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THE MAGAZINE OF THE FLORIDA HUMANITIES COUNCIL

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“moonshine—went to sleep and did not wake up.”<br />

That was written on the death certificate of “Bone” Mizell,<br />

Florida’s most famous early cowman. The cause of death was<br />

just what he had predicted, although he thought he’d live<br />

much longer than 58 years.<br />

MORGAN BONAPART “BONE” MIZELL, who<br />

died in 1921, was known as a hard-living, fun-loving,<br />

devil-may-care wit and a skilled cowman. He<br />

was the model for artist Frederic Remington’s painting,<br />

“A Cracker Cowboy,” and was immortalized decades<br />

later in “The Ballad of Bone Mizell.” There’s even a historical<br />

marker dedicated to him as “DeSoto County’s wag, prairie<br />

philosopher, cowboy humorist and prankster…beloved for his<br />

merrymaking.”<br />

This merrymaking, born of a freewheeling nature lubricated<br />

by strong spirits, was what made him the subject of stories<br />

told around cowmen’s campfires, many of them recounted<br />

by Jim Bob Tinsley in Florida Cow Hunter: The Life and Times<br />

of Bone Mizell. One such story involved a traveling circus that<br />

once set up a tent next to the railroad tracks in Arcadia. When<br />

Mizell’s exuberant behavior took attention away from the performers,<br />

circus officials escorted him out of the tent. He retaliated<br />

by tying one of the tent ropes to a waiting freight train.<br />

When the train pulled out of the station, the circus unexpectedly<br />

went with it.<br />

Mizell was known to go through his money without<br />

much regard for the future, once spending all the proceeds<br />

from a cattle sale to charter a riverboat on which he hosted an<br />

elaborate party for his friends. He expressed his philosophy<br />

about money this way: “Them that’s got, has to lose. Them<br />

that hasn’t, kaint.”<br />

He was summoned to court several times on charges of<br />

cattle rustling or disorderly behavior, but he said that the one<br />

time he was convicted (for rustling) was the only time he really<br />

wasn’t guilty. On another occasion, when a judge fined him<br />

$20 for walking into the courtroom wearing his hat, Mizell<br />

handed over $40, saying he was also going to walk out wearing<br />

his hat.<br />

His cowboy friends occasionally turned the tables and<br />

pulled pranks on him. According to one story, after he passed<br />

out one night, the other cowboys put a ring of dry cow dung<br />

around him and set it afire. He awoke, sat up, and said, “Well,<br />

by ---! Dead and in hell!”<br />

His most outlandish<br />

prank became the<br />

subject of a ballad written<br />

in 1939 by South<br />

Florida journalist Ruby<br />

Leach Carson. It was later<br />

put to music by Dottie<br />

and Jim Bob Tinsley.<br />

According to this leg-<br />

The Fort Ogden depot where ‘Bone’ Mizell<br />

died in 1921.<br />

end, Mizell once substituted the exhumed remains of a close<br />

friend for those of a rich young New Orleans man who had<br />

drifted into Florida—and then Mizell shipped the casket to<br />

the young man’s parents.<br />

The young man, who had befriended Mizell, was broken<br />

in health and in spirit after years of travel and said he was sick<br />

of traveling and never wanted to go home. When the man<br />

died, Mizell buried him on rangeland north of Punta Gorda<br />

next to the unmarked grave of his cowman friend. After a few<br />

years, the boy’s wealthy parents learned of their son’s death and<br />

sent money to have his remains returned to them for burial in<br />

the family plot.<br />

Mizell, hired by a local undertaker to dig up the young<br />

man’s remains, decided to dig up the corpse of his cowman<br />

friend and ship it instead. He explained that the New Orleans<br />

man didn’t want to go home and that his old friend had always<br />

wanted to travel but never had enough money. Mizell<br />

also liked the idea of his old friend receiving a grand funeral,<br />

with four white horses pulling the hearse, and a fine burial<br />

under a costly tombstone.<br />

As the last stanza of “The Ballad of Bone Mizell” puts it:<br />

So, instead of the Yank with his money and rank<br />

Who’d been ’round and seen lots of fun,<br />

I jus’ dug up Bill Redd and I sent him instead,<br />

For ole Bill hadn’t traveled ’round none.<br />

Morgan Bonapart “Bone” Mizell<br />

Tintype made around 1884; Park DeVane collection<br />

Florida State Archives

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