AQUATELOS A Thesis Presented to the Faculty ... - Cornell University
AQUATELOS A Thesis Presented to the Faculty ... - Cornell University
AQUATELOS A Thesis Presented to the Faculty ... - Cornell University
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4. SKINNER’S PIGEONS<br />
The most adventitious<br />
superstitious<br />
responses:<br />
1. Define an axis. Turn on it.<br />
2. Overextend left wing. Sing hymns while you wait for it <strong>to</strong> break off.<br />
3. Stick neck out so far you can see up your own ass. Courage: being full<br />
of shit is a sign of life.<br />
4. Back in<strong>to</strong> a corner. Bow and bow.<br />
5. Jump on certain words in <strong>the</strong> dictionary until <strong>the</strong>y disappear.<br />
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