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Barenaked Ladies - Crazy Abc's - Tekstovi pesama

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<strong>Barenaked</strong> <strong>Ladies</strong><br />

<strong>Crazy</strong> <strong>Abc's</strong><br />

Songwriters: Page, Steven; Robertson, Ed;Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?<br />

Thank you, it?s a, it's an alphabet song I?m working on<br />

Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one<br />

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A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar<br />

And if you see him would you mind telling him?<br />

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Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?<br />

Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?<br />

Bdellium, it?s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B<br />

And then czar? Yeah, it?s uh like a Russian czar<br />

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You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat<br />

I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words<br />

Right, I see what you?re doing<br />

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D is for djinn, E for Euphrates<br />

F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies<br />

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I thought phone started with a P like a Ph<br />

No, it's F O H N, it?s a, it's a kind of wind<br />

Yeah, I know what you mean by wind<br />

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G for gnarly, I for irk, H is for hour<br />

J for jalape?os, good in either corn or flour<br />

Tortillas, let us rhyme<br />

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K is for knick knack, L is for llama<br />

Pramma, llama, ding, what?s so strange about llama?<br />

Llama, it starts with two L?s, what?s the second one for?<br />

No idea, I know loser<br />

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N for neumonic, M is for mdomo, O is for ouiga board<br />

P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qat<br />

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Okay, Q qat? What? Yeah, it?s uh Q A T, it?s an evergreen shrub<br />

It?s a perfect scrabble word because it?s a Q with no U<br />

There?s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands


R is for argyle , no it isn?t<br />

Okay, you?re right, I couldn?t find a good R word<br />

S is for Sz?r, a lovely German river<br />

T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver<br />

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U is for urn, but not like earning money<br />

V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny<br />

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W for wren, wrinkly and who<br />

X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true<br />

Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot<br />

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Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas<br />

And zed?s the final letter and by final I mean last<br />

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Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends<br />

You really mean Z, right?<br />

No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top, Zed Zed Top?<br />

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Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards<br />

Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a mustache<br />

I always thought that was interesting<br />

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You done with the alphabet?<br />

No, extra letters I haven?t heard of? I think so<br />

This was a great help, I think<br />

With the contribution you made to world literacy<br />

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Well, I?m just saying, kids I?m just saying<br />

Think outside the box a little bit, box with an R<br />

Yeah, well, no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher<br />

Ah, as opposed to B A C H S<br />

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Right, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov<br />

That's Rochmaninov with a W

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