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BLONDE JOKES JOKE
A blonde and her brunette
friend were talking. The blonde
says, "I hate all the blonde
jokes people say."
MAGiC MiRROR JOKE
A blonde, a brunette and a
red head walk into a bar.
The bartender tells them that
there is a magic mirror in the
bathroom. If they tell the truth
while looking into it then they
get something nice, but if they
lie then they disappear.
Sudoku
"Oh, they are only jokes. There
are alot of stupid people out
there. Here I'll prove it to you,"
replies her brunette friend.
So they went outside and hailed
a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickle
Street to see if I'm home," said
the brunette.
The taxi drove them and when
they finally got out the brunette
looked at the blonde and said,
"See that guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replies the
blonde." There was a pay phone
just around the corner. You
could have called instead."
PHARMiCiST JOKE
A guy walks into a drug store
and starts talking to the pharmicist,
he says, "I'm feeling lucky
tonight. This girl and I have
been dating and shes hinted that
tonight's going to be the night
that we finally have sex. We
have a hotelroom rented for the
night, but first we're going to
her parents house to eat. I need
some condoms."
Later that night he goes to her
parents house and sits down at
the table before everyone else
does. He folds his hands and
prays for a long time.
His girlfriend walks up and
says, "I didnt know you we're
so religous." He says, " I didn't
know that your dad was a
PHARMICIST!!!"
Vocabulary
The brunette walks in, looks
in the mirror and says, "I
think that I am the sexiest
woman in the bar." And $1
million pops up in the sink.
The red head walks in, looks
in the mirror and says, "I
think I'm the smartest woman
in the bar." And car keys to
Viper pop out of the sink.
The blonde walks in, looks
in the mirror and says, "I
think....." And she disappears.
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Condrums
It Cost What?
In the local corner store, six
chocolate drops and five fruit jellies
cost 61 cents.
However, five chocolate drops and
six jellies cost only 60 cents.
How much does each item cost?
Aswer: Chocolate Drops are 6
cents and fruit jellies are 5 cents.
26 /Summer Breeze/Aug-Sept 2010
English translation Greek Phrase Pronounciation
Yes Ne ne
No Ohi 'ochi
Hello! Gia sou ia' su
Cheers! Gia mas ia' mas
Good Morning/Day Kalimera kalime'ra
Good Afternoon/Evening Kalispera kalispe'ra
Good Night Kalinihta kalini'hta
How are you? Ti kanis? ti ka'nis
Very Well Poli Kala poli' kala'
Thank You Efharisto efxaristo'
Sorry Signomi signo'mi
i understand Katalaveno katalave'no
i don't understand Den katalaveno den katalave'no
Do you speak English? Milate anglika? mila'te anglika'
What's your name? Pos se lene? pos se le'ne
My name is.... Me lene.... me le'ne
Let's go! Pame! pa'me
How much does it cost? Poso kani? po'so ka'ni