<br />
down the High toward Magdalen College. Church bells tolled around him, for the<br />
BBC had at last announced the death of the King. The Duke and Duchess of Windsor<br />
were on their way home from Spain; Field Marshal von Runstedt had despatched a<br />
guard of honour to welcome them at Hendon Aerodrome.<br />
Tolkien turned off the High and walked into the New Buildings, where his closest<br />
friend, Jack Lewis, had his college rooms.<br />
He walked up the stairs and knocked on Lewis’s door. There was the sound of<br />
footsteps, the handle turned, and Lewis filled the doorway: a large man with a red,<br />
square face and a receding hairline.<br />
“Tollers,” he boomed. “What brings you to my humble quarters this evening?” His<br />
voice echoed down the stairwell. He saw Tolkien’s ashen face and said, more quietly,<br />
“You’d better come in.”<br />
It was a beautiful room, with broad sash windows that overlooked the Magdalen<br />
deer park. The furniture was shabby, though: unmatched armchairs, a battered<br />
sideboard, and a chesterfield sofa that looked like a lion had slept on it.<br />
Lewis’s brother, Warnie, looked up from his Captain Marryat novel as they came<br />
in. He looked a lot like Jack, but had a large moustache — a souvenir of his long<br />
career as an army supply officer.<br />
“You’ve heard about the King, I suppose,” he said gloomily.<br />
“Since this morning. There was a sheet of paper in my letterbox, hours before it<br />
was on the BBC,” Tolkien said.<br />
“I met a chap who told me it was broadcast on Radio Churchill yesterday,” Warnie<br />
said. He didn’t elaborate. It was illegal to own a radio that could pick up the faint<br />
shortwave broadcasts from Anthony Eden in Canada.<br />
Lewis perched on the arm of the sofa. “Warnie was just agreeing with me: it looks<br />
like Mrs Spencer-Simpson-Windsor will finally get what she wanted. But you don’t<br />
look like you’re here to talk about the royal family.”<br />
Tolkien slumped in one of the armchairs and recounted his day, beginning with<br />
the knock on his door and ending with his lonely walk home from Christ Church. “I<br />
can imagine what those ruddy ignoramuses would do with my story if they took the<br />
rights. They’d make the dragon Jewish and turn it into propaganda. Everything in it<br />
would be corrupted.”<br />
Warnie dogeared his book. “I think this calls for a drink.” He opened the sideboard<br />
and produced a full bottle of whisky. “It’s better than anything you’ll get in a pub these<br />
days. Would you like a tot?”<br />
Tolkien and Lewis nodded; Warnie poured out two glasses. “As for me, I think I’ll<br />
make a brew,” he said and lit the gas ring.<br />
Lewis sipped his drink. “You mustn’t do what they want, Tollers. It’s a trick. The<br />
Germans want to look cultured so they can loot the country more easily, and you<br />
would be helping them.”<br />
Tolkien said, “If I refuse, they’ll take away the rights to my story, twist it, and use<br />
it to bring up more little stormtroopers.”<br />
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Lewis shook his head. “They’re blackmailing you. They could do it whether you<br />
agreed to lecture or not. It wouldn’t be your fault. It wouldn’t be your decision, even<br />
if they made one of your eagles into Hermann Goering.”<br />
“Now that would be a fat eagle,” Warnie said. He poured his tea and stirred<br />
an entire teaspoon of sugar into his cup. “It’s just as well we got those extra sugar<br />
coupons.”<br />
Lewis looked at him sharply. “Stop it, Warnie. We all know you’re in the thick of<br />
the black market.”<br />
“I might have to see a chap later, since you mention it.”<br />
“Well, don’t interrupt. This is important,” Lewis said. He turned back to Tolkien.<br />
“On the other hand, it would be your decision to walk up to that lectern. You would<br />
face the consequences in the end, because a decision like that would change the<br />
eternal part of you inside. You have to stand fast and say no.”<br />
Tolkien savoured the peaty taste of his drink. “That sounds like something you<br />
took out of your pain book.”<br />
“It’s what I believe, and of course Warnie agrees with me.” Lewis looked to him<br />
for confirmation.<br />
“I’m sorry, Jack. I don’t,” Warnie said.<br />
“You weren’t even listening.”<br />
“I heard you, and I don’t agree with you. Maybe it’s all the extra sugar.” He said<br />
to Tolkien, “Tell them how you’ve proved that Beowulf was written by a Christian,<br />
looking back on the pagan past. I can’t see any harm in that, and it’d keep the<br />
Germans off your back. They wouldn’t stop at taking your rights away. They’d hound<br />
you, you’d never finish your book, and there is so much in it to give people hope for<br />
the fight ahead.”<br />
“My book isn’t about fighting the Germans,” Tolkien said. “I’ve always hated<br />
allegory.”<br />
“It doesn’t matter. People will apply your book to the times anyway. You have to<br />
keep it secret, keep it safe, and finish it soon,” Warnie said.<br />
Lewis snorted loudly. “It would be impossible to get a publisher. They can’t<br />
print anything without a permit, and none of them want to disappear like Stanley<br />
Unwin.”<br />
Warnie said, “Just finish the book and do it quickly. You’ll be able to publish it<br />
somehow — even if it ends up circulated in chapters like Tyndale.”<br />
“You mean the Lollards,” Jack snapped. “Tyndale printed his Bibles in Holland and<br />
smuggled them into England in barrels.”<br />
Tolkien shifted uneasily in his armchair. “I don’t suppose there’s any more of that<br />
whisky?”<br />
They talked about other things for half an hour, then Tolkien left. There was an<br />
eleven o’clock curfew, and he had a long walk home to Northmoor Road.<br />
The house was silent. Edith had long gone to bed. Tolkien sat in the tobaccoscented<br />
darkness of his study and thought about the German demand.
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Warnie was right. He had to do the lecture, to conceal himself from the sleepless<br />
eyes of the Germans. It was the only way he would be able to finish his book. It<br />
spanned the whole mythology he had created — a mythology for England in its<br />
darkest time.<br />
Tolkien rather liked the idea of his book circulating in chapters, redolent with the<br />
sour-sweet smell of roneo ink or printed on an illicit hand press. He would talk to<br />
Warnie about it. He knew everyone these days; perhaps the chap with the illegal radio<br />
or the chap with the whisky might know a chap with a printing press.<br />
He wouldn’t turn the book into an allegory. But it needed a single, clear, and<br />
unambiguous link to the present.<br />
Tolkien pulled the Oxford Free Press from its hiding place and read the story<br />
about Queen Elizabeth again. She was a wanderer without a home, the heir to a<br />
dispossessed line, a ruler without a kingdom.<br />
The answer was obvious. She could replace his kingly hero and bear his broken<br />
sword.<br />
Tolkien snapped on the reading lamp and paged back through his half-finished<br />
manuscript.<br />
He turned to the front page, picked up a pen, and struck out his working title.<br />
Then he wrote out a new one in English and Elven, a title to inspire an occupied land:<br />
The Return of the Queen.<br />
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Random Acts of Destruction<br />
…<strong>Rory</strong> <strong>Douglas</strong> <strong>Abel</strong><br />
You can’t keep something locked up forever. No matter how hard you try, sooner or<br />
later it will get out. Pandora may have opened the box but, let’s be honest, it would<br />
have eventually torn itself apart from the inside. The headless corpse in front of<br />
me is proof of that.<br />
The head has not been found, nor will it be. A CSI team could go over the area<br />
with the finest scanners and all they’d find is a couple particles of blood. A high<br />
velocity kinetic pulse will do that.<br />
Three beatwalkers, intelligent two-legged tanks, are parked nearby. The<br />
armored officer standing over the corpse watches his surroundings nervously. Even<br />
this far from Downpour the Downtown district isn’t safe for the Blue. He eyes me<br />
warily as I approach the crime scene shield, confused by my civvies. He should<br />
know better. No one in Downtown goes near a crime scene unless they have to.<br />
There’s no appeal in pain and death after the fact. I hold up my palm and show him<br />
the badge imbedded there. His eyes flash as they uplink and he’s fed the necessary<br />
passwords. He drops the shield only long enough for me to enter the crime scene.<br />
The corpse is naked, yet there’s no way to tell if it’s male or female. The chest<br />
is flat but that doesn’t mean anything. Top surgery is common among bois and<br />
warrior womyn. A mechanical apparatus covers the crotch. I haven’t seen it on the<br />
street before and don’t know what it does. Even before ‘the event’ the person was<br />
huge, nearly eight feet tall. There was clearly some splicing involved. Probably<br />
some implants too, something to keep its own weight from crushing its bones.<br />
There’s no doubt this was a hard-partier.<br />
I edge closer, letting my implants search out any tech inside the body.<br />
Surprisingly, there’s an ID chip. It identifies the body as Roderick and the birth sex<br />
as male. Not that the birth sex counts for much any more but it’ll do for now.<br />
There’s surprisingly little blood, just a small puddle around the neck already<br />
starting to congeal. The stump is ragged and tattered but I know for a fact that<br />
death was quick, instantaneous really. The officer edges closer, reassured by my<br />
presence. I turn to him. “Were you here during the actual event?”<br />
He nods. This is good. I only got the case an hour ago. The original plainclothes<br />
detective assigned, John Harris, was killed on his way to the crime scene.<br />
I’ve already downloaded the file and studied it but I want more than the sterile<br />
details. “Tell me what happened.”<br />
“At 0233 this thing appeared in the Downtown Red District. It was tearing<br />
the place up. Someone put in a call so we came. A full squad of beatwalkers and
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officers. But nothing we did stopped it. We couldn’t even slow it down. Luckily, the<br />
military was practicing war games outside the city. They sent a few units over. The<br />
army was able to keep it in one place but that was it. So they called in A-tanks. At<br />
0420 the creature reverted back to normal,” he indicates the corpse, “and one of the<br />
tanks accidentally took off his head.”<br />
Almost exactly what was in the file and of no more help than I was expecting but<br />
I had to check. The officer adds the obvious, “You know, this doesn’t really seem like<br />
a case for a plain-clothes.”<br />
“Damn straight,” I agree. “If the murder is military related then the MPs should<br />
look into it. If they want to know what made that thing then it’s SI’s job. Somebody’s<br />
pulling a fast one here.” I shut down the shield; it pops back up the moment I’m out.<br />
I turn back to the officer, “Have CSI come pick up the body. If they need clearance<br />
they can contact me en route.”<br />
There’s a news conference concerning my case going on outside the New Clinton<br />
Police Center when I arrive. Strange that the lead detective wasn’t included. A crowd<br />
of reporters and cambots are gathered on the steps around the Commissioner and a<br />
military cyborg.<br />
The commissioner is just finishing as I start up the steps. “Now, General Sheridan<br />
would like to say a few words.”<br />
The general is a combat machine, a career soldier. His remaining skin is radiation<br />
scarred. He’s bald, the hair follicles long dead. Both eyes are artificial but his tongue<br />
and voice box are still real. “Thank you, Commissioner McKay. First, I’d like to extend<br />
my sympathy to the family and friends of Plain-clothes Detective John Harris. I’m sure<br />
he was a good officer and will be missed.”<br />
John had become accustomed to the low-tech approach of most Downtowners<br />
and thought he knew what to expect. That’s why the killbeam caught him off guard.<br />
With all his circuits fried Emergency Medical Services couldn’t have located him even<br />
if they were looking. The first rule of Downtown, never get comfortable.<br />
Sheridan continues, “I’d also like to express my confidence in Plain-clothes<br />
Detective Ryan White. I’m sure he’ll do an excellent job and find my boys innocent of<br />
any wrongdoing.”<br />
Bingo. That’s why I was brought in: so no one would cry military cover-up if the Atank<br />
gunnery was found innocent. I’ve looked over the file, it’s clear he is. I’m finished<br />
with that part of the case. I’m more interested in how a hard-partier like Roderick<br />
became an invincible war machine for an hour and forty-seven minutes.<br />
Sheridan is still doling out quotes to the press as I enter the building.<br />
New Clinton is saturated with cameras. It makes people feel safer. They never<br />
seem to notice that it has no effect on the crime rate. All the cameras are hooked into<br />
the central nervous system of the city and as such the Police Center has access to all<br />
of them. This is the easy part, tracking the movements of the war machine, finding<br />
where it physically came from. I let a technician do the search as I sit in and watch.
Random Acts of Destruction<br />
After so much time in Downtown the center is a nice change of pace, almost a vacation.<br />
In reverse I watch the battle between the police, military and what Roderick had<br />
become. His head reappears and he grows back into the war machine, he puts Atanks<br />
and beatwalkers back together, and reattaches an officer’s arm to his shoulder.<br />
Wounds open and close all over his body like suckling mouths. Roderick’s new form<br />
clearly came with advanced tissue regeneration. The army flees and so does the Blue<br />
a moment later. The war machine is alone rebuilding stores and homes, uncrushing<br />
shanties and junkies. He moves further and further back into Downtown. It begins<br />
to rain, brown droplets leaping into the sky. The war machine begins to shrink, its<br />
muscles deflating. Clothing reassembles itself. The face of the beast melts into the<br />
face of a man who is sometimes a woman and sometimes also a machine. Now the<br />
device makes sense — Roderick was a Trans. I have a pretty good idea where he is<br />
heading. A few more minutes of backtracking proves me right. It looks like I’m taking<br />
a trip to Downpour.<br />
Starlight is in the district of Toptown. It is the city built over and on top of New<br />
Clinton. It’s where money lives, where there are no have-nots. It’s where everyone<br />
dreams of ending up but no one ever does. We’re all in Downtown for life. The neighborhood<br />
called Downpour is directly below Starlight. Starlight is so big it generates<br />
its own weather patterns. In Downpour it’s always raining.<br />
I park the patrolpod on a roof and take an external elevator down. The rain kisses<br />
me; it’s brown and orange, saturated with rust and oil. The lifeblood of Downpour.<br />
If Downpour is the heart of Downtown then Club Blood, Cum & Oil is the heart<br />
of Downpour. It’s a four-storey building made of brick and concrete. Its owner has<br />
it rebuilt every so often but makes sure it retains the filthy, rundown appearance of<br />
the original. I don’t know if any of the partygoers inside know that the floors they’re<br />
dancing on are only a few months old.<br />
Things are so low-tech here that the cover charge at the door can’t be paid wirelessly.<br />
A person has to use a charge card or even, unbelievably, paper money. My<br />
badge gets me in for free but just barely. The Blue is not welcome in Downpour and<br />
even less so in Blood, Cum & Oil. I’m hoping that my civvies, implants and splicing<br />
will camouflage me but it doesn’t. The first floor goes quiet as I enter. Everyone stops<br />
what they’re doing to stare at the unarmored Blue who dared enter their territory.<br />
On the walls Freaks With Leaks 8 is playing. It’s robot porn, well, cyborg porn really.<br />
Everything’s mechanical except the genitalia. It’s illegal to show but I know who owns<br />
the copyright and he also owns the building.<br />
I try to use their focused attention to my advantage. “My name is Detective Ryan<br />
White. Some of you know me. You know I do right by the hard-partiers. One of your<br />
own was killed last night. Killed because he took something bad. Drug or program, I<br />
want to know what it was.”<br />
I’m answered by silence. Pack mentality is required studying to become a Plainclothes.<br />
They’re probing me, looking for my weapons, searching for my armor. There’s<br />
going to be a riot here in a minute. I have to act fast. Remind them why I’m a plainclothes,<br />
why I can dare come here without armor.<br />
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<strong>Rory</strong> <strong>Douglas</strong> <strong>Abel</strong><br />
I search the crowd for a worthy candidate. The air is filled with static electricity. I<br />
can feel it jumping between hairs on my arms.<br />
I spot my victim sitting at a table on the other side of the floor. He’s big, Roderick’s<br />
size. He’s got some gorilla bred into him and plenty of black market wartech. He’s<br />
built for fighting, and killing. I stare him straight in the eye and walk over. His gorilla<br />
genes don’t like that. His nostrils flare, red lights under his skin flick on.<br />
Everyone follows my progress across the room. I’d say they’re holding their breath<br />
but most of them probably don’t need to breathe. A lone snicker floats up to the ceiling.<br />
I stop next to the monkey’s table. “What about you? Do you know what Roderick<br />
was taking, what floor he was on?”<br />
He looks up and meets my eyes again, probably noticing for the first time they’re<br />
implanted hawk’s eyes. He’s unfazed though and reaches up instead and pops a zit.<br />
Black oil leaks out of it. I smirk at him, “Come on, you’ve got to be good for something<br />
other than eating fleas.”<br />
He stands without pushing back his chair. It topples over, clanging against the<br />
floor. That lone snicker gains some siblings. His voice is entirely synthetic, “Get out,<br />
while you can walk.”<br />
My smirk grows into a grin; I’m going to try not to enjoy this. “Come on, Monkey<br />
boy, first swing is free.”<br />
He takes the offer, doesn’t notice that he misses and takes his second. I push it<br />
aside, step into him and smash my palm into his face. My badge crushes his nose,<br />
crimson gushing down. The badge activates. A look of terror blossoms like a neon rose<br />
in his eyes. His body won’t move. He understands now that he is to be an example.<br />
I break his still extended arm first. The crowd gasps and growls in anger but no<br />
one moves to help.<br />
His left leg is entirely mechanical. One kick breaks it. Servos scream and whine<br />
but the gorilla remains silent. He topples back like his chair, colliding with the table<br />
and sending it cartwheeling away. The crowd jumps back to let it pass. They are silent<br />
again but now there is fear. They understand why I’m a Plain-clothes detective and<br />
not an armored officer.<br />
I look them over and ask again, “What floor was Roderick on?”<br />
Someone answers. “Four.”<br />
The fourth floor of Club Blood, Cum & Oil is reserved for RAD use. Rapid Alcidine<br />
Ditelleran. It is the most popular, fastest selling drug in the world. Roderick’s body<br />
was sent to the CSI’s lab but they have a four-month backlog. With the threat of<br />
tainted RAD I’m able to rush it through immediately.<br />
Contaminated RAD is the only scenario that makes sense. RAD is tailor made to<br />
link into a person’s biological make-up. I can’t think of another situation that would<br />
result in Roderick’s transformation.<br />
I turn and leave. No one moves against me. The robots on the walls continue to<br />
have sex. It’s time to see Mr. Katsu.<br />
The lab results are ready before I arrive in Starlight. Sometimes I hate being right.<br />
Roderick took RAD laced with a very nasty chemical/biological agent, its only apparent<br />
purpose to turn the user into the war machine Roderick became.
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Yakuza International’s headquarters is one of the largest buildings in Starlight. It’s<br />
a golden skyscraper built to look like one of the palaces of ancient Japan. Their corporate<br />
emblem, a black lotus in a white disk, is projected as a rotating hologram over<br />
its highest peak. The only time I get to come to Starlight is when I visit Mr. Katsu.<br />
I pass through the sliding doors into one of the most opulent spaces I have ever<br />
been in. Everything is gold, marble and bamboo, all real. I have no idea where they<br />
get the bamboo. Like a viper coiled in the grass its beauty hides its deadly secrets.<br />
If I had not been authorized to enter I would have been dead before I was through<br />
the door. The killbots by the elevators ignore me, as does the receptionist protruding<br />
from the front desk. They do not consider the gun at my waist a threat; they all<br />
know me.<br />
I enter the elevator and press my badge against the scanner. They interface and<br />
the elevator selects the very top floor: 300. He must be expecting me if he’s letting<br />
me bypass his secretary. Normally, we pretend our encounters are formal events. The<br />
elevator slides up without any sense of motion. The only way I know I’m moving is<br />
the rising numbers displayed above the scanner. But the elevator could be lying to<br />
me if it wanted to.<br />
It evidently is not because the doors slide open and I step into the Katsu’s office.<br />
It is larger than the entire floor my apartment is on. It takes up the whole level and<br />
is surrounded by massive windows so that he can look out and down on Starlight. At<br />
night, this high above the pollution, you can actually seen the stars and the colonies<br />
on the moon. He showed me this as a birthday gift one year. His desk is at the center<br />
of the room, made of real redwood, probably the last ever cut. The floor is also hard<br />
wood, polished to the point of reflection. Besides his prized swords and a few rice<br />
paper screens, the room is empty. Elegant in its Zen minimalism.<br />
Mr. Katsu’s full name is Toshiro Katsu. He controls the production and distribution<br />
of all drugs and other formerly illegal activities across the globe. Of course the Yakuza<br />
do still partake of occasional illegalities, such as blackmail or corporate espionage, but<br />
that’s more to please the spirit of Katsu’s great-grandfather than anything else.<br />
Katsu is sitting cross-legged on the left side of the room, seemingly meditating.<br />
He is wearing a loosely draped kimono of blue silk. I begin walking towards him. My<br />
shoes don’t make any noise on the floor. “Toshiro, you’ve got some tainted RAD on<br />
the street.”<br />
He turns his head and looks at me. He had been spliced in the womb. He was born<br />
with Tiger’s eyes and fangs, reduced to fit his jaw of course. His hair is blue fiberoptic<br />
filaments. “I know.”<br />
He stands, the kimono sliding from his shoulders. He is sporting the latest craze<br />
among Yakuza, moving tattoos. Carps swim among crashing waves on his shoulders<br />
while a tiger menaces a sword-wielding maiden on his back. “I’ve had it recalled,<br />
we’ve found almost all of it. It’s only a matter of time before we get the rest.”<br />
“Do you know how it was tainted?”<br />
Katsu smiles and shakes my hand when we reach each other. I’ve known him for<br />
years. Ever since he took my accidentally saving his life as an invitation to start a<br />
friendship. It was a one-sided relationship at first; a lot has changed since then. “Ah,<br />
but that is your job and I suspect you already have a theory. You always do.”<br />
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“Yes, but you’re not going to like it.” He knows me too well. The way a fighter<br />
knows his opponent. I sincerely hope we never become enemies. He turns and we<br />
walk back toward the giant windows and their view of the gold and platinum palaces<br />
of economic empires. I feel dirty and unwashed whenever I come to Starlight. I wonder<br />
if anyone from Downtown could feel comfortable here. Katsu looks out on the<br />
world he owns much of and says, “Tell me and I will decide if I like it or not.”<br />
“It had to be in your factory. There’s nowhere else it could have been done. Once<br />
the chemical structure of RAD solidifies there’s no way to alter or add to it. If the<br />
ingredients were tainted before they entered the factory it would have been detected.<br />
Someone in your factory has gone rogue.”<br />
Katsu shakes his head, “That’s not possible.”<br />
“It’s the only explanation, Toshiro. I know the Yakuza prize loyalty but you’ve got<br />
to accept that some hold your values less strongly than others.”<br />
“No, you misunderstand, Ryan,” Katsu continues still shaking his head. “It’s simply<br />
impossible. The entire factory is automated. There is no human element involved.<br />
It’s too delicate a procedure. No living person comes in contact with the RAD until it<br />
reaches the warehouses.”<br />
Katsu has demolished my theory with each word until it is only rubble. I had been<br />
so sure that I was right. I could find no motive for tainting the RAD. The Yakuza are<br />
the sole producers and distributors of the drug. There are no competing firms, no<br />
reason for someone to try to sabotage them. I grasp at strays. “Can I at least see the<br />
factory’s records?”<br />
Katsu gives me the smile of a parent humoring a child and leads me back to his<br />
desk. On his back both the tiger and woman mock me. I wonder how much control<br />
Katsu has over them. He lays his hands on the desk and it hums to life. A section<br />
grows into a console and a holographic monitor springs up over it. Only Katsu can use<br />
this desk. He enters the Yakuza corporate web, sliding through electronic pathways<br />
like a determined serpent. His prey in sight he dives forward and latches onto the factory<br />
mainframe. It struggles for a moment then recognizes its attacker and submits. I<br />
look at Katsu in surprise. “The factory has AI?”<br />
“Of course, all automated Yakuza operations do. We didn’t become the best by<br />
being sloppy.” He brings up the day-to-day operations. There are no discrepancies. He<br />
was right. I’ve reached a dead-end.<br />
He’s just starting to exit when something catches my eye, “Wait. Look at this.”<br />
I point to a small file that almost seems purposely obscured. It takes some prying<br />
but Katsu brings it to the forefront. The factory’s AI is spending an inordinate amount<br />
of time on the World Web. “Can you bring up the sites it visits?”<br />
The records of the sites have been deleted but the factory’s AI isn’t as smart as it<br />
thinks it is. There are back-up records it doesn’t even know about. Katsu fishes them<br />
out for me. I’m shocked at what I see and point them out to Katsu, “Look at this. These<br />
are all junk data sites. Why the hell would a computer visit these?”<br />
Then it dawns on me and I laugh despite myself. “Jesus, Toshiro, your AI’s addicted<br />
to Spam.” The implication of this suddenly presents itself and I stop laughing. “Check<br />
the day of and the days preceding the tainting.”<br />
The records scroll back. The day before the tainting the computer was given passwords<br />
to some particularly potent sites. I look at Katsu and he looks back, his face
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grim. “Toshiro, who could have gotten your AI addicted to Spam and given it those<br />
passwords?”<br />
The tiger on Katsu’s back has caught the carp on his right shoulder and is devouring<br />
it. “The maintenance man. Alan Green. He came the day the codes were inputted.”<br />
“Give me his address.”<br />
I park on the roof and take the stairs down. Unlike the Yakuza elevator, here I<br />
can judge my progress. I’m taking two and three steps at a time, my hands smearing<br />
grime off the walls and banister. The house AI tells me Alan is in his apartment alone<br />
but his movements are odd. Suddenly, every internal sensor in me goes nuts. There’s<br />
heavy-duty firepower being used in Alan’s apartment, being used on Alan. This stuff<br />
is so high grade and dangerous it scares the hell out of me. It should be impossible to<br />
get that kind of hardware into the city. I increase my speed, tapping into latent genes<br />
and implants installed for just these kinds of occasions. I’m going to hurt tomorrow<br />
but I’ll worry about that later.<br />
I hit the hall at full speed, dodging around hookers, tricks and junkies. They<br />
pass by in a blur, a canvass of empty promises and fragile connections. I smash into<br />
Alan’s door shoulder first, hoping it doesn’t have a re-enforced metal core. The wood<br />
explodes inward, splinters spraying the room like angry hornets. I catch a glimpse of<br />
a trenchcoat, a weapon rising then I’m diving forward.<br />
An incendiary beam just misses me, burning through fabric then concrete and<br />
steel. The hairs on the back of my leg curl up and die.<br />
I come up, my gun drawn and firing. Two years ago a department-wide mandate<br />
went out ordering all plain-clothes to downgrade their guns to small concussive blasts<br />
or stunners. Somehow I never got the memo.<br />
My target is gone; the wall explodes in his place. I don’t see him, don’t feel him<br />
anywhere. Instinct sends me hurtling anyway.<br />
This time it’s a highly localized EMP. The bastard’s on the ceiling. I return fire<br />
again and again he dodges. The light explodes, glass and plaster shower down on me<br />
like jagged snow. My hawk eyes don’t need much light to see. I telescope my vision<br />
searching for any hint of movement.<br />
Somehow he’s behind me, I feel his weapon charging. I fling myself at him,<br />
desperate to get inside his guard. I have to get close enough that he’ll risk harming<br />
himself if he uses any more of his fancy toys. He swats my gun away as though I’m<br />
not even holding it. We dance, two ballerinas trying to kiss each other with poisoned<br />
lips. He’s better than me. I only just manage to block his strikes while most of mine<br />
only find air.<br />
In desperation I try to use my badge. It doesn’t work. It does stun him for a<br />
moment though.<br />
I grab his arm and fling him as hard as I can. He sails across the room somersaulting<br />
like a mad gymnast. He manages to collide with the one reinforced wall. It vomits<br />
plaster onto the carpet but remains strong.<br />
My assailant stands shakily. I don’t have time to find my gun. I point my left<br />
hand at him and launch a spike from between my middle two knuckles. He’s still fast<br />
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enough to dodge it with ease but he’s not expecting the explosion. Like a petulant<br />
child it picks him up and flings him back at me.<br />
The weapon was another gift from Katsu, given after I was nearly killed during<br />
the Slagger Riot. It’s strictly in-house, only Yakuza enforcers have it. I’m the exception<br />
to the rule.<br />
My attacker is finished. Most of his left side is gone, demolished by the momentary<br />
inferno. He’s embedded in the wall a few feet from me. His leg hangs out like a<br />
blunted root. I grab hold of it and drag him free. He hits the floor with a leaden thud.<br />
His body twitches slightly, not yet aware that it’s dead. It spits sparks at me out of<br />
spite. I twist my wrist, flipping the body over so I can see his face.<br />
It is an abstract representation of a man’s face, the features hard and set. A military<br />
killbot.<br />
I’m outside of Downtown, outside of New Clinton, outside my jurisdiction, and<br />
maybe out of my league. I’m at Fort Cheyenne, home to one General Sheridan. Like<br />
all military centers it’s completely lacking in ergonomics, all hard edges and chrome.<br />
A phallic dream of repressed violence. The two killbots watching me from across the<br />
room look like mannequins with assault weapons, a deadly art deco couple. They<br />
stare straight ahead with the deceptive composure only machines can fake. They’re<br />
watching me with everything but their eyes.<br />
The secretary is a robot, or at least I think it is. It’s so hard to tell these days. It<br />
could be a download. The military has a strange aesthetic. I don’t know if they’d prefer<br />
a machine or something with a personality answering the phones. I try to convince<br />
myself I’m not nervous but my body is a terrible liar.<br />
An undetected cue activates the secretary and it swivels toward me. Its voice is<br />
surprisingly elderly, “You may go in now.”<br />
I stand and walk to the door. The killbots do not move. I pause at the door and<br />
glance up at one; it does not return the look. The door slides open and I step into<br />
General Sheridan’s office.<br />
He sits behind a desk made of the same metal as the entire room. There are no<br />
chairs facing it, no knickknacks or mementos on the walls. I doubt anyone ever comes<br />
to visit him here. He stands as the door closes behind me. No going back now. He<br />
smiles a regulation smile and offers me a metal hand, “Good day, Detective White. I<br />
was pleased to see you didn’t hold my boys responsible for that terrible accident.”<br />
I do not move closer, I do not smile back. “That’s because they weren’t…but you<br />
were.”<br />
He doesn’t even blink. If the eyes are the windows to the soul then Sheridan’s<br />
is as cold and mechanical as the rest of him. I continue anyway. “You know, I kept<br />
referring to what Roderick became as a war machine without ever even noticing the<br />
implications.”<br />
“What are the implications?”<br />
“Oh, come on, General, you did a piss poor job of covering this up. The killbot was<br />
an act of desperation.”<br />
Now he sighs, the first human sound I’ve heard him make, “You have to understand<br />
our position, Detective White. It was our belief that the Yakuza would rather
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cover this up than admit their biggest seller was tainted and damage user confidence.<br />
We did not think that Mr. Green’s involvement would ever come to light.” Then, as if<br />
to excuse underestimating me, he adds, “You were never supposed to be assigned this<br />
case. We had no way of factoring in your connection to Mr. Katsu.”<br />
“What was this?”<br />
He grins. “A weapons test, of course. Think of it. RAD is the new international<br />
currency. It crosses all borders. Our allies and our enemies use it. Now imagine<br />
those…war machines popping up in major capitals overnight. We just had to field<br />
test it first.”<br />
“Why New Clinton?”<br />
“It was deemed an acceptable casualty.”<br />
“It’s not. This stops now, General. No more illicit weapons testing. Not in New<br />
Clinton, not anywhere.”<br />
Sheridan laughed but it is only the mechanical approximation of mirth. “Who do<br />
you think you are, little policeman? You’re not in New Clinton anymore. This is the<br />
military. You don’t have the power to stop us, you don’t…”<br />
He stops and stares at the hole in his desk a few inches from his hand. Slowly, he<br />
looks up and spots the corresponding hole in the ceiling. There’s an identical hole in<br />
every ceiling all the way to the roof. We had to wait a few seconds so all the innocents<br />
were out of the way. It had taken a lot of arguing and cajoling to convince Katsu to use<br />
the diamondeye satellite. The Yakuza don’t like showing their swords unless they’re<br />
going for the kill. Sheridan waits for alarms to start screaming but none do.<br />
I let him consider this for a moment. “You’re right, I don’t have the power. Luckily,<br />
I have friends who do. The thing about you, General, you’re a regulation military<br />
cyborg. You have all the required implants, including a GPS chip. No matter where<br />
you go, we’ll find you.”<br />
Sheridan grinds his teeth, stewing in frustration. “You must know I don’t have the<br />
final say. There are others involved in this project.”<br />
“Well, then you’ll just have to convince them to stop, won’t you?”<br />
He blinks in shock, his skin growing redder. I let him flounder for a moment then<br />
without a word I turn and walk away.<br />
You can’t keep something locked up forever. Eventually it will get out. Katsu says<br />
they couldn’t find all the tainted RAD. Not that I believe him. I’m sure it’s tucked away<br />
somewhere in a Yakuza lab. Right this moment they’re taking it apart, figuring out<br />
what it’s made of, how it works and how to water it down. It’ll start in the back alleys<br />
and underground clubs. But it will spread. Soon slaggers and hard-partiers will be<br />
using it to pound on each other and have the kind of sex not even metal bodies will<br />
allow. But by then it’ll be the norm and I won’t have to worry about it.<br />
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The Case of the<br />
Overdressed Man<br />
…Mike Lewis<br />
“This new steam technology is all very well, but it’ll never replace magic as a<br />
means of transport,” Dr Theosophus said. “You understand why, young Nick?”<br />
At the sound of his name, Nick looked up from the beaker he had been<br />
scrubbing and nodded vigorously. He had only been working for Dr Theosophus<br />
for three months and was still finding his feet, but had found it wise to agree<br />
with the doctor, even when he called him ‘young Nick’ like that. He was nearly<br />
seventeen, after all.<br />
“Then tell me,” the magician said. He flicked at a mark on his suit and then<br />
tapped his wand on the bench top.<br />
“They’re too expensive?” Nick said, trying to think of a reason that would satisfy<br />
the doctor.<br />
“No!” The wand crashed down on the desk and Nick flinched as the magician<br />
continued in a loud voice. “Everyone uses the trams for a ha’penny a trip. No,” Dr<br />
Theosophus paused, “they’re too ugly.”<br />
Personally, Nick thought the new trams were fascinating, almost beautiful in<br />
the way they moved in complicated motions of machinery. But he wasn’t about<br />
to disagree with Dr Theosophus. Listening to a pompous old magician was much<br />
better than being back on the streets burgling for a living, or hanging round the<br />
docks waiting for a west wind to change.<br />
“Tell me, young Nick, can you see our dear Queen and the Prince proceeding<br />
down the mall in some contraption put together by Mr. Brunel? No, of course not.<br />
She will use the state coach and dragons as always.<br />
“Mind you,” Dr Theosophus rubbed his face, “the dragons have not been the<br />
same since my day. Albert always remarked on how animated my dragons were.”<br />
That had been before Dr Theosophus’s powers began to decline and he fell out<br />
of favour at court; Nick had heard the story many times before.<br />
Fortunately, before the magician could carry on with one of his favourite topics,<br />
he was interrupted by a knock at the door.<br />
“Come,” Dr Theosophus said.<br />
The housekeeper poked her head around the door. “You’ve a gentleman waiting<br />
to see you, sir.”
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“Send him in.” Dr Theosophus turned to Nick and smiled. “Perhaps this will be<br />
another client?” Work had been thin on the ground lately and the doctor needed all<br />
the clients he could get.<br />
A tall, rather bulky looking figure was shown into the room. As he entered, Nick<br />
realised that a lot of the bulk was his clothes — he wore a large overcoat, a scarf<br />
wrapped around his face and a wide-brimmed hat pulled down over his eyes. Nick<br />
glanced out of the window at the fine spring morning and thought he seemed a little<br />
overdressed.<br />
Dr Theosophus clearly felt the same way as he greeted the visitor. “Would you care<br />
to remove your coat and hat?”<br />
“No, thank you.” The man’s voice was slow and deep with a trace of an accent.<br />
“Some tea?”<br />
The visitor shook his head.<br />
“A seat?” Dr Theosophus waved towards an armchair.<br />
“No, I will stand.”<br />
The man stood with his back to the fireplace and slowly scanned the room and<br />
its contents. He took in the laboratory bench and its clutter of glass tubes, jars and<br />
bottles; the huge globe and orrery that filled one corner; the robes and assorted<br />
pieces of magical equipment that hung from the walls. Above the fireplace, a large<br />
portrait showed Dr Theosophus conjuring a demon. The artist had drawn the creature<br />
with multiple fangs and spikes so it looked quite deformed as it struggled within a<br />
pentagram.<br />
Of course, Dr Theosophus didn’t actually use that room for magic, and the beaker<br />
Nick was cleaning had held nothing more than the previous night’s nightcap. Another<br />
much plainer room at the top of the house was where the doctor practised his arts.<br />
Dr Theosophus was a good enough businessman to know what the clients<br />
expected, hence the study and all its contents.<br />
“My name is Alex Connaught,” the man said. “I have come here because I believe<br />
you can help me.”<br />
“I sincerely hope so,” Dr Theosophus said. The magician sank into his armchair, his<br />
feet up on a small pouf, his arms resting across the top of his ample stomach.<br />
Nick perched on the edge of the bench and listened intently as the prospective<br />
client continued with his story.<br />
“I have a sister, Lavinia, who is engaged to be married to a man called Svenson.”<br />
“Daniel Svenson?” the doctor asked, sitting up in his seat.<br />
“Yes, Daniel Svenson. You know him?”<br />
“He’s one of those foul new machinists.” The doctor scowled at the thought of all<br />
men of science.<br />
“Believe me, it is not a match that I was happy about. I visited Lavinia at the home<br />
of her fiancée a few nights ago.”<br />
“She is living with him?” Dr Theosophus asked, a note of surprise in his voice.<br />
“She has fallen in with a society of free thinkers, who seem to ignore the moral<br />
decencies.”<br />
“I see. Go on.”<br />
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“There was some unpleasantness, and since then I have not been able to reach<br />
her.” Connaught paused and seemed, from his movements, to be in some distress,<br />
though his voice continued in the same monotone as before. “I believe that he is<br />
holding her against her will.”<br />
“You say some unpleasantness?”<br />
“Yes,” Connaught said. “I’m afraid the details escape me. I remember an argument<br />
and then nothing after that, until waking up back at my rooms.”<br />
“I see,” Dr Theosophus said. “And how can we help you?”<br />
“Locate her,” Connaught said. “I simply want to know if she is well.”<br />
“A minor problem, then,” Dr Theosophus said. “A scrying spell will tell me where<br />
she is and if she is healthy. I assume you have brought something suitable?”<br />
Connaught reached into his coat and pulled out a locket on a silver chain. He<br />
fiddled with the lock for a moment, clumsily trying to snap the delicate item open.<br />
The locket twisted in his fingers and then dropped to the floor. Nick leaped from the<br />
bench and bent down to pick it up. At the same time, Connaught reached for the<br />
locket and their fingers brushed together. Connaught’s were cold: even through the<br />
gloves Nick could feel the heat being pulled from his hand.<br />
Nick stepped back and snapped the locket. The two halves sprang apart, revealing<br />
the picture of a young woman and a lock of fine, auburn hair. He glanced at the<br />
picture, drawn in by the woman’s eyes as she stared out of the portrait.<br />
“Nick?”<br />
Nick handed the locket to Dr Theosophus, who looked at it for a moment and<br />
nodded. “This will do admirably,” he said. “If you’ll wait here, Mr. Connaught, I’ll have<br />
your answer in a moment.”<br />
Connaught nodded and stood impassively with his arms by his sides.<br />
Nick closed the door to the summoning room behind them.<br />
“Small pentagram, please, Nick,” Dr Theosophus said. He had crossed the room to<br />
the lectern on the far side. Here, he stood and flicked through the pages of the thick<br />
volume that sat on the lectern’s top.<br />
Nick selected a chalk from a pile by the door. He picked up a broom and swept the<br />
floorboards clean, then knelt in the centre of the floor and carefully drew five lines<br />
in the bright white chalk; in the very centre of the chalk shape, he placed the small<br />
lock of hair.<br />
Nick stood and walked back to stand by the door. Although he had seen Dr<br />
Theosophus perform the summoning many times he was still nervous and liked to be<br />
as close to the exit as possible, just in case.<br />
Dr Theosophus finished his preparations, raised his wand and pointed it at the<br />
pentagram. He read the words from the book in front of him in a low voice, gradually<br />
becoming louder before he spoke the final word of the summoning with a shout.<br />
The air within the pentagram shimmered and spun, slowly at first then with<br />
gathering speed. Nick looked away as the twisting currents hurt his eyes. A strong,
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sulphurous smell grew in intensity and he felt the hairs on his nose itching. There was<br />
a loud pop of displaced air and a familiar voice spoke.<br />
“Dr T and young Nick — how nice.”<br />
“Hello, Golgan,” Nick said with a sigh. He turned to look at the figure in the<br />
pentagram. He was a small, squat man-like creature with large ears and a hooked<br />
nose. He wore a rough brown robe, tied at the waist by a piece of cord. Nick watched<br />
him test the edges of the pentagram, as though pushing against an invisible wall.<br />
The pentagram held — Nick was very thorough. He had first met Golgan when<br />
a pentagram had been broken and the summoned demon had escaped, taking Nick<br />
with him. Only Dr Theosophus’s intervention had enabled him to return to this world<br />
and he had no intention of visiting the demon world again. The experience had<br />
taught Nick one thing though: don’t burgle the house of a magician in the middle of<br />
a summoning.<br />
“Golgan, I need you to find a woman for us,” Dr Theosophus said.<br />
“I guessed as much,” Golgan said, turning the lock of hair over in his stubby little<br />
hands. “So, what’s this woman to you?”<br />
“Just go to Svenson’s house and tell us if she is there and what state she is in,” Dr<br />
Theosophus said, ignoring the lewdness in Golgan’s voice.<br />
“All right!” The small man clicked his fingers and was gone. Moments later, there<br />
was another bang and he returned.<br />
If possible, he looked even more disheveled than before; his robe was singed<br />
round the edges and his hair stood out from his head in all directions.<br />
“Why didn’t you warn me?” he cried out, waving a fist at Dr Theosophus.<br />
“Warn you of what?”<br />
“About the Elektron energy, of course,” Golgan said. “The stuff goes right through<br />
me.”<br />
“Ah. I’d heard that Svenson was experimenting, but didn’t realise that he had come<br />
so far.”<br />
“Well, I can’t go near the place, it’s buzzing with the stuff.”<br />
Dr Theosophus sighed. He raised his wand again and uttered a single word. There<br />
was a gentle pop and the pentagram was empty.<br />
“This new Elektron energy is more of a problem than we thought,” Dr Theosophus<br />
said. “We’d better talk to our client again.”<br />
Nick followed the doctor down the stairs, wondering what they could do. Dr<br />
Theosophus’s services relied on the creatures he summoned; without them he was an<br />
ordinary man and this incident had clearly worried him.<br />
“Now, Mr. Connaught,” Dr Theosophus said as he entered the study. He stopped in<br />
the doorway and Nick looked over his shoulder to see the reason for his surprise.<br />
The study was empty; the guest had gone.<br />
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The doctor’s carriage stood by the steps, Clarissa pawing the ground in the harness.<br />
Dr Theosophus murmured a few words and stroked Clarissa’s horns before climbing<br />
into the carriage. Nick stepped warily around Clarissa — she had never shown any<br />
affection for anyone but the doctor. Nick used to handle horses when he worked down<br />
at the docks, but a half-goat, half-lion creature like Clarissa was something else.<br />
Once Nick had climbed up to the seat next to the doctor, he flicked the reins<br />
and the carriage moved forwards. It was still early and the morning mist hadn’t yet<br />
cleared. They moved swiftly through the streets, the only sounds the creaking of<br />
Clarissa’s harness and the rattle of the carriage wheels over the cobbles.<br />
They arrived at Daniel Svenson’s house in Hampstead within an hour. Svenson’s<br />
home was a large house in a long road of similarly large houses. But, whilst his<br />
neighbours’ houses were ornate, with large gates and pillars at the front, his was<br />
simple brick.<br />
They left the carriage in the front drive with Clarissa happily eating one of the<br />
ornamental shrubs that lined the fence.<br />
The room Dr Theosophus and Nick were shown into was clearly the library and,<br />
interestingly, one designed for use, not merely to impress visitors. Rows of books lined<br />
the shelves, lit by glowing lamps set at intervals along the wall. Svenson rose from a<br />
leather armchair to greet them.<br />
“Doctor Theosophus, I presume?” He was tall, well dressed and had close-cut<br />
blond hair.<br />
“Yes, Mr. Svenson.” Dr Theosophus shook hands and then gestured in Nick’s<br />
direction. “My assistant, Nick Hake.” Svenson nodded to Nick, but did not move to<br />
shake his hand.<br />
“Now then,” Svenson said as they all took their seats, “what can I do for you?”<br />
“We have come to see your fiancée, Lavinia Connaught,” Dr Theosophus said. “We<br />
were led to believe that she is here?”<br />
“Yes, she’s here,” Svenson said. He smiled, looking like someone who had nothing<br />
to hide. “I shall just fetch her.” He reached behind his chair and pressed a small<br />
button, apparently a summons to another part of the house.<br />
“You’re working with Elektron energy, I believe?” Dr Theosophus said. He indicated<br />
the bright, unflickering lights in the room.<br />
“Yes, a fascinating subject, fascinating,” Svenson replied. “The whole house is lit<br />
by it, much easier than using fire-imps.”<br />
The doctor seemed to purse his lips ready for a scathing reply, but there was a light<br />
tap at the door. It swung open and a young woman entered the room. She was even<br />
more striking than the picture in the locket and dressed in a brilliant yellow dress.<br />
“Ah, Lavinia,” Svenson said. “This is Doctor Theosophus and Mr Hake. Apparently<br />
they wanted a word with you.”<br />
Nick and the doctor stood and nodded to her. Lavinia Connaught smiled. It was<br />
an odd smile; her mouth moved but it failed to light up her face. Her eyes seem cold<br />
and tired and she looked around as if unsure where she was. “How can I help you?”<br />
she asked.
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“We were approached by a gentleman who was concerned about your welfare,”<br />
Dr Theosophus said.<br />
“Really,” Lavinia laughed, a gentle, pleasant sound, at odds with the distressed<br />
look in her eyes. “Well, as you can see, I am alive and well.” She walked to the back<br />
of Svenson’s chair and rested a hand on his shoulder.<br />
“So I see,” Dr Theosophus said. “Then we had best be going.”<br />
“Who asked you for this information, Doctor?” Lavinia asked, her eyebrows raised<br />
in a question.<br />
“It was your brother, Miss,” Nick said. “He’s concerned.”<br />
“My brother?” Lavinia suddenly turned very pale. The hand she had placed on<br />
Svenson’s shoulder trembled violently. “No!” She ran from the room.<br />
Svenson jumped to his feet as if to follow her. He stopped in the doorway, his voice<br />
thick with anger.<br />
“I don’t know if this is some type of joke, gentlemen, but it’s a distasteful joke if<br />
it is!”<br />
“I’m sorry, I don’t—” Dr Theosophus was at a loss for words.<br />
“Her brother is dead!” Svenson said. “He died in this very house, less than a week<br />
ago.”<br />
The butler showed them the door. Nick was confused and tried to apologise to Dr<br />
Theosophus for what he had said.<br />
“Don’t worry, Nick. Your impulsiveness can be useful at times.” The doctor<br />
caressed Clarissa’s muzzle in apology for the wait. “Clearly our visitor was not Mr.<br />
Alex Connaught or—” his voice trailed off as he stood in thought.<br />
“Or?” Nick prompted.<br />
“Or, we have a very great mystery indeed. For instance, why is Miss Connaught not<br />
in mourning?” He stroked his chin thoughtfully.<br />
“Shall I have a look around?” Nick asked. He indicated the house. “It wouldn’t<br />
take long.”<br />
Dr Theosophus turned to look at him. “Have you got your tools with you?”<br />
“Tools?” Nick asked, wondering whether to put some surprise into his voice.<br />
“Nick, Nick,” the doctor said, shaking his head. “I know you kept them, even after<br />
our little discussion.”<br />
It was hard to hide anything from the old doctor.<br />
“And you have them on you?”<br />
Nick nodded and pulled the small leather case out of an inside pocket. He opened<br />
it to reveal the blackened metal picklocks.<br />
“Have a look around,” Dr Theosophus said. “Be careful,” he added. “Something is<br />
not quite right here.”<br />
Nick thought of Lavinia’s white face and haunted eyes and nodded. He slipped<br />
into the bushes surrounding the driveway, waited until the last sounds of the gravel<br />
crunching under Clarissa’s paws had faded, then moved through the bushes to the<br />
back of the house.<br />
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Although it was now midday the air was cold and crisp, and Nick shivered in his<br />
thin jacket. He crouched in a flowerbed and looked across the back of the house.<br />
He crept across the lawn and up to the back of the house. As he crouched near the<br />
kitchen steps he could smell roasting meat and his stomach rumbled, reminding him<br />
that he hadn’t eaten since breakfast.<br />
Two large cellar doors by the kitchen seemed securely fastened. Nick tried to tug<br />
them open, but they were locked from inside. A series of small windows ran along<br />
the building at ground level and he knelt down to peer through them. He could see a<br />
long, large room filled with desks and equipment. Svenson’s experiment room.<br />
At the far end of the room Nick could just make out a number of people. They<br />
didn’t seem to be moving. He wiped the window glass and realised they must be shop<br />
mannequins — or something very like them.<br />
He pulled a pick from out of his pocket and used it to pry open the window.<br />
Carefully, Nick dropped through the gap and into the cellar. Enough light came<br />
through the window for him to see that the room ran under the whole of the house.<br />
A large machine took up one end of the room. It had a glass case that was as tall<br />
as Nick himself and at least twice as long. The interior of the case contained three<br />
vast wheels joined by a shaft. At the end of the shaft was an arrangement of gears that<br />
looked almost like a bicycle, with a set of pedals and seat attached. Intricate knobs<br />
and dials covered the ends of the case. Nick couldn’t even begin to guess what it was<br />
for, but positioned directly in front of the machine was a lectern, very much like the<br />
one Dr Theosophus used in his magical workings.<br />
He was moving towards the end of the cellar with the mannequins when he heard<br />
the sound of a door closing and then, footsteps. Nick hurried across the cellar and<br />
positioned himself behind the machine.<br />
Nick could see the far end of the cellar from here and winced as a bright light<br />
came on and Svenson entered the room.<br />
Svenson stood by the mannequins, apparently deep in thought. Nick ducked back<br />
behind the machine and waited. There were the sounds of something heavy being<br />
moved and Nick heard Svenson’s footsteps advancing on his hiding place. He froze,<br />
stilling his body and breathing as best he could. Svenson paused in front of the<br />
machine, riffling through the pages on the lectern. Nick heard him mutter to himself<br />
and caught the words, “tonight” and “try again”.<br />
Nick felt his chest grow tight as Svenson moved around the machine but it seemed<br />
the other man was merely checking the equipment. Finally Svenson left the cellar,<br />
extinguishing the light as he went. Breathing deeply, Nick crept out of his hiding<br />
place and over to the end of the cellar. As he came nearer, he realised that the objects<br />
he had seen through the window were much bulkier than mannequins. They were<br />
metal imitations of men, with large, barrel-like bodies and jointed limbs. A blank,<br />
featureless face with two dark holes for eyes topped the body. There were four of the<br />
creatures standing in a row.<br />
A fifth metal figure stood on its own. Nick knelt down and swore under his breath<br />
when he saw what Svenson had been doing.
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Five, bold lines of chalk had been drawn around the figure, standing out like slashes<br />
of white against the grubby, dusty cellar floor and forming a perfect pentagram.<br />
Nick arrived back at the house to find Dr Theosophus at his desk. He was studying<br />
a large book, closely appraising the text and making occasional notes with a large<br />
goose quill.<br />
Nick knocked on the door to announce his presence.<br />
The doctor looked up. “Back already? Find out anything?”<br />
Nick nodded and related what he had seen in the cellar. Dr Theosophus put his<br />
quill down and rubbed his face.<br />
“It is worse than I feared,” he said. “We must return there tonight and stop this<br />
happening.”<br />
“Stop what?” a voice spoke from the doorway. They both turned to face the<br />
newcomer. It was Alex Connaught, still dressed in his hat and scarf.<br />
“Mr. Connaught,” Dr Theosophus said in greeting. “Please come in.”<br />
“You have seen Lavinia?” Connaught did not move from his position in the<br />
doorway.<br />
“Yes.”<br />
“She is all right?”<br />
“She—” Dr Theosophus hesitated. “She’s as well as can be expected,” he said.<br />
“I must see her.” Alex Connaught seemed agitated; his hands flexed at his sides.<br />
“I don’t think that would be a good idea,” Nick said, without thinking. “She thinks<br />
you’re dead.“<br />
“No!” Connaught shouted. “I will see her.” He turned and left the room. Nick<br />
hurried after him, but by the time he reached the street, Connaught was no longer<br />
in sight.<br />
Nick returned to Dr Theosophus and apologised again.<br />
“It’s not your fault, Nick,” he said. “It’s a force of nature.”<br />
“What do you mean?” Nick asked, puzzled.<br />
“Magic and Science are like oil and water, Nick. They cannot be mixed. But I fear<br />
that is exactly what Mr. Svenson is attempting to do.”<br />
The hansom cab dropped the two of them at the end of the road. Dr Theosophus<br />
paid the driver and watched as he drove off into the night, the horses’ hooves fading<br />
into silence.<br />
Fire imps glowed and flared in the carriage lamps at the ends of the drives and the<br />
shadows twisted and changed as they made their way along the pavement.<br />
The carriage lamps at the end of Daniel Svenson’s drive were unlit and, as they<br />
grew nearer, Nick could see that the whole house was dark.<br />
“Good, we won’t be seen,” he said. Dr Theosophus nodded and followed Nick up<br />
the drive and into the bushes. They reached the back of the house without raising any<br />
alarm, though the doctor seemed unable to move through the bushes quietly.<br />
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“Wait here.” Nick motioned to him and slipped across the lawn to the back of the<br />
house. The grass was thick with evening dew and he could feel the dampness seeping<br />
through his shoes as he crouched by the cellar window.<br />
The bright Elektron lamps lit the cellar in a stark, white light. The large machine<br />
and the lectern had been moved to the centre of the room, in front of the mechanical<br />
mannequin, which still stood in its pentagram of chalk.<br />
Nick eased up the window he had used earlier. It squeaked slightly, but still moved<br />
freely. Good, his entrance hadn’t been found.<br />
Nick slipped back across the lawn.<br />
“It’s all clear,” he said. The doctor nodded and then followed him back to the<br />
window. Nick levered the window open and held it as the doctor slid through the<br />
gap. He puffed and struggled, and for a moment Nick thought he was stuck, but he<br />
wriggled free and dropped into the cellar. Nick watched as he hurried across the cellar<br />
floor and into the shadow cast by the machine.<br />
Nick slipped through the window and pulled it closed behind him. He had only<br />
just joined the doctor in the shadows when a scraping sound came from the other side<br />
of the cellar. Footsteps heralded Svenson’s arrival.<br />
Nick and the Doctor watched in silence as Svenson set up the lectern in front of<br />
the machine, next to the mannequin. He checked the chalked pentagram carefully<br />
and arranged some notes on the lectern.<br />
“We should stop him,” Nick whispered.<br />
“No, I want to see what Svenson is doing. It may help with Alex Connaught’s case,”<br />
Dr Theosophus whispered back.<br />
Svenson had opened the panel on the back on the mannequin and appeared to<br />
be adjusting something inside. He finished her preparations and then walked to the<br />
large machine.<br />
Svenson took a long piece of wire and attached it to the side of the machine and<br />
then attached the other end to the mannequin.<br />
He stood back from the mannequin and took his place at the lectern. Nick felt<br />
Dr Theosophus tense beside him as he watched Svenson start to read aloud from<br />
the book. His words sounded clearly across the cellar. Even with Nick’s limited<br />
experience, he recognised them as a summoning ritual.<br />
“How dare he!” Dr Theosophus whispered. “He’s perverting magic.”<br />
Nick touched his arm and pulled him further back into the shadows. “I don’t think<br />
this is the time to tell him,” Nick said.<br />
There was a sudden whine from the machine in front of them and the discs within<br />
it started to rotate. They spun slowly at first but soon gathered speed. Nick peeked<br />
round the side of the machine and saw that Svenson had climbed onto the bicycle<br />
saddle and was pedaling furiously, still continuing his chant.<br />
As the discs spun, Nick began to see small flashes of light jump between them. The<br />
hair on his arms stirred and the air seemed to bristle with energy.<br />
Svenson’s chanting had reached a peak now, and Nick could see eddies of current<br />
swirling in the centre of the pentagram. The summoning was nearly complete.
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The sound of the discs spinning reached a sharp note and he felt his hair stand<br />
on end.<br />
“We must do something!” Nick said to the doctor, no longer whispering as the<br />
sound of the discs drowned out everything around them.<br />
Before the doctor could reply, there was a loud crack and the wire that ran from<br />
the machine to the mannequin lit up with a violet glow. The mannequin jerked as<br />
though alive, its surface wreathed in sparks and flame. The eddies of air around it<br />
settled and there was a sudden bang. The summoning was complete.<br />
Nick stared at the glowing figure that was the mannequin, but couldn’t see a<br />
demon anywhere.<br />
“He’s failed,” Dr Theosophus said, a note of relief in his voice. “The summoning<br />
has failed. He should know that Elektron energy stops the forces coalescing.”<br />
Before Nick could stop him, the doctor stepped out of the shadows and into the<br />
harsh, white light of the cellar.<br />
“Svenson,” he called, “I command you to stop this abomination now.” He stood<br />
with his cane by his side and his cloak thrown back.<br />
Svenson looked startled as the doctor made his statement, and he steadied himself<br />
on the machine. Sweat ran down his face and his hands shook.<br />
“You’ve failed in your mad attempts. Stop now, before more damage is done,” Dr<br />
Theosophus said. He stepped forward again.<br />
“You don’t know what you mess with here,” Svenson said. He wiped a hand across<br />
his forehead. “You really don’t know.”<br />
He picked up a pinch of powder and threw it into the pentagram. Then he began<br />
to read another passage from the book in front of him. The currents around the<br />
mannequin eddied and then strengthened, twisting more and more as they built into<br />
a blur of motion.<br />
Svenson screamed a final phrase and the air currents stopped. The light died and<br />
the mannequin stood alone in the central circle. The sudden silence was a shock and<br />
Nick stood reeling for a moment, as the echoes died away.<br />
Dr Theosophus was sweating now. His hands shook with anger as he pointed a<br />
finger at Svenson.<br />
“You are tangling with magical forces you do not understand.”<br />
“Oh, I understand,” Svenson said. “You and your class have tried to keep these<br />
powers in your control, but now the men of science are going to break that monopoly.<br />
We’re going to give magic back to the people.”<br />
“You cannot,” Dr Theosophus started to say. Then he stopped, his voice trailing<br />
off and he simply stood with his mouth open, staring at something. Nick followed his<br />
gaze and realised that he was watching the mannequin.<br />
And then Nick too stared at the metal creature as it began to move. It was a<br />
slow, almost imperceptible movement at first; then the mannequin took a step across<br />
the inner circle of the pentagram. It stopped at the edge and seemed to stare at the<br />
Doctor. The face held two blazing Elektron lights where eyes would be and, as its gaze<br />
moved around the cellar, there seemed to be intelligence behind it.<br />
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The mannequin looked down at the floor and then moved its leg. It slowly brought<br />
its foot across the chalk and erased it from the floor, thus breaking the pentagram.<br />
Nick felt his heart thud in his chest as he remembered the broken pentagram that had<br />
almost been his undoing. It seemed that the mechanical part of the summoning was<br />
disrupting the protection from the magical part.<br />
“Come back, Doctor,” Nick called out. He stepped out from behind the machine.<br />
“Get away from it!”<br />
The doctor turned to look at Nick and at that moment the mannequin stepped<br />
forward. Its hands reached out and caught hold of the doctor’s cloak.<br />
“Do something!” Nick called to Svenson.<br />
The scientist seemed gripped by indecision. He stood behind the lectern, feverishly<br />
flicking through the book in front of him.<br />
He seized the book in triumph and waved his hands in a complex pattern whilst<br />
intoning words in a chant.<br />
“That won’t work,” Dr Theosophus said. He battered at the mannequin with his<br />
cane. He might have been hitting it with a small twig for all the effect it had. “You<br />
need an unbinding spell, not a dismissal!”<br />
Nick ran to the doctor’s aid. He tried to pull the mannequin off. As he struggled,<br />
the metal arm hit him hard in the face and he fell back to the floor, stunned.<br />
Nick lay there, momentarily groggy, and looked up to see the outside doors to the<br />
cellar shake. Moments later, they splintered into pieces as a figure dropped through<br />
them and onto the cellar floor.<br />
The bulky figure jumped to its feet and Nick saw that it was Alex Connaught, still<br />
dressed in his hat and coat.<br />
“Svenson!” he called out as he strode across the cellar and into the pentagram. He<br />
pulled at the mannequin’s arm. Surprisingly, the arm bent beneath his hand and Dr<br />
Theosophus was able to pull free.<br />
The mannequin turned its attention to Connaught now and they grappled with<br />
each other. Connaught’s hat slipped from his head in the ensuing brawl and then his<br />
scarf came free. Nick gasped as Connaught was revealed as a twin of the mannequin<br />
that he fought.<br />
As the two creatures struggled with each other, neither seeming to gain the upper<br />
hand, the doctor stood watching them. It was as if he were transfixed. Nick grabbed<br />
his arm and pulled him towards the lectern.<br />
“Unbinding spell!” Nick shouted.<br />
Svenson still stood behind the lectern, gripping the book. Nick knocked him to one<br />
side and the book fell out of his hands, the pages fluttering as it hit the floor.<br />
Svenson tried to grab the book, but Nick kicked it quickly out of his reach, tripping<br />
Svenson as he did so. Nick leaped over Svenson’s sprawled body and grabbed the<br />
book. He threw it towards the Doctor.<br />
“Catch!” Nick called out. Dr Theosophus looked up and caught hold of the book as<br />
it struck him in the chest. He looked at it for a moment, as if surprised to see it, then<br />
turned to the lectern and rapidly turned the pages.
The Case of the Overdressed Man<br />
Svenson struggled to stand. Nick ran towards him, nearly tumbling over the wire<br />
from the Elektron machine. Nick picked it up, his hands tingling slightly as he grasped<br />
it. Thinking swiftly, he ran around Svenson, by now on his feet, using the wire to bind<br />
his arms and legs tightly.<br />
Nick glanced over to see that the mannequin seemed to getting the better of<br />
Connaught.<br />
“Quickly!” Nick called to the doctor. Dr Theosophus flicked over another page,<br />
then stopped with a soft exclamation of triumph. He placed the book back on the<br />
lectern, and chanted a spell. He waved his hands with a final emphatic sign. There<br />
was a flash of light and the mannequin released its grip on Alex Connaught and<br />
toppled in a lifeless heap onto the floor.<br />
They all stood for a moment in silence and watched as Alex Connaught retrieved<br />
his hat and scarf. He stood with them in his hands, no longer trying to hide his metal<br />
face.<br />
The Doctor turned to Svenson.<br />
“I think we need an explanation,” Dr Theosophus said, a hint of menace in his<br />
tone.<br />
“Another scone?” Nick asked. He held the plate out to Lavinia Connaught.<br />
“No, I couldn’t, honestly,” she said and smiled prettily. Nick was not surprised at<br />
her refusal. He had spent much of the last hour attempting to pass her tea or scones;<br />
anything to exchange a few words with her.<br />
“You were saying, Doctor Theosophus, about Daniel’s demon?” Lavinia said. She<br />
still looked tired, but the effects of Svenson’s drug had worn off and her eyes were<br />
no longer dull and empty. She turned back to the Doctor, who sat in his comfortable<br />
armchair, a plate balanced on his stomach.<br />
“Yes, interesting type,” Dr Theosophus said through a mouthful of crumbs.<br />
“Svenson had managed to summon a fairly rare creature, one he had no chance of<br />
controlling. I suspect it was a similar creature he was attempting to summon when the<br />
experiment went wrong and your brother was killed.” At this, they all looked across<br />
to where Alex Connaught stood by the fire. He still wore the heavy coat and cloak,<br />
but no longer hid his smooth metal face.<br />
“I prefer to think of it as a transfer, Doctor,” he said in his flat tone.<br />
“This is true, as you are clearly not dead.”<br />
“Do you think it might be possible to do something for Alex?” Lavinia asked,<br />
leaning forward on her chair. “Even though Daniel is now in gaol?” Though Svenson<br />
had admitted to them that he was part of a much larger society who had been working<br />
on combining Elektron energy and magic, Dr Theosophus had decided to keep that<br />
information between themselves for now. There seemed no point in alarming Lavinia<br />
or her brother.<br />
“I don’t know, but I doubt that we need you ex-fiancée’s help. I would certainly<br />
be willing to try myself.”<br />
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“If that is the case, can Alex stay here with you?” Lavinia asked. She looked across<br />
at the metal figure that now held the soul of her brother, sadness in her eyes.<br />
“I can hardly go back to my old life,” Connaught said, as if in agreement. The<br />
doctor nodded his assent.<br />
“It would be for the best I believe.”<br />
“Then it is settled. Alex will stay here and I will pay you for his keep and to<br />
research into improving his condition.”<br />
Dr Theosophus caught Nick’s eye. It looked like they had a paying client again.<br />
And even better, Nick thought as he bit into another scone, he would have a<br />
reason to see Lavinia again.
Moths<br />
by Kate Forsyth<br />
Once I watched<br />
grey-winged moths<br />
beat their dusted bodies<br />
against the night window.<br />
The yellow light<br />
made of the glass<br />
a black mirror<br />
I saw my eyes<br />
and pale watching face<br />
trees tossing ragged branches<br />
against a ragged sky.<br />
Outside -storm, darkness<br />
frantic moth wings;<br />
inside warm light.<br />
I did not understand<br />
until I saw myself<br />
grey-winged<br />
beating
The Fairy Wife<br />
…Eilis Arwen O’Neal<br />
I was a fairy wife. Still am, really; those contracts only end with the death of one of<br />
the spouses. Usually that’s the human, since the Folk tend to live for centuries and<br />
then snuff it in some extraordinary way. Curses, quests, magical duels…all sorts of<br />
things. But nothing normal. Nothing human.<br />
Don’t be fooled by the name. A fairy wife is always human. I suppose it would<br />
be better to call us fairies’ wives but, like so many things, that’s just not how it is.<br />
Now that I think of it, though, you sometimes hear of a fairy wife outliving her<br />
husband. But it’s pretty rare. Most of the Folk who decide to marry humans put all<br />
sorts of stipulations in the pre-nup, like saying that the police can use truth spells<br />
and mind sweeps in the event of the husband’s suspicious demise. That keeps most<br />
wives from trying to kill off unloved husbands.<br />
I almost refused to marry Sylvan unless he took all of that out of our pre-nup.<br />
When he wouldn’t budge, I put in a whole section barring him from using magic<br />
against me. Just so we’d be even. I wouldn’t be able to get a divorce, but I would<br />
have legal recourse to separate from him if he ever tried to hurt me with magic. I<br />
suppose he was sorry for that later…<br />
But I’m getting ahead of myself.<br />
It started the day I met Merry for lunch at the Jade Cat. I’d been shopping that<br />
morning, but for some reason nothing felt right. For instance, I’d only bought one<br />
pair of ordinary Manolo Blahniks. They had their new cushion-soled pumps in<br />
— the ones spelled to make it feel like you’re walking on eiderdown — but not in<br />
the right colors.<br />
So I already felt irritated when I sat down at our normal table outside the cafe.<br />
The Jade Cat’s run by a family of Brownies, so the food is great; Brownies live for<br />
domestic chores like cooking and cleaning. But my mood was so bad that even<br />
the thought of their eight-layer chocolate cake didn’t make me hungry, so I just<br />
ordered a salad.<br />
After a minute, a dark car pulled up on the street in front of the Jade Cat. One<br />
of the back doors opened and Merry got out of the car, waving to me as she told the<br />
driver to go on. Then she hurried over to the table and collapsed into a chair.<br />
I love Merry. Everybody loves Merry. You can’t help it. She’s just a little plump<br />
and she wears bright colors like tangerine and coral, but she’s always smiling and<br />
happy to see you. She’s married to an Oakman named Fen. It’s funny to see them
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together, because he’s so dour and serious and she’s so cheerful. But they were crazy<br />
for each other from the first time they met.<br />
“Hey there,” I said. “You okay?” Merry’s cheeks were redder than usual, and she<br />
kept biting her bottom lip. Not in a guilty way, but like someone who has a secret and<br />
wants desperately to share it but hasn’t quite decided to yet.<br />
“Oh, yes,” she said. She took a deep breath, like she was going to say something,<br />
but then stopped herself. “So,” she asked, too casually, “did the charm you bought<br />
last week work?”<br />
She was referring to this ‘Romantic Evening’ spell that I’d purchased from a local<br />
spell dealer. The box said the illusion would ‘transform your dining room into a lush<br />
tropical jungle, sure to ignite your lover’s desire’. It came with the works — orchids,<br />
bird-song, sounds of bubbling brooks. I’d been hoping that it would remind Sylvan of<br />
our honeymoon, maybe make us feel some of our old passion.<br />
I eyed her for second, then decided that if she wanted to play coy, I could play<br />
along. “No,” I said with a sigh. “I made a fancy dinner and set the spell up to surprise<br />
him, but then he called at the last minute and said he had to stay at work. It had worn<br />
off by the time he got home.”<br />
Merry nodded sympathetically, but her raised eyebrows seemed to say, What else<br />
can you expect from an Elf? Merry thinks Oakmen make more attentive husbands, and<br />
I sometimes think she might be right.<br />
Just then the waiter approached. Merry hesitated for a minute and then said, “I’d<br />
like some peppermint tea. Do you think you could put some raspberry leaf and thistle<br />
in that?” The waiter nodded.<br />
“Oh, don’t make faces, Gwen,” she said when she noticed my look. “It doesn’t taste<br />
all that bad.”<br />
“It’s not that.” For as long as I’ve known her, Merry’s been a Diet Coke girl.<br />
Something was definitely up.<br />
“Spill it,” I ordered, leaning forward on my elbows. “What’s going on, Merry?”<br />
For a split second, Merry beamed so strongly I thought she might catch fire. Then,<br />
placing her hands carefully on the table, she said, “I’m pregnant.”<br />
This was big news. The biggest news. After all, the whole point of being a fairy<br />
wife is to have babies. It’s why the Folk marry us.<br />
You see, it doesn’t matter whether you’re an Undine, a Djinn, a Gnome, a…whatever.<br />
If you’re Folk and female, you have about a one in seven shot of getting pregnant<br />
even once in your life. And only about half of the Folk that do manage to get pregnant<br />
have a live baby or live through the birth themselves.<br />
That’s where fairy wives come in. Way back, after the Great Migration out of<br />
Faerie, the male Folk noticed that when they mated with humans, the human women<br />
got pregnant loads more often than their own women did, and most of the babies<br />
survived. So they started marrying humans and having children with them. Of course,<br />
some Folk go on about ‘pure’ babies, but a lot of them don’t care. Because babies born<br />
to human mothers come out fey about half the time. And if you’re born fey, you’ve got<br />
all the powers of a full-blood, even if your genes say you’re only half Folk.
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This does leave one problem, though. Because if you get a fey baby half the time,<br />
it means you get a human baby the other half. A lot of the Folk aren’t terribly keen<br />
on raising human babies. But the ones that marry humans know the risk, and so as<br />
long as they get one or two fey babies, they’re happy enough to keep the human ones<br />
around. Mostly. It is illegal to dump a baby just because it’s human, but it happens<br />
more than the authorities want to admit. They try to ignore it, but everyone knows<br />
it’s human babies they fish out of dumpsters, and never fey ones. Every so often one<br />
of the human-run papers will do a big article about the rampant baby-dumping in<br />
the city, but after a few weeks of public outrage, things start being swept under the<br />
carpet again.<br />
“That’s great!” I managed to say.<br />
“Fen was so happy,” Merry gushed. “When the healer confirmed it, he couldn’t<br />
stop grinning.”<br />
“When are you due?” I asked. I could feel my own smile stretching at the corners,<br />
faltering just a little bit.<br />
“April,” she said. “I can’t wait to start decorating the baby’s room. I want to do a<br />
forest motif in different shades of green, something Fen will like…” She trailed off,<br />
reached over, and took my hand. “It’ll happen for you too, Gwen.”<br />
“I know, I know,” I said, waving my hand in the air dismissively. “Don’t you dare<br />
think about me right now. Tell me about the names you’re thinking of.”<br />
By the time I got home, I was completely depressed.<br />
“Guinevere?” Sylvan called from the bedroom. “Is that you?”<br />
“Yeah,” I called back as I slipped my shoes off. I went into the kitchen and, as I was<br />
getting a bottle of water from the fridge, Sylvan came up behind me and put his hand<br />
on my shoulder. I jumped — five years of living with an Elf and I still wasn’t used to<br />
the fact that they don’t make any sound when they move.<br />
“Something’s wrong,” he said as we went into the living room and I set the chime<br />
trees singing. “What is it?”<br />
I sighed. That’s one trouble of living with one of the Folk. They pick up human<br />
moods so easily. Some don’t always care, and some will use it against you, but they<br />
always know what you’re feeling. Problem is, they don’t always get why you feel that<br />
way.<br />
Part of me didn’t want to tell him, but I knew that he’d find out sooner or later.<br />
Taking a breath, I said, “Merry is pregnant.”<br />
For a second the air crackled, and Sylvan’s green eyes turned black, but he was<br />
normal so quickly you almost couldn’t tell. “That’s wonderful,” he said. “I’ll have to<br />
call Fen and congratulate him.”<br />
“She’s really happy. They’ve only been married for about a year.” Even I could hear<br />
the tremor in my voice as I said it.<br />
Sitting down beside me on the couch, he surveyed me with a furrowed brow.<br />
“Don’t worry, Gwen,” he said. “You’ll get pregnant soon. I just read about a new series<br />
of fertility spells they’re developing at MagHealth…”<br />
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We’d been married five years and trying to get me knocked up the whole time.<br />
Nothing worked. We’d been to every healer in the city. I’d drunk more teas, had more<br />
spells recited over me, and endured more purification rituals than any one person<br />
should. Our bed jingled when we made love because of all the charms tied to it. We<br />
even tried going to human doctors with their fertility drugs and in vitro fertilization<br />
and all that cutting-edge research. No luck either.<br />
There’s nothing wrong with either of you, the healers said. The human doctors<br />
echoed them. Just keep trying. Sometimes though, I thought I knew the truth. I may<br />
not have Sylvan’s powers, but sometimes, late at night when he was asleep and I lay<br />
awake and worried, I thought I knew why.<br />
I was never sure I really wanted a baby. And I think there was enough power in<br />
that indecision to keep me from having one.<br />
Because magic knows. Take any sort of spell that affects another person — a compulsion<br />
spell, say. If you try to spell someone to pick up a plate and throw it on the<br />
floor and that person doesn’t want to, it makes it that much harder for your spell to<br />
work. It needs more power, more oomph. The magic knows, even if the other person<br />
doesn’t have any magic, and magic’s harder to work on anyone who resists it.<br />
I’d never told Sylvan about the little kernels of doubt that wormed their way<br />
through me. He wouldn’t have understood. After all, the whole point of marrying<br />
me instead of some Elf chick was that I could get pregnant. That’s part of the deal if<br />
you’re human and marry one of the Folk.<br />
It wasn’t as if I hated children. I liked them; I’d been a great babysitter as a teenager<br />
as long as the kid wasn’t my younger brother. My mother had done a good job<br />
preparing me to become an Elf’s wife. Along with giving me a suitably fey name, she’d<br />
spent a lot of my childhood making sure I got into the Folk-heavy schools, played with<br />
Folk kids, majored in business with an emphasis on the fairy gold market. And she’d<br />
made sure I liked babies. Lots of books about how great motherhood was, how fulfilling<br />
and natural and wonderful. By the time I was twenty, I was perfectly groomed to<br />
bear a fey baby.<br />
I just wasn’t sure I wanted one. What if it cried in the middle of the night, and<br />
instead of wanting to hold it I wanted to chuck it out the window? What if it were<br />
born with a disease that even healers didn’t diagnose until it was too late? What if<br />
Sylvan stopped needing me once he had an Elf baby? Some nights the questions<br />
— the what ifs — danced in my head more brightly than will-o-the-wisps. And I did<br />
not become pregnant.<br />
I was gardening the day Sylvan told me about the party. That’s one of my oddnesses.<br />
Even Merry, who’s as sweet as can be, would have raised her eyebrows to see<br />
me in the garden. After all, it ruined my hands and knees — they had to use some<br />
pretty strong beautifying spells at Rune Spa to erase the damage. They wouldn’t<br />
understand that some part of me needed to be out there for at least a while every day.<br />
That if I didn’t get to touch the dirt and the stems of plants I started feeling loose and<br />
strange, like the molecules in my body might float away, not held down by anything<br />
real. Even Sylvan thought I did it just to have our own supply of herbs for the fertility
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drinks. He never noticed that only about a quarter of the garden grew plants with<br />
fertility properties.<br />
I was standing at the edge of the yard and had just spoken the charm to activate<br />
the rain spell. The gentle rain, which fell only in our yard, was just starting when I<br />
noticed Sylvan at the back door, waving a piece of paper at me.<br />
“Are you ready for a surprise?” he asked as I came in and sidled around him<br />
so I wouldn’t get his suit wet. “Guess whose firm is hosting a Samhain gala at<br />
SuperNatural?”<br />
I gasped. SuperNatural was the hottest new bar in the city. Models and movie stars<br />
flocked there during the weekends and sometimes even they couldn’t get in. I’d been<br />
wrangling for an invitation for months.<br />
“It’s going to be a masked ball,” he continued. “For all our clients and the higherups<br />
and their husbands and wives.” Here he grinned. “That means you.” Sylvan’s firm<br />
manages the fairy gold portfolios of A-list actors and governmental figures — high<br />
profile types. It’s mostly run by Folk, though they have a few humans in key positions<br />
to meet the affirmative action quotas. He’s the youngest vice-president in their history<br />
— only nine-hundred-and-twenty-seven.<br />
“We should go as something matched,” I said eagerly. “Merry knows a tailor who<br />
can work wonders.” A picture of Sylvan and me in front of our fireplace, working out<br />
the details of our costumes, flashed through my mind.<br />
The bubble of happiness, the image of warmth and companionship, popped as<br />
Sylvan nodded hurriedly. I could see his mind reverting to stocks and interest rates,<br />
moving away from me. “Sure thing,” he said. “Just decide what you want.” He smiled<br />
his beautiful smile. “I knew this would cheer you up.”<br />
It would cheer me up more if you’d stay here and have dinner with me, I wanted to<br />
say. I’d eaten alone, or with friends, the past three nights. But he continued without<br />
stopping.<br />
“I have to go meet with a client now. I just came to tell you about this.” He strode<br />
back toward the front door, for once not noticing the sudden slump in my shoulders.<br />
“Don’t wait up.”<br />
I never do, I thought as the door shut behind him.<br />
I ended up going as a butterfly. Sylvan refused to do matching costumes, since<br />
the entire top level of his firm had decided to wear costumes that involved suits.<br />
Something about maintaining a professional appearance. Feeling miffed, I had Merry’s<br />
tailor make me a blue-green dress and illusionary butterfly wings. Those wings cost<br />
a pretty penny, but they were so gorgeous Sylvan couldn’t say anything. They arched<br />
out from my back in sparkling gold and pink hues but didn’t get in the way of sitting<br />
down, since they weren’t solid.<br />
The first toast of the evening had just started when we got to SuperNatural.<br />
Everyone raised their glasses and shouted, “To the year’s end!” and then the serious<br />
partying began. I danced with Sylvan and got him to dance with Merry, since Fen<br />
refused, saying firmly that Oakmen did not dance. We drank and laughed and eyed<br />
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the firm’s more famous clients, though it was hard to place some of them with<br />
everyone wearing masks.<br />
Around twelve o’clock I left Merry at our table to go to the bathroom. A line<br />
stretched outside the door, since there were only two stalls inside. Naturally, I was<br />
the last person in the line of seven. I can’t wait until they figure out a spell to deal<br />
with bathroom lines.<br />
When my turn finally came, I nearly bumped into the girl leaving the room. She<br />
was human, wearing a long silver dress, and the mask she held to her face was starshaped.<br />
“Sorry,” I said as we side-stepped each other. She didn’t say anything, but her<br />
eyes widened behind her mask.<br />
I was washing my hands at the sink a few moments later when I heard the cry.<br />
For a second I thought a cat had somehow gotten into the bathroom, but then it<br />
cried again. I opened the stall I had not used and there, wrapped in silver fabric on<br />
the floor, was a baby.<br />
I don’t remember the next few hours very well. I remember stumbling out of the<br />
bathroom with the baby, strong-arming my way through the partiers. No one looked<br />
familiar, even the people who had discarded their masks. By the time I found my way<br />
back to our table, I wanted Sylvan badly, but he wasn’t there. Only Merry sat at the<br />
table, a glass of virgin lemonade beside her.<br />
“Someone left a baby in the bathroom,” I said as I sank into my seat. The music,<br />
previously so melodic, was too loud, and I tried to cover the baby’s ears with my<br />
hands.<br />
“What?” she cried. For the first time, I pulled the fabric back and looked at the<br />
baby properly. It was a human boy with slate-colored eyes and a rosy mouth.<br />
Merry’s eyes widened. “He’s not very old,” she said. “Maybe a few weeks. Was he<br />
on the changing table?”<br />
I shook my head. “He was on the floor in a stall.”<br />
Her eyebrows closed together. “Maybe someone just forgot him,” she said doubtfully.<br />
I didn’t believe that for a second. “Can you find Sylvan?” I asked. “I don’t… I don’t<br />
know what to do.”<br />
The rest of the night was a blur. Merry found Sylvan and Fen, who came back<br />
to the table and looked at me holding the baby. Then they went off to make quiet<br />
inquiries. After all, Sylvan said, there was no way he was bringing shame on the firm<br />
by announcing to their A-list clientele that someone had dumped a baby in the bathroom.<br />
I didn’t move. The baby went to sleep, but I didn’t hand him over to anyone<br />
else, even when my arms went numb from holding him in one position.<br />
Later, around two or three, after almost everyone had gone home, the president<br />
of the firm, Ob, came over to the table.<br />
“There’s not anything on him to identify him, Gwen?” he asked.<br />
“I don’t think his mother wanted him to be identified,” I said as I shifted the baby.<br />
He was wearing a normal diaper instead of a self-cleaning one, and he had begun to<br />
smell.
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“You didn’t recognize her?” Ob asked.<br />
“Not from the firm,” I said. “But she was wearing a mask. Still, I don’t think she<br />
worked for you. She looked too…nervous.” It took a strong constitution to survive in<br />
Sylvan’s line of work. “Maybe someone brought her,” I suggested.<br />
Ob scowled, and I remembered why Phookas make me nervous. Too mercurial.<br />
Comes with being able to change shape, I suppose. “To think this happened here,” he<br />
said. “At least none of the guests found out.”<br />
“At least the baby’s all right,” I snapped, suddenly irritated. Sylvan moved to touch<br />
my arm, but I shrugged him off. “I’m tired. I just want to go home.”<br />
“What about—” Sylvan started.<br />
“We’ll take him with us. None of the services are open this late.” The Folk were<br />
staring at me — Fen puzzled, Ob still frowning, and Sylvan blinking in consternation.<br />
“I’m going to the car. Merry, will you carry my purse?”<br />
Feeling very human, and very alone, I left SuperNatural, my husband trailing<br />
behind me.<br />
Children’s Services wasn’t open the next day either, on account of it being Samhain<br />
and thus New Year’s Day. On Monday, a harried-looking human woman showed up on<br />
our front door with a healer to examine the baby.<br />
“He’s about seven weeks old and pretty healthy,” the healer said as he put away<br />
his instruments. “He’s showing some signs of stress, but that’s to be expected after<br />
what he’s been through.”<br />
“He doesn’t have an identification charm, does he?” the Children’s Services case<br />
worker asked. ID charms are a new spell that parents can have placed on their children.<br />
They’re marketed to prevent kidnappings and kids getting lost, but I think a lot<br />
of parents just like the idea of knowing where their children are, especially when they<br />
become teenagers.<br />
The healer shook his head.<br />
“Worth trying,” the woman said wearily.<br />
Sylvan watched this exchange agitatedly before interrupting. “Can you take him<br />
today?”<br />
The case worker hesitated. I could see her looking around the room we were<br />
standing in, taking in the crib, the closet full of books and toys, the monitor spells<br />
floating in the corners, the shelf of self-cleaning diapers and bottles. “You don’t have<br />
children yourselves?” she asked finally.<br />
Sylvan’s eyes flashed a hot green and the mobile over the bed spun slowly in the<br />
breeze that had just picked up in the room. “We’ve been trying for some time,” he said<br />
coldly. “We want to be…prepared.”<br />
The woman nodded. “Well, I hate to ask, but…Children’s Services has their hands<br />
full right now. There are simply too many homeless human babies in this town for<br />
Social Services to accommodate. Since you have all of the equipment, would you<br />
mind taking him for a few days, until we can find a foster home?”<br />
I was standing by the crib, the baby tucked into my arms, his head nestled under<br />
my chin. I could feel the softness of his skull, smell the baby-scent of powder and<br />
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milk. He made a little mewling sound, and I moved so that he could see the spinning<br />
mobile more easily.<br />
“That’s out of the question,” Sylvan began.<br />
“We can keep him,” I interrupted. I licked my lips, tasting the words, seeing how<br />
they felt.<br />
“Guinevere, I—”<br />
“It’s only for a few days,” I said. “Right?” The woman nodded in support.<br />
“Fine,” Sylvan said. “What paperwork is there?” Sylvan, the healer, and the case<br />
worker went into the living room, and a few minutes later I heard the front door shut.<br />
I picked up a stuffed bear and let the baby grab its furry ears.<br />
“I don’t want you to get too attached,” Sylvan said from behind me. I turned to<br />
see him standing in the doorway. You could tell he was an Elf right then — you could<br />
feel the power rolling off him.<br />
“We have the room,” I said finally. “And all the things. No one else is using<br />
them.”<br />
“This room is for our baby,” he said sharply.<br />
“A fairy baby,” I said.<br />
For a moment, he looked puzzled. “Of course. Hopefully, anyway.”<br />
I didn’t say anything then. He had turned to go when I said, “And if this baby were<br />
a fairy baby? Would you want to keep him then?”<br />
He didn’t need to answer.<br />
It turned out that Children’s Services was more overcrowded than the case worker<br />
had let on. A week after visiting us with the healer, she called and told us that they<br />
were having problems finding foster homes for the children already there and would<br />
we mind keeping the baby a little longer? Looking around the baby’s room as I listened<br />
to her, I said we’d be happy to keep him.<br />
I avoided a fit from Sylvan by calling our primary healer and getting all sorts of<br />
information about ‘complementary magics’ and ‘sympathetic pregnancies’, which was<br />
basically a fancy way of saying that sometimes simply having a baby around made<br />
women get pregnant. Sort of like living in a dorm with twelve other women and all<br />
getting your period on the same day, only in reverse.<br />
The weeks stretched into a month. I did the things I normally did, only now that I<br />
had a baby to do them with, they changed a little. When I gardened I sat him in a car<br />
seat under a tree and informed him in all seriousness of the properties of the plants I<br />
tended. The heeled shoes in my closet gathered dust as I found myself putting on previously<br />
unworn Nikes so as not to trip while holding the baby. I lunched with Merry at<br />
restaurants that did not mind crying infants or had sound-spells around certain tables.<br />
Invitations still came, but I declined those at night or sent Sylvan to the parties alone,<br />
even though friends always offered the names of reputable babysitters.<br />
Strangely, the changes didn’t bother me. I could remember the what ifs that had<br />
crowded my head before the baby arrived. But they didn’t have the force they once<br />
had. That’s not to say that I felt instantly happy and glowy and fulfilled. I just felt…<br />
better, as if I had been afraid in the dark and someone had turned on a light.
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Not everything felt better, though. I could feel Sylvan watching me at home, could<br />
feel the chill of Elven irritation when I walked into the room with the baby. He started<br />
staying at the office later and later, though he always had perfectly legitimate excuses<br />
when I asked him about it. Nothing that would hint that he was staying away from<br />
home so he didn’t have to see me and the baby. I noted that except for Merry, my<br />
human friends married to Folk stopped calling and, if I met them on the street with<br />
the baby, they made excuses and hurried on. As if his humanness might be catching.<br />
I did not tell anyone, especially Sylvan, that I had named the baby. I knew enough<br />
to keep that to myself.<br />
Names are magic. The first, best magic, so strong it works a little even when it’s<br />
only humans naming their children. I picked a name that should invoke all the things<br />
I wanted for the baby: love, protection, happiness. I told that name only to him, whispering<br />
it as I rocked him in his crib: Hyacinth.<br />
The night it ended I came home late. I had taken Hyacinth to Merry’s to help her<br />
look through baby name books and pick out color swatches for the nursery. We had<br />
spent more time that I thought arguing the merits of pastels versus jewel tones, and<br />
when I got home Sylvan’s car was already in the garage.<br />
He was on the phone as I let myself in. I went straight to Hyacinth’s room to put<br />
him in his pajamas. I had just gotten him in them — blue ones, with footies — when<br />
Sylvan appeared in the doorway.<br />
“That was Children’s Services,” he said. “They’ve got a foster home lined up for<br />
him. They’re sending someone around at nine tomorrow to pick him up.”<br />
I didn’t say anything, merely laid Hyacinth down in his crib. His diaper bag sat at<br />
my feet, and as I bent down to move it to its hook, I noticed the small gray cat poking<br />
out of its side pocket. I had bought it two days before at a toy store. It was the only<br />
thing in the room that had not been there before Hyacinth arrived.<br />
“What if,” I heard myself say, “we kept him?”<br />
“Who?” Sylvan asked.<br />
Hyacinth, I started to say, but changed it to, “The baby.”<br />
Sylvan stared at me for a long moment. “What do you mean?” he said slowly, as<br />
if I had spoken in another language.<br />
“We could be his foster parents.” I paused. “We could adopt him. They let foster<br />
parents do that sometimes.”<br />
It seemed like a long time that Sylvan stared at me, his eyes going greener and<br />
greener, until they were almost black. Then, without warning, he yanked the diaper<br />
bag from the hook and threw it over his shoulder. “Come on,” he said. “We’re taking<br />
that baby to them now.”<br />
“What?” The air in the room went flat and cold. I could see ice flowers growing<br />
across the window panes.<br />
“You’re too attached to that baby. We’re not keeping him.” He grabbed a blanket<br />
from the crib. “We don’t need him,” he said. We’re going to have our own baby.” There<br />
was a tinge of desperation in his voice.<br />
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He had started to reach for Hyacinth, but I got there first. Pulling him into my<br />
arms, I cried, “When? When are we going to have a baby? We’ve been trying for so<br />
long and it’s not working! This might be the only baby we ever get.”<br />
“We’ll have a baby,” he replied doggedly. “Our own baby. A—”<br />
“A fey baby,” I finished for him. “But what if we didn’t? Did you ever think of that?<br />
What if we had a human baby? Would you want to give that one away, too?”<br />
Hyacinth woke with a start and immediately began crying.<br />
“Gwen,” Sylvan said over the wailing. “We’re taking the baby to Children’s<br />
Services. I’m not going to discuss this anymore.”<br />
He had actually taken a step to the door, so sure that I would follow him, when I<br />
heard someone say, “No.” It was a moment before I realized it was me.<br />
“Guinevere,” Sylvan said.<br />
Hyacinth hiccuped and stopped crying, pressing his face into my neck. His hot<br />
tears burned my neck like tiny flames. “I’m not giving him up,” I said. “I don’t care<br />
what you say.”<br />
Magic flared around us. Wind howled through the house and a gnawing cold<br />
assailed the room. Sylvan had disappeared, the diaper bag thumping to the ground<br />
where he had stood. Scooping it over my shoulder, I ran into the bedroom and ripped<br />
open my top dresser drawer. With my one free hand I reached into the back left corner<br />
and spoke the charm cued to my voice. A wallet popped into existence. Grabbing it,<br />
I shoved it into the bag and raced into the entry hall.<br />
Sylvan was waiting for me. He had let the trappings of humanity, the glamor that<br />
keeps humans from going a little mad when they see the Folk, drop. His suit was<br />
gone, replaced with dark robes and a cape of smoke. His hair, normally short and<br />
clean-cut, brushed his shoulders in wild, snake-like locks. I had to squint to look at<br />
him. He was more beautiful than anything I had ever seen.<br />
“Give the baby to me,” he said.<br />
I know a compulsion spell when I hear one. They’re illegal for anyone but a cop,<br />
though that didn’t stop Sylvan. But even knowing what was going on, I found myself<br />
holding Hyacinth out. Sylvan stepped forward, and his features softened, reverted to<br />
the face I knew. “Gwen, I—” he said in his normal voice.<br />
The spell loosened in that second and I snatched Hyacinth back towards myself.<br />
“Get out of the way, Sylvan,” I yelled. “I’m leaving—”<br />
I didn’t finish the sentence. In the same instant, Hyacinth was magically ripped<br />
from my arms and I flew backwards into the wall. The breath knocked out of me, I<br />
felt my head slam against something sharp, heard the crack of breaking glass. As I<br />
crumpled to the floor, I could feel something wet dripping down the back of my head,<br />
and when I touched my fingers there they came away red.<br />
Sylvan set Hyacinth down on the floor and rushed towards me. The glamor was<br />
gone; he looked the way he had when I married him: beautiful and fey, but like something<br />
real, something you could touch. “Gwen, I’m sorry,” he said as he cradled me<br />
against him. “I didn’t mean to.”<br />
The pain was making my vision blur and my ears buzzed shrilly. I tried to say<br />
Hyacinth, but was brought up short by a soft bump on my hand. Slowly, I opened my
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fingers to feel the pack of stapled papers that had materialized beside me. Written in<br />
silver ink and stamped across the top were the words Contract of Marriage.<br />
The papers ruffled themselves and then stopped as the third paragraph on page<br />
five began to glow. Physical harm…inflicted by magic…Guinevere…human. A few of<br />
the words caught my eye before the entire document flashed once and then lit itself<br />
on fire. The magical flames lasted only a second and then they, along with the papers,<br />
were gone.<br />
“What was that?” Sylvan said.<br />
I stood up carefully, hearing the tinkling of glass under my feet. A framed photo<br />
from our wedding lay on the floor, its glass shattered. “Our marriage is over,” I said<br />
quietly. “You broke the terms.”<br />
“What?” Sylvan struggled to his feet. “What do you mean?”<br />
“Don’t you remember? While you were making sure the police could use truth<br />
spells on me if you died before I did, I wanted to make sure you’d never hurt me. My<br />
lawyer got it in at the last minute. If you didn’t trust me enough to know I wouldn’t<br />
kill you, why should I have trusted you not to hurt me?”<br />
“But the rest of the pre-nup…” he said. “You can’t get a divorce. Our marriage is<br />
until one of us dies.”<br />
“Maybe,” I said. “But the clause I put in means I can leave if you hurt me. We<br />
might be married, but it doesn’t matter much if you can’t find me.”<br />
“I don’t believe you,” he said, but faintly.<br />
“Check with the lawyers,” I said. “They’ll still have a copy of the contract. You<br />
agreed to everything when you signed it, including that.”<br />
I picked Hyacinth up from where he lay on his back. He blinked solemnly at me<br />
as I hefted the diaper bag as well.<br />
“Where are you going?” Sylvan asked. For the first time, I thought, he didn’t sound<br />
like an Elf. The pain in his voice was too raw, too human.<br />
“Away. You don’t need to know where.”<br />
“Don’t go,” he said. “I love—”<br />
“Not me,” I said. “The idea of me. You just love a human girl, as well as any of the<br />
Folk can. But don’t worry. There are plenty of humans around and I won’t live forever.<br />
You’ll find someone else to marry you.”<br />
With that, I gathered up my baby and left my life behind me.<br />
It didn’t turn out all that badly. I caught a bus and kept riding until one day, when<br />
it stopped, I got off to stretch my legs and realized we were home. A place we could<br />
make home, anyway. When the money from my private bank account came through<br />
— by anonymous Pixie Air Mail, of course — I bought a little house on the edge of<br />
town.<br />
It’s quiet here. The town’s mostly human. The Folk that do live here tend to be<br />
the reclusive kind — Brown Men, Silvani, and the like — and don’t have much to do<br />
with us. Not the kind to let Sylvan know where we are if he wanted to find us. Quite<br />
frankly, I think he probably pulled some strings at city hall to get me declared dead<br />
and is already remarried. I wish him luck of it.<br />
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I’m writing this all down so that later, when you’re older, you’ll know about everything<br />
that happened. I’m going to buy a time capsule charm in town tomorrow and set<br />
it so that you’ll get this on your eighteenth birthday, even if something were to happen<br />
to me. Then you can decide what you want to do. I think it’s important that you know,<br />
but I’m selfish enough to want to keep you just mine as long as I can.<br />
You’ve started walking recently. Generally in my flower beds. I planted your namesake<br />
all around the house in pink and blue and white and violet. You seem to step on<br />
them with magical regularity.<br />
Of course, I planted some other things too. You can’t be too careful, after all.<br />
There’s gentian, meadowsweet, rosemary, mulberry. All plants to invoke the same<br />
things I named you for: love and protection and happiness. For both of us.
Slag Fairmont<br />
— Psychic Zone Ranger<br />
…<strong>Douglas</strong> A Van Belle<br />
It was one of those cold, wet, colourless nights; the kind of night where you caught<br />
yourself waiting for the internal monolog to cut in over the sounds of the city. I was<br />
wearing a second-hand trench coat, but that was about as far as the cheesy film<br />
noir thing was going to stretch. There was a mysterious woman, but our weary,<br />
distraught little misfit in clearance-rack clothes was about as far as you could get<br />
from an elegant dame wandering over to the wrong side of the tracks for help. In<br />
fact, far from asking for help, I was reasonably certain she wanted nothing to do<br />
with us.<br />
Her chauffer drove a city bus so old that graffiti had replaced steel as its<br />
primary structural component and instead of leading us into a dark alley that<br />
might be full of dangers worthy of dramatic music, she led us to the parking lot of<br />
a half-abandoned strip mall. There was a bar, but it was stuck inside a corporate<br />
chain restaurant that was precisely cluttered with designer kitsch, now twenty<br />
years past trendy.<br />
And then there was Slag.<br />
“Random,” Slag said as our car-shaped object wheezed, coughed and hiccupped<br />
its protest at being shut off. “She picked this place at random, just like the bus.”<br />
I didn’t bother to ask Slag how he knew; he had no idea. But I did not doubt for<br />
a moment that he was right. Slag Fairmont, my sometimes beloved, often tolerated<br />
brother was an intuitive; a psychic if you prefer.<br />
“She doesn’t like her shoes,” Slag added, unhelpfully.<br />
I sincerely doubted if there was anything magic or supernatural about Slag,<br />
no mysterious voodoo rays or any of that kind of crap. It was more a bit of his<br />
head stuck in overdrive. Athletes talk about the zone, that magical state of near<br />
consciousness when a knuckle-dragging moron from Mississippi manages to<br />
calculate all the partial differential equations God put in fluid dynamics and then<br />
translate it into all the muscle twitches necessary to drop a curveball in for the<br />
perfect strike. Amazing, but nothing magic about it.<br />
Slag threw like a girl — he threw like a retarded girl wearing mittens — but<br />
my idiot brother was always in his version of the zone. His mind ripped into<br />
information like a pack of rabid weasels on meth, swarming all over the millions
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of details we all saw but never noticed. Slag lived with a constant barrage, what<br />
he called a nagging chatter of logical connections and reasonable conclusions. He<br />
couldn’t tell you how many queens were left in a seven-deck shoe, never anything as<br />
useful and potentially profitable as that, but he could see right into people. He could<br />
look at someone and just know things about them.<br />
“You should eat more fiber,” Slag said to me as we stumbled over each other<br />
getting through the door.<br />
“Fuck you,” I said.<br />
Slag had grown quite adept at using his gift but in deference to a universe that<br />
demanded the symmetry that made beautiful women stupid and rich men look like<br />
dried up gnomes, Slag’s gift functioned at the expense of the more mundane and<br />
much more useful mental capabilities humans tended to take for granted. Slag was a<br />
social quadriplegic, completely incapable of any approximation of normal functional<br />
social interaction. It was like he always walked around with his head up his ass and<br />
both feet in his mouth.<br />
When Slag looked at the artificially pleasant hostess for that extra moment, I knew<br />
he was about to strike, but I didn’t react fast enough to shut him down.<br />
“You are not pregnant,” Slag said, his matter of fact statement stunning the perky<br />
little beauty school co-ed like a brick to the side of the head. “Your period is late<br />
because you’ve been starving yourself to stay thin.”<br />
She dropped her clipboard and raised trembling hands to trembling lips.<br />
I smacked Slag upside the head and pulled him away from the impending soap<br />
opera. He rubbed his head and scowled at me like I was the one out of line.<br />
I didn’t bother to try to explain to Slag why I had hit him. He was completely<br />
unable to comprehend the fact that he was responsible for the whimpering sobs of the<br />
hostess. I’d have better luck explaining the mind of a woman to a deaf dog.<br />
I pushed Slag into a chair at one of the bar tables and said, “Sit. Shut up and just<br />
sit.”<br />
Slag sat. He huffed and mumbled a bit but he sat. Over the years, through the<br />
course of playground fights, restraining orders and various other unpleasantries, we<br />
had developed an unwritten agreement. I did all the real thinking and Slag did what<br />
I said.<br />
I spotted our woman standing between a couple of empty chairs at the bar and I<br />
walked up behind her, acting like I was waiting my turn to order.<br />
The bartender brought the woman an industrial blender concoction of fruit and<br />
ice.<br />
“Can you break a hundred?” our mysterious woman asked with a strangled rasp<br />
of a squeaky little voice as she handed him a dollar bill.<br />
The bartender nodded, took the single and started counting bills out of the till.<br />
I was stunned. I wasn’t surprised she was ripping the place off. That was why we<br />
had tracked her down. I had however expected an actual scam; a change counting<br />
scheme, misdirection and lift from the till, or something else from the standard book<br />
of tricks. I had honestly never worried about how she worked. All that mattered to<br />
me was that she was good, but simply asking for a hundred in change for a single<br />
was too bizarre to believe.
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“You’re doing it wrong,” I said, planting a butt cheek on one of the empty chairs<br />
next to her.<br />
“Excuse me?” she replied, casting a nervous glance over at the bartender and his<br />
fistful of money.<br />
“Drinking,” I said. “You’re doing it wrong.”<br />
“I didn’t realize there were rules.”<br />
“Not rules,” I said. “Strategies. Drinking solo is a strategic thing.”<br />
She raised an eyebrow at me while the bartender counted out ninety-some dollars<br />
of change for her dollar bill.<br />
“Walking up to the bar by yourself to order a fruity chick drink is a classic, ‘Hey<br />
stud liquor-me-up and drag me to bed’ strategy, but you walked all the way around the<br />
bar to avoid the only human looking guys on the prowl. So you aren’t out shopping<br />
for a bed warmer. But if you are drinking to get drunk, then the fruity chick drink is<br />
the wrong way to go. All that sugary ice will have you sick and yakking up the free<br />
peanuts before you can get anywhere even close to hammered.”<br />
She looked at me, much more comfortable now that the cash was in her pocket.<br />
“Only two reasons to drink, huh?”<br />
“When you come into a bar alone,” I said.<br />
She nodded, as if appraising the idea.<br />
“But I guess you could count that dollar trick as a third reason.”<br />
Her face suddenly turned cold, hard, worn. “Who are you?”<br />
“Mitchell Fairmont.” I held out my hand but she just glared. As usual, I’d pushed<br />
it too far too fast.<br />
“Cop?” The venom in her voice was as caustic as any of my ex-wives’.<br />
“As far as you know.”<br />
“Cute,” she said as she turned and walked away.<br />
“Not a cop,” I said. “More like you than them.”<br />
She flipped me off without looking back.<br />
I watched her take a few steps. She had a nice ass, especially for a skinny little<br />
white chick, and I lingered on the lusty thoughts for a bit longer than prudent.<br />
“Wait.” I picked up the fruity drink she had left on the bar and scrambled after<br />
her.<br />
She turned and glared at me. Add a greasy lawyer explaining why half my stuff<br />
was not enough and she could easily be the next former Mrs Fairmont.<br />
“Just talk to us for a minute or two,” I said.<br />
“Us?”<br />
I redirected her over toward the table where Slag was fidgeting like a five-year-old<br />
trying not to wet himself.<br />
“This is my brother, Slag.”<br />
“Slag?” she said, her nose crinkled up in disbelief. “What kind of horse’s ass name<br />
is Slag?”<br />
“Dad wanted a linebacker. Missed twice.” I shrugged and offered her a chair.<br />
She climbed up on the bar chair but she didn’t settle in. Even with the implied<br />
threat of exposing her trick with the dollar, she was one Slag-ism away from sprinting<br />
out the door.<br />
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Slag looked at her, looked into her eyes with the intensity that only a psychotic<br />
could muster and said, “Thunder.”<br />
“What?” she asked as she started to slide off the chair.<br />
“You were thinking that Mitchell isn’t the name of a linebacker, but Thunder<br />
Mitchell Fairmont is.”<br />
Instead of lots of running and screaming, she glanced at me, smirking.<br />
“Thunder?”<br />
“Hey, at least I got Mom’s maiden name for a middle name and didn’t end up with<br />
something really stupid like Slag Thrust Fairmont?”<br />
“At least it wasn’t Ford.” She still didn’t relax, but she finally did sit on the damn<br />
chair.<br />
“Fairlane. The car’s a Fairlane,” I said. I didn’t offer the fact that we had just left<br />
the decrepit remains of a 1978 Ford Fairlane station wagon grazing in the lot outside.<br />
“But we do live near Freemont.”<br />
She almost smiled.<br />
“I take it you have a name?” I said.<br />
She looked at me a long moment, then said, “Susan. Susan Louise Johnson.”<br />
“A nice normal name,” I said. “Be sure to thank your mom on Mother’s Day.”<br />
“Her parents are dead,” Slag hissed at me as if I should have known better than<br />
mention her mother.<br />
Susan was off the chair and I actually had to jump to get between her and the<br />
door.<br />
“So you’ve got me all scouted out, huh?” Susan was wavering at that point just<br />
short of yelling. The intensity was there, but not the volume. “Got my credit report,<br />
sister’s name…”<br />
“You don’t have a sister,” Slag chimed in.<br />
Susan ignored him. “…traffic tickets, my permanent record from elementary<br />
school, every detail you could find and now you think you can work me?”<br />
“It’s the way that you work people that interests us.”<br />
That stopped her.<br />
“Who the hell are you?” she hissed.<br />
“Hard to say,” I said. “Something somewhere between Aquaman on The<br />
Superfriends and that monkey that uses sign language.”<br />
“Chimps are not monkeys,” Slag said.<br />
Susan scowled at us so hard it went past ugly and started to look almost cute.<br />
“We’ve got a business proposition for you. That’s it, I swear. Just give me a few<br />
minutes to make the pitch and you can decide if you ever see us again.”<br />
“It’s not like you’re thinking,” Slag said, trying way too hard to be reassuring.<br />
I frantically waved at Slag, trying to get him to shut up before he chased her away,<br />
but she was waiting, silently demanding more.<br />
“The cops, or a cop who is sort of a friend, sometimes hires us to generate leads,”<br />
I said.<br />
“I’m psychic,” Slag said suddenly.<br />
It took everything I had not to smack Slag with the big glass full of red slush I<br />
was still holding. I had yelled at him often enough that he knew better than to say
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that. The whole psychic thing pretty much always sent people off the nearest cliff and<br />
Susan already had three toes over the edge.<br />
Susan looked at him suspiciously, but didn’t run. Slag stared right back at her.<br />
“A couple months ago, our friend gave us a look at a big file full of petty crap<br />
he thought might be connected,” I said, trying find an inconspicuous way to step<br />
between her and Slag.<br />
Susan frowned at me, disappointed.<br />
“And this morning he showed us the security tape from the convenience store,”<br />
I said. “Bit of risk there, such a hot case and all, but he wanted to be the one who<br />
found the lead that broke it while it’s still all over the front page. He had no idea the<br />
two files might be connected, no reason to suspect, but the moment Slag saw you on<br />
that tape…”<br />
“All it takes is a moment,” Slag said, staring into Susan. “You let your guard down,<br />
it slips out and things fall apart. Hidden things escape and it always hurts someone.<br />
You fight it. You hate it. It is part of you but every time you try to accept it, every time<br />
you try to use it to make things better, something goes wrong.”<br />
“What in the hell are you yacking about?” I hissed at Slag.<br />
Slag’s ‘gift’ always seemed to instigate fear, hostility and anger, and with women<br />
there were always hysterics. I was so accustomed to dealing with those nasty reactions<br />
that I found myself at a loss for what to do when Susan sobbed a bit but didn’t get<br />
angry and, more importantly, didn’t run away.<br />
“The grocer was the last little bit of…something,” Slag said.<br />
Susan grabbed my shoulder, her claw a twitch away from snapping my<br />
collarbone.<br />
“Slag?” I managed to grind the single word out through clenched teeth.<br />
“He meant something to you,” Slag said, barely a whisper.<br />
“Wan,” Susan whispered. “His name was Wan.” She looked at us with haunted<br />
eyes. “I just kept Wan company during the night. You know. Hung out, talked, helped<br />
him by doing little shit around the store,” Susan struggled against a growing whimper<br />
in her voice. “At first it was just someplace warm and safe, to spend the night, but<br />
he was actually nice to me. A cup of coffee here and there, one of yesterday’s stale<br />
sandwiches.”<br />
“The robbery,” I said as I finally managed to pull my shoulder from her grasp.<br />
“The tape shows you stepping out from behind a display, brandishing a candy bar and<br />
yelling at an armed man.”<br />
“King size Snickers,” Slag said.<br />
“I thought if he saw a cop the guy would just take off. I thought word of a cop<br />
hanging out in the shop might get around.<br />
“A cop. Why in the hell would he think a tiny little chick with a candy bar…”<br />
“King size Snickers,” Slag said again as if it were important.<br />
I ignored Slag and continued. “Why would that guy ever think a squeaky little<br />
thing like you was a cop?”<br />
“$96 change for a dollar bill.” Susan just looked at me.<br />
All of the sudden I saw the crime. Not an image of the store. Nothing that could<br />
have been a recording or a description-induced hallucination; I was actually there. As<br />
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the gun came out from under the thief’s jacket I heard his heavily accented demand,<br />
East European. I felt the fear in Wan’s frantic fumbling with the cash register, the<br />
panic that radiated from him when it wouldn’t open<br />
I was jumping out from behind the display. I was yelling “Police! Freeze!” I<br />
didn’t just hear, I felt the sound of a large caliber gun going off in a small room,<br />
the concussion as tactile as the noise, slapping against my face. The thief turned the<br />
gun toward me, but it wasn’t pointed at me as it wobbled in a trembling hand. The<br />
muzzle flash. Again and again. Things exploding off the shelf next to me. The smell<br />
of smokeless powder. The ringing in my ears. The hole through Wan’s chest. The long,<br />
slow moment as Wan felt his life draining away, staring at me, his eyes pleading for<br />
help.<br />
“Shit,” I said when it vanished.<br />
“I killed Wan,” Susan said as she choked on a sob. “He wasn’t going to shoot but<br />
I startled him and the gun went off.”<br />
“He saw a police officer,” Slag said. “Your reflection in the window was a police<br />
officer.”<br />
Slag’s mental demon was churning, I could see it in his eyes.<br />
“Boots. Paint on his boots, white, probably a latex primer,” Slag said. “He didn’t<br />
look around when he came in. He knows the store, but he did not expect to be<br />
recognized. He had only been there in the day. He didn’t know that Susan would be<br />
there at night.”<br />
I didn’t bother to try to remember Slag’s details and insights. He would remember<br />
them perfectly when we needed them and he would recall them on cue.<br />
Susan’s eyes were unfocused. She had a whimpering mumbling monolog going<br />
on and she was sagging toward collapse. I moved to put an arm around her, but Slag<br />
jumped from his chair and beat me to it.<br />
Slag beat me to it? I wasn’t certain what kind of alien pod person had suddenly<br />
replaced my idiot brother, but he had an arm under Susan’s shoulder and she was<br />
leaning on him, not me. In the universe I knew, that could have never happened.<br />
Slag whispered to her, saying something that seemed to bring her back toward the<br />
human realm. She didn’t come all the way back, but she made it close enough that<br />
we managed to exit the crappy bar without much more than the minimum of fuss<br />
and bother.<br />
The impossibilities continued. In the car, Slag sat in the back with her, gently<br />
stroking her hair, rocking her. He warded off every effort I made to ask her where she<br />
needed to go and left me with no real choice but to take her with us back to our place.<br />
He all but carried her into the house and across the living room before his feeble burst<br />
of heroic strength gave out and they collapsed together onto the couch.<br />
I had absolutely no idea what to do. She was lost in that uniquely feminine,<br />
sobbing, paralyzing kind of emotional breakdown. Slag was handling all the sensitivity<br />
and listening bullshit and there really wasn’t anything left for me.<br />
Shit,” I said to no one as I grabbed my bottle of Happy Cossack vodka, the one<br />
I kept hidden on top of the TV, and retreated to the kitchen. Technically, I was not<br />
drinking alone. I could still see them sitting on the couch.
Slag Fairmont — Psychic Zone Ranger<br />
It was clear Slag had fallen for her. He had fallen harder than a fat lady on ice,<br />
and it was pretty damn obvious that the man who saw everything could see nothing<br />
but this squeaky little wreck of a woman. There was no way this could possibly end<br />
well and the experience would devastate Slag. Through repeated infection, I had<br />
developed something of an immunity to the cruel trauma God called woman, but<br />
Slag hadn’t. Slag was inviting his own doom like an Indian eagerly helping Columbus<br />
unload a barrel of smallpox.<br />
I was horrified. Dear God, putting the two of them together? Hell, between them<br />
there were so many not-quite-right bits that you could probably assemble an entire<br />
person out of nothing but mental problems.<br />
At first I clung to the hope that it was just going to be a couple hours of sitting<br />
and waiting for her to get her head together enough so I could badger an address out<br />
of her, put a radio collar on her and dump her back into her natural environment.<br />
Unfortunately, that fantasy didn’t last long. Thinking back through the things she had<br />
said, I quickly realized that she had no address. She had been using the store as a<br />
safe, warm place to wait out the night.<br />
“Shit,” I said again, this time to a chorus of soft snores drifting in from the living<br />
room.<br />
I thought about waking Slag and trying to talk to him. I even considered waking<br />
Susan and trying to get her to just check out and save us the entire trauma, but rather<br />
than attempt to deal with it in any way, I respected the family tradition of stepping<br />
back and watching the train wreck.<br />
I hate lots of things. Any religion with the gall to think other people need or want<br />
their fucking missionaries, guys that wear gold chains, couples that substitute hamster<br />
dogs for children, Margaret Thatcher, bastards that don’t know the difference between<br />
pretentious and philosophical, farts that smell like seaweed, the list gets pretty long,<br />
but the worst of the worst has to be the undeserved hangover. When you get yourself<br />
stumbly drunk, the hangover is only fair. It is a small price to pay for a few hours of<br />
a soft and fuzzy world that doesn’t seem quite as miserable as you damn well know<br />
it is, but the plastic pint bottle on the cardboard box I used for a nightstand was still<br />
almost full of liquid that might just barely meet the legal definition of vodka. I had<br />
drunk almost nothing but I was still well and truly hung. My heartbeat pounded in my<br />
ears and the sound of my bare feet on the cold tile of the kitchen floor echoed through<br />
my throbbing skull like the stomping of a clog-dancing buffalo.<br />
Maybe I had been really drunk. Maybe the bottle on the nightstand was the<br />
second or third bottle. Maybe I had been drunk enough to imagine that a squeaky<br />
little monstrosity of a mentally disturbed woman followed us home. That’s it. It was<br />
all a nightmare. I knew better, but it was a nice fantasy to roll around my soggy head<br />
while I waited for a two-hundred-dollar toaster to spit out my waffles. Refusing to<br />
accept reality in any guise, I clung to the fantasy as best I could, but by the time Mr.<br />
Coffee was done pissing black water into the pot, Susan was standing just outside the<br />
kitchen, still wearing last night’s clothes.<br />
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That sparked a brief, teasing flash of hope, but I thought back to that first grueling<br />
trek across the living room and any hint of anything better than the worst-case<br />
scenario that defined my life went fluttering away. Neither of them had slept on the<br />
couch.<br />
“You can start with coffee,” I offered. “If you can figure out how to make that other<br />
fancy machine work you could even have one of those espresso-latte-mochachino<br />
foamy things.”<br />
“You rob a department store?” Susan asked as she took a cautious step forward<br />
and peered into our cluttered warehouse of a kitchen. Her voice was soft, almost<br />
a whisper, but the choking edge on that squeak grated cruelly against the tender<br />
underside of my hung-over brain.<br />
“Wedding gifts,” I said.<br />
She appraised the full armada of deluxe everything that covered the counters,<br />
then her eyes settled on the unopened appliance boxes stacked two deep against the<br />
wall.<br />
“Right,” she said, sarcastically.<br />
I grabbed one of the boxes that was still entombed in fancy foil gift-wrap and<br />
tossed it on the table in front of her.<br />
“KitchenAid Mixer, the deluxe 400-Watt one, pulls about $180 on eBay.”<br />
She ripped open the shiny paper, pulled out the enclosed card, read it, and shook<br />
her head in disbelief.<br />
“You steal from wedding receptions?” She was shooting for incredulous, but there<br />
was a bit too much of a nasty bite in it. Incredulous really needs a good dose of that<br />
school marm, uptight and puritan never-been-fucked self-righteousness behind it.<br />
“Christ no,” I grumped. “Weddings are cruel and evil enough without adding petty<br />
theft to the atrocity. These were gifts, sent to me.”<br />
“Sent to you?” Susan emphasized the ‘you’. I wasn’t sure what to make of that.<br />
I sat and ate a couple of bites from my toaster waffles, hoping she would vanish,<br />
but I quickly gave up gave up on that and decided I would have to try to explain.<br />
“My fourth wedding, or almost wedding I should say, I grabbed the wrong guest list<br />
out of my desk and accidentally sent 200 of the invitations to the demon spawn my<br />
second wife had tried to pass off as friends and family. Big dust-up from that and the<br />
governor pardoned me before the wedding, mostly because of my invitation screw<br />
up, but there were still buttloads of presents that came in from those 200 invitations.<br />
Now, I just skip all the ugly and unpleasant parts.”<br />
“You have to be kidding?”<br />
“Wedding invitations are cheap when you print them in bulk. I made Slag learn<br />
calligraphy, stamps are cheap and the phonebook is full of names.” I shrugged. “It<br />
helps balance the checkbook when things get tight.”<br />
“So you’re an asshole and a criminal mastermind,” Susan said without any hint of<br />
trying to be humorous.<br />
“Petty criminal mastermind,” I corrected her. “It’s a small scale thing, nothing like I<br />
think we could do with Slag and a decent partner that was good at a con. Besides, I’m<br />
not sure if it is illegal. They are gifts after all and with my history, it would be pretty<br />
hard to prove that there wasn’t almost a wedding.”
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Susan looked at the stuff, longingly, jealously.<br />
“If I filled your kitchen with all the best techno gadgets would you ease off on<br />
Slag?” I asked. “Keep the whole damn thing between us nothing but business.”<br />
The look on her face confirmed what I already suspected. She was angry, but not<br />
at the suggestion I could buy her off with an espresso machine. Susan had no kitchen<br />
to fill with toasters, bread-makers and blenders.<br />
“Look,” I said, trying my damnedest to sound caring enough to get her to actually<br />
listen to me. “If you need a place to crash, you don’t have to work Slag for it. There’s<br />
a decent bedroom downstairs, window to the backyard, spaceships, planets and<br />
astronauts painted on the walls, it’s a real classy place. We can clear all the toasters<br />
and crap out of it and work that into our deal.”<br />
Susan looked at me, lips pursed, jaw clenched.<br />
“So if you are hooking up with Slag, it is for him and nothing else.” I was trying<br />
to achieve an impossible balance between the pounding of my head and the need to<br />
sound authoritative. The grumpy and cranky part was natural. “If you are in with<br />
him, you damn well better be in it for real and you had better be ready to deal with<br />
a truckload of aggravation and insanity. He has absolutely no concept of how to deal<br />
with real people.”<br />
“And you do?”<br />
“Compared to Slag, I’m Oprah and Dr Phil’s perfect love child,” I said. “At any<br />
moment, anything you could imagine, and a hell of a lot of things no human could<br />
possibly imagine, can and will come tumbling out of Slag’s mouth. Embarrassing,<br />
insulting, infuriating things. Even if you explained it to him, he wouldn’t understand<br />
and you can absolutely never think that he should have known better. He doesn’t. He<br />
will forget you exist for days or weeks at a time. He will forget your name. He will<br />
never remember a birthday or an anniversary. Slag embodies everything that could<br />
possibly piss a woman off and if you aren’t ready to take that on, day after day for a<br />
very long time, back off right now.”<br />
As if to prove my point, Slag wandered in to the kitchen and walked right past<br />
Susan, brushing her out of the way without realizing she existed. Bowl out of the<br />
cupboard, kids’ cereal varnished with sugar, milk, spoon. After he set it on the table<br />
and turned to raid the coffee pot, Susan grabbed him and kissed him. At first Slag<br />
looked stunned, open the door to find Bigfoot selling Girl Scout cookies kind of<br />
stunned, but after she gave him a bit of tongue, he figured it out.<br />
“It binds because it’s too big,” Slag said when Susan finally came up for air.<br />
Susan gave him a puzzled look, which Slag didn’t notice, and she pulled away<br />
slightly.<br />
“32B.” Slag looked down at her chest, then reached out and placed both hands<br />
on her breasts. “You are too small for a B-cup. You should try the junior miss brands,<br />
their cups are slightly undersized. Or an A-cup made out of a material that has some<br />
stretch to it.”<br />
Susan scowled. At me, not Slag.<br />
“Of course you taught him about fitting women’s underwear,” she said.<br />
“If it has been on cable TV, it is probably in his head somewhere.” I shrugged.<br />
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“Mitchell doesn’t hate you,” Slag said, staring at his hands resting on her breasts.<br />
“He hates everyone.”<br />
“Great,” Susan said.<br />
“He does like your ass,” Slag said distractedly as his attention drifted back to<br />
coffee and breakfast. An instant later, it was as if the woman he had just been feeling<br />
up had vanished.<br />
“Even better.” Susan may not have been able to hit incredulous, but she was<br />
world-class with sarcasm.<br />
“A perfect foundation for a professional relationship,” I said. “You think I’m a<br />
bastard. I think you have a nice ass. It’s perfect.”<br />
Susan stared at me. Slag slurped and chomped on his cereal like it was prey trying<br />
to escape. Normally I would have yelled at him, but this time I just let him go and I<br />
worked on my own breakfast, happy to see that he was irritating her.<br />
“You in?” I asked her after I had finished my first waffle.<br />
“In for what exactly?” Susan went after coffee first, pouring a cup before opening<br />
the cupboard where Slag had captured the cereal.<br />
“Waffles if you want something hot,” Slag said without looking up from his cereal.<br />
“We don’t have any oatmeal. Your ass does look nice.”<br />
I dropped my waffle back onto the plate, looked at Slag for a second, then turned<br />
to Susan, making sure I had her attention and could see her face when I asked, “Were<br />
you just now worrying about what your ass looked like?”<br />
Susan shook her head, no hint of embarrassment or anything else to suggest she<br />
had been thinking about what she looked like. No reason to think that Slag was<br />
simply answering an unasked question.<br />
“Then that was an actual compliment, directed at an actual human being.”<br />
Slag grinned, ear to ear, as proud as a kid getting that meaningless award the<br />
teacher makes up in a futile attempt to get the class to behave.<br />
“Well, I’ll be damned,” I said.<br />
“You call ‘nice ass’ a compliment?” Susan was unimpressed by Slag’s truly<br />
remarkable accomplishment. Grabbing a stack of waffles out of the big yellow box<br />
in the freezer, she started eating a frozen one while she loaded the others in the<br />
Toastatronic 2000.<br />
“What? The homeless chick expects poetry and roses?” I grumbled. “You of all<br />
people should know enough to be happy to take what you can get.”<br />
Susan scowled at me, and kept scowling until she sat at the table with breakfast.<br />
She even managed to sip the coffee and eat her untoasted waffle without breaking<br />
the scowl.<br />
It didn’t bother me.<br />
“So,” she finally said to me. “In for what?”<br />
“I’m not exactly sure anymore,” I admitted. “I was looking for a pro. Slag can be<br />
pretty random. His stuff is good, but you never know what it will be. So I figured we<br />
needed to team up with someone experienced. Someone street smart and quick on<br />
their feet, someone who could take a bit of inside information and run with it.”<br />
“I don’t really run cons,” she said.
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“I know, but I still want you on the team. You and that glimpse thing isn’t what I<br />
expected, but it’s good, damn good. I just don’t quite know what could we do with<br />
it yet.”<br />
“I can’t really control it,” Susan said. “A lot of it is random, emotional.”<br />
“That’s not what I saw last night.”<br />
“If it is something that someone is already thinking about or something easily<br />
suggested to them I can usually hit it, but it has to fit what they expect.”<br />
“We can figure a way to work with that,” I said.<br />
She stared at me for a very long time, looked at Slag, then around the kitchen,<br />
then back at me. I was sipping my last dreg of not-quite warm enough coffee when<br />
she finally said, “We find the guy that killed Wan first.”<br />
Slag slapped the table, his eyes wide.<br />
“He couldn’t have been outside for more than a minute or two before coming into<br />
the store. It was cold and his jacket was too light. It was raining and there were only<br />
speckles of water on his shoulders. I need to see the street,” Slag said. “I need to see<br />
where he was before he came in.”<br />
“I guess it’s a start,” I said. It was definitely something to work from, but it wasn’t<br />
enough to sell to the cops or the papers.<br />
I looked at Susan. I didn’t try to smile or even think friendly thoughts, I just looked<br />
at her and tilted my head toward the coat closet out by the front door. “There’s a big<br />
box full of all the precious girlie crap that I stole or hid from departing wives and<br />
girlfriends. Shirts, makeup, perfume, fancy shampoos, pretty much enough chick shit<br />
to put together a whole weekend invasion kit. There are even some lacy bras and that<br />
kind of shit in there. Clean, new in fact, but nothing in little girl sizes. Take whatever<br />
works for you and pretend like I wrapped it for Christmas.”<br />
Susan looked up from the floor, gave me the briefest possible touch of eye contact<br />
then glanced at the closet door. She didn’t move.<br />
“Main bathroom is fair game. Towels in the big blue basket are clean but don’t<br />
flush the toilet till I’m done with my shower.”<br />
I didn’t wait for a response from either of them and, in hindsight, I probably<br />
should have. If I had just thought to directly tell Slag to wait for me, I wouldn’t have<br />
been stuck swearing at the scattered remains of their hurried breakfast and a fresh pot<br />
of coffee in an otherwise empty kitchen when I got out of the shower some minutes<br />
later.<br />
Yesterday’s unread paper was kind enough to give me the location of the former<br />
Mr Wan’s shop, but it took forever to actually navigate that deep into the one-way,<br />
no-left-turn maze of the city’s brutal-mugging district, and twice that long to find a<br />
parking space. By the time I finally made it to the locked and caged convenience store,<br />
I had little hope of finding them. As a dedicated glutton for punishment, I actually<br />
did hope that they’d be standing there when I rounded the corner, but I knew better. I<br />
was so prepared to be disappointed as usual, that it took several long seconds before<br />
I realized that the little girl dressed up for the Charles Dickens play and pacing in<br />
front of the store was Susan.<br />
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I looked at Susan as Slag did what he did, poking at stuff and staring at gum<br />
on the street like an idiot tourist in a museum. The jaded part of Susan was back in<br />
control. The cold, tired, worn look was back.<br />
“You will treat him decent,” I said, as I stepped up beside her.<br />
It looked like a bright, not quite spring day, but the cold wet wind ripping down<br />
the street was full of winter. It really ripped down the street, newspaper tumbleweeds,<br />
ripples on the puddles, the whole miserable bit.<br />
Susan heard me, but refused to acknowledge my existence.<br />
I was angry, more angry than usual, but I wasn’t exactly sure why. Something<br />
about her and Slag was terrifying me.<br />
Susan pretended to ignore me for a bit. Then she tossed a glare in my general<br />
direction and wandered over to where Slag had suddenly become mesmerized by the<br />
pellets of shattered safety glass that used to be a window in a bus stop shelter. I could<br />
only hope that she would actually try to ride it out.<br />
I was so caught up in getting myself worked up over the whole Susan and Slag<br />
thing that I almost stepped in front of the bus that groaned around the corner and<br />
squealed its way to a stop at the shelter a half a block away. When the sanitychallenged<br />
couple climbed on and the diesel-sucking dinosaur growled away from<br />
the curb with the two of them in its belly, I just stood there, stunned into a coma.<br />
A bus. The bastard with the gun and the dry jacket in the rain had just stepped off<br />
the bus. He knew the inside of the store because he transferred buses here.<br />
Fortunately, even after a few profanity filled minutes of trying to start my Ford<br />
land barge, it only took six minor and three major traffic violations to catch the bus.<br />
When the bus finally puked them out, I pulled into a stop-and-steal quickiemart gas<br />
station and ran, yes I actually ran, to catch Slag before he wandered off. It was only<br />
a hundred yards but it damn near killed me.<br />
“Slag,” I finally managed between the gasps. “What in the hell were you<br />
thinking?”<br />
“The clock in the store said 3:49. 56 East, from the hill, his home, stops there at<br />
3:46. It’s the only bus he could have arrived on. In front of the store, the only bus a<br />
commuter would transfer to from the 56 is the 73 North.” Slag pointed to the halfbuilt<br />
apartment complex on one side of the street and the almost completed mall on<br />
the other. There were other construction sites at the next corner. “Paint on his boots.<br />
He’s a construction worker who rides the bus to the same site everyday. That means<br />
a big project like one of these.”<br />
“The driver said these were the only big projects on the route,” Susan chimed in.<br />
“No, I mean getting on the god-damned bus by yourself. I told you that I will not<br />
chase another bus across the country.”<br />
“I didn’t get on the bus alone,” Slag said.<br />
I chose not to respond to that.<br />
“Which construction site?” I asked.<br />
“I don’t know.” Slag looked around. “One of these.”<br />
“I think it is late enough in the morning to call Dave,” I said even though my<br />
broken watch left me guessing about what time it actually was. “I think we have
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enough to hand it off to him. You two stay right here. Slag, do not move an inch from<br />
that spot until I get back.”<br />
Fortunately, the minimart actually had a living specimen of that rarest of<br />
endangered species, the pay phone, and I wasted no time getting to it and dialing<br />
Dave our lazy cop. Dave was happy, damn happy to get the information, and he<br />
promised to write us a check that instant and look into it right away. I thanked him<br />
even though I knew both promises were bullshit. Dave never paid us for the last lead<br />
until he wanted us to try and find the next one, and he would have to do one hell of<br />
a lot of maneuvering before he did anything about following this one up. He needed<br />
to make sure he got all the right kind of attention for sticking his nose in someone<br />
else’s high profile case.<br />
I was pleased and approaching the general neighborhood of happy, a very nice<br />
neighborhood that really didn’t care for my type, when I walked back to where I had<br />
parked Slag. Slag was running a dozen steps down the road, peering down the cross<br />
street, then running back to the spot I had told him not to move from.<br />
“What the hell is it?” I asked as happy vanished like a suburban mirage.<br />
“He works over there,” Slag said, pointing to the unfinished apartment complex.<br />
“The Bulgarian that shot Susan’s store clerk?”<br />
“Armenian,” Slag corrected me.<br />
“Where is our squeaky little tart?” I asked even though I knew I really did not want<br />
to know the answer.<br />
Slag didn’t answer, running a dozen steps down the corner and looking down<br />
the cross street instead. A half-block away, a man was walking, turning every time<br />
he came close to someone and scooting away in odd, almost random directions. I<br />
couldn’t tell if it was the guy from the store, but there was no mistaking the shabby<br />
little waif that followed him, stalking him.<br />
“Shit,” I said, meaning it like I had never meant it before. “She knows he has a<br />
gun.”<br />
Slag jumped up in the air as if the six inches of extra height would give him a<br />
better view down the street.<br />
“You go down to that store right there. Call the cops, and tell them you saw the<br />
guy that shot up the convenience store heading west on North 75 th ,” I said to Slag.<br />
“Then hang up, get in the car and wait for me. Do you understand? Call the cops, then<br />
wait for me in the car. Nothing else.”<br />
Slag jumped again, this time using my shoulder to gain an extra inch of vertical.<br />
“Slag!”<br />
Slag stopped hopping, looked at me and nodded before darting off toward the<br />
store.<br />
I set off after Susan. Briefly, very briefly, I thought about just letting her get herself<br />
shot. That would eliminate a big-ass bucket of problems for me. Unfortunately, I<br />
couldn’t quite bring myself to let it play out that way. She was like the mangy puppy<br />
that had followed you home. Even if you didn’t want the diseased mongrel around,<br />
putting it down was just that little bit too much.<br />
I walked after her, after them, moving as quickly as I could without running. I<br />
justified walking by convincing myself that running might spook him and it would<br />
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certainly draw unwanted attention to her, to them, but seriously, running twice in one<br />
day would probably kill me. It didn’t help that they kept speeding up. He was getting<br />
more agitated, frightened, frantic, darting across the busy street and recoiling from<br />
people like they were all flesh-eating ghouls selling fixed-term insurance packages.<br />
And Susan was stalking him, hunting him, walking faster to keep up, clearly focused<br />
on nothing but him.<br />
Several blocks down the road, just as he was starting to add shouting and<br />
muttering to his random little dashes, I caught up with her. When I grabbed Susan’s<br />
shoulder I saw it.<br />
Every person I looked at was Wan, chests erupting in an explosion of blood. But<br />
instead of dying they kept walking normally with an accusing look on their borrowed<br />
face.<br />
Susan pulled out of my grasp and kept after him.<br />
It took me a minute to shake off the gruesome vision I’d stumbled into when I<br />
touched her and catch her again.<br />
“Susan,” I said, this time ready for the image to hit me when I grabbed her.<br />
She pulled away.<br />
“Stop it,” I insisted.<br />
Susan glared at me for a second before turning back after him. I didn’t let her get<br />
away; two quick steps and I had her again, but it was too late. As she jerked her arm<br />
out of my hand and turned around, he ended it.<br />
You could literally see him snap. There was a visible, obvious transition from<br />
panic and terror to an unnatural calm. He stopped right in the centre of the last lane<br />
of traffic, stood still for a minute, then dove back toward the middle of the street.<br />
He threw himself under the front bumper of a bus, flinging his body like an Olympic<br />
swimmer shooting out of the blocks.<br />
The sound, wet-crunching and popping of bones with a meaty squishing splurt to<br />
it, was revolting.<br />
To Susan’s credit, I don’t think that was what she was trying to accomplish.<br />
It shocked the living shit out of her. She faded to a computer geek shade of pale,<br />
trembled a bit, then launched what was left of her toaster waffles onto the shoes of<br />
the first gawking vulture to flock to the mess. Susan’s second salvo caught him on<br />
the thigh.<br />
“Buck up, chick,” I said.<br />
Susan gave me a bit more of her well-practiced glare before spitting the dregs of<br />
vomit from her mouth.<br />
“Not so sweet, is it?” I said gruffly. “It should feel better, but it doesn’t. It doesn’t<br />
matter how much of a bastard it is. Chasing a murderer, exposing the embarrassing<br />
secrets of the playground bully — no matter how much they deserve it, doing it makes<br />
you feel like shit.”<br />
The look on Susan’s face was ugly, but for once she wasn’t glaring.<br />
“Come on,” I said, lifting her forcibly to her feet. “This mess needs some fixing.”<br />
It took her a minute before she could stand on her own, and another couple before<br />
she nodded.
Slag Fairmont — Psychic Zone Ranger<br />
“Sir,” I said to one of the gawking vultures chatting excitedly on his cell phone.<br />
“I’m Detective Lovenuts.” I flashed him a glance at the inside of my wallet.<br />
The vulture’s chatter stopped and he looked at me, giving me the slightest nod of<br />
acknowledgement, respectful, as if he had seen an actual badge.<br />
Good. Susan had it together enough to work with me.<br />
“My cell phone was damaged in the pursuit,” I said. “I need to borrow yours while<br />
Detective Nipples takes your statement.”<br />
He glanced at Susan, locked his eyes on her chest as he handed his phone to<br />
me. I hung up on the gawker’s buddy and dialed an occasionally sober reporter that<br />
disliked but did not quite despise me. The reporter was out of his chair by the end of<br />
my first sentence and on his way out of the parking lot by the time I had finished the<br />
details I wanted in the story.<br />
Handing the phone back to the vulture I said, “You said the suspect was shouting<br />
something about not being able to take the guilt of killing a man.”<br />
“No, I was…”<br />
The gawker recoiled, flinching like he had been bitchslapped.<br />
“You saw him run across the street.” I put my hand on Susan’s shoulder and as<br />
I spoke I could see the scene unfold in front of me, as if I were remembering it as I<br />
described it. It was so totally Obi-wan Kenobi. “He looked manic, insane and he was<br />
shouting something about being sorry he killed the shopkeeper.”<br />
A few seconds later the vulture nodded and said, “That’s about it.”<br />
“Given the importance of this case, I think it is vital that the media get this<br />
information as soon as possible,” I said. “Why don’t we go over those details one<br />
more time?”<br />
With Susan’s help, I had a good dozen witnesses chattering about all the right<br />
details by the time the first real cop arrived.<br />
“You look like secondhand crap,” I said as we walked back toward where we had<br />
left Slag. It wasn’t what I wanted to say, but I have never been one for doing things<br />
the easy way. “Does that glimpse thing take a lot out of you?”<br />
“Not really,” she said. “It’s harder to stop it than to use it.”<br />
A half block of silence later I finally just came out and said it.<br />
“You can stay at our place.”<br />
She just kept walking.<br />
“No strings, no obligations, you don’t have to work Slag for it…”<br />
“I like him,” she said.<br />
“Do you really think you can handle all his insanity?” I asked.<br />
“Probably not,” she said. “But I do like him.”<br />
I sighed. I wanted to believe that adding one more lunatic to the asylum was not<br />
that big of a deal, but I knew better.<br />
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The Knowledge of Angels<br />
by Kate Forsyth<br />
In that first convulsive heave<br />
as space and time catapult out<br />
and the fabric of the universe<br />
buckles and stretches — then life was quickened.<br />
Clumsily humans were made<br />
by hands unused to shaping,<br />
the seeds of growth and decay<br />
pressed deep into our clay<br />
so in panic we butt our heads<br />
against the walls of our mother’s womb,<br />
knowing to dust and ashes we return.<br />
Dangerous as wind-blown sparks<br />
the djinn were birthed in fire,<br />
the world kindling to their touch.<br />
In secret places they hide<br />
dry wells, ruined houses, cross-roads<br />
we only see the djinn in passing<br />
as willy-willies blow dust in our eyes.
Of radiance and shadows<br />
angels were made — wings translucent<br />
as dragonflies’, as iridescent<br />
with rainbows, as easily torn.<br />
When beauty stabs us through, bright<br />
and incandescent piercing,<br />
it is the touch of their wing.<br />
As we stumble in blindness,<br />
it is their light that shows the way,<br />
their shadow that consumes ours in death.<br />
Terrible is the knowledge of angels.<br />
The universe whirls with suns,<br />
shooting stars, black holes, a deep<br />
but dazzling distance. Darkness<br />
and brightness spin together,<br />
bliss and misery. In us all<br />
the bottomless pits, the blue heavens.<br />
In us all the chance to fall or fly.
Calling the Unicorn<br />
…<strong>Aliette</strong> de Bodard<br />
When Emily entered the rooms of Lady Agnes, there was a fire burning in the<br />
hearth, although it was the height of summer. The heat struck her like a physical<br />
blow, and she wondered how anyone could live in that sweltering atmosphere. She<br />
stood hesitantly on the threshold.<br />
Lady Agnes herself, seemingly unaffected by the temperature, was waiting for<br />
her by the chimney. Her face still held the beauty Lord Henry had married her<br />
for: lips as red as a lover’s rose, pearly skin over high cheekbones, and brown hair<br />
streaked through with highlights of red. She scrutinised Emily for a moment; not<br />
a muscle of her face moved. Then she gestured for her to enter.<br />
“So you are the king’s ward,” she said.<br />
Emily curtseyed. “Yes, my lady.”<br />
“I wish you would do not that. I am not so much older than you, or so much<br />
more respectable. I am the one who should curtsey.” But she did not. A bitter smile<br />
twisted a corner of her mouth. Lady Agnes gestured towards two chairs in the<br />
room, “You might as well sit down.”<br />
Emily sank into green velvet, found herself staring into the eyes of Lady Agnes,<br />
which were tawny, with flecks of green — not a shade she had ever seen in the<br />
court, but something that belonged in the wilderness under the trees. She did not<br />
know where to begin, could find no purchase in the other’s bland expression.<br />
Lady Agnes saved her the trouble by saying bluntly, “So they want you to catch<br />
a unicorn.”<br />
Emily nodded.<br />
“Who is the sick one? Your father? Your fiancé?” She was affecting not to know.<br />
As if the whole court had not been afire with the news for the past day. It was<br />
impossible to be that removed from the flow of events. Or was it?<br />
“My parents are both dead. It’s my brother… We know it was poison, but not<br />
who administered it or how. The physician says it is Devil’s Finger.”<br />
“And as the old wives say, ‘The ground horn of a unicorn is the surest antidote<br />
to all poisons.’ So they sent you to me.” Lady Agnes did not sound pleased at all.<br />
“You caught a unicorn once. I want to do the same, for my brother.”<br />
“I see. But you have your facts wrong, child. I never caught a unicorn. It was my<br />
sister who did, long before we both married in separate kingdoms, and thus parted<br />
ways.” Her voice was emotionless, as if her sister were long dead,.<br />
“But—”
Calling the Unicorn<br />
“Never fret, girl. It was long ago, in another land, in another time, and the tale<br />
grew mangled in the telling, no doubt. I was there when she caught it, though. I<br />
remember.” Her voice had softened. “It was the white of snow under a wintry sun. It<br />
came to the grove, moving as if to a music only it could hear, and knelt before her.<br />
And the king’s men held it down and sawed the horn from its forehead.” Her mouth<br />
curled in distaste.<br />
“What happened to the unicorn? Afterwards?”<br />
Lady Agnes looked surprised for a fleeting moment. Then she regained her contemptuous<br />
assurance. “It died. What else could happen to it, after what mattered<br />
most to it had been taken away?”<br />
“I thought—”<br />
“You never thought. Do you think your brother’s life worth that of the unicorn?”<br />
An odd question to ask. Determined to be as honest to the other as she was with<br />
herself, Emily said, “It would grieve me to see a unicorn killed, but my brother is<br />
dying, and I love him. He matters more to me than any beast. Will you help me?”<br />
“The king commands it,” Lady Agnes said, without joy. “Too much, perhaps. A<br />
unicorn is intelligent; it is no beast, to slaughter as you will. You dare decide who is<br />
to live between two creatures who were born equal in the eyes of God? Tell me, child:<br />
who appointed you judge of that? I pray that you learn the meaning of misplaced<br />
pride before it is too late.”<br />
My brother is dying, Emily screamed inwardly. Someone poisoned him and all I<br />
can do is watch. Don’t tell me what I have to do. Don’t patronise me .But she said<br />
nothing.<br />
“I will teach you the words of the spell, child. But know this: everything that will<br />
happen after you say it is none of my responsibility.”<br />
“It is my own life.”<br />
“No,” Lady Agnes snapped. “There is much more than your life at stake, you foolish<br />
girl. But, like my sister, you will only understand it when it is too late.”<br />
“Then tell me what I should do instead.”<br />
Lady Agnes smiled mirthlessly. “I did try, once. Do you think you are the only one<br />
to come to me for this purpose? She did not believe me. You would not either. In your<br />
heart of hearts you have already chosen.”<br />
“Tell me.”<br />
“Why should I?” Lady Agnes said. “I have stopped to care for anything or anyone.<br />
Even my own kin are alien to me: they let me go without a word, and have not<br />
inquired about me since I left them. I owe them nothing. I owe nothing to anyone.<br />
Let the world take care of its own foolishness. Make your own choices, girl. At least<br />
you will have more than I was ever given.”<br />
In the evening, Emily went to see her brother. She found him awake, staring at the<br />
ceiling. His face held the pallor of death; his legs, now paralysed by the poison, lay in<br />
an unnatural position on the bed.<br />
“Alexander?” she asked.<br />
“Yes,” he whispered. He stared at her for a while. “So you’ve seen her.”<br />
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“Yes.” She sat by his side. Devil’s Finger. A slow poison, the physician had said. It<br />
would take at least three more days before the numbness reached the heart and stilled<br />
its beat forever. He was dying. It is unfair, she thought, but she knew this would not<br />
purge the poison from his body.<br />
“What does she say?”<br />
“She taught me the spell. I don’t know whether I will have the courage to use it.”<br />
“You’re my sister. Courage runs in the family.”<br />
She shrugged, trying to feel more comfortable than she really was. “I— I’ve done<br />
what the king said I should do. Everything will be fine.” She could tell by his face that<br />
he didn’t believe her, that he knew exactly the depths of her uncertainty.<br />
You foolish girl, Lady Agnes had said. Who appointed you judge of who should die?<br />
I have no choice, she thought. I can’t let him die. I can’t.<br />
Alexander coughed again. “She’s an odd one, you know. Lady Agnes. She holds<br />
herself like a queen, but they say that the way she acts, one would think she had been<br />
raised in a tower in the middle of the forest.”<br />
Emily considered the words. Lady Agnes frightened her, but she also felt a strange<br />
kinship for her. It must not have been easy to be a stranger at court, where only your<br />
husband was a familiar face.<br />
The long speech appeared to have exhausted Alexander; he sank back into his<br />
pillows. He did not speak, and neither did Emily. After a while she rose, and blew the<br />
lamp by the side of the bed. “Sleep well, brother.” Her voice was shaking.<br />
At dawn Emily sat in the grove. She had an escort of king’s men — for bringing<br />
the beast down, one of them had said, and Emily had felt a strange hollow in the pit<br />
of her stomach that would not go away. The king had brought a handful of nobles,<br />
among whom was Lady Agnes. She was dressed too warmly for the balmy weather;<br />
she had no attendant in evidence. Alexander was right: she was an odd one.<br />
The grove was within walking distance of the palace. Emily had never been there.<br />
But it was a place of beauty: the slender, bare trunks of aspen trees rising around<br />
her, the sunlight filtered through the foliage into dazzling patches like mirrors on the<br />
grass, and the stump of polished red wood on which she sat, trying to slow the hammering<br />
of her heart against her ribs. And, in her ears, the voice of the wind, rising<br />
through the branches until it seemed each shaking leaf was whispering her name.<br />
Emily. Emily. This is madness.<br />
She shook her head. I do what needs to be done. The wood beneath her was as<br />
cold as the embrace of the sea to a drowning man.<br />
No. She couldn’t afford to doubt now. She needed to focus on the spell; to remember<br />
the words, and the arcane tune. She started singing, at first in a low voice, and<br />
then louder as she gained assurance.<br />
Come hither, sister, come to me.<br />
From the depths of the forest I call you<br />
I, your equal,<br />
I, your sister in spirit,<br />
I, who, like you, have never known a man’s touch on my flesh,<br />
I, whom no-one has ever owned,
Calling the Unicorn<br />
I call.<br />
Come hither, sister, come to me.<br />
She sang the words, over and over. At first she thought that Lady Agnes had<br />
been wrong. She felt her cheeks redden with shame that she should have believed<br />
children’s tales. But gradually she heard a second voice weave itself within her song.<br />
It spoke no words; the more she tried to focus on it the more it fled from her. She<br />
let it wash against her own voice, felt its presence grow until her mind was filled to<br />
bursting with it.<br />
And the unicorn came. Slowly it stepped from the depths of the wood before her<br />
eyes. All Emily could see was the glossy radiance of its coat, shining like a fallen star<br />
in the shadow of the trees; the sound of its hooves filled her chest to bursting.<br />
It reached her. Knelt before her with the tip of its horn in her lap. And, in that split<br />
second before the king’s men leapt forward, Emily looked into its eyes, and saw. Saw<br />
the tawny pupils, with flecks of green, the same distant expression. Knew, beyond<br />
reason, beyond logic, that they were the eyes of Lady Agnes.<br />
What happened to the unicorn?<br />
It died, child. What else could happen, after what mattered most to it had been<br />
taken away?<br />
It didn’t die. It changed. And the tale grew mangled in the telling.<br />
“I’m so sorry,” she said, aloud, as the guards pinned the unicorn to the ground.<br />
She was not looking at them, not even when they started sawing the horn from its<br />
forehead. Her gaze was locked on Lady Agnes’s face, which held a grim, triumphant<br />
smile. Do you see, now? the other asked, silently.<br />
I see, Emily thought, but it was too late. For everything there is a price to pay.<br />
I pray that you learn the meaning of misplaced pride before it is too late.<br />
“Your horn, my lady,” the captain of the guards said, slipping something warm in<br />
her hand. She heard him gasp audibly. “What in God’s name is that?”<br />
She did not move. Only when the clearing around her erupted once more in a<br />
frenzy of movement did she turn. Still holding the horn, she pushed aside the guards<br />
as if they were no more than men of straw, and put her arms around what had been<br />
the unicorn.<br />
The eyes of a girl with a heart-shaped face stared up at her, frozen in shock. Later<br />
would come resentment; later would come bitterness, along with the cold that would<br />
never die, not even in the heat of summer.<br />
“Don’t worry,” Emily whispered. “I’ll take care of you.”<br />
Emily rose, holding the other against her. The girl’s hand in hers was as small as<br />
that of a child; she let Emily guide her away from the bloody log without resistance,<br />
as if her will had deserted her with the removal of her horn, and her transformation<br />
to this strange, unfamiliar body.<br />
“Come, sister,” Emily said.<br />
They walked out of the clearing through a sea of frozen faces. Emily obstinately<br />
kept her eyes on the palace ahead, kept her thoughts on an image of her brother rising<br />
whole from his bed. But still she heard the wordless song of the unicorn in her<br />
mind. And she knew that she would never stop hearing it for as long as she lived. A<br />
penance for my sins, she thought. For my pride.<br />
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Head in the Clouds<br />
…Hayley Griffin<br />
Prince Rupert pulled sharply on the reins as he approached the tower. After<br />
dismounting, he checked his teeth in his men’s pocket mirror and bellowed,<br />
“Princess, oh Princess Lucinda, your ordeal is over, where are you, princess?”<br />
He was clearing his throat in preparation for further exertion of his vocal cords,<br />
when a figure leaned out of the tower window.<br />
“Oh my princess,” Rupert gushed, his pupils dilating at the sight of her long<br />
golden hair billowing in the breeze, “I thought you did not answer because some<br />
other suitor had visited your tower before I.”<br />
“No, no it’s not that,” said Princess Lucinda, frowning down at him from her<br />
tower. “I was just treasuring the silence.”<br />
“Oh…well…um, sorry to interrupt, but I’ve— I’ve come to rescue you.”<br />
“Rescue me?”<br />
“Ah, yes, you know…this is the part where you let down your hair, I climb up<br />
the tower, release you from your prison and…and we both ride off into the sunset<br />
together.”<br />
“My hair? You want to climb up it?”<br />
“Ah…that’s right.”<br />
“Didn’t you think to bring your own abseiling equipment?”<br />
“Um…well…no, I— I guess not.”<br />
“Oh.”<br />
“Is it…not a convenient time, Princess? Should I come back later perhaps?”<br />
“Well, your timing isn’t the best. Like I said, I was enjoying the silence — until<br />
you arrived rather noisily of course — but no, I, um, well I don’t think any intervention<br />
on your behalf will be necessary.” She curled a long blonde strand of hair<br />
around her finger.<br />
“Pardon?”<br />
“Thanks so much for thinking of me, but I don’t particularly want to be rescued.”<br />
“But you have been imprisoned against your will in a tower by an evil witch,<br />
have you not?”<br />
“Well, sort of. It was looking that way to start with, but now that I’ve got over<br />
the initial shock of having a flour sack thrown over my head and being abducted<br />
at knife point, I’ve had a chance to get a new perspective on things.”
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“How so, Princess?”<br />
“Well, for starters, the view from up here is fantastic. I can see for miles. The sunsets<br />
are just heavenly. And I’ve never been a morning person, but now I know why.<br />
These days I’m woken by birds chirping and flitting daintily through the treetops, not<br />
by Father booming down the corridor, complaining as always that the cook’s food has<br />
made him constipated. You know, I’m surprised he hasn’t cut her head off yet.”<br />
“Actually, I um…I believe he has.”<br />
“Really?”<br />
“Yes, whacked it off last Wednesday. Apparently the dumplings were too salty.”<br />
“Oh. Golly. Guess I miss out on all the gossip up here…but I think I can manage<br />
without it. Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, the benefits of my new lifestyle. Table manners<br />
are entirely up to my discretion. If I want to burp I can, and if I want to let sweet,<br />
sugary syrup run down my chin, I can do that too.<br />
“And I’ve discovered that those dizzy spells I’ve been prone to ever since I can<br />
remember aren’t a natural disposition. It was just that my frightful corset was too tight<br />
— never again I tell you, never again. Now I’m free to dress as I please…or undress, if<br />
I feel the urge. Nudity brings with it a whole new freedom. I guess you could say that<br />
for the first time in my life, I’ve really been able to let my hair down.”<br />
The prince pulled a handkerchief from the pocket of his velvet pantaloons and<br />
pressed it to his brow.<br />
“Are you all right down there? You look a little…flushed.”<br />
“Yes, Princess.”<br />
“Good to know. So, as you can see, I’m enjoying the benefits of my new home.”<br />
“But Princess…you— you can’t stay here.”<br />
“Why ever not?”<br />
“Because…because…well, for one thing, it would be such a momentous crime if<br />
your loyal subjects could no longer gaze upon your exquisite beauty.”<br />
“They’ll get over it.”<br />
“But surely you must miss being…admired?”<br />
“You mean — perved at?”<br />
“Ah…”<br />
“Being a beautiful maiden is all very well, but I don’t think anyone really understands<br />
how time consuming it is, all the manicures, pedicures and having to sleep<br />
with rags in my hair… Then there’s the preoccupation with making sure my cleavage<br />
looks its best… And presentation isn’t the only burden. It’s so tedious having to bat<br />
my eyelids, smile coyly, and pretend that I’m interested in what my many suitors have<br />
to say. They do tend to prattle on. And it’s always the same old stories; how many<br />
dragons they’ve slain lately, how many poor defenceless villages they’ve conquered.<br />
“Now that I’ve been away from the castle for a while, I’ve discovered that a break<br />
from the monotony was just what I needed. I never realised how much my family<br />
really get on my nerves. The way Father’s nose whines with every breath…and that<br />
disgusting habit he has of sitting on the throne with his legs thrust wide apart, I mean,<br />
ick, why has no one ever told him about that before?”<br />
“Could it be because he has the power to behead people at random?”
Head in the Clouds<br />
“Ah yes…that might be it. But anyway, back to my annoying family. No longer do<br />
I have to put up with Mother lecturing me on the duties of being a lady, or for that<br />
matter, nagging me to stop biting my nails. And I don’t have to endure the company<br />
of my foul-mouthed gluttonous brothers anymore. And let’s not forget the endless<br />
rituals. How many times a day can a person ‘take tea’? I mean really.”<br />
“But…but surely you must miss your friends?”<br />
“Those sycophants? I know they were mocking me behind my back. Amara is more<br />
of a friend than they could ever be.”<br />
“Amara?”<br />
“The witch. She’s actually kinda nice once you really get to know her. We’re all so<br />
eager to cling to stereotypes, aren’t we, assuming that just because she’s a witch who<br />
does evil things that she must be, well, evil. What I really mean to say is that she has<br />
her good points. Like a wicked sense of humour, for example. Oh, the laughs we’ve<br />
had. Good gracious. And she’s really helped me to grow as a person, to discover who<br />
I am and what I can be.”<br />
“By kidnapping you?”<br />
“Well, yes, her methods are a little unorthodox, but as a consequence I have seen<br />
both sides of her personality. I know she’s not pretending to be something she isn’t.<br />
Plus she’s also a fabulous cook. Her date and ginger loaf is to die for. And I even<br />
requested that she add a few of my favourites to the menu, and she graciously agreed,<br />
so now I get chocolate self-saucing pudding for dessert every Tuesday and Saturday.<br />
And there’s always plenty of fresh fruit to snack on. She’s the perfect host. You could<br />
say she’s cast a spell on me.”<br />
“So it would seem.”<br />
“And the tower is very homely. She’s furnished it with beautiful things. It’s like<br />
it’s been tailor-made for me. And she was even kind enough to order in my favourite<br />
shampoo. How thoughtful is that?” She giggled. “I thought I was afraid of heights<br />
until I actually gave it a go. Now I think living down there at ground level is just so<br />
terribly dull. I’d rather have my head in the clouds any day.”<br />
“But—”<br />
“Obviously, it’s a lot smaller than the palace, but I don’t think of it as cramped<br />
— probably because I don’t have to share it with anyone. What more could a girl ask<br />
for? Of course, having to empty my own chamber pot has taken a bit of getting used<br />
to, but one has to make some sacrifices, I guess…”<br />
The prince stepped back a few feet, away from the base of the tower, and discreetly<br />
inspected the soles of his winkle-pickers.<br />
“We’re actually in talks at the moment about adding a trap door and a deck so I<br />
can plant my own garden up on the roof, and it’s looking promising that I’ll get the<br />
go ahead… Ahhhh, the thought of spending summer nights gazing up at the stars<br />
surrounded by pretty blooms… Sounds delightful, wouldn’t you agree?”<br />
“Indeed…bu—”<br />
“And at some stage I’ll raise the chamber pot issue with her, but although my own<br />
handmaiden would be a treat for sure, I don’t want to be too demanding — it’s not<br />
good to take advantage of one’s friends, is it? Living up here has definitely taught<br />
me the virtue of patience. I think my temperament has improved dramatically. I don’t<br />
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yell anymore, probably because there’s no one to yell at, and nothing to yell about.<br />
Instead I find myself singing a lot, along with the birds. I just can’t help myself.”<br />
“So it would seem.”<br />
“You said that before.” She scowled at him, twisting her hair back into a bun.<br />
“Did I, Princess?”<br />
“Yes, and I’m not sure I like your tone.”<br />
“Ah, well…”<br />
“It seems you are a little resentful of my lifestyle choices?”<br />
“It’s just that I— I came here to rescue you…”<br />
“I do recall you mentioning that, but as I believe I’ve already explained, being ‘rescued’<br />
isn’t something I care for. If I change my mind, you will be the first to know.”<br />
“So there’s nothing I can do to persuade you to ride off into the sunset with me<br />
then?” He flashed her a full teeth, Prince Charming smile and gestured towards the<br />
horizon.<br />
“I get a better view from up here. Besides, riding has never really been my<br />
thing.”<br />
“Well, Princess,” he raised his eyebrows, “might I suggest that it’s not the riding<br />
itself that has been the problem, but more who you’ve been riding with? Maybe if you<br />
were to ride with me…”<br />
“No, it’s not that, I just don’t think it’s very nice for a beautiful creature like that<br />
adorable horse of yours, to have one — let alone two — humans sitting on its back.<br />
Seems a bit demeaning to me.”<br />
“Oh…well…ah…we don’t have to go out. We could stay in…”<br />
“You mean, you want to…to come up here?”<br />
“W— why, what a splendid idea, Princess. How thoughtful of you to suggest it.”<br />
“I wasn’t actually. I’m sure you’re a very charming prince, Prince…what is your<br />
name?”<br />
“Prince Rupert of Armadillo.”<br />
“Well, Prince Rupert of Armadillo, I’m not really looking to make any new friends<br />
at this point in time, and besides, if I invite you up, I’d have to do the same to other<br />
visitors, now wouldn’t I?”<br />
“It could be our little secret…”<br />
“At the risk of repeating myself, I’m kinda enjoying my own space at the<br />
moment.”<br />
“But won’t you get lonely, Princess?”<br />
“With Amara, the birds, and a dear little mouse who pops in for date and ginger<br />
loaf leftovers every supper time to keep me company? I think not.”<br />
“I see.”<br />
“Nothing personal.”<br />
“Of course.”<br />
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some alone time to catch up on.”<br />
“Yes, Princess,” he sighed. “I um…I understand. Is there anything I can do for you<br />
before I go?”<br />
“There is one thing…”<br />
“Yes, Princess?”
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“If you could try to leave quietly, that would be much appreciated.”<br />
“I— if you’re sure that’s what you want…”<br />
“Oh yes. I’m sure.”<br />
“Any messages?”<br />
“Nope.”<br />
“But, Princess…what shall I tell your father? He’s expecting me to return triumphant<br />
with his daughter straddled across my loyal steed…”<br />
“Just tell him I said hi.”<br />
“Shall I um…shall I also mention that it would upset you terribly if he were to<br />
have me beheaded for not rescuing you from your tower, perhaps?”<br />
“If you like.”<br />
“I will forever be in your debt, your highness.”<br />
“That’s nice.”<br />
“Then I bid you farewell, sweet maiden, and wish you all the best for your…your<br />
life of isolation.”<br />
“Why, thank you.”<br />
“I hope that one day our paths will cross in more favourable—”<br />
“Now might be a good time to implement that leaving quietly request we discussed<br />
earlier.” Lucinda walked away from the window.<br />
“Y— yes, Princess,” Rupert whispered. He climbed up onto his horse and rode off<br />
into the fading sunset.<br />
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Road to Recovery<br />
…Timothy Mulcahy<br />
Arnie Campbell woke. The room was still dark but that didn’t mean anything. His<br />
hair was soaked; sweat covered his pillow and sheet. The light blanket was rolled<br />
in a ball and pushed over to the left side of his bed, where his wife used to sleep.<br />
“Clear windows,” he said. He sat up. Pulling his head from the pillow’s well,<br />
individual hairs clung to the fabric. Despite the heat, he felt a chill.<br />
The windows cleared. As he feared it was still dark. A full yellow moon showed<br />
through his window, bathing the room with a shadowy light.<br />
“Your shake is ready,” the Scheduler inside his head said. “Please drink<br />
immediately, three minutes before solidification.”<br />
“I need to take a shower.”<br />
“Five minutes allocated to personal hygiene, downloading appointments now.”<br />
Campbell grabbed the breakfast shake on his way to the bathroom. He took a<br />
sip, leaving a brown mustache above his lip. “When’s my first appointment?”<br />
“6:00am, Brian Ruggierrio of Enricon Magnetic Devices.”<br />
Arnie Campbell was a divorced, overweight salesman trying to keep up with the<br />
world in a never ending quest to get himself back on top.<br />
After his first nervous breakdown, Arnie took a pretty nasty fall, losing his job<br />
and then his wife. After eight weeks of recuperative institutionalization, even his<br />
dog took off. That was the last straw. Disloyal little prick.<br />
He had to be honest with himself. Shanty wasn’t really his pet, more like a<br />
roommate. After Arnie plugged himself into the center, he couldn’t really blame<br />
the dog for bailing. He probably would have bailed himself had the situation been<br />
reversed.<br />
The liquid slid down his throat as water streamed over his body. Small rivulets<br />
formed between the folds of fat that grew during his time in the clinic. The water<br />
had a mix of solvent that took away body oils and dirt, giving Arnie a moment to<br />
savor his breakfast.<br />
It was a brief moment. “Ten seconds to solidification,” the glass announced.<br />
“No.”<br />
“Nine.”<br />
“It’s not fair.”<br />
“Eight.”
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“Shit,” Arnie drank with increased earnestness but he knew it was too late. The<br />
shower stopped just as his shake solidified. A brown wafer, in the shape of the bottom<br />
of the glass, formed and fell, hitting him in the face.<br />
There was no point complaining. Arnie had to lose weight. He grabbed the wafer<br />
out of the glass and took a bite of it as a warm breeze dried him.<br />
By the time he got back to his bedroom, his bed was made and there was a single<br />
piece, navy blue, power suit laid out waiting for him. It was one of the magics of the<br />
late 21 st century. Arnie never saw how his bed got made or his clothes put out. They<br />
were always there.<br />
“You have fifteen minutes till your first appointment,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“Okay, okay.” Arnie held the wafer in his mouth as he put on his clothes.<br />
“Morning news briefing, you want video or audio?” the Scheduler asked.<br />
“Audio,” Arnie said. He put on his shorts and shirt.<br />
“Four deaths overnight, three to domestic violence, one suicide. Details?”<br />
“No.”<br />
“Market indicators are up. Consensus explanation is increased productivity and<br />
reduced overhead. Details?”<br />
Arnie thought about that one for a second. It might be relevant. He decided he<br />
didn’t have time. Maybe I’ll catch it later. “No.”<br />
“Comet C/2077 T22, a long period comet is expected to make a close approach<br />
to Earth. Details?”<br />
“No.” Arnie wondered how that one got past his filter. He could care less about<br />
astronomy.<br />
“In addition, you have five calls, three identified as urgent,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“I’ll get them later.” Within five minutes he was out the door. Despite the shower,<br />
he was already sweating.<br />
The doors to the subway almost got him. They closed just as he stepped on. Even<br />
though the safety mechanism would have caused the doors to open again, the five<br />
second delay would have been intolerable to the hundred or so other people on the<br />
train who would look up from their schedules or papers all annoyed.<br />
And it wouldn’t be the first time. Arnie seemed to be always in catch-up mode,<br />
always behind the curve. The regulars on the train knew this. He couldn’t bear to see<br />
them shake their heads again before looking down at their work. “Congratulations,”<br />
a woman said from the other side of the car.<br />
“Hallelujah,” said the man standing next to her. Both were regulars on the train<br />
and both had been subjected to Arnie-induced delays.<br />
Arnie flashed both of them his best dirty look but couldn’t hold it. He was<br />
distracted. From the instant he entered the train he was bombarded by motion<br />
billboards and holographic images. There was a sexy woman wearing a tight fitting<br />
red dress. She had black hair and blue eyes and she almost looked real. Arnie was<br />
fooled for a second and actually smiled at her.<br />
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Then the woman walked right through him, still carrying the make-up she was<br />
selling. A woman standing behind him stopped the holographic image to get a closer<br />
look at some eye shadow. Arnie thought he recognized the model.<br />
Letters flashed in front of his eyes, generated from his mind, or at least from the<br />
Scheduler implanted there.<br />
The day’s events flashed in front of him. “You have a time compression warning<br />
for 2:00pm,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“What do you mean?” Arnie said aloud, drawing dirty looks from other passengers<br />
intent on their own schedulers.<br />
“Insufficient time for travel between appointments. Current estimates indicate you<br />
will be ten minutes late for your three o’clock.”<br />
“Can you warn Fibrinogen Industries that I’ll be late?” Arnie asked.<br />
“Suggest you reconsider, eighty percent chance they will cancel.”<br />
“Shit,” Arnie said, aloud again. This time, even the holographic model turned to<br />
give him a dirty look.<br />
“What about my one?”<br />
“Could be moved back to twelve but you’ll be forced to cancel lunch with your<br />
daughter.”<br />
“I can’t do that.”<br />
“You must, schedule prioritization protocols require business ahead of pleasure.<br />
Should I notify her scheduler?”<br />
“No, I’ll call.”<br />
“You don’t have time.”<br />
“What do you—”<br />
“Incoming newsflash.”<br />
Arnie exhaled. He could feel his neck start to tighten as the data wave broke over<br />
him. It was one the tricks therapy taught him. He used to tighten up, brace for impact<br />
of a sort. It was the wrong thing to do. During therapy he learned to relax and take<br />
data waves as they rolled in.<br />
There was a murder outside of the 83rd Street Station; a woman flipped and killed<br />
a restroom attendant with a plastic fork. There was more. Chordate Pharmaceuticals<br />
had just announced that its CFO resigned under a cloud of scandal. There were<br />
allegations that she stole more than twenty-two billion from the corporate coffers<br />
and cooked the books to make it look like there was even more money in the<br />
company to compensate. Arnie made a mental note not to schedule an appointment<br />
with Chordate.<br />
Then there was the mass suicide at Harbinger Financial. The shrinks were calling<br />
it suicide contagion. One employee snaps and kills him or herself right in front of his<br />
or her coworkers. Then, the trauma of watching the suicide causes the rest of the<br />
employees to off themselves. It was the latest thing in high pressure employment.<br />
“Lucky I work alone,” Arnie said.<br />
“What?” a woman next to him said. She looked up, annoyed.<br />
Arnie saw the data flow in front of her face for just an instant before it collapsed.<br />
“Sorry, I was talking to myself.”
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“You should be more considerate,” she said. She turned back, her data redisplaying<br />
in front of her. Arnie noted her heft and pale complexion and wondered if he looked<br />
as unhealthy as she did.<br />
The train got to the 92nd Street Station, bypassing the 83rd because of the<br />
murder. Arnie got out and ran up the stairs to street level. He would have to back<br />
track to 85th.<br />
Arnie got to his 6 am five minutes early. Even as he walked in, he had messages<br />
flowing in.<br />
“Arnie Campbell to see—”<br />
“Call from Adrian Fisk,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“Take a message.”<br />
“What?” the receptionist asked.<br />
“Sorry, I’m talking to the Scheduler,” Arnie said.<br />
“Who shall I say is calling?” the receptionist asked.<br />
“Arnie Campbell.”<br />
“To see?”<br />
“Adrian Fisk.”<br />
“Who?”<br />
“Adrian…oh sorry, that’s the call, I’m here to see Brian Ruggierrio.<br />
“Just a moment,” the receptionist said.<br />
Sweat was beginning to form on Arnie’s forehead and in the two indentations of<br />
his receding hairline. As he walked back to some overstuffed couches to sit down, he<br />
pulled a handkerchief and wiped his head.<br />
He mumbled to himself as he walked. To the casual listener, they sounded like the<br />
ravings of a schizophrenic. In fact Arnie was repeating a Zen Koan. It was a relaxation<br />
technique he got at therapy.<br />
The reception area was gray and purple, the carpeting being gray and the furniture<br />
being purple. Arnie had no clue what the effect the furniture was meant to have. It<br />
didn’t matter. He didn’t have a chance to sit. A call came in. It was his daughter.<br />
At that same instant, Brian Ruggierrio came walking into the reception are, smile<br />
on his face, right hand extended.<br />
“Daddy?”<br />
“Just a minute, sweetie.”<br />
“Arnie Campbell.” Arnie took Ruggierrio’s hand.<br />
“Brian Ruggierrio.”<br />
“Daddy.”<br />
“Just one second, honey.”<br />
“Pardon?” Ruggierrio asked.<br />
“Oh, sorry, it’s my daughter.”<br />
“Is this not a good time?” Ruggierrio asked, obviously annoyed.<br />
“No, fine. Look, honey, I’m in a meeting. I’ll call you back.”<br />
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“Daddy, I—” The Scheduler cut her off.<br />
“Sorry,” Arnie said again. The two men walked back to Ruggierrio’s office.<br />
Arnie grabbed Ruggierrio’s hand for the third time as he opened the office door.<br />
He was positively bouncing. It was the largest order he ever got. “Delivery will be in<br />
three weeks,” Arnie said as he shook Ruggierrio’s hand in parting.<br />
The receptionist caught some of Arnie’s transitory happiness and was smiling at<br />
him. He thought about asking her to lunch.<br />
Lunch, he thought. Shit. He called his daughter. There was a message waiting for<br />
him. “How dare you cut me off like that? I’m not talking to you ever again.”<br />
“Leave a message,” Arnie said.<br />
“Site not accepting,” the Scheduler responded.<br />
“Can’t you bypass?”<br />
“Not possible. You have a call coming in from Ms. Crandall.” Louise Crandall was<br />
the regional manager and Arnie’s boss. He had to take the call.<br />
“Yes?”<br />
“I just heard, great news.”<br />
“Thanks,” Arnie said.<br />
“You’re coming back, Arnie. I knew you had it in you.”<br />
“Thanks,” Arnie said again.<br />
“I’ve taken the liberty of scheduling another two sales calls.”<br />
“Really, when?” Arnie was smiling, already spending the additional commissions<br />
he would earn.<br />
“Ergo Industries at 11:30a.m. and Blameworthy Forest Products at 1:00.”<br />
“Time compression and conflict warning,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“Hold on, I may have a conflict,” Arnie said. “What?”<br />
“Lunch with your daughter and a two o’clock with Branella Pharmaceuticals.”<br />
“I have conflicts,” Arnie told Louise.<br />
“Business or personal?”<br />
“One of each.”<br />
“Whose the business conflict with?”<br />
“Branella.”<br />
“Cancel your personal and blow off Branella,” Louise said.<br />
“Blow off Branella? Hal Condroiton is a long time customer.”<br />
“Don’t care, it’s a ‘C’ customer, these two are high order potentials. Like I said<br />
Arnie, you’re on your way.”<br />
“But Louise, Hal’s a friend.”<br />
Arnie heard a sigh over the comm. line. Shit, I’m blowing it, he thought.<br />
“Okay, I’ll have Frankie O’Brien handle your Branella call.”<br />
“But Frankie’s just out of college. He doesn’t—”<br />
“What’s wrong with you Arnie? It’s about the money. Don’t you want the bigger<br />
orders?”
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“I guess.”<br />
“Good, take these calls, let me know how you do.” Louise broke the connection<br />
before Arnie could say anything.<br />
Arnie grabbed the door to the office. That’s when the Scheduler spoke up. “You<br />
have eleven messages, seven marked as urgent. Three were repeat calls from this<br />
morning.”<br />
“I’ll return them later,” Arnie said. About half way down the corridor he realized<br />
he never talked to his daughter. His heart started racing again.<br />
By 12:30, Arnie finished the meeting with Ergo. It had gone well. He felt pretty<br />
good about it and expected an order in a future meeting.<br />
Arnie was hungry. He had just enough time to grab some street meat before his<br />
one o’clock.<br />
The Scheduler dinged. “Incoming message.”<br />
“I’ll take it live,” Arnie said.<br />
“It’s message only. It’s your daughter.” There was a second delay before the<br />
Scheduler played back the message.<br />
“Daddy, it’s Jenna, I’m at the restaurant. Where are you?”<br />
“What time did this come in?” Arnie asked.<br />
“Twelve fifteen.”<br />
“Why didn’t you buzz me?”<br />
“You were in a meeting. You have a call coming in.”<br />
Arnie’s shoulder’s tightened up. “From who?”<br />
“Your daughter.”<br />
“Jenna—”<br />
“Where are you?”<br />
“I’m sorry, honey, I had a meeting.”<br />
“I’m sitting here like a jerk. You didn’t even bother contacting me, how typical.<br />
Mom was right to dump—”<br />
“You weren’t taking messages.”<br />
“It’s always some excuse with you. I’ve had it.” Jenna hung up before Arnie could<br />
say anything.<br />
“Re-establish connection.”<br />
“She’s not accepting,” the Scheduler said.<br />
Arnie felt a drip of sweat break loose from his armpit hairs and work its way down<br />
his side, towards his belt. It got about half way before it was absorbed by his suit.<br />
Soon it was followed by others.<br />
“Anyplace nearby to grab some lunch?” Arnie asked his Scheduler.<br />
“Yogurt vendor on the corner of Fifth and Yolanda.”<br />
“Anyplace to grab a hotdog or hamburger?”<br />
“You’re not cleared for those, it would exceed your allowed calorie intake.”<br />
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“Damn,” Arnie said to himself. When he got out of the nut house, he was put on a<br />
strict diet. The counselors went out of their way to inform Arnie that half his problems<br />
were because he was overweight, which seemed odd, given the fact that he gained<br />
most of the weight while in therapy.<br />
The elevator doors opened. Arnie stepped on. There was a gorgeous woman on it.<br />
She looked familiar. Arnie smiled at her. She ignored him, turning away.<br />
About halfway down to the lobby, Arnie remembered where he saw the woman.<br />
She was the holographic image on the subway. Arnie looked at the woman and<br />
smiled. “I’ve seen you before,” he said.<br />
The woman looked down at her feet. “I’m not surprised,” she said.<br />
“On the subway,” Arnie said.<br />
“Yeah, I do ads,” she said. Her arms were folded in front of her. She turned her<br />
body away from Arnie’s.<br />
“Who are you?”<br />
The woman looked up at the ceiling. She exhaled explosively through her nose<br />
before turning to look at Arnie. “My name’s Dani Haynes, I’m a model, all right?”<br />
“Jesus, take it easy. I’m just trying to make polite conversation.”<br />
“I’m sick of you assholes hitting on me—”<br />
“Wait a minute, nobody’s hitting on you,” Arnie said. “I just said I saw you in the<br />
subway, that’s all. Jesus, you can’t talk to anyone anymore.”<br />
She seemed to soften a little bit. “Sorry.” The elevator reached the lobby and the<br />
doors opened. “Bye,” she said.<br />
Arnie followed her out. He couldn’t help but admire her butt as she walked toward<br />
the front door.<br />
“Midday news update,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“Go ahead.”<br />
“Markets down sharply, no explanation.”<br />
“Okay.”<br />
“Mass panic in Central Asia, again no explanation.”<br />
“What’s going on?” Arnie wondered.<br />
“According to NASA Comet C/2177 T22 will pass close enough to Earth that it will<br />
be visible during the day. You should be able to see it in the northeastern sky.”<br />
“How is this getting past my filter?” Arnie asked.<br />
“Don’t know,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“How could you not know?”<br />
“Eat your yogurt, you’ll be late for your one o’clock,” the Scheduler said.<br />
If Arnie didn’t know better, he could swear the Scheduler sounded a bit testy.<br />
“And you have twenty-two new messages, fourteen marked as urgent, one<br />
threatened to hack past my security if you didn’t call her back and six more<br />
repeats.”<br />
“I’ll get them later.”
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The meeting with Blameworthy didn’t go well at all. The customer was expecting<br />
someone else and no one bothered telling him that Arnie would be coming. Not only<br />
didn’t he get the order but was told that Blameworthy would probably be doing<br />
business with another company in the future.<br />
Arnie stepped on to the street. The sky seemed brighter than normal, almost<br />
white.<br />
“You have thirty six calls,” the Scheduler said. Fifteen are marked urgent. Your<br />
dinner with Hal Condroiton has been cancelled, no explanation.”<br />
“Anything else?”<br />
“Yes, you have a message from your daughter, she says she never wants to see<br />
you again.”<br />
Arnie sagged. “Anything else?”<br />
“Your ex-wife called. She wants to know what you did to make your daughter so<br />
upset.”<br />
“Fine, anything else?”<br />
“You know that comet.”<br />
“The one you kept bugging me about?”<br />
“That’s the one.”<br />
“What about it?” Arnie asked.<br />
“It looks like it’s going to pass way closer to Earth than originally thought.”<br />
“How close?”<br />
“It’s going to hit.”<br />
“Bad?”<br />
“Pretty much the end of everything,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“When?”<br />
“In about fifteen minutes.”<br />
“From now?”<br />
“From now. You also have forty new messages.”<br />
“Do I have to go to work tomorrow?”<br />
“Probably not,” the Scheduler said.<br />
“Good.” Arnie looked up at the comet. The muscles in his shoulder relaxed, then<br />
he slouched before sitting down on a nearby bench. He slowly exhaled as he stared at<br />
the growing yellow orb in the sky. It was the first time he relaxed all day.<br />
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Demons of Fear<br />
…Jennifer Fallon<br />
Plastic chairs. The aroma of unfulfilled dreams. These are the things I remember<br />
most about the place. It’s a charred ruin now, but every time I pass the old women’s<br />
shelter, that is what leaps to mind: plastic chairs and the smell of unfulfilled<br />
dreams.<br />
The chairs were always in a circle. There was some sound psychological premise<br />
for the arrangement. Something about nobody feeling left out. Some odd scrap of<br />
Freudian logic left over from the days of King Arthur. It’s an illusion, of course.<br />
Ask any junior manager facing the CEO across a round boardroom table where the<br />
power lies. Power moves with the person. It doesn’t matter where you sit.<br />
I went there to conquer my fear. Not the ordinary fears that people have. Not<br />
the quite acceptable fear of heights or spiders. I don’t suffer from unreasonable<br />
phobias. I’m talking about true fear. The debilitating, mind numbing fear that<br />
makes it impossible to function in the real world. The fear that drives people to<br />
contemplate murder or suicide. The fear from which there is no escape.<br />
I had never really been afraid before. Perhaps that’s why it hit me so hard. I was<br />
a strong person. Proud of it. I was the one others turned to in a crisis.<br />
But then I met Ray.<br />
It wasn’t bad in the beginning. In fact, it was quite the opposite. It was<br />
wonderful. Heady. It was love. True love. The sort of love you see immortalised on<br />
the screen and in cheap romances. It was the real thing. I knew it in my heart; in<br />
every fibre of my being. This was what I had been searching for and for a time I<br />
was indescribably happy.<br />
Maybe that’s why I finished up in a support group. The higher you are, the<br />
further you have to fall when the ground gives way beneath your feet. There were<br />
warning signs, I can see that now, but I was in love, so I chose to ignore them.<br />
The first time I saw Ray’s dark side was at a pub one evening, several weeks after<br />
we became officially engaged. Ray was at the bar buying drinks. I was alone at the<br />
table, tapping my fingers unconsciously to the beat of the juke box in the corner. I<br />
can’t remember what song was playing, but I remember the beat. Harry Stinson, an<br />
old acquaintance from high school, came over to say hello. He was drunk, but not<br />
obnoxiously so. Drunk enough to be foolish, perhaps. He congratulated me. Told<br />
me he’d always fancied me. Asked for a kiss.
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Ray came up behind him at that point. He grabbed Harry’s shirt and tossed him<br />
backwards, into the crowded dance floor. That was all. Nothing else happened. The<br />
bouncers were efficient and Harry was bundled out of the room with little fuss. Ray<br />
smoothed things over with the bouncer who had come to perform the same task on<br />
him, smiling. Charming. Sober. The bouncer let us stay. Apologised for the disturbance.<br />
When the bouncer left, I explained who Harry was. Ray was instantly remorseful. I<br />
just saw some drunk bothering you, he said. I was trying to protect you.<br />
His words filled me with a warm feeling of security.<br />
They should have made me run like hell.<br />
When I related the incident, everyone in the support group nodded sagely, as if<br />
they could see what I had not. Sally Ferber, the battered wife who had lived through<br />
twenty years of beatings, looked at me like I was a child who’d just discovered the<br />
perils of playing with matches. Kathy Williams, the meek and forgiving fool who had<br />
gone back to her abusive husband so many times I felt she deserved everything she<br />
got, smiled and said: That’s why they’re so hard to leave. It’s nice to feel protected.<br />
Pam Cook, the woman who had turned from men so completely that she now had<br />
a ‘wife’ shook her head with a heavy sigh. Arsehole, she said. That was the way she<br />
described all men. Arseholes.<br />
Dianna said little during these discussions. She let us talk as we poured out<br />
our tales of woe, each trying to outdo the other with the horror of our lives. She<br />
was a good counsellor. She didn’t judge us, or make comments, other than to ask<br />
occasionally: And how do you feel about that, Jill?<br />
Frightened, I would always answer. That’s why I’m here. I’m sick of being<br />
frightened.<br />
Dianna was a beautiful woman, with dark hair and nutbrown skin. She was tall<br />
and elegant and seemed much too genteel to be stuck here in this circle of plastic<br />
chairs listening to a gaggle of battered wives and girlfriends cataloguing the misery<br />
of their lives. The less she said, the more I wanted to know her. Was she really here<br />
for us, or had she once sat where we were now sitting?<br />
Could a person bear to share so much pain and fear, if it didn’t echo in some dark<br />
and hidden recess of their own soul?<br />
I almost hoped she had. She was so self-contained, so together. It would be nice to<br />
think that some day, I could have that much command over my life again…<br />
I was a snob in those days. I wasn’t some pitiful trailer-trash wife with nothing<br />
to live for but my next beating. I had a degree. A good job. I had money of my own.<br />
I owned my house and had a share portfolio. Women who have share portfolios are<br />
not battered wives. It was one of the unalienable laws of the universe. It happened to<br />
other women. Poor women.<br />
It was Dianna who suggested we go for coffee after our regular Thursday night<br />
meeting. She asked me to stay back and help stack up the chairs in the common room<br />
of the women’s shelter where we gathered. Once the others were gone, we pushed<br />
the chair stacks against the wall, under a poster that announced ‘Domestic Violence<br />
is a Crime’. The woman on the poster had a black eye and was clutching a frightened<br />
child as she fled a dark looming figure in a backlit doorway. Did I look like that the<br />
night I ran away?
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I could do with a coffee, Dianna said. Care to join me?<br />
There was a small café not far from the shelter. It served taxi drivers on the late<br />
shift. It was the kind of place I would never have ventured into alone. I liked my<br />
coffee served with a smile and a small shortbread. Here it was served in polystyrene<br />
cups with those little paper packets of sugar that claim they are one level teaspoon<br />
that someone borrowed from his daughter’s miniature tea set. I put three sugars in<br />
the coffee. Dianna had none. I like the bitterness, she said.<br />
We sat in silence for a time, soaking up the ambience. They’re afraid, Dianna said,<br />
looking around at the drivers sipping their coffee and eating the greasy fare served up<br />
by the café. They never know if their next fare will be the one who kills them.<br />
It was an odd thing to say. I looked at her curiously. Her eyes were shining. It was<br />
as if their unspoken fears gave her life a sharper focus.<br />
What are you afraid of? I asked.<br />
Nothing, she replied. And I believed her.<br />
We often had coffee on a Thursday night after that. We would sit in the taxi drivers’<br />
café and talk about trivial things, watching the drivers come and go. She let me do<br />
most of the talking, I realised later. With barely a word of encouragement, she got<br />
me to open up. She extracted from me the details of my life that I would never have<br />
shared in the support group. She made me admit my fear. Articulate it. Relive it.<br />
I told myself it was doing me good. That’s why I had come, wasn’t it?. To face up<br />
to my fear? To find a way to live with it? I think back now and wonder if I should<br />
have noticed the eagerness of her smile. The way she drank in my fear as if it was a<br />
particularly good vintage.<br />
Then one Thursday night Kathy Williams was missing. She had gone back to her<br />
husband, Pam explained. Arsehole.<br />
Dianna said nothing. She just smiled.<br />
We had coffee again that night. I asked Dianna what she thought about Kathy’s<br />
decision to go back to a man who was so patently a beast and whose first action<br />
would — undoubtedly — be to beat her black and blue for having the temerity to<br />
leave him.<br />
Some people like fear, Dianna told me, her eyes alight, as if the very idea was<br />
seductive. It makes them feel alive.<br />
I couldn’t agree. Fear didn’t make me feel alive. Fear had stolen my life from me.<br />
Another woman joined the group the following Thursday. She was very young, just<br />
nineteen. Her face was scarred. Her boyfriend had thrown acid on her face in a fit of<br />
jealous rage. He didn’t want other men looking at her.<br />
Kylie Something. I never found out what her last name was.<br />
She was pathetic in her terror, too afraid to speak her own name. It made me<br />
angry to look at her. What right did any man have to inflict such pain on a woman?<br />
What ancient law made it acceptable for a man’s rage to manifest itself in such a<br />
brutal way? After two years with Ray, I had concluded rage was a form of insanity.<br />
And apparently blind rage was a legal defence, too. Kylie’s boyfriend had been let off<br />
with a suspended sentence. Be a good boy and don’t throw acid at any more pretty girls<br />
and that will be the end of it, the judge had said. Arsehole.<br />
That night, Dianna didn’t invite me for coffee. She invited Kylie.<br />
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She does that, Pam shrugged, watching the two of them stack the plastic chairs.<br />
She likes to take the new ones under her wing. The frightened ones.<br />
I don’t know what made me follow them. I can’t explain why I sat outside the café<br />
in my car, a dark space amid a sea of yellow cabs. They sat at the same table Dianna<br />
and I usually occupied. Talking about fear, I supposed.<br />
Dianna liked talking about fear.<br />
Kylie left in one of the cabs a little while later. Dianna left in the opposite direction<br />
on foot. I shadowed her slowly in my car, feeling like a cross between James Bond<br />
and a complete idiot. I couldn’t understand why I was doing this. Was I jealous that<br />
Dianna had dumped me for Kylie?<br />
Dianna walked the night without fear and that annoyed me. I was too afraid<br />
to answer my phone. I couldn’t step out of my front door without glancing around<br />
nervously, wondering if Ray was out there, lurking in the shadows. A walk through<br />
the car park at work late at night left me quivering, sitting in my car with all the<br />
doors locked, taking deep calming breaths before I was composed enough to start<br />
the engine.<br />
Dianna owned the night. She strutted along with her stiletto heels and her<br />
swaying hips and dared the darkness to challenge her.<br />
And then she turned down a laneway and simply disappeared. Vanished. She had<br />
been out of my sight for less than a second and she was gone.<br />
I followed her every Thursday after that and every time the same thing happened.<br />
She would vanish, always in the same place, the same dark laneway, as if she was<br />
stepping from this world into another dimension.<br />
Inexplicably, I began to look forward to Thursdays as my fear was slowly replaced<br />
by a sense of gnawing curiosity. And as my fear receded, I began to notice other<br />
things. Dianna nurtured our fears. She only smiled when one of us was reliving a<br />
horror. She concentrated on those who couldn’t deal with their fears, lost interest in<br />
those who could. With a nod and an understanding smile, she made us dependent on<br />
her. Even Pam, the lesbian who had decried all men, was not immune to the pull of<br />
her persuasive smile. Pam wasn’t just afraid of the man who had abused her. She was<br />
afraid of all men. Fertile ground for Dianna’s insidious charisma.<br />
Kathy came back to us one sweltering, humid Thursday. She had just been<br />
discharged from hospital after a particularly savage beating. The air-conditioner had<br />
broken down and we were all sweating, but Kathy’s sweat reeked of fear. It was a<br />
tangible thing. Dianna seemed to grow larger than life as she basked in it.<br />
Not surprisingly, that night, she invited Kathy for coffee.<br />
Kylie was devastated and the instinct I had always prided myself in — the<br />
willingness to step in and help during a crisis — surfaced for the first time since I’d<br />
met Ray. Seeing the look of despair on Kylie’s acid charred face, I asked her if she’d<br />
like to join me for coffee instead. I invited Pam along too.<br />
That was the turning point, I suppose. Once we started comparing notes, Dianna’s<br />
warmth was revealed as control. Her sympathy was a tool. She fed off our fears.<br />
Encouraged them. Tossed us away like an orange peel when those fears could no<br />
longer sustain her.
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We could have complained to the management of the women’s shelter, I suppose,<br />
but somehow I knew it would be pointless. They were just as much Dianna ‘s victims<br />
as we were. Their fears were different. The fear of losing their funding. The fear of not<br />
getting their lease renewed, perhaps. But fear is fear, and I suspected Dianna didn’t<br />
mind where it came from.<br />
I’m not sure which one of us suggested that we confront her. It might have been<br />
Pam. I doubt it was Kylie. But we made a pact that night, like schoolgirls swearing a<br />
blood oath.<br />
The week dragged until next Thursday. I couldn’t concentrate at work. I was<br />
afraid, but the fear was different. This wasn’t the bladder-weakening fear of the<br />
unknown, or the terror I had felt when confronted with Ray’s blind, mindless rage.<br />
This was the fear of anticipation, the same sort of fear you encounter when speaking<br />
in public for the first time. The fear before an examination you can’t afford to fail. It<br />
was a better fear. A good fear. The fear that you might not have control. Not the fear<br />
that you had already lost it.<br />
We waited until the end of the session. Sat through it steeped in uncertainty.<br />
Dianna smelled our fear, I’m certain. And she knew the flavour of it.<br />
Kathy was stacking the chairs when we confronted Dianna, looking like a pale<br />
imitation of the three musketeers. All for one and one for all. Kylie was visibly<br />
trembling. Pam was rigid with anger as much as fear. I’m not sure what I felt.<br />
Dianna didn’t need to be told why we were there. She knew already. She had<br />
tasted our fear and knew what it meant.<br />
So, all good things must come to an end, she said.<br />
Who are you?<br />
I should have asked: what are you? It would have been more to the point.<br />
I am you, she replied. The sum of all your fears.<br />
You make us afraid.<br />
I make you live, she countered. Without fear, there is no life. I am what makes you<br />
aware that you’re alive.<br />
You’re evil, Pam snarled, which I thought a bit melodramatic.<br />
Evil is simply what you chose to believe. There is no good or bad.<br />
Is that how you justify what you do? I asked.<br />
I don’t have to justify it, she shrugged. I simply am.<br />
As we spoke, the crushing weight of all my fears began to press on me. Every<br />
secret I had shared with Dianna, every fear I owned, every moment of blinding terror<br />
that had plagued me, not just since I’d met Ray, but throughout my whole life, was<br />
there in front of me. The darkness when I was five and thought the boogie man lived<br />
in my wardrobe. The first day of school. The exam paper I hadn’t studied for. The<br />
look in Ray’s eyes when I said something he didn’t like. It was all there, all at once.<br />
Crushing me. Paralysing me. I wanted to scream. To run. To flee the terror of my<br />
pitiful existence. I heard Kylie whimpering. Pam was sobbing, too. It wasn’t just me<br />
who felt it. Dianna was making us all confront the horror of our miserable, worthless<br />
lives.<br />
You are your fears. That’s why you came to me.<br />
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I came to you because I was frightened, I tried to say, but I couldn’t breathe. I<br />
wanted to shrivel up and die.<br />
She smiled.<br />
That made me angry. My fears were mine. They weren’t there to be shared, or<br />
nurtured. I was jealous. Protective of them, even. And I hated her in that moment.<br />
Even more than I hated myself.<br />
I forced myself to breathe.<br />
I was so damned sick of being frightened.<br />
Dianna knew the instant I was no longer cowering in the shadows. I didn’t have to<br />
say it. She felt it. A fleeting look of anger blazed in her eyes and then she vanished.<br />
Just as she vanished in the laneway every Thursday when I followed her. This time,<br />
however, she gave us a parting gift. Something to remember her by.<br />
The ball of flame she left in her wake singed our hair. Someone — Kylie, I think<br />
— screamed. The flames caught quickly, melting the plastic chairs and curling the<br />
edges of the poster with the dark looming man and the frightened woman. We fled<br />
the shelter, barely getting clear as sirens sounded in the distance and the high-pitched<br />
panicked beeping of the smoke alarms was cut off by the hungry fire.<br />
We stood there for a long time, watching the shelter burn. We answered the<br />
questions of the firemen and later the police in a monotone. They didn’t press us too<br />
hard. We were poor battered wives, after all. We’d been through enough.<br />
They put it down to an accident in the end. I heard the shelter’s management<br />
committee held a memorial service for Dianna, but I didn’t attend. I like to think I’m<br />
not a hypocrite.<br />
I still meet with the others occasionally. We have our own support group now. I<br />
thought Kylie was getting better, but she wasn’t. She killed herself a few weeks after<br />
the fire. I feel guilty that I never learned her last name.<br />
Pam and I fare the best, I think. Kathy went back to her husband yet again. I<br />
suspect that one day I will read about her death in the newspapers too; a small by-line<br />
in a life wasted on the altar of a brutal man’s selfishness. But there is nothing we can<br />
do for her. You can’t help someone who doesn’t want to be helped.<br />
I met Ray for the first time yesterday since we split up. It wasn’t as bad as I<br />
thought it would be. He was charming, as he always is in public. So charming that<br />
nobody believed me when I told them what he’d done to me. Only I ever saw the<br />
menace that lurked behind those smiling eyes. He asked after my mother. Asked me<br />
to give her his love. Arsehole.<br />
I told him to go to hell. I wasn’t afraid of him.<br />
I’d conquered a fear demon.<br />
I’m not afraid of anything, anymore.
I Don’t Believe in Anita Blake Anymore:<br />
A Problem of Balance<br />
(Spoilers, ho!)<br />
…Devin Jeyathurai<br />
I loved Anita Blake from the first moment I met her, but that love is slowly fading.<br />
For those of you who don’t know her, Blake is the chief protagonist of Laurell K<br />
Hamilton’s Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter (ABVH) series (the fourteenth book,<br />
Danse Macabre, was released in large format paperback earlier this year). True to<br />
its title, the series chronicles the ongoing adventures of Anita Blake, but describing<br />
her as a ‘vampire hunter’ barely scratches the surface.<br />
The case file<br />
You see, Blake is an animator by trade. That means that she raises the dead<br />
(for a living, so to speak), for a variety of reasons — so that they can clarify legal<br />
issues around their wills, for example. You see, Blake lives in a world that’s a lot<br />
like our own, but that’s also markedly different; where vampires have been legally<br />
recognized; where lycanthropy is a blood-borne disease with different strains that<br />
create not just werewolves, but also wereleopards, wererats and more; where all<br />
manner of other creatures and races exist (even if they haven’t been given any sort<br />
of legal status) and where many supernatural powers actually exist.<br />
Blake is one of a small group of licensed vampire executioners, authorized to<br />
kill vampires once the appropriate warrant has been issued. Blake owns (and uses<br />
remarkably well) a range of weaponry, including guns, silver daggers and even a<br />
silver crucifix, and she carries all the paraphernalia that you’d expect from someone<br />
who makes zombies for a living. Oh, she always puts them back afterwards, in case<br />
you were wondering.<br />
Blake even has a relationship with the local police force in St Louis (where<br />
she’s based), and is often called on by the Regional Preternatural Investigation<br />
Taskforce (RPIT, pronounced RIP-IT) who deal with supernatural crime in the<br />
area. This makes for an interesting incongruity for Blake, as much of what she is<br />
involved in is so outside the boundaries of human law that she often risks life, limb,
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morality and sanity to walk a fine line of legality. Throw in an uneasy friendship with<br />
a preternatural assassin (Edward, an ongoing character) and you get an idea of just<br />
some of the problems Anita copes with.<br />
More fascinatingly, Blake is romantically involved with all manner of men, all<br />
supernatural, all at various depths of feeling — including a relationship with Jean<br />
Claude, a master vampire, that has been going on since the very first book, sometimes<br />
almost against her will.<br />
The novels are engrossing reading. Hamilton’s world-building is swift, subtle and<br />
sure, and she takes great joy in exploring the ramifications of the St Louis she has<br />
built. She cheerfully puts rules in place, almost with no obvious exposition whatsoever<br />
(e.g. “some vampires can summon and control animals”) and then carries those rules<br />
to their logical conclusion (“a vampire who can summon and control wolves can<br />
control the local werewolf pack”).<br />
Here you have the perfect setting for a series that entangles the romantic and<br />
sexual exploits of the central character with hard-boiled crime investigation, some<br />
stunning action sequences, and intrigue. Lots of intrigue, since the various groups<br />
(vampires, werewolves, humans, and more) in St Louis are intricately connected,<br />
socially and metaphysically. The vampires, particularly, all seem to be jostling for<br />
power and position, or constantly trying to eliminate whoever or whatever they see as<br />
a threat. A master vampire with a vampire executioner at his right hand and the Ulfric<br />
(leader) of the local werewolf pack at his left in a rare triumvirate of power, is surely<br />
a threat to vampires everywhere. Everyone wants a piece of Anita, which is actually<br />
fine with her, since she’s more than capable of taking them all on.<br />
So what’s the problem?<br />
The problem is that the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter books have become less and<br />
less believable. Not because the stories have gotten boring, or because the characters<br />
are unbelievable, or because the plotting is uneven. No, the problems arise not because<br />
Hamilton is a less-than-capable writer, but because of how good a writer she is.<br />
Over time, the series has become a cross between a Sunday serial and a soap<br />
opera. While Blake’s romantic exploits keep readers coming back for more, the<br />
novels also revolve around the challenges she faces, and each book pits Blake<br />
against a different foe. Whether it’s a serial killer, or a renegade witch, or members<br />
of the Vampire Council trying to manoeuvre Jean-Claude into having her killed for<br />
breaching vampire etiquette, Blake gets into scrape after scrape, and defeats villain<br />
after villain. She has to use all of the tools at her disposal (her wits, her combat skills,<br />
her anger, her powers) to solve each situation, with complications provided by the<br />
many men in her life.<br />
And that’s where the problem arises.<br />
Writers of superhero comics are always having to think up new ways to challenge<br />
their heroes, and then have to come up with new and innovative uses of their hero’s<br />
powers so that they can overcome the villains. It’s like an escalation of weapons
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— the villains plot new and exciting ways to take the hero down (since they know<br />
what the hero is capable of) and the hero surprises the villain by doing something<br />
unexpected, by using their powers differently than before, or by displaying a new,<br />
improved version of their powers.<br />
The same is true of Hamilton’s handling of Blake. Blake’s abilities are more than<br />
just a plot device to help her overcome the latest baddie to pop up. A lesser writer<br />
might leave it as that, but Hamilton’s masterful plotting ensures that the acquisition<br />
of powers is accompanied by complications that provide more opportunities for<br />
storytelling. For example, being bonded to Jean-Claude brings Blake greater strength,<br />
and an increased healing ability — but it also means that she’s one step closer to<br />
becoming his human servant. If anything, Hamilton always plays within the rules that<br />
she’s set up, and things only get more and more difficult for Blake.<br />
Of course, Blake’s constant acquisition of new abilities (both natural and<br />
supernatural) have the effect of getting her into even bigger trouble. The more<br />
powerful she is, and the greater the villain she vanquishes, the more of a threat she<br />
becomes, so more bad guys (vampires, werewolves, murderers, you name it) come<br />
after her.<br />
The result?<br />
The Wikipedia entry on Anita Blake explains it best:<br />
“In almost every book, Anita either discovers new abilities, develops old ones, or<br />
both. At this point, she is probably one of the most powerful humans in history.”<br />
And it’s true. She begins with your standard crime-fighting capabilities (good<br />
with guns, good with knives) and the ability to raise the dead as zombies. By the<br />
fourteenth book, she’s a necromancer, and can do all this (also taken from the<br />
Wikipedia entry):<br />
“She can raise zombies, sense the dead, sense vampires and lycanthropes, estimate<br />
their power level, and can resist (at least partially) mental influence from vampires.<br />
She can raise zombies that are centuries dead, and can do so without human sacrifice.<br />
She is one of the few animators who can act as a “focus” to combine the powers of<br />
multiple animators, and is the first person in centuries that can raise vampires (during<br />
daylight) as if they were zombies.”<br />
Plus she’s metaphysically bound to Jean Claude, the Master of St Louis, and<br />
Richard, the Ulfric of the local pack of werewolves, and together, the three of them<br />
have powers aplenty, not to mention that she can draw on the supernatural abilities of<br />
the others. She has also, somehow, formed a second triumvirate of power for herself,<br />
unheard of in vampire history. She’s gotten her own were-powers and carries four<br />
strains of lycanthropy in her blood (no one is quite sure how). Her latest acquisition<br />
(and plot impediment) is the ardeur, a vampire ability that lets her feed on sex and<br />
lust — and that causes many more occasions for her to have sex with the wide range<br />
of men around her — because she has to, to feed the ardeur. If she doesn’t, well, it<br />
goes wild and makes everyone horny, among many other complications<br />
I oversimplify, of course.<br />
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Primarily, it creates a credibility gap. Despite the wonderful job of world-building<br />
that Hamilton has done (and her world holds together astonishingly well, considering)<br />
after a while it just seems too incredible that this woman continues to gather powers<br />
and lovers like a snowball rolling downhill.<br />
Not only that, the powerful Blake becomes, the more Hamilton has to stretch<br />
to find more worthy opponents for her. It’s amusing to watch, but is becoming ever<br />
more unbelievable, particularly since Blake seems to have more abilities than all the<br />
characters in the books put together.<br />
Of course, this is a byproduct of the serial nature of the ABVH books. Any series<br />
which depends on its central character defeating new and bigger threats each time<br />
has to manage this particular balancing act, because the audience won’t stand for the<br />
villains being defeated the same way every time.<br />
(The Power Rangers, who do seem to defeat their foes the same way every time,<br />
might be an exception to this, but they too also sometimes discover new powers,<br />
weapons or Zords, just not every episode. After the third season, the Power Rangers<br />
have changed titles and themes each year, which ‘resets’ them back to a manageable<br />
level at the start of each new series.)<br />
This might be a plot problem that appears to affect primarily…well, superheroes.<br />
Whether or not Blake counts as a superhero I leave as an exercise for the reader<br />
— it doesn’t matter. What does is that there’s a delicate balancing act between the<br />
‘strength’ of the protagonist and the level of opposition she faces, and in Blake’s case,<br />
it’s not working all that well.<br />
I can offer no solutions, only point to the problem. It looks like Hamilton is about<br />
to drop Blake into a bitch fight between the two most powerful vampires in her world,<br />
Belle Morte and Marmee Noir, so perhaps that will justify Blake’s constant acquisition<br />
of power.<br />
But what happens afterwards?<br />
References:<br />
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, “Anita Blake”, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/<br />
Anita_blake (accessed Nov 29, 2006)
I find I have a harpy heart,<br />
half-flesh, half-storm, born in turmoil.<br />
I snatch what I want with my claws,<br />
riding the sky in search of prey.<br />
You are my meat, my nourishment.<br />
I will wrap my hair around your heart,<br />
together we’ll ride the storm winds.<br />
Do not struggle for you will fall –<br />
I cannot love a broken man.<br />
Lie still and safe in my arms<br />
for if not to snatch your soul away<br />
why was I born with a harpy heart?<br />
Mythologies<br />
by Kate Forsyth<br />
I perceive I have a siren soul,<br />
half the stuff of dreams, half surging blood,<br />
skin and scales fused. I sing for love<br />
when he comes to me, his eyes are wet,<br />
his mouth is full of water .<br />
As our fingers touch, he sinks.<br />
I could transform myself, hide<br />
in a woman’s flesh, undivided, mute.<br />
But to be human I must lose<br />
my strange fluid beauty, my seductive call.<br />
If not to sing, if not to love and lose,<br />
why was I given a siren soul?<br />
I know the secrets of the sphinx<br />
are coiled deep within my stuff,<br />
sky-brushing wings, the fatal roar,<br />
a shrouded womb, the scorpion’s goad.<br />
I fathom the fierce arc of meteors<br />
the death-blast of stars and galaxies.<br />
I speak in riddles, for truth is<br />
a blade to cut the eye, a poisoned sting.<br />
Yet to answer my riddle is no escape,<br />
death is the encumbrance of life –<br />
if not to know this sure sum,<br />
why do I have the mind of a sphinx?
About the authors...<br />
<strong>Rory</strong> <strong>Abel</strong> is an independent filmmaker living in the United States. He was raised on<br />
a steady diet of horror and science-fiction literature and films as a child and has<br />
retained those two genres as his primary interests. He has had writing featured on<br />
the science fiction literary website alienskinmag.com and has had his films screened<br />
at festivals around the United States. His short horror film “Love Story” was recently<br />
featured on horror magazine Fangoria’s broadband website, Fangoria.tv. He is<br />
engaged and looking forward to the adventure of being married.<br />
<strong>Aliette</strong> de Bodard is a fantasy writer moonlighting as an Applied Maths engineer<br />
by day. She lives in Paris, France. Her short fiction has appeared in Shimmer, and<br />
is forthcoming in Interzone and in Writers of the Future XXIII. Visit her website at<br />
www.aliettedebodard.com.<br />
Jennifer Fallon lives in Central Australia, where she writes full time. At various<br />
times in the past, she has worked as a youth worker, a store detective, managed<br />
an ISP, a video shop, an international cosmetics company, and once had a job<br />
issuing security clearances for contractors working on classified government<br />
projects. A former competitive pistol shooter, she currently consults for various<br />
government departments in her spare time while finishing her Masters degree in<br />
creative writing. Jennifer is also the author of the international bestselling Hythrun<br />
Chronicles — Medalon, Treason Keep, Harshini, Wolfblade, Warrior and Warlord,<br />
the Second Sons series (Lion of Senet, Eye of the Labyrinth, Lord of the Shadows)<br />
and the upcoming Tide Lords Series.
About the Authors<br />
Kate Forsyth is the bestselling author of The Witches of Eileanan series and Rhiannon’s<br />
Ride series, as well as numerous other novels, poems and short stories in a variety of<br />
genres. She can be found at http://members.ozemail.com.au/~kforsyth/<br />
Hayley Griffin had her first literary success at the age of eleven, when she won a<br />
Smurf short story competition. A twenty-three year dry spell followed. She has written<br />
a humorous fantasy novel for teenagers, a mystery for middle-grade readers and<br />
various other books for big kids and little kids — none of which have yet been<br />
published. She lives in Christchurch, New Zealand.<br />
Mike Lewis is a graduate of Clarion East 2002 and has sold stories to Realms of<br />
Fantasy, On Spec and Mammoth Books amongst others. He lives in Woking, England<br />
near where the Martians landed, and this seems to have affected his fiction...<br />
Bill McKinley lives in Canberra with his beloved wife, Stephanie, and thousands of<br />
books. His other short stories include “An Act of Resistance”, which recently appeared<br />
in the online magazine RevolutionSF (www.revolutionsf.com). Bill can be contacted at<br />
harrok@bigpond.net.au.<br />
In 2001 Timothy Mulcahy left the day to day practice of law to devote himself to<br />
writing. Since then he has completed two novels and over 20 short stories, all of<br />
which he hopes to publish someday. When not writing, Tim manages the largest<br />
project management publishing company in the mid-west United States. He lives in<br />
Minneapolis, Minnesota, with his wife and two children.<br />
Eilis Arwen O’Neal lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where she is Managing Editor of Nimrod<br />
International Journal. Her work has appeared in Leading Edge and Wild Violet. Given<br />
her middle name by her father, she has no choice but to write fantasy.<br />
In addition to previous publication in ASIM, Doug Van Belle edits for Foreign Policy<br />
Analysis and is a Media Professor at the Victoria University of Wellington.<br />
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Acknowledgements<br />
Acknowledgements<br />
We would like to express our sincerest thanks to the following contributors:<br />
Artists<br />
Cover — Jeff Ward<br />
Internal:<br />
Fairy Wife (p34) — Tehani Wessely<br />
Head in the Clouds (p 68) — Conny Valentina<br />
Conquering the Fear Demon (p 82) — Conny Valentina<br />
Random Acts (p 10) —Peter Cobcroft<br />
‘Moths’ (p 33) first published in Hecate, August 1993<br />
‘Knowledge of Angels’ (p 62-63)first published in Astral Magazine, Spring 1996<br />
‘Mythologies’ (p 93) first published in Radiance, 2004.<br />
Proof Readers<br />
Stuart Barrow, Sally Beasley, Edwina Harvey, Monissa Whiteley, Lucy Zinkiewicz<br />
Slush Readers<br />
Stuart Barrow; Zara Baxter; Sally Beasley; John Borneman; Craig Buchanan;<br />
Julia Byrnes; Sue Bursztynski; Myk Dowling; Richard Feather; Dirk Flinthart;<br />
Lea Greenaway; Edwina Harvey; Simon Haynes; Devin Jeyathurai; Tim Marsh;<br />
Debbie Moorhouse; Omega Morningstar; Nicole Murphy; Ian Nichols;<br />
Barbara Robson; Cynthia Rohner; Jacinta Thomler; Tehani Wessely;<br />
Lucy Zinkiewicz<br />
The Andromeda Spaceways Co-operative is:<br />
Joanne Anderton; Stuart Barrow; Zara Baxter; Sally Beasley; Sue Bursztynski;<br />
Andrew Finch; Dirk Flinthart; Edwina Harvey; Simon Haynes; Robbie Matthews<br />
(Editor-in-Chief); Ian Nichols; Tim Robinson; Tehani Wessely; Monissa Whiteley,<br />
Lucy Zinkiewicz.<br />
Special thanks to Tara Smith, Accountant Extraordinaire.