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4. SKINNER’S PIGEONS<br />

The most adventitious<br />

superstitious<br />

responses:<br />

1. Define an axis. Turn on it.<br />

2. Overextend left wing. Sing hymns while you wait for it <strong>to</strong> break off.<br />

3. Stick neck out so far you can see up your own ass. Courage: being full<br />

of shit is a sign of life.<br />

4. Back in<strong>to</strong> a corner. Bow and bow.<br />

5. Jump on certain words in <strong>the</strong> dictionary until <strong>the</strong>y disappear.<br />

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