Clifton M. Life . '.i ham Lincoln. - University Library
Clifton M. Life . '.i ham Lincoln. - University Library
Clifton M. Life . '.i ham Lincoln. - University Library
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ANECDOTES. 265<br />
ADVICE TO A CLIENT.<br />
To a man who once offered him' a case, the merits of which he did not<br />
appreciate, he made, according to his partner, Mr. Herndon, the following<br />
response:<br />
,<br />
"Yes, there is no reasonable doubt but that I can gain your case for you. I<br />
can set a whole neighborhood at loggerheads; I can distress a widowed mother<br />
and her six fatherless children, and thereby get for you six hundred dollars,<br />
which rightfully belongs, it appears to me, as much to them as it does to you. I<br />
You seem a<br />
shall not take your case, but I will give a little advice for nothing.<br />
sprightly, energetic man. I would advise you to try your hand at making six<br />
hundred dollars in some other way."<br />
DIFFICULT BRIDGE-BUILDING.<br />
" I once knew a sound churchman by the name of Brown, who was a member<br />
of a very sober and pious committee, having in charge the erection of a bridge<br />
over a dangerous and rapid river. Several architects failed, and at last Brown<br />
said he had a friend named Jones who had built several bridges, and undoubtedly<br />
'<br />
could build that one. So Mr. Jones was called in. Can you build this bridge? 1<br />
inquired the committee. '<br />
Yes,' replied Jones, k or any other. I could build a<br />
bridge to the infernal regions, if necessary!' The committee were shocked, and<br />
Brown felt called upon to defend his friend. '<br />
I know Jones so well,' said he,<br />
'<br />
and he is so honest a man and so good an architect that if he states soberly and<br />
I believe it; but I feel<br />
positively that he can build a bridge to to ,- why,<br />
bound to say that I have my doubts about the abutment on the infernal side.'<br />
' '<br />
So,' said Mr. <strong>Lincoln</strong>, when politicians told me that the northern and southern<br />
wings of Democracy could be harmonized, why, I believed them, of course; but I<br />
always had my doubts about the 'abutment' on the other side."<br />
THE PRESIDENT ADVISES SECRETARY STANTON TO PREPARE<br />
FOR DEATH.<br />
Secretary Stanton, when secretary of war, took a fancy one day for a house<br />
in Washington that Lamon had just bargained for. Lamon not only did not<br />
vacate, but went to Stanton and said he would kill him if he interfered with the<br />
house. Stanton was furious at the threat, and made it known at once to <strong>Lincoln</strong>.<br />
The latter said to the astonished war secretary:<br />
"Well, Stanton, if Ward has said he will kill you, he certainly will, and I'd<br />
advise you to prepare for death without further delay."<br />
The president promised, however, to do what he could to appease the murderous<br />
marshal, and this was the end of Stanton's attempt on the house.