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MASTER DRUMMER OF AFROBEAT - Duke University Press

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gressing, drawing nicely. Then one day, I noticed that there was an electrical<br />

switch on the wall. It was completely broken, and it was dangerous.<br />

You know, in my childhood I used to play around with electricity— fixing<br />

wires and batteries and light bulbs. So I had different components at<br />

home, and I told my teacher that I had a brand- new switch that I could<br />

install for him, and it was only going to cost him two shillings and six<br />

pence. In those days my tuition fee was one pound, and one pound was<br />

equal to twenty shillings. This was before Nigeria switched to the naira<br />

currency. So I got my switch and I fixed the problem, and I wanted him<br />

to pay me. He kept telling me, “I’ll get it to you,” but he never paid me.<br />

Every day he says he’ll give me the money. I said nothing.<br />

At the end of the month, my father gave me the money to pay for the<br />

next month, because you have to pay in advance. So what I did was take<br />

the one- pound note and change the money, and I deducted my two shillings<br />

and six pence and I gave my teacher the rest. And he flipped out<br />

completely! He said, “Hey, what’s this?” I said, “I just took my money<br />

out of the one pound.” He shouted, “No! You can never do that! You have<br />

to give me my one pound for the month! I told you, I will give you your<br />

money.” I said, “But it’s over one month now since I put this switch in.”<br />

The teacher said he was not gonna accept that. So I said okay, and I gave<br />

him his full pound. And then I took my screwdriver out and I took off<br />

my switch and I put it in my box and that was it. He saw this and he<br />

said, “What?!” Because this guy was running the school in his own home,<br />

his parents and grandparents were there. He started yelling, “Mommy,<br />

mommy, mommy—come and look at this! Come and look at what Allen<br />

has done!” So I left the fucking switch like that, and I told him, “Now<br />

you’re gonna buy the switch, the electrician is gonna fix it, and you’re<br />

gonna pay for both.” I did it like that diplomatically, because I didn’t want<br />

to fight the guy. And I took my bag and walked out. So that was the end<br />

of drafting school.<br />

I went back home and narrated the whole story to my father. And he<br />

said, “Okay. What next?” He asked if I wanted to look for another drafting<br />

school. I thought about it and told him that I wanted to go to an electronics<br />

school. So I had to start all over again, reading a whole new type<br />

of literature and taking notes for the exams—first for the theory and<br />

then for the practical. I studied for about one year and a half and then<br />

I got a job. My uncle I. K. Mettle was the chief engineer of a German<br />

radio company called Witt & Busch, and he got me employment there.<br />

So I worked as a radio technician for about four years. We were building<br />

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